Sloss and Humphries On The Road - Creative Executioner

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

(Video version on YouTube)   Muggins and Cream return from a fun packed visit to Budapest where they take in some Hungarian folklore about how the locals creatively dealt with some early christians. 

All right, motherfuckers. Welcome to another Monday episode of Sloss and Humphreys on the road, where we were actually on the road. We were in Budapest, Hungary, and had some lovely gigs there. We talk about the funnest way to kill Christians. So enjoy that. It wasn't actually recorded in Hungary. It's been recorded at home, but you don't fucking care.

Thanks for listening. Thanks for tuning in and watching, if you are. been recorded that at home but you don't fucking care um thanks for listening thanks for um tuning in and watching if you are and then also sign up to the fucking patreon how about that yeah huh you're gonna do it yeah go on do it sloss and humphries on the road muggins and cream cream and muggins straight thuggin living the dream that's our intro fucking muggles tickling the clit inside your head that makes you laugh they said it can't be done

are we in the same seats that's hack oh muggles accidental rip job in the park kiss kiss kiss or am I just being cynical just muggled it up

on fucking mugglepedia where have you been since 9-11 so what is ASMR? A-D-R-S-R-M. No, it's not that. A-M-D-F.

Nope. A-S... Yeah, that's recording. It's this audio, like, audio orgasm, innit? It's like foot fetish of the ears. No, that sounds wrong. That sounds like you're banging the ears. You're like an unirony fan's going,

here, because look, yeah, yeah. Aedius. Autonomous sensory meridian response. Yes, MR. It's a relaxing, often sedative sensation that begins at the scalp and moves down the body, also known as a brain massage. It's triggered by placid sights and sounds,

such as whispers and accents. I didn't get that. Nobody's ever explained that, like it's an actual thing before. The way you just explained that, I was like, am I going to have to start kicking the shit out of people who fancy sounds?

Because that would be another one of the things where it's like one of those fetishes that there's nothing wrong with one of those fetishes that it's not there's nothing wrong with it but also stop that aye you know oh I fancy cars

right okay you're not hurting anyone but stop that forever I know it's not illegal but it is now that I've seen you doing it I fell in love with the theme park ride

aye Ben straight away death penalty no trial the end so you were pouring a coffee right next to the mic

when I was doing sound check, and I was like, oh, fuck. He's doing it now. I mean, that just sounds class. Does that sound like piss? A little bit, but now you put it like that. Yeah, I mean... Like, because I knew it was coffee coming.

I was a little bit... That's like, you know, if you're cooking soup and you're like, I've just farted, and you're like, damn, I enjoyed that so much. Never, never once have I smelled someone's fart and thought it was some cooking that I was desperate to enjoy. I was doing an example. Not something that happened. An example of what?

An example of like, when I know it's coffee, that sounds good. But if you go, oh, that. Like, if you were like, oh, this is the sound of pouring coffee, I'd be like, oh, that sounds gorgeous. Sounds mint. I really enjoy that. And then you're like, haha, the sound of pouring coffee I'd be like oh that sounds gorgeous sounds mint I really enjoy that and then you're like haha psych it's someone pissing

I'd be like I probably shouldn't have enjoyed that as much as I did so this ASMR thing it's that because I do recognise that feeling

that description of that feeling of going from the head but I don't know what in my life has ever done it for me I get it with them you know them

head tickler things oh yeah but that's what they do uh huh is that the feeling you're meant to get off sound the feeling that you get off one of them claw in my life has ever done it for me. I get it with them, you know, them head tickler things. Oh yeah, but that's what they do. Uh-huh. Is that the feeling you're meant to get off sound? The feeling that you get off one of them claw-leggers if you're going to get... No, there's like...

If you're a one-eyed teddy bear that's going to get chosen in Toy Story. Do you never... I think I get it sometimes when it's almost like a shiver runs down your back. Sometimes it's with a little bit of like touch somewhere or if it's cold and you go, oh, like that. I think that's cold and you go oh like that

i think that's what it is apparently people get that from sound right so i i don't because when i was like oh i've got that's the same way elliot steel goes oh i've got dyslexia you're like no you just can't spell you just don't try to put any effort into other way like it seems to be really fashionable for people to like announce themselves as on the spectrum of autism. That's what a spectrum is. Yeah, thank you. That's exactly what a spectrum is. Yeah.

However, like, anyway, I think we've unpacked that before, where there's certain things where it's okay to go, oh, I think I've got a bit of autism or something like that, and you can get people Like claiming to be like I'm part cripple Well I've got a dead leg I'm a wee bit palsy

Just a bit Semi downs Just half of one Yeah Half a extra chromosome Is that what it is Is it an extra one Or is it a lesser one

I'm not Yes you do You've been friends With a downed person For ages I didn't realise It's biology Well that's fair Do you think When I was putting him in nets one or is it a lesser one? I'm not. Yes, you do. You've been friends with a dazed person for ages. I didn't realise he's biology. Well, that's fair.

Do you think when I was putting him in nets because I thought he had thicker hands, right, I knew the biology? No, I think he was just a horribly

ignorant child. Yeah. I can't think of any noise that would make me, because I know it's not a sexual thing, clearly.

It's not like they're like the tingle doesn't go all the way down your spine and give you an erection or make you fucking super wet, I think it's just like a nice, oh my god my body had a response to that sound, but it's surely it's got to be like an enjoyable noise I can't even think of a noise

that I would find so nice that I would not even your fian yeah fiance's breathing during sex if she's like if I had months in your ear and she's kissing you

yeah and she's heavy breathing because that is sexual uh huh but we're talking about but the noise you're saying like

that noise doesn't adds nothing nah nah the noise literally adds nothing it adds knowledge

that she's alive it adds it adds knowledge that she's enjoying herself It adds knowledge that she's enjoying herself. You should have already had that knowledge. Well, yeah, but I've not looked at her for a while. You know, you're down there, you're passionate. What about that leg? Afterwards. Oh, yeah, that.

Not like that one. Yeah. Cara does that just from her mouth she's just like that was oh god Jesus I'm glad that's over

me and Natalie still do the joke about how much time's passed we've been doing it so long now

I was like oh fuck me golf lesson oh yeah well we can get on to that in a minute so non-sexual wise is there any sounds or sounds that do that for you

give you that lovely feeling or can you imagine the perfect sound like for me that is up there the one that we've just witnessed, the pouring of the coffee has got like it's got qualities beyond

its sound. Like the sense of anticipation and all that. I reckon I've not heard the sound but I reckon the sound of an explosion from the House of Commons might make me go, oh!

You know, if I'm just doing the road at the end of the fuse. I'm the new Guy Fawkes. The sound of the fuse fizzling away into the distance just before the explosion. It's a really long one from all the way up in Edinburgh. A day from here? Aye. At the price of trains? It was easy just to walk up with views.

There's this thing on Twitter happening at the minute and I know you're not on Twitter, right? But like, people are obviously fucking up in arms about the train systems in the UK because it's fucking like ridiculous price. Are they?

You sometimes need to get like fucking three trains to get to a place. They're charging you fucking 200 quid. Are they? You sometimes need to get like fucking three trains to get to a place, they're charging you fucking 200 quid. Are they? Okay. And there was something like Manchester, London. Yeah.

On the day, it was like 345 quid. That's mad. Mark pointed it out and somebody suggested that he got a fucking flight to like Alicante and had a day there and then get the flight back.

It would be cheaper. Aye, than actually just getting the train down to fucking Liverpool or Buxton. So there's that, but in the nature of Twitter, that should just unify everybody, right? People that work for the train company, the people

the punters, it should unify fucking everybody. That's a ridiculous price to get from manchester to london i know but hi there are there are people in middle england but there's like a disproportion there's a mad amount of people that are defending it it's saying like oh you should maybe it's like booking advance by a week you're like it's not somebody made the point like you know if imagine it was like 25 quid for a pint of milk unless you booked in advance a week later. Yeah, you could get it for the usual price,

but what if you just happen to want milk? That's a poor system. It's a poor system if you can't just decide that you want to go somewhere or you want to do something or you want to buy something. to just decide that you want to go somewhere or you want to do something or you want to buy something. I mean, I'm trying to engage with you, but as somebody that fucking loathes all public transport and has not been on a train for quite some time.

Would a taxi from Manchester to London be cheaper than 350 quid? I mean, I would rather find that out than take a train. You know what? Actually, I'm not with you in this camp. I think I'd rather be in my own company than in somebody's company when I travel. What? No, no, no.

If I'm paying that much for a fucking taxi, you're not saying a word to me. That's part of the fucking fee. Yeah, because you actually, because of the time it was, you had a Glasgow flight, because your flight's got... We'll get on to Budapest in a second. But on the way to Budapest, your flight from Edinburgh got cancelled.

You got put on my flight from Glasgow. Marlena was like, why don't you just go through and stay with Kylo before? I'm like, because I have a family. I live in this house. And you're like, I'm up at three anyway. All right. Before the nappy change or the feed or whatever you're doing.

I'll just get up. I'll do the feed. Get a taxi. Get a taxi. And go through to. Go through there. Like, for me, that's quite a long taxi. Because if it's an actual taxi what if the guy chats to you

he doesn't get to for that price that's a really long journey to be like making small talk at that time in the morning with a complete stranger but they do not get to

for that price and for that price you're allowed to tell them you think you could just go 100% 100% if you are paying three digits

for a fucking taxi it's not rude to go I'm not in the mood to talk today sorry there's nothing rude about that this is a long ass fucking no way you're getting 125 quid you're not saying a word to me please in what world i fair and i yeah i think you i think you can do that without looking like an asshole as well that's why that's why you go to certain you know i mean if you look if you want to go black cab, take the fucking gamble with whoever's hobby

this is on the fucking weekend. So we went to Budapest, and even though we were just there overnight, I feel like we were crammed quite a bit in. Well, because we got there early, because we're now at a nice part of the tour. It's been finished for months. Yes.

But we've got ones to pick up. Well, no, no, no. No, no, no. This, how we're living now is how the tour is for the fucking rest of it. There's nothing that will ever convince me.

You know what's insane? These gigs that we're doing now, like the one you've done in France, the one that we've just done in Budapest, the four or five you're about to do with Gareth over in Denmark, Iceland, Sweden,

the whole Vienna, Germany stuff, right? That was somehow meant to be crammed in to the tour. That was already too full. I know, it's fucking mental. Isn't that insane? Aye. So anyway, that's been rearranged, which was fucking our saviour back then,

the fact that it had to get rearranged because we were fucked. And they're just kind of scattered across spring. Yeah, but it's the way fucking touring should be which is occasionally I'll go away

for a bit of a fucking weekend and then come back it's manageable you're in a good mood you get to the fucking airport

somebody's in front of you you're like take your fucking time doesn't matter can't give a shit how much better spirits were we in just in the whole

experience from start to fucking finish you know like sometimes when you come out of arrivals, right, you've, like,

collected your bag or whatever. Look, again, we didn't have to have full suitcase because we're just there for a brief period of time, right? So you can skip that bit already. That's a fucking, like,

a boring-ass party a day gone. They're checking in and picking up their bags. You go through and you don't have to do that whole, like, game face. This is just another day for us

but it's big for them this promoter has been working really hard to put on this event it's like this is their milestone that they've been working towards for us this has been in their diary for 18 months and this has been in your brain for since you got on the plane this morning and you just have to like

not be a buzz kill for that and you sometimes have to in arrivals just go right game face And you sometimes have to, in arrivals, just go, right, game face. And I don't always, rarely do I nail it. If I'm in a bad mood, everyone will and should know. Aye, I normally pick up the slack on that for you. I'll normally go in with a big smile and a handshake and they're like, oh, yeah. I think it's sometimes important to show your misery just so

that people don't think that you're happy and that this is the standard to be set I'm in a bad mood now and I'm going to be in a bad mood until I'm not in a bad mood and I didn't make myself in a bad mood here in this situation, maybe we're in a bad mood so

just take it out on the fucking world, make it everyone else's problem. A problem shared is a problem halved. Spreads like cancer. All right. So aye, we're just like, we didn't need to do that whole fucking Game Face thing as we're going through, right?

We're already excited to be there. Also, Budapest had already passed the test before. The last time we were there, it was a cool city. We enjoyed the gig. Yeah. It was... And you'd actually booked a holiday with Cara to go to Budapest because you liked it so much and you wanted to show her.

Well, because Budapest is always the... It still blows my mind that it's Buda and Pest. There's two cities. Buda on one side of the river and Pest on the other side of the river. And when they first told me that, I'm like, do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I'm Kai? And you can just make up a lie like that. And I'll just fucking swallow that right on down.

And they were like, no, no, we're in Pest just now, but your show's in Buda. Turns out that's 100% true. It's either side of the Danube, isn't it? It's like the way the town separates Newcastle and Gateshead. It's like Gate Castle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's New and then Castle. Castle Gate.

Aye. We did hear one of our, or at least my favourite historical stories when we were driving from Pesh to Buda or vice versa. There's a hill on one of the places and there's a statue of a man. And we like to find out about the history of the places that we're in.

And we'd like, you know, I'll go, what's that building? And what's that? And I find some stuff interesting. And we had an actual driver for the trip, Christophe, who was like, he's part of the team. Yeah. So it's not like you're just like a local taxi driver.

That's just kind of mixed mal-tac way. Yeah. It was actually not like you're just like a local taxi driver that's just got a mixed mouth that way. Yeah. It was actually somebody who could actually have a converse with. And he explained to us I won't remember

the guy's name but if you're from Hungary you'll know who we're talking about here. The statue is of an early Christian man who basically

came to Hungary to convert the Hungarians to Christianity. Is he a saint, retrospectively? Yeah, he's a saint now. But he wasn't treated like one? No, no. You're probably thinking, oh, did he cure a village or did he successfully brought Christianity

to Budapest and the Hungarians? Not exactly. They didn't convert instead they were like fuck you with your heathen talk that's actually blasphemy he committed the crime of baptising someone

and being Christian in general I think history is awful but if I could go back into any part of time it would be when you were allowed to throw stones at Christian, if there's any part of history that me personally could go back into time, into any part of time. It would be when you were allowed to throw stones at Christian. If there's any part of history that me personally could go back to, it's whatever time that we were feeding them to lions regularly. That would be fucking class.

Right. Now they just chin each other at the old fab. Aye. I would really like to. I'd go back there, enjoy my time. But it's a new world. So I like hearing the history of back when

people had more rights than we do now which is to so the crime was being a Christian the punishable crime that he got punished for

was baptising someone yeah trying to convert him sneaky what was the punishment without trial the just direct punishment

no trial they put him in a barrel full with nails and swords put that barrel onto a cart and kicked it down a hill they played

pop up pirate with the cunt oh man allow me to teach you of the mercy of Jesus Christ I'll fucking show you

mercy give me the bucket of swords yeah and the nails we got another one of them you know the guys with the crosses another one of them he's trying to get a kid into heaven oh god he thinks of heaven and he's trying to get this person i don't i don't even think he died although like like i think he got out yeah even think he died although like I think he got out

yeah ah like a Boston Palace yeah oh cuts everywhere not a death

by a thousand cuts just lots of pain by a thousand cuts and he didn't die septic some of the wounds got infected so they tried to do

some brain surgery on him but unfortunately they had a lack of medicine and or knives or a willingness to do brain surgery so

they just we haven't got any knives just surrounded by them covered in blood oh there's nothing we can do and then they just

caved his head in with a skull and you know what they did smash his head off a rock didn't they that's how they finished him off

it's so funny the bottom of the leg I was so sure that would kill him oh no look we're just gonna have to cave his head in with a fucking rock.

Note to self, more swords. I'm going to need more swords. God, that's so funny. Honey, where are you off to? I'm just, look, God came to me in a dream. And he said, spread my message, spread my love. Spread my legs. And go to this place called Hungary and bring them the word of my love.

What time will you be back? I don't know. A month or two? How long does it take to convert someone to the love of Jesus Christ? A couple of days? It sounds like something you'd like to buy. Yeah. People are in the business of a myth.

Yeah. Honey, I'll be back. I'll be back in fucking two months. I'll see you. I'll see you very, very soon. Oh, he probably didn't have a wife. He was a saint, wasn't he? Aye.

Probably just fucked little boys. That's what they did him for. Oh, see, I was baptising him. That's not fucking holy water on his head. Fucking holy milk, lad. So I think later on in their history, Hungary eventually did get converted to Christianity, probably when a later saint came,

and they were like, this sounds familiar, and actually, you know what, now that you've mentioned it again, this is good. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, great, I'm so glad you're all Christian now. Quick question,

my mentor, a couple of years ago came in this direction did you see him at all huh guy big beard came

talking about the love of Jesus Christ you didn't see him come through yeah yeah he went that way they both point different ways

he went that way it leads to the same place honestly just follow it round if you're going that way loop right if you're going that way loop right if you're going that way loop left

he's off to he's off to Russia we think tell you what though tell you what and he said he wasn't coming back we'll make a statue of him we'll make a statue of him

just as a just in case he does come back which he might do because he's not dead why would he be dead who said he was dead now do you have a likeness of his face? Because we caved to...

I mean, we don't know what he looks like. Yeah, we're actually going to have to... We're going to have to copy it off this stain on the rock. Can somebody give me a stencil? Did he look like this, sir? And there's just like a fucking lifelike red drawing of his face on the rock. Bit of paper over it and they rub the back of it. It's this.

What are you? Yeah, those are his eyes. Oh, fuck, those are his actual eyes. So he's dead. Man, what a fun... What a fun way to kill someone. Like, realistically. Look, I don't think... Look, I'm glad we live in a... what a fun way to kill someone like realistically look I don't think

look I'm glad we live in a well at least I'm glad I live in a society where there is no death penalty that you can't take somebody's life away from them I agree with that but if I lived in a world or a place where you weren't allowed to kill people do it fun

this is what happened right it's clearly we don't allowed to kill people. Do it, fun! This is what happened, right? They were like, right, clearly, we don't need to go to VAR. He's spreading the word of God in a country where... He's got the cross there! He's doing it! It's punishable by death, that, right? We're up a hill, right? Let's have a look at what

we've got here, right? We've got a barrel. We could stand him on the barrel and hang him and then kick the barrel away. Or we could all piss in the barrel and we could drown him in the barrel and hang him and then kick the barrel away. Or we could all piss in the barrel and then we could drown him in the barrel and then he'd drown in piss. That might be a good way to go. We've got swords. I guess we could chop his head off.

Or we could chop his legs off and just watch him bleed to death for a bit. What? Somebody put someone in his mouth, would you? Tell you what, put him in the barrel just to shut him up for a bit. Nail it shut. How many nails you got? No. Keep 12 back to shut it.

Put the rest in with them. Right, there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine they put so many nails and so many swords in the barrel, it actually didn't leave enough room for movement, and that's how he survived it. You know, if they put nothing in, he would have just rattled around the barrel.

He was just flat-backed. They gave him to the other end, completely unscarred. They're like, he's a witch! Cave is hidden! Cave is fucking hidden! He can't... How the fuck did he survive? Maybe that's why they did convert to Christianity afterwards.

They just got so freaked out they killed him instantly and they're like okay he's dead god maybe that was the power of Christ one more proof do you need we threw him down a fucking hill

in a barrel of swords and nails he was a mortal dude what did we do we killed we killed like Jesus built him a statue built him a fucking statue

yes on the hill we killed him on no he won't find it offensive he went reverting a cross that's how Jesus died they like being honoured in the way they were murdered I don't know

it's like a weird thing for them fuck we're gonna we're gonna need another barrel and some more sauce for this statue alright so that I'm just gonna give this a twizzle We're gonna need another barrel and some more sauce So that I'm just gonna give this a twizzle Oh, he's talking about his cock For those you know watching on the video. He has a penis out and is pointing and just

also, like if you if you have never watched the videos of this podcast because the you know. You listen to it when you're doing stuff. I would like to know how much glee was in my face even before we were in the bit of just talking about it. Such a funny way to kill somebody. Like, I always laugh at shit like that.

The one we spoke about a while ago, that cunt that went to the North Sentinel Island right you know that fucking island oh yeah he went and spread the word

of God too he went and spread the word of God and he got peppered with fucking arrows did people not

learn oh god if somebody doesn't want God don't go there with God it's all

man God the whole thing is he's omnipotent he's everywhere they're like another God guy yeah so they for people that didn't know

The Centennial Islands Yes Which are West of India And kind of East of Indonesia But like all of Like the Indian government

All the other governments around Are like Don't go on these islands Don't fuck with them Right They're Indigenous people We don't bother them

They're fine They're happy In their own things You know how we were talking about In the middle of Loch Lomond There's this island of wallabies Yes Right

It's like There's an island of prehistoric people Yeah And they love More than Whatever it is They love normally Which I imagine is a

Diet of root vegetables And wildlife Yeah They love Using Christians as pin cushions. And

there's a very low supply of Christians on the island, but thankfully... So one made his way over there to try and preach Jesus to this just indigenous people that have been unmolested by the Western world thus far, which there's not much

of that left on the fucking planet. Which is why he was there because he was like dibs. It's like you're touching the last bit of untouched snow. You're like okay, hey, hey, hey.

And this is the name of Jesus Christ. Okay, I got him. Big man. And in his head when he eventually dies 50 years down the line God and Jesus

are there and they're like dude, you're the guy that got the Sentinelese guys into man. Do you know how many of my fucking kids I had to send down there? Just kill, kill. But you, thanks for getting them in. I cannot tell you how angry Buddha is.

He is fucking raging, man. He thought, right, all the old gods, they were like, surely they're going to worship us. But you, with your little fucking canoe come on in here come on and then after he got sprayed with arrows that's how they got him they've got they've figured out born arrows yeah yeah and christians haven't figured out canoes and um do you reckon there's going to be another guy comes up going excuse me have you seen my friend did he pass through here and he's sitting and these guys

are both pointing in separate directions we can build a statue off of him so maybe we should do that when Jehovah's Witnesses come I mean, you don't care

I mean, to speak about the Lord You just like Murder them in some crazy way Yep, dead What happened? I Honestly, it's a visceral reaction People try to bring God into my life

And I murder them It doesn't even have to be a religious thing Next time any fucking politician Drops a flyer through my fucking door oh it's happening a lot at the

minute in Scotland yeah I think so yeah it's like local council ones or something there's a fucking

car driving around my street with a loudspeaker I was like well not him aye yeah you you're a fucking

knob absolutely not that guy oh the obnoxious prick aye we need one more of them in politics so there's fucking

somebody going around just blasting stuff out and I'm like the only way that would work is if that was the

like if you if that was your opposition and you did your car up to be like vote me opposition guy yeah yeah yeah fucking drove around the leafy suburb being a wanker yeah I to be like vote me opposition guy yeah yeah fucking drove

around the leafy suburb being a wanker yeah i would i would vote for the guy following him in a car going this guy's a cunt this guy's a cunt i wouldn't need to know any of his policies i'd be like well not that guy funnily enough um a kid a kid on a bike uh cycled around the estate playing drum and bass and i like to think it was in retaliation to that guy and I was putting the bins out and I was just like what the fuck's that and I come around and it was this fucking kid he looked a bit like, remember how Biebs looked when he was younger like Biebs

unfucking believable unfucking believable unfucking believable is that why we're called a bitch? Jesus fucking Christ I see what I did I do And do you still have any qualms

About being Natalie Thinking you're thick? I do Because that's like honest You pick me up on honest mistakes And then accuse me of like absolute cartoonish

really what was the one in Hungary right so we're out in Budapest the gigs were great right thank you very much

to everyone it was so worth the wait we've rescheduled that gig like three times or something since 2020 and everyone still came so thank you to everybody that was

patient with us. Thank you to the Israeli that came all the way up with some marijuana for us and was like when are you going to do a gig in Israel and I give the answer I always kick and I'm like the day I can do a gig in Palestine it's got to be both I'm not going to learn what's going on there

so what I'll do is I'll just go straight down the middle and go la la la la la la That la, la, la, la. That's why you did one in Russia and you now have to do one in the Ukraine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, because that was before it all kicked off. But, like, it was brewing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it feels, yeah, it feels, yeah, I feel like a dick. I'm like, okay, it does seem like a pig's side. So we went out drinking afterwards because it's a great drinking city. Yep. Bit of a pest. So we're always, like we're always, it's the second time we went

and we've went both times. There's a place called Simpla and it's like, it's all graffiti and fucking weird shit. It's like an old abandoned building and then instead of... It feels like a little jail or something because there's just loads of little side rooms

and everything yeah but there's but also feels kind of like you know the hotel lobbies where you can all look down into the middle sort of thing

I don't know what the building used to be if we paid more attention and when if we were less drunk there I'm sure we'd that's why I was thinking it was like a jail

because that middle bit is like you know where everyone's like hanging over the back you know when a cop gets arrested and puts him in the jail and they're all

hoeing toilet roll at him and that as he gets fucked yeah fishy fishy fishy I smell bacon in this motherfucker whatever it is

it's a fucking class place to drink and then we went to some other places we ended up getting we went to an

authentic gypsy place we did which had like like there's music playing yeah but like one guy one guy had a double bass an authentic gypsy place? We did. Which had like, like, there's music playing. Yeah, but like one guy,

one guy had a double bass and the other guy had half of a Was it not like a foosball table

type instrument? It was like somebody cut the top off a piano and then cut it in half as well. And then you hit the strings of the piano with like xyl in half as well and then you hit the strings

of the piano with like like xylophone things it was a weird instrument i've never seen and they were playing uh i mean gypsy music they were playing gypsy music they were gypsy musicians and and then they were like do you want to get some food and we're like oh we could eat oh that was so funny and then the old the old woman who was amazing. She was amazing. But she, when we first saw her, I was like, if you'd never taken me to Hungary before and you were to ask me, what does a 65-year-old Hungarian woman look like? I would have drawn a picture of this woman exactly.

I would have just been a small, hunched woman, right? With like little bubbles, like little spots. Not heaps, not like warts, not witch-like. But like little boils like little spots not heaps not like warts not witch like but like little boils yeah and what not

and just like that sort of what's the fucking like a thatched cottage yeah no no no like they

just having a bandana around their hair and stuff and like all of their clothes are just lots and lots of layers handcrafted as well

all of our clothes were handcrafted it seemed and feels like if I were to do anything she'd like hit me with a stick yeah

like that's and you would absolutely accept that yeah yeah I'd be like I must be in the wrong place I must have done the wrong thing she was there

so we I think it made a pano differently to what I thought what I thought was happening because it was pretty high yeah and it was such a very unique, strange place to be high in,

so I was fucking losing my mind in there. But they were speaking in Hungarian because you were a bit hungry, right? And there was a bit... That's so weak. I didn't... You said it. You're the one that realised...

They should definitely have a gay bar called Hungarian for cock oh they should so anyway we're in this place and you're asking if they serve food

here but it just does feel like a living room right and she spoke in Hungarian and she got back and she goes she could make you

some stew yeah some traditional Hungarian ratatouille we were like oh my god we could make you some stew

And you're like Oh don't just make something On my account Like if they're serving food I'll have food But like Leave the bar And get it in the kitchen

Of your house And make it a stew But that is what she did She went and fried the bar Pasta's in her kitchen And just came out with the pot And started showing us it And we're like

No no we don't want to eat your food And they're like No no this is the restaurant That is Because that's why I was confused I thought she'd made that for her family and she went and got it out of her own kitchen. No, it was just a real, real traditional,

literal underground Hungarian gypsy place. It must have just been the wine cellar at our house or something. Well, I think it was a wine cellar historically and then she bought it. Because we were asking who that picture on the wall was. It was a massive picture of Hungarian Elvis, wasn't it? Yeah, and we were like, who's Hungarian Elvis?

And it was her dad, and she'd named the bar after him, because he was a gypsy musician, and had emigrated to Hungary, and then started a life, and then, yeah, and he loved all the music, so she started this place in memory. It was great, essentially. It was exactly what we like when we go to new places so they were there our uh our promoters out there were like

look i know you want to go to simpler but for us that's just where the british people go for point of reference if anybody knows an island temple bar that's that's the answer temple bar people from america come over they're going to go to temple bar in dublin they're going to go to simpler in hungary right but the hungarian people want to show you a bit more authenticity so they were like look we'll go to simpler that's where you want to go and it's cool as i get it right yeah but let's take you here as well and we got both and then afterwards we went to i think it was just a bit more of a studenty place and uh we were obviously smoking a bit yeah because that was like an outdoor like like a festival area it looked like it was a pop-up area.

That's not there all year round, but it pops up when the sun's shining. We've had a good show and we're not stressed because we're not travelling all the time, so we've got energy. And somebody brought us weed, so hi as fuck. Hi, we're drinking. And obviously, like, one of the promoters we have out there has just had her second child. Obviously, me and her were swapping several stories

about parenting and kids and stuff and then we start talking about, I mean, plenty of other stuff and then you obviously start talking about fucking Peggy as you do. Because the dog ran into the bar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It came in and they were like, do you like dogs? And I topped up my cup every time, I do that when I'm away from Peggy now

is I'll feel the love of someone else's dog. Like, I honestly don't mind cheating on my dog with other dogs yeah oh so I don't think

your dog cares no she's a slut she's sound she cheats on me with her humans all the time yeah yeah it's a very open

relationship aye then there was one bit where you were just showing pictures I'm talking to Veronica about kids and you're talking

to Kipora about your dog and then one of her other friends leans over and he's like oh you're just swapping stories and I'm like oh yeah I mean this happens every time, any time I mention Caelan or talk about my son Kai will come in and start talking about his dog and we all

laugh because that's a funny thing to say and then like 10 10-15 minutes later while everyone else is talking you take me not aside but like aside the conversation

I don't actually try and top your Caelan stories with Peggy stories do I and I was like I was like because man

I often go to talk about Peggy instinctively when you talk about Caelan but I stop myself because I know that's exactly what it is that you go oh yeah Caelan smiled for the first time in the day. I'm like, fucking Peggy picked up her own poo.

Just trying to store it in her mouth. Like, that's not a good thing. Can you stop comparing my son's shit-eating grin to your dog's shit-eating? It's not compatible. I just want to put this on record, Peggy's never ate any shit, but it was a funny thing to add. She's never ate it, but she's had it in her mouth,

just roll it around like a cigar. I don't inhale. So I just got paranoid, I was like, because I really fucking make a conscious effort to stop myself of not bringing up Peggy if you're talking about Caelan because it's not comparable so like if I if I do go oh yeah and Peggy's done this like I'm like it didn't say that so I have actually filtered myself from doing that

and then I was like I've wanted to slip the net it's so funny oh another thing another really stone thing happened as well people get you to sign shit after the show usually a book sometimes a poster

sometimes their tits sometimes their tits right but every now and again you get people who clearly weren't at the show but the mebbies have a shop that sells autographs

so they're just trading autographs or something like that right and also man you just get autograph hunters and these are people who

collect them yeah and what if you've never experienced it before they're super they're super clinical the way

they do it yeah it's not like it's not like oh my god nice to meet you pleasure to work with the show they come with

a fucking file of like gloss paper images high quality images of you through several stages

of your career like there was one time in an American airport where I was just sitting down I can't remember where we were on our way to but I was just fucking sat there

and a guy came over and recognised me knew where I was going to be at the airport and just had 50 photos to sign so it's I don't mind it I look if I'm not fucking busy all the airport and just had 50 photos to sign. So it's, I don't mind it.

I, look, if I'm not fucking busy all the time and I'm, I like occasionally dropping back into the world of, oh, I'm a celebrity. Oh, people are asking for photographs. For me, they feel like professionals or hobbyists and both things are like, they're just cool little things that they're pursuing. Yeah, and they're not aggressive.

It's just, don't be wrong. Sometimes they'll come with a stack of photos and you go mate be reasonable like come on I'm not signing 50 things sometimes like on

this occasion they'll come with a guy who's got like a professional camera and they'll get like photographs of you signing it to like authenticate

the signature yeah it's and but to be fair to these guys in Hungary they were at the show

oh they were yeah yeah they were at the show oh they were yeah yeah they were at the show I just never know how these people know where I'm going to be they met at the hotel lobby

yeah after the show and that can only be because we like I did anyway Instagrammed the hotel lobby aye

so I could do me fucking Dobby the first class business elf fucking running bit like I'm milking as long as masks laugh so the only reason I think he could know that

you were there was because we put it on socials but he took a punt because he didn't know you were going back immediately after the show he was correct, we were there he could have just went straight out, he could have been there but he was there. Aye.

Right? And he brings this photo, and it's the one where you've got, you look like Biebs. No. Right? You've got your long floppy hair, and it's the one with the shadow

of a jester hat in the background. Oh, yeah. It was the poster for the Joker, so it must have been my fucking third Fringe show. So you must have been like 19 years old. Mm-hmm. So you're like 32 years old now, showing the picture on your 19, right?

And I take a picture of you saying in a photograph for these guys, and the photograph's you at the age of 12. And I sent it in a WhatsApp group where they're in the middle of talking their way through the Tyson Fury fight. They're all watching the Tyson Fury fight. And I just dive in with that.

And everyone's just like, congratulations to Daniel, I guess i guess thanks what's this right what are you doing i was like oh just the picture that the fan chose to use to like saying this and they're like okay and they just didn't say it funny i'm high as and i'm laughing my tits off that they're getting into saying that right so i tried to i tried to drill home the bit, right? No, you? All right, all right. I actually drilled home the bit, right? I got pictures of practically everyone.

Because I was getting pictures of, like, Colin and Gareth and Mark Nelson and Elliot, just from not even press shots from when they started comedy, but just the oldest pictures of them I could find, or pictures of them in compromising situations. And I was like, here, Elliot, sign this. Here, Gareth, sign this. And I was in fucking bits because it was funny.

Making yourself laugh. Someone's got to. In the middle of this, we ended up having to fucking jump around in a lift with a couple that didn't want to be any part of it. While I'm texting this thing right I'm already distracted just for context we got to an elevator and for some reason with this other

couple every time we pressed the floor button the doors would close nothing would happen the doors would fucking open and I'm like I've used loads of elevators so there's no way I'm fucking this up they pressed the button it didn't happen you pressed the button although all the while I'm actually quite oblivious because I'm finding fucking pictures from the archives

of me eye photos and then I think it was eventually the woman pressed it really fucking hard the doors closed and the lift

started moving and the guy just sort of went hey I was baked and I was like I'll fully join in and I was like

yes high fives in the bedroom I'm joining in with high fives and all that they went along with it but only because they were sweet yeah only because they were yeah they weren't enjoying it as much as we were because they weren't right so this is the life i'm in the middle of living right i'm really high we're buzzing i've just been laughing my fucking head off at the foot he's saying i'm trying to get me boys in on it right um because i found it funny and i'm like surely they also found it funny i'm gonna overcom me boys in on it right um because i found it funny and i'm like

surely they also found it funny i'm gonna over commit to this bit right and then um and then elliot went oh my god he's over texting right and i was like i am guilty guilty i've triple text there's actually been three bits i've done where nobody's replied and i can see it's my color my my colour, my colour. And in a group of 12 people, there should always be bricks. And they're still, like, trying to watch the fade. Like, one of the messages were, like, we're watching a fade here, can't you? And then it was, like, oh, my God, he's over-texting.

And I was, like, oh, yeah, I am over-texting. I just bumped it with a few laughs, right? I was, like, I'm not going to... Yeah, I'm not going to deny it, but, like, no, I'm not. Because then that would also be... Yes, and then I put my with a few laughs, right? I was like, I'm not going to... Yeah, I'm not going to deny it, but you're like, no, I'm not. Because then that would also be... Yeah, so then I put my phone in my pocket, went and sorted my shit out and come downstairs and luckily for me, it had caught on.

Somebody had done it. It didn't catch on. Somebody... Humoured you. Humoured me by joining in, found a funny picture of Matty or something, right? And fucking sent the picture, going, well, you're saying this, right? I was like oh you darling right and then

Elliot just wrote what on me laugh emojis after he called us out for over texting and I looked at the message and it went he's overextending he was tight with the face he's tight with Tyson Fury's punches I was like ah he got us there.

I am over texting all the time. Such a dork. Hi. So not only is it, not only is it, such a fucking dork. Not only is it

verbal communication on a train you can't do, but the written down language of text. Oh, man. I was swinging and missing like a motherfucker that night too. Speaking of swinging and missing like a motherfucker that night too

speaking of swinging and missing how did your golf lesson go this morning no no it's tonight oh 8 o'clock at night uh huh oh

eh that's why it was a funny joke that I went and missed my golf lesson in the middle after shagging oh

right okay it was at 8 at night oh so you've got your first golf lesson I generally just would have missed it if it was 8 in the morning. Okay. I've got my first one tonight.

At 8pm? Mm-hmm. There you go. So I'm imagining it's a... It might be indoors, because they've got, like, state-of-the-art facilities. Oh, right. So the... Fucking...

You hit it into a big cloth, and a camera captures the movement and goes this is where the ball's gone perhaps and i've got like a little pitch and put outside and they did say bring um a what a driving range i probably i don't know if they do have a driving range i didn't see one um but i saw like a kind of little pitch and put on the way and that so they tell us like there's no dress code you don't need any clubs we'll sort you all out but do be prepared for the weather so some of it might be on the pitching pod

if it's still daylight what the fuck that may just be the fucking generic thing that they send out when it's summer or for like

the earlier ones so I honestly don't know what it's going to be well see because I was going to say well in that case we'll just talk about it on the Patreon episode

but we're doing the Patreon episode after this one because I'm only on Thursday so we're doing it today as well right sweet fair enough I'm off to say Oh well in that case We'll just talk about it On the Patreon episode But we're doing the Patreon episode After this one Because I'm only on Thursday Ah so we're doing it today as well Right sweet Fair enough I'm off to do the Have a word podcast

On Thursday Ah nice Class Because I've got to promote They've just hit 13,000 patrons Aye That's fucking remarkable

It's very very impressive Aye My goal on this Is to reach 1,000 And I'd be chuffed with that Aye So that's Where are we?

We're like We keep hitting 600 and then drop and do a little bit when I exchange it. That's fair. We're treading water at 600 now. That's more than I expected when we started it. I'm not involved.

I'm just here. I'm happy for whoever puts in the time. Are you falling for any of this? Does this come across as sincere? No? Okay, fair enough, fair enough. You know, so back to Hungary. The next day, wake up.

Hangover's not as bad as it could be, considering we're drinking fucking whiskey and smoking weed and shit, right? We went to the baths. We did. Not Turkish baths. The Hungarian baths. Just, aye. But they weren't. Historically, I don't think at any point the baths they did not Turkish baths the Hungarian baths just aye

but they weren't even like historically I don't think at any point they were Turkish baths either I think that's

but you know Turkish baths like I think I've got this right I've had a Turkish bath before in Antalya in what? in Turkey

right and em it was like you kinda lie down on this fucking slab of marble and a dude like covers you in foam and fucking exfoliates you with a glove and shit like it's like somebody baths you it's like a massage

it's like a massage slash exfoliation slash wash so when somebody says a turkish bath it's not like it's not a bath it's a but i'm pretty sure there's turkish bath houses it's like a treatment you obviously have to go there to get it done but it's not like what. But I'm pretty sure there's Turkish bathhouses. It's like a treatment. You obviously have to go there to get it done. But it's not like what the Hungarian baths were, which was several different pools. No, which is literally like a kind of fucking Roman bathhouse. Aye. There's a big, long pool in the middle,

and then off in some corridors the other side, there's like one pool that's 36 degrees, one pool that's 40 degrees. And people just hang out with their mates in bathwater. Just go, do you want to go down to the baths with the rain horses it's like a super duper size still hot tub yep yep and and you just i mean you'd never get anything like it in this country nah because it like i mean because we'd ruin it brits would spoil it we would ruin it. Brits would spoil it. We would ruin it. Yeah, it would be like boozy. You'd get pished. People would fucking spew in it.

People would fucking get into fights and bleed in it. Are you looking at me bird? Oh, aye. Horrible tattooed cuts, just like us. Yeah, so it's just where grown-ups can't just hang out in the bath. Oh, I swear I hang over out, talk to each other. They've got

little ice dunking pools I was addicted to that yeah the cold plunge I actually

have taken it upon myself to have one of them every day now I really enjoyed the

leg because it's shite right you're getting the cold plunge and it fucking gas for

your body you know what's bad about it you start wanting to make embarrassing noises i wouldn't mind in the privacy of my own home right but in a public area i didn't want to be there in that right so you're just fucking stepping into it with like fucking stone cold stoicism. Just saying, I'm fine with this, mate. 20 years of toxic masculinity absolutely paying off as you walk in.

Stone face, man, I feel nothing. I know it is. I'm the Terminator going into lava. See if I give a shit. Thumb down. This is quite warm, this. Hoist some ice in fucking hell

the way you just want to be like that man that was absolutely me the second I saw other lads going in I'm like however long you're in

I'm doubling it just why because so for what you go through for the initial fucking balls going up inside your pelvis

fucking hell like air leaving your lungs and then you come back out and you can hear you can hear metal you're about to pass out yeah

right for all that how invigorated you feel afterwards is legit aye and then also you confuse the fuck out of your body

by immediately going in the 40 degree pool and your skin's like what it's either it's either it's either scalding hot or ice cold

yeah hold on hold on you're in a lot of trouble either way. Let me just... Warm. It's just warm. Sorry.

Sorry I scared you. Sorry for just making everything prickly for a second. I didn't know what to do. Enjoy 45 seconds of pins and needles. Full body. Sorry, my bad. So I, this morning, I got up and went for a run first thing, straight out of bed, went for a run, and then got in

and turned the shower on and just let it run. You know when it runs cold and then gets hot? I was just like, just fucking tough it out until it gets hot. And I was in such better form for Natalie over breakfast because I'm shit crack in the morning. Like, I'll get out of bed because um natalie's on like this joe wicks plan right where she'll do a workout and then she'll start making whatever is on the joe wicks plan for breakfast right and in the past i've like i've just stayed

up all night on playstation let i get on with it and i'll just see her later that day i'll have a lie-in right but i'm just like i'm just going to try and get on the same sleeping pattern pattern as natalie got to bed at the same time, get up at a similar time. She gets up for a workout, but I just get up for breakfast and she is so fucking chatty because she's been up for ages

and she's had a workout and she's like, planning me day for us and I'm like, I don't want to make any plans. No, shut up. This is a £100 taxi. Shut your fucking mouth.

I am like, I don't want to make plans. I really like the idea of just having a coffee coming to terms with a date and then just figuring it out from there yet all of a sudden

like but she's just she's in a marriage and she's having a conversation with her husband and I'm a teenager having a conversation

with his ma it's like it's a weird how's school fine fine man do you have any nice dreams and I'm really shit crack and I feel it and none of it's like it's a weird how's school fine fine man do you have any nice dreams and I'm really

shit crack and I feel it and none of it's her she's just being sound as fuck and like making me breakfast and I'm getting up

and just like leave me alone so this morning I get up I gasp for a run I fucking had my ice shower and I started cracking on with the breakfast because I'm in the kitchen before her at this point and I was such better crack and

I'm like oh what a better way to start the day as much as it takes like the initials yeah it sucks so much because you know how everyone's on that fucking who's that weird Norwegian Wim Hof Wim Hof is he Norwegian is he Finnish he Is he Finnish? He's one of them. He's got to be. Scandinavian. Yeah, for sure. I'd put my life on it. Wim Hof, if you don't know who this is.

I tried his app thing for a bit and then they was like, give me money. And I was like, I'm not doing that, you sneaky Finnish fuck. Yeah, that's how that fucking Sam, what's his name again?

Sam Harris. That's how Sam Harris did it. Oh, fucking con artist. So Wim Hof, it's all about cold water therapy and about hyperventilating to increase your lung capacity to get your blood in your body oxidised to give you a natural high during the day

and blah blah blah pseudoscience pseudoscience worked for me when I did it made me feel a lot better I don't do it now and that's because I'm fucking lazy and I think because they slowly train you to take like longer

and longer cold showers and like for the first two weeks you're like, man, when you get to like doing a 90 second cold shower and you're like, it's fine,

I'm a fucking king of this, this is good and then one day you have a warm shower and you're like, oh, oh, infinitely better.

Yeah. So do you, how long is he saying just have the cold shower? Eventually he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. So do you, as he's saying, just have the cold shower? Eventually he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he's, his thing, I think he's got like a fucking TV show out on Channel 4 soon, which is just the standard fucking.

We're going to get celebrities to do the thing that you've just said, and that's the show. And we're going to pretend that it takes. Are they doing a fucking TV show but the ice bucket challenge no but I think they're doing it to go on to

like actual frozen water in fucking Finland or wherever I don't need to watch that

like I'm do you need to watch anything on fucking channel 4 channel 4 is alright

isn't it name 5 shows you enjoy panorama is that still there I think so

yeah I haven't really watched it regularly I don't enjoy it that much but when I

have done it I'm like oh this is some real cutting journalism. Okay. One. Friends. E4, but sure.

And also every channel, every way, all the time. Aye. No, I think that's the... All television made between the hours, or made to be televised between the hours of 8 and 9pm on British television are not for us. They're just not made for us.

They're made for those fucking low breeds. Aye. The muggles. Oh, what's my scheduled dose of TV going to be at this specific time? I say as I tune in at 12.30 for the match. Yeah. Listen to my Monday morning podcast

every Monday we've all got our things aye I'm also a muggle is what I'm saying aye but not as much as well anyway

if you want to try the Wim Hof thing the breathing shit is dead interesting because it's just look he can talk to you about the science of it you're just

in and out in and out holding your breath, and you get a fucking head high. And it's a good head high, but it's... I don't see it. It's just a more natural version of huffing paint, really. It's just starving the amount of oxygen that goes to your fucking brain

so that you go, ooh! Did you ever used to do that thing where you, like, kind of bend double at the hips and hyperventilate? This is in school. Oh, and then you fucking pass out and then somebody like pushes their hands against your chest

and you fucking pass out on the floor I didn't do it I was never into passing out that was kids shouldn't be doing that

my friend I don't know why I was doing that at the age of fucking 12 like my friend Mark learned how to he was like

he learned how to do the sleeper hold and that was just the thing that it was like people come up and be like you do the sleeper hold

on me It's your playtime Playground even And he'd go Yep Straight away And then we'd just Collapse to the floor

And we'd all laugh Now they're Pure kinky adults That kind of Jack off with The belt Yeah Yeah

And some kids Strangling them I have a WWE belt Because of the sleeper hold And some kids strangling them. I'm totally, totally able. Because of the sleep I hold. No, I'm not into being unconscious unless it's sleep. Only consensual unconsciousness for me. Aye, have you never been KO'd? I got knocked out by the sea.

Aye. I was definitely on my feet when I smashed the car window with my head. Yeah. Because there was a woman pressing a tea towel against my bloody ear. And I looked her in the eyes and went, has it been Christmas yet? And it was the 27th of December. And so, yes. So I was awake,

but like, how was I really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why were you suddenly Ebenezer Scrooge? You fucking get knocked out of the scene, you come and wake up in the back of an ambulance. You there, boy,

go buy a turkey for Tiny Tim. What day is this? The day after Boxing Day Doesn't even have a name No Oh so we're deep in the gooch are we? Yeah Turkey sandwiches it is then

Dammit Did I get anything nice? Yeah You got that car What was the car? Hope you've got the receipt But aye I got knocked out by the sea. I woke up in the ambulance there.

I've never been medically knocked out either. Oh, no? You've never been on anaesthetic? No. I went on anaesthetic to get my eyeball taken out. Who? They'd done squint surgery. Apparently my eyeball was resting on my cheek while they were cutting the muscle.

Aye, that's all fucking gross, that is. I really wanted them to take a photo of that. Blah! Oh, nah. No. No. Not even for future doctors to learn. Gross, no.

Yeah, but you don't want to see a photo of yourself with your eyeball hanging out. Not even fucking remotely. Not even a drawing of it. I've got no curiosity as to what that looks like. I honestly think you should probably live your whole life and keep your eyeballs in. All right.

But the one time you have it out, you want a photo of that leg. Nah. You do? I would fucking sue that hot... If I fucking... I would rather there was fucking revenge porn of me out there than a fucking video

of my eyeball lying on my own face I'd rather know hundreds of millions of people have watched me fucking wank myself silly than there just be a fuckable another fuckable hole in my head put it on your tinder profile I've only got eyes for you

nah absolutely not I like the idea of being unconscious medically just because well one I'm an absolute coward when it comes to

any types of pain or discomfort I'm like put me fully asleep but I think I'd I'd be dead I love painkillers

like weed's my painkiller and I'm on that most of the time I reckon if I had morphine I don't think I've had morphine

before Cara has says it's class is it good I bet it is I think I mean they give it they give it to

dying cunts in the war it's gotta be great just I mean that's just like them being like dose of heroin just enjoy it for a couple of seconds like that's just like them going being like dose of heroin just enjoy it

for a couple of seconds like that fucking scene when Phoebe's brother dies in eh Saving Private Ryan Phoebe's brother well

that's where he plays in Friends oh yeah yeah yeah he's a Scientologist I was like I was like was Lisa Kudrow in because I know

Ross was in Band of Brothers yeah and that was and that was the same war so it makes sense that they were they're the immortals

yeah yeah yeah no no all all World War 2 movies are set in the same universe it's like the Marvel universe they don't have to be the same directors

all of them I don't like World War 2 movies because it's always just white men that was a genuine fucking opinion I saw. That's been genuinely like, oh. I can't remember who it was, but it was a while ago. It was a fucking comedian as well.

And they were like, we stopped making World War I and II movies. I think we've celebrated white men enough. Which, look, in a longer right with all the nuance of that i can understand where that opinion is formed from i can see where you're but shut the fuck up forever and ever and ever and what are you talking the greatest generation that sacrificed teenagers fucking died in war let's make movies about the heroes we touched on this in Muff we shot a war movie

using only B.A. Magnus yeah yeah yeah we had a brown Hitler

we did I know it was Samuel L. Jackson but we obviously couldn't get him so we just had to do his voice right we're gonna

we're gonna hit stop on this podcast and then do a Patreon And then see you in four days Or three seconds Also There are It's going to be a problem with the

I think we're going to be late to a podcast So you might have to do a podcast with Nelson Because I am in Copenhagen With Gareth Over the weekend I'll speak to Nelson about Monday so yeah

but I'll be back for next week's Patreon as well so I'll pack this and take it with us bye everyone