Sloss and Humphries On The Road - Ep. 3.32 Pepe Chicken

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

Before Muggins and Cream hit the road in The U.S of A, young Elliot Steel visits Kai to discuss all of his own faults. They share cultured stories about the renaissance and Love Island and embark into some cutting journalism about a chicken shop in Slough. 

Sloss and Humphreys on the road! Muggins and cream, cream and muggins, straight thuggin', livin' the dream. That's our intro. Fuckin' muggles! Ticklin' the clit inside your head to make you laugh. Woohoo! Ha ha ha! They said it can't be done!

Are we in the same seats? That's hack. Aww, muggles. Accidental ripjob in the park. Kiss, kiss, kiss. Or am I just being cynical? Just muggled it up on fuckin' Mugglepedia. Where have you been since 9-11?

Hello everyone. Welcome to Sloss and Humphries on the Road with me, Elliot Steele. Kai's out of the room at the moment, so I thought I'd save you all him doing his little idiom and I'll just start the show and that way you don't have to hear whatever shite he was going to say this time.

Hello mate, I started it. Oh yeah? Yeah, so you don't... I just thought I'd save him all you doing the idiom. Alright. So welcome to the podcast. This is Elliot and Kai, two good friends. We're not best friends, but we're good friends. Yeah, okay.

That was quite good, actually. So you've done the intro? I did the intro. Oh yeah, you've just started it. So yes, we're doing a podcast. Currently, I'm just getting ready and packing to go and join Sloss in America, where Sloss and Humphries and the Road will kick back off at the minute he's in New York. And I'm in London with young Elliot Steele here. Hello.

A.K.A. Milk. We thought we'd just do a cheeky little podcast, just a little fucking bonus one for you before the tour kicks on. When I suggested doing this podcast Elliot, you were like, oh, this is just going to be a fucking roast of Elliot, isn't it? You're just going to rinse us on the podcast. That wasn't what I've got planned, but when you said that, what did you have in mind? What could I possibly roast you for over the last couple of weeks? Well, there's a few things. It has been brought to the group's attention that...

By numerous girls. By numerous girls that Sloss' show is about me. No. No, no, no. You're his ex-girlfriend. you're his ex-girlfriend no that I I am apparently

not a very good kisser yeah and when I say numerous girls have reported back I don't want that to make it look like Elliot has lots and lots of girls on the go because that's not the case but the three that he's been with

in the last ten years have got back to us various different ways and told us he's a shit kisser. Well, he'll have no fury like a scorned woman. So what? He's giving them shit kisses and then scolding them. Yeah. So what are you doing at 22?

Yeah. How are you so bad at kissing? Are you selfish? I don't even know how a selfish kisser would work. How are you going to get more out of it than them if you're doing it your own way

what's your tech as do you want me to show you let's pause this alright I'm back I've been to A&E I can't believe you missed that

American talk I didn't mean to put you in that coma. I thought I was safe. I used to be a lifeguard. I'm fucking nearly drunk. I've got water up my nose. I have. Let me show you.

Look how large my tongue is. Regular tongue? That's a large tongue. You can't say this on a podcast. That's a large tongue. Regular tongue. Right, well, we'll have to agree to disagree. It just casts a big shadow, you know?

It just has a presence. It's a regular size if you measure it, like it just has a presence it's a regular size if you measure it but it's just like it's just big and it's like kind of aura like I've got a big nose

so I've got a big tongue so when you tilt too far do you like go practically upside down like you do like a further than 90 degree tilt look how crooked my teeth are so they're doing some kind of

like spider-man kiss okay but look at you see my teeth here kind of crooked right so you've got big lips, big nose, big teeth. You're a fucking mess,

man. How is anyone kissing you in the first place? Exactly. I wouldn't even go past the application stage. So to get, to get past my teeth,

yeah, they're already playing with fire because these are like, these are like shark teeth, isn't it? Look at that. Yeah,

I mean. Take their tongue off. I mean, they're kind of mangled, but I've got kind of mashed up there. Like, my bottom row teeth

is like fucking thrown west coast you're going to have to sort that out in America they're not going to be happy with that not on the east coast they're not

they're throwing me fucking west coast bottom jaw anyway I still think I'm one of the top 10 kissers on planet earth I'd agree

like why because it's so bad that they feel like they need to mention it which is kind of like why because it's so bad that they feel like they need to mention it which is kind of schoolyard in itself that girls in their

fucking 30s or whatever are like oh he's a bad kisser like so they're not coming across looking good in any of this but it's so bad that they're not

bothered about how they come across they just need to fucking share that experience with someone they can't bear the burden alone that they had a

shit kiss off you. Oh, I'm not going to rise to, like, the... Like, I could easily go, like, yeah, well, you know, what about you do this? I'm not going to... Just the way I do it is, like, well, if the only... Because one of these people is in her 30s, right? And was a comedian.

She is a comedian on the circuit. And I just think, like, imagine a male comedian got with a 22, like, in his 30s. In his 30s, got with a 22-year-old female comedian and then out of nowhere just was like, oh, by the way,

I don't really want to hang out anymore. And then went around and told everyone he's a, she's a shit kisser everyone would be like what a piece of shit ah yeah that would happen if that was one occasion

but the fact that it's like every single occasion makes you think like that's a good point yeah the fact that like the first just one person alone

looks like they've been slanderous like three or four people make it sound like oh well maybe we need to listen to these girls I once got told by a girl when I was 17 that I kiss like I talk.

Aye. Which I don't think was a compliment. So you kiss like you talk? Yeah, quite fast apparently. So you kiss like a 14-year-old black girl? Well, I'd imagine they kiss quite well. That's very fucking unprofessional. That's just someone texting us saying,

if you've got anything on the podcast, will you please say that it's just a kisser? I'm already there, mate. You've just predicted the future. It's happened. Yeah, I'm, you know, something I've got to work on. Part of my game has got to go up.

Natalie said that... I'm a shit kisser. Natalie said she was a shit kisser. But she said that this would actually work as a chat-up lane because if you just threw it in there early doors, like you're a shit kisser no she said she was your kisser but she said that this would actually work as a chat up line because if you just threw it in

there early doors like you were a kisser they'd be intrigued so you're probably going to get

taken to first base just off somebody that wants to find out what's up I've used it

as a line and it has worked got you slapped after the kiss got you

kissed but you got slapped it gets me whoa it's a great line to get to a kiss but unfortunately

the kiss doesn't lead to anywhere else because they're like wow this was terrible oh so you can't get past first base because I thought it would like

fast track first base so just like look just stop kissing us and feel me tits just get this bit out we've done

check tick box that's why whenever I'm around with girls they only ever want to do doggie styles and it has to be

no kissing in your jacket mate so um so you think I'm going to take a piss with you for that oh I know what else you're going to go for

you've started wearing your mum's jacket yes what is that just so when people fucking kiss you they just realise the apple doesn't

fall far from the tree. Yeah, because you wore this fucking jacket. Like Tom Horton described it well. You look like a level 22 wizard. It had a... It looks cool. It looks like... Right, so it's like a long mack.

Like it's kind of patterned on the front and it's long and it's got like a big collar. But on the back, like it's got a block of red on the coat tail yeah and then like a giant Illuminati type eye

yeah on the back that's what Mark Nelson called it the Illuminati waist strip but you're just running this thing

but not at a fancy dress party I just like yeah like when I don't know

if you've seen like when a psychopath like pretends to cry they've seen people like when a psychopath like pretends to cry, they've seen people crying and then they go to pretend to cry to look like they have the same emotions as the regular human, but they can't really pull off the acting of it

because they don't understand it. They don't understand the emotions that go with crying. So they'll just like make noises and like screw up their face and people look at them like, what the fuck's that guy doing? Pretending to cry. You're like a psychopath

pretending to cry but like you've seen fashion and you've seen other people carrying off fashion and you went oh that's how fashion works and you've tried to pull it off but like

you're not it's an absolute swing and a miss. Hey man you've got to take risks. You know what I mean? I'm like a psychopath who's seen how kissing works as well and not been able to replicate that.

Exactly you're a psychopath.'s seen how kissing works as well and not been able to replicate that. Exactly, you're a psychopath. So you turned up last night in this red Mac. It's a nice coat, that. Bright red Mac. And you know, if you were going to claim your fucking hectobellerine, like try to be some kind of fucking catwalk model level, Lady Gaga fucking fashion, whatever the fuck you're trying to pull off, right?

Then be pristine with it. You turn up looking like a sack of shit with a fucking footprint on the jacket, like dirt marks all over the collar. And you're like, well, if you're going to try and whack in like fucking Mr. Bling, wash your shit, do your hair, brush your teeth. Fucking have a shave. Like, do you turn up looking like a fucking homeless guy who's just robbed me fucking Nana's fucking washing line?

I just, wow. Did it turn up looking like a fucking homeless guy's just robbed me fucking Nana's fucking washing line? I just, wow. I'm just trying to fucking. I've got to take that to the drag queen. But it's a nice coat. I've been stopped in the street by people when they've said I really like your coat. With that one. Aye, how much will you sell it?

I'll give you 50 quid for it and then you take it off, they give you 50 quid, and they just hold it straight in the bin and go, I've literally just best 50 pound I've ever spent for you not to wear that jacket. They're just trying to make a transaction. This is like the thing when I was wearing, I still do wear eyeliner. Sometimes I wear eyeliner on a night out, yeah. And the thing that I'm good at, I'm good at taking a beating. So I'm just aware, for wearing the eyeliner, I will take a beating. However, it just makes me look better. No, you're doing it for the beating.

You're doing it for a desperation sign of attention. No, I'm not. Any attention is good attention. I kind of malfunction in your brain. Where the fuck did you come Sigmund Freud no because this is the thing

because this is the thing right you know when people rinse people about having a top knot right I sometimes look at that going yeah that guy

does look like a dick in a top knot but you're the one that's fucking paying attention to somebody else's hair you know like you're acting like

Mr. Big Man but you care what fucking your fellow human being's doing with his hair like you're you're just as bad as them so I could be

putting myself in that bracket but the thing is not that you're doing your fashion stuff like if you're wearing the jacket for the sake of fashion

I'd just be like Elliot's doing Elliot he's trying to live like Carl Donnelly would fucking wear a jacket like that and I just can't fucking Carl look sick

Carl's cooler than me though you're doing it because you're trying to get people's attention no no it's cool you are I doing it because you're trying to get people's attention. No. No, it's cool. You are. I do it because I look good in it.

No. Yeah, I think I look good in it. But what I've got to remember sometimes as well is like the terrible decisions I made when I was like 22. Like I would bleach my hair and shit. I remember one time I bleached my hair and then I fucking got it pulled through the cap.

You know, like when you get highlights. And I'd done like lowlights, so it was like bleach with lowlights. And obviously fucking anybody over the age of fucking 26 is telling us that I look like a dickhead. And I'm just there like Mr. King shit. And then all of a sudden I reach the age of 35, as I am now, I look at photos of you selling out.

What the fuck was I doing? You're just going through that phase. But what I've got to also reiterate is I took my beating I'm taking my beating pretty well we're 11 minutes into this podcast I've been called a shit gitter I've been told I need to shave

I've been told I need to sort my hair out I need to sort my fashion out 11 minutes in you walked into the wood chip you said you're going to roast us on the podcast I had no intentions of doing it I just thought I'd let you

I'd let you I'd let you just get out of the way you did an Instagram story the other day where you went to a church and lit a candle because you said I haven't got laid in a while

you've been signed into a lot of DMs to no avail oh yeah no I did I showed you that DM that I absolutely bombed in yeah

did I show you I showed you that one oh my god yeah it was like a psychopath like that's seen someone have stop calling me a psychopath that's seen someone have good banter and you're like oh that's how banter works i'm gonna do it and it was just like clunky and i i know i just i just what's good is it wasn't lecherous it wasn't like sleazy no i'm not sleazy it was like it was just like you're trying to like attempt a bit of familiarity and like a little

bit of i tried to a girl put up an insta story with her dog and i like commented on how cute the dog is she sent a message back going oh he's such a good boy and then uh i clicked on the dog's instagram i'll come out walking the dog and pick up the shit with a bag isn't that yeah yeah i i tried to pretend that i care about animals. And then I instantly made it about my own insecurities because I saw the dog on an Instagram page so I clicked on it.

It had more followers than me. I went, that dog's got more followers than me on Instagram. And I just immediately made it about me. Yeah, and she didn't see it as like you were having banter

about like... It was like I'm now in competition with the dog. The dog's more successful than I am as a joke. She saw it as the dog's more successful than i am as a direct fucking head-to-head duel oh the worst part about that is uh she works at a comedy venue that i've got to perform at in a couple weeks so i'm gonna have to like have that awkward hey i bombed in your dm sort of i quite enjoy that though i find that quite funny or bombing a DM yeah if you meet

if you are going to see the person then I just find it funny because like it's just if you just bring it up I think it looks funny

do you not feel like when when you're DMing these girls you're like you're DMing them because you think they look good on

Instagram is that the is that the hook they post a couple of that that they're looking great on Instagram you go right I'm going to try and make a connection with this girl Is that the Is that the hook They post a couple of That That That

That They're looking great on Instagram You go right I'm going to try and make a connection With this girl right But if they're looking great on Instagram That means there's a fucking Million and one Muppets

Just like you That'll fucking Try their luck Yeah You know So do you not feel like When you DM them You're just like

Dropping another fucking pizza menu Onto the fucking spam Of someone's doormat Like Possibly I'm never I never try to continue a chat if someone won't reply or anything.

I'm not going to be there and be like, you fucking whore, you don't want to message me back. You're fucking ugly anyway. You'll see screencaps of that online. She rakes dogs. That's a good one for that.

Is it? Yeah, she rakes dogs. It's great. You didn't realise how horrendous men are until you see the interactions that people think. How do the men even think they're the interactions that people think how do you how do the men even think they're in private how did like you know how easy it is to screen crap shit yeah

but it happens that it happens the other way as well uh let me see if i got a car i don't know if i'll be able to find it but i have one from a girl where this girl we'd messaged like a couple years ago out of nowhere i i don't know there's a thing you can do where you can just tell a girl is fucking batshit mental like you'll have a little chat a few years we had a little chat a few years ago and she messaged me as if a couple of years hadn't gone by and we were still having the chat like we don't even for a week so you we just dm'd each other a couple times and then two years passed and she just replied to the message as if it was just now. She was like, hey, how's it going? And then she went, do you want to come meet up soon?

And all of this stuff. And I was like, kind of like, oh, no, you know, like a couple years ago. And she was going like, what the fuck? She was like, a couple years ago, you were messaging me and now you're not. And I just had to lie and go like, hey, I'm seeing someone just to get out of it. So you got reverse crazy. Like the type of shit that lads do to girls was happening to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was happening. I've had that a couple of times.

I've had a few of those, but then... I can't believe that happened and you didn't meet up with her. Like, you would totally meet up with a person that started fucking being crazy and you had DMs. No, I was not. You would be like, my type. No, no. I think I'm sort of not going with the crazies

anymore you're not going with anyone yeah well I'm not wrong you would sit there fucking wistfully talking like

this is your choice like you had some kind of epiphany I haven't had an epiphany you're literally fucking sat there

in a puddle with your fishing rod wondering why you're not fucking sat there in a puddle we have fish and rod wonder why you're not getting a bait yeah sports but I lit a candle for you in Rome

I know well I had I had a very the first four months of this year I was I was killing it I had a

I had a great great few months and I think what it is at the moment is Edinburgh's coming up and that's where a lot of

my focus is so you keep trying out bits on them yeah and they're dying because it's June you haven't figured them out yet is Edinburgh's coming up and that's where a lot of my focus is. So you keep trying out bits on them. Yeah. And they're dying because it's June and you haven't figured them out yet. Yeah. Have you ever noticed, what's up with Boris Johnson?

Hasn't he got weird hands? I want to explain as well, when you say Edinburgh's coming up, I realise because we're comedians and we're talking in comedian terminology all the time. Edinburgh, when we talk about Edinburgh's coming up, it's a fringe festival. It's like an arts festival that's on in August every month.

It's just for people that aren't. So there's an arts festival on in August. Elliot is currently writing a show for the fringe festival. So when he says Edinburgh's coming up, it's not like he's just paying to visit Edinburgh and he needs a date. Yeah. Okay.

I want to go up and make Danny jealous yeah I just want to go to the castle and I don't want to be alone who will I hold hands with when I'm walking to the zoo yeah so that's like a lot of my

focus at the moment like goes towards that probably you know how it is when you're writing a show you say that you're fucking working really hard on your film show at the moment, like, goes towards that, probably, you know how it is, when you're writing a show, man,

you say that, you're fucking, working really hard, on your friend show, and you haven't got time, for girls and all that, but every time, I log on to Hearthstone,

there's you, fucking, having a little, competitive match online, against some fucking stranger, hey now listen, Hearthstone, Hearthstone is,

is more, more important to me, than women, more important to me, than finding love, to me than finding love is half stone. I don't mind getting my heart broken, but I never want my half stone broken. I'll edit that out. Thank you.

Sorry, mate, I've got your back. Cheers, man. If you could edit out... In fact, if we could just start again and we not talk about any of the beating that I've just taken, that would be quite nice. Could you edit out all the stuff you said about my fashion choice? Yeah. Oh, thank you.

So what have you been doing lately? I'm just writing a shirt. You came to my preview yesterday. I did. As much as I like to slag off, Elliot, let's restore some balance and add some compliments to it. You sure it was on time? I was there yes

the audience were there his agent laughed that was it and I had a he had a gig at em at the Top Secret Comedy Club

which is the first time I've been there actually it's in London I would recommend it to any London goers to go to that comedy club it's a fucking great club em

so you've done your show now in 2017 and we've discussed this on previous podcasts I am sure

you rocked up with like a half written show to the fringe not a half written show the show was

fine it lasted 37 minutes no there was one day where it lasted 38 minutes because it got zero

laughs and I forgot to do that a bit the show was fine it was more my you realise that at the end that your final joke so I forgot to do that a bit the show was fine it was more my more my you like

you realised that at the end that your final joke like relied on a callback to something that you hadn't put in so you didn't do it but then when I spoke to you afterwards

you had put the bit in oh no you were literally all over the fucking shop yeah and after that fringe that was the one

where you decided to go clean for 100 days and not drink anything and try and like sort yourself out and everything failed um i've got a red coat but i just come out of it wearing fucking shit gear and then um so yeah uh this time you're like last year you took a year off because you didn't just want to fucking rush into a show again make a bit of a hash of it last time because you were like drinking with me and danny and partying with me and danny but what i hadn't realized is that we put in a lot of hard work getting our shows together danny puts in a

lot of hard work we put in yeah that's why danny's able to tour america and you know do all of those things wow all of that stuff it's really like he worked so hard, man. My God, such a good comedian. You're so lucky to know him. As you were saying. Wow. Wow. Save a child's life. I mean, that was Gav, really, when you think about all the hard work that Gav put in and that as well. You really just coast your way through knowing people, don't you?

That's fucking successfulness. You're so good, people. That's what I was trying to do. I've got a good agent. you really just coast your way through knowing people don't you that's fucking successfulness surround yourself with good people that's what I was trying to do I've got a good agent I'm fucking riding Danny's coattails Garth runs me business

Natalie fucking dresses us keeps me affairs in order all my affairs with different women keeps all my ducks in a row

that's what success is just surround yourself with really good people you don't need any talent so you try to keeps all my ducks in a row. That's what success is. You surround yourself with really good people and you don't need any talent. So you tried to... Replicate what you did. You didn't realise that I'd worked really hard

writing a five-star show across the board with five different publications. That got to you, didn't it? That really got to you. I'm just saying. I'm just saying I took a beating

about being a shit kisser or a shit dresser and having a shit Edinburgh show. I'm just saying that and just saying I took a beating about being a shit kisser or a shit dresser and having a shit Edinburgh show and I'm just saying that and look at you all wound up all tetchy

no no no I've got an actual defence unlike your kissing which is an attack your kissing is more of an offence so it just didn't

so this time you were like I'm sure I'm going to figure this out I'm going to go in I'm going to think about it I'm going to write every day even if I sit down at my laptop and nothing comes out I'm going to figure this out. I'm going to go in. I'm going to think about it. I'm going to write every day. Even if I sit down at my laptop and nothing comes out,

I'm going to at least put in the hours. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to date several days a week. Now most people in the world date fucking 40-hour weeks. And you're like, oh, I'm going to work really hard. Two hours, three times a week. You fucking grafter. You're going to get dirt under your fingernails.

So you've been putting the work in relatively and I went to watch your show last night and it was fucking 55 minutes long which is already more than it was

last time in August when this was in June so you've still got like 10, 12 more previews left and very funny stuff. Thank you. Really good.

Really strong bits. Some bits I was actually quite jealous of going, oh, I could actually do that better. Well no, what do you mean? He's of going oh I could actually do that better well no what do you mean is that oh Danny

could do that better I was watching the stage going in the right pair of hands like this guy's got a good good man this is our group even if I

right because I've got some fucking stellar bits of stand up at the moment right even if I right do great riddance the way our group. Even if I, right, because I've got some fucking stellar bits of stand-up at the moment, right? Even if I, right, do great ridges of stand-up, the way our group works is it's like,

you're seeing the young lad, he's starting to get good. Wait, keep his confidence down. I'm like, I'm like a girl in an American high school film, yeah, who's taken the glasses off and let her hold her hair down.

She's suddenly beautiful. But our group just goes, no, we've still got to neg the fuck off and let her hold her down she's suddenly beautiful but our group goes nah we've still got to neg the fuck out of her keep her down nah

yeah nah we're just really honest we're just doing something of the truth you know sugar coat shit and that's it

that's how you do it how you want if you think I'm taking you down a peg or two but what I will say is you've got a good show.

You didn't use your notes that often. When you did use your notes, it was between bits just to make sure you're on the right track while you're having a drink, while people are laughing. Then you return back. It was solid and flowed.

There were some couple of lines that you forgot to put in. That'll make it even better. You're on track. So basically, Elliot shows, that's why we're doing the podcast, isn't it? Plug your shit? My show will be on...

Google it. I will be on at 12.15 at Bannerman's every day of the Fringe, and at 9.15 I will be doing a kissing booth on Cowgate as well. Busking. If you want to come and do that. Yeah. Yes, on the other hand, I'm not doing the Fringe, as well if you want to come and do that yeah yeah so

on the other hand I'm not digging the fridge so I've just been having a fucking belt of time oh man I did it last year it's so good went to Rome for the weekend

like fucking how was it mint because Natalie works at Secret Escapes right they're an online like exclusive holiday company so she gets all the

fucking tip offs and mates rates on fucking every time I go on a holiday with Natalie I feel like a millionaire it's class yeah because she

pays for everything so I had a fucking jacuzzi in my room it rained from the ceiling and like the wet room thing I had a sauna in my room

class come back feeling like a million dollars got my nails did Rome's amazing by the way and that's like so fucking obvious

like all my life I've knew about Rome like you get taught about it at school it's in a bunch of different idioms like all dogs live in Rome

stuff like that Rome was built a day you hear about Rome you're never prepared for the grandeur of it like everything everything looks fictional

isn't it you just look and run just going oh right I'm in fucking Legend of Zelda now am I you go to the Vatican and you look up at the roof of the sistine chapel and you go man they deserve

a few kids like this well you know what this is something like honestly walking through the fucking vatican the amount of baby dicks painted on the walls like you know when they're just the renaissance paintings and that they've all got that cock suit like baby dicks on men baby dicks on babies baby dicks on women there's just baby dicks on men, baby dicks on babies, baby dicks on women. There's just baby dicks everywhere, right? Fucking, you can't even get moved for baby dicks. I reckon they've just been

waterboarded with baby dicks at all these fucking priests since the fucking Renaissance. And they're just going away. I guess that's what I'm into if the shoe fits. There's fucking, if the Sistine Chapel

was a hard drive, it would get seized immediately. The people are paying 20 quid to go in and just fucking peruse the hard drive these sick fucks the Vatican was seized today after thousands

of indecent images were discovered right just because just because nobody took a photo and somebody just spent fucking hours

agonising over painting it that's worse did the baby pose for it did the baby pose when you painted its dick there's me question or did you

just do it from memory you sick fuck is that what you were asking the tour guide on the way down there

so this was painted in 1600 was he staring at a baby dick I went in with a fucking can of spray paint

and just sensed out the lot of them I fucking wanted I thought it was weird it's funny we got into the Vatican straight away just since I had a lot of them. I fucking wanted. That was weird. It's funny, we got into the Vatican straight away from the bar

and just sat there drinking Prosecco. Fucking dusted a couple of bottles before we even done any tourism. Fuck yeah. I've done day drinking with you and Natalie on holiday. You do go for it.

The bottles of Prosecco were so fucking cheap in the Vatican. Is it a tax haven or something? I don't think I'm the person to be asking this question to, because my knowledge on the Vatican. You haven't paid tax in your life. Exactly.

I had to go to a meeting last year about it, like a proper aggressive meeting. But the tax people, not the Vatican, but... Oh, you've got to cover your knees up and cover your shoulders up and all that. You're like, how are my knees gonna offend? You've got a baby cock right up and cover your shoulders up and all that you're like how are my knees going to offend you've got a baby cock right there you offended by my knees

fucking lost sight of the goal it's a cool like place though pretty cool like so yeah did that and then

my visa come through I don't know if this is news for anybody that doesn't follow me on social media but Daniel is doing a US tour starting from Friday I guess I fly out on but Daniel is doing a US tour starting from Friday

I guess I fly out on Wednesday he's doing a show in Austin Texas which is his old show now which none of the Netflix shows

not the show that he's currently touring but the one that he did in between why are you telling him they're still going to tweet him going is it the same show

it is I feel so as much as like Danny's success is like amazing to look at a lot of it you do look at

and go Christ having to deal with that is this going to be the same show and just watching him have to like head in

hands because you know what like the majority of his fans are fucking awesome he has the best report from the venues

ever from the audiences like that surprise especially like on a Saturday night in a city centre somewhere they'll just go like your audiences are amazing

like your staff had to do nothing like everyone's like well behaved everyone's happy yeah a bunch of nerds but they're fucking sweet they fucking love

his audiences but the audience like like I fucking love his audiences but the audience like outside of the people that listen to the podcast and come to the gigs just the people that follow him on social media they probably have never

been to any of his gigs those people that are like fucking chipping in with our fucking if you look at the comments on his shit you must have to wade through some fucking bullshit

like I saw one I looked on the tweet of his the other day and there was one guy who just went hey do you want to go for a pint after the show and then there was one guy who just went, hey, do you want to go for a pint after the show?

And then there was one person who just went, sit on my face. Those were the, and I was just like, fucking hell, man. I mean, I followed her on Twitter.

A dog's got an Instagram. So, yeah, I remember Bill Bear having a quote, the only thing better than having a boat is having a friend

with a boat. Right. That's what I feel like I'm getting out of Danny's career. I'm getting out of the fucking first class tickets,

nice hotels, fucking big audiences and the best fans, the ones that listen to the podcast and come to the shows. I'm getting the interaction from those guys

without having to deal with any of the shit. Yeah, yeah, you spin it that way. Kai is the ultimate gaslighter, let me say. Kai is the only guy who gaslights himself. Kai will sit there and he will just find, he'll find something and he'll do it.

The one minute I get famous, I'll be like, salam, sucker. Then we'll speak to Danny again. What was funny about that was you getting famous. Whoa! The only time you would get famous is because they found out you'd spray-painted over the Sistine Chapel to cover up baby dicks.

But what was I going to say? It's like, yeah, you will do this thing, right, where someone will have an issue with something. Like, let me put it this way. If I was to do the thing you do with cups of tea, where you just disregard however anyone asks for a cup of tea, and you're like, fuck it. And you don't even do it on purpose a lot of the time. I'm going to do it.

Don't worry. So Kai will do this thing. He did it the other day when I was around. He was like, do you want a cup of tea? I went, yeah. And I think you made me a cup of coffee no like and it was just oh this is completely the wrong drink and you were you looked at me and you went mate I'm sorry I really did try like it's a difficult thing but if anyone else was to do that you'd be there going oh you see what a problem

with you is you live in this little world where nobody else's opinion matters so you just go and you think you know best and you make it you're fucking you're a psychopath you have no idea about anybody else

and it'll be this great thing where you you know what I'm talking about yeah for this bit you're like a psychopath that's here to join you I've heard

I've had to hang out with enough of your scumbag friends I've heard enough of them they are they are they're lovely people oh I've had to hang out with enough of your scumbag friends. I've had enough of them. They are. They are. They're lovely people.

Oh, I just caught the cricket on the iPad there. Right, let's do this. Right, is it coming up? So, just to explain, Elliot's into the cricket. I'm not, I've never, I don't really know what's going on. He's trying to explain to us. England are playing Australia right now in some kind of World Cup. So he's trying to explain to us what's happening with the cricket

so he can watch it and I can try and share some of the enjoyment. Couldn't really keep up with it. Didn't know what was happening. But what we did notice is that every time the adverts came on, I mean, cricket is now on Sky Sports. Main event?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be being watched by millions worldwide. Millions, right? Yeah, yeah. In an advert come on, so usually it'll be like watched by millions worldwide millions right yeah yeah and an advert come on so usually it'll be like Coca-Cola like Nike

it'll be like something fucking massively mainstream yeah as a brand right so the advert came on it's sponsored by like

Nissan and stuff yeah so it come on Pepe's Chicken Slough and had the address like fucking something High Street Slough but like Pepe's Pepe's Chicken Slough and had the address like fucking something high street

Slough but like Pepe's Pepe's I've got their number here this is like fucking Juliette's Pizza Shop live like put on

doing a world cup so you're like what the fuck what kind of marketing budget's this are they like are they like drug dealers

and they've fucking got like they've put through fucking 7 million fucking chicken wings and they've got this massive bank account and they're like they're not going to chicken wings and they've got this massive bank account and they're like

they're not going to believe this let's just fucking chuck an advert up and just like tax avoidance I don't know what the fuck's going on it's for one specific chicken shop in Slough

by the way Slough we were trying to work out if it was like a regional thing yeah because it's on the iPad are you getting regional adverts it's about 70 miles

from London I think 78 miles so even if it is even if it is like regional and they've set their range, they're capturing the whole of fucking the capital city. So I've got their number here. Because it was on the advert. Because it was on the advert. If they want like an 013 something number.

017, like I've never seen that area code. Right, so we're going to call them and we're going to ask the person who works there. Just ask him what's going on right you do the talking all right i'm dead nervous they better pick up I was just wondering is this the Pepe's chicken place in Slough yeah that's the one

I was just wondering right because I live in London how did you get that advert on the cricket well to be honest I'm not twice person who deals with these things. I have no idea about that at all. You can check with these things at the head office. Okay. Have you got head office's number?

Have you got head office's number? You can check it on Google. The head office is located in Watford. Okay. Oh, wait a minute. Are you a chain of restaurants? Yeah. Oh.

That's a letdown. Oh, okay. Oh, well, a chain of restaurants? Yeah. Oh. That's a letdown. Oh, okay. Oh, well, sorry for wasting your time. Thank you. Thank you very much for that. Thanks, bye-bye. Bye. Wow, we just wasted everybody's time there, didn't we?

Get head office on the phone. That's why I just slammed. Should we ring up Domino's Pizza and ask what they're up to as well? Just start ringing chains of restaurants. Man, we were so fucking full of ourselves there. Fucking head office. You're not doing that, are you? You're ringing head office? Yeah, I'm going there fucking head office in my flat you're not doing that are you ringing head office

yeah I'm gonna ring head office I wanna know why because it's just a slough branch do you not think it's sunk cost now

like do you not think we're do you not think it's sunk cost now just a slough branch yeah because if it is a chain I wonder how many

I wonder how many chicken shops there is of Pepe's chicken um contact us Pepe's uh okay so so if you take me to Pepe's chicken that comes with Pepe's Chicken um contact us Pepe's uh okay so

so if you're taping Pepe's Chicken it comes with Pepe's Chicken near me oh also it's got two stars oh has it uh ooh Pepe's

you need to stop advertising and spend more of that money on the hygiene my friend yep get all your certificates in order pat test your equipment okay

so am I should I call the head office I mean we're in who aren't we sorry this is cutting journalism it's like it's like

I know Danny mentioned on a previous podcast with Cameron James about a podcast called Finding Drago I finally listened to it it's fucking awesome

so if if you need some podcast listen to Jack and put my name to Finding Drago it's fucking so good it's cutting journalism but like low stakes

right head office Modford yeah good afternoon hi mate listen this is a bit of an

odd call but I'm I'm just ringing this is the franchise department yeah I was just wondering you see when you advertise on the cricket

world cup why is it just the slough one you're advertising we're not sir we're advertising 91 stores they're showing at different times oh ok because obviously Sky is a national

coverage we've got 91 stores that are being advertised but they're advertising at different times Oh, okay. There's going to be queues laying the block in Slough. Are you not worried the Slough branch is going to get mobbed? Like, this is an England game. Wow. Oh, whoa.

Okay. Yeah. We had quite a few complaints because they didn't play the right one. There was a spelling mistake inford. Wow, oh, wow, okay. We had quite a few complaints because they didn't play the right one. There was a spelling mistake in there. Oh, Christ, there was a spelling mistake. So, yeah, it is on rotation

and all 91 stores throughout the campaign will get shown. Oh, thank God. Will you be showing one from Croydon at any point? We haven't actually got a store in Croydon at the moment, have we? Is there one in Blythe moment have we is there one in Blythe sorry is there one in

Blythe Northumberland Northumberland no nah where's the nearest one to Croydon are you on our website at all yeah I can

it would make for a bad podcast that's alright I can look for you thank you. Croydon. Second. What are we doing with our lives?

I don't fancy one, though. I've been advertised to now. Shall we go to Slough? Right, the closest one to Croydon is Tuting Broadway. Oh, OK, that's quite close. So what time will that one be advertised? That I'm not sure of, sir. Okay, well, I'll just watch it. I'll look

out for it. Somebody else has the schedule of when all these stores are going to be. Have you got their number? Well, we've got these adverts running through throughout every

Pakistan game every England game yeah so every time any of those teams are playing there should be

at least one two three sort of like ads I think oh that's cool at any given stage

but each one should be different you guys are killing it man yeah if England v Pakistan play each other which is looking likely I mean

you're going to really have loads going on yeah we've also got additional ads playing in the semi-finals and the finals oh thank you

yeah yeah so it's a lot of a lot of advertising has gone into it what kind of dollar what kind of dollar went into that

what kind of money sorry was that expensive I mean obviously it was it is expensive of advertising has gone into it what kind of dollar what kind of dollar went into that what kind of money sorry was that expensive I mean obviously it was it is expensive but I'm afraid I don't know

you can't disclose could you think like high or low if I just threw out a ballpark figure like two million I couldn't even I couldn't even guess

at it sir I wouldn't know does that tell you this stuff sorry does that tell you this sort of stuff the directors have that information

but I don't do you have their number no I'm afraid I haven't got that number okay I'll give that out uh okay but all right well thank you very much mate that's been on our mind all day yeah no there'll be lots more adverts coming yes wonderful thank you cheers bye content don't say you don't get anything from this podcast that was all meant to be we're gonna be like

cereal we're gonna find out making a mirror over here fucking S-Tone why is it only Slough oh no there's loads of us oh well that's the

end of Swanson Humphreys investigative what was the tape roll one that he was on about Guildford

apparently they fucked up with Guildford they're going to have to sort that out I liked him he took his job.

He'd done his job well, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. That was good. Yeah. Doing his thing. This is what happens when... I like it when people do their job properly. Yeah.

You know, if someone's just... Whatever their job is, however big or small their job, if you see them doing it well, you're just like... I like that. Yeah, it's the... Good vibes. Yeah, I think we talked about this before, about, like, you know when people... Do you know what, though? Do you're just like, I like that. Yeah. Good vibes. Yeah. I think we talked about this before,

about like, you know, you know when people, do you know what though? Do you know who I wish would do their job badly? People like ticket inspectors. Oh, that's what I fucking love about the PR Germany,

I mean, is that they do their job so badly, I get away with murder. Yeah. Like, so fucking, like, I sneak you in.

Yeah. I sneak Natalie in, just by fucking ghosting through, like, you take me past code in and you buzz in and there was a point where like I went

to go back out and I just went up to the member of staff and went oh I snuck in behind us so I'm just letting you know like I'm going to have to buzz him through here

as well and the guy's like are you sure you're like it's so good that you're not good at your job yeah yeah

it's like because you were moaning about them not putting the weights back the weights are never back probably the vending machines are always fucking like there's stuff not near the front

facing the wrong way you're like you've been filling it from the back so when I press it it's just going to spin and bring that one closer so I need to buy a sixth again you fucking idiot

so if the day go oh I'm going to have to I'm going to have to like suspend your membership for sneaking your friend and I'm like oh sweet while you're doing your job do you want to fucking to like suspend your membership for sneaking your friend and I'm like oh sweet while you're doing your job

do you want to fucking I've got a list for you do you want to fucking tidy up the weights and be a vending machine and fucking make sure there's a toilet roll in the fucking bathrooms

oh man there's nothing worse than like when you go there was a there was a snooker club in Fort and Heath that I used to play

like go down just play a bit of snooker and pool down there and they would just let people smoke spliffs upstairs. They didn't give a shit. I don't think they let people do it. It was,

people did it. And nobody at work gave a fuck. Well, nobody, because the snooker hall was upstairs. I don't think anyone had ever been, who worked there,

could be bothered to walk upstairs and see what was going on. You could, in that snooker snooker go in there paint a load of pictures of baby dicks and it would still be there like it was nobody would that's probably what happened with the sistine chapel so they're just someone who weren't they could be fucked michael angelo was like michael angelo did it wasn't it yeah yeah yeah yeah are you not impressed that I knew that?

No. Oh. Did everyone not know that? Yeah, but, you know. Could have thrown a little something. But even me. Could have thrown something, wow, eh? Should we bring up the Sistine Chapel and see? See why there's loads of baby dicks on there.

Call it a bomb threat. and his loads of baby dicks on there. Call it a bomb threat. Look, we've got a lull. It's been good seeing you, mate. Shall we just wrap up now and do some dad jokes? Should we do some muggles or something? Just think of muggles.

Have you got muggle ones? I can think of one if you go first and quickly think of one. Oh, fuck. Just put this on me. Improver Muggle. Muggle's fucking, like, wear their mom's jacket in an attempt to get attention. Yeah, agreed, I've seen.

I've got an actual Muggle. Right. Muggles take pride in not watching Love Island. I've always said this. Like, people who, like, we've covered it a million times usually with Game of Thrones and stuff. Anybody that's like, oh, I don't watch this, I'm the, like we've covered it a million times, usually with Game of Thrones and stuff. Anybody that's like, oh, I don't watch this.

I'm the only one that doesn't watch it, posting memes. But here is my thing with Love Island. You've got your own little WhatsApp group going on where there's love on it and everything. What you won't admit is you're looking at it for the tits. Like,

just look, the wacko running thong bikinis. That's why you're watching it. It's a huge plus. There's no other reason. You're like, oh, it're watching it it's a huge plus there's no other reason you're like oh it's just because it's this like

fucking low like low hanging foot people like what do you call it like as if you're looking down on them

no not at all you're gonna laugh off like these interactions and they're like they're so stupid and they're so uptight and like

you're watching idiots no right so yeah this is what you've said because you

and Ryan Cullen and Daniel Sloss and Gareth Waugh is we're all trying to pitch the reasons why you watch it. And none of you is what just pointing it.

That is because, like, my flatmate watches it and I'll sometimes, like, come in and make a coffee while she's watching it, right?

And I'll say it and I'm like, I'll start watching it because there's Fanny. Right. Just be honest with yourself. Do you see what I mean by you're a gaslighter?

So because you watch it because you walk in to make a coffee you go Natalie's asked for a tea so let me go make a coffee you come in here and you see

Kat will be watching it and you'll go oh some tits and then you go this is why all the boys are watching it can I explain why I love Love Island

and like this is genuine yeah just to show them what I mean just right Love Island is it's fucking phenomenal because and whenever people go like

we should have like a body positive Love Island it fails to work as a show because the show everyone in there has to be attractive

for it to work like otherwise if you just go hey we're going to have a load of attractive people and then we're going to have like Fat Terry in there. You're doing my point.

Nah. This is my point. But this is one of the main points, right? But then what happens is you see a lot of, there's a guy in there, Anton. Stunning lad. Stunning. But he's never had to use his personality to pull before. He's always just been, like, good-looking lad you can pull.

So now he can't really, he's not really able to couple up with anyone because, like, even though he's funny and stuff, he's always just been like good looking lad you can pull so now he can't really he's not really able to couple up with anyone because like even though he's funny and stuff because he's got zero game because everybody there is on the same level playing field has been attractive so you see this really vulnerable side to him so it actually shows people like that these people as much as they go in there and they'll start to show these vast like stupid idiot like egotistical people they're actually all sort of sweethearts so it's it's very nice to watch and it's good to sort of see like the interactions that happen between a group of girls the dynamic in the girls group and the dynamic in the boys

group it's interesting to watch because of that there's some tits as well granted that's that's like why don't you watch george sean big brother i did i did watch them but like it's why don't you watch Geordie Shore and Big Brother I did watch them but like it's you don't I watched loads of Geordie Shore I watched loads

of Big Brother Big Brother ended I remember when Kate Lawler was in it Big Brother I thought you would have been about 6

yeah a pervy little 6 year old yeah I just feel like because he's so fucking right on left wing he would never admit

that you're just ogling at really attractive women and next to no clothes he's just watching porn I've talked about prostitutes I've got on this podcast I would easily go on and I would stare at some nits on the TV don't go don't gas that I can easily go on and go, I would stare at some nits on the TV.

Like, don't gaslight me. You've literally just learned what gaslight means and you're throwing it around. I've been having a lot of fun with it. But what yous are doing is shallow as fuck, but yous are too, like, proud of yourselves to admit being shallow. No. I haven't watched it because, yeah, it is trash TV.

It's great. Why can't I enjoy that? So are you telling me if these were plus size girls and the dudes who had fucking had teeth missing and just looked like

councilor state fucking chavs, you'd still be watching it? Yes, but for very different reasons. Very different reasons. Very different reasons from what? I would be there to... From what? They're very different reasons from what I would be there from what there are very different reasons

from the reason you watch it now being being you're a pervert no at least I can at least I can admit that I'm a bit of a pervert

and it catches my eye because that Geordie Lass is hold on I did used to watch plus size I did used to watch plus size I did used to watch plus size people

and chad from an estate and they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle show. So I did used to watch that as well. I used to enjoy it. I was one of People kill themselves

because of this shit and it's still going. Yeah, people kill themselves for a lot of reasons. Don't cancel good television. You know what I mean mean that's the nature of reality look i think they need to do more i think the reason people killed themselves on love island isn't because of the love island show i think it's because people who go will go on twitter you

have this social media thing now where people will go there and just like i would never go on twitter and like go oh this ugly but look at this person look how they look in their promo shot and now look how they look in this episode when they've got us filmed two months of tv they're not you're not always gonna look exactly how you do in a promo shot you've done promo shots before you know that they managed to fix up your mug they've managed to fix up my teeth before promo shots are are kind of catfishing yeah you know if you walk around edinburgh and you see some of your pals you go oh that was a tinder problem yeah yeah you'd be let down that'd be let down like yeah exactly so so people do that

and i think that's the reason afterwards people come out and they're just ridiculed on social so you have this social media ridicule thing going on. That's what I think the issue is that I've worked out in the last 40 seconds from talking to you. And I'm now an expert on. So I don't think it's them. Like, yeah, I guess if people hate on Love Island and they're just like, I'm the only one that doesn't watch it. You're in Muggle Corner. That's already been done.

If you hate on it because it's shit. And there's no dispute in that. That's objective. It'sing that. That's objective. It's not shit. Like... It's not. That's not because you like the boobies. I don't think... Literally, that's all you've got.

Mate, there was no better time than last year when there was a World Cup on at the same time as Love Island. It was phenomenal. I don't think there'll be a better summer. Because you've got to enjoy them both. I've got to enjoy football and Love Island. Dude, there's a fucking World Cup on in the middle of Love Island right now. Yeah, and I'm watching that for the tits and everyone gets angry at me.

That would frustrate me but I'm really enjoying the World Cup I know you are if you put that spin on me you're not even watching it for the birds

you are you're watching it for the birds what were you watching earlier Sweden Sweden was it Sweden USA

it was no because USA Sweden Canada Sweden Canada but when you come in it was it was USA versus

Spain yeah so USA beat Spain oh so you happen to be watching like the one with the Scandinavian women

and the sort of Latino sort of women you're watching that one right I'm going to level with you I'm going to be honest with you right now right

the minute one of the Scotland players had a porn leak down the lane I went and had a look right I've never done that with men's football I've never done it

with men's football I did it with Dele Alli so I like I am still a fucking red blooded male

and if there's an attractive woman I'll find her attractive right but that's not why I'm watching the football I'm watching the football because the fucking

football's quality it's really good it's the same with the UFC the refereeing's a bit suspect like that needs to

but it's mainly the VAR I'm not going to get into the football chat I definitely want to do it's mainly the video I'm not going to get into football chat I definitely want to do it but I mean we

did just spend 10 minutes calling up chicken shops finding out why they were advertising

I think right let's wrap this up with some dad jokes can I plug some shit

you plug some shit while you're looking at that I'm coming to America with Sloss I'm going to be on many Can I plug some shit? You plug some shit. While you're looking at that, I'm coming to America with Sloss. I'm going to be on many dates across July and some of August. Go on to danielsloss.com, I guess.

Have a look at these live listings. Is there anything else you want to do? I thought you had something else to say. Okay, people. I'll be doing I've got a few more previews coming up I've got one in Leeds not this Wednesday

the Wednesday after that's on the 3rd of July Edinburgh I will be doing a preview in Edinburgh on Thursday the 4th of July that'll be fun come down to see it that's a real smart idea, that, Elliot.

Go to the place where you're doing the show. Steal customers off yourself and show them a weekend version of the show that you're about to do. That was a really smart booking from my agent. But if you're in Edinburgh and you want to see me, but you don't want to come see a preview of the show,

I will be there the next month. But that weekend, I will be at the Monkey Barrel on the Friday the 5th and 6th, opening the show because, again, I'm an idiot and booking for a headline spot like a moron. So you can come see me there and it will be a lot of fun. Come and watch me being lower paid. I mean, you're getting lower paid material. But then, London people, I will be doing a preview at 2 North Down on July 23rd,

which is the place that girl works who I bombed in the DMs of. So come for the comedy and stay to watch an awkward exchange. That's the place where I beat up a junkie. Yeah, Kai knocked out a junkie there when they just opened. It's a great comedy club. And a launch night. And of course, if there's people in Leicester, I'll be doing a

preview in Thursday the 1st of August in Leicester and then I will be doing the whole of the Edinburgh

Fringe so come watch me there 12.15 Bannermans and Kai do you have anything to say

about my dad? Yeah your dad's got carpet burns on his knees from doing press ups Your dad still has a burns on his knees from doing press-ups.

Your dad still has a soft spot in his head. And a soft spot in his heart for me. They say everybody dies twice. Once when you die, and then once when your name is spoken for the last time, your dad's going to do it the other way around. Your dad covered himself in gasoline and set himself alight in protest of not being allowed to watch what he wants on telly. He lives alone. I live with you.

Your dad. He lives with you? He lives with Linda? What? Your dad couldn't find a pair of tights to use for a bank job, so he used a pair of slacks. Your dad reckons John Wick is loosely based on his life. When your dad takes the dog for a walk,

he walks on all fours so the dog doesn't feel silly. And once he was so convinced, then they both spent the night in the dog pound. Your dad tweeted, tweeted Daniel let's see if me and Linda survive Jigsaw low and now he's divorced and that's

why he's living with me your dad wears waterproof pyjamas to keep the piss in your dad used to pick you up from

school on a pogo stick your dad can put a finger up his one of his nostrils and it comes out the other it's less of a magic trick and more of a coke problem your dad turns up to a gym in a suit to show he means business your dad pours pours tea on his biscuits instead of dipping them. Your dad's karaoke song is My Neck, My Back.

Your dad dropped his hat in the entrance of the train station and instantly made £7 off Passersby. Your dad keeps writing to Noam Chomsky to debate him, but not about politics Chomsky to debate him, but not about politics. He wants to debate him about if VAR is going to ruin the game. Your dad shouting,

oh, the strippers are here, when the fire brigade turned up in Grenfell. That was right up my feet, that joke. Is that your neighborhood? No. I think that's my favorite dad joke ever, can I just say. That's weird. When you got your visa to America, your dad went,

I got a visa as well. A very important son in America. Sweetheart. I wasn't even high when I wrote this one, but I'm doing it anyway. Your dad's parachute didn't open when he went skydiving and he just bounced a couple of times and got on with his day.

But the instructor strapped to his back died horrifically your dad milkshaked his boss and screamed you have nothing to lose but your chains comrades but he just lost his job I think we salvaged that at the end I mean I'm not going to do right I think we salvaged that at the end yeah

I mean I'm not going to do like let's do what were your favourite bits of the podcast I enjoyed the when we were

talking about Love Island and the Women's World Cup did you is this like an ITV like after some

sort of show yeah I liked when we phoned the that was good fun wasn't it yeah

I've been trying to avoid that England have had because we've had the cricket on in the background England have had because we've had the cricket one in the background England have had we're going to wrap

this up and go the next one's going to be Muggins and Cream in America you'll hear from me then bye