Sloss and Humphries On The Road - USA 5. Are we in the Same Bath?

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

On a whim in Vegas Muggins and Cream hit record while having a bath in Vegas, high as hell before going back out on The Strip.It's just a wee bonus twenty minute one. 

Sloss and Humphries on the road! Muggins and cream, creaming muggins, straight thugging, living the dream And that's our intro Fucking muggles! Tickling the clit inside your head that makes you laugh Woohoo! Hahaha! They said it can't be done!

Are we in the same seats? That's hack! Awww, muggles! Accidental rim job in the park Kiss kiss kiss Or am I just being cynical? Just muggled it up on fucking Mugglepedia Where have you been since 9-11?

This is a bad idea. Are we having a bath? Are we having a bath? We're having a bath. We're having a bath? Like that famous quote from Ricky Gervais' extras. Are you having a bath? Are you having a bath?

Are we having a bath? He's having a bath. He's having a bath. We're having a bath. We are having a bath. Who chooses? Who chooses? Are you having a bath? Yn fath. Yn fath. Yn fath. Yn fath. Yn fath. Yn fath. Yn fath.

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Yn fath. Yn fath. Yn fath. Yn fath. Y't need cocaine. No one needs cocaine. Right, I just want to make that clear. No, it's still on your face and it's going to annoy me for the rest of this podcast. It's not going to annoy the listeners. It's not bloody. But they will hear it within my voice.

It wasn't bloody. What was that? Was it a bit of poo? Is that from you sipping my ox? So we're in Vegas. We're having a hot tub. Yeah. Is it a hot tub

or is it at this point a bath? Well, we're having a hot tub. Yeah, is it a hot tub or is it at this point a bath? Well we're putting a bath bomb so it's not really a tub bomb is it? No, no, so yeah, we put a bath bomb in it. You can get bath bombs through customers. They've literally got a packet with bomb written on it. There's a bomb in here. Yes you can but that's why they don't let you take water through. So you can't use it.

So you can't use it. So they'll be like, you can bring the bath bomb through but you You could bring the bathtub through. You could buy like 30 tickets and get everyone to bring 100ml of water on. You'd have to like really... You could have a very very smelly... You could have a bottle on a plane. So we'll put these THC cannabis bath bombs, and we're very aware that they don't do anything with snake oil. We're not going to get high off just sitting in a bath. I don't think it is snake oil. I don't think they pitched it to us as something that would get us high. It was just THC infused. And also... So it's just going to make us smell like weed which usually smells like B.O.

So we'll have like a B.O. bath. Yeah, or, well no, it smells like men's rights activists. Go on now. I can't help but hope the new James Block is a tax person. Go on now. I can't help but hope the new James Bond is a black one. It's just still going to be called James. This fictional character isn't the way I imagined it.

Is it going to be Jane Bond, is it? No, Jane Bond. What next? Gary Poppins? We need a Gary Poppins. We've got to, oh,

feminism, feminism's going too far, mate. We've got female James Bond, we've got female mermaid now who's black for some reason. Can't get black under the sea, that doesn't make any sense. So that's essentially reverse racism. It's reverse racism is what it is. You're not going to cost 12 years of slavery, white people. Yeah, what about 12 years of slave-owner? Which is actually a short time for a slave- owner. Very rarely do they give it up. I mean, a lot of the ancestors of the people

have still got the money now. Please look around Vegas. That money comes from somewhere. I do love both sides of it. People that get offended by everything I find very, very funny because whenever you see somebody getting offended by something, for example, here's one they just come up recently

Alan Turing you know the great Alan Turing yeah right the man who like fucking saved saved the one world war two yeah he saved the hostess and saved the world and it was the Enigma machine he cut the code for the world war two and so we were a step ahead of the enemy yeah so we could understand their signals what their orders were, and destroy them. And he got chemically castrated for being gay. Because under the sodomy laws of nineteen-something-something, he was a gay man, so they medically castrated him and he killed himself by biting into a cyanide apple.

And they still had a medical castrate for being gay after he'd won World War II. And that's why they call Apple Apple. Is it? A different Apple, it would be really good if it was. But the Apple logo does have a bite out of it, so maybe it's a nod to... Fuck, man, that's profound. No, no, I think we'll just hide. Maybe it's because Bath Bomb does really good.

Oh, sorry, we've finished a bit on Turing. So, Alan Turing... Bookmark Charlie's Angels. Alan Turing, who was a fucking great, great man, fucking one more word to, and then was

medically frustrated by his government despite everything he'd done, is now being put on the NHS. On the NHS as well. On the NHS. Was medically frustrated

and he's now been put on to the money. He's been put on £5.50 notes and one woman who will remain nameless but the biggest worst spy onto the money. £50. He's been put on £50 notes. And one woman who will remain nameless, but the biggest worst spy at the moment... Piggy. ...was complaining that this is...

She wanted more diversity on the notes. Which, if you look at me now, this idea of, like, they're being like, we should stop representing fucking straight white men. I get in the sense of, like, we need more representation. But more representation for one part

doesn't necessarily mean Intentionally less representation of another we should be celebrating Well, the children should be celebrated ahead of most women No, it's not anything that's not one of the fucking issues like the guy Yeah, and he was gay and he was fucking punished for being gay. That's a shit. And she is a very minority within the women that is up against it. I bet you most women and feminists would be like, Yes, Alan Turing. Aye.

Yes, him. Yeah, yeah. Now we're going down the right lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so most, again, this is the thing with most media. I guarantee you most feminists do not give a shit. Most feminists, most normal, 99% of the fucking normal ones, right? The ones that don't give the mainstream media.

They're like, yeah, we respect Alan Turing. That's absolutely fine. One person's done it. That's the thing the media's focused on. So now there's this huge fucking Twitter spot saying like,

this is, oh, it's the feminazis doing this shit. You go, no, one stupid woman had a dumb fucking opinion. Like her cause got well ahead of logic.

And feminists will be going, oh, she's damaging the cause. It must be the exact same fucking thing. I feel like every time there's a fucking you know, anything fucking white male comedian doubled down on something, you go

fucking buddy, can you just... Why are you fighting this battle? Why is this the fucking hill you want to die on? That being said, I guarantee you, I've not even said it yet, but I know what the men's rights activist argument is again. So we've had one extreme which is the woman who doesn't want Alan Turing on the notes.

On the other extreme, you've got men who are being riled up by that, and there's all these fucking feminizers. There's, look, the queen's on the money. The queen, she's a woman. She's a, one more thing, she's on all of the money, all of the time. One more thing, she goes, aye, but she, you know, that's the monarchy.

It is. Aye, I think she invented money. Well, I was going to go back to it with James Bond being made a female character. There's going to be men's rights people out there that are going, oh, why don't we make a Charlie's Angels book with men? In the minute you say to them, okay, fine, let's do that. Charlie's Angels book with men in the minute you say them okay fine let's do that Charlie's Angels with men

but Charlie the boss there's gotta be a woman no no no no no you're rewriting history then you fucking losers man

they are look don't get me wrong people have different causes I think it's important to be said that you know as much as

straight white men do have everything particularly easy just because everything is balanced in our direction it doesn't mean everyone benefits of all the time there are people out there there's a white man out there who have to work fucking three jobs or they can't get any fucking work they feel fun and they're being yelled at because you're still a man they're like I'm on my bomb dollar and I'm raising three kids stop fucking yelling at me yeah I'm not I'm grafting me arse off I'm not the one dressing up as fucking Wonder Woman and claiming a bridge fucking dweebs you know there are you know straight white men out there who are just like I'm sick of being fucking yelled at

and I understand their point you know but the other ones that are just like fucking you know there's discrimination against men I'm like is there or did you get yelled at did you or did someone

correct you on behaviour that you shouldn't have been getting away with for fucking ages like it's like you know that fucking that Brock guy

the swimmer oh the swimmer yeah that did the reps and then didn't go to prison or anything because it would affect his swimming career. And he was sorry.

Yeah, he was sorry and his dad was grateful. I'm sorry and I'm white. I'm sorry and I'm white. Can you just let me off, please? Yeah, and I think if any of you actually know anything about history, every time a white man has apologised, he's meant it. Famously and historically, whenever a white man has said, I'm sorry, oh, tears in his eyes.

Never because they're sorry, it's because they've been caught. So there was that huge fucking debate afterwards, because, look, he fucking raped a woman, and he admitted raping a woman, and then you had all these, now I'm not going to say necessarily political affiliation, you had this type of stupid fucking person with a stupid belief that was just like, this could be awful. There's young men out there, right, who are going to have to like,

they're so scared, they're so scared of being accused of rape that they're nervous all the time and you go, good. Now you know how every woman feels in a nightclub. They're not even close to how I feel. No, not even close. They're worried about not being accused of it, of it happening to them. Aye, and these people.

They're like, oh, but we're nervous all the time in case we get into trouble. You know what? If all of this fucking Me Too stuff, right, and it's making you second guess every time you're having sex with a woman... Every movie makes it a scrutiny by your own judgement based on the trouble you're going to get into.

Yes, that's good. That's the control that's needed. That's a positive... I ask Piggy for consent every time sometimes halfway through I get Natalie's signature I

never after after retrospective retrospective consent That was good for you right? So last night we went round it was a wild start in the evening, we went out, got ready,

got showered, went out about six o'clock and went, right, let's get on it. Went straight to Ben and Jerry's. We're that high, we're sat in Ben and Jerry's having a bit of cookie dough. We're like, wait, that's that ticked off. What else can you do in the day? What else can you do in Vegas? Woo! But then we got ridiculously drunk by sitting at the tables,

betting regularly, putting like $20 in the machine, but betting a dollar at a time and stuff. We had a great game, which I recommend. If you like cards and you don't have a gambling problem, here's how you should do Vegas, right? You, however many of your friends, you go to a machine each, right? And you each put $20 in. Here's some good suggestions.

The horse racing machine. Electric roulette. Roulette, electric roulette. Or the spinny ones. The wheel of fortune. Wheel of fortune ones. Or just the straight up. Sevens in a row, bars in a row.

All right, slot machines, right? So you each put $20 in. And you just do very slowly, sort of $1, maybe $2 about sometimes, just slowly. Every now and again, a little splurge, if you've got a little win, if you're up like $30, $60, and you know what, I'm going to put a fiver on that one. Yeah, but you just do little bets. And the rule is, the second you double your money, the second you get to $40, you're allowed to bet anything over $40, but you can't go below $40.

Once you've doubled your money. Checkpoint. You're not allowed to go below $40. You can't even bet. No, no. If it ends up on $4.50, and you can't put the 50 on, Yeah, you're cashing out. You're cashing out that, right? So that's the rule we're stuck by.

That's the rule we're stuck by. But you could also lose your money. So there were some times when, you know, you left with 40, you left with 60, and then there was plenty of other times. I was staying for that, I just lost to be 20. Well, you lost your 20. And that was my time with that machine.

That was you, so. These games last anywhere, it depends if you're fucking drinking and it's warm enough. You can definitely get no one off. Yeah, and yeah I'm gonna be up to quite a bit yeah still clearly staying in you're not there with your mates you're talking and if one of your pals is cashed out they just sit and watch and join in and play like yeah exactly hang out and enjoy the experience and then if they want out of

movies twos out yeah you just start rushing your bets like the person that's left on the table I you started double what a little bit on, right? Yeah, and then sometimes I come in. Because here's the great rule in Vegas. If you are at a table, obviously they want to keep you gambling. They want to keep you gambling as much as they can. So what they do is they just bring you free booze to the table.

They come up to you, the second you start playing, they go, what would you like to drink? And you go, we have three gin and tonics. And then they go away and they bring you free drinks because they want you to stay there. But you've obviously got to tip the servers. And we went rounds on the tips.

Yeah. And we figured, you know, we're not paying for the drinks. We're sat here fucking gambling. You might have been losing money so the drinks are paid for with your losses.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're paying for them in one sense or another. I would do, between three of us, we'd do a $10 tip each time because that's seven quid for three gin and tonics.

$3 tip each. Yeah, $3 tip each for the first round and to make sure yeah and when you tip ten dollars she absolutely does come back quicker she goes back quicker she comes back with doubles and she's and then it's just and you can get possibly like free drinks per game if you put 20 bucks in yeah you can sit there a bet so actually if you lose if you lose at the machine you've had your

night's out worth of expenditure you've had more than 20 dollars of drinks absolutely you've paid a 10 dollar round you've paid a 20 dollars on the machine

it's come around three to four times you've spent 40 dollars you've had three four drinks with your mates and doubles and you're fucking mullered

and you're up money but sometimes sometimes something miraculous happens like something joyous happens

like for all the listeners of the podcast for the OGs you'll remember the time me climbing er er Matty

the pincer canning um these little crabby walk sabers you may recognise them from stuff like The Shaw or your pubes.

We went out and me and Kai had a big night out and Matty witnessed it. He went, oh no, Matty stayed out until the end of the night and then it got to about 7am

and we went to bed and for some reason me and Kai could not sleep and Matty could. I don't know why. It was just that I'm not lying in bed with my mates. Aye. In Vegas.

I was like no matter how fucked I am right now, I'm just gonna go downstairs and get amongst. Yeah, so you might as well be awake downstairs and go. So me and Kai went down the machine down there. We're both there. We're playing the electric roulette and by some miraculous circumstance we both won what was it? Fucking eight hundred and... It was just short of a grand between us. Yeah, no it was 850 grand each. Oh no.

850 grand each? Oh sorry. Yeah, we want a car. It's getting mixed up. Sorry. No, it wasn't that much. It was probably $800 each. $800 each. That's how it was. Because we checked and we printed it out. Grand. I felt like I'd be doing this podcast if I won 850 grand.

Oh yeah, I don't like something to do with podcasts actually. It sounds like this is a cash cow. The podcast is paying for my money. Mate, it's paying for my money. This podcast is lucrative and it's also sponsored by

the Illuminati and Coca-Cola. And salt. You know salt, yeah, we're into big salt now. It's all companies rule the earth. One day in Salt Lake City and oh, salt through the matrix. So yesterday, last night, when we were down there. Sorry, let's get back up, I just took the plug out, that wasn't meant to happen. Well, yeah, because that would be a point I would draw the line with, which is... I mean, you sat in a dry bath.

Sat in an empty bath in Vegas, like, this is what we live for. We've made it, baby. That was the day when, because Matty didn't come down, we were in the same bed, because we both put the same bonus on on this machine, and then we went back upstairs to Matty, and we'd left him an hour.

We'd been gone an hour, we'd come back, we made it rain with the money that we had. It was when we were collecting it. That's the bit that's not glamorous. Aye, they never show that in rad videos. They get it out of the movie. Listen, there's no, even if it's a million dollars. You're picking it up. You look like a tank picking up money. Aye, hands and knees. You're just working a pole and you're collecting it. Aye, aye, those are classy fucking ladies. You look like a tank picking up money. No, you're hiding these. You're just working the pool and you're clicking your tips.

Hey, those are classy fucking ladies. We're more athletic than I. It's true. So last night. I saw the last one. You tell this one. Were you too high? I was a bit high, but I can't tell it.

I mean, we'll see. It was at the horse racing table and we're all putting on like, you put on your leg first or second first or second or one two which is like i think third's gonna come second and seven's gonna come first yeah but they never come in you put a dollar on them yeah so and sometimes they show the odds so most of the one horse rate uh back on one horse is like say the seventh one or two to one or three to 1 or 15 to 1 and then when it goes down to both ways it halves each of those so you can put a bit on that too

but the ones downstairs when it combines any of the 8 numbers is anywhere odds from like you get 3 you can get some 700 wands yeah yeah

800 I've even seen you know there's big big wands in there so we're we're all sitting there having fun and

our tour manager Neil puts he just puts a dollar on like ffynion mawr yn yno felly rydyn ni i gyd yn sefydlu yma yn cael hwyl ac mae'n gweithio'n dda i'n rheolwr a Neil yn rhoi, mae'n rhoi $1 ar un lle fel £375 neu rydych chi'n gwybod beth mae'n ychwanegol? £387. Roeddwn i'n meddwl bod yn £387 yn iawn a roeddwn i'n cael fy nghyfrifiad, roedd Danny i fyny i'r llaw. Jogos i'r dde. Jogos i'r dde, dyma fi wedi'i stwck yn y cyfnod gyda chi. Mae'n cael ei stwck yn y Danny what's to my left Jokers to the right Jokers to the right here I am stuck in the middle with you stuck in the smiddley do stuck in the smiddley do I totally forgot about that I thought you podcast

come down to me yeah for those of the new listeners for years and years and years of my life I thought the words the song were

clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right here I am stuck in the smiddley do didn do you know what was just sang every time so he had 387 he threw me said I just glanced at his screen I looked at anybody's screen much like so the bed mother better just do is chatting just daughter drinks just looking at the screen is playing and I just like meals that's what this 387 one a gwnaeth i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fynd i fy Byddwn yn gwneud hynny yn ystod y cyfnod. Yn ystod y cyfnod, byddwn yn gwneud hynny yn ystod y cyfnod. Yn ystod y cyfnod, byddwn yn gwneud hynny yn ystod y cyfnod. Yn ystod y cyfnod, byddwn yn gwneud hynny yn ystod y cyfnod.

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Yn ystod y cyfnod, byddwn yn gwneud hynny yn ystod y cyfnod. Yn ystod y cyfnod, byddwn yn gwneud hynny yn ystod y in my fucking hair we watched the horse race and I start grabbing Danny's arm like two and seven two and seven I come in and he's like no it's not but honestly

let me tell you two and seven one miles ahead of third place like every now and again one gets a burst and it runs faster but I was like

that's beyond the burst of anything I've seen so far in by miles Neil's horse has won the race and we sat down and we came up

on the screen and up to 400 I think we went up to 400 but it rolls up by the dollar on your screen so if you get $10 it'll go

like by the dollar building up to 10 it seems to take a little while so it makes $10 feel like a lot more than it did this one

it went on for honestly the times went it's still going on the clocks went back they went forward again the clocks grew the times went... It's still going on. The clocks went back. The story... They went forward again. The crops grew. The seasons changed.

The next Avengers movie came out. And then Neil looked up for his text. And he sat there with over $400 in the machine. He put $20 in. And then out of the way, we're tired of it. And then he texted this person to be like, get dumped. There's probably people in there that put that in on fucking one chip. You know what I mean?

That kind of money. It means now... But we didn't gamble. Yeah, like... We don't gamble that much. Like, did we do it wrong? Like, and we celebrated. We celebrated.

We hugged each other and... We hugged each other. It was like Rocky and Apollo in the booth at the end of Rocky's Freeman. For $400. And to other people... For other people that go to Vegas, right, that's not a lot of money to them, right? It's so fucking... It's such a measly amount. But man, you don't gamble for the money.

You gamble for winning the money. It's the experience. It's that fucking great line in Molly's game, which is where the character's playing. The colour thing. Yeah, yeah. Is that the Elijah Wood character? Elijah Wood character.

Based on Spider-Man, not Tom Holland. Tom Holland. It's Michael Cera that plays him. It's Michael Cera. Oh, it's Michael Cera. Yeah, it's Michael Cera. Oh, no, it's Elijahuire. It's Michael Cera that plays him. It's Michael Cera. Oh, it's Michael Cera? Yeah, it's Michael Cera. Oh no, it's Elijah Wood. It's one of the people I fought it was

because he said, you green screen bastard. And I was like, oh, that's got to be Elijah Wood. Yeah, yeah, no, no. The character's based on Tobey Maguire and the quote is allegedly, Tobey Maguire,

and the quote is, I think it's something like, I don't gamble to win money, I gamble to ruin lives. That's it. That's the power fucking thing. it's something like I don't gamble to win money I gamble to ruin lives that's it it's the power fucking thing that's what it is so when you bet

small amounts of fucking money so when people are down there for that they're not going to be fucking jumping around for that 400 bucks they didn't get any power out of that

the casino isn't even going to think of this I remember one time I was fucking a casino in Australia I'd worked my way up from like 100 bucks to like 400 bucks and I put all the 400 bucks on red and it came up black I was

there to stay yeah because I was like I was I lost for a dollar something like no you don't you've only lost 100 you yeah you lost the concept you lost the way you lost the concept of a cash though that money was never yeah yeah but it's still a devastating fucking feeling. Yeah. What have I done? You put the bubbles on. That's not ideal for a podcast. It's nice for relaxing with your friend.

I'm cleaning your asshole. What? I'm cleaning your asshole. Is that what you do? When I'm in the bath? Why? You do that when none of the other people's in the bath. Why?

Because you're just washing your poo. Because they're cleaning it. Where's it going? What? The poo's not coming away. I'm sorry. Right now you're wringing all the water. It's just like there's a force. Gwnaeth e ddim yn gwneud yn y bwll, roedd e'n gwneud yn y bwll. Wyt ti'n meddwl bod y bwll ddim yn dod i fyny arall? Rhe'n i'n meddwl bod y dŵr yn... Mae'r ffordd i'w llwyddo. Na, dwi'n meddwl ei fod yn clingio ar eich hach chi ar ddiwrnod. Dwi'n meddwl y byddai'r jet yn ei rôl.

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should we do tonight um we're gonna do some more of that gambling here's what why did i promise you i'll take you to the strippers because i'm a nice friend so i'm gonna go what's that least stipulations on the strip lads does she have to be there if I go? No man she doesn't give a shit Class She really had a long conversation with her about it

and I was like so what's your status? She was like whatever who gives a shit She was like have you seen him? He's having a nice time

Yeah I think her exact words were if he cheats on me I'm just glad he got the opportunity to No She was like yeah

because for her it's just it's like you know it's like when a toddler threats you it's like I'm never talking to you again I'm going away from home

and you're like alright so whatever he cries like I'm going to cheat on you and she's like alright alright don't look away

just laugh at me you've got my blessing good lad I do again that's the attitude I need to take alright Just laughs at me in the ears. You've got my blessing. Good lad. I do it again. Natalie, I keep doing it. Nice. My daddy hit us. She comes in.

I'm just telling you. What did she look like? She was awful, wasn't she? She was fucking awful. Let's see. She must have... No, she was lovely. Hey, he's looking good.

Got my attention. Hey, fuck off tell daddy tell daddy that one daddy listen to this mate mate mate you want to hear this

come say it mate come here come say it mate scuttle along scuttle along the beach come on go on your shell you soft cunt

oh you pincey bastard we can end on that pincey straighter alright fuck em