Small Town Murder - #509 - Almost Got Away With It - Idaho Falls, Idaho
Episode Date: July 18, 2024This week, in Idaho Falls, Idaho, a double murder scene looks to have ties to the occult, when "Satan Loves You" is found, written in one of the victim's blood. But detectives quickly begin t...o think it's less like ritual killings & more like cold blooded executions. Is it satanic maniacs? The married boyfriend of one of the victims? The worm farming, gold chain wearing husband of the other? Maybe her boyfriend? A bicycle may hold all the answers!Along the way, we find out that country music performers can sometimes look like Gordon Ramsay, that loads of gaudy gold jewelry is an odd thing to wear to farm worms, and that just because something is written in blood, it doesn't make it true!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Crime In Sports! On Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Wondery, Wondery+, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This week in Idaho Falls, Idaho, a seemingly satanic murder scene
turns out to be the doings of a very small, petty person.
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I'm Jimmy Wissman.
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We're heading out to the Northwest this week, Idaho.
Idaho never lets us down either.
That's one of those-
That's a terrific, terrific shithole.
It's just potatoes, Mormons, and interesting murders.
That's all you got going on up there.
And I'm very, very interested.
We will get to that.
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That said, I think it's time everybody!
Here we go.
I don't care where you are right now.
That's it.
I don't care.
Let's say you're driving a gravel truck.
You could be.
That's what you're doing.
I'd like you to pull whatever lever makes that go up, drop every three tons of gravel
on the car behind you, get out, stare in, make sure they're still alive, and then shout
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MURDER. Let's do this everybody. Okay. Let's go on a trip.
Shall we? Yeah, we are doing it. Going to Idaho Falls, Idaho today for the locals, for
the locals. Yes. It's a southeastern Idaho down in that quadrant over there. It's about
four hours to Boise. So not boy is that a ride Boy is that a ride. It seems like a long ride too,
because you like go down, over, and then up again.
It seems like a big smiley face you're making with the roads.
And it looks like a long time.
Three hours down to Salt Lake City,
so it's actually closer to that.
About an hour to Sandpoint, Idaho,
which was our last Idaho episode,
Mystery of the Fake Dad, which was a weird episode.
You should certainly go back and listen if you missed that one this
Is in Bonneville County? I'm gonna say Bonneville cuz that's the car
So I believe that is correct once Pontiac names a car after it. That's how it said sorry
It is there is an old there's a Cadillac El Dorado, and they didn't know that's why I don't I will never say it
The way they say it because Cadillac
Bonneville yeah, John Wayne made a movie with the name wasn't El Dorado's El Dorado So it's all it's El Dorado everybody very Mormon here by the way. It's like 70% Mormon therefore their motto is oh
Motto is quote can I tell you about the joy of shit? They slammed the door. That's the... hello? Hello? Okay, their
motto is... that's their motto. Ding dong. The motto is listening to your doorbell app
ring. While the dogs bark. So a little bit of history in this town. 1864 is when this became like a settlement
where people started coming to. So a guy built, a guy named Matt Taylor built a timber frame
toll bridge across a narrow black gorge of the river basically. Oh. And it was downstream
from the ferry. So the bridge improved travel for people so they didn't have to go all the
way to the ferry. And then of course there was a lot of miners coming through here and people seeking gold and you know all that kind of thing
This was after the gold rushes. So
Originally, it wasn't known as Idaho Falls. It was known as Taylor's crossing Matt Taylor
Oh, because that's the guy that built the bridge. Yeah, but post marks indicate by 1866. It became known as
Eagle Rock. Exactly.
Fantastic.
Which is hilarious.
There was an island out that the ferry went by where approximately 20 eagles nested, so
they called it that.
Then later on they switched it to Idaho Falls because they were like, yeah, let's do that.
I don't even know if there's a falls here.
I don't think there is.
And I didn't see any anyway.
I mean, maybe there's a little one somewhere.
There might be. Yeah.
No, you should do out there.
Build a falls. That's what you do.
That way, deep trench in the Snake River.
Make it fall.
Wherever the welcome sign is, put a big falls next to it.
So people know why they're there.
In 1949, the Atomic Energy Commission
opened the National Reactor Testing Station in the desert west
of Idaho Falls.
Oh, is that the site?
On December 20th, 1951, a nuclear reactor there produced electricity for the first time
in history, like useful electricity that you could like power shit with.
It was up there.
It was up there.
They had built more than 50 unique reactors built at the facility for testing So they were all different setups to see what would work on January 3rd 1961 unsurprisingly this became this
This became the scene of the only fatal nuclear reaction incident in US history Wow
it occurred an
experimental US Army plant and
It yeah due to poor design and maintenance, a single control
rod was manually pulled out too far from the reactor.
This can cause horrible problems.
Congrats, Idaho.
Good job.
They just stuck a potato in there and were like, huh?
Plug it up quick.
You want to be a Mormon?
No, it won't.
It's not listening to reason.
I don't know what's happening.
And I guess at that point, the reactor became critical, which led to a destructive power excursion.
And people who were in there, when this happened, they tried to fix it and that didn't work either.
So as the steam expanded, a pressure wave of water forcefully struck the top of the reactor vessel where two guys stood.
Oh, so drowned them?
The explosion was so severe the reactor vessel was propelled nine feet into the air,
hitting the ceiling and then going back to where it was.
One man was impaled by a shield plug and lodged into the ceiling.
He got stuck to the ceiling by something.
Is he the one that died? I think he is, possibly. He died instantly,
they said. Other men died from their injuries within hours. Three men were buried in lead
coffins because they were radioactive. It's not the... Holy shit! The way it sounded
was one person died. This is horrific. That's terrible.
Three people died, everyone in the room died,
and one of them was stuck to the ceiling
by a fucking hunk of metal.
Like a note with an arrow stuck through it.
So let's see what people think about this thing.
Maybe they like a little bit of,
they like to have knocks at the door,
they're lonely, they want company,
and they like the air to be a little bit tingly
with something radio
I'm here. I think there's one nearby but it's not the main thing
Idaho Falls is a pretty big place now. It's grown a lot. Yeah recently. Here's five stars
I've always loved Idaho Falls ever since my family moved here on my 12th birthday many many years ago
We don't know how old this person they could be 16. They could be ago. We don't know how old this person is. They could be 16, they could be 73, we don't know.
This is awesome.
I love how family friendly it is
with lots of culture and love for everyone.
Culture?
Culture. Get the fuck out of here.
If you consider going to the Mormon Church culture,
then there is culture.
Chili's is not culture, stop it.
Applebee's is not, strip malls generally aren't culture.
Here's three stars, I'm not sure how to answer
what I could change about Idaho Falls
or what I like about Idaho Falls.
It's a good town.
I have no specifics is what they just said.
I don't know what I would make better
or I don't know what is already good,
but I do know it's okay.
Don't know what I don't like
because I don't know what I like.
That person is very confused.
What do you want for dinner?
I have no idea.
You pick.
They've never had an idea.
No.
Here's two stars.
It's a beautiful place.
The only issue is that the Mormons from the area are known to be very rude toward those
who aren't Mormon.
In that area?
First of all, Mormons are never rude.
That's one thing I'll give them.
You don't think that's rude?
You can spit in a Mormon's face
and tell them to go fuck their mother
and they'll be like, all right, miss, you know,
okay, they'll smile at you still.
They try to kill you with kindness.
That's one of the things they do.
I can't say about that.
But they'll go find their Mormon friends
and talk Mormon shit about you.
Oh yeah, yeah, but I don't care what they're doing
in their little Mormon circle.
That's fine.
That's all right.
As long as they're fake to my face
and I don't have to deal with them, it's fine.
They'll dress funny.
And too many people are starting to move in
and it's taking up farm slash country land.
But you, of course, are fine to be here and take up any job.
You're allowed.
Nobody else.
Nobody else.
Nobody else, though.
One star, if you want to move to a city that's run by teenagers, Idaho Falls is the place
for you.
How is that right?
It's not run by teenagers.
From terrible hygiene to rude interactions, this place has it all.
Mayor Grayson's a real dick.
Rude, smelly people and Mayor Johnson sucks my cock.
He beats me at fucking Call of Duty
and then calls me racial slurs over the fucking PS.
Mayor Grayson and his brother Ruger,
and his 38 brothers are dicks.
Dicks.
Almost everyone you run into will be acting
as if the end of the world is near.
Most people won't smile and say hello, even if you do first.
Enjoy!
Okay.
So enjoy this place.
And finally, one star again, Idaho Falls is by far the worst town I have had the unfortunate
experience to live in.
Why did you?
I'm going to put a Your Stupid Opinions line in here. If I could gonna put your stupid opinions line in here,
if I could give it zero stars, I would.
If I...
Why did you move?
They hate it.
If I didn't have to live here, I wouldn't.
This place is overrun with meth,
a sex slave kidnapping ring.
What?
Drug dealers, the list goes on.
The last person just complained about Mormons.
This person's like, it's sex slave kidnapping, meth addicted drug dealers. That's all it's
here. The other guy, that's utopia if it weren't for the Mormons. Yeah. That's what I mean.
So very different ideas of what this place is. Wow. This is not a good place to live
and I for one can't wait to get out of this place.
If it's the last thing I ever do.
Make a better life for me and you.
Let's do this.
I'm more fascinated with the guy that's okay with the sex slave ring.
He's fine.
The other guy's fine.
He's just annoyed by rude Mormons.
This is the only, out of all the reviews, is the only one that mentions sex slave kidnapping
rings, by the way.
So, we don't know.
I think this person might be insane.
That's possible too.
We never know.
A little paranoid.
We never know who's writing these reviews, and that's the point of the reviews is like,
who knows?
It's more about the person who wrote it than the person and whatever they're reviewing. So people in this town
population right now
64,399
Wow little bit bigger than we normally do when our murder happened. It was about 40,000
That wasn't that long ago and it was like I I've been there in fucking
2006 nowhere near this. That's right. Yeah, it's grown a lot. Especially the last 15 years, it's really,
like since the housing fallout in 2007, eight there,
since then it's really popped.
Wow.
More females than males, it's about exactly normal.
Weird part is so many stats are exactly
the national averages of things here.
It's like the American quintessential town here.
Median age is just a little bit lower, 33.6,
and that is because of the obscene number
of people under 18 that are here.
So many children, because Mormons, and that's why.
So lots of fucking people go, which is good
if you run a sex slave kidnapping ring.
There's a lot of material for it.
Otherwise, it's not great.
Just tons of kids.
Shit loads of them.
Unless you have kids and then you want more kids.
The inventory is a plethora.
It's huge.
It's huge.
Married population's a little bit higher than normal,
but not normally as high as it is
for this high of a Mormon population.
Like in Utah and certain places,
it's usually 60-something percent here.
It's 52%. Divorce rate is's usually 60 something percent here. It's 52 percent
Divorce rate is actually higher than the normal here
Really? Yes, the widow rate is lower somehow though. So people are living longer. That is interesting Everybody I know there that lives in that area every one of them are divorced. Yeah, that makes sense
Yes, I think they go there after their divorce
Go there after they get married to get to. Put the pieces back together, take them apart
or something. Unemployment rate here is 3.4%, which is insanely low, as low as a thing could
get. Median household income here though, not great. Normally it's almost $70,000. Here
it is $57,412, so a little bit low. Cost of living here though in 100 is regular here. It's 94
So not that low and the housing is actually right around the national average
344 thousand seven hundred dollars is the
Median home cost so it's
Fucking steep. It's steep on 57 grand a year
It's gonna stretch you and in case you have everything all set up and you're going to come here, suppose you want to start your own competitive sex slave kidnapping
ring or a meth lab. We don't know what you got going on. We have for you the Idaho Falls,
Idaho real estate report.
The average two bedroom rental here is actually much less than the national average.
It's 980 for a two-bedroom.
So that's not bad.
Here's a three-bedroom, two-bath, 924-square-foot trailer.
It's a trailer.
There's nothing more we can say about it.
It's corrugated steel sides.
It's nicer on the inside than on the outside. Oh, the outside, it looks like
it's going to be that, you know, real dingy carpet with the, you know, those floors that if you walk
the whole trailer shakes, you've been in those trailers. It's not that. Yeah, it's not that though.
You get inside, it's nicely done. It looks like somebody did a really nice job of remodeling it
in 2005. It's like the kitchen is too. Everything's 2005, but
it's nice and clean and decent. Weird carport thing. It's a carport, but the sides also
it's closed in. Oh, they closed the, okay. But there's no door. So it's just an opening
and it's all corrugated steel. It looks like a hot box. It looks like your car is going
to be 7,000 degrees in there. It's just to keep the snow off of it. That's all it is.
Yeah. And make it a little warmer to start it up when it's cold. $85,000 for that, so affordable. Here's a five
bedroom, three bath, 2,632 square foot place here on 0.26 acres, so not a huge lot, but you know,
decent size yard. Nice. Inside though, kind of dark. it needs some windows Very dark all the pictures are dark a lot needs to be redone the carpet doesn't look wonderful
You're gonna move in you're gonna spend 50 grand get in this place how you want it if you're you know picky about that sort
Of shit semi finished basement not bad strange two-story shed out back
It's a shed, but it's two stories and there's a little balcony coming off
the second story with a ladder climbing up to it. Let's just go sit out on the tiny balcony of our
shed for a while. Who the fuck does that? It's weird. Uh, three, that's the birds and has a
lookout for cops. It's facing the woods. What are they looking for? It's 85 or it's a $325,000 for
that. So that's kind of your average house here.
And it's a nice, big, good-sized house.
Here's a six-bedroom, 4.5 bath.
So not even a tea bowl for every beehole, but you do have room for a lot of beeholes.
7212 square feet.
Holy.
That is three good-sized houses.
That's massive.
No shit.
4.42 acres. It's a huge, beautiful house. It's nice. It's nice on the inside. It's got a nice outdoor basketball court.
It's got a stream on the property. Beautiful landscaping. Nice mature trees. Very nice.
$2,425,000 for that!
$2,000,000 living Southeast Idaho?
$2,000,000. Almost $2 million, almost $2.5 million.
Oh my god.
Things to do while you're trying to fucking pay off a $2.5 million mortgage.
Selling your children into the sex slave market.
Hiding your children from the sex slave ring, kidnapping ring here.
You can go to the Eastern Idaho State Fair everyone.
Yes you can.
Hit it, yeah.
2024.
They are back and bigger 2024, they are back.
And bigger than ever, they say here,
with entertainment along with food,
which is the primary reason many people attend
the Eastern Idaho State Fair every year, for fried shit.
They're going to fry.
Insert the blank of weirdest thing ever, and I'm going to try it.
They put powdered sugar on it.
It's fine.
Why not? Just a motorcycle spring, that powdered sugar on it. It's fine. Why not?
Just a motorcycle spring.
That's all.
Whatever.
We're in.
We're in.
We're gonna do it.
So it says that they're gonna come there.
They have Indian relay races.
I don't know if those are Indians running the race or there's some kind of...
I think it's a three-legged race.
Okay.
Nighttime grandstand acts and also eating contests and-
What?
Livestock, yeah, eating contests.
They do a lot there.
Oh no, Idaho.
From the pictures, it looks like kids eating contests too.
So there's going to be some kids throwing up in the car on the way home.
Oh Jesus.
That's there.
And livestock as well.
And now here are the Grandstand events.
So these are the nighttime Grandstand hot shit events here. This is what they're advertising
and demo derbies
I already know that there's a bull riding championship a pro rodeo
The pro rodeo is actually there three different nights Monday Tuesday Wednesday are pro rodeo days
It's a big fucking deal James the demolition derby is on Saturday. Of course. Yes gotta have that
So I mean, this is fun stuff the demolition derby is on Saturday of course. Yes! Gotta have that. So I mean this is fun stuff. The demolition derby that's fun. Yeah. The
rodeo I can do without because I smell shit. It's just shit. I just smell shit.
If there was no other people there I would go but I'm not sitting with
shit kickers and smelling shit. I'm not doing it. I won't have a good time. I
guarantee you. I just root for somebody get hurt. It's a good time. That I'm not doing it. I won't have a good time, I guarantee you. I just root for somebody to get hurt.
It's a good time.
That I'm okay with, yeah, yeah.
Then Craig Morgan will be there.
Hell yeah!
More country, it says, with special guest Matt Stell.
Okay.
I don't know.
Craig Morgan does not look like a country singer though.
He's fantastic, James.
He looks like...
He sings the Redneck Yacht Club in this. Oh Jesus.
Fucking Christ. Oh boy. He's great. He looks like a he looks like Redneck Gordon Ramsay in his picture.
That's what he looks like. He does not look like a country guy. But then there's also the Western
Truck and Tractor Pole. Yes, sir. I guess that's for Western people. And you can enter your own shit in that, James.
Oh, can't wait.
I've been preparing it all year, Jimmy.
I got it ready.
Then there's, you can see Journey more hits.
So Journey, but I think it's like Journey Journey with the new singer.
With the little Filipino boy?
Yeah, with the Filipino child that they have.
They've got to protect him so he's not kidnapped into the sex slavery kidnapping ring, obviously.
So gotta watch out for him.
And then finally, of course, the main headliner here for it all, Jeff Foxworthy will be here.
Get the fuck out.
So if you'd like to see some demolition derby and hear jokes from 1988, it's all there for
you.
Jokes and the music with Johnny.
It's all of it.
Yeah. If you want to pretend like it's 1987, we got you covered, no problem.
It's all in.
So crime rate in this town we're interested in.
Property crime exactly at average.
I mean it's like statistically on the nose.
And then the weird part is perfect.
Violent crime, murder, rape, robbery,
and of course assault, the Mount Rushmore of crime,
also exactly average.
How did they do it?
I don't know how they did it, but don't kill him,
we're at the number. Stop raping!
You're gonna fuck up our number!
You put that kid back, put him back!
You have kidnapped enough kids
in the sex slave rings this year, I'm sorry.
We have a quota and a limit.
Sex slave rings. Kidnapping rings. That's all that's there. rings this year I'm sorry we have a quota and a limit kidnapping rings
that's all that's there it's it Larry nothing else there Morgan plays it he's
gonna play it and fucking blow that shit up so let's talk about some murder here
okay here we go let's start out hot here and then we'll figure out. Yeah. Put the pieces back together. Why don't we January or I'm sorry, July 24th,
1989, 7 a.m. All right.
This is in Idaho falls 9 39 South 45th
East Crowley road. That's what it is.
That's a weird way to South 45th East Crowley road makes no sense to those are
two different roads.
How do you get there? I don't know how you get there, but that is how this happens. And this is
a guy named Roy Levitt comes here, Levitt, I guess, L-E-A-V-I-T-T. Yeah, that's Levitt.
It's L-E-A, though. He wants it. It makes me want to say, leave it so bad.
I promise it's Levitt. I know it's Levitt.
Don't tell me about names.
Listen to the end of the show and this guy's trying to tell anyone how to pronounce names.
I'm just saying that's tattooed on my back.
I know how to pronounce that one.
But we know too, El Dorado is El Dorado and fucking this one is that.
So I'm not saying it's what's correct and what's not.
I'm saying you're probably correct but we don't know if that not saying it's what's correct and what's not I'm saying you're probably correct, but yeah
We don't know if that's ever correct. What's correct?
What's right might not be right here in this situation god damn it so Roy Levitt here
he arrives at this house at 7 a.m. And a
Few minutes early than he should have been he was gonna be there about 715, but he figured he'd get there early
He is supposed to take his friend Rita Rita is our a few minutes early than he should have been. He was gonna be there about 7 15, but he figured he'd get there early.
He is supposed to take his friend Rita,
Rita is R-E-E-D-A by the way, Rita, not Rita.
Shit.
Yeah, I know, shit is right.
And it's a lot.
Rita Roundy is her name too,
which makes it sound like she's like a satire
of Ronda Rousey, is what all I hear.
Rita Roundy and she comes in, hey, I'm this person.
And it's like the cartoon fucking version of that.
So she just keeps getting kicked in the head.
Over and over again.
That poor woman's career was over with one fucking kick.
Yeah, well, she made way more money
than most people did in that.
That kick made her a cattle farmer
It made her get millions of dollars from WWE is what it made her get
Oh, yeah, she went there after they gave her millions to go. Yeah, I believe she made bank
Yeah, that was a hurt that kick in the head was the most greatest business move she could ever take
pardon in her life here, so
He pulls in this guy. He pulled into the driveway behind a white Subaru,
which is Rita's friend Betty's car. Right. Okay. He's supposed to drive Rita to the airport. That's
why he's showing up now. Okay. Now he goes to the front door, rings the doorbell. The door is open,
screen, screen door shut and locked. It's been been very very hot. Let's Jack. It's July
It's been extra hot
So a lot of people have been leaving their windows and screen doors open at night to get some air
Basically because this is a brick house too. So it oh boy. It gets hot. It stays hot type of deal
It's an oven
So he wasn't surprised the door was open any figure that they would be inside because Rita would be ready to leave for the airport.
So he rang the bell a few more times and nobody responds.
So he's like, what the fuck here?
You know, Jesus Christ doesn't see anybody in there.
Goes around to the back door.
The double sliding patio door was open and the screen door was closed.
So open sliding glass door and screen door open for air.
Just got a wind tunnel in there.
Cross breeze happening here and nobody this was an absolutely not abnormal thing to leave your screen doors and
stuff open here. Not a high crime area especially in 1989. Nowadays obviously she'd be hiding from
the sex slave kidnapping ring but at the time didn't exist or at least it was unknown. So he
But at the time, it didn't exist, or at least it was unknown. So he calls out both of their names and nothing, it's silence here.
The windows and screens are locked.
So he's like, what the fuck?
And he knows Reed is always, if he's going to drive her somewhere, especially for a flight,
she's going to be standing on the front doorstep with her suitcase when she pulls up most of the time.
So he's like, what the hell here?
So he doesn't know what to do.
He walks back to the front of the house
and notices that Rita's car is there.
Betty's car is there.
They said if the girls weren't home,
they didn't take off in the cars.
So they said, maybe Rita decided not to go to Las Vegas,
he said, because that's where she was supposed to go.
But he said, she would have called me.
She wouldn't have me coming over here
in the fucking morning for nothing.
Like who does that, you know?
Yeah, he said he saw them the night before.
He was over the house visiting about 7.30 the night before.
They never said any plans were changed.
So he assumed it was on.
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So he stood in the driveway for a few minutes
and figured out what the hell to do.
He looked up and down the road.
He said, oh, maybe they took a morning walk.
You know what I mean?
Who knows?
No sign of anyone on the road he said now they're probably sleeping in
there or maybe they're in the back of the house packing and can't hear the
doorbell which is a pretty shitty doorbell if you can't hear from the bedroom
in your mind just starts racing creating all kinds of scenarios why they wouldn't
be here that's yeah so yeah like I said he looked up and down the sidewalk
nobody coming so then he went around back and he said okay the screen door
is unlocked in the back.
So he goes, I'm just gonna go in there and look around.
They can't hear me.
I'll go at least in the living room and shout for them.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
So he does, he goes out, he calls their names.
You know, Betty, Rita, no answer, no answer.
So he goes toward the back of the house
where the bedrooms are and he's like,
what the hell's going on here?
So he steps into the bedroom hallway there
and he looks, you can see into a bedroom from there,
and he sees Betty in her bed peacefully sleeping.
Oh. Out cold.
Wake up, yeah.
So he's like, okay.
Oh no, Betty could keep sleeping.
Rita's not going to the airport.
Rita's gotta go to the airport, that's the thing.
He's also, knows Betty quite well as we'll talk about,
but he, and both of them are married by the way
Also, Betty is married and Rita. No, no, Betty is married to somebody else
And so is our friend Roy here walking around. Oh, so leave it or love it. So
He notices Betty sees her then he takes a few more steps and sees Rita sitting up in her bed
He's like what the the fuck, man?
I'm yelling from the living room.
These two are sleeping.
What the shit?
So he sees her in her bed.
Her head's tipped back against the bed board
with her neck kind of protruding forward.
Like if you fall asleep on a plane, one of those.
Yeah, yeah.
That embarrassing situation you don't want anybody seeing you in.
Yeah, one of those.
So he said, oh, fuck.
And then he said, why does she have a red bandana across her face?
Like, what's going on?
Why does she have a red bandana on?
And he said, oh, no.
He thought right away, because she looked like she was in a weird spot, he thought maybe
she had a heart attack because recently she'd been going to the doctor for some heart issues.
So he said, oh my god, Rita had a fucking heart attack.
So he turns around and runs into Betty's room
where Betty's sleeping and starts shaking her.
Betty, Betty, wake up, Rita needs help,
we gotta help Rita.
And nothing from Betty.
She doesn't, she's not moving, she's not doing anything.
And he goes, what the fuck?
So he's yelling in there and then he starts
seeing he at that point he notices there's a large amount of blood under
Betty's head he says her color was very gray and blue and he said oh shit she's
fucking dead here you know what I mean no no no she's 47 okay 47 and her friend
is 49 Reed is 49 Betty's 47 so. So not like they're 68 or anything like that.
Even 75, 85 where they might just die in bed at night.
My aunt was just here for Thanksgiving
and she is 85.
No, no, she was sleeping on my couch
and I thought she was dead.
Cause an 80 something year old woman falls asleep
and you're like, oh my God, what's happening?
Oh yeah, yeah, no. They look terrible. My grandmother, we thought she was dead. Oh, yeah, an 80 something year old woman falls asleep. You know, like oh my god, what's happening? Oh, yeah, yeah terrible my grandmother. We always we thought she was dead for 10 years straight every
Ten times a day when she'd fall asleep. She'd always wake up though. So now yeah
It's crazy that the
Transformation that happens as soon as they lose consciousness like oh my god. That's a dead body
Italian grandma wasn't going out in her sleep though. She wasn't happening.
No.
She was painfully awake and aware when she was dying.
It was the only way to go.
So he's seeing this, and he didn't touch her.
He went in to start shaking her and then realized it was up
and didn't shake her.
So he said, oh my god, what the fuck?
So he ran for the phone in the kitchen, because it's 1989.
That's where the phone is.
And he dialed 119 instead of 911. He was so flustered. He ran for the phone in the kitchen, because it's 1989, that's where the phone is, and
he dialed 119 instead of 911.
He was so flustered.
What does that call?
Dyslexia.
That is called paranoid dyslexia.
Let's call that and find out what that is.
That is amazing.
He could barely, couldn't get his hands, he was shaking and everything else.
So 911 answered and he said, the quote is, I need the police and an ambulance.
It looks like there's been a murder, two people, which is very strange.
Number one, usually, and this is a, they do long-term studies like the FBI and police
departments and homicide people do long-term studies of 911 calls made by people who they
found out later were the murderers
and made by people who weren't the murderers,
and they notice very distinct differences.
One is that normally when someone is calling
for actual help and they had nothing to do with it,
they normally lead with the address.
They normally, immediately they're like,
blah, blah, blah, blah, address first.
Yeah, because they need help
and they're trying to get help. And then they're giving details
quick short people are this one's someone bloody. They're bloody. It's hurting. They
need help. Like it's that not they don't make diagnoses or generally they don't say, I think
there's been a murder. That's not the weird thing to say. And two people. So the dispatcher
was trying to get an address and more information out of him
and he's not being very helpful. Roy on the phone, he's all flustered and then he blurts out in the
middle of the 911 dispatcher trying to ask him questions. He blurts out quote, it's written in
blood on the kitchen. It says Satan loves you. Oh my God. Written in blood in the kitchen.
So that's what he said. So he said he walked around the center aisle on his way to the rear of the house and he said
as he came in he noticed some red substance in some bowls but he thought that Rita had
been canning red jam because she cans stuff. So he didn't even notice that anything was
written because he was looking beyond that, you know what I mean? That's what he says
anyway. He said only when he came back to the phone did he notice the writing
So the dispatchers like great address is what we need here. Where are we going?
You could say and you could say aliens just landed in the yard terrific. We don't have a fucking address
You're not no one can help you go house is on fire wonderful
Great, so we look for smoke. Are you gonna tell us where it is?
Yeah, you got it yourself so he there's continuing to ask but then he interrupts again and said they're both in their beds and their
stuff all over the house looks like there's candles and blood written
written on the stuff Satan loves you that's his exact quote written written
on the stuff Satan loves you they, are you absolutely sure neither one is breathing?
The dispatch, none of this is important.
They don't care about that.
Yeah.
The thing is get medical.
Do we need medical help?
What's the address?
These are pertinent factors.
My job is send people.
Yeah.
I don't know how to do anything else with that.
When the cops get there go, hey, look at Satan loves you is written right there.
But until then, it's not important.
This is so it's very strange and then the dispatcher asks are
you absolutely sure that neither one's breathing let's start there and he says
I didn't check their pulse but there's blood everywhere so this 911 call is
really useless as far as a lot goes here I mean he's got no information that's
helpful other than there's people and you should come here wherever this is possibly. So let's find out about these people,
our deceased folks, and find out and we'll find out also if maybe Roy is on the up and
up or what here. So let's talk about the Hales family first. This is Betty's family. Betty
Lou Hales is her birth name here. Plural Hales.
Yes, Hales, H-A-L-E-S.
So it's plural, more than one.
Betty Lou is her name.
Her dad was in the Navy in World War II.
She was born in 1942, so like right before
he went off to war.
Wow, how about that?
Came back, yeah.
So he returned to California,
where she's born in Long Beach.
Oh!
Because he's in the Navy, which makes sense because there's naval shit there. Yep, and he's got a wife
This is Betty's mother Betty Lou's mom is Dorothy and Betty Lou's got a sister named Joanne who she's very close with and a brother
Named Dan was the younger brother. So they were very happy. Obviously the dad was home from the war and
He's a building contractor, the dad,
Joseph is his name. Betty is born June 12th, 1942, so my birthday just decades earlier.
So we share a birthday though, me and Betty Lou. So the dad builds homes, he's a contractor
that builds homes, so he's a home builder. So good business too. They're not struggling, this family at all.
He began to buy homes in need of finishing or remodeling
and then flipping them.
So he was doing that in the 40s, he was flipping houses.
So that's so original.
This is, there wasn't a lot of houses to even flip back then.
Like after the war, we had to build fucking so many
hundreds of thousands of houses in this country
because we needed houses.
Yeah, and that was like, that's kind of when
the American dream of that became a thing of like,
get the more, get the more, get the more,
buy a house.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what they did, they started building like Leavitt Town
which is the place in Long Island which was a big suburb
they built and that was like the model of,
hey, you can build truck housing, all the same house,
no one cares, just do that and that's how that happened. So Joe does sorts of shit though he's an expert carpenter a cabinet maker a plumber an
electrician he can do thank god he all the work yeah thank god Hitler didn't take that man that's
awesome and he kills Nazis this guy's great this guy fucking rules he's like hey fix that up you
know it's all 220 now it's gonna be good 220 to 21 whatever it takes. You know what I mean
We do that. That's all nice. No. No I fixed that leak and everything and I killed three SS officers in your backyard
I didn't like the looks of them. Yeah, okay. I like this guy
Not too bad killed a couple guys in leather jackets. Don't know if they were SS. I just don't like leather anymore
I said no leather and a hat. I'm not buying it boots up to your knees. Good luck going down. I
Dropped out of a tree. I cut their throats. That's how I did it. I'm sorry
Had to do it
So it wasn't the most lucrative way to make this living but it got him a good living and he liked doing it
Yeah, he enjoyed fixing up these houses. Yeah, he really liked it. So
Joanne in 1952 Joanne is 16 already, that's the older sister, and she
marries a guy who they'll be married forever and they'll be very nice to Betty over the
years. They're kind of, they're always Betty's refuge, Joanne. Whenever things aren't going
well, she can go to Joanne's and they'll take her in and like let her live in a different
world for a while here. So yeah, the parents weren't happy
that Joanne was getting married so young,
but later on I think they married until they both died.
So seemed to work out.
Yeah, seemed to work out I think here.
Now Joe, the dad, he likes the areas outside
of LA and California.
He likes that.
Yeah, Southern California.
He likes that
Yeah, yeah, he's into it weird. So
He said the high country of South Central, California though. He likes. Oh, yeah. Yeah in that area
Yeah, yeah, by the way, there's a this is a book a lot of this comes from a book that will give you the title Of at the end of the thing and everything here
So that's what he likes and he found a house there and he could remodel it and in
Crestline is the name of the town where he can remodel the house and they can live there
So he found the perfect setup there. So they move there
obviously Betty's not thrilled about this and
Bet she's 16 at the time when they move a couple years later and Dan's 14
So nobody's really thrilled about nobody wants to move in the middle of high school
But they do and Betty meets a young man during all this
He she meets a young man named William L. Gray
Bill Gray
He was born December 4th 1939. So he's about three years older than her and
He's originally from North Dakota
Which is very strange because he talks like a Bowery boy, like from the 20s.
Really?
He'll say like, so I says to him this.
Like, that's how he talks, like his quotes.
So I says to him this.
And then he says to me this.
And like, it's so funny the way his verbiage is.
It's very strange.
I says this.
I says, so his early life was pretty average apparently he's a sick kid always getting having accidents
Sickly second grade he had a broken collarbone and a broken nose and a fall
By the time he was in sixth grade he had pneumonia for the seventh time go
He's really just not a healthy kid here
His family left North Dakota when he was 14 and they
moved to Crestline, California. He's got a sister that stayed in North Dakota and all
that kind of thing. Now, his parents are Bill Sr. and Sarah is his mom and they opened and
they operated a small grocery store in Crestline.
And Bill worked in the store on the weekends and, you know, all that kind of thing.
And it was pretty good money for the family. And his dad also sold insurance.
I don't know if it was out of the grocery store or what, but they ended up
they're upper middle class existence here from this.
They're doing pretty well.
His parents are they dote on him hardcore
because he's sickly so I mean his mom anything he wants he gets and anything
like that and everybody says to when he's younger if he didn't want to do
something he could just say I don't feel good and they'd be like oh no honey you
know you need to rest let me make you something lay down. That is pretty dope.
That's awesome. Yeah that's a nice jail free's a nice get out of jail free card for anything.
I don't know, I'm just not feeling great.
When I was a kid they'd give me some weird old country remedy and then tell me it worked
and you're healed and now go outside because we don't want you in here anymore.
Get out of here.
Yeah, get out of here.
There you go.
Ginger ale and olive oil, have at it.
Now go do backflip.
Yup, go get outside.
Eat these garlic cloves.
Oh man, fuck me.
So now while still in high school, Bill begins to start his own business actually, which
is pretty ambitious for a high school kid.
It's cutting firewood for local residents.
So it's a good business for someone in school because we get firewood and the kid who brings
it's like a college kid.
Yeah, also, able-bodied somebody.
That's the thing.
I don't want to do that shit.
When he comes and loads it all in our woodshed and shit,
I'm like, there's not enough money you could pay me to do.
And it's like not a lot of money.
It's a few hundred dollars.
I'm like, oh my god, that looks like it took you,
it would take me a month to cut all that.
And then you had to carry it to your truck,
put it all in, then take it all out
and stack it nicely in my woodshed.
So I wanted to take him aside and go,
listen young man, you need to charge way more than this
because I'm shocked at the low amount of money I'm paying.
I pay him like double, like as a tip,
because I'm like, there's no way.
The amount of work that it takes to do it.
We pay him a fortune, yeah, because why, it's crazy how much work he puts you can't do that for that little money, dude
I mean I can certainly split wood it just takes so long
I can split it and then the next day I can fucking sit there cuz every part of me is sore
Also, I'll split it and then in a few days. I'll go load it exactly. That's what it is
I split wood like last year. my neck was so fucked up,
because I have a bad neck anyway,
it was all fucked up for a while.
I was like, Jesus Christ, all I did was split some wood.
This is ridiculous.
They've got little machines that you can buy for home
that'll split them for you.
That's fucking great.
There's also one you put on the wall and like pull it down
and it splits them like that.
Yeah, there's different ones,
but we'll just pay this college kid.
So.
Before you get a stump and a mace.
Yeah, just ah!
Start going crazy.
Yeah, that.
There are a lot of dynamite.
So he does tree removal as well.
Oh wow.
Yeah, so his father, Bill's father,
bought a truck and other equipment that he needed for jobs.
So his father was buying him shit shit here tree removal was in high demand
So he picked up some jobs and he discovered though that this is really hard job
Anything with trees is difficult. They're heavy trees. Yeah real heavy. That's the problem a lot of physical work
They're really deep too. Oh
Sawing them cutting them carrying them them, pulling them from the ground.
Fuck that.
The nice part about what he's doing is that he's creating him
more product to split and turn into firewood.
That's how that helps.
But cutting a tree down is not easy.
It's not easy.
You got to do it to make it fall the right way.
Yeah, not break the person's house who paid you.
So Bill just got friends from high school to do the work and then he made less profit
but he didn't have to work.
So subcontracted.
Pay him out and don't do a goddamn thing.
He was really good at getting other people to do work for him.
That was basically his talent at 17.
And his father would keep buying more equipment and Bill would just tell his crew where to
go and then collect the profits.
That's quite the business model.
Joe Hales, the Betty Lou's dad, hires him to cut some trees and do some yard work and
some wood stuff.
He's been hired to clear timber from their yard and he right away spots Joe's daughter,
Betty Lou.
Oh, likes Betty Lou.
Bill's three years older than Betty, but you know, that's not, back then that's not a big
deal in the 50s.
It's not so bad.
No, like we said, she could be 14 and your cousin and it was like, I don't know, he's
got his own business back then that nobody cared.
It was weird.
What are the ages here?
Are they 17 and 14 or are they 18 and 15?
17 and 14 going on 18 and 15, which back then they were like, eh, they're both in high school, it's fine.
Which, I mean, if you're gonna put kids in the same school,
you have to expect them to hook up.
A couple of them are gonna like each other
that you don't like the age gap.
How do you get animals in captivity to reproduce?
Fucking put them in the same cage,
and you're putting them all in the same cage
and going, now you don't go out with these ones here,
and then you stay away from those. Oh, okay. So they do that and Bill strikes up conversations
with her and takes her out a little bit here and there but very, you know, to the soda
shop and to the places like that. Nothing crazy. They're not like hanging out all the
time. A year later, the Hales sell their house in Crestline and buy an apartment complex
to remodel down in Long Beach. Wow. Yeah. So they're stepping it up a little bit. Betty
was happy because her sister had moved there, her married sister. And so she got to go see
her sister more. And Bill didn't care either because he would just drive from Crestline
to see Betty wherever she was. Down to the beach? I'm in. Gee, I don't know. I'll stay here.
If Betty was at home, he'd drive there.
If Betty was at her sister's babysitting,
he'd just go over there.
Wherever she was, he'd just pop up.
There's Bill again.
So he knew he wanted to marry Betty from the beginning,
and Betty wasn't quite sure of him,
but over time, Bill grows on her.
She warmed up, yeah.
He grows on her.
He hangs out and hangs around and hangs around.
And he, I guess after he's like a junior in high school, he asks her to marry him.
And she said, well not now, obviously.
And he said, no, no, no, later.
A little bit.
But later, you know what I mean?
But the thing that they said was the parents, Joe never graduated from high school, Joe
Hales, dad.
So he said that was a mistake of mine to drop out of high school to work.
And he said so because he went into the army in his late 20s.
He was later on.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, he was.
He didn't go when he was 18 or something.
He went in the war in his 20s.
You went when he could process what murder was.
Yes, he was like, I want to kill Nazis.
I don't just think I want to kill Nazis. I know it. I know it for a fact. So he was he
wanted at least his daughters to finish school and Joanne didn't. Joanne went off
and got married so he wants Betty Lou to finish fucking high school. It's a big
deal. But two weeks before her graduation which is the day after her 18th birthday, so June 13th, 1960.
They go off, Bill and Betty take a trip with Bill's parents down to Las Vegas.
She's 18, so now she can go in the casinos and stuff, and they elope.
They elope, Bill's parents are there, and apparently they knew that this was going to
happen, but nobody told
Joe and Dorothy. No, nobody told Joe and Dorothy
So yeah, they were a little
Taken a back little miffed basically. Yeah, but this was one of those things. What do you want?
Do you want to not go to work today or school today bill? Okay, you can stay home
Do you do you need tree equipment? No problem. I'll go get it for you.
You want to ride to Vegas so you can marry your fucking barely 18 legal girlfriend? No problem. Get in the car.
You don't feel good? Get in. We'll drive you.
So in the early years of their marriage, Bill seemed to get along fine with Betty's family.
They'd had no big issue with him. Other than the fact that he was not
making a terrific living and they wished he would find a career other than the tree business which isn't it's fine if
you have like a big giant business and a lot of employees and all that kind of
thing but if you're kind of slapping it together and piecing it together like he
is it's not really the best way to go now his sister her sister Joanne's
husband Dick had begun a commercial landscaping business, which he
was trying to build up.
So they were doing okay, but not terrific.
Now Betty, on the other hand, never had any money.
Bill gave her any money that she had.
He gave it to her and gave her a certain amount.
She didn't know what he made.
She didn't know what the bills were.
Nothing.
Betty has no idea what's going on here at all and he would give her just
enough to cover bare necessities of food for the house and things like that. So
yeah it was it was interesting. They end up having a daughter here, the Grays, you
know Bill and Betty here. They have a daughter,
Sarah Lynn is her name, I assume after his mother is her name.
Yeah.
She's born April 21st, 1963, and then less than two years later in 64, they have a son
named Jeff.
Two kids real quick.
So now Betty's a mother and her sister also has two kids.
So now they're always hanging out and spending time together and you know, they have little
kids and all of that.
By the way, the sister has no girls.
She only has boys.
So little Sarah Lynn gets spoiled with fucking dolls and dresses and the sister can't wait
to do that.
Thank God for all the spoiling because whenever they have a get together, she's fucking bored.
Yeah, very, very. Poor thing, yeah.
So Betty is very naive.
Yeah.
Very naive.
She knows shit about money.
She has no idea what's coming into the house,
nothing at all.
He controlled the checking account, paid the bills.
She just thought, knew they were poor.
That's it, it's all Betty knew.
Oh, we're not doing great.
Not doing great.
Like Joanne would, like her parents would slip her money now and then.
Her sister Joanne would, you know, take her out and go, oh, I'll get you that dress or
I'll get you whatever and you know, it's on me.
It's my treat.
That sort of thing.
They knew she needed help.
Joanne says, quote, Betty kept her kids clean and neat.
She was an excellent housekeeper, but they always looked kind of shop-born.
They looked poor.
Even though they're clean and eat they look like clean poor people
There's some threadbare on the on the elbows and knees faded hand-me-downs that sort of thing
So the only newer nicer clothes they had were what either me or my mother bought them. That was it
So and Betty never spent anything on herself if she had any money it went toward the kids in the household and
She never complained about this though
She doesn't know any better. She just thinks this is fine
She said that I never heard her complain about bill. She's always supported him no matter what he was doing
So that's that's kind of how it goes bill is very controlling though in more terms than just the money
He is every thing she does he's involved in it and he has a
say in it and she doesn't really get to do what she wants. She had to ask Bill about
every little thing she wanted to do. Like if she was going to be late coming home from
her sister, she was like, Oh my God, I'm going to be late. Like she'd freak out, grab the
kids rushing to the car, peel out of the driveway like I don't know like she was
Yeah, it's like someone was robbing a bank and she was going to stop it
Yeah, she was scared her sister said quote. I thought give me a break
Everyone should be allowed some leeway in their lives, but you couldn't talk her out of it
She wouldn't even make a phone call to tell him she would be late or ask for a little extra time
When it was time to go she packed up the kids and went, bus is leaving, let's go,
in the car.
This is racing the clock all day.
That's crazy.
I guess he has had some tirades against her, so that's why she's afraid of that.
And her sister said basically it's easier to just deal with it and comply than to have
to deal with the rage that comes from it. So everything that she bought has to be
prior approval from Bill,
but Bill could buy whatever he wants.
He can do anything he wants here.
Of course he can.
Yeah, and she'd have to like do a whole presentation
of why one kid needs new underwear,
and then he would achingly dole out two dollars for new underwear you
know what I mean like it was ridiculous ridiculous if there was any change left over he took
that into account the next time he gave her money for groceries he goes oh well you should
have a dollar fifty left from that too so you can you can add that to this so I'll give
you a little less than I was gonna give you.
Here's ten take that dollar make it eleven fifty pick up some food.
Oh my god he's a moody fuck too.
No one knew if he was going to be pleasant or pissy or anything.
You couldn't tell.
It's just everybody said that just out of these dark moods,
he would just like give people these dirty looks, even the kids for anything.
And Joanne, the sister, said,
his eyebrows would turn down and those black eyes would
stare right through you.
I didn't want to be around him any more than I had to.
It was obvious that he didn't care much for me either.
And he doesn't.
Kind of make you want to cough on the guy, right?
Yeah, take that, you sickly shit.
You weak immune system motherfucker.
You no immune system having fucking bitch ass, take that.
And that's, and she's like, he doesn't like them too because he calls
the sister that rich bitch all the time. Her rich bitch sister. Because her
sister's a she has good money after a while. She does well and he'll takes it as oh
helping my wife and kids is throwing it in my face type of thing. He won't
give her a shit so what do you want? Then there's a time when this is wild.
Joanne and her husband, they bought a wooded unimproved lot and they were going to build
their first home on it.
Hell yeah.
To do that, they needed to have some trees removed.
By then, Bill had sold off most of his tree cutting stuff, but he'd been working some
odd jobs and all that kind of thing.
So the brother-in-law, Dick, he gets bids from different tree removal companies. Bill
hears about this and he goes, what the fuck, I want the job. Don't take bids from people.
And Joanne didn't want to do it but Bill was like, they need money. They're struggling.
We're always giving the, instead of just giving Betty money for shit, why don't we?
Let's let him earn it.
Let him fucking work for it at least.
At least he can do something.
And so she said, okay, why not?
Their family, what the hell?
And Dick said he didn't expect Bill to beat the lowest bid.
There's big companies in there that can do that,
but he was prepared to pay in a medium to higher range for it.
Somewhere in the middle range to pay Bill.
He was happy to do that.
He said that's not a big problem for him and it would help their family. So bill gets the job
he does the work and then sends the bill in the mail and
The bill is three times more than the highest bid that he had ever received that he received for this job
Three times more expensive than the most expensive bit
80 grand 80. I was like 80 grand to remove five trees.
And by the way, remember when I was complaining
over Christmas about the tree removal
and how much it cost me and this guy turns me upside down
and shakes my pockets out and all that?
Literally within two weeks of saying that,
that guy dropped dead.
Did he really?
He fucking died, straight died.
We called the company back to do something
with another tree or put some trees in
and Sarah was like, hey, where's so and so?
And they're like, oh, he died.
We're like, huh?
Oh yeah, he's been dead.
We're like, what the fuck?
He's been dead.
Like, oh, OK.
My bad, I feel bad now.
And White found out his ex-wife's divorce attorney died
and he called the ops.
And they were like, I'm sorry, he's died.
He hung up and called back.
They're like, I'm sorry, he died.
They're like, we just told you he died. He goes, yeah, I just sorry, he's died. He hung up and called back. They're like, I'm sorry, he died. They're like, we just told you he died.
He goes, yeah, I just like hearing you say it.
That's fucking funny.
This just sounds great to me.
Just can you say it one more time?
Oh, man.
So this triple price bill, Dick says, what the fuck, bro?
You fucking charging me?
This is crazy.
You're charging me three times as much and Bill said oh well you know
Betty and the kids and I need the money and blah blah blah three times
So dick ends up paying it just cuz he's like wow whatever and maybe this will shut him up for a while
So bill continues to drift from heart job to job. He tries a heavy equipment operating for a while
Spent some time working in the Quality Control Division
at US Rubber. That sounds fun. Can't make sure the tires are done right? I guess so.
You check them out, kick them a couple of times. Dan, Betty's brother, works there and
got him a job at that point working in the heating and air conditioning field. That's
I guess that's so he goes into that.
And Bill started night classes
to learn the sheet metal trade.
Oh, that's not easy stuff.
That's a hard job, that's hard work.
That's all day, hard work.
When he eventually got that job,
they were talking about the construction.
He was the talk of all the construction workers around town.
Everyone's talking about him.
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He would show up on the job, but only work sporadically.
He was the guy, he was the guy that doesn't work.
Every job site has one guy who doesn't work,
and it's a big joke that he never works,
and he's never here, he's never around.
And he's jerking off, he's probably in the bathroom,
he's in the porta potty, he's fucking smoking.
There's that guy.
I was gonna say, that guy is one of us.
If we were both on the same job, they'd fire us both.
It's like, we can't have two of you.
You're just sitting over there giggling, making fun of everybody.
You can't do that.
You have to actually work.
Does this guy ever pick up a hammer?
What's happening?
These two are useless
So he would call in sick all the time
Yeah, and even when he got there the co-worker said they wouldn't see him all day And then they'd see him like a punch-out time where the fuck have you been all day?
He's in line for the time clock you were here today. You were here
They would at one point they discover him like sleeping under a staircase like away from the job
discover him like sleeping under a staircase like away from the job or in an area just standing in an area where no one was working hanging out sitting on a bucket or just smoking
cigarettes and that's the best and no one complained no no one complained to the boss
they just were like these fuck this guy's crazy and just he's doing just ignore him
basically he'll get fired eventually and he's very he's got a real threatening attitude to he's a real like really real like yeah
What do you fucking say to me type of guy like very angry guy?
And so they're like it's not worth it who cares. Yeah, you know so he also
Told people to mind their own fucking business all the time
In conversation to he was always real braggart of how tough he was
Somebody would say they had a big problem with somebody else.
He would say like, that would never happen to me.
Nobody would dare try that on me. He said, boy,
I'd go over there with my gun and blow them away. Oh,
then he'd say, you want me to go over there and take care of it for you?
And they'd be like, no, no, no, no. Calm down psycho. Yeah.
Or like he'd talk about like getting in a beef with someone at wherever the fuck, at the grocery store,
and he'd say, I fixed them, but good.
One of those, fixed them good.
He'd say, or I sure put the fear in them,
and I told them where to get off,
and all that kind of shit.
And the guy didn't want any part of me, and he ran away.
He's always one of those guys.
He always, no benefit of the doubt, no fucking quarter,
he's just coming at you all the time.
And so, yeah, it's, Bill at one point here,
Betty again, very naive,
never questioned anything Bill did or said.
That's how it works.
And her dad, growing up, was working
and would be out of town for two weeks at a time,
working on houses and stuff like that.
So for her, for a guy to go away for work was normal.
So when bill would just like take off and be gone for a whole weekend,
she thought he was working. Meanwhile, he'd be staying at some motel somewhere.
To do what? Well, we'll find out. But one time she said,
she knew where bill was going and he was staying somewhere through the weekend.
So she said, let's go surprise dad to the kids.
Oh no, this is going to be great.
So they found the bathroom window open in the motel room.
So they opened it up and she shoved little Sarah Lynn through the window to go unlock
the front door.
Yeah.
And there was no one was there. They opened the front door. Bill's not there was, no one was there.
They opened the front door, Bill's not there.
Bill gets back, he's alone actually,
which is surprising as hell.
We all expected him to be in bed
with the skankiest of prostitutes at this point.
The worst, the worst.
Sores, covered in sores.
Just somebody that was terrifying to poor Betty.
But instead of going, oh my God, hey guys,
he was furious how fucking
dare you what cursing Betty's crying sobbing he's yelling at her berating
her he was like she was like front of the kids oh yeah oh yeah the kids that
doesn't matter so they ended up she took off with the kids and at that point she
started being suspicious that he was seeing someone at these motel rooms. Why else would she be so mad?
Yeah.
He's acting differently, he seems sneaky,
more controlling than he ever was,
and all that kind of thing.
What is he hiding?
It's very weird.
So Betty ends up finding out one of his coworkers,
I guess, somehow thinking he was doing a favor for Bill,
Bill was out of town on a job when the paychecks came in.
So the coworker took Bill's paycheck and gave it to Betty,
figured she could go deposit it,
they could get the money in the bank earlier.
And this is the first paycheck she'd ever seen.
They'd been married for over 10 years,
she never knew how much money she made.
How much is it?
And she told, I don't know the amount,
but she told Joanne that she was like what the fuck he's making good money
This is where I'm living like we are poor and he's making good money
He you know fucking oh squeezes ten dollars out for me and yeah, this is ridiculous
So she's pissed at that point bill rather than being chased by the whole thing is
Furious at the co-worker and threatens to kill him.
You ruined my life.
You gave my wife my paycheck.
I'll murder you.
How dare you?
The guys like-
You let her know what we make.
Jesus Christ.
And back then though, that's a big deal.
Guys didn't tell their wives that.
Like, even I read the Ball Four, the Jim Bouton book, the old baseball book memoir from 1969,
and he said that one of the guys' wives found out that they get paid for spring training.
Found some money in his pocket because they all told their wives, we don't get paid for
spring training.
It's all free.
And they'd take that money and keep it for themselves and buy like a boat or something.
And they said they found out.
So the guy had to tell her, yeah, that was in the new contract.
It's just this year that started.
And you know how it's been for the last 10 years? He's been playing he's been doing it
It's what guys to do and I had a friend in their 60s that they were married and she said the the secret to their relationship
Was that they keep separate bank accounts. She doesn't even know how much he makes
Well, do they both work and both have yeah, yeah, they both have their own thing that would be different
But this is like she was a housewife.
Right.
If you're a housewife and you only get the money
this guy hands you. Yeah, this is our money.
Like, hey, what the fuck, bro?
I at least wanna know how much we make, you know?
So, Bill does not get fired, by the way.
Really? Yeah, even for this.
He screamed, he even shouted at his boss
because his boss tried to intervene and just go,
hey, what's going on?
And he said, you gave him my fucking check,
it's partly your fault.
Partly your fault.
He said, I'm the man in my family,
my wife has no business knowing how much money I make.
He was heard shouting at his boss.
His boss though doesn't fire him
because his boss is in the middle of selling the company
and he doesn't want any disturbance or disruption.
So he's like, I don't give a shit get it just till the papers are
signed I don't care what the next boss worried about this yeah he said he's the
new guy's problem I don't fucking give a shit here Bill figured he was gonna
lose his job anyway and so he was just going off so Bill ended up going off and
he figured that he'd get fired for this, so he takes off that day,
and then the next day, when the owner opens up the shop, he finds some tools and equipment have been stolen.
So this guy goes, hmm, let me just see where this is,
takes a ride over to Bill and Betty's house, and finds all of the missing items in the garage.
It's all sitting there.
That's ridiculous. So,
It's all sitting there. That's ridiculous. So the guy though He didn't want to make a stink because the sale was three days away from closing for the company
Yeah, so he just got his shit back and brushed it under the rug and said good bill won't come back now
And I don't need him and he never calls the cops or anything like that
Hmm. Yeah, so
Bill
Later on we'll tell everybody that he made a deal with this guy to buy the equipment,
but the guy reneged.
That's what happened.
It wasn't his fault.
He didn't steal it.
It was just a, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he was telling Betty this and Betty felt terrible for him that, oh man, this guy did
us so wrong.
You poor guy.
Yeah.
So Dan, the brother-in-law, Betty's brother, found out about the brother-in-law's burglary after that.
And Dan had left his job and was basically not in the,
he didn't work in construction anymore,
so he hadn't heard much about Bill.
He was planning to start his own heating and air conditioning
business in California, because there's
a lot of construction going on in California at the time.
So Bill said, please, please, please let me be your partner.
I have cash to invest in it.
Now Dan needed money to start the business up, so he grudgingly, grudgingly let Bill
invest.
Invest and be a partner.
So now he's partners with this guy.
So basically a room in Dan's house was used as the office and Bill said he was going to
do the office work.
But Dan said it was impossible to get him to actually do the work and stay there.
He just wanted his paycheck.
Dan's wife was going crazy.
She had to be in the house with Bill there all day and she couldn't stand him.
He would like send her to go get coffee and expect her to cook him lunch and shit.
He'd be like, what are you making me for lunch?
And she's like, pardon?
I'm not making you shit for lunch.
And then she would have to make him food.
I don't work here.
Yeah, make your own, this is my house.
So then Dan argued, Bill said that he needed a secretary.
Meanwhile, he's barely there.
Dan said, we can't afford it, we don't need it.
But Bill hired a secretary.
The problem is, it's the woman, he hires a woman,
and it's the same woman that all the construction gossip
said he's been fucking for months.
So he hires his girlfriend, essentially.
Dan then said, look, Bill, you can buy me out,
or I'm gonna buy you out, but we're
not going to be in the same business anymore here.
Yeah.
Bill said, I'm glad to sell you the company, sell you my half and name some crazy price.
And Dan says, I'm not going to do that.
Sorry, not doing it.
He said, you know, you don't have a contractor's license, Bill, what the fuck are you going
to do with this business?
Like I do.
So I can just start another one.
I don't need you.
And that's kind of how it broke off and Dan ended up buying Bill out for a much lower price.
Dan just said, I just wanted him out of my life, I couldn't handle it anymore.
Just I needed to get rid of him here.
And so the family now ends up moving to Fontana.
Oh.
Yes.
They had a house they were living in, Betty was, and they
ended up losing the house. It was right near her parents where they had the
house in Crestline and they ended up losing the house but Bill convinced her
that it was his idea to sell the house because he has a better idea. Oh what's
this idea? We're gonna buy a worm farm.
What is it with worm farms? Dude, how often, this is the second time in two weeks
a fucking worm farm has come up
and you didn't even know there was worm farms in existence
when the first worm farm came up.
And now it's all we're talking about.
It should be called worm farm murder now.
It's all worm farms.
I mean, that was, it's a ridiculous business venture.
That's why it was Dumb and Dumber's business venture.
Oh, that was the fireworks Patreon with the worm farm that was being used as an
illegal fireworks factory. That was hilarious. So.
And in Dumb and Dumber, that was what they were going to do was start a worm.
A worm farm. But apparently it's not a terrible business. It's just a,
not a hard business, I guess. Of course. It's not worm farm. But apparently it's not a terrible business, it's just a hard business, I guess.
It's not lucrative.
Yeah.
Well, if you have enough of them it is though.
Yeah, if you're running a bait shop near a lake, sure.
Well I guess around there there's a lot of lakes and bait shops, so if you're in a place
where there is a lot, I guess it's a good thing.
There are worm farms, so it has to be viable.
Otherwise, why are people, they just like digging up worms? What are you people? What the fuck are you doing out there people?
Why would they be doing I hope that's not one out. There's gotta be a
case study per
per market that the certain amount will work and then one too many and the whole thing for
oh, I thought you're gonna say we need to study who's worm farming and the percentage of them that
are actually doing this to make a profitable business and the other
part that is just doing it because they like worms for some reason and they're
real into them. I swear to God. Or they're a front for illegal fireworks. Or that's the other thing here.
Bill's a big-time fisherman and he said he knows his worms.
So they end up moving to Fontana, California to raise worms.
Wow.
That's what they're doing.
It's a shitty place, a shitty house in a terrible fucking neighborhood, a terrible area.
In Fontana, James, it sucks.
Poor, run down, crime ridden shithole.
That's their, biker gangs like to hang out in Fontana.
That was big back in the day.
The house was small, it was a shithole, it was falling apart.
There was a big shed out back that housed the dirt worm beds.
That was in shit condition too.
But yeah, it was, Betty's tried to make the most of it.
She told her friends that you don't need a fancy place to raise worms
Yeah, so it was very interesting. They somehow managed to get Sarah Lynn and Jeff into a private school
So I don't know how were money or they borrowed it from the parents one of the two
Bill loved it because he could hunt and fish more often now because he's just raising worms and actually working
Betty though didn't like it because it was kind of shitty and dangerous and it's nothing like her old place with her parents living next door. Now they said there's a lot of tackle and
bait stores in the mountain roads up there because there's a ton of lakes and they're always looking
for bait so this is actually decent. Bill set up a bunch of clients and had a daily delivery route that he would do.
Sustainable.
Yeah.
So, you know, he would just do that and the whole family would package and count and put
them in their little styrofoam containers.
And those things breed like crazy, dude.
Oh, they fuck like nuts, yeah.
I had no idea how many they make.
They make so many.
Yeah.
They say cut a worm in half, you got two worms now. There you go, yeah.
The other thing, like it's-
They close up.
They're wild, man.
He would do this and go along.
It was pretty soon though, he would start telling Betty,
you need to learn the route too, for these deliveries.
I can't do this every day.
I waited for worms to fuck, I mean, I'm tired.
He was just lazy, so he's always lazy
and he would tell her, yeah I don't feel good,
like he did with his mom.
So that's how it worked with her too.
Betty would make shit loads of worm deliveries.
But she's out on these like middle of nowhere
mountain roads and she does it every day.
So anybody paying attention would know
that by the end of the day
She's gonna have a bunch of cash on her. Oh
Yeah, so she starts to get worried that she's gonna get robbed on one of these mountain roads because she's like one of these crazy
Fucking hill folk are gonna rob me when I'm on this road
So Bill gave her a gun and taught her how to use it. That's the solution so armed and day out not I'll do it
It's hey Betty learn how to shoot this gun at the guy instead take this six shooter, babe
Yep, and he's got a ton of guns. He's got a always been collecting guns, and he's a really good shot, too
Really good shot. He was he always taught his kids how to use guns
He's big on like firearm safety and all that kind of shit. They were like teaching the kids all that stuff
1971 he's got a lot of health problems here. Yeah, he's making the deliveries
one day but hadn't come home for dinner. And Betty's waiting for him and you know
she's... this happens all the time by the way, even though he's having health
problems, she'd make dinner, he wouldn't come home. She'd sit there, he wouldn't
come home till after midnight. She'd be like is he out drinking? Who knows? At one point one of
these nights though he doesn't come home till the middle of the night and he
says that he lost control of his truck dodging a coyote on a narrow road. Yeah.
And so that's what happened. So he's in the hospital for 16 days recovering from
bruising and severe pain in his head neck and back and
There was problem is though. There's internal bleeding
That causes his spleen and one kidney to be removed. He wants septic
Yeah, and then the remaining kidney was slightly damaged. Oh, well. She's got one slightly damaged kidney,
and they said that a couple months later,
they said that further deterioration,
and they couldn't assure Bill that his kidney
wouldn't fail completely sometime in the future,
and he's gonna die.
So, because if it's working well,
one kidney you can get along with, just fine.
But if it's fucked up, you can't, it's not gonna work.
So the insurance that they had paid all of Bill's medical expenses and replaced the truck
That's good. So he learned a little lesson about insurance that time. Holy shit insurance rocks
So he said no more worm farming
To labor-intensive it is hard. To watch Worms Fuck, you know.
I want to move somewhere else.
It's very restless.
I'm tired of all this worm porn on the background.
Oh man, I have to keep putting it on.
It's like in a fucking bar, like in a shit bar.
There's just a bunch of screens with worm porn playing.
So he wants to move to Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
Okay.
That's where he wants to move.
Back then, not an expensive place.
At least he's got big dreams.
It's not expensive back then.
It was just a cowboy shithole in the middle of nowhere.
Now it's one of the most expensive places
on the face of the earth.
Right, it's hard to get to.
It's fuckin' out there, man.
Yeah, and that's kinda, it's remote is the thing,
because it's for rich people and skiing
and all that kind of shit.'s remote is the thing, because it's for rich people and skiing and all that kind of shit.
It's in the Teton mountains.
So they visited Jackson Hole and Betty wasn't quite sure about it,
because she's still within driving distance of her family in Fontana
and she wants to be there.
But they think maybe they need to, he's like, listen, we need to break the cycle.
We need to do this.
So let's try it.
They said, what the fuck? Why not?
They said, no matter how? Why not? They said,
no matter how long they raise worms, they're never going to have shit to show for it. They're
always going to barely get by.
Jackson Holhouse, that's for sure.
No, you're not going to be a millionaire with worms. So she said, fine, she'll do it. Jeff
didn't mind. The kid, he's 11. Their kid, he thought it would be cool. Sarah Lynn's
a teenager. She's not real happy about it, but they're going to go.
She's pretty pissed.
They're going to do it. And Bill promises, give it two years. If you don't like it, we'll
go back.
Okay.
Two years.
Fair enough.
By the way, Bill has figured out how to get a loan even though he has terrible credit.
And he said, listen, as long as I can get some earnest money, some down payment, I'll
get the loan. And she's like, how are you gonna get a loan? And he figured it out. He
just used his father's collateral and credit rating because they have the same
name so he just said he's his father and use his social security number nobody
nobody asked a question yeah yeah the same name probably get this on the ID
just shows me ID puts on his dad's social security number it shows up same
name different middle name got the money They have a different middle name,
but they don't, that's not on your ID all the time.
And I get, I have gotten confused by, you know,
agencies with my father, and we have a different middle name,
same shit.
So they think they're dealing with William R. Gray,
and he's William L. Gray.
And that was that.
So he could do it, and he's done it before,
and he'll do it again.
So, and Betty was like why would anybody
give us money? Give us money. Yeah exactly. But less than three months after this he said they're
moving there and he wants and he got this loan out of nowhere the worm shed burned to the ground.
Oh everything. They lost it all. Bill woke Betty up in the middle of the night to tell her that he
smelled smoke,
and they went out there together
and discovered the shed was completely engulfed in flames.
Oh no.
And Betty had been sleeping soundly
and didn't know what Bill was doing before that.
She assumed he was sleeping too,
but she didn't think he burned the shed down
or anything like that.
Joanne though was like,
your husband totally burnt your shit down
to get insurance money to fucking put a down payment on this house. Whereanne though was like, your husband totally burnt your shit down to get
insurance money to fucking put a down payment on this house. Where else is he getting it from?
And the sister said, from everything I heard, that farm wasn't worth much of anything except the
insurance. They couldn't make a decent living with it because I know they were getting money
from my parents and Bill's parents all the time. Then it burns down and it's well insured. I said,
Betty, don't you think this is a bit too coincidental?
You can't sell it. It's worth practically nothing probably way less than what you owe on it and one night boom it burns down
Now you've got the money to go to Wyoming. Don't you think that's a bit much like
Good news. Not a single worm was armed. All of them got out
They're done so the Fontana Police Department though said
they suspected arson and the only possible perpetrator is Bill. So who else would burn
down a fucking worm shed? Who cares? Rival worm growers? I mean, I don't think that's
a thing. Sending a worm message? Yeah. So the, but they never were able to prove there
are suspicions so the insurance company paid off.
The fire remains on the Fintana police records
as an unsolved arson.
So it's an arson on the file,
but they were never able to prove it.
So the payoff, since not only did it destroy the worm shed,
so they get the money for the structure,
but it's also their business.
Right.
So they get more money.
So now Bill has all the money he needs to go to Jackson Hole.
And when he goes there, he goes,
what is the one business scummy enough for a guy like me?
A former worm farming, lazy asshole who's mean to his wife
and scamming money from him.
That immune system.
Who the hell with a terrible immune system?
What kind of a place could I do?
I know what I'll be. I'll own a pawn shop. Is that right? Never been a more perfect
perfect mix of fucking medium and
Content ever incredible. It's perfect. So they move there in 1978 and
And there they find on Main Street Jean's Pawn Shop and they renamed it Grey's Pawn Shop
and they bought it. And it was later be Grey's Pawn Shop, Antiques and Bail Bonds as well.
And they're doing bail bonds. Wow.
And they're doing bail bonds. So yeah, Sarah Lynn and Jeff helped out with the pawn shop
and Betty helped out too when the shop is busiest or when Bill is feeling lazy or I'm sorry sick is what he says.
This business will make you long for the days that you're flush with cash driving down a
rural road all alone.
No shit.
This is dangerous.
Delivering worms.
And firearms very popular at pawn shops.
Bill applied to the ATF for his federal firearms license so he could buy and sell guns
and he got the license. It allowed him to take in used firearms as pawn items but also to sell new
firearms as well. Bill loved this shit man. He loved it. Oh man because he could get guns for cheap
and he less liked having guns and playing with, but also he could add really cool ones to his personal collection now as well.
Playing with guns.
It's awesome.
He loves playing with guns.
He loves it.
That's what he's doing.
He's looking at them and fucking dicking with them.
You can't shh.
Playing with them, yeah.
He's got 100 guns.
You're not shooting 100 guns all the time.
No.
Playing with them, you know what I mean?
Playing with 99, you got one.
You got one, yeah.
So it outgrew the building.
In 1982, they take out a second loan
so they could move and expand the business.
He convinced the bankers that he could make
a large balloon payment in three years on this.
Oh, Jesus.
Business was good now.
Better location, larger shop,
and he thought he could really make it work.
So he moves his business to 560 West Broadway
on the main street of town,
which is probably very high rent now.
Probably.
You know, and he added a fishing tackle department as well.
And a large line of camping equipment,
a music department, and even more jewelry.
He's a one man Cabela's.
He's everything, and jewelry.
Yeah.
That's one thing they don't sell at Cabela's,
are like gold chains. You don't think they got, what do you want to bet? They got a rainbow
trout necklace. Oh neck. I'm talking like bling shit though. Like real stuff. No, I can't
get like a death row pendant at Cabela's. You know what I mean? But at a pawn shop,
I just might be able to get one. That's what I'm saying. Gaudy shit. He also expands his
gun department, which he felt was the most important part of the
store, which it's tools and guns are your main heartbeat of fucking pawn shops.
Those survive every fucking recession.
People always need those, whereas jewelry, you know, ebb and flow here.
Now they can actually afford a house.
For the first time, he could legitimately purchase a house without even
using his father's bullshit. So incredible. They buy a brand new two story home at 435
Stacy Lane, south of downtown. And now they're like doing great. Betty's fucking proud of
the home and sure, you know, it's just they're they couldn't be better here. They have friends, none of them like Bill.
She has friends.
She has friends.
Well, they have friends and then once they realize
that Bill's an asshole, then Betty has friends.
She's so nice, they don't lump her in with him.
So she makes a friend named Janice Roby
and she has a daughter who's close to their
daughter's age and you know all that kind of thing. Betty and Janice were best friends.
They would talk to each other and do all of that shit. In the early 80s the couples would
go out together for dinner and dancing. Yeah. Even on you know cold nights they'd just play
cards. Sure. But the more they were around him Janice's husband didn't want to hang out with Bill anymore and that's the issue
that's like my fucking joke of being stuck in the backyard with the guy you
go you like sports and it's like what else are we gonna talk about it's the
same thing so nice and you hate baseball thanks for great perfect yeah yeah like
there cuz I told the true story of the one guy went through everything and he goes, I like NASCAR, and I went, great, perfect.
That's what he likes.
We went through every sport, movies, TV, fucking books.
I'm like, what is this guy into?
It's just NASCAR.
That's it.
And I was like, I'm stuck with this man for the next three hours.
I can't get away from this.
Yeah. Fuck.
Shit.
So, the two ladies though.
I should drink more of my beer and eat more of my food.
Come on in.
Yeah, no.
No, I'm cooking.
I'm putting more shit on the grill for you.
You just stay right there away from the heat though.
Wouldn't want you to break a sweat.
Don't worry, I'll cook for you.
I got this.
Guy I'll never see again.
We got all of this.
Guy I hopefully will never see again
I'm not absorbing your name you fucking don't care anymore. I don't care anymore
So yeah, that's how it goes the ladies become close friends bill owning the plunge shop gives you access to a lot of weird things
Yeah, bill becomes a gaudy douchebag weirdo. Oh, he's one of those? I love that guy. The guy that has every person.
Yeah. Half the jewelry pawn there he's wearing at all times for safekeeping or some shit.
He's that guy. Yeah.
Everything on his person is for sale as well. The guy that owned that big yellow one on Game Freak, that's who he was.
I know exactly who you're talking about.
It's the guy right there.
The guy's a fucking lunatic.
He's got like three watches on.
He's like 58 wearing Janko jeans.
I'm like, who is this asshole?
Mr. T necklaces, just like a chest full of them.
You're like, are those all the necklaces you bought tonight?
Hat sideways driving a Bentley.
Who the fuck are you?
I buy used guitars man. Okay, great
Fuck are we talking about fucking crazy?
So and bill becomes a bigger asshole by the way, of course now He's even more like pushy and intimidating with people because now he's got like a whole pawn shop. It's like his little kingdom
He he even tells people that he's got like a whole pawn shop. It's like his little kingdom. He even tells people
that he's a bounty hunter. He would tell stories of tracking down bail jumpers and bringing them
back at gunpoint and you know, big conference. He didn't do any of this. He just told people that.
Yeah. He'll be like, you like that gun? Yeah, it's a good price for it. Let me tell you what I did
with it. Last week I was brought a guy back at gunpoint on that thing. Yeah, it works out. He was real scared of it. They said in
this book, they say, by the way, I'll give the name of the book. It's called, uh, the
book is called When Greed Turns Deadly by Dixie Murphy. I don't want to forget, so I'll
just give it now. Um, so the book says, quote, decked out in his gaudy pawn shop obtained gold and turquoise watch. It's huge too.
Gold chains and bracelets he never ceased to brag of his wealth and prosperity.
Even that could be ignored by considering the source, but few people
who spent much time around the grays were comfortable with the foul language
Bill used. The more so his habit of always putting Betty down in front of
them.
His nasty mean vulgar remarks struck at the very core of their sensitivities.
Betty would try to laugh it off and make excuses for his behavior but inwardly they knew she
was hurt.
And it's not just Janice and her husband wondering what the fuck's going on and why you're
letting this guy treat you like dirt.
There's neighbors directly across the street, John and Dee Dee, and they were like, what the fuck?
Dee Dee said, when I first met Betty around 1984,
we gradually became really good friends.
Bill totally had her under his thumb.
I mean, she would have dinner on the table
the minute he walked in the door.
If she was working with him,
she came home just a little bit before Bill,
so she would be sure to have dinner on the table
when he got there.
If she came over for a cup of tea, you could see her driveway from where we had tea and if she saw
him come home she would bolt and run for the door saying he's gonna be mad at me I don't have dinner
on the table. Like Archie Bunker basically. Yeah. He walks in he wants where's dinner.
Betty he said sometimes Betty and Janice and the neighbor would go to the Elks Club to play bingo
That's what they do and if they wanted to stay for a drink afterwards
She would say nope can't do it Bill's gonna be angry if I'm at home when I should be
When I should be her friend said sometimes I would think this woman is nuts
I'd never put up with a man like that no kidding now Bill does have a couple of friends or
I'd never put up with a man like that. No kidding.
Now Bill does have a couple of friends,
or lackeys is a better way to put it.
Yeah.
He's got a guy named Jack Hurley, number one,
and Jack Hurley is, according to the book,
a typical cowboy boot Levi wearing valley rancher
at a small ranch in Bondurant, Wyoming,
which is 35 miles away from Jackson,
and so he's got like a small ranch
and Bill would use him for certain things.
Then he's got a guy named Lee Brown,
who's a guy who's from Alabama.
And he had worked on these different cattle ranches
and got divorced, went to work for the US Forest Service.
He worked at the Snake River Camp
Rounds as a driver for float trips, and Lee and Bill met through the pawn shop and they
became friends, and Lee is very good at fixing anything.
So anything Bill has, he can take it to Lee and Lee will fix it and then he can sell it
for more.
Lee's a driver of a bus that drops off drunk people to go float on inner tubes.
He's a scumbag.
He's a well here's the quote from the book.
The general consensus of those who knew Lee was that he was a little slow mentally.
That's what he is.
He's a little slow.
He could hardly read or write.
But he was a loner and Bill just kind of took him in and so he's kind of his only friend.
He'll do anything for me. Yeah.
Lee gets involved in some of Bill's bullshit.
At one point when he's working for the Parks Department,
or some shit like that, the Forest Service,
a snow machine belonging to the Forest Service
ended up in Bill's garage.
Wonder how that happened.
Ah.
Fucking snowmobile tap?
It's a 400 pound machine, so.
Yeah, those are so expensive. They're very, yeah, the Forest, US Forest Service had it. It's a 400 pound machine, so. Yeah, those are so expensive.
They're very, yeah, the forest, US Forest Service had it.
It's not for him.
Then there's another time when Bill had a Jeep
and he claimed his Jeep was stolen,
collected the insurance money when the Jeep was found
stripped of all usable parts at the bottom of a cliff
on Teton Pass.
Lee had helped strip it, then followed it in another vehicle to the pass where they
pushed it over the side.
Yeah, Lee was the guy who knew how to strip it and he knew what was important out of there.
So Lee basically was stuck with Bill at this point.
Sarah Lynn, the daughter, had suspicions that her father trashed the Jeep, even though he
said he didn't.
He said it was stolen. She said he didn't. He said it was stolen.
She said, he wasn't upset when the Jeep got stolen.
Normally, he would have thrown a fit.
Nobody dared to take anything from my dad.
Then he made a remark that the insurance was worth more than the Jeep was.
At one point, his dad was telling, Jeff overheard, the son overheard his dad talking in the shop one day and basically told him,
telling his friend what he did.
So Bill made up some story about the insurance company
being at fault and actually they owed me some money
and Jeff was like, what are you fucking, no.
They owe you money?
I'm not, what do I look like, mom?
I'm not, no.
You didn't pull me out of the house when I was 14.
I am no better. What do I look like, no. You didn't pull me out of the house when I was 14. I'm no better.
Well, look at you, a float trip driver?
I'm not dumb, I know.
I can cipher, I'm lettered.
And Bill said, well, just don't tell your mother.
How about that?
And he was like, all right.
I can transcribe this conversation, Dad.
And Jeff's like 12, by the way, or 14,
or he might be older now, he's a teenager now. So then Bill gets more injuries, by the way or you know 14 or he might be older now He's a teenager now, so then bill gets more injuries by the way. Oh
He said that quote. I was getting ready for the hill climb on a real lively snowmobile and lost control
Oh my god. I ended up with a steel plate down here under my knee
I have compound fractures and I believe 11 or 13 places
I'm just I'm just chock full of nuts and bolts.
13 bones through the skin, that's impossible.
That's compound fractures, yeah.
That's impossible.
Your leg, they would have found it in a tree or something
if that was the case.
There was no way it would have stayed attached to you.
11 or 13, what did that mean?
That's crazy.
11 or 13 means two.
That's one. 11 or 13 means two.
That's one.
One, probably.
So Betty helped out, she nursed him,
tended to his every need,
she'd open and close the pawn shop,
she'd, you know, all of this shit.
He had a huge extensive recovery period,
and he could have done shit from the pawn shop.
You can do it from a chair, most of it.
But he didn't want to.
He'd just let her do everything and he'd hang out at home.
Knees hurt, sitting home.
Bill's mother, again, she would come and visit Sarah
and she would just act like Betty was there to serve her.
The book said she seldom bothered to get dressed
and she lounged around watching soaps on television
expecting Betty to wait on her hand and foot. She never touched a dish, made her own bed,
nor offered the slightest help with food preparation or chores. They said, the book said Sarah
had a tendency to be a little on the lazy side like her son, but you know now Betty's
working all the time too. They said, Bill though had-
Make her own bed?
Nothing.
And Betty didn't complain about it, but Bill did.
Bill, the book says he instructed his family
to watch his mother, for she had a tendency
to take things from the house.
She's a lazy thief.
She's stealing from her own kid?
Watch out kids, grandma might fucking take
your fucking journey tape.
Watch out, be careful.
Grandma Butterfingers is coming to visit.
Wow. Sticky fingers, never mind Butterfingers.
Sticky fingers, that's what I meant.
Grandma Stickum's coming over, watch out.
Jesus, on one occasion after Sarah packed to leave,
Bill instructed his children to go through her suitcase
and remove the items that he knew his mother had stolen.
Go get all our shit back from Nana.
Yeah, literally go into her suitcase and take all the shit out that she stole, please.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
Then one night or one morning, 543 a.m., a half mile south of the hardware store, the
Virginian Lodge bursts into flames.
By seven a.m., the firemen had it under control.
However, about 150 motel units were completely destroyed.
Oh no.
Then, at six 50 a.m., Gray's pawn shop bursts into flames.
Bill and Betty's pawn shop.
There's a fucking flamethrower in town.
Yeah, they're a half mile apart, so it didn't spread to there.
Bill was in the pawn shop when the fire first broke out, according to Bill.
According to the Jackson Hole Guide, which is the newspaper, it says, Bill Gray narrowly
escapes, read the headline, followed by a picture of the burned out building.
And they said that luckily the Virginian Lodge fire had been contained enough to where the firefighters
could turn their attention to the pawn shop,
although it's completely gutted,
with major damage to the building,
and only a small section of the pawn shop remained standing.
Okay, now, it was originally, by the way,
that was, yes, okay, so then that same morning, they found out
that a hardware store had burnt down as well.
Really?
Yes, it was at 4.04 a.m., Jackson Hole Hardware.
So there's just fires all over the place that morning.
Now the pawn shop was the last of these three to start.
It was 4.04, four something on the pawn shop was the last of these three to start. It was 404, four-something in the pawn shop.
I guess an hour, they heard about the fires.
Jeff and Bill's father and son
were going fishing that morning.
They were getting ready to leave and heard the sirens.
So out of curiosity, because it's a small place anyway,
they went to see what was going on,
and they found out that, while they were out,
Bill said he was gonna stop at
the pawn shop and get some extra tackle for their trip some lures he told Jeff
to wait in the car he'd only be a minute within a few minutes he came running out
of the shop just seconds ahead of the shop exploding like Henry Hill running
from the parking lot in the beginning of Goodfellas like that's what happened
here Cadillacs exploding behind him.
The pawn shop erupted in flames while they stood there and watched.
So that was the last of it also.
They said it was possible.
A lot of these fires were started by book of matches with a match in it that's sideways
so it burns down and then lights the whole thing.
And there's a shitload of gasoline.
This is good timing for Bill.
Fartuitus, the balloon payment on their small business loan
was due soon.
Oh!
And that would have ruined them
because they didn't have the money for that.
Thank God for this fire.
So, now within a couple hours of all these fires,
the Ramada Snow King Resort and the Pioneer Cafe,
somebody tried to light them on fire as well.
Oh.
So they had some evidence here.
They found lit cigarette, a lighted cigarette
burned down to set off a book of matches,
which then ignited containers of gasoline.
That's what they found at this site here.
This gave, you know, obviously an arsonist
like a fuse they made here. Gives them time to get away before at this site here. This gave, you know, obviously an arsonist a fuse they made here.
Gives them time to get away before the fire explodes here.
The cigarette burned out though before it could set the matches on the fire.
So that's the problem.
They found as much as, or they felt as much as 30 to 50 gallons of fuel was used in the five fires.
Holy shit.
That's so much gas. 30 to 50 gallons.
That's like filling your
car up four fucking times basically. That's six or ten five gallon. That's a lot. That's
so much. So much. They said that neither gas stations nor distributors checked in the entire
valley remembered selling that amount of fuel to any one person at all. So and nor had any
residents responded to like,
someone stealing fuel from their ranch or something,
none of that shit.
The fire chief said, whoever did this was very angry.
The person had thought out the method very carefully.
Everyone who investigated these arsons felt
that Bill was responsible for at least his fire,
but the fire chief said, I didn't think health-wise he could have started the others.
Yeah, and he's so lazy, that's a lot of fires.
That's what I mean.
I would be mad at a guy if they were that lazy
but then started five fires.
I'd be like, you lazy fuck, why don't you do this
in your matters? Did all that in an hour?
Come on. Ridiculous.
And so there's no reason to check on his past
or anything like that.
They just go, okay, insurance company pays off
and the pawn shop rebuilt bigger and better
and they had money to spare.
Wow.
So it all worked out great.
Betty doesn't know that, but.
The fun thing about the pawn shops is
you could claim there was anything in there.
Anything, yeah.
Like at a Baby's R Us, you can't say there was a.
We had 14 AK-47s in there.
Yeah, and a very old Monet and some Capra-Jay eggs. Could be anything. Like at a Baby's R Us, you can't say there was a... We had 14 AK-47s in there and they're all just...
And a very old Monet and some Capra-J eggs.
Could be anything.
We had Jimi Hendrix guitar in there from Woodstock.
He signed it.
He had his fingerprints on it.
That's it.
It was the National Anthem guitar.
Priceless.
So, by the way, in the house, Bill is in his chair the whole time, and Betty has to do everything.
He starts to get real just angry.
If Betty forgot to put the salt out, he would yell, where's the goddamn salt?
Like he's an angry Jimmy Buffet fan or something.
He's fucking pissed off.
So Betty would get it.
He'd drink his milk, and then he'd say, well god damn it, can't you see my glass is empty?
Get me some more milk.
He would yell at her.
This is very, very weird.
Very strange.
One morning, Betty, I guess one of her friends,
confronted Betty after Bill left and said,
my god, Betty, how do you put up with this?
And Betty just laughed and said, you know, everybody tells me that.
Even Bill's friends when they come over.
I guess I'm used to it.
I just don't even notice it anymore.
You know, everybody seems to ask me that.
Weird.
That's because it's fucking crazy that you're putting up with this shit.
It's fucking nuts, man.
So Bill has major kidney problems here.
He has to go on dialysis in 1987.
Oh no, it's dying.
It's not good.
Yeah, he's got this bag that basically filters
fluids in and out and he's got a... Yeah, carrying his piss. It's not the piss, it's
something else too. It's, yeah, they say that, well, here, a permanently implanted catheter
hose was inserted into his stomach. Four times a day he would attach a bag of dialysis solution
to the catheter. The solution would drain into his abdominal cavity. When the bag was empty, he would fold it up and tuck it under
his clothing. His body wastes and excess fluids would pass from the blood through the solution
residing in the stomach, cleansing and filtering the blood. So they would...
Jesus Christ.
It's its own kidney, basically.
Yeah.
And so after several hours, the bag would be lowered to blow his stomach so that gravity could then drain the waist-filled
Dialysis solution back into the bag when it was full a new bag of solution was attached and it would start all over again
So so uncomfortable. That's a terrible description of life every time he had to do it
It was about every six hours
He would have to take 30 to 40 minutes to fill the cavity and then he could go do what he wanted to do for about six hours and he'd have to do it again.
So it's four times a day, seven days a week.
Cleanliness is the most important thing, no infections.
He also loves Vegas.
He has that happening and he's going to Vegas.
Oh yeah, he doesn't give a shit.
He loved it, he loves to gamble.
In the book they said, Bill would deck himself out with all the jewelry he could
wear.
Usually two gold neck chains, several gold bracelets, and an exceptionally large turquoise
watch.
When Bill's, this is 87, 88.
When Bill saw the picture of a man's spinner ring, we're talking like annoying rims from
2007.
He had to have it at all costs.
The ring was a gift to Dick from Joanne, the brother-in-law and sister of Betty, but Dick
thought it was too gaudy and wouldn't wear it, so Joanne sent a picture to Bill asking
if he could sell it at the pawn shop.
He said, fuck yeah, you could sell it to me, bitch.
It's an oval-shaped diamond that floated on the mounting the mounting and with movement the diamond would spin and that would flash
Brilliant sparkles in all directions. It's the gaudiest thing ever. He's got a fucking disco ball on his hand
What the fuck are you doing? Wow, that is ridiculous
He thinks he's like a rapper this guy so shit and that's that was his that's all part of his gambling costume
He goes to Vegas wearing all his shit
So remember Larry Leroy Roy Levitt there? Yeah, I do. Yeah, okay Well, this was they meet him through fanning wholesale, which was an account of the pawn shops
Yeah, and as the pawn shop flourished
Lee Roy Levitt was good friends with them because they're doing a lot of business together
Lee Roy Levitt was good friends with them because they're doing a lot of business together
He would call the pawn shop on a regular basis Roy would and over the years he and Bill struck
Have a friendship and they would go to launch they go fishing trips sometime
They took their wives to go wild asparagus picking. I
Don't know that was an activity that seems like work
Went on a float trip down the Snake River. Only fucking, only well off,
only well off fucking white people would be like farming is a, like not farming as a living.
Let's go farm for fun. It's fun. Well, let's do stoop labor for fun. That's hilarious.
Only rich people do that shit. So they went on a trip down the Snake River and all that kind of thing. But their friendship was based on the working relationship mainly
here. Now Roy said, I always thought he was abusive toward Betty. In my presence
he called her a bitch using four-letter words on several occasions. He would
sometimes get irritable and ignorant with his customers too, but sometimes he
was really cheerful and pleasant. Guess it depended on how he felt any given day.
So now we'll enter the other victim that we found in the beginning, Rita Lorraine Roundy.
So she's born in 1940.
She worked for Fanning Wholesale.
That's how they all met.
As she got a job there and she worked for a sporting goods retailer before that.
She is from Utah and
that's kind of her thing here. She has two older sisters. She's the youngest by like
15 years though, which is weird. So she's always the baby and she's from a very poor
family. Really? Yeah, very poor family. She grew up, even though her grandmother lived
a half a block away, she would basically live at her grandmother's most of the time. Her father was a miner who
worked long hours and didn't make a lot of money. So they also raised rabbits and chickens
for food and her mother canned vegetables and fruit given by neighbors who had extra
to share so they would have food.
In the 50s she was living like this?
Yeah, in the 50s.
It sounds like Charlie fucking Bucket Day.
1839 shit, yeah.
So they said more often than not,
to get meat her dad would poach elk or deer.
And you know, when it wasn't in season or whatever.
She said, Dad almost got caught
when he was cleaning a couple of pheasants
and the game warden stopped by.
Thank goodness the warden was an old friend.
I guess dad knew it was against the law, but without that food we would have been darn
hungry because we didn't have any money.
So yeah, everybody, the older sisters get married to get the hell out of here and Rita
just hangs out with her dad and goes hunting and fishing all the time.
She's also real good with a rifle or a gun.
Excellent. And a gun. Excellent.
And a good fisherman too.
So she moved to Provo, Utah, got married in 1960,
got divorced in 1977, she had three kids.
She moved to Tucson for some reason when she got remarried.
Yeah, got remarried, moved to Tucson and did that.
She ends up getting divorced again,
and then gets married again and divorced again in Denver.
Good lord.
So yeah, she's trying to figure it out here.
According to the book, it says, quote, Rita was a large woman,
big boned and on the heavy side, yet very attractive.
You would hardly notice her weight
because she had good taste in clothes
and was always nicely dressed.
Yeah, I've seen pictures of her.
You don't go, oh go look at this fucking fat
broad. She just looks like a bigger head and like bigger bones and that's a
good bone is a good way to describe it. Fascinating way of writing that you
wouldn't notice it. Well then why did you write it? Hardly notice her weight. She
don't get it wrong she's a fucking pig but you would barely notice it. That's
how it comes across right? That's why the lines in there. I could have said it a different way
Jesus Christ you thought the I thought it was written strangely. It's so bizarre right?
Dark brown hair surrounded a narrow face with deep dimples on each cheek
Her smile was radiant and infectious of course it was because she's dead you know chubby people can be fucking gorgeous
Why are you writing it like this? Nope? Nobody has better You know, chubby people can be fucking gorgeous. Why are you writing it like this?
Nobody has better fucking smiles than chubby people.
A chubby fucking happy person looks like they're full of fucking joy and snickers but joy.
Ralphie Mae was adorable.
That's what I mean.
Joy.
So a lot of the employees at Fanning, she's one of the older employees there, a lot of
them called her mom because they were like in their early 20s, she's one of the older employees there, a lot of them called her mom,
because they were in their early 20s
and she's in her 40s.
So Roy introduces Rita to the Grays,
and Betty and Rita become very good friends, obviously.
Whenever Betty was in town to pick up merchandise
for the pawn shop, they would go to lunch
and they'd go shopping and all that kind of shit, basically.
Bill and Betty had stayed overnight at Rita's home,
and Rita had spent weekends with the Grays and Jackson Hole.
Early in their friendship, you know, Bill liked Rita.
Rita liked Bill.
She and Bill were friendly.
A little bit distant because they're girls, you know,
the ladies are friends, but whatever.
But she didn't like Bill's attitude toward Betty.
Demanding, foul-mouthed, yelling at her, controlling her. whatever, but she didn't like Bill's attitude toward Betty.
Demanding, foul-mouthed, yelling at her,
controlling her, everything.
It's just weird, man.
It's just a fucking strange setup.
You're like, why is she just taking this shit?
For so long.
One time there's a visit and it becomes,
kind of gets out of control, I guess.
Bill needed his thing cleaned, his catheter hole cleaned.
So Betty would clean it.
She would do all this shit for him.
He had taught her how to cleanse it and care for it
and everything like that.
He announced it was time for her to wash out his wound.
And she accidentally picked up the wrong thing.
She put the right down to get the solution,
but he lost it like she was gonna hurt him and he said you dumb bitch you dumb fucking cunt you stupid bitch
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
So Dee Dee the neighbor across the street said what the hell are you doing? God damn it bill
Don't talk to her that way this woman's trying to take care of you. You can't do it yourself
You're lucky that she'll do it for you.
Honestly.
So again, Christmas 87, the dialysis was not sufficient
to keep Bill's system clear of waste.
His ankles are swelling.
He's sleepy all the time.
Now he's gotta have supplemental dialysis on a machine.
So he's gotta go to the Eastern Idaho Regional Medical Center
in Idaho Falls twice a week.
It's deteriorating and they place him high up on the waiting list for a donor kidney.
Really?
He's going to get one.
Now, in addition to everything else Betty's doing, she also has a cake business on the
side.
She makes like-
Really?
I'm the adopter of that too.
Fancy, yeah, like in shapes of things and like-
Really?
Yes.
It's fucking-
Creative. It's's crazy she does that
she's up till midnight baking cakes and five in the morning decorating them she
called it Betty's cakes and she created funny birthday cakes beautiful wedding
things and other bakery items her friend of Janice said she'd make cakes in half
and make it look like the Bible she'd make a Bible cake somehow everybody
loved her cakes she was a great artist.
This is her like calling here, it sounds like.
So one day Roy came into the shop on his regular Tuesday visits and Roy mentioned he's headed
to West Yellowstone to cover an account for salesmen and Betty had been saying, man, I'd
love to visit a place like that.
That sounds beautiful. So Roy said, why don't you come with me. Bill actually said why don't
you take Betty with you today. She could use some time away from here. Yeah. So Roy was
like sure. He called her a cunt. Yeah I called her a cunt so that's going to be ringing in
her ears for she'll probably be quiet for about half the trip, but she'll come out of it.
And even Betty was like, oh, okay. She was like, this is weird.
So she made him stop to take pictures when she saw,
any kind of cool shit and she's happy
and they had a nice day.
Betty then was in Idaho Falls to pick up merchandise
from Fanning's, the store he works at, a few weeks later.
And it was the lunch hour and Rita was gone,
but Roy was there.
So she said, why don't you take one of your best clients
to lunch?
So he said she was left basically
to run the whole nine yards.
She was doing everything.
She was keeping up her housework,
doing her cake business, running the store and tending him,
being a nurse to him.
Yeah, and all that time he was running her down like how
she didn't know how to do nothing. And when she started to cry, I put her
arms around her and hugged her. I put my arms around her and hugged her.
She said, oh Roy, by the way I haven't done a Roy. She looked at him and said,
Roy, oh Roy, it's been so long since anyone has held me and comforted me. At
least you seem to care.
Uh oh.
She began to call me more often
and I was really beginning to care for her a lot
and really look forward to Tuesday so I could see her.
All right.
This isn't good, Roy.
Roy.
So by the fall of 87, it's a full blown affair.
Affair, yeah.
They're trying to keep it secret from everybody.
The only person on earth that knows about it is Rita. Really? Rita. Later on, she'll tell Joanne to the sister, but Rita.
And Rita said I will, because that way Rita can cover if anything happens. If Bill thinks
she's up there and he calls and they're out, you know, whatever. She knows what's up. She
won't say like, oh yeah, she's with Roy. I don't know. They've been in the back room
for a while now. I don't know what's going on.
Oh, the door's locked, I don't know.
She won't say that.
Sounds like everything's fine though.
She keeps saying, oh yes.
Oh yes, oh yes, and I believe maybe,
he's always trying to convert people to Christianity
and I heard her call God several times in there.
She was shouting, oh God, oh God, yes.
So that's usually, I think maybe she was accepting Christ in her life at this point.
I did knock on the door and ask her to come to the phone and she did say, I'm coming.
So she said, she actually said it, I think she's going to be very fast because she said
it like three, she said, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, like very fast and loud, progressively
louder. She'll be here in a second. I'll just leave
the phone off the hook. She swore to God, she said, oh God, I'm coming.
So if she's told God she's coming, she'll definitely be at the door in a minute.
So give it about two minutes, I'll put her on the line.
Betty, 1988, she starts having a lot of bleeding and has to have a hysterectomy.
Oh no.
Her and Bill are in the hospital at the same time for a while.
What has Roy done?
He rearranged her guts. He
fucking took that shit apart. He broke her uterus. Long Dictor broke her ovary as Ghost
Face Killer once said. So once she gets healthy, she worries that Roy's going to find out because
Roy about or I'm sorry that Bill's going to find out about Roy. Bill by the way can like
their phone lines,
because if they're home and the Bell Bonds line rings,
they need to answer it.
So it all gets connected together.
So Bill can pick up a line at his house
and listen to any phone call of anything.
From work, from anywhere.
So that's what he does.
And so she knows that he does that.
And she's like, fuck, don't call me.
She tells Roy, I'll call you, you don't call me.
Yeah.
Roy said she'd send me notes
and then she wanted an answer back.
I told her I wasn't much of a note writer.
You don't know how to have an affair with this guy.
He's terrible at it.
I'm not much of a note writer.
Are you much of a fucking dick sucking receiver?
Is that part of it?
Write a note, stupid.
Yeah.
Why do you want her to suck your dick, but you don't want to write notes
Like the strings unattached pussy then yeah, we're talking about here buy a nice pen fucker
Yeah, no birth control either hysterectomy. She's cleaned out in there. Yeah, you can shout in her vagina get an echo back
You drop worry-free nut just fucking buy yourself a sweet pen.
Come on.
Get some stationery.
But it seemed to be important to her,
so I'd pick up an I love you type card
and send it up in the freight, like in the stuff.
When I didn't get down to pick up a card,
she would ask me to send her a note anyway
and I'd say, okay, I'll try to come up with something.
You can't come up with I miss you!
Jesus Christ.
I never kept any of her notes and cards, but it didn't surprise me that she kept mine.
You know how women are sometimes.
The littlest things mean a lot to them.
You know how they are like children, is what he just said.
You know how women are.
Sentimental and shit.
Sentimental and fucking dumb.
You know what I mean.
They have feelings and shit, these dumb bitches. Dumb gas. You know, I mean feelings and shit these dumb bitches dumb gas
You know what I'm talking about, right? No fuck. Okay. He said she gave me her picture
I kept it in my wallet and she told me she had kept one of me in her wallet
I think it was one of the ones she had taken when we went to West Yellowstone
And this was all X's and O's and all this type of shit. Sure. The problem is
all Xs and Os and all this type of shit. The problem is, the marriage is going downhill here.
Bill is getting meaner at her.
Bill told her at one point, you sleep on the couch.
Dobby, who's the dog, is a better companion than you,
you fucking cunt, he told her.
Yeah.
Wouldn't you just love to be in the room
and be like, your boy Roy's tagging her, you dumb fuck.
He destroyed my fucking uterus and ovaries to the point they love to be in the room and be like, your boy Roy's tagging her, you dumb fuck. He destroyed my fucking uterus and ovaries
to the point they needed to be removed.
Your boy Roy gave her a hysterectomy,
they just took the parts out.
He basically treated me like a game of Operation
where my nose was never not lit up in red.
So that's a big problem here.
Also, his sickness had curtailed their sexual activity She, you know, so that's a big problem here.
Also, his sickness had curtailed their sexual activity
because he wasn't really into it anymore here.
Roy said, this is about his wife,
I didn't want to hurt LaDana's feelings, that's his wife.
He's married too.
Oh yeah, they were hanging out together as couples.
Oh my God.
Plus I did not want to hurt my boy's feelings
because he's got teenage children and I wanted them to be more or less on their own before I left
I really dreaded the day I would have to do it
But we were talking about waiting a few years so I kind of put telling them out of my mind
I thought I would wait until she got her divorce then I'd get mine
Yeah, and by the way, there's times though at this point she's gaining a bunch of weight
Yeah, and so is Bill Bill is only 570 blows up to 230 And by the way, there's times though, at this point, she's gaining a bunch of weight.
And so is Bill.
Bill is only 5'7".
He blows up to 2'30", which is big.
And Betty ended up gaining a shitload of weight too.
So much she wanted to gain, or she wanted to lose 60 pounds.
She's always very thin.
And Roy said he didn't care.
And she said, if you love me like this, this isn't Betty.
This is a depressed woman living in a shell.
I've never been this heavy.
I'm going to show you what I really look like.
I'm going to lose the weight.
And she does.
She gets down to 115 pounds again.
Shit.
Yeah.
And now Bill, they describe him as he's wearing the same thing.
They said he tries to cover his weight
in the one-piece coveralls he wears every day.
The coveralls are men's sandals worn with socks
were Bill's trademark and seldom would anyone see him
wearing anything else.
His hairline was rapidly receding on top,
but he still had ample hair on the sides.
This is directly from the book.
This is not a shot of you at all.
Quote, as with a lot of men that start losing their hair,
he'd grown a full beard.
Yeah, we do that.
The dark brown beard also helped disguise
the acne scars left when he was a teenager.
Oh no.
Now in his upper 40s, the gray color of aging
was beginning to appear in his hair.
He ends up getting a kidney transplant.
By the way, Betty volunteers to give him a kidney.
Get the fuck out of.
I swear to God, she doesn't get any nicer.
She's like, I'll give you a kidney.
Why not?
But he ends up getting a donor
who is a 19 year old person who died.
So he gets their kidney.
And he doesn't even have to pay for it
because he had applied for indigent county aid
and they paid for all of it.
So Betty's writing notes to Roy signing them BLL,
which is Betty Lou Levitt.
Yeah, because they're ready to get married
as soon as they, you know, whatever.
Bill bought Betty a brand new 1988 Subaru station wagon.
And Betty said it's the first thing
she's ever had that's new and hers so she likes it. Bill almost killed the pizza guy one night.
Really? Yeah he said, Betty and I were watching television it was about 930 in
the evening when we heard this noise. Sounded like somebody tried to pull the
front door off the hinges. The dog started barking. I jumped up immediately
ran over to the closet and grabbed a pistol. Ran downstairs
flipped the light on and told the dog to get him. There was nobody there. I couldn't see
anybody. But what I found was a pizza deal on the doorknob. A fucking coupon. Two for
fucking $11 medium pies and he's freaking out. This guy left a fucking BOGO for me.
This is ridiculous. He said, you know, like know like coupons well I was furious because I went down there to protect my property and all was he furious he didn't get a chance to
Yeah, I didn't get a chance to kill anybody. It's just I did order pizza though
He said you would have gone to prison. I think we hope so yeah, we hope so
He said so I called the pizza place. I asked for the manager and told him what happened
I says I says I says you people are nuts
You don't know how goddamn close you came to getting killed the manager said that bill threatened to quote fucking blow me away
If his employee ever came back he'd go down to the pizza place and shoot the manager Wow
So that's what he does he talks mad shit to everybody. That's like his his whole thing here
always like somebody said that their ex-wife was a lot of money and
Costing him a lot in alimony and he told them well that would never happen to me
I'd hire a hitman for 1500 bucks and ever knocked off
1500 blocks his friends said don't say stuff like that. I don't even want to hear that stuff
1500 is not enough by the way as we know that like that. I don't even want to hear that stuff. 1500 is not enough, by the way, as we know.
That's cop prices.
You're going to jail, bud.
That's jail prices.
So she went and visited her family, her sister, Betty, does.
And when she comes home, there's a lot of trouble.
OK.
Bill said, I approached her.
We had relations the night before, relations.
And I snuggled up to her and said how about a little that's
how he asked for sex how about a little she withdrew and I asked her what's
wrong and she said she wanted a divorce or that she thought she wanted a divorce
we worked out that or we worked that day and went out to dinner and I asked her
if we could talk we talked a little about how we would handle it and I said
that I wouldn't quit trying So that's what he said
She ends up by the way finding a love note from Roy on the floor in the bedroom and she knows she
Files shit away very carefully. Oh, he found it. He's like he found it. Plus this whole time
She's he's going through her wallet to find out how much money she he has like a ledger of yesterday
She had $42 and
today today she has $38 but I didn't see a receipt for anything and she only bought
it's insane.
It's not a relationship man.
Jesus fucking crazy.
It's goddamn crazy.
One night Bill caught Betty with a couple of boxes and he said I noticed that things
were missing when she came home from work she brought two empty boxes.
She went directly downstairs.
She filled the boxes.
This is what she was.
So she starts to store stuff for leaving.
She gets a safe deposit box
where she's putting cash in there.
And if she gets like a couple of loose diamonds
from the pawn shop, she'll throw them in there.
Anything worth money, coins, things like that, rare coins.
Meanwhile, she's hanging out with Roy, like she'll tell
Bill I'm going up to Idaho Falls to go camping with Rita and Rita would be camping with her
boyfriend somewhere away from them and she'd be in the tent with Roy.
Got it.
That's how it goes. So it's interesting. Bill said he was trying to win her back and treating
her like a queen.
Well, it's too late. She's riding the Cuisinart, man.
Yeah, she likes what happened to her insides. So, Betty's doing all this. So, July 1989,
Betty heads to Idaho Falls to stay with Rita, and that's when July 24th, 1989, 7am Roy shows up.
Oh boy.
All of this happens, okay?
And so he notices the car, he walks inside, he sees them, calls 119, all that shit from
the beginning.
We know what we're talking about here.
Satan loves you.
Okay.
Cops arrive, sheriff's deputy and a sergeant get there and Roy comes rushing out of the house, flagging them down.
They said he was extremely excited
using rapid stuttering speech.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, you know.
Can't believe what he found.
Took him into the house via the patio door,
showed them the women, what happened to them.
They said they called, the deputy picked up the phone to tell the dispatcher,
by the way, picking up a phone at a crime scene.
Idiot.
Perfect.
Nice job fucking Reddy is the guy
from the Nicole Simpson crime scene
who picked up the fucking phone and called the station.
Idiot.
Well listen, we don't have radios around here.
We gotta use the phones.
It's unbelievable.
So go to a neighbor's house.
It's not a crime scene you fucking morons.
So he picked up the phone to tell the dispatcher that we're here and advised, the dispatcher
said another ambulance is on the way but the cop said that won't work. Ambulance is too
late. And the dispatcher said yeah it didn't sound like it never mind. So there was that.
They find a series of strange prints embedded
in the carpet. So therefore they go around these prints. Two officers secure the scene.
Roy is pacing outside going back and forth. They noticed a similar footprint in the gravel
near the parking pad in the rear of Betty's car. Roy pointed it out. So one of the officers
found a box in the garage and
placed it over the print to protect it from people that are going to be coming. Crime
scene people and all that. So Levitt said that he'd see, he said, I feel like I've
seen that type of shoe print before. So the cop first notices the absence of any type
of struggle or attempt to flee by the ladies. Neither woman had been given an opportunity to fight.
The detective instantly felt that these were executions,
very cold blooded and very premeditated. They said,
whoever they were looking for had not killed in a moment,
in a moment of spontaneous anger, nor had they come to torture, abuse, or rob.
It was a quiet, clean kill. Both of them.
They said Roy shouted to the dispatcher that there was blood all over when he was on the
call, but other than the likelihood of the words on the center island, which he hadn't
even talked about yet, there's hardly any blood. It's kind of behind them in the bed.
They're not in pools of blood. There's no brain on the walls, none of that shit. They
feel like they've both been shot with a 9mm, they think it's right away. They say Rita's king-sized bed was
located in the left center of her room against the north wall, facing toward the
door. The, a lot of mirrors on the west wall. Investigators determined
only one shot had been fired. The bullet entered above Rita's left ear, passed
through her head, exiting in the right side above the ear.
She was sleeping.
Whole brain, gone.
Smashed into the mirrored wall, bounced off the mirrors and was found under the bed.
Oh, found the bullet.
Found the bullet.
Several particles, which appeared to be bone fragments and flesh, were lodged in and surrounding the hole in the mirror.
From the bullet.
The investigators could not find the expended shell casing
in the death room though.
The wall heater located on the west wall
was eventually totally dismantled
and every inch of the room searched
and the shell casing was never found.
So it's either a revolver or he took it with him.
So they said Rita had been sitting up in bed
when she was shot.
Her legs crossed, her arms crossed at the wrist, resting on her lap.
She was wearing a nylon short sleeve nightgown. The bed covers were pulled up over her lap as were some papers she'd been working on in prep for her business meeting the next day in Vegas that she had to go to.
The blankets on the side of the bed nearest the mirror wall were pulled back as though someone had thrown the covers back and stepped out of bed.
You know, you pull them back.
You take them off yourself.
Rita's head was slammed back against the headboard, tilted slightly to her right, causing her throat to protrude grotesquely forward.
The red bandana that Levitt thought he saw was actually blood that had settled around her mouth.
All other blood had drained down the back of the headboard.
There was no spattering of blood on the wall behind her head,
nor was there blood all over the bed,
indicating that she hadn't lived long enough to move
and scatter the blood.
She died quick.
They said they were confident she fell asleep
while sitting up reading and was not
aware someone was in the room.
Had she been awakened, she would have either
turned toward the intruder or had been shot
in the facial area or turned away
and had been shot in the back of the head.
No one would let someone put a gun to the side
of their head and shoot them, they'd move around.
So they said the killer had the time and the patience
to place the shot fairly close to her ear
and at a rather straight angle.
It wasn't a quick thing, it was measured.
The room had not been disturbed, nothing's been stolen,
dresser drawers are closed, un-gone-through.
Okay.
Wow.
Betty was lying on her stomach, her head on the pillow,
and her head turned to the right.
Her right arm was extended upward across the pillow,
her left arm straight down at her side.
She was nude from the waist up and wearing just underwear, which we'll find out that's
how she sleeps always.
Just underwear, which is pretty fucking awesome.
That's hot shit.
Okay.
That's excellent.
So the covers were tossed over her from the shoulders to just above the knees, leaving
her head and legs uncovered.
The investigators feel the covers had been placed over her after she was shot.
Really?
Her feet were in a position unusual for someone sleeping on their stomach.
Normally if you're on your stomach, your legs would have been bent slightly in the direction of the head,
one slightly ahead of the other, like you do.
Seldom does one sleep on their stomach with their legs straight out.
But if they did, the feet would also be straight out and flat somewhat separated
Her legs were straight her heels were together and her toes reported straight down. Yeah, that's not that doesn't happen
It's like someone doing a ballet move. It's not natural
So that's weird. So this indicated a great degree of tension
They weren't so certain she had been asleep when she died
Rita was more likely to have been shot first Betty made if wouldn't awaken by the sound of the shot a great degree of tension. They weren't so certain she had been asleep when she died.
Rita was more likely to have been shot first.
Betty had been awakened by the sound of the shot,
forced to lie back down, and then shot.
Someone told her lie down like that and then shot.
So the gun appeared to have been fired
from just inches from her head,
contact wound practically.
The bullet entered the back of her head
and exited into her pillow.
There's a large concentration of blood under and around her head that trailed down the left side
of her body. A portion of the blood alongside her body had been smeared outwardly as though
something had been dragged or scraped through it. One shot fired, no shell casing. So there's that.
Her suitcase, which was packed for a one-night stay with her friend was lying open on the floor in front
Of the closet like in a hotel
So they go through everything basically they can't find shit for evidence in this house nothing
Yeah, no thing the only fingerprints they found belong to Roy
And the two women yeah, that's it so they don't find shit. They find more footprints
We talk about these weird footprint patterns
That sort of deal but the main thing they find is in the kitchen the weird shit there
Right the prints not complete. They're not great
so the
Third series of prints was discovered on the throw rug in the hall bathroom
The toilet seat was in the up position as a man would normally leave it
Indicating to the investigators the killer was male
and he took a leak.
Right.
Also, they found a cigarette, an ashtray
with nine cigarette butts in it
and neither of the women smoked.
Ooh, in the house?
In the house.
Wow.
So, each on the countertop, basically the island,
each saucer, they had these saucers,
each saucer contained red wax and a small base metal of burned down candles.
And the words, Satan loves you, had been printed on the countertop between the saucers and
capital letters.
A steel wool scouring pad with dark brown stains was found in the sink.
The detectives concluded that the scrape marks in Betty's blood had been made by the killer
scraping the blood into a book, picking up her blood to use it.
Eww.
With a fucking Brillo pad.
Wow.
Straight to a bowl.
What the fuck.
And then doing that.
Besides the writing, a connotation of six saucers with red candles in three rows
was spelled out 666 also so there's that they said they said this is not
satanic this is the only thing satanic about the murders are this written here
bullshit yeah the detective said that was easy it was lacking a lot of what
would have led us to believe that.
We dismissed it as a means to throw us off track.
The key though was using Betty's blood.
Whoever that person went to kill, Betty gave it away.
We were sure it was targeted at Betty.
If the killer would have been that smart, he would have used Betty and Rita's blood
and he would have made a star on their forehead.
The upside down star.
Then we would have believed it.
He literally said if they used both and put a star on their foreheads The upside down star. Then we would have believed it. He literally said
if they used both and put a star on their foreheads, then we would have said satanic.
Then it's in. Or he would have put blood all over the place. Dismemberment or mutilation
would have been another clue to Satanism, not just a hitman thing here. The mafia doesn't
kill you over Satan, you know what I'm saying? Also, two
partially filled liquor bottles, bottles of liquor and a glass saucer containing nine
cigarette butts on the kitchen table. And Roy said neither woman smoked. So a search
in the basement yielded several of Rita's hunting rifles and an unlocked cabinet. All
of her guns are there. None of them have been fired recently, so her gun
wasn't used. They interview Roy at the police station because they're like, oh, the guy
that she's having an affair with that called up and acted weird.
And found the bodies.
And found the bodies, then acted super fucking weird. They said they'll get back to them
later though because they just asked basically, how do you know these people? And have you had sexual relations with these women?
And he said, no.
Not good.
A married guy, that's what we do, I guess.
No, no, I don't know anything about that.
When they go to go to Bill, they say,
look, he always carries a gun and he's jumpy.
So be cautious when you go to him.
He almost shot an advert.
He almost shot a pizza boy.
Yeah.
He said, the cops said, we came in and told Bill
we needed to talk to him.
A couple of customers were about to leave
and Bill went immediately to the door
and locked them out and locked the front door
and let them out and locked the front door.
They talked in the back and they said, sit down.
He sat down. He was told Betty was dead. She and her said sit down. He sat down.
He was told Betty was dead.
She and her friend had been murdered in Idaho Falls.
They said immediately he started wailing, a high pitched wail.
Oh, no, no, no, no, not Betty, not Betty.
And the cops are like, that's wrong.
That's a weird behavior.
They said reactions to a notification vary so much, but the quickness of the reaction
is suspicious.
It takes people a few seconds or even minutes to register what the fuck you just said.
And a lot of times they go, Betty?
What?
No, no, no.
My, my, not Betty, my wife.
No, no, no.
But she's, no.
And they do that kind of thing.
Or they're like, wait a second.
I don't understand.
Where is she?
Oh, she's supposed to be in Vegas.
Or they just deny it, deny it,
and they have to go, no, no, it's true,
then they get sad, so it's very weird for that to happen.
So then they said a relative of a homicide victim
usually wants to know and needs to know what happened.
Were they shot, stabbed, strangled,
what the fuck happened?
Bill didn't ask any of that shit.
He didn't ask it.
Nothing.
He didn't ask how?
Shit. Instead he said,
oh god the only thing I've ever been proud of is my marriage and children. Why do these things keep
happening to me? What's that old saying? If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. He said
that? He said that to the cops. Let me tell you about my worm farm. He's unbelievable. Why do bad things, why
do these things keep happening to me? They're like, okay. He said, we're just so sad when
we got, we were going to eventually sell this place and we were going to sit back and clip
coupons and enjoy the time we had left. What? And then he said, I hope they catch them bastards.
Oh, plural. Oh yeah. Yeah he comes down to the station then they bring
him down another time and again he's just said I was home Sunday night fell asleep by
10 45 or 11. He goes woke up at 8 30 in the morning you know drove to work he said I had
to do some drug some blood tests and I drove to work. He said I can't think of anyone who
would want to kill either of these people. Well, Betty especially, but Rita did have a boyfriend who was married
and he thought Betty had mentioned that they'd been having some problems. So look at Rita's
boyfriend.
Oh, Rita's got a boyfriend too.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Bill was cooperative and friendly and everything else.
Took them to the pawn shop, let them take ammunition from the case, fingerprints, hair samples, whatever you need.
So they talked to Roy again and they're like, Roy, you know, what's up with that? And he
said, I was just a listening post and I helped her with her problems. She told me how she
was lonely and wanted to be held. And that's when I fell in love with her. And they, by
the way, he said that I thought you meant intimately, this is, they said, the last year or so,
I got to know her real close.
And he said, by real close, you mean intimately?
And he said, I don't know what you mean by intimately,
but I would have to say, and the cop said,
did you have sexual relations with her?
Yeah.
And he says, yes, I loved her very much.
It wasn't intimate, it was pig sex.
I was fucked, I fucked her internal organs out of her.
They call me the fruit ninja.
Oh man, you know it.
So he says he was going to get a divorce actually.
He was planning on it and he said that he was going to do it and Betty was going to
get a divorce and they had a plan and he loves her. He said the night before he was surprised to see Betty over there because she was supposed
to come on come the next day and we planned to go to lunch but she was there Sunday night.
He said I sat on a kitchen chair and Betty sat on my lap and then I had to go home though
because I had to clean out some camper shit.
They said did you ever at any time suspect in your mind that Bill might
suspect you of fucking his wife? And he said, no, never crossed my mind. They said, did
you ever stop to think what would happen, what the consequences would be, how Bill would
react if he should find out? And he said, the only thing I thought about was if it came
to that situation, I'd lose an account. No, everybody has no context of anything.
I figured he'd probably stop doing business with me.
But then he said that's all you'd lose an account and he said and lose you know a
friend and everything and they said what do you think Bill would do now if he
found out and he said I don't really don't know. I don't know. Shit that's
rough. No idea what this guy's capable of.
Fascinating.
So they have no physical evidence basically, except a Salem White cigarette package and an empty Mountain Dew can with the pull tab missing.
Pull tab, okay.
That's it. So he broke that off like some people do.
Now Rita's boyfriend is CJ Walker.
And he has threatened to kill Rita in the past.
Oh, he's...
Yeah, he's located in Seaside, Oregon and the sergeant said that he personally knew him,
the Seaside police, and said that he'd be very surprised if Walker killed someone.
He thought he could possibly kill on the spur of the moment, but he doubted he could form the intent
to kill and follow through with it.
Not a good planner. kill on the spur of the moment, but he doubted he could form the intent to kill and follow through with it.
Not a good planner.
Yeah, he said he was a loudmouth and very opinionated and he'd drink too much all the
time and came across like a tough guy, liked to wear camouflage and combat boots and was
always reading Soldier of Fortune magazine.
Again, that pops up too.
So crazy.
Yeah.
He also, you know, they say he had told people he did mercenary work and
all this shit.
Yeah, real blowhard.
But CJ passed a polygraph and had an alibi, so eliminated.
And has done nothing in his life.
Nothing. No, he never did any of that. Roy also passes a polygraph. Levitt passes a polygraph. Yep. There's Roy, there's Ladena. Ladena, who is Roy's wife,
they also polygraph her. She gets to know about this now. She passes. And also another
one of Rita's men that she had been seeing on and off was Howard Wilson, and he also
passes. Look at her. Her children would have been eliminated because they were in Utah
and had nothing to gain from their mother's death. Her children would have been eliminated because they were in Utah and had nothing to gain
from their mother's death.
Her insurance would barely cover her funeral.
She didn't really have anything.
So they said that Betty was the target and Roy as the worst alibi.
Yeah, that's not good for Roy.
And that's when they hear about Stephen Mackley, a security guard for the Eastern Idaho Regional
Medical Center in Idaho Falls where he has to go every once in a while.
This guy had learned about the double homicide on that Monday and he said, hold on a second,
I saw some shit this morning that, okay, he said, I worked till 11 p.m. on Sunday, the
7 a.m. Monday.
About 3 a.m. he finished checking the South parking lot, parked his car at the emergency
entrance and was about to go inside when he saw something
He said coming from the north toward the hospital was a single light bobbing up and down
He thought he said what the hell is that so he watched the light came in the parking lot
He could see it was a bicycle
so he went around the building to see the rider pull up to a
1971 it's a Scout Carrial.
Yep.
Or Scout International Carrial.
International Scout, yeah.
International, it looks like it's a first SUV.
It's a small Bronco, yeah.
Yeah, that's all it is.
And he saw a guy pull up to it on a bike,
put the bike in the back and get in the front seat.
So, but then it didn't leave right away,
so he said he saw the guy lay down,
with his legs
extended out the driver's door.
So he said, maybe this guy's trying to hot wire and steal the car.
Stealing a Scout?
So he goes up and approaches him and the person sat up and closed the door.
He said, roll the window down and he did.
The man slumped down in the seat and peered out over his glasses.
He said he could see the man was sweating profusely and out of breath,
so much so that it prompted this guy to ask her if he was all right.
And he said he's okay, he's just been riding his bike a long way.
So they asked for his name and he gave one, but Mackley didn't write it down and he can't remember
it. So when asked for identification, the guy showed him a medical alert bracelet on his right wrist, but the
light was too dim for him to read it. So this Macley describes the man to be in his late...
He had a key, so he wasn't hot-wired in the thing, so he said, all right, I guess whatever.
Late 40s, early 50s, pock marks on his face like acne scars. He said he could remember
him having very little hair, although the only source was his flashlight
Which he didn't shine directly on the person's head. He thought the man was wearing a dark-colored jumpsuit or coveralls
The vehicle was described as an older international type van with a big box windows lowered to the ground
Gray or olive green wouldn't start on the first try on the second it started but was running very rough
wouldn't start on the first try on the second it started, but was running very rough.
So the vehicle had Wyoming plates.
Oh.
And they said, that's what made this guy call the cops
because this car had Wyoming plates.
And the news said that this woman that was killed
was from Wyoming.
So he said, I just didn't know if what I saw
would be any help, but a cop saw the same person.
Oh. Yes, a cop, Greg Black, a patrolman, said
at 3.05 a.m. five minutes later he'd checked out some kids in an area not far
from the hospital. From there he drove south on Channing Way toward the
hospital where he noticed a man on a bicycle riding in the same direction. So
it was five minutes earlier. He said that Channing Way had several street
lights. He observed the man in dark colored clothes with salt and pepper beard, wire rimmed
glasses about 50 years old with a middle-aged spread, it said. What does that mean? His
ass is big? He didn't remember seeing a light on the bike as he had looked straight across
at the rider and as he passed. The man was sitting more upright than a person would be
hunched over the curled handlebars of a 10-speed,
so he thought it was an older style bike
with what he thought would be, yeah,
a chrome front and a dark back.
He didn't notice anything else about the bike.
He said, though, the rider could have a backpack,
but he wasn't positive.
But this substantiated Mackley's...
Security, yeah.
It was first they thought maybe he was just making it up, but now they're like, oh no,
a cop saw him too.
So that's very, very interesting.
The travel all, by the way, they found out an olive green 1971 international travel all
was parked on the side of the pawn shop when a patrolman got there.
Oh, he's got a scout.
No plates on the vehicle.
So the officer returned to the station
and notified the Idaho authorities of the fine.
He took a camera and went back, took several photographs,
and recorded the vehicle identification number.
There'd been no mention to this guy of a bicycle.
He didn't even know about it,
but when he went looking through the vehicle around it
and the picture got developed,
they said a bicycle could be seen in the windows of the travel hall. So, yeah, seen through the windows of the travel
hall, leaned up against the wall of the pawn shop right there outside of it.
So they're like, this isn't great. So yeah, he was like, oh shit, Roy Levitt said, I didn't suspect anybody because in
our world it's just not done, you know.
So I really didn't suspect anybody.
But before the first night was over, I had to think it could have been Bill.
I told the detectives those footprints look familiar.
I'd seen that up in Jackson.
I said, it looks like Bill Gray.
We went ice fishing and Bill was wearing these shoes and he kept slipping.
And I said something like, those shoes sure are slippery and he lifted up his foot
and showed me the knobby sole and said,
yeah, when I bought them because of this knobby tread,
I thought they'd be good in snow and ice,
but they're not worth a damn.
Exact print.
And he still has them.
Still has them, so they're investigating Bill, obviously.
They talk to him again, they read him his rights,
you know, obviously.
And he said, I know Rita, but I don't know Rita. If you know what I'm saying. I
think Rita gets around a little bit. So, like, could be anybody. She's a whore? Is
that what you're saying? She's a bit of a skank, so she could have pissed off
anybody. This is a 78 page interview that we're definitely not gonna go into. They
said any type of mannerisms, anything
like that from Rita we should know about, Betty's depressed and all that. And he said
she was on a diet. She was a pretty big gal. She got up there pretty big. Got up there
pretty big. They said, did you notice that she was losing weight? And he said, there
was no secret about it. Thought it was great because she's been heavy before she's always been very trim when we
lived in California she got very heavy she went on a diet and got down skinnier
than when we were married she stayed that way for years and we moved here
over a period of time she started putting on weight and it just kept coming
and coming he said I know she'd got up to like between 240 and possibly 260 Jesus the most she ever weighed was 175 by the way
He's an idiot
Yeah, like like like a heavyweight wrestler kind of you know what I mean?
Brock Lesnar size something like that she got down to 105 man. She yeah to lose a hundred and
55 pounds would be crazy
so yeah, he said that he
you know had went home and they said do you own a bicycle and he said I had a
bicycle I haven't ridden a bicycle since I screwed my knees up about four years
ago with the snow machine. He said so I you know I don't have a bike and so he
said he got home 330 Sunday night he He didn't go anywhere, sat in the recliner.
He said he rocked up the heating pad
as high as it would go and that's it.
So anybody wanna kill Rita and Betty?
I have absolutely no idea.
Betty never hurt anybody in her life
until I found out she was screwing around.
And the cop said, that hurt, didn't it?
That cut you.
And he said, you don't have to ask that, do you?
And the cop said, I know.
When you first found out, Bill, how did you feel?
Rage, hurt?
And the cop said, I didn't believe it.
I told you, you were full of shit.
Because he's saying that they jolted him about the fare.
He didn't know.
And the guy said, not from me, from Janice.
And Bill said, when I heard it from you, I was pissed at you. He fucked up there. He acted like he never heard me from Janice and Bill said when I heard it from you I was pissed at you he fucked up there acted like he never heard it from Janice yeah
the cops said but I'm asking how do you feel when it was actually told to you by
someone else and he said I was infuriated not sad not hurt yeah
infuriated they said you were pissed right you were angry and he said yes as
a matter of fact when I talked to you I think I told you I was done crying but I wasn't I don't think I ever will be I loved her
so goddamn much yep he said there is a reason for me to go on though and that's
my children if it wasn't for them I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you
I'd be with Betty okay they said he couldn't think of anybody that would do
this nobody would ever hurt my wife they They said, did you kill her?
And he said, does that deserve an answer?
Nope, wrong answer.
Wrong answer.
How does he not know that that's a bad answer?
So there's an FBI guy there and he said, I expect one.
Yeah, I'd like one.
And Gray said, no, I did not.
Which is again, guys who say says, so I says to him this, they don't say, I did not which is again Oh guys who say says so I says to him this they don't say I did not
In normal conversation they said would you be willing to take a polygraph?
He said I think it's horse shit, but yeah, I just got to clear it through my doctor, okay
So that's what they say about all that
It's fucking amazing then they asked him about, do you have a medical alert
bracelet? And he goes, oh yeah, I do. It's right here. I do. There's like 12 of those in the
country in the eighties. That's what I mean. It's have you followed and you can't get up.
They said, what do you think about the person who killed her? And she said, and grab Bill said,
low life scum sucking son of a bitch, I guess.. He said what do you think ought to happen to him and Bill said I think he should be
hung.
And they said an eye for an eye and he said you're damn right that's what it says in
the Bible.
Because he's so religious this guy is really concerned with God feels about him.
He called the woman a cunt last week.
To a bunch of people here.
So December 1990 comes up no one nothing has happened no one's fine it's been a year of people here. So December 1990 comes up, no one, nothing has happened,
no one's fine. It's been a year and a half. Wow. They don't arrest him because they don't have
proof. They don't arrest anybody else. So his kids, his own kids, yeah, sue him in a civil suit for
wrongful death of their mother. Wow. They switched over and believed that he did it. First, Sarah Lynn was defending him,
and then she said, fuck this shit.
So they sue him, and in the civil suit,
the prosecutor said he only has to prove Bill's guilt
by a preponderance of the evidence.
It's not a shadow of a doubt.
It's like 5149.
So he said, I don't think based on the evidence
that I've seen that Bill Gray can ever be
and that he ever will be charged with a crime. That's what the attorney said. So the children seek a total of $277,516 from four
insurance policies issued between 1959 and 1987. It works. They get a preliminary injunction against it then in March 1992 they settle out of court
He settles Wow
That means he said I killed her if you said yeah, there's no
Then they get the piece of evidence they needed here
What is it they never found the travel all again when they went back to the pawn shop it was gone
Really? Yes, so they found out about Jack Hurley.
Remember Jack Hurley?
Yeah.
And Buddy, the rancher there?
Well, they found out that he goes to his ranch about 35 miles away in Bondurant there.
And they say, if he's trying to stash something, that's where we'd look.
So they took a light plane out there to the ranch and found it among the fucking farm
equipment backed into shit.
He buried it out there.
Checked the VIN, same one they'd taken the night before.
The travel all was registered to a Ron Mitchell,
which was just a made up name.
What?
Yes, that's fucking crazy.
And basically Ron Mitchell's address on the registration
was PO Box 3706, and the post office box
was registered to Jackson Hole Security
Patrol care of William L. Gray, his father, Bill's father. Gray later when probe deeper and was
buying and selling automobiles, they found 14 registrations all transferred to P.O. Box 1871,
his pawn shop. The travel all was the only one to be registered to the other thing. How about that?
Yes, so late March 1992 a grand jury indicts bill for murder and now they can't find him. Where'd he go?
They go to 435 Stacy Lane and he ain't there his attorney said he went for a much-needed vacation
Where'd he go? And he said well if I speak with him, I don't know where he is
But if I talk to him, I'll tell him he should probably turn himself in.
But he said he's on vacation.
And they said, the lawyer said, Gray has lived here for two years and eight months as a prime
suspect.
He didn't go anywhere.
He's not a runner.
He left the state many times and came back.
Then when he finally gets exhausted and has to leave, they indict him.
Right.
You know how it goes.
So he's arrested in New Mexico.
Where? He's arrested in New Mexico
He's fucking in New Mexico for some reason without incident and booked into the Bernalillo County
Mexico, New Mexico detention. Who the fuck vacations in New Mexico?
They a dozen officers descended upon him with weapons drawn as he sat in a motorhome outside a Presbyterian
hospital in Alamakirk. And they said we had information that he would shoot it out if approached. So we observed him and then got right up to the vehicle, but he didn't resist. So he,
they don't keep him in jail though. They put him in a, in a private sanitized cell because
of his medical thing. Then they realized they can't keep a jail sanitary,
so they literally send him home on house arrest
to a private home in Idaho Falls, somebody knows.
With of course a bracelet, an anklet there.
1993, they take him to trial,
the prosecutors want the death penalty.
Holy.
He have his defenses, there's no fingerprints linking me,
no other physical evidence.
You have this carry-all, you saw a guy on a bike and all that kind of shit.
His doctor opined that because of his poor medical condition, he couldn't have rode the
bike.
The bike ride was 3.6 miles in each direction.
Seven miles?
Seven point two mile round trip.
And Gray also explained that he bought the travel all for someone as part of his pawn
shop business, although that person was never found.
He also says someone else was the real killer, most likely J.W. Dyer, who is Rita's previous
boyfriend.
Or Houston Riley, her current boyfriend.
Or CJ Walker passed the test so not him
The defense claims also that Betty and Rita were lesbian lovers
Okay, and that probably pissed off one of Rita's boyfriends, even though they were in separate beds. They were lesbian. Rita's incorrigible
So fuck anybody can't you do she she just humps like fence posts. You can't for the fuck man
They said while Satanist mate might practice astrology. That's the other thing the defense
Introduces evidence that Rita was connected to satanic activities. He said
No, most notably an interest in astrology and tarot cards. Yeah, she's a crystal girl. Yeah
You know, I'm a Leo which means I'm in the same
They said the the prosecution said well Satan Satanist might practice astrology and other forms of
divination, so do people who are not Satanists.
Hence the fact that the pope of the Satanic church practices divination does not make
it any more probable that a person who practices that is a Satanist, then does the fact that
Pope John Paul II skis doesn't make it any more probable that a skier is Catholic.
So that's what they try to introduce here and they said that was irrelevant.
The judge also ruled conversations between Roundy and her married boyfriend, Houston
Riley, which she would tape, Rita.
She would tape these conversations.
They said it's unusual to tape such conversations
because they would expose him to disgrace if his wife ever found out, but they could
be circumstantial evidence that Rita was blackmailing the man and that might make him angry enough
to kill her. And the evidence is not allowed into court. Yeah, or it is ruled admissible.
I'm sorry, it is admissible. Statements not allowed into trial are Betty stated that Bill was looking over their telephone bills and checking the outgoing telephone numbers
Another one is Betty said that she was decided to divorce him because he had she had talked to his doctor and his doctor was upset
Because Bill was abusing a good kidney that he had received a transplant from
Yeah, yep and that he had received a transplant from. Oh man, and another is- Should get his ass off now.
Yep, and also statements by Rita that she was fearful of her ex-boyfriend,
that he was a mercenary,
that he followed her around and repeatedly telephoned her and had threatened to kill her.
Those are hearsay not admissible.
Yeah.
So, okay. Also a photo lineup.
They say they only used five pictures
instead of six pictures in photo lineups.
Okay, of Bill?
When, yeah, of Bill when the officer
and the security guard picked him out.
So that's a thing.
Also, the cops, the cop testifies,
the 18 saucers containing melted candles
yielded three fingerprints, all belonging to Rita.
The candles didn't match those seized in a search of Bill's house.
So you got them somewhere.
The sergeant who's trained in ritualistic crimes testified that there were elements lacking to make him believe the killings were part of a satanic ritual.
And they said none of it, but they also said none of the prints belong to
gray the cops said it was his opinion that someone wore gloves probably surgical
gloves to not do any of this and by the way he keeps boxes of surgical gloves at
his house of course he has doing that clean thing yeah but anybody could get
those you get those to drugstore but still that's Amazon yeah so there's that
they said DNA couldn't be done on the hairs
because they didn't have follicles, and it's 1993.
They said it was possible but improbable
that Betty or Reedy transferred those hairs.
They say they're similar to Bill's.
And they said, well, she came from the fucking house.
She could have had his hairs on her, which is fair.
That's a fair argument.
Bill testifies for hours.
It's like eight hours of testimony he testifies for.
We come to a verdict.
It's a three week trial.
The jury has 20 hours of deliberation.
That's pretty fast.
That's a lot.
That's not actually that slow or that fast.
That's pretty slow.
20 hours is a long time.
Yeah, that's a couple of days because they're not doing that all straight
Yeah, that's like three days of deliberations and they find him guilty
Yeah of murder and burglary Wow
They solely on the travel trailer of the travel all and the cops seeing him with the travel all and the bicycle
That's it. What are they saying? There's no other evidence
No other what do you mean took? Oh, because he broke in. Oh, okay, oh, got it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Took their souls, I guess, I don't know.
So during sentencing, they say Betty's murder
was probably motivated by jealousy
from a husband of her affair with a man,
and they said that he had no personal reason
to take Rita's life.
He said Rita's mistake was to be in the wrong place
at the wrong time, This is the judge.
It was a conscious, conscious killing of a human being, called him a cold blooded, pityless
slayer and said, you're so called good character.
Do not outweigh your crimes.
You sir may fuck off.
Not the death penalty.
Okay.
But two life sentences without the chance of parole.
Wow.
Fucked.
In 1990, 70 appeals, and they're talking about,
it's all about the photos, the photo lineups,
and the different statements that were allowed
or weren't allowed, the photos.
Here's a quote from the appeal.
Similarly, the difference in size and color composition
of the photographs in and of themselves
do not render an array unnecessarily suggestive.
Mackley reported seeing a man who looked over his glasses
and was red in the face, and only Gray's photo
showed a ruddy complexion and reading glasses.
So they're saying that it's not fair.
That all the guys should have glasses.
One guy had glasses on?
Yeah.
Not good.
Also, failure to strike a juror for cause because one juror wrote in her questionnaire
that she had formed an opinion regarding his guilt as a result of the information received
from the media.
And they went, no problem, get on the jury, which is wrong.
That shouldn't be like that.
But that's 1997, Court of Appeals upholds the murder, the whole thing. Okay. February 2002, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals upholds the murder. Okay. The whole thing, okay?
February 2002, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals,
this is right before the Supreme Court here,
they overturn his conviction.
Mm-hmm.
Here, by the way, in the newspaper it says,
the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals overturned
Gray's conviction for the 1989 killing of his wife, Betty,
and her alleged lesbian lover, Rita Roundy.
That's what it turned into.
They weren't even fucking close to lesbian lovers.
And 10 years later, that's just,
alleged lesbian lover is how they are described.
Just because somebody said it.
Her whole life is broken down to being
the alleged lesbian lover of this other lady.
That's so fucked up.
That's fucking sad.
So they ruled that his rights were not violated
when he could not present hearsay evidence As he wanted to present the evidence from Rita that she was scared of her boyfriend
Idaho law allows the introduction of hearsay evidence before jurors generally hearsay evidence is gossip or rumor in Greyskates
The appellate court found that the trial judge allowed important hearsay for the prosecution, but didn't do so for the defense
important hearsay for the prosecution but didn't do so for the defense. But later that year, December 2002, the United States Supreme Court strikes down the Ninth
Circuit Court of Appeals ruling and is told to fuck yourself right back off again.
There you go.
Bill is sent back to prison.
On November 16, 2010, Bill dies in prison at 77.
Well, son of a bitch.
There's that.
2017, on the case with Paul Azan, did a little documentary on this thing.
Betty Lou is buried in Idaho Falls.
I'm sorry, she was cremated.
She's died in Idaho.
She's cremated, location of Ash is unknown.
Her family probably has it.
And then Rita was buried in the Fairview, Utah in Fairview, Utah
The Fairview upper cemetery, which is she lived there for a while. I don't know their kids live there
Yeah, what so there you go. That's Bill Gray
You know, he did it but I don't the court case was weak. That's a terrible. Yeah, how the fuck do they blow that?
They it's why I think I think he knew that Betty knew,
and I think that was her crime.
I think she knew for sure,
and he was very well aware of that,
and she was gonna die whether she was there or not.
You know what I mean?
He was gonna get her too.
That's right, he was there to get everybody, I think.
He thought she was up there fucking her boyfriend. I'm gonna go kill everybody. We'll see how that goes.
Yep.
I'm gonna get all three of them.
I'll get my travel.
Yep.
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She's going through it.
Anonymous Finger also.
I don't know who that is, but that's very funny.
Other producers this week are Lindsay Selig,
Bo Hellstrom, Peyton would know.
Oh, I think it's Peyton Meadows.
I think that's who that is. Or it's just oh I think it's Peyton Meadows, I think
that's who that is, or it's just Peyton, that's Peyton Meadows.
Emily Stein, Gary Howard of course, Sarah Egli, Rebecca Hargreaves, it's probably Greaves,
Janice Hill, Lisa B, Scott Loveless, Matthew Orchard, Sydney would know last name, Cathy
Sweet, Maggie So, Katie Bonner, Brian Duffy, Russell
Shaikh, Camille with no last name, Cody Mitchell, Kathleen Love, Sarah Nicholson, Blake Brattue,
Kristoff Hernke, Lisa Sutherland, did I say that already?
I feel like I said that already.
I didn't say that.
Sounds familiar, but maybe not, no.
It was somebody else?
I don't know.
Beth Raines, Jimmy Z, like the clothing, remember that shit?
Oh god, 90s Target clothes yeah good time
god damn that fucking woody with the stucy of Mossimo oh yeah uh Taryn Lackey Sarah Sarah
Mount Mountain uh Bjorn Gwarek Magsino Christina B Mariana B Patrick Walter Phil Bressa uh
Brian Call crawl me it's crawl yep Joanna uh, Joanna posse gay posse gay what?
BTS probably not them but that's the letters Jodie would know last name
Susan would know last name Eric Gale gells gels maybe p Christ
Okay, Chris
Stormy no gene
Schultz Carter Brock Andrea would know last name Relly Relly, Renova Hannah Warnock Jason Boat Bree Taylor
Amber Hansen
Inigwe Inigwe Inigwe's that's a fun one. Tammy Tammy Tammy Roberts Joshua Fuller Maria Strom
Annie altivers Kate Dobbs Kathy Infernery
Infernery and yeah rich would know name, Rebecca with no last name, Joshua
Goodall, Julie Kaiser, Kysar, not the Kaiser, Cameron May, Neil Bennett, Sandy C, Ashley
Hewitt, Brian Yeagay, Cinnamon Bun Bun, Heidi Fitzgerald, Jessica Hayden, Dan Evans, Allison Roberts, Kayla Massengale,
Massengale, not the Gill.
That was gonna suck.
You get it.
Being 96.
She got called that a lot.
She did.
Carol Watkins, L and the letter S, L-S.
Amanda Petrie, Megan Dubie, Duby,
Mamie, Mamie Darwin, Mamie Darwin maybe, Cindy Spice maybe Spees, TJ and his puppy,
April Hennis, Hayden Matos, Neil, Nellay, Vander, Vander Myron, Elin, Elin Tomeran,
Hogsett, Hogsett, I don't know, it's fucking probably Swedish. What was Elin Nordegren,
whatever that lady was. Norway's probably what they are.
Norway?
Oh, was she Norway?
Norwegian, Danish, some shit.
Okay. Nordegren from Norway. Somewhere around there. Yeah. Very blonde and hot.
Yeah, Swedish.
Thomas Kowertz. Dustin would know last name. Gabriel Lopez, Leanne Hudson, Kathy Jackson,
Tish Cappell, Michelle Craig, Troy Gaylord, Pootie Tang, Susan Clark,
Madeline B., Julie McClain's great movie.
We got Pootie Tang on board.
What a movie.
Once you get Pootie Tang on board, the rest is great.
Everything is, it's all downhill from there.
Brent with no last name, Beth Beaver, Sandy Smith, Noah Benjamin, Wojew, WowJim9GRK, Aaron
Smith, Tony with no last name, Lindsay Myrd, Liz with no last name,
Leanne Miles, Caitlin S, Brandy Sellers, great, great, Grant, Grant Tracy, Michelle Miller,
Michelle's back, she's terrific, the lady from Flagstaff, she's great.
I remember her.
Oniz, Oniz, Owner, Megan Wilson, Bonnie Cartes, Aaron with no last name, Lois with no last
name, Susan Deutsch, nope, that's Sean Deutsch, sorry Sean.
Go by Susan from now on.
That's your new name, Sean.
Jerry W. Exon Jr., Emma Elizabeth, Penny McClinton,
Todd Runberg, Adelaide Edgett, Edgett maybe, Edgett.
Tropism, Tropism, Kyle Kiel, Batny Batanian,
G13, Mickey A. Fiji would know last name,
Brandi Kelly, Colton Adams, Zachary Beach, Jason would know last name, Michael H, Sarah
Jamie, Jason would know last name, Jennifer O'Malley, Ali W, Eric Turner, Juniper and
Eric, Jeremy Osborne, Ashley Bucholt, Amy Kunzeman, Nicole C, Benjamin Osborne, Bridget Kaiser, another Kaiser.
What?
I'm going to Kaiser talk today.
I know I want a sandwich on a roll.
Joel Rice, Stuart Reed, Teresa Costello, Jamie with no last name, Aaron Aguiar, Kristen Thomas,
Kyle with no last name, Tuckys Mobb, Missy with no last name. Azazito loves, what is this? Azazito
that loves his map cheetah? I don't know what the fuck that means. Joshua O'Cheltree,
Ocheltree. Sharon, Sharon with no last name. Liva up Mace Gravina. I don't know what that is.
That's probably a fucking code. Mathias Brotha- Code for something.
You just admitted to a crime.
Braven.
Damien Ivory, Ava Cockerham, Cockerham, Cock Your Own Ham, Tucker Crooken, Crookenberg,
what the fuck?
Zachary Downs, Chris Peebles, Dana, Duker, Williams, L with no last name, Sarah T, Sharon
Clark, Ashley Minton,
Wanda Jean, secret sauce, Wanda Jean.
All right, Ken Reynolds, Lily,
I've spent enough time on that,
Lily Malik, Lily Malik, John H,
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