Small Town Murder - #78 - A Blaze Of Glory in Redding, Connecticut
Episode Date: July 25, 2018This week, in Redding, Connecticut, a group of young men move into their own place, and everything is great... until a dispute over a small amount of money with the landlord leads to incredib...le violence & horror, shocking everyone around the affluent & leafy town. It's a double serving of crazy!! Along the way, we find out where Mark Twain died, if punching 12 year olds is ever acceptable & how many days a tenant can be late with rent before you're allowed to go out in a blaze of glory!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman New episodes every Thursday!!Please subscribe, rate, and review!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts!Head to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder!For merchandise: crimeinsports.threadless.comCheck out James and Jimmie's other show: Crime in Sports Follow us on social media!Facebook: facebook.com/smalltownpodInstagram: instagram.com/smalltownmurderTwitter: twitter.com/MurderSmall Contact the show: crimeinsports@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Redding, Connecticut, a dispute over a relatively small amount of money leads to flames and death.
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Yeah, fire that up.
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Did you run the car for 15 minutes first so it's not 340 degrees?
I'm going to have a tank of gas trying to cool my car off now.
That's what you do.
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You go home.
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It's a terrible thing living in Arizona.
We're going somewhere else.
We're going out east this time.
I promised you back to the northeast this week.
And we are going back to the northeast all the way to Connecticut.
We're going to Redding, Connecticut. Very exciting there. I've heard of the Northeast this week. And we are going back to the Northeast all the way to Connecticut. We're going to Redding, Connecticut.
Oh, very exciting there.
I've heard of the one in Pennsylvania.
Yes, there's several Reddings.
You've heard of the, well, I guess it's reading, but it's still spelled like the Redding in
Pennsylvania.
No, it's not.
But Pennsylvania's spelling, Redding is reading, right?
This is not.
This is Red, R-E-D-D-I-N-G.
Well, Pennsylvania might be spelled like that.
I think it's the other way for some reason, though. We'll get tweets.
Don't worry about it, okay? We'll
figure it out before that, so save your tweets.
Don't dwell on it. We got time to learn.
So, we're not going to learn,
Jimmy. One thing we do, we refuse
to learn, so don't even try to do that.
It's in the southwestern part of the state.
It has a prominent panhandle,
Connecticut does. Oh, yeah.
In the western part there. Oh, yeah. In the western part.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's a chunky one sticking out there.
And there is one county in that.
The Hulk panhandle is one county.
And that county is Fairfield County, where this town falls.
Oh, wonderful.
So this is a panhandle county in a kind of an affluent state, in a very affluent area.
Anytime I hear somebody's from Connecticut, I just go, oh, great.
Yeah, yeah. Lots of button-ups in your fucking's from Connecticut, I just go, oh, great. Yeah, yeah.
Lots of button ups in your fucking closet.
Yeah.
I just think that your roads are nice.
Yeah.
I just remember from New York, if you go on I-84, bumpy, bumpy, bumpy, smooth when you
hit Connecticut.
You're like, ooh, they must pay taxes here.
This is nice.
This is great.
You can tell the states that pay taxes right away.
It's like, ooh, Connecticut pays taxes.
New York is shit.
Right.
Even though the taxes are high still,
I don't think anyone's paying them
because these roads suck.
If you go to Arkansas,
there must be no taxes there.
None.
I think, well...
Because you're basically off-roading
when you go to Arkansas.
I think there's no sales tax there.
There can't be anything
because you might as well bring a dune buggy
when you go through there
and hook your shit up to that
and just drag it
because it's horrible.
It probably varies from county to county, but I'm pretty sure that there's no state uh uh sales probably i don't know i know
they have a florida has no income tax and texas has some form of that whatever this is in fairfield
county uh it's about an hour and 50 minutes to new york city so this is like uh some rich people
who live in new york city will or work in new york city and are big shit there will like have
a mansion and that they live in they'll drive two work in New York City and are big shit there will have a mansion that they live in here.
They'll drive two hours to get to that fucking thing.
Yeah, or be driven, either one.
About an hour and 15 to Hartford.
Oh, my God.
I've never thought of that before.
They're being driven by a car.
That would be fucking amazing.
That would be great.
You'd get all your shit done.
You'd hang out.
Can you imagine being rich?
You know what's funny?
You know what the shit part of that is, though?
You know what I thought of?
Because I can't put myself in that light i thought of myself i'd have an hour
and 50 minutes uninterrupted in the back of the car to do research that's what i thought i was
like dude i could be quiet back there i could put the fucking glass thing up nobody could bother me
i'd do tons of research it'd be great i was just thinking about four hours sleep yeah yeah that's
right i'm thinking oh yeah do you ever sleep in a car? Yeah, it's wonderful.
It's the best sleep I ever get.
It rocks you.
It's like boat sleep.
Oh, God, that's awesome, too.
Especially a limo.
It's got that kind of bobbing boat motion because it's so long.
So, yeah, you're going to get that nice.
Oh, that'd be great.
That would be good here.
I said hour 15 to Hartford, an hour and 20 to East Lyme, Connecticut, where we were the last time we were in Connecticut, which was, I don't know, 50 episodes ago or so.
Zip code 06896, area code 203 or 475.
So beware of this panhandle area code coming your way.
That's interesting.
It ran out of area codes before we even got one.
Well, it's a way.
That's funny.
It's true.
Well, it's this year, too.
It's a it's a big area. So it
makes sense that the area codes are split. It's a 32 square mile area. OK, about a half a mile of
that's on water. There's some shit there, but it's mainly just there's a lot of woods here.
It's this is a leafy, nice area. This reading motto here. And this is true, too. I got to say
here, motto, you know nothing about connecticut so
this is the capital so there you go they've tricked everybody that's not no that's not
their motto they don't have a motto but that should be their motto because what do you does
anyone know about connecticut nothing no one gives a shit about connecticut i don't know
i don't know their cap there you go do i know it probably know it i know that that uh if you said
it i'd be like yeah of course that's right but uh i know the mall there has no sales tax i don't know if connecticut has it now but i remember the danbury mall had no
sales tax and everybody would drive there to get school clothes in new york so you'd get bumpy
bumpy bumpy smooth no sales tax and you drive home and that's where the hats were made right
and that's yeah that's right there so uh it's a like i said 32 square miles history of this place uh this place is uh goes back all
these northeast cities aren't like well they found it and no you know we went to canyon lake place or
whatever it was it's like you know 1973 they decided to put it together founded this is you
know 1639 we're talking about sweet peace for this town here colonists began receiving grants for land
within the boundaries of what is now reading yeah this was native american trails were all through
here uh this was the berkshire path ran through there a roger ludlow in 1639 uh was the guy who
he purchased a lot of land from local native americans to establish the city of Fairfield. And then in 1668, Fairfield purchased some more land.
They called Northfield, and part of that is now Reading.
Interesting.
So that's how it came to.
The first colonists to settle the area here.
They lived near a Native American village,
and this Native American village was...
I think something had to be lost in the translation here.
The Native American village was run by a guy named Chickens Warrups.
Warrups.
Which sounds like, it sounds like a blackface performer, like a vaudeville guy who puts
blackface on and goes, I'm Chicken Warrups.
That's what it sounds like, and he's very offensive.
That's what I mean.
It's a racist, offensive character from the 30s.
The guy in blackface coming out doing Anthony Jeselnik jokes.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I feel like him here.
Chicken Warups, or he was also known as Sam Mohawk to some people.
That sounds more racist.
It kind of does.
That sounds worse.
That sounds like a mascot.
It's Mohawk Sam, the mascot for the local baseball team.
The local AAA team the local triple a fucking
you know i don't even know i just tried to think of something offensive to call them and they're
all the names of real sports teams so i give up i was gonna say those red skin never mind fuck that's
racist as shit but i can't use that i don't know you know so whatever it is but uh that's that's
how that worked here old chicken warrups uh He was the guy who all the land deeds pretty much from the settlers in this area, that's who was signing them, was Sammy Mohawk, a.k.a. Chicken Warrups.
That's fascinating.
Yeah, this Chicken Warrups guy.
I'm very fascinated with a guy like that.
I want to know more about him.
Well, Chicken Warrups, he lived in southwestern part of Connecticut in the late 17th century.
Well, chicken more ups. He lived in southwestern part of Connecticut in the late 17th century.
He was he was the guy. He also would he would sell them land for specific things to be like, we want to put a church there.
And the chicken man would be like, all right. All right. Cool. We'll do that.
Chicken man. Chicken man. All right. That's cool.
I feel like he must have been like walking around petting a chicken or something the whole time.
Like the godfather with his cat. He's just petting it.
He had it upside down, though, and was petting its balls.
Just only in the dick.
Interesting.
Very strange.
Is he petting its warps?
What movie is that?
Then he flips.
That's Kramer on Seinfeld.
Does that where he's got it backwards?
He's petting it.
He looks down.
He's like, oh, Jesus.
And he flips the rooster around.
Little Jerry Seinfeld.
Little Jerry.
That's hilarious.
I got a cockfight to win here. I got a lot of things going on so uh yeah chicken warrups in this area uh according to this to the state records here
uh reading uh the original town name was reading like it was reading but spelled reading for some
reason they did that then they just changed it to reading to be you know so people would say it
right because i assume everyone they came into town was like reading huh and they're
like fucking asshole and after a while they went maybe it's us yeah maybe it's maybe we should
spell it the way we want people to say it and just make this easy well i mean who are we kidding here
what are we trying to get them to pronounce it reading because that is not a word that's not a
word but reading is a word and they're seeing a word. But reading is a word. Right. And they're seeing that word.
And they're saying it.
And they're saying it.
Because these people are literate.
They're lettered.
And we have a problem here.
Because you know what they do?
They're used to reading.
Yeah.
So shit.
All right.
Well, let's change it.
They're just reading our fucking sign that says reading.
You think they'd be like, who are we trying to prove?
What are we proving to people here?
We're spelling it this way.
All we're doing is fucking being mispronounced constantly.
I guess there was a town in Berkshire england named uh redding that's spelled that way so that's
always fucking english everything but wig douchebags brought the whole thing down here uh the whole
damn thing also there's a guy named john reed who they say might have been after him who was an early
major land home uh land holder here he was a prominent
lawyer in boston and ended up uh you know having a big having a lot of land here from and being in
boston because he's got money and he can he helped uh he helped get the town boundaries all settled
and all sorts of shit like that uh in 1767 the name was changed to the current spelling of reading
to you know so they said literally to better reflect its pronunciation.
And to stop people from fucking it up.
Yeah, because basically we're tired of being mispronounced.
In 1809, they granted Reading the first U.S. post office, which made the official in 1844 the spelling of the town's name.
Gotcha.
Their first.
It's first.
Yeah, not the first in the country.
Yeah, they got their first because they have a have a few post offices it's more than you know
a few people gotcha first was in philly correct i believe so but i that is not don't tweet us
but yes i believe it is and i'm not positive let's i'm gonna go out on a limb philly new york or dc
let's just say that good guy was one of those three or maybe boston who knows out of those
four plymouth i'm gonna say
one of those four could have been one on a fucking rock out there in massachusetts just sitting at
just a guy on a horse out there going everybody's got some shit i'll be out at the rock you need me
to run that shit somewhere bring it to me you know well you know plymouth bob he just stands
out on the horse on the just give it to him he's like that's who the the uh the postman was was
right named that was kevin cosner start cosner just right yeah he modeled it after him. He's like, that's who the postman was named.
That's the Kevin Cosner start.
Yeah, Cosner just modeled it after him.
He's like, there's a man atop a rock that I want to tell a story about.
He just wants to take some words of yours to somebody else.
That's it here.
1850, they began construction on the Danbury and Norwalk Railroad,
which linked those two cities and helped here.
Obviously, whenever the railroad comes anywhere near a town that's always good uh they began uh extracting mica in the in the
branchville section of reading mica mica a mica mica yeah it's a rock uh you remember great outdoors
it's the old mica mine the kids yell down the thing it always comes back to the great outdoors you went yes now i know
that was the same reactions when i said steve earl was on the wire he's like yes
but i don't think i knew that there was micah in that mine i remember them crawling down the
fucking mine yeah just i remember the old guy saying there's an old band and micah mine down
by the thing and the kids they yell down the, and the teenagers do God knows what in there.
Sorry.
Okay.
Get off the old man.
Great outdoors.
I don't think they should be taking pictures with him.
He died on the way over.
You're a sick man.
You're a sick man.
You're a sick man.
I love that.
Come on, kids.
Maybe the best scene of the movie.
And then the obligatory a dead person breathed on me, which you need to have that.
So over time here, the mine would produce quartz, feldspar, mica, sputamine, whatever
the hell that is.
It sounds like something you'd clean semen up at a jack shack with and column bite, whatever
that the fuck is.
Sounds like a powder.
Yes.
That's hilarious.
It sounds like something that you like, like Ajax, you sprinkle water on the sputumite.
On the sputumite.
And it absorbs the spoo.
Absolutely.
You know, that's what it is.
It's like that shop shit we talked about to clean your hands, except for spooge.
Right.
Except for, it's a jizz breaking agent.
You know, like dish soap breaks apart oil on a commercial?
If we saw this on a commercial, there'd be sperm just swimming for their lives in other directions.
Like when you hit a scorpion when they got the babies on the back.
Oh, yeah, they flee everywhere.
It would just fucking jump.
Just like little swimmers everywhere.
They're all going to die.
So gross.
In 1834, Gilbert and Bennett Company purchased the site of a former comb mill
yes a comb mill how do you mill combs we mill combs here that sounds isn't that a plastic
manufacturer i'm hoping that's some sort of honeycomb but i think they probably it's probably
comb mills uh they began producing wire mesh cloth after that for like you know
window screens and and see the thing i'm laughing about this stuff because that seems like a useless
fucking tool yeah a useless product yeah that probably built this town and made them a fortune
look on your zipper every zipper is made by the same company.
Right.
Like, you don't think about a zipper.
No one thinks, like, I'm going to be the biggest zipper fucking kingpin in the world.
But the guy or lady or whoever it is who takes in the majority of the profit from the zipper corporation is making a goddamn fortune because there's, like, 46 billion pairs of pants with your zipper on it.
So even at a penny a piece you're
making out you know the people that made this mesh they probably figured out that there are
homes going up everywhere with 30 40 windows on them that we put those sieves too for that sort
of shit so mash on every fucking house and we're gonna clean i can never think of shit like this
i've always thought of that i'll see some weird business that sounds boring as fuck and i'm like how do you get into that who thinks of that but that guy probably has a lot
of money whoever that they have money whoever owns this shit and i didn't think of that one
of the biggest houses in arizona the man that owns it and lives in it uh didn't even do it
mind you uh but he still owns the patent because it's his family's oh boy it's the fucking wire
twist ties that go on there. Yeah, there you go.
Wire twist ties on bread.
The man's house is fucking 40 acres.
That's what I'm saying.
It's huge.
That's what I mean.
That's right there.
That's the whole point.
I need a thing like that.
I have an idea, too, that's really lame and boring, too, and I'm going to have it made.
Let's have your dad do it, and you don't have to do shit.
That's a good idea.
I have enough going on.
I'm going to be designing smart things uh so samuel clemens mark twain as we
might know here lived in redding uh yes he moved here in 1908 and this was his final home he died
in 1910 here uh he built a like a big villa here and the villa could not accommodate all of his books that he had and his like
personal library.
So he donated them to the library of what would now then become the Mark Twain
library.
That's there now.
And this,
this place has retained some about 200 of the original 3000 volumes that he
donated.
That's awesome.
Which is pretty fucking cool.
And a bunch of other stuff too.
It's like kind of a museum.
This library,
you can go there and see a book that that dude hold that day yeah
that was his book in his house that he'd had on a shelf and might have uh influenced him in some
way shape or form it's kind of neat right there that's kind of badass uh so uh 1987 this gilbert
and bennett people that we told about the the the question all that and the micah mines and
everything they are like honored in history as an anachronism
uh in the u.s uh as in the u.s uh of u.s industry and labor uh this was the national register of
historic places uh they cited them as quote peaceful tree-lined residential streets converge
on functioning industrial complex well-preserved historic houses stand cheek by jowl with modern factories the
deteriorated slum neighborhoods associated with modern industry do not exist the elite of georgetown
almost exclusively associated with gilbert and bennett lived in the midst of their workers the
predictable ethnic neighborhoods did exist in georgetown outside of the district for the most
part i mean let's not go crazy. But their employees were apparently encouraged to occupy or build houses next to the mansions
of the officers of the company.
That's cool.
They were like, you can build some shit here.
They were saying it was a really weird thing where they would have like these weird worker
complexes, which sounds really creepy.
Like, I'll just build a house on the boss's lawn.
Like, who the fuck wants to do that?
You want to get as far away from that guy as possible?
But back then, I mean, you could fuck off at work a little easier.
Well, I guess they didn't, like, drop him in a mine at night.
So that was considered downright classy back then and compassionate.
Like, oh, they're nice to their workers.
1999, the EPA, Environmental Protection Agency, designated the factory pond and surrounding land a federal Superfund site to spur the remediation of pollution.
We need to clean this shit up.
Absolutely.
Reading was selected as the second best small town by Connecticut Magazine in 2012,
and it was selected as the fourth best town to live in nationwide by CNN Money in 2009.
Population here, 9,293, so 9,293, which is up 17% since 1990.
Older crowd here.
And when you look at a lot of things to do, a lot of it is there's things skewed towards families, and there's a lot skewed toward old people.
Bocce ball and bridge and shit like that?
Old people with money type of thing.
Median age, 48.8.
So that's 11 years older than the national average.
More females than males. So that tells you that it's a little older right there.
61% married, which is way more than the 50% norm. I don't know. That's a lot of times older people
too. Retired. Well, there's a lot of people with money here who tend to, it's weird, but they tend
to be married. Yeah, they'll marry. They tend to be be like uh well i think it's also if you buy a big house maybe you don't maybe
you have like an apartment in the city and then you get married and then if you're wealthy then
you buy a big house in connecticut got it type of thing also i just thought every this this place
just reminds me of the money pit with tom hanks that's that's what this is i feel like because
you got so much fucking money and well i just feel like that's the neighborhood we're in is like the money pit with these
big houses.
And also the people are probably not divorcing because they've got all these assets and it's
just a lot.
Yeah.
Rich people will just sit there and well, I guess I'll wait you out.
You wait me out.
And whoever dies last is going to have a happy end of their life.
They're both fucking around on each other.
They're going to get the tennis instructor and he's a secretary. that's the way it goes baby but they got a big house but
look at this house you know you don't even have to be in the same side of the house as your whoever
so uh widowed population here is higher than normal like we said a little bit older uh married
with children is also a little bit higher uh it's a with no children. Not a lot, about half the average.
So not a good place to really mingle and party, especially if you are not white, because race
with this town is, as you might expect, 92% white.
So pretty goddamn white.
1.34% black.
Those, I assume, possibly the workers building their houses on the lawn of their office.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's what it feels like, though, probably.
I'm sure these rich people have those thoughts sometimes of the workers could just live on the lawn.
That way we don't have to pay them as much.
What do they need?
Living expenses.
Good God.
But that one point whatever is probably just a couple of Yankees or Knicks that moved out.
Yeah, that's true, too.
Yeah, you got a good point there.
1.27% Asian, which is less than half the average of usual here.
Way less Hispanic.
It's usually about 17% Hispanic.
It's 3% here.
So, yeah, it's religion in this town.
64% of the people are religious, which is shocking, honestly.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's going to be your older people, too.
But, yeah, that's a lot for a northeast town. It's a lot. That's going to be your older people, too. But yeah, that's a lot for a northeast town.
It's very strange.
64% and 45.7% Catholic.
Wow.
That is heavy-duty Catholic.
The Baptists of the North.
You betcha.
Absolutely right there.
0.5% LDS.
They're trying to move in.
They're always a man.
Yeah.
Well, they have to save up to move there.
They're like, Utah is like half the price.
Fuck, man. This is expensive. They stop tithing to buy a house. Yeah, that's yeah they have to save up to move there they're like utah is like half the price fuck man this is expensive to buy a house yeah that's what they have to do two percent jewish which is the highest we've ever had two percent that's incredible i don't think we've
ever had more than one percent that's incredible those are new yorkers two percent yeah 0.6 percent
islam uh 55 percent democratic uh 44 percent republican in this town this is bernie's wheelhouse in it
well connecticut not really these are educated uh kind of elitist type these are the these are
these people all went to good colleges and these people all have like yeah this is a different
they've had a head start yeah this isn't this isn't a birkenstock wearing hippie liberal these
are this is privilege this is yes this is uh let me explain to you from the beginning why my point of view is whatever.
It's superior to yours.
Yes, exactly.
Because my dad, whatever the third, knows better.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, no, their dad, the third, is the opposite.
He's the one who had his workers living on his lawn going, I don't understand why this isn't good enough.
Why do they need plumbing?
I don't understand that.
They have buckets, don't they?
But his dad knew better to pinch a penny and hang on to it all so that they can have a better life.
Definitely.
Unemployment rate's 5%, which is normal.
That's pretty average here.
Median household income is where we're going to go off the charts here.
Normally, it's a little under $54,000.
Here it is $121,667.
Wow.
So a different kind of-
$70,000 more than the average.
Average is the median household has $121,667.
So that's living it up right there.
Finance and insurance, there's more than twice as many of those jobs. Real estate and that Finance and insurance. There's more than twice as many
of those jobs. Real estate and that sort of thing. There's more than twice as many of those jobs.
Professional scientific and technical services. Three times as many as of those jobs. Yes. Not a
lot of not a lot of like manufacturing. It's half. So this is this is some white collar shit here.
There's not a lot of blue-collar shit. This is some white-collar shit here.
Median home cost here.
Wow.
$534,200.
Holy shit.
It is now $216,000 in the rest of the country.
$534,000 here.
For a piece of shit.
This is crazy.
Yeah, wait till we get to that.
Okay.
You can't get...
There is no houses available that are worth under $100,000.
So there's not even like a shack.
And then like $100,000 to $200,000, less than 1% of the houses.
Most of the houses fall in the 37% fall in the $500,000 to $750,000 range.
Squeezing you out.
Yeah.
And if we've convinced you that you are rich enough and this sounds wonderful, you'd like to live in leafy Redding, Connecticut. We have for you the Redding, Connecticut real estate report.
Your average two bedroom apartment here goes for $2,560, which is more than twice the national average.
And that's like L.A. prices.
That's fucking high.
Maybe not quite L.A. That's San Diego. That's like la prices that's fucking high maybe not quite la san diego that's that's san diego that's that's that's high right there three bedroom
two bath home i found 1700 square feet and it is rough really uh it's yeah it doesn't look like
it's you need some work this thing's real rough 269 900 so that's a bargain there though i mean
that's a fucking crazy that's a fixer-u. I found a five bedroom, four bath, forty seven hundred ninety square foot home.
Beautiful big home.
Five hundred forty nine thousand dollars there, which I mean, for that price there, I guess that's not terrible, but still very fucking expensive.
I found a six bedroom, 11 bath, fourteen thousand eight hundred and866 square foot.
Holy shit.
Beautiful palatial village, village, villa for $6 million.
Holy fuck.
So, yeah.
That one's really fucking up the Zestimates in the area.
Really driving them up.
But it says like there's a long list of like, you know, directors and producers and musicians that live in this town.
Yeah, because it's New York. It's their weekend house from new york they live in new york during the week they come out there that's their weekend home that they you know have their families
and shit things to do in this town it is dubbed the quote vermont of connecticut so for whatever
that's worth there you go uh yeah because it's there's a lot of trails and a lot of hiking this
is a more open area than a lot of the surrounding areas.
Once you get out of here, Fairfield's a big city, and places like that are pretty big.
Not a huge city, but it's a pretty big fucking city by Connecticut standards.
There's more than 66 miles of trails in this area here, so that's a big deal.
It's like a little New York.
That's what it is.
They have the Putnam State Memorial uh memorial state parks the new pond farm
a 102 acre environmental education center and uh that sort of thing here kayaking area uh they have
the sester centennial events which is the 250 year anniversary of the town which they're celebrating
and it's a big deal they call it sester that's the sester centennial s okay i got
it sester centennial it's a double centennial and a half it's a yeah you got a couple and a
half centennials hey how many centennials you throw in a sester that's how many i'll give you
two and a half all right good enough a lot of events coming up for that crime rate in this town
these people pay for a certain thing here uh crime rate is uh property crime is less than half the average of
the rest of the country violent crime murder rape robbery assault the amount rushmore of uh of crime
is about one-third the normal rate of the rest of the country okay so it this is a this is a safe
yeah very safe their tax dollars are going to police they're going to police and probably
walls and
shit like that but making their shell themselves fucking very visible kids can ride their bikes
on these smooth smooth streets of this town relatively safe we'll say here uh so let's
talk about a few people that ended up living in this town that weren't very affluent people
no they found an apartment riffraff in they let the riffraff in? They let the riffraff in. They found an apartment. These kids,
nice kids, they're known as a
group of, quote, happy-go-lucky
young men, as they're
described. Frat boys. They're not
actually. They're not frat boys. They're kind
of the, they're kind of us,
Jimmy. Oh, really? They
weren't that good in school.
You know, they were smoking cigarettes.
But they figured out $2,500 a month.
But they figured out kind of what to do
and how to work it and they were like kind of
in a band. They're like 21 years old, these kids
and that sort of thing. But they're the type of
kids we would have known rather than the type
of kids where we would have been left.
That fucking asshole lives in that huge house.
That kid that we both hated.
We had twins at our high school
and both the fuckers, they had... I like that we both grew up poor had twins at our high school and both the fuckers they had
i like that we both grew up poor so we can hate those people together because that helps me out
a lot because i was always like you motherfucker these fuckers drove a a lowered tahoe that was
like professionally like everybody had a lowered car but we chopped the shit out of them to lower
but it wasn't like you and your cousin doing it was actually somebody wasn't somebody on the
weekend like cutting the springs and then putting them back in.
These kids doesn't look bad, right?
It's all like fucking leaning one.
Does it look professional?
Yeah, it's great.
Don't worry about it.
These kids had a lowered Tahoe.
It's like a fucking Dr. Dre video.
It's fine.
The car was probably 30 grand and then they cut the shit out of it.
Jesus Christ.
And it was an unbelievable vehicle.
That's terrible.
And everybody hated them because they
didn't do it you know what i mean their parents fucking did that for him and paid money for it
yeah and and you don't but all the chicks dug them the chicks oh i bet yeah there were chubby
kids and that were dorks until they had the car we had a couple kids who were getting blowies then
they're getting yeah we had a few rich kids but not that many and all those rich kids were like
oh their their parents are in the mafia.
It was shit like that.
Like an Italian kid.
And they own the fucking waste management company around there.
And you're like, oh, okay.
Now I get it.
Now I get it.
Shit like that.
And then one kid I knew whose dad was a fireman who died.
So they had some money.
You know what I mean?
Otherwise, we were all poor.
I had friends with their family who lived in an abandoned school bus for a while. Those were my friends. That's my kind of people. Yeah, that's what I mean? Like, otherwise, we were all poor. I had friends where their family lived in an abandoned school bus for a while.
And those were my friends.
That's my kind of people.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Those were my friends.
And then I hear about these fucks and I'm like, yeah.
So these kids, I don't mind.
I'm all right with these kids.
I went to school with a fucking mayor's kid.
And then he left after elementary or middle school.
He went to a private high school because your town isn't good enough.
We would have beat the fuck out of that kid.
Yeah, well, shit. Maybe make the kids in there happier make them not so poor and they won't beat up
your son i'm not sending him with their poor kids so this is a close-knit circle of kids who all
went to school together yeah they were they were boy scouts together they were volunteer firefighters
together okay they were like kind of had a band
that they had together they're they're cool nice kids that everybody likes like hard workers they're
not like they weren't good in school they're not like academic they're not going to college they're
just like kind of cool blue collar kids that people like uh scott auerbach who is 21 years
old this is uh we'll catch it in 1994 here uh he is 21 years old a david froelich who is 21 years old. This is, we'll catch it in 1994 here. He is 21 years old.
David Froelich, who is 22 years old.
Is that F-R-O-E-L-I-C-H?
Yeah, you got it right there.
That's oftentimes pronounced Fralich.
Fralich, yeah, I've seen it, Fralich.
But then there's the guy who played for the Falcons.
That's Fralich, F-R-A-L-I-C.
So that's what I see.
I only know that because I went to school with a kid,
and we all mispronounced it and he would always
yell at us. No. Interesting.
And I know somebody that's Frohman like that.
So it's Frohman.
So I don't know. So whatever it is. Frohlich or
Frohlich. However it goes. It could be
Frohlich. And I'm taking
pronunciation advice from Jimmy Wissman.
The master of...
If you don't get that joke, it's because
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fralick is the difference in certain well the o e h the rule actually there in the german language
is the fuck out of here we are both equally clueless but you could be right here on this one i wish i didn't
know how to pronounce that because that kid's a dickhead but whatever
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We also have a Jason Truitz, Truitz, this is a tough one to pronounce. T-R-u-s-e-w-i-c-z don't look at me yeah exactly
so that's usually it's at the end so truets trusewitz i'm going to say now all of them
except for jason trusewitz there uh were all graduates from the same high school they all
graduated from joel barlow high school there in redding uh they were called a susan haig here
who's the assistant principal there called called them, quote, good kids.
So said they were in several activities, the school theater production.
They were in the wilderness survival program.
They were into that, which that seems weird for a kid.
I don't know.
Unless you live in like the south or something and you're just into the outdoors.
Kids from Connecticut.
I'm going to be a wilderness survivor in Redding, Connecticut.
I had a friend who I just recently found out he was an Eagle Scout.
Interesting.
And he didn't tell any of us in high school because he didn't want to get paid.
I was going to say, in the 90s in high school, that would not have been the plus for you.
To be an Eagle Scout.
I was like, where are you going this weekend?
He's like, I got shit to do.
And I'm like, you don't want to come hang out?
And he's like, no, no, I got places to be.
You know you would have said what are you blowing your scoutmaster
that's what it would have been
that would have been the thing
what are you talking about
you're going on a boy scout trip
you fucking nerd
what the hell's going on
yeah what are you
eight
what's
do you have cookies you can sell me
meanwhile he's now a pharmacist
and makes a boatload of money
and the boy scouts helped him none with that
I don't think
does he tie the pills
does he tie the sandwich baggie
and a knot on top like a drug dealer when he gives you your pills does he tie the sandwich baggie in a knot on top
like a drug dealer when he gives you your pills and he goes i learned that not in the scouts
i don't think that is that's a fucking square knot on your zanac impressive right there you're
gonna need scissors to get it that bad blake so enjoy it's to slow you down uh so they were they
were not uh they're not known as as good students in high school but they didn't cause any trouble
that's what they were they didn't fuck they weren't they were c students you know that sort
of thing here uh they uh they'd not gone to college but they were saying they were kind of
just finding their way they had jobs they were trying to you know the three of them together
if they live in an apartment they can afford the rent uh that sort of thing they were they were
trying their best uh the uh freil his father, is a retired mechanical engineer.
And Freilich has seven brothers.
Froelich Freilich has seven brothers and sisters, by the way.
Jesus, fuck.
So he's one of eight.
So you know they're a retired mechanical engineer, which could make some good money.
But I don't care what you are with eight kids.
That's a lot.
That engineer was thrilled that he found a woman that would fuck him.
And he fucked her a lot.
Yeah, a lot. He's like, we're going to do this would fuck him, and he fucked her a lot. Yeah, a lot.
He's like, we're going to do this shit.
I can't believe you like me.
I'm an engineer.
He's one of the 45.7% Catholic where he's like, sorry, we're throwing down.
We have a mission to repopulate this motherfucker, and I know it's not valid anymore.
That's from thousands, but still, we're going to do it anyway.
That nerd likes pussy.
I like him.
Yes, he does.
Yeah, you can't not like him for that
uh his father here said of uh his son uh of his son david he said quote he was not a good student
he smoked cigarettes and i often got on him for the wrong reasons but david had more friends than
i ever had he was always up and always smiling yeah his dad was a nerd exactly his dad is a
nerd he's like why can't you get good grades and he's like because my finger is
in a girl right now that's why it's hard to study while i'm literally there's a girl's hand down my
pants that's why one hand is inside a woman and the other one is smoking a cigarette i don't i'm
sorry i what do you want me to do you would have you would kill for this dad and you know right
the neighbor
likes the taste of my dick that's why yeah what the fuck what about that don't you understand
and i'm fucking 17 yeah well this is don't care this is yeah i could understand him being like i
want you to be go to college he's a mechanical engineer i want you to be smart and go to college
and he's like nope no i got this guitar and the cigarette and the girls come running so this is
going to be better so uh september 1st 1994 yeah this is exciting times for these young men here
and this is exciting they decide they're going to get an apartment and they all move in together
okay so that's that's hot shit when you're 20 21 22 and you're going to get a place with your
two buddies no college no college but no no uh you know no, 22 and you're going to get a place with your two buddies. No college. No college, but no
parents, no nothing.
You all got to go to work and you come home at night and you're
going to hang out and you're going to drink beer and you're going to
smoke a joint and you're going to play your music and you're going to
have chicks over. And that's
what people are trying to do here.
I mean, it's the life of a college student minus the college.
They just go to work during the day.
I'm going to go make money instead of fucking
sit and listen to somebody. I've sat and listened to somebody for the past 18 years i didn't like it
no and then all the people listening to those people i'll live on their lawn someday and that'll
be wonderful for me but for now everything's fun because i'm getting the chicks right so uh these
two these three scott david jason uh they move into this apartment the address here is 166 Portland Avenue. It's in the Georgetown section of Redding, Connecticut.
This place, on this property, it was a single-family residence that had been enlarged a little bit.
There's some additions that we'll talk about.
And it's converted into three different apartments.
So that's kind of how they did this.
The landlord lived here with his family, and we'll talk about him.
And then he ended up
moving away and made this into three separate units to rent out.
So try to make it a, you know, generate some cash off of this.
An income, right.
An income property.
There you go.
When he lived there for approximately 10 years, now he's going to try to make it an income
property here.
Yeah, not a bad deal.
The first floor of the building was two apartments, and the second floor, the whole second floor, was the third apartment.
Yeah, man.
So it's a split thing with a third.
Exactly.
There was a two-story glass atrium attached to one side of the building and a spiral stairway inside the atrium that provided that the people came up from the ground to get up to the second floor apartment.
Beautiful.
You got your own entrance.
That was their entrance, yeah.
And it's fucking luxury.
That's kind of cool, a spiral staircase atrium.
In a glass atrium.
Yeah, dude, if you're 21.
Fucking yeah.
And you're bringing, yeah, that's good.
Parading fucking.
I would have kept that shit so Windexed when I was 21.
Oh my God.
That shit would have been so nice.
I'd have been like, you like my atrium?
I would heat it in the wintertime so that it fogs up just a little bit. Oh yeah. Absolutely. windex when i was 21 that shit would have been so nice and then like you like my atrium i would
heat it in the winter time so that it fogs up just a little bit oh yeah absolutely just a little just
a little bit it's warm at the top to where it's like i want to be in there looks warm in there
it's like a like a mug of hot chocolate up there look at that the frothing right up at the top
it's a thing of beauty yeah man i thought about this and I'm like, this is a fucking great thing for these kids.
I'm like, this sounds so fun.
This is a this is this is a dream of anybody that didn't go to college.
You know, I mean, that's yeah, it's just starting out.
This is fun.
This is like this is to hang out with your friends and to just have a level of.
I know we're over glorifying this because we're because we're wishing we're wishing
we both have kids and shit like that so we like we're over glorifying the free like no one's ever
asking you for anything we're gonna get very specific about it and shit like no one's has a
bedtime and like no one asks you for shit wouldn't it be great to yell at somebody for eating your
cold pizza oh my god grown adult what the fuck then you'd just be like, deliver me a new one now.
And that's your biggest problem.
That's great.
Fucking, fucking, he's a dick, man.
No, he eats all my pizza, bro.
I fucking order it, man.
No, fuck that, man.
I went to that Mongolian grill where you just stuff everything in there.
You get as much as you want, so I get leftovers.
I brought that shit home.
That was like four fucking meals, man.
He ate all that shit, man.
He ate fucking all. I was was gonna meal prep that bro as a matter of fact he even stole my weed and
got that's why he ate it all so fuck him stole my weed and my fucking mongolian grill that's not bad
if you're going through that right now and that feels like shit enjoy it it's gonna be fun because
that you have no worries your best. It probably is your best day.
Yeah, because here's the thing.
I'll get pizza or I'll get whatever I want and bring it home, put it in the fridge, and I wake up the next morning and it's gone.
Oh, it's going to be gone.
And it was a fucking kid that can't-
Oh, yeah, he can't yell at him for it.
He can't replace it.
No, and he can't replace it.
Yeah, he has no responsibility.
He's going to use my credit card.
I'm buying it again, you fucker.
How's he going to get there?
Right.
Yeah, he's not going to replace it.
And they don't even feel any shame at all.
At least this guy, you could maybe shame something.
I don't know, man.
I just I feel like, yeah, they had a good time.
But honestly, though, maybe that wouldn't be so fun.
Now that I think about it, I bet it smells in there.
But it smells like balls.
Of course it does.
It smells like, you know what?
Never mind.
It's a fraternity minus the other 18 dudes.
Yeah.
And it's just and these
guys got plenty of room to spread out you they got their leg like in a frat house like they've
got their legs closed because there's dudes like lapping it oh yeah i mean big time push up against
them here their balls are open oh it's it's a summer time it's not fun it's a ball swinging
kind of house right here this is a free ball and house just happening all over the place
this is a this here's a free ballin' house.
Free ballin' household.
I almost said free basing household.
This here's a free basing household.
Your free basing ball scent is what you're doing.
Oh, that's disgusting.
That's tough.
No one wants to free base ball scent.
So they have this atrium.
Also, there is a Lauren Spear.
Her and her five-year-old son live in the front first floor apartment, and the rear
first floor apartment is occupied by Freddy Altamirano.
That's not that bad.
Yes, he's from Costa Rica, as a matter of fact.
He's an immigrant.
He lives there with three other unknown men.
Also, they kind of stuffed themselves into that.
Stowaways.ways yeah pretty much
it's uh yeah they're uh the uh freddie altamont altamirano uh his legal status is dubious at best
at this point uh immigration wise so uh you can keep that in mind that he is willing to
he's willing to go along with a lot of things because he's afraid, basically. Him and three other people live there.
The guys, on the other hand, the boys here, they all, Scott, David, and Jason,
they slept, they crammed their beds into closets, basically,
because the place wasn't that big, and there's three of them.
So they crammed, the two of them crammed their beds into the large closets,
and then the Trueswits or whatever had been
sleeping on the living room couch, apparently, there.
And then their landlord, this place is owned by a guy named Jeffrey Kent Ferguson, who
sounds like a big douchebag, as a matter of fact.
This is a grown man in his 30s and 40s through this board.
Well, no, this is a grown man with a ponytail.
Oh, boy.
So let's keep that in mind.
And it's not a cool ponytail.
He's an older guy, you know, like 40s with long hair just in a ponytail.
Vile.
Yeah, it's bad stuff.
The worst.
He's not like a rock star.
No.
He's not Johnny Depp.
He doesn't even put like a face at the fucking...
Nope, he's a handyman.
Oh, boy.
So he's a ponytailed handyman.
That makes sense.
That tells you a lot there about this
jeffrey kent ferguson they're always up to something those guys with ponytails don't trust
especially this ponytail if you saw this guy you'd be like oh jesus christ fuck man he grew up in
lower fairfield county uh he was uh he was a boy scout when he was a kid uh this ferguson also uh
he had a couple of uh couple legal problems when he was younger uh he this Ferguson also. He had a couple of legal problems when he was younger.
He really was into the scouting, though.
He had a ton of merit badges, and he was like Mr. Boy Scout.
Working on Eagle.
Dude, that's what he was all about.
Like I said, he had this focus to get badges.
He wanted to develop every skill that the new badge needed uh you to do uh he looked
forward to overnight camping trips that sort of thing he was super into being a scout he became
a scout uh and around age 12 is when he joined and he stayed active up until he was about 15 or so
okay so that's not maybe three years i i remember kids in school do you remember in elementary
school when kids would come to school in the scout uniform?
That's just embarrassing.
They had it right after school?
That's terrible.
I remember that.
I'd just be like, what a fucking dildo.
What a dildo.
You can't put that shit in your mom's back seat.
What are you doing?
Maybe it was because my parents weren't responsible enough to get me to any kind of meeting on
a regular basis, and I was upset about that possibly.
But I took it out on that kid and his fucking ascot.
Nice ascot. Toughot tough guy like that
was fucking my grandfather was a scout master and he was re he is he's just such an outdoorsy dude
he rides horses he's a fucking man's man he can build anything with his hands are all gnarled now
from the arthritis well all that kid touching will do that for you i'm just kidding sorry i had to i
had to there's very nice people i don't know why he stopped doing it, but he he was he's the epitome of a scoutmaster.
I know that he didn't like what the fucking scouts were becoming.
Yeah, we're known for a lot of weird politics in the.
Well, there's a lot of fucking rumors and facts.
There's facts and rumors and cover ups.
And then there's also religions that came in and tried to take it over.
There's a lot of problems.
He's one of the jamborees and all that shit oh boy so good at what he did
zippity fucking do that going to the jamboree build a tp motherfuckers why don't they just
have like cookies i don't get that one or brownies then sell some brownies and one
selling cookies what's going on boy scouts get your shit together what do you think it's not
manly enough?
Guess what?
Those girls will buy you and sell you a hundred times over, so I don't give a shit what you think is manly.
Make some fucking cookies.
Yeah, they're clearly cleaning up a lot better than you boys are.
Dude, they have contracts with major, all the ice cream makers have all the different
flavors, ice cream.
That's a huge business, man.
That's a huge industry.
Those kids should be pulling up. When they sell out in front's a huge industry those kids should be pulling up
when they sell out in front of the grocery store they should be pulling up in like a big escalade
limo with they should give them the green one you know mary k gives them the fucking pink
that's exactly right mint mint green there you go thin mint green they call it it's a new color
just for that thin mint green jeep pulling up in a thin mint green
jeep that would be perfect man it's all fucking true it's green just with blue with a dark dark
chocolate brown on the top and bottoms of the car though around the bottom and around the top
that's what you do right there oh my god girl scouts of america painted on the fucking hood
they're in the samoa mobile. Look at that. Wow.
That's a cool one.
They all come out with lays on and shit.
It's Team Samoa.
I only want the shortbread.
The trefoil truck is the only one I'm interested in.
Those are the ones you want?
Love those things.
You're out of your mind. The shortbread ones, and I like a Thin Mint.
I'll take a Thin Mint.
The new s'mores cookie.
I haven't had that.
It's a fucking sandwich, and it is absurd how good like a tag
along yeah tag along is that the peanut butter one that's yeah but it's not the sandwich that's
made up from two brillo pads and some dry peanut butter it's not that one two triscuits and some
peanut butter it's the the chocolate one with a little chip with the end with the little indent
right i love the little the little it's like a handle So good. In the middle, it's just a little reservoir of peanut butter.
Oh, okay.
It's dug out.
Oh, fuck, they're good.
The Samoa is the most perfect cookie that's ever been made.
Yeah, yeah, you don't like coconut.
I can't eat coconut.
But that thing is legit.
People love those fucking things.
The caramel...
I wish I liked it.
The coconut sticks to the caramel so perfectly.
It's amazing.
I would like more caramel in your cookies, Girl Scouts, if there's anything.
And dark chocolate?
Fuck out of here. It's amazing. I would like more caramel in your cookies, Girl Scouts, if there's anything. And dark chocolate? Fuck out of here.
That's amazing.
Now I want devil dogs and ring dings, and I want coffee cakes, because I heard they're
back now from Drake's.
Coffee cakes, which I've been craving for years, and I want coffee.
Drake's, if you can hear me, I love everything you sent me.
Thank you very much.
I'd like some coffee cakes, please.
I'll talk about them incessantly.
This is what happens when we record after dinner.
Yes, this is what happens.
Now I want dessert.
Now I want cookies and fucking devil talk.
I have crunch berries, man.
You know what I mean?
You know, that's eating at my mind right now.
So one man here, this guy here, we're going to hear about him.
We hear about this guy.
He'll have a bunch of things to say, and they all are different, which is funny.
He's an old man.
He's like an 82-year-old man at this point 70 something year old man uh samuel uh lipofsky uh here he
remembers that uh jeffrey would call uh this lipofsky samuel and ask him for rides to his
troop meetings because he was a scout master that lived around there uh this man the samuel says
quote i was his scout master i got along real good with him.
He said he was a very good scout.
This guy lives across the street from Ferguson's mother.
Oh, okay, I got you.
He grew up across the street from this guy here.
When he took off, I guess they said he was normal
when he would be outside of the Boy Scouts.
He wasn't a weirdo.
He wasn't like, he didn't just sit in his room.
He didn't go sit in the woods by himself
and try to burn ants with a magnifying glass.
Plan the next outing with young boys.
He'd go out with the other kids in the neighborhood
and, you know, just like everybody else did back then.
He was born in 1951.
So late 50s, early 60s, they just send your kids outside.
They ride their bikes.
They play baseball.
They do shit.
They come home unraped, usually.
There it is.
More often than not.
Unless they went to church.
Unlike now.
Unless they went to church.
Which the funny part is, that's safe.
Right.
Because they were like, we'll send them to church.
Yeah, that way he stays out of trouble.
But that's not, stays out of the wrong kind of trouble.
Right.
So his scoutmaster here said he quote he got along with
the other kids real well and he had many friends who were scouts and not scouts too so it's
everybody said he was very normal uh he i guess this street was a very wide street that he grew
up on and so this was like where all the kids from all the other neighborhoods would come to play
because it was a really wide street. This Jeffrey Ferguson had three brothers,
and they would always be playing.
Their family's front yard and the street in front of it was kind of like the central.
You know, there's always whoever's front yard
is like the central base that everybody gathers at.
The most fun one.
Yeah.
Or the coolest parents, one of the two.
I was going to say, if they had some juice boxes
that they throw out to, who wants some Capri Suns?
Ooh, we're hanging out in your yard from now on.
My mom doesn't have a shit in there.
The Samuel Lepofsky said, quote, he was out there playing ball all the time.
I always found him to be no different than any of the other kids in the neighborhood.
He was a very polite young man from my experience with him.
Keep that in mind.
He was out there playing ball.
I always found him to be no different than the other kids.
He was a very polite young man and all the other kids liked him and he was out there playing ball. I always found him to be no different than the other kids. He was a very polite young man, and all the other kids liked him, and he was fine.
Got it.
Remember that for later, because he has a completely different statement later, where
you're like, did you get hit in the fucking head?
I realize you're like 80, but did you go senile overnight and just change who you are?
Did you forget what you said about this man?
That's literally what it is.
I think you are mistaken. Do you want to go back to your notes? Do you want what you said about this man? That's literally what it is. I think you are mistaken.
Do you want to go back to your notes?
Do you want to go back?
Are you sure you're talking about the same kid, sir?
Yeah, like if there's a detective on the stand and he brings up a name of a person who's not in the case and you're like,
Detective, I think maybe you're talking about the wrong case.
And he goes, oh, yes, I'm sorry.
Geez, I'm on the wrong page.
Page four.
Yeah, okay, this guy.
Yeah, he's a scumbag.
So there was no rape in this case.
What are you talking about yeah this is a this is just a boundary dispute between a company and a residential area on where the
fence should go there's a i don't believe rape has ever been did anybody rape anyone in this no
i think you're out of line and that's when he broke in and raped her i think you're out of
line detective i really do i did nothing of the sort I did nothing of the sort.
I did nothing of the sort.
Rape the old lady over a boundary.
This is a hearing about us, like a corporate it's a corporation commission hearing.
His license is expired. That's all we're talking about.
What you're saying, this is
really weird.
Very strange. This is really out of hand.
What you're talking about, exactly.
This is a dispute with the
homeowners association. Have you been drinking about, exactly. It's a dispute with the Homeowners Association.
Officer, have you been drinking?
The color of his flowers.
Officer, does that scotch I smell on your breath?
Yeah, it is.
Yes, it is.
All right, that explains it.
Now everything's fine.
That explains it.
Now I'm okay, now that I know.
So this Ferguson here, this fella here,, his next door neighbor, Dorothy Wood, who
lived there forever, said the whole family was very quiet, generally kept to themselves.
The kids were normal.
Everything's fine.
The worst people.
Exactly.
The worst.
The worst.
But I mean, the people you need to fear.
Yeah.
So he grew up in a nice suburb, nice area with four brothers and sisters and a big wide
drive, big wide road and everybody playing and Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts and all that horse shit.
He did have a little trouble with the law, this Jeffrey Ferguson.
16 years old is his first brush with the law.
It is Halloween 1966.
And him and a 15-year-old pal were at the Staples High School on North Avenue.
They got there before dawn.
were at the Staples High School on North Avenue.
They got there before dawn.
And before them, what they did here, in white capital letters,
they have a sign out front that says Staples High School, Westport, Connecticut.
Connecticut abbreviated, C-O-N-N.
And it's in white capital letters and a dark background.
Underneath, it's a smaller sign, and says gift, a gift of the class of 1966.
At that point, your gift, senior gift.
Right.
These boys, apparently this Jeffrey and another boy tore both signs down and just completely destroyed the lumber that made them just chopped them all up and left them in a pile of wood at the front.
Boys.
That's what boys will be boys.
Now that is in 1966.
Boys, they were pissed though back then uh they also said that they came around and found uh uh 1969 spray
painted on the side of the auditorium for some reason here i guess graduating class or something
yeah 1969 here uh over there uh so that's what the police found three days later the uh the the newspaper
the westport town crier called this vandalism quote the meanest trick of its kind in years
oh for pete's sake you know you know that you are in a fucking small town when they call
destroying a wooden sign that they just put up and some paint on the side of an auditorium,
the meanest trick of its kind in years.
In years.
It's not like it's like 1975 and they're painting 69 all over the place.
They're literally painting the year that it is.
That's it.
One of the seniors from that class, 1966, wrote a letter to the newspaper and termed
the vandalism quote a malicious contemptible
deed done by some inconsiderate child somebody was super proud of their wood fucking sign a high
school senior said that that sounds like the prosecutor for any any district attorney across
the land is what that sounds like some malicious contemptible deed that sounds like some horrible crime that sounds like most of the
crimes we cover lately hurt a child yeah or or very or you there's a hot sauce bottle or a shovel
handle or what we had last week and jesus which was probably worse than all of that maybe so maybe
so it's it's just the overreaction to things like that in small towns when they haven't seen
like really awful things.
I mean, it's shitty.
It's stupid.
The kid's an idiot.
Make him fucking pay for it.
Work it off.
Whatever it is.
It's the 60s.
I don't know.
But yeah, they're acting like they're literally acting like it was the last tree.
He burned the library to the ground, you know, so no one could have any books.
It's like, yeah, cut the last tree down and did something terrible i
think somebody made that same statement about eric harrison dylan klebold at fucking yeah columbine
that's more of them that's a meaner trick that's a terrible deed yeah that's the meanest trick of
its kind in years they they they updated there in 1999 uh this town updated. We have an update, editorial.
Correction.
Second meanest trick in years. Second meanest.
33 years ago, we called something the meanest trick of its kind in years.
We'd like to correct that.
Also, not as malicious, contemptible, or inconsiderate as we had previously thought.
On second visit.
On second thought, this Jeffrey Ferguson's arrested on November 3rd, 1966 and charged with willful destruction of public property.
You dirtbag, you contemptible dirtbag.
They also accused him of stealing a 17-year-old classmate's car from the high school parking lot on the day of the vandalism.
That's just hilarious.
That's on the other hand, I don't think that's a different story at that point.
Now you're dealing with Grand Theft Auto.
The friend also that he brought, the 15-year-old, was also charged in the vandalism.
At this point, the records show that Ferguson pleaded guilty later on.
We don't know the resolution of this because he was a minor.
Later on, he pleaded guilty, though, to a motor vehicle theft and a criminal mischief.
But I don't think it was this one.
It's a confusing record from 40 years ago.
So he's stealing all kind of cars.
He's stealing shit.
He's doing dumb thing.
Dumb things.
He receives a 60 day suspended sentence for both the crimes and was placed on a year's
probation at some point for a vandalism charge that he had.
A year later, he ends up serving 30 days in jail
for violating the probation uh probably there was a ponytail clause in it somewhere i'm assuming
and he said i will not adhere to your ponytail clause i'm sorry i could just see that we're not
gonna take it uh his 71 high school yearbook photograph.
He's 20 years old and still in high school for some fucking reason, number one.
What happened?
He's a monster.
Yeah.
Remember the kids who were 20 and 21?
You're like, what the hell is he still doing here? I knew a dude that was 19.
He can buy beer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I knew a dude that was 19 and we looked down on that fuck.
I knew a kid that was 21.
Get out of here.
He was 21 years old the
only ones that were that age at our school had down syndrome no this kid had this kid was like
a special case he was this really dumb italian kid too it was funny he had a car with a hole in
the back seat on the floor and he'd be like if you got to take a leak just do it just lift up
the floor matt do it right out right out the floor but watch out for pebbles you know what i mean
crack up laughing and i'm like i'm not pissing out of the floor of your car.
We had a kid named...
Hovering over the floor of your car.
But he had some family issues, and I think he had a head injury for a while or something,
so they let him come back to school and shit.
But he was funny as fuck to hang out with, because he was pretty much...
We just had one named Marco, who was just dumb.
He was a dummy.
He was funny.
He was fun to be around.
But he was from New York, and we didn't have anybody from New York at our school because it was way the fuck out here.
So he talked funny to us.
And we would always make fun.
We called him Adidas sneakers because that's how he – he legitimately called them Adidas sneakers.
Yeah, sneakers.
And at 17, I couldn't take it.
I'd die laughing any time anytime you tell me about what
borough he was from no i don't i tell you i would assume the bronx or some shit like that yeah
that's more man well never mind but there's a lot there i'd have to call him but you're gonna give
him a ring look at his number jimmy let's keep in touch his dad's name was enzo like legit from
from italy and i know people named enzo calm down and marco was the epitome of
just a guinea from new york and i didn't i didn't understand it then if i'd have known it if i'd
have met him today we'd be best of friends and i laugh at the time that's the thing yeah you can
you can just be like you're ridiculous you're a caricature you know that and now looking back
listen to james you can beat it you can beat it now it's all too obvious why he
was there when he was 19 because he was a dummy he was dumb yeah this kid had some brain damage
so he used to hang out with him and he'd just start driving he would just like turn his car
and bash into garbage cans with his car and laugh at the top of the like a psychopath like robert
de niro in cape fear you're like what are you? He had like a 74 Duster with a hole in the floor that he pissed out of.
I don't think he cared about that.
So interesting.
So 20 years old.
So he had a mustache, too.
He had one of those sideburn into the mustache, but not beard combo.
In his high school photo.
He's 20, for Christ's sake.
Good Lord.
And he had long hair back then also, which he never cut.
He ends up just ponytailing later on.
He didn't have a lot of extracurriculars in school or anything like that.
He lived at home after he graduated.
He was a laborer.
He's kind of like these kids.
He was a laborer.
He did small jobs.
And that's kind of how he progresses as he ends up being a family man.
A family man.
A handyman is his business.
He got a van at some point from working in small jobs oh well any weirdo creeps got to have a van back then
i hope he put carpeting in the back and on the walls a waterbed maybe something like that
back then now when did the van turn from like holy shit this is when a dude at some point in
the 70s a dude would roll up in a new van, pop open the back
and it would be like a living room in there.
And people be like, you're going to get so fucking many chicks in here.
Oh, my God.
They're going to be hanging off this thing.
At one point, at some point, it went from that to, oh, my God, there's a guy in a van.
He's so creepy.
He's going to kidnap me and rape me and kill me in that van and throw me in the woods.
When did that happen?
It was shortly after.
It was shortly after murderers found those vans
and were like, I can totally kill bitches back here.
But most of these serial killers had Volkswagen Bugs, though.
That's a good point.
Nobody classifies that, but a van.
Vans are more for molesters, which makes people,
I feel like people like molesters less than murderers.
Maybe, because you've got to live with that shit eventually.
You get murdered, it's all over.
It's all over.
Nothing more to revisit at that point here.
So, yeah, he did that.
He had a van and he'd have his tools and his materials and he'd do handyman shit and that sort of thing.
His neighbors said that they would see him parked from time to time, you know, in the neighborhood with his van, everything.
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at this point uh police say that he was driving on hillsport road when a pair of 12 year old boys
started throwing plastic bags filled with what basically homemade water balloons they didn't
have uh little little shit kids that didn't even have water balloons.
They're like, we could just fill Ziploc bags.
Hey, Tommy, we could fill Ziploc bags with water and just throw it.
They don't have that accent.
My mom said, do you know how much the mortgage is here?
She's not going to buy us balloons.
Yeah, so we're filling plastic bags with water and throwing them at cars, which is never
a wise decision.
And they're more expensive than water balloons, mom.
Oh, absolutely.
Plastic block bags are expensive as fuck.
It's always a bad idea.
We threw snowballs at a car one time, and the man tried to murder us when I was a child.
We were like nine, and he chased us into the woods.
And we ran for our lives.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just, we threw no rocks or anything like that.
We were little kids.
They were just snowballs.
Yeah.
And this dude said, stopped, unscreeched,
skidded out to the side,
got out,
and fucking ran
into the woods after us
like a maniac.
I would lose my mind.
He leaped over a snowbank
like a fucking crazy person.
Were you running,
screaming,
it was just snow.
Like I had Lawrence Taylor
chasing me.
That's what it felt like.
And we just both ran
and we split up
and met up back up.
We had contingency plans,
me and my cousin. My cousin Jesse and I had contingency plans, me and my cousin.
My cousin Jesse and I had contingency plans.
We were always scamming somebody.
But we met up back at my grandmother's house.
But it was scary.
Scary stuff.
We pissed in bags and threw them at the Dort kid's house.
That's worse.
Yeah, the kid's house was directly across the street from ours.
Oh, that's very tough on the poor boy.
He could see us running back inside. That's hey who threw that never mind yeah you're gonna get the cops called on that
point and the cops were like what's in this bag and i was like i think it's apple juice and he
was like he just stared at me and i was like that's pissed that's that's that's pissed i think
it's apple juice it's sunny delight trust me it's the best he just looked at me i'm like it's pissed and
then he's like what do you want me to do officer you want me to lie to you more do you want me to
try to find more did you smell said liquid by any chance have you taken a whiff of their front door
listen officer it's unmistakable to be apple juice undeniable that's piss i know piss when i smell it
and that's some piss right there, officer.
Unbelievable. Holy shit.
So this is two-year-olds, or two-year-olds, two 12-year-olds, not 12 two-year-olds, are
hitting the van with plastic bags filled with water.
First of all, there's two 12-year-olds.
How many plastic bags are they really hitting you with?
Two.
It's not a lot.
You got two hands each.
So this Ferguson, rather than laughing or going, you little bastards cut it out uh he leaps
from the car jumps out and pursues the boys uh catches one of them i'm so glad this didn't
happen to us uh catches one of them and beats him oh my god he pummels a 12 year old boy uh
even in the head to the point where it permanently injured the boy's ear.
Jesus.
This is fucking crazy.
Then he got back in his van and fucking drove away.
Wow.
So that's crazy.
You beat a child in the street and then jumped in your van and drove away.
Back then, it was a different time.
If you don't beat your kids, I'll beat them for you.
Well, I feel like this is 1981.
If it was 1961, the mother would have came out as she picked her bloody child up she'd have waved and went thanks yeah thanks for beating him good he's
been cutting up today thanks thank you come on you little bastard and she dragged him in by his
pant leg hell's gotten into him scraping him on the gravel as he go well get up then if you don't
like being scraped on the gravel okay sniffling and shit but yeah not here though uh so he he beats beats these kids
the child's mother instead takes the tag number down on the van and gives that to the police
department who charge ferguson here with third degree assault and risk of injury to minor to a
minor which is a felony oh uh so that's that's that's a big deal at this point well you you
can't i'm sorry if they threw a hand grenade
at your car that'd be one thing punishment crime yeah they could have hurt you if they threw a rock
through your windshield as you're driving and you skid it off to the side of the road i could see
you snapping your eye it's a bag of water you can't jump out and that's not proportional to
pummeling a 12 year old in the fucking head so it's insane he ends up pleading guilty as
obviously he i think knew the same thing right plus those that that was a felony that probably
carried if you go to trial that probably carried some some time to it instead he pleads guilty on
two misdemeanor assault counts which is not bad for pummeling a 12 year old he got a suspended
six months jail sentence and two years probation wow that's almost worth punching a 12 year old
i'm like i'd consider it if you're worth punching a 12 year old. I might,
I'd consider it.
If you're mad at a 12 year old and you go,
I don't really have it.
Fuck.
I can level this kid and really get nothing for it.
That's not bad.
I can do two,
two years probation stand on my head.
The problem is there's a lot of shit had 12 year olds.
I feel like if people knew that you could get that little time for pummeling
some strangers,
12 year old in the street,
I feel like there'd be a lot more 12 year old beatings, just strangers.
Just I'm going to fuck that kid up.
So probably this is good that this flew under the radar.
Also, he had several other arrests that we don't know.
There's just we have record of arrests, but they're sealed because the charges were either
dismissed or ultimately not prosecuted.
I wonder if he didn't know that it was a water
bag you know because i've hit all right yeah that's true he might have heard boom right and
and back then those vehicles are all oh they're all still you hit that with water bottle it you
hit the side of one of those with a spitball it's gonna sound like you're under fire from the
artillery i hit a new vehicle in traffic because this fucker almost hit me so i pulled up
next to him and just hucked a water bottle that was half full out the fucking door and it smashed
into the side of his car he pulled over because he thought i just i don't know fucking shot him
shot at him or threw a brick at his car or something so he pulled over i just kept going
um and i got on the freeway and then really classy off. But a water bag on the side of one of those things had to...
And he's inside it.
You know what I mean?
It's a tube of fucking echo.
Once you get out and you see that they're children and they probably had more water bags,
you probably don't go, I'm going to kick this kid's ass in the street.
He's like, I'm getting the fat one.
He looks like he's not as fast as the other.
Everyone who's sick gazelles falls down is really he's getting beaten beaten the ear which is fucking crazy man uh so
this i'll remember uh samuel lipofsky the uh guy across the street who drove him to scout meetings
here he said quote we never had a problem with him jeff got along with everybody once again he
was like i do not know what you're talking about he ends up getting married here he finds a woman who will put up
with his bullshit uh good for him i guess i'm having kids he finds kiri elizabeth o'toole
kiri k-e-r-i-e kiri i guess elizabeth o'toole uh how white trash i am my My sister's stepsister.
Not my stepsister. That's awesome.
No blood relation.
My sister's stepsister.
My sister's stepsister.
I think I could marry her legally.
I think I can.
Her name's Kiri.
And not just mine.
So Jimmy's future wife, Kiri, his sister's stepsister's second cousin.
How much of a degenerate am I?
Holy shit.
Well, you're going to get a big, I think your wedding present will be a very nice double
white.
I think you should do it, though.
It'll be excellent.
We'll just fucking join ours at the middle.
We'll just stitch our houses together.
That'd be wonderful.
That's probably where double whites came from, right?
What if, hold on, hear me out now.
Now, look.
No, I know, I know i know i know but if you take
listen god i know you don't want to take no wall if we just get a can opener right and we take off
the outside we push them together we got twice as much trailer we'll get that zipper guy to just
zip them together if we can zip a wall a wall on we can zip one right off why not and put another
one back on what do you say here go. We'll take the wall off.
We'll save it.
Right.
We'll save it.
Just in case.
And we'll just use it in case we need it later.
And then we can slap it back on.
But I think it's going to work.
What we can do is take those walls and staple those together and make a driveway.
And then we can just park on the wall.
Or a carport.
There you go.
And we'll put it up.
We can fold it and bend it and shit.
That way in case it rains, you know.
We'll build like a big We can fold it and bend it and shit. That way in case it rains, you know.
We'll build like a big tunnel of love for our cars.
We gonna make out in there.
Jimmy's gonna make out with his sister's stepsister in there, baby.
That's all I know.
Bring it home, baby.
That's the most fucking depressing fact of ever.
That is.
That's pretty fucking. My sister has a stepsister that's not related to me.
That's fucking awesome.
So this Kiri, no relation to Jimmy, graduated from Weston High School in 1972.
They're married on December 29th, 1984.
And they lived at 166 Portland Avenue in Georgetown, Georgetown section of Reading, as you might sound familiar.
It's the same address the boys lived in.
They moved into this house.
They lived there until 1993 when Ferguson, Jeffrey and his wife, Kiri, and their now two year old daughter.
They end up moving away from here to Powell's Point, North Carolina, who is which is a small town down there.
And a woman named Dora Newbern knew her down is a small town down there.
And a woman named Dora Newburn knew her down there, knew them down there.
She said that Jeffrey worked as a handyman.
His wife worked as a special education teacher in nearby, wow, Pasquotank County.
Sounds right to me.
Not bad.
They said that the Fergusons lived in one of the better neighborhoods in Powell's Point, where houses sell for about $120,000 back in the 90s, which in North Carolina in the 90s was a lot.
Yeah, my father moved to North Carolina for a couple years like in 2000-ish.
And for $120,000, you could get like a really nice house down there.
It was like cheap as shit.
So they're down there.
They live down there.
His wife's a special education
teacher she's a nice lady he's a he's a handyman down there uh so we'll go back to these boys here
uh the father the jack frolic or fralick who's the mechanical engineer father of the uh one of
the boys who lives there he said that the boys moved in on september 1st and jeffrey ferguson
told them that if they
caused any difficulties he would come back to the house from north carolina and he would be armed
is what he told them uh the father said that he repeated this threat on more than one occasion
jesus so before they've even done anything he didn't say you're fucking up my house he said
if we have any difficulties i will get my gun and come up here from north carolina which is a very very micromanaging part it's a micromanaging landlord right there imagine
if he had multiple properties all he'd be doing is driving around the country with his gun in his
car god damn it again fuck he'd be like wyatt erp just going from town to town specific about which
problems uh result in gunplay anything he's any of them he said quote any difficulties mr ferguson
but listen let's say is it difficult answer is car plus gun plus equals i'm in your driveway
that's it difficulty what if let's say loud music gun gun. Gun. Hole in the drywall.
Gun.
Backstep loose.
Gun.
But what if see, see, they, they like repaint the walls.
Gun.
Eggshell is fine.
Flat paint.
I don't care.
You're going to live with it.
No, I will not have a sheen on my wall.
What if you show up and to pay rent and you show up and the smoke detectors
have a dead battery in them oh gone gone done definitely a gun yeah i'm gonna get it i'm gonna
bring two guns for that one because you can fix that no no no god that's a gun i'm sorry
if it's a difficulty it's gonna be a gun any gun play if you order a pizza and the guy can't find
the place i'm coming up with my gun that's what i'm telling you right now i think we're on the
same page okay good now we all know so the father thought that was a bit much yeah he said the son told him that and he was
like jesus that guy must really care he really cares about his property this guy is something
else he's allowing 21 year olds to live here what the fuck is wrong that's what i mean and
they're not like they didn't come in with khakis on and polo shirts and just like we're here from
yale for the summer like that wasn't what happened one's got like a sun sun's out guns out t-shirt yeah those were an acdc shirt yeah like then the
fun one's got the who farted shirt yeah and he's renting a house to these kids there's like a base
on the couch you know what i mean they're eating ramen every single night this is a ramen household
they're like ramen or mac and cheese tonight he's like hold on let me think about it they are counting change for gas money and this
motherfuckers renting them a house renting them a house and threatening them with gunplay if
anything goes should go awry in this home anything no there's no he didn't specify no specifics no
bullshit no fucking look if i come here and you do no just any difficulty at all if i have to be
here there will
be gunplay well let's find out if he's serious about this what do you think about that so
ferguson like we've said before about he's made violent threats he's done some crazy shit in the
past this is not something you'd put past them but these people who moved in don't know that
the frolics or frailics there they don't know what they say he just probably sounds like a nut
they're probably like yeah he's gonna come back with his gun whatever don't know that. The Froelichs or Freelichs there, they don't know. He just probably sounds like a nut and they're probably like, yeah, he's going to come back with his gun, whatever.
Don't burn the place down, kid.
Did you hear what that motherfucker said?
Yeah, let's not.
He's going to bring a gun.
He's out of his mind.
Come on, man.
That's crazy.
This is a beautiful town in Connecticut.
Did you hear the crime rate here?
He's not bringing shit.
So 1991, let's go back to, there was a Richard Barry Marshall.
He was a tenant of Ferguson's.
Now, at one point, Marshall had been late in paying the rent.
So this guy, this Ferguson comes to the apartment and demands payment for the rent, which that's reasonable.
This Marshall guy told the defendant that he had certain rights as a tenant, including the right to make a payment up until the 10th of each month.
That's the law there.
So this guy knows his rights.
Ferguson, though, isn't so concerned about his rights as much as he's concerned with
getting his money.
So Marshall also tells Ferguson that if Ferguson because Ferguson threatens to lock him out
of the apartment, he goes, I'll just lock you out of your apartment.
He says, well, if you lock me out of my apartment, I have the right to reenter it.
And, you know know because i have rights
yeah he's been laid on rent before renter research is his favorite yeah he's he's had some issues in
the past anybody who can whip renter laws out like nobody's business has had some issues in the past
that they've had to deal with to not get kicked out of somewhere i don't know what it is i just
know that they can come with this the and be like, get the fuck out.
Yeah, but there's a lot of steps to go through before that.
And he's saying you've gone through none of these steps.
According to this Richard Barry Marshall, Ferguson said, OK, well, you told me something.
I said I wanted money.
Reasonable.
You said I have legally till the 10th.
Also reasonable.
I'll set a lie.
I said I'll lock you out.
A little less reasonable.
You said you can come back in.
That's the law.
So Ferguson answers that. He's like, OK, I'm out of legal things to little less reasonable. You said you can come back in. That's the law. So Ferguson answers that.
He's like, okay, I'm out of legal things to say to you.
So how about this?
Well, if you move back in, I'll break your fucking legs.
That's what he tells him.
He's like, now we're past the point of rights and laws and things like that.
Well, yeah, that's not going to get him to move out.
Try moving with broken legs.
It's not easy.
Now he's stuck in your house.
Yeah, now you're going to have to shove him down the stairs on a toboggan.
There you go.
How do you like that?
Yeah, he's not going to move very quickly and he's not going to get you your money.
I mean, Jesus Christ, what kind of a fuck?
He's going where to get you.
This guy would make a shit loan shark.
You know what I'm saying?
He owes us a ton.
Break both his fucking legs.
That's what it seems like.
He's seen a movie or two and is like, I heard they break people's legs.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm going to tell somebody.
Yeah, they'll start out with things that won legs. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm going to tell somebody.
Yeah, they'll start out with things that won't keep you from earning.
That's the point.
Otherwise, it's like, well, how's he going to pay us back with broken legs?
And so this guy, though, he's going to break his fucking legs.
Marshall then ended up, he left town for a few days,
and he comes back to the apartment to find that all of his belongings had been removed from the apartment and left on the porch of the apartment.
So he's been gone for three days.
He has no idea how long stuff's been outside sitting on the porch.
Got evicted like a high school kid.
Yeah, he got evicted like a thief in the night here.
He got evicted like Dookie from The Wire where he just comes home
and he's like, oh, not again.
And everybody's shit is
just out in the middle of the street because the landlord kicked him out damn so uh he had he had
a dookie moment here he gets out he goes uh he finds everything there also ferguson changed the
locks too so he just evicted him you can't even move your shit back in now yeah but it's fucking
nuts man yeah you can't even you can't follow through on your plan of going right back in there like you promised.
So what he does is, Marshall, he tells this Ferguson here that he's going to call the police to get back in his apartment because he has a right to.
So, again, reasonable.
And Ferguson, again, another – this Ferguson's a reasonable guy.
I will say that about him.
Besides his hairstyle, very reasonable,
level-headed man.
This guy says,
okay, fine,
here's my reasoned response
to your reasoned response.
Quote,
call the cops,
I'll go get my gun
and go out
in a blaze of glory.
Oh my,
what?
So,
that is his threat.
If you don't leave,
I'm going to shoot at the cops.
This is for late,
this isn't for like,
he owed six months and he was holed up in there and he wouldn't come out and he finally.
Two weeks late.
He was not even.
He was this guy saying I have till the 10th and he's saying, oh, no, this is all going on pre 10th.
This isn't like he's not even given the 10 day grace.
No, that's not even giving him that.
And he says, I will go out in a blaze of glory over a 10-day grace period, which is completely nuts.
I don't even know.
I'll kill you, and then I'll shoot it out with the police.
With the police over whatever you owe me.
You owe me money that you're going to give me in three days, and you don't have it now.
Just charge him a fucking late fee and move on.
Charge him a late fee, move on.
That would be the greatest, because you're making more money.
Or start eviction proceedings against him, and then in a couple months you can kick him out. That would be the greatest because you're making more money. Or start eviction proceedings against him
and then in a couple months
you can kick him out.
That's fine.
But you know,
I'm going to go out
in a blaze of glory.
We've heard a lot about people
going out in blazes of glory
in this show
and trying to go out
in a blaze of glory.
And these are all people
who have like killed three people.
They just cut their child's head off
and placed it on the mantle
and then set their wife's body on fire you know placed it on the mantle and then set
their wife's body on fire and then they're going to have a they're none of the you don't have to
go out in a blaze of glory because this guy owes you three hundred dollars and all those people
are probably three months behind in rent that's fucking nuts yeah this this is crazy time fucking
crazy time so it's at this point that marshall just gives up this barry marshall
richard barry marshall just gives up and he's like fuck it never mind yeah like i i'm not gonna what
are we gonna cause a shootout over he has all his stuff so he's like fuck it i'll just find a place
to to go and he left so you that wasn't the only tenant that's ever had a problem yeah with mr
ferguson unfortunately this ferguson man he uh drives a hard fucking bargain
huh well i don't know if he drives a hard bargain but he enforces a bargain like nobody's business
we'll say that much here uh there's another guy named troy harvey in 1993 this is right before
the three boys moved in uh this troy harvey uh in july of 1993 like i said a couple two months
before everybody moved in here harvey was late paying the rent not like I said, a couple of two months before everybody moved in here.
Harvey was late to paying the rent.
Not like I said, this isn't three months late.
This is like you don't have it on the first late.
So Ferguson calls this guy.
He calls Harvey and demands payment tomorrow.
He thinks he's a mobster.
He really thinks he's a mobster.
And this guy owes some vig for this week and he's not paying it, but he's still trying to bet on the Boston College game.
Like, that's how I feel like he's treating this fucking guy.
Meanwhile, he's two days late on his rent, which is probably $400 or something in 1991.
Who the hell?
Nowadays, it would be very expensive, as we talked about in the real estate report.
This is a very average situation that happens daily in America.
Probably literally a million times a day right
fucking now on the sixth or seventh of every month there's a lot of people saying hey got that rent
money and none of them are like i will go out in a blaze of glory i will take law enforcement down
with me and die by their gun that's insanity so anyway uh he's late here this guy's demanding payment by the next day uh ferguson
then tells this harvey guy that if the payment was not made that ferguson was going to go to
the apartment remove all of this man's belongings and board up the place with plywood so he can't
so he can't get in he's got a strategy he's got a strategy do you have the money no okay i'm gonna
take all your shit outside and board everything up with plywood and change
the locks.
Everything out.
Everything out immediately.
Oh, yeah?
And then the next step from that is blaze of glory.
He goes, do you have it?
Plywood, blaze of glory.
Like fucking boom, boom, boom.
Very quickly, very quick progression with this man.
There's not a lot between, hey, it's like two days late.
Do you have it?
Right. And that, and he's having a shootout not a lot between hey it's like two days late do you have it right and that
and he's having a shootout with the police to the death there's really not a lot of steps in between
that not enough anyway i don't feel even the dude in la like the dude from uh from the big lebowski
yeah even his fucking landlord roommate guy it would come by do you have the rent yeah far out
man i'll get it there you go that's how it should
go it shouldn't be if you don't have your money right now it's moving day well even kingpin right
woody harrelson had to do to pay the rent but he was like months late right he was like months
late box of an ugly lady it happens and paul simon plays as you throw up it happens sometimes
so yeah this poor bastard here this harvey what are you even
thinking here he's going to board up the house so harvey tells him this sounds familiar i have
rights as a as a tenant and if you carry this if you evict me and put all my shit outside i will
ask police for assistance in re-entering and so ferguson again are you expecting a real this has
worked in the past to tell them to say i don't
give a fuck so why not go for it again he takes it a step further this time he doesn't use euphemisms
such as just going out in a blaze of glory with his gun which could be interpreted he could say
i didn't mean i was gonna have a shootout with people i just meant that i like young guns
and john bon jovi and i like when they they put his song on the soundtrack of their movie.
It makes me very happy.
I like when they put a guy that sings, like, 1992 music over 1812 fucking activities.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was, I think, Young Guns 2.
I think they were getting desperate at that point for that.
Still pretty ridiculous.
Yeah, you know, couldn't see that in Tombstone.
No!
Just start jamming some David Lee lee roth post van halen snake as it must be just like like what the fuck is going on why is this happening why are they playing panama over
wyatt's revenge i don't think this is right i think the sound editor fucked up. That would be an amazing YouTube video. Somebody out there, re-edit the Wyatt Earp getting revenge scene, the whole montage.
With just Panama.
With Panama.
If you line that up right, I will shit myself.
You get an extra shout out.
That would be amazing.
You get a shout out at the top of the show for that.
Oh my God.
That would be incredible.
And it's not that hard either.
I could probably do it, but I'm just too lazy to do is own the dvd that's it and rip
it and take the sound and strip it you know what to do if you can do that if you have the ability
to do that you know what to do so do it and that would be awesome post it and it'll make us really
really happy at murder small on twitter post i will giggle for at least i think it's a two minute
i think it's a two-minute montage.
It's a long one.
It's fucking long.
It might be longer than that.
The actual event took like...
I think he took a two, three-week vacation
and he rode fucking everywhere.
That's what I mean.
Hunting these fuckers down.
So Panama would...
It's a long song.
It would stretch.
He probably went to Panama.
He probably went.
You think that's what he was singing in his head while he was doing it?
Probably.
Just the horse...
Wyatt Earp or Kurt Russell?
Wyatt Earp.
Wyatt Earp himself.
Wyatt Earp probably was humming...
He was humming a jazzy tune.
Kurt Russell was just fucking...
I don't...
That guy seems so cool.
I want to hang out with him so bad.
That's fucking wonderful. Him and goldie hawn were
filming a movie and they stopped into some town oh yeah i read that with uh with uh quentin
tarantino yeah they're just nice they just went inside and hung out with people everybody likes
kurt russell i want to hang out with him yeah who doesn't apart from his apart from quentin
tarantino's uh rape apologies yeah apart from, I kind of want to meet him, too.
Well, he's made a lot of good movies anyway.
I mean, there's that.
But Kurt Russell, he's... That guy's awesome.
He's beyond reproach.
Nobody's ever made a damn accusation about Kurt Russell.
Yet.
So at this point, Ferguson tells this Harvey guy that if that's what he does, if you want
to call the cops to help you reenter, that's fine.
Right.
Do that. But if you do, I will, quote, blow reenter, that's fine. Do that.
But if you do, I will, quote, blow your head off with a shotgun.
Oh, boy.
So there's that.
That's the phone.
So you make that phone call, and I'm going to clean it.
Feel free.
You can use my phone if you'd like to use it.
I mean, feel free.
But I will blow your head off with a shotgun pretty much immediately after that.
Then I will go out in a blaze of glory as previously stated uh two
years ago that's still on the table blaze of glory is always on the table and then i take it up from
there and down and back and across and take everything that's in your cranium off of your
shoulders and then blaze of glory always end it with blaze of glory always always shooting the
cops so this harvey sent his rental payment by express delivery the next day so you fucking
fedex that shit fast the next day
he's like you got it pal blow your head off which that's a threat right there i mean that's yeah
that's nothing feels to shake a stick at feels very police involvement uh ability i would say
to get yeah you'd want to let's take a look he needed google that's what let's take a peek shall
we it's one of those needed google oh so bad guy to figure
this out is this illegal yeah oh wow look at the renter renter laws connecticut holy shit this
wow i didn't know he does have 10 days wow i had hey look i apologize for all that blaze of glory
stuff i told you earlier but i thought you were pulling that out of your ass i just googled it i
know it's really cool it's brand new i just googled it turns out you're right i'm sorry see the's brand new. I just Googled it. Turns out you're right.
I'm sorry.
See, the internet would save so many arguments.
Obviously, there's the old thing of every bar argument of who had more home runs in
1956 could be solved in two seconds with Google.
But this could be solved, too.
This is court records?
You can't get that.
This whole thing could just be about he didn't know the laws.
And he was like, how dare this guy try to tell me some bullshit 10-day grace period law otherwise you're at the library with microfiche trying to figure
it out if he knew i think maybe he would have been really reasonable that's all there is to it
so uh harvey did that so he's got a history of threat these are the only two people who have
like come forward and talked about his threats too so who knows how many other people he's
threatened or kicked out with a threat and And they just left quietly, frightened of this crazy bastard.
So back to the kids here.
The three kids moving in in 94.
This is 1994.
Yeah, this is odd.
The neighbor said they sometimes played their rock and roll music, as they called it.
They played that rock and roll music.
It's 1994.
It's not.
They had a band.
They had a band.
They played late into and roll music. It's 1994. It's not that anymore. They had a band. No. They had a band. They played late into the night sometimes.
Oh, this is when grunge was almost over.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of distortion going on there.
Or is this like...
No, this is when it's new.
1994 is when it's very popular.
Well, it's new to middle America.
It's very popular.
Live is popular.
Yeah, live.
Nirvana is still popular.
There's still Pearl Jam and Soundgarden and all that shit's really big at this point.
This is very grunge oriented. There's a Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and all that shit's really big at this point. This is very grunge-oriented.
There's a lot of flannel in this house today.
But they could have had Wu-Tang and Nas and all this shit was out, but instead they chose this.
Whatever, that's fine.
They're white kids in Connecticut.
That's true.
Boy Scouts.
Right.
They're white Boy Scouts from the Wilderness Society in Connecticut.
In Connecticut, yeah.
Let's talk about that.
That's fine, then.
I'm surprised they weren't ultra into it, actually, as a matter of fact.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, because I remember kids like that from back there.
I'd be like, where are you from again?
Two live crews like, yeah, you shouldn't be listening to us.
Maybe not.
Right.
So, yeah, they said they would do that, but the neighbors didn't mind.
They didn't mind.
They were nice kids.
And apparently, if you said, hey, I'm trying to go to sleep, they'd stop, say apologize,
say thank you.
That was it.
So they're nice kids. No one had a problem. And if played their music they had no one really had an issue with it it wasn't a big deal uh they never had any troubles
with the law none of these kids had any legal issues they didn't have any they never got kicked
out of school or anything like that nice kids uh one of the neighbors uh said quote i would send
my 15 year old daughter over there when they were playing and i wouldn't trust her to just anyone i never heard any of them utter a profane word they were
always polite and generous okay so they even said like i'd let my daughter go listen to the music
and i wasn't scared she would be raped it's a different time it's a well these are just that's
how nice of kids they think they are like oh they're super nice kids they play music but
they probably were playing christian rock or something i don't know what's going on fucking news boys boy scout rock early creed probably that shit
they're just impressed good god so uh these people here uh so this is all going on they're
having a nice time they're living the damn dream for a young men uh or young people in general just
having some freedom uh But March comes around.
March of 94 comes around.
I'm sorry, March of 95 comes around.
They moved in in 94.
March of 1995, they pay the rent on time, not 10 days late.
There's been no gunplay threats.
The check bounces.
There's now, uh-oh.
Oh, boy.
We're in some shit now.
We've got to pay the rent.
I don't have any money.
Write them a check, and in the meantime, let's figure out some money.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, that sort of thing.
Or they're 21.
They might have.
And they're like, I don't know.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
I hope it covers.
Fingers crossed.
I don't want to add or anything, but fingers crossed, guys.
That'll do it.
So they have these problems, and Mr. Ferguson here starts to begin eviction proceedings, legal eviction proceedings.
He was trying to get the paperwork started for that.
But he also had other things he would do.
He's going to make a trip to Home Depot for some fucking wood.
That's the thing.
He's got some action to take.
He's got blazes of glory to plan.
You know how it goes.
You know how it goes when you're going to go out in a blaze of glory, which will
definitely be the name of this episode.
So other people that used to hang out
there, because they had kind of a crew.
There was the three kids that hung there that lived there,
and then there was the crew that, you know, the bunch of
young guys always have around them. And the two,
there was about, they said six or seven of them
that would come over kind of often.
But there was two that were there all the
time. A Sean Hiltunen, who was 22,
and a David Gartrell,
who everybody called,
apparently his nickname was Jeeps.
Jeeps.
Jeeps, like a Jeep.
Like a car.
Like you would have liked him.
He also has a boat
that they used to like to hang out on and shit.
He's not a rich kid or anything.
He's a landscaper.
No, just fun.
But he spends his money on shit like that.
He's a very, you know, he's going to landscape all day.
And boy, I'm going to go to the creek this weekend.
Boy, it's going to be something.
I'm going to cool off in that creek.
So, yeah, they had a cool hang pad.
Good for them.
Yeah, this David was a hardworking landscaper who was also a volunteer.
Fighter man.
Fireman.
Fighter man.
Firefighter.
Or fireman.
Either one of those.
But not a fighter man.
That's now a fighter man a
fighter man they called him he was called by his unit a quote top-notch firefighter okay as well
as an exceptionally avid firefighter whose enthusiasm for the profession never settled down
that was uh by his supervisor yes so people like him uh he uh just moved into his own place uh his
own place not in with these fucking nuts but
in his own place so he's he's 26 though he's a little bit older than the group okay uh so he's
like four years older than the group weird but he's started he's trying to he's kind of in the
same path as them maybe he was a senior when they were freshmen maybe he knew their brother that's
the thing yeah that's that's true too i remember that yeah i'd end up knowing people's older
brothers because he was gone.
I know that guy.
He kind of looks like him.
Whatever.
I'll hang out with him.
I know a dude named Chris's brother because he went off to the military.
It happens.
Yeah.
All the time.
Then his older brother went off to jail.
So whatever.
No.
So then he's all right.
Fuck him.
I guess they're both gone.
Never mind.
Never mind.
March of 1995.
Like we said, the rent check bounces for Scott David and Jason's rent.
Ferguson asks his friend because he's down in North Carolina now, so he can't just zoom
on over there and threaten in person.
You know, the thing is, I mean, you can threaten over the phone.
You can threaten in a letter, which is classy, I feel like.
But it's tough to really get a good threat in unless you can be face to face you know what i mean an
effective threat i mean a lot can be lost in translation when that's the thing when i have
my words up for you just to read like a transcript of an insult doesn't look like an insult how many
fights have you gotten into your with your wife over a text that was misinterpreted in a different
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holding the gun smiling like right and then you take a picture and you're probably gonna crack a smile
because it's a picture and that's what you did you look less threatening so you just come to the door
you say knock knock blaze of glory yada yada moving on so uh he asked his friend ferguson does a guy
named christopher given uh to to try to collect the rent from these kids they live in the upstairs
apartment that's all by itself here.
They told, the tenants answered the door for this guy.
They didn't know who the fuck he was, this given.
They told him that the rent would be coming,
and we'll have it in a couple of days.
We're working on it.
They're kids.
We're working on it.
We'll pull it together.
And to tell that information to Ferguson,
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Ferguson heard this information, and like a mob boss who's owed money and told no,
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Not fucking good enough.
You know what?
That isn't good enough.
He says, tell you what, I'm going to evict these fucking guys.
I'm not taking this shit.
This is not good enough.
So he said, you can tell them or not tell them or whatever, but they're getting evicted.
They've had 30 days to work on it.
They've had their, and finally he waits till March 29th, 1995.
Okay.
And he, but we don't know if it's the first when the rent's due or what it is.
We're not positive what the payment schedule is here.
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It's still not more than 30 days.
It's less than 30 days, definitely.
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It's not a small drive.
It's not across the border.
No, it's not a short drive.
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It's a whole day.
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You're going to shit in an unfamiliar toilet.
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So what he does is he drives all the way up there.
He goes into the apartment when they're not there.
He removes their stuff and puts a bunch in that glass atrium and then puts a bunch outside.
He recruits some help, and we'll have the details of this.
In addition to taking out the clothing and the furniture and other shit, he also removed the toilet and the thermostat.
What?
So, like, you can get back in, but you can't control the temperature or shit indoors.
So, he can't control the toilet or the thermostat.
That's awful.
And then nailed a large piece of plywood over the entrance to the apartment.
So, yeah, he breaks into the apartment, tore out the toilet, thermostat, and telephone also.
He destroyed a sofa of theirs, too.
Oh, what a dick.
Tossed that, threw a CD player and a VCR and a bunch of stuff into the driveway
and broke the CD player.
Back then, you actually had to play a CD and a player and a VCR was a very important item
in your entertainment.
And the DVD or the CD?
A VCR was better than Netflix back then.
It was.
If you had that, you ruled the world.
And a Blockbuster membership?
Get the fuck out of town.
You were done.
You could do anything you want.
But a CD player broke so easily anyway.
Oh, Jesus.
You get a little bit of...
Just dust would break it.
You try to clean...
Oh, it must have been too dusty.
You try to clean the little lens.
Yeah, you get the disc that does it.
Yeah.
You move the sticker that says,
do not touch lens to fucking clean it.
You clean it with a little Q-tip
with some alcohol swab on it.
Right, right.
Because you don't have 10 bucks
to buy the DVD.
Huh?
The CD. Why do i keep calling
not even a dvd that's how far out it is yeah that's how gone the cd is that's so gone jesus
christ do you know that too like when they came out this is a sidetrack but cds when they came
out were were very like when a cd came out like 1992 a tape was like 10 bucks a cassette tape
and a cd was 20 bucks yeah but the cd costs
way less than the cassette to produce right that's amazing they were killing it they were just
crushing printing money master p had so much fucking money and that's why napster happened
and uh there's always backlash i mean that's the thing there's a little bit of a revolt there if
you're gonna print money then you're gonna you're gonna end up getting turned upside down your
pocket shaking right napster limewire and Kazaa took it all down.
Took it down, baby.
How about that?
The whole industry.
Shit that you would chance ruining your fucking computer over downloading the wrong file.
Absolutely.
So that I didn't have to go pay 20 bucks for this goddamn CD.
Yeah, well, kids didn't have 20 bucks.
This was teenagers that were like, I want 100ds and i can't get all 100 cds so
i'll just get them and a virus on the living room computer is the price we're gonna have to pay
sorry dad when you look at those stocks it's gonna take a little longer sorry some dicks are gonna
pop up in your face but that's life sorry your compact presario is worth nothing now but i've
got 10 million dollars worth of music i know i fouled up windows 95 let's talk
about it okay it's fine so don't worry youtube will come out in a few years and you won't ever
you won't even worry about it ever again fine so yeah so anyway he throws all his shit in the
driveway some shit in the atrium just toss their shit out. Basically, the father here, Fralick, Frolic, whatever.
He said, quote, he did this all without provocation.
He was out of control.
The whole thing was out of control.
I would say so.
Which it seems out of control.
You wait for the there are there's procedures that you do.
And then you can have a sheriff come and the sheriff will have them remove all their things.
And then you can do whatever you want because then it's yours again.
Sheriff is bringing a constable to tell him there's a procedure for this.
Absolutely. Unroll a fucking constable to tell him. There's a procedure for this. Absolutely.
He's going to unroll a fucking scroll and read some decree.
I was going to say, and decree something across the land.
And those boys will have to leave.
He's going to decree that your VCR is no longer welcome here.
So watch your pornography somewhere else.
Scrolls it back.
So he breaks in all their shit.
Now these guys get back to their apartment
and they see, holy shit,
they estimate that there's $3,000 worth of
missing and broken possessions
in this whole mess,
which is way more than they owe for rent.
So a few days later,
they sue Jeffrey Ferguson for damages,
claiming that his actions constituted
an illegal eviction.
How about that? It did.
They also went to the police, and a couple days later, a warrant was issued for Jeffrey
Ferguson's arrest for doing this.
You're not allowed to break into people's houses.
Landlord or not, if you break into someone's house and take all their shit out, that's
burglary.
It's illegal.
You can't do that.
Or there's different laws for the landlord state by state. But still, that's notglary like you can't do that or there's different laws for the landlord state
by state but still that's not legal just because you own the place you're at that moment you don't
own that area so anyway at that point shit gets worse uh for them uh he gets he's it's issued for
his arrest so he's not happy about that they also complain the young men complain to town officials
about conditions in the building oh white kids going to
politicians that's great yeah they were like oh by the way uh you got some building code shit that's
not up to snuff so if you want to play hardball we can fucking play hardball bring up all the
wiring did i mention yeah did i mention my parents went to college and uh have more money than i do
and they can hire a lawyer so uh they end up doing all of this they go they say there's the plumbing was so bad that they sometimes had to use an outhouse oh no that's how bad it was
uh at least two inspections by town official discovered health and building code violations
uh the uh april 10th letter which is you know 11 days later from the town sanitarian roy ca bradshaw
just gonna make sure everything's clean folks just to make sure everything's clean, folks.
Just going to make sure everything's fine.
He's checking under people's nutsacks just to make sure.
Just going to make sure everything's spick and span.
And he puts them back.
What's his title?
The Sanitarium?
The town sanitarian.
Sanitarian.
Yeah, sanitarian.
That is one letter off of being a fucking nut farm.
Well, isn't it sanitarium?
Yeah, I guess so.
But still, it's sanitary-in.
Two words.
Two words.
Whatever.
Point is, that sounds real.
It's close.
It sounds similar, but they mean way different things.
You have to be insane to do that job is basically what it means.
How clean do you have to be?
I'm going to make sure everything's sanitary.
Right.
Around where?
Everywhere.
And if it's not, I'll sanitize it.
32 square miles, I'm going to make sure it's sanitized.
I have problems with this studio we're in right now and make sure it stays clean.
I'm like, fuck, there's stuff everywhere.
This is insanity, though.
So Roy C.A. Bradshaw wrote a letter to Jeffrey Ferguson saying there was no heat on the second floor, no toilet, a leaky roof, fire hazards.
Quote, nonpayment of rent by a tenant does not entitle the landlord to deprive the tenant of heat, water, power, etc.
is the letter that the sanitarian, the cleanest man in town, cleanest. This man's asshole you could eat a Salisbury steak dinner off of, as we've discussed in the past.
He comes in smelling of lemon pine salt.
He absolutely does.
Yeah, absolutely.
Do you smell that?
What is that?
That's my butthole.
That must be Bradshaw's butthole
coming you should smell his armpits they're phenomenal like a like a spring forest green
yeah we both went to the forest for some reason i like that and we were like we already went lemon
we're going for us now somewhere else so uh these so these two people uh as a result of this and
they have this letter now too from the city which helps
also the two of the tenants institute a small claims action i don't know which two of the three
do it i'm assuming the freilich guy was involved because his dad seems pretty involved in all this
they file a small claims action against ferguson for all the stuff they broke and back rent for
shit not when it was broken uh ready reading
officials uh also separate officials from the city of reading also notified them of several
building code violations they discovered that he illegally converted a single family home
into a three-unit building without getting any permits none none he got none of the necessary
permits and the house is in a zone where multifamily dwellings are absolutely prohibited. So he absolutely had no permits because what he did isn't even legal in that area. And there's no way to acquire a permit. jelop quote in a shoe right and then it's you know and yeah so they had so many tenants you
didn't know what to do so that's what ends up happening so they're you know they're telling
him that he needs to uh resolve this obviously i assume there's some fines and some financial
accommodations that can be made you're gonna have to go to the fucking meeting to get this
rezoned and if that doesn't happen then you're just gonna have to turn it back into one bed
they're gonna tear it off yeah you're screwed you're gonna have to pay for it all too and you're gonna have to get permits to do that but you're just going to have to turn it back into one bed. They're going to tear it off. You're going to have to pay for it all, too.
And you're going to have to get permits to do that.
You're going to have to also pay for it.
Take it all back to code.
Sorry.
That's what it's going to be.
It's going to be expensive.
So he gets two more letters about these violations.
And the town officials order him to resolve these violations within the next 10 to 24 days.
Or it gets condemned.
I'm sure there's fining and things like that.
Or you start receiving this fine.
And I think this is actually a criminal action, too.
Like you'll be held in contempt if you don't do this.
So that's a problem.
He's also ordered, Ferguson is, to appear before the Reading Conservation Commission
on April 18th, 1995, to respond to an alleged environmental violation on the property.
This has something to do with the sewage, we think.
And the Reading fire marshal also informed Ferguson of several possible fire code violations
in the building.
So him being a crazy person just basically caused the entire city government to come
down on his home and cost him an entire income property.
And this is going to cost him tens of thousands of dollars to not go to jail.
Probably hundreds of thousands.
To get this all fixed.
Resolve all of it.
And he's going to have to pay fines.
He's got fire codes.
He's going to have to redo the plumbing.
He's got to redo electricity.
He's got to redo.
All because he ran into affluent white kids that just didn't look it.
Don't judge a book by its cover, sir.
And well, all that flannel.
They know what they're doing.
They might not be.
They see.
This is the thing.
You might not be able to see the wealth on them, but the privilege is under there.
That's the thing.
It was under there.
They had they had Connecticut suburban privilege and they knew it.
Yeah.
And that's a problem.
You can't fuck with you.
Fuck with the Costa Rican immigrant.
Right.
That guy would have slipped out in the night.
You'd have never heard from him again.
These kids are going to call their dad and be like, do you know anyone at the city?
Because they're being total dicks.
And then next thing you know, this guy's got violations.
Maybe when you went golfing with the mayor.
Yeah.
Can you give him a call?
Anything?
A councilman?
You know any councilmen, dad?
Councilmen are the fucking worst.
Those are the sneakiest fucks of all of them
they will just pass shit through in the middle of the night and nobody knows anything about it
because no one pays attention to local because nobody gives a shit about anything there's
wars going on we don't have time to deal with councilmen and what the hell they're going on
with the stop sign at the end of the street who gives a shit i can't i don't have time but they're
scratching all kind of backs oh definitely i bet that's that's a lot of golfing there so on april 17th uh 1995
a member of the redding police department applies for an arrest warrant charging ferguson with
criminal lockout because he's not resolved anything he's not doing what he's supposed to do
so they're like all right maybe an arrest warrant yeah well uh you know change his mind anyway so that day it's the 17th he is down in north carolina ferguson is jeffrey ferguson
he rents a champagne colored ford tempo which is an awful car ford tempo is a terrible piece
of shit and that champagne that ford champagne color was awful so that's just wow not a good
car to have i think that was the answer to the chsler K car, which was also a piece of shit.
I thought that was the Taurus, though.
Because the Tempo was like a shittier, smaller Taurus.
That's what it is.
That's what the K car is.
It's a tiny, the Reliant K was like a tiny.
It's like a shitty LeBaron.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jesus, it's terrible.
Tiny four-door, square boxy piece of garbage.
And the Tempo was not any better.
I had a friend that had a tempo, and
if you turned the radio up loud,
the headlights would dim.
So, we'd have like a good
song on, and you'd go to turn it up, and he'd be like,
no, dude, no, I can't see. Literally like, I can't see,
I can't see. And sometimes we'd be like,
this road's pretty well lit, we can crank it up,
and we'd crank it up, and he'd be fucking squinting,
looking at the windshield, trying to see shit.
Like, dude, turn it down, turn it down.
There's curves coming up.
It's ridiculous.
I had a friend with a head gasket blown on his Tempo
and it sounded like the fucking car was going to explode.
Well, that's what it sounded like, new.
The head gasket was just on top of that.
That was pulling off the lot.
It's a Tempo.
What a piece of shit.
So he gets it from the YouSave Auto Rental.
You bet.
The You uh with the
letter you save where they have champagne colored ford tempos is just a lot of them as far as the
eye can see and then a few donkeys in the corner well that just in case it is just in case the
tempo breaks down it's in harbinger north carolina so there are people there requesting donkeys
that's the thing like y'all got donkeys they're're like, we got Ford Tempos. They're like, no, that's pretty terrible.
Really like a donkey.
I'm looking for, now, I like the tempo, don't get me wrong, but I feel like the donkey's
more reliable.
That's all I'm going to say.
It's a little more reliable, and I want to listen to music, so I'm going to get that.
I got this portable CD player with anti-skip.
So, I think it's going to work with the donkey better than the Tempo.
The Tempo rush a rougher
ride if we're being honest i got bass boost you know what i mean you ever had that bass boost
i'm gonna get this donkey bouncing and you had the tape they would go into the cassette player
to play in the car from the cd player dangling out and then it was hooked up to the there was
two wires because then it would be hooked up to the power source. The cigarette lighter.
And then if there's a tape in there, so if you move your hand accidentally up, it rips the CD player off the thing, flies out.
Everything goes, the CD player's broken.
CDs scratched the fuck up.
That's the end of it.
Oh, fuck.
He gets it.
Shit technology.
It was terrible.
At the time, we were so excited about it.
We were so incredibly excited about it.
Listen to it.
Don't move the CD player, though, because I know it's anti-skip, but it will skip anyway.
You've got to twist the wire to get that short out of there so that it plays right.
You know how it works.
So he rents this piece of shit from Harbinger, North Carolina.
Ferguson told the rental agent that he's be using.
I don't know why he told him anything, but he told him that he'd be using the car to visit his wife in South Carolina.
He says, I'll be taking the car to South Carolina on that way.
But in actuality, I'm going the other way.
He immediately removes the use.
You save auto rental license plate from the front of the car.
That's pretty identifying. It's just a plain you save license plate. So people would recognize that sort of thing. So you want to get that off the car because that's pretty identifying it's just a plain you save license plate so people would recognize that sort of thing so you want to get that off the car that's not terrific he then leaves the rental agency at about 4 15 p.m on april 17th and travels
north to connecticut this is a 12 hour drive and he's like got my champagne tempo gonna drive to
the middle of the night yeah fuck it so about 1220 the next day, which she must have been flying the fuck up here.
Spear, the woman who lives downstairs with the baby or with the son, five year old, left
her first floor apartment and walked to the end of the driveway to get her mail from the
end of the driveway.
She spots Ferguson driving the champagne tempo, which is embarrassing.
I can see why you'd want to hide.
Never mind if you're planning on a crime. You just don't want to be seen in a champagne tempo, which is embarrassing. I can see why you'd want to hide. Never mind if you're planning on a crime.
You just don't want to be seen in a champagne tempo.
Especially people that are your tenants.
Yeah.
You want them to have respect for you.
Who think that you're better than them.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you own this property.
You're getting no respect in a tempo of any color.
Never mind champagne.
The only one you get less respect from is a seafoam tempo.
I'm giving you nothing on that.
Nothing.
Fuck you and your seafoam tempo. I'm giving you nothing on that. Nothing. Fuck you and your sea foam tempo.
Rodney Dangerfield got more respect.
Than a sea foam tempo.
And he deserved it compared to her.
I don't know why I called it her.
So anyway, so he sees, she sees him, Ferguson.
He was turning the car into a synagogue parking lot that abutted the property
uh that's right there so that's a ponytail is going into the synagogue blonde guy with a ponytail
in a tempo in a tempo and a champagne tempo from with north carolina plates although they said at
the last moment he returned into the lane like he started to turn in and then he just jerked it
jerked it back into the road and went straight along the road nobody's gonna believe this shit
that's yeah like oh I'm not Jewish.
What am I doing here?
I left my yarmulke at home.
So as the car drives past her, she said that Ferguson turned his head away from her so
she could only see the back of his head and his ponytail, which is now a gray ponytail,
which is the saddest thing in the world.
There's nothing sadder than a gray ponytail.
There's not. gray ponytail which is the saddest thing in the world there's nothing sadder than a gray ponytail that's like walking that's like seeing like a completely destroyed like gutted building in the bronx in the 70s or like one of those one of those plays like what is the place where the the
volcano wiped everything out and everything's pompeii it's like pompeii i can't believe i
pulled that you pulled pompeii i was i was that. I am like, I know it's not Vesuvius.
It's the other one, Pompeii.
Thank you, Jimmy.
That was pretty incredible.
You're going to give yourself credit for knowing one thing.
And I'll give you credit, too, because you did know that one thing.
I'm amazing.
You deserve it.
Let's not go crazy.
So he's got his pathetic gray ponytail.
Nothing sadder, like we said here.
Also, Spear noted that there was a north carolina license
plate on the car later that afternoon ferguson parks his car in the synagogue parking lot so
later the afternoon he actually goes through with it and parks there it's parked with the tailgate
against a wall that separated the synagogue from the property so he's backed right up against the
wall so you can't see it so you can't see plate. And so I guess you could probably hop on the car and get over the wall quickly, too.
Very strategic.
He's thought about this, we'll say here.
So it's around 4 o'clock, and this Altamirano guy that we talked about, the Costa guy from Costa Rica, he is in his apartment watching TV.
Hanging out.
Got home from work.
He's sitting there.
Watching Telemundo.
Oh, you know he's watching Telemundo.
Out of nowhere, the screen goes blank, and he's like it was one nothing shit clearly watching soccer so it's always one nothing so uh
he adjusted the cable box but he couldn't fix it and he's like what the hell's going on so he goes
outside to try to figure it out or he looks out the window to try to figure it out and what he
figures out is that uh ferguson had cut the telephone and cable lines to the building.
He's out there like a psychopath cutting cable lines and shit, which is creepy as fuck.
So this is Alta Marina watches him out the window.
Do all this or, you know, at the aftermath of this.
At several points through various windows of his apartment, he kept walking to each window to see what this guy was doing.
He's like, why do you cut my fucking cable off?
Trying to watch the goddamn game here.
So he had a clear view of Ferguson.
He said he saw him clear as day.
He knows him.
It's his landlord.
He knows who he is.
At one point, he watched through a window in his bathroom.
He saw Ferguson from a distance of only a few feet when Ferguson bent down at an oil tank pipe
coming out of the ground at the base of the building.
So that's, I don't know what he was doing with that.
He did know him, like we said, he rented him the apartment.
Alta Marino was one of the guys
that helped Ferguson remove the shit
from these kids' apartments.
He knocked on his door and he said,
help me move this shit out, I'm evicting this guy.
And he's probably like, I don't want to get evicted. Sure.
I'll help him.
I guess they owe him.
Anything for you, sir.
Yeah, anything.
Exactly.
Whatever.
I'm not here legally, so don't call the cops.
Great.
Whatever keeps everything calm and the cops not here is what I'm interested in here.
So he'd met him before.
He obviously knows him.
So what ends up happening, a ladder ends up being placed beside one of Altamirano's windows.
Yeah.
And this provides access to the roof over his apartment.
Got it.
So there's a sliding glass door up on the second floor balcony there that he can get into the second floor apartment on.
So he watches this guy climb up the ladder, watches Ferguson climb up the ladder, and enter the second floor apartment through a sliding glass door.
Now, once he gets into the apartment, right in front of him is Fralick and David Gartrell.
They're sitting right there.
So Ferguson shoots Fralick twice in the head.
Right now.
Right now.
Gets in the apartment, opens the sliding glass door.
No words are shot.
Bang, bang.
Shoots Gartrell three times.
Okay.
Shoots him three times.
This is with a.22.
So he's got five shots fired now.
Five shots fired.
They were all to the head, by the way, too.
So he means fucking business.
Altamirano heard the gunshots, as did all the other neighbors that were there.
He then took Ferguson takes both of their bodies.
They were dead, both of them, quickly.
Takes both of them into the bathroom and puts Gartrell's body on top of Freilich's body.
Stacks them up like wood, which is creepy when you start treating corpses like property.
Yeah, that's a little fucking weird.
I don't like that at all.
So then Auerbach and Truswitz and Hiltunen, they all worked in Stanford.
They left work between 5 and 5.15, and they get home.
It's about 35 minutes it takes them to get home.
They arrive at the apartment, and Ferguson's just hanging out in the apartment with two dead guys, just chilling.
As they come into the apartment, he shoots each one of them as they walk through the door.
Just like a stack of, like a clown
car. Pop, pop, pop. They fall
down. Once they get inside, he
shoots them, but in the order they
came in. He's very organized, I guess.
You know how it goes. When you're OCD and you're
shooting people with a.22,
these things happen here. So he
shoots, Hiltunen was shot
twice, once in the head and once
in the neck uh trusowitz was shot once in the head and our bach was shot twice in the head
so now he shot everybody everybody's shot everybody's shot in the head uh this is
fucking crazy so what he does now this isn't enough okay he said he promised a blaze of glory
he did so he says let's have a blaze of glory he did so he says let's have a
blaze of glory he pours an unknown accelerant they think possibly gasoline or kerosene on top
of four of the bodies and sets them on fire wow in his own place there are people there downstairs
there's a child there there's a woman a child four other dudes there's a lot of people in this
building uh he also uses uh he uses this
accelerant to set fires all over the second floor apartment and then goes downstairs starts setting
fires in the basement as well what the fuck man as if that's not bad enough let's have the fire
attack this child from both sides for fuck's sake so this is wow that is terrible man that's that's
some that's a blaze of glory though i'll give him that he's not full of shit sure that's definitely a blaze of glory so uh he sets everything on fire the the neighbors as they
run out they're trying to run out they find our bach hanging from the spiral staircase in the
glass atrium still alive he's he's trying to climb out he was trying to crawl down the stairs or
something he was shot and trying to get away so So they take him down. This is crazy because he's been shot and attempted to be burned. So he's still alive, but he's in really
bad shape. They take him on the way to the hospital in the emergency vehicle, in the ambulance. He
tells the emergency workers, quote, it was Ferguson. Oh, boy. So that's a statement right
there. So that's a big deal. He ends up dying on the way to the hospital, this was Ferguson. Oh, boy. So that's a statement right there. So that's a big deal.
He ends up dying on the way to the hospital, this poor kid.
God damn it.
So five people, all under 30 years old.
So fast.
Dead.
In a heartbeat over something, over a fucking rent dispute.
Unbelievable.
How much money are we talking?
Unbelievable.
Honestly.
What's a month's rent?
What were we talking about?
800 bucks, $1,000.
What the fuck are we talking about?
This is bananas. This is nuts. I mean, mean the guy he was serious about everything he said but
jesus christ man so he tells him it was ferguson uh everybody's dead five five uh deaths all the
shots were from a 22 caliber pistol uh uh matches up they said it's consistent the bullets are
consistent with the one that he is registered to own,
but they never found this gun, this particular murder weapon.
They never do find it.
I'm sure he had a plan for that, too.
So after he sets them on fire.
I'm sure there's a lot of bridges between Connecticut and North Carolina.
There's woods everywhere.
So he kills them.
He sets fires to the bodies, burning the building to the fucking ground.
He then leaves the scene.
He just takes off and drives south. He's like, all right, back to North fucking ground. He then leaves the scene. He drives,
just takes off and drive south.
He's like,
all right,
back to North Carolina with me.
Like nothing happened.
That's done.
I had to kill five people
and burn that building down.
I hope I can get there
before it closes.
Like he's looking at his watch.
Hope I can get to Costco
because we need paper towels.
Tell you that right now.
So he kills all these people.
He then drives.
He stops in Elizabeth,
Elizabeth City, North Carolina, where he calls his father-in-law, who is in Hilton Head, South Carolina.
Okay.
He continues.
He tells him he's coming down there.
He keeps driving to his father-in-law's condo, and he arrives late in the afternoon on the following day.
There are a lot of condos there, but I've been to a few.
After.
It's a nice place
that hilton had oh yeah people like it there it's a that's a damn fine area of the country if you
if you want to hang out yeah my dad lives in north carolina not hilton head but in south carolina and
he fucking loves it and if you're into that you're into that so this is uh he gets down there he
spends he hangs out briefly with the in-laws and he spends the night in a motel in Wade, North Carolina.
So he's in Wade, North Carolina with a champagne Ford Tempo from the You Save Auto rental in Harbinger, North Carolina.
This sounds bad.
It's gone downhill.
This is where you take stock of your life and you turn that 22 on yourself.
You know, when I grew this ponytail i didn't think
i didn't think this would happen that ponytail is like rings of failure his tree rings failure
depressing a gray ponytail is that's the good point a gray ponytail is the same as the rings
of a tree you can see how old the failure is and how long the failure has been going on by the
length and grayness of the ponytail like rings in a tree so it's true if the failure is and how long the failure has been going on by the length
and grayness of the ponytail like rings in a tree so it's true if you know anyone with a long gray
ponytail they're probably not happy people or failures they haven't figured it out yet unless
they're like some kind of rock star who's just like unless like don henley decided to throw a
ponytail on or some horse shit like that i don't think he can grow i don't know if he's bald i have
no fucking idea no idea but i'm just saying some old 70s.
I could see it.
That's fine.
He's all right.
Joe Walsh had one for a long time.
He had long gray hair.
If you have over $30 million, fine.
Otherwise, you're a dirtbag.
If you're a handyman in North Carolina, you're a dirtbag.
And slumlord.
And a slumlord.
And a Connecticut slumlord.
So the next day, he returns the Ford Tempo to you save.
You don't want to get hit with a late fee from you save.
He'll come right after you.
Rental laws, that sort of thing, murder, violence,
not so much into that,
but he is that rental contract is gospel.
He will not break that shit at all.
It's filled up with gas.
He didn't get the insurance, so it's got to be back.
So he backs the car into the space in the rental lot
and then reinstalls the you save license plate,
screws it back in the front of the car, which was good of him to remember that. Sure. Over the three day period, he had put nineteen hundred twenty nine miles on the car.
Wow. Which is a lot of miles in three days. Oh, my God.
And I would say and forensic tests, the forensic tests of a piece of one of the victim's charred clothing and of a floor mat in the rental car indicated that both have been exposed to the same type of petroleum-based accelerant.
So they matched the car with the charred shit on the shoes here.
So April 21st, 1995, he is arrested finally down there.
He's arrested in Powell's Point point north carolina which is where he
lives and uh char and he's charged on a fugitive warrant not with murder yet because they're
gathering evidence and shit still he's charged with larceny and criminal lockout of a tenant
okay so he's charged before stealing and locking the kid out so that they know they have him on
so connecticut officials wouldn't say right away whether he would face the murder or arson charges because they were putting the case together.
But he's being held in lieu of five hundred thousand dollars bail.
That's steep for that's steep for larceny.
Yeah, that's a lot of larceny.
That's larceny and criminal lockout of a tenant.
Half a million dollars has to be the highest bail ever set for that.
You know, there's never a crime that the word petty is you
know i mean there's never like petty murder no there's only petty larceny though yeah so you're
charged and held on on a charge that could be nothing petty something yeah it's a ticket half
a million dollars half a million because there's an extradition hearing possible for friday morning
because most most larceny charges will get you extradited with half a million dollars bail they never just let that go so the reaction of the town is fucking
interesting uh the the people are shocked that new ferguson they're like well i don't know anything
about this his next door neighbor neighbor in north carolina who's lived there next to him for
a year said quote i was completely shocked if i made up a list of people i'd known that would do
something like that, he would not
even be on the list.
Really?
He said he was a friendly person, not overly friendly.
But if your house were on fire, he'd come running with the hose.
Well, I know a house that he didn't.
In other words, he'd piss on you if you're on fire.
But yeah, that's that's an odd analogy that you brought up.
If your house was on fire.
Now, if it was his house, burn that fucker to the ground.
If it was his house and your children lived inside, you're going to die.
Have you heard what he did?
Yeah, Jesus Christ. The father,
the Jack Fralick, says he doesn't
believe that a bounced rent
check over the course of less
than a month could have caused this.
He said, quote, it's just senseless.
They enjoyed the apartment and they really liked
it there because it was a place of their own,
which that makes sense.
They said they talked about the the he talked about the small claims court and everything like that.
Fralick's mother said she's not interested in the continuing investigation.
She doesn't even give a shit what happens.
She doesn't care if they put him in jail or not.
She said, quote, the damage is done.
I don't think the wise and where and wherefores are significant to me.
That is the most reasonable.
That's a person who's just numb.
She's like, I don't even fucking care.
He's fucking dead.
That's so sad right there.
This would have been maybe the best episode of People's Court ever.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
This would be national news if they
would have taken him to judge wapner and then one and then he burns the place down and then he
threatens if you try if you find for the plaintiffs i will go out in a blaze of glory doug
llewellyn so help you god i'll put a bullet between your fucking eyes rusty the bailiff
touch your fucking hands off me. Swinging up people.
That would have been a great people score.
That would have been a great one.
And forget Judge Judy.
She would have dressed him down for that ponytail in a second.
Yeah, he would have left.
You're going to walk into my courtroom wearing that shit on your head?
He would have left chastened.
It's gray.
You know your ponytail's gray, right?
That means it's over.
It's over.
Shut up.
Shut up.
No, actually, i put shut up i
don't want to hear it i don't want to hear about your conditioner so yeah so they their parents
are just so in shock of the whole thing uh they said they kind of they felt bad because they kind
of pushed their son out of the house they kind of of said, you need to go get your own place.
But for his own good, they said he wasn't fucking up.
They just thought he needed to start making his own life.
And they said, why don't you go spread your wings, get a place with your friends?
And I guess he resisted initially and he later thanked them.
But now the parents feel horrible about this.
Because dad said he could nail mom in her twilight years before it's over.
Yeah.
And now he's like, i wanted totally pussy yeah the mom said that's all i was looking for is a
little tail i was just getting him out of the house i was just saying his mom i was just trying
to get him some tail too i thought he'd much much better go get some tail maybe i could get
and we wanted to get weird i wanted to play porn with the volume at full blast because that gets
your mother going now cover yours if you full blast because that gets your mother going.
Now, cover yours if you have to, but that gets your mother going.
She's got a dildo you got to fire up.
The thing takes two-stroke oil like a goddamn dirt bike.
The smell's amazing.
You know, I got that going.
I can't have people in the house when that's going on.
It's got a fucking kickstand on it.
It's terrible.
I just want to get a blowjob and reach over her and put a digit in her every now and again i can't do that with a 21 year old and i want to do that in the kitchen
i want your mother to know what the cold linoleum feels like on her knees you know
what i'm talking about let me ask you a question jason jesus christ that's fucking cold linoleum that is fucking awful it's awful
i want to put an ass print in the fucking hardwood floors. That's what I want. You know I'm going to.
Oh, man.
So the mother here said after she got up from the linoleum, these poor people lost their son to morass holes.
But sorry, it's funny.
She said, quote, they knew how to have fun, but I think they were all quite bewildered
by adulthood.
They didn't know how to slide gracefully into the adult world, but they were trying.
That's what you are when you're 21, 22, trying to figure out who the fuck you are.
Now, Ferguson's neighbor now, the old guy, the Samuel.
The guy that said he was so nice.
Great kid, all this.
Now, all of a sudden.
Played stickball, shit like that.
Yeah, now he's got more.
He says, quote, when he first heard about it, he said, quote, I said I don't believe this,
but we have to judge this by our experience with him.
He was a normal child.
He was a polite young man who we've never had a problem with.
He repeated that again.
OK, he's got another statement coming.
Don't worry.
Way different statement there.
He says that this guy, they still have contact with his mother and with Ferguson's 41 year old twin brothers.
They talk to them.
So they're a nice family.
Leave it the fuck alone.
Now, Curie Ferguson and their only child here were staying with her parents in Hilton Head. twin brothers they talk to them so every they're a nice family leave it the fuck alone now uh kiri
ferguson and their only child uh here were staying with her parents in hilton head uh she was a
special education teacher like we said up until that very moment when she decided to go hang with
her parents in hilton head uh ferguson waits in a jail cell to be extradited they say that uh he
shares a tiny cell this poor bastard with a local man serving a sentence for drunken driving.
Oh, no.
He's like, what are you in here for?
He goes, I blew like a.12.
And they're like, yeah, that sucks.
What are you in here for?
I killed five kids, set them on fire, almost burned a child to death.
You know how it goes.
Blaze of glory, right?
Yeah.
And he's like, I thought I had two beers and I had three.
So that's why I'm here.
I cut a left turn without stopping. That's what I did. I thought I could make it. And I had three. So that's why I'm here. I cut a left turn without stopping.
That's what I did.
Thought I could make it.
And I was drunk.
Man, that happens.
And you did, say again?
Five?
Five?
And almost an immigrant?
Jesus Christ.
All under 30, huh?
All of them with their whole life ahead of them?
All life ahead of them.
Good deal.
That's amazing.
So the trial, the prosecutors depicted Ferguson as an enraged landlord who gunned down the tenants methodically.
And obviously said he tried to cover up the crime by setting the house on fire and driving away, which seems reasonable.
The Altamirano guy gave a statement to the police.
He said that he identified Ferguson as the person he'd seen walking outside on the day of the murders.
He said it was the defendant, obviously, because he'd met him before.
He said that he saw him climb up the ladder.
They asked him to describe later on, August 7th, 96, the next year before, you know, when
they're getting the court shit ready to go.
He they told he still remembered what he was wearing on the day of the crime.
He said he was wearing a long sleeve coffee colored T-shirt, dark jeans and a dark colored
baseball hat.
And they said, what about the shoes? And he he said i didn't take note of his shoes this guy's not
fucking lying like he's he's getting his shit together there's a photograph here that was
produced from a security camera taken at a mobile station near the house uh this there's a black and
white photograph that depicts a man with a ponytail wearing a dark baseball cap and the same kind of clothes.
The man in the photograph is seen from the side, so his face is hidden.
It's a pork.
It's a 1994 surveillance screen capture of a 94 surveillance camera.
Some of them today are pieces of shit.
On like a 46-hour tape, you know what I mean, that you can't see anything on.
I love that on the news where they're like, if you recognize this man make a phone call to eyewitness because recognize that recognizes
gray pixelated blob you recognize this gray and bluish color she's got a little blue there
if you know that guy call us fucking that's anybody that's fucking amazing well they what
they end up doing is there's this photograph and the defense makes a big deal of it because there's a there's a photograph from one of him.
There's one of Ferguson from this mobile station.
Then there's one later on of someone who looks like him, but isn't him because it was when he was driving south.
Got it.
was when he was driving south got it so the uh they're trying to say that uh alta moreno alta moreno when moreno when he when he looked at them he said he thought that was the defendant too
so they're trying to make a big deal of he has a false identification because he thinks
that these grainy photographs of people who look really similar are the same and so if he can't
tell that apart then obviously he can't make a real life identification from three feet away of a man who he knows well who he pays rent to and helped move furniture with
if you had told me that you went to boston uh during the time of the boston marathon bombing
that one dude kind of looked like that's what i mean who knows and that was just a few years ago
that can happen so this shit is ridiculous it's yeah you can't just go by that so he's trying to uh pull that shit uh they said that the they're trying to say the mobile photograph
would establish a third party culpability defense like they're saying we it wasn't my client that
killed this guy it was this mystery man from the mobile with the ponytail that's who he saw
jangles defense yeah they literally that's exactly right the the the vert the defense
with their thing was you're just using this rent dispute as a convenient way to blame my client
when clearly a look-alike did this crime for no reason yeah not only the coincidence yeah not only
of all these people killed who happen to be in a dispute with this man but the person who did it looks and dresses exactly like him that is fucking remarkable and that is his defense which makes oj's
defense look super reasonable like yeah of course the entire police department yeah that makes sense
like that's that's what's going on yeah that's that that's what's going on here like that's
ridiculous uh the obviously the court doesn't.
They're kind of like, no, you're full of shit.
This is stupid.
And there's a verdict here.
The verdict comes in after 14 hours of deliberation.
There's an eyewitness.
They drive to Hilton Head?
That's what I mean.
Well, they're saying it's funny, too, because they didn't go after death penalty on this.
Because there's five murder charges and everything.
They don't go after the death penalty because they say the evidence is too circumstantial and they're afraid
that the jury would acquit yeah rather than put someone to death and then he's fucked so yeah
they were like let's just let's go easy yeah after 14 hours of deliberation they come back
with guilty on five counts of murder two counts of capital felony uh two counts of capital felony murder one count of arson in the first degree and one count of arson in the second degree.
Those are all bad charges.
He's looking at life in prison for all of that.
Now, the old man is back again.
Samuel Lipovsky or whatever.
He comes back.
He said, oh, my God, is what he said at the end.
He said, quote, i feel bad about it not
because he killed someone because he really didn't have a good life he's jesus christ he said he
didn't get along in school he bullied everybody it's a shock well he now remembered something now
he's saying that he didn't get along with anybody in school wasn't a good student didn't have a good
life before he was like i was great I lived next door to the parents.
They're terrific people.
He said he bullied everybody.
Sounds like somebody's been sitting with his mom for the past few days and mom's going,
why would this happen?
How could I have missed it?
Were there any warning signs?
And then she's going, well, he did bully that kid.
I feel like this old man just wanted his name in the paper.
I have new information.
I'm old.
I forget things. Now I just remembered he's actually a piece of shit last time you guys
wrote about me i had all kinds of phone calls so let's do this again no shit uh the father here
john frolic uh frailix said quote uh the first guilty was tremendous i was certain he was guilty
i was positive jeffrey ferguson was guilty he was the only one who could be involved in any way with harming those boys, which, again, makes sense.
He's going to be he's going to be sentenced later on.
The supervising assistant state's attorney said, I feel dazed, relieved, wonderful and ecstatic.
You just you just never know what a jury is going to do.
This jury worked really hard.
It took them three days, which if it took them three days, I don't think they were working real hard to come up with that one here.
Defense lawyers said they had the wrong man.
They said it's just convenience.
This is all just a convenient mistaken identity here, which is nuts.
It's fucking crazy, man.
That's just a brave thing to say.
Yeah.
In front of a judge, you're just like, wrong guy.
Wrong guy.
It's totally not him.
The death penalty also, they'd have to show that Ferguson tortured his victims or intentionally
inflicted extreme pain, which he kind of intended to execute them quickly.
So that doesn't really match up.
The one guy ended up in extreme pain, dangling off a fucking atrium staircase.
With his legs on fire.
With his legs on fire.
Yeah, absolutely.
So David Auerbach, who's Scott Auerbach's father, said, quote, the tragedy of this is on fire with his legs on fire yeah absolutely uh so uh david our back who scott our backs father
said quote the tragedy of this is that jeffrey ferguson the monster that he is has a wonderful
mother wife children and brothers well that's nice he said quote they are going to have to
live with this too our hearts go out to them he's trying to bang his mom i guess he's like i see
availability but then that's a fucking nice man right there i wouldn't be so fucking nice i'd be
like they're all pieces of shit. They produce that asshole.
What the fuck are we going to say something nice about him?
But I'm going to see if her old ass knees can feel the cold linoleum.
Jesus Christ.
Janet Auerbach said, quote, I'm relieved and glad it's over.
He was guilty, but my son will never come back.
John Freilich was really, really pissed off that Ferguson showed no emotion outside of didn't do anything when they read anything.
He said, quote, I don't know if he was born evil, but I think he is evil.
This man showed no emotion when he was shown the pictures of those boys burned bodies.
He was stone cold, ice cold.
If he was innocent, he would have shown some emotion.
His murders and behavior in Reading, it was so cold and calculating.
So I can tend to agree with that.
June 11th, 1998 is
sentencing. John Freilich
is there, of course. He's the father
of the victim and he says, quote,
in court here in the victim impact,
he says, quote, you never met our son. Your first
encounter with David was when you sadistically
murdered him.
May you rot from the inside out,
Jeffrey Ferguson.
Damn. Not bad. Fuck you. murdered him uh you may may you rot from the inside out jeffrey ferguson damn not bad fuck you that's a fuck about a fuck off right your heart that was the better fuck off that you sir
may fuck off that's better than the judge right there may you rot from the inside out
so they ask him if he would like to say anything before he's sentenced, as you're supposed to then beg for bag and say nice things and try to get 20 years knocked off.
He instead starts speaking the lyrics to a Celine Dion song.
Get out of here because you love me.
Get out of my life.
No way.
That's all he said.
He said nothing else, but he still has a stupid ponytail on.
he still has a stupid ponytail on.
He said that... How amazing is that?
He said it was from a letter that his wife wrote him
to express her love and support for him.
And he included lyrical snippets from the song as,
quote, you were always there for me.
You gave me wings.
You're the only one who saw me through it all.
And then he quoted that literally, folded letter sat down said nothing else he said here's some here's some dion for you
no not that dion celine dion i want to leave you with a cut off of celine's new album check it out
boom and then he sat down that's daring the judge to sentence you to as much as he possibly can. That's a fuck you to the whole court.
Did he chase him?
Jesus Christ.
So the trial court completely didn't know what the fuck was going on here.
They ended up merging the predicate murder convictions into their capital felony convictions
and imposes two concurrent sentences of life in prison without the possibility of parole.
You, sir, may certainly fuck off forever.
Also imposed a sentence of 25 years for the crime of first degree arson to run concurrently
with the one capital, one of the capital felony convictions and 25 years imprisonment for
the crime of second degree arson arson to also run concurrently with other capital felony
conviction.
So fuck you.
You're in there forever.
That is five capital murders. That is five capital murders, correct?
That's five capital murders.
My Christ.
Now, he has an appeal we'll talk about very briefly because the one thing he says is hilarious.
I had to read through a giant fucking 40-page appeal, and I found one funny thing, and I
have to share it with you.
Close up with you are the wind beneath my wings?
Yes, he did.
He said, I have my appeal.
I raise you, Bette Midler.
I appeal you, Alanis Morissette.
My appeal, I raise you, Bette Midler.
I appeal you, Alanis Morissette.
So after he does, after he reads from Barbra Streisand's catalog.
Hits us with some lyrics to Ironic.
That's what he does.
His appeal, there's a ton of shit that this appeal is based on, a bunch of bullshit, but the one that made me laugh is the jury array challenge.
He contends that the trial court improperly denied his constitutional challenge to
the jury away array specifically ferguson claims that there was an underrepresentation of hispanic
persons in the jury he's not fucking hispanic what difference is his name is jeffrey kent ferguson
he's a fucking dipshit with a ponytail what the fuck does he care if there's fucking hispanics
on the jury wow what the hell is wrong with this fucking guy there's fucking one percent in this town sir calm down
yeah also there's a thing where they say the altamirano guy uh he's all of his testimonies
garbage because he's an illegal immigrant they said he'll say anything the state tells him to
and he's just a tool of the state and they also say the judge gave wrong instructions on reasonable
doubt but they were literally like trying to do semantics of a word and it was pretty silly so they deny
him all of that he's in prison for life just dead going there just you're in prison you might as
well be dead and then on may 7 2003 he takes it a step further and goes out in a blaze of glory
by fucking strangling himself to death in prison.
He dies as a result of asphyxia due to ligature strangulation tied something around his neck.
The police did specify that he didn't hang himself, though.
There was some kind of strangling knot.
He tied some boy scouts back to those knots. He's like the square knots, baby.
Oh, my Christ.
So he tied up a good knot.
I can make a fisherman out of these sheets.
And so of May 7, 2003, he's dead.
All the kids are dead.
Scott David Auerbach is buried in the Umpawag Cemetery in Redding.
Sean Hiltunen is also buried in the same place.
Auerbach has like a picture of him on a stone kind of thing.
It's kind of neat and uh the hill tune in has something in german written on his stone which is not
comforting i wouldn't think they're that's frightening the other ones we don't know where
they're buried it's not public information but i assume maybe they buried them all in the same
place because fingers crossed parents are really much like they were all really close and they
loved them but uh that's redding connecticut my and fuck. And that is Jeffrey Kent Ferguson and his fucking insanity.
Truly.
And fire and blow your head off.
And that's my favorite, though.
Wow.
Go get my gun.
Go out in a blaze of glory.
No problem.
This is why you buy a house.
This is crazy.
Jesus.
This is why you buy a house.
If everybody be happy, no rape.
Nobody had anything shoved up their ass this week.
Nothing like that.
No children's head were found in any cavities or anything like that.
Things are going good.
He likely said, I'll jam it up your ass.
I'm sure there was a threat.
Who knows?
It didn't actually happen.
So, huzzah.
Good for us.
If you like that show and you want to tell us how excited you are about the lack of rape,
you can do that by going to iTunes, giving us five stars, and telling us something.
Doesn't matter.
Something positive would be nice.
It's not for our egos.
Tell us you'll be at a live show.
That would be great.
It's just for business.
And if you want to find out about those live shows very soon, you can do that over at shut
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Everything there.
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Just look us up there.
There's also links that will get you to patreon.com slash crimeandsports to donate.
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And also you can buy all your merchandise and all that good shit.
Yes.
But never mind all that, because that's not as important, Jimmy.
You know what's important?
I would like you.
Well, I followed your instructions.
Jimmy, go out in a blaze of glory and hit me with that list right now.
This week's executive producers of fucking every week is Chrissy and Cristaldi.
Thank you so much, Chrissy.
Brinley, what should I say?
Richeson.
Brinley, Richeson and Elin Warren.
Thank you so much.
Thank you both very, very much.
We can't thank you enough, honestly.
We're in the same house, so thank you both.
You keep the lights on.
We appreciate it so much.
And Teresa Lazari.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, Teresa.
You guys are fucking amazing.
Thanks so much.
Thank you.
On the bottom of our hearts, we can't thank you enough.
Honest to goodness.
Our children, thank you.
Thank you.
Gavin McFarlane, Todd Crago, who actually indeed is white.
Zulamar Lucina obviously is not.
Jess Mullins, Temri Iverson or Temri?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I saw on Twitter.
I'm not sure what she is.
Twitter.
I saw her, yeah.
I don't know how to pronounce that.
I don't either.
Nathan Little.
Thank you.
Justin Luetger.
Luetger. Luetger. It's got to be Luetger. We'll take it. Surely. Thank you. Justin Luetger. Luetger.
Luetger.
It's got to be Luetger.
We'll take it.
Surely.
Thank you.
Tina Leary.
She donated on both.
Thank you so much, Tina.
Thank you.
That's heroic behavior.
Alex East and Ashley.
I don't know what Ashley's last name is.
I'm assuming East.
Thanks, Ashley.
I'm assuming.
All right, Alex and Ashley.
Melissa Tuttle.
Kaylin Owen says happy birthday to Liz and Maggie.
Luz and Maggie.
Happy birthday.
Listen, I'm not good at reading these fucking donations, comments.
I treat them much like iTunes reviews.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where I don't get to read the words.
So sometimes I do and I catch the ones that tell me to do something.
And so the ones that I don't, fucking sorry.
Sorry about that.
We try.
I got your name, though.
Yeah.
Somebody donated last week, wanted me to wish everybody a happy birthday. Somebody.
And I got the donator, but not the person.
It's so hard enough just to produce five hours of show every week to stay on top.
All this shit is really difficult.
It's brutal.
So we truly apologize, and we try our best.
And we will try harder.
We always will.
We're trying.
We're trying as hard as we can.
We're trying.
Holy shit.
Digging deeper is going to be tough.
It's tough.
Ashley Boxler, Cara Simone Simonow.
Simonow.
She donated on both also.
Thank you.
Wow, thank you so much.
And so did Zach Cornell.
Thank you very, very much.
Thank you, Zach.
Ben Brixius.
God damn it.
I'm doing my best.
Nick Laycock, Cherie Holland, Sarah D'Antonio.
Yes.
Thank you.
Ryan Baylor, Nicolette kisseleff uh that's a
fucking that's got some rhythm to it yeah nicolette kisseleff that sounds like a song
yeah that sounds like a song like that sounds like a like a miami sound machine song that's
beautiful shane irish gloria stefan's gonna fucking flare that shit garrett belcher uh
danielle stevens emmanuel alex, who goes by Dub, which doesn't
make any fucking sense.
Thank you, Dub.
Good for you, Dub.
We appreciate it.
Jeremy Sterk, Jessica Fabian, William Towns, Laura Sauter.
Yes.
Ariana Folsom.
I don't know.
Google her.
I don't.
That's what she wants you guys to do.
Well, Google away.
Google Ariana Folsom.
Terabusi Creek.
They make those fucking amazing soaps. Yes, they do. Thank you guys so, so much. Sarah's been. Google Ariana Folsom. Terabusi Creek. They make those fucking amazing soaps.
Yes, they do.
So, so much.
Sarah's been.
They're great people.
Yeah, she's always getting soap and they're awesome people.
Thank you.
And then the lady that owns it got her Facebook hacked and they sent me weird messages.
That sucks.
Kate Ives.
James Asselta.
Paul Ruest, of course.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're a mean guy.
Thank you.
Jake LaBeer. Richard Stevenson. Joel Bonner, Joaquim Stanford.
He said his name is Joakim.
I think he's fucking with me.
Maybe.
Maybe that's how he wants to pronounce it.
What do you know, Mr. Stanford?
What do you know, Yimmy Wissman?
It's true.
Who knows?
We could pronounce that.
Lincoln Weniger, Amanda McKelvey, William Melanson, Brian.
Oh, that's Bill Melanson over there in Boston.
Enjoy this show, Bill.
Yeah, thank you.
Bryant Tool, Jesse Hartman, Kate Myers, Catherine Collado, Jennifer Lamb, Tracy Selfridge, Sam Ballard, Doug Connell.
Connell, yes.
Yes.
Louise Rayfield, Amy Crawford.
Yes.
Chuck Cook, Laura Williams, Tina Leary.
I think I said her.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, she donated on both. Laura Williams. Tina Leary. I think I said her. Thank you so much, Tina. Yeah, she donated on both.
Thank you, Tina.
Brian Ford.
Phillip Close.
Denny Shearn.
Or Deny.
No, it's Denny, right?
Not Deny.
Denny?
Sure.
Probably.
Denny.
CJ Richards.
Fiennes.
No last name.
Fiennes?
Maybe that's the last name.
Hey.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Kyle Rund.
Or Roud.
Rude.
Rude.
R-U-U-D. That's a cool name. That that's right it's a cool ass name austin bollinger oh you know what you said somebody rude in this show
rup rup and you you automatically rings a bell i've seen that name before the kyle today i've
written that name down i thought of that too and i didn't say it but when you said that name i was
like is that where jimmy got that before but i didn't want to dig boy am i dumb that's jason lipton kristin clementi uh lesha sincox uh wendy dostel dostel postel i don't
know if that's a drp i'm an idiot uh shannon russell uh tim wooten uh robert wayne justin
pasifaro pasifaro okay that's a tough last name it is uh laura williams samuel miller christina punt uh daniel merrifield andrew
depois or depuis uh bobby with no last name ron bosh but it's b-o-b-b-i-e so that's a check right
i usually thank you unless uh unless the family was trying to be you don't know clever like mine
exactly who knows i would think that you would be a woman i fucking hate my name uh steve mcteague
uh colin scott bitter sarah lewis jeremy parenti uh callie ander
sean tomlinson joseph gillespie matthew long ryan uh katie taylor britney newman william
oh this one's fucking amazing wilhelm rudolph katzel wow the third that's amazing yeah wow
you should own a toy store that sounds there are three of those people wow sweet right that sounds like
an eccentric toy store owners like willie wonka with toys and it's the catsel k-a-t-z-l that's
what he calls the store cats for sure edgar scott robinson creativity blender and amber rachel
thank you guys so so much did i get colin mansfield i did right you got him there he is
thank you guys are amazing thank you so much thank you folks so much truly you guys so so much did i get colin mansfield i did right you got him there he is thank you guys are amazing thank you so much thank you folks so much truly you guys are honestly amazing seriously
guys you keep this train rolling and your donations are so so so important to us especially
now if we have studio to pay for and that kind of thing and you guys and plane tickets and plane
tickets and electricity and yeah yeah, that's crazy.
Thank you.
Yeah, I rented a house that has like, we have our office in it now.
And we have a studio that's separate, like on purpose and all that shit.
And you guys have helped us do that.
So thank you.
Thank you so, so much for everything you do.
Every penny counts.
And what if anybody wanted to tell you that you count, Jimmy?
How could they do that?
You can count me in into Twitter and Instagram
and Facebook. You can find me
at at WismanSucks, W-H-I-S-M-A-N
on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.
Wisman Sucks. Didn't I say that?
No, you said W-S-M-A-N.
What am I doing?
W-H-I-S-M-A-N
Sucks. There you go. On Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.
There you go. You can find me over on Facebook.
Jimmy Wisman. It's easy. Yeah,, Instagram, and Snapchat. There you go. And find me over on Facebook. Jimmy, what's that? Do that. It's easy.
Yeah, you can find me, at Jimmy P is funny, on the applicable formats.
And if you want to find me on Facebook, copy and paste my last name from the show description
because you don't need to be a hero.
There you go.
And you don't need to spend 20 minutes trying to figure it out.
Right.
Copy and paste.
Make it easy.
And keep coming back.
Keep seeing us.
Tell your friends.
Get ready for the live shows.
Yes.
We're very, very excited. Come see them. That your friends. Get ready for the live shows. Yes. We're very, very excited.
Come see them.
That's right.
And until next week, everybody.
Tell friends about the goddamn show.
It's been our pleasure.
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Bye.
Bye.
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