Small Town Murder - Bonus Episode! Prisoner Dating Game - All Violent Felon Edition

Episode Date: May 10, 2020

This week, we bring you an extra special bonus episode!! We line up 4 bachelors & 4 bachelorettes, and pick one of each as the winner of a hypothetical date! The catch is, they're all incarcerated violent felons, and Jimmie doesn't know what they've done until after he picks them. After that selections, we will find out exactly what landed them in jail, with a synopsis of each of their crimes!! Along the way, we find out that people that are too nice just might be murderers, that you definitely can't judge a book by its cover, and how much influence that looks might have when mitigating a crime!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman New episodes every Thursday! Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com & use our email: [e-mail] Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports! Follow us on... twitter.com/@murdersmall facebook.com/smalltownpod instagram.com/smalltownmurder Also, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Crime In Sports! On iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts# See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello. Yay. Hi. Yay. Yay. There you go. My name is James Petrogallo. I'm here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you, folks, for joining us here. Just wanted to let you guys know what you're about to hear is a bonus edition of Small Town Murder. This is what we normally put out on Patreon. We put this out on Patreon a couple weeks ago. It's of all hilarious and a lot of fun so we think you'll enjoy it and we just want to give you an idea of what's on patreon so you can you know say what do they do on there now you know we present to you the the all violent felon edition of the

prisoner dating game where jimmy has no idea what they've done till after he has chosen them and we do have a synopsis of what everybody's done so we can see exactly who they are oh it's so much fun everybody really enjoy this enjoy so we try to come up with new and different things for you all the time and i think i came up with something pretty good here this is the way to do it we've refined the prisoner dating game okay before it was the prisoner dating game, okay? Before it was just prisoner dating game. You pick somebody. Hey, okay there, Jimmy.

Pick somebody. Mainly just funny to read the descriptions. But we found a new twist here. We're going to look at some bachelors and bachelorettes. Only these are all violent felons. Oh, boy. No drugs. No, you know, too many DUIs.

None of that shit. Violent felons here. That's right. There's no good choices here, people. All bad choices. It's all bad choices. What is that? What was that show?

The what? You have not got a complete word out to describe this thing. It's like The Price is Right from the 70s. Okay, let's make a deal. Where are you going? There you go. Let's do the high door number two. It's a goat.

Another goat. Everyone has a goat eating your shorts. It's just a bunch of loose bees. Close that door. Oh, shit. That's what we have here, basically. And this one is a queen-size bed infested with bed bugs. Hey, that's the catch.

We won't know what they did until after Jimmy makes his difficult decision of the pick of a future life partner. Yeah. So let's get right into this. Let's get down to business. We're going to do The Bachelors first. I have pictures for you to look at as well. Right. I'd like you to get a full, you know, array.

You got to put the name with the face and all that. Let's first meet Anthony. Okay. Anthony's a resident of the state of Texas at this point. Not of of his own choice but he still resides where we're at in texas uh well let's let him tell you let's see here's anthony right here by the way yeah take a look at him there face tattoos there you go no face tattoos on him he's pretty smooth shaved head looks like i think that's probably like a church picture he looks like he's ducking though though. Oh, shit. Yeah. Here we go. Hello. My name is Anthony. I'm 40 years old from Houston, Texas.

Okay. Okay. I heard about this website and wanted to give it a try to hopefully find some new friends slash pen pals to write. I'm a real laid back guy. Okay. Okay. He's calm.

We'll find out if he's calm by what he did. I like to talk about various topics. Okay. Okay. And that's everybody. I like to talk about various topics. Okay. Okay. That's everybody. I like to talk about various topics. That's like saying I like to eat food, sometimes different food. I like to talk about only one thing.

Only one thing. I grew up in a huge family. Most of my people are from Louisiana. I work every day to keep my mind occupied. I self-educate myself. Wait. Wait. Wow. You have not done enough.

Back that up, Anthony. I self-educate myself by reading a lot of books. Law books are my favorite readings right now. You know, with me being in prison and all. You know, I'm researching my own fucking... I was going to say, when he comes out, he might not be as interested in that subject. He might not ever want to talk about it again. Right now.

Like, I'm on just a thing of law books. I was on the classics before that. I read everything. Now I'm onto this. I love to work out every day. These younger guys can't even keep up with me, LOL. We'll find out how old he is here. He's at 40.

Yeah, I'm a positive person person and i won't let my past slash current situation define who i am yeah no but everyone else is the society hence you're on the prisoner dating game uh so i'm striving to better myself daily i'm a straight up individual like to joke and laugh i'm a father of one i'll let you see for yourself how great i am so just go ahead and write me i'll let you see for yourself how great i am he actually said that sentence i'm amazing i wouldn't say that and i am not in prison for violence i'm not in prison we have like a following and i still wouldn't fucking say that now there's people that walk up to us literally go you guys are great right no we wouldn't ever say that now there's people that walk up to us literally go you guys

are great right no we wouldn't ever say that i don't think it at all i'm like you're you need to get out more someone says that he's been stopped in an airport line and told can i have a selfie with you i wonder probably a lot he's great i mean more than us because we're not great and he is and that happens sometimes so uh anthony here is um he's 39 years old so he's gonna be 40 this year uh brown eyes bald head from houston texas he's uh he's a black guy he's single as you saw i didn't tell everybody else he's a black guy they didn't see him um he's seeking legal help as well yeah also seeking uh prayer partners as well just whoever wants to talk to him here.

Christian fella. He's straight, but Jimmy will change his mind. And you haven't felt this. He's straight. So that's Anthony. Okay. Okay. Anthony from Houston there. Huge family.

Lots of law books. Seems like you can discuss the law with him, I guess, or something. I don't know what you could talk about. He's got faith, James. He's got faith, I see. Bachelor number two. This is Troy. This is Troy. This is Troy from Michigan here.

We'll show you Troy down there. There's also a city called Troy, Michigan. There is. This is Troy from Michigan. There he is. Oh, here he is. Hi, my name is Troy. Hi, Troy.

Hello, Troy. So I'll say hi. Everyone out there. Hi, Troy. Hi, Troy, all together. I am a 5'10", intelligent, artistic, athletic-built man who loves to read as well as write. All right. Well, that's a start.

5'10", he's not too tall for it. He's not shorter than you. He's intelligent, artistic, athletic. He can read and write. Read and write, which is important. It's impressive. You want that. I am very active.

I love working my body as well as my mind. Oh, boy. That didn't sound good. In jail. He love working my body as well as my mind. Oh, boy. That didn't sound good in jail. He loves working that body. He knew what he was doing there. He was planting a seed. Basketball is my sport. Chess is my game.

So he likes to play basketball and he likes to play chess. Outdoor basketball, indoor chess. I can do either every day. Okay? He wants to do both of them all the time. Oh, chess and basketball. Anytime. Who knows?

Maybe we will get us a game of one-on-one or even push one. Quote, unquote. I don't know what push one is. One day. Oh, yeah. I can be slightly competitive, but don't worry. I'll be sure to let you win from time to time. That's good, Jimmy.

Oh, you sweetheart. That's so good. See, now you like to play basketball that's pretty good i feel like he's gonna let you win from time to time that's good and chess too it'll help you learn the game yeah so if you just beat you immediately that's not gonna help i like to learn that's important yeah he likes to learn and uh and he is passionate by the way i'm gonna give a description of the crimes of synopsis of all of these people's crimes at the end the people you picked the people you didn't pick so you'll know exactly what they did i'm passionate about growing with anything i do writing poetry is another passion of mine he likes to write poetry he's thoughtful or full of shit i would love to share some with you oh one of the two. What did you just say right now?

What did I say? He's passionate or full of shit. Next sentence is, quote, I am genuine. He got to that point and he's like, I'm sounding too good to be true. They're going to be like, this dude's full of shit, so I better put I'm genuine right here. Right when they think it, I'm going to answer it. Four of them. I'm absolutely's full of shit, so I better put I'm genuine right here. Like, right when they think it, I'm going to answer it for them. I'm absolutely not full of shit. Not full of shit.

I can't write that. I got to make it sound articulate. I am genuine. Genuine. He's also, he says, outgoing, loyal, and a nonjudgmental guy. Well, you're in fucking prison, so it's really hard for you to be judgmental about anybody else's situation at this point. Although, i'll bet

a child molester he'd be like i'm gonna shank that mother yeah that's fine you can that's the thing in our society that's why i like that's one little hierarchy we've built is no matter what child molester is always at the bottom rung of it no matter what you've done how horrible you are you could fucking you could vivisect your mom and they'll be like that's fine let's come with me to beat up that child molester that's just i love that that we've done that as a society good yeah no one feels bad for them uh i love to laugh and have a good time well who doesn't i love the outdoors it's ironic considering how you are i mean let's be realistic i think every prisoner loves them because they can't

have yeah i love the outdoors i look at them often i peer out longingly very often i also love money doesn't mean i have that's the other thing i love money i have nothing uh chilling around a campfire surrounded by my fresh and friends, sharing stories, or just kicking it. Sounds like the dopest time to me. Yeah. So he's good here. He is sweet as fuck. Oh, yeah.

Definitely. I see myself as a people person, except for the ones who you did some violent crime to, which we don't know yet. We'll find out. Who loves getting to know people and creating lasting bonds, which he can do that very easily in jail because we'll all be there a while. I've been in prison for a while now, and over the years I've come to the realization that the beauty of the universe is wrapped up inside a woman. Oh. Oh, damn. It's deep in there.

Motherfucker got deep. I like to tickle it with the head of my cock. The next line should be, I am genuine. Because that was real. I started smelling shit hard coming over that one you know what i'm saying didn't you that sounded like he was fishing for commissary money yeah yeah that's what i'm saying it's wrapped up inside a woman in her purse next to her wallet jesus next to her jay pay you know how that works right next to it not just physically but spiritually mentally and emotionally as well wow he's trying to pull in one of these love after lockup girls like he's gonna too i will

knock you up in a prison closet he's gonna land that michelle from georgia i feel like or the one that was going out with michael from the south there i feel like he's gonna land her that's the one from texas yeah yeah yeah from houston or whatever megan that's her name thank you megan the wife was Sarah. I can remember it. Okay. Because he had a wife and a girlfriend. Right.

Yeah, that was perfect. It's got too much happening. I'm hoping that someone will find some time to share a little beauty of theirs with me. Anyway, at the closing he says, anyway, anyway, thank you for your time. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Troy is born. He's only 29, Troy. He's a youngster. He's a youngster. So that's, I don't know if you like him a little younger than you. You could guide him. He's a Gemini. I do like the 10-year gap. That's fun.

That's right. Black guy. He's got brown hair, black eyes, or black hair, brown eyes. Got that going on. That's a black guy. That's a black guy. He's single. Interested in furthering his education.

He is, but he's not seeking legal help or prayer partners. No interest in that shit. Okay. Now, bachelor number three. Hell yeah. Let's take a look at bachelor number three here. What you got, little buddy? That's a non-prison picture.

No. I see like an apartment door in the background. Is that an apartment door or is that like a dry erase board? That's a door because there's a lock on the thing. He's got like a cup sitting there. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Oh, it's a lamp. It's some shit.

It's an earring. So it's definitely not. Right. Yeah, yeah. The earring signifies not jail. Not in jail. Yeah, jewelry. This is John from Kansas.

Okay. So he's a mild-mannered fella from Kansas. Hey. He starts out with hey instead of hi. Hey, my name is John. And I am on here in the hopes of finding a lifelong friendship with someone who would be willing to see me for the person I am today, rather than an error in judgment I made in my past. He's looking for a fresh start. He's looking for someone just to give him a fresh start. You know what I mean? Just to, that's okay he's looking for a fresh start one way to write it he's looking for someone yeah just to give him a fresh start you know what i mean just to that's what it is it's i do like that he dug deeper than he's like asked so many people have probably written mistake that's the

thing error error and my judgment yeah it's a judgmental error because it wasn't i'm not a bad person i just had a lapse of judgment of that one moment right so it's really the judgment to blame not me as a person that's how it works see got myself out but he's looking for a lifelong friendship which i know you're a loyal guy i am you know that's the thing we've been friends for a long time so i know you're looking for someone uh i know my charges look bad and uh look bad initially but the situation is not as black and white as it may seem no nope it Nope. It's not, apparently. Black and white is good and bad. Yeah, apparently. It's not necessarily all that bad.

I don't know. Apparently this violent crime that he committed, he's saying, look, someone had it coming. It's all not on the surface. You can't see it all just in my charges. I'm deeper than that. I'm deeper. And to show you that, his next line is,

to tell you a little bit about myself. See, he knows too. This is practice right here. These are all practice. I'm 33 years old. My birthday is December 20th. I'm 6'2", 190 pounds. That's a big fella.

Look at that. It's a tall drink of water, Jimmy. Yeah, he is. Something for you. I'm from Kansas, and I've lived here my whole life, but would love the opportunity to see more of our country and the world one day. So he wants to get out and see the world, especially the part that's outside of jail, especially that part.

You're going to have to wait until you're off parole. I'd like to see more of our country and not in a bus on the way to a different federal prison. The back roads are real scary. Yeah, I don't get to see them very often. With a guy standing in the aisle with a 12-gauge shotgun. Yeah. In my facility, I spend most of my time working my private industry job as a welder. So he does...

He's got a trade. He does, like, piece welding work for the prison through contracted. So there's a guy that's... There you go. He's got a trade. there you go he's gonna trade and you like to work on yeah cars and stuff like that fucking race car yeah he could build you like a frame for an old vw that you like yeah this is this this is we're talking something here uh not too shabby which i key which i enjoy is it keeps me productive and i'm learning new skills that

i'll be able to use upon my release thinking Thinking ahead. This is good. This is good. I pride myself on being a hard worker and I try to do what I can to better myself in every way possible. My hobbies include reading, playing chess, running, listening to music,

running a short distance, running eight feet one way and eight feet the other way and then 10 feet one way and 10 feet the other way that's not a lot of running that's not a lot of running listening to music and watching movies i enjoy sci-fi and suspense thrillers and like listening to r&b slash rap oh okay hip-hop hip-hop yeah he's a white how does he get to be able to watch movies in there are they like old ones that are not violent is that what that-hop yeah he's a white how does he get to be able to watch movies in there are they like old ones that are not violent is that what that is yeah there's tv and there's they

there's movie nights in certain jails too or they'll show the movies and i don't like that it's gonna keep them from fucking raping each other somehow i mean that's you gotta keep them occupied in some way shape or form they should give them like a brand new movie night and it's like something from like 15, 15 years ago. Oh, yeah, no, they're not giving you, like, hey, we're all going to see the new fucking Marvel movie. It's not that. It's, like, you're watching...

They don't do, like, Lord of the Rings trilogy. No, I highly doubt it. It kills way too much time. Yeah, I think you're watching, you know, something from 1991. You better watch Splash. You're watching, like, Terminator 2 or something. Less violent than that. Oh, yeah, that one's pretty violent.

It's pretty violent. Splash would be a good one. That'd be a good one that'd be a good one except except at one point you see her ass in that too oh that would be tough they'd have to go with g movies people be jerking it like a fucking bat if her ass came any ass female ass came out it just pure of sea of jerking it would be horrible turn it off the echo of zippers would be so loud they put that movie on disney plus did you see what they did? No. I saw the clip of it.

They digitized, because you know how her hair is real long and then her ass is there when she's running back into the water from like 20 feet away for two seconds. They digitally put longer hair so it covers her ass. Get out. It just looks like she's growing hair out of her ass. The way it moves. It just looks like she's got a hairy ass. It looks like she has a hairy ass.

Like, oh, she's got long hair. Oh, God. And a fucking mud flap on her ass. way it moves it looks like she has a hairy ass like oh she's got long hair oh god and a fucking mud flap on her ass what's happening here her asshole grew a mullet oh no okay back to john party back there it's all a party back to john i am looking for someone who can spare a little bit of their time and someone who i can engage with an intelligent conversation if that sounds like you i would love to hear from you. I am interested to know all about you and whatever you're comfortable sharing with me. I got the time. He didn't say that.

That's me, but he's got the time with me. Your likes and dislikes, career, hopes, and aspirations for your future and interests. Wow. He knows how to talk to the ladies. I really hope to hear from you soon, John. Okay, John. Let's see here. John, blonde hair, blue eyes. to talk to the ladies. He does. I really hope to hear from you soon, John. Yeah. Okay, John. Let's see here. John, blonde hair, blue eyes.

A little bit of hair. A little bit of hair. It's not great. Genetics were not kind to him. Yeah, it's not going to go well for him. I assume he shaved it all by now. He and I both. He's gotten full Jimmy Wisman by now.

So Gardner, Texas, he is, or Gardner, Kansas, I'm sorry. He's single, like I sorry. He's single. Like I said, he's just looking for people to talk to. Yeah, that's all it is. Bachelor number four. Okay. Okay. This is Charles.

Yeah. Take a look at Charles. How do you look, Charles? Oh, he is the most frightening so far. He's a scary looking guy. He's hiding from the camera. He looks like a he looks like like white supremacist. Yeah.

And this is his audition for friendship. This is, hey, ladies. Yeah. Hey, ladies. Talk to me. I'm fucking weird. Oh, boy. Here's Charles.

He is in Illinois. You are a rare jewel, is how he starts it out. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You're damn right. I smell the shit waffling far and wide. I am genuine. Better be his next sentence.

Yeah. No, no. You are a real jewel whose history tells a story. Oh, boy. He's starting this out like it's some sort of A&E special. Yeah. But just because you might not have been treasured does not mean you're not a treasure. Oh, he's looking for the rejected.

He's scooping up the, yeah. The weak gazelles. Some brothers try to hit him and I pull up quick to get with him. That's what he's looking for the reject he's scooping up yeah yeah he's the weak gazelles some brothers try to hit him and i pull up quick to get with him that's what he's doing he's like i remember before i went in the joint that's a lot was hot that's what he's trying to pull i enjoy poetry of sir mix a lot he don't give a fuck. Oh, my God. He'll dig up his nose and his butt on the bus or the train.

He's got some gravediggers in him, too. Although he's not. He's the Bushwick Dutchmaster rapper. He loves black women and he hates fucking crackers. This is too much. No, he's not. He's actually very white. And we might like black women.

I'm not sure. He says, quote, Who can really decide your weight in gold when they can only begin to measure your value based on how many times you've weathered the storm, how you've persevered and stayed the course. You've never given up. You've beaten the odds. This sounds like a fucking insurance commercial.

Here's what he's doing. You've built your business. Now protect it with Mutual of Omaha. That's what it fucking sounds like he's gonna say the prudential it's like you with like your kids on the beach like jumping and your wife comes up and like you know you're in like a white dress shirt with rolled up khakis and your house is on fire and it's burning to the ground this guy he is the most i hate him oh yeah i don't like so manipulative oh can you imagine for this the women who don't trust anybody that just want their, I don't know, self.

Yeah, women have had a hard time. Guys have treated them badly. I'm going to be that guy. I want to help you. I'm here for you. Oh, there's more. Oh, boy. He says, you've never given up.

You've beaten the odds and realized the sky couldn't limit you. Yeah. And even all this can't sum up how much you're truly worth. So as a result, your appraisal is priceless. This is to anyone. Is this copy and paste from Asshole Tony? It has to be Asshole Tony. Asshole Tony had to write like this.

It has to. Genuineness. See, he goes, genuineness, sincerity, and thoughtfulness are jewels hidden within my treasure chest that have yet to be discovered. It would be a pleasure to discover those diamonds within you. Yeah. Oh. Gross. Gross.

As we excavate the ancient runes within us together, our brilliance will radiate and shine. See why I picked this guy? Oh, I hate him so much. I knew you would. The meaning of my name, it's Charles Kuczynski, signifies both royalty, Charles. What? Okay. And the hardworking, down-to-earth being that I am at heart.

Kuczynski means son of a farmer. My name means royalty and- Royal son of a farmer. And Polish peasant. son of a farmer and poland polish peasant and polish royalty and russian fucking turnip farmer who fled when the czar got fucking overtaken jesus i am light-headed laughing at that i almost fell over it's so ridiculous some of my passions are music and creative writing which i credit to the different cultures I experienced growing up in Chicago. Where are you from and describe for me one of your passions?

Hopefully we can take a journey together and uncover each other's rare gems within us. Disgusting. He's 32 years old and he's an asshole. There is a lot of talk of currency and valuable things. Priceless. And comparing women to them. yeah gross gross well he's a scumbag who's it gonna be jimmy you got four people it's not gonna be i hope we send him to the electric chair we're gonna go with anthony our first guy here uh he likes looking for a new pen pal right yeah you were annoyed with him we have troy i like him uh number two who plays basketball.

That's a thing. And he'll let me win. He'll let you win once in a while. I can beat a black guy at basketball. That's what I mean. That's pretty exciting. Or we have John, natural number three, who's from Kansas. He's looking for a friend. He's looking to better himself.

Yeah, but he was a little mopey and like a real bitch. Yeah, he seems a little depressive-y. Yeah, I don't know how good his basketball game's going to be. I like to win sometimes. I think we'll have fun. I'm going to get number two. I think we'll have fun. I think there's going to be a lot of high fives.

You said that just like you were on a show. I think we'll have a good time. And he's not going to downtrod me with some fucking Jesus talk. We're going to have a great time. So you're going with Troy? Yes. Troy from Michigan, everybody. Let's see who you didn't pick.

Yeah. Let's meet bachelor number one, Anthony. Anthony from Texas. He's in for murder. He's serving for murder, where on November 15th, 2008, he broke into a home attempting to commit robbery of a Cromsey Fuentes and ended up striking Fuentes in the head with an unknown object and then suffocating him with a pillow until they died. This was also a nightmare. This is also an elderly person who couldn't defend themselves. So that's that's Bachelor number one.

Latest release date, 2005. So that's Bachelor No. 1, latest release date, 2055. So that's Anthony. Let's see here. Bachelor No. 3, John, like we talked about from Kansas, John is in for rape of a child

less than 14 years old. He is a bitch. He is a bitch. I don't have all the information, but I assume he raped a child under 14 years old. That's all I can do. I like your deduction. I don't know all the information, but I assume he raped a child under 14 years old. That's all I can do. I like your deduction.

I don't know. That's it. Earliest release date, 2027. That? No. Well, it's from 2015. So 12 years. That's not enough.

That's the earliest and the latest. So there's no early release. He's certainly getting out then. He's serving a full 12 years then. And he's going to be ready. That's the guy who you said seemed a little mopey. Yeah. He's a real bitch. He's certainly getting out then. He's serving a full 12 years then. And he's going to be ready. That's the guy who you said seemed a little mopey. Yeah. He's a real bitch.

He's a real bitch. He's getting out, James. Yeah. For sure. Oh, yeah. In seven years. Oh, he will be on the street very soon. Remember, he's the guy.

It's not all black and white in the charges. Yeah. That's super, super black and white, bud. I would say. It's literally rape of a child right rape and child together black white done i can't believe that that guy only gets 12 12 years bachelor number four you're the one you really fucking hated here uh he was a member of the latin kings actually somehow that white guy uh yes somehow and uh a man uh people were standing outside at espinoza and gonzalez two

guys were standing outside on south kenneth avenue in chicago uh to pick up uh somebody to pick up to take a kid to school apparently and uh they arrived at this person's house between 10 and 10 30 a.m this person went to the door as they went to the door they saw somebody walking down the street uh coming at them there was this door, they saw somebody walking down the street coming at them. It was this person here, our bachelor number four down the sidewalk. He was about five, six houses away. They could see his face. He said he was wearing an open black hooded sweatshirt over a gray Chicago White Sox jersey.

And basically, this guy walked up to these people and said, hey, what's up? And the guy turned around to see if he knew who he was. And this guy shot dude in the chest and then shot another guy and started shooting at other people. Unbelievable. Yeah. The other, the surviving person got into the backyard of a neighboring house and told someone to call 911. Altogether, there was nine gunshots and one dead and one person treated for four gunshot wounds. So not a good guy. Let's find out what your fella did troy let's see troy lewis is in for four counts of home invasion okay

assault with intent to rob felony firearms carrying a weapon with unlawful intent assaulting a police officer and assault with a dangerous weapon no murder no murder no murder he sucks no doubt i know yeah apparently he and an accomplice are believed to have knocked on the front door of a residence at 12 50 a.m uh they asked for a man who didn't live there and then asked uh and then asked for a man that the guy who lived there actually knew before they kicked the door in pointing handguns at the victim uh they also struck him in the head with the butt of a gun they fired the gun once not hitting anybody they took an unknown amount of money and left the scene then they uh while they were trying to be while a cop was trying to arrest them he assaulted a police officer and resisting and resisted arrest also how long till

our date latest release date latest release date is 20. So sometime in the next six years, you guys will be together. When did he get arrested? 2010. That is ridiculous. Yeah. That that crime gets less more time than a man who fucks a child. That's what I mean. That was just a butt of a gun.

Unbelievable. Granted, he punched a cop. He punched a cop and all that, but the cop wasn't under 14. Correct. So we're're gonna go with worse holy okay so jimmy you're all set up buddy there you go uh we should pick i think the best of the lot honestly really well we're the least of the poisons let's go back let's move on to the ladies everybody the ladies bachelorettes come on in ladies there you go have a seat oh bachelorette number one here this is

sunny uh here she is that's her real name actually sunny s-u-n-n-y is a real it's on her court documents and everything here is her her she's in california really close by uh quote possessing a passion for spiritual emotional and educational growth is and rising to every challenge I have faced. My internal terrain has developed and changed dramatically since my arrest in 2004, free from the hurts and hangups of the past of past abuse and failure. I've now learned to love and invest in the most in the important and valuable relationships, including with myself with honesty and integrity.

I'm thankful for the accomplishments I've made, including nearly finishing my associatesates of Science and graduating Culinary Arts Management, for I desire to develop a home catering business and put my talents to the test. She can cook, Jimmy. She wants to do it from home. That's for money. This is good. Currently, I'm in preparation for the next transition prior to release, which is good. A program called CCTRP,

which will place on me an ankle monitor and prepare me for success as I continue to meet my goals of community service and employment. During my limitation of life behind the walls, I have learned never to take anything for granted again. I'm now looking forward to the small things and taking each day one day at a time. Please respond and we'll look forward together. Thank you for your time.

Okay, that's Sunny. Sunny, California. Sunny's 43 years old. She's a white lady, 43 years old. She's a cancer. She looks so young. She looks young. I think that is, well, no, that's her graduation one. I think that's from her college thing.

I don't know. That might be current. Bachelorette number two is from down down in georgia yeah uh this is uh kira this is kira from georgia you can see her right there oh my word she's a pretty black woman hello pretty face on her she says uh hi allow me to introduce you to kira yeah where the fuck is she oh it's you my bad what are you doing that for? Why are you third person? What the shit is that?

I could tell you how fun, loving, and caring I am, but my personality just can't be summed up that easily. Oh, she's multifaceted, Jimmy. Jimmy, multifaceted. I love experiencing new places and things. Music has always been my gateway or my getaway and laughter my escape. You like music. She likes to laugh. You like to.

We're comedians. I'm terrified of her going getaway and escape. And she's using some like. Her escape. Yeah. I'm a football fan through and through. Jimmy. This is good.

She likes the South. Well, you know. No. My love of learning is the reason for wanting to further my education. My incarceration is due to poor judgment and choices of the people that I surrounded myself with. Wait, what? My incarceration is due to poor judgment and choices of the people that I surrounded myself with. I'm in jail because of other people. I think she's saying her choices of who she surrounded herself with, not their choices.

She's saying the choice to surround myself with shitty, but she's still taking it off herself. I'm saying it's just not to the degree you were saying yeah there's an a b or c she's in b land she's in the estuary between taking responsibility but only for surrounding herself with shitty people so it's no good here look within girl yep i look forward to hearing from you she's a leo she's 30 uh she's from thomasville ge Georgia, originally. Non-denominational religion, so she's not that into it. She's not going to overly pray up. That's good. She's straight, female, not looking for prayer partners or legal help or any of that shit. Really?

Not looking for that stuff, as to what she says, anyway. Bachelorette number three. Yeah. Let's head on down to Texas. Oh, yeah. Going to Texas, Jimmy. We always get to Texas. There she is here.

Oh, okay okay there you go another nice looking black lady here we got um this is joyce okay joyce uh now joyce joyce looks like she's got a nursing outfit on her does and you know what i mean she looks happy is that is that scrubs or is that prison i think it's her prison outfit because i see her name on there like numbers and shit under it so i think they just give them whites um or that could be like for a job in the prison. I don't know. Anyway, she's from Texas. She says, Texas? Yes, Texas. Hello, and

thank you for stopping to check out my profile. I do appreciate it. I like that. There's a lot of profiles out there. You've taken the time to read mine. I like that. As you can see, I've been locked up a while, and I've made much of my time here. I stay focused on living life now and preparing for my life and future after prison.

That's important. Yeah. They can't just be into this prison thing. I'm an encourager. I've had to do like David most times, encouraging myself in the Lord. Oh, no. Okay. She's getting a little religious.

I do like the encouragement because I am a dreamer. That's the thing. You would need that. Yeah. She's going to little religious. I do like the encouragement because I am a dreamer. That's the thing. You would need that. She's going to tell you, you can do it, Jimmy. I make dumb decisions and I need somebody to go, it's the right decision. It's going to be okay, Jimmy. Yeah. I love to laugh.

Enjoy military ops novels. What? She likes military novels and those fucking novels that they write. Fucking red ox over. And supermarkets and shit that 70-year-old men read. Yeah. I really enjoy cooking. Some supermarkets and shit that 70-year-old men read. Yeah. I really enjoy cooking. It's fun and relaxing to me.

Oh, this is good. I love good food. Yeah. That's good. I am inspired by releases that visit to share their success stories. So, releasees that visit to share their success stories. So, she's inspired by prisoners who come back to the prison to tell you what they've done. I can see myself doing that.

I'm into helping others meet their goals. I'm a Braille transcriber. That's cool as fuck. That's crazy. That's awesome. I get to help Braille readers remove obstacles and pursue their education and career goals, especially in music. Awesome.

I'm a military veteran. That's interesting. Look at this. And I'm focused on becoming a voice for justice-involved veterans. Okay? U.S. veterans need the love and support of our country that was offered to our country, that they offered to our country. Military-related traumas have led to many regretful outcomes.

Prison is one of them. Meaningful intervention, healing, and restoration are needed for the population of military veterans incarcerated for offenses that are the result of unchecked military related traumas true in closing i hope this will lead to sincere positive and encouraging friendships this is what i'm offering so if you have a minute or two say hello and let's get acquainted thank you again and have a great day yeah fucking joyce she's all right joyce is all right here she's from originally from new y, New York. Really?

Oh, yeah. That's kind of cool. Put her down to Texas. She's got a fucking attitude, too. She's going to be cool as shit, Jim. And from the military? Yeah. You can't tell her nothing.

Oh, yeah. She's going to be fun, dude. Fun, fun, fun. That's her hometown. Lives down in Texas, probably after the military there. She's 53. A little older, but she looks good. She looks a lot younger.

She's good stuff here. She's not looking for legal help or prayer partners. Just looking for people to talk to. Okay. And Bachelorette number four. This one I'm jacked about. Let's see her. Oh, what?

Hold on. Come back. Yeah. What? Wow. Jimmy like you. You have no idea what a i'm hot unbelievably hot yeah she's so hot what is that about that's what there's a there's a little formula of hot to crazy

i mean she's in prison it's gotta be unbelievable she's in prison so that's yeah she's gone off the deep end of crazy apparently she's like standing in a garden with sunbeams and a fucking little coy smirk she's not like cut up your suitcase your uh shoelaces with scissors when she pissed you piss her off she's i'll go to prison for that shit i will go to the fucking pen over this shit she's hot there you go her name is page yeah says, there we go. I never thought my life would lead me to where I am today, but here I am. Yeah.

Okay. I don't make excuses for the mistakes I've made, and I strive to better myself even more every single day. I'm looking for someone to write and share my thoughts with. I love music, laughing, and trying to see the bright side of things. I've been having a difficult time being here and would love to have someone to talk to. She's not adjusting. Plus, I'm a great listener.

Yeah. On the outside, I loved to make art and be extremely, all capital letters, extremely goofy. I'm the type of girl who always has a smile on her face. I look forward to hearing from you. Godspeed. She's only 24. Yeah.

She's a Leo. She's from Omaha, Nebraska, originally here. That's where she's incarcerated as well. She is looking to further her education, not looking for legal help or prayer partners, though, here at all. She's hot, and it's going to cost me a college fucking degree. Let's go over this. All right. Bachelorette number one is Sunny from California.

Remember, she's culinary arts management. She looked young, but she's actually 40. Yeah. And she wants to have a home catering business and all that. So we have that. Kira's hot. We have Kira number two. I don't think you like you didn't like her blaming the people that she surrounded herself

with. But that's Kira. Taking but that's Kiara number two. Taking no responsibility, but she's hot. Don't like that. That's a thing. Bachelorette number three, Joyce, that we just talked about. Joyce seems to have it together. She's a New Yorker, a former military woman.

And then we have Bachelorette number four, 24-year-old Paige. Forget it. She's extremely goofy. Jimmy? Holler, Paige. All right. Jimmy's going, Bachelorette number four. What's your number, girl? Let's do

this. Well, let's find out who you didn't pick. Let's meet the other Bachelorettes. Bachelorette number one. Come on out. Bachelorette number one. Sonny pled no contest to voluntary manslaughter. Was it her husband? With the admission that she had used a gun in the commission of the crime. Arrested after individuals had

reported to the police that she had, quote, shot an old man in a plan to rob him for drugs and money. Oh, my God. She is terrible. Yeah. She entered into a plea agreement of no contest to voluntary manslaughter with an admission that she had used a gun in the commission of the crime. She had three prior misdemeanor convictions for writing bad checks, drug possession being under the influence of a controlled substance she's tracy with at the end of her rope tracy at the end yeah it's all after she kills clint or rob she has to rob her as

clint's dad for money and shoots him shot an old man i love that that's the thing uh report further revealed that she'd been referred to a drug diversion program and was on probation when she committed this crime. Oh, my God. Yeah. Also, there were accelerators, aggravators. One was the crime involved great violence. And the second one, the crime was particularly vulnerable individuals. And she's in California.

She's an old man. When's she getting out? Earliest release date and latest release date 2021 she'll be out next year what the fuck she went in in 2004 that's not enough that's she's coming out 17 what that's it that's earliest and latest release date so that's her full full ride yeah that's uh october 1st 2021 i hope she gets released into a coronavirus world and gets coronavirus and it's over. And then goes back. Yeah, that's... Jesus.

Shot an old man. Bachelorette number two, Kira. Uh-huh. She's hot. She was hot. Pretty young girl. Murder and first-degree arson she's in for. Hey, look at that, everybody.

She's left eye if Andre was home. This is fantastic. Murder and first-degree arson. Holy shit. Fuck she uh uh let's see here she was uh oh boy with this she was arrested after a 21 year old south carolina army veteran hassan hana williams was found shot to death uh behind 402 metcalf avenue and in and had his car set on fire uh kira kimberly Williams, Shaquille Cook, and Alvin Davis III are charged with carjacking, robbing, and murdering Williams.

They're also charged with torching his car and with cruelty to children. Quote, there was a child with them when this was going on, and that's where the cruelty to children comes into play. They brought a kid with them. Oh, my God. To carjack rob murder and burn someone what the fuck here was a child there when does she get out of jail i'll tell you in a minute here investigators say they learned that uh uh that hassan williams and one

of the he's the victim and one of the suspects kira served together in the army wow so this was a veteran that she knew from the army. So he trusted her. She loves veterans. That's she loves him. The prosecutor said, quote, he knew her in the past. He was coming here to talk to her, meet with her. And by doing so, when he came to meet her, that's when the other individuals jumped him and robbed him and, of course, killed him and burned his car. His mother says she wasn't aware that her son was going to Georgia.

burned his car uh his mother says she wasn't aware that her son was going to to georgia she said quote he had left here sunday saying oh i'm gonna go visit some friends in virginia so i don't even know why he was there what a story she set him the fuck up to come from another state to come down there to be murdered unbelievable that's fucking terrible that is awful bachelorette number three yeah joyce yeah nice joyce oh she's in texas number nice joy super uh uh that friend yeah oh oh earliest release date for kira 2042 oh god she went in 2012 good so she's serving at least 30 minimum she should for that setting someone up like that is disgusting she had somebody cross state lines to get murdered to get murdered someone that she knew in the army that trusted her that's disgusting you're a dick kira yeah you suck kira no one's giving you money no don't put yeah because you

can see their charges on here and then i just look up their crime find out what they did and this is what we got an insanely awesome game you gotta admit this is great this ain't no connect four this game is fantastic isn't it this is the one right here we've really perfected prisoner dating game i feel like this is better than exploding kittens oh isn't it this is the one right here we've really perfected prisoner dating game i feel like this is better than exploding kittens oh isn't it great so bachelorette number three old joycey joyce here on the morning of february 28th 1996 she woke up next to her sleeping husband got up out of bed picked up a pistol she had purchased earlier in the month earlier in the month and shot her husband twice in the head thereafter she drove to a local target and bought cleaning supplies after returning home

and cleaning the scene she wrapped her husband's body in a blue plastic tarp and got her things ready to leave uh let's see uh following that later that day her and her son drove to her sister's house in wichita kansas uh at that time she told one of her sisters lisa stevenson that she killed her husband uh according to stevenson joyce was acting erratic and incoherent and told her that she needed help moving the body out of texas she went to kansas and was like you got to go back to texas with me and we got to get him out of state. Get that shit out of there. Hell no. Yeah. Fuck that. Stevenson agreed to help Appellant.

And a few days later, the two returned to Dallas, loaded Appellant's body, he floated Joyce's husband's body in a rented sport utility vehicle and transported it back to Wichita. Wow. Sounds like a crazy idea. They fucking did it. Unbelievable. Jesus. The Dixie they fucking did it unbelievable uh jesus the dixie chicks did it i can do it too fuck it once in wichita the two hid the body in a garage behind

stevenson's duplex unbelievable uh when she arrived i guess uh well this was the police when the police finally figured out it was her that When they arrived, a police officer approached her car and asked if she would talk to him. Joyce agreed, and the two of them got into the police car. During their conversation, the police officer asked Joyce if she was married, and she said that she was. He asked, do you live with your husband? And she said, quote, he doesn't live anywhere anymore. They were like, okay, let's put the cuffs on you. So that's Joyce.

I am so glad I didn't get that one. That's a bad one. She sounded great, though, didn't she? Bachelorette number four. Your pick, Jimmy. Here it is. I'm so nervous. Motor vehicle homicide.

Okay. At the best of the lot, honestly. It's better than a fucking... Mistakes can be made. It's better than the alternative. Right. But let's find out. Joyce's husband didn't even wake up before she murdered him.

That's true. She didn't even do it when he was awake. Kira fucking lured that guy down there the first one what the hell did she do sunny she lit shit on no that was a sunny did let's was sunny a murderer also oh voluntary manslaughter she yeah she uh she shot an old man right who was for drugs shot an old man who was in bad physical shape that bitch will do anything to anybody yeah she's crazy well bachelor and reform motor vehicle homicide authorities say she was driving north on nebraska highway 50 when her car crossed the center line and struck a car driven by elisa lynn scott 48 years old and her 15 year

old daughter who both died at the scene yeah and. And what was she drinking? She said she had a blood alcohol level of 0.18. That's too much. Which is more than double the legal limit. And yeah, she ended up being sentenced to 40 to 50 years, which is way more than these people got. That's more than raping a kid. Jesus Christ. Her latest release date.

She's been in since 2018 her latest this happened when she was just 22 years old uh latest release date 2035 so earliest earliest that we don't have on here so it could be she could probably get you know five seven whatever where the fuck is she uh she is in where did i say she was uh i believe god damn it yeah i think it was uh bachelor number four yeah nebraska nebraska nebraska uh she's in nebraska she's in omaha all there is is to drink she's been legal to drink for a year this poor girl oh i feel so bad for her obviously the everybody that's how you know she's hot she killed a 15 year old girl jimmy's like all this i feel so bad for she must live with this every day unbelievable that means she's hot so jimmy

has picked his people lucky page bachelorette number four driving page jimmy's gonna be driving doing all the driving then of course uh bachelor, Bachelor number, what was he? He was number two, Troy. Number two, Troy from Michigan. I love him. Jimmy, you're set up for love right now, I believe. I think you're all set up for love. Listen, I drew the good ones. I got the long straws.

You actually got the least offensive of both of them. It's pretty funny how that comes across. Now, if I didn't show you pictures, who would you have picked for women? For sure, I think two. Two. No, wait. Kira. Yeah, Kira. Kira sounded great. No, no. Kira was the one who didn't take responsibility. Right. all your pictures who would you have picked for women uh for sure i think uh i think two two no wait yeah yeah kira kira sounded great no no kira was the one who didn't take responsibility right i think you liked one uh yeah she was and she was uh she looked catering business yeah yeah i think

yeah you would have picked her uh she was the one who i think shot an old man sweet smile page looks a little bit different she looked drunk she did she was like hey everybody because it was an out of prison photo too there's in prison photo shouldn't look quite as happy i'll say that much uh but she's in there a long time she got the worst sentence out of everybody everybody and everything other than the guy who uh the the one guy was like 2092 or some shit 2050 something 2050 that's the last guy who you fucking hated the nightmare the bald guy yeah he was a nightmare the bald guy yeah who was a terrible person

killed multiple people what a show James you packaged it nice that's fucking fun isn't it that is so much fun that's the only one we do from now on

no we're doing this this version of the game no we did it a few times and it's now perfected this is how the game works I would absolutely say so we really hope you enjoyed this Will experiment

unbelievable this is fucking fun as shit you just invented the assembly line dude I want to play this game I would absolutely say so. We really hope you enjoyed this Will experiment. Unbelievable. This is fucking fun as shit. You just invented the assembly line. Dude, I want to play this game constantly, don't you? That's so great. I want to play it all the time. It's awesome. So much fun.

Thank you so much for joining us again. Thank you, most of all, for your money. Right. Honestly, we really do appreciate everything you guys do for us. Absolutely. We're going to keep coming out with these episodes for you as much as we possibly can. Thank Jimmy. Anything else you want to tell everybody?

I mean, I just want everybody to really root for Paige. Really root for her to have a good parole hearing and just everyone hear her side of the story. She's clearly a wonderful young lady. She fucked up, man. She made such a. She's the only one who wasn't living a criminal lifestyle. That's it. All the other ones were like, I shot my husband and fucking moved his body across state lines

that's crazy that wasn't the first time she drove drunk i guarantee no no she was a drunk driver she thinks she's good at it that's the thing yeah she's an asshole she's an asshole but yeah i don't know she didn't lure those people to the road to then cross the center line and fucking murder them like the other one and she got a harsher sentence so that's crazy anyway but uh that's the that's the prisoner dating game violent felon edition everybody so much fun and really thank you guys for everything we're trying our best to we we realize that getting on the road is impossible and uh we wanted we want we'd love to do live shows i I'd love to pay my rent. Fuck yeah. But while you guys do it for me, we want to make sure that we pay back everything that we can.

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