Small Town Murder - The Babysitter Murder - Moorhead, Minnesota
Episode Date: March 19, 2026This week, in Moorhead, Minnesota, when a nice young woman is found on a rural farm, murdered in multiple ways, many questions arise. Mainly, how did she end up there, and who could've possibly done t...his horrible thing? Suspicions fall on couple with problems, that includes a woman, who writes stories about herself using a glamorous alter ego, and her motel clerk husband. Detectives think maybe the young lady knew too much about the couple, but the couple has very different versions of what happened. Will a certain law allow them to keep quiet, and cover for each other?? Along the way, we find out that bonding over karaoke is seemingly a dangerous way to make friends, that a fantasy life has a tendency to get out of control, and that there is no reason to kill a person in three different ways!! New episodes, every Wednesday & Friday nights!! Check us out on VIDEO Wednesday and Friday evenings on Netflix! www.netflix.com/smalltownmurder Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions! Follow us on... instagram.com/smalltownmurder facebook.com/smalltownpod Also, check out James & Jimmie's other shows, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!
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This week, in Moorhead, Minnesota, when a woman is found butchered at an abandoned farmhouse,
detectives search for the killer, initially blaming her ex, but the whole thing turns out to be
way darker and more depraved than they initially thought.
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All right.
Let's go on a trip, shall we?
Yeah.
We are going to Minnesota this week.
It's a nice place.
Minnesota.
It's barely Minnesota, too, where we're going.
It's pretty much North Dakota over there.
It's way...
On the west side?
On the west side.
It's Moorhead.
M-O-O-O-R-H-E-A-D, no E in there.
Moorhead.
Is that not where in...
Well, never mind.
You didn't watch the Big Lebowski.
I think that's where Bunny's families...
Possible.
Ranch was at.
Was in Moorhead, Minnesota.
I don't know.
Impossible.
Show her this picture.
It'll make her want to go home, is what her parents said.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
I think that's true.
I it's fucked up because I love the Cohen brothers.
I hate the Big Lebowski.
Hate it.
Love that and burn after reading are the two that I,
they make me physically angry to watch.
Yeah, I don't want to watch that one.
Can't stand them.
And I love every other Cohen brothers movie.
So it's really weird that I either love them or literally want to like burn after reading.
I got it the DVD and burned it back in the day.
And when I was done with it, I took it out in the yard and frisbeeed it out there because
I was so angry at them for making it because it sucks so bad.
This is Moorhead in western Minnesota
And everybody loves Lelbowski
So I know you love it
I'm not yeah
It's good for you
Great
The parts that I hate
Are the like flashaways
To the absurd
Like when he's
Yeah
When the dude's floating in the air
When he's in the bowling ball
All that shit drives me crazy
I'll take Fargo or raising Arizona any day
Or blood simple
And the nylists running with the scissors
I hate all of that
That's that's
That's the stuff that I was like
Okay I'm done with this
So this is far western Minnesota, about three and a half hours to Minneapolis, so way away from there.
Ten minutes to Fargo, though, North Dakota.
Is that right?
Speaking of Fargo.
See, it wraps right around here.
You think we were going off on some weird Cohen brothers thing.
No, no, no, tied it right back.
It's right there, yeah.
Three hours and 40 minutes to Shacopi, Minnesota, which was our last Minnesota episode.
It's been a while.
Episode 608.
This is 683.
So it's been a while.
That was the bloody headless mess, or the guy pulled into an intersection and pulled
a corpse out of the car and started working it over. That was crazy. Are the Cohen brothers from this
area? I don't know. That's a lot of references to that particular area if that's true.
Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. Either that or they find this area fascinating, one or the other.
Tarantino mentions Tennessee all the time because that's where he's from. Yeah, that's, that would
definitely not surprise me. This is in Clay County, area code 218. The motto here is your hometown.
You betcha.
Yours, not mine.
If you want it.
It's your hometown.
History here, platted in 1871,
named after William Galloway Moorhead.
That sounds like a very regal name.
You know what he did for a living?
Was he a logger?
Northern Pacific Railway official, as that always is.
A break man.
Some shit like that.
And the brother-in-law of a financier.
So he's the ultimate, like, brother-in-law hire.
Just, yeah.
I don't know. My brother-in-law needed a job. Right at the middle. It's wild. So the former
Moorhead Armory on Fifth Street South was the site of the intended concert destination in
1959 of Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper. This is where they were headed.
Yes. That's exactly where.
In Whalen Jennings. There you go. This is where it happened. It didn't happen here, but they
were on their way here. It would have been. It would have been here. Yeah. That building was
demolished later on and now it's a senior living property, which is appropriate because those
guys would be very elderly if they were alive right now. They'd certainly need it.
Super super. If they weren't already dead, they'd really need it. They'd probably be dead by now,
right? They'd be about 96 years old if they weren't dead. His Richie Valens, maybe he would be in his,
and maybe 91 or something because he was the young guy in the group. Moorhead is home to the
first dairy queen to sell dilly bars. Good for you, Moorhead. Really? Shit, yeah. Dilly bars are
delicious, by the way.
Is that soft serve with coating on it on a stick?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, it's there with the chocolate on it or strawberry or whatever.
Right, it came in the sleeve.
That's right.
Yeah, they're so good.
Yeah.
Morehead Dairy Queen is one of only a few dairy queens operating on a contract signed in
1949 that allows it to feature products that are not approved by corporate headquarters.
They can go off script.
They can sell veal parmesan here if they want to.
They can do whatever they want.
I don't know how that would fit in with their menu.
Dilley bar sandwiches or some shit.
You can totally do it.
One example is the chipper sandwich, which is vanilla ice cream between chocolate chip cookies and dipped in chocolate.
Who wouldn't want that?
Oh, shit.
Jesus Christ.
Now, Moorhead itself is a college town.
It is home to two universities, Minnesota State University and University, Moorhead and Concordia College.
I think I've heard of that.
All I know about Moorhead is I believe that's where Phil Sim.
went to college, the ex-giant's quarterback.
That might be why I've heard of that.
And I don't think they have a football team anymore.
I think that's part of it.
Reviews of this town, it's only has 3.7 on Nitch, by the way, which is low.
It seems like that people would like this kind of town.
Five stars, Moorhead has a small town feeling, but with the perks of a bigger city.
Since Fargo is considered to be basically the same town, the people here are really friendly
and the two colleges slash universities
are outstanding and well known.
Yeah.
So don't fuck around with that.
And the fucking DQ serves crazy shit.
They'll serve anything.
They could just come up with it.
They're off script, God damn it.
It's amazing.
You could just have a turkey sandwich dipped in strawberry
and it's put on a stick and it's frozen.
That's amazing.
That's what you got now.
Three stars, Moorhead is a nice, quiet little city.
However, there are some areas of town
that could use a bit of spruce.
up.
If you know what I mean.
How nice is that?
That's so Minnesota.
Like, listen, I don't want to say anything bad.
I'll just say it's a nice place.
A couple parts.
Let's use a bit of sprucing up.
That's all I'm saying.
It's very funny.
You can use a coat of pine saw.
You know what I mean?
Just a quick one.
Three stars.
It's okay in terms of people.
Okay.
The roads are in really bad condition, though.
Yeah.
But the people are fine.
So it is fucking ice there.
It freezes and unfreezes.
Yeah.
You've got to constantly fix those roads.
They'd have to repave those every year.
It's so hard.
It constantly work patching.
A lot of patching.
Here it's the same thing.
A lot of patching.
Two stars.
It gets very cold in the winter.
Right.
In northwestern Minnesota.
Is that right?
No shit.
Damn near Canada.
Is that right?
In the winter, really.
Yeah.
I would have thought maybe in the spring.
You say, winter time.
Winter's cold here, you say.
Sometimes the streets aren't cleaned and cars get stuck
Because it snows feet there
You have to, you know
Because it's Minnesota
You're in Minnesota
Don't complain about the snow
That's like being in Miami and you're like hot, hot, hot
Fuck is there so much sun
That's it, Phoenix, you know what I did?
I moved, that's it
And stopped complaining about the heat
It was to be expected
One star, I've already elaborated on this
Several times now
Okay
We're not in your, to who?
That's it?
I yelled at my husband.
There is really not much more to say.
That's the whole review.
I've said what I had to say.
I've been through this for my entire life telling everybody.
If you weren't there, you missed it.
You missed it.
Sorry.
People in this town, 44,000 129.
So it's a pretty big little town.
And everybody describes it as like a small town.
But, well, I think the colleges too are a lot of those kids.
So they're probably cramination.
into those areas. That population is likely temporary too, right? A lot of it, yeah. Yeah.
Spring break, they leave. Not there in the summer. Christmas they leave. Yeah. That kind of shit.
I don't know if we've had this, by the way, in 682 other episodes, but men and women exactly 50-50 in this town.
Wow. They nailed the ratio. It's perfect. Everybody's there. We have median age here of 31. It's because of the colleges, obviously, drives that down a little bit.
But 44.6% married a little below the national average.
Again, college kids tend to be less married in general unless it's Utah.
So they're beginning their life.
They're starting, yeah.
They haven't given up quite yet.
So race in this town, 86.9 are percent white, 3.4% black, 1.4% Asian, 1.1% Native American, 4.9% Hispanic.
So, Minnesota, is what you're describing there.
63% of the people here are religious.
That's usually 50-50.
This is like, you know, Alabama numbers as far as religion goes.
But the highest one by far, it is Lutheran, baby.
You bet.
If you've ever seen a Drop Dead Gorgeous, boy, that's all it is, the women's Lutheran
Gun Club and all that.
Lutheran, Lutheran, Lutherans.
A lot of Lutherans, 0.0% Jewish, 2% Presbyterian, you know, 0.7% Methodist.
A lot of stuff mixed in here.
unemployment is beneath the national average, pretty low.
Median household income here is also a little bit low, so we'll find out if the cost of living warrants that.
Median household income here is $62,940 a year, about $7,000 under the national average.
Yeah, that's funny, though.
The cost of living, 100 is regular average here.
It's 87, and the median home cost is about 100,000 under the national average, $238,000.
hundred dollars so that winter will scare you the fuck off won't yeah yeah this is it definitely uh
the people who aren't serious yeah they're they're they're not coming you're not lasting here
they're not gonna last yeah this doesn't maybe i'll move down to south carolina no yeah it's that this is
you have to get a whole other wardrobe to move here oh you got a you got to get a different car you got
to get chains you got to get an engine block heater thing you got to get all see you're
And these and tires are not a thing here.
You are getting snow tires.
You're getting them. So if we've convinced you out there in the world that there's no other place on earth you could possibly possibly lay your head forever, but Moorhead, Minnesota.
We have for you the Morehead Minnesota Real Estate Report.
The average two-bedroom rental here goes for $920 a month, which is pretty low.
I think you've got to have a lot of cheap rentals for college kids.
It's not near as low as you'd expect.
though for a place that's fucking frozen.
Yeah, I mean, it's 300
below the national average.
Usually the college towns, the rents are high.
Right, yeah, that's a lot of demand. So that's why I was
thinking that. But yeah, usually it's for out here, it should
be cheaper if it was without the colleges.
House number one that I found here
is a tiny little box.
Two-bed, oh, it's not actually, it looks like
a little box, but it goes back
further. Two-bedroom, two-bath,
and tea bowl for all your beeholes there, technically.
16-24-square-feet.
Not a big lot.
It's got, it needs some help on the inside.
It's got a nice big fireplace.
These wood floors look like they're from the, you know, from the 40s when it was built in 1947.
There's some rooms that the walls are kind of messed up.
It's not, it needs some help here.
But it's only $60,000.
So, wow.
And a $15,000 price cut just happened on that.
You can be a homeowner for 60 grand.
I mean, I don't know for sure, but it looks livable at least while you can live in it while you fix it up.
So that's not bad for 60 grand.
Next up, four bedroom, two bath, 2184 square foot.
Very Middle America.
Boy, howdy.
Suburban house looking place here.
Not a big lot or anything like that.
Built in 1951.
Nice on the inside.
Could use a little updating, but nothing bad or nothing that you couldn't live with.
Good size house.
It's a good house.
2100 square feet is good.
You can throw a few kids in there.
$229,900 bucks for that.
Okay, yeah, that's not bad
That's not bad
It's well below the average
So that's not bad at all
Then we have a six bedroom six bath
T-bowl for each and every bee hull
Seven thousand five hundred and five foot house
I don't know what I'd do in that
It's enormous this is a ridiculous house
It's cool of shit
It's a big and it looks like a big
Suburban house
It doesn't look like a
It's not like gaudy
Or you know no pillars or big mansion type shit
Or anything like that
It's on 0.58 acres, so not a huge lot.
It sounds like the house would take up most of the lot.
Seven, yeah, unless it's got a giant-ass basement.
It's got two huge garages there, like attached.
Looks like at least a four-car garage.
This house, though, $1,500,000 for that.
So you're going to pay for it.
But it's a giant.
I mean, it's gigantic.
It's all house.
I mean, it's not a lot of land, but, yeah.
Now, things to do in this town, all right.
We have the Scandinavian Hedgeem comps festival.
Sague?
H-J-E-M-K-O.
In English, you don't hear a lot of H-Js following each other like that.
Maybe J-H, but definitely not H-J.
That's usually like a model of something.
Yeah, H-J-J is not a normal sound we have.
I got the H-J-G.
Yeah, exactly.
H-J-E-M-K-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-.
festival.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Authentic Scandinavian event
featuring dancing,
entertainment,
food,
Viking Age crafts,
demonstrations,
seminars,
and other activities
at the historical
and cultural society
of Clay County.
It's the Viking Fest.
It's like Renfest for Vikings.
Kind of,
yeah.
There's a lot of like,
there's like a Viking,
like exhibition.
Are they like,
I don't know if they have it.
Like their version
of like a civil.
war reenactment or some shit.
A bunch of them.
Yeah, there was in the picture.
There was a bunch.
I don't know what they do if they just stand around or what.
But I also found all their musical acts.
And as you can imagine, they're interesting.
If techno Viking isn't here, I don't want to see it.
Well, maybe.
You never know.
Let's find out.
We have the overpopulated one-man band as one,
nicknamed the Finnish Bard of the Iron Range.
I don't know what an Iron Range is.
I don't know what that is.
Musician, comedian, and daredevil, Steve Solkella, brings a unique twist to everything he does.
He appeals to audiences of all ages and has been known to play 11 instruments in one song.
Okay.
All right, Prince, calm down.
I don't know what you're doing there.
The Wandering Hardinger fiddle players will welcome back.
Bud Larson and Aaron Renner, the amazing Hardinger fiddle players.
They'll be wandering the festival with their fiddle players.
a continuing a beloved festival tradition.
Yeah, I'll play it against your will, huh?
You bet your ass, it's coming for you whether you want it or not.
Like a mariachi band at a Mexican restaurant.
Northern Sons comprised of Tor Kajartinson and J.D.E. Alverson, who are also members of Walking Phoenix.
All right.
This duel will be focusing on Icelandic music.
Jaden does vocals and rhythm guitar and Tor plays over a dozen instruments.
And the picture of them, they're like the one guy's sitting lower and the other guy sitting like up on a stump with his head like elbow on his head and neither of them have shoes on, which is disturbing for me.
Nor an instrument.
Nor an instrument.
The Nordic Folkid Sons Club.
This is really wild.
It is.
F-O-L-K-E-D-A-N-S-K-L-U-B.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a social club that learns and practices
Nordic couple folk dances.
They'll be performing daily.
You're going to want to...
I could not be more...
Wow.
Detached?
I don't know anything about that.
That makes no sense.
Nykel harpist.
Renee Vaughn will be there,
who plays the traditional Scandinavian music
on a Nykelharpa.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
It's like a, it's like got a guitar neck, but it's like super wide and there's a bunch of shit stuck in it.
I don't know what the hell this instrument is, but it's been around for 700 years, this instrument.
And of course, there's the Sons of Norway accordion band.
Got to have them.
It says they're exactly what they sound like.
A hoot.
They're a hoot.
They're a hoot.
They're not selling this very.
well at all with all fucking weird words and you have to be into Scandinavian shit hardcore to be
into this yeah give a shit enjoy these talented musicians as they lead you through a delightful afternoon
of song and then finally i save this for last of course oh leholi and larses comedy and music duo
they're both uh roughly and to be fair 79 years old probably each um they wear red flannel shirts
and like, you know, like hunting hats.
Sure.
And it says Bruce and Bryce, known on the stage as Oli and Lars,
have performed all over the Midwest with their self-deprecating humor and musical talent.
All over the Midwest, James.
All over the Midwest, all the way from Duluth, all the way from Duluth on up to International Falls.
They went over there, I'll tell you what, they were.
They were over there in Red Wing last week.
Oh, geez, they're in Red Wing.
Oh, my goodness.
I heard they were going to Madison.
Really? Oh, boy.
It's a big town.
Fan favorites at Host Fest.
This is their first time joining us at the Scandinavian Festival.
Buckle up, everybody.
Here it comes.
Wow.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Crime rate.
What we're interested in here.
Prime rate, property crime.
That's property and crime rate mixed together.
Prime rate.
Property crime just under the national average.
So closer to it than you'd imagine.
But college towns oftentimes have to that.
Like pissing in the street or, you know, doing dumb shit that college kids do is considered that.
Pissing on a car.
Yeah.
You know, breaking a window because you're drunk and you fell into it.
Pissing in somebody's yard.
Mostly pissing.
A lot of urine-related crimes going on here.
I wonder if you took all of the urine-related crimes away what the crime rate would be for a college town.
Zero.
Zero.
And then violent, well, there is rape, Jimmy.
I mean, apart from that.
Yeah.
Of course, yeah, that's definitely going to be a lot of that.
There's more than piss there.
More than piss.
Violent crime, murder rape robbery, and of course assault, about half the national average.
Wow.
That seems about more right for a tiny town in western Minnesota bordering on the North Dakota, you know, bordering on Fargo, for Christ sake.
That said, let's talk about some murder.
Here we go.
Okay.
Let's go back in time to fall of 1996.
Nice time.
Fall of 1996.
Nice time.
You had an election coming up that year.
Sure.
It was an election year.
People were just overwhelmed with, there was too much to think about between an election and, you know, all the steps to the macarena.
It was just very hard to navigate your way through 1996, figuring out, you know, what meatloaf won't do, you know.
Are you kidding me?
I'm still trying to figure out the words to informer four years later.
Wow.
That's funny.
I don't even, I think, what was his name? Snow.
Snow, yeah.
I think Snow forgot the words to inform her by then.
No one had asked him to do it for quite a while.
So he was probably like, if you find that out, can you tell me?
Because I forgot to.
Remind me because I'm playing a state fair.
I got a state fair.
I don't know.
Ludacris needs an opener.
I guess I said fine.
So the fall of 96, people are real busy.
Let's introduce ourselves to a young lady here who's 25 years old at this time.
Jamie Dennis is her name.
Okay.
So young Jamie Dennis here, 25.
She's had an interesting history here.
Has she grown up here?
Yes.
Well, yeah, because she was raised in northern Minnesota and northwestern Minnesota.
She was raised in Callaway, Northern Minnesota over there.
She was adopted by a family.
Nice.
So she's adopted right away.
Her adoptive father dies in a plane crash.
A guy adopted a daughter and then died.
And then died.
So you're two dads deep now.
Like you're, you know what I mean?
You've already.
You're going into the third one?
How old is she too?
That's, I don't know, sometime in her childhood here.
Her mother was a single mother.
She was born in Duluth in 71.
Her mother was single and gave her up for adoption, which is fine.
And obviously, that's nice.
There's a lot of people out there who have the means and the want to do it and don't have the baby.
for you for recognizing you can't do it.
Exactly. No, I have,
that's, you should get a medal
for that shit, you know. I
can't raise this thing.
I'll do a bad job. Let me give it to someone
who can do a better job is a great thing to do.
Now we'll leave the world
worst. Yeah, I will fuck this kid
all up. That's good to know.
So after a few months with foster
parents, she was adopted by Jody
Dennis and Jeffrey Dennis.
And Jeffrey was a lieutenant colonel
in the Air Force. Oh, so
he could fly. He died in a plane crash when Jamie was five. Now, I don't know if this was
a commercial plane or, which is just a coincidence that he also was in the Air Force, or if it was
in some sort of Air Force, you know, training thing or I have no idea. Or if it was just private
plane afterwards. That's, we don't have any idea. Yeah, who knows? They could have been,
he could have been on a Southwest flight from, you know, Houston to Tucson or something and just
happen to. Sure, damn see it. Go down.
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the show so yeah thing is when you're on a southwest flight you don't know how you'd react to that
you might go yeah you know what fine i'm crammed i've never been on a southwest flight and been
like we're 100 percent making it to where we're no absolutely not i've gone well i i i've gone well i i
I paid very little for this, so fingers crossed.
Let's hope this works out.
Now, after her dad died, that's when the trouble starts, or when her adopted dad died.
Her mom's boyfriend, according to a psychiatric report, Jamie claims she was sexually abused by her mom's boyfriend, which that's obviously.
You never know who you're bringing into the house, obviously.
That's horrible.
and we don't know if that's true either because her aunt, Diane, said, I never believed that.
Oh.
Which, I don't know what she bases that on.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of a lot of people don't believe sexual abuse that happens just because, well, he seemed like a fine guy to me.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
I was sexually abuse and I still can't believe it.
Still surprised about that one.
Really?
Is that right?
I mean, if you want to be surprised, look, go everybody, take your phone right now.
and Google pastor sexual abuse.
And pick a state.
You will get six thousand stories per state.
Wait until you get to the bottom and it says,
next page.
Next page, even more.
A lot of times.
So sexual abuse oftentimes is surprising
because if you went around with a t-shirt on
that said, I like little girls drooling from the mouth
looking for him to dittle,
you wouldn't last long out there in public.
You know, you have to look upstanding
if you're going to be a molester.
Yeah.
The thing about them is that they are blanketly hated.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
They got very little support in this country.
They know to hide that.
That's the thing.
They know it.
Very little.
They don't have a big lobbying group, do they?
No, there isn't a big lobbying.
Lobbying for a pro-peto lobby.
So now that aunt, Diane, her brother married Jamie's mother after she left the alleged abuser.
Okay.
Okay. So that's Sylvester Red Zern, Z-U-R-N. So now her new stepdad is Red Zern.
Sick. Okay. Come on, Red. That's a great name for Step-Dad. According to Aunt Diane there, Jamie's mom threatened to accuse Red of abusing Jamie several times. That's why Diane says she doesn't believe the first accusations of abuse.
Diane says it's a weapon she uses when questions are raised about her gambling and other habits. I bet that.
That's how it became part of Jamie's story.
Oh.
So we don't know if that's true or if this woman is attracted to abusers.
Yeah.
Which is also something that happens, especially the people who've suffered a lot of abuse.
So she might be attracted to abusers and keeps bringing abusers into the fold here.
Or she's very well aware of how, of the reputation of an abuser knows that that garners a lot of simple.
but when you accuse it.
Or she's full of shit
because she's trying to cover up
her gambling and other habits.
We don't know.
We don't know the origins here at all.
We do know that Jamie,
whatever it is,
whatever's going on,
her mom's got some problems.
Obviously.
Just through the whole thing,
whether it's gambling or that,
or it's either she's a gambler
or she's bringing in molesters,
whatever it is.
Not a perfect environment
for young Jamie to come up in here.
Yeah, it could be a little of both.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
We have no idea, so we're not even going to speculate.
Either way, Jamie graduated from Detroit Lakes High School in 1989.
Her plan was to join the Army.
That was the plan.
Okay.
She went, she signed up.
She had all her paperwork done.
She was headed to Fort Dix, New Jersey.
No shit.
Headed there and gotten a car accident three days before boot camp.
She was driving.
Oh, okay, got it.
Two fort.
Yeah, she was going there and got in a car accident and fucked herself up and couldn't
join the army after that due to an injury.
Oh, no.
So she tried college after that because she didn't know what did.
She had her plan that she was going to do and that's the warded.
So she tries college and studies psychology and criminal justice.
Jamie does.
She's pretty damn smart, by the way, Jamie, as we'll find out from some writings she does.
She's not a moron whatsoever.
Lately, we've had a run of morons on this show.
It is interesting, right?
A bunch of real idiots where she's pretty smart.
We've had some idiots on this show.
either some dummies.
Some super dummies or people that were pretending to be super dummies.
However you put it, there was a lot of stupidity mixed in.
She's not that dumb.
Her actions don't really say that, but she isn't.
So she tried to study psychology and criminal justice.
I don't think she got any kind of degree or anything, but that's what she did for a while.
She apparently was what's described later, and our listeners and us too might take offense to this characterization.
but some
psychologists said she had, quote,
a bizarre fascination
with serial killers.
Who doesn't?
Don't we all?
I mean, come on.
I mean, yeah.
Everyone in our audience just went.
Yeah.
What do you talk?
Yeah.
And?
Talk to Netflix.
Talk to any provider that
that's all documentaries exist.
That's what people want.
Right.
That's my point.
They wouldn't exist if they
They weren't fucking watched.
That's the thing.
And we collect this weird information on the serial killers to like, it's a strangest thing.
Like if someone brings up anything, like you're like, oh my God, and you can't wait to talk about it.
It's like, I know.
Can you believe how much jizz that BTK left at the site of the Otero out?
Like, it's fucking crazy.
And you're like, oh, my God, gross.
Never raped anybody.
Just fucking jerked off on people?
That's crazy.
Real weird.
So she's into serial killers.
She kept a list of their addresses of what prisons they were at.
So she could write them letters.
Oh, so that she could correspond.
Now, we don't know if she's into psychology and criminal justice.
Maybe that's part of a, that's why you'd be into that.
Maybe she's asking them interesting psychological questions, or she's just writing, like, you know, team tiger beat fan letter magazines.
I'm not sure.
Fan magazine letters.
I'm not sure.
She wrote letters to Charles Manson, though.
We know that.
She did.
Yeah, she wrote him some letters, not sure of the contents of these letters.
We don't know.
No, we don't, do we didn't get any correspondence back?
No, unfortunately.
I don't know, maybe.
We don't know if maybe she was just a teenager and she's like, you know, dear Charles, she's writing on her on her trapper keeper with horses on it, leaning to, you don't know.
So her favorite movie was a 1992 lifetime movie, which she has terrible taste, obviously.
What one.
A 92 killer among friends, it's called.
Starring Patty Duke.
Really?
Like, what?
That's your favorite movie.
In 92, Patty?
A 92 Patty Duke Lifetime movie is your favorite movie.
In this movie, a woman lures her best friend to a remote location under the pretense of visiting a property to look at.
Yeah, I've seen pornoes that start this way.
That's seen a lot of, yeah, what is that Detroit Rock City?
What is that?
I've seen, it's the movie where that line came from.
Oh, is that where it came from?
Yeah, I've seen horror movies that start out like that.
I've seen a lot of pornoes that start out like that.
It's, there's, uh, they do, do both.
I think there's like two girls walking down the street and they want to pick them up.
And they're like, no, pick them up.
He's like, don't pick them up.
I've seen horror movies start like that.
He goes, I've seen porno movies start like that.
Yeah, it's true.
They pick up Natasha Leon.
Both are true.
That's a great comparison.
It's great.
Isn't that so funny?
Christ, I haven't seen that movie in 25 years, but that's very.
I've never seen it.
Really?
Who's in it?
Who's in it?
It's one of those late night.
You must have.
movies if I showed you the cover, you'd go, oh, that, yeah, I remember that. It was,
it was around a lot in the late 90s, but then it just died off quick after that.
Now, that's her favorite movie. In the film, by the way, a tuft of hair is cut from the
victim's head, and the killer befriends the victim's family so she can keep an eye on
the investigation. Yeah? That's how this works. So that's her favorite, so that's,
there's a lot of psychology going on in that. So she's interested in shit like that.
she definitely doesn't graduate from college.
She got in some trouble legally.
For some kind of, I guess, a semi-petty shit.
She stole a car, which is not petty, but it's also not like, you know, didn't hurt anybody.
And the way that someone steals a car defines a lot about them too.
Very important.
Yeah.
Did you break in, destroy the steering column and steal the car?
were you under the dash hot wiring or did you steal your friend's keys and take off?
Either way, that's better than did you put a gun in someone's face and say, get out.
That's a car jet.
Yeah, that's entirely different.
Yeah.
So any of those are preferable to one of those.
So she stole a car, also stole phone services.
I don't know how you didn't pay her phone bill, I guess.
Is that a crime?
In 96, you don't have, yeah, I guess that's what you would have to do, right?
Landline's feet.
Or maybe she was stealing it like,
Like from someone else's house?
Did you go up and scramble the wires and put the tool belt on and went right up the pole, I think.
She got a portable phone and she's plugging it in.
She had those clippers that just get the outside of the wires, you know, stripping them down.
There we go.
Ripping them up.
She's good like that.
Just keep my phone off the hook and wait for a dial top.
Give me a minute.
Yeah.
And so she ended up going to jail for that.
Wow.
When all of, she went to jail for that.
She'll get in trouble for like shoplifting.
and shit like that, but she's not, you know, none of that stuff is like nefarious, like,
oh, man, dangerous person.
It seems like just someone who's kind of a fuck-up at the time.
A lot of victimless crimes except for the person that owns the car.
Yeah, yeah, and hopefully they're insured for it, I would hope.
But she was also, people said she was very, very charming.
She's very smart.
She's fun, charming, smart.
She can make people like her, essentially.
Sure.
She's very good at, you know, she can show up.
like a new job and everyone will like her in two days.
She's not shy.
Nice personality. Good personality. She's
described as confident and manipulative
also and very good at making people do things she wanted
them to do. I'm hearing the word
making a lot. There's a lot of
make. Yeah. There's a lot of
manipulation. She likes to be kind of
she likes to hold the strings
and pull them and make you dance. That's
kind of her thing that she does here.
Seems like also that we'll
talk about she is attracted to
people who she's smarter then.
Yeah.
Seems like she wants,
she wants to be the smart one.
Wouldn't that be nice?
That would be,
that's good.
Yeah.
That's good stuff.
So that's what she's interested in,
which again is kind of a form of manipulation of.
Yeah, it's a trait of a narcissist.
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, to only go for people.
I mean, some people are dumb and you like them and some people are smart and you like
them.
You know, that's it.
But if that's,
I don't know if that's all she associates with,
but the people close to her at one point in the story are all little,
questionable on the uh you know as far as their intelligence goes and shit like that so uh she is
not very maternal even though she'll have a couple of kids that we'll talk about here um yeah she
said people said that her one family member said her heart was never into mothering just never
got into it wasn't fun yeah i'm 18 years into it and as a father i'm kind of not in it right now you
even when their babies,
their heart weren't in it.
Her heart wasn't in it.
She's more until going out and doing shit.
That's what she likes to do.
Going out,
going to bars and stuff.
Aunt Diane says,
one of the problems we had as a family
was Jamie.
If she came to visit,
you always had fewer possessions
after she left.
Oh.
That's not good.
Yeah, she's a little sneaky.
She's lifting shit from family?
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Yeah.
And the things she took were just senseless.
My sister's
prescription glasses, for example.
Yeah, she can't use those.
Yeah.
Once she spent a day with my son, who was working for his master's degree at North Dakota State,
he took her to his lab and later discovered she'd stolen his lab partner's research
notebook.
Why?
What the fuck?
She stole my sister-in-law's embroidered care bears.
She stole embroidered care bears.
What the fuck?
She said she stole stuff that meant something to other people, but nothing to her.
Think about that.
Think about the psychology behind that.
That's psychological warfare.
Yes.
I just want that person to lose their fucking mind.
Yeah.
An embroidered care bear is, you can't even sell that.
It's not like it's a collector's item anymore.
You can't a prescription glasses for some old lady.
Somebody's research notebook?
That doesn't matter at all.
Useless to everybody but that person who wrote the notebook.
I mean, these are all.
That's the type of, this is what I'm saying.
It's a very strange psychology that she has.
It's very manipulative and very much kind of wants to be in charge of things.
Then Diane said she suggested that Jamie get counseling, but her mother refused.
Okay.
And Aunt Diane said, I think Jody and Jamie are two of a kind.
They are people with no conscience, no sense of consequences.
Okay.
Not great here.
Now, she has a.
notebook that she keeps.
Not sure if it's the guy's research notebook from North Dakota State or not.
Just tear off the papers and make it new again.
Start in the middle and keep going.
But in her notebooks, she has an alter ego.
Oh.
That she writes like kind of sort of first person with.
I am Jack's diseased pancreas.
Exactly.
And it's Elizabeth Veronica Devereaux.
That's the name she chose.
Her pen name.
It's better than James.
Jamie, Jamie Dennis.
Jamie Dennis doesn't sound.
Elizabeth Veronica Devereaux.
Yeah.
I mean, Blanche Devereaux was the horny one and the Golden Girls.
You know what I mean?
Like, and that sounds like French and like, you know.
Wealthy.
Refined.
Yeah, refined.
European.
She has a taste for champagne that she mixes with her orange juice.
Yeah.
Elizabeth Veronica Devereaux.
Not just brute.
Ugh.
Jamie Dennis sounds like people go, is that a guy?
Yeah.
They don't even know if you're,
You're a woman from Jamie Dennis, whereas Elizabeth Veronica Devereaux leaves no stone unturned.
You can see her.
This is from a book that we'll mention later on, a short book here.
Jamie is a writer, a compulsive scrawler in notebooks, journals, diaries, and sometimes on, and we'll find out this guy, Michael that she'll meet, on Michael's bare chest when he was passed out drunken bed.
She scribbled on his chest.
She writes the story of her life, the real one, fantasy versions, and combinations of the two.
They are tales of loneliness, infatuation, unrequited love, love triumphant, imagined weddings, imagined friendships, slights, wrongs, and retributions.
Oh.
So it sounds like a diary that she writes narratives in and writes like stories in also.
Short stories, yeah.
And some of them are like self-referential and self, you know, true stories and some.
aren't weird.
They say much of Jamie's writings concern the experiences of her alter ego, Elizabeth Veronica Devereaux.
Okay.
They say Liz's Elizabeth, that would be, the alter ego, and Jamie's autobiographies are identical until adolescence.
So think about this, too.
And then Liz blossomed into a world-class beauty and Jamie became a love-hungry outsider.
So she's happy childhood childhood.
She gets to that point.
And then the way she didn't want to go, she just makes her character go.
Fascinating.
She turned into a beautiful woman that everybody wanted and all this.
And Jamie just turned into Jamie, you know.
A love hungry.
So she's searching for love.
She can't get it, though.
Yeah, she wants something.
And I mean, an adopted kid whose father died when they're five, too, is going to have.
You're going to have some long.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's going to be some wanting for shit, too.
And that's what she always wants.
The book goes on to say,
Jamie devised elaborate invitations for her wedding to Jonathan Knight.
Yeah.
Now, they fuck up here.
Jonathan Knight.
They fuck up here.
In this book, they say a member of the rock band, the Backstreet Boys.
Now, let's start with one.
Not in the backstreet boys, first of all.
Also, not a rock band.
and neither the new kids on the block or Backstreet Boys are rock bands.
So even if you got the band right, you fucked up the genre real good.
I've never seen any of those people with an instrument in their hand.
Not fucking one.
No, well, it's hard to.
One of them plays the tromboner, but that's it.
Yeah.
I was going to say they'd need two at least to do that, right?
Yeah.
And Jordan.
As a 45-year-old man, you said Jordan Knight, and I was like, hey, I know that guy.
Jonathan Knight.
Jonathan.
Yeah.
There was a Jordan too, right?
Yeah, he was a...
I don't remember his last name, but he was a...
I don't know why Jonathan Knight stands out, though, as in my head is remembering that.
That one, and then the Wallberg.
And then the Wallberg.
And then the other one, the little guy.
Was his name Jordan?
No.
Oh, yeah.
The one that looked like he was, like, nine that they, like...
Yeah.
The one somebody's mom made him take.
Take your brother.
Like, I don't want to take my brother.
We're going to perform.
Let him sing, too.
Just take him.
Make him. Okay. Come on, shithead. Let's go.
As soon as you said Jonathan Knight, I was like, I know who that is.
That is so weird that both of us knew that. Neither of us liked that music as kids, but it was so omnipresent you couldn't avoid it.
It was just fuck shit shoved right up your ass.
Fuck shit shoved right up your ass.
They fucked shit shoved it.
They fucked it, crammed it right on up there, boy.
You could not get away from it.
Over at the old MTV.
whether you liked it or not.
You were going to watch it.
You were going to know.
Well, if you were like 11, you just keep MTV on and they'd interview these idiots once
and a while and they'd interview this one and you'd end up seeing them.
So either way, that's who apparently she had a, she designed invitations to their wedding.
I think he might be the gay one, too.
I have no, no idea about that.
I'm pretty sure that's the gay one.
any of their sexualities.
And honestly, it doesn't matter.
But either way, she is barking up the wrong tree.
Right.
Yeah.
For multiple reasons.
Her and the guy that tried to shoot Reagan, both of them.
A multitude of reasons.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was definitely, you think he went, oh, damn.
Oh, fuck.
Swinging a miss on that one.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm in here forever?
What was I doing?
Yeah, she was never going to like me.
Not for a second.
So that's kind of how she lives in a fantasy.
world. I think a lot of little girls do shit like this though. Yeah. They do. They just do
little, but boys don't do that. They just jerk off to them and get it over with and then move on
to the next thing. Guys certainly do it, but young men, like young boys. Like 13, we're not
fantasizing about people with someone for marriage. That's not a specific one. Our heads are on a
swivel going that one. No, no, that one. No, no, that one. Wait, hold on. And we don't want to marry any
of them. That's the thing. That's, that's the difference between like,
teenage girls and teenage boys.
A lot of times teenage girls have fantasies of forever and teenage boys that don't even think about
forever.
Oh yeah, they write it on their goddamn notebook for fuck's sake.
So this, the wedding invitation said on this 119th day of the year, whatever the fuck it was,
because she put X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, because we don't know the year.
But she has the day picked out.
Or something?
I guess the realization that this is the real beginning and now.
is forever.
Okay.
But the, they go on to say in this book, but the ravishing Liz had to break Jonathan's heart.
Liz explains her decision in a letter she writes to a friend one, quote, rainy and just plain yucky day when she's stuck at an airport.
She writes, quote, I miss him already.
But I know I am doing the right thing by leaving him now before I can't.
I've begun to enjoy parts of his lifestyle, but not all of it.
I hate the bodyguards and the fans.
Well, don't worry.
They'll be gone very soon.
You don't have a lot longer to deal with that.
That's for sure.
I hate the bodyguards.
Now you'd be like, I hate the way his shirt smells when he comes home from work at Arby's, I think, would be there.
When he comes home from a night out with his best friend, Carl.
Yeah.
Or when he comes home from doing the county fair and he smells like funnel cake, I can't take it.
he says she says Liz this is Liz talking the total lack of privacy the fact that we cannot go anywhere
okay so I didn't like some of his family members but he never knew that all right so she had to
the lifestyle was just too much for Liz that tale was written when Jamie was a 21 year old
intern at a juvenile lockup in bemidgee Minnesota bemijie bimid b a b e md jy j i i i i i'm i jy jy jy i
That's it.
That's the one you were talking about to me earlier.
Yeah.
A position she lost.
By the way, she was writing that like 12-year-old girl fantasies when she was 21.
21.
In a forced lockup.
In a for, yeah.
Well, she, no, she worked there.
Oh.
Yeah, she was working.
She was an intern at the juvenile lockup.
Oh, God.
Yeah, she's 21.
Too old for the juvenile lockup.
Oh, good point.
Yeah.
But she lost that internship when she was caught having sex with inmates.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
Excellent work there.
Terrific.
Interesting.
Plural.
Plural.
Yeah, a couple, a couple.
A few, I think.
A guy named Troy Hackett met Jamie at a party in Minnesota in Baudet, Minnesota.
He said, I had some friends in Juvenile Hall in Bimigi who knew her.
She was going to Bimigi State and interning there.
According to him, Jamie's promiscuity was legendary at the hall.
Now, obviously, that could be a bunch of young men.
They tell stories and if she's there.
But the problem is, before she got shit can,
she allegedly had sex with four of the residents and fell in love with a 16-year-old
and wrote a letter to the 16-year-old's father in which she discussed her emotional involvement with his son.
You're getting fired.
Yeah.
And possibly brought up on charges.
I would think.
I knew it was a rule.
I didn't know it was a law.
That's,
there's a couple of laws here.
There's a,
say, let's go,
let's get the book out and go through the different laws
that you've possibly broken and fucked up here.
So she said in this letter,
she understood the problems that their age difference created,
but was willing to wait until the boy reached 18 until they got married.
That's nice of her.
Look,
I'm willing to hold off.
molested child.
No, no, no.
She didn't say she wouldn't fuck him before they got married.
Right.
Yeah, I'll fuck him first.
I'll, you know, I got to get him locked in, you know.
What is she waiting until marriage for?
Until he's 18 to get married.
Don't worry.
That's all she's waiting for?
Yeah, I'm not going to marry him when he's 16.
I don't know, because you can't.
His father tried to have her arrested as a decent father does in that situation.
So they said, quote, the disappointment that relationship engendered may have led to
one of her several attempts at suicide.
Oh, no.
She crushed up a bottle of nital pills, NYTOL,
nital pills, and swallowed them with an alcoholic beverage,
but they didn't kill her.
They just made her very, very sleepy.
Sleeping pills.
Yeah, not enough, apparently.
It's very interesting.
She ended up having a relationship with that Troy Hackett guy,
who was telling us about her.
They had a little affair.
He said, quote,
It was strange, which is a weird way to describe banging somebody for a while.
It was strange.
We never went on a date, never talked on the phone.
She'd just show up and we'd screw.
Screw was the way she puts it to.
She was getting strange.
I was going to say, for a guy, it's like, all right, I mean.
That's the best relationship for a very young man.
You know?
Did she bring a pizza over two?
Oh, God, no.
Jesus.
Hide.
Hide.
Turn the lights off and hide
She made me watch this fucking lifetime
movie
Over and over again
And also said any thoughts for Charles
While she was writing something
I was like I don't know what she's talking about
Charles, ooh
He said she told me she'd been in trouble
For stealing a car
And that her dad died in a plane crash
And that she'd be rich when the insurance came through
That's all I knew about her
What did they got to raise the money?
He's been dead for fucking 20 years
16 years
16 years
She's 20 years.
21, too. So any money that she would have had, she would have gotten by now.
She goes and three years ago.
Makes any sense. So she ends up getting pregnant anyway.
Yeah.
Jamie does. She gets knocked up by this Troy Hackett guy.
Really?
Yeah. They said there was some question, this is from the book again, there was some question about paternity when Jamie got pregnant, but Hackett ultimately accepted responsibility.
Like, well, whatever. I finally got.
Cajoled into it. I guess it's mine. Shit.
He said, quote, in her.
eighth month, she said she was going away to Colorado to put the kid up for adoption.
Yeah?
I didn't hear from her for a long time.
And then I was living with another gal in Detroit Lakes.
And there she was again.
She'd like follow me around.
Then she cornered my girlfriend and said, I know you've got, I know you.
I've got Troy's kid.
So yeah, she followed this guy's girlfriend and was like, I got your boyfriend's kid.
Look at it.
Here it is right here.
She's showing the baby.
Yeah.
And he said that was the first time I knew that it hadn't been adopted.
He thought the baby was being put up for adoption.
He said a few weeks later, I was in class at Tech College, and Jamie walked in.
She stood up in front of the class and told everybody she had my kid.
It was creepy.
That's fucking.
Everybody have an announcement to me.
There's people with a T-square sitting there like, huh?
What's going on now?
Holy shit.
Good for you.
Hey, congratulations.
Oh, it's it.
Who's Troy again?
Oh, that guy?
All right.
How old is?
It's old now?
Weird.
It wasn't until several years later during a custody fight that Troy Hackett found out about her criminal record that included felony theft of services, receipt of stolen property and car theft.
So, yeah, he says at this point that Jamie was about to give birth to her second child.
That's kind of later in the timeline, but this is kind of whole, this is Troy's whole recollection.
He said the one with the mystery father.
I think it was a guy I went to school with.
And that's when she met Michael here.
This guy, Michael, that we'll talk about.
Michael Sean Janakis, I believe, or Gianakus.
I'm not sure how you say it.
G-I-A-N-A-K-O-S, something Greek.
Yanakos.
Yeah.
That's, I don't know how.
It's Minnesota, so I don't know how they're, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It seems like they might have definitely made it.
Minnesotaized or...
Gianocos.
Exactly.
That's what I was thinking.
I'm having a hard time with that.
Now, a little about Michael.
He wasn't like in high school.
He wasn't really like a ladies man or anything like that.
No?
No.
He graduated high school in 1990,
had never really been in a serious relationship.
He says this, quote,
I planned on being a priest.
Planned because I had no luck at all with women.
and I wanted to belong somewhere.
Dude, join a softball league.
What are you doing?
That is fascinating.
Talk about just giving up.
I mean, I got to have purpose somewhere.
Yeah, that's like saying, I don't like the taste of this particular hamburger.
I'm a vegan now.
Like, it's really just, wow, you're taking that really far.
It's worse, though, because it's like these cheeseburgers won't just show up at my
house, so now I'm vegan.
Now I'm vegan, I guess. There's no cows in my front yard, so I'm vegan now.
It's so weird. I had no luck at all, but he wanted to belong somewhere. Yeah, join a
goddamn softball team, man. What are you doing? He said, but I love kids. Oh, perfect.
What the fuck? I wanted to be a priest and I love kids in successive sentences. Perfect. Excellent.
I wanted to be a priest because I'm sexually repressed, so I'm being. Women. Women.
women don't like me. And I love kids.
Women don't like me, but I love kids.
So give me the collar. Where is it?
Holy. He said, I wanted to have kids, so I didn't know what to do.
He said if he's a priest, he can't have kids, basically.
One night in 1996, I went to a bar in Detroit Lakes for karaoke night, and Jamie was singing.
It was cool to see her standing there, nine months pregnant.
Holy.
She was, he met her the day before her C-section.
So when he says nine months pregnant,
tomorrow's delivery day.
I'm going out to the bar tonight.
I'm going out to bust out some karaoke.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
So he was super attracted to her, which I find it, listen,
if you knock somebody up, okay,
let's say you knock somebody up and they get bigger and bigger and bigger,
you should find them attractive.
And you should, because you did that also.
And if it's the person you, if it's the person you love, you should find them attractive no matter what.
Like, you know, especially if you did it.
Like, you can't be like, ew.
It's like, well, you shouldn't have nutted at me then, dip shit.
Yes, this is what it causes.
Okay.
But when you walk up to a stranger.
Yeah.
Who's nine months pregnant and you're like, ugh.
You're fucking weird.
God, I want to fuck you.
You are so fucking weird.
If I see a woman that's very pregnant, I look at them as, like,
like, I don't even know.
They're not.
It's not a person right now.
I don't look at like, yeah, I'm going to find a place for my dick in this scenario at all.
Like, that's the last thing I'm fucking thinking about.
That's not a people as far as I'm concerned right now.
That person's busy.
Yeah.
They're doing something.
Yeah.
Their body is very busy right now.
Doesn't need my bullshit involved in this at all.
So I've heard this.
Again, it's a whole genre of porn.
There is a whole host of people that that's.
All they want to see.
That's crazy.
That is horrifying to me.
It's horrible.
It's got to lend to some psychosis of no matter what, whether she's able to have children or I'm able.
Neither of us are going to get, I'm not going to get her pregnant right now.
It's got to be part of it, right?
I think it's the opposite of that.
What do you think it is?
She's already so pregnant.
I think it's a weird mother thing.
But I'm not a psychiatrist, obviously.
Neither of us are.
Hey, everybody.
In case you don't know, neither of us are doctors.
But if you, just layman, you know, hearing a lot.
You know, we've heard a lot of psychology.
Just basic, I think it's something to do with some weird mother thing.
It's you got some strange mother fascination and I don't know what it is.
You want to fuck your own mom?
Probably.
I mean, some edible weirdness.
It's right there on.
It's the next video usually.
Yeah.
Well, the stepmom, they'll say anyway.
Sometimes it's just the mom.
It's so fucked up.
up to.
I thought they'd had like a thing.
Didn't they have a thing where like they didn't do that?
I thought I read something about that.
Oh, I sure.
I mean, they don't allow like a, do you really fuck your mom?
I would hope not.
I would really hope that's not a genre of porn.
Pretend it.
Fuck your real mom.
Yeah.
They pretend it's their real mom?
They're, those, fuck yes.
There are dads.
Mom's brother, stepbrothers, step, mom, step.
The whole incestuous thing.
I thought we all put that in there just so we go, okay, we're not all creaks, right?
But somewhere, there's a shitload of people that want to beat off to that.
Oh, God.
It's so fucking.
We're not okay.
We are not okay.
We're in trouble.
Set it a lot of times, and I think I mean it again.
We're not okay, Jimmy.
For sure.
Yeah.
No.
So, okay.
That's what's going on.
The baby was born the next day.
So she's going to get pregnant again by Michael pretty soon.
They're going to move into Michael's parents' house.
Oh, fuck the priesthood, huh?
Fuck the priesthood.
Oh, yeah, no, now he got somebody who's willing to take it.
So he's like, hey, look, she'll let me in there, so why not?
His sister Tracy said, this is Michael's sister, said, I guess that's a little strange, but my parents felt sorry for the baby.
Also, this was Michael's first girlfriend, and they just knew how much he was.
wanted kids. They wanted it to work out. They liked Jamie. At first, at first is a big fucking deal here.
For sure. He also said when he met her when she was pregnant, I wanted to be a father. I wanted to be
the best and I wanted the best for that baby she was carrying. It didn't matter if it wasn't mine.
I wanted to save that child. Then I got her pregnant and that and then my life changed. All I could do
was live for my girls. That's what Michael said. What's his story? What the fuck happened? We're going to
get a little bit into his background in a minute here. So apparently the parents liked her at first,
but then not so much, as we'll find out. They said that Jamie spent, this is from the book,
Jamie spent most of her time in the bedroom writing and chain smoking. Yeah. Which is great for someone
who's got multiple kids running around, multiple small babies.
She routinely blew her AFDC checks on pens, hundreds of them.
She stole pens, too, says Michael, from the doctor, from the store.
She must have had a thousand pens or more.
She's just blasting through pens, writing constantly.
That's her thing.
Like, I like to get different, because I write a lot, so I like to get different pens and shit like that,
but I don't steal them and I don't have a thousand of them, you know, like just a couple
that I like and that's that's good and I mean you know doctor's office those pens are free well you know
you can steal those pens and the bank those are free too those come with a checking account
those come with it yeah the doctor it's like listen asshole yeah I'm taking your fucking pen
you know what you just charge me is crazy and what you just charge the insurance and then
when I pay insurance it's all crazy you know what I'm getting a pen and they know that those
pens are there it's just like it's like a if somebody
breaks into a house there's a bunch of dogs and they bring chunks of raw meat.
That's what those pens are.
It's just raw meat to keep the dogs away.
You keep those pens and shut the fuck up.
Those are for you.
You keep those Dr. Eugene Fredericks and the ass.
Yeah.
You keep them.
With half a broken chain on it.
You keep that.
That's fine.
The fucking ball chain.
Whatever that chain is.
Yeah.
Pop through the ball thing.
Oh, Christ.
So Jamie's, this is the book,
Jamie's odd habits were nothing compared to.
were legal hassles.
She had run up a $600 phone bill under a false name before she met Michael.
That's how you get theft of phone services.
Long distance.
Yeah.
Under a false name, too.
So that's the crime.
Yeah.
The calls were traced to her and she was arrested at Michael's family's house.
Oh, shit.
She was sentenced to eight months in jail, but let out pretty much right away due to her pregnancy.
They didn't want to.
A small town county jail doesn't want to have to pay for a pregnant woman's care and they have to.
I can't believe you can go to jail for eight months for making some long distance.
It's not that.
It's under a false name.
Okay.
Okay.
That's it's fraud at that point.
It's the extra stuff.
You're a pretty bad guy.
That's it.
Yeah.
So she did that.
Now, it was her first trip to jail.
She didn't really like jail that much.
They said shortly after the couple's child, Myra was born, and we'll talk about her later on,
they moved to St. Cloud, Minnesota.
Yeah.
Michael said, I'd been working.
working at the wholesome bakery in Moorhead, and they transferred me.
We got an apartment in return for caretaking.
We had two wonderful kids.
Things were going well.
Okay.
This is wild.
Now, a little bit about Michael.
He's got a mother named Alice, a sister named Tracy.
Everybody said, Michael, this is what every person interviewed about him, said he's a good
boy who couldn't take pressure at all.
Not good under pressure.
He was nervous, they said.
He couldn't handle conflict.
He would just melt down.
Couldn't do it.
And Jamie is all conflict.
So this is an interesting combination that we got here.
He was bullied a lot in school, which even his family called him, quote,
Porky growing up.
That was his nickname, Porky.
He's a chubby kid.
Or at least was then, yeah.
So, and I guess he's pretty chubby later on, too.
I mean, not.
You wouldn't go, hey, look at that fat fucking son.
None of that, but, you know, normal Midwestern guy, I guess.
Yeah, I don't know how anybody in the Midwest is not 50 pounds overweight every single one of them.
Well, lucky you.
There are many people who aren't.
I'm just kidding, obviously.
But no, you'd want to put a couple of pounds on.
It's the culture.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, if winter involves eight months of not going outside and you're drinking beer, there's a time of exercise.
And when you are outside, you just go somewhere where you're, you just go somewhere where you're,
you get a Bloody Mary and they give you another drink with it.
They give you more beer and then cheese curds or whatever they're going to give you.
It's just fat.
It's tough.
It's tough.
And also, I think you don't mind having a few extra pounds in January in Minnesota because
it's probably a little warmer.
So they said that from this book, Michael wanted to play high school football.
And at age 15, he was a real stocky guy, you know, porky and all.
And they thought maybe he would, he said, maybe I'd,
could play like alignment or something, you know, but didn't quite work out as he explains,
quote, I got hit by a car when I was a freshman.
Yeah, it wrecked my knee, so I was unable to play sports.
I suppose that's one reason I was a loner, but I was an outsider anyway.
I'd gone to Catholic elementary schools, so I was used to small classes where I knew everybody.
Then suddenly I was in this huge public school in Moorhead where I didn't know anybody.
Yeah.
That's a tough transition.
and private school to public school is way different.
And I'm chubby, and I can't play sports,
which is how people fucking make friends in high school.
At least that's a friend group that you know you have.
If you're not comfortable making friends, too,
sports are a way that you don't really, you don't have to,
you're just on the same team, so you're friends.
That's it.
You do something, you have an interest in common,
and therefore that's all making friends in high school is.
It's having an interest in common.
And all of a sudden, we do that together.
It can be a band.
It could be something as you wore that t-shirt and I like that band now.
So now we're friends.
Like it's so minuscule.
As adults, you need so many.
Dude, adults are like a bank safe lock.
Everything has to click in just perfect for you to even.
It's like, I got enough friends.
Fuck you.
But as a kid, it's like, hey, you like that band?
I heard that tape once.
What are you doing later?
Let's hang out.
Anybody can hang out.
It's weird.
The lunch options are pizza or burrito.
You got the burrito too.
Let's be besties.
We both like burritos.
Literally 50% chance we're going to be in the house.
That's what it is.
Or they live close to me.
That's the other thing.
Right.
You know,
most of your relationships are built on proximity,
which is also strange.
Their house is right there.
It's right there.
Why wouldn't we be friends?
It's funny, too,
because this is like the plot of the in-betweeners,
the English TV show.
Will went to private school
and then he sent to public school
and everybody constantly makes fun of him
and takes pictures of them.
A briefcase.
Yeah, a briefcase wanka.
So,
Anyway, that's how this all goes.
So that's kind of the way he operates, Mike.
He doesn't seem to have a lot of agency in anything.
He just kind of floats.
He's like a dandelion spore on the breeze or some shit.
So apparently before meeting Jamie, he had a nice car, a nice apartment, good furniture, all that kind of shit.
That's what his sister Tracy said.
He said after meeting her, he was losing his car, his job, his furniture.
All of it went away because of her.
Yeah, she's like a black hole, apparently, Jamie, when it comes to shit like that.
Michael's mother, Alice, said she warned her son explicitly.
She said, quote, I was scrubbing the floor and I looked up at him and I said, Mike,
I would either see you dead or in prison for the rest of your life if you continue this relationship with him.
Something bad's going to happen.
So he wanted a stable family, though.
And that's that.
Later on, an investigator would say, Michael had to be a little bit.
no criminal history or for that matter any history that would indicate untruthful and indecent
moral standing.
Jamie supplied him with her affections and he soon thought he was in love with her.
Yeah.
They said that back to the writing on him earlier we talked about from the book it says often after Jamie had used a pen to scratch graffiti such as butthead or asshole on Michael's chest.
Yeah.
And he was still dead to the world.
she amused herself by putting lipstick and eyeliner on his face.
She does like frat party jokes on him and tricks and shit.
Asshole on his chest.
She draws a dick on his face and going toward his mouth.
Yeah, asshole.
Wow, once he woke up and answered the door, hung over, and fully made up.
He said, I had a tough time explaining that.
He claims to be put out about it, but you can tell by the expression on his face
that it's one of the few fond memories he has of this marriage later on this office.
He likes it.
Seemed to have, at least it was playful.
Yeah.
Compared to other shit.
Now, his job at this point as they go on is working the night desk at the Super 8 motel in Fargo.
Who, yikes, that sounds depressing.
He's the guy, too, doing the, he's providing, he's doing, you know, coming home with the paycheck.
That's our breadwinner.
That's the breadwinner.
He adopted Jamie's older daughter as well.
So now.
The one with the mystery dad.
Exactly.
Adopted there.
So they end up their daughter, Jamie and Michael, is born in summer of 96, and that's Myra.
Yeah.
Now, at this point, they move into this apartment complex.
They move out of the parents' house and move into this apartment complex.
Now, they look at Jamie around there as kind of a single mother, basically, when she moved in.
This is before she has the baby.
They said they moved into the complex here.
Now, there's a woman named Kathleen Fornes that lives here as well in this complex.
Kathleen has a daughter who doesn't live here, but lives in Fargo.
Now, Kathleen's daughter's name is Anne-Marie Camp.
And she is 22 years old when they meet in the fall of 96, where we start here.
Anne is from Moorhead.
She is described in, this is from the book here, as quote, mentally ill, overweight and friendless.
Oh, no.
And it's a sad thing.
Yeah, she's not like a stark raving lunatic or anything like that.
She's bipolar.
And she has problems with her weight.
And a lot of that's based on, started around the time she started taking the medication for the bipolar.
So that's not helping at all.
And it's just hard for her to make friends in that situation.
So from everybody's what they say, she's a very sweet person and things like that.
She just has some problems that, you know, we all do.
Shit.
Their mom, Kathy, said they made me take her out of head start because she was so out of control.
Oh, wow.
She was a kid.
She was a bit, yeah.
Two out of control for the other four-year-olds, which is, they said she was so big and she'd run around like a truck when she got mad.
She had a bad temper.
She's a stocky.
She's a big girl.
She's always big, and it just kind of gets a little bigger as she gets older.
Her sister, Lisa, who's two years younger, said nobody liked her.
So me and her were best friends.
When mom and dad would fight, I'd get so scared.
She'd lie down by me and rub my back.
She was sweet.
So by age 12, Anne is diagnosed as bipolar.
Ooh.
That's tough.
Yeah.
So they knew something was up.
But at least that's good.
They know what's going on at this point rather than.
making her hold out till she's 16 and having a whole bunch of trouble in school and all that kind of thing.
Her peers were, this is from the book, her peers were repelled by her withdrawn demeanor when she was down.
And when she was in the manic stage is that she was really hard to handle because she was really manic and really up.
You know what I mean?
Then there's, she was raped as a teenager, which didn't help at all.
because she was an easy target
because she was looking for someone to like her.
So if you acted like you liked her for five minutes,
she would go anywhere with you
and you could have at her,
which is horrible.
It's fucking horrifying.
She's mentally ill, so she wants affection.
And she's friendless, so she's looking for people.
That's the thing.
And especially if a boy liked her,
she took that as, oh my God,
I can't let this guy,
I can't not like him back
because I'm no boys will like me,
which is sad.
That's really fucking sad.
They said that she was taken advantage of a lot
by boys in that way.
basically doing what they want.
By 21, she had a baby daughter and was in a custody battle with the father,
who she said was a drug dealer named Andy.
Nice.
From Fargo, she also said that he beat her.
So a drug dealing girlfriend beat her.
Now, Andy told his girlfriend at the time that he would shoot Anne before he would let her get custody of their daughter.
Holy.
So this is the thing that's going on here.
They're out of a big custody battle, and he's saying it ain't happening.
No matter what, I'm getting custody.
So when Ann got into adulthood, I mean, number one, it's harder to make friends as an adult because you're around less people.
Right.
But also, adults are more understanding and less clicky, too.
So in high school, it might be better than to be in high school.
But she was on medications that seemed to keep her on track by the time she was an adult, which is really helpful.
She gets SSI checks, and she does that.
She has her own apartment in downtown Fargo.
And she's in a custody fight, but she's, you know, she's hanging in there, basically.
And and Andy.
Yes, and Andy, exactly.
Like they're raggedy.
She went to Fargo High School.
She graduated Fargo South High School there.
She's on prescription medication.
They said she's got very much the up and down personality.
of the bipolar, you know, that obviously that does.
Her sister described, her sister Lisa, said she would jump around and listen to her favorite bands.
That's what she liked to do a lot.
She liked to go hang out with her friends, the few that she had.
She said she liked going out and singing karaoke, too.
Oh.
Her favorite song of all time is Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses.
Really?
Yeah.
And said she sang it at karaoke awkwardly one time.
as her mother said, but it was nice to see her have fun, which is good.
It's also like I'm a staple of karaoke today.
That song is sung every night the karaoke plays.
Somebody sings.
I'm sure it is.
It's also, I would think, a hard song to sing well.
It is.
Axel's got a fucking range this big, and you got to get the growl in there.
Or you do it on your own at your pace rather than trying to impersonate.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but I mean, so you do it poor.
is what I'm saying.
You treat it like a cover.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not,
not you.
I'm saying if you're in karaoke,
karaoke's not a cover,
though.
Karaoke is...
The idea is to try to match it
best you can.
That's what I'm saying.
You're not doing it with Axel.
You can't.
No, you might as well put
fucking Mariah Carey on
and try to hit those notes.
Why don't you sing
Whitney Houston, you fuck?
Yeah.
It's a dumb thing to do.
Yeah.
If you're making a cover,
then you're making yours.
Karaoke, you're supposed to go,
wow, they sound exactly
like that person.
You're not going to go,
I like their race.
of it better. I've never said that in karaoke. Wow. You know, this arrangement's better way to do it.
It's a much better way. A muzac background sung way different. I always wanted it like that. That's
so much better. Musak system style song sung by Debbie in accounting is I didn't know it was better. That's what I was looking for.
Yeah. Fuck, B'blee. Yeah. So she liked to go out. She liked to have a couple of drinks and have some fun.
go out here. So
1995 is when she had her daughter
and that is with
Andy and by
96 that relationship went bad
as we talked about Andy said I'll shoot her before
I'll let her get custody
Andy had taken the daughter
citing Anne's health struggles
and she was fighting back trying to get
the baby back basically.
So by late 1996 she was doing
well she had switched medications she was
stabilizing she was trying to
prove to the court she was a fit mother
Yeah.
That's what her whole goal was.
So she was on track and doing it.
She has a custody hearing scheduled, and this is like the big one, for May 5th, 1997.
It's all ready to go.
This is in late 96.
Now, Jamie, who moved in near Ann's mom, Kathleen here, Anne ends up meeting Jamie, and
Anne loves Jamie.
They get along spectacular.
And so does mom. Kathleen, Anne's mom, also loves Jamie.
Jamie, yeah.
Think she's great. And that's kind of how Jamie is with everybody when they meet.
Everybody likes her right away.
That first meeting's a son of a bitch with Jamie.
She really gets over.
She can get you in there, yeah.
And apparently she's good at, it's like a karaoke song.
She's good at karaoke, too.
Anne and Jamie, you know, Anne's quiet and struggles and all that kind of thing.
And Jamie's loud and social.
But that's, she looks for people that she looks for people that she can.
dominate a little bit, Jamie, and Anne's just looking for someone that seems cool that she can
hang out with.
Yeah.
So they would drive around together, hang out, go to karaoke bars, go out and have drinks.
Lisa Ann's sister said Jamie had a really good voice.
Her and Ann used to like to go and do karaoke.
Anne's singing was less polished, but she got up there anyway.
Yeah.
Jesus, her family's brutal.
That's what her mom was like.
I mean, she sung it awkwardly, and her sister's like, she kind of sucked when she got up
there.
At least they're honest, that's pretty funny.
Less polished.
You know what I mean.
You know, less polished.
Worse is a better way to put it.
But, you know.
So Michael and Jamie, Michael proposes marriage.
Yeah.
Says, marry me.
And Jamie laughed at him.
Ha!
She's like, I'm not getting married, stupid.
No.
What are you?
Jonathan Knight?
I didn't think so.
Ha.
She also said, I'm not cutting back on my nightlife at all.
Uh-huh.
Not doing it.
So Michael said, if I complain.
or suggested that she stay home with us once in a while,
she'd threatened to hurt the kids or me or leave.
Oh, my God.
And Michael goes, okay, that's fine.
I'll stay here.
I'll stay here then, which is...
Whose fault is this now?
You're stupid.
Yeah.
You've gone from it being from her fault to your fault now, dummy.
You should be gone.
So she said their life settled into a routine where Michael would take care of the kids.
He'd come home from work, take care of the kids, and drink.
That's what he did.
And Jamie would bar hop at night and write all day long.
And so that was her life.
After a few months, that's when Michael finds the work at Super 8 on the night shift, which now what's Jamie going to do?
He's gone during the evening so she can't go out at night because Michael was the one keeping an eye on the kids.
So now she's like, shit, this isn't good.
This is ruining her life.
Yeah, she's like, I got to find a babysitter if I want to go out and party.
So, Kathy, this is Anne's mom, said Jamie and Michael were living across the hall from me.
I met Jamie when she knocked on my door and asked if I'd watch her kids.
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
That's how she met her.
Hi, I'm Jamie.
Hey, I'm, stranger.
May I leave several small children with you?
I've got a hankering.
I got to sing some karaoke.
You don't understand.
I need it.
Janie's got a gun is inside me.
I need, I can, I got to melt it out.
There's like seven hooty tits out right now that I need to get into or else everyone else is going to sing them first.
You don't understand.
I got to get in there and sing time before somebody else does.
Jesus Christ.
So imagine going to a complete stranger.
And I get if like there was some kind of emergency.
Like Michael was at work and he got his.
leg caught in a thresher and she had to run to the emergency room real quick and she knocked and said,
please, can you watch my kids work a couple hours?
My husband's in the emergency room.
That would be different.
This is, hi, hi, stranger person.
Can you watch my kids so I can go out and get shit-faced?
Thanks.
I want to say hold my hand.
That is crazy.
I have to right now.
They're waiting for me.
Wow.
They have to know that I'm going to love them the best that I can.
God damn it.
They have to know.
If they don't, it's all.
all over with.
I want to know why fucking the dolphins make him cry.
And there I'm going to find out for me.
I'm running out of hooty lyrics here.
I was not enough of that.
Yeah, I'm just trying to remember the names of songs.
I can't get to lyrics.
I just remember that because Dan Marino was throwing him a pass in the video.
Oh, is that.
Dan Marino was in the video.
Dan Marino was in the video because he mentioned something about the dolphins make him cry.
Oh.
And that's the dolphins that are you talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The dolphins, not dolphins in the sea.
Well, he's from Charleston.
I figured it was the dolphins.
The dolphins, and you see Dan Marino throwing him passes, where he's dropping them and shit.
That's all I remember about who at all.
I think all I saw of them.
So she said that she met my daughters, Anne and Lisa, through me.
So by late 1996, that's how that would go.
Either Kathy, Lisa, or Anne would be caring for Jamie's kids most of the time.
while she went around to bars, basically.
Lisa, the one sister said,
we went out to this place called the bowler a lot.
She was after this guy Craig, who was the bartender,
meaning Jamie.
Yeah.
Well, she's got a dude at home.
Yeah.
And by the way, we're not even at home,
at the Super 8 working night shift to pay for these drinks,
which kind of sucks.
And they said that the money problems were bad with them, too.
They didn't have a lot of money.
and they have two kids and she's going out drinking.
And he said, you know, they looked, he looked at his job and he goes, Christ, I got this dead-end job.
This sucks.
You know what I mean?
But then, out of nowhere, Jamie saw it as something they could use for themselves.
What did he mean?
Michael later said, well, we'll just put it this way.
Quote, we never exactly planned it.
Jamie just started talking about it and a week later, we did it.
Yes, I was a willing participant.
Okay. Let's find out what's going on here.
What do you do, Mike?
January 1997, they're broke. He works at a motel. She's going out drinking all night and all that.
So Jamie said, all right, here's what we're going to do. We're going to rob the motel you work at.
Oh, okay.
Here's how this works. You're going to be on your shift.
I'm going to come in, tape you up, put a pillowcase over your head, and take all the cash from the register.
Okay.
Because he said sometimes there's like a thousand bucks in there.
And there's a bunch of stamps too, so you can take those too.
That goes so fast.
It goes fast.
But in the 90s, in the middle of nowhere, might have lasted a little longer.
But still, this is not life-changing money.
This is a week, a month-changing money.
For sure, yeah.
You're going to get ahead this month, but February comes fast.
You're fucked.
So January 27, 97, Jamie asked Anne to babysit,
and showed up at the apartment and sat with the children and had no idea it was going on, apparently.
Jamie walked to the Super 8, taped Michael's hands, put a pillowcase over his head, and took, you know, over $500 and a bunch of stamps from the register.
Basically about $1,200, $1,200 worth of shit.
There's a discrepancy over whether the cash was $500 or $1,200, not sure.
Either way, she then walked home with the money.
Right.
Okay. Now, a short time later, a motel employee found Michael all tied up with a pillowcase on his head and called the police.
So the cops immediately sweat Michael. They don't believe any of this shit.
Yeah. They don't believe it. So now Michael, remember when we said he will fold under questioning and his very bad under pressure and doesn't like conflict.
And conflict and confrontation. Yeah. And pressure. When you're being interrogated, that's all it is is conflict, confrontation, and pressure. So he is. He is.
Is that not good at this.
He claims that two men came in and robbed him.
Never saw the guys before.
They had masks on.
I don't know who they were.
The investigator said, that sounds a little fishy.
I don't believe two people did this, they said.
I just not buying it.
It took them a few.
They interviewed him a couple of times over two days.
And then finally, he just broke down and said what happened.
He gave it up.
He gave it up.
He said, I wanted to confess, but I was afraid of.
Jamie. That's what he said. So he was really
conflicted for a couple days. But I got
to go home at some point. She's
fucking scary, man. You guys are
scary here. She's
scary all day. She's scary there.
Remember Bronx's tale when he goes
into the confessional? Yeah.
And he goes, Father,
your guy might be big up there, but my guy's
bigger down here. You know what I mean? It's like,
yeah, that's what he's like, you know, listen, I know what you guys are
saying about the law, but you know, I got to sleep
with this broad.
So he did this and he admitted to staging the robbery, implicated Jamie in the whole thing.
Not good.
So the police called Jamie in.
She's a completely different case.
She says, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
That's crazy.
And they go, but your boyfriend told us what you did.
And she goes, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about either.
He's crazy.
Fuck all of you.
Okay.
That's her attitude.
That's it.
So she said she refused.
Then she refused to talk without a lawyer.
They appointed her a public defender.
And she simply said she was home with her children and didn't know a fucking thing about any robbery.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Prove it.
She denied everything.
And she's super mad at Michael for spilling it.
Yeah.
And now he, as a dipshit, he thought that just saying it was going to end this.
But he said she said doesn't make it go away.
No, it doesn't.
That's a real good point.
He said she was furious with me for telling on her.
She talked about killing herself, killing the kids.
Killing me?
Yeah, I think that goes without saying.
I'll kill you then the kids, then myself.
If I'm going to kill me, you think you're getting out alive?
No, you are the first to go.
So then the police start checking her alibi by interviewing friends and neighbors and things like that.
So Anne, who was still at the apartment.
Yeah.
At that point, she said, I was babysitting the kids that night.
Uh-oh.
I know that night.
Yeah, no, Jamie wasn't home.
I babysitted the kids.
And they went, oh, okay, that's interesting because she doesn't know what the fuck.
She didn't know to clam up about it.
So they interviewed her and she said that.
She babysat the kids that night while Jamie went out.
She said, Jamie came home earlier than usual that night.
And she had a whole bunch of cash on her.
she said, we use some of the money to buy pizza.
Anne, you are fucking this up.
You're fucking this all up.
Honestly, now it's Michael and Ann are saying this, and then you got Jamie.
So Jamie is, as far as building a crime squad, she has not done a good job as far as accomplices.
Neither of these people are criminals, and it's pretty obvious.
Yeah, she's got a lot of talkative friends in her network.
Yeah, they're just real honest.
They're just like, yeah, I was here, of course.
Yeah, she had a bunch of cash.
I don't know where she got.
been good luck.
Pizza.
We got good pizza with it.
Well, we got Western Minnesota, Fargo pizza.
So we got pizza.
I'd like to see what it is.
I think you have.
You know what it is.
It's Papa Johns.
I doubt there's a lot of like, you know.
It was probably Little Caesars back then.
That's all.
Fitties authentic New York pizza up there or anything, I don't think.
This entire country was just fucking Little Caesars and the Bigfoot pizza.
Remember that big stupid pizza?
Oh, yeah.
The Bigfoot from Pizza Hut, that giant hunk of shit.
Was it Pizza Hut?
I thought it was Little Caesars.
They both had a big...
I think Pizza Hut had the big foot
and Little Caesars had the...
Big Cesar's?
Was that the big foot?
Was that the Big Cesar's foot?
Then what did Pizza Hut had?
Because they had a big pizza, too.
A giant fucking pizza?
All I know is that it was big in a wax paper.
It wasn't even in a box.
No!
They'd sent it to you and had a cardboard thing under it and it was in wax paper.
Like you were getting a slice on the street or something.
It was the weirdest fucking thing.
And that was square and awful.
It was bad.
It was the worst.
And they made it sound like it was so good in the commercial.
I mean, they're selling pizza.
So, yeah, they're going to.
Boy, was it bad.
I got to know what Pizza Hut's big pizza was called now.
Damn it.
I mean, I don't know.
We can Google it later.
Yeah, we'll do it after the show.
So Jamie hears about this.
She's like, oh, shit, I've been told on twice now.
Yeah.
So first thing she needed to do, she needs to square all of the edges here.
square all the circles off here.
She first makes Michael change his story.
You will change your goddamn story.
Really?
You fucked up.
You didn't know what was going on.
You only said that because they pressured you.
You're changing your story.
So he told the investigators, I lied.
He said, it was just me alone that did it.
I taped myself up to make it look like I was robbed.
Why did he say that?
I just did it myself.
rather than going back to some stranger,
he said, I did it myself.
Because they'll believe that.
If he says it wasn't my girlfriend and me having a big plot,
it was strangers.
They're going to go, all right, we're charging both of you.
But if he says this, only he'll get charged
and maybe Jamie won't and he won't get stabbed in his sleep
with a pen that she's writing asshole on his nipple with it.
I mean, he doesn't like confrontation.
He might in jail get fucking stabbed just for some situation extra.
That is very prescient, Jimmy, very prescient.
He's a, he's a target.
Yeah, he's a moron, too, it seems like.
So the, although, basically, she didn't know if he would be able to hold this under pressure.
Uh-huh.
But she still, she's like, how the fuck do I get it so he can't tell on me?
Yeah.
Well, she figures it out.
February 14th, 1997.
It's Valentine's Day wedding, baby.
Oh, my God.
she's going to take advantage of you can't rat on your spouse.
That's what she's doing.
John Yurek, who's Michael's only friend here, said, well, I wasn't surprised to be the best man
because he doesn't have any friends.
So I'm the only one.
Jamie had no old friends, so she chose Anne for her maid of honor, who she's known for three
months.
For now, yeah.
Barely knows her.
After the ceremony, the four of them drove to a bar, the same bar where Michael and Jamie
had met.
He's like, it was just yesterday.
where I saw you up there leaking amniotic fluid all over the stage and just, oh boy, I'll tell you what.
Dripping, waiting on that water just bust.
I swear to God, look like you hit her with a pin.
She'd went and flew around the room.
Boy, she was tight.
So it was karaoke, our karaoke night again when they went.
Carrie nokey.
Carri nokey.
This is a nice lady I used to know.
Carinoki.
She was tragically died.
when you were 19 in a house fire, but she was wonderful.
They drank and sang until closing time.
The best man recalls riding home with Anne after the celebration.
And he said she seemed like a really nice person to me.
A little slow maybe, but that might have been her medications,
which a lot of times that'll kind of just dull certain things.
And if she's been drinking all night too, she's mixed with medication.
Personality is fucking zero at the moment.
We're running on a zero.
I'm pretty sure bipolar medication shouldn't be taken with alcohol.
I'm about certain of it.
Pretty positive that those two things kind of butt heads with that.
They might counteract each other.
Or at least make you a little slow.
Yeah.
By two in the morning especially.
Yeah.
So this guy said he couldn't stand Jamie from the moment he met her, hated her.
Second, he met her, hated her.
Yeah.
He said there was something scary about her, didn't like her.
That's that.
So anyway, Anne was very excited to be the maid of honor.
She thought it was great.
This is my best friend, Jamie.
That's what she was telling everybody.
So that's exactly what it was, though.
They were hiding behind Minnesota's marital privilege statute.
Minnesota statute 595.02, which will generally prevent a spouse from being compelled to testify against each other in criminal proceedings.
So that's why they did it.
So two weeks after the wedding, both Michael and Jamie are charged with the robbery.
Oh, boy.
So she's pretty smart there.
Michael basically said that, you know, I'm going to jail here.
I'm fucked.
At best, they're going to believe it's just me and I'm going to jail.
And even if they don't believe it, it doesn't matter.
They can try me and the jury's going to hear my story and go, oh, well, I guess it's him.
That sounds like bullshit.
He had three different stories.
So he said, I'm probably going to jail.
And that's kind of how Michael is.
He's like, well, I'm fucked.
And you're not really going to try to fix it.
Jamie said, I got to get out of this.
What do I do?
So she, Michael said she complained that Anne might sink her.
And he claims that he just shrugged and said, what are you going to do?
It's the truth.
She's told the truth.
She didn't know to lie.
He didn't tell her to lie.
Cops came over.
She told the truth.
What do you want from her?
You know what I mean?
Maybe we got to take our medicine here.
Like, you know, shit happens.
Jamie knew that Anne was easy to manipulate, but also easy to confuse as well.
So he's like, shit.
He said no matter what, she's, James.
Jamie was saying, I can get Ann to take her story back or whatever, but they're going to subpoena her.
And when she's on the stand, what she's going to say?
Who knows?
We don't know what she's going to say.
They might pressure her into saying this.
So they were like, how do we get Ann to not talk and, you know, what the fuck?
So Jamie, you know, ends up, just goes on with everything while the court proceedings are going on.
She hyphenates her name.
Yeah.
She throws a hyphen after that, Dennis.
And a bartender named Craig McSherly, that's the,
Craig that she likes from the bar.
That's the one she really likes.
Craig would later tell the Clay County Sheriff's Deputy Brian Green that Jamie came into
the bar and flirted with him so constantly that spring.
After he broke off what he colorized as, are characterized as their, quote, so-called
relationship, he said, we weren't in anything, but she was up my ass.
We were just banging.
He said that she continued to show up at the bar and make overtly sexual comments.
I know, right?
How gross was she?
That's what I need to know.
I need to know.
Like, was she telling him how good it was and what he was missing or was she just like...
I will have a dirty martini and fuck me right now.
Yeah.
And some dick in the bathroom about three minutes.
I'll meet you in there.
Perhaps.
Do something very gross with your tongue.
That's what I mean.
That's a lot.
I mean, that's fine.
But she began driving to his home.
Overt implies that it's very forward, right?
Yeah.
And it has such a wide range.
It could be overtly.
You know what I mean?
That could be like, I really think you're handsome or I really, you know, think you're sexy to, you should see my asshole under a microscope.
It's excellent.
It's amazing.
All three are open.
Yeah.
Pick one.
Just pick one.
So she began driving by his house and far.
and harassing him on the phone as well.
So it got beyond just when he's on his shift.
He later said that he felt threatened because Jamie told him that she had friends who could take care of anybody she wanted them to.
I got friends.
Wow.
I guess.
She just makes, she's just, this is her fantasy life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So March and April 1997, Jamie meets with her attorney in the weeks after these robbery charges.
she told police that
that, you know,
she was told that the police had a witness
whose statement contradicted her alibi.
That's all they knew.
And then she knows it's Ann.
She's real pissed.
She's like, God damn it, what do I do here?
So, and Anne apologized.
She said, I didn't know I was causing you trouble.
I just, they came to me and said,
they asked me questions and I answered them.
And I answered them.
Yeah, you could have told me ahead of time.
Yeah, I didn't know that you robbed.
Yeah.
So Jamie on, Jamie in the end was like,
I can't be, not going to be mad at you for that.
I probably should have let you in on what I was doing if I wanted you to cover for me.
So they continue to be friends and continue to go out together and do all that kind of shit here.
Now, April 18th slash 19th, that is when one of the days, each of those days, both one day Michael and one day Jamie receives notice of pre-trial hearings set for May 8th, which is a few days after the custody hearing that Anne has set up as well.
May 1st, 1997.
So Anne's a week away from her custody hearing.
She's probably very excited.
They have their pretrial shit set for a week from there.
Michael goes to the pawn shop across the street from the coachman condos and purchases a 12-gauge shotgun.
Oh.
Okay.
Now, he knew the owner of the pawn shop there was he was a frequent visitor.
He normally was selling shit, but today he was actually buying shit instead of paunting it, which is different for Michael.
He purchased the 12 gauge.
According to Michael, Jamie asked him to buy it so that she could protect the family because he's going to jail.
Okay.
So she said, you better at least leave me with some protection for the house.
Now, Jamie says the gun was Michael's idea to buy.
But he says she asked for a gun to protect the house.
They also stop at a liquor store.
And this is a pretty impressive liquor store.
They buy gin.
Fuzzy naval wine cool.
Yeah, which is very 90s, and shotgun shells.
That's a hell of a liquor.
That's a hell of a liquor store.
Gin, Fuzzy Navels and Shotgun shells.
Yeah.
Get me some wine cooler's and shotgun shells if you could.
All right.
The Fuzzy Naval was like an orange peachy drink, right?
I guess.
Isn't that the idea?
Fuzzy being the peach and navel being the orange.
I think so.
I'm not sure about that.
I know it's gross.
It sounds gross. It sounds gross.
I guess you could buy shotgun shells and wine coolers at Walmart, so why not this liquor store?
I don't know that Walmart sells ammunition anymore.
Oh, anymore.
Oh, well, until they did at one point, as we know, and bad things happen.
Yeah.
Maybe that's why.
In 1997, you could buy shotgun shells and fuzzy navels at Walmart.
Let's say that when this is happening.
up until about
1999, I think.
And gin, depending on the state.
And the shells,
they just stopped like three years ago.
Okay, so, well, they took,
oh my goodness.
Until the shooting at a Walmart, James.
Oh, okay.
So the Columbine wasn't enough for that.
No.
Even though there was all those kids.
Or the subsequent ones over 30 years.
Obviously.
But that was like a direct.
Yeah.
Wait until a man marches up and down the aisles,
pumping round after round.
into your shoppers, then we don't want to hear.
Then you don't want to.
Well, we don't want him to be able to reload in the store.
You know what I mean?
We want him to have to bring his own, probably, if he's going to do that.
Make him carry a backpack.
Make him at least come prepared.
Jesus Christ.
So at some point that day, they also purchased approximately 105 sleeping pills.
Wow.
Okay.
It's a lot of sleeping pills.
105, the bulk buy.
That's your Costco.
Was that not at the liquor store?
I don't think that $105.
It'd be very expensive if you bought them all up by the counter with the trucker speed.
Yeah.
Two at a time.
Yeah.
So 5.30 p.m. that night, Michael and Jamie, with their older daughter and the younger daughter, Myra, drive to Ann's apartment in Fargo.
So the whole family pulls up.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's sweet.
They invite her to come look at a farmhouse they're considering buying near Sabin, Minnesota.
We're taking the kids out.
We thought you'd want to come too.
And I'm sure Ann's like,
hey, you want me to watch the kids
while you guys look at the house.
But whatever.
She loves getting out of the house.
So fine.
She's up for anything.
So she gets in the car.
They take Interstate 94,
heading west, and they go south.
During the drive,
Jamie gives Anne-Marie a fuzzy naval
wine cooler because she said those are her favorites.
Open container in the car.
Here we go.
This is rural Minnesota.
They don't give a shit about that here.
This is, come on.
Nice.
Don't care.
She drinks it and she says it tastes a little bit bitter and weird, but, you know, maybe it's been on the shelf a little too long.
We don't know.
So she drinks it and boom, takes it down.
Now that's May 1st.
May 4th comes around.
Yeah.
And Ann hasn't been seen by anybody.
Her mom hasn't talked to her and she doesn't show up for church that Sunday.
Okay.
The last we know of her, she's in a car with the whole family having a fuzzy navel.
Drinking a bitter navel.
Yep, drinking a bitter, fuzzy navel.
So Ann doesn't show up for church on May 4th,
and Kathleen, her mom, reports her missing to the police
because she never doesn't show up for church.
So it's weird.
They begin searching for her.
She's not home.
She's not where the places she normally is.
She doesn't have a ton of friends to ask where she is.
So you kind of look around if she's not home, where is she?
Yeah, she's got one friend.
It's Jamie.
That's it.
So, yeah, they talk to her.
She says, I don't know.
everybody focuses on Andy, her ex, who they have a custody hearing in less than a week.
Oh.
And they're like, oh, that's not good.
This raggedy ass.
Yep.
And he had threatened to shoot her rather than let her win sole custody allegedly also.
So that's not great.
Cops are definitely asking him if he's seen Ann at all.
And he says, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
All right.
This is Andy Betrosian.
And he said, I don't know.
I don't know.
shit. Nothing. So they keep searching for Anne and Jamie joins the family in this search and she's like,
oh my God, it's my maid of honor. I love Anne. She's great. Plus, I really want to go out tonight and
there's nobody to watch the kids. So she comes to Kathleen's front door with a single black rose
and cries on her shoulder and they cry on each other's shoulder. Black Rose morbid. She gives,
which is a real weird thing to give the mother of somebody who is missing.
Yeah, I've, being honest, I've never seen one to get one, to find one, and then give it to somebody that's...
Especially in Western Minnesota.
Yeah, right.
She's not like you're, yeah.
And she's just missing.
She's missing.
Isn't it like yellow shit for missing people?
That's friendship, right?
Or peach?
Red, motherfucker.
Just run with red.
But like, when there's fucking, don't you tie a yellow rope or yellow?
or yellow thing around.
River around the old oak tree.
Yeah, I think yellow is whenever there's like,
you know, missing soldiers or whatever it's yellow.
Yeah, missing is yellow, I thought.
So, I don't know, black rose, morbid.
That's crazy.
She says she's so sorry to Kathleen.
And Kathleen's like, it's been two days.
We're hoping she just took off with somebody.
Yeah, she's just missing.
We don't think she's dead here.
Then May 7, 1997 comes around.
There's a farmer named Don Anderson.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, Don Anderson's driving his four-wheel tractor, tractor-field cultivator onto his property in Holy Cross Township to work up some ground for his son.
He's going to till it up for the boy there.
Turn the hole over.
It's May, so the ground's almost defrosted, I'm sure.
It's still frozen partially, probably, but almost there.
I'm going to rip up the slush in the earth.
Yeah, almost there.
He sees something on the north side of the.
of the house and he stops.
And here's his quote.
My first thought was it was a joke
and it was a mannequin or something thrown out.
When is it ever a mannequin?
How often?
Never a mannequin.
Never.
Except for that one time with the hillside stranglers
where they thought they had a body
and it was actually a mannequin.
It's never a mannequin unless it's Dahmer's grandma's house.
Yeah.
And don't touch that either.
Oh, God, no.
You pick that up.
It's going to drip all over the place.
That will drain.
Oh, man.
So he said, we thought it was a mannequin or something thrown out because there have been a lot of things dumped and stolen.
I almost got in the pickup and went, but I thought, no, I better take a look.
Okay.
Which is, again, do, no, and no.
And I walked over within six or eight feet and I said, this is a body.
Yeah.
No shit.
Didn't even have to see it.
Is it and?
Let's find out.
Now, Anderson, the way he put it, he said the head of this body was, quote, pretty well destroyed.
Oh, boy.
It's the way he put it.
So he called Clay County Sheriff's Office.
They sent out a lieutenant.
They brought the FBI in.
This isn't normal.
So Fargo police detective Tammy Link, who had met Ann before, traveled to the scene to see if it was her because they knew that she was missing.
Yeah.
She visited her apartment at first, too, and learned what Anne-Marie's coat looked like and what her brand of cigarettes were as well.
So she could see if the coat and the cigarettes matched because that would all mean it was probably her.
She went out there and she said it all matched and she said it was my opinion that it was Ms. Camp.
That was this detective.
So it is Anne-Marie out there.
And it's so bad, man.
This is like this poor woman.
She was shot twice in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun.
Dang.
You don't need that.
One will do it.
One will do you.
A little dab will do you.
And her throat had been cut.
Really?
Anything else?
I mean, give her an overdose of pills, too?
What else can you give her here?
You know, fucking give her whatever.
She had been lying in the elements, rain-soaked, and flood-saturated for nearly a week.
Ooh.
This is horrible.
So according to the medical examiner,
Anne had a huge dose of doxylamine in her system.
Oh, maybe a third overkill.
This is the highest amount he said he'd ever seen in someone's system.
Highest amount ever.
Ever.
And he said that Anne may well have been dead from poisoning before she was even shot.
And which was first the shot of the slash?
That's what they're, well, that's, we're going to talk.
about here. He said her arms were stretched
above her head and there were abrasions
on her face and chest.
He said that she
most likely had been shot
after she was placed
where she was found.
And he said he could find no evidence that
she had been shot twice though. That was
just something that will come up later on in
anecdotal testimony.
He said her throat was probably cut before
the shooting and if the poison
hadn't killed her, the knife wound did.
So the shotgun, the shotgun
wound was completely superfluous.
Did not matter. She was dead twice, literally twice over before that.
Perhaps the shotgun is to destroy dental records?
We'll find out what's what happened here.
So May 9th, Michael pleads guilty to the motel robbery.
This is two days after Anne is found.
So it's been a busy week.
He is sentenced to, you sir, may fuck off 60 days in jail.
Really?
That's nothing.
And it's his first offense, luckily, for him.
And a thousand dollar fine.
Yeah.
And a restitution of $1,11, which is what they stole.
Robbed himself, so it's not like kind of a victim.
Didn't hurt anybody.
Yeah, I didn't like go in to rough a person up.
It's like, I'm the only person I traumatized by being a dummy.
I stole from Super 8.
Yeah, I mean, come on.
Jamie continues to plead not guilty on the robbery charge.
She's, again, saying, I didn't do it.
I wasn't involved in it.
So the investigation into Anne's murder focuses 100% on Andy Betrosian, obviously.
There's one person who's threatened to kill her that anyone, allegedly that anyone has heard.
And that's the person.
So that's what the cops have heard.
The investigators suspected, you know, possibly there because they heard he had threatened.
And for a while, people said an arrest seemed like it was imminent.
Like Andy was looking over his shoulder thinking they were going to arrest him because they were up his ass.
And they never did.
No, they just,
he was just waiting for it.
And other people were saying,
when are you going to arrest him?
And he was,
it never happened.
So,
Jamie was questioned twice,
but only about the men
that Anne was involved in.
Who was she seeing and all that?
Because Jamie's our only friend,
really.
So, you know, by 1998,
by the time that comes around,
the whole thing,
the investigation's kind of bogged down by now.
It's been months.
And they've really have nothing.
Andy's alibi is holding.
And they don't really think
He's the one who did it, so they don't know what to do here.
January 1998, Jamie is going to stand trial on the robbery charges.
Hell yeah.
She's trying to go down with the ship.
Michael testifies and perjures himself on her behalf right away.
She's still convicted anyway.
Really?
She's convicted on the notes of Ann's statement.
Because Anne is now dead, they can bring her statement in.
Just her statement based on what she's.
said before. Yeah. So
she is sentenced
to nine months in jail.
You man. She got worse.
She got worse than him because she went through trial.
He played. And said she didn't do it.
Yeah, she wasted everybody's time and money
here for no reason. She appealed
and remains free on bond during
appeal. Now
September 1998
comes around. So it's been
a minute. It's been a year and a half almost.
Michael's now
free. While Jamie ends
up serving her time at Shacopi for the robbery conviction.
He goes through her personal belongings while she's in jail, suspecting infidelity.
Yeah.
And he finds a diary entry that he says that he found that he finds disturbing.
Oh, no.
And he called his parents.
Mom, she writes so much.
She writes so much.
Well, he told his mother, he called his mother up and said, Mom, I think I'm
living with a killer.
And his mom said, what are you talking about?
And then he described to his mother a story he claimed to have read in one of Jamie's
notebooks.
He said the story told about Anne's murder and the first person voice of a wife who had
committed the crime with the intention of framing her husband.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
According to Michael, the writer said that she had worn latex gloves so she'd leave no prints.
By the way, there's a latex glove found at the scene of the, of the crime.
where Anne was.
She had used sleeping pills in a wine cooler to drug Anne,
to drug, you know, in the story,
to drug Anne hoping this would kill her,
but she had come prepared to shoot her if necessary.
He said, quote, there was a lot of gory detail.
The victim was drugged.
The wife blew her head off and then used a knife to slit her throat.
It was a kitchen knife, the wife selected,
because it had the husband's prints on it,
and then it was buried nearby so he could be implicated if he ever rated on it.
her. It seemed too real.
It scared me. So I called my parents
and I asked them what I should do.
Oh, boy. You need your parents to fucking
you don't need your parents.
You're a grown man. You need to figure
out what to do. This guy is way too
mushy. Grow some calls.
And do something. Tell her to
shut the fuck up when she's doing shit. Tell her to stop
going out when the goddamn spending
the money when the kids need you and all this type of shit.
Stop trying to fuck Craig.
Stop trying to fuck Craig.
Stop killing people and writing about it.
just writing about it.
Most of all,
stop trying to fuck Craig.
And also stop trying
to frame me.
Well, that's what he's saying.
Anyway, so he said,
I came across the story
of a crime that was heinous and gruesome
and it gave gory detail in there.
When I finished reading it,
a lot of things just clicked.
And I thought, well,
I'm living with a murder.
So his parents told him,
call the police, you fucking idiot.
Did he?
No.
No.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Instead, he went to Jamie
me and asked her about the story.
What? He wants to be told it's fine.
He wants it to be fine.
So he said she simply replied, quote, have you been snooping in my notebooks, Michael?
Yes, I have.
Yeah, I knew the whole goddamn story.
And I found this.
Explain it.
So his father, though, does go to the police.
He's not as mushy as his son here.
He goes to a detective and meets him at the Hampton Inn.
and George, who's Michael's father, said his son read this diary entry describing Anne's murder.
And Michael, allegedly, Michael's alleged quote to his father was, I think she's trying to blame me for this murder.
Right.
So from that day forward, Andy's finally off the hook.
It's literally been a year and a half that he's been the number one suspect here.
And finally, they're like, okay, let's leave Andy alone for this poor bastard.
So poor Andy, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
So they, I mean, poor Ann the most, but it's also horrible.
If someone is falsely accused of a murder, it's, it's not as bad as being murdered, but fuck is it up there.
It's not good.
It's pretty close by, yeah.
Yeah.
So Michael's parents and sister told investigators about the story, and on September 10th, Michael and Jamie's apartment was searched.
Okay.
The account of Anne's murder was nowhere to be found, but from then on, they're the main suspects here.
Now, Jamie claims she never wrote that thing at all.
Oh?
And when searched, when questioned by the police, when they were searching,
Michael denied ever seeing it, even though he told his whole family about it.
Why?
He said, my lawyer told me to.
He said to deny everything unless I was guaranteed immunity from all charges.
That's why he said he was saying, I never saw it before.
So don't put yourself in anything unless they give you immunity.
Okay, yeah.
Which makes him look bad at this point.
So March 1999 with Jamie out of jail and everything, she's arrested for shoplifting at a bookstore.
What?
Perfect.
This violates her probation from the earlier theft that she had.
So the violation report noted the subject has developed a reputation for being dishonest, manipulative, and untrustworthy.
She's been increasing her sophistication for criminal activity rather than leaving it behind.
In June 99, her probation is revoked.
She is committed to the Shacopi prison for up to one year.
Yeah.
That's much worse.
So now they said that they, the investigators looked at this as a big advantage now that she's put away.
It's easier to put pressure on people now.
They pressure Jamie to blame Michael and used Michael's family to pressure him to blame his wife.
Yeah.
So you two blame each other.
Great.
they told Michael that Jamie was about to break
and they told Jamie that Michael's about to crack
so you better come clean.
They're trying everything.
Play them off each other.
Fuck it.
That's it.
That's what they're trying to do,
just like they would if they had them
in two separate interrogation rooms
and they had one guy walk by with McDonald's, you know,
like in the wire.
So the investigation continues.
The investigators told Michael's sister
to call Michael and try to convince him
to tell them everything he knew.
It never occurred to her
that all her conversations with her brother would be recorded by the jail,
and later on obviously used to get him.
She had no idea.
One of his statements was bad.
Shrey, this is the sister, she said, he kind of lost his temper with me.
He said he was tired of being harassed by everybody, the police, his own family.
I was trying to reason with him.
I said, Michael, that poor girl is dead, and the truth has to come out.
He replied, that sort of thing happens all the time.
Wow.
What sort of thing?
People get murdered all the time.
People are dying everywhere, Kim.
Not my problem.
Yeah.
Meaning the murder.
I didn't do it, he added, but he sounded very callous about Anne's death, and that didn't go over so well.
So, yeah, this denial.
He kept, had this tone of denial.
Well, I don't care.
It's not my fault, so what do I care?
Jamie's phone calls in and out were also recorded.
Yeah, they were also recorded.
They have that.
September 15th, 1999, the police put a wiretap on Michael's phone.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, he gets a call.
Over the next 60 days, they record 1328 calls.
Okay.
Okay.
Which is wild.
In a month?
In a month.
Yeah, or 60 days, I guess.
Yeah, 60 days.
So, among the wiretap recordings are a call from Mike's.
to his cousin Larry in which Michael discusses the murder.
It says, this is Michael, quote,
I mean, sure I feel bad that it happened, you know,
that somebody did it to her.
I feel bad about it,
but I'm not going to let it ruin my life.
You know what I mean?
I didn't know her that well.
I hate to be so cold and heartless,
but who gives a shit?
It happens every day.
I'll lay that for a jury later.
Right.
Not good.
So October 21st,
1999, an inmate named Linda Bay at the Shacapapie State Prison, calls the Clay County Sheriff's Office and says that Jamie told her everything about the murder of Ann.
That's that.
This lady said Jamie described the entire operation, wine coolers with sleeping pills, pawn shop shotgun, farmstead, said Michael shot Anne in the back of the head.
Both of them dragged the body away, and then Michael shot her in the face and cut her throat.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, Jamie.
She said that Jamie said, quote, I couldn't keep it in any longer.
I couldn't deal with it all by myself any longer.
Which doesn't sound like Jamie, by the way, at all.
It sounds like this lady, she was bragging, and then she tried to make it sound better than it was.
October 27, 1999, Clay County grand jury indicts Michael and Jamie on counts of first-degree murder,
conspiracy to commit first-degree murder and aiding first-degree murder.
So now Michael's in jail.
That's not good.
So are they going to give Jamie a deal here?
That's the thing.
Either of them.
They're talking, yeah, for some reason, they think it's Michael Moore.
So they're more apt to give Jamie a deal here.
Okay.
For some reason.
So she says, well, let me tell you what, I'll tell you what happened here.
And then they say, well, if you do, we'll give you a second degree murder.
Oh.
And she says, all right, let me tell you the story.
Here we go.
She said, here we were.
That night, May 1st, she said that it was a surprise, basically.
The whole thing is a surprise.
And she doesn't get it.
She said that this plan that we had was only to scare Anne, to take her out there and tell her not to talk.
So she says, May 1st, 1997, Michael takes back roads to the abandoned farmhouse, off county road 60 and Highway 75 and Holy Cross Township.
in Clay County, 11 miles south of Moorhead.
He's deliberately driving slow and taking the long way,
giving the sleeping pills time to work that they were crushed up and put in her wine cooler.
A sign near the turnoff reads, this couldn't be any better, haunted farm.
And that's where we were going?
That's where we're going.
We're going to turn in there after dark.
They arrive as the sun is setting.
They got out of the car.
they used, she said they use lighters to see inside the darkening farmhouse.
That doesn't cast.
Lighters don't give a lot of light if you're doing that at all.
Unless if it's really dark, it might give you some.
Some, but not enough to get around.
Just enough to see your friend, you know.
They said Jamie and Anne, who is now noticeably sluggish from the drugs and the children
walk inside to look around.
She said, Anne stops moving at the doorway.
The drugs are kicking in.
Uh-huh.
Jamie says, this is what she says,
I looked up and Michael had come from the back area of the house with a gun and shot Anne.
That's her claim.
Okay.
One shot with a 12 gauge in the back of the head.
This is while the kids are present, by the way.
Right.
She said that Anne dropped in the doorway of the farmhouse,
and both of Jamie's daughters are there running around.
She said they attempted to.
move the body toward a wooded area, but couldn't manage it because she weighed about 2.25,
so she was hard to move. So they dragged her. They tried to carry her, but they couldn't.
So they dragged her face down to the north side of the farmhouse. Brutal.
Brutal. Michael, according to Jamie, then asked her to retrieve the knife from the car.
He said, I want to cut her throat.
All right. Got to cut her throat. Jamie said she refused. Then that's when Michael shot
and in the face a second time
to ensure she couldn't be identified.
Okay. And then
he went and got the knife himself and cut her throat
after that, even though she was barely at a head
left. Yeah.
That's her story.
That's her story. When Michael returned to the
car, Jamie noticed blood all
over his clothes. Later that evening
when she reached down, she said
she found a fragment of Anne Marie's
tooth lodged inside Michael's shoe.
Oh, my God.
This is horrifying. This
all this fucking woman did was babysit your goddamn kids and then answer a question.
No one told her not to answer.
That's crazy.
That's just fucking crazy.
Later that night, Jamie claims that Michael returned to his parents' house.
Later, he calls Jamie from there and tells her he went back to the farm stead and retrieved anything that could be traced to them, including the shell casings.
But later on, we find out he missed a latex glove, obviously.
So Jamie said she took Anne-Marie's house keys and car keys from her pocket because Michael told her to, of course.
She wouldn't have done that on her own and entered Anne's apartment to take her purse to make it appear like she left voluntarily.
Go get the purse.
She said, well, I mean, I helped cover it up, but Michael did all of that.
Then at some point after the murder, Jamie drove back to the farmstead alone, she said, the next day, basically.
She said she was terrified, but she pulled up, she pulls up in headlights and finds the body on the north side of the farmhouse with blood spatter on the wall and much of Anne's head destroyed.
Because she said the second shotgun blast and the throat cutting, she was already back in the car with the kids.
Wow.
So she hadn't seen the destruction that was wrought on Anne here.
And the kids didn't see it either.
According to her, they saw the first shotgun blast because they were all standing.
They probably had brain on them a little bit.
So she said that Anne's jaw was laying at a weird angle, quote unquote.
And she said that's when she returned to the car.
This is the next day when she went to look.
Return to the car, clasped her hands together and prayed.
And then she drove back to Moorhead.
She said, I guess part of me wanted to reassure myself that she was dead.
and the other part wanted me to
want it to make sure that she wasn't out there
suffering. Just out there
just still alive.
Tied to a tree with honey all over and
army after you're nuts.
Yeah. Now, she took a lie detector test.
Now, we don't know if this lie detector test was taken
via her attorney or via the police.
I'm not sure.
I would assume the police would want a polygrapher
if they're giving her a deal. You know what I mean?
Generally, yeah.
But her defense attorney claims
that her polygraph
administered before the plea agreement
supported her versions of events,
her version of events.
We don't know.
So Michael's attorney, on the other hand,
they have a much different story,
Michael and his attorney.
Michael's attorney,
whose name, by the way,
is Richard Henderson.
Ricky Henderson is his name.
His name is Ricky Henderson.
Amazing.
For the rest of the time,
anytime he talks,
I'm going to say,
Ricky say,
just like Ricky.
Henderson would. That's how he would say.
So, Ricky say, we were able to punch holes in her story. We got some funding to do forensics,
and that helped. For example, Jamie stuck with her story that Anne had been shot twice,
the first time when Michael snuck up behind her and shot her in the back of the head.
We hired a lab to test Anne's clothes, and there was no gunshot residue on the back of her clothing,
which, so she said that pretty well discredited.
her account of the murder.
Because they're supposed to be right up up, up,
next to her head.
So, Michael's story.
He's got a totally different story.
We'll find out.
Michael said that he,
and this is his story from the second he started telling a story until today.
Today.
He's got the same story.
He says,
Jamie left home early in the evening with the shotgun and the two children.
Which is,
I'm taking the kids in the kids in the,
gun. Why? Okay.
Brand new one. Brand new shoddy.
She told me she was going to her mother's place in Callaway to learn how to shoot it because
I'd be going to jail for the motel theft. So that's her story. So she went to learn to shoot.
He swears he spent most of the evening at his parents' house and they said that's where he
was. They back up his alibi. They say when he returned home after midnight, Jamie and the girls were
still gone. He came back from his parents' house. They soon returned but without the gun.
Oh. I asked her where it was and she told me she left it at Reds. Who's her stepfather?
Right. That's why we said that. The gun, by the way, has never been found, nor was the knife
used to cut her throat. Even today? Today we have no idea where that shit is. None. Now, he says
that he saw those writings and the description of the writings he gave to his parents the night was
accurate. They say, why'd you change your story so often from the, you know, beginning when he said
he didn't know anything to now. And he said that he lived in fear of her constant threats to leave him
or harm him or harm the children. He said, when he summoned the courage to stand up for himself,
she would intimidate him with her rage until he backed down. And he said, quote, that was the story
of our life. And that's kind of what everybody who was around them said too. Michael denies he was there
at all. He said,
Jamie gathered up the kids at 530, knocked on Anne's door, asked Anne if she wanted to take a ride for the country.
Jamie says Michael was driving the car. He says, I wasn't even fucking there.
Right.
I didn't drive anything. I wasn't there. He says, I took advantage of the fact that Jamie had taken the kids for a change.
So I went and spent the evening at my parents' house to relax.
I didn't have the kids for once. He says he had no idea what Jamie was doing.
And he said, not sure. He said the moment that that Anne,
got in the car, Jamie admits to handing the bottle with the wine cooler laced with 20 or more crushed
nital pills. By the time Anne had consumed half of it, she was on the woozy side, Jamie had told
the investigators, and all that kind of shit. So obviously they had went, oh, by the way, we'll talk
about that drug because it's a different type of thing. Yeah, what's in it, the dioxia, or doxy,
Daxilamine or whatever it is.
So they don't know like,
they don't know like they're trying to figure out whether
when she got out of the car, was she killed then?
Was she, did she stagger over the house
and stumble over some shit?
You know, was she, we don't know.
The shotgun fired at point blank range tore off
most of the face, most of her face
in the top of her skull.
Her throat was cut, but it was never ascertained
when it happened, whether she was dead or alive.
Makes a difference, obviously.
But they said that, you know, the basic stories are Jamie said they went.
Michael did all the dirty work.
She helped, you know, give her the wine cooler.
Michael's thing is, I wasn't even fucking there.
Wow.
Not only do I not know what happened, I wasn't even there.
Much different stories.
So second degree murder for Jamie, by the way.
She is going to be sentenced to you, ma'am may fuck off.
25 years in Minnesota state prison in exchange for testimony.
The prosecutor said that, told the court that during the robbery trial, that Jamie had an increasing propensity to resort to criminal behavior to get what she wants.
And that's if it's at the expense of somebody else.
And that's what she's going to do if she thinks she can get away with it.
That's the prosecutor who prosecuted her on the robbery charge who's now going to put her on the stand and say,
listen to this nice, honest woman who would never say anything to get herself out of trouble.
It's got to be one of the best attorneys in the area then, huh?
That's, well, he's the prosecutor.
That's not her attorney.
Oh, gosh, you've got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's going to put her on the stand against Michael.
Yeah, yeah.
So now, will Michael get bail?
The U.S. attorney here, or the assistant U.S. attorney said that this is a premeditated murder.
They drugged her, they cut her throat, and they shot her with a shotgun, and they did so because she's,
a witness. It's way worse. Way worse. Yeah. They denied the pretrial release, and they said I'm
primarily concerned about the danger to the community issue. The whole nature of the charge against
him involves an alleged attempt to obstruct justice. Even in the light of a presumption of
evidence, the court must consider the weight of the evidence against him. So, yeah,
it's not really about evidence. It's just a huge accusation that we have to settle here.
Michael's investigator is Dick Schmidt.
Yeah.
Old Dickie Schmidt.
And he conducted hundreds of interviews for Michael's defense.
He concluded the motive of the motel robbery alone was insufficient to drive Michael to murder.
And he believed Jamie acted independently or framed Michael.
This is the thing.
Michael had already gone.
You know what I mean for the robbery?
He pled.
Right.
The Ann thing was to keep her from testifying against Jamie.
That's what this was about.
Meanwhile, I had her statement anyway, so it wouldn't matter.
So why would he participate in murdering her if she can't hurt him at all?
Unless, and that's basically what the defense is, is either he didn't or he only was there because Jamie was fucking forcing him to be there, one of the two.
That's his defense anyway.
So May of 2000 is Michael's trial.
Okay.
The main thing is marital privilege.
Remember that?
That's the whole reason they got married.
Well, Michael's attorney fought the prosecutor's plan to use her as a witness, citing case law that prevents spouses from testifying against each other.
The judge, however, rules that her testimony will be admissible.
They said the trial took place in state court, but the defense cited federal law that grants an exemption to marital privilege.
when the marriage is not entered into in good faith.
And they said the state law in Minnesota,
they said has exemptions when the couple is engaged in crimes together.
So does the federal law.
That's the difference is if you're in a crime together,
then they can force you to do it.
So the prosecutor here, the trial is going to last eight days.
The prosecutor described Michael as a full partner
in a husband and wife murder team.
Wow. That's a lot.
Now, there is some controversy here about, they never find Jamie's diary.
The one that he said he saw?
Yes. We don't know if he then threw it out because he was afraid or we don't know what happened here.
Or if he made the whole thing up, we're not sure.
But basically, this is what he told his parents here.
He told his parents that this is the general gist of he was reading it to them and they were remembering it and all that.
This is July 27, 1997, saying this is her diary entry, which he also saw.
I've been thinking a lot about Anne lately.
She never really leaves my mind.
I feel so bad, so horrible, so shocked.
I wanted to write down what it is that I've been thinking and feeling, but I'm afraid to do so.
I sometimes feel like Anne is haunting me.
It frightens me, makes me think I'm going crazy.
And then said, in the book I'm reading, it tells of a woman's head being blackened by the sun.
I wonder if Anne's was.
or did no son reach the spot where she was found.
I almost wish I could see a picture of her
the way she looked when they found her.
Almost, but I am not positive.
I don't know if I could handle it,
but would seeing it erase the images,
her other images from my mind.
So that's what they say was in the diary,
and then they say that she had,
and we don't know if that's true.
And then he said that she wrote this story
about a woman killing her friend
in this exact way and framing her husband for murder.
So Jamie,
gets up and she's a witness.
She broke down and cried several times.
She's a good witness, they said.
She provided some details.
She told the jury that Michael drove the car aimlessly
before they reached the abandoned farm
because he didn't want to arrive before dark.
She said she and Anne went into the farmhouse for a few minutes
and then both of them used lighters to see their way around.
Michael then, after a few minutes, called them to come out.
She said, I saw Michael come up from behind the house with a gun.
I saw Michael walk up behind, Anne.
I heard the gun go off and Anne fell.
I was just stunned.
I didn't do anything.
The gun fired, she fell.
She said she was so badly shaken she could hardly function.
Nevertheless, she followed Michael's orders to put on a pair of gloves and help move the body.
So they started to drag Anne's body toward the woods, but her legs got caught on a pipe that was protruding from the ground.
Jamie said, I freaked out.
I thought she was alive.
I thought she was fighting us.
Michael said there's no way she could be alive because he had blown the back of her head off and a person couldn't live without the back of their head.
Generally.
So according to Jamie, they soon realized that Anne was too heavy to move.
So they rolled her closer to the house where she wouldn't be readily seen.
She said Michael said he had a knife in the car and he wanted me to cut her throat with it.
But I said no, I couldn't do that.
He never said why he wanted me to.
She claimed she watched while Michael stood over Anne's body and shot her a.
second time. According to Jamie, the children witnessed everything and were crying and screaming as
they left. She testifies also that when they got home, she saw Michael's clothes were bloody and a piece
of Anne's tooth was lodged in his shoe. She said they burned the incriminating clothing.
All right. That's what she says. According to Jamie, then Michael returned to the scene alone
later that night dragged Anne's body to where it was discovered. After he returned home again at 2 a.m.,
Jamie tells the jurors that she took the car and went back to the scene for another look at Anne.
I'm going to go take a peek myself.
I'm going to go copagander here.
You wait a minute.
She said, I walked toward her and I could see her mouth hanging open and I started to get sick to my stomach.
I went back to the car and prayed.
I don't know why.
I just felt I had to.
Yeah.
That's Jamie's story.
All right.
Problem is the medical examiner doesn't back that up.
No?
That's the issue.
The medical examiner,
said it's not at all what I see.
According to him, Ann had the huge dose
of the doxilamine in her system,
the highest he'd ever seen, like we said.
Her arm stretched over,
had abrasions on her face and chest
that could be from dragging.
He indicated that she'd been dragged face down
where she was found.
He said that most likely had been shot
after she was placed there.
Not only not shot in the doorway of the house,
shot after she was dragged off.
He said that also
that he could fight.
no evidence that she was shot twice, like Jamie describes.
And her throat was cut before the shooting,
not way after she was shot twice.
And he said that if the poison didn't kill her, the knife would, like we said,
his testimony raised questions that were way more than just cause a death shit.
How could Anne have left the car under her own power, as Jamie described,
lit a cigarette lighter and maneuvered around a cluttered abandoned house with more of this drug in her system
than anybody's ever seen before.
That's a good point too.
Yeah, she's navigating in there with a bick.
She has enough dexterity to light a lighter and walk around and not trip over shit and fall.
Come on.
In her statements to the police and again at the trial, Jamie was adamant that she had seen Michael crush up a bottle of nital pills to drug Ann.
Problem is, unbeknownst to Jamie, remember when she tried to commit suicide by taking a bunch of nights,
The manufacture of nital had changed the formula since the suicide attempts and was using a different active ingredient.
So that drug doesn't even have that ingredient anymore.
What does it happen?
Okay.
It's different.
Something different.
So they positively identified doxilamine in the system.
So the pills that were crushed had to be another name brand or generic.
Yeah.
So that's automatic.
It's not the brand she said.
it was. And that's funny because that's the one she took. And since then, they had changed the
formula. Yeah. Michael has to testify. He has to. He has to make it my word against yours.
Here we go. So Michael denies any involvement with the killing, tells the jury he was at his parents'
house all night. They testify, say that he was there all night. Solid alibi. His father recited
from memory, the story of the murder that Jamie had written and that Michael had read to him
over the phone. Yeah. Quote, the pills didn't kill her. I can't shoot.
her. She's too woozy. This bitch won't stand still. I've got the butcher knife and I put it in a plastic bag with Michael's prints on it. That was one of the things she remembered. Yeah. Now, the jury, though, we don't know how they're going to take Michael. Who knows? You know what I mean? It's just whether they believe her or whether they believe that him and his whole family are telling the truth or lying or whatever. So we don't know. And also Michael claimed that he had read those details in his wife's journal. The prosecution countered, saying,
that he was a liar. So, and you lied to us the first time about the robbery because they kept
bringing up that robbery that you lied about. That means you're a liar and you're not telling the
truth here either. Meanwhile, that was lying to cover her up, not to put her in. Yeah. So the defense
in their closing argument here, Michael's attorney points out that Jamie accused Michael of planning
the murder carefully, yet he had purchased the murder weapon on the day of the crime from a pawn
shop where the owner knew him very well. That looks so bad. Yeah. They said, why would
he do so if he planned to use it as a murder weapon that night? That doesn't make sense. You'd go
buy it from some guy who doesn't know him probably. Yeah, but it's because I don't have one.
That may be, but he had money to buy one. So that's what they're saying. And they also said that
Michael's only knowledge of the murder came from reading Jamie's account of it, and Jamie denied
of her writing that. Ricky Henderson says, I know it sounds odd that she'd write about a crime
she committed, but she was a compulsive writer. She wrote about everything. Her own mother told
investigators, the story sounded like Jamie's narrative style as well.
Verdict comes in here for Michael.
What do you think here?
What's going to happen?
Oh, boy, they got to get him to second.
Not guilty.
He has found guilty of first degree murder.
Holy shit.
Hookline and sinker bought all a Jamie story.
Really?
Despite the fact that the medical examiner said that story is physically impossible.
Impossible, yeah.
They went, she cried, though.
That looks pretty good.
But there were tears.
But I saw tears.
That's powerful.
Whoever does believe, more believable, that's who they believe.
Fucking guy didn't cry a single tear.
I didn't see him shed shit.
He said, not my, shit happens all the time.
They played those.
I don't give a shit, he said.
Happens all the time.
I don't give a shit.
That's how they see Michael.
They see Jamie.
Oh my God, it was my friend.
Yeah.
So they go, it's got to be him.
Even though she's in for second degree.
Sentencing comes around.
You, sir.
may fuck off
life with
with the possibility of parole
after 30 years.
Oh shit.
So in your 50s, homie.
Yeah.
Freeze the death up here.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
A cold...
They got to have good heat up there
also everybody would be dead
in those prisons.
So Michael's family
believes that he's been fucked over good.
Really?
Yeah.
They point to the discrepancies
in Jamie's story
and his sister
points out the contrast
in the two people, Jamie and Michael.
She says, Jamie's a sociopath.
Everybody who's come in contact with her says so.
She's a stalker, a thief, and a bright, devious person with a long criminal record.
Michael was never in trouble until he met Jamie, yet the state claims he planned a cold-blooded
murder, then duped her into going along with it.
Common sense tells you that isn't so.
She's the one without the conscience.
It's a fascinating story.
See, to me, it's either she, yeah, either they did it to,
together or and if they did she probably drove the drove the whole thing yeah or she did it herself
I don't see Michael being like grab Ann we're gonna kill this bitch get her in the car I'll buy a
shotgun yeah Michael's got no interest in her dying I'll do that that's the thing it's neither
does it's such a small charge she's yeah she's the only one that doesn't want to go to jail
and she's getting nine months where he's getting 60 days
And he already got it past him.
It's already done.
So Michael appeals this, obviously.
The main thing is that he says Jamie shouldn't have been able to testify.
Statute 595.02.
Subdivision 1A prohibits a spouse from testifying against another in a criminal proceeding.
The marriage was valid under Minnesota law.
The statute included no exception for sham marriages or joint criminal conduct like the federal statute has.
The court held that Minnesota had not adopted a joint criminal enterprise exemption to the, or exception to the marital privilege.
Michael, they then say they reversed the conviction based on this.
Jamie should not have been allowed to testify.
Michael has returned to Clay County Jail and his bond is set at $1 million.
They said that Minnesota chose not to adopt an exception to the marital, Minnesota privilege for either sham marriages or marriages,
where the spouses are joint participants.
Another judge says,
it's simply too great a departure from over 100 years
of this court's jurisprudence
to adopt an exception to the marital privilege of this nature.
The lawyer for Michael says the law seemed clear to me.
The Supreme Court just observed the law
and applied it correctly when the trial court did not.
Easy.
So it's overturned.
Wow.
Anne's sister said that this doesn't
change are resolved to continue to seek justice for Ann.
Well, they shouldn't, obviously.
Yeah, good, good call.
One of the justices dissented and said the preservation of marital harmony is not an
absolute goal to be pursued blindly.
Yeah.
Overturned.
At this point, Clay County then hands it over to the feds.
Because the federal law has an exemption for couples that did the crime together.
they are allowed to testify against each other.
So they don't like the Minnesota law, so they just give it to the feds who have a different law for that, which is kind of shady.
I mean, whatever, but I'm just saying, legally, that's a little bit of a move.
So Clay County prosecutors handed over.
Now, they're going to end up dropping lesser charges also.
His attorney, Ricky Henderson, said, he said that his client shouldn't face the two lesser felonies, a conspiracy charge in a
weapons charge because of their five-year statute of limitations has expired now.
Oh.
So the federal charges were filed without those.
And they said, we still have two more serious charges pending, and the presentation of the
case is not affected.
Anyway, 2002 federal indictment against him, conspiracy to commit kidnapping with
death resulting, kidnapping resulting in death, using or carrying a firearm during a crime of
violence and carrying or causing death by use of a firearm.
Counts one and three were dismissed for a superseding indictment, leaving kidnapping,
resulting in death and causing death by use of a firearm there.
Now, how does they put it in federal court?
You can't just put it there because you like their laws better, right?
The thing is, where was Ann picked up?
Where?
At her apartment, which is where?
Fargo, which is where, not Minnesota.
That's another state.
Oh, that's Dakota.
Yeah.
Making it a federal crime.
Oh, shit.
So that's why they were able to do that.
Even though it's 10 minutes away.
Yeah.
You cross the state line.
That's in her travel with the corpse or with.
That's it.
To murder.
Yeah.
To murder.
Yeah.
So they went, yep, across the Red River.
That's that.
Wow.
Doesn't apply under federal rules.
The prosecutor that had prosecuted him also had taken a job with the U.S.
attorney's office in Fargo, so it's the same guy. Oh, no. So he's already got it in for Michael,
obviously. He already knows. He said, I assume Myers was the one who pushed Michael to have Michael
tried in federal court. This is the defense layer saying that. I assume it's the prosecutor who
prosecuted us doing it. He says, Anne had crossed the state line from Fargo over to Minnesota
before she was murdered, so they were able to bring charges in Jamie's testimony would be admissible.
So what does this mean for Jamie?
What?
Well, she already lived up to her end of the plea bargain, which was testify in state court against him.
Yeah.
So she doesn't have to testify in federal court unless they want to give her something.
Oh.
She's in a real good position now.
She can just go, no, I don't feel like it.
It's a manipulative.
It's her dream.
Yeah.
This is all she's ever wanted.
This is her favorite.
Her testimony would be required, but now she's going to.
going to make a new deal where her sentences reduced to 16 years before she agrees to take the
stand 16 years until she's eligible for parole. So the trials moved to Bismarck because of
pretrial publicity in this forehead, Fargo Moorhead is forehead now in that one. April 2003 is the
federal goddamn trial. Here we go. The prosecution evidence included wiretap recordings.
testimony about Jamie's jailhouse confession, Jamie's testimony, the fact that Michael had been
to the farmstead before the murder before, he knew where it was, the purchase of the shotgun
the day of the murder, his presence when Jamie purchased wine coolers and shotgun shells,
multiple inconsistencies in his alibi statements. That's what the prosecutor says.
Otherwise, it's pretty much the same trial. Now, during this, the Clay County Sheriff's Office
detective Brian Lynn Green.
Wasn't he on 90210?10?
Yes.
Yes, I believe so.
There was definitely a Brian and a green in that somewhere.
Brian Green Dawson?
I don't know.
Brian Austin Green.
Brian Austin.
There it is.
We are really showing off our knowledge of early 90s, late 80s heartthrobs here on this show.
I've been waiting so long to tell you, I think Jordan and Jonathan are brothers.
I think they are.
I think they are.
I think they are. That sounds right. That sounds right to me.
Yeah.
So anyway, they do all of that.
They're calling out all that.
Now, Brian Lynn Green, he's the guy who ran the wiretap operation in 1999.
He testifies in the 2003 federal trial.
While he's in court, he sees jurors do something.
I'll give this guy credit.
Clay County Sheriff's Office Detective Brian Lynn Green is an honest man.
While on the stand, testifying obviously for the prosecution or while he's in the court, whatever would happen, he saw a juror look at another juror and mouth the words he's guilty on the fourth day of the trial.
Oh, fuck.
He reported it to the court.
Really?
Now, that's, if he wants him convicted, that's like awesome.
We're winning.
He said, no, no, no, no, no, that's not allowed.
He's an actual honest man and went to the judge and said, I don't like it, but this is what I saw.
Hats off to you, sir.
That's incredible.
Well done.
If all cops did that, people wouldn't have a problem.
You know, we'd all be able to just go, oh, well, I mean, they're honest.
That's fine.
But unfortunately, this is a rarity here.
So not that all cops are dishonest, but there's dishonest as the general population.
There's a shitload of them.
There's a dishonest as a general population.
That's all I would say.
And my point is there's a shitload of cops.
Oh, yeah.
And a shitload of liars too.
So everybody's in every profession.
It's about half shitty people and half decent people probably.
So the good people can't cover for the shitty people.
That's when it's bad.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
So Green reports this.
The defense attorney moves for an investigation, then for a dismissal of the juror in the alternative for a mistrial.
Right.
You got to give me one either a mistrial or get rid of this person.
Bring in an alternate.
The judge said, I don't consider this matter of great significance.
I have a feeling that every jury that's ever been impaneled reaches some conclusions at some point during the case.
Huh?
But that goes against all of your instructions.
So why would you keep a person?
And you can't sit in court and telegraph messages.
Yeah.
Well, no investigation was conducted.
The juror was not dismissed.
The alternate jurors that they had for exactly this situation aren't used.
The judge's admonition to the jury was, rather than correcting the problem, he told the jurors it was acceptable to have reached conclusions before hearing all the evidence.
Every judge says, don't come to any conclusions until you hear all the evidence and deliberate it with your fellow jurors.
That's what they say.
This guy said, I get it.
You're judging on day one.
You look at that guy and he looks like a murderer.
Sometimes that happens.
You've heard enough information to know.
That's wild.
He said as long as they don't share those conclusions until deliberations, which they did.
He just looked over and said he's guilty, so he did all.
It's wild.
Either way, they let that juror stay.
Jamie took the stand again, says the same thing she said in the state trial.
Michael takes a stand again.
He testifies in his own defense.
His testimony from the first trial was also admitted as well.
So his alibi was.
He was at his parents' house.
His family says the same thing.
They say this has been hard on all of us.
His sister, his dad said it will come out in the end that he's innocent.
so I'm not going to worry about it.
All right.
The verdict, the jury deliberates for 16 hours.
Two days.
Two days.
Ten men are ten women, two men.
And the charge of causing death by use of a firearm, not guilty.
Oh.
Not guilty, which all you'd have to do is listen to the medical examiner say she was dead when she got shot in the head.
So that doesn't mean much.
The charge of convict, the charge of a kidnap.
happening, resulting in death,
guilty.
All right.
That's guilty.
Okay.
Sentencing here, you sir, may fuck off.
Life in prison.
Fed life.
Federal life.
Yeah.
Federal life.
Not eligible.
Okay.
So he's in a lot of shit.
Yeah.
So quickly here, he appeals to the Eighth Circuit court to try to get something.
The majority affirms the convictions on all grounds raised,
the admission of his prior state court testimony, the jury instruction on aiding and abetting,
the handling of the juror misconduct, evidentiary rulings, and the sufficiency of the evidence.
Those were all of his appeal points.
Now, a judge named Myron Bright of Fargo dissented on the juror misconduct issue, which I would be too.
That's crazy.
Why not just kick that juror off?
You have alternates that have been watching.
There's no reason to go just to avoid any, any impropriety.
I mean, of course, the prosecutor's going to say no, let's not do that because they know they got a guilty vote there.
So they're going to do it.
They won.
We only got a love him to go.
Yeah.
Just to keep it out of this, you would totally do that.
So this judge said, faced with a serious and credible allegation that a juror had in open court mid-trial expressed to another juror, her conclusion that he was guilty, the trial judge denied the request to investigate that juror's misconduct.
The trial judge erred at all three stages.
Wow.
He also said that Michael has been sentenced to life in prison on the basis of a tainted jury verdict.
In our system of law, such a verdict should not stand.
But the conviction stood.
Wow.
That's it.
The U.S. attorney who prosecuted the case said Michael planned and carried out one of the most cold-blooded cowardly murders in this region's history.
Michael did it.
That's what he's saying.
Now, Jamie's transferred to another prison here because of disciplinary problems.
She's such a fucking problem.
If she serves her entire sentence, she'll be out, you know, in her 40s here.
Michael is ineligible for parole.
So he went to, you'll get out when you're 55, which would be, oh, I don't know, right now.
To never, ever, ever, never, never.
Ever.
Yeah.
He would show you'd do better if he just didn't appeal at all the first time.
2012 A&E filmed a special in Moorhead about this case.
So?
2015, there's a lifetime movie, sort of.
It's titled, I Killed My BFF, The Babysitter.
She got a Lifetime movie.
Yes.
She loves Lifetime movie.
That's what I mean.
She's fucking Patty Duke now.
Wow.
I was going to say, and I killed my BFF, the babysitter.
It sounds like what she was watching.
It's amazing.
and a separate lifetime production titled Frenemies.
She got two of them.
Now, in this, though, it's not, it's, we'll read the description.
Shane Riley and Heather Thomas become fast friends when they meet in a shared hospital room after giving birth.
Two years later, one of them will be found brutally murdered.
The two young mothers become inseparable as Shane strives to make her mark in the world,
and Heather grapples with severe bipolar disorder.
Through the, through the support for each other,
They support each other at first.
Their friendship is headed for troubled waters.
With an investigation goes south, Shane takes matters into her own hands to secure some fast cash.
Meanwhile, Heather fights a bitter battle for custody of her daughter.
She can't help but submit to a dangerous attraction to Shane's gorgeous boyfriend.
So they added that twist.
That like Anne was fucking Michael, which we know wasn't true.
Both women will have to make a terrible choice.
Save your family or sacrifice your best friend.
inspired by true events.
Right.
Sort of.
This wild, gritty, and emotional ride becomes a race against the clock as the audience keeps guessing which friend will be gruesomely killed and which friend will become a killer herself.
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
Okay.
June 21st, 2016, Jamie is released.
She is out.
Out.
After serving 16 years of her 25-year sentence, just like that deal told her.
Oh, my God.
Yep, that is the standard two-thirds under Minnesota's supervised release policy.
She's placed under supervised release.
They notify Anne's mother, Kathleen, who says, it's always hard, but I hope she can live a productive life instead of going around murdering other people's kids, which is an awesome.
I just love that statement.
That's a great statement.
Hopefully she can do something productive, not just fucking killing people's kids like a loser like she is now.
That's awesome.
That is so right to the point.
I love it.
Her father, Anne's father, Doug, who by the way dies in 2024, he said, it bothers me that this lady gets to get out.
I don't want her around any part of my family.
Fair enough.
2024, it's not enough that Jamie's out.
She wants her conviction overturned.
Stop it.
Listen, lady.
She wants to act like all that was for not.
She wants it overturned?
Why? So she can sue and have some money for...
Well, when I go for a job, they ask a lot of questions.
It'd be better if I just...
It's really given me some hardship.
It's really difficult on me.
It's crazy how society deems murderers bad people.
It's like forever.
It's like you have a mark on your head.
It's just like a...
Starlet letter.
A big M on my chest.
It's not wrong.
So she sought to have the conviction overturned through Minnesota's felony reform act.
But the judge's ruling says she...
failed to provide evidence that she didn't cause the death and that she was not a major participant in the murder.
And it's just your story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A Minnesota judge denies the motion to overturn the conviction.
They say the Clay County Attorney's Office is pleased with the result.
The fact that rule of law stands and she who was very involved in the grisly and horrific murder of Ann Camp was not able to have her murder conviction vacated.
2025, the Forum News Service in Forum is what they are, published a three-part investigation by reporter C.S. Hagan.
So that was a more information on this.
Michael maintains his innocence to this day.
Really?
He's in his mid-50s.
He's housed at the federal correctional institution in McKee in Pennsylvania.
He wakes up at 6 a.m., work detail until 2 p.m., lockdown and headcount approximately.
one hour of free time outside the cell, then back to the cell.
That's his day.
Oh, shit.
In over 25 years, he's received two disciplinary write-ups, which doesn't seem bad for 25 years.
I'd get in way more trouble than that, I think.
He's taken rehab college and vocational training courses, and he helps other inmates obtain
their GEDs.
Nice.
He's also been beaten senselessly.
Yes.
Multiple times.
That's what I was saying, way of a year later.
during a California prison riot
when he was shipped to California
he was shot by a correctional officer
like in Pelican Bay or some shit
yes this was after he was severely beaten in the riot
an officer shot him to
hit him in the leg
poor fucking God
he has been hit over the head with a pipe
and he's been stabbed multiple times
over the years oh shit
doesn't do well
remember Myra their daughter
Yeah.
Myra tries to help him.
Really?
She says she doesn't remember anything from that night, but she studies the trial transcripts,
and she's trying to get to know her father through prison the whole time.
She believes her father was manipulated.
That's what she thinks.
She's taking the stance, I think, that they were both there, but Jamie was driving the car.
Like, you know, whatever.
Not really, but literally.
Was he there or not?
We don't know.
She said, I grew up visiting him.
I know him.
I know his character based on what he's shown me.
I form my own opinion on how things have gone down, and I believe he's innocent.
So she's blamed putting it all on Jamie.
That's her mom.
She said she's trying to obtain a compassionate release for her father and turned to a former
inmate who served 25 years of three life sentences named Tommy Walker, who runs the
second chance for real, R-E-A-L acronym, LLC, a paralegal service to help inmates find relief
from sentences.
She said, he's been beaten up.
and shot in California during a riot.
He got shot by a cop and he got hit in the leg.
He got hit over the head with a pipe.
He's been stabbed umpteen times.
Umpteen.
Umpteen.
That's way too much stabbing.
He has done nothing wrong.
In 2025, he wrote...
We lost track, James.
Umpteen doesn't exist.
No, that's it.
We don't even know.
You could count the scars, but...
2025, he wrote this.
Quote, I am just a tired old man.
now. I've lived my life in prison the same way I lived on the streets. I'm not a convict,
but an inmate. I do not follow the ways of the convict, which makes me an outcast in prison.
I pray one day to come home and just live the rest of my life in peace. I'm no threat to anyone.
I never have been. I'm sorry for the camp's loss, and I'm sorry I did not help to get the truth
out there. So many lives ruined. So do they give him compassionate release? No. No, they don't. He's been
denied four times for that as a matter of.
The bummer is that he may not have been there.
No, no, he may not have been there.
And even if he, the way I, I think he was, I don't know.
If you had to, if you put a gun to my head.
He knew what was going to happen.
If you put a gun to my head, I'd say that this is not his idea.
No.
And that Jamie definitely drove this all through and that, I don't think he did the murder part.
He bought a shotgun.
He bought a shot, which his story is, she said, I want a shotgun.
while you go to jail, which is not a terrible story.
Not a bad story.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
He's going to jail for 60 days.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
He's not going to find him.
I don't believe that.
See, I would believe that over that he would murder somebody for 60 days.
I don't think he was going to do it.
I think she influenced him to go buy a gun.
I agree with that.
Yeah.
Regardless of how.
No way.
Yeah.
Totally.
She's willing to kill over it.
I don't know that.
I don't know that she.
She said while you're gone.
60 days isn't long enough to say I need a gun in the house.
It doesn't sound like it, no.
But I guess some people would be a weekend would be long enough.
I don't know what to believe here.
All I know is Ann didn't deserve it.
Somebody killed her and it sucks.
And the person sucking my dick doesn't tell me, isn't telling me what to do at the moment.
Not at all.
So he's number 08186-059.
He's at Mendota there.
In Wisconsin, huh?
Wisconsin. Anne Marie is buried at the Richland Lutheran Church Cemetery near Christine, North Dakota.
Her headstone has a photograph of her as a 22-year-old and a phrase that her father said to her all the time.
Hair of gold, eyes of blue, you will always be our punky poo.
Very poetic there. And sweet.
Mendota is a mental hospital. Is there something wrong with him?
There's a, is it, I think the hospital, it has a hospital with the prison.
Within the prison?
I thought that.
I could be totally wrong on that.
I mean, I've been on the ground, so it's not a prison.
There may be a prison there, too.
I mean, nearby.
I don't know.
Or maybe if he's older, I'm not sure.
I don't know what the deal is.
Her mom said she would have been 50 years old this year.
Anniversaries like this are hard.
That was in 2025.
And Lisa, her sister said she trusted them.
I hate this is the way we have to visit her now.
Yeah, that's complete bullshit.
Anne Marie's daughter is now in her late 20.
was raised by her father, Andy, the one whom they thought killed her at first, but obviously didn't.
Yeah, Michael's family continues to advocate for his innocence.
Myra, the daughter, engaged a paralegal like we talked about.
And she said, he just wants to work.
He just wants to help us.
He just wants a family.
He doesn't want any big splashy things.
He'll sleep on the couch.
Go do work and come back.
That's what he said.
I don't even need a bed.
I'll sleep on a kid.
couch. I don't care.
Just don't keep me here.
There was a book that we talked about took little pieces from that was greed, rage,
and love gone wrong, murder in Minnesota.
And it's by Bruce Rubinstein.
And it's not just this case.
It has a bunch of different stories of Minnesota murder.
So if you're into that, check that out.
And I'll leave Kathleen and's mom with the final words here.
She said, quote, they told us right away that whoever came forward first would get the best
deal.
I think Jamie told the truth as best she could.
Michael definitely was lying
but no one could have done it without the other.
I think any form of that's probably true
and probably consistent.
So there you go, everybody.
There is Morehead, Minnesota and quite a twisted
little fucking tale that we'll never know the other.
I hate it so much.
Hate that shit. And I hate that Anne got killed
because she didn't seem like she...
I mean, nobody deserves it, but she really didn't deserve it.
She's just a nice... She's talked to the cops.
Yeah, she's just a nice lady trying to have friends
and they asked her question, she answered it.
That's ridiculous.
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We're buying drinks for you, Lair.
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TJ, that's not a good name.
Beaners Schnitzel, that's a name.
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They sell piss, so you don't have to do it.
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In that night?
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Janice Hill, Ryan Bender,
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Okay.
Oh, that's the other initial, Earth Tootts, oh, farting right here on that.
There it is. Tammy Miller, Kelsey Mountain, Sarah would know last name, Mary Hunt, Magnolia Rose, Elizabeth with no last name, Laura would know last name, Faith Poston, Poston, perhaps. Tavia Woodcook.
That is Cook, not Woodcock.
Wood Cook.
James Lane, Claire Hunter, Strong Corey.
You know what?
I'm going to watch Mr. Woodcock.
I've forgotten about how great that, I'm watching it.
I haven't seen that years.
Claire Hunter, Strong Corey, not weak Corey.
James Lane, Angela Johnson, probably not that one.
Tracy Abbott.
Yeah, she's a big fan.
Frankie Matthew, Sam and Cam, Grim Karen, David Turway.
Ali would know last name or ally. Molly McCarthy.
Molly McCarthy. Carlos Acosta.
Michaela Big Sam. Cynthia Franklin. Carrie would know last name. Carrie Merrill also.
They're back to back. I don't know if Carrie Merrill got two or if there are indeed two people named Carrie.
Lauren would know last name. Beth Dingus.
Rehow Chen. Rehuehue. Ruihu.
Riu. R-U-I and then H-A-U.
So it's certainly an Asian name that I can't pronounce.
Aiden would no last name.
Kaira, Kira, Egan-Egan-E-Eganberger.
Jaden Weston, Brent Clark, Bell Strife, Marilyn Ludwig, Andrea Coby, Kauto.
K-A-O-T-O.
No last name.
Heather Fique, Scotty Duffer.
What is, 2-5?
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Kyle would know last name, Brett Caldwell, McKenzie Myers, Tom Rimmer.
Oh.
Good for you, Tom.
Get in there, Tom.
Finders Seeker.
Show them what you're about.
How about that?
Tom.
and then finder seeker.
Tom's finding and seeking also.
Shaila Newton.
He's looking in every crevice in the cracks.
Jeff Santieri, Santir,
Dane Burrell,
Michael Wegener, Melissa Theodore,
Nicole Callant,
Calender, Ron Cochin,
Samuel Cole, Molly would know last name.
Megan Reed, Kathleen Bruinsma,
Rick Louise Lewis.
Rick Louise Bruinsum.
Okay, this is
two people named Bruinsma.
They are clearly husband and wife or father and son or father and daughter.
Turns out they've never met.
They've never seen each other in their entire lives.
But they have been in a car where there was a hook found on the handle.
So scary.
What a horrible story.
Jesus.
Candice Panette.
There was a fucking lunatic on the loose.
Had a hook for hand.
Our touchtone.
Gina Calderone.
Christy O'Keefe.
Leisha, the male lady.
She's a wonderful person, Leisha.
Thanks for dropping shit off.
Nancy would know last name.
Nathan Hitch, Deelan, Leland, Leland, Leland, Leland, uh, Leland, Crawford.
Deborah Jett, April Shriner.
That's, wow, that's, uh, my family's last name.
Carly Bale, Joe J, uh, Jean, Mascow.
Never met anybody with the last name of Shrine.
It's a very popular name, I'm sure.
It's got to be common, right?
Sausage place.
It's hugely popular.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a great point.
I've never met anybody that has it.
Yeah, yeah, we don't know if the people that own it are.
Yeah, yeah, we do.
They're trying to.
A L-K-N, Alkaline?
I don't know.
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