Small Town Murder - The Explosive Enigma Murders - Naples, Florida

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

This week, in Naples, Florida, we go behind the curtain of a rich family, with some grown children who just seem to want to waste the whole fortune. But when this family are victims of a massive explo...sion, that causes carnage & chaos, there are a lot of theories. Maybe someone was mad at the drug addict, fast car racing son? Maybe they were targeted by jealous people? Maybe it was someone with a lot to gain from these people being blown to bits. A wild mystery!!   Along the way, we find out that apparently someone once thought Florida was nicer than Italy, that no matter how rich you are, you still want your children to have some direction, and that when millions of dollars are involved, no one is as trustworthy as they may seem!!   New episodes, every Wednesday & Friday nights!! Check us out on VIDEO Wednesday and Friday evenings on Netflix! www.netflix.com/smalltownmurder Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions!   Follow us on... instagram.com/smalltownmurder facebook.com/smalltownpod   Also, check out James & Jimmie's other shows, Crime In Sports & Your Stupid Opinions on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This week, in Naples, Florida, we go behind the curtain of a rich family with some grown children who just seem to want to waste the whole fortune. This family turns out to be victims of a massive explosion that causes carnage and chaos. Is this a longstanding feud, an act of revenge, or just pure greed? Welcome to Small Town Murder. Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Small Town Murder. Yay! Yay, indeed, Jimmy. Yay, indeed.
Starting point is 00:00:42 My name is James Petrigal. with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today on another absolutely insane edition of Small Time Murder. This is a wild story. This is one of those. Like, if this was a movie, I would watch it.
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Starting point is 00:03:18 That's said, disclaimer time. Yeah. This is a comedy show, people, everybody. It's a comedy show. It's also a show about insane murder stories. That's the thing. And you go, well, how does that work? How do you mix those two things together?
Starting point is 00:03:31 That sounds gross. It's not, though. See, there's a tasteful way to do it. There really is. And the way we've chosen to do it is, We don't make fun of the victims or the victims' families. Why is that, James? Because we're assholes.
Starting point is 00:03:45 But we're not scumbags. See how that works? It's pretty simple because there's plenty to make fun of. You can make fun of a small town. Who cares? We're all from somewhere that we make fun of all the time. Or, you know, we make fun of a police force that lets a murderer go free to kill more people. That deserves to be made fun of.
Starting point is 00:04:01 We make fun of murderers. Yeah. Because we're comedians. What else can we do? What are we going to do? Go down there and take the ramen noodles away. No, all we can do is make fun of them. It would be funny.
Starting point is 00:04:11 That would be pretty funny. No, I'm sorry, you can't have this. We did a show about you, and we didn't like you, and we decided you're not allowed to have your beef-flavored ramen tonight. You have to only the shrimp flavor. That's the only one you got. There are your shrimp in it. Oh, you're not going to get any shrimp, but shrimp flavor. So, yeah, you can do all of that.
Starting point is 00:04:30 But, yeah, do that. But either way, though, you know, that's what we're doing here. No complaining later. That's what it is. That's what it is, basically. So if you think that sounds good to you, and you're going to hear a wild story. If you think true crime and comedy should somehow never go together, give it a chance, but no complaining later. That said, I think it's time to sit back, everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Here we go. Clear the lungs here. What do you say? Arms to the sky. And let's all shout. Shut up and give me murder. Let's do this, everybody. Let's go on a trip.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Shall we? Where are we going? Naples. We're going to Florida. Yeah. We're going to Florida. We're going to Naples, Florida. It's a big retirement joint in it.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Oh, absolutely. I mean, Florida in general, yes. I mean, there's a reason why it's known is God's waiting room and it's right on the sign when you drive in there. Naples itself, rich old people live here. Okay. This is rich old people with more golf clubs than years left to live, essentially. And that's what's going on. It's in southwestern Florida.
Starting point is 00:05:40 It's about two hours to Miami. It's about two and a half hours to Tampa if you go north. Wow. So it's down pretty good in the southwest. Fort Myers over there. Kind of, yeah. It's two hours and 45 minutes to Plant City, Florida, which is our last Florida episode, episode 673,
Starting point is 00:05:57 the unluckiest winner. Remember the guy who won the lottery and then horribly? That was awful. That poor guy never had a ounce of luck his whole life, wins the lottery, he's murdered. for it. Too nice to everybody. Too nice. That's what it was. This is in Collier County, Area
Starting point is 00:06:12 Code 239, and it has two nicknames. One is Naples on the Gulf. Because it's called Naples, it's on the Gulf of Mexico. They're making it sound way more fancy than that actually is in real life, if you know anything about the Gulf. And then
Starting point is 00:06:28 the Gulf Capital of the world. Of the world, Jimmy. Yeah, which I know. Fuck Scottsdale. Scott's going to say, Scottsdale's rolling up its leaves going. What you saying to me, bitch? Fuck Augusta. There's nothing else here but golf. Nothing. It's just deserts and golf. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I swear I've heard the other one. We misread this. I thought it said Napa. Yeah. So a little bit of history here. It was founded in 1886 by a former Confederate general named John Stuart Williams. He was also a U.S. Senator from Kentucky, and him and his partner, his partner was the guy who published the Louisville Courier Journal, which is their newspaper of record forever.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Throughout the 70s, the 1870s and 1880s, magazines and newspapers ran all sorts of stories about the area's mild climate. It's hot as shit down there. Mild climate, abundant fish, and likened it to Italy. It's just like being in Italy. Naples. In Naples, except for the swanhas. and the trash people, you know.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Just like Napoli. Just like a Napoli. Just like old Napoli. Like we all remember, huh? Hey. So, yeah, the name Naples caught on when promoters described the Bay as, quote, surpassing the Bay in Naples, Italy. Much nicer.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Really? Really. Yeah. In 1888, they had approximately 80 people there. And then they opened a pier and then a hotel. and then started going on here. Reviews of this town, here we go. Here is five stars.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Naples is one of those cities where once you explore everything in it, it either gets boring or it gets even more fun to live in. They haven't told us which one, though. It's just either one. We're not sure which. That's the whole review. Here is three stars. Naples is an upscale city on the Gulf of Mexico,
Starting point is 00:08:30 renowned for its white sand beaches, luxury living, and being the, quote, golf capital of the world. with over 80 courses. It's a haven for high-end shopping and dining, particularly along Fifth Avenue South and Third Street South. Naples also serves as a gateway to the vast natural beauty and eco-tourism of the Everglades and Cork Screw Swamp Sanctuary.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Oh, I know. I've been saving up for years to take a big pilgrimage down to the swamp sanctuary there. Cork-screw Swamp. Offering a mix of sophisticated culture and wild outdoor and garden. venture. The historic Naples Pier is an iconic spot for fishing in sunset views on the Paradise Coast. That's a three-star review. That sounds like 12 stars. That doesn't sound even five. That's way more. Yeah, corkscrew swamp sounds like there's no exit. Sounds like a fucking corn maze. It's fucking brutal, man. Brutal. Here's three stars. It can be pretty calm in the
Starting point is 00:09:29 quiet parts and beaches can be amazing. However, there are many, all caps, rude people who think they're entitled to do whatever they want. Retire here, I guess. Question marks, I guess. And here we go. One star. Don't like it at all. Too many young people on drugs.
Starting point is 00:09:49 This is an old person that would expect to know young people there. I worked with two. Collier County's, Collier County lets a retail puppy mill dogs be sold. I worked for one until I found out. No good jobs that pay enough for what they charge. customers. Traffic is horrendous. People act like they're better than others. Town is waterlogged and moldy. Jesus Christ, I would say that is a lot. I assume that if I think of a puppy mill,
Starting point is 00:10:19 I think 70% of them are run Mississippi, Alabama, Florida. All of those places. I imagine there would be no laws against it in Florida, you know, against whatever. So people here, 19,187. It's not a huge place. Wow. Not small either. Way more women than men and that will get to why in a second here. It is 53.4% women, which is way out of whack of normal. But that's because the median age here is 66.3. Sure. Women live longer than men. Hence, in retirement community, you're going to get way more women than men. And if you can live to be like 75 and you're a widower or you got divorced or something and you're a guy, you are going to clean up. You can slang it. You are going to kill that shuffleboard court.
Starting point is 00:11:06 You're going to go down there and just wipe up the floor with all those old ladies. Your doctor is going to be so impressed with the bacteria culture in there. You just got to keep your dick in operating condition and you're fine. Yeah. Keep a game ready, babe. Yeah, 30% of the people here are over 75 years old. Wow. 53% are over 65.
Starting point is 00:11:30 So think about that. That's a lot of retired people. It's over 62% married because they're all old and rich, so they're not going to get divorced. 4% single with children, which is way below the national average. And you don't find a lot of 75-year-old single mothers walking around out there. So it's rare. It's rare. It's about 4% of the population.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Yeah. Race here, 89.6% white, 5% black, 0.4% Asian, 4.1% Hispanic. religion, 35% religious. Either they've given up or they're so old, they forgot. They believed in anything, either one. But it's the highest one here appears, yeah, appears to be Catholic, 15.6%. Usually Catholics are the Baptists of the North, but instead we flipped it here, just from all the people moving from the north to the south here. 0.6% Jewish, just missed it.
Starting point is 00:12:26 We just missed our Havanaughanaggila threshold there. The unemployment, close, unemployment rate here, a little bit low, median household income, very high. Median household income here, $125,306. It is. And you're going to need it when I tell you the cost of living, because holy shit. Cost of living here, 100 is regular. Here it's 137. And the big thing is the housing.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Median home cost here, $1,45,900. Yes. These people are not retiring to go live in trailers in Florida. They're retiring to huge fucking unbelievable homes. These are rich people that are moving to golf course condos and houses on golf courses and all that shit. These are wealthy people. And if that's say you've saved a whole bunch of money and you want to sweat for the rest of your days, we have for you. The Naples, Florida, real estate report.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Your average two-bedroom rental here goes. for 1890 bucks. So pretty steep, honestly. Here is house number one. And this is the cheapest structure that you can live in that I could find. And I'm looking for single family homes here
Starting point is 00:13:45 because there's a trillion condos. And I was like, I'm not getting into that. So this is a three-bedroom, two-bath, 1,40 square foot trailer. It's a nice trailer with a carport. And, you know, they tried to make it look like it's actually sitting in the ground and things like that.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Built in 1974, $148,000 for that, a trailer. Wow. $150 grand for a trailer. Just had a price cut of $2,000. Here's a three-bedroom two-bath, 234 square foot, single-family home. It's nowhere near the water.
Starting point is 00:14:20 It looks like it's kind of in the woods almost. You get 2.27 acres in this as well, which is pretty big for this area. The house looks okay. It's not terrible. It's kind of Spanish style. $398,400. Very specific price.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And they just had a $1,000 price reduction. That'll sell it. That was the problem. $39.99 instead of $398. Yeah. It's a band high. Well, yeah. And then finally, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:14:54 A five-bedroom, six-bath, T-bowl for each and every beehole, 5,20027 square feet. on the ocean, or on the gulf or whatever the hell it is. I'm talking to your houses here. You have a wall that is beach in front of it. It's on the ocean. 0.7 acre lot, too, on the beach, which is a pretty big lot. Almost an acre.
Starting point is 00:15:16 $39 million. $39 million. $39 million. Fuck you. $39 million. million dollars. If I had $39 million, the last place I'm going is Florida.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Who is buying this? Pit bull? Who the fuck is buying this? You know what I mean? Like, who buys this house? Yeah. Is the rest of the world on fire? Apparently so.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Apparently it does not exist. If I want to spend $39, I'd buy like a fucking chalet off the coast of somewhere. You know what I mean? I wouldn't be buying this crap. I'll buy a boat and throw fucking anchor somewhere. 39 million. I mean, it's a nice place, but there's
Starting point is 00:16:06 other houses on top of you. You're dealing with just trash at the beach and all this. $39 million, your ass. Are you kidding me? It's $39 million. I'm having guard towers, not even with guns, with hot oil to dump on people. We're going old school. So, things to do
Starting point is 00:16:22 in this town, a lot of things if you have $39 million. The Naples Winter Wine Festival. This is a hoity-toity, snoty. Abbey upscale wine bullshit here. They call it the most exciting charity wine event in the world. Charity wine event.
Starting point is 00:16:42 That way you can write it off. You can go get shit face, spend tons of money and just bill it to the government. Isn't that great? In the name of free money. And the Naples Winter Wine Festival truly one-of-a-kind experience from exquisite culinary encounters to a world-renowned auction that stirs both hearts and headlines. Wow. This festival brings together the very best in wine, cuisine, and philanthropy, all to create brighter futures for Collier County's children.
Starting point is 00:17:11 All 12 of them, because everyone here's 100 years old. What kids live here? So the auction, step into the tent at the Ritz-Carlton Naples for heart-pounding live auction to bid on rare collectibles of some of the world's most sought-after wines, exotic travel adventures, limited-ed-dition cars, and unique exclaimed. experiences. These are, this isn't an auction where people spend $100. These are, we have a bottle of of 1947, blah, blah, blah, that is, you know, $80,000. That's the type of auction that says. Unique experiences. What is there? Like traffic children you can be ahead for $12 million? Oh yeah. There's a Cambodian sex tours, I believe, uh, nine year old boy sex tours. They have things like that. The, uh, yeah, they call it the, the full tie package is what it is.
Starting point is 00:18:01 there's also the Everglades Seafood Festival, which is a little more our speed, I think. Okay. Enjoy, well, maybe not. Enjoy three days of live country music, which about halfway into that, you'd find me fucking with my wrist slit somewhere. It features continuous live country music, rock and roll, and swamp blues. Got me. I think you'd be surprised by how cool. I'd like that better than the country.
Starting point is 00:18:31 out of soup. Yeah. So they have a features opening, blah, blah, blah. Oh, they have a Credence Clearwater Revival tribute band called Fortunate Sun, of course. There's also, what is this, country star Tyler Farr. Yeah, he's good. F-A-R-R. And then regional southern rock worship bands and high-energy tribute headliners, like the Meatloaf
Starting point is 00:19:01 tribute ban meatloaf, M-E-E-T-loaf. That's what's going on. Wow. Okay. Oh, boy. Crime rate in this town. Property crime right about the at the average, which if I had a $39 million house, I'd be really pissed if it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Precian. Kidding me? That's super dangerous for $39 million. $39 million. Then violent crime, murder rape robbery, and of course, assault, the amount rush more of crime, less than half the national average. So that's about right. These old people aren't killing each other too much here.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Who the fuck lives in that house now? That's what I want to know. Somebody. There's furniture in it. Well, it might be staged, but I don't know. I'm sitting there. I mean, who the fuck paid that? Yeah, to begin with.
Starting point is 00:19:46 That said, let's talk about some murder, everybody. Let's get into this here. Here we go. We're going to start out hot today. We're going to start out hot, and then we'll go back and talk. July 9th, 1985. This is about 917 a.m. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:00 This is a home on, I won't give the exact address because I'm sure it's worth millions of dollars. I don't want to fuck up there. It's worth $40 million today. It's on White Violet Way is the street we're on here. It's a treeline street inside of Quail Creek, which is a gated golf course community with a guard at the entrance where there's a visitor logbook. And basically, if someone comes, they have to call you and then they buzz them in. It's one of those places. So pain in the ass.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I used to be a process server. That's the biggest pain of the balls. Yeah. Biggest pain in the balls because it's like this guy's now got to call them to alert them to my presence, which now they're not going to answer the door. Thanks, Dick. Appreciate it. The annoying part is when there's, yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:20:46 That's fun. I do enjoy the one that has a service entrance, like Desert Mountain where you pull up to the residence entrance on accident and they treat you like, you are a piece of shit. Why are you here? Oh, yeah. I know, I'd go in there. It says, at least you were. At least you were going to do something that they wanted you to do.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I'm coming in there to give them, tell them they're being sued or their wife doesn't want to be with them any. I'm giving them bad news probably, so they don't want me there at all. Like, it was bad. But I've got the company name on the fucking door of the truck. And they're like, can I help you? Well, you can open that fucking gate. You can do that.
Starting point is 00:21:27 I'm showing them. officer of the court and I have judicial shit I need to, and they're like, I don't know, man. That's what I'm saying. Craig, you have electric company written on the side of your truck. Yeah. It's the worst. This guy's literally paid to not let
Starting point is 00:21:42 me in. Now, if we were super rich and lived in one of these places, we'd probably think it was the best, but just being someone who's tried to penetrate this. Yeah. It's bad. So let's start out. He's trying to do his job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:57 On this morning, there is the Benson family. Okay. They consist of the matriarch of the family, Margaret Benson, who's 63 years old, and her three adult children. Okay. We have Carol Lynn, who's about 40 at this point. We have Scott, who is the youngest. He is about 21 at this point. And then we have Stephen, who is in his early 30s here.
Starting point is 00:22:21 So he's 31 at this point. So they're all loading into a Chevy Suburban owned by Margaret. to head to a property that they have purchased that their mother is building a house on. And by the way, she is building a fucking mansion, a $39 million type of house. She's building a crazy house. So it's a big family outing on a, you know, morning to go look at this property and she's going to show them shit. Okay. So they all load into the car.
Starting point is 00:22:51 21-year-old Scott is assigned to be the driver for some reason, which is usually the youngest. he's in the back seat somewhere. You know what I mean? So that's strange. But he's driving. 21, they're still exuberant to drive. Yeah, you're not driving mom around. And, you know, if I'm his older brother, I'm like, move aside.
Starting point is 00:23:09 You're getting back there. So either way, Scott turns the ignition to the suburban for this big family outing. And there is a massive fucking explosion. I mean a massive. Caboom. Car like a tin can that got blown apart. Open. The suburban.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I mean, the suburban, yeah. Kaboom, huge explosion, so violent that bodies are thrown clear out of the vehicle onto the lawn. Wow. To launch a, you know, 200-pound person through the air, which is crazy. The explosion is heard for up to five miles. That's how loud this is. That's a long distance. Debris rains down over the yard and the adjoining golf course that the house sits on as well.
Starting point is 00:23:56 So if you're on the 14th fairway, there is now debris coming down, spraying everywhere. Right. It's insane. There is, it's so bad. Pieces of the suburban and other things would later be recovered from yards, multiple houses away on top of screen porches and shit like that. Now, in the back seat of the car was Carol Lynn. She is in the back seat. Carol is the oldest child.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Oldest child. She was in the back seat. she had her door open at the time the explosion happened. That's good. So she is blown out of the car onto the grass. She is conscious and currently on fire. A flame. Okay?
Starting point is 00:24:41 Yeah. She's rolling around on the lawn trying to get the flames off. Stop dropping roll. Trying to put them out. Trying to put a roll. Trying to get her burning shirt off. She's screaming. Nearby, there's two golfers on the third hole.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Okay. Literally. two golfers named Charles Meyer and Fred Merrill. And Fred Merrill knew the family. He was once Margaret, the mother's realtor. So he saw the blast, heard it, and came running. He goes to Margaret's side
Starting point is 00:25:10 and finds her on the ground beside the vehicle, which is fully engulfed in flames, and he grabs her by the ankles, the mother, and drags her away from the flames. At some point, by the way, Carol was running around on fire, which is a... Imagine watching a...
Starting point is 00:25:25 woman run around with her clothing and hair aflame screaming, running, jumping on it's crazy. So that's what's going on. The other guy, Merrill, goes to the driver's side and sees Scott is still in the car. And then he sees Carol, Carol alive, conscious, and burning right beside the car. And he tries to help her. Just as he bends down to help her, another explosion goes off in the car. It blows up again. It blows up again, okay?
Starting point is 00:25:55 We'll get into what happened there. But let's rewind. Okay. So that's about as chaotic of an opening as you can have to anything. All right. The only way it could be worse is if it happened in the Realtors back swing. Yeah. Well, I think it might have, actually.
Starting point is 00:26:11 He actually asked for a mulligan on that one because he said, I was coming. You know what I'm saying? I'm in the trap. Like, I need concentration. I was on my down swing and, you know, I at least get something. And, yeah, there was definitely some scoring made up for there. Now, here is the family. Margaret Virginia Hitchcock Benson is the mother, okay?
Starting point is 00:26:36 Yeah. She's born Margaret Virginia Hitchcock. She's born January 6th, 1922. So she's 63 at the time. 60, yeah. Now we have to talk a little bit about her family to understand why everyone is in this position of exalted wealth and kind of idle living by 1980. Yeah. And adult children staying at home. Why the fuck would you leave? Yeah. Well, Carol didn't live at home, as we'll talk about. The other two were around, but okay. Now, the parents here, her parents are Harry Ross Hitchcock and Charlotte Hitchcock. And she has a sister named Janet, who's two years older than her born in 1920. Her father is Harry Ross Hitchcock. Now, he's born in Baltimore in 1897, and he's the nicest guy in this whole story, by the way. He's a nice man.
Starting point is 00:27:26 He started in the tobacco business as an assistant bookkeeper. He got a job at some tobacco company as not even the bookkeeper, an assistant bookkeeper. So he's not high up on the chain or anything like that. He doesn't have any connections or anything. But he apparently worked really hard and climbed the company ladder over time. Very dedicated. And eventually, the company offers him a shot at tobacco sales. which is how you make money in the business there.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Which the thing that's odd is Harry doesn't smoke. He doesn't chew. He doesn't have any connection to tobacco. Doesn't use it at all. He's never smoked in his life. And he didn't know anything about tobacco at all. He just knew what it said on the sheet about these are the qualities of the leaves. He didn't know anything about it.
Starting point is 00:28:17 New shit about it. So that's odd. So his strategy was rather than start smoking or something and figure it out, he'd just tell his customers. I don't know anything about tobacco. He don't. I don't smoke. I don't know anything about it.
Starting point is 00:28:32 This is what it says on the sheet. Yeah. I found that to be pretty accurate from what I've understood from people, but I know nothing. He literally walk in and go, I don't know much about this leaf beyond what's on this sales sheet. And the people, actually, because salesmen are such scumbags, that was so really. refreshing that he became the salesman of the year. Everybody, all the customers loved him because he wasn't Mr. Let me tell you all about this and that.
Starting point is 00:29:02 He goes, I don't know anything. And they'd go, all right. And then they just buy it from him because he wasn't a dick. Try that, salespeople. If next time, try that, please. I wish car salesman would try that. It doesn't sound like it'll be successful. No, but it works.
Starting point is 00:29:18 If I went into a car dealership and the guy, I had to like seek the guy out and I asked him about something, And he goes, I mean, I don't know much about it, but it's a nice car. I go, all right, well, I'd go, I'm going to, this is now for me to decide whether I wanted or not, and he's not pressuring me. I like that. Or she, I'd say she, but it's usually a douche bad guy for the most point. But do you have this truck?
Starting point is 00:29:38 No, no, no, no, no. I drive a Kia. I don't have, I don't even, I don't like trucks. I don't like sitting up high like that. Turns me off, man. So, Harry's salesman of the year. He's really great at it. The company sends him to open.
Starting point is 00:29:53 a subsidiary in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. The subsidiary companies called Lancaster Leaf. And he said, yeah, good deal. And he said that he looked around and he saw a gap in the market here. He said, everybody else in tobacco is trying to sell the fanciest tobacco they can. This is the best tobacco. This is the Cadillac of tobacco. Like, that's everybody else's.
Starting point is 00:30:23 strategy. He said, it's funny, when I look around the road, I don't see a lot of Cadillacs. So I see a lot of Chevys. See a lot of Ford's. Don't see a lot of Cadillacs. So it doesn't look like that many people are looking for a Cadillac. He goes, a lot of people are looking for something cheaper. So he basically said, I'm going to, I'm going to bid my tobacco as not the best tobacco, but just a decent tobacco that's affordable. It's the same strategy. It's the Bel Air Cadillac. Bell Air Tobacco. Yeah, it's the same strategy that he did with selling it in the first place.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Like, I don't know much about it. Here, he's like, I mean, you can afford it. Isn't that the number one thing you should be looking at? He said it was a dark air-cured leaf for everyday cigars and chewing tobacco. And this is coming out of the Great Depression. So value turned out to be a really good thing to bank on rather than quality.
Starting point is 00:31:16 And it became Lancaster Leaf grew and eventually became the largest trader of dark leaf to be. in the world. Holy shit. All because of him, because he had this idea. Just by being honest.
Starting point is 00:31:28 That's it, partially, but he doesn't have the other part. By the way, the Benson thing in this story, it's not Benson and Hedges, because people are going to hear Benson and they hear cigarettes and tobacco and they're going to think Benson and Hedges. This whole family has nothing to do with that. It's a totally separate thing. Okay. Just so they know.
Starting point is 00:31:45 But a lot of people later on, when this story is being reported, they call people a Benson and Hedges heiress, which they're not actually a Benson and Hedges heiress. So now Margaret here is the heiress to Lancaster Leaf. I mean, that's, she's her and her sister or the daughters. Harry's on the road constantly
Starting point is 00:32:07 up and down the East Coast, going to Texas, so he doesn't see his kids a lot growing up. Building this brand, babe. No, but he does make a shitload of money. A shitload of money. And he's not a greedy guy and he doesn't care about money.
Starting point is 00:32:23 That's the other thing about Harry. He's not one of these guys that controls people with money or to him he doesn't give a shit. He gives away tons of money. Gives away to charity, just to people he knows that need it. Just a nice guy. He's a big Methodist and he organizes prayer breakfasts and pays for everything
Starting point is 00:32:41 and just the way he is. He likes to live more modestly too than he likes to live below his means and that sort of shit. He really really likes church and his flower garden. Those are the two things he's super into. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:57 He's a really exciting guy, Harry. Very exciting. I mean, yeah. The flower garden is fun, though. He likes his church, flower garden, and the titty bar. Those are the three things he's super into. No, he doesn't like that. Are you being honest?
Starting point is 00:33:12 No, I'm kidding. It's a joke. Jimmy's face was like, oh, no. So, yeah, what an interesting fella. So Harry didn't want his family to have to wait for him to die to enjoy money, by the way. He was one of those people. Okay. Most people use their money their whole life to control people.
Starting point is 00:33:35 And it's so if you piss me off, you're going to get cut out of the will and I won't give you this or that. He doesn't think like that. Yeah, that's how most people do it. That's, I mean, especially rich people, it's going to control their family. Don't most people use the money to their own expenses? And then at the end, they're like, you're going to have what's left. Isn't that the idea? Yeah, but if you have a lot of money, you put aside this much money for this and this much money for that because you know you're going to have that.
Starting point is 00:34:00 You know what I mean? If you have millions and millions of dollars, it is way different than, hey, you can have my couch when I die. You know what I mean? Whatever's left over that I don't owe to the IRS you can have. That's our families. You know, we're not getting anything. Oh, I got a $2,500 motorcycle from my dad. I got nothing.
Starting point is 00:34:18 I was going to say, didn't you buy that motorcycle for him to begin with? I mean, I think you, what I did is bought him a more expensive one so that he didn't have to get his leg over this bike because he had fucking bone cancer. And then, so he rode that one. And then when he died, his new wife got that bike.
Starting point is 00:34:38 And then I get his old one. His old bike. That makes sense. That makes perfect sense. So this guy, he wanted to give everybody something. Yeah. Lancaster Leaf was a small, privately held company. Harry took all of his shares and divided them between his wife, Charlotte, and his two daughters.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Margaret, Janet, that was it. You take off. Everybody's got the shares, and that's that. So they have them from the beginning. And it expanded into an international operation. In 1967, the parent company converted that stock into publicly traded blue chip shares. So this stock, he's been giving them, It's worth so much money.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Blows up because it becomes part of the main company there. Right. So it is a huge deal and makes them all insanely rich, all of them. Yeah. So this is what's going on. Now, Margaret grew up comfortable, but not, like I said, wasn't lavish. Harry's a Baltimore guy. Like, he's not a lavish guy.
Starting point is 00:35:41 He considers himself a blue collar kind of cat. So he doesn't like to live lavishly. I'm sure he spends on things, but they're like, when I say spends, like he buys the $12 rose seeds rather than the $8 rose seeds. Yeah, or when they buy like a couch, they buy a very high quality, very nice piece of furniture. They'll get passed down through the generations, but they don't buy, you know, some big giant house that needs six couches. You know what I'm saying? It's quality, old-timey type shit. So they didn't flaunt anything, but the kids have everything they could possibly need as well.
Starting point is 00:36:15 They're not being denied anything. Margaret went to Goucher College, Jesus, in Baltimore and majored in biology. So she's in college, and her junior year, Margaret meets a man. She meets a man named Edward Hewlett Benson. He's born in 1920, about two years older than her, and he goes by Benny, even though his name is Edward Hewlett. Benny Benson. He goes by half of his last name? Half of his last, Benny Benson.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Now, Benny Benson was born in Baltimore as well. His parents were Roland and Marie Benson. Now, she met him. He's a dashing figure here. He's going to be a captain in the U.S. Army Air Corps during World War II, which is pretty cool. He graduated from Baltimore City College in 1940. And now, Benny is not from this world, by the way. He is not one new.
Starting point is 00:37:07 He is not a private school guy. He's not country club guy. None of that. He's a real blue collar, make-your-own-way kind of guy. Sure. Yeah. Benny wasn't poor, but he had a hard time growing up. He had polio as a child.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Fuck. Which left him bedridden for a long time. And as an adult, left him smaller than he should have been. Right. Just less physically imposing than he could have been, basically. Stunster growth. That's a wild-ass disease. It's a hard, horrifying, fucking disgusting disease that,
Starting point is 00:37:41 That people are now, never mind. I'm not going to get into it. Okay. They're willing to roll the dice on. Yep. My ex-girlfriend's uncle had it, James. He had one leg shorter than the other, and this poor man had to buy two different shoes.
Starting point is 00:37:58 He had to buy two pairs of shoes every time he bought shoes because he needed an eight and a ten. Yeah, and sometimes their legs wouldn't be the same length either. So they'd have to get one that was high. So he would buy, he would get the eight and the ten, and then he would take the eight to his doctor who would put this giant fucking Frankenstein soul on it. And the poor bastard would limp around with that. And then he came out with the new deal and now we're here.
Starting point is 00:38:20 That's good. Here we are. Anyway, he started college. Then he had to withdraw from college because his own father became disabled. So he had to help the family. Now, on top of all this, Benny's father, and he's in addition to being sick and disabled, is also a severe alcoholic as well. So Benny is the family caretaker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:44 He's got to deal with all this shit, basically. He has to take care of his dad. He has to come home from college. He has to do all this type of shit. Post-polio. Okay. Here's post-polio. So Benny would take, this is what he would do.
Starting point is 00:39:00 He'd take Margaret out on a date when he met her. Drop her off at home, unmolested like a gentleman. You know, drop her off with her tits. still in her bra and everything. Then he'd get on their family. He'd go get on the phone and start calling around to figure out which bar his father was drinking in that night. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:39:22 So he could go find him and get him and take him home before he passed out in the street or crashed into a telephone pole or some other way. So he's always the guy that is responsible and cleaning up after other people's messes. That's kind of his job here. December 1914. Margaret and Benny get married in Texas. Lovely. This is after Benny joined the Army Air Corps.
Starting point is 00:39:46 And that seemed like a good deal, too, do you get married and then you get more money back then? Still, to this day. So because of this, the lingering effects of polio, they never shipped him overseas. He never went overseas to fight. Oh. Because he had polio. Instead, he was a trainer. He trained these people to go over and fight.
Starting point is 00:40:06 So, which is just as necessary, I would assume. Sure. They move around a lot during the war all over the U.S. Margaret had been offered a full scholarship to pursue a master's degree, but turned it down to be with her new husband. Wow. No interest. Which, I mean, for her, if she wants to get a master's and do whatever she wants, that's fine. But she's not like she needs this because she is very wealthy.
Starting point is 00:40:30 It doesn't really need her. She doesn't need a job. You know what I mean? Just if she's interested in it, she could do it. But she chose marriage. on July 8th, 1944 here at Vance Air Force Base in Oklahoma, Margaret and Benny have their first child, a daughter named Carol Lynn.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Carol Lynn Benson, July 8, 1944. Now, the war ends. Benny's discharged. So Harry brings his son-in-law into the family business. Oh, yeah? Why not? Lancaster Leaf. And Benny turns out to be.
Starting point is 00:41:06 be a goddamn good businessman. I mean, pretty good at it. Yeah. Yeah, this guy thought he was just, you know, giving his bum son-in-law a job or whatever. And it turns out his son-in-law is the fucking best employee he has. He's like, this guy's great.
Starting point is 00:41:19 So he can't win, can't lose there. He climbs up the ladder really fast. Everybody's in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Margaret's sister, Janet, and her family settle right around the corner from them. And so, you know, just they have kind of a little families all live on the same street type of deal. Oh, Clive. All right. A little enclave.
Starting point is 00:41:38 1951, they have a son named Stephen Wayne Benson, July 26th, 1951. Stephen is born, okay? He was one of the people in the car that morning. Now, Benny and his grandfather, Harry, both want, basically they hope Stephen will be the guy who's going to carry the company forward. He's the heir apparent of he's going to run this thing because it's the 50s and they're not even thinking. about a daughter running anything. They're thinking about the son running something, even though he's a baby.
Starting point is 00:42:12 So he's going to do it. That's what it is. So by 1959, Benny is in charge. Harry retires and Benny takes over the company by 59. 1963, they have a son here, Margaret and Benny,
Starting point is 00:42:33 have a son named Scott Roland Benson. He's the 21-year-old. who was driving, who started the ignition. Ninety-seven, Benny expanded Lancaster Leaf internationally. And he was the guy in charge when the privately held stock converted into this great blue-chip stock that was going public. And so he helped make everybody even richer, Benny does. He really ups the value of the company. So Benny, not only here, is he accomplished at work,
Starting point is 00:43:06 He's got a bunch of shit he does. This is a busy man. Okay. They say he resided in Lancaster since 1945 was associated with the tobacco company. He was on the board of directors of Universal Leaf Tobacco Company, also out of Richmond, some Paraguay Tobacco Company, an Indonesian tobacco processor. He's also the past president of Lancaster, Philippines, and Viroqua Leaf Tobacco in Wisconsin. He's also a member of the Cigar Institute of America and the Cigar Association of America. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:44 The past director of the Pennsylvania Motor Truck Association. I don't know where that fits in, but he was on the board of directors of the American Bank and Trust Company. He's a member of the Board of Trustees of Lebanon Valley College. He's a member of Lancaster Association of Commerce and Industry and the National Association of Manufacturers. He also goes to church. He's got a country club, the Lancaster Country Club, Lancaster riding and tennis club. He founded a club called the Quadrille Club. He belonged to the Port Royal Club of Naples and the Chesapeake Bay Yacht Club.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Oh, and he's the past commander of the Lancaster, Lancaster Flotilla 52, U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary, and a former member of the benevolent protective order of the Elks 134. So he's busy. Wonderful man. It does tons. The problem is he spends no time with his kids. Yeah, none. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Fuck him. Not a great father, though. That's the thing. A nice father and a whatever, but he's just never around is the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Gray role model, but he's just never there. With Stephen, by the way, like they said, Stephen. the oldest son, he was too busy to like play catch with them or take him fishing or do the
Starting point is 00:45:09 normal father's son type of shit here. By the way, Stephen always called his parents mother and father, not mom and dad. The other kids said mom and dad. He called them mother and mother, father. Yeah, we're a weird shit here. So they said even when Benny was home, he didn't make a lot of effort to get close to his son, Stephen, at all. So this This hurt Stevens' feelings a lot Everybody said. He was always kind of pissed off about that
Starting point is 00:45:39 That he could have whatever he wants But he can't hang out with his dad. Nice. Yeah, not your father's life. So Margaret felt bad. So what do you think she did? Mothered it really hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Spoiled the fuck out of these kids Because she felt bad. So Christmas time, it's described in this book. I'll give you the book title later. this is from a book, quote, became an orgy of gift giving
Starting point is 00:46:05 as Santa lavished present after present on the children. An orgy of gift giving. A wild way to say that. Yeah. Wow. She just would buy them everything.
Starting point is 00:46:16 I mean, they were like the fucking gemstone kids at Christmas. Kelvin opened in his double dragon machine. So late 1970s here, Benny, Margaret,
Starting point is 00:46:28 and the boys kind of do a part-time Florida thing. They go down there, they buy a house, and they live in Florida sometimes. They keep multiple homes. They have a big place in Lancaster that they built with a pool and a cabana. They have spots on the Jersey shore. They have a place in ski country up by Montreal.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Wow. They're wealthy. They winter places. They summer places. They're those people. Oh, we're summering here. This is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Wow. When a season becomes. a verb, that's crazy. Summering and wintering, like, that's a lot, dude. That's rich. I've never used, I've never used a season as a verb before because... I would enjoy it immensely, if I could. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:16 We were lucky to have one place to live, you know? Like, this is a different thing. I'm thankful that I forevered somewhere. Yeah. So the kids, Stephen, Carol, and Scott, they grow up inside this just, You know, they're spoiled rotten. Yeah. Wildlife of money.
Starting point is 00:47:36 And really, they all know there's a lot of money in the future. And so they don't really have a lot of, doesn't feel like they're that ambitious. Well, there's interesting. There's no concerns. Yeah. No. November 5th, 1980, dad dies. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:52 So, dad's dead. Yeah, the big guy. Yeah. He's dead after an illness of three months. He dies. Okay. Now, Margaret has the money. So, Benny's dead.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Benny Benson is no more. Margaret has all the money. And that's it. Now, Benny, by the way, would tell people no when they wanted money. If the kids wanted some exorbitant amount of money for something crazy, he'd say, no, I'm not giving you that. That's stupid. Margaret does not do that. Margaret, whatever you want, indulges the kids.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Indulges them. She ends up selling the big house they had in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, with a big pool and all that. And this is in 1981, $475,000 in 1981. In Lancaster. That is even with inflation, not even the fact that real estate's way more expensive than it was back then. Like if it was $475 then, you know, just the market, it would be, you know, 800 now. But with inflation, that's like, you know, millions and millions of dollars. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Millions and millions of dollars. It's a crazy house. So they moved down to Florida full-time to Naples. Here we go. So first they were in Port Royal and then about 18 months. And then about a year and a half later, yeah, 18 months, they built a brand new home inside Quail Creek, which is the one that, you know, the car exploded in front of. So they never really work. They summer, they winter, they have, you know, sweaters and tied around their waists and they play tennis and, you know, they're just like they're like the guy across the street from the rain Brocko and Goodfellas that Henry Hill beats up with the butt of the gun.
Starting point is 00:49:41 That's what these guys are. You know what I mean? Yeah, except way richer than that even. Now, there's an accountant named Wayne Kerr. And he has to have a conversation with Margaret about her spending at one point. She's going too hard. Yeah. Too much.
Starting point is 00:50:00 After about a year and a half of after Benny died, she'd burned through over a million and a half dollars in a year and a half. In a year and a half. In 1981, which is hard to do. It's difficult. Wow. Now, she had plenty of money. She had over $10 million.
Starting point is 00:50:18 So that's not really a factor. but they tell them like, look, at the rate you're spending, you're going to spend all your money. But before you're going to be probably. You're only 63. Yeah, you're only 63. You're going to have nothing to leave your kids. This is going to be crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:31 So Margaret here, she also does stuff. She does a lot of volunteer work. She's a former chairman of the American Red Cross volunteers and a past president of the Quadrille Dance Club. Oh, boy. So as of 1985, which is when the explosion happened, And let's do a roll call here and find out what everybody's up to, shall we? All right.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Oh, boy. Let's start with the oldest and youngest, sort of, as we'll get into. Okay. Carol, Carolyn, very beautiful, blonde, pretty, does beauty contest, is a runner-up as a runner-up for Miss Florida. The second one, yeah. Yeah, second hottest chicken Florida, which means she's only missing two, teeth. That's no, I'm kidding, actually. There's plenty of attractive women in Florida. Joking. So she's a Miss Florida runner up. After all this, though, she ends up moving to the Boston area
Starting point is 00:51:30 and getting married and having children. Okay. This is in the early 70s she has kids, and then she ends up being divorced but still lives in the Boston area with just teenage sons up there now. Okay, so that's Carol. Now, Scott is an interesting fella. He's the 21. year old here. He would like to, he's the youngest, the 21 year old. He would like to be a professional tennis player. That's his goal. He's a total slacker.
Starting point is 00:51:59 He's a good, he's a decent tennis player, but not, he's not going to be a pro tennis player. He's not Roger Federer. He's good for the country club, but not going to be on a pro tour or anything like that. But he would tell his friends that he's a pro tennis player. And this is pre-internet, so you could tell your friends anything you want. You could lie.
Starting point is 00:52:19 He would tell his friends, I'm ranked like 60th in the world. You know, I'm not at the top or anything, but I'm hanging in there. And that's 60th is such a lie that you'd go, no one would lie and say they were 60th. Yeah. You'd say you were like eighth or something. 60th. That sounds like a truth. So they'd all believe him.
Starting point is 00:52:37 And compared to them. He said 6th if he was lying. Yeah. Yeah. And if you're playing, him, he's going to smoke you. So you go, yeah, he's a pro. But I mean, yeah, you don't know the difference. Problem is the association of.
Starting point is 00:52:48 of tennis professionals, the ATP, had never heard of him. He wasn't rated. He wasn't ranked. He's not even a pro. He's just a guy who's at the country club. Now, he's good. A tennis pro at the Quail Creek Country Club described him as one of the most promising students in the area.
Starting point is 00:53:06 You know, he practiced a lot every day and, you know, he would hit with the pro whenever he could and all that kind of thing. But that doesn't make you a professional tennis player. You have to have a certain. Sure doesn't make you 60. either. Yeah. No, you have to have a certain
Starting point is 00:53:22 athletics. There's so much that goes into being a top-tier professional athlete. It's not just whether you try hard or are sort of talented. So the other thing he's really into is anything that spends a lot of money. He likes to piss money away.
Starting point is 00:53:35 He is like, yeah, dude, he's having a blast. He loves buying expensive sports cars. He gets a lotus. He gets all this crazy, these, I mean, high-end supercars. type shit. He was issued six traffic tickets on speeding charges and careless driving and also trying to elude police. This is from November 81 to December 83. He had all these problems.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Loves expensive cars and drives them like shit. Drives them like an asshole. Yeah. Oh, maybe the reason for that is because he's always on a shitload of nitrous. He loves nitrous. Real? Okay. To the point where he's like, like an addict at nitrous, which I didn't even know you could become an addict at nitrous. When you're a teenager, every, you know, four months or something, somebody has a bunch of them at a party and you do a few and that you don't be like, yeah, I got to go do that the next day as you're scratching. That never happens because you're like, poof, that took a lot out of me. My head hurts. Steve Martin and Little Shop of Horrors. That's the only person that's ever like had a problem with it.
Starting point is 00:54:44 No shit. I'm sure there's dentists that just take a head off. And let me get a point of that. There you go. So this is what it is. He loves it. He loves nitrous. A Naples psychiatrist named Dr. Jose Lumbillo, or Lumbillo, treated Scott for drug dependency,
Starting point is 00:55:03 and he said that he inhaled nitrous like you might drink Pepsi. That's what he said. It's just constant. He had tanks delivered to his house all the time. Tanks. We're not talking. Go to the head shop and buy a box. of 24 of those things and, you know,
Starting point is 00:55:19 have a little party with your friends. Or go get a bunch of ready whip. Yeah. Yeah. Tanks. Full tanks. He would rig scuba setups and his vehicles so he could huff while he drove around.
Starting point is 00:55:34 He had a setup in his car where he just put the tank up. It's fucking insane, dude. Dude, I want to Google, though. Is that illegal? Fuck yeah. It's illegal. Absolutely. Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:47 intoxicants while driving? Yes. Very illegal. I guess there's that. Is it illegal to own that though? It should be if you're not a doctor. You can put it in your car. You can use it as that.
Starting point is 00:56:00 You can use it as other things. It's not illegal like that. It's just illegal to be doing it while driving, I think, is the main issue. Here. So they said that, you know, he would, he loved this. He would stash five foot tanks. We're not talking. It's a five foot.
Starting point is 00:56:17 it's a huge tank. Like a welding tank. He would put them in his bedroom. He kept just tanks of nitrous in his bedroom and no one ever questioned that. That's just fine. Some of these kids could do anything. Every night he would inhale shitloads of this and
Starting point is 00:56:33 before he goes to sleep. Also, smokes a shitload of weed and drinks like a fish. So he is loving his life. One psychiatrist, the Lumbilo guy, said that Scott told him in 1983 how he first began using nitrous.
Starting point is 00:56:51 And he said eventually Scott used the gas routinely and heavily. He said that it was about 14. When Scott was about 14, he didn't like school when his family lived in Lancaster. And then he discovered that the little 50 cent canisters that his mother bought to supply nitrous to a whipped cream machine she had in the kitchen. That's what it was for. So he realized you could do that. someone told him that and he went oh this is fun so this is the best so he started using those
Starting point is 00:57:23 canisters and then he would ask his mother for money and so she would just give him money and then he would buy more and as it grew he told his friends about nitrous and started buying the small canisters by the case from specialty food stores this is before they had him in head shops you know and so he would then resell them to the other kids at a profit you know obviously he'd go do it. So he got really into that. And then he realized these small ones, these little canisters suck. Ah, they go so fast.
Starting point is 00:57:55 The doctor said, yeah, the doctor said even a case of these weren't enough for him. So he needed more. So he started buying them from his mechanic on the pretext that he intended to use it as a high-performance booster for his Dotson 280Z. The little tiny fucking Dotson Z card. I don't even know where you'd fit a giant nitrant. Where would you put it on the back? Like a fucking parachute? I think those are a two-gallon that you get for that anyway.
Starting point is 00:58:26 It's a small tank. But to get the five-footer 10-gallon tank, you can't fit that in that car. No. Eventually the scuba tanks he got from the scuba-sized tanks because that's how big they are, were too small. They were too small from him.
Starting point is 00:58:43 So then he started buying five-foot tanks. Thanks after that. Holy shit. I've never heard of this before. He's a problem. He then obtained masks. He obtained masks from his dentist to attach to the hose to make it easier to breathe the cat. So he had like a real dentist's office setup going on.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Full mask and everything. Yeah. Full mask. That's wild. His psychiatrist said that Scott was, quote, extremely resourceful in the way he filled his growing drug habit. He was almost impressive. He's like, wow, he is smart. I'll give him that.
Starting point is 00:59:20 He also, this psychiatrist said, he was very proud of it. He was telling me how he got it. He was bragging because people used to pay a lot for drugs while he got this drug relatively cheap. Yeah, if you buy it by the five-gallon tank, it's way cheaper than buying it by the canister, I would imagine. He's the original Sam's Club. Costcoing bulk. He was building out. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Yeah. No, ridiculous. He's also building out a 30-foot cigarette-style boat. He's putting together a cigarette racing boat, this fucking guy. Why? Come on. Because he's rich.
Starting point is 01:00:00 That's what rich fucks do. Yeah, yeah. I'm building a speed boat. 30-foot bottle. And he had a nitrous. Yeah, he had a nitrous tank plumbed into it. What? So, you know, he could basically.
Starting point is 01:00:14 he didn't have it so it would boost the performance of the boat, though, it was for him. But if he had it on there, it looked like it was for the boat. Yeah. Yeah. He had a red fucking lotus. A red lotus, dude. I mean, that's, I'm not buying my kid a red lotus, no matter how money I have, how much money I have.
Starting point is 01:00:32 A Porsche 928. Okay. A Porsche and a lotus and a pair of dots and two ADZs. Oh, yes. Two. He has four fancy sports cars. including one like high-end supercar, basically. And a Porsche, too, which is pretty goddamn nice too.
Starting point is 01:00:49 So he would have champagne lunches with Don Perignon. And I mean, this is the type of lifestyle. Like he did anything in his life, this fucking guy. He's 21. He's 21, and he's done nothing. He's just living it up. He has a hot girlfriend, a blonde chick, who everybody says works as a stripper here and there. Throws money around all over the place.
Starting point is 01:01:14 his friends describe him as a very generous good time guy. Yeah. Fuck it. He doesn't give a shit. What does he care? There's an incident with Scott and a dog here in 1983. Scott's about 19. And this is an ugly incident here.
Starting point is 01:01:30 This is what ends up getting him into having a psychiatrist talk to him all the time. Okay. Scott had a big dog, a big, like a guard dog, basically. He kept in the house. I think it was a Rottweiler. in one of the versions, the dog shit on Margaret's expensive white carpet, as they do. They know exactly where to shit, and it's on the expensive white carpet. Not on the tile in the kitchen.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Here. I think of a giant dog's giant shit exactly where you don't want it to be. Whenever your dog goes to throw up, they run to a carpet. And you're like, get on the tiles, get off the rug. Stop, go, move over here. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. And they can't.
Starting point is 01:02:15 They're making faces. You're like, please stop. You're begging them. So Margaret ordered Scott to get rid of the dog entirely. I want that dog out of my fucking house. Okay. So Scott, reasonably, just obviously what one does here, threatened to kill his mother, as one does, obviously.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yeah. Physically dragged her across the floor and then beat up his sister Carol with his fists. Okay. What? He snapped. In one of the accounts about this, Scott grabbed Margaret, shook her and told her that on his command, his dog would eat her, basically. I mean, dog will tear you apart if I tell him to. There's a tape recording of one of these incidents that stays around.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Yeah. Yeah. And one of this, Scott is, he's called cold and controlling and telling Margaret that just because it's her house doesn't mean she got to. to do whatever she wanted with his dog. And then he's asking her over and over if she understood that. Oh. Be like, you get no more money.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Enjoy. Yeah. Enjoy working to keep a fucking one-bedroom apartment. Bye. Out of my house. I know that nitrous kills brain cells, but does it kill them so much that you don't understand normal daily conversations anymore?
Starting point is 01:03:40 I just think this kid has never had one consequence in his entire life. That's just like a moronic thing to say. It is. It doesn't even, it's not even logical in the course of that conversation. It's crazy. So the police were called and Scott was held for five days by the police. And then Margaret had him taken to a drug treatment center where that is where he met the
Starting point is 01:04:03 psychiatrist that he's going to work with here for a while. It was September 12, 1983 when he was admitted against his will to the psychiatric ward of the Naples Community Hospital. His condition was acute, psychotic, organic, mental disorder. The psychiatrist said that Scott was in acute distress from his laughing gas intoxication.
Starting point is 01:04:23 He seemed disoriented and was sad, fearful, and depressed. Now, he explains that nitrous causes chemical changes in the brain, like every drug here. Okay. He said, though, in Scott's case, it was temporary and didn't last more than five or ten minutes.
Starting point is 01:04:39 During that time, he could become violent or paranoid, experience memory loss and lose touch with reality. He said prolonged use like that could lead to severe neurological effects, including long-term loss of coordination and tremors. Yeah, I'm worried about getting nitrous for an hour and a half when I'm getting a fucking root canal for Christ's sake. I do it anyway because I hate the dentist, but I'm like, it's very safe. I'm like, I'm cloudy the rest of the day.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Right. It's very safe in that application. What's the dangers of it being used daily at like mass quantities where you have a five-gallon tank in your bedroom? That can't be good for you. That's frightening. He's just hitting it all the time. Every night before bed, he hits it, hits and then it just passes out. It goes to bed.
Starting point is 01:05:28 It's so dangerous. It's a lot. The inhalants like that are really scary. Like the guy from the Wild and Wonderful. It is. I mean, that gasoline did that to him. Yeah, there's a story. I can't remember what band.
Starting point is 01:05:43 A band told a story back in the day, and I can't fucking remember what band, but it was like in the 90s. This band told a story about a bunch of their friends who had a fucking nitrous tank in their car, and they were hitting the nitrous tank in their car, and the tank leaked and filled the thing, and so they both passed out,
Starting point is 01:06:02 and they ended up fucking crashing the car and killing themselves. The tank leaked? The tank was leaking, and it was filling the car, with nitrous and they didn't realize it and they both passed out and crashed and died. It's like, yeah, that's, it's wild, man. Dangerous.
Starting point is 01:06:16 They said Scott showed no permanent effects, though. They said that maybe because he's got, he's really physically fit that might have helped him, basically. So Margaret, when he gets out of this, goes right back to kissing Scott's ass, right back to it. There's no consequence from this. It's you went to the hospital. You're all fixed now. Here's as much money as you want. Do whatever you want.
Starting point is 01:06:38 So just doing whatever here, buy a lotus, enjoy. So, and they said, it's kind of weird. They said like it didn't seem like anybody ever followed through on anything in this family. Like it would be, you know, we're going to get this one help and we got to do that. And then nobody would do anything. They'd just give them more, give them more money and shut them up. And everybody kind of did their own thing. Like a typical kind of like in a movie the way a rich family operates, you know.
Starting point is 01:07:04 So two former employees of, of the house here, said they saw Scott at the age of 19, pull his sister's hair and violently push her naked against the back of a couch. She was naked. Which I am not going near my naked sister. Number one. Put some clothes on.
Starting point is 01:07:26 How old was he looking at this? I don't like a titty to brush up against me. 19. This isn't 10 or 8. This is 19. And he's the baby, so she's older. She's much older. We'll talk about it.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Don't worry. So Dorothy, I got a big one there. Dorothy McCormick, a former bookkeeper for Margaret and Mrs. Benson, oh, I'm sorry, for Margaret, said Mrs. Benson was afraid of Scott and his friends and had installed deadbolts on the hallway side of his bedroom door to lock him in. Dead bolts on the outside of the door. Yeah. They said he had his own door to the outside, so he could leave to go to the outside of the house.
Starting point is 01:08:07 but private eye couldn't get into that house. She also had, yeah, she also had big heavy locks on her bedroom door to keep Scott away, is what the friend said. She recalled one day, this is the fight with Carol. When Scott fought with Carol here, Carol here was wearing just a towel when the fight began, and by the time it was over, she was nude and had been knocked to the floor. Wow. Jesus. She said that about Margaret.
Starting point is 01:08:37 that Margaret, quote, always had to control everything and tried to make her children do what she wanted by controlling the flow of money. Exactly. Scott here had a quote, they said, a rather peculiar relationship with Margaret, noting that Scott was a, quote, rather spoiled young man, which I could have told you that just by the cars. They said that Scott was more or less a, Stephen was more or less a father and a pacifier in the family. He took over the father's role of keeping the peace. That was always Benny's job, remember? He was that kind of guy. They said Carol often spent long hours on the phone with Stephen discussing her problems with Scott.
Starting point is 01:09:21 That was a thing. Okay. With the little brother. Another woman, Ruby Caston, who worked as a housekeeper here from 84 to 85, recalled seeing the same incident where Scott attacked Carol and said there was a lot of of screaming and shouting. She also recalled seeing the large tanks of nitrous that Scott kept in his bedroom. Two more things about Scott.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Two more crazy things. One, there's a woman named Tracy Mullins that by June of 85, this is a woman from Northern Indiana, files a paternity suit against Scott claiming he fathered her two-year-old daughter. She says she met Benson when he lived in Clearwater and she was there. So there's a no opportunity scene. So Scott has every just cliche of spoiled rich kid, every single one. Doesn't care about work, snoddy, driving cars, doing drugs.
Starting point is 01:10:21 And he's every rich kid that sucks is Scott pretty much. Then there's the big secret, the big family secret, that is held forever. Okay. Okay. Carol, Carol's born in 1944. Okay. Scott's born in 1963. When Carol was 18, she got pregnant.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Scott is Carol's son, not Margaret's. Scott never knows that, ever. They never tell anybody that. That's fucked up. That's, again, some weird rich people shit. Yeah. That goes against our image. Image.
Starting point is 01:11:04 Incredibly poor people. Or incredibly poor people. Exactly. One of the two. Yeah. But the poor people, it's not about image. It's about, I can't take care of them. She's 12.
Starting point is 01:11:14 It's about money. This is, yeah. Carol could have had the baby. They could have taken care of it. It would have been fine. But they didn't want the scandal because Carol is this beauty queen and she's running, you doing all this shit. So they hid her away.
Starting point is 01:11:30 She had Scott and Margaret illegally adopted. adopted Scott and never told Scott that she was actually his grandmother, not his mother. So when he's punching this 40-year-old naked lady, he's punching his mom. Wow. He's beating up his naked mother. And he doesn't even know. Which is so fucked up. And he thinks, yeah, he thinks he's just beating up his sister.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Sister. Because in 1962, unmarried teen pregnancy, that's scandal if you're rich. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. And in church, also, they're church people and all that. Right. Mod on is that scandal. So you can't have that.
Starting point is 01:12:11 Yeah, this is what a story, Mark. So, yeah. Wow. Now, the father, Scott's natural father here, was a water skier. A water skier associated with Cyprus Gardens, which is a central Florida tourist attraction, and famous for its water ski shows. She hooked up with some water ski guy. That's hot to some people.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Oh, look at him go. I guess he's your shirtless. Maybe he's got a, maybe he's Jacked, I don't know. So, yeah, she would, he grew up thinking that, you know, my fucking, my uncle is actually my brother, my grandma's, my mom, my grandpa's my dad. That's how he grew up.
Starting point is 01:13:01 So he hung out at Stevens a lot as a teen, by the way, Scott did. He would run to Stevens house when he was about 14. He would show up glassy-eyed and incoherent all the time. Apparently, Stephen told him stay away from drugs because he didn't even say it'll hurt you. He just said, you're going to get caught and you're going to get in trouble. So stop doing drugs. Yeah. Yeah, it's just, you know, interesting.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Now, Stephen, by the way, here, okay, Stephen will talk about now. Here's the middle child. The family peacemaker, as it would be thought of here. He's a failed everything. He's of complete failure. As competent as his dad was, taking things over and being thrown into the mix, he is as incompetent. It's just, he's the air that just is going to bumble through. it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it.
Starting point is 01:14:02 You know what I mean? It's just, he's, we're going to call him the brawny of this story. Like, he wants to be that, but it's just, he's not quite, he doesn't quite get. He's trying so hard. He's putting a lot of effort in, and that's great, but he's not quite, he's
Starting point is 01:14:15 never going to be that, you know what I'm saying? Boy, is this awful to watch. Yeah, Jesus, this is hard to watch. So, Stephen obviously had all the money in the world, but just had no internal drive to do shit. His own father, by the time Stephen became a teenager, confided in a few people that he didn't believe
Starting point is 01:14:34 Stephen would ever amount to anything. Because I think I got a dud here and my son here. Firstborn, I think he's a dud. He enrolled in Franklin and Marshall College in Lancaster to study business, never graduated. Now, he's a big tall, heavyset guy. He's about six foot two, two hundred thirty pounds. So he's a big guy, big imposing guy, clean cut, glasses, mild-mannered, looks intellectually, you know, random, whatever, generally intellectual here. In 1975, when he was 24, he had a landscape company. And he ended up, that went under. Oh.
Starting point is 01:15:17 Funded by his parents, of course. That went under. Oh, no. So, I don't even know how you go under. Off the ground, James. I don't know how you go under with a landscaping company, especially if you're rich. Like, you have all. the equipment it was bought for it. It's not like you're making
Starting point is 01:15:31 payments on it so you got to make a certain amount. What are we talking about here? Nobody calls, so you just close the door? I don't know what you... You could run that business forever. Just have lawn mowers in a shed and if someone calls you go cut the lawn. It's weird. So, anyway, so he joined
Starting point is 01:15:47 Lancaster Leaf. He had no choice. His dad said, why don't you just work here? And he said, no, no, I want to do this. And then when he failed, his dad was like, nah. And he was like, okay, fine. So his father was thrilled. Yeah. Yeah, and he said, now that you're free of the bullshit and the distractions, maybe now you can buckle down and, you know, take, he said literally take hold of your birthright of this company, which is your birthright. As part of his apprenticeship here, Stephen was assigned to the purchasing department, then to the technical side.
Starting point is 01:16:20 And he ends up, he gets, basically, he advises the company on how to best streamline its computer system and how to get rid of tobacco beetles. in Lancaster Leafs Warehouses by installing an elaborate fogging system. So he has some ideas that are actually modernizing things. He comes in with fresh eyes and goes, why don't we just do this and this and fix all that? What the fuck are we doing? But Stephen said he felt the coworkers all resented him because he's the boss's son. It does. It's hard.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Yeah. he had basically he had a lot of big shoes between him and his grandfather this father and his grandfather he's got big shoes to fill and everybody's looking at you like this guy's not as good as his father and grandfather you know no matter what he does we all like his father and his grandfather so he's got not just the shoes to fill for success but personality if we don't fucking like you we don't fucking like you that's it's a lot to fill um one of the guys who worked there said that uh he didn't like Like Stephen never liked working at the tobacco place, he said, Stephen wanted to do something that he could say he had done on his own. He didn't want to follow in the family footsteps. He wanted to break away.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Now, but he does. He stays at Lancaster Leaf for a while. And as a reward, Margaret and Edward offer to buy Stephen and his first wife a house, a bigger house. Because he's been doing so well. Margaret insisted on accompanying them house hunting, of course, And there was one house that Margaret really loved, but Nancy, who is Stephen's wife, didn't like it. Now, this is a house for Nancy and Stephen and their children, not for Margaret. But Margaret liked it. And Nancy was like, nah, I don't really like it. And so Margaret said, quote, you don't like this house, this beautiful, expensive house? Maybe you forgot who's paying for it, Nancy, dear.
Starting point is 01:18:18 She's that lady. I'm going to control the situation. It's my money. and I want to make you understand that it's my money. Yeah. So anyway, she purchased a house. So they purchased a house that Margaret ended up picking out, of course, that was $77,655, which back then is a good fucking house, especially in Florida.
Starting point is 01:18:43 That's a lot of money. It had a stonewalled first floor, a nice address on Ridge Road directly across the street from Benny and Margaret here. So in the same neighborhood. By the way, later on, they will buy a house around the corner for Carol and her two sons as well. Okay, so they want to come down there.
Starting point is 01:19:03 So now, when Margaret calls, Stephen only has to go 50 feet across the street. Yeah. That's how that's going to work. Margaret told Nancy, what old pieces of theirs would be retrieved from the attic and the family warehouse to furnish their home
Starting point is 01:19:19 where she's going to put all the furniture? Margaret decides how Nancy's going to decorate her house and exactly where the couch goes and shit. Margaret decides how Nancy's going to spend Margaret's money. Yeah. Yeah. But that's wild to be like, no, no, no, no, no. You have to arrange the furniture the way I like,
Starting point is 01:19:37 even though I don't live there because I paid for it. Like, that's just weird. Yeah. Now, back to Stephen and his failed fucking... Yeah. It's exactly. Totally, yeah. So back to Stephen's failed life here.
Starting point is 01:19:50 He keeps trying to do landscaping, the tobacco thing. He does import, export for a little while. He does real estate, which is the land of the lost. We've discussed this before. It's only because I know realtors that have said this to me. Nobody when they're 12 says, I'm going to be a real estate agent when I grow up. It's just, it's a job you end up in because you find out that you have the skills that apparently work for it. So you end up doing it after a while.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Um, uh, burglar alarm sales, graphic design, advertising. This guy can't figure out where he is. Now, all of these are his own businesses he starts, which are all funded by Margaret. She would write a check. A lot of times she would co-own the venture, obviously. Yeah. Here too. Um, so, and give him the money.
Starting point is 01:20:42 His business would fail. It would kind of die. And then he'd end that, start another one. she'd pay him money. That's how it would work. It would just over and over again. She seriesed a whole series of fuck-up businesses that didn't amount to shit. Acquaintances described Stephen as a loner who doesn't have any close friends.
Starting point is 01:21:05 They said his adult life was dominated by his parents, and that was that. I mean, he was just in there, whatever. A friend of his said, he struck me as a typical rich man's kid. It was kind of a fuck up, never had to do anything on his own. Doesn't really know how to do it. Imagine the blessing that that must be to be able to start business after business. Fail all of them. And it doesn't fucking matter.
Starting point is 01:21:30 It doesn't matter. I mean, it's great. But I could see why you could fail because you don't have to have this. Right. You got no passion in this because you got no skin in the game. No. When I started stand up, it was because I had to do this. This was all I had.
Starting point is 01:21:46 It's all I had. If I didn't do well, no, you had a job, though. You had like a job with benefits and a pension. I didn't have that. Like, I had nothing when I started. You were actually fucking your career up by doing stand-up. You were fucking your real career up by doing that. It was the last-titch effort to be like on call and you'd come.
Starting point is 01:22:08 Exactly. You know, it's true. I had no other talents at all to speak of to make any sort of money that could get me out of a corporate career. Otherwise, I was going to be getting fired from every job for the rest of my life. And I was looking up at your corporate career with wide-eyed fucking envy
Starting point is 01:22:32 because I was serving goddamn papers and shit, like waiting for someone to shoot me at their front door. Like, it was horrible. Yeah. So when I started stand-up and when you started stand-up, it was like, this shit was for real to me. Like, people would show up and they'd fuck all.
Starting point is 01:22:47 and they'd be drinking beer and hanging out with their friends. I'm like, I'm doing my set list. Fuck you. I'm gonna fucking, you know what I mean? I need this. This isn't a fun night out of the house for me. This is if I don't do this well, I'm gonna fucking die at someone's doorstep. And I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 01:23:04 And you were the same way with your thing. It's fucking, you know, and then we did this. And it was like, yeah, thank God. And then we realized, stand up, you have to have something before you can be anything. and stand-up. You can't just be funny and actually make a career off of that. You actually have to have a thing.
Starting point is 01:23:21 And so then we dove into this and it was like, this has to work. Right. Period. Has to. We got to choice. Have got to work. They're no choice.
Starting point is 01:23:31 We are making them fucking work. And comedy has gotten even harder now being that you have to be something else. It's impossible now. Yeah. I don't understand how anybody starts now. I don't understand what you, What the start is?
Starting point is 01:23:50 No. What is it? The start is, the start is, start doing TikTok shit, hope somebody notices and then put together five minutes once your book somewhere. That seems to be the way people are doing this now, which is terrible for comedy, but good for their careers, I guess. I don't know. It's good for them. Now, Stephen, he's married. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:13 Stephen's married twice. first to Nancy Ferguson, who's the wife we're talking about saying, hey, you know, you better like that house because I'm buying it.
Starting point is 01:24:22 He's married to her from 72 to 79. All right. Now, Nancy, every night would beg Stephen to break free from his parents.
Starting point is 01:24:34 Oh? Please. Yeah. Well, she's, her furniture is arranged in the way that her mother-in-law wants.
Starting point is 01:24:40 That's not cool. So that's what they, you know, They'd say they'd sit there. They'd be watching TV and Nancy would tell him, you know, I really need you to do this. It's like our future depends on this. And she said he would just turn up the volume on the TV, basically. I'm not listening.
Starting point is 01:24:58 No, thanks. There you go. That's amazing. That is fucking amazing. So one time here, she asked him if he was happy. She said, I'll try a different approach Rather than attacking him saying, Hey, do this, do that.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Maybe I'll ask him. Are you happy? Final jeopardy. Shut up. Yeah. Are you happy? What is it? Fuck, no.
Starting point is 01:25:25 He said, quote, I've never even known what happiness is. And then she said, Then Stephen, what would make you happy? Really happy. Now she thinks she's broken through and he's going to sit and say his true desires and what he wants to just do in life and whatever.
Starting point is 01:25:42 and he paused and he sat thoughtfully for a minute and she expected something emotional and he said to make a million dollars before I'm 30 she was like that that's not what I was looking for never mind so never mind that's all he cares about same time two chicks in the same bed baby that's what I'm talking about what am I fantasizing about two chicks one bed two chicks one dick and it's mine. Woo, let's do it. A high five, and Nancy's not high-fiving. Wow.
Starting point is 01:26:16 So then there's another thing that comes up. I guess even when they're fighting Nancy and Stephen, she never thought that Stephen would cheat on her because he's kind of a dork and he's a homebody. So he never shared his feelings. So, you know, she knew that whatever. She thought that he was having a hard time or whatever, but she didn't know what he was exactly doing about it. He did a lot of traveling, though, to the Lancaster Leaf Processing Plant in Wisconsin, where he was, and when he was in town, he commuted to the Mount Joy operation, which is another place, which is a half hour away. He would also go out at night. So one evening, she followed him when he went out at night.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Yeah. Where to go? To the apartment of a young brunette who worked as a secretary at the warehouse for one of the company's warehouse. company's warehouses. All right. Nancy was distraught. She does not confront Stephen at the moment. She instead goes back.
Starting point is 01:27:22 No, no, no. She goes back home, goes across the street to his parents' house and tells them about it. Because that's the only way it's ever going to get solved. If mom tells him you can't do it, then he won't do it. If she tells him it doesn't matter. So she said she's crying and she goes over and says, she's seeing another woman. And Margaret says, quote, we know.
Starting point is 01:27:45 We know. We've met her. We knew all about it. Yeah. We know. That's it. And Nancy said that Margaret said it with a real self-satisfied look on her face. Like, I don't know why, but Edward's dad then says, we had him.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Yeah. Jesus, you're a little slow on the uptake, aren't you? you there, Nancy. Then Dad, Edward, said we had him followed some time ago. We know who she is. So Nancy was like, what the
Starting point is 01:28:18 fuck? So then dad there, Benny, said, oh, don't worry, Nancy. These things happen. It's just a fling. He'll get over. So they tell her, ignore it. Okay. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:28:34 So she tries to follow their advice and just ignore this affair that she knows is going on. Oh my God. Which I have no idea how you do that. I guess you just count on it failing? Is that what she's hoping? Yeah, they said that this happens. It's a fling.
Starting point is 01:28:50 He'll be over it. But then he's going to move on to some other young chick he's banging. Yeah. He can't keep lawn mowing going. Don't worry. Yeah, it's fine. Well, I think he's like, I used to bang around a lot, too. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 01:29:03 He'll get over. It's fine. But she noticed in the weeks, as this goes on, he's becoming even more and more brazen to what she calls rubber nose in this whole thing, basically. So it's just like, what the fuck? Then at one point, he began telling Nancy to wrap up the dinner she took, she cooked. Okay? Wrap them up so I can take them with me when I go out. Well, no, this is after he already ate.
Starting point is 01:29:34 he'd eat and then say wrap up more food and he'd say I'm going to leave. He was taking his wife's dinners to his girlfriend to eat. No. That is wildly brazen. Imagine doing that. Cook for my... Would you please cook for my skank? Would you please?
Starting point is 01:29:56 Yeah. My skank would love these. You know who's going to love these? The chick that sucks my dick. God, the chick who's drool is. is going to be on my balls by 10 o'clock tonight. That's so. Wow.
Starting point is 01:30:10 So then finally, Nancy, after one of these, took her apron off and said, fine, Stephen, I'll go along. I'd like to meet her. She's going to eat my meatloaf. She's going to look at my face. I'd like to see the look on her face when she takes a bite. That way I know if she really likes it, you know.
Starting point is 01:30:31 Yeah, I'm going to hide somewhere. You'll want you have a seat right there. and Chris Hansen the fuck out of this. So Nancy's got her arms crossed. Like, what do you think of that? And he goes, all right, come on, let's go. Two chicks at the same time. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Two chicks, one dick, baby. Let's do it. He thinks he is a salesman. I'll tell you that much. So when Nancy walks into this apartment, this small apartment, where this other woman isn't even flustered by the fact that this guy brought his wife over, calmly introduces herself, they shake hands and politely offers Nancy a drink. Can I get you something to drink?
Starting point is 01:31:05 I mean, that's mature. I guess so. We're all sophisticated adults here. So, Nancy said she only allowed herself to cry once while she was behind the wheel of her car and driving home. After the martini. After she had a couple of drinks. And after, you know, she said that chick's not bad at going down on you. She's not bad.
Starting point is 01:31:29 I've got to be honest with you. I didn't expect her to be any good at it, but it wasn't bad. No, just kidding. So she said that she thought that like this would be like a big moment where everybody would feel bad. And she would say, look how fucked up this kid. But everyone was just like, yeah, that's cool. You want to drink? I'm going to bang your husband.
Starting point is 01:31:46 Like, what do you want for me? No one cared. Now, the affair soon fizzled out, just like dad said, because that's just how affairs go. But he, but she was over the whole thing by this. Now, they agree to get a divorce, Nancy and Stephen. Stephen's going to be the one to file for the divorce because Nancy couldn't afford the legal fees. She said she would not contest it, nor would she ask for alimony or a property settlement. She just wanted out of the marriage, which this guy could not be luckier.
Starting point is 01:32:18 No. She could nail his balls to the fucking wall on this shit and doesn't. Clean his ass out. And she just wanted out of this shit. So Stephen testified thusly, and I quote, is from a book that I'll give you the title of at the end here. The problem with our marriage began approximately two years ago when suddenly it seemed that nothing I did satisfied my wife.
Starting point is 01:32:44 She constantly criticized me the way I dressed, my friends, relatives, just everything. Okay. I'm looking for the standout thing here. This all sounds like what a wife does. I believe that's in the vows to criticize, to criticize friends. friends, relatives, just everything, dress and all that. Yeah. Your dumb pants. Yeah, it's just kind of
Starting point is 01:33:08 and sometimes we need it too because we're fucking idiots. We can't be trusted to our own devices. Often her criticism was vicious in nature and was performed in front of friends and relatives. This was extremely humiliating and embarrassing to me and when I would ask my wife
Starting point is 01:33:24 to please stop criticizing me in front of my friends, she would go into fits of rage. Wow, yelling and swearing at me. She used extremely vile language against me. Quote, son of a bitch, fucking asshole,
Starting point is 01:33:37 bastard. Those are the vile ones? Those are the vile as she got. Son of a bitch. Often, her fits of rage, after her fits of rage, she would give me the, quote,
Starting point is 01:33:48 silent treatment, and this would last for days on end. Yes, it's called fighting, you idiot. You're in a fight. That's what it is. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:33:55 that sounds like marriage. During the last year of my marriage, my wife refused to do anything with me. I would ask her to go places, to dinner, to parties. She would just simply refuse. She told me that she couldn't stand me anymore and didn't want to be married. You took her to your girlfriend's house, bro.
Starting point is 01:34:13 What do you expect? What do you expect? You fed your girlfriend, your wife's cooking without her knowing that. Oh, now you're going to give me the silent treatment? Great. Perfect, yeah. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:34:28 Although we did not need the money, she got a job. and when I asked her why she was working, she told me simply to get away from me. That's honest. During the last six months of our marriage before our separation, she completely refused to have marital relations with me. No fucking. Again, stating because she simply couldn't stand me. I can't believe she was fucking any of the previous six months before that. That's impressive.
Starting point is 01:34:50 Wow. Also during the last few months before our separation, my wife began staying out until the early hours of the morning. and when I would ask her where she had been, she would give me no explanation. She would simply state that it was none of my business and that she really did not consider herself married anymore. Okay, there you go. Yeah, it sounds like you're on the road to divorce
Starting point is 01:35:13 and you should move on. That sounds great to me. So they get a divorce and in 1980, he finds another woman. Deborah Franks Larson, which this is the craziest thing of all here. Deborah, her family, is also a big tobacco family. Oh.
Starting point is 01:35:32 Which is weird as fuck. It's strange. Very strange. This was on one of his trips to Wisconsin that he first encountered, as the book describes it, the buxom young tobacco sorter at the Lancaster leaf plant there.
Starting point is 01:35:48 Debbie, the comely blonde daughter of a dairy farmer, moved in with Stephen across the street from Margaret and Benny just three months after Nancy's departure from the scene. despite the fact that Debbie was still very much married to someone else. Great.
Starting point is 01:36:04 This is all just great. This is all fine, but if your daughter gets knocked up, we have to pretend the kid's grandmother is their mother. Right. Rich people are fucking whack, dude. You get a divorce three months later and go fuck a big-titted blonde that's married to somebody else in another state. It's fine. I think Bucksum Brunette is how they describe.
Starting point is 01:36:26 Oh, Brunette? No, no, Debbie. the comely blonde. Yeah, blonde. Yeah, Blonde. Bucksum Young. Big titty blonde that's married to somebody else. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 01:36:34 A quick Dominican Republic divorce would prove a neat solution to this problem. And Stephen and Debbie married on June 7, 1980. Yeah. Okay. Now, so he's going to end up having three children across all these marriages. And it's a mess. So by 1985, I've given you the lay of the land of the land of the marriage. The kids of the family.
Starting point is 01:36:58 Fanny's dead. Margaret's controlling people with money. They're fucking up. Scott can do whatever he wants. No one pays attention to him. He does nitrous and drives around on a lotus. And, you know, it's crazy. You can understand why Margaret's trying to control everything because everybody's a fuck up.
Starting point is 01:37:16 Yeah, but she doesn't control Scott. And he gets whatever he wants and lives in the house and she's afraid of him. But this one has to have his furniture arranged a certain way. Right. this one, whereas Scott, he'll take off if you try to control him. Well, there's that, but there's also, that's almost like getting back at Carol Lynn, is it Carol Lynn? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:38 Carol Lynn, yeah. For having this child at such a young age and leaving him to my responsibility, I'm not really even going to care for him. Oh, also, that's also how you treat your grandchildren. Your grandchildren can do no wrong. Yeah, and that's what you're allowed to do anything. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:55 Which, yeah, you go. What the fuck? I wouldn't have been able to be allowed to do my responsibility. My grandkid, I don't care. Let them do what they want. I'm sending them home with you at the end of the night. So have some more pixie sticks. Go ahead. You want them to behave well? Why don't you jump into a towel and get to fistfighting him? Yeah, do it up.
Starting point is 01:38:13 So by the summer of 85, because remember the explosion was July 9th, 85, by the summer, there's so much money that's been put out. Stephen owes his mother tons of money close to $300,000 in shit. His sister's Carol Lynn owes over $100,000 as well, but it's just how it goes. They're always borrowing. No one's ever paying back. And Stephen figured if you're going to open a business that might fail, it's way better to borrow it from mom than the bank. The bank wants it back. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:45 So, yeah. The bank also wants to take other shit. Yeah. Yeah. So then also Stephen figured out if you had the checkbook and mom wasn't reading the statements too closely, you could just write yourself checks and get as much money from them as you want, from your mom as you want. So she did. And she, her personal secretary, Joyce Quinn, pull the numbers here at one point on who owed what because she liked to, you know, lord that over people. Sure. She could give an allowance. She could take an allowance away. She could tell you she's going to cut you out of the will.
Starting point is 01:39:23 She's very much using her money as strings here. She is the family's the bank of the family. Nobody else makes any money any other way. So she started, you know, doing this. And then she started getting into the books. Now, Wayne Kerr, the accountant who told her to slow down a couple years ago, he's on the scene as well. He's a family attorney at a Philadelphia.
Starting point is 01:39:45 and Margaret's lawyer, taxman, investment advisor, money man, basically. Now, Wayne Kerr was such close friends with Stephen that Stephen was best man at Wayne Kerr's wedding. So that's not great that. No. Her money man's all mixed up in that. Now, Kerr flew down to Florida and 85 to handle Margaret's taxes, and he was like, holy shit. The businesses you own with Stephen are a fucking disaster. A disaster.
Starting point is 01:40:17 Missing entries. Checks that are just missing entirely. I have no idea where the fuck they went. No balances carried forward. He has no accountant in the company so the books aren't done to where I can figure them out and know what the fuck to do. So they said, Stephen, not a good bookkeeper, basically. Not a good bookkeeper.
Starting point is 01:40:36 So the mess was so bad, he couldn't even do Margaret's taxes for 84. He had to file for an extension and said, Stephen's got to get his shit together. And basically, I'm going to be back in a couple months. We have to figure this money out. In the meantime, have Stephen clean all this shit up. And then when I come back, we'll do it again, basically. So that's how many accountants fly to you to do your taxes? That means you're rich.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Yeah, that's a good. We couldn't even get our fucking accountant to call us back for business shit. Not rich enough, apparently. We have a problem. That they caused for fuck sake. They caused. They didn't file something. almost killed us both. So anyway, it all worked out, by the way. So it's a lot. So basically,
Starting point is 01:41:23 this Kerr guy basically said that Margaret needed to stop being the bank for the kids. Listen, you need to worry about your other shit. If you want to leave them inheritance is great, but either give it to them now and get it over with or don't give them shit till they have it. And let them manage it. Stop being in the middle of it. If they fall in their face, they fall on their face. Let it happen. You can't just be bleeding this whole time, just hemorrhaping. So July 1985, I guess Carol comes down to Naples to visit her mother. Now, I know she has a house down there, too, that she bought for her. So I don't know what's up with that, but she's still in Boston.
Starting point is 01:41:56 Then this is from early July this same week, the first week of July, 1985. It's getting bad here. Wayne is in town, and they're talking about the money, and they're trying to figure out where the money went with Stephen and all that kind of shit. At this point, Stephen is president of Meridian Security Network, Inc., which is a company that installs burglar alarms in Naples. And he runs this. Yeah, he's been having had a bankrolled by mom. He's being sued locally by creditors claiming he owes them money as well. Nice.
Starting point is 01:42:32 So, it's not good. So Margaret and Wayne Kerr are piecing this all together. Stephen had been given blank checks by his mother that she signed and left. for him, some while she was away on a cruise to cover payroll for the security business that they co-own. Margaret figured a few thousand dollars here and there as needed. Instead, he was using these checks for a lot, staggering accounts of money, just moving them into his own accounts.
Starting point is 01:42:59 Oh, God. Huge amounts. The exact figure, there's a couple of different figures here. There's a federal auditor later that would talk that Stephen appeared to have diverted on the order of $180,000 in his own personal accounts, not even for the business, just stole it. That ought to get payroll going. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:19 That ought to do it. But they said the misappropriation of everything over time between all the businesses, everything he stole, probably in the range of $2 to $2.2.5 million. Million dollars. Just drained from his mother. Stole it, drained it, pissed it away. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:43:39 Whatever it is, it doesn't matter. because it's fucked. Stephen had just bought a big new house in Fort Myers, somewhere between $215,000 and $235,000, has a swimming pool and a tennis court and everything. He started the Meridian Marketing Company near his new house as well. And Stephen told his Meridian employees not to let anyone from the Naples-based company,
Starting point is 01:44:04 the security firm, know the name of the new business or what it did. That looks good. that looks great. He's building all this secret money that in July 7th is when Wayne Kerr flies into Naples and he's an overnight guest at Margaret's home in Quail Creek there in the golf community. And, you know, Margaret takes Kerr to view the land she's buying. It's a lot where she's building a mansion that, by the way,
Starting point is 01:44:35 originally was going to be 17,000 square feet. That's the original plan, but she had to make some corrections and fixes, and now it is up to 28,000 square feet. She's building a house and 28,000 square foot. 28,000 square feet. That's, that's 10 big houses. Yeah. That's insane. That's insane.
Starting point is 01:44:58 That's insane. Normal family homes. Like good size family homes, too. Like doing okay family homes. Upper middle class family homes. It's 10 of them. That's acid. That's what, that's this exact.
Starting point is 01:45:10 I think it was 26,000 square feet is that unfinished mansion that Evander Holyfield was building with bowling out. Remember that old crazy shit? That was what he was doing. And they were like, what an idiot. For one old lady? One old lady, 30,000 square feet. That is fucking insane. She is planning on growing a giant Florida ass.
Starting point is 01:45:35 Oh, huge. 27,000 square foot of ass. That's what she's going to grow. Wow. Now, the outing plan for January 9th is going to stake the site, measure it, figure out what the best view is, where the house should be, all that kind of shit. So that's where they were all going on July 9th that morning. July 8, 1985, Wayne Kerr and Margaret show up at Stevens' business. Margaret and Wayne confront him at his company's headquarters about the money.
Starting point is 01:46:06 Kerr said at times the discussion was heated. Then Margaret and Wayne Kerr drove without Stephen's knowledge to look at his new house that he just bought in Fort Myers to see what he was up to. Then Margaret sees a sports car in the driveway that pisses her off. Apparently, she said, how'd you buy this house without robbing for me? He said, I sold my sports car to make the down payment on the house. Then she pulls in and there's the car. He said he sold right in the driveway. So she's pissed off.
Starting point is 01:46:40 Don't piss me off with this fucking car. So Margaret, by then, Wayne said was just talking about her son being a bad human being and said that she had great concerns about Stephen as a son. Just this guy, yeah, he's a piece of shit, basically. Wow. She was openly talking of cutting Stephen off completely. Fuck. Which is interesting.
Starting point is 01:47:02 Now, the. they're, she's talking about you have to produce the company books, answer for the money, and then figure out what comes up next. Margaret tells Stephen she wanted to sit down and go through the business with him that night. Okay. Stephen told his mother he couldn't. He had a business meeting and he couldn't do that. I got to make excuses.
Starting point is 01:47:25 Why this is a failing? I have to figure this out. I have to make some excuses. So he said, listen, tomorrow we're supposed to go to. the house and do all that. After that, we'll figure out the book. So July 9th, after we go to the house and see your mansion site will go there. That evening, Stephen called Carol, the sister, Carolyn, to make sure that she and Scott would be there the next morning for the outing. You guys are coming too, right? Which makes sense because it's probably with like, I'm going to be super
Starting point is 01:47:58 uncomfortable with just me and mom. You guys have to come. She's going to yell at me so much. Right? At least if Scott's there, I can go, He's a fuck up too. You know what I mean? At least there's something. Yeah. So she thought it was a little odd, but she thought maybe he just needed a buffer, basically. And she said, Scott has no interest in looking at real estate.
Starting point is 01:48:16 But he said, no, be there at 7.30. I'm going to be there. I'll be there at 7.30 a.m. So the next morning, 7.30 a.m. Stephen Benson pulls up to the Quail Creek House and his beige van. Yeah. Okay. He is, which is strange because Stephen is, from what we understand, always late.
Starting point is 01:48:34 always. Yeah, just always late for anything, especially anything early in the morning. He ain't going to be there on time. He's just not a morning person. Now, so no one's expecting him to pull in on time. So no one's even getting ready, like we got to leave at 7.30.
Starting point is 01:48:50 They're like, they'll be here at 8 maybe. We'll just, whatever. So Wayne Kerr is upstairs getting dressed. He glances out the window, sees the van pull in right at 7.30, and he's surprised too. He's like, Jesus Christ. He's here on time.
Starting point is 01:49:02 He fucks up with that. He's about to get an ass chewing and he shows up on time. On time. Carol and Margaret are still in pajamas. Like, they didn't even get dressed yet. It's so, yeah. Scott is asleep. He's not even up.
Starting point is 01:49:15 It's even the first hit of nitrous yet. Fuck, yeah. He doesn't even get that first fucking pull of the day. So Wayne Kerr comes downstairs looking for coffee and only finds Sanka, which is instant decafinated coffee. Instant decaf, which why would you drink that? It gives none of the. benefits of coffee, but yet still taste terrible. This is terrific.
Starting point is 01:49:38 Why would you want that? The instant is bad enough. Like Sanka, that freeze-dried shit is horrible. But decaf, are you shitting me? That's like saying, do you have any non-alcoholic scotch? You know what I mean? Like, I want it to taste terrible, burn, be awful, but also give me no benefits of actual scotch.
Starting point is 01:49:57 I'd like that to be if it's funny. Please give me THC-free weed. I'd like that, yes. which some people do. They do that and I don't get it. A hundred percent, what? They do the shit that's like CBD only or like shit like that. Only?
Starting point is 01:50:14 Only. I don't get that because that doesn't do anything really. Yeah. Like in reality. I don't know. Free. T.H.D. free. There's some shit like that.
Starting point is 01:50:24 Yeah. Not common, obviously. Yeah. So Stephen here sees Kerr looking for coffee and he's like, There's instant decaf. And Stephen says, tell you what, I'll go out, I'll get caught. You're not even, nobody's fucking ready yet. So I'll go out, I'll get coffee.
Starting point is 01:50:41 I'll bring it back and I'll grab a fucking dozen donuts for everybody, too, for the ride-up. Oh, good dunks. Sure. Great. So he goes, he takes on the donut run. He takes not his van. He says, my van's low on gas. I don't feel like stopping for gas, too.
Starting point is 01:50:55 So I'm just taking the Suburban. I'll take that. So he takes Margaret's Suburban. There's like 10 cars in the driveway. I mean, Scott has four cars just on him. Yeah. Two, two 80s, for Christ's sake. I'll take the Lotus is what he should have said, I suppose.
Starting point is 01:51:12 So about 7.30 to 8.40 a.m. here is this coffee run. This should, it's the shop and go store. And this should have taken maybe 15 minutes tops to make this run. He's gone for 70 to 75 minutes. Yeah. Stephen is. the family's housekeeper arrives at around 8.30 and Stephen still isn't back with the coffee. So they're all joking in the kitchen about how long it's taken in this idiot to get coffee.
Starting point is 01:51:41 He's such a moron. It takes him two hours to watch 60 minutes. What terrible comics said that in 1983? I don't know. It was probably pretty clever then. It might have been, yeah. As I say, if Rodney Dangerfield did it in like 72, I'm sure it hadn't been done yet. So there's jokes about 840 to 915 somewhere in there.
Starting point is 01:52:05 He returns with coffee and donuts, hands it out to everybody. And then he starts arranging people. Normally, when the whole family goes somewhere together, Stephen drives. Yeah. Okay, that's how it works. But today, Stephen wants Scott to drive for some reason. Oh, he insists. Insists.
Starting point is 01:52:25 And he wants Margaret in the front passenger seat. and he wants him and Carol to sit in the back, back seats of the car. That's the arrangement he has desired here. Now, Carol is very surprised. First of all, Scott never drives if they're all going somewhere. Second of all, Carol usually rides up front because she gets really car sick.
Starting point is 01:52:45 So she's the, unless you want to stop to let me puke, let me sit up front. But she says she'll sit in the back just this once and climbs in behind Scott on the driver's side. She's carrying the plan. for the house. She's got the plans in there. She stopped to grab a drink because Carol doesn't drink coffee, which is
Starting point is 01:53:04 why she's a few steps behind everybody else because she stopped to get a drink while they were getting coffee in the front yard. So Stephen, at this point, is half in and half out of the back seat behind his mother on the passenger side. And they really
Starting point is 01:53:20 go over later on exactly where he was. Was he how much on the seat? How much would he have one cheek on, one cheek off? Was his leg vertical toward the ground or was it bent? One of those things. So Margaret says, who's got the keys? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:37 And Stephen says, I have them. Now, he is diagonal from Scott. Scott's driving. He's in the passenger back, so he could just hand them right like that to Scott. He walked all the way around this car. Instead, he gets out of the car, walks around it, around the back of the suburban, comes to Carroll's side. and also boosts her seat,
Starting point is 01:54:02 or boosts her into the seat and moves her closer to the door there, Carol. Oh, yeah. Okay. And goes to close it, and she says, no, no, leave it open. It's hot. I'm not, I'll close it when we actually leave.
Starting point is 01:54:13 It's fucking stuffy. Get the EAC going. He leaves Carol's door open. Then he reaches through the window, hands the keys to Scott, and says, oh, I forgot something inside, Stephen says. I forgot the tape measure.
Starting point is 01:54:25 We need that. Yeah. I'll run inside and get it. He goes inside, jogs back to the house. Yep. It's at that point, Scott turns the ignition and kabum. Yeah. The car explodes.
Starting point is 01:54:38 Margaret and Scott are killed immediately. Right now. Instantly. The bomb, it's a huge blast. It hurls their bodies clear out of the vehicle on foot on. Wow. Heard for five miles, like we said. Debris raining on golf courses, pieces of the suburban, pieces of flesh, pieces of things all
Starting point is 01:54:58 over the neighborhood. Wayne Kerr hadn't got outside yet. Wayne Kerr's inside working on the books, I guess. He wasn't going on the trip. He was going to be doing the books while they were gone. He hears, Kaboom, feels the whole house shake, and hears debris pelt the windows. Right. So shit raining down.
Starting point is 01:55:22 He thought, the first thing he thought was the lotus blew up, because I guess the Lotus has been backfiring super, super loud lately, and he thought maybe there was something in it that caused it to explode. So he thought maybe the Lotus blew up in the driveway. But it didn't happen. Too much nitrous. By the way, if my house exploded, nobody would say, I bet a lotus blew up in his driveway. Like, that's a very specific thing. I bet that misfiring Lotus is the problem. Must be the problem. Yeah. But yeah, he said that. That must be it. Now, Carol was in the backseat with the door open. She got blown out of the car and onto the grass, and she is conscious and on fire, running around with her hair on fire, rolling around, trying to get the flames off of her, screaming.
Starting point is 01:56:06 The two golfers, Charles Meyer and Fred Merrill run over. Remember, Merrill was Margaret's realtor. They come over. They go to Margaret's side, find her on the ground beside the fully engulf vehicle, grab her ankles, drag her away. Merrill goes to the driver's side, finds Scott's body, then sees Carol alive, burning right beside the car and tries to help her. This is about 30 seconds to a minute after the first explosion. While this is going on, while he goes to help her, kaboom, it happens again. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:41 It explodes again. Now, this, I guess, apparently, was right where this explosion went off right where Carol had been sitting. under her seat. The second explosion throws shrapnel 200 feet and further. So the Merrill guy, he ends up
Starting point is 01:57:02 getting a lot of the shrapnel on him. He was helping Carol away. He ends up losing part of his nose because of this. He got hit in the face. The chunk of something gets knocked off his feet and lands on top of Carol.
Starting point is 01:57:15 Wow. Which either puts her out or sets them both on fire. So that's not great. Now, Meyer, who had already tripped over some landscaping and was falling backwards when the second bomb blew got shrapnel all across his chest here. He needed stitches and shit like that.
Starting point is 01:57:32 That's not a gas tank. No, no. But apparently, the fact that he was falling down helped him. Stuff didn't hit him the same way. Yeah. Yeah. They said if he'd been standing upright, the shrapnel would probably go into his chest instead of grazing him, basically. So there's groundskeepers all over the place pulling the golfers back from the burning wreck.
Starting point is 01:57:56 The golf course, like, oh, hey, those are clients. Get those people out of there. Now, Stephen, where's he? So when the first bomb went off, Stephen was jogging back toward the house. When the second bomb went off or second explosion, he was heading out of it. So somehow he avoids any kind of explosion here. Now, the minutes after this, it is a. fucking chaos, as you can imagine, around here.
Starting point is 01:58:23 I mean, there's still shit raining down. It's crazy. They said the suburban is completely open like a tin can, completely engulfed in flames. There's two dead people on the grass. Carol is horribly burned and screaming and awful. Golfers are injured. Groundskeepers are getting shit on them.
Starting point is 01:58:43 It's a mess. At this point, there is a neighborhood garbage man. He's okay, this fucking idiot, okay? He noticed that the burning suburban was close to Stevens beige work van. So he grabbed the keys to move it. Okay. You know, because you want to fuck with a crime scene, obviously. So yeah, I guess this guy had ran in and he said he came,
Starting point is 01:59:07 he went to talk to see if Stephen was okay. And he said he calmed down. And Stephen asked this man if he could get him his cigarettes from the front of the beige van that Stephen had driven. Because I guess if you ever, there's a time you need a cigarette, it's probably now. Going to need a smoke, yeah. Couldn't need a smoke. There, he said that the van Stephen had driven. It was loaded with all the financial records that they wanted to see.
Starting point is 01:59:29 The van was parked close to the suburban. So this guy said, we better get it out of here. And he said before it blows up. So this guy hop behind the wheel of the van and reached to turn on the ignition when it struck him that, hey, maybe I shouldn't do this because maybe this will explode too. Yeah. How many of these are rigged? Exactly. So he didn't know.
Starting point is 01:59:50 So he took the cigarettes off the seat and brought him back to Stephen. And then not long after a member of the Bond squad disengaged the ignition and scoured the van for anything else. And then when they reconnected the ignition, they found nothing. The tank was about a quarterful. So we had a quarter tank. So this is crazy. Now, Wayne Kerr makes it as far as the front door. sees the carnage and concludes that
Starting point is 02:00:18 probably more useful calling 911 than jumping into this mess right now. So he does that. Well, he doesn't do it. He gets the housekeeper to call 911. Somebody calls 911. Now, Stephen is shaking and having trouble talking, unable to give a dispatcher useful information.
Starting point is 02:00:37 Here doesn't know. So paramedics, police, fire, ATF, everybody shows up here. paramedics checked Stephen over, could not find a scratch on him. Not one scratch. Not a scratch. They urge him go to the hospital anyway.
Starting point is 02:00:53 You might have shock. You could have internal injuries. You know, get looked at. Now, Carol is so critically burned that she'll be eventually flown to a Boston burn unit. Florida can't even fix her. They have to fly her to Massachusetts
Starting point is 02:01:08 to fix her ass. So this is a, in a burn unit aboard a Lear jet outfitted with intensive care equipment. You wonder what the fuck? How much did that cost? How much is that trip? That is who we? A private jet with intensive care, like a hospital room and a private jet all in one.
Starting point is 02:01:28 The private jet from Florida to Boston is 20 grand. Add in an intensive care unit on the bed. What does that cost? Holy shit. And the staff to do all the work. Wow. That is something else, man. So within hours, the police are joined by special agents from the Federal Bureau of Tobacco Alcohol and Firearms, or Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, I should say.
Starting point is 02:01:52 They've been ordered to comb the area for anything that didn't grow, essentially. Anything that's not grass or plants, pick it up. They wore magnetic gloves, and they squatted on the driveway, sifting the soil beneath and around the suburban for any fragments of metal that might pop up. others found pieces of fabric, metal, and flesh in the trees and even on the roof. Oh, fuck. Neighbors would later hire a special cleaning service
Starting point is 02:02:19 to remove bits of flesh that have been blown on to their screens. Now it gets caught. Gross. It's like if you get spaghetti sauce and a strainer, you know what I mean? You're fucked. That shit's going to harden in there.
Starting point is 02:02:30 You're never getting it out. That's basically what they had at that point. So they needed special. It's crazy. Stephen refuses to go to the hospital. He doesn't want to leave that. house, which they say is probably in shock, whatever. So the lead investigator on this from the Collier County Sheriff's Department is named Harold
Starting point is 02:02:46 Young. He's one of the first to respond. And he said the suburban was blown to bits, bodies lying on each side. And he goes into the house looking for the survivor here, Stephen. He finds Stephen on the telephone smoking a cigarette. Yeah. Okay. We'll talk about in a second what he heard.
Starting point is 02:03:06 but they talked for a minute and he they said well why'd you take an hour to go to the store and he says well i was going to buy coffee and i ran into two workers from the sandcastle construction company he said i don't know their names um i don't know their names but i was just chit-chatting with a couple of guys i knew i can't i don't know their names i just know them from around hey you hey you i know i got five people waiting for me but let's talk for 45 minutes or so while this coffee gets ice cold what do you say two guys that i'm not even about to ask your name So he does, the detective describes Stephen's demeanor as, quote, calm as a cucumber. Okay.
Starting point is 02:03:46 When he first walked up to him, when Stephen was on the phone, he was talking to a business associate, and he heard the guy from the business that he's talking to. He heard Stephen ask, quote, how much did we take in yesterday? Oh, boy. This is before the initial responders have gotten there. he's already on the phone with his business asking how much money did we make yesterday. Which shouldn't really matter right now. Yeah. So then his wife, Deborah, is brought into the scene here.
Starting point is 02:04:14 Debbie's brought in. The big titty blonde? The big titty blonde. They go get her. Yeah. He goes, you'll want to do that. She has huge tits. You'll enjoy having her in the car.
Starting point is 02:04:22 Don't worry about it. So Debbie seemed, they said, less concerned about what had happened. And she kept saying that someone's out to kill Stephen. She said, Scott and Margaret are at the wrong place, the wrong time. Steven's alive and there's still someone lurking out there who wants him dead. So this is scary. So anyway, they go in later on, they're looking around the house.
Starting point is 02:04:46 Deborah had already been inside. When they go in to search the house for additional bombs, because they don't know if maybe there's something in the house, Stephen's wife, Deborah emerges from a bathroom. And she's like, whoa, you guys are looking pretty serious. She said, here I am sitting on the pot and I could have blown up. you know, like lethal weapon style, sitting on the pot. Stephen and everybody left. Also, officers at one point brought Stephen a lawn chair so he could sit comfortably in the front of the house.
Starting point is 02:05:17 Well, you know, they clean up the corpses of his mother and brother or nephew, I guess, would be more accurate. The medical examiner says that Margaret and Scott died of multiple, quote, overwhelming injuries from the explosion. John. It's an explosion. How'd they die? Exploded, essentially. Torn apart. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:37 Margaret had extensive injuries concentrated on the left side of her body, and Scott mostly on the right side, the middle of the car. Right in the center. Yeah. Yep. They said that Scott had a piece of wood driven into his chest, consistent with their positions in the front seat when the center console, they think that's where the explosion came from.
Starting point is 02:05:57 Uh-huh. A sheriff's investigator described the scene as, uh, what appeared to be flesh and blood on the side of Stevens' work van as well, and human remains thrown all the way across the street. So he's got his mother's, because it's on that side, he's got his mother's exploded flesh on his van too. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 02:06:18 The police said at the end, quote, we know it was an explosion. We haven't confirmed whether it was a bomb. We may know tomorrow more information. Yeah. Okay. The next day, July 10th, federal and local investigators reveal that two bombs were the cause of the blast. Two.
Starting point is 02:06:37 Two bombs. Now, Carol has been transferred to Massachusetts General Hospital by that point, and Stephen is questioned about the explosion, but no details are released from a statement. We know what he said. He said, I was talking to a couple of construction guys. The Collier County Sheriff's Lieutenant Eric Daniels said that the... The victims, quote, probably didn't have a chance to move before the vehicle exploded around 8.30 a.m. So now, the first bomb was positioned in the center console area between and just behind the front seats. Inside the vehicle.
Starting point is 02:07:18 In the console. Yeah. Those consoles and those vehicles and those Suburbanes, Ram Chargers, Broncos, they're enormous. They're enormous. You put your car seat in there if you want to. James, I used to put two bongs in one. Yeah, they're huge. Gigantic.
Starting point is 02:07:33 Gigantic. Yeah. We don't know if it's from under it or in it, though. Right. The second bomb, this one had been positioned toward the left rear right where Carol had been sitting. Uh-huh. Okay. And the delayed second blast, they said a piece of evidence here, a bomb expert would later conclude that the devices were designed to make certain that everyone in the vehicle died, essentially.
Starting point is 02:07:58 Right. They were placed and made that way. Police have said the second bomb was controlled by a timing device. This is complicated. Carol told investigators that the first blast appeared to happen when her brother turned the key in the ignition. That seemed to be the trigger for that one. But they said the second one is on a timer. Huh.
Starting point is 02:08:20 Okay. Now, the estate, things are filed in court. The estate is worth over $10 million in cash securities and real estate. mom's estate, okay, which is now down to his and Carol if she makes it. You know, we don't know. She's in a burn unit. July 11, 1985, Wayne Kerr files the will. He filed it.
Starting point is 02:08:44 Then the will names Scott and Stephen and Carol as heirs and Kerr as executor and trustee. So I mean, he's a guy who would be distributing this shit. Right. Okay. The next day, there's a challenge to that will. Oh. A guy named Gian DeLoch, a Naples lawyer, filed a will dated January 29, 1985, which is two years after Kerr's will. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:09 Naming the same errors, all three kids, but excluding Kerr as executor. Oh. So cutting Kerr out of this. Yeah. Because he's involved with, uh, maybe. Perhaps. That's possible. That could do the reason.
Starting point is 02:09:22 Uh, so a circuit court judge freezes all the assets of the estate until it can be decided. who is what and which will is valid and what the fuck's going on. So July 15th, Kerr announces that he will contest the validity of the second will, which leaves the estate directly to the kids without him in the middle as an executor. I want to control the money now. Stephen, in the weeks after this talks to the press quite a bit, he even wrote to the press, insisting he had no idea what the motive could be, no clue who would want his family dead.
Starting point is 02:09:54 Now the papers, and a lot of people are running hard with the theory of Scott must have pissed somebody off. Scott runs a wild loose life. His drug life, paternity suits, all night parties. Snap and hitting his sister mother with fucking beating. Like, he must have pissed somebody off to the point where they said, all right, fuck this asshole. That's the speculation. You live in a real wild life when your car's got gnaw in it. it's for you.
Starting point is 02:10:26 That's unbelievable. That is crazy. Yeah. So they have a wake in Naples and then the funeral will be in Lancaster later on because that's where they have the family mausoleum and all that shit. So in Naples, about 35 people, as the newspaper put it, many of them young and fashionably dressed attended a closed casket viewing in Naples. It was the hottest social event of the season, Jimmy.
Starting point is 02:10:51 Investigators still have no leads. One of them said the whole thing is a man. mystery. Yeah. So funerals happen. Margaret and Scott were flown to Lancaster and interred in the family mausoleum. Only relatives and close friends were permitted to attend and police were there too, watching just in case.
Starting point is 02:11:09 They do that when there's a murder. See who shows up. On this day, the reverend that they had called the deaths of Scott and Margaret, foolish, ugly and reprehensible in front of about, by the way, close friends and just family's about 250 people. That's pretty nice. I mean, easy to make friends
Starting point is 02:11:30 when you're rich. Yeah, right? So they're placed there at the Woodward Hill Cemetery. Now, at the funeral, Stephen sits between his wife, the big titty blonde, and his grandfather, Harry,
Starting point is 02:11:43 who's still fucking alive, by the way. What? Harry is still alive. Wow. So that's the thing. Mom's dad? Yes. If Harry
Starting point is 02:11:53 had made them wait till he died to get the money. They'd be poor. They'd be middle class because they'd be working at stuff, but there wouldn't be nitrous tanks and lovuses and all this crazy shit going on. Wow. So Harry, who still works
Starting point is 02:12:09 on his tulips, that's all he cares about. This poor man, I mean, this poor guy is in his 80s, right? Yeah. He's born in 1897, so he is 88 years old at this point. Oh my God. Almost 90. Yeah. So during this, Stephen leans over to his grandfather and asks him for a $20,000 loan during the funeral.
Starting point is 02:12:32 That's appropriate. Harry said, okay, gives it to him. Oh. He doesn't know what he's got. He has no idea about all that other stuff. So he just thinks, oh, yeah, you probably need a couple of bucks to, you know, whatever. Here you go. So police talking to Stephen, they keep pressing him on that missing hour and he just says, I bumped into some people.
Starting point is 02:12:50 I don't know their names. What more do you want for me? That's it. I'm real social. I'm just no people, damn it. July 17th, investigators fly to Boston to interview Carol in her hospital room to get, because she's finally like less medicated enough to get words out at this point, off the morphine, just enough.
Starting point is 02:13:14 July 18, 1985, Stephen has an announcement. Okay. He announced that I cooperated with the investigators. But now his company issues a statement urging the public to help in the investigation. However, he says that through his attorney, I will no longer be cooperating with them. You guys should, but I won't be. I'm going to take a powder on this whole shit. Cool.
Starting point is 02:13:40 If you guys could cooperate in my stead, that would be lovely. I mean, go for it, but not me. July 21st, Harry, Grandpa Harry does an interview with the newspaper where he says, he's, remember we said what a nice guy he is? He said he's very, very sad and this hurts his heart and everything, but also that he forgives whoever killed his daughter and grandson. Wow. Because he's a church guy and he takes that shit seriously.
Starting point is 02:14:08 Yeah. It's not just a social outing for him. He really, like, looks at this. Oh, okay, forgiveness. I'm sorry. Your great grandson, if we're being honest. Let's be honest here. Yeah, he has great grandson.
Starting point is 02:14:18 No shit. So the investigation, here we go. The Collier County Sheriff's Office, runs the local investigation, you know, with other people in the mix here, all right? So the home, it sits on a white-violet way, like we said, treeline street inside Quail Creek and has the guard entrance that you have to, even if service people have to sign in, people have to be phone. This matters a lot because they're like, how the fuck does someone get in there and plan
Starting point is 02:14:48 a goddamn car bomb when you have to go through a guard gate that takes your name down and calls the people. So they're like, that's, that's interesting here. By the way, this country club, the golf club they live on, it's like tens of thousands of dollars a year just in membership fee. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. So they wonder also, who was the target here?
Starting point is 02:15:10 Right. Which of the four? Who was the target? That's the thing. There's four different people living four different lives. So in the first hours and days here, they're just baffled. and then they said, you know, this was more of a mystery than most investigations. And they said they don't have any good leads like they normally have in a murder case.
Starting point is 02:15:30 Yeah. They're like, we don't have the, I saw the guy doing this or we don't have any of that. It's a bombing inside a gated golf course community with a guarded entrance, a visitor logbook, a low-key widow. No one seems to have a grudge against. None of this shit makes sense. One local resident said he could imagine something like this happening in Miami, among the gangsters or in Beirut. Because, you know, Miami, Beirut, same thing.
Starting point is 02:15:54 But never Naples. Never. Not in this town. That's what's going on. Never here. So they said the vehicle was registered to both Margaret and Scott. Margaret was the money, but Scott was a wild kid with a crazy crowd and a temper and probably enemies and he might owe people money and he's an addict and he's involved in drugs
Starting point is 02:16:15 and anything can happen. So the initial theory. from all the investigators is that Scott was the intended victim. And that the bombing is tied to his drug world and that maybe he owed the wrong people money or maybe he saw something he shouldn't have. And that's what the press ran with.
Starting point is 02:16:33 Hard party and rich kid named in paternity suits with all these parties hanging out with strippers and drug dealers and it all catches up to you. 21 years old to anger that many people. Man. That's wild. So they chase every lead down, Everybody ever talked to, everybody ever bought drugs from, everything like that.
Starting point is 02:16:54 Nothing comes of it. Nothing. That theory just goes away. They dig in with social circle, the drug enemy theory. That's a dead end. There's nothing. They can't figure it out. That's when the secret surface, they found out that Scott was really Carol's son and raised his margars.
Starting point is 02:17:11 The cops didn't even know that until they were mid-investigation here. Yeah. I think it was, if I'm not mistaken, I think it might have been Margaret's sister that told them. Like, that's not, that's her kid, not Carol's kid in the middle of this. So they were like, what the fuck? Then they said, holy shit, what if he found out about that and got so fucking mad that everybody lied to him and said, fuck everybody. Fuck me and fuck everybody. Let's do this. And I'm going to blow the whole goddamn family up. Who knows? 21 years and you're an unstable guy to begin with a little bit. You might snap. So then they said,
Starting point is 02:17:50 no, they said he never knew the secret. They know there's never any proof that he found out about it. That's crazy. They talked to all his friends. He never said to any of his friends or his girlfriend that he found out about it. He would have told somebody about it. Never knew. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:03 And they said the paternity rumors and the party rumors, they're all true, but they're not motives. And they couldn't find anybody that would want to kill him. They can't figure it out. The bomb in the vehicle requires access to the vehicle inside a gated community with a guard outside. That's the problem. It doesn't matter. They even looked into the, well, the family dog, not about the bombing, but Scott kept a guard dog, and they said no one reported the dog raising any alarm about a stranger near the cars that morning either. So if someone snuck in around the gate or through the golf course or something, then what?
Starting point is 02:18:37 He was too busy shitting on the Berber. Yeah, exactly. So ATF agents, when they get their look at the vehicle, one of them made the joke that it was either a murder or these people had one hell of a lawsuit. against General Motors, because this is an explosion. Holy shit. The suburban, they said, had been reduced to what one first responder described as an open, a torn open beer can. That's how they described it.
Starting point is 02:19:05 The hood blasted upward, the windshield blew out, the roof peeled back, everything. A team of around 20 investigators combed the gravel driveway and surrounding yards and recovered some 40 fragments of two. suspected pipe bombs. Among the debris, they also found pieces of what looked like a circuit board, a motherboard fragment. They theorized had come from a burglar alarm, which is a detail that points in one certain direction. The debris field was so intense, they said, with fragments and everything else being thrown so far that the investigators had to keep widening their search perimeter. Wow.
Starting point is 02:19:48 Because it kept going farther than they thought, pulling pieces from screen porches and, you know, houses down the street. And also, they were scared of a third device. They were really afraid in the beginning there might be another bomb in one of the other cars in the driveway. So they used a remote control setup to turn on the ignitions of the other vehicles from a safe distance, one at a time to see if any of them were rigged with explosions. That's how we find out if they're rigged. We start them? You put a remote start thing on? back away and see if it explodes.
Starting point is 02:20:21 Hey. See if this, if I'm in the neighborhood, I'm definitely gathering around for that. This is going to be interesting. Yeah. I'm going to keep my distance, but definitely. Then they're studying the catastrophic explosion and the pattern of injuries on the bodies. And that's how they're working out the sequence and the seating. Margaret had been in the right front passenger.
Starting point is 02:20:42 The extensive damage was concentrated on her right side, obviously the opposite with Scott. two people sitting up front, each shredded worse on the side facing the console. So, duh, it's in the center console. Very easy. Second bomb positioned toward the left rear passenger area right where Carol had been sitting. And the timing of the second blast, 30 seconds to a minute after the first, is the detail that gives them a lot of information. A bomb expert concludes that the devices were designed to make sure everybody died. The first blast to kill the front seat, second blast to kill whoever sat in that back.
Starting point is 02:21:17 seat behind the driver. It was a two-stage kill engineered to kill everybody. And they said the only reason Carol survived is because her door was open. It blew her away from the car. Out of it, yep. Which helped her, whereas the other thing, they were trapped in there and got all the shit. The force was able to stay and injure them rather than blow them out. Exactly.
Starting point is 02:21:41 And that's only because she asked Stephen to leave it open because it was hot. Right, because of the AC. Yep. So they said when the first bomb went off, the open door and the blast dynamics blew her out of the vehicle and onto the grass before the second device, which was the one meant for her, could get her. So the golfers playing their game, saw the family gathering at the car, expected to keep playing their round. Instead, they saw this explosion. They said the call to 911 was a mess. they said because
Starting point is 02:22:14 Wayne Kerr couldn't answer the dispatcher's questions because he genuinely didn't know what happened. He was doing numbers and then an explosion. Stephen was too shaken to talk. So the housekeeper ended up on the line. Nobody in the house could tell the dispatcher what had exploded or why or how, which is interesting.
Starting point is 02:22:35 Now, they're trying to figure this all out. Then they figure out they find something because one thing they said, why weren't you in the car to Stephen? He said, I went back to get the measuring tape. And so did Carol. He went back to get the measuring tape. What they find in the debris near the vehicle is a fucking measuring tape.
Starting point is 02:22:52 It was in the truck the whole time. He didn't go back to get it. It was in the truck. So they're like, what up with that? They go, I mean, maybe he didn't know it was in the truck and thought he was in the house. Who knows? But that seems pretty suspicious. Sure enough.
Starting point is 02:23:07 Then also Harold Young, the first investigator, said that it was just, weird. He took a 75 minute coffee run. He took the suburban with him and took way too long to get coffee rather than taking any of the other cars. He's the one who told everybody where to sit.
Starting point is 02:23:25 Then he runs out of the car. It's awfully. He's either the luckiest son of a bitch alive or he's got some splainant to do here. Then they trace the bomb components, four inch galvanized pipe and matching end caps. They trace that to
Starting point is 02:23:41 Hughes Supply, a construction and plumbing supplier, which is just a few yards from Stephen's office. A few hundred yards, sorry. The hardware store, they find that on July 5th, 1985, a man matching Stevens description walked into
Starting point is 02:23:57 Hughes Supply and buys two four-inch galvanized steel end caps. He signs the receipt, the signature's illegible. He gives the company name as Del Rey Construction, which does not exist and wears a baseball hat and dark sunglasses while he purchases these.
Starting point is 02:24:17 Okay. You know, to make you look like the Unabomber. You want to look as much like the Unabomber as possible when you're buying bomb supplies. I want to look as suspicious as possible. Oh, man. So July 8th, 85, the day before the explosions, a man-matching Stevens' descriptions, makes a second purchase, two galvanized steel pipes, four inches in diameter, 12 inches long, pays in cash.
Starting point is 02:24:40 So now he's got the N caps from the fifth And he's got the pipes from the eighth That's a big ass pipe It's big It's I mean these are big explosions Giant bomb The it was $36 and $8 and then $28 and $0.25 total So he spent
Starting point is 02:24:58 Possibly $64 to kill his family What the fuck? That doesn't seem like enough I mean you gotta get the guts too Yeah That's a pretty cheap. thinking. So they built a composite sketch from the salesman's description. It resembles Stephen. Yeah. And the salesman said he couldn't rule Stephen out. Didn't pick him out of the,
Starting point is 02:25:20 at the lineup, but said, he can't rule him out. Six-two, big guy, 230 pounds. He fits the description. Um, so Hughes supply, by the way, was only technically supposed to sell to licensed contractors. Uh-huh. But you got a guy standing there with cash in his hand and a couple of pipes saying he's just trying to finish this job real quick. They're going to get fucking whatever. There you go. A little bit of pipe. That's fine.
Starting point is 02:25:45 Just laying a little bit of pipe, everybody. Then they get the, because I mean, that's the, his description's fine, but you need more proof. Then with a search warrant, investigators obtain Stevens palm prints and compare them against a palm print lifted from the paperwork that was signed. And it's a perfect match. A left ham palm print on the receipt at a large. number of points of identification. Not a lot of doubt. There's a lot.
Starting point is 02:26:14 Plenty to really know it's his fingerprint or palm print. So then there's trace evidence here. On Stephen's pants, investigators recovered a single particle, a flake of zinc, a flake. Oh. One flake, consistent with the galvanized coating on the pipe used in the bombs. Oh. They said, holy shit, it flaked off onto him when he was building the whole. fucking bombs. That's what happened.
Starting point is 02:26:41 Calvinized steel shed zinc and Stephen had zinc on his clothing. There you go. Wow. So then the timers as well. The detonation method pointed back to Stephen's skill set, which is computer shit, which is exactly what it does. A bomb technician
Starting point is 02:26:57 concluded that the devices had probably been set off electronically or electrically, a conclusion consistent with the two closely timed sequenced blasts and consistent with Stephen's professional background of installing burglar alarms and security systems. Because the circuit board fragment they found is from a burglar alarm.
Starting point is 02:27:16 And he has a company that does burglar alarms, which seems, yeah, he understood wiring, triggers, time circuits. He knew all that shit. That's all that stuff. So that's the one, basically. They said that also, this isn't his first homemade explosive. There's a backstory from a workman, a groundskeeper at the family. family's compound in Pennsylvania years ago.
Starting point is 02:27:42 He said that he looked down from his ladder one day and saw Stephen walking across the yard carrying copper tubes with wires attached. Then heard a huge explosion. What the fuck? He came off the ladder, walked toward the tennis courts, and saw Stephen holding what looked like a remote control device with two buttons on it and laughing. He said he was just cracking up because he blew something up just for fun. Huh. Wow. There's also testimony that at a memorial gathering, Stephen himself had spoken about previously making and setting off pipe bombs with copper pipe and gunpowder. Really? Jesus Christ. So then there's the money. Stephen is, he's just bought that big house and now all the walls are collapsing on him.
Starting point is 02:28:31 Didn't sell the sports car. The federal auditor looks into this and said he stole at least a house. $180,000 into just personal accounts. Meanwhile, the total misappropriation is running well into the millions. This was all coming to light. That day, he had to have an explanation for what he did literally two hours later when they got done with this trip. July 25, 1985, Wayne Kerr attempts to have a Naples stock brokerage firm turn over more than $1 million in Benson's stock and their stock. and their stocks, and the brokerage firm declines because it's still being fought in the courts. So even though it's all put on hold, Wayne is still, Wayne Kerr's still trying to get moves made somehow.
Starting point is 02:29:18 Meanwhile, Carol is improving. Oh. She has skin grafts that appear to be successful. Shit. And, yeah, so the two investigators that were up there returned to Florida after talking to her a whole bunch. July 27, 85, Stephen Benson closes down. his Florida businesses, telling his employees that funds to keep the operations going are tied up following the deaths of his mother and brother. I can't steal anymore for my mother.
Starting point is 02:29:46 Yeah. Can't steal. So he was also, in addition to the burglar alarm and security firm, he was operating a public relations and marketing firm in Fort Myers as well. He could use some public relations at this point. July 29th, 85, a Florida attorney charges that Margaret Benson never properly signed a 1983 will and that Wayne Kerr may have committed fraud upon the court and perjury when he told a probate court judge that he knew of no will written after May of 83. Oh.
Starting point is 02:30:21 So they're saying she told you when she got her other will going and you're trying to just be in control of this. What is that about? Well, it's because these, the executors get gigantic fees for doing this. Oh, okay. That's the thing. This isn't about stealing that money. You don't have to.
Starting point is 02:30:35 That's why people want to be executors because they get massive fucking, you can charge massive amounts of fees to do that. So it's a huge deal. It's the best business you could be in. July 30th to August 5th here, a Collier County judge freezes the Benson estate, barring any distribution. of assets. A representative for Carol announces her presence for the January 85, her preference for January 85 will. She likes that will better, the one that just gives her the money right away rather than having to go through Kerr. And also, even though the will from May 83 leaves all of Margaret's jewelry to her, but the other one doesn't. She said,
Starting point is 02:31:21 I'd rather take the other one anyway because I can buy jewelry with the massive amount of fees. I'm going to pay this guy. August 5th, in separate requests, Stephen and Carol, asked the judge to be joint administrators of their mother's estate. So they said, let us do it. Let us be the administrators.
Starting point is 02:31:40 Yeah. August 8th, detectives say an arrest may be made by the end of the month. And that same day, Wayne Kerr is interviewed by three hours by investigators in Naples. August 10th,
Starting point is 02:31:55 Carol is released from the burn center. Great. She's doing great. August 16th, 1985, Wayne Kerr says, fuck it, and withdraws his request to administer the estate. Not worth my time. Fuck it. August 22nd, 1985 at 10 a.m. Stephen is at his attorney's office when the police show up and arrest him.
Starting point is 02:32:17 Why? Absolutely. For murder. Double. And attempted. And all sorts of other shit. Yeah, there's a lot. Now, when they arrest him, Stephen had driven here in his work van.
Starting point is 02:32:30 The beige van. The beige one. It's very light. Some people call it white. So it's like a very light beige. On his door, he still has blood and flesh from his mother. He never even cleaned his mother's fucking brain matter off the side of his car. When is this?
Starting point is 02:32:47 August 22nd. He's been driving around for a month and a half with brain on his car. With mom on the side. That is fucking insane. Wow. Six weeks. That is wild. I'm surprised the rain didn't take it off in that much time.
Starting point is 02:33:03 That is some Florida ass shit. So he's arraigned, enters a plea of not guilty to nine charges against him. And then they're talking about they have to change venues because there is renovations at the Collier County Courthouse. Also, there's a ton of publicity here. So you should probably move it. anyway. Now, Harry, Grandpa, great-grandpa, in some cases, is still alive. And he asked personally that the judge
Starting point is 02:33:34 deny Stephen Bale. Yeah. This nice man, you've pushed him too far. Keep his ass in there. He said, anyone willing to murder his own mother and brother, quotey brother, for money would be willing to murder his grandfather for the same money. Yeah. I don't feel safe. The charges are two counts of first degree murder. count of attempted first-degree murder, plus arson of a dwelling and a shitload of explosives-related counts that are separate there.
Starting point is 02:34:01 Now, because using explosives to commit a murder as a federal offense, there was a judicial, jurisdictional issue of where do we try him, state or federal. At the time, though, there is no federal death penalty, but there is certainly one in Florida, so they decide, let's try him state level and get him a death penalty. He gets no bail, by the way. So July of 86 is the trial. So a year later, after the explosion and the deaths and everything else. It's a, it's in, imagine just this, even if these people were nobody's, this would be a crazy story that everybody covered.
Starting point is 02:34:36 But the fact that they're rich on the golf course and all that is just the biggest story ever in Naples. Huge. So they have to move it to Lee County here. There's a big article here in the Philadelphia Daily News. Stephen Benson murder trial draws Hollywood interest. Yeah, a Hollywood movie producer was in court yesterday to get a firsthand look at the Stephen Benson murder trial in hopes of bringing the story to the silver screen. Elliot Geisinger, producer of the Amityville Har and other feature films, has said the people from his firm in attendance at the trial since its start, but he's had his partners, him and his partners wanted to get a firsthand look. He said, we think it's a fascinating case.
Starting point is 02:35:20 He said, he called it a soap opera aspect of the story is what interests him as a film producer. Conceding the story might be better suited as a made-for-TV movie than a Hollywood feature. Might be right. Yeah, might be right. It's a huge circus. People magazine came, CNN came.
Starting point is 02:35:37 And this is 86. This isn't, you know, now. Reporters fly in from around the world in the country. Local television is preempting regular programming to run live courtroom fees. It's huge. One station cut away from a soap opera to go live to the Benson trial, and it got 100 angry calls from people that are pissed off that the soap got cut off, and then a record
Starting point is 02:35:59 number of calls asking when they would go live at the trial again, because that was awesome. Can you please just skip days of our lives every day now? This is way more dramatic. What we just told you is way better than two years of days of our lives or whatever the fuck it is. Palmer Cable Vision, the cable company, ran a nightly hour-long recap of each day's proceeding called the Benson Chronicles. Wow. At least three authors are in the gallery working on notes for the case as well to write books. The Brock brothers who are prosecuting
Starting point is 02:36:30 use more than 200 exhibits in this whole thing. Reporters, by the way, because they have the Brock brothers and then they have the defense team who are like Jaguar driving slick back guys. So they call this whole thing Miami Vice meets the Beverly. Hillbillies. That's the defense team versus the Beverly Hillbillies of the prosecution team. Wow. They also did a weird thing where they picked the newspaper, put an ad out in the paper for six men and six women to be a mirror jury to go to the court and then the paper will ask them like if they were a jury what they would do, which is interesting, but the only thing is they would have to leave every time the jury gets dismissed or else you're hearing shit they're not hearing. Right. So that'll change your mind. You got to keep them exposed to the same shit the jury's exposed to and nothing more.
Starting point is 02:37:22 That's it. Yep. So they were paid the same hourly wage that they received for their regular jobs by the newspaper. They appeared to have little in common with the real article, they said. One was a pink-coft high school English teacher from the Midwest, a younger woman with jet black long hair. Okay. And heavy mascara was dubbed Cleopatra by reporters. while another mirror jury, a juror, was a bald man from Las Vegas with a white mustache and double-pierced right earloat.
Starting point is 02:37:53 Ooh. These are things nobody would even notice now about them. Back then, I was like, they're weird. It's a fascinating guy from Vegas. That's it. They say, by now, the trial had more than its full complement of colorful regulars. Among them, a soap opera writer and baggy pants and dark glasses, a redhead with ruby studded ankle bracelet and a straw fan, and an 83-year-old retiree who always brought along,
Starting point is 02:38:17 tucked under his arm, one of his painted wooden duck decoys. Whoa, that's a character. He brings his ducky with him? Brings it with him. I made this. Who wants ducks? I mean, shit, if there's all that attention. On the physical evidence, the state walks the jury through everything,
Starting point is 02:38:34 the receipts, the fake Del Rey construction, the name, the disguise, the palm print, the zinc flake, the reconstructed devices, the fact that he has expertise, you know, all the evidence. There's a lot of evidence, yeah. Fingerprint expert testifies that that's definitely his palm print on the invoice, recording the sale of the pipes that blew up. Another here, a metallurgist and bomb technicians also testify to the construction, the galvanized steel pipes, roughly 12 inches long, four inches in diameter,
Starting point is 02:39:02 with matching galvanized N-cap screwed on to contain the charge, packed with nails and tacks to maximize the shredding damage. nails and like it's an Iraqi IED. What the fuck are you doing? This is your family. Wow. The last detail here about it was it wasn't really, it wasn't just a bomb. It was a shrapnel.
Starting point is 02:39:26 It was meant to kill, not to explode. Wow. Later on, a juror would say that the horror was fathoming that someone had plotted and schemed and told the people where to sit, too. Like, that seems gross. Really gross. The forensic testimony investigators reconstructed the pipe bomb's dimensions from partial fragments since no intact pipe survived to measure, extrapolating diameters from partially reconstructed N-caps circumferring length from threading dimensions that matched industry standards for 12-inch pipe of that width. Reasoning the caps had to have been screwed on because otherwise the device couldn't have contained gunpowder or functioned at all. Got to have something to keep it in.
Starting point is 02:40:12 It is a gunpowder as the explosive filler, a smokeless powder in lab reconstructions confirmed through microscopic examinations of the recovered particles and thin layer chromatographer, chromatography comparing the residue against the powder standards. Okay. So, Carol testifies. She takes the stand and it's like, they call her and she hasn't been sitting there, so no one's seen her. know she's been horribly burned is all we've heard so when they call her everyone's like what's she gonna look like and the interesting thing is um the way the book put it was very interesting
Starting point is 02:40:51 she was beautiful still but had you could see the marks from the burns from the graphs yeah but they said it she looked like a movie star who was playing someone who got burned a little bit that's what she looked like they said she was still still beautiful and the pictures of her like from the newspaper from back then where you can't really see that kind of thing. She just looks like a pretty blonde lady. So the, by the way, now she refers to Scott as my son on the stand. Oh. Well, she started out as runner up of Miss Florida.
Starting point is 02:41:28 So she probably just looks like. Yeah, she's pretty. Yeah, like Miss West Virginia now. She's still hot as shit. Now she just looks like Miss Mississippi. And that's that. So Scott leaned down, she said, quote, Scott leaned down toward the front like he was ready to turn the key.
Starting point is 02:41:45 And immediately following that, I was surrounded by this orange thing. I felt I was being pushed back in the seat. They said, did you know what happened? And she said, no, I didn't. I thought I was being electrocuted. There was this thing all around you. I don't know how to explain it. It was just awful.
Starting point is 02:42:00 I pushed my eyes open and saw my son lying on the ground and I knew something was wrong. He had his eyes closed and a little blood on his face. There was blood on his face. suddenly thought he's dead. She said, I recalled looking up and seeing my brother Steven standing on the walk. He was facing the suburban and staring straight ahead. I couldn't understand why he wasn't coming over to help me. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:42:23 Then Stephen's eyes widened really wide, open really wide. He had been standing really still. Suddenly his eyes opened and his mouth dropped and he raced toward the house. So they said, Mrs. Kendall, is it true that you're not sure at what? what point Scott gave the keys. This is the defense attorney. And she said, no, it's not true. They said, didn't you tell them that you weren't sure? And she said, I don't remember the question or the answer. Stephen handed Scott the keys through the window of the automobile, period. And they go back and forth. But didn't you tell this one agent that you weren't sure how the keys got
Starting point is 02:43:00 passed? And she goes, that was almost a year ago. Stephen was in my line of sight. I could see him, but I wasn't looking directly at him. Right. So they go back. and forth for a while. You're going back with a burn lady who got exploded by your brother. It's like, this is bad. You're going to ask a lady what she remembers a year ago versus what she can vividly remember and recall right now. Fuck, yes. Wow. She said, I'm not going to have you distort the answer by not allowing me to answer the question completely. She said, yes, I did make that statement. However, at the time the statement was made, I had already been informed that my mother's body had been thrown to the other side of the car. I was making the
Starting point is 02:43:38 assumption with the knowledge he was going around to that side of the car to my mother. Okay. They said at the time was Stephen screaming and she said, I couldn't hear him. There was noise. It sounded as though he was making lamenting types of sounds. He was extremely agitated? They said, was he screaming? And she said, yeah, I guess you could put it that way.
Starting point is 02:43:58 So she talked about Stephen getting out, like boosting her into her seat and like basically trying to close her in except she said, no, don't. talks about the fireball. By the way, little break from testimony once she's off the stand. Little something I just saw in the newspaper about the jury that was fascinating. Quote, coffee maker installed. One of the jurors
Starting point is 02:44:24 in the Stephen Benson murder trial has brought a coffee maker to the jury room to make breaks in the courtroom action a little more pleasant. The county pays for the jury's lunch each day, but soft drinks and coffee are not provided. So I brought it in for everybody. All this talk about coffee made me want a coffee.
Starting point is 02:44:42 I'm going to bring in my Mr. Coffee. Anybody got donuts in here? So the defense goes after Scott. Winchels? Somebody, the defense goes after Scott, obviously. Their defense is someone that was mad at Scott did this. He said he doesn't believe, the prosecutor to the judge said he doesn't believe Scott should be the focus of any testimony. They said Scott's the victim.
Starting point is 02:45:06 of a crime, his character, we do not feel as relevant at all. But in this case, it kind of is. So they allow a lot of this stuff in. A lot of the stuff we talked about, the nitrous, drinking it like a Pepsi. Yeah, they used Mrs. Benson's secretary and a tape recording to try to show Scott as the true target. And later on, in his closing, they drew the contrast here, quote, on one side, one poor unfortunate young man running amok, threatening to kill his mother, dragging her across the house, beating his sister and biological mother. Both with his fists, consuming enough narcotics to make violence probable, a kid who'd do anything for more drugs. And on the other side, Stephen, the loving son who took over when his father's died, who never crossed a soul, the peacemaker, who only ever got angry when Scott abused their mother. That's it. Also a private investigator for the
Starting point is 02:46:05 the state or for the defense who said that state prison inmate Dave Galloway told him Scott Benson once offered to put his sports car up as collateral on a large drug deal. Oh, I'm trying to show that Scott can get in deep. Another guy, assistant defense attorney who was put on the stand to tell about a similar drug-related conversation with another inmate about Scott. They bring in a boat captain who said a man who said he was a man who snorted cocaine with Scott on a boat trip. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 02:46:38 Interesting. And he said that Scott looked like a composite drawing of the man seeing buying pipe bomb materials. He said, I thought that was Scott. Yeah. Several other former associates of Scott who said that they smoked marijuana with Scott or saw him use cocaine, whatever. The two pipe bomb builders.
Starting point is 02:46:55 Yeah. They talk about Stevens' on-scene laughter because he made like a joke and made like a weird laughter thing at the scene. and the defense tried to frame it as that's people laugh in weird situations. That just happens. They said, have you ever studied what makes people laugh? And he said, no.
Starting point is 02:47:15 A neighbor also said the police failed to examine part of a car bomb that still rests on top of his screened-in porch across the street. There's some other witness they're trying to find. They can't find. Anyway, the defense finishes up their case and then they ask for an acquittal. They ask the judge. He said it's a totally and entirely circumstantial case. Besides the fact that his palm prints on a receipt and he has fucking zinc from a bomb on his goddamn pants. Erroneous.
Starting point is 02:47:44 Totally. You know, incidental and whatever. So the judge says, I don't think so. There's plenty here. So they also talk about in the paper that whether he, even if he's found not guilty, he's probably going to be sued and he's probably going to face a bunch of suits about these bombings. His sister could sue him. They could sue him to cut him out of the will.
Starting point is 02:48:08 There's a bunch of shit going on here. Verdict comes in 10 women and two men on the jury. They deliberate somewhere in the range of 11 to 12 hours. Must be the coffee keeping him going. Two days. He has found guilty of all charges, all nine charges, everything. A juror later said that the panel convicted on the very first vote. So rather than do a straw poll, they did the whole, would he build the thing first and then do a vote?
Starting point is 02:48:39 And then they did it. And so that's what they did. Now, sentencing death penalty on the table. Prosecutor argues killing your mother is uniquely reprehensible. And that the deliberate murder of one's own mother basically is bottom-tier human behavior, just awful. The defense urged that there had been already been enough. killing in this family and the jury shouldn't add to the death toll. Let's not add to the roster. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:49:08 Now, the jury comes back on the death penalty thing. All they need is a majority for a thing here. Seven to five would do it. No. They are deadlocked six six. Really? Six six. So at the time, you had to have a majority. So a tie defaults to a recommendation of you, sir. Yeah. May fuck off. consecutive life sentences. Yeah. Which is a minimum of roughly 50 years before any parole consideration. Plus, an additional, I believe, 37 years tacked on consecutive based on the bomb shit as well. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 02:49:49 So quite a bit. They made them consecutive rather than concurrent, which was the wishes of the sister Carol, who said she wanted to be as certain as the law could make it that her brother would never walk free because she said she was genuinely afraid if he ever came out. She's in. He would go after her and her children. Yeah. Harry, grandpa, live still alive, said, quote, justice has been done. That's all he would say.
Starting point is 02:50:17 So there's that. 1988, there's an appeal. The first, two main counts on the appeal. First is that expert testimony about the pipe bombs, dimensions, and construction had been improperly admitted. And the second argument was the circuit. circumstantial evidence was sufficient, insufficient, and the state had improperly pyramided interference upon inference and failed to execute, exclude Jesus. I can't read that. Every reasonable hypothesis of innocence. The court said, no, he good. He all right. Send him out.
Starting point is 02:50:50 Keep going. Keep fucking. So then there's the money. He can't. There's the Slayer Act. So he can't get anything. Carol basically had it extended so that even Stephen's children can't benefit from it. Even they won't get anything. Wow. Then he's got some prison problems. This guy's not a guy who's made for prison, if you think about it. Spoiled, rich kids, soft, all these things, not made for prison. Failure at everything in life.
Starting point is 02:51:19 Yeah. The inmates hate him. Hate him, hate him. Hate him, hate him. He's a scumbag, rich kid who killed his mother. They have no sympathy for that. These are all people who never met their mother or my mother smoked crack in front of me my whole fucking life. I just wanted a good mom.
Starting point is 02:51:34 That's all I wanted. So Stephen is transferred constantly more than 20 times, mainly for his own safety after strings of insants. After pissing everybody off. Pissing. He was stabbed by an inmate, then transferred to another prison for his safety. Another time he was found to have an 11-inch knife and a vent in his cell in 1990. He was written up for fashioning a battery pack outside of his transistor radio, so he knows how to do that shit. He was selling legal services to other inmates using the prison computer to keep track of his customers.
Starting point is 02:52:09 He stole ketchup and mayonnaise packets from mealtime, and he had his unauthorized Scrabble game confiscated. Lots of trouble. Yeah. He lost a cross-pen set that was sent to him, which are expensive, nice pens that you've done. get refillable things for. A leather belt, some Clark shoes, you know, the kind ghost face killer like to make different colors on. He got Clarks in prison? They gave him Clark. Somebody sent him to him. An extra pair of slide shoes, all found to be outside regulations and taken away. He worked jobs from everything from a houseman to working in the laundry or painting. He was
Starting point is 02:52:47 disciplined for running unauthorized legal services hustle, like we said. 93, his wife, Debbie divorced him and left the state. and he changed his emergency contact to one of his groomsmen from his first wedding because it's the only person left to talk to him. No more women. In 97, he lost his real estate license. How long do you have to be in prison to lose your real estate license? He's been in prison for 12 years.
Starting point is 02:53:11 He's got a sentence of 80 years. He can keep it? He loves writing grievances against other inmates, against officers, against anyone he's pissed off about. Mowley, fuck. He complained about inmates having to wait. shirts in the television room. It's hot, he said.
Starting point is 02:53:27 He was concerned that a television room was used for Spanish program several hours each day when the Spanish-speaking inmates just join the other inmates to watch television anyway. So why should they get to watch what they want? They're going to sit here anyway. And he wants to do this with his nipples out? That's right, with his fucking hairy nipple rings. He argued that the amount of sales tax charged at the commissary and had his account credited 95 cents. Yes.
Starting point is 02:53:56 He protested when a book, Hacking Exposed, Network Security Secrets and Solutions was taking from him, taken from him. He said the title was misleading and that no one would listen to him that the book was about preventing hacking, not carrying it out, which you have to know how it's done to prevent it. He spent several stints in segregation. He told prison officials he's trying to live a well-adjusted low-profile life. he never responds to interview questions either. Margaret's sister Janet, who is still fucking alive also, rich people live a long time, says that she does not want to see him get out of prison.
Starting point is 02:54:35 She said, I would talk to him, I guess. I'm pretty sure Stephen wouldn't want to talk to me. She says that he has been turning away people, basically. So one guy said he was trying to bring religion to bed. Benson and the guy, and Benson cut him off, which I would too. He's not listening. I ain't listening to you. So anyway, the woman said he was always easy to talk to.
Starting point is 02:55:03 He could find all the problems with the prison, but he can't see what he did wrong. That's right. Now, there's no record of a single family visit across nearly 30 years. Wow. Nothing. That's it. July 3rd, 2015. Okay, a couple of prisoners named Cordell Washington and Marvin Taylor.
Starting point is 02:55:26 Soon after Stevens transfer to a northern Florida prison in June, Cordell Washington said, I remember that motherfucker and I hate him from a previous jail. I know him. Within days, well, we'll find out some stuff that happened here. Okay. Multiple times here in 2012, there's animosity between Benson and Washington, which stemmed from a series of prison. and assaults in 2012.
Starting point is 02:55:52 Multiple inmates told investigators that Washington made plans to extort $1,000 from Stephen within days after arriving at the Taylor Correctional Institute. When Benson refused to pay, Washington and another man, 26-year-old Marvin Taylor, ambushed him and stabbed him in the head with a homemade knife. Oh, fuck. While en route to the hospital, he told staffers two men jumped him as he walked from the Chow Hall to his dorm room. He said he didn't know their name, but he recognized one of them from a print, a stint in Hardy County.
Starting point is 02:56:25 Yeah. Washington and Taylor are both indicted because Stephen dies at the hospital from his wounds. They're indicted on first-degree murder charges. Oh, my God. He got stabbed in the fucking head? Yep. This all stems from other shit. November of 2012, Washington and another man jumped a fellow inmate identified by one prisoner
Starting point is 02:56:45 as Benson's then-boyfriend. So the dude Stephen was hooking up with in jail got jumped by these two guys. A day later, several inmates assaulted Washington in the recreation yard, a retaliation ordered and paid for by Benson, by Steve. Yeah. One inmate serving a life sentence for armed robbery told investigators he knew Washington and Benson from their time together in Hardy County and said Nelson said he warned Benson that Washington could be trouble, but Benson already knew.
Starting point is 02:57:13 He said he was demanding $1,000 from him. So anyway, he's dead. There you go. Now, in the media, Dominic Dunn, who's done a ton of shit, he's the one whose daughter got murdered. Fucking horrible way. He devoted an hour for the case on his show, Dominic Dunn's power, privilege, and justice. There's been a bunch of books written on the family, Blood Relations by John Greenia, what is the money to burn, the true story of the Benson family murders, and the one we got some excerpts from the Serpent
Starting point is 02:57:48 tooth by Christopher P. Anderson as well. Jesus. So there you go, everybody. That is Naples, Florida. And one fucking hell of a weird story. Serpents tooth, James. Serpent's tooth, babe. There you go.
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