Smoke Sesh - confessionals! evil women, short kings & am I a lesbian?
Episode Date: January 27, 2026hello all and welcome back! we have a new years confessionals episode for you all, to hopefully make you have a little laugh, and fell a little more human. today we chat a lot including what I've ...been up to, hard conversations, job accidents, utilizing company time, getting back at corporations, bathroom hookups, German guys, hair down there, rug burn, college hookups, help I think I'm a lesbian, three ways, doing it in nature, how to have good s3x without the experience, evil women, short kings, size matters, stealing from your job, hinge hookups, weaponized incompetence, self dedication, Irish goodbyes, besties as roommates, hate boyfriend, date accidents, selfish in the bedroom, getting under to get over, bad dreams, coworker entanglement, male validation, best head, moving up & out, reservations, free drinks, getting what you want, cheating, getting pregnant, insta stalking, young relationships, dominatrix, 30 year old losers, psychic premonitions, back door, and much much much much more!submit your questions follow the instagram at hannahmarlenejoin the patreon club at patreon.com/smokeseshshawtywatch the vlogs at YouTube.com/hannahmarlene444
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listen everybody needs a fairy godmother you know just somebody to look out for them some people
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the host of smoke sash so come hang out let's light up and talk everything there is to life
the good the bad the ugly the embarrassing i've got a story for it all
hello hello hello hotties and welcome back to another episode of smoke sesh i'm so excited
to be back with you all this week this very snowy cold weather week oh my goodness i feel like all
weekend it was like is it gonna happen is it gonna happen is the snow gonna happen they were
reporting on this for like two plus weeks they were like it's gonna be the biggest winter storm
you've ever experienced not quite not quite i mean we did get a few probably like a good
half foot of snow so it did snow for a couple days here which was so nice i'm like if it's
gonna be cold i'd rather it be cold and snowy than cold and everything's like brown and gray
and dead because snow is beautiful I love the look of it it actually puts me in the mood to
enjoy winter a little bit so I never get mad whenever there's a snowstorm blowing through
I always find a way to celebrate it including I use actually random tangent I use snow in my
witchcraft a lot I feel like it's a great tool I mean any sort of like moon water water in general
it's a great tool for just renewal purification resetting balance and especially with a blizzard
like we had um just generating and renewing energy if you want more information on that
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to support me anyway that's the best way to do so um i feel like our patreon episodes have been
averaging at like two and a half hours recently so there's any time you want more content okay
patreon's the place to find it speaking of more content um i actually just uploaded a cinnamon
swirl banana bread recipe if you guys are interested super delicious really amazing it
takes a little bit of time but it's so worth it i feel like especially when it comes to baking the
effort you put into it the better it tastes duh hello um so go make that for someone you love
maybe this valentine's day or make it for yourself and eat all in one sitting in that case that's
what i wanted to do um also i uploaded a another vlog on my youtube channel oh my god hannah is
pushing out content you guys i really am um it was a little like paint with me vlog i did a lot
of yapping not a lot of painting but I chatted about art my art journey what's inspiring me why
I'm painting what I paint with things like that so hopefully next time we sit down and do another
paint with me it could be more so focused on the painting itself I'm like what else do I have to
catch you guys up on I feel like there's not a lot to catch you guys up on because I have been snowed
in my house for the past five days or so which has been kind of nice because I really needed to hone
in and focus on packing i will be in oregon a majority of this week visiting family my aunt
just finished her chemo treatment so i'm very excited to go celebrate with her um and then
also my cousin her daughter just had a baby so lots of celebrating going on i feel like it's
just like obligatory whenever there is a new baby in the family to show up for the people in your
life and to make it known that you care i feel like the older i've gotten the more i'm like okay
that's actually really important like a family you know they are important unfortunately well
fortunately because they're not crazy thank god but i'm very excited to get out there i'll be
vlogging the entire trip or as much of it as i can and that will be one of my youtube vlogs coming up
i'm hoping i have enough time to do a youtube vlog before i leave tomorrow we'll see we'll see
i just don't want to miss a week i feel like i'm in a good role and if i miss a week i'm gonna get
into that scary mindset where it's like you failed you missed a week now you can just never
ever do it again because you failed I feel like sometimes my brain gets there and it's like
annoying you know like it really is not that big of a deal missing a week but since I'm on a roll
I'm gonna try and push through and create create create as much as I can today's episode we're
gonna do some confessionals we're gonna get a little crazy up in here I know you guys are
probably stir crazy at home I know you're probably looking forward to uh summer and honestly between
the two seasons summer and winter I find that people go a little bit harder and crazier in the
winter you know we're stuck inside it forces you to get maybe a little bit more creative with your
craziness forces you to into different avenues of boredom that you've never really thought about
during summer when like the nature of it all is distracting you I think it makes people behave in
ways that are very true to themselves but also like a little spooky scary if I'm being honest
I haven't looked at them usually I look at the questions and I go through and sort based on what
I want to talk through but I want you I want you guys to see my real raw honest reaction to these
submissions because they always catch me off guard and I feel like they always bring up a like a
memory that I've hidden so far deep into my brain that I'm like oh fuck maybe I've done something
like that and just permanently forgot it anyways before we get into that i think it's uh necessary
for me to say fuck ice fuck donald trump if you're a trump supporter this is not a safe space for you
because if you can't curate a safe space for people around you then girl i don't fucking want
you here let's make that very fucking clear i feel like i've made that clear my entire life
so it's weeded out the people that i don't want here because they are acting like the gustavo
out on these streets and that is terrifying random people being murdered in the streets
ripped out of their houses terrified because of their skin color whether they are here or not
legally i don't give a fuck i give a fuck about human rights compassion kindness and caring and
I'm gonna put that where it actually fucking matters I'd also like to make it very clear as
an influencer I guess if you want to call me that I prefer content creator but somatics you know
we're not gonna argue about that right now if your favorite online creator is abnormally quiet
or you're like huh I haven't seen them talk about this or post about this that's for a reason it's
not because oh they don't want to get into politics it's because they don't give a fuck
that it's happening they don't care if they don't care about their neighbor why the fuck do you
think they care about you i have worked with illegal immigrants in my life they're some of the
hardest working most kind compassionate caring understanding people i've ever met in my entire
life and also we're talking about people being illegal on the fucking earth oh my god like it's
actually pissing me off it's actually making me so angry and i'm sure a lot of you are feeling this
enraged and angry energy as well if i can push you into any avenue it's advocating for the people
around you if you're showing up to protest i love you be safe be kind look out for one another if
you're the kind of person who's like i i physically can't show up to protest use your platform use
your words use whatever you can there is a way that you can show up and show out for your community
and if you have a problem with me sitting up here being passionate about people having basic human
rights if you're mad that i'm talking about people being allowed to be people on this planet earth
and have rights then there is something very sick and twisted going on in your brain and I don't want
it anywhere fucking near me anyways that is that on that I figured we got to talk about it because
I've just been feeling especially being pent up inside just so angry and unsettled recently and
I feel like before going into a podcast I can be a little bit more fun and light-hearted it's like
let's address the fucking scary shit in front of us before we get into the fun because we got to
look at all perspectives here and we can't ignore what's going on around us we can't ignore it you
can't ignore it but with that being said let's get into some confessional if you ever want to
submit a call in and my instagram dms is being like fucking weird just dm me and be like hey i
want to send a call in and then i can like accept you into my general dms and you'll be able to
i pay attention don't worry just shoot me a quick little message i'll respond and i would love to
hear your voice but with that being said let's get into some crazy shit that you guys have been
up to to hopefully lighten up your week maybe take off some shame that you've been feeling
have a little laugh at our unique humanness that we all experience and hopefully pull some fun
story times from the inner depths of my brain because i do block a lot out i've realized
sometimes i'll wake up in bed and i'll be like oh my god i forgot that even happened and it's like
i'm 26 like i should be forgetting things at this point but i think it's my brain blocking it out
for a reason like you were drunk and crazy we can forget about that one let's see let's see
someone said i hit another ambulance on my first day as an emt backed into it my spotter sucked
you know what those ambulances are battered and worn it's okay it's whatever at least it was
company property and not your own car I personally after working for so many companies that are just
like they don't really care about us I'm like as long as it's happening on company property and
it's happening to company property and not my own property I don't care because what are they
gonna do fire you I mean they might but also it's like you're an EMT I fear you can go anywhere and
get another job because it's just a car you know I love sitting in the bathroom while I'm on the
clock and scrolling on my little phone I love being at my job and applying to jobs while on
their dime like any way that you can use and abuse the system in a healthy healthy way okay there's
a balance to everything then you know what go ahead make it a little mistake oopsies did not
mean to hit that car my bad i'll put a sticker over it oopsies it is what it is girl they're
not gonna invoice you a thousand dollars for that scratch on the bumper speaking of using company
time correctly i'm very good at pretending to be busy at my office job mostly i'm on pinterest
substack etc yeah i feel like with office jobs there's like one hour of actual work that you do
and then you are kind of just like fucking around for the rest of it and as you should girl make
that back me and a german guy were having sex as a security guard banged on a door and you know what
a german guy would corner you in a bathroom and have sex with you they are some freaks european
men freaks freaks freaks freaks we think okay we think american men i feel like we think freaks
but they're freaks in a way where it's like it has to be all about them it has to be like
they feel sexy they feel hot they feel wanted oh you want me yeah let me sleep with you because
i want to feel desired i feel european men it's the opposite way around it's like hot woman i
kind of want to worship her and especially in the fucking bathroom at the club i'm just
thinking about the logistics here though like foot up on the toilet from behind or what because
there's no way my hands or feet are touching the walls like i i would not touch a bathroom wall
if i did not have to of a club and i'm god for fucking sure i'm not touching the floor that's
for sure stay sanitary in those positions i'm begging you have i hooked up in a in a bathroom
at a club i don't think so i've had a lot of kikis in bathrooms at clubs with girls and like
doing lines off their phone in the bathroom but but i don't think i've ever hooked up in a bathroom
at the club on the dance floor yeah not like p and v but like a little fingering yeah i've
definitely done that no sex in the club though i'm like i'd rather be on a bed truly sometimes
after i shave my pube will get stuck dot dot dot under the hood dot dot dot it hurts lol am i alone
no because there's nothing worse there is nothing worse than shaving down there and then like even
if you shave in the shower and you are thoroughly rinsing off i'm talking like scrubbing with a
washcloth down there like trying to get all the hair off i feel like even with like shaving your
face or whatever those little tiny prickly hairs get stuck in the worst goddamn places they do you
ever try and put on a pair of yoga pants after shaving your pussy and there's like random hairs
like scratching the fuck out of your legs because they just got stuck to your body and won't leave
you it's the worst and i know this and i'm angry because of this because that was me last night
literally shaved my puss bald cute i mean not completely bald she has a little cap on or
whatever she has a little landing strip a cap is crazy and that hair was scratched the fuck out of
I wonder if men experience this with like shaving their face and like maybe they get like a couple
hairs that land on their chest and then like their shirts rubbing against it oh as a sensitive girly
it is the worst feeling ever also pro tip if you ever shave right before getting your pussy eight
I think there needs to be at least like a one to two day in between stage before well and like no
shame please get your pussy ate whenever you possibly can but like from my experience like
i said it's it's impossible to get all the teeny tiny little hairs off you but if you shave and
then immediately go to getting your pussy ate the probability of there being more hair down there
than actually less is way higher does that make sense because it's sometimes it's hard to wash
it all off so it takes a couple showers to get like every single little bit of hair out of there
and yeah i mean if he's going down there whatever he better expect what he better appreciate whatever
the fuck he finds or she or they or them maybe multiple i don't know what your freak time you're
on to i know there's a lot of them in here but please be aware of the teeny tiny little pieces
of hair that get locked or lost in the cracks and crevices down there okay i got cracked within the
first week back at college when i said i wouldn't well was it good at least i hope it was it was at
least good sometimes you just need a good dick and down and i will never shame a girl for getting
what she needs okay i think i'm a lesbian oop i've had a boyfriend for two years help well
there's many different ways you can go about this i think sometimes the fantasy
sometimes sometimes and actually most times when it comes to sex the fantasy is what's more exciting
than the actual real life situation so like the fantasy of being with a girl is better than
sleeping next to your boyfriend who like barely eats you out you're like man i need a fucking
girlfriend you know what i mean maybe you get the best of both worlds situation where you have a
three-way and the best way to have a three-way when you are in a long-term committed relationship
i feel like would be you go out to the bar maybe with your boyfriend and then you go flirt with
the girls find the girl you want be like hey me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar over
there you know point at your boyfriend she can be like is he hot or not and then you know you guys
can maybe figure it out from there and then hook up and then you can realize do i actually like
eating pussy or not and maybe it'll blow up your relationship and that'll be what you wanted or
maybe it'll make you guys you know more bonded maybe it'll be really into three ways after that
who knows who knows but if it's something you're curious about and you're young i do think it's
something you should think about and explore you know oh my god if you really really really really
really want pussy and you never get it in your life it's no way to live talk to your boyfriend
about it i'm sure if you're like i want to go munch some box he'd be like well can i sit in
the corner and watch for my cuck chair at least I'm not even kidding someone said girl I want to
fuck in nature so badly I don't know that's because fucking in nature is the best that's
what we were born to do that's what we have done since way back in the fucking day we've been
fucking in nature for forever I've fucked a lot in nature I don't know what it is about like being
alone in the woods that i'm like i could pull it to the side real quick sometimes i'm like no no no
i feel like there's someone in the bushes watching because i have been stalked in the forest by a man
that hid in the bushes it was gonna like pounce and attack on me so i always have that feeling
that's like someone's behind me aren't they but i have had a lot of sex not in public not in public
but in the peace and quiet of woods where there's no one else like at a waterfall or at a lake or
in in the river or on the beaches of malibu that's a little bit more public but not super public
i've had a lot of sex in nature it's just something about mother nature is the best wingman ever and
please be safe this is not me telling you to do that once again i don't need you to catch a
charge for public indecency but who am i to tell a girl not to get her nut off hello because of the
experience gap i sometimes feel like i'm not as good in terms of sex i don't know how to overcome
okay so i think people think having sex well means having experience and i mean from experience comes
you know you you learn a bit more about yourself you learn a bit more about what you like so duh
you know, but I don't think having good sex actually comes from experience. I think you
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i think i'm i you know what let me go ahead and brag a little bit i think i'm really good at sex
when I want to be when I want to be because I am not afraid to let my inner freak flag fly
and when you are in the bedroom you need to be waving that thing left and right and center I'm
not even kidding that's how you have the best sex possible because I'm thinking like hmm back to when
I'm when I was like first having sex and I wasn't having it with like a bunch of partners it was
just like one person that I was like maybe consistently seeing every once in a while
I feel like our sex was pretty good did it have anything to do with him no absolutely not and now
that I think about it has any of the sex I've had actually had anything to do with how good the man
is no not really it has everything to do with me and how willing I am to just like get crazy
and crazy doesn't mean like i'm foaming out the mouth and doing a backbend as if i'm being
possessed no crazy means i know what i like i know what feels good i know what positions i want to do
i know how i want my pussy ate and i'm gonna go and i'm gonna get it that's how you're good at sex
you're good at sex because you are focused on pleasure you're focused on pleasure for yourself
you're focused on pleasure for your partner and inherently that's gonna be really fucking sexy
when like you think oh sucking dick what's the sexiest thing you can think of when it comes to
sucking dick it's like the girl really really wanting to suck your dick that's what makes it
sexy not like oh i guess sure i'll give you a blow job it's like no what makes sex sexy and
want to make sex good is the desire and the inherent want and need to have a good time and
the focus solely on pleasure. There's no performance. It is simply animalistic. That's
what makes sex good. No one cares about the amount of times you've had it. No one cares about, you
know, how many partners you've had. Oh, that makes me more able to do this or that. No, it simply is
are you releasing your inhibitions are you feeling the rain on your skin in that bedroom
or are you not opening up completely are you not like letting yourself really invest in the pleasure
i've led multiple men on for entertainment and ghosted them after a few days i love women in
men's business you're so right about that um i think it's really important as a woman who has
been around men who have experienced evil women sometimes there needs to be a balance where it's
like sometimes men need to experience evil women so they realize just how evil women can get so
they don't take us for granted and so they don't treat us evil does that make sense like i do love
when i've run into a man like whether it's like okay relationship wise or just like talking to a
in general i love when they're like no this girl really fucked me up because it's like yes yeah
you should be a little afraid you should want to treat women nicely you should you know be a little
on edge like is she gonna do me wrong you know you should not take us for granted there should
be a little bit of fear there because with fear comes respect so for all of womankind thank you
for that i mean men do that to women all the time so it's only fair i have a crush on a short king
oh congratulations it's like having a little um like little sunny angel like it's so fun you know
i i don't know what it is about the midwest but they breed a lot of short kings and
i'll tell you what don't don't rule out the short kings out there okay short king supremacy
i don't think like a tall man will really like completely provide everything you want i don't
like a short man will really provide everything you want i also just like as a woman don't really
get the thing about like oh he needs to be over six foot i feel like that was such like a i don't
know topic of conversation during like covid where it was like oh men have all these rules for women
so now women are making arbitrary rules for men and it's like lol funny but also it's like men
took that a little too seriously and got way too insecure about the six foot thing when like women
were just having fun and making fun of them lightheartedly it's like no one actually cares
how tall you are how do you treat me do you like me are you nice to me and like what are you gonna
do with that thing I don't care how big it is what are you gonna do with that thing speaking of dick
size actually I am a big proponent of size truly doesn't matter like I feel like some men are like
oh there's like a perfect like gold star size of like what a dick should be and if you're above
that or below that then it's not good when in reality can i tell you something pussies are like
puzzle pieces they are i don't know what it is about like women's health care and just like
learning about bodies in general all pussies are different every single pussy is different i've
never been inside of one but i do know for a fact they are all different sizes and shapes and widths
and depths and it's beautiful it's beautiful i love it it's like a fingerprint okay your pussy
is a fingerprint there are not two pussies alike i'm not even kidding and that's why there's so
many different dick sizes that's why not all men are born with the same penis because if you have
maybe a small penis don't worry there's a shallow vagina out there for you and if you have a deep
gaping vagina like me no i'm kidding i know the people listening to this at their office desk are
like please no one walk up behind me right now like if you have you know maybe a more open vagina
how do i say this nicely there is like a massive dick out there for you it's all about finding the
right adjustment period okay the right size the perfect cinderella slipper for your i'm trying
to think of a really nice word to say anyways dick size doesn't matter in that sense the same
way height doesn't matter it's like it's all arbitrary whatever if you have preferences you
have preferences but also don't like don't rule people out based on like what you're seeing with
your eyes what do you feel in your heartbeat and what do you feel inside you does it feel good
does it fit like a puzzle piece or is it like oh i'm shoving a lot in there or is it like wow i
feel nothing either way you know there's people made for each other it'll fit if it doesn't fit
move on find something better i've stolen upwards of 300 at my grocery store job and i'm scared
they're gonna get me they might if it's like a small little local grocery store job i highly
doubt it and honestly even if it's like a big one as long as it's not like target or walmart like
the big corporations who are greedy greedy greedy greedy i think you might be good i think you might
be good i just i always steal things for my job it's like you owe me there's no way what you're
paying me is actually in my soul what i feel like i should be paid and so i'm gonna supplement from
other areas let's be honest i'm gonna supplement okay i you owe me two extra dollars an hour and
that means i'm gonna take an apple and a banana for my lunch shift i am i am you know actually
usually it's like i'm gonna steal rolls of toilet paper um oh i really like this plate i'm gonna
take these plates hmm actually like at my old job every single shift I work I would steal a bottle
of soju I would definitely take like the silverware I took a lot of little ginro shot glasses what
else what else oh a lot of ramekins like the big deli containers I've still stolen a lot of those
from my restaurant job chopsticks sometimes I'm like oh I need an onion for my recipe later and
I forgot so like let me just go take one out of the walk-in I've definitely done that multiple
times but yeah no shame and if you get caught if they don't have any video evidence deny deny deny
that is not legal I'm not legally giving you advice there I let a random man on hinge hit it
raw because he's so hot and now he's ghosting me fuck well you know what he was when you met him
like if you were meeting up with a man off hinge i mean no shame listen it might lead to love it
might lead to a wedding so it's always worth the risk i guess but it's like he saw a hot woman
wanted to fuck you saw a hot man wanted to fuck you did the thing hopefully you had fun hopefully
you got your nut off and now you don't speak to each other again it's okay it's all right it's
okay it's okay okay you don't have to keep in contact with every single one night stand you
me sometimes they're just one night stands for a reason and I think if you're gonna have a one
night stand you have to think in a very like straight man way where it's like they're hot
it's gonna be really fun to bounce on it for a bit like I'm probably never gonna see them again
but like we're gonna have a really good time for five minutes and then he's gonna get the
fuck up out of here and I'm gonna turn on some housewives and order myself sushi like you got
like sometimes that's just how it is you know and if you don't want to have him hit it raw on the
first night go on a date go to a restaurant if he's like let's go home afterwards i mean say yes
or say no you know if you really want to set those boundaries like no i'm only looking to date
then maybe don't hook up on the first date but also it's like sometimes you just you just need
a good nut off and i don't blame you girl who cares if he doesn't message you back did you have
fun also if it's a one night stand please don't let them hit it raw don't let them hit it raw
please don't do that i don't need you guys catching something you never know what you're
gonna catch and it could be really hard to get rid of i use weaponized incompetence at my job
where people don't know how to ask for help period i love weaponized incompetence i really do
especially at a job place because it's like to be fair i'm not incompetent i do a lot but when it's
like i don't want to deal with that as a woman i just i don't want to deal with that i will always
go up to a man and be like hey do you know abcd or like where's this and they'll be like oh i'll
just go fucking do it i'm like yeah thank god like if you can use what you can against the people
around you in a healthy way then whatever i don't think weaponizing competence is like the worst
thing ever unless the only time i think weaponizing competence is really really really
really bad is if you're using it at your job and also doing fucking nothing everybody's gonna hate
you you will get fired period point blank if you're doing a lot and you use it sparingly here
and there because it's like bitch i just don't have fucking time then whatever but if you are
incompetent and also using weaponized incompetence you gotta fucking go that and also if you're in a
relationship using weaponized incompetence specifically as a man because what do you mean
you don't know how to do laundry what do you mean you don't know how to grocery shop what do you
mean you don't know how to meal plan oh my mommy always did it for me shut up grow up to be fair
i was raised like a man i mean i always cooked that's the one thing my mom was like bitch you're
gonna know how to cook i don't know what it is you're gonna know how to cook okay everything
else she pretty much did for me like cleaning laundry i was very spoiled as a child okay it
was just because i was incompetent to be honest my adhd brain was not going to be able to finish
that entire load of laundry so i as a early adult had to learn how to do all these fucking things
such as finish a load of laundry like all the way through from washing to drying to folding to
putting away in my closet to actually do my goddamn dishes to meal plan grocery shop cook
and then do the dishes and then put it away and plan for the next bit like i had to learn all
these things so when there are people who are also my age who are like i just never learned how to so
i'm never gonna it's like you stupid fucking idiot you don't think we all had to learn this
you don't think we all had to learn how to do this and now you just don't want to because
someone else can do it for you no no no no no in relationships you've got to be pulling your
fucking weight okay so first of all i know everyone says this but love the pod love you i mean
genuinely you just brighten up my Tuesdays and help me get through the week so thank you so much
for that um and second of all one of my biggest goals for 2026 has been to I guess regain my
creative spark and get back into my creativity because I've been in such a rut for like maybe
two years or so I don't know it's terrible um and I recently started the artist way which I think
you talked about doing like a couple months ago now um i'm on week two so far it's going great
but i have this terrible habit of like losing my motivation and just stopping halfway through
and i'm really really scared that's gonna happen so i guess my question is what are like some tips
and tricks to get through that uh motivation dip and just push through you know anyways thanks so
much love you girl have a great day so I did the artist way and I failed it not failed we won't put
that label on me but I stopped after about week six because there was too many rules and I did
it during summer and during summer I'm a very anti-rule kind of girl like I need to go crazy
I need to go wild so I started it in a very summer time of my life and I just couldn't deal with it
I think it's a fantastic prompt and thing to do so if you're already on it and you're already two
weeks in commit motivation means nothing let's be honest let's be honest motivation means nothing
motivation will give you that spark what really makes you pull through is dedication to self
okay self-dedication motivation is not what gets picasso to finish that fucking painting
motivation is not what gets that runner to get the gold medal at the olympic at the olympics
motivation is not what convinces that artist to put out the hot fucking album of the summer okay
that gets her that grammy no motivation had nothing to do with that you know what had everything to do
with it dedication dedication that artist finished that album which is actually her 18th album but
she stayed dedicated to herself and guess what it's paying off now she gets the grammy oh you
know that runner who's getting the gold medal they only got there because they dedicated that
time to themselves every single day since they were a child to get there that's like something
that i really learned when i um i don't know when my brain finally fucking developed is that i feel
like motivation is so like thrown at us and it's a very easy emotion to latch on to because it's a
high emotion it's a dopamine hit motivation ah hope core yes i want to do that i want to do this
yes yes yes that's fantastic and you need that to start to get up but it's not what gets you going
and keeps you going what keeps you going is dedication to self I'm doing this for me I'm
doing this for my future self I'm doing this for my creative self I mean even if you think about
this podcast there's been times in my life where I'm like oh maybe this week I just won't get up
and do it you know maybe this week I just uh you know I'm having an off day maybe I just won't do
it you know I'll give myself a little break and sometimes my boyfriend pisses me off because he's
like yeah girl you deserve a break don't sit down and do it and it's like so you want to see me fail
oh okay but no every single time i get up i sit down i do it no matter how i'm feeling no matter
what i'm going through because it's dedication not only to myself but to you guys dedication
gets you further than anything else will so if you're gonna dedicate anything to yourself
dedicate your life to yourself dedicate your passion to yourself yeah you're going through
something that's a little bit annoying and hard but it's dedication towards yourself it'll teach
you persistence. It'll teach you kindness. It'll teach you compassion. It'll teach you to get used
to uncomfortable feelings and emotions or doing the hard thing. So then you're able to approach
hard decisions easier in the future. Motivation won't do any of that for you. So it's not about
keeping and maintaining motivation. You can find motivation from anywhere. You probably cultivate
it within yourself. It's very easy to produce, but it's not about that. It's about how can I
stay dedicated to myself why am I doing this what's driving me and if it's simply just yourself
or your future self sometimes that's enough honestly I mean for this podcast it's you guys
you guys keep me very dedicated also just like the joy it brings me keeps me very dedicated
the fun I have keeps me very dedicated the idea of me in five years still doing this keeps me
dedicated that's what you need to be cultivating within yourself and the only way to do that is
to get up and do it yeah even when it's hard even when you don't want to when you don't want to do
those journal prompts when you don't want to get up and be creative for 15 minutes or whatever
the artist way prompt tells you to do you could but also you're kind of like um putting yourself
aside when you don't do it stay self-dedicated if i could give you any piece of advice
before meeting my boyfriend i had a one-night stand with his older brother
please pray for me oh my god oh my god now that's messy that's a fun family reunion oh wow if
they're really close if they're like very close the brothers he knows the boyfriend will know
he'll know and he might look at you a little different which is his issue but if they're not
close there's a high probability that he doesn't know but you don't want to get three years in and
have him find out so you gotta be strategic about this i don't believe in withholding the truth i
really don't i believe that like your relationship should be based in truth and honesty if you are
actually focused on building a relationship but like is this one of those like one year
long relationships that you're just gonna be in and then be like i don't really want to be in it
anymore or is this like a for life relationship this is a for life relationship you've got to
tell him i think you do or actually you could just play naive like oh i don't remember oh my
god did i i don't remember that is a sticky tricky situation babe and good lucks to ya having an
abortion this week forgive me for my sins that is not a sin don't worry you know i don't even i
don't give a fuck what the christians tell you that is not a sin if you are using the rights
to advocate and do whatever you need for your body and your future and your mental health then
you do what you need to do if i got pregnant today that baby would be out of me before i even could
spell baby like i like it would be gone and i say this as a person who wants to be a mother
and wants to have kids in the future if i had a child right now the likelihood of the the life
that i would be able to provide that child i mean i do the best i can i'd for sure lock in but it
wouldn't be as good as a life and the life that i want for my child that i could maybe have it like
33 or something if i got pregnant then so me being a real smart adult who wants to make good life
choices for me that means sometimes making the hard decisions sometimes the hard decisions are
the best decisions and whatever you want for your body and your future is your prerogative and that's
guess what god given right okay so no sin there i feel guilty for leaving a function without saying
goodbye to everyone oh no no no irish goodbyeing is my favorite i love getting home and i'm like
post shower like lotioning up my legs and they're like where'd you go like i'm getting texts like
hey where are you i'm like i'm safe at home babe where are you where are you i love an irish goodbye
i think it's the sexiest like thing ever okay going around is saying but i'm a midwest girly
so if i say goodbye if i actually i'm like okay i'm gonna go say goodbye to everybody i came here
with like i'm leaving a little early whatever i'm gonna go around the circle and say goodbye
18 fucking times and i'm gonna stay there for four extra hours be like oh goodbye oh this chat
chat chat oh yeah yeah yeah i'm supposed to leave oh let's have another drink okay oh yeah goodbye
no we don't have time for that there's no time for goodbyes the only person i'll say goodbye to
is whoever invited me or whoever's throwing the party because it's mostly a thank you not really
a goodbye it's like happy birthday or whatever thanks for letting me vomit in your toilet i'm
going home now you know but i am pro irish goodbye every time it's the sexiest thing when you just
like disappear and it's like wait where'd she go where'd she go sometimes i do it to my detriment
But usually I'm always pro Irish goodbye because my Midwest heart, like I said, I'm going to be there for 18 hours saying goodbye.
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Hi, Anna.
I just was calling in to ask for a little bit of advice
about me and my roommate.
So I'm 19 and she's 20,
and we have been best friends for four or five years now and we got an apartment together about
six months ago on a 12-month lease i don't know how to tell her that i don't want to renew
my lease with her because we keep having arguments whenever i bring up how i feel
she gets argumentative like i just can't do it anymore so i was just wondering if you could give
me a little bit of advice on how i should go about that i'm telling her that i don't want to renew my
lease this is so real and this is why i'm kind of hesitant to um recommend people moving in with
their best friends because i think it can get really messy i think you should move in with
someone that like is on the same level as you but best friends can get a little tricky because best
friends you'll fight like sisters trust you will fight like sisters and sisters fight like literally
i grew up around so my best friend growing up my nate was my neighbor and she had an older sister
she's probably the closest thing that i could get to an older sister and when two sisters fight it's
one of them holding a knife and chasing the other one around the house like girl when they fight it
was serious i'm not even kidding so imagine two best friends living together like it's gonna get
serious you're gonna be like mentally chasing each other around with a knife you're gonna get
annoyed you're gonna have a little less forgiveness than like you maybe would with a stranger so i
think the predicament you're in is very normal for most people to be in of course it sucks where
you're like well damn but I do think if you move out after 12 months you might be able to repair
the relationship a little bit to survive those six months I think you really gotta just like
let her do her own thing two best friends who live together who actually stay best friends
are when you just gotta be like she's her own person and if she's gonna make a fucking mess
in the kitchen then it is what it is it's best for my mental health to not go do her dishes or
to not bitch her out about her not doing her dishes like let me just stay in my room or whatever
allow her to be a human allow her to make mistakes allow her to be annoying allow her to be the
annoying roommate you know just just let her be and let yourself be focus on like what's good for
you get busy get out of the house I think it'll make those six months way easier and then also
when it comes to hey I'm not renewing the lease maybe you say oh yeah I want to move to this area
or I really want to live alone whatever it may be I don't think you have to be like yeah you suck I
don't want to live with you anymore like we can save some emotions it doesn't need to be like that
but I do think once you guys get some space or maybe once you just give her some space in your
own apartment I think you can always repair that relationship so I don't think you have to throw
out the relationship definitely maybe you need to just like give some distance of course don't renew
the lease maybe find an apartment on your own whatever it may be but I think this is very normal
and two best friends moving together it's definitely like oh we're gonna chase each
other around with a knife because we're comfortable we're comfortable when it's a bit
of a stranger you don't feel as comfortable to be as confrontational and you're used to processing
those like uncomfortable emotions maybe on your own or not taking it so seriously with when you're
with a friend you're more likely to bring up all of the little things that are happening all the
time and best thing you can do right now is kind of treat her like you would a stranger you know
give her the same forgiveness you would a stranger and maybe it'll repair the relationship maybe it'll
make rooming a little bit easier than being so honest and blunt about how much you hate about
her you know but yeah not renewing elise thing is very normal i don't think it has anything to do
well it has everything to do with her but i don't think you need to let her know it has something
to do with her i think you just be like hey i'm moving out found this place um blah blah blah
give her enough heads up that she's not planning you know don't don't breadcrumb her where you're
like yeah we're definitely gonna live together next year it's like don't tell her that be honest
be like no I'm kind of looking at other places or I kind of want to live alone so then there's
no animosity there but yeah this is a normal sister living with sister friend living with
friend situation oh my god a lot of people want to be with women break up with your boyfriend
and go date a woman not even date like go sleep with a woman and go see how it is like there's
many more boyfriends to come across I guarantee I guarantee there's many more boyfriends to come
across I'm not sure if dating a man versus dating a woman is different because dating in any avenue
is going to be a bit of a struggle but at least figure out if you prefer pussy or dick and on
what scale do you prefer it you know i think you owe it to yourself life is about exploration and
discovery and self-discovery and doing whatever the fuck you want so if i can give you any piece
of advice to the girls out there who are like do i like pussy go eat some go figure it out boots
on the ground okay real journalism right there but also if you are in the position where you're
like you think I hate my boyfriend there's like two options here there's like the like oh maybe
I'm just and I don't mean this in a you know demeaning way it's just like sometimes when I'm
in a certain period of my cycle I'm like I hate everybody so especially the person closest to me
is maybe gonna get like a couple extra swings unfortunately like just because you're in
proximity to me being a bitch so sometimes it's like that but also if it's something you're feeling
every day every day of your cycle and it's something you're especially feeling while
you're ovulating where you're supposed to be like glowing and like in love with the world around you
especially with your partner if you hate your partner you can even look at them while you're
ovulating they gotta go they got to go okay mid missionary with a man and my dog jumped onto the
bed onto him and then shit all over him there's no way that's real there is no fucking way that's
real there's no way oh my god and i know that man never spoke to you again what oh you know that's
a story he's keeping to himself too there's some funny hookup stories that you can go to your bros
and be like oh man like this is this crazy bitch blah blah blah like men will chat hookups for
sure but this is one that he might take to his grave where he's like no one can ever know about
this it's outside of your control i don't know consider it um consider it the universe stopping
you from whatever the fuck timeline you were about to jump into because obviously it wasn't right for
you and animals are very good at sensing energies they can always sense a weird vibe so i think your
dog must have got the nervous shits and was like this man literally has to get out of here and i
need to tell you why i have the nervous shits and it's because of this man i don't know how to use
my words because i'm a dog and i can't speak any sort of language so i'm just gonna shit on him so
you can tell oh my nervous energy and vibes are cuz this man i don't know i'm i'm with the dog
here you know during a date the guy seductively choked me in the movie theater in the movie
theater did he also tip his fedora to you ma'am may i get you a crisp diet coke seductively choke
how do you seductively choke somebody other than like no i i know i know i've been there that is
it can be very seductive but in the movie theater what were you seeing ham in it you're sobbing you
look over at him hoping to get like a little bit of reassurance from the person next to you that
they also feel human emotions and his horny brain is like let me choke out this woman right now
she's in a very emotionally vulnerable state no I'm kidding but like what were you watching that
he's like now is the time I put my hands on her throat there is a way listen I'm a freak you know
me I love a seductive choke seductive choke is not even like oh my god you're squeezing it really
is just like the hands just there and I'm like oh okay this is what we're doing now but in the
movie theater who was behind you that was like what are they doing what what was the person next
to you thinking because i know they're like oh my god are they gonna be freaky next to me crazy
crazy i want to know how that went had to break up with my boyfriend because he was so selfish
during sex yikes and i hope you told him that to your to his face i hope you told him i'm breaking
up with you because you're so selfish during sex because you sometimes listen like i said sometimes
evil women do what needs to be done to then make the rest of the women's life easier and that
includes sometimes you have to break up with men so then every single girl they come across in the
future has a better opportunity and that's just for the goodness and the sake of womankind sometimes
you break up with a man for the the sake of womankind okay where it's like they're doing
me so dirty I need to be very honest with them about why I fucking hate them so then hopefully
hopefully in the future they never do this again so if he was really selfish during bed like lay
down we're fucking I'm nutting and I'm moving on like low-key no shame on you because sometimes
you're like maybe this will be different I get it I get it girl I get it but I really hope if you
have it and if you haven't told him I actually broke up with you because dick game so bad and
also like you're so selfish and I hate you I think you should I think it'll do something for
womankind that will be very beneficial so I just got out of a three-year relationship and yes I've
started talking with a new guy no shame I say this all the time when I truly stand by it and people
think it's like naive or whatever but the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody
else I know I know you've heard it once you've heard it many times you're probably like that is
just not how it is it is you have to distract yourself and humans are very easily distracted
and usually we're only hyper fixated on the most recent thing that was put in front of us
so if the most recent thing that was put in front of you is your ex of course you're gonna be
hyper focusing on your ex but if you break up and you're like hmm let me go source some new
experiences whether it's dick whether it's sex whether it's whatever it is it could be a date
it could be a cute little makeout sesh it could be a simple flirt online over text over face whatever
it is it could be simply swiping on hinge and realizing there's other options the best way to
get over somebody's get under somebody else to have that new thing at the forefront of your mind
that makes you excited that makes you forget about everything else that was going on i'm not
kidding I'm not kidding and sometimes it takes a couple tries sometimes it takes a couple tries
where you're like no not good uh no that's not the one I want to hyper focus on no that's not
the memory I want to have at the forefront of my brain sometimes you gotta try a couple times
before you're like okay okay I've completely forgotten now I have something good to hyper
fixate on had a sexy dream about my ex situation ship I'm four years deep in a relationship that
is what it is it happens sometimes the brain plays tricks on us and no it doesn't mean oh you're in
the wrong relationship no it doesn't mean this man's thinking about you no it doesn't mean it
doesn't mean anything I'm not somebody who believes in dreams meaning anything because I feel like if
I really start believing in dreams meaning something I'm gonna like go into psychosis
and nobody needs that nobody especially me I do not need that so I like to pretend when I wake up
dreams did not happen unless they were like really fun and good and if you had a cute little sexy
time in your dream then congratulations girl okay you're getting it in the real world and
in the metaphysical world up in your head i'm very jealous of that hi girl i just wanted to
say hi and i wanted to share with you guys with the audience a confession that i have
so i'm currently in the best relationship of my life actually this is the first boyfriend
serious boyfriend that i ever have and i'm 23 years old however in the past i always get involved
with somebody until somebody better shows up and i just kind of leave the other person for
the better the better option right well this time i have a co-worker who he's fantastic and he
he matches my energy so much but i've been with my boyfriend with my first ever boyfriend i have
so many plans what you guys would do would you guys break the cycle or would you guys just you
know go with your heart follow your heart even though it's a little impulsive thank you guys
love you queen y'all know my answer there's no way that coworker dick is that good it really is
just close proximity your heart doesn't even want him i fear you're thinking with your pussy you
know how some men think with their dicks and make the worst decisions of their lives you can do that
with your pussy too and i think you're just thinking with your pussy you also gotta break
that habit of like um being in a relationship and keeping a side piece on the side you can't do that
okay and if you're in a relationship where you want to entertain other people dare i say the
relationship might not be good enough for you or i don't know like maybe there's something in your
heart where you like can't accept conditional love or unconditional love but if i'm gonna do
anything in this situation it's definitely not break up with your long-term boyfriend to be with
your co-worker that's gonna get messy you're gonna get in the way of your money you're gonna block
your blessings it's not worth it not worth it i need to stop looking for male validation even
though i'm literally so gay like girl hmm i just think male validation is so cheap so cheap it
really is because like men get distracted over like the least most interesting things ever
and i i think about this all the time the quote where it's like men would literally fuck a
mcchicken if given the opportunity it's like oh yeah oh yeah sometimes their brains do be working
like that and why would i put any sort of like pressure or any sort of like power over their
thoughts on myself when they quite literally would fuck a mick chicken like sometimes stupid
people's opinions don't matter and i don't do i get on here and shit on men whatever literally i
sat down with my spotify like rep or something we were talking about like analytics because i wanted
to look deeper in at them and quite literally there's 99 the demographic of this podcast is
99 percent women and i love that i do love that but i do know there are some fantastic men who
come to this podcast to get the female perspective to have a little laugh to maybe become a better
man and i know you're probably on your like oh this girl's shitting on men all the time but it's
like sometimes you need a little humbling and i'm sure you know as a man some stupid fucking
friends of yours who would fuck a mcchicken and thus i tell the girls around your stupid
fucking friend don't care about what he thinks of you okay it doesn't matter what do you think
about yourself and most importantly what do your friends think about you i think it's important to
have a really good group of girlfriends around you high achieving girlfriends girlfriends who
go after things who hold people to certain standards who hold themselves to certain standards
those people those are the opinions you want those are your life counselors babe okay that's what
matters that's the opinion that matters because they will tell you to your face you are making
the wrong decision they will because they love you they will look you in your eyes and go babe
i don't think this is good for you and they'll do it out of love men will never do that for you
especially a man if i go make chicken so don't even worry about male validation it's so cheap
and if you really want it it's very easy to get but also at what cost your soul let's not give
that up no stop my boyfriend sticks his fingers in my booty crack and lips licks them you guys
are way too freaked out I need you to not be doing that he's gonna get like MRSA in his organs from
booty from shit going in his system and like dare I say if he's doing that like he might as well get
on his knees and spread the cheeks at that point at that point you know he might as well my ex gave
me the best head ever and i always think about it while i fuck my current boyfriend well if your
current boyfriend's not doing it you know what made it the best head ever just tell your current
boyfriend and then you could be getting it all the time you know sometimes you know what i say
sex is about like freakiness you know the pleasure you're feeling and how you're giving into it
but also yeah sometimes experience and you experience congratulations best head of your
life doesn't mean you need to sit there like i gotta close my eyes and not make eye contact
with this man because i have to pretend he's someone else head scratch no it's actually like
oh now you have the experience now you can replicate that every single time you get head
what made it so good was he really light with it was he focused on one area did he use tongue and
fingers did he you know really take his time you know what made it good so now your your homework
is to replicate this in the man you're seeing currently because he will learn you can train a
man you can not always but when it comes to pussy eating you can and you should train a man how to
eat your pussy so if you know the special like two finger punch combo to get you to nut the hardest
you've ever nutted in your entire life tell that man what to do and you do that with positive
reinforcement oh that feels so good do this oh my goodness babe i've never felt this way before
do this when you're finished like reciprocate okay then go down on him give him the best
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Hi, Hannah. I am seeking big sister advice.
So I just got fired from a shitty bartending job.
It turned way too corporate and they fired me and my boyfriend.
So we decided instead of looking for new jobs here in Central Florida,
where we both hate it, we decided to move to New York.
We got a sublet for a month starting next week.
We have to go up there and take all of our shit.
And we're just going to see what happens.
and apartment hunt I guess and I'm very nervous everyone around me is telling me that this is a
bad idea but I feel in my true heart of hearts that it's the right decision for me I feel like
it's meant to happen I feel like I'm meant to go there and I have the money to do so so finances
really isn't an issue I just don't really know how to tell my parents I feel like they're going
to be very disappointed in me and I don't know if this is the right decision I'm kind of nervous
like my intuition is telling me it's a good idea but my anxiety wants to just run away
so let me know what you think okay well first of all you're gonna disappoint your parents no matter
what that is the curse of being a child to parents is like you will disappoint them you'll do like
the best thing it's the funny thing about like being a child of parents aren't we all but you
know having parents in general is like you will do like the best thing you could ever do for
yourself and then your mom will break down in tears and be like why would you do that and it's
like girl i don't need this fucking stress on my life like jesus christ anyways so you're gonna
disappoint them go ahead and rip that band-aid off get over it it is what it is when you do rip
that band-aid off to your parents whenever i'm making a drastic life decision to my parents i
always make it very clear to them because my mom can be very emotional i make it very clear this
is a decision i'm making for myself yes i've thought it through if everything falls you know
out of place i'll come back home whatever what i need right now from you two is emotional support
kindness compassion and i need you to celebrate with me and get excited for me because i have
enough stress already on my shoulders so if you can't provide that for me i'm going to take a
break from you guys like i need emotional support right now tell them what's going on and be like i
need emotional support please be kind to me and if they can't then you can just kind of ghost them
for a little bit they'll figure out you know oh shit i should behave that way it'll figure itself
out but you're gonna disappoint your parents no matter what especially when you're moving out of
your home state out of Florida which congratulations get the fuck up out of there girl but I think it'll
be good like you said monetary issues not even a problem you are just gonna have to enter hustle
mode I know when I leave Kansas City and I move to LA I'm gonna have to enter the same kind of
mindset which is why I'm really trying to mentally prepare it's gonna be hustle mode which is pack up
all your shit drive it across the country get up there unpack get into that sublet immediately
start applying for jobs immediately go apartment hunting do this do that blah blah blah it's going
to be hustle mode time's going to move by very quickly but if you really think about it in the
grand scheme of your life you take one singular month to dedicate talk about that last call and
dedicate to yourself and your relationship and your future and your girl one month hold on let
me pull my calculator how many months does the average human experience let's see 12 times say
you lived like 95 congratulations that is 1140 months that you experience on this planet you
set aside one month to hustle and all of a sudden you got it all figured out you can set aside one
freaking month okay it sounds like you're self-motivated it sounds like you got everything
under control it sounds like you're excited it sounds like you know you you have a partner who
supports you who will help you figure things out one month of dedication one month of hustling one
month of simply finding another bartending job maybe you find a different little like coffee
shop gig restaurant gig whatever it may be show up in person hand out your resumes show up the
best you can to those you know job interviews or apartment hunting you'll figure it out one month
that's all you got to dedicate to easy peasy lemon squeezy think about the big picture
stress can get very overwhelming when you think about the small picture okay when i was going it
was like the most recent like super stressful event i went through i think it was probably
thank god uh it was when i got my car stolen it was like i had a moment of panic which was like
things are out of my control i'm freaking out oh my god oh my god oh my god and then i stopped
instead of looking at the small picture which caused me more anxiety i looked at the big
picture which is i needed to get rid of my car anyways i needed to find a new car money will
come back to me maybe i'll find the car eventually you know let's let's start you know looking
towards the future of well eventually i'll have a new car and it'll be good you know i just got
to get through this situation and guess what i did but once i looked at the big picture it got
rid of that immense anxiety that i was feeling about the small picture so don't focus on the
little things look focus on the big things focus about your future about the life you're building
with your partner congratulations how fucking fun and stay dedicated to yourself one month out of
1100 what i say in 40 months girl you can put one month aside i believe in you you got this
and yeah you're gonna disappoint your parents but like they'll be totally fine for real it's not the
worst thing they've ever gone through made tons of big bookings at a restaurant after they fired me
it went bankrupt months later oh my god well they're probably gonna go bankrupt anyways but
i have learned from personal experience that if you make too many reservations through like what
is the most popular reservation app like talk if you make too many reservations to talk and don't
show up to them and don't respond and don't cancel them they will ban you for life they'll ban you
for life i found this out the hard way when it was like what like last valentine's day and i was
like i don't really know what we're doing like let me just like panic and figure something out
so i made like 18 reservations just in case and then we only went to one and not good very bad
like literally like they have me ip banned from making reservations and not any of my girls and
me when i go out to dinner i'm like can somebody else make that can somebody else make that sorry
they literally won't let me so just a pro tip don't make too many and also fuck your job how
to stop flirting with men for free drinks even though i love my boyfriend and adore him oh oh
interesting well um like i'm having a hard time here because i'm pulled in two very different
directions which is like loyalty yes and also like free drink yes yes and i think there's a
healthy balance here you know how does your how would your boyfriend feel about you doing this
if he and this is what i'm gonna be like oh let me step in for the man's side here or whatever
if he's gonna be pissed off at you for like taking a drink from another man then it's not it's just
not worth the the trouble and if you really like free drinks that bad when going out tell your
boyfriend i need 25 fucking dollars before i go out there you go problem solved if you know he'd
be pissed you know like oh i shouldn't be doing this but like i'm kind of addicted to it and i
just really want a free drink but he would be very unhappy ask your man for money before you go out
and if he says no he's gotta sit there all night thinking about wait if she doesn't have money for
a drink right now who's gonna be buying her drinks panic panic panic and then i'll give you money
next time now if it's something you're like i don't think you really give a fuck about like
if it's like no he really wouldn't care like it's it really is nothing i'm just getting my free
drinks then whatever all relationships have different boundaries different levels to it okay
but i think the best situation is and the probably most realistic situation is your boyfriend probably
would not like it if he walked into that club to meet you there and you were flirting with a man
for a free drink and best case scenario is you tell him hey i'm going out with the girls can i
get some drink money do you want to go ahead and buy me some drinks for the club so i can come home
tipsy afterwards like that's how you should frame it and i guarantee you'll get some money out of it
for sure i cheated on my boyfriend out of selfishness and he found out yeah cheating usually
is always from so actually not usually always is always from selfishness you had a selfish moment
we're not gonna like fucking beat you up over it you know best thing you can really do is a
leave him yeah if he's not broken up with you it's probably because he's trying to make it work and
after cheating there's no way to make it work there isn't there's no way to make it work especially
when you're young so the best thing you can do for him is to leave him if you ever cheat on anybody
you gotta leave you do and it sucks because you're like oh i did one bad thing and now i'm doing
another no you're letting them go so they can find someone better that's you owe that to them
you don't owe yes i'll be better in the relationship you owe them i gotta leave you
know i i broke every single rule and boundary we had this relationship and thus there's no
more relationship anymore and i'm so sorry um i want you to heal from this but i don't think you
can heal from this in a relationship you owe it to them you do um and that's one way you can kind
of like you know kind of reset and the only other way after cheating to really um i guess like do
better is to never do it again yeah you owe an apology you owe like making up to them in some
sort of way you also owe them space in leaving if they won't leave themselves which they should
leave you but you know how it is it gets tricky sometimes they don't want to leave they're like
we can make it work they're too tied down it's a big like bubble burster and they don't know what
to do they're panicking of course of course so since you made the hard decision one time you
gotta make the hard decision a second time you gotta leave and from here on out i feel like
especially cheaters i think and i i haven't really been around a lot of them but a couple of the
people especially in college that i knew that were like um like cheating a lot they felt so like
self-depreciated because of it that they kept doing it it was almost like a self-harm behavior
where they were like well i hate myself and i don't deserve good things so i'm gonna keep blowing
up everything around me because I don't know how to be an actual adult who functions in the real
world and it's just like that's a mess don't go there don't push yourself deep down in a hole
where you keep making the same decision over and over out of self-hatred it's like okay you did
something bad you live you learn you grow never do it again do the best you can for the person in
front of you to try and make things good but also I do think you need to leave if they have not left
you already i hooked up with a school friend on xmas who hadn't seen for 10 years and he got me
pregnant huh oh no free my girl on xmas oh my gosh you're like a month in two months how long
has it been oh like roughly a month you got time if you want to maybe not do it but if you do want
to stay around i think the the most important thing is like do you tell him yeah i mean evil
girl hours here if you if he makes a lot of fucking money get that child support baby that
is some evil girl hours though but also if you're like this man's a loser and he just kind of got
me pregnant it's like maybe you just single mom it out and do the best you can but oh pregnant
from a one-night stand talk about worst nightmare ever and please please please do what's best for
you i check my ex's private instagram almost every day now why would you do that to yourself
why are you self-torturing why are you like physically lashing yourself every single day
that seems like just not worth it this is when we're gonna have the self-control talk okay yes
when information is available to you sometimes we think oh that means we should be looking at it
no no no not all the time just because something is available does not mean you need to look at it
and i highly believe you should stay far far away from exes um any sort of exes whether it's yours
someone else's whatever it may be past life people and their instagram pages facebook pages whatever
it is the best thing you can give yourself and gift yourself in this life is being oblivious
to what came before you okay i saw isab rocky talk about this when someone was like oh yeah
do you like not get jealous about drake and rihanna and he's like why would i give a fuck
about anything that came before me oh i'm gonna go into the past and like worry about fixing this
thing and blah blah blah blah no i don't give a fuck i'm here right now that's all that fucking
matters where i am and what i'm moving forward towards and that is loving my girlfriend wife
whatever it is Rihanna hello hello who would not love her down but that mindset is the healthiest
mindset to have and something that people really need to start taking on which is I don't really
give a fuck about your ex because they have nothing to do with me and unless you are making
them prevalent in your life again in this case I don't want to be here around that past behavior
then I don't care I don't care because you got to be a little bit like you got to inflate your ego
a little bit which is i'm the best thing to ever happen to you you're with me for a reason
fuck anybody else who's in my past because they're in my past for a reason i'm moving
on to the future onto bigger better things that's the best way to do it because checking your ex's
private instagram every single day or checking your boyfriend's exes or girlfriend's exes or
exes exes exes exes it's like internet self-harm and we need to not you gotta you gotta cut that
behavior out immediately i used to do this i used to do this a lot and then i realized oh my god i'm
making myself miserable every single day and it's just not worth it because honestly what is more
important and what's most important is me right here right now and the people who are in front
of me and who have chosen me in this moment there's nothing else going on i'm not focusing
on the past i'm not focusing on it girl fuck the past hi hannah um so i've been dating this guy for
six months and we really love each other but everyone in my life hates him he's controlling
we have opposite beliefs and a lot of things and I feel like I should leave him but I can't
we already broke up one time and I honestly felt like it was the right decision but we ended up
getting back together he has this crazy trauma like abandonment issues etc so he's very dependent
on me and I don't know how to leave him because he does treat me really good in a lot of things
and our relationship is going really well.
But I don't feel like I can grow as a person with him.
Also, I'm still in high school
and there's a lot of things I want to do
but I can't do with him.
But he's convinced I'm his soulmate
and I just don't know how to leave
and I just really want what's best for us.
So I want to remind some of that.
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data rates may apply run run as fast as the wind can take you women be like and i i don't blame you
because i am this girl women be like but we're so good and the relationship's working out perfectly
and then in reality it's like he hates you your friends hate him he's evil to you you know you're
looking at it through rose-colored glasses you will leave this man get the boost of confidence
you need and realize oh wow why the fuck was i doing that i need you to have a maddie euphoria
moment where it's like this man's evil and i want nothing to do with him and i need to get the fuck
away from him and i don't want you to wait around men like this you'll wait around until they do
something big or do something to really show you they hate you but the thing is men like this are
really good at showing they hate you and also really good at showing they love you in a very
superficial way but it's that high then low then high then low then high then low that keeps you
trapped because you're dopamine addicted once you go cold turkey once you fully remove this man from
your life you will be so much better off give it a good month you'll be fine you're in high school
do not get trapped in this situation early because you are just a baby you're a baby you're a baby
and honestly this relationship is not good even though you think it's good this man is not good
to you even though you think it is because you're in fucking high school you need to be focused on
those grades girl how about that the gpa that's what you need to be focused on okay please i'm
begging best thing i did for myself was not get involved with men until i was out of high school
and honestly i wish i didn't get involved with men until i was out of college too
unfortunately i did but i had the best high school experience ever because i did not focus
on romantic relationships at all i had little crushes here and there but i was like too mentally
unwell to really be in a relationship which just sounds like he is as well but he's not you know
he can't be an adult and think for himself so he won't make that decision i need you to leave him
immediately and i know you probably won't right now but please if anything's gonna give you the
strength to do so let it be my words was trying to get over my two-year situationship by means of
a romp and i ended up with chlamydia okay this is what my advice getting over somebody means
getting under somebody is maybe not the best advice because that is always i mean if you're
ever gonna hook up with somebody it is always always something that could happen and thus i
think you should vet people a little bit like make them a little scared you know put them through the
trials and tribulations and if they pass then congratulations you get this golden gate of a
pussy but i think if you want to strike the fear of god into a man you should look him in your in
his eyes lean forward push your titties together and go when's the last time you've been tested
talk about stuttering talk about hot mess they will either have like a real answer for you
because they're like a real adult who cares about their health and their partner's health
or they'll go i guess i you know i just oh i never thought about that and it's like oh you never
thought about that so what 18 diseases are you carrying with you in those pants also just a pro
tip i don't know if you sucked on it but you can get chlamydia in your throat yeah you can you can
my first ever run in with any sort of std not personally but within first ever std of my friend
group that like happened where we were like oh yeah oh my god they were so right about that in
PE when they were showing us videos and photos of people's you know private parts getting eaten up
by diseases it's like oh yeah that is a thing my friend was like no I didn't sleep with them I just
sucked them off but they just texted me said they had chlamydia I'll be fine right and it was like
I don't know and it wasn't something I could necessarily google because they had no answers
so I called Planned Parenthood and I was like hey quick question should it theoretically asking for
friend here if someone were to suck the dick of someone who had chlamydia should they come in to
get tested slash medication and they were like oh absolutely anywhere that there's a wet surface
a wet warm dark surface chlamydia can grow so please be careful like i said strike the fear
of god into them just a little bit i know this from personal experience i told this guy i don't
want to talk four times it's been a year and i haven't blocked him because i love attention i
think you'd be a really good dom i think you'd be a really good dom because you're kind of like
doming this man anyways i think you kind of like that power that like oh yeah submissive man he
keeps crawling back to me even though it's like you don't really want to block them because you're
like i kind of love the idea that he keeps crawling back to me i think you'd be a really
good dominatrix yeah i think you'd be like fantastic with some knee-high leather eight
inch heels with a man on his hands and knees in front of you i think that's what you're kind of
looking for and if he keeps groveling back maybe you can kind of push it maybe you can't enter a
dominatrix state where you're oh you want to talk to me here's my zelle information send me a hundred
dollars yeah yeah and if he's like what that's weird then whatever block and move on hey anna
so first of all i just want to say that i'm canadian and i've been watching listening to
your podcast for over three years now and i really liked it and sorry for my english it's not the
best because my first language is french but yeah i really like your podcast and i just wanted to
talk to you about something that's been going on in my brain for some time so me and my boyfriend
i've been together for over four years now and our relationship is very great um we don't argue
a lot he's really nice to me and he treats me almost like a queen but the only thing is that
my birthday is in february and we have our four-year anniversary in january so for him
is just a lot going on in like the the three months of the beginning of the year like
it's christmas our anniversary then my birthday then valentine's day and my boyfriend he thinks
i'm too materialistic because i ask like for gifts and stuff on like my birthday and christmas
and i like to get flowers or chocolate or whatever for valentine's day
My boyfriend, he always tells me that I'm too materialistic and it should not be about the gift or anything.
But, like, it's true.
My love language is gift-giving.
So, of course, I love to get gifts, too.
But for him, it's just, he thinks, like, I ask for too much.
But for me, I feel like I just ask for the bare minimum.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me say, and I know this from personal experience,
he's got no excuses he has no fucking goddamn excuses and you know why because i as a girlfriend
do the same exact shit my boyfriend's birthday is right before thanksgiving so it's it's this
is what it is this is the entire end of my year for the past five years halloween immediately
his birthday immediately thanksgiving we get a month in between then it's christmas then it's
new year's then it's um valentine's day so it flies by there's a there's a holiday jammed packed
maybe multiple times a month sometimes does that mean oh i don't actually go all out for his
birthday or oh i don't get him gifts on this day or oh we don't take this day seriously no not at
all because i know what it means to be prioritized and like really really taken care of and of course
if I'm gonna have a partner I'm gonna do that for them and if your love language is gift giving
my love language is also gift giving you know you know if you have a partner whose love language
is gift giving and you're like it's too much pressure actually you're just stupid and don't
know your partner because I could get the most simple cheapest gift ever if it means it has
something to do with me in a niche interest it's the bumblebee tights okay have you seen that movie
fuck I'm forgetting it but it's it's Daenerys and she's like a caregiver and she has this lame ass
fucking boyfriend who gets her like this diamond necklace with his initial on it or his name on it
and it's ugly as fuck and she's like I don't really wear jewelry but okay thank you I know
it was expensive like I appreciate it and then this other guy gets her these striped bumblebee
tights that she talked about once that was like her biggest thing that she's always wanted and
no one could ever find them or whatever blah blah blah she gets those guess which gift she likes
more the cheap ass bumblebee tights yes that is the point of gift giving being seen being heard
being understood being prioritized that's what comes from gift giving not the amount of money
spent i think some men think oh yeah i can get away with getting a shitty lame gift if it's
expensive or they get you a cheap ass gift that means nothing to you because they don't know you
listen listen listen listen i think you need to make it very clear to your boyfriend holidays are
meant to be celebrated we can pick and choose which ones mean the most to us you know maybe
we're gonna spend more on christmas than we are on valentine's day but valentine's day i'm a
fucking girl i want some cute little roses and a cheap ass little teddy bear and a box of chocolates
it'll cost you 15 at cvs but you as a man being in a relationship that's what you gotta do oh you
don't want to do that don't have a girlfriend it's really that simple and if you are if you are a man
listening to this podcast let me go male brain for you for a second okay because i know there's a few
of them i literally just got a comment that's like i'm a straight man i hope i'm accepted here it's
like yes but just act right it's very easy to act right let me give you the key here you want
unlimited blow jobs you as a man okay male brain i'm thinking for a second you want unlimited blow
jobs all you have to do is after work sneak by a little corner store get a cheap ass fucking
$15 bouquet and show up and surprise your girlfriend with it yes yes that's all it takes
yes now more important holidays yeah it's gonna take actually knowing who the fuck you're dating
but dare i say if the person doesn't know who you are in the relationship why are you even in the
relationship to begin with it sounds like this is a miscommunication okay you're prioritizing
something you're trying to communicate he's maybe not getting the gist of it all because sometimes
i don't know men be like see no evil hear no evil for some reason and it's like no like if you want
me to be freaky in bed later or even have a sliver of pussy then i need to be treated correctly and
in your case that means gift giving means prioritizing your holidays and if you're you
can also like give and take depending on which holiday if you're like i really want to go all
out for my birthday but that means we don't have to go crazy on christmas or we don't have to go
crazy on valentine's day then make that known but also like tell him what you want now i think it's
important as a as a person in a relationship no matter who you are to speak on what you want hey
i'm looking for this make it clear make it known have a serious conversation look in their eyes
when you say these things okay if that person goes okay yeah i hear you and then they don't do it for
you it has nothing to do with you and nothing to do with them the question you need to ask yourself
at that point in time is they can't provide what i want is this something i'm going to settle with
or is this something that i really need in a relationship and i gotta leave and go find okay
if you really prioritize gift giving if you really want to be seen and heard and dare i say you should
be in a relationship that makes you feel seen and heard and special if you don't feel that way you
got to ask yourself is this something I want to settle for or do I need to go look for something
that's bigger and better you know someone who's actually going to see me and show up for me
but yes men it's so fucking easy usually women will send you like wish lists because they know
what they want already congratulations just click purchase but if you're like oh fuck I don't know
I never surprised my girlfriend what what are you doing literally $15 bouquet of flowers show up
with them so simple of course ideally you do something nicer than that but if you really want
to just like get down to the simplest terms of things like you said valentine's day i still want
roses and chocolates is that too much to ask for no no it's not okay so yes with every relationship
serious conversation if they hear you and then don't do it ask yourself is this a relationship
I want to stay in because obviously my needs aren't being met every single place that I want
sometimes it won't meet all criteria but how important is it to you how much do you want it
and what do you really want in this relationship it's okay to ask yourself that I think sometimes
we as women get stuck in relationships or people just in general get stuck in relationships and
we're like our needs aren't being met but like that's okay that's just that's just who they are
you know like it's fine and you kind of settle and then you start feeling bad about yourself
you start feeling bad about the relationship it kind of implodes on you you can always ask
yourself no matter how far you are into a relationship no matter how early it is whatever
it is you can always have a real conversation with yourself of am i being seen is this what i want
is this what i deserve you should be having that conversation with yourself quarterly ideally and
if the answer is no you gotta cut your losses but i do think healthy communication is always
important and sometimes it's okay to look your boyfriend in the eyes and go buy me some fucking
flowers bitch and if he doesn't hear you if he's like oh just a woman asking for flowers
then he's a stupid idiot and maybe he shouldn't be around you i'm 21 in love with my 30 year old
situationship tell him end it or fuck his friend lord help uh you need to end it okay you are not
in the control that you think you are and if you fuck his friend you're especially not in the
control that you think you are because him and his friend are gonna laugh about it and giggle
about it together you think i don't know what it is with like women who are like i'm gonna sleep
with his friend it's like you think you are getting the upper hand here but in reality those men are
going about it behind your back and laughing about it and comparing experiences you're just you're
gonna be the laughingstock it's not worth it that's why i say things in the past should stay
in the past friends exes whatever it is they're in the past for a reason you are 21 you're 21
the person who is in power and control in this dynamic here the person who's actually like
getting something out of this relationship is the 30 year old man getting 21 year old pussy
i need you to leave him and his friend expeditiously and i might as well text him that
a loser while you're at it because any 30 year old man fucking a 21 year old is the world's
biggest loser and I know you don't think that because you it's like a it's a dynamic and it's
definitely against you and I get it and it's not your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault
it's not your fault but as a person in their mid-20s who has been 21 who has friends who are 30
I would cuss out my friends who are 30 who would date a 21 year old and I'd probably stop being
friends with them because they're a lame loser and i don't want you to get caught up with a lame
loser and if it's a friend of his he's probably a lame loser too i think i accidentally manifested
that my ex would get a dui sometimes it's like that you know or you were having a vision maybe
you weren't manifesting but you were like i see this clearly i kind of did this this weekend i'm
not even kidding where oh my god so a snowstorm right i did not have time to get groceries i'm
a busy fucking woman did my boyfriend get groceries no of course not um so it's like we
need dinner i figured out lunch and breakfast i made us literally the best ever cinnamon swirl
banana bread i had dug out random things in the freezer i made like a good old midwest style egg
and hash brown and bacon casserole like i was like yes there's nothing left in the fridge okay
so he goes out on an adventure to go get us dinner what does he do when you get home oh my god i
crash my car what the fuck do you mean you crashed your car and it's crazy because as he's out doing
that i literally had this like thought in my head where i was like i feel like this dumbass is gonna
go and do donuts and like slip out and fuck fuck his car up guess what he did exactly that exactly
that and i don't want to shame him or like get too down on him because he's already very down on
himself about it because it was like his fault when you're an accident someone else's fault it's
like okay whatever but when you're an accident it's your fault it's like god damn you're really
gonna get pissed at yourself but it was literally like did I manifest that or did I have a vision
and did I tell him exactly about the vision I had yes I said drive carefully no donuts don't be a
fucking dumbass what does he do exactly what I had a vision about so maybe you're a psychic and
maybe you manifested it but also most importantly maybe you just had a vision or a clear understanding
of who they are as a person and thus you were able to know what they were gonna do before they
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Witch, witch.
I was on TikTok live picking a fit and accidentally flashed my tit with 10 people watching.
Haven't told anyone that like seriously was going to take it to my grave.
You know what?
It's okay.
I'm sure it looks fantastic.
It's all right.
It happens to the best of us.
I have this weird, as someone who posts online,
i have this weird ocd like thought habit where i'm like oh my god what if i accidentally posted
my pussy online like i don't know what it is especially when i get too high and a little
scared i'm like oh my god what if what if i accidentally like flash my titties on camera
it's like you did not do that very obviously so why are you freaking out thinking maybe you did
like I don't know what it is it's definitely like an OCD issue that I have um especially like with
posting online it's like but what if I did this thing it's like obviously you didn't duh obviously
you did it so don't worry about it but 10 people watching girl you're okay I'm sure it was a safe
space with 10 people watching it's giving safe space it's giving like uh friends sleepover but
if it was like 100 people I'd be like oh my god oh no oh no it's not the worst thing that could
happened on tiktok live i'll tell you what one time my ex and i were using a butt plug and he
pulled it out of me covered in shite oh my god girl and you know what that's what i say men be
like i want to be in that asshole so bad it's like okay but like are you ready for the poop that's
gonna incur because i as a woman am not gonna be douching for anal i am not a professional porn
star there's no reason i need to be doing that because i don't give a fuck and if you want to
be back there if you want access to that area you better be a man and be prepared for what it's used
for what god intended it to be used for which is shit so if you run into shit in a shitty area
don't be surprised when you see shit you know you know be a man of course of course there might be a
little some and you know what most importantly i will say be aware of your diet eat your fiber if
you're gonna do any backdoor play do it after and i mean like a while after like a good solid bm
don't do it after like a chipotle taco bell ice cream binge night because it might be soft serve
bike back there girl but yes um if you're gonna play those games you got to be aware of the prizes
you're gonna win and no shame on you like i said if if they want to be back there they got to be
prepared for what it's used for and if they're gonna judge you on that well god's judging them
someone said confessional i'm a fool hannah there's this adorable girl at the dispo that's
always giving me eyes flirting away instead of being a normal person asking for her number
i keep going back to the dispensary hoping i see her and now i have way too much weed to go back
please save me oh my god i have the perfect out for you congratulations you have way too much weed
and you can't smoke it on your own go back to the dispo go buy i don't know like uh like some
like papers oh my god go get your supplies there go see if the girl's there be like oh my god yeah
like i just can't smoke this all myself what are your favorite wraps do you want to like
hang out and smoke sometime like i think it's totally okay to ask um people that you are
regulars at for just like um any sort of like hangout or if you want to you know take things
further i think that's totally fine and normal it's the same thing as like oh i go to this coffee
shop every morning and there's this barista that i flirt with every morning like let me get her
number i think you can totally do that with the dispo girls too you know and like if she doesn't
feel it it might be weird and then congratulations you just got to go find a new dispo and you
probably want to do that for a while because you got a ton of weed on hands but best case scenario
congratulations you have a ton of weed now you need some rolling papers or maybe you need a new
pipe or a new bong whatever go back to the dispo go to the girl be like oh my god what are your
favorite blah blah blah blah i just have too much weed oh i just have such a huge problem i have too
much weed and no one to smoke it with oh life's so hard and then congratulations now she's coming
over now you're smoking weed and now you're fucking just kidding but like that's the best
case scenario you know someone said i'm a few months out of a two-year relationship i thought
i wouldn't be comfortable having sex with anyone for a while but i recently started putting myself
out there and there's this guy who is super creative and sweet but the thing that really
got me going was that his apartment was beautifully decorated and clean immediately i changed my mind
maybe i wouldn't mind having sex in this beautiful apartment you're so right about that a man who has
his shit together literally is the sexiest thing ever i don't care what you're packing downstairs
i don't care about your height i don't care what you look like i don't care whatever if you can
like present yourself in a normal adult manner that is like level-headed and good and real and
you have like adult shit going on for you like a 401k my pussy's wet and that's just how it is
and you know what you should i'm sure those sheets are real comfortable girl go for it okay i don't
really have much of a question i just really want you to know that you have changed my life so much
and as parasocial as that might sound like every week when you upload your podcast i am so excited
to listen to it i live in the midwest too i'm a midwest girly and like when you talk about your
life experiences i relate to you on so many different levels and i just like i wish i had
a friend like you in real life so it's great to watch you sorry losing my voice but anyways i went
back on to your first youtube video that you posted of smoke sesh and you have changed so much
and like in a good way like you have just evolved so much you just look even better you look great
like and it just made me so excited to keep getting older because i'm way younger than you
girl i'm only 18 but it's just i'm very grateful to have a woman like you to look up to and i'm
very thankful for you and i just want you to know that there are so many people who love you and to
never stop doing the smoke sesh because it really gets so many people through and yeah that's all i
got stop i'm in an emotional era so don't even don't even be nice to me because i will start
crying no you guys don't understand how much i do really really appreciate like i wouldn't be here
without you guys like parasocial relationship it goes two ways i think most people think
parasocial relationship it's like one way no no here in this in this community it goes two
ways y'all think you're my best friend i'm also your best friend like that's really how it is
i get to sit down and kiki with my girls and my gays and my days and my he's whoever is here i'm
happy to have you here as long as you're bringing the good fucking vibes and a positive fucking
attitude and love for everybody and i know i rant about this a lot and i say thank you a lot but i
think you guys deserve it as much as like you guys feel like you couldn't be here without me i truly
couldn't be here without you and i do look forward to doing this every single week and thank you for
noticing i've gotten hotter i've been doing a lot of mental and not a lot of physical well some
physical work i've been like working out and being active more but i've been doing a lot of mental
work to just get more comfortable in myself so I'm I'm glad it's paying off and I'm glad you can
see it there's something about being the little sister that makes me always have wanted a big
sister and I've never had a big sister I really never had any like older females in my life
growing up that I could really look like forward to so I feel like since I was always searching
for that I decided you know what fuck it I'll become it and I'm I'm so happy to be here and
I'm so happy to hopefully provide inspiration or a little laugh or some light to the darkness
that might be going on in your life, especially now with the whole winter blues and the craziness
going on in our country.
It's like the best thing that I can do.
I've realized for community, of course, showing up and showing out and using my voice, but
also just like trying to provide some light and some joy to the people who are around
me.
I feel like that's what what I'm really best at.
So thank you.
Your words really do mean the world to me.
and i love you so much sending you such a big kiss anyways with that being said i think that's
pretty much all the call-ins we got and all the confessionals we have going into the new year
so if there's anything you needed to get off your chest hopefully hopefully you got it off your
chest it's a fun little pre-vacation episode to sit down with you guys and hang out and chit chat
you know all the crazy shit that life really do bring our way because it gets it gets wild and
hopefully I could bring a little bit of light to your life during the trials and tribulations that
you may be going through right now please I love you stay safe out there I'm begging show up for
your friends show up for your neighbors don't be a stupid fucking idiot who's egotistical and
thinks only they matter in this world because that's not going to get you anywhere I promise
show up for your friends tell people you love them be kind to yourself be kind to the people
around you stay safe stay sane stay sexy and i'll see you all so soon
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