Smoke Sesh - sexy hot scary summer confessionals

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

hello and welcome back! you guys have been BEGGING for your favorite episode so I brought back the confessionals for you all! today we talk everything- and I mean everything! nothings off limits as we chat love, s3x, summer heat, mistakes, and being tempted by the devil.. I’d get into more details but you’ll just have to listen to find out ;) if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty follow the instagram to submit your questions and call ins at Hannahmarlene and we will chat soon! MUAH!

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and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca. listen everybody needs a fairy godmother you know just somebody to look out for them some people call me their fairy smoke mother others their internet big sister but you can call me hannah the host of smoke sash so come hang out let's light up and talk everything there is to life the good the bad the ugly the embarrassing i've got a story for it all hello hello hello hotties of the world and welcome back to another hot and steamy sexy episode of smoke sesh my name is hannah your host and i am excited to be back with you all today

actually as you're listening to this i am currently i think on like a 3 a.m hike in the middle of the woods hiking to an alpine lake oh my god i can't fucking wait i know she's living her best life don't say i never did anything for you because i am pre-batching currently all the episodes that i can while i'm on vacation but oh i cannot wait to be on vacation it's gonna be so freaking good i am so ready to just get lost in the middle of the woods with my girls smoke some weed in the mountains what's fucking better than that but before i leave i did have to sit down with you guys so you are able to sit back relax and enjoy your weekly smoke sesh content today we have a very fun episode i get asked for these episodes more than i get asked

for any other themed episode that we do and what is it may you ask it is girl church it is confessionals season you guys honestly i think the last confessionals we did was halloween so we are fucking due for a big juicy confessionals episode i love confessionals because here's the thing i think we as women inherently assume we're evil hello you're not hate to break the news to you you're not evil you're just living in this world as a human being and sometimes we do weird silly fucked up things you know what and I feel like I used to overwhelm myself with guilt over just like little mistakes little things that I would mess up on and then I realized oh my god there is no church there is no confessionals booth for the average individual like I'm not

stepping into that church and saying my sins for forgiveness so I need to create the metaphorical confessional booth in my mind and I'm happy to share that with you all I'm happy to have this safe space where everybody can kind of get together have a laugh share their silly funny weird fucked up stories and hopefully find forgiveness within each other i think that is so beautiful and i'm happy to be here today with you all to do so so this is going to be a bit of a crazy episode if you want to go ahead and grab your snack grab your coffee grab your weed sit back relax and let's get into it because we have a lot of them today this is in no particular order and everything is anonymous always i mean any question you send in is always anonymous thank

you for trusting me never ever ever will i share names i have never even shared like my boyfriend's name or like anybody close to me i do believe in anonymity and i love that about us i love that we can have a place where it's a judgment-free zone so thank you guys for sharing thank you guys for trusting let's get into it confession this past weekend i went to a gay bar slash club place period for the first time and hooked up with a pretty femme in the bathroom stall okay hot sexy i had to figure out how to cover all the hickeys before i sang at church today also this did not help me with my confusion if i am bisexual or if i'm actually just a lesbian who struggles with male validation so send me good vibes while i figure this shit out please uh i love a good

club bathroom stall hookup it truly is like peak experience do not touch the walls don't touch anything don't even get on your knees like that place is dirty if you can do it the best you can without touching anything in there 10 out of 10 recommend actually i don't recommend public sex please be safe but but i have had my experiences and they are hot steamy fun so i'm glad you found your little girly femme at the club and had your first ever hookup experience that is so exciting pro tip i remember when i was younger like in college and my friends had gotten their first ever hickeys and were flying back home for spring break and could not let their parents see their parent their hickeys you know what works and this is so silly but it does actually work

take a spoon put it in the freezer or maybe a really really cold thing of water and then what you're gonna do is place it on the hickey to chill it the area out and then slowly but surely you're gonna rub the hickey out because what the hickey is is basically just blood that is brought to the top and now pooled there and if you can massage or essentially scrape the blood out of there and put it back into your body it will dissipate the hickey faster than normal also good luck with figuring out your sexuality i don't think sexuality i mean it is something to be figured out but the only way in my opinion to figure it out is through experience so get out there live life do not hold yourself back and have as much fun as you can someone said i get road rage walking

behind people me as fuck i walk so fucking fast that if i'm stuck behind like somebody who's taking up the entire sidewalk there's a left side and a right side for a reason i actually get so frustrated because i'm like at i am walking at the pace of basically a horse trotting down the street and if i can't get past you or if like i'm running late i'm gonna become basically the whole went on a solo trip to portugal three weeks after i broke up with my toxic gaslighting boyfriend period can i get a round of applause i had a great time and had a two-day romance with a random 27 year old man i met randomly one night at the end of my trip okay hot steamy live in your best life i'm doing so much better now two months out of the relationship thank you for all the advice along

the way and encouraging me to have the confidence to put myself first love you oh my god i love you that's no i love that this is why i think traveling is so important especially when you're young hot and single because not only are you going to get out there experience the world realize the world is bigger than you but also you will have those vacation boyfriends vacation boyfriends are so important not that your whole entire trip should be wrapped wrapped up in a man like if you're on a girl's trip keep it just the girls do not involve any men that's gonna ruin the vibe but if you're on like a solo trip self-exploration trip and you don't know what to do pick up as many vacation boyfriends as you can because what vacation boyfriends do is they try and make you

have the best two to three days of your entire life they're taking you to all their favorite spots they're you know giving you the best d possible they are just truly acting as if they are straight out of a rom-com novel the key here is vacation boyfriends are met for vacations they are not met for boyfriends that like amazing experience is not gonna last outside of that vacation i fear they can only hold on to it for a couple days so live those couple days fully and release them back into the wild for another woman to enjoy but i am proud of you these always shock me that's why i have to read them like live on air because in the usual episodes i go through and then i just like grab a bunch of questions so i'm prepared for the episode but with the

confessionals it's like truly you need my raw reaction to some of these questions because are fucking crazy fisted my ex and accidentally sent the video to my ex box right after i quit babe babe babe what i'm not sure if this was like i don't know if they thought this was just like an amazing parting gift like thank you you know what thank you for this video or or at least you're never ever ever gonna see them again but oh my god this is why you don't ever do not ever text crazy videos you're not ever like send crazy videos i know i know you're like well how am i supposed to keep up with my man when i'm halfway across the country yeah sure fine if you can find a safe way to send those absolutely but please be careful because yes

sometimes it does end up going to the wrong person fisting your ex is crazy my boyfriend and i broke up but i selfishly want to stay friends with benefits because he can lay pipe yeah i'll tell you what breakup sex oh i hate to say it is some of the best sex because it's like goodbye sex same thing like right before you go on a trip or like right before you're just not going to see each other for a while it is the best sex ever because it's practically like this is my last chance this is my last chance to give them the best experience ever so they'll never ever ever forget me i fear if you keep doing it it's not going to be that good forever i think it will be like you know good a couple months maybe like toxically outside of the relationship but if

you're broken up and he's still laying pipe on you I fear that is community pipe now if you're broken up he is for the streets that is community pipe and I don't want any of my girls getting community pipe because that shit is greasy dirty hairy nasty you need clean pipe I let a random tinder guy sneak into my cabin to fuck and I think we fell in love oh you definitely didn't fall in I mean you probably fell in love with like the experience of it all but no no no no live your crazy life have your crazy experience and leave that man in the forest where he belongs oh no hooked up with a guy I met twice then went home to my toxic boyfriend of six years lol listen I am never pro cheating I'll I will never sit back here and be like I am pro fucking around on your

boyfriend like if you can break up with them first but this is a safe space and i am thankful for you sharing and sometimes it does take getting under somebody to get over somebody that's so bad that's so bad that's so bad but like how toxic was he if he's a piece of shit fuck him period ew i sat in the bathroom while he shit multiple times for shits and giggles i held his hand once you guys are some freaks like that's what what what what i'm not into poop play i'm not into poop play never ever ever will i let a man shit on my chest that will never be something in my wheelhouse listen we all have our kinks we all have our interests absolutely and if i dare i argue if you were in the bathroom sitting next to his feet while he takes a poop

with the particles practically flying on your face and you're holding his hand dare i argue you might as well get into it like you maybe you'll enjoy it maybe this will open new avenues for you you know what i mean but i've never been into that and like listen me and my boyfriend are close but we're not that close i don't fuck with like the excrements one may say i i don't even want him to like pee next to me i don't want him to do anything else next to me i need that door closed candle lit i needed to air out for five minutes before i'm even anywhere near it and maybe that's a me problem maybe maybe that's a me problem i got fingered with a tampon in on fourth of july weekend girl ouch hello was that tampon not piercing your cervix that sounds so

painful but i will say the craziest shit always happens fourth of july weekend the craziest shit maybe it's because every single person in the entire country is blackout fucking drunk as they should be as they should be but it's always the craziest shit that happens on the fourth of july i remember me and my friend went to like listen when you're in high school you either party at someone's rich fucking mansion or you go out into the country and you party in the middle of the woods okay and i remember me and my best friend went out to the middle of the woods with all of these guys to go party set off fireworks ride atvs whatever it is drink fucking beer by the fire we were having a grand old time until we realized like oh my god these men want to have sex with us

and then we had to practically sprint out of this cornfield it sounds scarier than it is we were just giggling having a good time there was actually no pressure it was just like lol let's leave these men alone that would be hilarious sprint out of this cornfield we're running past the gas station we're picking up four locals we're chugging them we're like what was i doing where were my parents hello i tend to have fantasies including my current situationship and his friends lmao is this normal uh yeah i think so especially if you're like into like multiples situations and maybe this is something you could recommend especially if this is just a situationship if you're like this man will never love me let's just get freaky let's just get crazy maybe you

guys could i don't know go to paris one may say do you you know what i mean maybe you and his best friend and him could go to paris and that would be so incredibly fun i'm so jealous of you no no just kidding i've thought about it and i'm like if i ever do a three-way if i ever do a three-way which not planning on it but I've thought about this for a while if I ever do I think if I did it if I did it with a girl and a guy it would have to be two people that I have never ever ever met before because I do get jealous I am a jealous crazy bitch and it's like I can't have my lover involved so it has to be two people that I've never met before or two guys I or two girls you know what i'll have it any which way now that i think about it but mostly the not knowing them

is important i say if it's a situation ship and you're like you know what fuck him he's never gonna you know really like me he's never gonna wife me up whatever you're just chasing after him i would start hitting on the best friend and then this is toxic hours i would start hitting on the best friend and then yeah maybe get both of them involved and stay safe i cook space brownies and my sisters didn't know i do it i fear they did if they know what weed is they definitely knew what you were doing but if they didn't know what weed was then they have no fucking clue because listen when you make space brownies you can smell that shit for miles i know this you know what i've lived so many different lives i remember when i was like 18 i was dating this guy from the trailer

park from the trailer park kind of he was like living there over the summer and then we just started dating when he was living out in Nebraska over the summer and so I would go out to his trailer out in the middle of fucking nowhere in the plains and we would cook space brownies in the trailer and listen that shit stunk up the entire fucking trailer part and I knew this that's why I always went to his trailer to do so but I remember I was in college at the time so of course you know I stayed in the dorms most of the time and I remember this girl on the floor above us who was like oh Hannah makes space brownies all the time and she gives them out I want to try it this she did not talk to me first but i know this is the way she was thinking i want to try it so

she tried making space brownies in the communal dorm no no no no that ain't gonna work the entire dorm smelled like fucking weed for at least a week at least a week she never got caught were no snitches but it definitely was like a please be careful that shit's potent i genuinely think i'm capable of physically hurting a man i would be fine stabbing one what's that audio i think a woman should be able to kill one man a week real as fuck real as fuck sometimes the anger is absolutely valid told a man i'm not interested but i know he is and we dm every day because i'm a lonely girl dot dot dot you know what at least you told him what it was i will say your actions are speaking differently than your words maybe you are interested in him

though maybe it's just like well boredom is not interest you know what have your fun at least be very direct with how you feel crashed out and used the x to get over the situation ship sos oh no you know what did you have a good time though i say have your fun and leave both of them in the trash where they belong one of my friends told me that our mutual friend i'm assuming is a male had sex with two girls one of them being his girlfriend's best friend and i don't think it's true but if they did fuck like what the hell do i do oh this is difficult this is difficult when you hear rumors of like circulating of suspicious activity and you're like do i tell them because i have no way to confirm do i just sit back and take in the information this is tricky this is

when okay side note do you do they still do this in high school at least in my high school also the space ones look kind of weird don't judge me don't judge me my hair is greasy i'm trying to bring back 2016 space funds no i'm not girl you cannot bring back 2016 so in my high school we had these like t pages i don't know if high schools still do this or even colleges my college had a tea page where it was like a couple people a couple admins running the page one of them being me nope nope just for a little bit and essentially everybody the same way we kind of do this here a lot is making sense now the same way we do this here everybody would send in like the tea they have the drama they have and then no matter what true or false there was no confirmation they just

posted that shit they posted that shit and they let everybody else handle it so i would say this is weird and sneaky and not godly advice but if you don't want to be the person to break the news if you have a t-page or a way that you can like anonymous anonymously tell her without her knowing be like i heard a little birdie told me that your boyfriend fucked two other girls the same time and one of them is your best friend that's a big bomb to drop on somebody but if you really really feel guilty if you could find a way to anonymously tell them that's ideal or i guess tell them in person that's the normal thing to do but you don't want to be the person that's like spreading rumors and like none of them being true that's why i say anonymously do that but

that's it's so hard to break the news to somebody i'm 17 and dating a guy that's 38 if i had police power i would be arresting him and dragging him to a jail cell immediately i hate to break it to you queen you think it's cute and hot and sexy it's not he's a loser that's why he's dating a 17 year old it's because he can't get women in their mid-20s because they know he's a loser and they need more and you're gonna look back and it's not gonna be your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault i never ever ever want to blame a woman for a man's fucked up problems but i do like to make to make them aware to the problems that the man has and i know you're sitting here like i know everybody's telling me but i'm so in love

save your future self the trauma and dump this man in the dirt where he belongs i've stolen so much food from my work oh girl me too i go white right into that walk-in cooler and i fill my grocery bag up and i leave i'll take toilet paper i'll take plates cups spoons i'll take whatever the fuck i want for my last job i would take like at least one bottle of soju at night i stole shot glasses i took everything because listen you're taking my time and sanity i need more than a paycheck out of you sometimes i'm like oh i want to cook tomato sauce at home i'll go downstairs to walk in cooler and i'll take like eight tomatoes and my person leave i don't steal alcohol as much as i used to when i was younger because that can get tricky but with food it's

like girl fuck it whatever i have a heavy foot fetish and i hate it i would love to be normal i think feet are normal i kind of low-key also have a foot fetish not for me sucking toes but for other people sucking toes i think that's hot that's sexy a thousand percent i think in the grand scheme of all the weird shit people do during sex and all of that weird shit is valid as long as it's consensual feet is like at the bottom of the you know totem pole of weirdness feet are normal i mean it's a big ask to look a woman in the eyes and be like can you just jerk me off with my feet like you need to find a pilates princess for that because the ab workout that that entails is fucking crazy but like if you want to suck on some toes pop a toe in your

mouth i don't think they're gonna care like if you're dicking her down i don't know if you're a man or a woman but either way if you're strapping her down if you're dicking her down pop a toe in a mouth i truly i don't think it's the craziest thing you can do i'm about to fly to france to stay with a guy i've met once at a boiler room set uh budding romance of a french tale you know as long as somebody has your location girl go out there have fun stay sexy and go dancing you need to go dancing especially if you met at a boiler room set when i was a kid i used to stick my abusive stepdad's toilet in the or toothbrush in the toilet that is so funny as you should i love like little weird ways to like get back on somebody like girl fuck you i'm

shoving your toothbrush in a pile of shit you know like my boyfriend and i are open and go to these berlin style sex raves and none of our friends know keep it a secret not because i think you should be like shameful but i think that's what makes it like fun hot and sexy it's like your guys's little thing you do together and that's what makes it like so so so fun you know like sure you could share it but that kind of ruins the fun of like this is our thing this is our secret thing we go to these sex raves together we're open we have such a fun time keep having that fun time keep maintaining that fun time i have a sugar daddy god i'm jealous god i'm fucking jealous if i had a man who paid my rent oh life would be so much better it truly

would be give him my number immediately wait so many sugar daddies sugar baby here yeah i run the show three years he's my boss what's hard to date because i'm spoiled oh it's like nobody can treat me like him that kind of thing very valid very about maybe you just have like different kind of ways or boundaries you know you do if you're gonna be in a relationship with a man he does need to be like that extreme provider maybe you should be dating sugar daddies you know like if that's kind of the relationship that you want you only want to be with men who are like fully providing financially maybe get into the sugar world but like only look for like kind of like that dating situation i think that also just makes sugaring so much easier when it's like no i

actually like this person i don't know but i call my ex every time i'm drunk i can't resist babe if you don't block his fucking number right now stop harassing that man oh my god i feel that though it's like i just want to talk to somebody i love girl drop that man drop that number drop that have it i flash my titties to a 60 year old woman on fourth of july okay like i said craziest things happen on fourth of july because my boyfriend and i were arguing and she randomly inserted herself into our conversation told me to calm down and that i was exposing myself i was in a mini bikini so wouldn't be surprised if there was a nip slip but she pissed me off she wanted to see exposed i definitely showed her next time mind your own motherfucking business i hate to say it once you

flash your titties to someone you are involving them but also it's like girl obviously i'm going through something i'm screaming at this man my titties are out like truly i'm on unhinged crazy hours the last thing you need to do is say anything to me gave a man pink eye because i wanted to hook up and didn't want to wait until i cleaned up cleaned up what cleaned up what girl he deserved the pink eyed tbh because he fucked me over after lmao girl pink eye what do you got back that's giving me a pink but did you fart in his face did you fart in his face maybe he's into that but like i got love bombed and ghosted by a man so i called the cops to do a wellness check on him girl oh my god this is crazy bitch hours and i fully fully i understand you babe i really

really do i fear maybe we shouldn't call the cops on people i fear the cops are not one of us like they are not here for us but l-o fucking l i was sexting a guy despite knowing he had a girlfriend at the time the other woman girl i fear you have to tell her i feel you have to screenshot all of those and send them anonymously here's the thing if you do fucked up shit you do fucked up shit i mean don't do fucked up shit knowing you're doing it but sometimes you're like oh fuck I didn't realize I had a girlfriend that's when you have to you have to you have to send it you do you got to be the person to do it especially if you don't know them it's like fuck it what do you have to lose you're not like breaking up a friendship or anything I don't know this girl but you do need

to tell them because like could you imagine that girl going through that like if he's doing that with you he's also doing that with a million other girls last night I met up with a guy who put two condoms over my foot and sat on it sat on it sat on it I don't girl I'm looking at my foot I got a size eight that's massive I don't know how someone could physically fit that inside of them did you like it like were you into it was it your thing that is crazy I think I'm a fucking freak but then sometimes i hear about other freak nasty shit people are doing in the back in the bedroom like casually on a tuesday and i realized like oh my god girl no i'm very vanilla compared to some people but like oh my god sat on it my foot is massive sorry foot jump scare that's crazy

and honestly i want to i want to give him a round of applause for that that's impressive truly that is a feat just did anal and I have to admit it I love it even though I have been against it my whole life yeah me when I first did anal it's because you have to do it in the right like situation I've done anal that I did not like and I've done anal that I loved and enjoyed and the one that I loved and enjoyed was like slow take your time very lubricated making sure I'm ready that's the only way to do it and it is very pleasure full if you like the feeling of being full period the same way that man sat on that woman's foot you know like if you enjoy that feeling of being completely full it is the vibe and you know what at least you enjoyed it at least

you discovered another thing that you enjoy to do that's all that matters made out with a girl at the club last night last time I kissed anyone before that was February 2023 babe where have you been have you been locked up maybe mentally locked up which like props if you needed time to yourself I hope the makeout was fantastic and amazing and I think a makeout can be like very innocent you know it's like you're not getting fingered in the club bathroom not that I'm against it but like I understand how that could be a rush if the last thing you did I think was February 23 so like go have your little fun little makeout sessions you deserve it after this time you absolutely deserve it staying over at my friend's her water bill's doomed i'm jetting water on my

clit every night girl does she have one of those handheld showers because i fear i would be doing that too i remember when i was younger listen when you're a young woman you'll do anything to get off anything when you're young and depraved you'll do anything to get off you hear like the usuals of like um the like a hairbrush handle i never did that because i wasn't interested in anything inside of me or like a electric toothbrush that's another one because it vibrates i didn't do any of that but what i was interested in was the tub faucet i feel like every woman has had an experience with the tub faucet where you're just like legs spread under that tub faucet and there were many conversations with my parents where they're like you you're like wasting so much

goddamn water you were in that shower for at least an hour and i'm like what i'm just sitting there like just watching a show do my thing like what are you talking about me legs spread under that tub faucet i feel you mother hannah i fell in love a little bit with a 45 year old man i'm 22 at a yoga retreat well at least you're over the age of 20 when you're under the age of 20 and anybody else is older i'm like side-eyeing hard but if you're 22 i don't know maybe that man needs to open up that pussy chakra maybe that man knows how to open up that pussy chakra you probably fell in love with him he falls in love with every woman he meets any man who is into like spirituality and yoga that's the biggest slut on this planet high key because i've dated one i've dated one white

man with dreads beads in dreads only wore tie-dye toes out all the time would have been barefoot if he could have been like i said lived in the trailer park i cooked weed brownies in his trailer oh if you can avoid that person you definitely can't gauges like oh my god and listen i'll tell you what that man was very good at opening up that pussy chakra but i fear he does that to a lot of women so get your fill in literally and get the fuck out of there pop my pussy on a boat in the middle of a swamp under the moon did lana del rey send this in she would be so proud of you girl i let a random guy touch me when i found out my current fiance lied about being a virgin wait a minute are were you a virgin were you assuming you were both virgins before getting

married and you're listening to the smoke sesh podcast that's amazing there's so many different walks of life here and i welcome you all with open open arms and i'm not here to shame you at all ever ever like i've done weird fucking shit but how are you gonna get married to somebody if you don't know the sex chemistry is good like have you seen his penis ever in your entire life i'm sure you have you guys haven't had sex at all that's crazy to me that's crazy to me and dare argue if you're already letting a random guy touch you because you're mad at your fiance the marriage is gonna be crazy the marriage is gonna be fucking wild crazy like like i'm talking infidelity to the max so i think you need to go live your hot girl summer if you've already kind of like

broken the the virginity thing and get wild get crazy like it sounds like you want to go out and just be a crazy wild girl and i think all women should have their crazy wild girl experiences without shame oh we have a call in okay here's the thing i haven't been doing call-ins in a while because i've been trying to find the best way to do them we're bringing back call-ins there is no like specific place or way to do it this is just what works best for me the same way that i upload a questionnaire you can submit your like little comments or you can send them to my dms instagram Instagram.com at Hannah Marlene. You can submit to that little questionnaire a video of you speaking. Your face doesn't have to be in it. Or to my DMs, you can always submit a voice note,

a voice message. Just record your voice, hit send, maybe leave a little comment about what it's about so I know previously. But I am open to voice notes now. Please, to the questionnaire, send a little video to the DMs. Send a voice note. I would love to hear from you guys. With that being said, let's hear this out. Two in five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire

and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca. I'm not a love from Scotland, by the way. My confession is that this one time I was at a bar and I got my period and the bar had no tampons, no pads, no nothing. And I'm wearing a bright, bright thong and I need to do something.

So I get some toilet roll, I shove it down there, thinking everything's gonna be okay i'm wearing a skirt bear in mind and then about an hour later i'm steaming i'm so drunk and i end up playing pool with this man and he looks down and goes oh someone's had an injury picks up this blood soap tissue sits up on the chair i look at him dead in the eye and i go oh knowing fine well that blood came from me that is my blood and he's just picked up what was in my vagina this fell out on the floor and now it's sitting on show on display in the bar well i'll tell you what you marked your territory in that bar that's for goddamn sure oh my god you know what at least he like at least he didn't know what the fuck was going on

at least he had no clue uh-oh someone had an injury yeah bitch one in my uterus uh it sucks when you start your period unexpectedly and you're like what the fuck do i do what the fuck do i do what the fuck do i do toilet paper is always my go-to roll it up roll it up roll it up shove it in your underwear but so funny you're like leaning over to play pool and it's like just falls on the floor that bar you basically you own that bar now i'll tell you what for sure oh i used my mom's vibrator when I was like 14 oh my god I mean you are a recreation of her so technically I guess it's it's nothing like me trying to justify this like if you guys have the same pussy then like kind of it oh I don't even know where to go from this you know what though if I was a mother I'm

imagining this if I was a mother and I had any sort of teenager in my house I'm just gonna assume they're doing the most weird fucked up horny depraved shit because that's what i was doing and i do think it's a rite of passage for young people it's like your hormones are just out of control you're horny 24 7 can't blame you but also it's like don't go in my drawers don't go in there that's so funny oh my boyfriend's older sister is so possessive of him that i secretly cannot to stand her she even guilt tripped him for not visiting her across the country listen i think it's really important to have a good relationship with your family i that's something that i really look forward to like i do think you need to be able to get along with your family now if your

family's fucking batshit crazy then period you don't have to get along with them but if you have a very normal loving family and you hate them for some reason i'm gonna side eye you now this is weird this is weird this is odd and dare i argue i know maybe misogynist take of me this is a fun episode there are no bad opinions here when the mother or the sister is too into the man like way too into the man like i'm talking possessive possessive like almost acting like a girlfriend it's because they want to fuck him it's because they want to fuck him and i know that sounds so weird and maybe that's not what they're thinking in their head but subconsciously i think that's there and that is the type of like crazy bitch love it's the same kind of like as if they had

an ex-girlfriend that's hard to deal with now i do think maybe you should have a conversation like hey i think this is a little odd but also you have to ask yourself like that's their family that's not something they were gonna as easily cut off as an ex-girlfriend is it something you can put up with oh i was on crazy meds and i posted my nudes on reddit on rate my body sub it haunts me we've all done crazy shit it's okay uh you can't get it scrubbed though don't worry if you really need to like off the internet but we've all done weird depraved shit when we were younger I remember when I was younger when I was in high school I was a virgin like longer than anybody else I knew like I didn't lose my virginity until summer of like in between senior

year and college so during senior year I was convinced I was convinced that I was going to sell my virginity for like a million fucking dollars because there's like fucked up websites out there that it's like you can buy these girls virginity for a million quadrillion dollars it's like a bidding website that's so fucked up that I was like yeah whatever I don't want to lose it to some random I'll just sell it for a bunch of money so it's like I feel you on the posting random shit online I didn't post nudes online when I was younger but it was something that I was like really looking into and it's like girl you did not need to be doing that dj my kitty cat to a03 website fix how do i feel less guilt shame about self-pleasure oh no girl that is just that's

just a part of girlhood listen when i was younger it was me on wattpad to harry styles fan fix like we all do it me currently as well to a03 fix my current hyper fixation to a03 fix is um this is so funny Pedro Pascal's Joel Miller from The Last of Us oh girl I would do flips and tricks on that d that's for sure but he's like a fucking a fictional character it was my hyper fixation on AO3 for a while just because like I was like I need to read as many as possible but like don't feel shameful about that you're not walking watching like fucked up porn you're reading like well-written novels by other intellectual women and yeah you know what flick the bean have your fun i think society convinces women that they should not feel pleasure because we're not

deserving of pleasure but in fact dare i argue women go through so much that if anybody's deserving of pleasure it's women so have your fun enjoy your time and if you're flicking the bean dj and the kitty cat go get a vibrator a vibrator will make you feel less shameful about sex i promise you i have three boyfriends right now and they don't know about each other listen i support women's rights and wrongs always i'm not gonna sit here and tell you that's wrong listen my boyfriend's best friend he is like he is getting like fucked over by these girls kind of just like they're like we're in an open relationship so i have three boyfriends and you're one of them and he was like hannah should talk on her podcast about how women should treat men

better what do you think this is what do you think i'm gonna sit up here and say that out loud no no no no no women should run around these men the same exact fucking way that men are running around these women never ever will i feel bad about a woman treating a man the same way that men treat us period so you have your boyfriends you have your fun maybe you have your little challengers moment you could do something even really weird and fucked up this is like confessionals if we were in hell like i'm the devil sitting next to you i always turn super toxic on these episodes so please take anything i say with a grain of salt we're just here for a good time like i say but maybe you could invite them all to the same bar and then have them all sitting in different

areas and see for the entire night if you can like go each person to each person without them all knowing that you're doing it that is so fucked up of me but fuck it i got fingered by my ex for the first time leaving church camp in a van full of 12 other kids yeah listen the christians they're the most depraved freaks they're doing the weirdest shit ever i have been on many many many church camps church trips whatever you want to call it there was always two or three people that were fucking there was always like weird shit going on they're horny teenagers of course they're doing it like i'm not surprised but the catholics and the christians they do crazy shit oh no had my ex's chat gbt when we broke up he got ed plus he saw other girls while we dated i logged out after

seeing chat gbt comfort him when his crush soft launched someone else ai is evil ai is evil it's the devil i do not fuck with ai at all how dare you how dare you ai sit up here and comfort her boyfriend when she's cheating when he's cheating on her oh that is fucked up that is evil hours i'm a server and sometimes i eat off people's plates when they send back food i fear everybody's done that you're like hannah you've done that listen i will sell somebody a full plate of food this is psycho hours i'll send somebody a full plate of food they won't touch it they won't touch it and it's like do you like want a refund do you want to send this back like i don't have to charge you for it's like no no like we don't want it whatever like yeah we just don't want it i don't

know i serve a lot of rich people they just be ordering food and not eating it when i take that back to the kitchen me and the girls are feasting girl we haven't eaten for i don't know eight hours yeah we're gonna eat your leftover food i don't give a fuck now if it's like touched and destroyed i'm not doing that i do have a germ phobia but i do know a lot of other people in the restaurant industry who will eat that half eaten burger they will they'll eat that half eaten bowl of ramen they'll eat you know the last couple pizza slices and listen i'm not gonna i'm not gonna look i'm not gonna i see no evil here no evil you know if you're hungry girl feed yourself i'm not gonna to shame you for that I also think there's a stigma that like if you complain in restaurants

they're going to spit in your food I have been in a restaurant for so many fucking years I have never once seen that I'm sure somebody has seen that possibly but if you really piss off the fucking kitchen or you piss off the servers the thing is they're just they're just not going to make your food well they're not going to make it well they're going to throw it down the fucking plate and serve it to you I have never once seen anybody spit in somebody's food but I do like that that's a rumor because that means people are a little scared to try me when i was mentally ill manic teen i faked a medical emergency at a del taco please help me i need an ambulance the tacos aren't sitting right in my stomach i knew i didn't get enough attention as a kid when it was like

second grade and i was trying to throw myself off the monkey bars in order to break my arm because i wanted attention i wanted attention so bad and i knew that no one was paying attention to me that i was truly truly trying to throw myself off the monkey bars and break an arm that's crazy girl i am currently having the best sex of my life with the most evil man i've ever met i fear it's like this i fear it is like this and do you know why it's not because the dick's actually good it's because it's the only good thing in the relationship let me tell you this when the dick is the only good thing in the relationship like he's evil he's horrible he's a little ugly like you hate everything else about him when the dick is the only good thing it makes it feel like holy it

makes it feel like the best thing that's ever happened to you and it truly isn't once you get out of that and have some real good dick the best dick comes from a nice man yes yes i am saying that you realize since everything else was so bad it made the one good thing in comparison seem so good when in reality it's probably just mediocre once i got high and jerked off so good I dissociated when I came now weed makes me anxious when it's so good you're like I can't do that again me when I eat something like really really good I'm like that was fantastic but I can never touch that again oh my god my partner and I have been together for a year and a half but we haven't had sex I'm going feral babe what are you doing what are you doing is this like a weird

religious thing or is it like maybe trauma-based if it's trauma-based I get it like at your own speed but but but if it's something you need dare i argue not that you need to make him give it to you but like or her maybe this isn't a relationship for you a year and a half i'll tell you what when you do finally have sex it's going to be the best experience of your entire goddamn life or the worst there's no in between made a new friend traveling and she let me try a zin for the first time and i threw up average zin experience yeah zins are not for the weak i can't do zins i smoke cigarettes i cannot do zins zins will send you into an into orbit zins are for the people who've been smoking cigarettes for at least 20 years and i dare i argue if you are a young individual and

you have not been smoking cigarettes that long and you're able to face zins that's crazy that's insane also we don't need gum cancer around here leave the zins alone i have a habit of sleeping with someone as soon as i get out of a relationship you know best way to get over someone is to get under another I'll tell you what girls I was talking to two brothers at the same time and they never found out I slept with one you know what you have fun girl most of the people I've slept with mainly hookups hit raw oh oh no girl I fear I'm the same as you I mean not all the time but like yeah yeah when I the thing is I lost my virginity raw so after that I was like well what's the fucking point you know what I mean I don't have like that many bodies so it's not like

I'm just like running around like that but it's definitely a risk it's definitely a risk a girl the last thing you want is on STD the last thing you want is HPV that's what you really need to look out for stock demand so hard I know his grandparents previous address and phone number listen we need to get more women in the cia we need to get more women into intelligence offices because they truly can find out anything they can discover any fucking thing get the men out of there women give women a laptop and a cigarette and a red bull she will find every single piece of information on a person ever time born star sign grandparents addresses and phone numbers she will figure it all out blacked out on halloween and handed the bouncer my used tampon

oh my god don't don't fuck with the bouncers the bouncers are on your side okay but like holy shit happy halloween trick trick or treat here's your trick like damn had sex with my boyfriend's best friend on his bed oh my god girl oh my god girl what wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute I have to take this in current boyfriends because I fear you need to break up with him I fear this this is the only way to rectify the situation is you have to break up with him and never tell him because this might fuck him up like severely I always got skid marks on my panties this is a new thing for me what the fuck like uh pussy skid marks like you're bleeding a little bit or like discharge or is it like poop skid marks I'm gonna assume poop skid

marks here's the thing if you're getting skin marks it's because you're not wiping enough and i know you're like i keep wiping and wiping you need like uh wet wipes you need flushable wet wipes i think that would help a lot i'm not one to get skin marks but i am one to get hemorrhoids and i find if i like have a hemorrhoid it's harder to get clean back there because like ow ouch so get wet wipes they will help absolutely i used to take tobacco out of cigarette butts and smoke them with gum wrappers we've all been depraved we've all been depraved absolutely i remember when i used to smoke tea leaves out of sticky notes so that's how i knew i was gonna have a substance problem girl what are we doing smoking tea leaves out of sticky notes okay you're

gonna get like glue poisoning set scene middle of yoga flow downward dog to leg up to plank i audibly fart no music that means you're hitting all the right muscles in my opinion here's the if i was a yoga instructor and people were just like tooting and booting in my class that means you're activating all the muscles that you need to to get the right stretch to get it right okay you know i'll take it as a compliment truly i'm a bartender and if i don't like a customer i upcharge i just say it's taxes if they ask real as fuck don't fuck with your servers or your bartenders or your bouncers they are on your side and if you treat them well you will get the best experience ever i only get free drinks because my first drink i get and i tip fat they are more

willing to take care of you i remember when it was like we had just won the super bowl and me and my boyfriend were going out into the busiest part of kansas city and we had gotten to the area before everybody else had gotten there at a party so it's pretty empty so i saw like a vip section and instead of like asking i went to the bar i ordered my drinks you know tipped as fat as fucking possible me and my boyfriend went up to the vip section and we're like dancing having a good time setting the vibe we're not just there sitting like we're bringing the party to the place and they never kicked us out of that vip section i kept going down i kept getting drinks they would give me free drinks i would keep tipping fat and we were able to have that section probably like

that five thousand dollar section to ourselves all night and like some people walked up we're like hey is this your section can we sit with you yeah yeah you can sit with us take care of your bartenders tip them well I also do this when I'm because I don't give a fuck if I'm in my restaurant job I do not give a fuck if you piss me off I'm immediately charging you for everything every single little thing you want that extra side four dollars oh you want this okay six dollar upcharge I do not give a fuck because I can't cuss you out but I can run that card up and I already know if you hate me you're not tipping me so I might as well make it hurt now if I like you i'm giving you free shit i'm giving you so much free shit like as much as i possibly can i'm

comping things i'm taking them off the table i don't care be nice to your service workers i didn't stop picking and eating my booger boogers till i was 11 or 12 maybe you're like salt deficient like i'm trying to think of like the minerals in your boogers but like maybe you're deficient in that and so you were like craving the minerals you know what i mean ask this guy his pronouns and he said babe slash hubby hello these men are fucking insane we haven't even had a date block yeah you might as well you might as well get away from that that man that man's gonna be in diapers in your bedroom and you're gonna be like what the fuck is going on where am i what's going on i said i love you after three weeks of going out but also i do love him i'll never shame

a woman for saying i love you life's too short tell everybody you love them and if he's like wow that's serious be like i tell everybody i love them i do love you you know i have so much love for you if men get scared of that he's a pussy this guy leaked my nudes in high school and years later we saw each other at a picnic you know what i do i'd walk up to him and i'd be like you're lucky i didn't press charges give me all the money in your wallet right fucking now or i'm spilling the tea to everybody here oh your girlfriend's here let me go tell her about how you leaked my nudes the entire high school unless you give me all of your money in your wallet right out unless you venmo me 500 fucking dollars i'd hold him at ransom i would absolutely i went to

a club for the first time and recently got kicked out for being too intoxicated yeah it happens there's a level between like fun sexy girl and like we're really concerned for your health girl and it's a it's a fine line i say when you go out to a club especially in public if you're pre-gaming you have a limit of three drinks three drinks by the third you've got to stop and you have to just drink water i've noticed after i get past the third that's when blackout hours occur that's when it's like uh-oh i'm gonna become evil this is from somebody that i have worked with previously i steal old stock vapes from my boss's office sometimes inshallah he doesn't see this you know what girl i'm sure they're not paying you enough you get your bag you get your vapes i check his

girlfriend's socials even though she has me blocked on ig i want to be better than this oh my god please leave her alone not even just like leave her alone i don't feel bad for her i feel bad for you you're torturing yourself you're turning your life into a prison sentence free yourself i called into work this weekend to get white girl wasted at my boyfriend's family's cabin real i think i'm also gonna call into work this weekend so twins i don't know what it is about calling to work that makes me feel so bad i think it's because i like actually like my co-workers and i don't want them to suffer but also i'm like your girl has shit to do i want to fuck the 45 year old chef at my work help girl he's got crabs that man is not going to take care of you he can barely cook a

burger and i guarantee he has a coke problem that is the last thing you want inside of you pro tip to the girls if he works in a kitchen if he is a yoga instructor if he is a self-proclaimed hippie if he is a skater boy if he plays a musical instrument these are the world's biggest fuck boys i'm doubting my engagement oh but i'm too ashamed to tell anyone except my therapist this is very interesting i'm glad you have a therapist for this that's very helpful because if i was sitting alone with these thoughts i'd be like oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i think especially with like you're about to do something big in your life i think it's very normal to question that experience or if it's right for you especially like college any sort

of like big engagements love things like that very normal to question it so don't worry about that but ask yourself why you're questioning it is it things based in reality like huge huge red flags that you've been ignoring and now you can't ignore them any longer or is it just like i'm nervous you know but just i'm nervous he's probably the right guy if it's like massive red flags girl get the fuck out of there and reveal it to your therapist so she can help you make an exit plan i just found a new waxer who i love but i shit on the table she was cool about it though two and five canadians will hear the words you have cancer that's why every step and dollar raised matters on september 19th join thousands in toronto for the princess margaret cancer foundation walk challenge yourself

friends and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research together we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer register today at pmcf walk.ca oh my god why do you mean you shut the table did it hurt so bad that you were like oops one slid out that's wild here's the thing if i was a waxer that is a judgment free zone anything can happen absolutely but like oh my god i need to find a waxer that i trust that much situationship with 18 year old busser at my serving job oh my god working in a restaurant is hell on earth it is hell on fucking earth i don't know why everybody's always fucking each other it's crazy you know what have your fun but how old are you are you also 18 then it's fine

if you're anywhere over the age of 20 please leave that child alone i have a boyfriend but i still find other men attractive that's fine there are attractive people out there like factually so there are other attractive people out there and that is absolutely normal absolutely valid absolutely fine it's just like you can think that in your head don't feel bad about thinking that in your head just don't act on it you know what i mean like it's normal to be like that's an attractive person i know like and very like non-crazily so i know my boyfriend sees other girls and is like that's a bad bitch because i see other girls and i go that's a bad bitch the same way he's probably like oh yeah she sees other men is like that man's fine but i'm not like

gooning over him i'm not like oh my god this man is so attractive like i need to fuck him right now like no that's not that's not how you should feel you know what i mean but it is like rightfully so there's attractive people out there it's okay to find them attractive don't goon over them don't like drool over them that's weird to do in a relationship but yeah normal when i was 13 i skipped sunday school sat in the church parking lot and flicked the bean to lesbian porn you're going to hell no i'm kidding i'm just joking i'm just joking i've done worse things in a church parking lot not sexually but i remember when me and my friends went to the church parking lot to go smoke weed and then we got caught by the police and had to run from them

and hide in the bushes like so many crazy shit has happened in the church parking lot so don't even worry about it i heel kick creeps on the dance floor and then act innocent real real it's okay to get a little violent on the dance floor it's like you're in my fucking space fuck you that's what we're doing to that one man who got kicked out last week we were kind of like you know elbowing him because bitch you're in our fucking space you're pushing us around and then he started pushing harder and that's what it was like nope you're done you're done you're getting the fuck out of here fuck you we're ruining your night and I hope you die outside in high school I suck the plugs dick for edibles for me and my friends sometimes the girls gotta do what they

gotta do i've never like done sexual favors for edibles or weed in general i know that any sort of plug will always accept that as payment like that is just unknown and i have definitely gotten into cars with men who they assumed that's what's going to happen and then i just took the weed and was like thanks and gave them a kiss on the cheek and got out as fast as i could don't rob the plug and you don't need to be doing sexual favors for weed but also what a good friend truly i hope those people are in love with you because that is impressive don't do that don't do that i'm just i was a furry in middle school i want to get involved with the community again but i'm scared girl i'm pro furry i understand being a furry in like middle school and high school is hard because

people are ruthless but like i said i am pro furry i love my furries i'm not a furry myself that's not my community but i do love a community of like intellectual people who are unafraid to be themselves like LARPers I love LARPers that's so much fun yes go play with your foam swords in the park like I love a renaissance festival I love some weirdos I love some freaks of nature I love that and I say that with all the love in my heart freaks of nature because I'm also a freak of nature in my own weird ways and I do love people who are so unafraid to be themselves and I think the furry community is very like safe fun healthy at least from what I've seen so far I know in any communities there's like the bad ones but like i said after that furry saved my goddamn life i owe

them everything and i will only speak highly last week my best friend's brother gave me the best head of my life i haven't told her yet um i don't think i would tell her i think i would just keep having fun i think i just keep having fun fuck it especially if it's the best head of your life i'm about to sell feet pics to a guy who likes me and i will not tell my boyfriend girl that's okay just take him out to dinner at least just take him out to dinner at the very least you know what i mean i remember my friend was on like vacation in chicago or something and she was just posting on snapchat and she was posting to like the i haven't been on snapchat in years but she was posting to like the main grid where like you can just like go through everybody in the area

and some guy slid up and was like hey can i buy the socks off your feet for a hundred dollars right now and she's like yeah pull up that man pulled up she took the socks off her feet handed it to him made a hundred dollars can you blame a girl can you blame a girl I can't I think I fried the nerves of my clit from how much I use the rose toy yeah no that's real that's something they don't talk about like with any sort of sex toys or like clitoral simulation your fingers can't do that much like it can't do that much like rubbing you know it's not gonna do that much damage but you can like basically fry the nerves in your clit from using like vibrators too much or anything like that or any sort of suction so be careful be careful okay but i will tell you

they grow back if you just like take a week off or take some time off they'll go back they'll go back to normal you just can't keep doing it over and over and over and over again i hooked up with one of my straight in quotations guy friends after a night at the bars i'm a gay man oh i know that was hot and steamy and so fun oh my gosh i think more men are gay are gay than they let on to be absolutely and it's like we're not gonna hate you for that we're not gonna hate you if you're like a bisexual or gay like uh i hate the toxic masculinity of it all because it's like first of all straight men who pretend to not be gay or no no gay men who pretend to be straight that's what i meant to say gay men who pretend to be straight who are like no no i do like women but

they actually don't they ruin women's lives those are the ones who cheat on them who hit on them who are just like evil evil awful and it's like leave the women alone we know you want to be with a man and that is fine but like just just live your truth king you know like live your best life go out there you know lay some pipe or get some pipe we don't care the women want best for everybody always but maybe you have a new fun like hookup partner and that's super fun and sexy oh i hooked up okay follow me here i hooked up with my boyfriend's sister's baby daddy so sister-in-law's baby daddy i know you're not married but years ago before we met do i say anything no do not say anything it will ruin the relationship it will ruin not only your relationship with him

but your relationship with the sister and the relationship in general you keep that to yourself you you truly pretend like it never happened genuinely i have a breeding kink okay period me too sometimes i look my boyfriend in the eyes and i'm like get me pregnant right now and it's like that's a threat he's like oh my god no no it feels like it's being held at gunpoint but like get me pregnant meow and I don't think that's me speaking I think that's like my middle 20s age me speaking where it's like my hormones are just going fucking crazy I don't know what it is about being a woman in your mid-20s where your body just wants you to once you get pregnant so bad release me I don't want to be oh my god I had a threesome with my two best friends and

have been telling all of our mutuals about it if you have a threesome with friends you can't tell people about it you know what I mean you have to at least at the very least like if you tell people about it you have to understand that the other people need to be aware of that you know what I mean because like if a cute little you know like sleepover threesome happens that's fine but sometimes what happens at the sleepover stays at the sleepover you know what I mean okay I think that's all the confessionals for today wow wowee that was a roller coaster ride if i do say so myself now it's time for my confessional even though i've made a few regarding some of your guys's time for my confessional you ready i exclusively only

watch lesbian porn and i'm very sad that i've never eaten pussy before i know i know and i know a bunch of you guys are like i'm in a relationship with a straight man and i don't know if i should break up with him because you know i want to eat some pussy i'm not like that it's definitely I'm at the point in time where it's like I'm happy where I am and yeah but there is like a little sad part of me that's like I'll never eat pussy I never will I never will if I stay with this man forever I never will unless we get like weird and freaky later on to our lives we bring in a third I just don't think I'm a third kind of girl but yeah it is kind of heartbreaking to be like oh damn really wish I could eat some pussy right now I truly only watch

lesbian porn but I think most girls I think most girls only watch lesbian porn because it's the most realistic if you really think about it like it's the most realistic sometimes like the straight porn I'm like that just one of them isn't having fun and I don't I want to see like both people enjoy it and I feel like most lesbian porn is like softer more sensual more enjoyable and that's my kind of vibe but I am bisexual so you know of course I feel like I'm missing out on pussy at least i'm happy where i am so it's not like i'm missing out if you feel like truly you are living your true life leave that person you know go live your best life but you all have been cleared of your sins you all have been born anew you all are free to live your best lives

understand that we all make mistakes we're all weird we're all ugly we're all a little fucked up but that's what makes life fun and hot and sexy and sometimes you got to make mistakes to have those stories to tell to have a little laugh and to enjoy life but if you feel shame or guilt over any of these things rectify in your heart that today is a new day to become a better person and to not be that person anymore if you don't want to be but if you do want to be evil that's okay too the devil speaking oh i love you all so much if you want to see what i'm up to in the mountains traveling enjoying my time the hikes i go on please follow me on instagram at hannah marlene i am posting as well consistently on the patreon patreon only podcast will be going up this

week even though i'm on vacation patreon.com smoke says shawty and i am going to be filming a vlog of my colorado trip so if you want to watch it that will be on youtube hannah marlene four four four i think i just uploaded if everything goes according to plan this week i should have open uploaded a fair food mukbang so if you want to see that that will be there but please come support the patreon please i put in so much work and i love the little community over there we get a little bit more raw and real and we have a good ass fucking time but thank you all for being here thank you for being truthful and honest with me and sitting down having little girls kiki session i had so much fun with you all please stay sane stay sexy and i'll see you all so

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