Smosh Mouth - #82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

Amanda, Shayne, and Damien resolve the riddles that plagues our minds. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Score huge sitewide savings at https:// MeUndies.com/smoshmouth , with promo code smoshmouth! 0:00 Intro 5:04 Smosh Mouth predictions update! 9:22 We solve some riddles! PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Rock Coleman Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Assistant: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Visit Specsavers.ca for details. Hello, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. Hello, I'm Amanda. We have a very special guest with us today Damien Haas Thank you Amanda, bring out the guest No, thank you, hey, welcome And another Damien walks down and sits down

I don't know I don't know You guys found him again I don't know My life is like a movie, man I keep getting evil clones It's just how it goes I would love an evil clone, it would be awesome We need to pitch a movie, man. I keep getting evil clones. It sucks. It's just how it goes, you know?

I would love an evil clone. It'd be awesome. What if we need to pitch a movie, a horror movie, where every time someone, like, pretends to be you online, there's like, Amanda, fan, whatever, and it's like their profile pic, it actually makes another you in another universe. You just pitched an awesome horror movie. And the day has just begun. Don't tell anybody.

Leave it in. I got more. So much more. Before we started, we were talking about resident evil we were talking about how fun it is to watch you and angela play that with spencer i was saying um and this is not from like a casting perspective it's from like an audience viewer perspective when i watch those i'm like i want to do that i want to show you the games not as though like damien of smosh should do that instead. I mean, I'm like, oh, those are my friends.

Because we love learning about it. We're like, oh my God, what? Who is this? There's so many games, too. I mean, a pitch that I threw out a long time ago. We'll see if we do this or something like it. Is Damien, you and I sitting down with Amanda and letting her play Dark Souls, but you and I can't say or do anything. We have to just sit there and just let you play.

You're not going to say anything? Well, we can say stuff, but we just have to be chill and just let you. Here's the stipulation. We can't help you. We don't backseat game. We don't tell you what to do. I don't know if I can help not lore dropping because Dark Souls does so much

environmental stuff where I'm like, see that dead body in the corner? Actually, that implies that this entire order of holy figures. Wait.

I would love to just play just, you know, cold turkey, just play and you guys just drop lore. We could do that. You don't even have to pay me. I'll just come in

and do that. I think we could do that at first and then I actually think you would love watching those games because there's so much mystery. I'll just come in and do that. I think we would do that at first, and then I actually think you would love watching those games because there's so much mystery. I'm telling you, I think that I would actually be a gamer,

but I won't let myself go there because when I get into a game, I get really addicted, and then I want to do it forever. And I'm like, I can't. I can't. I also think Dark Souls would get you because you're just the right level of fun competitive where Dark Souls is really hard,

but you would be like i have to try it again i have to i can get past this okay i have to try it again i love that you would definitely enjoy watching dude you would love watching bloodborne i think we just described hanging out i was like i was like you don't even have to pay me i'll do this and i'm like wait a minute that's called hanging out i I'm playing Lies of P right now, actually. How's that? It's great. It is the spiritual successor to Bloodborne, except you play as Pinocchio, literal Pinocchio.

Stop. Does his nose grow? That's his sword. Yes, actually. You have to tell lies and then hit people with it. Bitch. You look good today. That's amazing. I'm already sick.

Wow. I'm amazing. Wow. I'm in. Okay. Great. Guys, before we get into what we're going to do today, which is solving riddles. That's why I'm wearing glasses. You got to be smart. That's why.

Dark souls. Blood porn. We found a bunch of websites with a bunch of riddles. So we're going to go through and just see how many we can just figure out. Just for fun. Can I be honest? Yeah. What's up?

I'm really bad at riddles like i read a lot of fantasy i read a lot of fantasy books and all the heroes like have to face all these riddles and i was like i should study this just in case like when i go on my hero's journey and i get faced with riddles yeah and to save my mate my love i have to solve the riddle can i can i say something about, this reminds me I wish you would. Riddle related. Some of my favorite movies, the Indiana Jones movies, the OG trilogy.

I was re-watching Last Crusade and there's a part where they're in this library in Italy and it's like there's like this whole riddle and it's like an X marks the spot. Or 10, like an X. He's walking around this library, and he's trying to figure it out,

and suddenly he's like, wait. And he runs up the stairs and looks down, and the entire time they were just standing on a giant X that was on the floor of the marble floor of the library. And I'm like, you guys are dumb. I'm like, at that point, you guys are dumb. But that's also riddles.

Literally look down. That's riddles. That's kind of riddles. But also, we have the advantage of living in a world where that movie exists and you grow up with it and you're like well now i know if when someone says there's an ex i gotta look for an ex that's true and um your shitty ex-girlfriend's just standing in the corner like i'm supposed to give you something you're like oh that's what it means oh it was cheryl the whole time cheryl's here like i've been sitting here for ten years because of the prophecy.

Because of the prophecy. The weird, the extra riddle that they don't get into for that, if you watch like an Indiana Jones deep dive, Italians can't read. That's true. And they never cover that. What? I'm Italian, I can say it. Wow. Like, why is there a

library in Italy? Before we pull up these riddles, we gotta talk about a couple months ago, or a couple weeks ago. Yes. A couple episodes back, I challenged our fans to show Smosh Mouth to animals. Yeah, and I got worried. I was like, wait a second. People are going to get hurt.

Because I thought people were going to get hurt. I was like, lions. And maybe people have. We don't know. Well, we won't see those pictures. But I was like, I want Smosh Mouth to have been seen by every kind of animal. Oh, that's great. Like a Noah's Ark, but Shane and Amanda's hubris.

But this podcast. We're the Noah's Ark of podcasts. Yeah. And people have gotten to work on it. It's unbelievable. So we have someone named Nervous Big showed it to a deer. Yo! How freaking cute is that?

That deer is just watching Smosh Mouth. I love that. No, our team went crazy. They were like, you guys, people are showing Smosh Mouth to animals. And we said, we have to bring it on the pod right now. User Ucius on Reddit showed it to their guinea pigs. One of the guinea pigs is watching. One of them doesn't care.

Yeah, one of them's like, I don't care. Let's see. Diana Rance showed it to her dog. Classic. Classic. Classic. Oh, that's a bunny. Oh, sorry.

I thought that was like a little chihuahua. That's a bunny. How could you get that? It's a very dark photo. Wow, look at it. The phone was definitely like, we're looking at the TV today. Bumble V showed it to her cat. So we got a cat having at it. The phone was definitely like, we're looking at the TV today. Bumble V showed it to her cat. So we got a cat having seen it.

Then a user on TikTok showed it to a magpie. So we can show a screenshot of that. Those are member faces. Yeah. They're going to mess you up. So they're going to find us. They're going to be into it. So keep showing them to animals.

My big request is I want to see monkeys watching. See, you're going too hard. Extra points if the monkey is holding the phone. Why? If the monkey is holding the phone watching Smosh Mouth. No. You are out of your mind. Have you ever dealt with monkeys?

Are you worried about a big-ass chimp? No, not apes. No, no, no. Monkeys love taking electronics. They love it. Step one's done? No, not apes. No, no, no. Monkeys love taking electronics. They love it. Step one's done. No, I used to. They also love taking apart scarecrows.

What? Especially if they can fly. Yeah. And the scarecrow's like, whoa. Yeah. Is this Wizard of Oz? Yeah. Okay, I know you have a crush on her, but anyways.

So listen. You do. Adele Dazeem? No. Don't. People are going to think that's her real name. The Wicked Witch was one of my hear-me-outs. No, monkeys take electronics and bang them against trees.

And they fix them. They do fix... You know what? They'll update your phone even if you don't want them to. It's selfies. So the fawns can do it and just fix a jukebox, but a monkey can't fix my camera? Exactly. I would request, if we're going monkeys, have you ever seen the one that's like a perfect

sphere and it just sits there? Yes. Yes. Exactly. I would request, if we're going monkeys, have you ever seen the one that's like a perfect sphere and it just sits there? Yes. Yes. Wait. And you present him with fruit. Yes. Yes. Like an old lady. Like a Capuchin monkey? No, maybe. I guess I'm not up to monkeys. He could be a man. We don't know.

We got a Capuchin, that's a bonobos ape, and that's just Richard. That's Richard. That's a guy. He's like,obo's ape. And that's just Richard. That's Richard. That's a guy. He's like, they'll never know. No, this monkey's so funny. He's gotten so accustomed to his life. Wow.

I would request, I think having any kind of actual attention of sea life is going to be difficult. It could even be a sea mammal. I'll give you that. And I request that it's in the ocean and not in an aquarium. Yeah. You know what? I want one of those deep sea submarine videos where they're like,

oh, we got eyes on this. I've never seen one like that before. Is that a nautilus? It's watching Smosh Mouth. Smosh Mouth, yeah, literally. It's like, huh? If someone can show Smosh Mouth to a live angler fish,

hundreds, if not thousands of feet deep into the ocean is outrageous and i will i will i will protect our fans because what you're asking is outrageous but also i'd love to see it i've got to call in a favor and i'm real sorry to italy about the thing i said before um i did eat a football fish while i was in italy and that's like an angler fish so i'm assuming it doesn't die and then they pull it up for 10,000 feet or whatever. I think it's got to have its last few gasping moments on land. No, they have to be alive. I know, I was like, where am I?

And you're like, look, it's there. They have to be alive and well. Guys, don't scare any animals to show them Smosh Mouth. Don't listen to these guys. Okay? I got your back. I have a website here. 105 Riddles for Kids. We want to solve Okay, I got your back I have a website here 105 riddles for kids We want to solve

What a transition What a way to transition Alright The episode is about solving riddles And I have some riddles We're going to start easy So 105 riddles for kids Just in case these are really easy

Are you going to be mad if we're like No, we can breeze through a lot of these. I'm telling you... It's going to get harder. I'm not going to get any of these. Okay, let's let... I'll let Amanda... Amanda, I've got the first one for you.

This is the first one under easy riddles. And if I know it, I'll be quiet, but I'll also go... Okay, are you ready? Sure. How many months have 28 days? One. February. What?

That's not a riddle. That's like a, how many months have 28 days? I didn't ask for school facts. I want riddles. I want fun. Wait. Here's a riddle. What's the first president of the United States?

You're not asking me that, right? No. That's not a rid that, right? No. Awesome. That's not a riddle. No, cool. Yeah, totally. Similar to this is not a riddle. Totally.

No, totally. That's awesome. February 1. That is incorrect. Why are you doing this to me? Why? This is not a riddle. That's incorrect.

I don't know what to tell you. That's wrong. Oh, because there's a riddle in it? Because February has 28 days. I know. It does have 28 days. That's wrong. Oh, because there's a riddle in it? Because February has 28 days. I know. It does have 28 days. Wait, what did you say? What's the question?

I said, how many months have 28 days? One. All of them have 28 days. This is why I hate riddles. It's not that I'm not good at them. I actually despise them. And I requested that we never did this episode, and they forced it on me. See, I think that one falls into the realm of, like, yes, it's a riddle, but it's more of, like, a tricky.

It's a trick question. It's a trick question. As opposed to, like, I was expecting, like, greater than four be I, but six is too far from my I. What am I? I'm, like, the number five. Like, yeah. All right. All right.

I've got some more. These next ones are a little more riddle. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. Okay. I have many teeth, but I can't bite. What am I? It's a comb.

It's a comb. Did you guys just do this to fucking humiliate me? Are you guys here to just... I'm not going to be this good at it either. Are you guys here just to get me? I can't wait until I have the iPad. All right, all right. Do you want me to not do that?

No, do it. What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left? Your left hand. That is correct. So here's what happens to my brain. It goes, you don't know the answer. And then it shuts completely down. So it's confidence. You need to have your moment in the teen drama movie where you take off your glasses

and we go, Egbert? And you've actually been so good at riddles the whole time. Amanda, Amanda. What? There's only one word in the dictionary that's spelled wrong. What is it? Wrong. There you go!

Air, air, air, air. If I didn't get that right, I would walk out of here. Get in my car and drive fast. Drive real fast. Hey, what's full of holes and still holds water? Your fucking story. How? Your alibi.

Your alibi. What's full of holes and still holds water? Holy water? I'll give it to you. I respect that. Thank you. But I mean, it's not correct. No, totally.

A sponge? It is a sponge. You knew it, but you acted like you did it. No, because at first I thought it was a cup, because I'm like, there's one hole on the top, and a straw also has two holes, so there's one on the bottom, or one hole, depending. But then it's a sponge. It's a sponge. Yeah.

What has a head and a tail, but no body? Coin. Yeah, there you go. Sorry. No, that's great. Do you guys do this for fun? Do you guys keep doing this? What can fill a room but takes up no space?

Silence. Noise. Wait, light. Ah, you got it. Hey, hey. I'm staying. Strapping in. Here we go.

What can you catch but not throw? A cold. Or these hands. Do you you catch but not throw? A cold. Or these hands. Do you practice? I'm going to be so real with you. You do riddles for fun? You and Shane text?

It just comes with the territory. I'm not going to figure out necessarily who's mad at me and when, but this shit is on lock. That's incredible. That is incredible. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner. There you go. I don't know. I've had struggle meals.

I guess as a social person, I'm not gonna do well. You got the light thing. Remember Ron? Yeah, I did. I don't know why the light on this iPad goes in and out That can fill a room but it doesn't take space What comes down but never goes up? Rain

There you go I know how rain works It's also Rain Wilson Gravity sucks for him He's not looking well What goes up and down But never moves? Oh my god, it does. He's not looking well. Yeah, it's hard. What goes up and down but never moves? A roller coaster or an escalator

or the stock market. But it moves. Yeah, what goes up and down but never moves? A thermometer. Wait, what goes up and down but never moves? It never moves. Volume. Air. No, that moves. Up and down. What goes up and down but never moves? The tone of your voice. Air. No, that moves. Up and down. What goes up and down but never moves?

The tone of your voice. Yeah. Are you serious? I guess a lot of things. What goes up and down? You guys give up? No, we don't. The stock market.

It doesn't move. What goes up and down but doesn't move? Can you give us a hint? Oh, a seesaw. No. That's moving. But it doesn't move. It's not changing locations.

What goes up and down but doesn't move? I don't know how to give a hint. Wait, wait seesaw. No. That's moving. But it doesn't move. It's not changing locations. What goes up and down but doesn't move? I don't know how to give a hint. Wait, wait, wait. What goes up and down but never moves? Your anger. Whoa. Your emotions. Shane, is it your anger?

Amanda, get out the letter that we both prepared. You don't get it. It's a stairway. No. No. We actually refuse that answer. Because that assumes that you're a human, and if you're a cow, you can't go downstairs. No. We actually refuse that answer. Because that assumes that you're a human, and if you're a cow, you can't go downstairs. Exactly.

You could, but it would be really hard to watch. And it hurts. It would hurt so much. Their little legs. It hurts so much. Their little legs. Think of them. Which question can you never answer yes to?

I think I disagree with this one. I fully disagree with this one. This one's wrong. Which question can you never answer yes to? I think I disagree with this one. I fully disagree with this one. This one's wrong. Which question can you never answer yes to? Something like, can you answer no? Or is this question right? Or are you lying?

Is your next sentence a lie? Oh, is your next question a lie? No. I think this is definitively wrong. It's, are you asleep? Because you're sleeping? But I know for a fact that I have answered yes to that, and I have not remembered it because I was asleep when I answered yes to it.

Yeah. From that one. Does anyone else want to take the? Yeah, I do. I want the power. If you want to scroll down further, I think they get a little more challenging. Yeah, I'm going to get tricky. Go to tricky.

Go to tricky. Yeah, if this is not Saw level where you have me hooked up to a device and you bring up something from my past. Could you imagine? Yeah. Okay. What can run but never walks? Water. Has a mouth but never talks?

Sorry. Is it a river? Yeah, it's a river. I had like a whole other paragraph. I didn't know there was more. I'll do Beopardy rules. You got to get through it. No, I'm fine.

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I'm fine trivia night do you even go can you are you even allowed to go no i think i think trivia no but not for the reasons you think trivia night would be it's tough because they cover such different categories yeah that they're just like sweating there with a blank page i'm like not a single pokemon question all damn night like what yeah i feel like ian would do really well at trivia night you need to assemble a team i've thought about. You need a team because we have people who are- Are you calling in a team right now? You need movie people. You need music people.

You need history people, like 20th century history. So that's going to be Ian. Yeah. It's like our next category is sad history. He's like, no, I know that. And you need like pop culture people from the past like 15, 20 years. Okay. So you kind of need a range of the past like 15, 20 years. Okay. So you kind of need a range of types of people.

You're kind of just describing Smosh. Assemble your team. Honestly, Smosh could assemble a killer team. Nick Fury. Okay. What is in seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries, but not in decades, years, or days? Clock? Clock?

No. In seconds, minutes. What is in seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries, but not in decades, years, or days? It's going to be the letters. I just need the seconds, minutes. Is it seconds, minutes? I'm going to be worse at this than you. I'm not good at riddles.

Especially if I'm a visual person. You need to read the question and the answer and then you'll get it. Can you repeat it one more time, please? What is in seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries but not in decades, years, or days? Right.

Circles. Cycles. No. You can just go outside if you want No Seconds Minutes Seconds Minutes Seconds Minutes

What in centuries? Seconds Minutes Seasons And centuries Do you guys want to know the answer? Yeah Or is this gonna

I'm like I feel like it's the letters. It's going to be like, ah, second letter E. It's not syllables, but... Warmer? You're getting warmer? E? No.

Seconds, minutes. Is it N? Yes. It's the letter N. You clocked that it was letters. Wait. Thanks. N. What is in seconds? It is in seconds's the letter N. You clocked that it was letters. Wait. Thanks. N.

What is in seconds? It is in seconds, the letter N. Minutes. But not. You clocked a letter immediately. That's incredible. Okay, well done. You win money.

Thank you. Money! Okay, this one's interesting. A man went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn't have a hat, an umbrella, a hoodie, or anything else he could use to cover his head. But no hair on his head got wet. How is this possible? The doctor was

the mother. Roosters can't lay eggs. No. Sorry, one more time. No. He's a baldy McBalderson. That's the answer. That's crazy that you guys got that. He was bald? That was the answer.

A rooster that was sitting on the roof of a barn. Yeah. Oh, is that really the next one? Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah. These are supposed to be tricky. You guys must have done the tricky game.

Okay. A pound weighs the same whether it's feathers or gold. No. Okay. Stop that now. Fielis heavier than feathers. Stop. He feathers or gold. No. Okay. Stop that now. Fiel is heavier than feathers. Stop. Fiel is heavier than feathers.

Okay. It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it? Your name. Whoa. Your name? Unless you're me. And I look in the mirror and I go, Shane.

Shane. Shane. Shane. Shane. Shane. It's your name on DVD Special edition extra features Final answer Why do I have the weird ones? A cowgirl rode into town on Friday

She stayed for three nights And rode out on Friday How is this possible? The horse's name is Friday That's awesome yeah totally for sure Let's see me I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. I love that song.

That's actually one of my favorite songs. It's a really great song. Do you guys want to know something deep, lower secret about me that I don't tell people about? Yes. Sometimes if I'm hearing that song when I drive, I switch it out in my brain to a horse with no bones, and I think about a horse just sort of flopping around like a tumbleweed to a very serious song, and it just makes me giggle whoa Okay, that's awesome. I'm also you mean I've been going through a lot

I've also been going through a dark time. Yeah This is a deep voice another thing is that, and it just walks around on the desert. Your therapist is like, yeah, I'm writing that down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm really glad you hear that. Wow. Thank you for that. Very vulnerable.

We're crushing this. Okay. Mine all have, like, girl did this, blah, blah, blah. What's happening? I'm sorry. When is it time in society for a man to do a riddle? Exactly. Okay. A railroad crossing without any cars

Can you spell that without any ours? Is it just our our a railroad crossing intersection without? Intersection Intersection How does this fucking make sense oh wait this doesn't make sense what is this this doesn't make any sense railroad crossing without any cars that's a station a railroad station this

actually doesn't make any sense it's that t-h-a-t oh wait can you spell that without r's give me a break ew I hate this. Ew. Enough. This is disgusting, and I'm sorry. What is this, a list for kids?

I'm going to do two more, and then I'll hand it to you. Please do. Good, sir. Thank you. Animal riddles. Finally. What kind of dog never bites? Hot dog.

Correct. What do you call a French bulldog on a summer day? Old mouthless pony, which I think Angela probably took care of at some point. What do you call a French bulldog on a summer day? Old mouthless Tony, which I think Angela probably took care of at some point. What? Angela takes care of weird dogs, right? Yeah, she does. Probably doesn't have a mouth, can't bite. That's so true. Spork.

What do you call a French bulldog on a summer day? Bulldog on a summer day. Pierre. A hot dog. Give me a break. Hot dog was the answer for both? Yeah. Pretty sick.

Saddle up. There's ten more dog riddles, and you're never going to believe the ninth one. Pretty sick. In fact, I think the animal riddles we should probably just skip. Yeah. Fair. Do you want to choose? Yeah.

You can scroll down to food riddles. All right. So now that Damien has the iPad, we're not going to get through any riddles. It's going to be like one. Okay. Let's see if we can solve one more riddle. What kind of room has no doors or windows? Escape room.

Has no doors and no windows. Panic room. Incorrect. That has a door. That's just factual. Fuck. Has no doors or windows? It's like a metaphorical one. Totally. be like yeah what's what's something that's room but it's not a physical room like like

you know leave room for emotion or you know the answer is holding space for defying gravity is that really the answer no no no no, no. That would be awesome. I also, like, I don't know when these come out, so I'm like, that's already an old joke. Wicked riddles. Wicked riddles. Riddles from Boston. Wicked riddles.

So what kind of room has no doors and no windows? Oh, I've heard this riddle before, and I completely forgot. What kind of room has no doors and no windows? A room. What? A broom. Oh, a windows. A butt room. What? A broom. You know what?

A butt room. You're on the right track. A butt room? That's what I heard. I heard a butt room. Wait, he's on the right track with broom? I'll say you're on the right track. In terms of lateral thinking for this riddle,

I can give you the answer at any time as well. I give up. I give up. A mushroom. Give me a break. I know. Some of these are... I'm going to skip past the food ones.

What? That's not fair. It's full of... We have to add in mushroom. I'll write them. I'll write them. It's not a type of room is what's confusing about it, right? It falls under the mush category for sure.

Pissing me off. That just pisses me off. That just pisses me off. How can five plus 9 equal 2? You know, they just figure it out. I don't like doing this. It's a Neil deGrasse Tyson one. Oh, well, it's two numbers.

It's two numbers. How can 5 plus 9 equal 2? That's not the answer. I thought I had it. No, that's not the answer. You just said a fact. How can what? How can 5 plus nine equal two?

Five plus nine. I know there's something easy here. There are two numbers. We're not doing well. There are two numbers, man. On account of those two numbers. And I was like, did that teach? This is your thesis review.

What the hell? Didn't do it. We're screwed. We're screwed. I felt like when I was guessing with Damien, I felt like this wind of confidence. And now I'm feeling this way. We also got to the harder stuff. At the beginning, it was very like...

How can five plus nine equal two? Would you like the answer? Minus 12, you know? Because there are two numbers. Yeah. When discussing time, 5 plus 9 hours is 2 p.m. I hate this. Give me a

break. This is the kind of stuff that makes me feel like I'm having an out-of-body experience. I use military time, so it's hard for me to decipher that. It's already 15 past 14. Time for me to get to PT. I'm on fire watch tonight. Why do we have the hard one? A couple more and we'll move on

to riddles for adults. No, seriously. Oh, no. How are you supposed to survive when minimum wage doesn't pay your living needs? Okay. We're in numbers ones, and if you want me to move away from numbers, that's fine, too. I hate numbers ones. We'll do one more numbers, and then I'll move on from that. I love numbers ones, and if you want me to move away from numbers, that's fine, too. I hate numbers ones. We'll do one more numbers, and then I'll move on from that.

I love numbers ones, because one's a number. If two's company... Go away. Three's company is a great show. Three's company is a great show. If two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five? Too much. I'm saying. You know? Four and five? Too much. I'm saying.

You know? Four and five? If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? Numbers. That's great. Thank you. No, thank you. That's really good.

Two numbers. Gone. I'm done. Teach. What are four and five? They can't show this episode to aliens, or they won't come down. They're like, ah. Ah.

Or they'll give up on humans. Oh. They'll be like, you know what? We'll give them another thousand years. We're going to move on to Mars. This one doesn't. I'm confused by the setup of this one. What are four and five?

It's something about the way that they're set. Two's a company. Three's a crowd. You're going to be mad. I'm going to be pissed off at this one. Fours? The answer is nine. Give me a break.

Four and five are nine. Okay. This is why I don't want to do numbers. By that logic, your answer's correct, too. Yeah, I said numbers. They are numbers. And they are numbers. Some that logic, your answer is correct, too. Yeah, I said numbers. They are numbers. And they are numbers. Some of these are puns.

Let's see. Okay. What has a thousand needles but cannot sew? Porcupine. That is correct. Wow. Yeah. You haven't given them a shot.

Give me animals all day, baby. The alphabet goes from A to Z, but I go from Z to A. What am I? Zebra. That is correct. Y'all, we found the niche. It's animals. That's incredible.

Well done. It's animals time, baby. Literally. Nice. I think we're ready for adult riddles. You think after that? After just two? I feel ready now.

Okay. Let's do it. Move on to adult riddles. Are there actually adult riddles? Oh, yeah. We've got a bunch more riddles. Oh, thank God. Okay, got it. Workers' comp, taxes. I was like, I'm going to adult riddles. Are there actually adult riddles? Oh, yeah. We've got a bunch more riddles. Oh, thank God. Okay, got it.

Workers' comp, taxes. I was like, I'm going to have to really slow down through this list. Car insurance. No, we have plenty. Guys, we have one from Reader's Digest. We have one from Woman's Day. We have one from Good Housekeeping. Do you guys remember having that in your house?

No. I remember seeing it in the checkout line. It's a little magazine thing. My parents used to have it. It had channels. It's still around. It had TV channels. Yes. It was a little like magazine thing. My parents used to have it. It had like channels. It's still around. Had like TV channels. Yes.

It was really cool. I don't think we ever had it, but I remember like just being in like whatever checkout aisle in the grocery store. Yeah. There's all these like little books. Little books. Crossword puzzles. There were always like soap operas on them.

Yeah. On the cover. It's like Sailor's Fish Wife. I wish that was a soap opera. It's gotta be. I was almost on a soap opera. Days of I... Okay, Damien, I feel like you guys have probably heard this one before.

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? Nothing. Or the person who makes... The person who makes it... Has no need for it.

The person who buys it has no need for it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? Oh, a name. Just kidding. No. Poop. No. It's also poop. I think you're going to be mad, Damien.

I think it's something in the ether. It's not hope. One more time. The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

The person who makes it has no use for it. The person who makes it has no need for it. Has no need for it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What can you make? What is it?

That you don't need. It's not oxygen. It's not hope. It's the buying that makes me, because I'm like, oh, we make all kinds of things, but it's the buying. Yeah, you can't buy anger.

Yeah, you can't buy a plant. You can. I haven't seen that. Yeah, you can't buy a plant. You can. I haven't seen that. I'm going to have to go Google that. That's crazy. Jamie, can we get that up on the... Do you give up? Whoa, so fast.

The person who buys it, though. So fast. I feel like I will be frustrated, but go for it. Money. A coffin. Oh. Sad. Sad stuff.

Okay. Wait, no. I'm kidding. That one I disagree stuff. Okay. No. I'm kidding. That one I disagree with. Let me hear. Why? I'm working on my own coffin. Now?

And I'll need that one day. Wait, now? I guess you could theoretically. Is that been your big project that you keep talking about? It's one of the ones I won't let you see. You're like, I'm doing well. Yeah. I'm on new meds.

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They either made it or they bought it, and they need it. Check this out. You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first? The room? Because you're... Hold on. A match, a kerosene lamp, a fireplace,

and what else? A candle and a fireplace. What would you light first? You can't light a match on nothing. You'd obviously light the match, so you can light them all. The match. Oh, that's it? Wow, easy. Simple. Oh, well, yeah. See? This is like the X marks the spot one.

Yeah, because I was like... Oh. Whoa. What did I just say? I like this one. If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you? I don't like this one. What? Your mom. Yeah. Yeah, man. I didn't give myself a chance to think about it. The answer was your mom. Yeah, I actually didn't say that right. Your mom Yeah Yeah man I didn't give myself a chance

To think about it The answer was your mom Yeah I actually didn't say that right Your mom So if your cousin has a kid What are you to the kid? That's your dad That's what bothers me so much

No that's your once removed right? There's that second cousin I always get those So you say full on once removed Okay I don't know I just don't talk to my family That's helpful

That's awesome Yeah That's awesome. Yeah. That helps. Yeah. Nice. Does this have challenging riddles? Challenging riddles and then it goes down to easy riddles. What did you think we were just doing? And then viral riddles for adults. Whoa! Sick! As a YouTube channel, guys, we're gonna read some of the most viral YouTube riddles

ever. The Paul brothers walk into a room. Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? Bricks. Because bricks are heavier than feathers. I don't get that. That's just obvious. There's an incredible sketch. Great. Another thing that I don't know.

I have to show you. It's a sketch from a Scottish comedian and it's just him having a breakdown about a very basic riddle when people are trying to explain it to him. Oh. He's like, what's heavier? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? That's right, it's a kilogram of steel because steel's heavier than feathers.

And then everyone's trying to explain to him, like, no, they're both a kilogram. He's like... Oh. It's so good. Steel's heavier than feathers. Like, no, it's a kilogram. That's a really good accent.

Thank you. It was when I got there, but thank you. Really good. Steel's heavy on feathers. That's a really good accent. It was when I got there. But thank you. Really good. How much dirt is in a hole that's two feet long and three feet wide? None. It's a hole. That's right.

Huh? Talking about holes. It's a hole. Oh, right. It's a hole. I was thinking like a hole that you dig into the ground. And there's a bottom to it. But that's not a hole. Is it? It is a hole. Literally that. But you take the dirt out of it to make like a hole you dig into the ground, and there's a bottom to it, but that's not a hole is it

It is only that but you take the dirt out of it to make it a hole and if you put the dirt back in It's not really a hole anymore. I guess you can't really make a hole in the ground Yep, you want to read some sure I didn't look at the you want to read some you want to read some too Cuz you read some some back. Okay. I'll go after you. I'll wait to you I'll go to the hard ones the real hard ones if you get to the end of these, you can move on to a different list. Save the hard ones for me. Okay, this is I have cities, but no houses.

I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? Map. Yes. I was totally gonna guess that. Map. Dunk! Dunk! I love maps. I was totally going to guess that. Map. Dunk. Dunk.

I love maps. I have a huge map in my house. It's awesome. And I point to it and I go, going there. I'm kidding. Can I tell you a sketch idea that I have? Yeah. That I've had for a while.

It has to do with maps. So have you ever heard about people being like, oh, we're going to throw a dart at a map and we're yeah so it's like okay honey like for your for our anniversary gift take this dart and i want you to throw it on this map and we're gonna go to wherever the dart lands she's like oh my gosh okay and she throws the dart and it perfectly is like oh it's on los angeles oh let's let's get closer oh my gosh it's that's crazy it's derrick house. I guess I have to go to Derek's house. Oh, I guess we'll both go. She's like, I guess I'll probably just go myself. And they'll just go by themselves.

And Derek's like, did you throw the dart? And she's like, yeah. Because when I heard someone do that, they're like, oh, we threw it and it landed on Italy. I was like, that's lucky. I was like, what if it landed on your own city? What if it landed in the middle of the ocean? What if it landed in Milwaukee and you just go there

and you're like, woo! It was Chernobyl and we kept throwing more darts and it kept landing on the same dart. Somehow Robin Hood's splitting it into Chernobyl. You want a Chernobyl? That's hilarious. This one's fun. It shows up in the game

The Lies of P, which is just like Bloodborne but with Pinocchio. I can't wait to play it. What's also, it shows up in the game The Lies of P, which is just like Bloodborne, but with Pinocchio. I can't wait to play it. What gets shorter as it gets older? A person. See, that's what I said. A person does. What gets shorter as?

As it gets older. A candle. That is correct. I didn't even have a second. A candle. It's because candles have bone loss. Where are you tossing that? I need to, I need to.

Okay, from here on out, for every episode of Smosh Mouth, I need to have like 10 basketballs here. And I just throw them. No, that will make me feel like a mother. And that will make you be like my little kid. Every time I crush it on this podcast, I need to grab one. Fine. Then you get to have 10 of something, too. I want glasses of wine.

There we go. 10 glasses. Now you get to have ten of something, too. I want glasses of wine. There we go. Ten glasses of wine. Now you sound like a mom. And then I go, and I crush the glass with my bare hand. And at the end of every episode of Smosh Mouth,

you're just so drunk and I get traded to the Mavs. Uh-huh. Yeah. In exchange for first round picks six years from now. Hell yeah. Like, yeah,

you got traded to Dropout, but they get first round pick for six years from now. It's crazy. It's a couple of guys. It's a couple of dudes. Fellas. I like this one. What do you lose the moment you share it? Secret.

Yeah. What? It's a secret. That was so chosen. Oh, there it went in. Oh, great. The artifact. The artifact.

The amulet. The amulet. I think I unfortunately got that from the chosen because it's been a thing for me for a while where I'm just like, oh, dude, the amulet. Like, I need the amulet. You've said the amulet for a long time. I think I took that. I definitely lifted that from you.

And I'm proud of it. I don't think so. I'll take it. He stole. I don't think so. I think you've. He stole. I don't think so. I think you've been mentioning the amulet since I met you. So he stole. So you stole.

Wait a minute. Borrowed. This is actually very important. Did someone look like me ask about the amulet? Shit. My God, he's escaped. God. We gotta get to Kosovo.

Get me a bottle of fucking cab sob. You know what's crazy is I did imagine your space work was so good, I thought it was a glass goblet. And when you said crushing it with your hands, I had a moment of like, oh. No, I did. Oh, my God. So then at the end of the episode, I just have glass in my hand, and there's so much glass that we have to speak about. So many important arteries, so many important nerves. Do you want this now?

Yes. You got it. What is taken before you can get it? Your order for at a restaurant. Nope. What is taken before you can get it? Although that does actually make sense. Yeah. What is taken before you can get it? Although that does actually make sense. Yeah.

What is taken before you can get it? Yeah. My freaking virginity, dude. Ew. Let's fucking go. You can get it. Huh? But you have your virginity. I lost my virginity, so now I'm good enough so that you can get it. Okay, okay. Oh, no. Being for real now. What is taken before you can get it? This is a weird question.

Test results. I also think order at a restaurant. I feel like this was made like back in the day. Wait, Liam Neeson's family. Totally. I'd say it's like your food at a restaurant, your order. No. That felt like, because yeah, they take your order. Yeah, was it right when Shane said it?

Or you get it. What if I was like, oh my God, yeah! I pushed you into it all. But Shane, he's right. Yeah, and I agree with Shane. Listen, I agree that that is a good answer, but it's not the one that is written. Well, then I give up. Email the Riddler.

A photo. Fucking nuh-uh. Give me a break. Fine. Nuh-uh. Fuck off. I get it immediately. Not with how fast digital stuff is.

Haven't you heard of live streams? Yeah. Zero latency. Read the next one. Okay. What's always, I hate you boys. It's now worse. It's. Read the next one. Okay. What's always... I hate you, boys. It's now worse.

It's not about the riddles anymore. It's just that we're messing with... It was never about the riddles. It's you two idiots. Okay. What's always on the ground but is never dirty? The ground. Grass?

No. Whoa. Is this stumping, you guys? On the ground. A stump, but never dirty. this stumping, you guys? On the ground. A stump, but never dirty. I know. No. What is on the ground, but never dirty?

Well, can dirt be dirty in the same way? Is water wet? No. The answer is no. Guys, no. What is on the ground? My jaw. I feel like I'm this woman who's like, you guys are trying to come in this club.

And I'm like, okay, but answer this riddle if you're cool. And you guys are like, oh, my jaw. If I can get it, my jaw is on the ground because your mom's your uncle's sister. Amanda's like, do you know why I pulled you over? Yeah, do you know why I pulled you over? Dirt, dirt, dirt. My jaw. Okay, I don't know.

But it's on the ground, but it's never dirty. Yeah. And it follows you around. I'm just going to add that in there. Oh, your shadow. Yeah, look at that. The hedgehog from Sonic. Good job, guys.

Thanks. That's a big hint. Sometimes I stand near walls as the sun is setting, and that's where my shadow is. And it's real dirty. I cough on it. You know Pigpen from Charlie Brown? There's always that cloud of dust. You see that in my shadow as well.

Wow. It's great. Scary. Okay, what gets smaller every time it takes a bath? The soap? Yeah, that one sucked. Also me. Also Shane. When I get out of the bathtub,

I'm just a little bit littler. I knew it. You've got to stop scrubbing so hard. I knew you were shrinking. I knew. I really exfoliate the bottom of my feet real hard. I'm a Russian nesting doll. I knew. I'm going to move real quick to Reddit.

Do it. Am I the asshole for putting my wife in a saw-like situation? Update. Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence? Where can you finish a book? Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence? Oh, jail, because

you can read in jail, but you're not done with your sentence. Yes. That's good. Whoa. That is good. Okay, I'll read one more and pass it on. Shoot this. Shit, I'm sorry, guys. Sorry.

Can you hear a legitimate window break over there? I once lost a friend in middle school because I threw a basketball and was so bad at it that it almost hit him. But I started laughing out of nerves, so he thought it was on purpose. That'll do it. I was just like, no, I didn't mean to. You know what? Give me another basketball. This is our fantasy.

I need to reown this. Here you go, man. Thanks, man. You really have to work through these. If you lost a friend from that, then he was not your friend. See, I went really dark, and I thought you meant lost a friend.

Like the fray. Where can you lose a friend but in a song? Did we talk about Trevor singing that? That was so sweet. He had such a great job. Love it. Trevor's my hero. He's so good.

He's really cool. I hope he knows how cool he is. Alright, I'll let Trevor how cool he is. Yeah. All right. I'll let Trevor know that you guys miss him. Here's another one. A man runs away from home. He turns left and keeps running. After some time, he turns left again and keeps running.

He later turns left once more and runs back home. Who was the man in the mask? What? Exactly. Someone made this up. The murderer chasing him? The man in the mask. What? Exactly. Someone made this up. The murderer chasing him? The man in the mask? The man runs away from home.

He turns left and keeps running. After some time, he turns left again and keeps running. He later turns left once. Oh, my God. The umpire. The umpire. He's in a mask. The catcher.

It's actually the catcher, yeah. He's in a mask because he's home base. He really does run the bases, so it's kind of a... Because the man runs the bases and the man in the mask is there waiting for him at home base to be safe. Totally. Okay, last one because I think someone definitely just made this up and is going through something. My girlfriend's favorite is, what do you want for dinner? Oh, got it

Ha ha ha ha You know what? What's the answer? Well, if this person is going through something It's going to be something like It doesn't matter, I'm good with anything But when I throw something out, it's like We had pizza last year

So I guess it does matter That's very specific I don't know whatever you want yeah ha ha ha I do actually have a fix for that whether it's text or in person you go like hey I'm gonna put out five food genres and it's your job to eliminate one so you text and they'll just be like all right here's the four we're keeping I'm like here's the three we're keeping like here's the two we're keeping and I'm like seafood Wow. Oh, yeah, that's awesome It's like a whole game. Yeah, it's you gamify take out the stress. I love that the fine things take out stress

I'm happy to do the thing you do it gamify take out stress. You just keep scrolling in the later comments Just like yeah, what the fuck does my girlfriend? There's a riddle no seriously, it's I don't think that's a riddle I think that's someone just having a hard time. Take me out of a window and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door and I can save somebody's life. What am I? Angel.

Wait. I'll read it one more time. Take me out of a window and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door and I can save somebody's life. What am I? Spirit? Take me out of a window and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door and I can save somebody's life.

What am I? This is the kind that you can definitely get, but it's so clever that I don't even think you'll be mad if you don't. It'll just be like, that's good. I get out of a window and I leave a grieving wife, stick me in a door and I save someone's life. A knob? Not a knob.

No. Air? Not air. Wind. The answer is two numbers. No, I'm kidding. I don't, I don't know man Cause when there's like this whole thing That when someone dies you open the window

And let their spirit out That's very clever and I hadn't thought of that That's not this This one is a little more lateral Cause I don't think a spirit coming in the door would help Oh okay Like an opening? That's clever, and you're now thinking more lateral, so that's a little more...

A lock? No. No. Do you want to know the answer? Yeah. It's, strangely again, the letter N. Take me out of window, I leave a grieving wife. Widow.

But stick me in a door, I save somebody's life. Donor. Oh, wow. It's really clever, but I think without reading it I save somebody's life, donor Oh, wow It's really clever, but I think without reading it It's a little hard to read Did you guys know that? Did you guys all know? Yeah, they did

They're all shaking their head like, yeah, that's obvious We just didn't want to tell you Here, I'll take this That was really good One of the top comments to answer that was A penis? What was, a penis? What? Putting a penis through a door does not save anyone's life.

In fact, it's a lot to deal with. What if there's a hostage situation and someone's like, someone better show me a penis through a mail slot right now! I'm going to kill everyone here! Through a mail slot? Yeah. Sounds painful. Hey, didn't say saving a life.

No good deed goes unpunished. Oh my god, another Wicked reference. And I enjoy you. I haven't didn't say saving their life. Because they're like this. No good deed goes unpunished. Oh my God. Another wicked reference. And I enjoy you. I haven't seen it. Dancing through life. Oh, thank you. Oh, this one's simple, but I think it's good.

How far can you walk into a forest? Until the center and then you're walking out of it. Yeah. Because it's like a whole labyrinth. I'll give it to you. It's halfway. Oh yeah, halfway. Because you can only walk into

a forest halfway and then you're walking out of a forest. Basically what I kind of also said. Yeah. Thanks. Trevor's up to. I feel like he's probably singing the fray.

Probably singing the fray. Also, I saw I think it, cut this if it's not cool, but I think I saw on the announcement for it that he scene in the fray. Also, I saw, I think it, cut this if it's not cool, but I think I saw on the announcement for it that he's doing Creator Clash. He is doing

Creator Clash. That's so cool. Hell yeah. I know. He's fighting a guy from Corridor Digital, right? That's so cool.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we knew that. I'm so stoked for him. Yeah, man. Oh my God, he's fighting. Does he know how to fight?

I've trained him to kill. I think he'll train. I think he'll be training. So he's fighting. Does he know how to fight? Well, I think he'll train. I think he'll be training. So Trevor's singing, afraid, and then training. We're just gassing up Trevor this episode. I'm going to move back to the good housekeeping.

Finally. Oh, fun. They were kind of starting to be repeats of... How can you clean up a room? Fun. A vase of flowers. Good housekeeping. Who has married many women

but was never married? The priest. That's right. I don't know why I don't like that one. What? Okay, I'm going to read this one and we'll see. This is so good housekeeping. Oh, no! Good housekeeping. I love it! If you guys don't know what good housekeeping is, it was before the Martha Stewart living,

and it was in everyone's home for a while. Or not everyone's. Guys, get this one. What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29? Get on their knees. Good housekeeping. Is that real? No.

A man only gets on his knees once for his wife but women what does a man do only once in his lifetime but women do once a year after they are 29 um probably like a mammogram yeah i don't think men get mammograms once do they yeah um you're never gonna guess this one it's not it's is it medical no okay no it's dumb as hell oh it is it is as good it's as good housekeeping as it gets is it like like actually contribute to cleaning the dish it like no okay oh i would hate that yeah i don't know uh the answer is turn 30 what does a man do only once in his lifetime but women do once a year after they are 29? I don't get it.

Because it's like, oh, I'm actually just 30. I'm turning 30. Like, lol. Wait. This is awesome. It's so cringy. This is so good. It's pretty real.

It's pretty real. Women reading this magazine back in the day were like, oh my. Oh, ow. I'll have to start using that. Ow. Diane, you gotta check this out. Diane. She's like, I told you not to call me, bitch.

I heard the best insult the other day about that where they were showing off the, not to get political, the White House press secretary who's only 26. And they kept showing photos of her and someone was like in what Celsius That's really funny these are so funny I wish I that that one stands alone

Cheese I want to find another one that's fucked up like that. Doesn't matter. You have to go with that housekeeping from that one. What is the longest word in the dictionary? Is it just another one where it's longest? No, it smiles

because there's a mile between each S. Oh my God. Why do I feel like I'm transported back to like nostalgic times right now? I feel like we're a bunch of kids who found our mom's magazine. Our highlights magazine.

Oh my God. Highlights. I remember highlights. Highlights was great. Highlights was awesome. There was a very big turning point in my life where the allergist I'd go to like once a month, I always used to look at Highlights and then one time they had Shonen Jump,

which is like the compilation of like, okay, it's Yu-Gi-Oh and Dragon Ball Z and all that. It was like the comics and I was like, I think I'll read this one. Yeah. And then forever changed. Transported. Yep. Didn't Highlights have like, didn't they have like their own comic books or like drawing? Goofus and Gallant.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Comic strips. Gallant makes his bed on weekends. Goofus sets fire to the neighbor's yard. And you're like.

How do you remember that? I don't know. Guys, sound off in the comments if you guys also had Highlights. They had the like. Was that a subscription? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

It was Nickelodeon Magazine. Yeah. And then Highlights. Those are like joke riddles though. Yeah. subscription yeah yeah okay it's nickelodeon magazine yeah and then yep highlights those are those are like joke riddles though yeah i wanted to find more of the joke riddles these are so good then go back to animals from the first guys what two keys can't open any door um a flat and b minor what two keys can't open any door chastity belt belt key. Yeah. This is also wrong. Piano key. This is also wrong. Well, whatever. She's working.

One, two keys can't open any door. Keys to your heart. What two keys? Keys to your heart. Keys on Van Nuys. That's a good one. No. You want to know the answer?

Chastity belt key. A monkey and a donkey A monkey can totally open a door And a donkey just goes straight through This is perfect I love these riddles Go back to the first The first one had all the animal ones

Where it's like Which animal cares the most? It's like this one Because it loves you and us a lot Oh my god Like it's all those I picture a woman Kind of like Sex and the City style

But she's like In like a home With like crochet everywhere. And she's just like, I'm going to start the riddles for good housekeeping. And she's writing all of these and she's dying laughing. A bear, because they always want to call you honey. Oh. And her name is like Margaret or Mar- her friends call her Mark.

Is that her pen name though? Oh my God, you're so right. Her real name is Vivian and she's a sex goddess. It's like Vivian's sex goddess is too strong. I'll go Marge. Marge. Marge, the housekeeping goddess. The guy comes home rich as her husband.

How's it going, Vivian? Call me Marge. I'm writing. I'm a bird, a fruit, and a person. What am I? Kiwi. You're not. It's a kiwi. It's a kiwi.

Kiwi birds are so cute. What kind of fruit must have a large wedding ceremony with a lot of guests? Kiwi. What kind of fruit must have a large wedding ceremony with a lot of guests? Yeah. Yeah. A grape, because they've got a large family tree. That's pretty good

That's actually really good You're way too clever for good housekeeping Thank you I can't elope I love it I love this What kind of fruit loves to get crazy Honeydew

A coconut It's in all caps. It's like honeydew! Wait, coconut? A coconut. They call it bananas. Bananas. Oh my god. This is awesome. You could just say that for most fruit. Like that one crazy fucking apple!

He'll do it too! What fruit never cheers up? A sad banana. What fruit never cheers up? A sad banana. What fruit? A forlorn. What fruit never cheers up? A mango.

A mango. A melon. Oh my god. Where am I? A blueberry because you feel so blue. It's a blueberry because it's always blue. It's a blue. Blueberry's the answer. I hate that.

Blueberry's the answer. But I love this so much. Isn't blue from ship captains? You would sail a blue flag if your captain had passed, so you're feeling blue. That's so sad. I don't know. I might have made that up. When's the last time you were on the ocean?

When's the last time you were on the sea, bud? Well, actually, it was that boat trip, and I threw up the whole time. Oh, yeah. You guys went on a boat trip telling each other riddles, and you were throwing up? I don't remember it. I was throwing up. Oh, bummer. guys went on a boat trip telling each other riddles and you were throwing up? I don't remember it. I was throwing up. Oh, bummer. Those things I don't

get along. Yeah. That sucks. Hey, what fruit is never alone? Can't elope. Bananas, because they're attached. Because they're coming in a bunch.

What fruit is never alone? Is alone a key word? What do you mean? Never mind. Grapes, because there's a bunch of them. Orange, because it has skin. Guys, be real. Okay, sorry.

I'm sorry. Be real. Be real. Be real. I'm sorry. Oh, pear, because they always come in pears. It's a pear. It's a pear. It's a pear, because they always come in pears. It's a pear. It's a pear.

It's a pear because they always come in pears. I don't know who I am anymore. I don't know what this body is. I don't know where I am. This is the best day I've had in a month. Why did the citrus tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling sick. Sick.

To get Lemonade. I love it. I love it. Because it had Lyme disease! Oh that's real, and they won't discuss that in Good Housekeeping now. And they won't talk about that. That's a different magazine. You've gotta be careful about that. You've gotta be careful around deer ticks.

What kind of foods are the most fun at parties? Um... Oh, I saw this one. I know this one, but I saw this one, so I'm gonna zip it. Can you get it, Amanda? What?! What kind of foods are the most fun at parties? I'll give you a hint. This one's not a fruit. Confetti cake.

This is just a food riddle. Confetti cake. Confetti cake. Not confetti cake. Oh, do you want to guess it since you don't? I didn't get it right. He knows it. Oh, fuck. What kind of food is fun at parties? It could be anything. It's also a type of just like organism. It's a whole branch. It's a fruit. It's also a type of just like organism. Yeah. It's a whole branch.

It's a fruit. It's not a fruit. It's not a vegetable. Some people would say it's a vegetable. It's not a vegetable. It's not a vegetable. What? You guys are sick.

It is in relation to the answer to the room that has no windows or doors. I forgot that one. I blacked that out. Fungi. Oh. Can I tell you something? The bar that I worked at for eight years, we had a pizza called the Fungi. Oh, can I tell you something? The bar that I worked at for eight years, we had a pizza called the Fungi

and it had mushrooms on it and I didn't get it. And it had black mold in the kitchen. All these women are experiencing black mold right now. What is the wealthiest nut? I saw this one too, sorry, when I was scrolling. I was like, did you go on this earlier?

What is the wealthiest nut? What is the wealthiest nut? What's the wealthiest nut? I don't agree with the answer though. Your husband's nut because you married into wealth. He nutted and now you're rich. You're like, well, you're stuck with me. You nutted. Okay.

What is the healthiest nut? Wealthiest. Chestnut. What? Hold on. nut? Wealthiest. Chestnut. What? Hold on. I like that. Macadamia nut. Why?

Show your work. Explain your answer. Because they're rich in flavor. I like chestnut. What is the richest nut? Wealthiest nut. Wealthy. Rich also counts for this.

Wealthy and rich are totally different. It's true. I know. Rich is quick. Wealthy is old. There's a Chris Rock routine about it. He's not talking about rich. He's talking about wealthy.

Okay. What's the wealthiest nut? Cash you. Cash you. Cash. No. And I also. I refuse No. And I also... I refuse that answer.

I like chestnut. Thank you. And I also would say Mr. Peanut because that's generational wealth. He is a brand, but he has a company, and monocles aren't cheap. You're right. Good housekeeping doesn't go there, though. You're definitely right. Wow.

I will say the good housekeeping riddles were my favorite. The turning 31 was insane. Fully insane. I thought my answer to that was actually better. Amanda, when we were talking about this episode, you were like, oh, do I need to come up with riddles? And I was like, sure. Okay, I don't have a

riddle, but I do have a joke that I was going to put on there and I'm going to tell you right now. Give it to us. What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? You wish. Butt cheeks don to us. What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? You wish. Butt cheeks don't fart. I think the answer is supposed to be like, you know, let's, oh, wait, I actually do know the answer to this one, so I'm not going to take your joke. No, do it.

Are you sure? Yeah. I hope, like, let's, let's never let some shit come between us. If we stick together, we can stop this shit. Okay. Yeah, I've heard that one before. Isn't that one pretty sick? Pretty gross.

I got a clever one I like. Okay. I would have expected it to be on this list. It's the rich need it and the poor have it. What is it? Love. Nothing. Nothing.

Wow. Rich need Nothing. Wow. Rich need nothing. I'm gutted, honestly. I'm gutted. We need to end on something sweet. Banana. I have a joke that I used to say when I was a teenager that was always a hit. Boobies.

Boobies. How do you skyrocket on boobies with your chest? You're called ghost insects. Boobies. Boobies how do you scare a bunch of bees with your chest called ghost insects boobies um i used to be like why is six afraid of seven because seven eight nine and i'd be like because seven is fucking crazy whoa wait a surprise in a riddle and i love that i used that used to be my go-to and people are like oh my god you're the funniest person in Taintop. Oh my god, you should do comedy. I want a lot more anti-riddles. Like the Riddle of the Sphinx where it's like what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three at night.

What is? The answer is supposed to be a human because it's a baby that crawls in two legs and then it has a cane in the night of its life. But I just want to be like, oh, that one, like the fucked up I just want to be like oh that one like the fucked up monster of the sands They're like the fucked up monster of the sands yeah that one guy that one guy Wow Tony is very ill, but we like him. I will say riddles started off rough for me, but then it got really fun Oh, yeah, so thanks guys. That's how it goes having me over what I like about it Too is you see this a lot on Smosh games, especially in Deception games,

but everyone has different ways of thinking. Some people are more direct, some people are sound-based, other people do lateral thinking. There were ones here where I'm like, I don't get it. That's hard. You're like, oh, silly joke. It's like, oh, I didn't think about it. We're kind of the dream team. I got the silly joke.

Put us together. We'll go to trivia night. Give us your riddles. Mystery squad. Yeah, we'll go to trivia night. Give us your riddles. Comment your riddles and we'll answer them. Gimme them. Okay. All right. Bye.

Thanks, Damien. Thanks, Amanda. Oh, yeah, this was so much fun. We loved having you. Also, I love that we pitched videos that actually could just be us hanging out. So if you ever want to kick it. Let's do it. Just hang out and play Dark Souls.

Blood. Bloodborne. Bloodborne. I think Lies of P might be more Amanda's cup of tea. Okay, Pinocchio. All right. All's do it. Hang out, play dark. Bloodborne. I think Lies of P might be more Amanda's cup of tea. Okay. Okay, Pinocchio. Alright. Alright. Bye. Bye. You can't rely

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