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Episode Date: July 27, 2024

Oh my god they were roommates... Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00-3:06 Intro 3:07-13:09 AITA for charging my roommates a "clean air fee" to make things fair? https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1cr8ccr/aita_for_charging_my_roommates_a_clean_air_fee_to/ 13:10-23:21 My roommate ate my beans so I threw all his items off a cliff in Baldur's Gate 3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1bzyvn0/my_roommate_ate_my_beans_so_i_went_to_his_baldur/ 23:22-30:53 My roommate uses the dishwasher to clean their sex toys https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/flnkos/this_quarantine_has_revealed_that_my_roommate/ 30:54-38:04 I terrorized my roommates into cleaning up https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hasst0/aita_for_terrorising_my_roommates_into_cleaning/ 38:05-48:36 My roommate takes 2-3 hour long showers a day https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/163sa5e/my_roommate_takes_23_hour_long_showers_a_day/ 48:37-56:43 AITA for asking my roommate to keep her cat in her bedroom? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10jot1f/aita_for_asking_my_roommate_to_keep_her_cat_in/ 56:44-1:09:23 I met my new flatmate yesterday and we had sex within an hour of meeting. What do I do? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10jot1f/aita_for_asking_my_roommate_to_keep_her_cat_in/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Luke Brau Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: Eric Wann Videographer: James Hull Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome back to some crazy Reddit stories that will probably this episode make you infuriated. Today's theme is all about roommates. And you know shit gets crazy when it's about roommates. And with me is my former roommate, Damien, and also Angela. I used to live with you guys. People don't know that. Okay, so there was... We just didn't know either. You didn't know.

That like weird cricket you had that one night. That was me! Because there was like skittering before that, but then I was like, there's something musical about the creature in the attic. It's a crazy coincidence. 10 years ago, you randomly lived in our attic. And we didn't know about it. And then we ended up working together later. It's like crazy that I found you guys.

I know. It's such a crazy coincidence. Anyways, Damien, we were roommates for a little over a year a long time ago. Yeah, I think, was it even maybe longer than that? Uh, it's such a blur. It was to the point where the point, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. thto the point, like, the living situation we were in was to the point where if I'd walked in the kitchen and there was just some random person there, I'd be like, oh, are you our roommate now? Yeah. That was just how it kind of was.

Yeah, I get that. And somehow you never took a better room, I'm realizing. I stayed in the back house that. but a sunroof. So I wouldn't call it a room. Cement walls. It was, it was, uh. Cement walls? Yeah. Well, the, the wall that my, my headboard was up against was actually just the wall to the other. It was the back neighbor's fence wall. Yes.

No, I lived in a crazy situation. And I got the big room. Granted, my rent was a lot cheaper. A couple, a few hundred dollars. So I'm like, if you're living in LA and you're spending that much, I was like, sure. I'll be in a cement house. It was a crazy, crazy situation. Angela, have you ever lived with roommates? Yes. I still live with a roommate, one of my really good friends. So it doesn't feel like a roommate situation, like my past situations post-college and during college it was like roommates. Yes.

Where we are like in the same room. We're in bunks. So I was in, I did a lot of bunk situations. And then when I graduated UCLA, me and my friends moved to an, a huge attic in the third floor of a man's home in Korea town. Five of my friends and I moved up there. Five. I thought you were doing a bit trying to like lead to our attic. There was four rooms in this attic. Yeah, and we were all like musical theater kids, living up there. Tap dancing. You're that neighbor. You're that neighbor. Fuck! I love that when you guys all moved out as soon as you got all your luggage out you turned

back and saw that there was just rubble. It had been gone for a decade. Where did it go? Be sure to check out betrayal legacy on smothed. All right. Oh yeah, there's stories. Let's get into some horrible roommate stories, some we might relate to, hopefully most we don't.

Let's get it started. Here we go. Our first story comes from Am I the Asshole? This is a recent story as of filming this. Am I the asshole for charging my roommates a clean air fee to make things more fair. The title does not bode well, but I'm listening. Hello, Reddit, I don't usually use this website, but my roommates told me to post on here in hopes that some outside perspectives will help us settle this situation. Hence the brand new account.

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so I know they appreciate having them around as well. Obviously, the presence of these plants contributes to the cleanliness of the air, that we breathe in our home. With so many plants, in the house, our home air quality is obviously superior to those without house plants. And with COVID and other air quality considerations, it's basically like having an in-house HEPA air fil-air purifier, but the plants are natural so they're even better. Because I put so much money and so many hours of work into these plants, I feel that my roommate should contribute to that financial burden by paying what we could call a clean air fee.

Something reasonable like $25 a month for each roommate would really help offset the costs of things like fertilizer, new pots, soil, etc., and the time I put into taking care of the plants. I think this is an incredibly fair agreement for my roommates, as they get the benefit of living in a house with organically clean air and not doing any of the work. They think I'm being unreasonable unreasonable unreasonable the unreasonable their their their their their their their their their their, thiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the any of the work. They think I'm being unreasonable and selfish. I told them that I'd be willing to compromise and not charge them the fee if they would hold their breath between the front door and going to their bedrooms,

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I love that in this person's mind, plants just suck up COVID. Yes! Boy, life would have been so different. Yeah. Has anyone tried it though? Okay, that's fair. Thank you. Also, the idea that houseplants make them the air cleaner, like, technically yes, but also no. It's one of those things where it's like,

having a snake plant in the corner isn't like, oh, you can, the apartment is like, I don't care if it's a hundred plants. You're not doing that much. Regardless, regardless though, they bought these plants, they're their plants, it's their hobby and it's their shared living room, like living space, you don't get to say like, oh, because I have this hobby, you then have to pay for the air. You don't own the air. The air is that. Like, that's the equipment, I mean, it's no different than if I, if you're living with roommates and you buy an air purifier, and then you go, well, because I bought this, you guys owe me 25 bucks a month,

it's just, it just doesn't make any sense. Yeah, because you're not paying for that air purifire to like repurify every month. It's one purchase. the upkeep, the person's talking about the upkeep of their hobby. But these roommates probably would have been like we can get rid of all the plants we don't care. I mean this is freaking wild. Yeah there's really, we're talking about logic here. This person's crazy. My favorite part about this is I have never seen this on a Reddit where where like his roommates were like post this on Reddit. I know. We need an army to help us. Yeah, they're like, please for the love of God. Dude, just go to this site and type this in and they're going to agree with us. I will say the roommates did comment on how much they like the plants. That does weigh in the person's fair. No, I'm going to go and say this is actually so crazy that I feel like, thii. th i thi thi that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi that thi thi's thi. thi thi. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that is that is that is that is that is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're thi. they're thi. thi. they're thi. they're they're thi. they're they're going they're going they're going they no this is this is a blatant asshole. I mean it was fine honestly I thought it was just like insane until the holding

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And I was like, hey roomies, made some brownies, and you ate one, I'm like, you want me $5. Yeah. It's just, I mean, it's pretty cool. Yeah, I just, it's an entertainer, so yeah. I don't want to work for free. I'm sorry. You're that shamed up. Also, the fertilizer thing, like, I have five plants.

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Cheetahs can be befriended. They can never be owned. Trust me. That's true. They'll always leave you. Okay. Next story. Okay, here we go.

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Yeah, I don't know. The biggest bean. The biggest bean. It was right there. It was right there. Yeah, damn. I wonder if we'll ever get an update on where that situation is at. I mean, it's, I want to watch it on TV. It's very funny. It'll be true crime in like a year.

I also want to say like, since you just discovered this subreddit, I am hearing those comments, I have a feeling that everyone who subscribes to this subredit just is in the business of enabling, like everybody who's posting, like am I overreacting? No, in fact I think you should throw away more beans of his shit. No, I've been on the bean wait list for two years. I like, I like both of those things and I would shoot him in the neck with a dart. Okay, let's move on from the beans. If we can. This comes from relationship advice. This quarantine has revealed that my roommate

uses the dishwasher to clean their sex toys. Wow. I was like when you say clean dishwasher, I was like, it's either crocks or sex toys. I talked about this on Smoshmouth, where I'm like, it's either crocks or sex toys. I talked about this on Smashmouth, where I'm like, the problem with Reddit stories is I'm reading these stories for the first time and they're presenting scenarios I've never even considered in my life. And so I'm like... And that's why we read.

Give me a day, give me a week to let me consider my thought on this whole situation. Oh my God. Present arguments. My roommate Kevin spent nearly all day yesterday in his room, but he came out to make us some food and he started to cook food in the kitchen. He then placed the utensils and cutlery he used in the dishwasher. We ate and he then went to dry and put away the things in the dishwasher. I got up and wanted to get some juice. As I walked past him to go to the fridge, I noticed two dildos on one of the racks. Of course, as a sane person, I lost it. Kevin was confused as to why I was upset because he has been doing this forever. I have lived with Kevin for two years. Kevin thinks it's hygienic and normal. He doesn't seem to understand my outrage and shock, like I have been sipping juice, eating off plates and cutlery with his and his million.................. I. I. I. I, toe, toe, the toe, the the toe, the toe, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, toe, toe, toe, the the toe, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th thi, thi, the. t the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t the the his million lovers bodily fluids. How do I convince slash explain to a grown man that you don't

place your sex toys in the dishwasher? Edit number one. After the millionth time, after my billionth time explaining why I'm upset, Kevin says, I always rinse it before putting it in the dishwasher. This mother fucker wants to kill me. All this time I'm sitting here worried about Miss Corona the the virus, but it's Kevin's juices that have been trying to kill me. Edit number two. We're getting funny now. Edit number two, Kevin has agreed to wash his sex toys in his bathroom sink from now on. I showed him how I cleanse mine. Tomorrow I will be following and watching every move Kevin makes. Because what else has this man been doing to me? Final edit, I have gotten a lot of DMs with the same questions. Kevin is a white man and I

am a black woman. I have known him for 12 years and have lived together for a little over two years. Kevin is a bisexual man, I a heterosexual woman. This post has gotten back to Kevin and he and I have been very amused by it all. I ththought a situation I've ever considered in my life. Um, my only thought is, has she never used their dishwasher? Like, she's, because she kind of presents this like, oh, he's been doing this for two years. Someone doesn't empty the dishwasher? And I'm like, have you not been using the dishwasher at all?

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you're supposed to clean out the dishwasher, a month, which how many of us actually do that once a month? So things don't always get clean. I'll pull out a cup and I'll be like, why is there still stuff in there? I use the good dish cleaning stuff and like, you know, so it's the kind of boundary that they would have to make as roommates. I think the thing with roommates in general is like, you are living your life the way, the way, th, the way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way the way way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way, the way.. the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way th the way th th that that that that that that that that that that that that the the that thi that that the way. the way that the way. th household that did things one way or whatever, and you're all bringing in your knowledge that's like, of course things are done this way. And then they butt heads and then you're like, what do you mean? You throw away leftovers after two days? It's a week, you know, it's so this is just one where someone gets to point up bodily fluids and be like, is that or is that not okay for them. Yeah. I think it's also like a principal thing when it comes to sex toys or anything sexually related of like you're bringing that into a common space like of just like communicate that. Yeah it's like it's like, it's a, it's a,

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would be an agreement that we put the dishes in here. Sure. So if I'm going to change the intent of what we have here and, and, and just add other things that aren't dishes. Maybe not change the intent, but like, it's making it clean the dish. But like, if I'm going to add to to to to to to to to to to to make the to make the the the to make the to make the the to make the the, the the, the the, thi and, thi.. thi. to be to be to be think, thiolate, thi. thi. thiolkishishishishishishishish and, thiolkishishish and, thi. thi. thi. We's, thi. We's, thi. We's, thi. We's, thi. We's, thi. We's the the, thi. We's thi. We's thi. We's thi. We's thin. We's, thin. We's, thin. We's thin. We's, thin. We're thin. We're thin. I's, t together. I'm, together. together, together, together, together, together, together, t add something that isn't a dish, I might run it by somebody. Yeah, it's like, I'm going to watch my shoes in the dishwasher. Yeah, like, hey, let me know. Oh, that's a great way to put it too, because I'd be like, don't watch your shoes in

the dishwasher. Like, I'm like, I'm trying that's totally fair. Yeah. Comments, on the bright side, what couldn't kill you had been making you stronger in the past two years. Someone said, buy him a pot so he can boil them in there. That would then be his toy pot, problem solved. Someone said, oh well, this is worse than sharing. separately and not with all the other dishes. Oh, Mg, sorry, this is hilarious.

Yeah, it is funny. It's also, I wonder if, because the thing that he's not cleaning, or we don't know is the dishwasher. Is like how much are they cleaning that? Yeah. Because that's the thing that is the constant. Right, sure, the dishes in which those toys are on,

in which that cup is on. But I know the cup comes out clean, but still. But also like, dishwashers, don't they often have a setting where one says clean and the other says sanitize, and the sanitized one is like five-hour wash or something? Oh, is it? I think it just like, it's the same reason that a lot of people are like rinse off your dish first because like yeah, it cleans it, but I don't think it's like hospital level sterilization, no anything gets through like, you know, if there would, I don't know the

the logistics behind it, but like if there's any aspect of someone getting something that they did not expect on their dishes or on their food or something, like, yeah, that's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the on their dishes or on their food or something. Like, yeah, that's... Yeah. Yeah, it's not... Oh, it's not an overreact thing. I was about to say like, you're not overreacting.

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Ah! Oh, wait a thee! The fucking ghost is back! The clean ghost! I live with two roommates, a 28-year-old man and a 21-year-old woman, who are less than helpful when it comes to cleaning the house. Wet clothes are left in the washer for days on end, food is left rotting in the fridge and in the sink for several weeks if I do not clean it. They also just casually throw garbage into the yard,

if asked nicely multiple times for them to clean their mess and even not so nicely a few times. I am far from the most hygienic person in the next day and just generally general untidiness, but they take it to a different level. All this filth, since my refusal to clean it anymore, has brought some new roommates for us, mainly giant ass rats. NAHS. Seem to have moved into our yard. The kicker is, they are both absolutely terrified of rats. A plan soon hatched in my mind the trip. some invisible thread and an old bristle broom. I now had a foe rat, I named him Ronald.

Every few days or so for the past two weeks-ish, I have been placing it in the corner of the kitchen, waiting for one of them to walk in, and then I yank Ronald as hard as I can at an angle, so he shoots towards them. Each time they've ran from the kitchen screaming in fear. I won't lie the thi it at first, but kind of felt guilty at having a, made a grown man ball his eyes out and thought the lesson has been properly learned. So I decided we had to have a house meeting about the infestation and how they don't feel safe in the home anymore. Personally, I didn't feel safe with a pan of veggie rice rotting on the countertop. Hey ho! I simply stated that if they just cleaned up their junk, the rats would most likely disappear.

Lo and behold, the place has been spotless within an hour, and since then there has been a lot less mess. Ronald has been put into retirement and is resting in my bedroom, ready to pounce if ever needed again. But did I take it too far? Uh, no, I don't think they took it too far. This is, this is really funny. You didn't actually harm them. I think you had a good time. There were actually rats. Yeah. That could have happened. I think this is the closest we've ever had to a Scooby-Doo villain and they were on the good guy's side.

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We decided in order for me to be home for a woman, needed a place to stay, so we had her move in. She used to sleep with at least three guys a week, not judging. I just don't want random people I don't know in my house. She has a boyfriend, I told her, we didn't want anyone staying the night, and she agreed. I didn't want random people I didn't know coming in, I, I,. The first week she moved in, she snuck her boyfriend in late at night. I was livid. She must think we're stupid because we have a ring camera and can see his truck outside

of our house. Got him. I got to know her boyfriend a little more after that and realized he was a nice guy, so I didn't say anything about him bathroom two to three times a day. Each shower is 45 minutes to an hour long, sometimes more. Our water bill skyrocketed, so I told her she's going to pay us a flat fee each month for water. The shower is extremely tiny and only meant for one person. Each time they showered together, their too. tod, the. If, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, the the the the their, the the the tog, tog, tm, too, too, too- is 45. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. the. the. thea. thea. too. too. too, too, too, too, too, too, is 45. too. the ledge and their elbows constantly bang against the shower tub. The other day they showered together at 545 a.m. They laughed and talked so loud they woke my baby up. Bathroom is connected to our bedroom and the baby sleeps in his bassinet in our room. My husband was up at 6 a.m. the the other morning with our baby. theymea. their their to'n't their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tog. their their their their their tog. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. to'n. to'e. to'e. to'e. to. to. to.e. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to squeaking. They showered before they had sex for 45 minutes, then they showered for another 45 minutes

right after they had sex. Then they showered for over an hour that same evening. I bought them shower organizers for the bathroom tub wall because they have 15 to 20 shampoo slash conditioner bottles that nearly drop on my baby during his bath. toy is in a container slash organizer that is connected to the wall in the bath. When they were showering last night, I heard them bump into it and the container crashed into the tub floor. They put all his toys in the container on the floor next to the toilet and didn't clean it up.

Last week, my dog chewed up the towels. My roommate and her boyfriend walked into the ring when she walked in that she saw everything. My husband and I got home an hour after they did, and she didn't clean up the mess. It's obviously not her job, but to see it and just leave a mess is rude. She also leaves the front door unlocked when we're not home. I've talked to her about this several times and she said she'll do it and then doesn't. I got a job earlier than I wanted. so we can pay our mortgage without relying on a roommate. Time to let her and her boyfriend go. Just not sure what to say to her or how to let her know that she needs to be looking for another place to live.

Advice is welcome. Just tell her, she needs another place to live, man. It's time for Ronald to come out of retirement. Yeah. Time to steal her beans. That sucks. I mean, ah, damn. How so much? I don't like conflicts. Nobody likes conflict.

I'm a big fan of communication, but it's still not easy to do. How much could this person possibly do more before you're like, get out? Like, she's like, I don't know what to say to her. It's like, what do you mean? She broke every rule? Some people, like, communication. It's like, what do you mean? She broke every rule? Some people, like, communication or not, like, some people are so uncomfortable with confrontation. It's true. And it gets them to like sit, sit on things that make them, it sucks. Like I used to, one of my

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because of how different people's lifestyles are. And you truly do not understand how wasteful or dirty some people live. It's just shocking. I mean, I've had moments where I think I brought this up earlier, but like in college I used to get like lunch meets all the time as just like a quick bite but after like five or six days I would throw them out because that was what my family's like time cap was and you know I had a roommate go like wait what are you doing I'm like oh this is like six days old it's time for it to go and they were like no you wait like to thrown theynigh the the the the the the the. I'm like. I I I I I I I I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their time. I I I I I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I'm their their their their their their their their their tm. tm. I was like like. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm their their their their their their that's too much for me. And they were like, no. And then someone else in the room was like, yeah, man, no. Like, that's, you wait two weeks. And I'm like, and I still don't know what the right answer is, but the point is like, we were raised differently.

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Up until now, we have gotten along pretty well. My roommate has an elderly cat. The cat is honestly kind of mean. She doesn't like me or my girlfriend and will run away if we try to pet her or pick her up. So we just avoid each other. My roommate asked if we had to the tooats to the. to the thae. to the time so it worked out. We did tell her that we might want one someday to which she said she would have to revisit the issue if it came up. Well, my girlfriend and I have gotten to a place where we really want a pet of our own. We saw a kitten at the shelter and just fell in love with him. We got the okay from our landlord and brought him home last week. his name is the tau. too' th. th. th. th. th. toe, th. th toe, th th th th to th to thin, th thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' the, the, the, the, thr, the, too, too, the th the, the th. the the th. th. th. the too, too, toe, toe, toe, to to to to to to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, th. th th thr, thr, thr, thr, thr. thr. the the thr. We, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. too, toe, too She told us that we were aware that her cat doesn't like other cats. I told her honestly that it's unfair for us to have to tiptoe around her cat and that we were allowed to have our own pets as long as the landlord is okay with it, which he is.

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It's gotten so bad that my girlfriend is crying and considering taking the kitten back to the shelter. So here I am to get an outside perspective because I don't know what to think now. Okay. I think there's, I think there's, I think I have multiple thoughts to this. I think I I because I have we have cats do you have you don't have cats. I grew up cats. Okay but you like I know very well now like you cannot introduce a cat to a place yeah what just does bring about. You have to be and they so they are assholes for their assholes to their

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Your roommate's cat views your kitten as an invaider. This happens with all cats. you're supposed to keep them separated used to each other. Try to start over. And it's not fair to ask your roommate to keep her cat in her room unless you're going to keep your kitten in your room also. Yeah, it's entirely possible. Just because this cat hates them and hates people, the cat might get along fine with another cat if I introduce it properly. Absolutely. There's an update. There's an update. So I am definitely the assu-a-up. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thu. thuuuuu-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to turned out to be a dog. It was dog, actually. Calling it. Update. So I am definitely the asshole. The comments have really helped me to understand that my roommate's cat is just acting, well, like a cat. I am willing to admit I was ignorant and impulsive.

I have never had a pet before and should have done more research before jumping into pet ownership. I plan to sincerely apologize to the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. thoom. the. tape, I'm. to be. te, I'm. to be. to be. to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. I'm to bea. I'm to be. I'm to be. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. tie. te. te. te. I. te. te. te. teathomeneats. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te work. I'm going to see if she's willing to try a proper introduction for both kitties and banana pudding Will be staying in our room for the duration while her kitty will be able to roam. I am hopeful that things will work out and I want to thank everyone for being blunt and educating me. I was impulsive and inconsiderate but my roommate is a great person and I think she will forgive us and be willing to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the their their their their their their their their their their their their try. try. try. try. try. their their their their their their their their their their theirto R slash accountability. Update number two. Uh-oh. They're friends. I'm fucked psych. I'm not the apple. This was typed by a cat. Rommate and I talked. I apologize to her for being selfish, ignorant and for putting her cat in an uncomfortable situation. She forgave me and said she'd be happy to help do a proper introduction between the kitties. She said that if we do things slowly and carefully, her cat might be able to accept banana pudding. For now, our kitten

will be staying in our room for the introduction process. She also taught me a little bit about cat body language and guys, her cat came and sat in my lap. She even purred. My roommate is a very kind and forgiving person. I'm very thankful that she chose to forgive me after I was such a huge assl to her to her told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told me told me told me told me told me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me the told me. to me to me. to me. tooom. She's, I, tooom. She's, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the t. I'm, t. I'm, t. I'm, t. I'm tot, tot, tot, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, the, the the the the was such a huge asshole to her. She played with banana pudding and gave me some cat food recommendations. I think things are going to work out. Thanks everyone for your advice and criticism. God damn, dude. This is so sweet. That's awesome, but it's also proves that it's like,

the cat, you just weren't being the right things around the cat. Research. Yeah. Oh, I love this. This is so sweet. Reddit is the happiest place on Earth. Yeah, only good things happen on Reddit. Nobody tell her. Oh man. All right. Are we ready for a last story?

I hope it ends on an even better note. Let's go. Um, okay. Wow. Okay, wow. Well I've never seen you do that. This comes from relationship advice. We've covered a lot of different roommate situations and now we're covering like another roommate situation. Oh my god are they hooking up? I a 24 year old woman met my new flatmate, a 26 year old man yesterday and we had sex within an hour of meeting. Don't know what to do.

Oh! Call Shonda Land! Don't, don't hug up with a roommate. Don't know what to do. Call Shonda Land! Don't hook up with a roommate. Don't do it. Oh, I have so many stories of friends that have done this. I don't know why it's it. Not this. Yeah. Hi, please don't judge me. Why are you posting it on Reddit? That's literally the whole point. Hi, please don't judge me. I'm not the kind of girl the too- Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't, don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the posting it on Reddit? That's the whole, literally the whole point. Hi, please don't judge me. I'm not the kind of girl that usually does this. I've only slept with five people, all relationships.

Hell, y'all, girly! I've never even had a one-night stand. I live in a four-bed house how or why or what happened, but the sexual tension was just ridiculous. Even just from seeing the back of his head, I felt something weird. We spoke for a few minutes, introduced ourselves, etc. But it felt like we were really comfortable with each other already and we were getting along so well. There's no point in me going into all the details. I am literally just blown away by what happened,

and I guess typing it is helping me come to terms with it. There's so much sexual attention between us that I want to brag about it. There are no pets in this story. So we started talking about a new TV siys. And I invited him to watch it in my room, We were stoned in bed watching TV, and then we just made eye contact like an awkward sex scene and then suddenly we're kissing. It was crazy, I wasn't even thinking, I wasn't making sense of anything around me. I just wanted to have sex with him.

He's so ridiculously like my type, but extra somehow. I wish I could explain it. Literally if anyone can tell me what sexual tension is scientifically, explain like I'm five, please. Anyway, we had sex or maybe half an hour, and then we heard another flatmate come home, and my mom called me, so he just went to his room. I saw him a couple hours later going to the bathroom, and he just winked at me and said, can't believe we just did that, and I just said, yeah, crazy. No, he didn't say that. That just happened. Well, he didn So that was sex, huh?

What the fuck do I do now? I fancy him so much. The sex was great, but he's my flatmate, and it's all awkward and weird. And I stalked his Instagram, and he doesn't upload regularly, but it looks like he had a girlfriend pretty recently. I can only assume, well pray, that they are, in fact, thrown thrown. to...... to. to, to. thi. thi. thrown. thrown. thrown. to. to. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoomk. that. thi. thi. thi. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi.... thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. thi. thee. theananananananann. theanananann. th t t todauuu. teanananananananananananananxxxxxeau. th th th th th it safe to keep having sex with him? Because I want to. Can I just knock on his door and ask if he wants to do it again? Ah! Edit! Some of these comments are insane. I don't feel bad about it. Do I normally do that

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I think she might be being judged in the comments. But even before the comments, it was like, I'm not the kind of girl. If you scroll through all thing is, is just like, you are roommates. And if this doesn't work out, I hope you're both okay with that. She saw the back of his head and she was that turned on. And she was like, I'm a fuck him. And she's not that kind of girl's what she's saying. So this I feel like is true love.

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And she's like, yeah, like that's a bold move to be like, wink, hey there, champ. Look, it's not the smartest thing in the world the world the world the world the world the world the world the world thing in the world to do. Yeah. With proper communication, it doesn't have to end in a dumpster fire. Yeah, if they're both fine with that, I mean, I think they could only, if they want to continue it, you can only get away with it, I think for so long. Like you need your seatbelt on. You really got to talk. I have a friend, one of my best friends fell in love with her roommate and it was messy, but it was love. Did it work out? It worked out for a while and then at some point didn't. But it didn't work out because they were roommates.

It worked out while they were roommates. Yeah, I do believe people can meet in that area. You just got to be wearing your adult pants. Well it's also the first hour so you don't, this is a stranger. Yeah, no this is a whole other ballgame. I'm just saying that not all roommates meeting could be bad. Any two people meeting could be right for each other. It's just, it calls to be wrong. You got to be careful.

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think like that it would be so easy. Like there'sases and there's like financial stuff but like I would just who but it that would have to take more time it would be so hard is an hour update yeah hey a week ago I posted about the fact that I slept with my roommate within an hour of meeting him and I wasn't sure where to go from there I was surprised at how much attention it got and thank you all for your comments. I think I was a little too excited and you brought me back down to earth. Okay. The following few days, neither of us were home much so we only saw each other briefly, but we were friendly. On Thursday he knocked on my door in the evening and asked if we could talk. I was so nervous I thought he was going to say he had a girlfriend around much the days after, but I was like, no, it's fine,

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Like you said, Reddit is all about feeling good and happy stories. And like... And all these people that we read about are all good people. Who would never do anything wrong? Well, just don't take any of their beans. Who do we think is the worst roommate? There's a lot of bad roommates. They are, they're all in contention for being really awful.

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And I was like, ha ha. And look at us now. And look at us now. Here we are. All of us. Anyways, thank you both for being here. And this was a wild one. Thank you for having.

Yeah. And thank you all for watching. Let us know your worst roommates. Give us little details of your roommate stories. Because man, I know so many people who've had bad roommates. It is a very common occurrence. I hope you don't have to deal with that. But I know some of you have or are currently dealing with it. Are you the bad roommate. Maybe list all of your flaws in the comments. If you don't have a bad roommate, you're probably the bad roommate.. that. th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. the th roommate. th roommate. the th roommate. th roommate. the the that roommate. that roommate. that roommate. the th roommate. th roommate. th roommate. the that roommate. that that the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th roommate. I th roommate. I th roommate. I th roommate. I thor thor that roommate. that roommate. that roommate. that Are you the bad roommate? Maybe list all of your flaws in the comments. If you don't have a bad roommate,

you're probably the bad roommate. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you hear your roommate playing this on loud in the other room? Yeah. Then you're the bad roommate. Anyways, thank you for watching. Let us know other themes and subredets you want to see to see to see to see to see to see to see on the the to see on the the to see on the the to see on the the to see on the the to see on the the to see on the the to see on to see on to see on to see on to see on to see on the the the to see on to see want to see on this show, and we'll see you next Saturday. Bye! Happy birthday if it's your birthday.

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