Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - Are They The Devil? | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: April 15, 2023

The answer is probably yes. 0:00 Intro 1:34 "Setting boundaries" with neighbor's cat https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11xfxs0/aita_for_tormenting_my_neighbors_cat_when_the_cat/ 9:46 Can't go to a funeral because I have TSwift tickets https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11wgrqf/aita_for_telling_my_sister_i_cant_attend_my_bils/ 18:34 Wife tells husband she married him for money https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/121naqo/i_told_my_husband_i_was_using_him_for_money/ 26:44 Punished for embarrassing period accident https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11eixpr/aita_for_teaching_my_daughter_period_hygiene_on_a/ 35:25 Playing the gaslight game w/ my wife https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11tbufr/aita_for_messing_with_my_wifes_mind_because_its/ 40:33 My brother in law should've married me https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11vn36b/everything_about_this_is_justno/ 45:45 Women don't need to orgasm https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11nsu2z/why_i_believe_orgasms_shouldnt_matter_to_men/ 51:54 Doxxing my employee for fun https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11nkuwj/someone_has_never_heard_of_rebecca_schaeffer_and/ 55:24 I'm moving with or without my wife https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11q9rww/aita_for_telling_my_wife_im_moving_it_is_up_to/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Ed Vilderman Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Exec Coord: Erin Dougal GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Such massive jerks that they all get compiled here. And today we'll be reacting to some of the best stories that we've found there. And I'm joined by two friends of mine who are on opposite ends of the Dark Souls Hair Color Spectrum. Yeah, nice, nice. So yeah, you guys are both great people. You're not, you guys wouldn't end up on here. Keep going. But I'm excited for your opinions on this and we're going to be reacting to these. We'll be sharing how some will make us feel, whatever.

If there's anything we say you disagree with, please let us know in the comments. We're open to, you know, hearing that. These are going to be unhinged, so we'll just be along for the ride. You know what's really exciting about this one to me is like obviously I've watched the previous episodes and there's a little bit like back and forth and like let's have some discussion you've already set this up that like these people are the literal actual devil I'm like great let's talk about that. I will say a lot of these I from my understanding and from checking out the Ami the Devil Reddit, it's gonna be pretty clear cut for most of these, I think.

What happens if we do disagree, Shane? Then we'll figure it out, man. We'll figure it out. Let's start. I'm assuming he's literally gonna be like, so my daughter wife was in and we're gonna say, okay, okay, done, like, okay. Okay, let I the asshole for setting boundaries with my neighbor? Sounds good so far.

Sounds great, so far. I, a 27-year-old woman, moved into a new place a few months ago. My neighbor, Ashley, 20s woman, shares a back fence with me. It's a chain-link fence, so no privacy. Ashley has this big orange cat that she lets outside to hang out in the yard. I asked about it when I first moved in and pointed out that it was dangerous and she just hand-waved it off and said he was old and he's never left her yard. She said he just wants to lay in the grass and he won't bother me. Well, he bothers my dog Milo so he bothers me too. To be fair, he doesn't come into my yard but he lays near the fence and my dog hates it. When I. When. When, when, when, when, when, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th is, th is, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, I, the, the thi, the, the, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, thean, tean, tean, tean, teauuooooooooooooooooooooooom.e, the, the, but he lays near the fence and my dog hates it.

When I first moved in, the dog barking was enough to scare him off, but now he's gotten used to Milo so he doesn't run away anyway. It's awful. She works from home, so she just leaves her back door open and he goes in and out as he pleases, so I can hardly let Milo out at all during the day or otherwise he's freaking out and barking at the cat and that smug little shit just rolls around. He does it on purpose. I know how cats are. I've started spraying the cat with the hose whenever I see him outside to teach him to stay inside and it was working pretty well until Ashley came out yelling yesterday and demanding to know why her cat was

wet. I said I didn't know but she said she saw me spray him, so I had to tell her the truth. Oh, I had to tell her the truth. I told her, he was bothering my dog, and since she was no help, I had to take matters into my own hands, and that next time I would later on, she came out and sat. When she let the cat out later on, she came out and sat with him. My boyfriend came over last night and told me I was going to make a ton of problems for myself by acting like an asshole, but I don't agree with him. Cats don't belong outside, and he was making problems for me.

Um... Um... Do you disagree? Do you disagree? Everyone here has had cats in their life or has cats currently. Yes. I love cats. I'm a big fan. I had a cat when I was a kid that we did let outside.

I don't know how I feel about letting cats outside, but that seems besides the point on this. I think legally speaking, spraying a hose at someone else's pet in their yard is not allowed. Is that salt? Is that assault? Yeah. I think it's animal abuse because cats don't do very well when they get wet.

Like they can very easily get sick if they are left to dry up their own devices. My issue too is just that it's like, it's like train, their animal, their animal, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, thi, to, thi, to, to, thi, thi, tho, th is, to, to, to, is, to, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, th... th. thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. th. tosa. tosa, tosa, tos. tos. tos. tos. tos. tos. tos. th. th. t are left to dry up on their own devices. My issue too is just that it's like, it's bothering her dog, it's like, train your dog to not bark at that cat. Like, yeah, you're doing equal things. You're both letting your pets into your individual parts of the yard. Yeah. And you don't like the sound of people who let their cats outside. It really messes with bird populations. Like, it's not the right thing to do.

And I've had, you know, I've literally had like a postmate's driver be like, oh, you've got like cats in there. And I'm like, yeah, and they're like, run around and like, no, they're domesticated. Like, they have to be in here. But like, zero stars. Yeah, like, no, I mean, it was just like, don't tell me what to do with my life. Was that guy, I think that guy was a coyote and he was trying to eat your cat. Yes, why, I was a coyote. But like, here's the thing, if it truly is just staying in her yard and is just like this sad old cat flopping around in the sun, that's not bothering anybody. That's also not what she's complaining about.

Yeah, none of those arguments are what she's saying. That's what's the same. There's nothing in her favor for me. Exactly. She's just being ridiculous. The comments were extremely, you're the asshole. So let's recap, a pet owner who lived there first has a pet that spends time in their yard and you don't like it so you physically abuse the animal and then make a threat to call animal control to make a false report, you should be the one that's getting reported. Yeah, I mean, I'll

also not have a dog. No. Because if she's willing to lie to that extent for someone else's animal, I'm like, what do you think is fine for yours? Yeah, really? Like, what are you? I'm not accusing you of abusing your dog, but like if you're going to do that to my cat, I mean, who's... I'm always fascinated by this. I've pointed out before. Her boyfriend, the person who's supposed to to trusts to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be to be to be the to be to be the to be the to be using to be using the to be using the to be using to be using the the the to beausing. to be to be tooosing. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooing tooing. tooing. tooing. to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using to be using toooooosuusing. tooosuooosuoosu tod-s. toooooosu tooosu tooosu tooos. too, let me go to Reddit and ask other. I'm like, the person you're supposed to take advice from and trust just gave you their advice and you said, I'm going to go ask a bunch of strangers online. Also, like, how many

different opinions do you need to get of like, hey, you're wrong about this? Do you need? It's like, no, no, no, no, no, I I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm just, I'm just, I just just just just just, th. And, th. And, I just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, and I just, and I just, and I just, and I just, and I just, and I just, and I just, and I just, I just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, just, just, just, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, just, th. And, just, just, just, just, just, th. And, just, just, just, just, just, just, I just, ask, hey, I know you're almost done ringing me up, and yes, I'll bag my own, I brought my own bags. How do you feel about this, though? Like, it's... Yeah, someone else said what we've been saying, you understand that the issue here is not a cat enjoying time in his own fenced yard, but your dog that barks constantly because you couldn't be bothered to teach him to to teach their........a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. their. to teach him. the the toe him. the toe him. the the toe him. toe him. toe him. toe him about about about about about about about about about toe about toea. to teach him himeaugheaugheaugheaugheaugheaugheaugheaugheaugheaugheaugheaughe about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. the the the toea. toea. toea. toea. the the the the toea. thea. thea. thea. thoooooooooooooea. the there than as your dog. Stop being a lazy dog owner and teach your dog some manners instead of harassing a poor cat that is doing nothing wrong. Here's something else I'll throw out that might get me a little bit of flack, but like we're having a discussion here.

I feel like dogs are like the quote unquote, easy pet to own. Like, I've known some great dog owners that are like, and then you're th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll throw, I'll throw, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, thrown, thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thir pets and like take the time. And then I've known some dog owners that are like, oh, that's just bubbish. Bubbish is just like that. And you're like, this is the worst dog I've ever met. They're like, no, we trained him how to like piss outside. And that's where it ends for them. So like, I find that a lot of dog owners that that that that thinks thinks thinks that cat owners can't do the same, but I know a lot of dog owners that are like,

this dog is like jumping on me, screaming on my face, I'm like, hey, does it stop at that? And they're like, no, that's just bumbish. Like, I imagine with the way this lady is blaming other people for her problems, she's not tried to train this dog to do anything. I thought at the beginning of the story that the cat was going into her yard. And if that was the case, that's different. But if the cat's just chilling, not fair.

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Do you like when I show you my tummy? Oh, you cat and get this. Also, I will say one more thing. I'm a very gentle person. I have never really once in my life resort to the violence without actually being physically attacked first. If anyone crosses either of my cats, I will hold their head under the water till the bubble stop.

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Okay, let's move on. So we have, what are we calling this lady? Oh, Lilith. Well, no, what's the demon from Diablo 4? Okay, so we've got cat neighbor. Cat neighbor. But let's move on to our next one and see if we find someone who's a bigger demon than that. I think there's room to improve. Oh, there's definitely room. All right, next story.

Am I the asshole for telling my sister I can't attend my brother-in-law's funeral? So this is a 23 and absolutely devastating for us. The funeral is coming up soon. I'm sure all of you know Taylor Swift is currently on tour, and tickets for that were notoriously difficult to get. I've been a fan since I was a kid. My first ever concert was her red tour.

Her music has gotten me through some of my hardest moments and also part of my best memories. It might sound dramatic to some people, which is fine, but I truly feel Taylor and her music is a massive part of my life and shaped who I am. Me and my friend managed to get tickets to the Eres tour. The funeral is the date of our show. We want to get to the stadium the stadium to the stadium the stadium to the stadium to the stadium to the stadium to the stadium to the stadium to the stadium to the stadium to get the stadium to get to get the stadium to get to get the stadium to get to get to get to get the stadium to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the to the ERA's tour. The funeral is the date of our show. We want to get to the stadium by five at the latest.

It'll take about 40 to 50 minutes to get there, possibly more depending on traffic. And of course, I also have to get ready before that and have a specific outfit slash costume I'm planning to wear. The funeral is in the afternoon and the timing is very close. I wouldn't be able to make it to the stadium in time. I told my sister gently, I'm sorry, but I can't make it to the funeral. She didn't take this well at all and completely went off at me, calling me selfish and a bunch of other things. I get she's grieving, so she's probably saying things

but even our parents are calling me unsupportive and selfish for not coming. Um, and what else? Yeah. And? Okay, I want to point out something that I feel as important is that it's very clear that they all live close together. Like I know if someone passed away and they're in a different state or something like, but they all live in the same town or area. They're not even mentioning that it would be difficult to attend. No, no, no. What's difficult is the traffic

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It's like that level of delusion of being like, no, you don't understand how hard these tickets were to get. Like, I'm like, something was messed up along the way. Yeah, they even said Taylor Swift was like really formative and really important in my life, like, thrown my life. It that, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,. It's like that's your older sister who's been there your whole life. Like what I would never say that Halo raised me more than my family even though I spent a lot of time playing Halo. I'm not about to like, maybe Halo raised me. She's probably been locked in and this life-changing event happens and she's unwilling to like be like oh this changes things for everyone.

Like her sister probably has a bunch of stuff she was looking forward to that's gone thrown out the window. It's like, man, like that's- You're like having a husband for sure. Yeah, I mean, yeah, like, it's such a devastating, like, that's, dude, to be 28 and to lose your husband. Yeah, I don't want to that. It is is is is fucking is fucking. It is fucking. It is fucking. It is fucking. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's fucking. It's fucking. It's fucking. It's fucking. It's fucking. It's fucking. It's. It's fucking. It's. It's fucking. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. A question is like, is it ever acceptable to miss something like a family member's funeral? I would say, and maybe I'm bad for this, but like if it was like, oh, your 95-year-old great-grandfather, father died? Am I messed up for being like, okay, like, we hardly had a coherent conversation

for 10 years? I've missed, I've missed two family members funerals. Like life happens stuff comes up. There are things that are unmissible. Maybe finances are too difficult like that happens. But to be like we're in the same town and Taylor Swift concert. Here's my two fixes for that. One.

Funerals have music, play our song once. Um, yes. Yes. Two. Our son is. Can I get the cord real quick? This is the only one thing. Uh, and, uh, thing number two is, you know, not to make this about me, but look at the way I dress.

Am I headed to a funeral or a concert right now? I don't have to switch. Oh, traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic traffic to to to to to to to to to to to to to to a funeral or a concert right now? I don't have to switch. Oh, traffic's a little bad. I'm already dressed. It's pretty smart. And you can dip out at a certain point when everyone's gathered around like throwing the dirt on the coffin. You can just like, you can make it to both. Also, they were like, listen, we want to get there by 5 p.m. because we want to get to get to get to get to get to get tothat they're outlining it is not like, like they want their day to be perfect

and they're so inconvenienced by the death of their sister's husband. Yeah, I, I, that's just messed up man. It's totally, there's really no excusing this. Yeah, push that my family was like, oh yeah, of course, like, and nobody had a problem with that. And it was like a very old relative. It wasn't a tragic, sudden death. So we've got some comments here.

You're the asshole and your sister, and likely the rest of your family will never forgive you. Yes. This is a joke, right? Also, Taylor would be ashamed if she knew, you are the worst. Ooh! That's how you get to her! That might have convinced them to go to the funeral. Oh, dude, what if the sister, what if the sister calls and gets it in, like tweets at it? And then in the middle of it, Taylor Swift is just like, before this next song, is just like, before this next song, I want to give a shout, the spotlight, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to convince, to convince, to convince, to convince, to convince, to to to to convince, to convince, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to convince, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuuuu., the the toooom, the tooom, whooom, whose., to convince. then they show the brother-in-law's dance on the big, like, jumbo tron, they're like dedicated to him, who you're missing like today, like, just like, you're a bad person, and I hope he curses you and haunts you forever.

Can I offer an alternative to that? Yeah. Sister goes to concert. Everyone's like, chanting Taylor. Taylor, Taylor is late, Taylor's nowhere to be found. Boom, at the funeral, everyone's just like sitting there grieving, and then all of a sudden coffin, poof, open, Taylor pops out a microphone, and then starts singing our song. I love it, it's our song. Ask me to name one other Taylor Swift song. Our song is, uh, it's her best one, she peaked her. This might be really controversial, but I think we can all agree that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. today is it's her best one. She peaked her. This might be really

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That's like crazy. I don't think there's a level of mental gymnastics you can do to like write this in your favor. Yeah. Like there's just not like there's no details you can leave out. There's nothing. Look we are all fan boys of things like I know like I'm a big fan of a lot of like pop culture stuff. I know you are too. But I also have a sense of reality and I know that those are things that I do for fun and if my real life has to take a front seat, I, you know it's like, hey, this is just for fun, I can give this up at any time. Like, that's crazy. 100%.

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Like, they could be, they could just trip you downstairs and not care. They would. They would. That's my biggest fear. It's crazy people. Let's keep it come. was in our relationships. So this is not an Am I of the Asshole. So in Am I the Devil, they refer to this as an asshole from another realm. Like Eldrich.

Because yes. This person wasn't asking if they were an asshole. They went to our relationships to post a question or a dilemma that they're dealing with in their relationship. OK. How can I, a 26-year-old woman, show, to show 25, I appreciate him after I said that I never would have given him a chance if I didn't have a kid and now he's feeling insecure. Okay. Okay.

I overheard my husband giving his friend Rob, not his real name, relationship advice. I told Rob my husband is not the person you want to go to for relationship advice My husband said it helped get someone like you and kissed me on the cheek I told him I was a broke single mom with a kid I wouldn't have even looked at you if I didn't have bunny my son's nickname or even some money He asked if I was serious and I said yes, and he walked away I didn't think nothing of it, he's been distant lately, not giving me compliments like he normally does.

I asked him if he's upset about what I said and he said, kind of. He said he will get over it but he wishes he never knew. How can I show that I appreciate him? I'm thinking of asking my parents if they can watch Bunny and taking my husband on a weekend trip. So that's all that that one is. That's, wow. Talk about a left hook that was completely unnecessary. Left hook to the nuts.

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She literally said like, oh no, I only dated you out of having no choice. I never, I straight up didn't actually like you and I would never be with you if I had an actual opportunity for anything else. Oh my God. That's crazy to say. So we have some comments here and we should read them because the O.P. responds. And gets into an argument, I think, with someone. Someone commented, why in the world would you feel the need to say, to say, to say, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too, the too, too, too, the the too, ththe need to say that? Why was it necessary at all? It's just downright cruel." O.P. responded, it was more to protect his friend.

The 22-year-old me was not a good partner to have, but my husband saw otherwise. Luckily, I have grown and matured as a person. Really? Okay, uh, you got older. So, yeah, the commenter said, are you sure you have? Because this is not something a mature person would say to their spouse. Some things are just meant to be kept private. You did not need to say that out loud to him,

especially in front of his friend. I also don't see what's so horribly wrong about your friend getting advice from your husband. It just wasn't a big deal. You weren't protecting your husband. They responded, I may still have some maturing to do, but yes, I have. You're right what I said was horrible. You're right what I said was horrible and I take full accountability.

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like giving her a compliment after that, being like, well, like, I feel like I'm qualified to give advice because look at how great my life is. I found you. And then she's just like, so like, I'm, yeah, basically, it's, that's absolutely wild to me. And also like, there was no tact. I would be so embarrassed and hurt and felt, like, he was used. Like, he was used. Yeah. Look, everybody has their baggage, but to literally be like, I would never have gotten with you without all my baggage. Like, I wasn't worth anything else. I wonder what the friend's reaction to that was, because I would be like, what?

He's gonna be like, do you have a Raya invite? Yeah. Can I? Also, like, again, when the story started, like, I thought that, you know, maybe they had an unexpected pregnancy and decided to stay together, no... but like for some people it might be difficult to go into a relationship with someone new that also has a child that they're trying to take care of and like you are so accepting and inviting and loving and like this guy loves her so much yeah like that's what would be going through my head is like wow I would you right now if I didn't love this child. If I had any other option. Yeah. If I had any other option at the time, like that's literally what she said.

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It's not the reality. She's like, oh, I was only with you because this and this and it's like You need to acknowledge no you were with him because you're a bad person and like you used a good person like. I don't know. He is worth more. He's worth more. He's worth more. he's worth more. He's the catch. he. He's he. He's th. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's the catch. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's he. He's worth. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's worth. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the the, no, I'm the catch, and I would have never gone with you if I had more opportunity. Here's my response to that, though. Everybody is getting something out of a relationship that usually boils down to safety. Somebody wants to date someone bigger and stronger than them. There's an idea of physical safety. Someone wants to date someone with financial security.

There's an idea of life safety and financial security and things like that. Someone wants to date someone that will listen to them. There's emotional security. There's all sorts of reasons to date someone and be with a partner, and you just have to be with someone who lines up with what your wants and needs are. But if you think you're together for emotional and romantic and loving safety, and then it turns out to only be for finances, That is a huge hit to trust. Yeah, that's betrayal. That's betrayal legacy now available in Smash games every Sunday. I don't know where to rank this person. It's kind of hard to rank them. It's a hell. We don't have to rank them necessarily, but who do,

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I'm looking into the camera right now as he's saying it. Hi, I'm John. I'm posting here because my wife and I had a disagreement about how I handled a situation with our youngest daughter, Sarah, who is 13 years old. I admit that I may have overreacted, but I believe I had good reasons for doing so. My wife thinks I'm the asshole, but I'm not sure. Here's what happened. We were having a good time on the ship, enjoying the amenities and the sites. On the second day of the cruise, we went to the water zone, where there were several pools and jacuzies, and a lot of other families with kids. We didn't notice that Sarah had had her period that day, and she didn't tell us either. After a while, we heard a commotion near the pool where Sarah was, we saw that she was crying, their tapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapape, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th,guard and some other guests were trying to clean up a large pool of blood.

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think I'm the asshole. I love my daughter but she needs to learn that actions have consequences and that hygiene is important especially in public places. So Reddit, am I the asshole for pu-a' thiiiii th- thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th-a' th-a' th-a' thi, thi, th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a th-a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-a thi-a thi-a, thi-a-a-n-n-n-n-n-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thiii-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-n-n-a'-a-a'-a-s'-a-n-n-s'-s' daughter for having a period accident on a family cruise. This guy's number one for me. Yeah. Oh my God. This guy, this story kept going. Also like, just want to clarify for the people who were watching at home, for the first 20 to 30 seconds when I'm laughing, I was laughing because it was like, where the fuck is this going? Oh yeah, and then we get to this part.

I think the last US execution by firing squad was in the 80s. Oh yeah, no, it's not that long ago. We can make that happen. I, like, the punishment was happening actively when he showed up and she was sobbing. Her life was already ruined in that moment. He didn't do that for her or her development. He wanted to save face and it's proven by looking at the other staff members when they were like, yeah, something I'm in the pool.

It's like, oh yeah, like, that girl over there. Like, he's trying to save face for himself. I shit you not. This is a scene out of family guy what are the of trauma you just keep going and going it just gets worse. Oh an absolutely traumatic thing just happened to you you know what you're not going to eat for three days. Yeah like what the fuck? You're gonna be lost in the cabin. Is this like the ancient Israelites where they send someone on a period to a red tent that's what they gonna say. They completely just send you to a tent for like a week And you go hang out with the other women who were like hey, it's okay. It's okay You're gonna get through it

But that's what that's like this is some ancient punishment. I know that's that's like this is? I said I earlier I don't want to throw around the word abuse. That was extremely. Oh, yeah, this is this. This is this. This is this. This is this. This is this this this this this this this this this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this is this man, this is this is this man, this is this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man, this man,. They're fucked. I also, and you know I'm, I've never had a period before, but she had a, like there was a tampon involved, like she did everything right. This was purely an accident. He's punishing her for a full-on accident. Because he's embarrassed. Yeah. He's embarrassed and he's taking it out on her and he has to make it that like, don't you ever do this to me again? You made this happen to me. Dude, my God. Again, no excuses, because obviously, but like that's an example of like, what did you go through, sir?

How traumatized were you by your parents publicly that you think that this is okay? Because that's a better example. Like, unfortunately, like, there is just... Also, in regards to the situation that this is, you're starting it off with a very situation that is dealt with people who have periods, and your wife is telling you you're an assu and you're going, but I don't think I am. Yeah. But I'm not, I'm not going to listen to that that. I'm not going to listen to that. The exact guy that you're describing would say that though.

Yeah. So good thing I got this. Hey, John here, 43. Father, four. John, 47? He also did say youngest daughter, so he has other daughters. I didn't catch that. You see this sometimes.

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You're the asshole and a trash husband. I think that's, for me, a lot of times, am I the asshole posts are worded in a way to like justify, but people cannot hide the way they talk about their partner. And it's, they can't hide if they're demeaning towards their partner or if they're infantilizing their partner. And this is so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's like, oh, she's so cute when she's trying to go about her day and you did describe her in a very like youthful way. Like this is creepy. No it's really creepy. So this is someone

else responding. My grandmother had really bad Alzheimer's. Most everyone in my family is terrified will also develop it. I also have ADHD which causes me to have many have memory issues. If my husband played this game with me I would probably be having constant panic attacks and melting down on the inside to point of affecting my mental health. And what I will also point out is this guy clearly is not very attentive to his wife's emotions because he was going oh it's adorable and it's fine it's harmless and it's like oh she was clearly really bothered and he probably just wasn't paying attention to how much it was actually a funny. I don't know I think he I think he was paying the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi was th. thi was thi was clearly thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the theee. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi actually a- Yeah. I don't know.

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laughing when we realized my sister wasn't laughing too. She was just looking disoriented, I guess, and suddenly she started crying. She excused and said she was going to the bathroom. My mom went with her. We were very worried and weirded out too, so the three of us also went to check on her shortly after. When she came out of the bathroom, she said that what we, brother-in-law and I, did was very insensitive and made her feel like she wasn't enough for him. We said that's not what we intended, and that we just wanted to to to j j j j j j j j...... to to joke, to joke, to joke, to joke, to joke, to to to to to to to to too, too, too, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, toe, toe, too, too, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, too, too, too, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, toe, toe, to, to, to, to, toe, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too, the the the thea, the thea, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to joke around as we usually do. We didn't mean to hurt her. She's better now, but still seems a bit upset, especially to me.

I tried making small talk, but she just brushes me off. My mom told me that since she's pregnant, she may have gotten overly emotional because of the hormones. She also said, it's best to give her some space and to not do jokes like that anymore. Both my mom and my sister are making me feel like I'm an asshole. Not your actions. Yeah, really, not your own conscience. You know what, it's less the action and more, what, once again, how she's describing her sister and her husband's relationship is justifying,

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We have so much in common. And I joked that, you know, like, here's the deal. Because like, if that is the case and they get along so well, I don't, you know, I don't know their lives, but that is probably something the sister picked up thuke the s picked the sister picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked picked the the the sicked the sister picked the sister picked the sister picked the sister picked the the sister picked the the the the sister that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the si sie, that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their s.... their s.. their s.. their.. their. the the the the the the the the the the the that's. the that's. that's. that's that's th. th. th. th. that's th. th th th t. t. t. t. t. t. t. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that insecurity there and there's a lot of ways you can feel like inadequate to a partner. There's a lot of ways to get like emotional cheating is a thing. That's not it necessarily but like at the same time it's like in front of your face being like yeah I guess so like a lot of him too. Yeah no he was not aware of any oh god. Without more context right I would say this is a perfect example of like assholes. Yeah. Like, that's assholes.

Other stories that we've read today are like monsters. Don't break it up. But someone, someone said, everyone in this post except your sister is a major asshole. Who the fuck says, I guess so, in front of his pregnant wife, about picking the wrong sister. I hope she dumps his ass and goes low, no contact with all of you. You have no respect for her. Someone else said, why would anyone even make a joke like that about a sibling's partner, gross. Yeah, that's rough. You're the asshole. You're the asshole.

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All right, next story. Why I believe orgasms shouldn't matter to men. This is from- This is not gonna be about men's orgasms. Yeah. This is, uh, this is from unpopular opinion. Oh, yeah. Dude, just tells you the can't. Yeah.

Okay. Really though. As we know, most women cannot orgasm through normal PIV sex, penis and vagina sex. This shows that it really doesn't, this shows that it doesn't really matter and shouldn't really matter from an evolutionary or reproductive standpoint. Allow me to explain further when it comes to men, there is an evolutionary importance to us having an orgasm. Under most normal circumstances when a healthy man orgasms, he ejaculates and releases semen,

which of course has a reproductive purpose, and that's the reason why orgasm is so easy for us men through penetrative sex, especially me. It takes like two seconds. It's because it's because it practically necessary for us to orgasm inside of a woman in order for us to release orgasm inside of a woman in order for us to release semen inside of a woman. This is not the case for women. A woman does not need to orgasm in order to accept a man's penis nor to accept a man's

semen slash sperm. Think about it. If having an orgasm for women had the same reproductive importance than it did for men, don't you think women would orgasm come far more consistently through penetrative sex? Now, if a woman is able to come regularly through normal penetrative sex, there's a minority that can. That's great for them, and I feel happy for those women.

However, I honestly believe it's not men's responsibility to correct or figure out a woman's biological disadvantage in the same way that it's not women's responsibility to fix or even care about any of man's biological disadvantages, generally having higher sex drives than women. It's not women's responsibility to cure or fix that. For example, it's not a woman's responsibility to cover up her body during summertime just because a man has testosterone flowing through his veins on the verge of getting a boner. That's his problem.

Just to clarify, I'm not saying because of this men should not pursue giving their women orgasms. However, what I am saying is that it's not men's responsibility, nor should men care about it because it's not men's problems. Sir, what? Don't give him sir? You're right. Don't give him the the problem is this guy's an in-sell so his quick little free the nipple thing is I don't really really trust where it's coming from. He's trying to prove to his friend who's had sex before with his post. Oh my god. That's insane. Just so many loves. You've never given a woman an orgasm. Also, two things, there is more to sex than PIV penetration.

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I think the cat that rolled over is a fucking ass. That cat! It's like, that freaking cat! We have tickets for the Arras Tour in the description. No, no, actually, you know what? If it makes you feel better, we will take your place at any in-laws funeral. We'll do it. Will they have an open bar at the wake?

No, I don't even drink. I just want to watch people here. Yeah. I just be like, what you get? Yeah. I heard Eric loved them. Poor one out. I'mthink were easy. Yeah. Because like, these, we knew, pretty much.

But thank you. There was no debate on any of these. In which ways do we want to kill these men? Yeah, really. But thank you both for being here. Yeah, man. And we'll keep on doing this. So thank you guys for watching. and continue to, you know, let us know if you find a crazy Reddit story, put it on the Smosh

Reddit, send it to our Twitter, I don't know, or just talk about it. Just, Reddit's crazy. Explore it at your own risk. Yeah. Because there are some nightmare people out there. Have a good day. Don't be an asshole. And if you're 13, don't have a period!