Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - High School Drama | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: July 15, 2023

We're going back to our school days for this one. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/pitreddit to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code PITREDDIT for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. 0:00-1:30 Intro 1:31-5:43 I lied to break them up https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/14j8w2r/aita_for_breaking_a_couple_up/ 5:44-13:10 They failed because of me https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13g6kit/aita_for_not_sharing_my_final_study_guide_with_my/ 13:11-26:33 I don't want my gf to repay her parents https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14m8zat/aita_for_not_wanting_my_girlfriend_to_repay_her/ 26:34-31:07 I switch places with my twin on dates https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/135w65e/aita_for_not_telling_my_partner_that_im_actually/ 31:08-38:38 Exposing a girl with fake seizures https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/13dohlv/aita_for_exposing_a_girl_in_my_class_about_her/ 38:39-40:30 Sponsors! 40:31-50:34 Brother is marrying my HS bully https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13wsq6e/aita_for_exposing_my_future_sisterinlaw_for/ 50:35-1:10:33 Accidentally dating my bff? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/11ulyhm/i_18_f_have_apparently_been_dating_my_best_friend/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Kevin Plachy Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm here with Spencer and Noah. And today, these Reddit stories, a lot of them, apparently I've heard, take place at high school. Ooh, high school drama. We all know that. We've all experienced it. We've all been there. I never went to a physical high school. I was like a home, like not home school.

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Oh, joint middle in high school. Wow, thanks to the Lord. Was there also like a church on campus? Like what? Yeah, there was a chapel. I'm just kidding. I'm getting the sense they would vent to me and I'd be like that's crazy man that sucks but that was about the extent of it. Yeah I would agree

with that. I have my I have my my brushes with trouble. Ooh you like the bad boy everyone was like who's gonna get with Spencer I'm imagining Spencer in drama and he's just like hey man. to thu-I th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that's like, that's like, that's like, that just like, hey man, why'd you say that? Oh, dude. All right, let's get into this first story. Am I the asshole for creating false cheating allegations and breaking up a happy couple? I, a 17-year-old girl, once had a best friend, an 18-year-old girl who was overly obsessed with a boy who she rarely interacted with. It got to the point where her frustration with him not wanting her to took up all this this this this this this this th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, the the the the the the the the the the the, the. the. tho to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the toe toe the toe toe toe toe the toe toe the the the the the the the boy who she rarely interacted with. It got to the point where her frustration with him not wanting her took up all our conversations and I couldn't take it anymore.

For countless days, she has complained about him being in a relationship and I was forced to, and I was forced to sit and comfort her knowing she was in the wrong and also slightly crazy. Over and over again, she begged me to help her but I refused to. Eventually her obsession overtook our friendship and I thought it would be harmless to try and slightly interfere with the 18 males relationship so she could live out her fantasy and have a chance. What I did next I'm not proud of. I found his girlfriend's socials and messaged her on Instagram with fake screenshots and edited pictures. I also came up with the fake story saying he was cheating. The screenshots consisted of him teling a fake girl that he loved her and hated his girlfriend but the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. theateateateat. teateateateat. tea. tea. tea. tea-s. tea-s, tea, te. their t consisted of him telling a fake girl

that he loved her and hated his girlfriend but couldn't end it. Once she saw my message with proof she lashed out at me, sending me threats and telling me how the love of her life would never do that to her in a million years. I'm assuming she confronted him anyways because soon after he admitted to actually cheating numerous times with a variety of women. The couple has now broken up and he never even looked at my friend, am I the asshole? That's... Wow!

That's the best part. That's insane. I love how she's like, I did a bad thing. Oh? Can you imagine like, like, thiiiiiii? I feel like this stuff happens actually a lot. Yeah, like where someone like does a prank or tries to or like fake things get it get assumed and then it ends up becoming like oh my gosh there's reality to this.

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Yeah. It's like, bro, I saw him. I saw him. This is real. This is what I saw. I drew fan art of your man kissing. Yeah, and he's like I did it. I really did. I cheated on you with Foster from Foster's home from his imaginary. This looks fake. Well, he's imaginary, but real.

This is chill. There's only a couple comments here. Someone said, uh, fucking teenagers. And someone else said, looking at their post history, they also got into an affair with someone. Wow. Whoa. High school.

Yeah, never ends. That's incredible. I love how she was like, I don't want to do to do oh, fine. I'll elaborately fake a bunch of photos of this guy and ruin his life. That is hilarious. I, you know what it makes me think of, though? So I didn't have social media when I was a teenager. Not really. I had my space, which didn't, you could do, there was some fuckery there.

But Instagram and Twitter, and TkTock, I feel like there are so many levels of just ruining other students' lives. And people are very tech-savvy in high school nowadays, and she had the ability to completely falsify something like this. That couldn't happen back in the day. You could, you could probably make ways of spreading rumors and stuff, but not images. You don't even like have a Twitter, but someone just makes a Twitter in your name and it's just like, say, like, dude, I don't even want to deal with what it's like to be in

high school right now. I'm so curious what people deal with on a daily basis. It's probably so much harder. I think high school nowadays is probably the hardest. I the hardest. I like war. It's a little, it's probably more. It's a desolate wasteland and you can't trust anyone. Wait a minute, that sounds like the chosen is now in high school. This place is a freaking hellscape. All right, next story. All right, I think this one's college.

So I can relate a little bit more. You went to college more than a little th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiia, thoer. thoome, thoom. thoom. thoomease, thoomorrow. thiolease, it's, it's, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, thoome. It's, thoome. It's, thoome. It's, tha. It's, thoome. It's, thoome. It's, thoome. It's probably. thoomease. thoomorrow. thoomorrow. thoooo'a'a'a'a'a'er. thooo'era'era'era'era'ero'ero'ero'er. I went to college. You went to college more than any of us. I only went in person for a little bit. But anyways, all right. Am I the asshole for not sharing my final study guide with my classmates and causing them to fail? Yeah, that's how I feel. So silly. I'm an English major, but I go to a liberal arts college so I need to take a science class in order to graduate. I was never a STEM student. After asking around, I was recommended in intro to chemistry as the lesser of evils. Biology was my original pick, but the professor had a one out of five on rate my professor,

and the chem professor had a five out of five. Knowing science isn't my strong suit, I studied very hard with the goal toa to The problem was this class was graded on very few things. Attendance 20% a midterm 40% and a final 40% by the time the midterm had come around I had created a study guide of around 80 pages. I knew a large group of students primarily in Greek life met to study alongside my roommate but I was never invited and when I asked my roommate she said it was a Greek life thing only. My roommate is in the class with me but we aren't close. She came back one night while I was working on my study guide. She asked what I was working on and stupidly I admitted it was a study guide for the midterm. She asked if I could send over a copy to her to compare notes and as I was trying to be kind agreed to do so but asked her to keep it to her to her to her to her to her to her to her to her to her to her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her to keep her to keep her to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to her to her to her to her to her to her to her to her to her. to her. to her. to her. to her. to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the. the. thea. thea. thea. the to to the to the to to to the to to the to the to to to herself as it was my hard work. Yes, I feel dumb now.

I passed my midterm and I was absolutely hyped. The semester continued, but the large group of students started skipping class entirely. The final came up and I created another study guide. Two hundred pages. Yes, I cry thinking about it. I had a scholarship I needed to pass to hold on to it. One time I went to office hours, I was I was I was I was the the the the the to, I was to, and I was to, and I was to, and I was to, and I was to, I was too, I was the too, I was the tooom, I was toe, I was toe, I was toe, I was a, I was the the toe, to to to to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, tooke, toe, toe, to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe, the too, too, too, tooe, tooe, tooe, tooe, too, tooean, tooean, too too too too too too tooe, tooe, tooe pass to hold on to it. One time I went to office hours, I was asked by another student if I had the final study guide.

When I asked what he was talking about, he mentioned my roommate and said that her roommate, me, had made a midterm study guide that let everyone pass. I basically had inadvertently helped everyone who wasn't paying attention do well, because they the the thur-s the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi...... thi. theateateateateateateateateateateateate, their to to their... their to their to their, their, their, their, their...... the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the tooing................ thean tean tean tean tean tean tean teauu. teau. teau. teau. teau. tea. teau. te.. te.. te. t in this moment that the reason why students stopped attending class was because they were banking on my final study guide. Also corroborated through conversations with my roommate where she let slip that she didn't

need to understand the material just memorized preexisting notes. A week before the final exam, my roommate asked me if I could send my final study guide. I straight up told her to her face, nope. As it got closer and closer to to the exam to to the exam to to the exam to to the exam to to the exam to to the exam to the exam to the exam to the exam to the exam to the class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to to to to to to to to to to the, I. I, I, I, I, to too, too, th too, too, tea. tea. tea. tea. too. too. too. too. too, I. th. th. told her to her face, nope. As he got closer and closer to the exam, her text increased. The midterm class average was a 70%. Not bad for intro to chemistry. The final? Take a guess. I'm gonna go low. I'm gonna say 22%. I was gonna say 22%. You want to just hold hands into it? 22%? You overshot it. By a little too much. A 17%.

What? I got a 67%, but it curved up to a 97%. I passed with a B-plus. My roommate yelled at me as she failed the final and mentioned I caused others to fail and not graduate as well. My roommate said I should the the the the the the the the the the thee the to the to the to say the over to say theckeckeckeckecke toeckeckecke toecke toeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckecke. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe.e.e. toe.e. toe. I'ma. I'ma. I'm toe fail and not graduate as well. My roommate said I should have done the right thing, just as I did in the midterm exam, and hand over the study guide to help others. Am I the asshole for not sharing my final?

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When the final is coming up, $2 a person, $5 a person. I was just thinking that. $100 a person. Well, if they're going to fail all of college, yeah. The issue is that you give it to one person, they can copy it. No, no, no, you then you have you have their their their their their their their their you have their their their their their. You have their. You their. You their. their $. their $. their $. their $. tho $. thoer.00.00.00.00. thi. their $1.00.00 a $1.00 a $1.00 a $1.00 a $1.00 a $1. thi. I's a $. I thi. I $ $. I $. I $ $. I $ $. I $. thi. I $. their. their. $. $. thi. $. $. $. $. $. $. $. th. $. $. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was just. I was th. I or the person who's doing it is like great it's for Greek life. I want a total of $250. Yeah. You make it how you want. Yeah, a bundle deal.

No, I'm thinking it's, I'm guessing it's a lot of people. Yeah, I'd be like a thousand bucks and you guys can have this. Yeah, between you know 80 people. Yeah, you guys people to count on what she got by lying. She completely dug that hole for herself and you didn't owe her or anyone else anything. Even if they didn't learn the class material, they probably learned not to count on somebody else to do all their work. Someone else said, not the asshole, you weren't in a study group, so you're, to. they. to. they. toe. their, their, toe. their, their, their, their, toe, their, their, toe, toe, toe, their, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, told, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, their, their, their....... their, their, their, their, their, their, their. the the the the the toe. the toe. tolde. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. so you had no agreement to help them. To recap, your roommate was gatekeeping the Greek-only study group, but shared your study guide with them, I'm guessing she got something in return for the midterm help.

If not directly cash, I bet she got some nice favors. And then she had promised them the final study guide as well, otherwise they wouldn't have stopped attending class. I bet she looked really bad when she couldn't deliver. Not your monkeys, not your circus, definitely not the asshole. Not your monkeys, not your circus. What's also, a lot of, so so many of these stories, it's not a matter of me thinking that people are assholes, it's a matter of me thinking that they're really stupid. These people banked so hard that this person was going to make another study guide.

There's not consistent enough proof of that. We know she made a sample size of one. Yeah, she made one midterm study guide. It's like, what if they end up not making a study guide for the final? What if they end up dropping out of the class? What if they, like, what if they die? What if they'd died? What, they'd thing you'd be like well like hopefully

they come through like if not I'll figure something out like like that's you do it's like well I'll figure something out is very much the it's a through line of a lot of college experiences. Yeah it's definitely yeah that's definitely kid brain and kid is in like not full adult brain. where like you'll like I'll like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's th. that's that's th. that's definitely. that's definitely. that's that's that's th. that's th. that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's is th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'll. I's definitely. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'm th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll figure it out but it's like okay figuring it you're still you could have all this time to figure it out now or you're gonna be in the same place tomorrow but now I just won't think about it. It's that Dominic Toretto mindset. You're right that's what that is. It always works out for him. I mean kind of say I love the line I just wanted to... Are we scientists right now working? They wouldn't even do what to compare notes, bro? What?

I just want to make sure my notes are good. Yeah, I mean, like, I'm just trying to solve cancer. I'm like, did you get the right answer? My 80 pages that I wrote are similar to your 80 pages. Yes, that's what I want to make kind of chosen. But you know, like when there would be like the people who would make those like giant steady guys, it's going to be like super, and then they would get like the same score as you on the thing and you're like, like, stupid. Yeah.

You're saying the people who spent all the time. I mean, to me it's just like, it looks like, some people, like, it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that like, you know, the work does not translate always to results. And there's also, yeah, well, there's people who are really good at taking tests. Yeah. That's what I've learned. That's what school typically monitors is if you're good at taking tests or not. And that's a very specific type of memorization and recall. that some people just don't have have that thuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu- thu- thu- thu- thu-o thu-o tho tho tho tho tho-o-o-o-o thus thi. tho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. the. thi. the. the. the. the. theananananananananananananan. ucks. Yeah. Anyways, moving on.

Am I the asshole for not wanting my girlfriend to repay her school loans to her parents? Okay. This is an interesting title. Huh. Okay. So my girlfriend and I are planning to move together after three years of relationship and money came up as a point of

discussion. We're both fine with splitting up expenses in a 50-50 manner. We live in the EU. She is in university. I am soon to be working as a decently but not greatly paid government employee. The problem is that my girlfriend, years ago, chose to move to a big city and study at a private university instead of a public one. Her parents, likely being overconfident in their economical possibilities, decided to pay for my girlfriend studies, but at the condition of being being to be being being being being being to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the their, their, their, their, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, to be to be to be to be to be thi, their, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th............ thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean thean thean thean thean thean thi. thean thi. to pay for my girlfriend's studies, but at the condition of being paid back as soon as she gets to working, seeing that she could have chosen a public and cheap uni instead. She has to pay about 50,000 euros,

in a country with a median net salary of 20,000. My girlfriend's degree is not really marketable, and such a debt would cripple her, ours start in life, hurting us much more than it would hurt their parents not to get the money back. As an addition, my opinion is that that parents should facilitate their kids lives and they should not expect children to be economically neutral or positive to them. So parents should not facilitate their children's lives. My girlfriend assured me that

she would pay her parents back from her own salary. But really that would be money coming out of our already to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. I. I. I. I'm the. I. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm their, their, their, their, their, their back from her own salary. But really, that would be money coming out of our already thin paychecks, and I would end up needing to compensate for her initially low and then even lower salary after the loan payments. I told her that I do not care for her parents and I feel morally fine cutting ties with them. I told her that we, as a couple, need to make us to make us to a priority a priority a priority a priority a priority, to a priority, to a priority, to a priority, to make us, to a priority, to a priority, to a priority, to a priority, to a priority, to a priority, to a priority, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, to to, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t tthe, the, the, the, the, the, the, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, the, to, to make us to a priority and that I do not want to be collateral damage of her and her family or family's irresponsible decisions. I am not suggesting to flip off her parents but politely explained to them that we have a serious need of money and they don't. She proceeded to get mad reassuring me that we would not feel any money. And they don't. She proceeded to get mad? Reassuring me that we would not feel any monetary damage, which is literally untrue, and that eventually we will be fine.

You know, in the first half I was feeling a certain way, and then it really took a massive turn. You know, these are reasonable discussion points about finances and going, hey, we need to work this out. But telling your partner, it's like, hey, we should just stop. We should just dump your parents. Yeah, I think they can starve, right? They've, listen, they've eaten for 70 years.

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This guy's clearly the asshole in the situation. Because, I mean, okay, everything's going on, there's a lot of things, but at the end of the day we can we can boil it down to this. Would you rather be with the love of your life who you claim to love or would you rather be the to'er? Would you rather live poorer than you do now and be with the woman that you love so you claim or would you rather be where you're fine? You're not even like, yeah. Look, I can understand you have like $50 million. I gotta give her $40 of it. Okay, that's $40 million.

No, this is like, I get it, but the quality of life that you would have with the partner that you claim to love versus like, okay, 8,000 euros a year, whatever to pay I said, I understand, I understand the, like, his concern, and him talking to her and being like, hey, I'm concerned about this, but, but then, where I am completely done is when he's telling her, like, hey, I actually, so, I don't like your parents and we should get rid of them. That's where it of like how much are you paying them back? Like what if it's like hey we can't afford to pay them back this much? Can we agree to maybe pay them back half of this loan? Can we just acknowledge like hey they're your parents? They probably want

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and teachers that don't care at every institution. You're not going to, you're going to have dickhead teachers. My first teacher at community college was a Harvard, educated, historian, and that's, thh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, like, and that she was teaching history class and it was friggin awesome. Like, there are, community college is college, like it's the same. And she explained like, you know, at the end of this all, when you get your degree, it's not gonna matter. It's the, it's education, it's gonna get you there. Who cares? It's all in our heads of what's important or not. And, no, I can't recommend it enough.

So some comments here. You're the asshole. You don't have to live with her if this is so bothersome to you. But she owes her parents this money back. Your opinion that parents should facilitate their kids' lives and they should not expect children to be economically neutral or positive to them is just that, that your opinion. It doesn't really matter to anyone but you." O.P. responded saying, well, I surely would pay the price if that's what it takes to keep being with my girlfriend, but I really feel I would be burning money for a senseless cause. That commenter responded,

saying, you sound like an exhausting person to be around. I'm amazed that you have a girlfriend who wants to live with you when this is your mentality. Good luck, dude. Counting pennies and keeping score like this is totally healthy for the relationship." OP responded to that, saying, wow, that's jumping to assumptions. We are not talking about pennies here. This is something that would delay us in life, if not a decade. And really, I have been more than fine,

taking part of most expenses with her since in the end it makes us to feel and live better. But we are talking about sacrificing our lives to a couple of people who already have a car, kid, house, and whatnot. I don't feel the penny pincher here. And then someone else said, is this even about money or were you just looking for the first excuse to cut her parents out of her life? And he said, you are fucking delusional, toucest the touch some grass. All right, I don't like him even more now. And I guess down the line, OP is very argumentative with commenters, which is just a makes sense. Yeah, like that's just a clear indicator. It's always funny to me, this is not the case, like he's clearly the asshole from the story.

But I love when stories aren't that the op, the the OP in the comments is such a dick that everyone's like, all right you are, you are, in fact you are the asshole. I will say I disagree with the person saying like you know counting your pennies like it's... It's not pennies. Yeah, it's a lot of money. It's a fuck a lot of money. Like my opinion on this, like the concern is the concern. The concern. The concern. The concern. The concern. The concern. The concern. The concern. The concern, my concern, my concern, my concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern is fair, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern, the concern is fair. It's how he's going to go out and it's horrible. It's in his delivery. And there's an update, there's an update. And it really starts off strong. So he...

I sold the parents. Yeah. I killed them. Uh, no. We bought Smosh. Yeah. Okay, we bought Smodge for 50K euros. So we thought he was an asshole in the previous comments and everything.

Here's his second post. I'm done getting lynched. Jesus cro. What an opening. What opening. Strong opening. Most of those who commented did not read my post, did not give my point, downvoted my explanations and no fuck all about me my girlfriend and our relationship

obviously the downvoting of my clarifications reflects the need to light up my straw man I don't see any reason I think I've been polite and discursive and have only gotten insults back probably shouldn't have asked teenagers how to handle adult life oh that reddit'll love that I initially kept it out of the scope of this post, but I did help her these last times, financially. I do not hold it against her and I do not want her to pay me back. I want her to have a successful life, even if eventually we might not end up together forever. I don't want her to cut ties. I have been accused of wanting to control her money.

Apart from the ridiculousness of the fact that I am barely trying to control my money, I have been getting groceries for her out of my 500 euros salary. I will leave this here, which I believe summarizes the situation well. So he then has a comment from someone else here saying, no one is the asshole. If she needs to pay 50K euros on a salary of 20K, she will not be in a position to contribute to a house or to have the time slash money for children. Even if she's paying it out of her salary, that means her next five to ten years are going

to be affected by this debt. By extension, anyone who partners with her told her parents. She also has been making a point of a a to a point of a point of a point of a point of a point of a toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, thiiauil, thi, thiol, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thr. And, thr. And, thr. And, thr. toe. toe. tooooooo. And, is a t thea. thr. thr. thi. her parents. She also has been making a point of splitting costs 50-50. She acted entirely ethically. The problem is, if you're in a relationship, her debt is going to affect the life you can have together." And then he continues, I won't blame my girlfriend. I advised her against it, but ultimately she made a choice as a 20-year-old-sobeyed, but her parents should have known better. Ultimately, I don't want to be the one paying 90% of the rent, utilities, and food, because we need to repay a useless debt.

I wish to establish a thorough and well-thought plan to make a family for us. Morally, it's wrong to fleece her parents, but it's wronger to cripple us for a decade. That makes me the asshole, but it makes an asshole that has a point, a valid one. Also, the US are a fucked up place, and honestly, you should ponder how my situation, the worst kind of loan situation where I live is regarded as nothing bad, it's just debt where you live. That's good. That's good. That one, he got some not the asshole points with that one.

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I'm actually a twin, and I've been switching places with my twin during our dates. It started as a prank. My twin brother and I have always had a good time messing with people since we were young, and I thought it would be funny to see if my girlfriend would notice if we swap places during a movie date. To my surprise, she didn't even notice. At this point, she didn't know I had a twin. And we thought it was hilarious. After this first time, I told it again, and we did. This time we switched. Oh, the brother dared him? Right?

The brother's like, how funny would it be if I got to kiss Samantha? What if, what if we switched at the movie? Um, about a month later, my brother dared me to do it again? the the movie. theymea. About a month later, my brother, the brother, the tared, tared, tared, tared, tared, tared, tared, tared, tared, tared, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooooooo, too, too, too, too, too, to we switched, she wanted to have some PDA, sitting on lap, snuggling, et cetera. My brother, of course, didn't want to do it, so he told her no and admitted that me and him switched. She looked at him in disbelief and asked if he was serious.

He nodded and explained that we had switched places as a prank. My girlfriend was initially confused and didn't know according to him. When I found out what happened, I immediately apologized to my girlfriend and explained that honestly, I was just joking since we had shared a laugh about it last time. I told her that I loved her and that I would do anything to make it up to her. Things took a turn for the worst when she started accusing me of switching with him on our other dates. I didn't. Now she's told all her friends I'm a manipulator, liar, and sent my brother to spend quality time with her so I didn't have to. Obviously I understand why she's mad.

Something that seemed funny to me obviously hurt her, but I feel like she's majorly overreacted by basically breaking up with me. Basically. Basically? He basically broke up with her because now she's dating the twin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god. I don't even know what to say. I don't know what to say about this one too. This one's just crazy. This one's just like, bro, you cross the line. You cross the line so quickly and like so, so fully. I'm just kind of like, I think I would never agree to that because I'd be like, yeah, no,

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Wow. That's the most high school title I've heard, I feel like. What? Kind of funny. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm a 16-year-old boy interested in medicine and my dad is a doctor too, so I have a bit of a good background. On the other hand, one of my classmates, let's call her Sarah, she's irresponsible and tries to throw all the hard work to others by lying and saying that she's sick and her seizures are not controlled, etc. Today we had a task-based subject where students are required to work together to solve her to solve Q4 through Q15, she suddenly started convulsing and I knew it was a psychogenic one and she's making it up

because her eyes were closed. Also her movements weren't synchronous. I tried to open her eyes during the seizure and she was closing them forcefully. After a couple minutes... Fucking Doogie house there. After a couple minutes she woke up and I told everyone in the class that it's. that it was that it's that it's that it's th. that it's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. the the the the th. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. to toe. toe. toe. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toeeeeeeeeeea. the thea thhouser over here. Yeah, dude. After a couple minutes, she woke up and I told everyone in the class that it's not a real seizure. And she's doing it for attention and escaping the dirty work. Also, I elaborated to everyone why it's not a real one based on the previous symptoms. That's, god dang.

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then I would know immediately that you're faking your seizure. That's like an epileptic seizure thing. It's like a wives tale? That's a wives tale? But what you do, what I have heard you do is, I've assaulted someone. What I have heard that you're supposed to do, and I'm not a doctor, but I believe you are supposed to try to support their head so they're not hitting their head. Yeah, you want to movie when I was nine. No, it is so frequently and like even I've heard that a bunch. I've second-guessed myself and be like, oh, maybe like you actually can, but like, but like, but it's head support.

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We were close until junior year when I discovered she had been spreading false rumors about me. However, even after I stopped being friends with her, she continued to make up lies about me and made my life hell right up until he graduated. We went to different universities, and I'm in my mid-20s now. My older brother Carter went to the same university as Onica. Recently he announced that he had gotten engaged to his girlfriend. Our family was happy for him, but we were surprised at the same time since we didn't know he was dating anyone.

He said he'd introduce her at an upcoming family party. The party rolled around and guess who walked in the door with Carter, ica. I honestly thought I was hallucinating and I felt sick seeing her again. Carter left Onica with some relatives, then came over to me and asked to talk. We went to another room and Carter explained he'd met Onica at a party and didn't recognize her, but it was love at first sight. But after he found out her, the same Onica who spread lies about me. He confronted her and she claimed to not remember me or anything she did. I don't recall. He let it go because he really liked her. It's as simple as that. He let it go because she was really hot.

She had three titties. He then pleaded with me to be nice to her since she didn't remember what she had done and that she was a good person. I just told him I needed a moment to myself to process everything. When I eventually went back to the party I decided I would ignore her. I didn't say anything rude, I just didn't talk to her her or acknowledge her. She didn't talk to me or acknowledge me either. But when we sat down to eat, all hell broke loose. One of my aunts asked me how I I felt about my brother getting married. I'm, I, I, I, I actually don't feel great about it considering his future wife bullied me and never apologized. Everyone turned to look at Onica. She just started crying and ran out of the room. Carter went after her and they left early. The

rest of the night was chaotic because everyone was asking me what happened. I told them. Later, Carter called me and said I was a horrible person for embarrassing onika in front of the whole family and I was being petty over over high school drama. He demanded I apologize to her. I refused and said he was the awful one for blindsiding me with this. And that if she never bothered to reach out and apologize for what she did while they were dating, I wasn't going to let it go now that they were engaged. He kept insisting that she didn't remember, and she can't apologize for something she doesn't remember. But I think that's bullshit. I ended up hanging up on him. The way I see it, I was asked a direct question, and I provided a direct answer.

Also, I don't think I have any obligation to cover for her when she made my life hell, especially when she's obviously lying about not remembering. Am I the asshole? And there's an edit here. I can't believe I have to add this, but random people are messaging me about privacy. So I just want to say that the names in the story are fake. I named Onica after a character in a movie and Carter after a character in a book. John Carter from get Carter. So, uh, yeah, she remembers. Yeah, she remembers.

Also, yeah. Yeah, not remembering. Also, yeah. Not remembering something doesn't mean you're not guilty. Yeah, I mean, you didn't do it. If this was a real thing and I was in, I was a lawyer in court with someone who is being charged with something, I would just be like, um, your honor, bunk, and then I'd be like, he has an amnesty, he doesn't remember. Can't go to jail. That was that was legitimately so that's like one of my yeah being drunk with beating suits. Sorry I was drunk I don't remember. Oh you're right

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She spread rumors about me sleeping around with a lot of different guys, including people who were in relationships at the time. None of that was true. I didn't even kiss a guy until I was a senior in college. Oh, that's vile. That's really, that's vile. That's one of the most messed up things that you can do to someone. Bro, it's, yeah. Someone else said, her running out crying is already showing manipulating signs.

Not the asshole. She should have apologized when she met your brother, or even at the gathering. Yeah. She's like a well-known, now from her behavior, I would be like, oh, you're a bad person, but you're also not a smart person. Because a smart person would get ahead of the ball that's rolling down the hill to their face. They would call the sister and be like, hey, I know you, I know you and I know you.

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you look worse than if you were just the asshole. I still feel bad in, I think it was fourth grade. I was talking to a kid in class and and I was like, what's your favorite movie? And he was like, uh, Jason X? And I had never seen Jason X. And I'd never seen Jason X, but I had only heard that it was a bad movie. And I like laughed at like a couple of people. I was like, your favorite movies, Jason X? That's so dumb. And I still feel bad about it. And then I eventually watched it. And I was like, okay, I thii.

And then I can see why he's like, that feel bad. And if he's watching this and you remember, I'm sorry. No, no, you only apologize if you date his sister. Okay, okay, then I'll apologize. It's the only time. I want to talk about the insanity of like fabricating a rumor from like nothing. It's pretty insane. Yeah. It's pretty nuts.

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but somehow your bully does not because his next argument will be that it didn't happen or you're too sensitive or you can't take a joke. Do your parents remember, as clearly your brother recognized the name, Onica bullying you, are they on your side? My parents remember Onica and they're mostly on my side because they witnessed firsthand how bad it was. Carter was already in college at that point. But they're still press excited about Carter getting married that they're willing to look past what happened and dismiss it because it happened almost 10 years ago. Such parental behavior.

Yeah. We're just happy as getting married. It was. He's not, you've always known you're the smarter one. O.P. said in the comments, I would have maybe, maybe been willing to make peace with Onica had he informed me beforehand and she apologized, but I don't really care if she's embarrassed at this point. Someone else said, so your family didn't ask for the fiance's name before meeting her, really? She said, they did many times, but Carter insisted

on keeping everything a surprise. I can see why now. And that commenter said, ah, so he is manipulative just like her. I wrote in another comment that they deserve each other, and yeah, this seals it. Yeah, that's some weird shit. The whole surprising them with your fiance. I was surprised you with my entire fiance. So what's your name? No, no, no.

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Need help asking him about it. What? Okay. Go on. This is going to be such a suffering from successful post, but bear with me for a second. I've known him for five years in different classes and courses but in the same friend group. Over time, he has genuinely become one of the best people I know and it's only getting better every day. I can't lie and say he's not my type. Nurty, charming, charming, sweet, funny, flurty with the right amount of awkward. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He he he. He. Hea. Hea. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. to me. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. to be. to, to, I is is amount of awkward. He comes to pick me up from class, plays hockey without being a douchebag to the skaters, and most importantly gets treats for my cat. Multiple strangers have mistaken us for a couple, even close people like our friends, professors, and worst of all my

family. He's kind of perfect, but I've never even thought of putting the moves on him. He's never shown romantic interest in me. We're friends, nothing more. Or that's what I thought. Today he was spending the afternoon at my dorm, something he started about a year ago. We're laying on my bed mindlessly watching Sonic cartoons when he says, verbatim. So baby, where do you want to go this Friday?

Matter of fact, this is the first time I've been called baby by him, so that kind of shocked me. Instead of asking why, I frozen was just like, what's happening Friday? He turns to me and kisses me. Again, first-time thing with us, hugs my waist and goes, our one-year anniversary, idiot, I'm making reservations. What?

At this point, I'm frozen. I genuinely don't know what to say. I'm gobsmack. The dude I thought was my best friend, who never even showed interest in the dating thing, is under the idea that we've been dating for a whole year. I'm silent while he continues hugging me and scrolling on his phone, racking my brain, thinking about what to tell him when his phone, when his phone starts ringing, it's his mom, which he puts on speaker and she dead-ass goes, hi, are you still with your girlfriend?

Oh, so now his mom thinks we're dating to? He tells her yes, ask why she called. She asked for his help with private stuff. I will not divulge here. He turns to me and goes, Sorry, I'll be back in a bit, sweetheart. What?

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They don't have the closest relationship. She is a very traditional, conservative and religious Korean woman. Always serious and does not play around. When she realized early on that her son did not agree with many of her opinions, she stopped caring for him to the fullest, only keeping it civil for the rest of the family and friends. There's nothing he could have done to have her go along with something like this, especially when she wants him to marry Young with a nice Korean girl, which I'm not. Also, he just does not seem like the guy to play with people like this. He might be dumb and oblivious, but not horrible.

I don't know what to do now. I mean, he's a great great great he would be is a great boyfriend maybe even in the future a husband but I've never looked at him that way so I can't say I love him them when this occurred it was like the glass shattered and I saw how differently he looked at me how he talked and acted stuff that about him in the sense, in that sense all this time. But on the other side, I don't want to hurt him. He clearly thinks we've been together for that long, so we, so has to have strong feelings for me. And I don't want to step on them and scar him like, but it wouldn't be fair to him or me. In my defense, who dates someone and just does not ask them about it? If the roles were reversed and a year ago something happened where I was like, shit, I love him, this was probably a date.

We're probably dating right now. I would have confirmed with him or at and angry disappointed in myself for not recognizing the situation sooner Feel like I'm stuck between the sword and the wall Last thing I want is to hurt him, but I also don't want to lie to him. How should I go on about this with him? Yeah, I don't want to lie to him Yeah, wait a minute. Okay, update really quick just an update. No, this is like a short little thing. Okay before. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I the. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. thea. I thea. I thi. I thi. I thi. I this is like a short little thing. Before you comment, I've sent a text for us to meet up and I somewhat already know what I'm gonna say to him. I'll try and do an update post after the 48 hours pass. Okay, so this is part one.

I'm wondering, this is my theory, either this is actually Mandela effect. And she traversed dimensions overnight, and now she's in a dimension where he's always been her boyfriend. Or he had this thought of just like, what if I mendella affect her? Yeah, wait. It's Mendela effect her. It's one of the two. What if I just pretend we've always been dating and convince her? What's really weird, this is the whole plot of Don't Worry, Darling.

Have you guys seen that movie? I'm not seen Don't Worry, Darling. This has got to be the most insane gaslight I've ever heard in my life. Like I've heard of gas lighting, I've witnessed it, I've even experienced it, but this is, this is maybe the king of gas lighting. This th. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, I's, I's thi. thi. thi, I've thi, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've not. I've not. I've not. I've not. I've not. I's, I's, I's, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thee. th. th. th. th. theee. th. th. thee. the. the. the. the. the. this is maybe the king of gas lighting. That's some minkill right there. He talked to everyone and got, he changed the universe. The mom phone call has me a little suspicious because that timing is a little too perfect.

Hi, mom? Hi, are you with your girlfriend? Yes. Wait, but then she needed help with a personal matter. She's like, I pooped in the fridge. Can you help me? I pooped in the fridge. I know we don't talk much, but I pooped in the fridge.

Okay, here's some comments. I can understand the not kissing from a religious point of view. I can understand the take it slow from a purely conservative dating standpoint. I cannot, on the other hand, understand why you have th, th, th, from Korea, how do you guys do stuff over there? Maybe it's a cultural thing and- Okay, his mom's great. He's not like from Korea. Yeah, maybe it's a cultural thing and though a year enough to move the relationship along,

how does he pinpoint the anniversary? Did anything change one year ago, OP? That's a good point. What happened a year ago from the state? So she says, I'm white and he wasn't born in Korea, but his family still holds traditions even in a foreign country. There were no pet names because there was no relationship. It was never even suggested nothing really changed a year ago worth noting. I went back to check on messages in Google photos, nothing important. I've already sent him a message to meet up after practice.

He said yes, so I'll have a talk with him soon. I'm worried this is a horrendous prank. Someone said this is either the fakest post ever with a ton of plot holes. You're being pranked, or he's fucking crazy. Yeah. Someone said he's never kissed you, called you by a term of endearment, did couple of things, to make, etc. To make it explicit, he thinks you're dating until now? Does he really think couples go an entire year without any of that? None of that makes sense. He's either testing

the water, pranking you, psychotic, or there's stuff being left out. Regardless, you need to have a conversation with him. I hope you keep us updated. And someone said, either this guy's guy's crazy. I think all those things, or she's, or tha, tha, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. th crazy. Yeah. She's been doing stuff and she's just so delusional like like like he's like you're doing things that are clearly we're dating. Yeah she's like oh you got a little something on your lips let me just like yeah sometimes I kissed him out of endearment but it's not like a kiss. I'm sorry your lips your lips look really chapped. Yeah, just kind of just like this is so watt pad coated. Yeah it's a this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this is. th. th. th. th. this is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this is like, th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. th This is so, this is so watt pad-coded. Yeah, it does feel fake. Yeah, it's a, this is a fan fake. It's like, look, this hawk. Okay. Okay, here we go. Update. Turns out he's just dumb and sad. Or maybe crazy and psychotic. I did give him way too much benefit of the doubt. So this guy rocks. So this guy's hilarious.

Okay, this is a big update. I read a lot of comments and messages that were sent to me privately on what I should do. Big thank you to everyone. Majority of you were nice and helpful. Also, big sorry for the sweet lady wishing me a happy future marriage, not happening soon. And to the people saying it was fake fake, thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. was fake, if I had created a good love story, I would have sold it to Netflix or HBO Max or Wattpad instead of being a loser and asking Reddit for fake help. I brought it up to my psychiatrist, showed her the Reddit post I made,

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for the food I ordered for him. We start eating, I'm a nervous wreck, and he realizes, which led to him asking, are you really okay? You didn't seem good a while ago, and from what you said,to thinking that. Now he's just quiet and I'm just looking at him not saying anything. Stuff after this is a bit fuzzy, but because I just wanted to cry.

This next shit came very out of the blue for me as well. It's just fucking weird looking back on it. He said something like, I didn't really think we could actually date if I asked you up front, to which I said, that's how relationships usually work though, you ask, to which led him on a tangent about women in general. Opinions that he shared with me and said to my eyes with no regret. He pulled out his manifesto. What I saw in front of me was no longer my best friend of five years.

It was a boy who grew up to be a man and to have a very damaging idea of women, stuff that I could assign to immaturityity, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I, that I that I, that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I was, that I was, that I was that I was, that I was, and that I was, and that that that that that that he was, and that he was, and that he was, and that he was, and that I could assign to immaturity, but he had nicer things to say when he was 14 than what he told me now. I just interrupted him and asked what led him to think about women this way, since he never led his family, most predominantly his mother, to be honest, I don't think even the most conservative women in the world would say what he said, but his mother still has still has some not nice beliefs about women, influence him into these antiquated ideas.

He was quiet for a while, and that did give me some pity until he opened his mouth, opened that mouth of his again. You know, there's these podcasts. That led me, that let me know everything I needed to. Oh, so you're a Tate fan boy now? He starts arguing and yelling that it's not him, but that they know what's right and wrong. How things should be and to be honest. I'm not really listening to him at this point. I just want to get out of there and cry. I'm listening, but nothing is registering. Some of the milder things he started yelling are about women and our relationship with food and how we should have a limited amount, how we're so vulnerable. What the fuck?

How we're so vulnerable and emotional, ready to blame men for everything, and how we start yelling at every minute inconvenience, which is funny in hindsight, how menstrual stuff was a hoax, and that I was no doubt lying. OK, I did believe that. Yeah, that one's real. And that I was no doubt lying when I couldn't walk from my period pains because I wanted his attention and that no girl can possibly feel a greater pain than a man.

He also said that when we were talking about his course something to do with car parts, it was not cute and sweet of me, let alone women in general, to act dumb and pretend I'm clueless because that does not make me more appealing. I genuinely don't fucking know how a car works my fucking bad. I tell him that this if this is all a big joke it's not funny. He interrupts me and talks about how he listens to these men but doesn't tell anyone because he knows I and our friends wouldn't agree, tells me I'm not a perfect woman, whatever that means, but that he would still like still date me but couldn't tell me because I'd say no and ruin his fantasy. Hmm. I'm crying now and people are noticing.

So I just want to get out of there immediately. I tell him, not verbatim, verbatim, but along the lines, you're so fucking stupid. You genuinely could have dated me. If only you had asked, you could have had everything, but you started listening to opinions of guys who have nothing. How sad can you be to pull a stunt like this instead of asking like a normal person? He starts yelling that I'm wrong and they know what's right. Starting a whole rant that I don't have the strength to listen to to listen to.

I stand up, start walking, and he grabs my arm. More people are staring. I tell him to let him, I, I, I, I, I the the they, I, I, I they, I they, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, tho, thuil, thuil, thuil, thu, thu. thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, thu. thu. thu. thu. thell him to let go and he only does when I threaten to call the police. I left telling him to never speak to me again. I am now home. I've blocked him on everything and told some friends what happened. They were all shocked by how he acted and what he said. One guy did tell me he was always easy to influence though. I asked why they thought we the behavior checked out they just never thought about talking about it with me. I'm not responding to any of them right now. To be honest I'm moving cities in a few months with my family.

I used to cry about it nonstop because I'd have to leave all my friends here including him and thi thi th. th. the the the the the the their the the the the the the their the the the the the the the the their the the the their the theat their their their theat the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thean. thean. thean. thean. tean tean. tean tean teauu-n' teau-n' toean toean their their their their their the was the last thing I wanted. Now I'm kind of glad I don't have to worry about bumping into him. I just feel distraught like, that was a nice friendship. It was a pillar of my childhood and now it's just gone. He said and did some nasty things, even if it was in the span of a few hours. If up until moving, he comes up to me personally or tries to pick me the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, toe, the the, th. th. thi. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to, to, too, to, too, to, toe, too, too, too, and I........... And, the the the the the the the the the tode, the the toduu. toda, today. today. today, tttttttoday, tttoday, tttoday, today, today, try. too. anymore. If push comes to shove, I'll call the police. Not that I'd think they'd do anything, though. I'm also sharing my location with both my older brother and father. Yes, it might be a bit delusional and not needed, but you never know.

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I just feel betrayed, I guess. It feels stupid to say, but it's true. I mean, I get men like this every single day, every girl does. It goes from professors who know me to drivers gruesome stuff, I'm used to it. I just never expected it to be someone so close to me that I trusted. I don't know when he started thinking like this, but now it has me feeling all gross and dirty. If he thinks like this about me and never said it, I don't even want to know what he thinks nice and respectful to her. It does help me chuckle a bit that some of the things he said were just so textbook

misogy that it seems he learned them on a Joker Sigma Instagram account. That is so stupid. It's kind of hilarious if you met the part where he said, something is not a problem. Something is not a real problem and it's pretty bad, so, he said, bad things are not a problem. We get it. So that is that. I thought I had a nice friend by my side, but I guess not. Never trust a guy, even if you grew up with him, they'll disappoint you eventually. I would like to formally retract my, this guy rocks.

Yeah, yeah. This guy is. You've been waiting for a while. The moderator's like, you know, I gave this mega asshole to a different person earlier. Yeah, this makes that guy look like, you know, at first I thought it was funny that you just, but it's like, no, this guy deserves like, this guy. This guy, I didn't see this coming. Yeah, yeah. I was like, I was like, we thought, and I see all that shit on Twitter and stuff.

But I, from my perspective, I'm just always like, oh, like, it's so easy to like shrug it off. It sucks that there are people who are so influenced by it. Like it sucks and they like, they unleash it on people in their lives and really hurt people. It sucks. I really think rarely is it like you stumble upon one random thing and then you're like, wow, my entire opinion changed. Like, unfortunately she laid it out.

It's like he's been surrounded by these sorts of thoughts, these sorts of opinions. Like he feels as though it's a part of his identity or like it makes them stronger or that this is the right thing to do. And then it just leads down this whole of like every possible bad thing makes sense in your viewpoint of the world because it's so backwards that you take. I, it's so disgusting, but this is just for anyone at home. If you, and this is as a man who has done it, if you want to know what women thrown it, if you want to know what women, to ask one because you're gonna the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the world, you're going to realize what the truth is and you're going to be like, oh shit, I can't believe I didn't ask a woman sooner.

Ask any of them, because they all will have answers for you. Yeah. It also, it really, like, it blows my mind because I witnessed it all the time on the internet and I witnessed it when I was younger of guys who have so much trouble in their love life. They they they they they they they they they they they they they are they are th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, you're thin thin and thi, thi, tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I all tho-a tho-a tho-a tho-a their their their their their their their their thin and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thoanananananananananananananananananananananananananan't thoanananananan an thi thi thi thi thi trouble in their love life, they're like, no women like me, but they only seek out advice from men. And then they wonder why they can't connect with women. And it's like, because you're only getting advice from men. Are you don't listen to women? You're at no point, are you actually going?

Like you said, go to the source and ask. And there's also nothing, I believe, I believe, I believe, true, true, true, tru, tru, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, tho, thr, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they thi. they they thi, they thi, truly I believe, like, as a straight man, there's nothing more valuable in your life than truly a genuine friendship with women. Because, and like, it's so valuable to have that. And worry about having friends in life, I think is more important, but this guy was willing to sacrifice a true friendship for what he's told like he should actually have in life. And he was, he let his insecurities conquer everything. Have you ever tried to like kidnap someone

without even letting them know they're being kidnapped? Because that's what that was. That was like, she doesn't even know that she's involved in this. It was insane. That's crazy. That guy is fully nuts. Like she needs to check her floor for like trap doors at this point. Like you don't know what he was planning. I thought we were missing something from the story. It turns out it was just an insane dude.

It turns out sometimes it's just a crazy guy. Yeah. Well, thank you guys for being here. You guys are not crazy guys. Thanks. I hope so too. I hope not. I hope to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. I too. I too. I too. I too. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. I too. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. to. to. to. to. to. toooooooooo. tooooo. to. too. too. too. to to so, too. Anyways, my twin is gonna... Has been here the whole time. Dane Top? What's up? I'm Dane Top. Ew.

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