Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - Iconic r/AITA Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: September 23, 2023

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/PITREDDIT to get 10% off your first month. We're revisiting some of the most iconic Reddit stories that we read on Twitch before this "Reddit Series" was born! 0:00-1:39 Intro 1:40-9:41 Asked my friend about the paternity of her kids https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bt0m1g/aita_for_privately_asking_my_friend_about_the/ 9:42-17:04 Served my daughter "wet ass pizza" https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i8imaq/aita_for_serving_my_daughter_wet_ass_pizza/ 17:05-22:38 I told my brother that my "winkie" fell off https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fqwp34/aita_for_telling_my_toddler_brother_that_my/ 22:39-29:27 Refused to give my friend money I made on her art https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hhdrsk/aita_for_refusing_to_give_my_friend_the_money_i/ 29:28-30:21 Sponsors! 30:22-41:42 I ate more than "my share" of a 6 foot sub https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ca7bdz/aita_because_i_ate_more_than_my_share_of_a_6_foot/ 41:43-50:44 I made fun of my bf's penis https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/b9a3mo/aita_for_making_fun_of_my_boyfriends_penis/ 50:45-1:00:21 I wanted to play COD on Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kht9tr/aita_for_wanting_to_play_cod_on_christmas_instead/ 1:00:22-1:10:32 I told my bf's mother she raised a sociopath https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hh1cn3/aita_for_telling_my_boyfriends_mother_she_raised/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/giovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Vida Robbins Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - Ap: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs Director, Social Media & Marketing: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You know, a lot of these aren't on the channel, and they are very fun. And our guest today, Angela and Chance, man, welcome back. So you guys weren't here when we were doing Reddit stories on Twitch. No, we weren't born. So you were not even babies yet. Yeah. So we at one point on Twitch did a tournament of assholes where for a couple weeks we were

doing like a bracket system like moving up. Who is the biggest asshole on Am I the asshole? Oh, that's so fun. And we had a very clear winner. But I'm curious if you guys can also maybe determine who it was as we read them. Oh, that's so fun. I've done a tournament of assholes, too.

Nice. Cool. Cool. Cool. Should we hop right in? Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited. Nice.

Nice. Nice. If there was a Reddit stories theme song, what would it be? It'd be like, ba-do-doo. That's what I was thinking too. It'd be like, it'd be like. Welcome back. Bdum-be-doo-craum.

Crazy stories, but holes lies. Nuts stuff. You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. you. You you. You don't. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to to to to to to to. th. th. to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. to. to. to. to. to. to, you go, you go, let's dive into it. For now that's the official theme. Am I the asshole for privately asking my friend about the paternity of her children? I'm gonna say already, no. No. No. Not the asshole. Not the asshole.

Because some of them kids don't be looking like them daddies. I'm gonna say it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Saw another post that reminded me of this situation. A few years ago, my close childhood friend gave birth to triplets. Her husband, the thiiwns toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea, thi. thi. thithree, two were the same skin tone as her husband, and the third was much darker. The skin tones made me a little suspicious that her husband might not be the father.

I pulled her aside privately and asked her seriously if her husband was the father. She didn't even listen or answer rationally. She just freaked out at me and acted super insulted me out. I reached out to her husband and told him about her reaction and told him he should get a paternity test and he called me an asshole and blocked me. Neither has spoken to me since. I've always thought that they dramatically overreacted and were probably hiding something because of their responses, but they're still married and sometimes I feel bad about what happened. I just felt a lot of empathy for her

husband because I would be devastated if I wasn't confident that I was the father of my future children. Was I an asshole for asking privately? Yeah, maybe. Well, your original answer was no? Yeah. And now you think yes. Oh, they're triplets? That's correct. Well, then, she's like... Of the three, two were the same skin tone as her husband, and the third was much darker. And that's why she's like, I don't know,

that third triplet that you gave birth to. But they're not identical. She's like, I'm gonna get one more round to margaritas, and then I want to talk to you. Because they split the punit square, is that what it's called punit square? At no point, she doesn't say, it's not said that they're identical, triplet, it's just triplets. They're just triplets.

But, I mean, my ultimate opinion on this is like it's none of your business. That's true. Like, especially, okay, you already go and you say to her to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to to say to to to to to to to thua and thu and thu and thi and th and contact the husband on top of that. What are you doing? Like why are you so concerned? I mean... This feels like maybe one of those friendships where they're all up in each other's business already? Where it just feels like already one of those, you know like those friendships where they're like really like involved and they talk to each other's moms and stuff? Yeah, my close childhood friend.

They just feel like a sense of like, you're my responsible. Like boundaries are already blurred. That's what it, that is true. That's a good point, Andrew. Yeah. But she's an asshole. Yeah, yeah. Asholes and asshole.

Especially after contacting the husband, like leave it. It's one of those those those those those th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus, like thousa, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the their thi... thi. thoooo-a, thooo-a, their, thooooo-a, their, thooo-s, tho-a, like, like, like, like, like, it it's also one of those situations where like a dog leave it it it's one of those situations I feel like we're all stupid in certain ways and like she's she's not a biologist right so she's like this doesn't look like it makes sense it's like maybe you just don't understand how genetics work yeah and that's okay yeah it's like it's like it's like i figured this out. No, this doesn't. Some comments here. So first off, triplets are rare. Multiple like that imply to me IVF. For all you know, the husband is infertile and they needed IVF to conceive and you just hit a massive sore spot by being an inconsiderate ass. Secondly, there are a lot of factors for skin color and it is more than possible for a child to have markedly darker or lighter skin than their parent. Finally, what business is it of yours?

So yes, you're the asshole. You intruded on a subject that's none of your damn business, and then when your friend got upset at you for being nosy, you tried to blow up her marriage. In what would, in what world would you not be the asshole? I'm not surprised that they cut you out of their lives. O.P. responded, they had them naturally, not through IVF. I was just concerned because none of them were any lighter than her husband. Only the same tone or darker, and she is very fair.

Commenter responded, they had them naturally not thrown, the teand. You assume, unless you were in the skin color of the parents is not the only factor that determines the skin color of the child." O.P. responded, you're incorrect. She told me when they started trying and she told me when she got pregnant soon after. We were very close and I know better than you do that they didn't use IVF. Comments responded, so she told you that they were trying for kids and right after that she was pregnant but you still decided she cheated on her husband and had another man's babies based solely on the fact that one of the triplets was dark and of course she didn't

respond to that. Someone else said dude genetics one of his parents likely has a darker skin tone and that came through in the grandchild not uncommon you are a flaming asshole I can not give a bigger you're the asshole and thi and that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the thi. th. th. th. the th. the the thi. thi. the thi. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the tol. tole tole to. tole to. to. tole to. tooo. tole to. to. to. to. to. to. to for this. I cannot get them bigger. You're the asshole. And then lastly, someone said, you're the asshole for contacting your husband. What the fuck? Are you new to life? Someone else replied to that, saying,

this could get a woman killed, O.P. Jesus. You don't know their relationship. It's just such an intense thing to throw, the suggestion of that to throw at a couple is so mean because like they're gonna have to have some sort of conversation about it. They're gonna have to be like, can you believe she said that? Like, yeah. We know. Yeah.

I guess I'm also very used to it growing up with like a white family and everyone's like, what is that, w- like, what is that one doing? Like, wait, why he looked like that? So it's very like, like, bounces off. It bounces off. Interesting. So I was like, no, not the asshole. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's an edit here. OK, I get it. I'm an asshole. toe. toe. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. th.............................................................................................................triplets had different fathers. I'm not an idiot. I thought it was possible, given the skin toe of the third triplet, that all three were fathered by a darker man, and the first two were a bit lighter because my friend was very fair. How often, though, do you get in these posts where the asshole goes know, I can respect that move. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I hear you.

I asked. You answered. Yeah. I heard. All right. Yeah. That makes them probably not the king of the assholes. Yeah.

She's already fighting at a lower bracket for me. Yeah. Thobeyed asshol. Yeah, lightweight asshole because she's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've the the the. I've. I've th. I've th. I've th, I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've thea. I've thea. I've thea. I've the. I've the the the the the the the this tournament. Lightweight asshole? Yeah, lightweight asshole because she's listening and she's reading. Okay. She's reading. The posts. Yes. She's reading all of the scientists going.

Dude, genetics. Dude, I've to know IVF. I know IVF. Dead. Do you know IVF? That's good. All right, this next one's incredible. I remember. Yeah! So, quick preface here, something that we used to do that I want to start doing again

on this show is there were assholes, but there are also legends. Stories where someone in it is awesome, and you respect them beyond anything else. A good example, I don't know if you guys were in the episode. Do you remember the story about the guy who brought his pet raccoon to the wedding? One of the stories that we had on this show was a guy brought his pet raccoon to a wedding. And people were mad because they said, don't bring the pet raccoon. Why? I had nowhere else to bring him. Now, he was, he might have been the asshole, but pebble, the race, the race, the race, the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Hea, he might th. Hea, he might th. Hea, he might th. Hea, he might might th. He's, he might might th. He's, he might th. He's, he might th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He th. He th. He might might might might might might might might th. He might th. He might th. He might th. He might th. He was was th. He might might might th. He might might th. He was was th. He might might th. He might th. He might th. He might th. He might th. He might th. He might th. He was, he might have been the asshole, but Pebble, the raccoon in a bow tie at the wedding is a legend.

Absolutely. Like Pebble did nothing wrong, pebble's awesome. So there's legends and there's also people who do awesome stuff. There was a story we read about a guy who there was an unfair dress code imposed on a woman at his job so he started wearing a big 250-pound, so he started wearing yoga pants and like, whatever. Okay, legend. Legends. There are people who are legends. So this is a legend. Like when everyone gave money to that charity. Awesome legend. Legends. Okay, but this is one of my favorite legends.

Am I the asshole for serving my daughter, wet-ass pizza? I love it. 43-year-old woman here. My 16-year-old daughter had some friends over in our backyard for a get-together yesterday. I asked them if they wanted food and they said sure but honestly didn't seem like they were even having fun. I pride myself in being a fun mom, maybe not a cool mom, but fun. So I ordered pizza for them. To make them laugh, I played that song, Wet-ass Pussy, from my phone, and I sang along to it

holding the pizza singing, wet-ass pizza. Honestly, I thought it was hilarious. Then I put the pizza down and began booty shaking a little. No boys were there, just three girls. My daughter shrieked as if she'd been stabbed and said this was humiliating and I said, sounds like dry pizza energy. That's a joke. And her friend snickered a bit so I know the joke landed. Well it's been a day and she won't leave her room or speak to me. Am I really in the wrong?

Okay, how old is the daughter? 16. Sounds like dry pizza energy. It does sound like dry pizza energy. She was not wrong at all. This moment's a fucking legend. Yeah. I...

I... Just, I can imagine how long it would go on too, because there was like different acts. Yeah, she did it, she did a whole thing. Act one was bringing it in, act. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,there was different acts Yeah, she did it. She did a whole thing act one was bringing it in act two is dancing act three We've got to close it out with oh, okay. Here's my here's my stance. Here's what I feel about this. Okay. You can live in a world where both exist that this woman is a legend and that was fucking humiliated. Yeah absolutely. I think 16 is right in the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the., absolutely. 100%. I think 16 is right in the area where you don't want your mom to be funny. Yeah. This is the thing. It's only three friends. If it was like you had a party of a bunch of people, I think that elevates it.

But it's like it's a little just get together. And I remember, I don't know. This is very personal, but I th, th, th, th, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, thi, thi, thui, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, 't know, this is very personal, but I feel that I turned, I think I want to say I turned 18, and then it was okay for my mom to make me laugh. But there was an age, I think it was like, it was like 15 to 18 where she's not allowed to make me laugh. And it's just a thing. Like she's only allowed to make me smile. Yeah. And that's it.

Having met your mom, this feels like her and her. Like, and there was a time where if she did that, that she's no. And it's those ages. Yeah. And I feel for this girl, but also this is legendary behavior on behalf of the mom. And what I love about this, I have th this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this. This this. This the the the the the the the the the th. This is th. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is this is this is this this this this this this this this thi. This is legendary behavior on behalf of the mom. And what I love about this, I have so much to say I'm sorry, what I love about this is that the mom did this based off of the vibes she was picking up on. And it sounded like they weren't having fun, which only makes me think, like, what if they were talking about something really serious?

Oh. And the mom comes in with this pizza, wet ass pizza. Like, what if something really serious happened to school? And they were talking about. And she, they don't want to, they don't want to tell the mom? That's brutal. That's a whole different perspective, and I love it. I'm imagining, you know how there's a part in the song where there's that like, truck horn sound. If she had like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, th- like, th- like, th- like, th- like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. If she had like a little horn, she's like, ruh, ruh.

So she was determined the asshole by the comments. Okay. Which, you know, I think your point is very fair. This is allowed to be funny and also, and it's also what level of asshole here, right? Like, we read so many stories where someone like breaks up a marriage. And it's like, yeah, you're a absolute asshole. This is like, okay, you're an asshole, but your daughter's gonna laugh about it in a couple years. Something can be wet and dry at the same time.

No, it can't. Damn it. Okay, some comments. You sound like a cringymong You're trying too hard to be cool, but to your daughter and her friends, it's an old person trying to be hip and totally failing. They weren't laughing at your joke, they were snickering at you. You embarrassed your daughter and you should apologize. Incorrect.

Even if your intentions were good, you didntry to be the cool mom. Your kid will either think that you are cool or not. Acting like you're filming a Tick-Tock is more likely going to embarrass her in front of her friends." Someone else said, no one's the asshole. I feel people are being way too hard on O.P. Yeah, it's cringy and everything. Your parents do like breathing. humiliating when you're a kid. I'm getting the Amy Polar mom vibe, just from the meme only, but I haven't seen the movie, but she doesn't have to fucking crawl in a hole

and die just because she had kids. A lot of parents are super uptight, can't joke around, don't let their kids do anything fun. Let this woman live. She isn't being abusive, toxic or shitty to her kid. Yeah, I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, and also my parents didn't do this kind of stuff. Yeah. My parents were a little more on the serious side. So, but...

Yeah, my mom didn't do this stuff. I also think like... Oh, my parents did this stuff. They're silly. See, why I don't think it's... Yeah, I don't know, I got embarrassed a lot in my teen years because I was trying to be an actor, so you just naturally that happens. And honestly, some of it I'm a little grateful for.

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I said, I'm bleeding because I was a bad boy when I was little, and my winky fell off. You better be a good boy, or the same will happen to you. He runs out to the living room, crying to my mom, saying that he's sorry for misbehaving, boy from now on. My mom thought I was an asshole, but she also got a great laugh before setting my brother straight. She said him straight, so it's not like scarred for life. No, no, no, she said, yeah, he said, no, no, she said, yeah, no, no. She said, yeah, he's

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Like, wow. Oh, shit. Um, once again, I think knowing like their dynamic on a more consistent basis would add to it, because it makes it sound like this is just as siblings already. And that's just typical sibling behavior. Yeah, I feel like people are the asshole when you hear like, I feel like where people tell kids the opposite, whether like they tell kids that pink is blue and blue is pink,

just to fuck with their brains. Anyway, never mind. I will say what I can relate to is because she was 13 and he was three. My brothers were much older than me, like that age gap. And when you are only surrounded by people who are just actually authority figures to you, they're not like, they were my brothers, but they were also, they were so much older that anything they said was true. It wasn't like a brother thing where I'm like, ah, screw you.

I remember one time my brother, we were both outside and he like disappeared for a second. I was like, Chris, where are you? I was like, you know, four or five. Yeah. And then all of a sudden he appears out of, and he appears out of the world. And I was like, what? He was like, yeah, I don't know. I did it. And he was just like recounting all these things that happened. And I was like, no, it didn't.

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and I convinced his toddler-age brother that he was the only person in the world with a butt crack, and everyone else just had one big cheek. He's like, do you guys pooping? They're like, what is that? No. Yours is cut in the middle? You have two? You're a freak. Horizontally or vertically or how's it cut?

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Well, honestly, these are good if they help you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna pee on the seat. The butt crack one is just mean. Uh, you're the asshole, but not like a huge one. You weren't being malicious, and obviously this did not frighten him enough that it will affect him, and it'll just be another dumbass thing you said as a sibling. Okay, next story. Am I the asshole for refusing to give my friend the money I made selling her artwork? What? Now we're back to an actual asshole. We're making our way back.

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yes, I'm gonna buy your art and I'm gonna sell it. Let me buy your art and I'm gonna go sell it. And if it sells for more, I get to keep the money. Or make that deal. Yeah, it's the friend, yeah. It's the friend first. shop or in my coffee shop and it's sold that's like I told you this is one of this is one of those situations where I think people people go well look I everything I I I didn't do anything wrong because all of this makes sense

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wouldn't really want to be friends with you anymore. Someone else said, you're the asshole. This would be fine if the artist was some rando, but this is supposedly your friend, right. profit with her. Someone else said, not the asshole. You're allowed to resell art. You tried to help her. She refused, so you proved a point and earned some money for yourself. She should be grateful and thank you that she now earns more. Yeah, someone else responded to that.

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think that person's gonna it's like that friend has a pool and you don't and you're like well I can swim you follow you follow I think I think I do I think I do and it's like cool, I don't have a pool. And you're like, well, cool, you have a pool. You get it? I don't have a pool. I don't have a pool. Let me know if you get it in the comments.

And look, man, there's a world where they had a friend but these are two very different people, you know? But ultimately... Not everyone is a fool. So you're the asshole for mistreating your friend, you're not the asshole for selling the paintings. This episode is brought to you by Better Help. As you probably know, I've talked about it a lot on this show, and the channel at large is that I love therapy. I've th th th th th th th th th th th thin I've thin thin thin the thin. thin. thin. thuuu. tho thui thui. thui. that thathea thathea thraui. the, the the the the the, the, their their their their their their their their their their their in their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the, thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. throooooooooooooooooooooooooooea. teauuu. tea. thea. thea. the. toe. I've been in therapy for a long time. I'm a big fan of psychology and I'm a big fan of trying to work through my own brain and my own behavior in thinking and it's not easy and it's not easy for anyone. Everyone can benefit from

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I figured while I waited for a text I could post here to see if what I did was really that bad. I'm a big fat ass. There's no way around it. I love to eat, which probably borders on addiction, but I figure since I'm only hurting myself it's probably better to just live my life. I have some great friends, although there is no doubt I'm the harmless, funny, token fat guy of the otherwise pretty good-looking group. I guess that sets the stage enough. Last night, my friend hosted UFC, and I was invited. He got a six-foot party sub. I also brought

homemade wings that are sort of my specialty. Well, of course, people flocked to the food and I had basically one serving of the sandwich, but people devoured my wings and I didn't get to have a single one. Which is totally fine. That's why I brought them, but maybe an hour, but maybe an hour, but maybe an hour, the toubts. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thea' the. the. thed. thed. thecked. thecked. the. the. the. the. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the. the. the the. toed. toe. toe. toe. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the the'd say there was about three feet of it left. I waited an hour, then another half hour, and no one had touched it. But they were still munching on chips, pretzels and whatnot. So I was like, screw it. I took about half of what was left and ate it. Then the last half sat there for another 10 to 15 minutes and no one said anything, so ate the rest. Well to be sure as I was as I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the last bite, the host's girlfriend asked where the sandwich was. Like I was the guilty party, pretty much everyone pointed at me. I guess they'd noticed me eating the sandwich.

She was furious and said that I was an incredible pig and that I had been super selfish to eat three feet of a sandwich. I felt so bad. I tried to explain to her that I really did wait the to the the the the also tried to explain how everyone had ate my wings and she said something along the lines of, you brought them to share, Alan. If someone had eaten over half by themselves, that's not fucking sharing, is it? I offered to order pizza or even go get subways and she said that it was a pathetic offer because the party sub had been from a local shop owned by her friends. I said I was sorry I I I I I I I I I th I th I th th th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu-a thu that that, I was that, I was that, I that, I that, I that, I the, I thu-a thu-a thu-a thu-a thu-a thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-s, thu-s, thu-s, thu-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr was sorry, but the night was so tense from then on out.

I woke up this morning to several texts from my twin sisters, the host's girlfriend's best friends, saying that I had to get my shit under control and that everyone is really mad at me and that I embarrassed myself last night. I tried to explain to them my mindset had been, the assu for eating that much of the sandwich last night? Edit. I guess I've been banned from responding, but my inbox has 1,200 notifications, so I can't find out why. To answer what seems to be the most common misconception, this wasn't a subway party sub, so definitely not four times the size of a regular sub. This is a local place, so it's about 1.5 times the width of a regular sun. It's still a ton of food. Don't get me wrong, but I can down five subway footlongs in an afternoon easily. This is probably about equivalent to that, not 12, like some people are saying.

So... You're like he's a legend because he ate three feet. Yeah! I think I just... I think I just... a lot of how he just, I don't know, it's just an insane situation and I think the way he writes, I kind of just think is funny. Like, yeah.

Yeah. He's also very, as opposed to most, am I the asshole posts where they're like, what the fuck? Yeah, he's like, look, I am coming from a place of like, yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, thi....... th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, th. I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th........ It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's with these people? He's like, look, I am coming from a place of like, yeah, I understand that I fucked up in some ways. But here's where I'm coming from. I, there's a, the politics of food, yes. When you're hanging out with people is such a thing. Oh, I have. I love it. There's not really discussed.

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I snag a big chunk of this sandwich, he's been sitting here for an hour. That's a communication thing too, and he has to be like, he has to put himself out there and be like, can I have this? Which I'm like, yeah, this, it does feel, it just feels like a lack of communication, which is funny to say about a sandwich, but he could have said, hey, guys, you might if I have some of the sandwich? Or, if he's going for that,

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and he's waiting around. I think the fact that he waited an hour to eat more, he's hungry, and he's patiently waiting for them. And then they probably are, I don't know, I just, I just... Well, I think what it adds context for me that I feel bad for him is like, she, this woman called him a pig and, and, you know, he's aware, he's very aware in his writing here, so I'm sure his friends are aware of his awareness of himself and feeling bad, and he's and and and and and and and and and, and, and, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's they's they's they's they's probably, and he's probably, and he's probably, and he's probably, and he's probably, thi's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, they's probably, and, and, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and he's th, and he's th, and he's th, and he's very aware in his writing here, so I'm sure his friends are aware of his awareness of himself and feeling bad, and he's acknowledging like, yeah, this is my body type, all my friends are really awesome and attractive,

and I'm not, and I feel bad for him. So this, all of this stuff they're saying to him, it's like, dude, he already, you know this hits harder, like, thi th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, hea, he's hea, he's hea, he's is hea, he's is thi, he's is thi, he's is thi, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, thin... thin. thin. thin. thr. thr. thr. thr. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown, he's aa. thrown. thrown, he's ae. thin. thin. he hits harder. Like this hits harder in a different way for him. And do you think that's gonna help? Like, do you think that's gonna help me? What you're saying to me right now, do you think that's gonna help me? Yeah.

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It's like, Alan, whenever we have a party, you eat the, maybe he's conscious of it this time, he's like, okay, I'm gonna. Yeah, I think thing thing he's very much waited for everyone to get fed. And get his wings that he brought that he loves. Yeah, it gets really, really bad. Yeah, I do, I can't say this with like, I want to say this, but this needs more context. But a part of me does feel like they're, they're enjoying like game. That's what I'm saying is like it feels. It feels a little bit like that. That just feels like they're.

Yeah, like I said, I'm like, they're sitting there watching him eat it. Like, that one, that one, that one's getting weird. Like, fucking say something. And you do make a point about vocally, but it does feel like the times, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it, it, it, it, it just, th is, the, like, like, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, like, they's... they're. they're. they're. they're just. the right thing, he waited long enough. Like sure, he could have said something, like he could have vocalized, but it did feel like there was a lot left and that there were other foods around. It felt like he had the green light

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I'm also a heavy eater. I'd never even consider eating that much of something at a party or get-together. Letting it sit for an hour doesn't mean anything. Others might have just been waiting to grab it after the fight. You said in a comment, you polish it off during the fight. The wings proved. You are bummed that others ate that that you didn't get a chance to have any, just like the people complaining about the sandwich they bought. They brought.

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Right. Yes, it's his birthday, but it's also Jesus' birthday. Right. Okay. Yeah, this feels like one of those toxic people, not toxic. But this feels like one of those people? Where he's like, it's the day. I have to do something on that day. Like, can't you take the day after to play co-c? Well, because all of his boys are playing cod. They're all playing today.

Which also, it's suspect that I guess. And they're probably all with their families. Can't we celebrate? I assure you that the next day you don't go back to work, right? Yeah, but his boys, yeah, you know, typically no. I don't know. It depends on what they do. We don't know, we don't know what his boys do. There's just so much downtime on Christmas. For me personally, I'm like, okay, what the hell am I gonna do now?

Like, what we're gonna do? Christmas Day usually is just kind of like... By... You're right, by noon. I'm like, Surely the boys can fill out a doodle and find a three-hour time. A doodle. We could all play cod things, not on Christmas. Let's see the comments here. You want to spend your daughter's first Christmas playing cod with the boys.

Your friends in your birthday should not be more important to you than your children. You're the asshole. Someone said, his daughter is six months old, she won't remember, fair enough about the point on spending Christmas with family, but he's allowed to have different values. Millions of people don't celebrate Christmas and they have happy families. Someone responded to that, saying, if his post indicated that he didn't celebrate or reconase Christmas for a religious reason, my response would have to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their, their, their, and, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, f f f f f. And, f f. And, f f. And, fair, fair, f. And, f..... And, fair, f...... And, f..... their, f... their, f. their, f. their, f. their, f. their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their ell my Jewish or Muslim friends they have to spend Christmas with their families. He doesn't have to like Christmas, but if everyone else in his family does and there is no specific religious objection, then he needs to work with his wife to meet everyone's needs. Someone said, gentle, you're the asshole.

It's tough having your birthday, to be a However, you have kids. You can play cod with the boys celebrating your birthday on the same, on the day before or after Christmas, or any other day, but you can't celebrate Christmas with your kids on any other day. See if your friends can reschedule. Someone said, for fucksake, these selfish dad posts need to stop. Yes, you're the assuble. Have some fucking common sense. If you don't want to be a husband and father, don't get married and don't have kids. Holidays are for families, for the kids, mostly. Yeah, you know what it reminds me of? My grandma had a birthday right in the week of Christmas, so she just like, she just shifted her birthday. She just shifted her birthday to, I want to say it was February.

She's like, we're going to celebrate it. just just moved it and so she my mom would still like call on her birthday near Christmas but for everyone else because she knew yeah but grandma's birthdays on Christmas and we just always celebrated both at the same time it works out once you're like older yeah I guess it's true but probably when my grandma was younger yeah so there's. Oh my God, this is what we need. Update! Okay. Okay, I'm getting flamed here, and I feel like the asshole, but I still don't think it's a crazy ask.

I've never really celebrated my birthday. I was lucky if anyone other than my brother said the words, happy to their at church from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Really? Do people do that? Holy shit! Yeah, people do. The only acknowledgment I ever got from my family was a cake after dinner and a pack of socks once. I left home the day after my high school graduation and that's when I met my boys that I mentioned in my post. We've been everywhere together, have literally saved each other's lives and they are my brothers. Ta always made me feel like my birthday was actually my birthday and not just Christmas. My wife has done this too, but not to the extent that the boys have.

Also, we haven't gotten together since before my son was born. We all live in different states and never see each other anymore. Edit number two. Okay, I was not planning on planting day. I planned on opening presents with the family, then hopping on with the boys around noon. I get what everyone is saying, but I still don't think it's a big ask. Family time is incredibly important, but I happen to think that Codd with the boys is, too.

He did that emoji. So that kind of fits in with what I was saying. Around noon, clock in a little. It's like, okay, man. Hey, where we, where we from? Edit number three, thanks for the input, everyone. To clarify a few things, I will not be helping with dinner. I never do, and it's for the best. My wife and I agree. I spend a lot of time with my family. I always wanted to give them the dad I never had. My dad is still around, but was drunk and has a new family now.

I'm very close with my son, and hopefully I'm just as close with my daughter once she's a little older. My wife is convinced that the boys don't like her. We've been together a total of 10.5 years, and she's always said that they feel like she stole have never indicated this. When I do get to play, I don't shirk my responsibilities. I always do what I have to, but mostly just play on the rare occasion that I get the house to myself. What I'm asking for is uninterrupted time with the boys. I haven't even thought of asking for this before. Doesn't seem to matter how long to, doesn't seem to matter all. This is a bit of a untrustworthy narrator to me because this is feeling very like To the 10th degree, like she doesn't want me online at all. She doesn't like my boys. She doesn't want me to take talk to the boys

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Like I earned this. I earned this. Yeah, it's a little lightly, as far as a Reddit post goes, it feels a little manipulative towards the commenters of like, here's why, here's why you're wrong. Before you answer, am I the Asshold, know that I'm a good guy. It's one of these posts, it's a post where I'm like, hey man, did you really want a post on here? Like, do you actually want an opinion?

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To be honest, I didn't care, but my boyfriend started screaming at these, like 11-year-olds about how they are poorly raised and their parents should be ashamed. I was fucking mortified. I sent the kids some chocolates and sweets and apologized profusely for his behavior. I was seeing red flags and told him this behavior was not normal. He kind of brushed me off and I told him if he pulled anything like that again, he was gone. The next week, the ball came into our garden, and I was about to throw it back to the kids when my boyfriend stormed outside and took the ball inside.

I told the kids that I would bring it back in a minute. He went into the bathroom and emerged like 10 minutes later, wearing gloves and a football covered in shit, his own shit. What the fuck? I asked him if he was out of his fucking mind, but he stormed past me and threw it over the fence screaming, Take that, you bitches! Shane.

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and gave it to the kids as an apology. I was so embarrassed. My ex-boyfriend's mom messaged me asking what happened, and I responded with, What happened? Yeah, right. You are a pathetic excuse of a woman who raised a fucking sociopath. Wait, wait.

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and how she's not, she's like, I'm not the asshole for this stuff. Am I the asshole for how I reacted to the mom? I'm like, I think this is real, man. And it's nuts. This goes like, dude. I just, he. Do you think he was on top of the ball or all around the ball? I think it was all around it. So he had to put his hands to, that's why the gloves.

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who raised a fucking sociopath who covered a football in his own shit. And threw it at some kids who needs to be in a facility because something is wrong with him. And God knows how I haven't seen any red flags about the fucking monster you raised during the seven months we dated. And then it cuts back to the theater room of the Oscars and it's on you and you're like yeah. Thank you. This doesn't make sense at all.

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confusion. Op responded. No. I always thought he was calm. It came completely out of the blue. Someone else said, everyone sucks here. Your ex is a madman, and yeah, I'm all for dumping his ass and kicking him out of your house. But his PS4 was not yours to give away. And to be honest, well, it's possible that mother did a terrible job raising You yelled at her and berated her for stuff her grown-ass adult son did. That's super uncalled for. OPE responded, I paid for the PS4. Whoo? Oh, so that's cool.

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No. No. No. Bro, the perspective of those kids of like a story. This is a kids on bike situation where they're like, dude, we all experience something together that will bond us for life. You're never forgetting the football. If an evil clown comes out of the sewer they're gonna be like, we got this. We have handled way worse. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're shit, when you get this ball.

It's a bit of a gift to those kids. Those kids, they're going to meet up when they're 40 years old and be like, poop ball, dude. Yeah, dude. Like, what's up? How are you? Yeah, we've been through the shit together. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's the, those are some of the best Twitch classics. Those are some really good ones.

That's like reading the Old Testament. They're very good. Reading them for the first time live on Twitch was insane. Because it's like, whoo? And you know, but you're getting the chats like. Whereas nowadays we do these and then I see the comments. And sometimes comments point out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out something. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. T th. T those th. T th. T those th. T th. T th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, the best th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, those, those, those, those, those those those those those are those are those are those are those are some those are some those are some those are some those are some those are some those are some those are some thooooooooooooo. tho. tho. tho. these and then I see the comments and sometimes comments point out something that I'm like, oh man, I didn't think of that. Oh man, I was wrong there. But it's a blast.

It's a total blast. Gosh, this show and these people. These people are everywhere. Yeah. Poop bawl. I can't even, what do you even do with it? Do you just keep it in your yard? Yeah, what do they do? The parents have to come get it. Probably hose it off and throw it away. Or just throw it away. I don't know. Burn it.

No, not hose it off because it didn't. Call the, not burn it. Anyways. Yeah, thank you both for watching. You know, we have a lot of fun here, and we'll be here again next Saturday, so join us then. Next week, we will have a special guest, Thomas Sanders will be here. And we're gonna be reading stories.

This has been a heavily requested episode, so you'll wanna tune in. We're gonna be covering some good stuff. So we'll see you then. Bye. Go play cod with the boys.