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Starting point is 00:00:34 high intensity focused ultrasound waves, zero incisions. And that very same day, two steady hands. From innovation to action, Sunnybrook is special. Learn more at Sunnybrook.C.A. slash special. Hello, I'm Shane and we're back with more Reddit stories. Today's theme, it's cheating or insecurity or paranoia of being cheated on. A real juicy one today. With me are two of the biggest cheaters I know. Angela and Spencer, just kidding. But they're both wearing the same hat. I was going to say we both look like we're biggest cheaters I know. Angela and Spencer, just kidding.

Starting point is 00:01:05 They're both wearing the same hat. I was going to say we both look like we're waiting for our flight and an airport. Look, I got nothing, I got nothing to have, that was good. This is going to be fun with you, bud. Yeah, we didn't, I was not, I didn't check on what the theme was until we like got into the studio and I was like, oh, it's cheating. Oh, and I actually found out what cheating was this morning. You did. Turns out I've been doing it for 30 years.

Starting point is 00:01:34 I'm kidding. All right, are you guys ready? Oh, I'm so excited. Okay. This isn't cheeters monopoly. thahahahahahahah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I's, I's, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm th. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thee. thean. thean. thean. theean. thean. theean. thean. thean. thean. I you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just saying some games to get him away. All right. First story, I, a woman at 24, found red hair in our male 32 shower. I'm blonde. I knew you're gonna say that. I, a 24-year-old woman, left our house for about five hours last night, leaving my boyfriend, who's 32, thirty-two-two-y-two-y-two-y-o'-o' th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ininininin-cccccccccccc''ggggggggggoyoyoyoy-inininjj-trying to-ccccc'gggggggg. just just just just just just you're going to say that. I, a 24-year-old woman, left our house for about five hours last night, leaving my boyfriend, who's 32, home by himself. Not too long after I got home, my boyfriend told me he was finding balls of black hair, so he swept the house. I thought it was weird, but didn't say anything. Once I went to shower, I noticed my shampoo, which I don't keep in the shower, was on the shower floor. And when I picked it up, I found a piece of hair that looked black, but once in the

Starting point is 00:02:27 light, it was very obviously red. I have blonde slash gray hair. Then when I got in the shower, there were a few strands wrapped around the shower handle. Still didn't say a word and just started to observe everything else. There was a charger on my side of the bed that isn't mine, that he doesn't use that outlet or go on my side of the bed. And then there was nail polish remover that he asked if I left it out and it wasn't me. I decided to change the bedding and was taking my time because I knew I was too bothered to go to bed anytime soon. He kept making comments about me looking for something that he knows, and he knows howakes to make a bed, so I'm obviously doing

Starting point is 00:03:05 something else. Oh, and this phone holder we have that was above our bed was moved and placed at the head of our bed. How can I get the truth out of him because I can already hear this, I'm not doing anything, and how everything is just a coincidence or something like that, what would you do? Dude, the hair alone is like a red flag. The that. that. that. That that. That the charger. That the charger. That the that. That th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, th. I is, thi. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, that's dude, like the hair, the hair alone is like a red flag. The charger to me is a warming of flash. And then that's like, that's insane. It's like, bro, I don't know what that is.

Starting point is 00:03:36 Well, who's that lady over there? Your husband's cheating on you. They were fucking and her phone was charging. Oh no. Yeah. That's crazy. It's laid out as clear as it. It's like, and then I saw it footprints. Yeah. I just want to read these comments first.

Starting point is 00:03:59 Maybe she left the hair, moved the shampoo and left the charger on purpose so OP would know. sounds like an escort. Oh P said, no, he definitely doesn't, and left the charger on purpose so O.P. would know. Sounds like an escort. O.P. said, no, he definitely doesn't have money like that. And I know that for a fact, L.O.L. he doesn't even have a bank account. He doesn't even have a bank account. to thiii. Yeah, that's a good.

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Starting point is 00:04:41 That's kind of wild, Okay, maybe we're really at a touch and a lot of people don't have bank accounts. And if that's the case, I will go on record to be, that is a surprising fact to me. I think a lot of people don't, but I think in this scenario where she's talking about this guy, he's thirty,s and like I don't have a bank account I'd be like oh yeah you get one like What's what I'm obsessed with is this like alternative theory that? Whoever he's cheating on her with He's leaving signs for her. I know. That's why I'm like no I think they're just careless like I think they're not thinneau thi thin. I think they're not thi. thin. Here not thi. thi. they're not thin. they're not thin. thi. they're not thi. they're not thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're not thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're not they're not they're not they're not thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii their their th would try and convince her that red hair is a real. Yeah. That's awesome. I think that could work. That's so cool, dude. They're like, whoa, it's...

Starting point is 00:05:28 There's no such thing. I find it crazy that you were gone for five hours and someone most definitely had sex with your boyfriend but then charged their phone, did their nails and were on a time crunch, L-O-L, 2,400 up votes. Someone said, you posted in our swingers a few days ago, saying your boyfriend found that lifestyle appealing. What more do you need to know to make a decision? Whoa! Yeah. Fro. It's clear, this guy is just kind of like. I think this guy is not thinking or concerned at all I love when these Reddit people recognize each

Starting point is 00:06:09 other out in the wild out there well no this person you can go to this person's account right often times people say you want our swingers often times people will click on the account and you click the username and you can go and you can see their history. Everything they've ever written. If they've ever commented, you get to see it all. Which is nice, it can also be bad for people. There was a guy, Ken Bone is the famous one. He was this guy, he was this guy back when the 2016 election was happening.

Starting point is 00:06:40 He was this kind of sweet, like just just silly looking guy in a red sweater and like a red tie. He asked a question that was very like a neutral question for both Hillary and Trump. And people just thought he was kind of charming and he became really famous overnight, just as like a meme. And then- Oh, on the debate. On the debate. Yes, okay, okay, okay. Okay, I think I know it was. Yes.

Starting point is 00:07:05 And he became super famous. He decided to do an AMA on Reddit and ask me anything. And he goes on there, he's like, ask me anything. And they're asking questions. But then people went to his profile. Now that he had revealed what his profile was. on a bunch of pregnant porn. Like, women who are pregnant, having sex, like he commented on all the time. There was a famous quote where it was,

Starting point is 00:07:30 it was two women in a pool, and he said two beautiful submarines. I don't remember that. His stuff was everywhere. But also, unfortunately, he had like some takes on I do remember it the takes. Extreme, ect societal, political things. unfortunately he had like some takes on I do remember the takes extreme extreme societal political things and people were like oh like his whole like

Starting point is 00:07:50 charm was shattered dude two beautiful submarines that's not that's kind of poetic that's literally that's so insane but it's like you know you know you can see it all okay as someone this bit on the show listening to the insane things people comment on each other's Reddit's, the fact that there's a book of it all and you can go to a catalog of it, makes me surprise that people are still this feral. Yeah, and like, and even when you delete stuff, there's like archives of all, like pretty much everything deleted. Yeah, no, you can't. It's on the internet forever. People are still just literally like pouring their like...

Starting point is 00:08:26 It's the myth of anonymity is the problem. Well, I mean, you are anonymous and it allows for a different kind of... Up until you're like, I'm 32 live in Los Angeles and blah blah blah. People find you. Yeah. It'll find you. Anyways, yeah, he's not even trying to hide it. I think if she asked, he would would just, he you, th, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to to to to th, to th, th, th, th, th, trying to hide it. I think if she asked, he would just be like, yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:46 Yeah, I had like five ladies over. It's also just like kind of crazy. It feels like this woman is on the go. She's like got her charger. She's like, oh, I need some nail polish. She's just like living in there. Yeah. I do still agree with that comment even if she thinks he doesn't have money. . that comment even if she thinks he doesn't have any money. It's like maybe he doesn't have money because he doesn't spend like he's just spending it immediately on things. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:09:08 Next story here. This is a recent story as of reading this right now. This is from relationship advice as well. I, a 24-year-old woman, think my husband, who's 30, is cheating on me on me, slash meeting up with somebody under the guise of getting me coffee. Literally never posted on Reddit before, but I feel like I have no one to talk to. I don't want to accuse him without being 100% confident, but I don't want to tell anyone without asking him first. Please help. Basically, my husband and I have fallen into an accidental schedule on Sunday mornings. Basically, I like to sleep in, L-O-L, and I will sleep until sometimes 10 to 11, to 11, to 11, to 11, to 11, to 11, to 11, to to to to to 11. to to to to to to to the to the to to to the to to the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Literally, thi. Literally, th. Literally, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the th. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. t t tode. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Basically, I like to sleep in, L.O.L. and I will sleep until sometimes 10 to 11, 11 a.m. My husband is a morning person, and every week he gets up at 7.m.

Starting point is 00:09:53 goes on a run. I hear her return at 7.30-ish, get in the shower, do whatever he does for a few hours, and then he goes to a local coffee task, us breakfast. He wakes me up every Sunday at 11 with coffee and breakfast. It's been going on for like over a year now. A few weeks ago though, I happened to wake around nine. My husband was literally already gone. I checked his location, he has mine too, and saw he was at the coffee shop. I figured he just went early except he did not return until 11, like usual. When he got home, I asked him if the shop was busy slash did he stay and do some work, and he was just like, no, not really. That was weird, but I didn't say anything more. Until the following week, I heard my husband doing his routine, and I stayed awake until I heard him leave. This time around 945.

Starting point is 00:10:37 The coffee shop is 10 minutes away. He didn't come home until 11, 10. I asked him again and this time he did he did the th, he th, he the th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi, to to to to to to to to to to told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to told, told, too, too, too, too, too, thi, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, no, no, no, no, no, no, no him again, and this time, he did have his work laptop. He said he worked for like an hour. I was so paranoid now that I asked to go with him this past Sunday. He said, no, just stay in bed. He wasn't nervous, just more being thoughtful. When I was persistent, he got mad. I said, I don't care, I want to come. And he eventually groaned and he they they, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he told, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, to, told, told, told, told, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to come. And he eventually groaned and said fine. On the way there, he sent several text with his phone turned away from me. Am I being crazy or does that sound like cheating to you? I don't want to accuse him,

Starting point is 00:11:12 but I just can't shake that horrible gut feeling. How do I even approach this? Wow. Yeah, I feel like we need more info on this. I... Before I'm about to blow these people's a relationship wide open, I think I need a little more info. Yeah. Oh, this is crazy though. That's crazy. Yeah, now it's like, it's a little suss. It's a little suss. I would, I totally understand her, her like, her spiraling a little bit because it's like whoa. Yeah especially when things like one thing kind of like you know it was like a little thing and then you know when you try and push back then you get a little resistance yeah

Starting point is 00:11:51 I can see where it's really hard once that like thought has been like put out there it's really hard to like shake it. It's true and there's so much you know people communicate through body language more than even verbally, like we communicate in ways we don't even realize. Like this is crazy. And the communication, I've realized in relationships, the communication with your body language with your phone, with your phone, their body language with your phone, their, there's a simple art of just like putting your phone down face down versus face up says

Starting point is 00:12:26 so much more than you could just say in a conversation. Especially if you believe that something's going on right. But what's also tough because I've been there where you're starting you you're fully suspecting and then you just start to see the signs everywhere and then you're like well wait am I looking into this too much yeah that's a tough spot to be in. And I almost can't blame her for coming to Reddit, because I'm like, you do want just a completely outside. But also, what's tough is we don't see this. We're getting the transcripts, so we are visualizing something different.

Starting point is 00:12:57 Reading her. Oh, if I walked into that coffee shop with him, I'd be like, at every single person. Yeah. That looks at him. I'd be like. I bring him a sniffing dog. Yeah, I bring some dogs. Yeah, I bring a pack of them. I bring my boys. My huskies. Uh, so comments here. Let him go the next two weeks like he was. Let the routine seem back to normal.

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Starting point is 00:14:49 A little one. So because of these comments, I waited two weeks and then asked my sister to spy on my husband. I know how that sounds. It's okay. She was down for it, though. Also some context I should have added is that my husband and I live in a big city where there are apartments above places, like this coffee place for instance. Oh my god, is there an apartment above the... Holy fuck. He didn't account for the Y-axis.

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Starting point is 00:15:55 ew, gross, get the fuck away from me. I'm just sitting here reading the Bible on my phone. Okay. I'm scrolling. I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just reading here. I'm reading here. I'm reading here. I'm reading here. I'm just just just just reading here. I'm just just just reading here. I'm just reading here. I'm just reading here. I'm just reading here. I'm just reading here. I'm just reading here, I'm just reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here. I's. I's. I's reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here reading here. I'm reading here. I'm reading here. I'm reading here. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm reading. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. I'm scrolling on Facebook. So yeah, maybe this guy truly does want to go to the coffee shop, be alone. I don't love that he can't just communicate that to her. Yeah. Like I think this pattern will continue of him not communicating shit and then her being paranoid because she has a void of information. Yeah. And he's being weird. So I think that's I... He could be going to that coffee shop to text someone. that's. that's. that's. that. th. Yeah. Yeah. the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the to be. I. to be. I. I. to be. I. to be to be to be to be to be to be. the to be to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. the te. the the the te. the te. te. te. te. te. te. to. to. to. t that's I. He could be going to that coffee shop to text someone that's not even at that coffee shop. Yeah. That's when he like sex somebody or something. The tough thing is because you know I've been cheated on. Once you get into that space of paranoia, it's like you can just find, you can find all that reasoning. But I also am of the belief of like if you're in that space where you're paranoid you're paranoid you're paranoid you're paranoid you're paranoid. You're paranoid. You're paranoid. You're paranoid. You're paranoid. You're in. you're in that space where you're paranoid, you have to, like, if you can't solve that

Starting point is 00:16:45 and get out of that space, that relationship won't work. Yeah. Like, you should have trust on a level that you're not thinking about that. Him getting upset that she wanted to go to the coffee shop is like the, something that's back. I would say I'm seeing red flags for this relationship, even if he's not cheating. Like, they need to communicate, I don't think he's respecting her in a way, is my thought. Yeah. I think he wants him alone time if he's not cheating on her.

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Starting point is 00:17:47 around anyone that's so happened to me I truly just want to to yeah yeah or sometimes in relationships I've been in like I love doing errands alone because I want to be quiet right and like I've had relationships be like a. I'll come with you do all those errands I'm I can just be more fun if I'm just like silent. Yeah. It's like no problem. I ain't you. Yeah. It's valid.

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Starting point is 00:18:25 Red card. Yellow card. Ocean Avenue. Scene. Okay, next story. Someone give me word. I'm sensing a pattern here. I a 24-year-old woman caught my husband, a 33-year-old man coming home from the neighbors. 20-year-old woman? home from the neighbors 20-year-old woman coming from their house how do I confront him a lot of 24-year-old women writing into Reddit about like 30-year-old husbands there it's that tweet the oh the a 24-year-old dude's in their 30s love film so much there they date a 24 year old. That is insane. So stupid.

Starting point is 00:19:11 It's so dumb. Oh man. Okay. All right, so a 24 year old woman caught her husband, coming home from the neighbor's house. Where a 20 year old woman lives, how do I confront him? She's got a house? I'm at a loss for what to do. I've been married for two years, and my husband, Chris, has been amazing.

Starting point is 00:19:32 I know there is a large age gap, but he looks young for his age and honestly kind of acts young as well. Oh, then okay. Then it's fine. Oh, actually, sorry, it's chill now. Officer. Yeah, what the fuck? It's just 24 to 33? 24 and 33. It's not like, but it's not like, but it's not like, so they probably got married at 22 and he was 30.

Starting point is 00:19:56 And so they probably started dating when he was, I don't know. It's just like, I get it. The age gap, I think, like, like, the age gap, like, like, the age the age the age the age the age the out the older you get but like when you're like 20 and dating like a 28 year old I don't know it's it's not it's not illegal. No but it's one of those things where I'm like I don't know I'm always I question as now that I especially now that I'm in my 30s yeah like the way I see like young people in their early 20s I'm just like oh the difference I'm like I in their early 20s, I'm just like, oh, the difference. I'm like, I question the intention. Totally. I just question it.

Starting point is 00:20:29 I just questioned it. But he looked young. Yeah, but he looks young. Yeah. I was just hanging on my 20-year-old female neighbor, bro. We're playing a game. to name a game. Name a game.

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Starting point is 00:21:13 And, um, okay. Yesterday I came home early from work. Usually I get home at four, but I wasn't feeling good and left around 2.30. As I was driving down our street, I noticed a man leaving our neighbor's house. It's a family with a college-age daughter, Rachel. I see Rachel give the man a kiss goodbye and figure it's her boyfriend. When I, when he turned around, it was my husband. I immediately pull over and parked so he doesn't see me. Honestly, I didn't believe it was him until he walked to our house. Once he was inside, I drove to a park and just cried. I pulled myself together, did my makeup, and returned home acting like everything was normal.

Starting point is 00:21:52 Chris was his normal loving self. He made me dinner, rubbed my feet, did everything that he usually does. That before yesterday made me feel like the luckiest woman alive. Now it feels so dirty and gross. I don't know where to go from the have no proof of what's happening. I don't know how long this has been going on. I'm just thankful that we don't have kids in case we divorce. In case we divorce. How do I confront him on this? Okay, here's what you do.

Starting point is 00:22:13 You hit him with your car. Jesus. I think we figured it out pattern that I'm talking about. It's like, okay, he has a very clear, like, intention for speaking out young women. Because like, when we hear these stories, like, in my head, I'm like, oh, you shouldn't just pull over right there and be like, hey, bitch! And like, yelled. But like, I wonder like if my body would be like,

Starting point is 00:22:39 run away, because that's really sad and scary and very vulnerable. But she's talking about how does she confront him. And I mean, she saw it. There's no... I don't know if I would be able to like confront the person, like, but that's just me. I have like confrontational issues. But like, it's like, you know, I would almost just want to like pull out, like, I'm, like, I'm just like, thi. th........ th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I they. they. they. they. I'm, they. I'm, they. I, they. I, they. I, they. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I... I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, th. And, the. And, th. And, the. th. And, the. the. the. the. the. the. And, the. And, there. And, the. And, thetill they go to work and then just pull all my shit out of the house and just like be like okay Like you know what you do like don't even like give them the satisfaction I think there's a lot of situations where the advice and though this is usually more in situations

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Starting point is 00:23:49 Yeah, that's very much. But also I totally understand wanting to say something. Oh yeah. And just watch him see you see, you see, you see you see you's messing with the teenager next door. You need to dump this loser immediately and never look back." Opie responded, I had some friends warning me about him being so old, they were right. Unhappy face. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ever going to get the reaction you want when confronting someone about their cheating? I think healing is different for everybody. Yeah. And I think sometimes they want closure and they want to their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their toeeeeeeean. toean. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the I think sometimes they want closure and they want to say something.

Starting point is 00:24:27 Some people don't. You're right. Confrontation is so specific to each person. Like I grew up in a household where confrontation was normal. But like I have, like my best friend, like they don't like confrontation because it makes them feel a little unsafe, which is fine. Like, it depends on what? I'm not typically confrontationalational confront view things in the way of like, what's going to make my life better a year from now?

Starting point is 00:24:50 Yeah. And I also view it of like, I sometimes can be pessimistic with people, where I'm like, if someone disrespect you that much, I'm like, they're never going to respect you. See, but I think, and you're never going to get that that that that that that response that response that response that response that response that response that response that response to get to get that response that response that response to get to get that response out of them. So I'm like, I would almost say it's something more fucked up in me where I'm just like, all right, detached from you completely, and I'm going to remove you from my, I disagree too though because it's not a response I'm looking for, it's just me responding to what I've seen. I don't need anything from you. That's why a lot of, in a lot of situations you see her, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and in, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the....... the. the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the whole, this is a Vanderpump thing, but I don't know if, but like the whole Scand of all, she just says her stuff and she's like, I don't need to hear a word from

Starting point is 00:25:28 you, because this is just me taking back my power. That's cool. I like that. I get that. And I totally respect that. It depends on the person. I've never judged people of the viewpoint of like, what's best for me, and they're doing what's best for them in that situation.

Starting point is 00:25:51 I've just never seen someone actually change from it. It's sad to say, I'm just like, when people are that far gone, I'm like, I, I think they can change it's just going to take a decade. I agree with like the sometimes when it's too far gone, but I also do see like, you know, there have been times where, you know, not to get too like specific, but like, you know, even like here when it's like, someone does like confront me about something like earlier, and like it does help you like, and you help, it helps you like, and you're a, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th..... th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. a good person you think and you respect the people who are bringing that no for sure like and it's like and I think it is we're figuring out that like communication style yeah it's like confrontation was like to theymea to the the. Confrontation was never my communication style and you know so when I do encounter people who's communication style it because it's like well you know that helped you kind of like talk through it. It's just a familiar thing or if it's not it's

Starting point is 00:26:49 that's confrontation amongst people who respect each other. I don't even view that as confrontation. I view that as communication. Yeah. Confrontation in this regard when someone has disres, shows they're lying and disrespect you to such a degree where they can actively cheat on you and then come home and be rubbing your feet and like, when it's at that level, I'm like, oh, so there's we're not in love, where there's no connection here, there's nothing. Like, that's where my mind goes. But I completely agree with what you said. I do think confrontation can be valid. I think she's allowed to do whatever she wants. Yeah, she's allowed to show her hurt just like he, you know,

Starting point is 00:27:28 she's, yeah, she could do whatever she wants, it's healthy for her. Yeah, but that's hard when you're that heartbroken. Gosh, that sucks. That's a bummer. Yeah. All right. Moving on. I, a 34-year-old man failed a Tick-yTock relationship test, and my wife, a 32-year-old woman, is upset with me. How do I make it up to her? Talk about the problematic age gap. Yeah, two years. This comes from relationship advice. This guy's just seeking advice on what to do here.

Starting point is 00:28:01 My wife and I were recently at a local mall when we were approached by a couple of younger guys with a microphone and a camera, filming content for a Tick-Tock channel. They asked us if we'd be okay answering a couple of questions about each other and being posted online. It sounded fun and I've seen videos in this vein before, so I said, sure, my wife said okay as well. They asked us questions about each other, first basic stuff like eye color or favorite food, but quickly getting more specific and niche. I don't know if it was being put on the spot or just me being off my game, so to speak, but there were several questions I couldn't answer immediately or correctly, like our anniversary or her parents' names or if she has any allergies.

Starting point is 00:28:41 My wife is beyond upset and says it's clear that I either don't listen to her or don't care. I know why she feels that way and I totally understand, but she's wrong. I do care and I do listen. I just couldn't remember those answers in the moment. I'm planning a trip for us over spring break. We're both teachers. But now, I just her that I do care? Well he's clearly cheating. I was going to say I get served the Tick Talks where people, they're at the mull and they have them

Starting point is 00:29:12 switch phones and they look through their messages and stuff and my theory is often that I'm like oh this is got to be staged but I guess not. I being in this industry would never agree to be staged, but I guess not. I, being in this industry, would never agree to being on camera from some random people at the mall. I would just be like, no, no, thanks. They're at the mall, wow. What were the, can we go over the questions again? So the questions that he failed? Parents names?

Starting point is 00:29:41 Her name? Her name, her their anniversary, her parents names and her? to? to? And, to? And, their anniversary. Her name, no kidding. Yeah, her name. Their anniversary, her parents' names, and her allergies. Parents names? That's pretty bad. That's kind of crazy. That's pretty rough. You're, you know, yeah, they're married. It's like my wife and I, it's like, you probably should know her parents' names. But what he's saying is he, maybe he was just put on the spot. That's what it feels nervous. If he's not a performer. the the the th the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their anniversary their their anniversary their anniversary, their anniversary, their anniversary, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their's saying is maybe he was just put on the spot. That's what it feels like. If he's not a performer, I think for us it's hard

Starting point is 00:30:10 because I'm like, oh, whatever, you're there. But for a lot of people, they're super nervous. And you kind of, when you put on the spot, you can kind of blank. Adrenaline sometimes hits weird ways and then you're like, uh, 9-11 didn't happen at now. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I have blanked on demer things. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:31 And you know, being asked questions with very simple answers, sometimes it's not as simple as it seems. Yeah. Was that profound? Profound? I would say because these sounds so obvious, it's like, okay, yeah, maybe you were nervous, maybe, and he feels really bad about it. Yeah, like, he shouldn't be worried about the trip.

Starting point is 00:30:53 He's planning, that sounds sweet. Yeah, I just hope he can remember her birthday when he types in the flight info. They show up to the airport and he's like, oh, I forgot what planes are. I forgot. Sir, is this your flight? I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know who I am. She's allergic to peanuts.

Starting point is 00:31:10 He's like, she'll take some. Here, take some. A couple comments here. Do you struggle answering quickfire questions? Like if someone asks your age? have to assess what's been what's been asked fully before thinking about it than answering do you struggle with auditory processing? OPE said not usually 415 down votes. Everyone's like boo! I was like just answering your question truthfully and

Starting point is 00:31:36 everyone just be like no dude. Someone said try learning her parents names and the things that will kill her. That's a good start. Someone said, dude, when you said the questions were niche, I was thinking stuff like, what's her favorite okra-based recipe? Or which member of the Avengers does she think is the best with cats? Not, when's your anniversary? That is true. He did say, like, the question's got really niche, like, what's her parents' name? This guy just sounds legitimately just kind of dumb. Like, that's like the ultimate problem is just like, yeah, I don't think this guy's, I don't

Starting point is 00:32:11 think this guy's super smart. Yeah. Or this guy just like really doesn't know what happens when you put a camera in his face. Yeah. It's like, uh, blah. It's one of those two things, right, right, right obviously, yeah, he probably could have saved himself in the moment if he was just like honest of like, I'm really, sorry, I'm really nervous, I'm blanking right now, I'm struggling to.

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Starting point is 00:32:58 Right. Right. Right. Um, it's, I don't know, it's, that's, that sucks. Yeah, best of luck to him. Yeah, dude, good luck man, that's, that's a bummer. I don't think he's cheating though. He's not. No, I think he's, I think he's too dumb. Should you be like, oh, am I, am I your, am your wife?

Starting point is 00:33:17 I don't get to a joke within half a second, Andrews like, that's not true. That's not true. I feel it's like when a football players, the balls, like fumbling in their hands. And you're like, Shane? Football? Oh, I get it. My ultimate takeaway. My ultimate takeaway is still, I'm like, if some Tick-Tocker with a microphone comes up, Just say no. Just say no, man. Those small mics, walk away. Because the only ones that go viral are the ones that go bad. You're never seeing a positive one,

Starting point is 00:33:56 where it's like, we traded phones, oh, looks like no, point. Anyways, all right, next story. This is from yesterday. What? Posted on relationship advice. What? So we could still, we could still solve this. We can comment.

Starting point is 00:34:14 Uh, gosh, comment? Oh, whoa, this title is crazy. OK. I, a 28-year-old woman, think I just watched my 33-year-old husband cheat on me during a threesome. Is that what just happened? Wow. I actually don't know what to make of this. I'm so confused and honestly hurt.

Starting point is 00:34:39 I'm not sure that anyone will have any advice, but please if you do, I need someone's help. My husband and I, for the majority of our to to to thiiiiiiiiiole th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.A th.A th.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. th. thin. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. theee. th. th. I need someone's help. My husband and I for the majority of our relationship have been very open to non-monogamous sex, never by ourselves but with each other and another person. Over the years we've had many threesomes with other girls and we've both very much enjoyed it. For the past like two-ish years we've had one standard other girl who we would see a lot. We stopped seeing her because she wanted to explore more serious relationships, and that was totally fine. Since then, my husband had been very interested in trying it out with another specific girl. I was open to it, obviously.

Starting point is 00:35:12 Emmy met with her several times. She was very attractive, kind and confident with this whole thing, which is important because I hate the shy persona. It makes me feel weird. I the the a great match, yet when we had our first encounter, I realized quickly I was more a bystander than an active participant. I literally felt like that scene in Friends where Ross says he was just there

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Starting point is 00:36:07 that doesn't bother me, but make love to her. I asked my husband afterwards what that was all about and he admitted that she was a little too into him and not enough into me, which is his entire turn on anyway. We both said she's probably not a good match, and that sucks, but he says it's not that big of a deal. To me, it's a big deal. I feel horrible. I mean, I know we have an unusual situation, but like, you would feel horrible too, right? He's apologized, but I just can't get that image out of my head. Holy moly.

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Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, they threesome class. Yeah. Oh yeah, those are those. No, I think they're coming three parts. Legitimately, I think they, I think they could talk to a sex therapist. I also think. Sex therapist would be like, yeah. My, the only thing I, that made thirds were sought out by both of them together, and she said this was the first one he brought to her attention. It was like, trying it out with another specific girl,

Starting point is 00:37:33 I was open to it, and we met with her several times. Yes, but he brought it or brought it. I mean, I don't know how the other one started, but that would be my only thing is like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, to me, to me, and to, and to, and to, and, and to, and, and, and to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the thi.a, thi.a.a. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th, but that would be my only thing is like, moving from just the side of what went down in the sex, but it's his relationship to her and if there's any validity in that. Yeah, it's tough because, you know, I'm a monogamous person. So like, my viewpoint on this, like, I know a lot of people who are in polyamers relationships or relationships where they're open to this th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, thin, their, thin, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, their, their, thi, thi, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thr, thr, thr, throwne, throwne, throwne, tho, tho, throwne, throwne, tho, thi, thi, their, the're open to this type of thing. And, you know, a lot of people really can make it work, but they make it work through just so much communication. I think that's what's needed here.

Starting point is 00:38:13 I mean, he was very fine afterwards of being like, yeah, she was way to. Yeah, and if she trusts that and believes him, and he doesn't show anything suss after. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, suss after? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's like how do you, it's such a subjective experience. Yeah. And it's like it's really something that they kind of need to communicate about. Right.

Starting point is 00:38:38 Her feelings are so valid. Yeah, no, because it's like, it's like, it's like, you deny when, like, even when something's really subjective like to you, it's like, well, yeah, I still felt that feeling, so it's like, you can't deny, you felt that way. No matter what that's valid. She was her. Yeah, but at the end of the day, I'm just like, make sure he's not going to the coffee shop with her. Yeah, some comments here. Why didn't your husband call it off after she wouldn't include you?

Starting point is 00:39:06 O.P. said, you know, I was thinking the same thing. She was still trying to include me, and so was he. And he did. But it was just so off. Someone else said, I thought you said earlier she refused to include you. O.P. said, I don't want to say anything specific sexually, L.O.L. I mean, she was including me in some ways, touching me, and not in other ways. Well, we actually all want and agree. 167 down votes. It's the funniest joke. What? Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:40 Yeah. Uh, someone said, yes, good to keep explicitly sexual remarks out of a conversation about checks notes. Your husband having sex with another woman in front of you. Someone else said, unfortunately, this is a risk. told you. told you should have said something while it was happening. I'm so sorry.

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Starting point is 00:40:25 And it's like, it's like, a lot of it's like subjective, and it's like, you know, your communication with that other person, and it's like, you know, what are you comfortable with? Right. Yeah, most of the threesome stories I've read on Reddit. Yeah. Yeah, throwns, it's, th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. It's. It's. the. It's. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like, like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, like, it's like, it's like. That's like, it's become like a joke on some reddits of like, well, here we have another one of these. But this one's very different,

Starting point is 00:40:48 because it's like they've done it a ton of times. Yeah. Feels like that person's not meant for her and her husband. Right, and he has seemed to agree to that. I mean, if they both truste trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thrust each thrust each thus thrust each thus. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. the the the. tha. te. teat. true. te. te. te. teat. teat. teat. teat. te. the o' thea. the o' to her or their threesomes only exist in a world where this woman also does too because this woman is clearly a trigger and his right she didn't it was it wasn't a fair exchange yeah I think she needs to talk to her husband I think they would benefit from talking to someone else and just I don't think it's hopeless though I think like I don't think it's hopeless I thi I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I thin thin thin thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th I don't thi th I don't thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thithey can absolutely communicate and figure this out is my opinion. Hey, best I do think it's funny that she's like, I don't want to talk, I don't want to,

Starting point is 00:41:29 I want to keep explicitly sexual remarks out of the conversation. It's like, well, then we don't really know this situation too well. But her feeling, her feeling is Yeah, I've rarely read, actually I don't think I've ever, nobody's gonna come to Reddit, talking about a three-som worked out perfectly. Everyone loved it included. Submit? Yeah, no, you did. That's true.

Starting point is 00:41:54 That's on our threesms that went well. Ha ha ha! I bet you it exists. Because why typetype it out, you know? Okay. Next story. This comes from Petty Revenge. Hell yeah! My favorite chapter of the book. My boyfriend cheated, so I ruined a childhood friendship.

Starting point is 00:42:15 I would like to start this off by saying that this isn't something I am proud of. It was the one and only time... He might be a little proud of it. But I am posting it on Reddit. It was the one and only time I had ever done anything like it. I told my partner from the beginning of the relationship that if he ever cheated on me, I would sleep with his best friend. Okay.

Starting point is 00:42:34 All right, you had us in the first half and now. It's just like crazy. Now we're in an early 2000's movie movie. That's okay. If someone th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the one th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thoom, thoomoomoomoomorrow. I thi. I thoomo. I thoomo. I thoomoomoomoom. I thoom. I thoom. I thoom. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I tho. I tho. I'm. I'm. I'm tho. I'm. I'm thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I th, if I, OK, if I, I would never, and I never have and I never would cheat on someone. If someone said that to me, I'd be like, I'm out. That's crazy thing to say. That's a crazy thing to say. I'd be like, all right.

Starting point is 00:42:54 What? I would, I told my partner from the beginning of the relationship that if he ever cheated to cheated to cheated to cheated to cheated, to cheated, to cheated, to cheated, to cheated, to cheated, to to to to to to to to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, I, told, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, sleep with his best friend. He had mild insecurity towards his friend being into me, so I figured it was the perfect revenge as they hung out almost every single day and were friends since they were children. Lord. Every time I would say that to him, he acted very shady a lot, so I was suspicious. He would get all weird. Nine months into our relationship, I found out he was cheating on me the whole time. I, of course, went through with my threat and messaged his friend asking to hang out.

Starting point is 00:43:26 I slept with him that night and ruined their friendship. They haven't spoken since, and that was 2.5 years ago. Please don't message me inquiring about sex. Um, I hate all of these people. I truly hate all of, dude, she wasn't bad. Our friendship means nothing. That friend waited no time. Part of me is like, you know what?

Starting point is 00:43:52 She gave the threat and she did what she threatened? But she also threatened it a lot. She didn't just say it once. She threatened it a lot and she threatened it because she knew he was insecure about his threatened it because she knew he was insecure about. Those are two people that shouldn't have been together. Don't be with someone. If you're that, if you're in that space, like, break up? What are you doing? Whoa.

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Starting point is 00:44:53 relationship because sometimes we have to be very clear like obviously cheating in like a very like a very like a known way but this this is like a different surprising way of being crazy like I mean no I mean he cheated I don't like him either. Yeah no no no Everyone's bad everyone is bad here comments well you're a woman of your word and you can't say he wasn't warned yeah fair yeah yeah no it's fair yeah no it's fair. Someone said isn't that kind of a weird thing to say at the beginning of a relationship like that you want to make your partner insecure tell them you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the to to to the to to theeeeeeeeea to theea to thea theeeee the the the the a weird thing to say at the beginning of a relationship? Like, if you want to make your partner insecure, tell them you've already decided who you're going to fuck if things go bad. I have no intention of cheating but would still hate being told this.

Starting point is 00:45:34 Something tells me this whole relationship was toxic from day one. She goes, this was a really good first day. Here's a list of people I will sleep with in your life that will ruin you. This doesn't work out. Who are you most jealous of? Okay. Just for me to know. Like I would be, I would be scared. Like imagine, imagine you go on a date with someone and they're like, hey, if you ever cheat on me, like, I'm gonna fuck your friend or your best friend. And then I'm gonna be like, even if I don't cheat on, to to be, to be, I to be, I to be, I to be, I to be, I to be, I to be, I to be, I to be, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'd, I'd to be, I'd to be, I'd to be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I would be, I would be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd, I'd be, I'd, I'd, I'd be, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd be, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be scared, I'd be scared, I'd to be scared, I'd to be scared, I'd to be scared, I'd to be scared, I would be scared, I'd to be scared, I would be scared, I'd to be, I'd to be, I'd be, I'd to I'm going to be like, well, like, even if I don't cheat on you and, like, just like, we break up or like, something happens, I'm like, so that's just like in your, like,

Starting point is 00:46:07 you're just kind of okay with that. Yeah. Like, that's like, yeah. Yeah. Just starting any relationship off with a threat, I wouldn't say, I have one question. How many times did you bring it up to him and why? Was it out of the blue or was it brought up in conversation? Technically two questions, I know. OPE says, countless times, and it would be either randomly

Starting point is 00:46:32 or when I would try and talk to him about my suspicions of him. Randomly? 181 downvotes. Yeah, okay. This is all a fake story because this just seems now nuts. But I also know that people like this exist. Do you hear me out threesome? Oh? Someone said, no wonder he had insecurity toward his best friend. You kept telling him you'd sleep with him. I'd be out the door if my partner threatened to sleep with my best friend for something

Starting point is 00:46:56 I hadn't yet ever done, especially ifthat was threatened, I'd just be like, oh, so you want to have sex? Like, you're going to cheat on me. Yeah, I feel like you don't even need to threaten it. If they bring it up multiple times. It's just not something you like, no, it's weird. Weird as hell. Especially bringing it up countless times. I'm just like, I don't know, this is my view now after so many experiences in my life of just like, if you're that suspicious, don't be in a relationship.

Starting point is 00:47:31 What the fuck are you doing? You're wasting your time. Yeah, just bang their friend. Just bang their friend. Okay, we have another one. This is also from like yesterday. These are from the other people be cheating right now. A 30-year-old woman has named her son after my husband, male 32. Another, so

Starting point is 00:47:52 O.P. is writing that another woman has named her son after her husband. Okay. It's his sister. That would be the only situation. My husband is from Slovakia. The last time we were there visiting family, his cousin took him out for a drive around the village. I had food poisoning, so I was sick in bed while they were out touring the village. When he got back, he told me his cousin took him to this apartment block and called some girl that my husband used to hang out with. She came out with a child in tow. Turns out the boy is the boy the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. He the boy. He the boy. He the boy. He the boy. He th. He th. He th. He is th. He is th. He is th. He is th. He is th. He is thi. I was tod tod tod today. I was tod th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I is is, th. I is, th. I is, th. I is, th. I is, th. I is, th. I, th. I is, th. I is, th. I is, th. I is, tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod today. I is, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, the boy is named after my husband. He was confused as to, A, why the kid was named after him, as he hadn't seen this girl since he was a kid, and B, why his cousin took him to say hello to her. Baring in mind, this is a tiny village with no opportunities in Slovakia.

Starting point is 00:48:37 So I'm guessing as a kid, he made an impression on her. I'm not sure how to feel how I feel about it. I don't speak Slavic either so I don't understand what they were saying or even if they talked about it when he got back He didn't have to tell me about the encounter, but I'm scared the kid could be his He was in that village without me in, but what if that kid is his? We have an eight-year-old... He's pregnant? We have an eight-year-old, three-year-old, and another baby on the way.

Starting point is 00:49:10 I guess I'm posting to see what others think. If this kid was his, then why isn't that woman asked him for money? He has no socialthis at all. I'd never have known. He thinks it's weird, too, that the kid is named after him. He said if I'm concerned, he will arrange to meet up with her and the kid next time we're in Slovakia. Edit, the kid is 100% named after him.

Starting point is 00:49:35 According to my husband, this was confirmed during the title of the post. This sounds like a crazy horror setup. This is crazy. Yeah, you're so right. Next day 24 movie. Yeah. So he was in the same area as that woman. Yeah, he, he, um, he was in the village without me in 2019. Bro, were you in the village without me? I'm just trying to see if you were in the village without me. Uh-oh. Okay. Two possibilities, I feel like, is, you know, he's being very up front with her.

Starting point is 00:50:10 Yeah. I'm just like, she named her son after me. You know, that's, it's weird, whatever. Maybe he, if, if it is his kid, he's probably trying to play 4D chess of like, if I, this. If I'm super upfront and to her, she, she, is, is, is, to, to, to, he, to, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th, th, th, th, th, he, he, is th, is th, is he, is he, is like, he, he, he, is like, is like, is like, he, he, he, he, is, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, is, is, is, is, he, he, is, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, trying to play 4D chess of like, if I'm super upfront and talk to her, she then will think like, oh, I'm on board with you, this is crazy, you know, like, but, I want to go with you. No, I want to go. Comments, there's a big difference between being named after someone and having the same name

Starting point is 00:50:44 as someone. Did she specifically say, I have named my son after you, or are you and your husband assuming? O.P. Yes, he said that the exchange went something like this. Husband. Is that your son? What's his name? Uh, Slavic girl? Yes, his name is husband's name. Husband. Really? Is he named after me? Just getting, Slovak girl. Yes. Wow. Maybe they got different humor over there.

Starting point is 00:51:11 Maybe, maybe extremely dry humor. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I named him after you. She's like, you piece of shit, of course. Everything's about you. What's crazy is, um, there is a world in which she just liked that guy's name. But she named him after him. She didn't just take the name. She's not saying like, oh, Charles is a great name, so I named my son Charles.

Starting point is 00:51:34 It's like I named him after you. Maybe it was like her first childhood crush, and you never forget that one. The last comment, okay, so to recap, the baby is specifically named after your husband. Your sister-in-law took your husband to visit this woman and child specifically. Your husband visited in 2019 without you. Yeah, if the dates line up, I'd be suspicious to. Yeah, I think so.

Starting point is 00:51:58 It doesn't, that, it's unfortunate. Unfortunately, all, the element actually that I'm most suspicious, thususususususususususus, that I that I that I th. that I th. th. th. th. thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, th. too, too, the the too, to, the the to, the the the the the the the the the the the too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, the too, the the too, too, too, too, too, too, too,. Unfortunately, the element actually that I'm most suspicious up is the sister-in-law taking him specifically to meet him. That's what got me just there. I'm like, hmm, that's weird. If I were her, I would talk to the sister-in-law. Sorry, not sister-in-law. They wrote sister-in-law, but it's the cousin, took him specifically to go see this woman and this child. Yeah, a trip specifically to go visit a child.

Starting point is 00:52:28 Yeah, I would talk to the cousin. If I was her, I'd talk to the cousin. Paul the cousin. And I'd be like, what's the deal with this, with this kid? Why did you do that, man? Why did you do that? I'm hooked though. Me too, I'm hooked. I'm ready for episode two. Yeah, no, this could all be a cult and they're about to get sex. Yeah, yeah, no, that's like, it's like, that's like how they get you in. They like have a kid and they name it after you.

Starting point is 00:52:51 Yeah, and the dates lined up, you were here. Right. And then they go back. 30-year-old man. And he looks exactly like you. Yeah, and it's him. That's your husband. What? William Defoe. A lot of questions on that one. Hopefully we get some answers. That's why.

Starting point is 00:53:15 I want updates. I want an update. Okay. Next story. It's a 23-year-old woman. My boyfriend, who's 25, sent me a nude, but I'm not sure it was for me. I'm not sure it was for me. I received a nude from my boyfriend yesterday when I was outside.

Starting point is 00:53:35 Tint-dun-tinn-de-dinn-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-ah- I received a nude from my boyfriend yesterday when I was outside, not to be too graphic, but it was a pick of him naked in the bathroom in front of the meeting. Oh, I'm going to be sick. Gross! Ugh! This is a penis out. The thing is that in our two years of relationship, he never sent me any nude.

Starting point is 00:54:00 We've sexed it from time to time, but that's it. It has never been an issue an issue an issue an issue an issue an issue an issue an issue an issue the issue the issue the issue the issue the issue thi issue thi issue thi issue thi issue thi issue thi issue to to be to be to be to to be to to to to to to time to time, but that's it. It has never been an issue for me since we have a pretty good relationship in sex life. What was very weird also is that he wrote, in my bathroom, as you asked, cutie, oh. Got a dead rights, bro. With a kissy heart. Booking boys. I'm trying to translate in English the best I can because it's not our language. That was so weird because I never asked for it, and he has never called me Cutie ever.

Starting point is 00:54:31 He has a whole other nickname for me. Also, why did he say something like, My bathroom. Sorry you had to hear with Spencer. What? He has a whole other nickname for me and Spencer goes, Uggy. Fuck ass. My wife, in parentheses who I hate. Who is ugly as shit? Who is ugly and who I do not like.

Starting point is 00:54:58 Okay. He has a different nickname for me. Also, why did he say something like, in my bathroom? Of course I know it's our bathroom. Okay. He has a different nickname for me. Also, why did he say something like, in my bathroom? Of course I know it's our bathroom. We lived together. Yeah. Oh my gosh, yes.

Starting point is 00:55:12 I thanked him and told him that I enjoyed it, but he didn't respond. When I got back home, I talked about it again. I just told him it was great to do that, even if I didn't ask for it, as he said. Honestly, he felt really uncomfortable when I mentioned it. His voice changed and it was almost trembling. Yeah. He was like, I just wanted to surprise you, ha ha. But I know him well and I can't tell when he's nervous and uncomfortable, that's

Starting point is 00:55:38 exactly how he was. This happened yesterday and even today I feel like he's hea I hea I's wrong with him. Now I can't help but feel like he made a mistake and that the pick was for another woman, maybe. Another part of me is trying to convince myself that I'm tripping, not sure what I think. Is it suspect or am I just imagining things, I don't think there's any other explanation. I actually think. No, for sure. In my bathroom. Yeah. Did you guys ever have, this happens to me and my brother, sometimes my brother will be like, yeah, my mom. And we share a mom and I'm like, why did you say my mom? It's out of my mom? the. the my mom? It's out. Oh my yeah. I don't know like things like that where it's like that's very funny to be like my bathroom. It's the my bathroom but

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Starting point is 00:57:03 And now here's my living room. Where we live. And here's my kitchen, Hawk, our kitchen. And now here's my living room. Where we live. In our in my, here's our dick in my living room. Here's our dick. This sucks. This sucks. This sucks.

Starting point is 00:57:16 Oh, a lot. Yeah, poor thing. She's being like, I have no proof, which is sweet. But like, like, I get it because you don't want to believe it. No. You will try, your brain will go into every mode of why it's not the case, but in this case, that's...

Starting point is 00:57:34 But like, cutie, you never ask. And everything after he's uncomfortable, he's not like, like, if he intended to send that to her, I think his demeanor would be so obvious. And the fact that he's literally never sent one. After two years. After two years to send one and be like, just like you asked, it's damning. Top comment, this is an easy call. He's cheating on you.

Starting point is 00:57:56 No question about it. What you do with that info is up to you, but any denials on his part are just, lies. Opie says, I think you're right, unfortunately. Someone else said, that was for another woman. He is cheating. Don't gaslight yourself. Just go ahead and break up with him now and save yourself the headache. If it's not that easy, go through his phone.

Starting point is 00:58:14 If it's not that easy, go through his phone. If you want more proof and want to go through his phone now. I think if I'm hurt you can just break up. Yeah. Because anything you see is just going to stick with you forever. Yeah. I'm just like I'm just like I'm just. Like look, having been through stuff. It's like I'm so glad for all that I don't know. Yeah to a degree because I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm like, you can, you'll always be like, was there more? Is there more? And like some people, yeah, maybe for their closure, they want to. But I'm like, you see it, and that's gonna stay with you forever. You can just know that, oh, I shouldn't be in this relationship and get out. I'd be like, I'm breaking up with you, just like you asked, cut. Yeah. You're 23, you've been in in in in in in in in th, you've th, you've th, you've th, you've th, you've th, you've th, you've th, you've th, you've th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their their their their, their, their, their their, their their their, their their, their their their their their th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. th. thea. th. th. th Nerf gun. Like, Nerf's were in the chamber.

Starting point is 00:59:06 You're 23, you've been in this relationship for two years. Like... It's so sad. It's so sad. Hey, she's got her whole life ahead of her, though. Yeah. 23? It's got her all the time.

Starting point is 00:59:19 their to'l that. Any big city? It's so devastating though. I feel so bad. Oh, it sucks. It's our last story. Let's hope they're not cheating, but they probably will be. This is a 30-year-old woman. My husband, who's 34, keeps sneaking out in the middle of the night. Maybe he's a robber.

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Starting point is 01:00:14 but this has been going on for about a month now, and I'm starting he decided to come home at 6 a.m. Hell yeah. Mind you, I don't know how long he was actually gone, just that he hadn't been there from about 4 a.m. until then. I admit I was pretty cranky and annoyed when he got home and I asked him where he'd been. He told me not to worry about it, and let's, and let's, and let, and let, and let, and let, the, and, the, the, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, told, told, told, to, told, told, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the t t the t t t t t t tel.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. goes out for a walk. I wasn't satisfied with that answer, but the conversation kept going back to him just taking a walk to burn any extra energy or to clear his head when he couldn't sleep. So I decided

Starting point is 01:00:55 to drop it as I was pretty tired and had to be up in an hour to go to work anyway. Well, it happened again to the to night slash this morning. I got up to go to the bathroom and I couldn't find my husband anywhere. Again, I was really annoyed and I stayed up to see when he would get home. It was 5.35 a.m. So that's an improvement at least. When he got home, he looked so sleepy and climbed into bed, and without saying a word, I gotthe silent treatment, but I'm frustrated and I just want to be by myself right now. I can hear him snoring, so I guess his walk worked. I'm not sure what to do now.

Starting point is 01:01:31 I'm exhausted and honestly just want to know the truth. Should I confront him? I'm not big on confrontation, but at the same time, I really going to his goon cave. Yeah, he's going to his goon cave. I'm like, either like, yeah, either he's seems pretty obvious like that's very questionable behavior. If you're going to try to brush that off? No, that's, I'm like, that's, what did he say? He's like, don't worry about it. Don't fucking about it.

Starting point is 01:02:03 Okay, Batman. Okay, Batman. It's like, what the fuck, dude? Like, you're out in the middle of the night. We didn't consider that option. Whoa, I didn't think, wait. What if he's Batman, guys? No, it's just like, oh, no, I'm going for a walk at 4 a.m. at night. It's like, oh, broo, that's that's that's that's that's that's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's. that's dangerous. That's dangerous. that's dangerous. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that's. that's. that. that's. that's. that's a. that's a. the. that's dangerous. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's dangerous. that's dangerous. that's dangerous. that's dangerous. that's. that can do that, Mr. Man. But I can't. You must be careful there's tapy here's out in the woods.

Starting point is 01:02:27 Some comments. Okay, I've suffered from insomnia all my life and done what your husband's doing a lot. Going for a long walk isn't uncommon. But when you're living with someone else, you owe it to them to sit down and talk about what's going on. Not after you walk in or before you go to bed before or after dinner, when you're both thinking clearly. He needs to talk to you. Someone else said, why should OPE automatically have to just take his word? Would he do that if the roles were reversed? Even if he was

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Starting point is 01:04:48 past eight months. Because I have a bunch of puppies and a cast. And I honestly haven't been in the best mental state. Also trigger warning this update touches on topics of depression, drug use and cheating. So about two months ago, a police car pulled up to my house and two police officers knocked on my door. They told me they were there to do a wellness check on my husband's name because his girlfriend hadn't heard from him in three days and was worried about him. They asked me if I was his sister or what my relationship to him was.

Starting point is 01:05:22 I told them I was his wife, and beyondthat I can't even remember what I said, I was in shock. I just remembered them leaving and me closing the door and crying. He was at work at the time and when he got home he could tell I was upset. I mean it was obvious because every time I tried to speak I would just start crying, to the point that I guess he knew he had knew he had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had told, he had told, he had told, he had told, he had told, he had told, he was told, he was told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, the the told, told, told, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th thr, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, the the the the the to the point that I guess he knew he had to come clean and he told me everything. So yeah, I found out he had been cheating on me with an ex-co-worker of his. Not only this, but had been supporting her and her two kids because she couldn't hold down a job and he didn't want them to end up homeless. The reason she couldn't hold down a job is because she was, slash, is, into drugs and would go on week-long benders where she just wouldn't show up to work.

Starting point is 01:06:05 And he says that about a year ago she called him out of the blue and cried to him saying that she was about to lose her apartment because her husband was cheating on her and had basically vanished. I know, leaving her with all the bills that had to be paid and her two kids. He says that at first it was just financially supporting her and her kids until he started doing the drugs with her and that's when things escalated. He told me he had to cut things off with her three days before the police showed up and that's why they were doing a wellness check. So I asked him if that was where he was going when he was sneaking out. He said yes for the most part he also said to be fair I really would just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to just to just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the to the the to to the to to to to the the to to the the the the the the the to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. the. I I was. I was. I was. I th. I was. I was. I was. I th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I to be fair, I really would just go on a walk or drive around sometimes.

Starting point is 01:06:46 Okay. Oh, oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Oh, my God. Dude, you have no idea the wave of relief. Thanks, God. To be fair, to be fair, I really was just going on a walk or drive around. Shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of shit. And I know there are going to be questions about how I didn't notice the missing money.

Starting point is 01:07:09 So here's my answer. We have separate bank accounts. He pays for his bills and I pay for mine. And our joint bills come out of my account, and he pays me back whatever the total is for those bills. And well, he never stopped paying me for those bills. And the the their their their their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their, and, and, and, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, toe, to, and, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the the the the the the the the to, the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe, the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. household things that were in his name never got shut off, so I never had a reason to think anything was wrong in that area. I have been so emotionally numb for these past two months that he has been begging me for about two months to make a decision about our relationship.

Starting point is 01:07:34 As in divorce or work things out because being in limbo is really stressful for him. Yeah, babe, you're stressing me out. He's like, I haven't be ththe best sleep. I have to wake up in the middle of night and do my other life and then get right back. I honestly just don't want to even put any energy into thinking about the future at all right now. All of my friends and family are telling me to get a divorce, but I don't know. Everything had been great up how that goes.

Starting point is 01:08:07 He seems up to it. And I just want to extend a thank you to all the people that took the time to read this and the last one. I know the like the typical response he's, he has shown you so little respect. Yeah, but I also get it. I've had, in my relationships, it's easier, like what she said about the shared community and the shared life. Oh yeah, your life's underfinition. It's so hard. And you're like, I'll lose so many friendships. I'd rather just like, keep this and thus thus tho' thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. I've thi. I've tho. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I I I I I I I I I's, I I I's, I's, I's tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I've th. I've th. I've th. then not lose others. But like at this point it's like it's like financially scary to live with this person. Oh my god, yeah. But I totally get it. She just needs to like be reminded like that she's not alone.

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Starting point is 01:10:28 It sucks. Yeah, it's a bummer. Anyways, which out of all of these, all of these cheaters, who do you think had the most, like, the most convincing guys? Who do you think like, because most of them were really not even trying to walk?.? th? th.? th... this. this. this. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, this, this guy, this, this, this, this, this, thi, this, thi, this, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi? thi? thi. thin you think like, because most of them were bad. Most of them were really not even trying. I was like going for a walk. Going for a walk. Going for walks or what were the other ones? It was like. We had the nude. Oh, the guy in the village. Yeah, the village. That was a crazy. You think it's weird. I think it's weird too. What if the guy, what if the guy who's going and getting coffee is just a master?

Starting point is 01:11:05 And like he knew the sister was going to come, so he was like faking it. What if he like leaves his phone there? I mean, I think that one's kind of crazy because the fact that the sister saw him be mean to someone, I'm like, yeah, that's a crazy wrinkle. What if he's seeing the sister? Whoa! And what if the sister was stealing money from everyone? Bro. All of us. And they named her kid after.

Starting point is 01:11:33 Oh, yeah, I think that one is the most like, I don't know, but all the other ones, it's like, yeah. Suspicion. We'll be waiting for updates. Yeah, we're going gonna get a lot of updates. I mean, will we? You think? We'll probably eventually circle back to some of these.

Starting point is 01:11:49 That is so excited. Two of these are from yesterday, so. Oh yeah, I do think that couple with a threesome, I think they could work this out. they're fine. They're fine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're, they're, they're fine. Yeah, they're fine. Yeah, they're fine. Yeah, they're they're they're fine. Yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. they're they're thi. they're thi. thi, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, you. they're they're they're they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thr. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're think we fixed them. I think out of all of these, they're the only ones that I'm like, I think they'll be, they could work this out. But also with just the history of everything? I don't know. Yeah, no clue. I just hope to God he doesn't text that girl.

Starting point is 01:12:13 Yeah. Anyways, well, well, this was great. Thanks for watching. Wow, look at that. Let us know what other subreddits, themes you'd like to see on this show. And we'll see you next Saturday. Don't cheat. We'll see you next Saturday. Bye.

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