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Starting point is 00:01:00 And today I'm joined by Ian and Spencer. Both of you like Reddit. I think you're actually the first guests on here who actually use Reddit. First White Guys. You would never be able to tell, but... No, I stay... I actively stay off Reddit. Oh, that's smart. But I know, because I know, like, I'll just fall down like a pit of despair.

Starting point is 00:01:21 Yeah, that does happen. But I do use it for whenever I finish like an episode of Love is Blind and I want to go to like what everyone's talking about. That's smart. Real Hossi is in Salt Lake City. Okay. So those are the two subredits. Those are the two subredits. Those are the two subredits. Those are yeah. Yeah. I get most of my humor from our funny. Yeah, I get. I get most th. I get most th. I get most th. I get. I get. I get. I get. I th. I th. I get. I th. I get. I th. I get. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most th. I get most th. I get most th. I get most most most most most most most to. I to. I to. I. I to. I. I to. I. I to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I get th. I get most. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. I get most. I get most. I Yeah, here's a story for you. Yeah. Are you prepared? Yeah, okay. My husband is obsessed with Destiny's Child, and it's ruining our marriage.

Starting point is 00:01:51 This is from our advice. When you ask Reddit for advice, which is smart. You want to know my advice? What? Don't go chasing waterfalls? Okay. Not Destiny's Child. That's TLC. Fuck! Last year, my husband discovered Destiny's Child. I don't know how he

Starting point is 00:02:11 wasn't aware of them before, that's beside the point. He obviously didn't have this obsession before we were married. In fact, we've been married for seven years and he'd never exhibited any signs of obsessive behavior before this. Now his obsession is taking over both of our lives and costing us a lot of money. He spends all day on eBay bidding on Destiny's Child Merch. He is always the highest bidder, so it's very expensive.

Starting point is 00:02:33 He is only subscribed to streaming services so he can listen to them while he bathes. We cannot have one conversation without him saying something like, you know, this actually reminds me of a Destiny's child lyric...... to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, and, and, to, they, they, and, they, they, and, they, they, they, and, and, the, and, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they.e. the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he bathes. We cannot have one conversation without him saying something like, you know, this actually reminds me of a Destiny's child lyric. He's spent hours watching YouTube tutorials, learning the choreography from every video. He makes me sit down and watch him dance in front of the TV to make sure his form and timing are perfect. He emails the members often, begging them for a reunion tour. He emails the often, begging them for a reunion. He emails Bionse regularly, begging them for a reunion tour. He has also sent them birthday gifts in the mail.

Starting point is 00:03:11 I would like to point out that his obsession is not sexual in any way. He just thinks they're really cool. I'm almost to my wits end. I feel like I can't escape Destiny's child and have lost my husband completely to this obsession. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Some comments, just wait until he finds out about Beyonce in her solo career. Is this a midlife crisis? Asking as a nearly 40-year-old man, it sounds like this is an attempt to reclaim his youth. Put me down as pro, intervention, therapy too. This is a symptom of some larger psychological issue

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Starting point is 00:04:26 He's dead. Oh no. He chased those waterfalls too far. Damn it. My husband had an MRI yesterday. He reluctantly agreed to it because he knew I was absolutely terrified and anxious. No tumor, thank goodness. Everything was normal. He is finally beginning to understand how seriously I tha. the the thi thi thi thi.. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thate. thate. tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. thi. thi. thea. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tumor, thank goodness. Everything was normal.

Starting point is 00:04:45 He is finally beginning to understand how seriously I take this and how much of a problem it's become in our marriage. He has agreed to visit a therapist. Hoping for the best, thank you all for your wonderful advice. It means the world. All right, well I think that's a great, that's a great update. Good for them and good for him for him him him him him him him for him for him for him for him for him for him, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. to to to thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, being open and her like, whatever. For being a survivor. Yeah. I feel like it didn't get the attention the first time I said that. No, it was good. I will say that got very serious for such a silly title. Do you think this is this deep?

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Starting point is 00:05:41 The one thing if it's like, oh, he's always been obsessed with Destiny's Child and he's always been a fan of bands and stuff, but it's just suddenly out of nowhere. And I get that, I think the issue is that there's money involved and he's spending a lot of money on it and that's concerning. I think also like him forcing her to like watch him dance. And like, I'm like, is your husband 14? Is he good? Like, is he good at the against us? Yeah, I guess that's the question is, if he was really good, maybe she wouldn't have a problem with it.

Starting point is 00:06:09 Yeah. If he ate, maybe. All right, next story. Am I the asshole for being racist and rude because I refuse to try spicy Indian food. Uh, okay. Okay, this is a 23-year-old woman. I absolutely cannot handle spice, so I avoid Indian cuisine. My acquaintance, a 22-year-old woman, is Indian and invited me to a dinner party at her house with a lot of people I am friends with.

Starting point is 00:06:38 When I got there, she tried to offer me some food, but I declined and told her I couldn't handle spice, and she took the food back to the kitchen. Later in the party, she came to me with some sort of Indian dessert and asked me to try it. I was a bit frustrated at this point, because I already explained that I can't handle spice, and this dessert, I think she said it was called, uh, mind you, this is her thinking of whatever this was. I think she said it was called Jelaini or something. Was fried and dripping in red hot oil.

Starting point is 00:07:09 I told her that this dessert looked super spicy and that I could not try it. She insisted that it wasn't spicy, but I know that people, especially those used to eating spicy, like Indians, have vastly different ideas of what constitutes spicy. I said to her that I probably would find it spicy and refused again. She got upset at this and avoided me for the rest of the party. This morning a bunch of friends messaged me and said, I was being rude by not trying to,

Starting point is 00:07:38 to assume that it would be spicy. I honestly was just trying to protect my sensitive taste buds from a fiery death. Am I the asshole? There's an edit, a helpful commenter let me know that the name of the dessert is called Jilebi. You can search it up to see what I mean when I say it is super red, orange, spicy. So I guess it looks like funnel cake, but it's red, and it's just super sweet because it's not spicy. It's not spicy because it's a dessert. I mean, I guess desserts can be spicy, but this one's obviously not. Just like non bread? Kind of spicy.

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Starting point is 00:08:26 She's like, no, no, I know better. It's definitely spicy. I sometimes wonder if you can't handle any spice, how you enjoy food. Like, so much food has some level of spice. Like, is pepper too much for this lady? There's some comments here. You were ignorant. not all Indian food is spicy like hot, which I presume is your issue.

Starting point is 00:08:48 Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. I can't handle hot spice, but we regularly order Indian takeaway and eat at Indian restaurants. The cuisine is immensely flavorful, but not all hot, hot, hot. I avoid spicy dishes and still find plenty of food to love. One of my favorite dishes is butter chicken, which is a creamy and not remotely hot curry dish. You've decided in your mind that all Indian food is spicy hot. That's like eating ice cream and deducing that all desserts must be cold. You're the asshole. Unless you think sugar is a spice, it is not spicy, it's sweet. The orange collar comes from saffron threads. You can look up the recipe. Oh, so thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi, that's that's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, thi. thi, thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thiii. thiii. thiiiiii. thii. thi's thi. thi. th, so this is a thread of comments. I wonder if this person avoids spaghetti in case it's too spicy for her.

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Starting point is 00:11:32 for her to say no I don't eat any Indian food is gonna come off offensive and for her to say like factually incorrect things like no it's not's spicy and she's like no it's not. Yes it is. Like that is frustrating as fuck. So guys we have a doozy here but this is apparently legendary. All right. So this comes from our petty revenge which which is some good shit. Yes.

Starting point is 00:11:57 For those of you who are unaware, the name says it. It's for revenge stories but it's stupid, silly revenge. Lie about having COVID to take six weeks off while I do your work for free. I'll throw an all-office party to announce where you really were. Oh. Oh. Sounds like the shit I would do. Mid-pandemic, my boss disappeared.

Starting point is 00:12:23 Just as we were gearing up for our most challenging time intensive project in the last five years, he dropped off the face of the earth. We kept working for a week or so without him because everything was virtual and the virtual work world was still so new, we didn't really need him. We were delegating tasks ourselves and completing things on our own. We spoke to co-workers maybe twice a week. But some decisions were beyond our discretion, so we could not move forward on those aspects of the project until we received a response room.

Starting point is 00:12:50 After about seven to ten total days of silence, we called his boss's boss, who informed our team that our boss had COVID so, so wasn't able to work right now. We took that at face, that at face that at face that at face that at face that at face that at face that at face that at face thau of course, sent him letters of well wishes and didn't bother him with work stuff, or ask why he was able to notify his boss, but not us. Three weeks go by, still not a word. We're beginning to discuss amongst ourselves whether or not he's maybe dead. We're terrified and horrified and so concerned.

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Starting point is 00:13:54 Week seven, we're undertaking. Week number seven. We're undertaking a letter writing campaign to upper management, demanding an acting boss be appointed while ours is recovering. The project is a month behind schedule. We're all working overtime every day, sometimes on weekends, without extra compensation, just to keep up with the cluster fuck of the boss's sudden absence. Week eight, he finally reappears, logging into a morning meeting as though nothing happened.

Starting point is 00:14:21 He looks well rested, well, and has a tan. Not at all like someone who's just come out of the other side of a six-week respiratory virus. He says something quickly to the effect of, yeah, that was brutal, glad to be better and glad me back. Let's get to work, but doesn't want to talk about what happened to answer any of our questions like, etc. Fast forward to about four or five months after this. My sister sends me a promo for a fairly new reality show. I'd never heard of it, but it's on a major platform and says, isn't this guy a friend of yours or something? I swear I've seen him and you

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Starting point is 00:16:29 I wasn't inviting him unless he had the balls to explicitly ask about it. I was hoping he wouldn't have heard about it at all, not until afterwards. That was really the only way this could work. The night comes and I am screen sharing the show the show to a to to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a the the show to a whopping 64 people. A huge chunk of my department. Many members of corporate had showed up because I was the only person stupid enough to buy into their virtual social work party scheme, so they felt pressured to support it. I was holding my breath,

Starting point is 00:16:55 hoping this would go my way, bracing myself for some kind of curveball, but there wasn't even that dramatic of a buildup. Right at the outset, they introduced the premise, which included the contestants being in a COVID-safe bubble in an exotic location, and gave a brief overview of each contestant. As my boss was introduced, right down to what he did for work, and I could see people registered delight and surprise, then go blank just before sliding into confusion and rage. The chat took a drastic turn from, oh my goodness, and I knew him when. And all sort of pithy jokes to brave member of my team, or perhaps one just pushed a tad too far by all the extra hours he pulled in this duchess's absence, sent the message,

Starting point is 00:17:34 wait, when was this film? My audience dropped from 64 to 58 to mid-30s, and by the time the episode was over, it was just me and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and the other, and I, and I, and I, and I was, and, and, and, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, I was, I was, I was, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, I, I, I, I..... together, I, I, I..... together, I, I..... t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t tod t t t t today, I, I, I was, I was, I'm, I'm, t t t today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, -30s, and by the time the episode was over, it was just me and the other 15 core members of the team. One asked if I'd already known, but some members of the team are very close to the boss, so all I said was, well, I definitely do now, and wrapped up the call pretty quick after that. Perhaps one of the best bonuses is that you could already tell from episode one that that arc the show assigned to our boss was bumbling idiot. He had his true colors on in full display and some production massaging up to them to the 11th degree. Boss was fired.

Starting point is 00:18:13 My good buddy was promoted to his place. I am an office legend now, especially since no one is 100% sure whether or not it was intentional. And it was all so satisfying that it was almost worth the dozens of hours of uncompensated overtime that led to it. There's an edit title, should be eight weeks. I kept not factoring in the first couple weeks because we weren't suspicious or burdened until the final six.

Starting point is 00:18:37 Wow! This guy really is stupid because he knew they were going to have to find out eventually. It's a reality TV show. It's like, look, even if the whole thing isn't true, it's an incredible story. It's an incredible yarn of petty revenge. I believe this. I think this is real. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:00 I think, yeah, someone could be stupid enough to go on a reality show. Like how long could one of us go on a reality show without the other? Like there's so many reality shows. If someone who worked at Smosh went on a reality TV show, they'd have to be very stupid. Really stupid. No, I agree with, I agree with the stupidity of the person for doing that. But like if, you know, if they hadn't told us, like, would we know? Yeah. Yeah. I think the thing is, like, some people are so blinded by the idea of fame, that they'll just, they're willing to push anything aside in their life to try to get that. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:35 Yeah, those reality shows, you have to like stay hidden for like two months Yeah without without any kind of contact to the point where I remember somebody called her husband Peter and was like oh where's Marry and he just said she's gone he's gone What do you mean and he said like gone gone? And like, what do you mean and he said like gone gone? I'm like not thinking that's maybe something like she's dead. Gone girl. Yeah. Obviously, Rachel was on the circle.

Starting point is 00:20:10 And I remember like she, but that took like weeks of her preparing everyone for like, oh, I'm going to do this. She still like did some work. Yeah, no, she was not supposed did a reality show but she informed everyone. Yeah. That she'd be leaving. She told her team. Yeah she didn't say that she had COVID. And it's and it's that's really that's the most messed up part because that was like the early days of COVID. It sounds like it's like before we kind of understood not that. Yeah. It's really before we wea kind of understood not that. Yeah. It's really th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th. th th th. th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the theeeee. the. the. totally understand it now, but like... It's really shitty to take advantage of something like that. So the comments did some detective work and they agree the show is likely F Boy Island.

Starting point is 00:20:53 Which is a surprisingly good show. And that premiered July 2021, so that means this was... This was 2020 when he went and filmed this, and that's it, hard hard of it but that was like yeah it's also for F boy island but also it he sounds like a total idiot like and the fact that he his arc was that he was the idiot yeah amongst all the boys on F boy island yeah who he was the most dumb impressive someone someone said he was a manager who yeah well yeah he was a boss somehow this that this isn't that that the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the th th. the thi that th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theee. the. th I think he was a manager. Yeah, well yeah, he was a boss somehow. This isn't petty, it's at least pro, possibly nuclear. Well done.

Starting point is 00:21:32 I agree, this is beyond petty. This person. This is professional revenge. This is the ocean's 11 of getting your boss fired. Have you ever caught anyone in a lie this big? I'm trying to think like if anyone's just like lied about something to that degree. Yeah. What would you do if you found out that someone you were working for did this? Oh the moment I if I have found that out I like this person had the like the wonderful ability to like have patience and just sit

Starting point is 00:22:03 on it and and plot Whereas like me the moment that trailer hit I would have been just slacking everyone being like Agree, yeah, oh yeah, this is this is this is calculation. This shows real resolve. This is this is not this is not. Yeah. I do not possess this tact. The O. P. Responded some people with some more context did you and your team apologize to the team member that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tr. the the the tr. the the the tact. The O.P. responded some people with some more context. Did you and your team apologize to the team member that you quasi-ghosted? Oh, because there's the one guy who's like, guys, I don't think he has COVID. They're like, fuck you, Daniel. Yeah, he's the conspiracy theor. Yeah, he was way ahead of them. They said, absolutely, they devoured the watch thirty. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. It. It. It. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've. I've. I've, the the the their. their. their. their. Oh, their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the one. they. they. the one. the one. Oh, the one. Oh, the one. Oh, the one. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th.e. th. th.e.e. th. they. they. they. they. they. they..., and it's understood that we now all owe him favors. I think he also understands to a degree that we sincerely believed the guy had COVID at the time and it was still very raw.

Starting point is 00:22:52 Many of us suffered direct losses from COVID, so there aren't hard feelings on either side. That with that context too, like, that guy, obviously, he's so dumb and so self-centered, he probably just, when people told him like, oh yeah, I lost someone to COVID, or like, yeah, I'm going through some serious family turmoil because of COVID, he probably was like, didn't really register it,

Starting point is 00:23:11 but to use that lie amongst people who are going through. I mean, do you think, do you think production may be recommended that he used the too-aunde...................... the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, thi, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, to, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, to, their, their, to, their, their, their, to, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, their, toe.. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe, toe, toe, I'm shocked about is that the boss is above him, it feels like we're bad at their job of making the system keep going. They just, they're like, yeah. That was like, if your work falls apart that badly from one person going away, then it's like you need some, like and if like, if like after a week or two and like there's no solution it's like yeah my could please my conspiracy is that people in higher-ups at corporate knew and they were just kind of like oh I think yeah you just said that no he was suggesting like the people on that they yeah F boy island people oh oh oh that that's very possible oh I mean reality show producers they don't give a shit like

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Starting point is 00:24:36 find out or he'd doubt smart them. My theory is that he thinks he would get famous enough that he would be able to just leave this in the game. Like I bet he thought like either nobody sees it and I can continue with my job or I get famous and I just quit my job get get those brand sponsors. I think I think people outside of LA they think that like when you go on a reality show I mean certainly me growing up outside of LA I would think if you went on a reality show, like that's it, like you're famous now, like you don't really have to do anything else. You don't come back down from that. But living in LA, you see people who have gone on reality shows but also work jobs. Like, the show did not change them at all. It doesn't, I don't think those reality shows pay much anything.

Starting point is 00:25:18 And then, yeah, it doesn't sustain for long. Like, you'll... Unless you're on The Bachelor. Yeah. But you have to be like a particular... You have to like, either be absolutely insane, or you have to win to like... You have to be like a star already. Like a star within the show. Yeah. A star show.

Starting point is 00:25:37 99% of reality show. 99% of reality show just go back to being regular-ass people after. So he got paid at his job while he was going and doing this reality TV show. Probably. Which is so... That's fucked up. He was getting sickly. At least for some of those weeks while he was doing a reality show on an island somewhere with a bunch of hot people. He was getting paid for the work that he wasn't doing. Is it all dudes just hanging out? Is it like this? It's three... are we on Fboy boy the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f the f the f the f the f th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. all dudes just hanging out? Is it like this? It's three... Are we on F Boy Island right now? We're what F Boy Island looks like. All right, let's move on.

Starting point is 00:26:09 Okay. That was great. Am I the asshole for suggesting my seven-year-old named his new stuffed tig? TIG Biddies. Pretty much the title. My son won a stuffed tiger tiger ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti, tie tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, the th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th. th. th. the title. My son won a stuffed tiger at the fair last night, and he said he had named him TIG. He also asked me what its last name should be. I couldn't help myself and just instantly replied, Biddies.

Starting point is 00:26:35 Then I turned to my wife to share a smirk. But she was pissed. Of course it's a guy. The old ball and chaise. But she was pissed and quickly suggested a few different names. But my son insisted that he liked Biddy's. So now his tiger is Tig Biddy's. My wife thinks it was completely inappropriate. I think it was a silly joke that went over his head and will have no negative ramifications.

Starting point is 00:26:59 Famous. I think we're the wrong audience. We're all like, damn, that's great. Yeah, we're not the right audience to answer this question. Yeah, see, you think it would be okay, like, with, if you had a kid or nieces or nephews to like, no, no, it's your kid. If it's an inappropriate joke that goes over their head, is it okay? Well, it's like that kid that's like, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, tho, tho, It's like the kid who asked to see the the the the the cats and he goes in the people's

Starting point is 00:27:27 I was like let me see you titties. My brother wouldn't be able to say truck and he would say fuck yeah and my grandma would so often be like oh Brian what's that? She was stoked about it. I mean what are kids for if not to like make us laugh? They're just for entertainment, right? There just to be, just jokes. Um, not the asshole. I would say, I would argue if it's not appropriate to make jokes that go over kids a tea thee, then Shrek is a fucked up movie.

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Starting point is 00:29:12 I made my girlfriend cry for admitting that my best friend is more attractive than her. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Is this is this love is blind more attractive than her. Jesus Christ. Oh man, is this love is blind season three? God damn. Clutch, his best friend's a guy. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.

Starting point is 00:29:35 That the guy who's just kept talking about how hot one of the other contestants was. This guy is dumb. Before I even read this, this guy is dumb. Before I even read this, this guy's dumb. Okay, it's a 25-year-old guy. I've been dating my girlfriend, who's 24, for almost a year now. Before we became official, we were friends for at least four years. Other than my girlfriend, the second most important person in my life is my best friend, who's also a 24-year-old woman. We've been best friends for more than a decade and she's been there for me for all my lowest points. I literally would not have survived this long without her.

Starting point is 00:30:07 Our relationship is purely platonic. I admit that I've had a crush on her before, but we both admitted that it would be better for us to stay as best friends and that was that. She isn't the stereotype girl best friend, today. She's just my best friend who just happens to be female. She respects boundaries and I'd like to believe that she genuinely just sees me as a friend and vice versa. We've been each other's support systems for a long time and even trust each other more than our own parents. Recently, my girlfriend asked me if I think she's prettier, more attractive than my best friend. For context, my best friend is a successful fashion model influencer. She looks like your typical model influencer, tall, slender, clear skin, while my girlfriend

Starting point is 00:30:47 is honestly short, quite chubby, and has a lot of acne. Fuck, man. Yeah. Yeah. My girlfriend's a total uggar. Yeah. Look, just between me and you read it? I love my girlfriend.

Starting point is 00:31:03 I really do. She has social anxiety and thus sometimes goes for longs, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, thi, thi, thiole, thiole, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. thi. thi. the. the. theeee. theeeeeiii. thee. the. My the. the. My thi. She has social anxiety and thus sometimes goes for long periods of time without contacting me. But I've never once felt any doubt or temptation to cheat or find someone else. I accept and love her as she is. When she asked that question, I answered that yes, I believe my best friend is prettier, more attractive than her. I mean, come on. my girlfriend is a normal girl and my best friend literally gets paid and receives lots of free stuff solely for her looks. She got offended and started crying.

Starting point is 00:31:32 She hasn't talked to me in a while either. I don't understand why she's acting that way. I mean, the answer was obvious, but it doesn't make make me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me the the th me th me th th women. I accept her as a whole package. I told my friend about my answer and she slapped me. Now she's been on my ass to make it right. Was I expected to very blatantly lie to my girlfriend? Wouldn't it have been worse if it wasn't honest?

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Starting point is 00:32:27 if he ever had the chance he would jump on that. It's what I think sad is it just feels like he also respects his friend more than his girlfriend by a lot. Like it just sounds like he's the way he's talking about her. It just, like, the the way he's he he's he he's he he's he he's talking he's he he's talking he's he he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking he's he he's talking he's he's talking he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he's he. he's he. he's he. he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. he. he. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. It just sounds like he thinks she's better. He didn't say like a single nice thing about his girlfriend. No, like it was really devastating. He's like, I love her, but she sucks. I love her, but she's, oh, she's gross. But was it, was it the girlfriend that asked him? The girlfriend asked him.

Starting point is 00:32:57 Okay. Uh, recently my girlfriend asked me if I think she's prettier more more more more more more more more more more makes me also believe what we're talking about, which is that she obviously probably can tell that he's attracted to his best friend. Because that question, it does sound like he was saying she's insecure, but I don't think it's necessarily that a theory is that she's not an insecure person, she's insecure about his relationship with her because it is weird. I'm imagining like if I had a girlfriend and she had a handsome male friend and I asked her like hey do you think he's hotter than me? Like what do you like what can you

Starting point is 00:33:35 realistically expect from like like you're putting it's a fair question? I don't I don't think it's a fair question yeah, I don't think like... There's probably a reason why she asked that question. That's what me, I think she asked it because there was already weird signs, and I think he probably... And I wonder if she even phrased it like that. Like maybe he's, maybe she asked something like, are you attracted to her? Like, more than me? And it's like, that's like, you know, because someone someone, that, he... he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he is, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, he. And, he. And, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was he. And, he was he. And, he was, he was, he was, he was, there was, there was, there was, like, there was, like, there was there was there was a there was a there was there was a. Right. And that's what his answer should have been, which is should be the truth if he's in a relationship. He should be like, dude, I am so attracted to you. Like, I, there's no one that I'm more into than you. That's the answer.

Starting point is 00:34:15 But he went and said, well, no, obviously. She's how to fuck the fuck. Look at her. Looked. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. eye to was she has social anxiety and thus sometimes goes for long periods of time without contacting me. Why did you throw under the bus like that man? It's given a lot of right. This is interesting. This just sounds like a relationship that shouldn't be happening.

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Starting point is 00:35:54 and everyone, including her own mother, sides with me. Maybe she comes from, maybe she has a bad support system. She shouldn't have, she shouldn't have been asking me questions like that when the answer was obvious. She, uh, for this guy. Oh my God. Guys, she apologized for even asking that question in the first place. To everyone's saying I should have broken up with her, we're good. I'm feeling very betrayed by my best friend. Instead, because it's clear whose side she took my girlfriend's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thoea, thoea, thi. She's, thi's, thi's, thi's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, th. She's, th. She's, th. She she she she she she she she she's, th. She. She. She. She. She. She's, th. She's, th. She's, th. She's, th. She's, th. She's, th. She's, the. She's, the. She's the. She's the. She's thi. She's thin. thin. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. She's the. She's th clear whose side she took. She's the only one who took my girlfriend's side. Most of the people we know

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Starting point is 00:37:55 There's no other way to eat hummus. It really sounded like they were having gay sex. It's just sex. So I quickly went downstairs and waited that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's good good good th. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good that's good good good good good good good good good good good that's good good good good good good good good good good that's good good that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. thate. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. that's good. that's so. that's good. that's good. that was super weirded out by it. It's just sex. So I quickly went downstairs and waited for his friend to leave. When this friend left an hour or two later, I asked my son what they were doing in his room because although I don't mind him being gay, and I think it's about,

Starting point is 00:38:18 and I know it's normal for so I plan to confront him about that. However, the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus. I was shocked and initially didn't believe it. We had never had hummus before, and I asked him to show me the hummus, and I asked him to show me the hummus. And I asked him to the the hummus if this was true. Show me the hummus! So he did and I ate hummus for the first time, and oh my god, it wasn't good.

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Starting point is 00:39:53 What? Oh, man. I am so sexed. Comments were oh, I see you got hit by the emergency hummus. No, hummus. Were you guys having sex? Duh! I always kept open hummus inside my closet from when I was having sex with my friends. You never know when you might get caught.

Starting point is 00:40:16 Lady for real just fell for the old hummus trick. See all this trick in the book. Okay, here's the update. Oh God. It was a two, right. Here we go. So yeah, the majority of you were right. They were having sex. Yes, let's go. Good for him. No, no, no, not sex. Let's say it all together. Hummits. I, uh, I did think it sounded like it. They ate some hummus first, then put it away, didn't do anything at the same time like some of you freaks suggested, and then had sex. My son's boyfriend, I think they're boyfriends, saw the post and couldn't stop laughing. So told my son,

Starting point is 00:41:02 thinking it could be about them, who told me because I think he felt a bit guilty about hiding it. Other than that, nothing really exciting happened. We had a long awkward talk. I told him I don't really endorse him having sex, but he should really use a condom, etc. Now on to the more important thing, hummus. I really like hummus now. I never had it before because because it just looked kind of disgusting, yellow and sludgy. But I have learned appearances can be deceiving.

Starting point is 00:41:29 It was homemade, so I'm going to have to ask for the recipe so I can make some more. I've finished all of it. Also, what are some other good things to dip in it? I've tried the obvious things, carrot, cucumber bread, and any suggestions would be appreciated. A lot of people have recommended Baba Gnush as well. Is that similar and better than hummus? My God. I love Baba Gnush and I've made it myself.

Starting point is 00:41:50 You throw some eggplants in your oven. Oh my god. Yeah, I just have to say, it's a little strange that she's more accepting of hummus than her son having sex. No, she was chill. She was chill. She was chill. She was like, she was chill. She was like, she was like, she was like, she was like, she was like, she was like, she was like, she was like, she was so. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. I tho. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I thooooooooooooooooooooooo. I the. I love thooo. I love. I thoom. He's 15. I think it's more just like, oh, like, please, like, you know, you're young, like don't. TLDR, my son is actually gay, but I also really like hummus. That's incredible. I love that.

Starting point is 00:42:12 That is the- Who among us? I just, see, see, this is how you should react when you Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever covered up something you were doing with a blatant lie or anything like that? Did your parents ever catch you or almost catch you doing anything? I don't think I was ever caught. I was not intimate with many people when I was young. My bed was my bed was far too squeaky to get into anything anyway. Yeah.

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Starting point is 00:43:40 need for speed, fast and furious edition, and I ignore traffic obligations and speed limits. Oh my god. Then you shouldn't drive. Why are you writing this out? Need for speed, fast and furious? What is this? Look, I can't help if the music comes on and I just have to speed? She should be arrested for saying need for speed, fast and furious. Yeah, everyone knows it was for a the four is it that had the fast and furious collab the that the that the the the the the the their. that had their. their. their. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the. the. the. when the cop stopped me, I panicked because I knew I had several warrants for previous violations I had not taken care of. So when he came to the window and asked for my insurance and license, I lied and said, I left my purse at home and verbally gave him my sister's name and date of birth as my identity

Starting point is 00:44:18 because we looked just alike, and I knew once he ran her name it would come back clean and I would be free to go. If I would have given him my real information it was a huge chance I would have been taken to jail and my car impounded and I was on my way to school for finals and just couldn't risk it. So long story short I gave my I gave him my sister's information and he wrote out a few tickets and was free to go. Well fast forward a few months later my sister is notified. th. th. th. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th, I th. thi, I thi, I thi, I th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. thr-a. t toge. too, tha tha-a-a-a-a-s, thr-a-a, thi, thi, thi, later, my sister has notified somehow that she has an outstanding warrant. She doesn't understand how or when. I completely forgot I used her name, so I didn't think anything of it when she was venting until she called my mom from the police precinct and said she went to appeal the citations

Starting point is 00:44:56 and they showed her a body cam photo and it was me. Well, she decided to file charges against me. Multiple exclamation marks. I apologized and told her I would pay off the traffic tickets and explained even though I was completely wrong, the reasoning behind my actions and how it was the end of the semester and final testing. More exclamation marks. I apologized and I know it was a stupid mistake, but she still gave them my information and pointed me out on a statement as the person impersonating her. the officer. More the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I the officer. I to to the officer. I to to to to to to to to the officer. I to to to to to told. I told. I to told. I to to told. I told. I told. I told. I told. I told. I was told. I was told. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was. toe. t. t. the t. the t the t t t t to t to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told, to told, toe. toe. the t pointed me out on a statement as the person impersonating her and defrauding the officer during the traffic stop. Well now I have a court date for two felonies for identity theft and fraud. I know I was in the wrong, but my sister did not have to press charges and ruin my life

Starting point is 00:45:36 before it has even begun. I am the first person of my family to get into college and this will ruin everything. Two felonies. I feel like she took the situation too far, even though she has a good reason to be upset, but wow. Now my mom, dad, and brother are not speaking to her unless she drops the charges. I am the youngest and she the oldest and sometimes feels she has to be stern or correct me

Starting point is 00:45:59 because she feels I get spoiled or special treatment, but these are serious crimes that will be on my record and not equivalent to what I deserve. Am I the asshole or my sister? I can't believe the family... Is she a high school? She says her finals? She's the first person to get into college. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, she's probably like 18 or 19 and she has so many wars. She's in college well, maybe it's finals. Yeah, it could be college.

Starting point is 00:46:26 Yeah, she's in college. I think she could be in college. A lot of people were thinking that this is a troll post. This doesn't feel insane to me. It doesn't give me the vibe of a troll post. Like, I have kind of a hot take. I think, I mean, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, kind, kind, kind, I, kind, kind, I, kind, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I could, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think, I think, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. thin. th. think, th. thin. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th sister to drop the charges, but I would accept her, because I mean, it is gonna kind of ruin her life. Like, it's a dumb, it's a dumb assing to do. The family is citing with her.

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Starting point is 00:51:42 I think he should probably get off Reddit and work on himself. Yeah, comments. The fact that he wrote respectfully three times in such a short story means he's not really all that respectful. Oof, it's definitely not his height holding him back. Yeah, it's pretty clear. He's just a little guy. Just a little guy.

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Starting point is 01:01:50 Uh, some comments, your last line almost broke my heart. He has no reason to be mad at you, let alone understandably. I've been married for eight years, and I wouldn't care if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if th th their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th., th., th to to to to to to to to to the to t....... tf. tf. tf. tf. time you spend together. Ditching you at a restaurant as a punishment for you, not paying enough for his dinner is a huge red flag. Not to mention his decision-making ability that not only had him show up high to work, but so high that they could tell and fire him.

Starting point is 01:02:14 Yeah. Just ask yourself if you want the wrong word or do the wrong thing. I think if my partner left me at any restaurant for like any reason. That's insane. That's so childish. In my opinion, if you're in a relationship and you say take an Uber home or whatever, you're breaking up. That's a breakup move. Like you're saying we're done. Like that is so, either they did something so disrespectful

Starting point is 01:02:48 or you are now disrespecting them so badly, it's done. You're not recovering from that. Someone said, so he gets fired for going to work high, isn't currently working, your finances are tight, yet you still decided to spend $50 on an anniversary night. when, what I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, what I I I, what I I, what I, what I, what I I, what I, what I, what I'm, what I'm, what I'm, what I'm, what I'm, or I'm, or I'm, or I'm thi, or thi, or thi, or thi, or you, or thi, or you're thi, or you're thi, or you're th. th. th. th. Or, or you are th. Or, or you are th. Or, or you are th. Or, or you are th. Or, or, or, or, or, or, or you are th, or you are th, or you are th. Or, or you are th. Or, or you are th. th. thi, or you are thi, or you are thi, or you are thi, or thi, or thi, or thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi hell of a lot right now. Sorry, but he sounds like an unappreciative ass. Even if they were the richest person in the world, that behavior is still... Oh, it's still...

Starting point is 01:03:10 Yeah, it's so exhumid. Even if he wasn't fired. That doesn't... No context makes that okay. No context. No, no context. First off, I just want to thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of support and private messages. I have read all of them, and it warms my heart how caring internet strangers can be. I just ended my relationship with my boyfriend.

Starting point is 01:03:31 Yeah! We did it, Joe. Yes! Yes! I'll try to keep this post as short as possible and try to refrain my emotions from seeping through. I can forgive him for showing up high at work and losing to to to but recently he's made it clear that he won't be trying to find another job in the near future, so I know our relationship isn't going to be sustainable. Also, I'm not a drug user myself, but I've always been okay with him using it from time to time, but

Starting point is 01:03:56 recently all he does is get himself high in front of the television and he stopped taking care of himself and I'm really, really scared for him. I'm scared his body can't handle it. He's still icy with me about our last date and probably because the drugs clouded his mind. And we haven't really had a real conversation since then. I decided to formally end things and I phoned his parents and I told them about his condition and right now he's living with them and I hope they can help him better than I can. Rough, real rough, but she did the right thing. Weed. Not even once. I can't believe weed made him do all that. I can't believe that was weed's fault. Okay, here's our last story. I've looked at this title. Is it a doozy? It's a doozy. Let's go. We've got a new Reddit thread in here. Oh boy. This is from our unpopular opinion. Oh, you know this is going to be a banger.

Starting point is 01:04:47 And was then reposted on our am I the devil. This guy's opinion was actually unpopular. Am I wrong? I understand why women feel oppressed, are oppressed, but I think it would be a dream to go through what they do. Huh. Okay, let's hear him out. You have my interest. Let's hear them out. Let him them them them them them them them them them th. Let's th. Let's them them th. Let's th. Let's th. Let's th. Let's th. Let's then, let then, let the. Let the. Let the. Let the. Let thoom. Let's the. Let thoom. Let thoes. thoes. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoes. thoes. And thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the the the the the th what they do. Huh. Okay. Okay. Let's hear him out.

Starting point is 01:05:05 You have my interest. Let's hear him out. Let him cook. The only reason I work out or anything is to be more attractive to women. If I were a straight woman, plenty of men, even reasonably attractive ones, have low enough standards that they would sleep with a below average woman they don't even know. I'd just go around getting blasteded th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoe tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th, tho th, tho, tho, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, thr-a, to tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, the, thr-s, thr-n' thr-n'a. thruuu. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to to to to they would sleep with a below average woman they don't even know. I'd just go around getting blasted and ran through. Cat call me? Great. You're coming home with me. Not trying to minimize what women go through, but personally I would love it and wish I could.

Starting point is 01:05:36 The same way some people hate working a certain job while someone else loves it. I'd just be better off dealing with women's struggles. I don't really care if a woman sexualizes me, or if she only listens to what I have to say with the promise of sex. In fact, I wish all the women that ignore me would just have sex with me and pretend to care. I just want woman friends that I can vent to and have sex with. I don't have that. Any woman can have that with a man, though. The biggest issues for a woman tha women tha women tha women thia thuuuuuse for a woman for a woman for a woman for a woman for a woman for a woman thiiiiiiolome thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thoom. I thi. I toe, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. I to be. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I thi. I. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thooooooooo. I'm just just just, I'm tho. I the. I thi. I toe. I don't have that. Any woman can have that with a man though. The biggest issues

Starting point is 01:06:05 for a woman, in my opinion, are the following. Periods slash childbirth. I never want kids. I just have my uterus removes. That counts as one? Yeah, that's one thing. Period slash childbirth. I never want kids. I just have my uterus removed so I don't have to deal with it. Does that how it works? I don't think this guy knows how women works. I'm just going to make that assumption now. Self-image? Only reason I work out isn't because I'm not comfortable in my own body. It's because as a man, I already can't have sex with a stranger more than once every couple months, and I want to improve my odds. As long as I'm even thoe tho the tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th th th th th th that, I'm thi that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm throw, I'm throw, I'm th thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thrown, thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown, throwne. thrown, thrown, thrown. thrown. throwne. thrown. I thi. I th As long as I'm even close to average as a woman, I could just get drunk and hook up with random guys at bars whenever I want. Fear of being sexualized, I want to be.

Starting point is 01:06:52 Not taken seriously in professional settings, I don't really want to work. I just want to work. That's fine, I don't want to work. I just want to be a housewife with no kids in an open relationship. Plus, you get to weaponize your femininity. I don't see any downsides for me. I can see why most women feel oppressed. But really, this is all I want, and I wish women me the way they complain about men

Starting point is 01:07:18 treating them. OK. This guy is just like I'm just horny. Look, I wish him the best. The issue is he's not talking about what women go through. He's talking about an alternate reality where women would treat it this way. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. He's like, he's insanely horny. Yeah, he's not actually thinking this through. Edit. I never once said, I never once said women have it easy. I never said women are making a big deal out of what they go through. Women all have valid concerns,

Starting point is 01:07:50 but they're just not concerns that bother me. But same way how, for some people, having a child would ruin their life and for others not having a child would crush them. It's just a difference in opinions. I'm speaking for myself personally. My life, the way I do everything, revolves around the promise of having more sex. At least he's honest. Yeah, yeah, that's not saying. This guy's just horny. Women can have sex a lot easier than men. I don't care if you argue, well, women might be able to have sex easier, but that doesn't mean it's easy to find a relationship. I don't want one. to to to to have a bunch of friends, male and female, and to be able to have sex with at least 80% of the female friends I have if I just spontaneously hit one of them up. I don't want a monogamous relationship.

Starting point is 01:08:33 I don't even want a single friends with benefits relationship. I want where practically every woman in my life could sleep with me if I wanted with no expectations of being anything more than friends. This person is 16. This person is just horny on Maine at 16. Only NBA players and famous rappers can live this life. And that still comes with tons of expectations to maintain. But I gotta rap. But then you still have to work.

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Starting point is 01:09:46 Yeah. Let's unpack that. Women can be a professional dominatrix if they wanted to and get paid to spit in a middle-aged man's mouth and insult him. I can never do this. Even the most attractive of men can never do this. Actually, yeah, you can. You probably could. You probably there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, the their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. Women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women th. Women, women th. Women, women th. Women, women th. th. th. Women, women th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Women, women thi, thi. thi. thin, thoooooooooooooo. thooooooooo. Women can can can't to to to to to to to to to tho. Women can probably could. You can. I bet you there's some men who would be down for him to spit in their mouth.

Starting point is 01:10:05 No, there's definitely men that are professional dominators. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, yeah. You're so focused on comparing how you think women have it harder that you're ignoring that I'm making this post as an individual. And as an individual, I just want to have to have to have to have to have to have to have a a a a a a a to have have have have have a to have have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuck a fuckload a fuckload a fuck a fu a fu a fu a fu a fu a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their the like I should hate this person more. But the more they talk, the more like... Hold on, he's got a point. You know? It's like, if he hadn't led with like the women oppression angle, like, yeah. Like if he's like, I just want like more sex, it's like, okay, sure.

Starting point is 01:10:45 But the way he framed it is insane. Well, yeah, yeah. He sums it up, his last sentence is, I literally only care about sex and friends. Women can feasibly live life that way, and I can't. No. Find a woman living like that.

Starting point is 01:10:59 Someone said, what's stopping you just go to a gay bar and live your dream? Yeah, no straight go find some hosts. This is an in-cell's understanding of women's experiences. Yeah. No I feel like he doesn't have a single relationship with the woman. I think he thinks his where he's really wrong is saying like we can have sex and go back to being casual friends and it's totally fine it's like no one of those 50 guys is going to to kill you. Yeah, thi. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. th. the. the. the. I. I. th. I. I th. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I feel. I feel. I feel. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. I feel. I the men are going to be violent, scary and not want to just make it. Yeah, no, he's he's missing a lot of parts. I think you're right. I think this is a 16 year old kid. Why do the one? I would fuck me? He's like, no, you guys aren't hearing me. Come on! If he just made his, if he just made his post just that last line of I want to be come home and have sex after a long day of having sex if that was his only take then I'd be like you know good on you good luck with that that's not

Starting point is 01:11:52 even an unpopular opinion if he posted just that like I want to come home and have sex after having sex all day a lot of people be like you know what yeah up vote yeah take my goal take my goals every single But yeah, up vote. Take my goals. Take my goals. Take my stranger. Every single cringy Reddit thing. Man. He doesn't understand.

Starting point is 01:12:13 I hope this ends up being a Twilight Zone thing where he wakes up as a woman one day. And he's just like, oh, it's a horny version of your name. Your name, but he wakes up in her body just has so much sex he's like you're just my friend right I really hope this guy like I hope he finds God I hope he has at least one conversation with a woman I don't know he say met a woman okay well that's the final story and what a what a what a guy that was awesome that not that sort of like all that. So we usually do a thing and I wasn't keeping tabs on it now,

Starting point is 01:12:49 but who do we think is the king of the assholes? My vote, probably the boss who called out sick with COVID and then, you know, left his whole entire team theat. He betrayed a lot of people there to go be on F-boy island. whole entire team. He betrayed a lot of people there to go be on F Boy Island. He left the team down. And that was like an actual, that was an actual confirmed adult. Yes, that's a man who was in, like, he had a job where he was in charge of a lot of people and he really just neglected it all. Also, I mean, I know we've been just joking about it a lot. The guy who called his girlfriend, like every single dis- Just don't like that guy. Oh yeah, don't like him. Don't like him. But this last guy? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:13:25 He's not like the king of the assholes. He's kind of hilarious. He's kind of funny. I really hope he changes his opinions. Yeah. Well, thank you guys for joining me. This has been a lot of fun. We had a great time. boys. You know I was just guys being thudes. I started to think you know maybe

Starting point is 01:13:45 maybe we had maybe maybe men you know maybe we were on the way up but after reading those I don't know you thought we're having a bounce back moment we were we were having a good time. Turns out we're still in our flop era. Yeah. Shout out to tig bitties. That was the biggest assle. That guy was fucked up, man. All right, well, thank you all for watching. Any Reddit stories you find that are super unhinged, please, you can send them over to the Smosh Twitter or post them on the Smosh Reddit.

Starting point is 01:14:20 Any sort of way you want to send them to us and let us know. And we'll be back with more of these, I promise. And yeah, thank you guys. And we'll see you later. Bye.

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