Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - Office Nightmares | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: June 3, 2023

These stories make me thankful for work from home. 0:00-2:31 Intro 2:32-7:44 Got A Job At My Husband's Work https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11mvofv/aita_for_getting_a_job_where_my_husband_works/ 7:45-10:11 Everyone At Work Jokes Too Much https://www.reddit.com/r/coworkerstories/comments/134b48y/am_i_wrong/ 10:12-15:56 I Won't Take PTO For My Child's Birth https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11888w9/aita_for_telling_my_wife_that_im_not_taking_off/ 15:57-22:44 I Had Cysts https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/135uo81/oops_boss_didnt_believe_where_the_cysts_were_and/ 22:45-27:35 Am I Harassing My Coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/yrme98/20sf_coworker_doesnt_like_me_30sm_harassing_her/ 27:36-31:43 Did Not Refer My Coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/116nbyl/coworker_did_no_work_then_wanted_a_job_reference/ 31:44-37:41 Ate Pregnant Coworker's Donuts https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/wkdndc/aita_for_eating_the_last_donut_before_my_pregnant/ 37:42-42:57 I Deleted All Of The Data https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/s0xgzz/sorry_i_deleted_all_the_files_you_told_me_to/ 42:58-52:48 I Hide My Personal Life At Work https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/d66v6a/aita_for_hiding_my_personal_life_at_work/ 52:49-57:31 Watching GOT At Work https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/10gw210/so_you_wont_work_because_you_want_to_know_what/ 57:32-1:02:44 ...you're just going to have to watch this one lol https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/qe4y0v/sucking_your_own_dick_doesnt_feel_good/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Blake Jarvis Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez EVP of Programming: Joel Rubin AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Art PA: Adam Mustafa Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And these ones are rather work-related. So I brought two guests here who do actual work here at Smosh. Spencer and Tommy. Yeah, we do. Thank you for being here. I do this. I get to just sit here and read Reddit stories. You guys have to edit and do stuff and have meetings, which I'm invited to. I see you back in that little chair. Yeah, I see in the back corner. Shane, have you ever done jobs outside of acting, like

before you were an actor? No. I am very lucky to say that I, you know, I started acting when I was like, I started auditioning when I was 13. And, uh, you know, when you're doing that as a teen, and I, I wasn't working constantly, but I was also taking classes, I was in high school still. And then I'd been fortunate enough. I like, lily padded from job that just paid my rent long enough, that literally I would get my bank account down to being like, I need to go, to, to, to, to, and, to, to, and, and, to, to, and, to, and, to, and, to, to, and, to, and, and, to, and, to, and, and, to, and, and, to, and, and, to, and, and, and, and, and, to, and, to, to, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, I, to, to, th......................... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. get my bank account down to being like I need to get I need to go where my plan was and I was very close to this before I booked Smosh of like I was going to go work at

Starbucks because they had a program that would pay for ASU online if you logged a certain amount of hours every week so I had a whole plan but this this this became thus I would say Smosh is actually the closest this is the most normal job I've ever worked because working on sets otherwise I'm purely just acting you do nothing else here I actually do other things sometimes Shane be working you do be working yeah but it's still a silly job it's a silly job and I do far less of the like grueling work than everyone else in this room. I mean I work but it's also a silly job. It's a silly job. And I do far less of the like grueling work than everyone else in this room. I mean I work but it's also a silly job. Right, but you guys

have to do like, you do a lot more of the technical, a lot of the like, just really, the not-fun parts of the silly job. That's true. I'll say that it's less fun than this. Yeah, I'll say that it's less fun than this. Yeah, I agree. This is, this is like the core. Yeah. Yeah, this is the most fun part. Yeah, this is this is dope. So these encompass all forms of jobs. Some are corporate, some are more, you know, retail, service types of jobs. The whole gamut, if you will, but all of them are weird. We're bad. I don't know.

I'm so excited. Let's find out. First story. Am I the asshole for getting a job where my husband works? Uh-oh. Hi all, my husband started his job at a restaurant just a few months back. He's told me about all of his co-workers and how it's a friendly environment. I enjoy hearing his stories, but have been really concerned about one of his co-workers. No, no, no.

Apparently, she serves the same time he buses, and he's talked about how nice she is. He serves she buses. And how they go. Already, working in a restaurant, together is nightmare. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. My brother met his wife at a restaurant, but they were working there at the same time and is nightmare. Yeah, yeah, no. My brother met his wife at a restaurant, but they were working there at the same time and then. I know it's like a theater department back there,

like they're all fucking each other. Oh yeah, always, sure. There's always drama, especially if they're related. No, it sounds chaotic. Apparently she serves the same time he serving and busing together it's something so he's busing no work sexual style okay we've had problems with infidelity in the past on his half so I really didn't like how he was talking about her so about a week ago I applied to work at the same place to be a waitress.

During the interview, we did briefly mention my husband and how I could be scheduled to work alongside him. The owner is pretty big on families, it seems. I just started today. They started with training and teaching where everything was. Where I may be the assel is, I never told thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, I, the the told, told, told, and, the the the, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, to me. to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to to me, to to me, to told, to me, told. told, told my husband any of this. So me being there today absolutely made him livid. He didn't speak to me unless he was told to, and the co-worker he always talked about did the same. I like being a waitress.

I've done it before, but his reaction has been so over the top. His and his co-workers reactions have made me even more suspicious, and now I'm wondering if I should even trust him at all. I think you kind of lose, this might be problematic, and I'm starting right up, I think you kind of lose a lot of your rights in a relationship once you cheat. Well, certainly like, I mean, once you do that, like, trust is fucking gone. Yeah. And like, you need to go to therapy and you need to, what I've heard is like, that relationship., like, like, that relationship, that relationship, that relationship, that relationship, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I you kind, I you kind, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thin, I thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi,, like, trust is fucking gone. And like, you need to go to therapy, and you need to, what I've heard is like, that relationship's over and you need to start a new one.

Yeah, exactly. Clearly, they're not past him cheating before. So, of course she doesn't trust him because he did that. And it does sound, the fact that the co-worker that he talks about is also being weird towards her, it's like, yeah, he's probably, he's probably doing that. And she quit being a lawyer to go work at a restaurant. No, I'm making that up. I was like, what was she, I was like, where was she just waiting around for this jaw?

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because like clearly, he's like, you know, if he's, if he's unfaithful once, yeah. Fool me once. There's a comment that I fully agree with. Dude is either cheating on her or working up to it, but this is nuts. If your spouse is a shitty cheating asshole, just leave them. You're not going to babysit and stock them into being a good person. That's so fair. Exactly. It's like, this, this is a lost cause. Yeah. Admit it, that. And now you're stuck working.

Yeah. Now you're working at Olive Garden? I wish they said the name of the restaurant. Well, because the owner is pretty big on families. Okay, she hinted it. She Easter egged. So, she's into it. How would you feel if you were just a co-worker here? Look, and like I said, I never worked a service job. If I was just a random co-worker,

not, not any part of this be the most exciting shit of my life. This sounds so fun. Oh, is it awful? Oh, my God. It's any, it's like, it's hard enough to be like, because I did, I waited tables at a Italian restaurant in Orlando where it was like. Is it caraba's? It was not. You wish. I wish.

I wish. And like, everyone was related. They were either like husband and wife, or they were brothers, and it was always like, I don't fuck it, that don't put that. And so you're already dealing with like, my pastas, my, and you're like, and you're like, yeah. And so you're just doing all the shit, and then you go back to where you're supposed to like, to go do the job part and their, and their, and freezer. Guaranteed. And the tears are just freezing immediately.

Also, great place to cry. Yeah, I bet it is. I haven't seen the bear, but I imagine that this is what it's like. Yeah. Yeah, I love that show. All right. Next one. This comes from a subredit co-worker stories. Ooh. Got a new one. All right, at work, we can be pretty immature,

laughing at dumb things, farting while someone is on the phone, being stupid and so on. I kind of have been over it lately. I like the job, but I'm tired of the playing around. When a dude farts, I don't bad an eye. When they make a dumb joke, I don't really thak thoak a thoak a thoak a joke I thoak a joke I thuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. now I'm the bad guy at work and I apparently have an attitude because I don't laugh at farts. Any advice? Kimmy wrote down, Smosh, is that you?

Okay, Kimmy. Come on. this is a relatable story because we are very silly here. Yes, you're a silly. We're silly. But it's our job, we gotta. It's our job. We gotta be silly. But I think there are limits. And like there is a, you know, it's about reading the room. Like sometimes, because you, if you're silly all the time, it's exhausting. It's for'm saying like if I'm trying to get some real work done and someone comes up and farts, like, okay, well now I'm thinking that's really funny. Like, unfortunately this is really funny.

Spencer. Peeh. But yeah, no, I mean it's a time for work and a time for parts. Yeah, I mean we used to do this bit and I hated it and it was where we would sing happy birthday. In like every meeting. I say, I say we, I would like, I would leave. I would also leave as quick as possible. But we would do it anytime anyone entered the meeting room, we would start seeing happy. And this is on Zoom. This is Zoom. this is Zoom, so everyone's not synced up because you can't be perfectly synced up.

So it's just a cacophony of... It was just really bad. It was pretty awful. It was so annoying. And the hardest time in like recent history, we were doing that to ourselves. I have a solution for this. Come up with a new joke. Yeah. Shit your fucking pants. Yeah. Yeah. Then you get to go home.

Comedy is about escalation. And what's the ultimate escalation? Shitting your pants? Shitting your pants. Okay, let's just move on because that one's very silly. We've decided she should shit her pants. We've decided. Okay, here we go. Am I the asshole for telling my wife that I'm not taking off of work to be present at our daughter's birth? Oh. Let's hear him out. Let's hear him out. I work as an OBGYN. Well, okay. Is he literally going to be the one?

No, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Okay. No, he's probably a sim pilot or something. Okay. Okay. Here we go. My daughter is expected to be born sometime this month,

so I've been picking up extra work in order to have more money for when the baby came. Yesterday, I came home and my wife asked me when I would be taking off of work so I could be bedside. I told her that I couldn't because there was a big project coming up and that they needed me. My boss is also married to the sister of one of my wife's brother's friends. And they've all known each other for a long time. When I got out of the shower my wife tole that theymea th is is is th is the the the the they. they. th is their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their. they their their their their their their their their tod today today today today today today today today their their their their their their their their they they that she called my boss and that he was giving me as much time off as I needed with pay. Then she says, you told me that there was a project and that they needed you, but I was just told that you didn't even ask for any time off. In fact, you asked for more work?

I got upset, for one, and I told her this when with my boss to get me any special treatment. Two, I think it's disrespectful that she overruled my decision to work by going over my head. Instead of talking to me and having me call, if I decided to take time off, that is, and she decided by herself that I was going to take time off, and called the let you do it. How would you feel? She apologized about calling, but was still mad about why I never asked for time off. I explained to her that I wanted to work for extra money to have after the birth, and plus the baby wouldn't even remember me being there or not.

So true. She bur- You fucking got this, dude. Dude, the kid's not gonna remember the first couple years. Yeah. Just worked for us a few years. He's not gonna remember the first couple years either. She burst into tears and said that she wanted me to be there. And I felt bad and said, I would try to be there if I could. And everything was fine until this morning when I was getting ready for work and she said, you're still going to work? I said, yes, she asked, what if the baby starts to come?

I said that her mom will be here and that I will try to rush over to the hospital as fast as I could. She said, fine, go, I don't care anymore with an attitude, and I left. I just got a text from her. And it texts from other people's moms. Everyone's mom, or it texts me. And Shane's mom? I don't get what the big deal is. Why is everyone making such a big deal about me not being at bedside?

How many of you remember your parents being bedside? I want to take time off after the baby is born, so I could bond with her. It doesn't make then make then make then make then make the then make then make then make then make the thensensensensensensensensensensens thens thens thens thus thus thus thus thus thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm togea, I'm too, tipe' tip-a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, I'm, to take time off before then. I know my wife wants me to be there, but we're always together. Am I the asshole or is my wife not thinking straight? I try to be gentle with her because I know it's mostly her out of control hormones talking. But this is ridiculous. Woo! He had to sprinkle that in the end. He had to sprinkle Yeah. He had to be to sprinkle it the the to sprinkle it to sprinkle it. He. He. He to sprinkle, he to sprinkle, he to sprinkle, he to sprinkle, where. He. He to be to be to be to be to sprinkle, where. He to sprinkle, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where to, where, where to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the a thi. the a thi a thi a thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. had to just do that. Yeah. I got a little lost when it was about the boss and the friend. I started glazing over. The wife knows the boss. Yeah, if I can nitpick when he's like, I really don't want to be getting special treatment

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I don't know. But this one's dedicated to you, I guess. So this comes from Best of Reader Updates and malicious compliance. So, okay. Boss didn't believe I have cysts on my ass. Sorry, boss didn't believe I have cysts on my ass. Pilodontal Sis? Pilodonysis.

Okay. Some backstory, kind of graphic. Some backstory. Some backstory. Oh, baby. Kind of graphic. Around June of 2022, I started getting this weird pain in my lower back, upper butt area.

Kind of right where the seam of your cheeks are. I thought it was because I tend to slouch in my gaming chair and sit on my tailbone.. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Okay. I. Okay. Okay. Okay. I. I. Okay. t. t. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. today. today. to. to to to to to to to today. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod tod th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th today. today. today. today, toe. toe. toe. today. today. t. I thought it was because I tend to slouch in my gaming chair and sit on my tailbone. I shouldn't, bad posture, I know. Anyway, I thought it was just sore from that, and I fixed my posture a little bit and took extra care in the shower and cleaning that area, but the pain just kept getting worse. Fast forward a few months to to pain to itchy to pain to nothing at some points. About two months ago from writing this, I decided to look in the mirror and see what it was. I couldn't see, so I had to ask my girlfriend to look, LMAO. It was embarrassing to spread my ass cheeks for her, don't get me wrong, lull.

When I did though, she noticed what looked like a little hole, maybe about the size of a pea. And when I say hole, yes. I mean like, but holes? And when I say hole, yes, I mean like indented into my skin kind of hole. I won't get more graphic than that. But yes, it acts just like a normal zit, pops, pus, et cetera. I schedule a doctor's appointment and have them take a look. It's a pylinidal cyst. Actually, not just one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one thorororororororoctterterterterterter. And thoan and four tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. And thi. And thi. And tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yes. Yes. thi. Yes. Yes. thi. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. Yes. th. Yes. Yes. th. Yes. th. Yes. Yes. th. th. Yes. th. Yes. th. th. Yes. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I. I thi. I thi. I. I th just one, but there are five. Jesus Christ.

One big one and four other small ones. And with cysts, the only way to get rid of them and surgically. So I scheduled my surgery. I go in in about two weeks from the time this posts, which me luck. Throughout this time, I had to take a few days off work for doctors appointments and basically told my boss the just for a routine appointment. I didn't want to scare them with a, hey, I might be off work for X amount of weeks just yet. When I got the news I needed surgery,

that is when I told him. Now, I do a labor intensive job in a factory, a lot of moving, lifting, etc. And I'm rather essential in my job. and it will suck losing me for two weeks. For whatever reason, my boss doesn't believe me to have anything wrong with me and thinks I am just trying to get out of work, because, yeah, who doesn't love two weeks of unpaid vacation time? I get home that day and take my clothes off and put my phone on the bathroom counter on a timer.

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because I'm not trying to get fired or anything. I cropped around where I needed to. The next day, I bring in the folder which also has my letter of recommendation from my doctor for surgery. My surgery and at the very back, the last picture he will see is, in all of its glory, my hairy, white ass, LMAO. My boss avoided me for a while after I showed him the pictures. However, since then, he has actually not said a word about it and is treating me great. So yeah, well, that seemed to work. He probably, honestly, he probably didn't have to include the picture. He didn't need to do that.

All he needed to do that. Yeah, all he needs is a doctor. But you know what? I think for him not believing him, He gave the proof. He did give him the proof. There's not much to say, I feel like that. There's not much to say, and I'm very triggered. He got those cysts because of his bad posture. Because if you mash that area up and you got a those little sense. No way. I should be careful. This is tangental, but my mom had to get her gallbladder sucked out of her. You know how that, you can do that now and they just like take the little.

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you know paid or whatever any my dad my dad my kid my dad my that's Here's her gallbladder. Can I get paid for it? Psycho behavior. Love you, Dad, so much. That's fucking awesome. That explains so much. It just feels very similar to this. Then he grabbed out of the back. It was like, grumble. Yeah. You know, he showed his whole ass.

He really, he really buried it all. Yeah, I mean, iconic for this guy to print this picture off? Like that's fucking cool. Yeah, he really, you know he he showed his whole ass. He really buried it all. Okay, there's an update. The ending was that my boss avoided me for a while after I showed him the pictures. However, since then he has actually not said a word about it and is treating me great. I had my surgery today. It went to today. It went to be w. to. to. to w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toea. toe. the the toe. toe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. tode. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. toda, my nurse was awesome. I want to thank everyone for the support that they have given me on my previous upload, and I also had some people reach out to me with them having the same problem. Thank you for that. It made me feel less self-conscious about it. Well, that's great.

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I'm dying. Okay, moving on. Okay, here we go. I think butt plugs come in a two pack? Okay. Not that one, babe. Is I bioport? Okay.

Go on. Am I the asshole for reporting my co-worker to HR? I, a 37-year-old man, have recently found myself in a situation because I reported my co-worker, a 20s female to HR. A year ago, she started working for our company. She was withdrawn, shy, and tended to stick to the people that were in her training class. Over the last year, I've been trying to get to know her. Everything was fine until about three weeks ago when I heard her speaking to one of my friends, 20s male, about how she doesn't like talking to me. She's saying I'm stalking her while she's at work because I leave my area to talk to her. She gets along fine with him but thinks it's weird that a married man is giving her compliments and keeps walking into her

department to talk to her. Earlier this week she was talking to that same friend about tea. I'm also a tea drinker, so I asked if she likes Ulong, Earl Gray, breakfast tea, etc. She kept saying no, then caught an attitude with me when I responded to her last no with, I guess you only drink handcrafted artisan tea. She responded by saying, maybe I should have asked what kind of tea she drinks instead of naming random ones. After that, she walked back to her area. The next day, she brought five tea bags to my friends so he could try them. I looked at them and said she lied yesterday because one of them was a tea that she said she didn't like the day before. I asked her if she liked it and she said no, too.

Her response is why I reported her. It was basically saying you never asked about white tea and calling her a liar is disrespectful but I know that white tea is the same as Ulong tea. I'm just trying, I'm just trying to be nice. I reported her to HR for a hostile work environment. It didn't go the way I thought it would. It didn't go the way I thought it would, and now work has signed me up for a mandatory class on workplace harassment. I know HR talked to her on Tuesday because I was notified on Wednesday that I was required to take the class. I think she lied to HR to get me in trouble.

So am I the asshole for reporting her to HR when she is constantly aggressive towards me, fuck you. I knew this was bad when the first line of, over the last year I've been trying to get to know her. It's just like a weird thing of like... Yeah, he's posting on Reddit about it. This man's a psycho. He's, I feel bad for her that he...

He jumped to HR so fucking fast. Yeah, this is confusing because she says she likes white tea and he's like, oh, it's the same as Ulong tea. I'm not a tea expert, but there's a comment here that says white tea is not the same as Ulong tea, dip shit. So hostile work environment is a very serious claim. This is info from like a human resource management type of thing. It is defined as when harassing or discriminatory conduct is so severe and pervasive... the the the the the theeeeee. the. the. thiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. T thi. thi. T thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thi. This is thiiii. This is thiii. This is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. This is thi. It is defined as, when harassing or discriminatory conduct is so severe and pervasive, it interferes with an individual's ability to perform their job, creates an intimidating, offensive, threatening, or humiliating work environment, or causes a situation where a person's psychological well-being

is adversely affected. So, not this. So not that. So not this at all. Not, hey, you need to be nice to me. And I'm pushing advances on you. I'm dying to know what compliments he was giving her. Oh, God.

I know. He probably thought he was, he was being so slick. Yeah. If you try and get to know someone and they're not like trying to get to know you to know leave them alone. You're done. You're done. Just leave him alone. Yeah. So they're not in your department. Yeah. There's also a huge age gap. Like he's 37. She's likely early 20s. But I'm just guessing based on this guy. Look for the saying the story, yeah. You know for this, yes. Some other comments. I love the thought that he went to HR like, mom, she lied about tea. Yeah. Why have you been trying to get to know her? Have you been complimenting her? It sounds like unless it's about work, you should avoid

contacting her, to be honest. And then OP responded, I used to be shy like her and it was hard for me to go to work every day when I didn't have friends to do......, to be, to be, to be, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to, to be a, to, to, to, to be, to, to, to be, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to, to, to, to, to, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to go to work every day when I didn't have friends to talk to. I thought I was helping her. Yes, I've complimented her a few times because, like I said, she's withdrawn from most people and it could be a confidence thing. I, yeah, I have a- He should have been getting her treats. Like various trinkets to kind of put around her. Yeah. Little things, I that, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, like, tha, out of like wood and string that he finds in woods. Like effigies. Yeah. Yeah.

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Co-worker did no work, then wanted a job reference from me. Not happening. This is from Petty Revenge. Yeah, no, that's huge. Years ago, I was part of a programming team. One of the senior team members had been promoted beyond her abilities. Due to work she'd done some years before on a suite of software tools that everyone in the company was forced to use, despite them being much clumsier to use than most equivalent

third-party applications. But that was her claim to fame getting promoted for her contribution to mediocrity. She somehow felt that this entitled to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their their their She somehow felt that this is... Damn! Us working at Smush. She somehow felt that this entitled her to sit in her office with her feet on her desk, reading paperback novels all day, while the rest of us engaged in various programming projects. The company eventually went into a tailspin and there were multiple rounds of layoffs. Our whole division got wiped out eventually. Some years later, I'm happily employed elsewhere. Ring, ring, goes the telephone.

Me. Hello, this is Mr. McDonald, human resources guy. Good afternoon, Mr. McDonald. I'm HR guy with XYZ Company. One of your former co-workers, Miss Novel Reader, has applied for a programming position with XYZ Co, and said you could give her a reference, me. Oh, did she now? Fascinating. Jesus Grace.

What would you like to know? Oh, fascinating. Oh, monocle top that? Oh, oh, hmm, yes. Can't wait to fuck her life up? Yeah. Who? Oh, oh, her glaweller! How long were you and she in the same department?

Me? About five years? Guy, great, what can you tell me about Miss Novel Reader's work during that time? Me. Well, nothing, I'm afraid. I never actually saw any. Guy. You were in the same department for five years and never saw any of her work? Me. In five years, I never saw any work from her. Long pause, Guy. Does that mean what it sounded like? Me, absolutely. Guy, thank you for your time.

Me, don't mention it. Woo! Wow. Damn. I'm just worried about like, This is from his perspective. All we have is his word. And it could be a potential.

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It's like a mostly male-dominated field. We have a comment here. Someone says, I smell BS. Just a disgruntled dude who hated working with a woman. I'm sure your reference wasn't taken seriously. He responded, ha ha ha ha ha. I love working with women. They'll actually talk about something other than sports ball. Nice try though. Me. I love working with women. Actually you. Weird response. Weird response. It makes me trust them less. He's definitely

weird. Look we've dealt with people writing out their posts in weird ways. And it does always make me not like them. Look, from his story, do I, with the context we have, do I think what he did was wrong? No. Do I like him? I don't really like him. But that's because of the way he wrote this out. OK, let's let's change change change change change change change change change change change the the the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the the the the the the the the the theoe the thi. theateateo. thoeo. tho. tho. the thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. toeea. theeeeee. the. That's because of the way he wrote this out. Okay, let's change the story up a little bit. Okay.

Let's say it was a dude, co-worker, like... I think I would still feel overall the same way. Yeah, it's just the way he's phrasing all this. The way he like wrote it out like a play. Yeah, I just, I just, the way he wrote it out, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. his writing. I didn't like his writing. She wrote it out like a play? Yeah, he literally wrote like me, him, me, him. No, that's corny. Like he's, he's savoring this. He's clearly a editor. Yeah.

Drogatory. All right. All right, let's move on. the a treats, because I am someone who I can, I'm a vacuum. And I will definitely be like, I could take two donuts, but is someone else going to not have a donut? But is someone pregnant?

But is someone pregnant? Okay. I, a 19-year-old man moved to New York City a couple months ago and found work in a small office. My boss brought in a couple boxes of donuts this morning and let us all have some. All in all, there were enough for all of us to have two, 12 employees and 24 donuts. The pregnant employee ended up not showing 30 minutes into the shift so far. So I had two more donuts for a total of four. And not even 10 minutes later, she to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to their to their to their to their to their their to their to their their their to tooiciciciciciiiocoicick a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to tooicic. I tooic. I c. I c. I c. I c. Ic. Ic. Ic. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. I too. I So I had two more donuts for a total of four. And not even 10 minutes later, she came walking in,

saying her truck broke down. She saw we all had donuts, and she asked me if there were any saved for her since our boss let her know she brought donuts. I calmly told her no since I assumed she skipped word. She got frustrated. She got frustrated and said that she had to skip breakfast today. I said so. I never eat breakfast. She said, this is the most 19 year old.

That's 19. I don't even eat breakfast, dude. I eat like four dinners. She said, this is kind of a bigger deal for a pregnant person than it is for some kid. At this point, my boss told me to get to work and gave her her uneaten donuts. The boss gave the pregnant woman her uneaten donuts. My boss called me into her office and said, I was being rude.

I told her that I thought my co-worker was skipping and offered to post here on Reddit. Hey, do you want me to post this on Reddit? I'll push this on Reddit and we'll see who's... We'll settle this. Yeah, we'll settle it. She said that, I mean, people would still see you as a jerk in the real world, even if a group of socially awkward kids took your side. Oh.

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That's so funny. No, you're fine. Like, I don't do that. Everyone's just like me. Um, have you guys... Yeah with four donuts and it's like a chip on it. Whatever, I'm saving these for later. Some comments. Uh, wants to be seen as not just some kid, but immediately runs to the internet to absolve him of any wrongdoing and tells his boss what he's doing.

Smart. Bonus you're the asshole to OP for attempting to get us on his side by mentioning his boss insulted Redditors. Everyone insults Redditors, including Redditors. It's so true. No one disses Redditors like on Reddit. It's like Weaser fans. The comments? It's like Weaser Fans.

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The company resisted buying hard drives for this, but it saved me so much time. I ended up buying one or two a year myself until I accumulated about ten of them. Figure over $1,000 worth of external drives. Then the unexpectedly management changes, new management thinks they can replace the old software guy with a cheaper new software grad, and I am laid off, with two weeks to train my replacement. Yes, it's blatant age discrimination, but impossible to fight.

So I just went for a graceful transition to my next job. The newer guy doesn't need breakfast. Except I have $1,000 of personal disk drives with old customer data on them. Company insists that no ex-employees may take any company data off-premises and all files must be deleted. I don't want to just leave the drives at the company, but they insist I must delete all data before taking them home. So I offer.

They can buy them from me. Or I will eventually use them for something else, but I can leave the data on them in case someone needs it. Not good enough. New manager insists I must delete all data and all backups before I remove the drives. Okay, that's what I do. Six months later, I got a series of desperate phone calls. New software grad has been unable to build any new prototypes. Old customers are calling to get old prototypes updated, and new software grad has no idea how to do that. The executive VP is calling to ask what it would take to bring me back to do my old job. Sorry, I've got a new job now. And even if I didn't, I cannot just modify the old prototype because you insisted I delete all old copies of it.

If I did want to modify it, I'd first have to recreate it from scratch. The code still exists in their source control, but the data is the heart of the prototypes, and that old series of six months apart data we collected is gone for good no matter what. Sorry, you screwed yourselves exactly like I told you would happen. Hope whatever you saved by hiring a new grad to replace an actually experienced programmer was worth it. Damn. That's rough. That's real rough. I'm not too savvy on like tech stuff, but I know from stuff here. It's all in the dating.

Like just just backups of things and stuff. And once you lose it, it's like, it's a huge deal. Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's like. I remember, I remember when Defy went under. biggest deal that we had a ton of stuff on drives and that was like we need to get that like that we were that was the only thing we were focused on for like a month or two so it's shocking that this company clearly was no data is like someone asked me the other day like what would you save in your house like besides your cats obviously like if they're a fire and to me it was like my computer like my laptop or my hard drives because that's like that's like like like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like like like like like like like like like like like that's like like that's like like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like th th. th. th. th. th. that's like that's like th. that's like th. that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi the thi thi the thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. they were a fire. And to me it was like my computer, like my laptop or my hard drives because

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And that's an interesting thing because the cost you'll have to pay for things not working out and not being able to do the job. I can't wait. Dude, the day I get to throw that line in someone's face. I know. Ooh. That's a good, theyear-old moment for us. And someone said the epitome of congratulations you played yourself. Ooh.

Yeah, that's a good one. It's a good malicious compliance right there. Ah, managers. Classic managers. Fuck them. Fuck them. All right. Love you, Rachel.

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Yeah, she's, she is trying to do severance. Yeah, that's so true. She's trying to do that thing. There's an update. There's an update. I don't have eat breakfast, dude. I presented my side as detailed above. Melinda gave hers.

She basically said that she had been trying to get to know everyone. And she had been of having trouble getting to know me. So she found my Facebook in an effort to find something to talk about with me, and then she just informed. This was weirdo behavior. I, she's a weirdo. I'm sorry, Melinda's a weirdo. I asked, I asked my HR rep to pull up Facebook and to do a cursory search for my real name. There were several. Then I asked him to search for my married name

or the one I go by on Facebook, Ali Smith. There were enough for about six or seven scrolls on too many to count. I haven't touched my own page since I reported the incident. It was about 30 names from the top, but like I said, my profile pick is my dog, not me. So she would have had to look at each thumbnail photo or view each account. I do have an Instagram page that's on private, but I only have a few friends, mostly family members, and friended me. Naturally, I blocked her. HR gave her a reprimand for creating a negative work atmosphere. My rep wasn't sure why Melinda felt the need to blast

my info for everyone and he called BS on her for claiming it was innocent. So that's that. That's probably all that's going to come from it because my co-workers are now acting mostly back to normal. However, I took the advice from the sub and I'm making amends. They're all all. I'm gonna learn to open up, but not by much. But they know enough about me to know I'm not an automaton or anything. Okay, well that sounds fine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We solved it. Melinda, you weirdo?

Yeah, what? All right. Like if I did snooping like that, I would I would be I'd be embarrassed. So I'd be like I don't want anyone to know. Right. Yeah, like but like have I done that? Yes, would I be embarrassed and like I would not tell other people? No. Also the CIA needs to hire him. Yeah, yeah. All right. Here we go. Here's the the next. the the the the the the the the the the the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. the ne. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the next story. So you won't work because you want to know what happens on Game of Thrones? Fine. So this happened in 2019 when the infamous last season of Game of Thrones came out. That was only 2019? That was 2019. It was like eight years ago. I know it's been forgotten because it sucked. Back then I was working a shitty customer service job and because I was a student at the time had to work late afternoon slash night shifts. The company being permanently understaffed

there were usually two people on these types of shifts. In this case yours truly and the person we will call shitty McShit who also worked mostly graveyard shifts. I can write an entire book of stories about shitty McShit that would showcase the reasoning behind his name, but I'll save them for later. The bottom line is this dude barely ever showed up to work, and when he did show up, he would call his friends from the company phones to keep the line busy or just spend all his time eating and watching movies. Besides refusing to work, this guy was also incredibly rude and entitled. This guy was also incredibly rude and entitled. What I know is he came from money but his parents made him work and he was not. He the the the the the the their. He. He. He. He. He was. He. He. He. He. He was, to. He, to, he. He, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. He, he. He, he. He. He, he. He, he. He, he. He, he. He, he. He. He. He. He, he. He. He. He, he. He, he. He. He, he. He was, he was, he was, he was, to, toe. He was, toe. He was, toe. He was, toe. He was, toe. He was, toe. He was, toe. He was, toe. He was, he was not amused. He was 20-ish, if I remember correctly, but through tantrums like a three-year-old.

Now night shifts were usually quiet and both me and Shitty each minded our own business, but it wasn't the case that week. Some service was down somewhere and calls were flooding in, to the point where I barely had time to breathe between calls. At some point, I noticed Shitty's the phone, I's logged off and opened HBO to watch Game of Thrones season premiere. While hundreds of calls and emails keep coming in, I go over to him and asked to please do his damn job. And his response is, geez, chill. It won't take long.

I just really want to know what happens in this episode. I didn't have time to yell at this idiot, and even if I had, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, toed, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to. to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to. to. to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to th th to th th to to to th to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. What I did instead is I went back to my workstation and messaged him what happened throughout the course of the entire episode, scene by scene. On slack and email with our team leader, Ciced in. He slammed the keyboard and went back to taking calls. It made me feel better, but not good enough. I knew his university schedule wouldn't allow him to watch the episodes. So every the th th, I would religiously email and slack him a message containing all the spoilers titled, Game of Throne Summary, I hope this helps you concentrate at work.

Was it petty and childish? Yes. Was it delicious and beautiful? Also yes, that. Do I regret it? No. I don't understand why he couldn't just see the emails and not read the emails. So here's what the, here's what OPE could have done. The entire, the season finale like leaked. Do you guys remember that?

It like leaked? Oh yeah. Like, I want to say like months before people were like, like, like, Dinaris, a lot. And they, and they, and someone, I remember that happened. And someone, the finale and everyone was like, wow, this is really dumb. Like, to a T. Yes. It was terrible. I didn't watch.

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It's super fun. Right. But it just, it was such a downfall. But anyways. Not the asshole. What I don't get is this guy is this guy is this guy is this guy is this guy is this guy is this guy is this guy is the asshole. What I don't get is this guy is, this guy is, shitty mcitt is stupid because he should have just lied. Right.

Just lie. Dude, just lie. It's not hard. That's, I think, that's a big, frustrating thing in my life. Is I get upset when people do bad things, right? Like when people are lie or they're shitty or they do bad things, right? Like when people are lie or they're shitty or they do bad things, I get more mad when they are like stupid about it. I'm like, if you're gonna do a bad thing,

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Yeah, he's literally useless. We've got some comments here. This is why you shouldn't burn people who know how to hurt you. Jesus! Damn! Why would he read the spoilers if he didn't want to know what happened? I would just delete it. Someone else said, what was worse? You give it? What was worse? You giving him spoilers are the actual final season of Game of Thrones? Yeah, it was pretty bad. He's like, bran? So guys. As our final thing, this is completely, this is completely different type of thing. Very different. This is not a work. I mean, this is a guy, he's doing a job. Aren't we all?

So this is a story about a guy who's self-employed. What's about to happen? He's self-employed. I found this story right before we started filming this. I was on my phone and I came across this Reddit story and I was like, no way, we gotta read this. No way. It's just awesome. Okay. It's just an awesome story.

About a job. About a job. Our unpopular opinion. Sucking your own dick doesn't feel good. It's like sucking your own dick doesn't feel like getting your dick sucked. It feels like sucking dick. Wait, wait, wait, there's the tweet or there's like the thing. It's like, sucking your own dick doesn't feel like getting your dick sucked. It feels like sucking dick.

And like, and for some people, like, that's their thing. So a couple months ago I found out that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was that I was that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was that I was that I was that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was able that I was, that's their thing. And like, so a couple months ago. Oh, there's a story. So a couple of months ago, I found out that I was able to suck my own dick. And when I say suck my own dick, I don't mean simply licking the tip of my penis. I mean, full on deep throwing my entire car. Whoa, you're you're a pro. When I first found out about this, I was so excited, and I immediately began sucking my knob.

Though I realized, I wasn't really pleasurable at all, it felt more like I was sucking someone else's dick than somebody sucking my dick. Don't get me wrong, there was some pleasure, but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth. I wasn't able to focus on the sensation of being sucked off since all the focus was on having an entire fucking dick in my mouth. It was a surreal experience to feel all my cock faints and stuff in my mouth. It was a surreal experience to feel all my cockpains and stuff in my mouth, but it wasn't what I was looking for, you know?

We're a fucking. And no, it wasn't because my head game was trash. I actually became- It sounds like it's because the head game was trash. I actually became pretty good at dick sucking because of my special ability. So yeah. That's my secret captain. So yeah, sucking your own dick is nowhere near. So yeah.

Sucking your own dick is nowhere near comparable to somebody else sucking you off. It just isn't as pleasurable as people make it out to be. Who's making it out? I've never heard anyone be like, dude, you gotta check it out. I think I'll just stick to jacking off instead. So this, I guess this was posted a couple years ago, but I just saw it today. Someone, there's some comments. Imagine being this insecure with your sexuality. This feels good, but oh no, I don't want to think of myself as gay.

O.P. responded, I didn't feel good, though. That's the point of the post. Don't get me wrong. There was some pleasure, but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth It felt good, but oh no, I can't get over how it threatens my tiny insecure masculinity And then he responded I just don't like the feeling of having dick in my mouth. Okay Okay, that's all he commented and he was gone. That's all he commented. And he disappeared I just I saw that title. I just that's all he commented on popular opinion. That's that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's all he's like I was like I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's liked. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was just just like. I was. I was. I was it once I saw the title. I was like, that's awesome. I love that that's an unpopular opinion. Like, guys, unpopular opinion? Sucking your own dick? I've never seen anyone be like, you have to try this on the internet.

And I've seen, I've seen people argue for everything on the internet. Yeah. You gotta at this. You gotta do it. Well, yeah. Other people's jobs suck. Yeah. Oh no. I'm very grateful that, I don't know. We don't have people who snoop like that. And I'm, you know, I don't know.

There's some messy situations here. Some jobs are very silly silly though, like people fart and that's nice. It's like every workplace is going to have drama because you spend like two-thirds of your life at work. Yeah. And so you know, and things happen. But it's like, I'm so glad that we're not fat. I'm so glad nobody eats four donuts. We all share the donuts equally. Yeah, yeah, that's cool

We look we work in a great place compared to all of those Oh compared to this. Oh my god. Well, thank you both for being here This is so fun. Thank you. Thanks for joining me. I know you have to get back to work. Was that a command? No, get back to work. I'm literally not your boss in any sort of thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to theee. thea. the. the. the., but get back to work. But you should get back to work. No, really, thank you guys for being here. And thank you for watching. And as always, let us know what other subreddits or stories you want us to cover. We have a Reddit. You can post them there.

You can reply to us on Twitter. Or in the comments below, just give us ideas, give us themes that you want us to cover. Anything, any sort of way of doing this. We're all years. And next week, next Saturday, I will be joined by Jackie and Keith as we read a bunch of friend drama. And it gets messy. It gets weird. So we'll see you then.

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