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Episode Date: March 2, 2024

Go to http://rocketmoney.com/pitreddit to stop wasting money on things you don't use. HAPPY 50th to us!! 0:00-1:07 Intro 1:08-7:56 I ghost at parties https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bk763q/aita_for_ghosting_at_parties/ 7:57-16:45 I took back the beer I bought for a party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hd12gs/aita_for_taking_back_the_beer_i_bought_for_a/ 16:46-24:10 I took back the cake I baked for my friend https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jnxiz8/aita_ruining_my_friends_birthday_party_by_taking/ 24:11-32:19 My friend would ruin the aesthetic of my party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15d5tx6/aita_for_not_inviting_my_friend_to_my_party/ 32:20-33:35 Sponsors! 33:36-42:32 I kicked a guy out of a college party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/v719ep/aita_for_publicly_telling_this_guy_this_is_a/ 42:33-56:15 My sister had a terrible bachelorette party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15gqspa/aita_for_asking_my_sister_wtf_she_expected_to/ 56:16-1:02:47 Which party would we go to? SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Mac Kahey ( @MacDoesIt ) // https://www.instagram.com/macdoesit/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Assistant: Adam Mustafa, Oliver Wehlander Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Camera Operator: Eric Wann Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran CEO: Alé Catenese EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis IT: Tim Baker Operations PA: Katie Fink Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Marketing Director: Dani Howe Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yes, everyone loves me. And today is a bit of a party. We're celebrating because it is our 50th episode. Oh, ah, ah, ah! Oh! Oh! This had some, like, a little bit of it blew out this, the small side onto my finger and it kind of hurt a little bit.

Are you okay? Yeah. Okay. Do you need some point? No, but it was just interesting. I've never had that happen. You just want us to know. Got it.

But, yeah, so this is our 50th episode. So these are all going to be party-centric stories. Have you guys been to parties before? We love a party. We love a party. We love to party. Great. We love to party.

What is that? Is that a song? Is that a song? It is? All right. Whooo? Am I the asshole for ghosting at parties? I'm gonna say no already. It's like no. Interesting.

Like an Irish goodbye? Yeah, okay. The other day I was at a barbecue and was talking with everyone when a friend said to me, I have a bone to pick with you. I was a little shocked because I like to think I'm nice enough and get along with people, but I was keen to find out what thia the to to to to to thia to to to their to to to their to to to to their to to to to their to think I'm nice enough and get along with people, but I was keen to find out what her issue was with me. You don't say goodbye, you just leave, is what she said, and it's true.

I prefer to just leave a party and let everyone keep going. I do it because if I announce I am leaving, then people often ask me to stay or ask why I'm leaving. Sometimes it makes other people thi. Yeah, I might go too ending the party early. I prefer to just disappear Anyway, I explained myself to this friend and she said no, it's super rude We're Australian so I told her to go fuck herself And we both laughed and we both laughed after that barbecue. I made a point of saying goodbye to her directly, but I still prefer to ghost my wife isn't a fan of me doing this, but she has long since Accepted it. that's it's a quick one. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's a that's a that's a that's a th. that's a that's a thi. that's a that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's a that's a thi. that's that's that's that's thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi prefer to ghost. My wife isn't a fan of me doing this, but she has long since accepted it. All right, that's, it's a quick one there, but I think that's a common topic amongst people.

And so you said right off the bat, you don't think they're an asshole for doing that. No, because it kind of does take down, it one take down the mood. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, the, the, the, the, is, is, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, is, is, is, one, is, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, is, one, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, one, one, one, is, one, one, the, the, the the the the the the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is, that, is, is, that, is, that, is, is, that, is, the the the the the the the the that down the mood, it's like announcing, I'm leaving, so the party is done and that's not exactly what you're saying. But it kind of feels like that sometimes. It's like stopping the momentum. Interesting. Of a thing that's going.

And people do make you feel so bad for leaving. It's like, no, I'm trying to take care of myself. I need to leave right now. And people will be like, you want more drinker, no shut up, Karen, shut up! Ashley, I don't want another drink. I just told you I'm going home. And I a lot of times feel like I have to come up with a valid enough excuse to get out of the party. Sometimes I just want to go. And if my excuse is not up to their standards, then they're like making me feel bad for leaving. Yeah.

I get that. This feels personal. It is personal. I feel that too, though. Because I'm someone who feels really guilty and social pressure really like affects me. So people are like, no, don't go. And it makes me go home and then I feel like shit the rest of the night and I, I, it carries with me a little bit. Used to be

more so the case. I think I've gotten over that nowadays. I feel like nowadays doesn't bother me. I also feel like people aren't as affected as much when I say goodbye. I guess it depends on the party. I think it's the type of gathering matters. So. I simply do not care. If I want to go, I'm like, I'm leaving. I'm tired. I'm going home. But do you say goodbye? Yeah, I'll say goodbye. Yeah, I'll say goodbye sometimes. Sometimes to some people. It depends on the party though. If it's like a lot of people, I'm just like I'm going. I don't need to say goodbye. I'll say to say to say to say to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye the to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye the one to say goodbye the one the one to say to say the one the one the one to say say say to say goodbye the one the one to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye to say goodbye the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one to say say say say say say say say say say say to say to say to say the one the one the one one one one one one one one one one one one one the one one one one one one one one one the one one one one one the one person. I'm say the one person. I'm say to say to one person. I say to say to say to say to say to say the one person. I say goodbye the one person. I'm say goodbye the one the one the one one person. I'm say the one one one person just head out. I would say roughly if it's like 25 or more people where there's so many people that there's a bunch of stuff going on yeah it's like I can't say goodbye to everyone. It's a birthday party I'll try to say goodbye to them. Yeah usually but thus. I think it also changes who you came to

the party with. That's also true. You come with your girls you leave with your yes girls girls and quotes. Yes. But otherwise the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thi their thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi th. th th th th th th th th is th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi their thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. their their the party with. That's also true. You come with your girls, you leave with your girls. Yes. Girls in quotes. Yes. But it's like, if you're coming with like a group, if you're like coming from a place and rides and things, like you should say by to the people that you came with. I agree with that. Yeah, because you can't just ditch the verdict was asshole. Oh. Yeah. For leaving without saying goodbye.

Yeah. And I, like I said, I think context matters like different, different situations. There's some edits here that maybe affect this. Okay. They edited and said, I should note that I do try to tell the host I am leaving. If I can get them alone without causing a scene by saying goodbye. And if not, I text them to say thanks. It's just everyone else I'm trying to avoid. Edit 2, she was not the host of this barbecue.

It was my in-laws barbecue, and she was a neighbor that was invited. I ghosted that event late into the night because my house is a few hundred meters down the road, and I was 15 shades of fucked up. people are saying, you're the asshole, not a big one, you are the wrong one here, though. I understand you don't want to make a scene, but at least say goodbye to the host. They said, fair call, I accept and acknowledge that. Now that might have been before we added that and it.

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goodbye is leaving quietly so you don't get sucked into an, oh, just stay for one more, it's early, sure, round of pints, which will inevitably turn into five more rounds. Yeah. Source, I am Irish and fully support this method of exiting. If I'm at someone's place, I'll just send a text saying I left and thank them. Yeah. It also depends on how early you're leaving. You show up and you're there for like half an hour and then you bounce them like, you should let them know. Yeah, that's, for me, this this is called an Irish goodbye. Thanks for all the support from fellow Irish goodbiers. To all the people that think I'm rude,

I accept that with open arms and will try to tailor my approach a little differently moving forward. So it feels like the asshole verdict is like a light asshole verdict. Yeah. I think to me, I'd have to know this guy and be at these parties that he's leaving and to make that determination. That's kind of my take. It just all depends, yeah. Doesn't sound like it's impeding on anyone else's happiness. Well I mean even this person they laughed.

Yeah, they laughed about it. I think it's like a laughing like, you're an asshole, kind of whatever. Yeah. All right, moving on. Woo! Yeah, ph- My hand, my hand blows off. No, Shane, it's not worth it. Yes, it is. Am I the asshole for taking back the beer I bought for a party from which I was uninvited? Interesting.

So like no one drank the beer so you like took it. Well, they bought beer for a party and then they were uninvited so they Oh, okay. Well, yeah. Okay, from the title alone, I'm like, no. And from the title alone, no. You're not invited to a party. You're not.

But let's see why they got uninvited. This happened just a few hours ago. I'm a 19-year-old man and the people calling me an asshole are 18-year-old men and women. On Thursday... A 19-year-old with beer? I'm 19 and they're all 18. Right. So... Sir, already. Think about that.

On Thursday, a person I had a major crush on in high school, but who rejected me, the thr-sau. blue. She had never contacted me without my contacting her first, and at one point I realized she had had me blocked on social media, and so I found it odd that she was suddenly being friendly. After sending a couple of greetings slash questions about how I've been, she said that she was going to have some people over and wanted to know if I would get the beer. The drinking age where we are at is 19 and she and the people who are going to to all 18. The liquor store is in my area all card. I thought it was silly that my being a month older meant I could buy liquor and they couldn't, and so I said I would love to go.

She said, thanks, I'll pick you up at seven. Seven o'clock rolled around and she texted me to say she was in front of my house. I went out dressed and ready to chill with their, I, their, their, their, to, their, to, their, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their, their, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thee, thi, thrown, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, the liquor store. When we got there, I asked what beer she wanted me to get, and she told me to get Budweiser. I hid my disappointment as well as I could, but it was her party, so I went in and bought two cases of 24. I got back in the car and she said, let's party, and she was eerily quiet. I noticed that she wasn't want to press the issue. When she turned down my street, I finally figured it out. She was being purposefully vague about the invitation because she wanted me to get the beer, but

she wanted a way out and she told me I wasn't actually invited in the first place. She stopped in front of my house, leaned over, kissed me on the cheek, said, thanks, in her best voice. I deadpander and asked when she was going to tell me I wasn't invited. She feigned surprise and said that she never intended to invite me in the first place. I sat in silence for a long, awkward minute, picked up the beer and walked towards my front door. She got out of her car and frantically tried to re-invite me to the party. but I told her that what what what what what what what what what what that what that what that what that th she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she that what she she was the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me. I opened my front door, slammed it a bit too hard, and came back to my room.

Now I'm sitting here drinking absolutely unpalatable piss water. And I have text messages from all of her friends and her asking me why I'm being such a dick. I don't think I'm the asshole for reacting the way I did. But if you haven't figured it out, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm here? Oh, I feel bad for him. That's like a movie type of scene, you know, where I'm like, are people actually that shitty? Damn. Yeah, she just sounds like a piece of shit, unfortunately. And he's a month older, you know, there's a part of me that's like, don't buy beer for minors, but I'm not gonna get too much into that....... And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. thi, th. th. th. that's, thi, thi, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's like, thi. that's like, thi. that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, th. that's like don't buy beer for minors but I I not gonna get too much into that I guess he's like a month older than her it's just like guess it takes place in Canada I don't know it's not something I can really relate to because in America you know the drinking age is so different

that if you're doing that it's like super sketchy yeah but I feel bad for this guy I mean the idea of trying to use someone to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to to the to the to to to to to the to the to to the the the the the the to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the idea of trying to use someone for a party that are not invited to, that whole basis feels wrong. I probably still would have left the beer. Really? Oh. Yeah, I think it's just not worth it. Just like, interesting. This means so much to you. I think this was a shitty thing to do.

Here's your beer and I hope you enjoy it. Yeah. It's a curse almost. A curse and a blessing. I can certainly say that, I'm not proud to say this, but if I was in his situation, I probably would have too, because especially when I was like a teenager, I just was, I had no self-esteem. You guys are so nice. I am petty. It's not nice, but it's not coming from a place of just like, okay. If this is is is is is is is is is like a life is is like a life is like a life is like the the the the the the the th is like, you is like, you is like, you is like, you is like, you th. I th. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I was not coming thoome. I was not coming thi. I was not coming thi. I was not coming thi. I was not coming thi. I was not coming th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was not thi. I was not to to to thi. I was not thi. I was not thia. I was not thi. I was not thi. I was not coming thi. I was not coming like this is like, you need to find the things. Take it. I would have simply opened the beers and pour them onto the ground. Oh my god. I'm petty.

I was a petty teenager. Oh, but what she did was already so petty that it's like, I would have been even fun with that. No, I would have, I would have left the beer with, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, the, the, the, the, the, I, th, th, the, th, th, th. I, th, th, tho, th. I, th, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th...... I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to That's what had been my, I wouldn't be nice, a nice thing. It'd have been like, damn, I really, I really got fucked over there. Yeah. But, yeah. It's an L, you'll just take the L. Yeah.

I wouldn't do it now, well, obviously, but. You saying you wouldn't buy alcohol for 18 year olds right now? Guys, crazy opinion, I wouldn't do that. We got him. Verdict was not the asshole. Obviously. Yeah. Comments here. I originally commented asking for more information,

but decided it really didn't matter. Not the asshole. To be completely honest, it kind of sounds like you weren't actually invited. She just asked if you would get beer for her for the night. That being said, it's definitely an asshole move for her to reach out to you after a long period of time, seemingly out of the blue just to ask you to break the law for her, and then not even invite you to the party after. From my understanding, you bought the beer with your own money, so you're absolutely not in the wrong, to the wrong, to the party. You didn't yell at her, call her names or do anything rude, just took your beer and left.

I actually don't think you could have handled this better than you did. If there was a stronger judgment than not the asshole, I'd give it to you. Someone else said my thoughts too, I got the impression she was just asking him to get the beer, that's it. She's still the asshole the asshole the asshole the asshole very clear that I thought I was going to be joining and she never tried to correct me. She knew what she was doing. Yeah. Give them the beer and then call the cops.

Oh. Too much? No? But then wouldn't you know, they would find out when you bought it. They'd be like, he'd probably get in like, don't do that. Yeah. So, we've got some more comments. FYI, if you have a decent skillet, you can cook some Brott worst in those beers, cook down the remaining liquid into a syrup, and add it to some mustard for a really tasty meal. Hell yeah! Hell yeah!

Hell yeah! All right, let's go! That's awesome! Not the asshole, blatantly. How did she expect this to go? You'd happily go buy her beer, then take it to the party, then leave without partying or drinking your beer. They have to all be a bit cracked in the head if they believe that was ever going to work. I'd take a Snapchat of me pouring that down a toilet before I ever gave it to them. I'm so sorry so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry so sorry so sorry so so sorry so sorry so. I. I. I to to to th so sorry so sorry so sorry so sorry so sorry so sorry so th so th to th th th th th thi. I tho tho. I'm so thi. I'm so tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I the. I the. I the. I the the the the the the the the the the the tha tha the the the. I this girl, not woman, is. 31k upboats. So you know that was me type of. They could be crazy to think that could work or they could

have done this before. Damn. And that's probably more the case because she had him blocked. So this is probably not the first time that she's done this. He was probably like the last resort. Yes. It's just so sad just to view people that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was that that that that was that that was that that that was that that that was that that was that that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the th. the the thi. the the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. that thi. that was that was that was that was that was that was time that she's done this. He was probably like the last resort. Yes. It's just so sad just to view people as like, just to fully use them. Yeah, truly just a tool. I'm like, that's so sad. What a sad way to view the world. Yeah, I mean, 18, you know.

Yeah, yeah. Hopefully they change. The last thing, this is kind of, a side note, I was talking to some of the crew yesterday, funny enough, about Budweiser, and I'm like, I've never seen someone drink a regular Budweiser. No. I've never seen it. I've never once in my life seen someone drink regular Budweiser. It's always Budweiser. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. the comments on have had a Budweiser before. I want to know that it's real. Are you weird? Com it down below. Hey, come it down below if you're fucking weird, man. Bud Light is the light version of Budweiser? Yeah. Is it?

Budweiser is like the more, it's got the red. Yeah. Yeah. I think Bud Light is the flight version of Budweiser. I never knew this. Wait. Yeah. Who? That's how little. Yeah. That's how rarely you see Budweiser. That's how little you see Budweiser.

That's the same. They sell it at stores, but I'm like, they are always fully stopped. Who's buying it? I don't know. I've made a football games and it's only. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the football. the football. the football. the football. the football. the football. the football. the the the the that's. that's. that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just a dusty pack in the corner. Please. Can I get the Budweiser and the cashier's like everyone in the store this turn. Oh, but he's bought Budweiser here in 50 years. Yeah. There's an ancient curse on it. Am I the asshole for ruining my friend's birthday party by taking back the cake I baked for her? Okay. So it's not beer this time, it's cake.

Cake is different. Mm-hmm. All right. New rules apply. Yeah. I like how this one starts. My friend is quirky. Okay.

You said you like how this one starts? It's funny. That's just funny. That's just a funny first sentence. Like, my friend is quirky. My friend is quirky. Okay. My friend is quirky. I've had to spell things out for her a lot. A few months back, she borrowed a dress of mine. I really love that dress.

There isn't any sentimental value, but I got it when we were on vacation a few years ago. just transferred the money to my account and told me that she was keeping the dress. Oh. Okay. Told me. She told me. This is mine now. I have purchased your dress. Just so you... I spoke to her, but she just told me that it doesn't matter as she has paid me. No. No. Wow. Her birthday was a week ago and her mom asked me to bake a big cake for her. I usually sell cakes cheap, little more than what the ingredients cost. On her birthday, I went over to her house with the cake 15 minutes before the party was due to start and decided to talk to her mother.

Like I said, sometimes my friend is really clueless. I was very shocked when she, the mom, also said that as long as I was paid, what does it matter? She told me to just move on as it was just a dress and that my friend really liked it. She told me as long as the dress was paid for, what am I complaining about? I got really pissed off and pulled out the amount she had just at me, saying that I was ruining the party. Uh-uh. As long as you're paid, what does it matter? I kept walking back to my house. She kept telling me to give back the cake and

that I couldn't take it back just because I want to be, I want to be petty. I just asked, what was she complaining about as I had paid back the money. Right, right. My friend ended up having a cakeless 16th birthday because of this. Yeah, that's a fascinating way to do things. She got a real good with her own medicine. She got a real good. That's a bold move. Borrow something from a friend and just be like, all right, I paid you the money. But it's also like when a lot of the things that are my favorite articles of clothing, I can't buy again.

It's not like I can just go out and buy it like where would I buy it from? It's gone. It's gone. Like there's no one. A transaction also requires like, consent. Yeah, it requires me like I would like to purchase this. I will sell this to you. I will sell this to you, good sir. They just completely negated that part of it. I'm always blown away. Like it's one thing, you know, 15-year-old turning 16, it's like, OK, when you're, I guess I'll give a benefit of the doubt to teenagers. But the mom, then doubling down on it, it always blows my mind. I mean, yeah. Where does she learn it from?

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It's like, oh well, it's crazy. Treat her like a library. OK. Read her. Verdict, not the asshole. No, that'd be shocking. Unless she went there knowing she was going to pull that cake shit. Interesting.

Unless she knows she's going to pull that cake shit from the beginning. And then I'm like, I don't know, like you taught him, you got them, you did get them, but at what cost, at the cost of the friendship now. Right. But would you want to be friends with someone after they did that too? Maybe not, but you're the one who pulled the last trigger? I don't know. You did the last, you pulled the last. You pulled the last cake away. Like, you're just kind of like, all right, we're both there. I don't know. The stakes are higher. It's her birthday, and it's 15 minutes before. And it's her 16th.

That's a big thing. I don't, I would say no because she went there and she talked to the mom. And she tried to, she said, I went there, and I was like, hey, can I can't, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th............ th. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. thee. th. thee. th. thee. th. the exact amount of cash on her. No, the mom just refused. The mom was like, no, she paid you, so it's, it's, yeah. Yeah. So then she was like, okay. Oh, but you're saying she had the exact amount of money.

Yeah, she didn't. That's a backup plan. The mom gave it the asshole, obviously, but I'm dead laughing at this. They can have the, so what, it's paid for mentality, but if it comes back on them, it's petty, LOL, someone said, I would just get $200 in siola's and go shopping in their house.

I would collect the TV remote and leave another 40 frames of family photos drop another 10. Handles to their kitchen cabs, two bucks a piece. Caps to all their pens, $5. Are TV remotes really $20? Damn. Damn. That's a nice-ass TV remote. Damn.

That's the one from Click. Someone said, it was not for sale. It cannot be replaced, end of discussion. She did not have a cakeless party. They just had to go to the store, not the asshole. You are openly disrespected and stuck up for yourself. Petty, yes, asshole, yes. Justified, also yes.

It wasn't the kindest or most mature thing to do, but hey, you don't let people walk all over you so respect for that. Yeah. It's kind of giving like 1800 salesman. I'm gonna give you $20 for this fine property. I'm sorry it is not for sale. What $25? It is now! No, no, sir, it's not. Your entitlement baffles me. There's been a couple Reddit stories about people taking cakes away at the last minute. Or the other one was three days before and people will get really like throw a fit and they're like we don't have a cake now for our party. I guess I'm saying my personal point of view on this of like if it was my birthday, I don't mind grocery store cakes. Yeah.

So I just back, 100% especially nowadays, a lot of birthday parties that I go to, if they're not like classic birthday parties, if it's just like a get-together for a birthday, sometimes there's not cake. Yeah. Oh, there's not cakes, not a cupcake stuff, a lot of ice cream stuff. Yeah, you know, changes. But I'm also not like, it's just not a huge part for me with a birthday, so I can't, I can't really speak. It depends. What kind of flavor of cake was it, I wonder, you know? She baked it. And she bakes these often, it sounded like, so it could be good. It could be really good. Yeah. Yeah. I'd have a fit, you know.

I know it's important to some people, you know, but yeah, I don't know. Don't piss off people before you ask a huge favor of them, I guess. Don't piss off the people to cook your food. Yeah. Moving on. A moment of silence for that, yeah. T. Poo! No, Shane, stop! Not again! My hair's like, phrh- My hair's like, ph-hrh.

Okay. Am I the asshole for not inviting my friend to my party because she would ruin the aesthetic? Oh, my God, I'm going to say you're the asshole based on that sentence. The theme is winning and sorry, you're a theme is hot girls and like you're just not. Oh, God. Okay. Alt account because I don't want my friends to see this. Okay.

I, a 29-year-old woman, started a small online book club for book lovers in my city about a year ago. I know it sounds a little nerdy, but it's not like that. We're all just some girls who like to read and share our thoughts, especially on historical fiction. Nerd. I like historical fiction, okay? Well, I've been seeing a lot of those book balls on Tick-Tock recently where people throw huge parties where everyone dresses up extravagantly in ball gowns and those intricate masks and parasols and whatnot and thought it looked super fun, only there weren't

any being held anywhere near me, so I decided to hold an intimate one with the girls from my book club. There are about a dozen of us, and we've met up multiple times, so we're all good friends. One of these girls is a close friend of mine. I'll call her Sam. She's 29, and she does not like to dress up at all. She's always in sweats, athletic clothes, never does her makeup or hair, just doesn't really care about her appearance even for formal events. I remember she skipped our prom and wore jeans to our ceremony, which is fine. She's a beautiful girl, but I didn't want

that at my ball, so I didn't invite her. I sent out beautiful invites that I spent a good chunk of money for, rented out a small hall that fit my budget, catered, and only asked my friends to pitch in about $20 each to cover some costs. Everyone bought beautiful extravagant gowns and accessories and I got even more excited. Well eventually words somehow made it to Sam and she asked me about the event. She asked if I was really hosting an event for the book club and not inviting her, and after hesitating I said yes, but only because I know she would never wear a ball gown or put effort into looking good. Who?

She said she was upset that I wouldn't want her there, even if she wore her regular clothes, and I told her that's not fair that I put in all this effort for a beautiful event where everyone can be a little extra for one day, and I didn't want her to ruin the aesthetic. She hasn't spoken to me since, since then, and the ball was two days ago. A success, by the way, everyone looked amazing. Am I the asshole for not inviting her because she would ruin the event? Damn! Should I not invite my raggedy friend? She didn't even tell her. That's the problem. She removed the choice. She thought so little of the friend that she didn't even ask, hey this means a lot to me, I need you, I would want everyone there to dress up. I'm going to

invite you, but I need you to dress up. If you don't want to dress up I would prefer you not come because these are the terms of my party that I'm hosting. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me. to the to me. the to to the to the the to the to the to the the to the to to the to to the the their their the the their their their. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their their the choice their the choice. their their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm the the the the the the the the treck. Imeaugheck. I'm treck. Imea. Imea. Imea. Imea. Imea. Imea. I'm. I'm. I'm treck. I'm toeck. I'm the the the the to dress up, I would prefer you not come, because these are the terms of my party that I'm hosting. But to remove that choice, and I mean, if she worded it like that, that's so fucked. Yeah. You know, she's like, I know you wouldn't dress up. Well, you didn't give me a choice. You don't, you don't, you actually don't know that. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. that that that that that that to that that to that that to to to that, to yeah, I think she's the asshole for sure. I think also, you know, people have their different vibes and different ways of dressing and stuff, and some people aren't comfortable with dressing certain ways. I think it's a matter of, it could also be a matter of like,

hey, I know you don't want to be in a ballgown, but what's the heightened version of what you like? Or can I help you find an outfit for my party that I want you to come to? That you would feel comfortable in. Right, right. Yeah. Ah, that's so sad. So yes, she is the asshole.

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That the way she could have chosen whether or not she wanted to attend. If she didn't, no loss to you. If you two are as good of friends as you say, then you should have at least told her about it so she didn't hear it from anyone else and feel left out. Oh, yeah. That's so true.

I don't understand the concept of not inviting someone and being like they're big decisions like that. They make subtle decisions that say like, this is how I feel about you without having to say this is how I feel about you. Yeah. You know, this is another one of those stories, I've said this before, where, you know, I mean, the contents of the story makes her the asshole, but there's a lot of times where, even if she had asked her, the way she's writing about her friend also makes me just feel like, you're an asshole. You don't respect your friend. Like, is this your close friend or not, you know?

Another comment, this one's interesting. Someone said, everyone sucks here. You should have at least given her a choice an opportunity to dress up by inviting her, and she needs to understand dress codes. It might have been a year the asshole had it not been for her reply where she was upset that I wouldn't want her there, even if she wore her regular clothes. People can, people can cry,

people aren't aesthetics all they want. But if y'all are paying for and creating a whole event dedicated to dressing up, she needs to understand she can't show up in a jeans and t-shirt. It's not appropriate and it's disrespectful. Don't want to follow the event theme dress code, don't go. You wouldn't show up to a wedding and swimming trunks in a tank top. Yeah, I mean that's... Sure, but we're dealing with a what if there. We also don't know the exact wording of this conversation, what she said back, and like, she was so hurt, she was probably just like, you just didn't want me there at all.

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Yeah. And the dress code is there for a lot of parties as a topic of conversation. Like, I went to a wig party a couple weeks ago. And every time someone comes to the door, it's so exciting to see their wig and get to talk. And you feel so free because you're like, I'm wearing a wig and it's a topic of conversation. Why do you choose that wig? So when people didn't come through the door without wearing a wig, it's very like, oh now, not only do, not only are you not adding to this,

I feel self-conscious about what I'm putting on my head now. Interesting, yeah. Because you get to look like your normal hot self, and I'm wearing this jerry-curl blonde wig. Yeah, and you know I I agree and I'm someone who I I don't love dressing up. I whenever there's a scene party I'm like I'm like I'm gonna look stupid. Yeah, and I always I'm not good at finding outfits outside of just my typical three outfits I wear on Smash videos, so but I do try, but I do try to try, I do try, you know, I'm like, okay, this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. I's thee. I's the. I's thee. I's thee. I's thee. I's the. I's the. I's the. I's the. I the but I do try to, I do try. You know, I'm like, okay, this is the thing, this is what's being asked to go, I'm gonna try to try to do that out of respect for them. But yeah, but at least invite people. Yeah.

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Get out of here, old man. But it's also like, bro, you're 26. What are you doing there? Get out. Like, no one should have to be. You are you parting with a situation that someone even had to yell at you for that. God. Oh, shit. Oh no, I'm scared. God. Oh shit. Okay.

Oh no, I'm scared. I do fencing in college. Sorry, I love that. Did he stab them? That's awesome. Get out of here! Yeah! You heathen?

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the other guys who had graduated because I and the other underclassmen girls just wanted to party with people our age not deal with creepy losers trying to get with college girls. It also pisses me off that it was played off like a joke with freshman girls being called fresh meat. It was. Jesus Christ. So when I started throwing parties I decided I'd do it differently. My parties would be for current team members, their partners, and their college age friends. But no random guys who were clinging to their old college sports team to meet girls way too young for them and if anyone causes trouble they're kicked out. So. the the, th. th. to. to. the, to, to, th. th. th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. So, thi. So, thi, thi, to be, to be, thi. So, toe, to be, to be, to be, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, toe, to, to, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to p, to p, to p, to p, th. th. I I, th. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. thr-I. thr-I's, thr-I's, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, trouble, they're kicked out. So I threw a party and put in the invite text that this was a college party for the current team members

and you could bring a partner or friend. But if you wanted to invite more than one person or someone not from our school to to please clear it with me first. It was super clear in the day of, I get a knock on my door and it's this guy who has been out of college for years. Good all beat. I tell him, this is a college party for redacted state university students only, and he says he is an alumni and did fencing. I tell him I've been in the club for three years and he hasn't been at one practice. He said he graduated the year before that. I asked him his age and he said 26. I, and he, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th, th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm, th. I'm, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the, the, the, the year before that. I asked him his age and he said 26. I'm getting frustrated so I yell, this is a college party. You are 26 and tell him to leave. A couple guys on the team

felt like I was unfair because he'd always been invited to parties in the past years when a few guys who have since graduated hosted. I was like, well just because someone else invited him to their party doesn't mean I invited him to mine. Like why is he the the he the the the the the the the he. the the their. their. their. their. their. He is their. He is their. He is th. He is th. He is th. He's. He's th. He's th. He's. He's, th th. He's. He's, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. t. t. t t t t t t t t. t. t. t the t. He's t t t t t t to their party doesn't mean I invited him to mine. Like, why is he coming to my house if someone else invited him to some other party? They said that these were generally open house parties and it was the norm that alumni are invited. I got irritated and said maybe alumni need to not piss off the fresh meat less the fresh meat grows up and tells them to fuck off. I feel kind of conflicted because on one hand I I didn't invite this guy or want him around. But on the other hand, I did pick up the tradition of hosting club parties and change the rules

just because I'm the host now. So who invited Pete to the party? He had the address. Yeah. He knocked on the door. Someone invited Pete. Let's talk to that friend and say, hey, you get out too. Get out.

Don't invite Pete. You know I don't like Pete. It's also funny. Why would you invite him? Yeah. Based on the wording, it's like the other guys, of course, they're like,, it's fine, whatever. But it's like, it's just Pete. All the women that are like, fuck this guy. I hate him. He's making us uncomfortable.

I can't imagine this. Like, can you imagine, even at 26? I want to see Pete. I want to see what he looks like. Oh, God. But can you imagine, you've graduated college. Oh, there's a college party happening. I'm gonna drive over there. Makes me kind of sad. It's sad, but it's also like, dude, hang out with people your age. I live around a bunch of fraternity houses

in my section of LA, and yeah, I can't even imagine like just walking up being like, because I'm 27 right now, just me like, hey guys, I brought the beer, like, and that's just a bad, That's terrifying. I got Budweiser! No. It's embarrassing. And then to hit on girls there is like, it's just another layer of embarrassing. Go join a new fencing league. That reminds me of a, I'm like,

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25 to 27, but like we are all 18 to 21. Yeah. And so like 26 isn't old. You know, I'm 32. I don't think 26 is old. But relatively, that's what we're talking about here. And it's just weird, I don't know. For an 18-year-old who just moved out of their parents' house. Yeah. Who just graduated high school?

Yeah. You're 26, bro. Yeah. And you're like, you're seeking it out. Yes. Actively. Like, when I started the story, I was like, is he, like, theyrext to be 26 living on campus, just happens to be there. Right, it's not like an Emily and Paris situation where you're like at a vineyard and

there's like they live there and blah blah blah. Pete is just like Emily in Paris, what I was thinking. Emily in college. the top comment is wow when did 26 become old, I must be a fossil. OP said not old, just old in context. Yes. Like in the same way, 17 isn't old, but 17 would be inappropriately old to be in a relationship with a 13-year-old.

26 isn't old in the context of someone's lifetime, but 26 is uncomfortably old to be trying to sleep with teenagers. Yes, absolutely. Someone said, yeah, I had a classmate who was toeee not had the opportunity to finish school when he was young. He was cool and never felt too old to be at college functions with us. He and his wife did not hit on the teenagers though. Yeah, OPE replied, oh yeah, that would be so different. I invited a few older students who went back to school after some time, and since they're still students and on the team their the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the and the an the's the's the's the's the's the's the's thean, their, the's their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the... the, the. thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, the, the, ttoo, they're part of the team and welcome the same as anyone else. I just get pissed when someone who has no connection to the school or team anymore

and it's just coming by trying to cling to teenagers. Someone to say to that, I think it may be worthwhile to be explicitly clear that he is not invited because of his age or alumni status, but because of how he treats other party-o and makes women uncomfortable. Otherwise, you're leaving people room to argue back about alumni or older undergrad students or whatever. Someone else said, not the asshole. At 26, you are too old to be going to college parties to try and pick up teenagers. I would also be creeped out by these guys. Your house, your rules, if someone doesn't like it, they do not need to attend your party. Lastly, someone said, not the the the their their their their their tho, not tho, not tho, not tho, not tho, not tho, not thi, not thi, not thi, not thi, not thi, not thi, not thi, not thi, not tho, thr-s, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, or tho, tho, tho, or tho, th. tho, thr. thr. thr. thr. thi. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr-a. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo said, not the asshole. First, it's your house and your party. Second, just because we've always done it this way doesn't mean we keep doing it this way. Correct. In fact, as soon as someone utters that phrase, I recommend taking a good hard look at it. Yeah, 100% my question is like, where are his friends from like his grade? You know, why aren't they going to like the bars? Why is he th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, like that, that, that, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that the the the thi. to thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the. the bars. Why is he free on the weekends to be coming around college parties like that?

For real. Whenever I, you know, like, I don't know, it barely happens, but like whenever I see or am around like younger people like 18 to 21, I'm just like, cool, I hanging out with you, if it was just people your age, I would feel so uncomfortable. I would just be, I'd look at a mirror and I'd see myself like, like, I'm like, uh, so tick-tot, guys. So is everyone still dabbing? Is that still what are you guys doing now? Whip? Whip? No. Oh, man. Uh, let's move on.

Am I the asshole for asking my sister what the fuck she expected to happen at her shit show of a bachelorette party? Whoa! Whoa! Oh my gosh! Okay! And there's no story, that's it. Okay. All right, here we go. For some reason, this is a 32 year old woman. For some reason, my sister, who's 23 and her fiancé, 25, decided that the very best way to celebrate before getting married was to have a joint bachelor bachelorette party at strip clubs. Oh.

They also hired a bus limo for the evening. The aftermath was thus far, three breakups. Four people dropping out of the wedding party, one impending divorce and one arrest. The cleaning bill for the limo was more than the original rental fee also. She was crying to our mom at dinner the other day and I snorted. I tried not to, I honestly did. I was trying my best to just keep my mouth shut. She asked me what was so funny. I said that I wasn't sure what she expected to happen getting a group of people drunk using illicit substances and getting horned up watching exotic dancers. She said that I was an asshole for judging her and her friends.

I said I wasn't judging just that literally anyone could have seen that outcome. My mom told me to apologize because my sister is having to replace most of her wedding party on the fly. I did, but I still think I'm right. Am I the asshole? Uh, wow. Okay. I still think I'm right. Am I the asshole? Oh, wow. Okay. I, I, I, the, first of all, I can't relate to the story at all. Really bad.

I've never known someone has gone through something like that. But, joint? Three breakups, four people dropping out of the wedding party, one impending divorce, but I think their wedding is still on the way. So she and her husband still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. Wow. Wow. I, but I think their wedding is still on the way. So she and her husband still made it. They survived the night. Wow. That's lots on the back. Did it say it stood drugs too?

Yeah, illicit substances. Great. Okay. I mean, it's a bachelorette party. From my understanding, I'm not too big on, like, I haven't been to any like crazy bachelor parties or anything. I've always thought that, to me, I've always thought it's a little silly sometimes. Like, we're going to go and go to a strip club and go create. I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, it doesn't sound like a fun bachelor, bachelorette party in the first place.

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Just an extra long bus where the belly of it scratches along the road as you drive. Yeah, she, well apparently she rented a bus limo, so. Um, I'm just trying to imagine like the ride back after the ship. What, were the breakup during the ship? I don't know if people, I imagine how they were Uber. I, okay. I, I, because there's a lot of different elements of this story, right? Is she the asshole for saying that to her sister who's going through all of this horrible shit right then and there? It's like you're her sister.

Yes. Probably should not say that. You should probably like, this was the decision that was made, this is, I'm before the party. Yeah, if you're actually going to try to help her out, be like, hey, you know, these people, I don't know, like, we don't know all their relationships. Bad ideas. This could, this could cause turmoil for people. Because I think there's plenty of people out there who could go and do that and have a great time. into that, it's like you don't know how that's going to go. True. I've also, I'm

speaking from inexperience, I've never been to a strip club, so I don't know what the vibe is and what that's like for a couple. I've only been to gay strip clubs. Well I guess we don't know what kind of strip club it was. I know there's men and there's men and there's women that's already dangerous. Because you're already the the their their their their their tha tha. It's already thi thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already dangerous. It's already dangerous, it's already dangerous, it's already dangerous, it's thi. It's already dangerous, it's their their their their th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's already th. It's already th. It's already th. It's already th. It's already thi. It's already dangerous, thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already thi. It's already the the the thi. It's already thi. It's thi. Itiggling some booty cheeks. And then suddenly, yeah. Yeah, it's a brand new experience for a lot of people at once. It shows you get to see your partner how they would interact in that space. And usually, I feel like a strip club is a space that you are away from your part. Or like you're single. And seeing that probably elicited a lot of feelings.

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and I probably would have said the same thing, L-O-L, but you got to spill the beans. Who did what to cause a divorce, breakups and dropping from the wedding? Cheating with strippers, cheating with each other, come on. This could make the best of Reddit updates. OP said, I'll give the tameest tame tame tame tamed, tamed, the tamed, to have the to have the to have to have the toe, toe, tolde, the the too, too, the tho, th too, too, th to th to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the th, th, th, th, and I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, tooooooooooooooo tooo tooo tooo the the the the the thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I'll give the tamest example. Yes! Yes! My cousin is a talented singer. She is single and was supposed to sing a song during the ceremony.

However, she hooked up with the maid of honor whom nobody knew had that in her, including her boyfriend. This happened in the bus. Oh. The bus limo. He got arrested for trying to break into the bus while this was going on and several people were cheering them on after locking him out. Oh my god. So wait let me get this straight. So so... The maid of honor cheated on her boyfriend with their cousin who was going to she was going to sing the song during the ceremony in the bus in the bus lost out

and he's going he's like what's going on everyone's the cops are arresting he's like yeah yeah guys girl infidelity oh someone else said obviously nothing in this this threat is going to change your mind. You come off as extremely stubborn. Here goes. Everyone sucks here to everyone, including you, except your sister, unless she was literally one of the cheaters or directly told someone to cheat. Opie said, I'm pretty sure I got voted the asshole. I already went over this morning and apologized again. I am taking over as matron of honor. And my th.. And my th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the thee thee the thee the the the the the the the the the, the, the the the, obviously the, obviously the, obviously the, obviously the, obviously the, obviously the the the the, thoes thoes thoes thoes the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean th went over this morning and apologized again. I am taking over as matron of honor and my sister has been reading these comments and

giggling. Okay. All right, so this is basically, okay. There's a huge update comment here. Okay. Update. It's a comment, but it's an update. Opie says.

Fine. The maid of honor and her boyfriend did not break up. Okay. Wow, so they got through that. You know, just drugs were in the equation, so he's probably not in the mindset. The other bridesmaid who is married was in an Eiffel Tower with two of the groomsmen. What? What? Oh! Wait, the who? The other bridesmaid, Emily and Paris, who is married was in an Eiffel Tower with two

of the groomsmen. The other bridesmaid who is married was in an theifle tower with two of the groomsmen. One groomsman has dropped out along with the bridesmaid. Her husband has left her because I guess this isn't the first time. Oh my God, this feels like a movie. This seems to be produced by 824. This is, by the way, that's just the beginning. That's the first paragraph of like, five.

Oh my god. The other groomsmen in that group has no fucktime the cops showed up, everything illegal had been taken, eaten, ingested or swallowed. I stayed mostly sober and stayed with my sister all night so she could party and not do anything too stupid. My husband also attended and I had tasked him with keeping an eye on the groom. He decided the best way to keep the groom out of trouble was to get him pants, which he accomplished with the only casualty being being some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some...... He. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th, th, the the the the th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. He, th. He, th. th. th. th. the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to told, to to to to to to to to to to to, a sock, and a pair of Levi's. Wait, wait, wait, wait, he shit his pants. Oh.

The only casualty being some underwear, a sock and a pair of Levi's, so he shit his pants so bad it got down to the sock. Just for clarification. The bus slash limo, pissing me off the most, came out as the worst victim in this whole debacle. By the end it was a bus. No, just kidding. It needs a biohazard cleanup and made some upholstery replaced. My dad is pissed. After reading the comments, after reading the comments, I went to see my sister this morning

and gave a more sincere apology. She asked me to be the matron I went to see my sister this morning and gave a more sincere apology. She asked me to be the matron of honor and I accepted. If anyone here is free, Saturday we still need someone to sing the rose during the ceremony. If anyone is free, bitch. I will do it. Give me the theat. Give me the rose.

Since the throwne about the breakups from hearsay but suffice it to say that getting a group of friends who have a lot of sexual history together and giving them drugs and alcohol then taking them out to see naked people is a terrific idea if you are not getting married in a week. A week? I don't think I realize it was that close to the wedding. A lot of bachelor bachelettes are like a thicc. I I thia bacheletcher bachelet. I I thia. I thia. I thia. I thia. I thia. I thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I is th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A thi. A thi. A thi. A t. A t. A t. A toda. A toda. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. C. Cthe wedding. A lot of Bachelor, Bachelets are like right that are there. Oh really? Wow, okay. Reminds me of that, have you seen that movie Climax? No. Like a group of dancers take a bunch of LSD by accident and like everything just goes crazy. That's what this reminds me of. It's a crazy film. I recommend you see it. I want to point out a sentence that I just heard. a group of people who have a lot of sexual history together.

Also, let's look at, never in my life, have I been like, the solution to my problem is for you to shit your pants. Never in my life have I ever been like, I know how to get us out of this. Shit your pants. Well, he got him so drunk he shit his pants. That was the actively, that's what purposely. Like she's like got him so shit, like, shit, shitting pants drunk. What was the wording?

Get him, pants, shitting drunk, which he accomplished. What, get, read the sentence before that. My husband also attended, and I tasked him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him the the the the he him Uh, my husband also attended and I tasked him with keeping an eye on the groom. He decided the best way to keep the groom out of trouble was to get him pants shitting drunk. What? What? How was the groom? How would to? I think that's how a lot of... To make sure he stays out of trouble?

To make sure he's clearly a lie. It's clearly, he just was clearly like, he's like, all right, I'm gonna keep him out of trouble. I'm gonna get straight people. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. No, baffled. I'm glad I'm someone that when I get, even just like beyond buzz, like when I start getting drunk, I just get sleepy and I go, I go to sleep.

Yeah. I can't get to this level. But once again, not shitting myself. Once again, I'm like, I'm gonna say it again, the drugs. Yeah, see, I don't, when I finally had the realization of just how I'm like, how do people, how do people keep going? I fall asleep. And then I was like, oh, it's drugs.

That co-kina, yeah. Oh, wow. Huh, okay. There is an update, 2.0. Oh, oh, oh, oh. The wedding was caught off. As you may recall, my sister had a co-ed bachelor, bachelorette party that went sideways. If you were hoping for more fuckery, you will be sorely disappointed. My father and husband had a talk with several of the miscreants that would be attending

the wedding and put the fear of God into them. We found someone to sing the rose and my husband stepped in as a groomsman. As I commented, I did apologize to my sister for my insensitive snorting snortement, ton, ton, ton, ton, to, the, the, to, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the today,s. the the the today,s. the today, andaort and comment, and I was her matron of honor. We also got a couple of girls to fill in for the missing bridesmaids. The wedding went off beautifully, and when everything was said and done, the only real consequences were one divorce that was probably going to happen anyway, one arrest, one to plead to a misdemeanor, most likely, and one pair of underwear, the the th but nothing much of note happened at the wedding or reception. Well, thank God there. No, that's a good thing. That's good, yeah, no, I can't handle anymore. The fear of God.

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Like, okay, you don't need that. That's a conversation you have like 10 years later, where it's like, well parties that I just read which one are you because I know my answer oh I know my answer oh so now I have to go to this part okay so which of these parties are you going to okay so the first one is just an Irish goodbye so that's a barbecue oh it's a barbecue the second one is Bud Weiser third the second one we're not invited to to to oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. that's that's th. th.. The second one is Budweiser. Third one is ta- The second one we're not invited to. Oh, it's a bunch of 18-year-old girls.

Yeah, the two of the parties are like college and high school, so. Oh, maybe. I feel like the answer is pretty easy here. I don't know if this bachelor party. I'm going to the ship. Oh no, Shane. I'm not going to that. If I'm not involved, no, I'm going just to chill. I'm going to have the problem with me going to that. I'm going to have a single Budweiser and I'm just going to hang out in that bus.

I'm going to be in the bus just Shane, my Gemini ass, I'm either taking care of everyone, which is me cleaning up all the shit pants, people, and whatever liquids there might be, or I'm going to be the most ratchet one. But either of those are unacceptable for me, so I can't go to that back to the party. See, I can't go. If I'm not fully, if I'm somehow not fully friends with these people, but I'm somehow on the bus, then it's a great time. Then I'm just observing.

I think I might go to the college fencing party. Yeah. I think it sounds fun. the thinn't to have have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to I don't want to have to deal with the 18 year olds of it all at the underage drinking party and they're drinking Budweiser so like, oh. I would second place is the cake party because I want to go to that party and then like, I want to be like, oh! I'm like, well, you took, took, took, took, took, you, you, you, you, you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, I th, I th, I tho, I tho, I to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I'm thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thoooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, tho, tho, I'm like, well, you took her dress. I'm like, well, you took her dress. But I painted, well, you also took it.

I know, I want answers. That's what I want out of all these. I'm not going for the party. I'm going to interrogate. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. their club, 100%? 100%? Yeah, we're going to that. It's gonna be great.

That's the most chaotic one. I love chaos. I'll be sitting up, especially if I knew the person, people closely, I'd probably be emotional with it. But if I didn't know anybody that much, I'm like, oh, she's crazy. Oh, is that's a lie. A chaotic moment I witnessed, first party. I was a teenager. Last week.

Yeah, I was a teenager and I'm like, very sweet kid. Like I do not get in trouble. I don't drink and I don't do anything. But I'm at this party. I'm just like, I'm in the back and there's a pool there, there's a fire pit, like one of those portable fire pits, whatever, and a fight breaks out between these two dudes and they they are fighting, fully fighting, fists are getting thrown they're wrestling. One of them gets thrown into the fire pit, he t like sparks got under my pants. I remember just being like, oh, whoa. Like I just kept watching. Yeah, I was just intrigued. They keep fighting. And the guy who, his jaguars on fire, he eventually

also gets thrown into the pool. And then he gets out and that was kind of the end had been thrown at him, he was done. He had to take the hell at that point. But I remember just being like, this is crazy. I wasn't scared. I was just genuinely fascinated. And my first, my first high school party, we took a tea and then I took a tea and I took a taughed, then I took a to the the took a shot and then you went and like the handle just came off and you're like, oh. I've been to some crazy parties. Um, what?

Yes. Party? Chance. I'll just give you some highlights. In college, one party ended up with me getting mustard showered. What? There was just that, it's mustard, it's like a condiment, it's yellow. Oh yeah, no, I know.

At first what, that sounded like was World War I. Am I the asshole for eating shower than mustard. What the hell? And then, since moving to LA, y'all, drag queens party like crazy. Like crazy. Like crazy. Manila luzza, Scarlet Bobo, y'all crazy. You're crazy. That's all I'll say about that. That's the end of that conversation, yeah.

That stays within the community. Yeah, that's right. Okay, work. Work. No! Yes. It came back. I had to bring it back. I had Yes! It came back.

I had to bring it back. Work. Okay. Work. All right. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Thank you both for being here for this special episode. This was really great. Once again, guys. 50th episode. Are we ready? 50th episode. Are we ready? Yeah. 50th episode. Let's go. Ah! Yeah. It's okay. It's okay. You can do it, Sean.

It's... Shane. Oh, oh my god. No! Our cameraman's like, ah! Thank you guys for being here. This was really fun. These parties were wild. Be safe out there. Party responsibly. And... We're tow, you know?

Give us more stories. Yeah. Honestly? I don't need to party anymore. I'm done. Really? Let us know where we could rent a bus limo in the comments. Yeah, what do you think is a bus limo? Yeah, draw it for us. That's the, draw it down below in the comments. Figure out that technology and do that, please. Oh, and before we go, Mac, where can people find you? On the corner of Sunset and... No.

Not Sunset and the and fine. I'm the Christmas and the girl. I'm the bester for me. You know. Nothing good is happening there. I'm the Jack Sparrow. Yeah. Finding me anyway research, Mac does it? Figure out how to spell it. All right. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you next week. Goodbye.