Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - Reading Unhinged Reddit Stories w/ MacDoesIt

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

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Yeah. Yeah. Yes. read Reddit stories at all or? No but I'm I know how unhinged they are because they go viral everywhere. Right, right. I've seen the crazy dip shit that happens. Yeah and Jack you and I have done this before on Twitch. I love giving my opinion. Well we have some insane ones today. We'll try to see if we find a common theme amongst all of them as we go, but unhinged is what we're starting with.

And this first story is not even the craziest one we're going to read. But buckle up because we're going zero to 60. All right. All right. Yeah. Chick, chak. Here we go. Ma'am.

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I'm chicken. So this is from the subreddit true off my chest. So this is a confession that someone is making. Six years ago I swapped my then girlfriend now wife's cat with a more well-behaved look alike. She had an all-black cat that was extremely aggressive. It scratched everyone, hissed at everyone and didn't use its litter box half the time. My wife insisted she could get it to behave better. One week she went out of town to visit her family and I was supposed to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to their a their a their a their a their a their a their a their their. Six a their. Six a their. Six a their. Sixed a their. Sixed a their. Six a their. Six a their. Six a their. Six a their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I litter box half the time. My wife insisted she could get it to behave better. One week she went out of town to visit her family,

and I was supposed to go to her apartment and feed it. The first night I went over, it scratched the shit out of my arm. I joked to the cat that it's not special, and I'll replace it if it scratches again. The joke stuck with me until I had tho' to to to the to the to the, I went to the local animal shelter. I found an identical cat who was already litterbox trained and acclimated to people, but was a little skittish. Its old owner died of a heart attack, and the animal shelter people said they think that's why it was skittish.

But overall, it was a lot friendlier and better behaved, and the skittishness would help it the original cat to it the their the original cat. So I adopted it, took it to my wife's apartment, settled it in, then drove her original cat to an animal shelter, a town over. I was paranoid my wife would find out if I took it to a local one. It's been six years since then. We got married four years ago. We still have the swapped to the the original cat. to the today toe toe the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooomorrow. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooomoom. I tooomoom. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the t the t t toanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananooooooanananananoanananananoananananananananananoananananananan. tooananan. tooanan. I was. I was. I was She loves this cat and brags about how much better behaved it is.

Every time I see it, I feel like a total piece of shit. There's an edit for the people saying the other cat was likely euthanized by the shelter, I just double checked. And the shelter I dropped it off is still a no-kill. I like this, like, but I checked just now and it isn't, so I'm not bad, but he didn't check when he dropped it off. Jackie, how does that make you feel?

I have a black cat. I'm so triggered, triggered right now. Because this is a weak ass man because what, he meant the cat one night and the next day he dropped the cat off? Because got scratched him once. One time. A little little, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, Jackie, a little, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, the little, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, the the the the the the the the the the the, Jackie, Jackie, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, the thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, the next day he dropped the cat off? Oh, because he got scratched him once. And he was like, I'm taking you. A little boo boo boo. What a weak man.

Yeah, no. He knew the cat a bunch, but then we went over to babysit it, one night, it scratched him. And then he joked him. the cat, and'm gonna go drop the cat off who might die I'm gonna go kill this cat potentially because scratch me one time. He did not check at the time. Exactly. Those shelters are not a shelter. It's just so sad like that cat she'd had it for years like to drop it. I can't even that that's why I was cracking up in the beginning. It's a, it's a ridiculous story.

It's insane. He planned to like go to one outside of the town. Yeah. So like she would never find out. That's kind of. I feel so awful that he brought the like new cat first. Like he brought in the new cat. He's like, thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to the toe. the toe. toe. the thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. thi. toea. th. th. toea. toe. toea. toe. toe. toe. toe. too. too. toe. toe. It's, toe. It's, toe. It's, toe. It. It. It. It's, to. It. It's. It. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the toe. the the toe. the the toe. the the. too. the too. the too. too. the too. too. too. the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. the then took the old cat. Yeah. That's so sad. It's weird. We have a bunch of comments here. Best of luck if you all have kids.

Finding a look-alegg child is way harder. A weak man. If this is real, under no circumstances should you ever tell her, you will completely destroy her trust. Response, I mean, he doesn't really deserve her trust already, true. He doesn't really have her, he doesn't really deserve her trust already, does he? True. Unless a shelter has unlimited funds and a vet on site, no animal control is a no-kill shelter. They work hard with local rescues to find homes or foster care for the more adoptable pets,

the sickly, super old, injured beyond vet care, etc. are put to sleep before the adoptable pets. You remind me of the main character in you. Oh, yeah, that cat's probably dead. Like he checks- Don't say that. Don't, I can't say he didn't. I'm really rooting for this cat. The cat got adopted by a better. The cat's probably did. The cat probably does.

If the cat wasn't nice, it's chances of getting adopted are slimmer. But like, it's so sad. That's, ah. Also, the black cat. There's a lot of prejudice against these black cats. So if the cat was mean, it was an angry black cat. And we don't even know the end gender, if it was an angry black cat woman probably didn't get adopted, probably dead. The world's against them. I'm talking about the cat. She's having a moment. Let the, the, the the the the that. And, and gender. And, and gender. And, and gender. And, and gender, the the the the the the the the th, the th. And, the th. And, the the the the the the the, the, the, the, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the that, the the the the the that, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that, the the the that, that, that, that, that, the world against them. I'm talking about a cat not about myself She's having a moment. Let her have a moment Anyway, is a poor black cats support black cats. All right, so this next one is Am I the asshole for making a real-life pocadex of girls at my university?

All the crew members off set just went? I think we already know the answer? Yeah, yeah, yes to this to this? Oh? Anyway? Anyway? Anyway? Anyway? Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the to the the the to to to to the to to the the the their? their? to to to to to their? their? their? Let their? Let their? Let their? Let their? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? Let? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the crew members off set just went, I think we already know the answer. Yes. To this, okay. I'm open-minded. Okay. So, freshman year of college, I began working on this project casually.

I like to keep notes on women I talked to about their favorite things, activities they enjoy, gifts, candy they like that. I suck at remembering things like that. th th th th th th th th th th th. th th th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that that that that that that that the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the a the a the a the an toe an toea a toeanananananananan. I toea a theanananananan. I thea a the an the a the atalk to about their favorite things, activities they enjoy, gifts, candy they like, sappy shit like that. I suck at remembering things like that, so I decided to keep a spreadsheet. Eventually, after getting a handful of entries, I offhandedly mentioned it to my friend group. One had the idea that I share it with them so we could all keep new entries as they caught different entries. So this expanded further. Right now about 40 guys have access to it, and it's mainly the guys in my frat, and the women featured our girls from different sororities. We also added more information, information such as where you should take them if you really

want to impress them. We don't keep this information for any nefarious or scumbaggy reasons. Just to help us know what to do if we want to impress certain girls. Like the original idea of this was just to keep information like favorite colors so I didn't ever forget their favorite colors. Now it's helping a lot of guys. Somehow a girl who was on the list found out and she was pissed the fuck off. She was eventually able to trace it back to me, so I assume someone who was simping for her snitched when the pokadex wasn't making the girl like him. So, she's pissed off, and she made it out to be a guide to hooking up with women, when it's most definitely not that. It's just to make the the the the to make the the the to make the the thi impress thi impress to make to make to make thi impress thi impress impress impress impress impress impress impress impress impress impress impress impress to make to make to make to make to make the to make thi- to make to make thi-s thi-s the to make to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to beoking up with women when it's most definitely not that. It's just to make impressing them on dates easier.

That's it. She's made a big deal of this telling so many girls around campus, and now they're all saying that by the start of the fall semester, none of them will be visiting our fraternity or going to our parties. Now all the guys are mad at me when I'm not even the one who told girls about the list and they were all using the list. I also think it's unfair to say the list was all about sex when it wasn't at all. Am I the asshole? There's an edit, I'm not a stalker. There was no information that could have been used to hurt someone, only to have a better date.

And it isn't about sex. I never used it for just sex. Um... Come on, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. I just have all your information on this list that I'm giving to a bunch of people. Come on! No. I just wonder how this was working. Like, these girls were showing up on dates and they're just like, oh yeah, my favorite guessed that. Capricorn? Yeah, I don't know.

Just good at guessing these things. Like at a certain point, I feel like these women on this campus had to be like, all these guys know a lot about me. Yeah, it makes me feel so uncomfortable. And also, like, do they all have short-term memory? Like, what, like the infirm? It's frat boys, right? I, I, yeah, it's frat, it's a fraternity, it's essentially one fraternity was like sharing

this amongst themselves. They had all this data about all the women on their campus. Isn't that how Facebook started? This is literally how Mark Zuckerberg started, like I'm not kidding. Oh, yes. Y, yes. Yamam. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. See? And he's a good guy. He's a good guy. I'm a little surprised by this, because like, this takes so much work. Like, it's, it, I feel like it would be easier to just remember things than to put all this effort into this. Also, how many people do you need to look up? Like, you know what I mean? Like because it's clearly not working.

Like something's not working if there's several women that you have to go like what? You're not try to have sex but you also need a list of all the women that you are interacting with, but because you don't want to have sex. You just want to take all these women on date. It's not for sex. So I need to know all these bitches. And w w w w w they they they they they they they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like they like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. their. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. you just want to take all these women on dates. It's not for sex at all. So I need to know all these bitches and where they like, and where they like to eat? Oh, Chelsea likes chilies. Like, but I don't want to have sex with her. No sex. I just want to make sure Chelsea is going to have a good going on a date or two, whatever, and he seems nice. You two get along and seem compatible. Then you find out that all of those nice things he did was because he had access to

a database of information about your likes and dislikes and other information. Not only yours, but loads of guys have access to this info. Now, as a girl, you are hyper aware of the danger of stalking, etc. Quite probably, you have female friends and or family with traumatic experiences regarding this. One of the few ways you have to keep yourself safe is to share information about yourself wisely. And suddenly, you realize that tons of guys, guys you do not know and do not trust, have had all this information about you to try and win you over.

That is fucking terrifying. For what I hope are obvious reasons, there are plenty of other things wrong with this. You've basically set out a goddamn menu of women for men to pick and choose from, describing it as a pokadex. But hopefully, this might give you this this, this, this, this, this, this, thiiiii, this, this, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, too, and tho, and, and, and too, and I'm too, and I'm, is a too, ishom, ishom, is, ishom, ishom, is, ishom, is, ish. And, is, is, is, ish. And, ish. And, ish. And, ish. And, is ish. And, ish. And, ish. And, is a too, is a too, is a too, is a too, You're the asshole. Delete this database immediately. Your convenience does not trump women's safety. Yeah. God he called it a polka decks. Yeah.

It made even worse now. It's not about sex. He put those things in quotations of like, yeah, and they would catch this stuff. And it's like, no, this someone must have simped to this girl to confess that this You're right that's such a tell of what an asshole he is that he's just like oh like God like he put the woman first like He thought he thought about her feelings. Yeah. I He's doing man. He fucked up for all of us. No the no can't take Chelsea to Chili the Chili's gonna know. Dianne. I? th, th their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. thin's. thin's. thin's. thin's. thin's thin's thin's thin's to to thin's their. their. to their you can't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he. he. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th. It's. tell. the. tell. the. the. tell. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I that's. I that want anyone to know my favorite restaurant though, because like it's probably super specific, right?

And then it's like, I don't want everyone, 40 men knowing that I'm at this specific location every Friday. Or like, yeah. Well, my favorite Costco hot dog places. But you would start getting suspicious if your favorite restaurant was Chili's, and every guy who is asking you out was asking you out to Chili's. You're like, wow. Yeah.

Every guy keeps asking me to my favorite restaurant. Chili's just suddenly in now. Yeah. Holy shit. . Everyone's hip to it now. Who's a bigger asshole? I think cat guy's worse. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to. to. I think cat guy is worse. That's more the cat.

That's really, that's a lot. Yeah. Okay, let's see if this person's worse than these two guys. Am I the asshole for being mad, my boyfriend won't make noodles the way I like? Okay. How mad? Let's see. He's getting beat up. Okay, this sounds dumb, but hear me out.

I have always been a picky eater, especially when it comes to tomatoes. Ever since I was a kid, my dad would make my spaghetti different from the rest of the house. I like having an essence of the sauce flavor on the noodles, but not the overpowering flavor having noodles having noodles bathed in sace. So here's where it gets a bit odd. My dad would separate my spaghetti from the families after putting the sauce on and then would rinse the sauce off with the sink and strainer. I love noodles like this as it is a nice subtle tomato vibe given to the mild spaghetti. She's 20 and her boyfriend is 26 so my My boy, yeah, that's sorry it warrants a reaction my boyfriend has known about this since we've started dating uh, uh, my? he, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the the s, the s, the s thin, the s-s the se, the s se, the sauce, the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the sauce the s the s the s the s the s the s the s the s thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, thin, thee-s, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the se thin, thin, th's it. Look, it warrants a reaction.

My boyfriend has known about this since we've started dating. He always told me my food habits were cute. We have been dating for almost three years now and moved in together at the beginning. Wait, what? It says, my 20 boyfriend, 26, has known about this since we first started dating. He always told me about my food habits for cute. We've been dating for almost three years now. And moved in together at the beginning of the pandemic, which this math is really weird,

so we could be in lockdown together. Ever since we moved in together, he insisted on taking charge of cooking and all cooking related tasks, dishes, grocery shopping, et cetera. And he assigned me the role of cleaning the bulk of the apartment. We split other tasks pretty much 50-50, too. Everything was perfect, and he always seemed to be making noodles the way I like them when we had them. This was until last week when we last had spaghetti. We ate and everything was good, but afterwards he started teasing me by saying things like,

you really like your pasta with an essence of tomato, and how is your tomato essence, babe, always using finger quotes around the word essence. After a few comments, I felt something was off and asked him if he had done anything differently with tonight's noodles, then he usually does and he started laughing. When he finally stopped laughing, he told me the whole truth while smirking. He said, I didn't do anything different than I usually do.

I have never been making it the way you have requested. Apparently, the entire time we've been living together, he's just been skipping the pasta sauce on my noodles entirely. He claimed that if I I I I I I I I I that he that he that he that he is that he is the the the thine the thine the pasta sauce on my noodles entirely. He claimed that if I didn't notice for this long that it shouldn't matter that he is making dinner in a way that is easier for him. I disagree entirely. I think the lying was a huge breach of trust, and so was the refusal to make dinner how I wanted.

I have admittedly been acting passive aggressively to him since, but he thinks he did nothing wrong, that I'm overreacting and that I need to let it go. Am I the asshole? There's an edit here. My boyfriend found the post and is not happy. I'm debating pouring the sauce directly down the drain to spite him. Edit too. So a lot has happened since this morning. Y'all may be happy to hear we broke up. We had a huge blow up fight since he found the post, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, and, and, and, and, th, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi, and I, and I, thin, thin, and I, and, and, and, and, and, thi, and, and, and, and, tho, and, and, th, th, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, th, th, th, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.......... thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thi. thi. thin, is thin, is thin, is thi. thi. thi. thi, is thi, th he found the post, which led to me breaking up with him. He did not like being called a predator, and I started to think y'all had a point about

that, so I ended up breaking up with him. He attempted to plead with me a bit, my parents pay our rent so he can't afford the place without me, but I couldn't budge. Sorry! Now, uh, Now some things I found out in the argument. First, he is not a pharmacist like he always told me. He just works at CBS. Second, he has actually cheated on me multiple times with other girls that go to my college.

And lastly, and worst of all, he has never actually been allergic to dogs and just doesn't like them. And lastly, and worst of all, he has never actually been allergic to dogs and just doesn't like them. Oh, that's okay. That's the worst of all. That's the worst of all, according to her. Let me, I need to go to the comments on this because the math. The math is the math here.

The math is 20 minus 3, you don't need to do the comments for that, shame.. I, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to say, th, to say, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. That, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, that, that, that, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that't need to do the comments for that, Shane? I know, but I'm just saying like, it's... Just say it right now. 20 minus 3, what is it, Shane? Well, yes. Welcome to Bepperdy, 20 minus 3. She was 17 and he was 23 when they first met. This whole post is awful. Very dynamic couple, and rent. Yeah.

Honestly, the first thing I thought was like, this girl ain't got real problems. Oh my God. He didn't make my spaghetti with the essence of tomato. He didn't wash the, he didn't put the sauce on the noodles and wash them off the way that I like. At first I thought it was going to be just like one night that happened but then he kept on talking. It just kept going. She could have easily been the asshole in this story but every piece of information that we found out made this guy worse. Boy and we built Rome. She just sounds like a baby.

She sounds like a baby and that doesn't help his cause either. Let's take out all the other context. If this was a normal couple, just two people of the same age, who are not ass-like that, you know, they've got a good relationship, but she wants to make her pasta like this, and he lied to her and didn't make the pasta the way she wore. How would you feel about just the pasta part of it all? It feels like a power trip. Yeah.

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Yeah, but why did he tell her? That's weirder is the power trip of it all. But I'm saying on her end, she also... It's like a placebo. Yeah. It's definitely weird that he did that. You know, like... I feel like you're on his side. I'm not on his side. How does it... I'm of tomato. What, how does it? I'm confused. She essentially likes, she essentially likes tomato flavored pasta. She doesn't want tomato sauce. She wants that, she wants the pasta to have like a little hint. I think it's messed up because that was part of their like bargaining, how he made

her, like, that he was like, he assigned her for this and this and this and whatever. It's all weird. Reddit's verdict was that everyone sucks. Which I don't know, I still think he's worse than her. She's stupid. to be stupid. Now she's hopefully never going to get into a relationship like this again. Get caught up in tomato essence and suddenly you're dating a 26 year old.

Yeah. Who's not even putting the tomato essence in your pasta? Yeah and not even working at CVS. And your parents are paying your rent? Yeah. For a pharmacist. What? So we have another food related one.

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I'll leave now. Done? All right. So, my girlfriend is Pakistani. She's 28 and I am white, 31. I can't relate. We have been together for three years but live separately. My lease just ended and my new place isn't ready yet, so I asked my girlfriend if I could move in with her. I told her I can't pay rent or for groceries since my new apartment's rent is higher than what I was paying at my old place so I need to save. She was hesitant but agreed eventually since I have nowhere else to go. So he's moving apartments. He's moving, like his new place, he's probably waiting a couple weeks. So he's moving, I just want to make sure I understand.

He's moving in with her temporarily and will not be providing rent or groceries because the home in which he's moving into that is not ready yet costs more than he can afford so he cannot provide anything to the household that he's about to stay in for a few weeks? I just want that all exactly. Okay. I was a little confused I work from home and she works a demanding job from the office. She is a social worker and has been experiencing burnout apparently apparently apparently I don't even know what she does but she's burned out. How can you burn out from talking I'm sorry help people and it's not that hard. She's not that hard. She's that. She always. I don't know what out from talking? I'm sorry. Help people.

It's not that hard. She always tells me how exhausted she is, but won't find another job. Usually I can manage to cook with whatever ingredients she has. It annoys me that we can't eat the same thing, but I'm not a fan of her cultural food since they smell and taste strong. Three, two, one, zero. The final seconds of the game separate true fans from the rest. The fans that are there for every victory, defeat, agony, and ecstasy. And when the buzzer sounds, you deserve a Coke-Zero-sugar.

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He's like, this is really powerful. Oh, some pepper. What is this? It's salt. A lot of times she doesn't want to cook much after coming home from work so she eats leftovers or random scraps. Can't deal with these men. Stuff like rice with yogurt, tomatoes and cucumbers, or non-bread with dips and frozen kebabs.

When she does cook for herself, it'll be some rice with onions and spices and no meat unless she has frozen kebabs or frozen food her parents give her. Yesterday she came home from work and burst into tears because a client physically attacked her. She said she's not going to work for a couple days. I told her to just leave that job but she gave me a glare and went away. She was a mess while cooking and ended up messing up her food. The rice was too mushy and had too much yellow stuff in it and she had nothing else to eat it with except yogurt. So she just ate that. I felt like I had enough so told her about her unhealthy food habits. Incredible timing. I told her she needed more protein and she barely eats meat. I also told her to get a grip on her life because how can she be okay with eating some mushy,

gross food? She was furious and started crying. She asked me to get out of her house. I refused so she began screaming like a mad woman and physically pushed me towards the door. She said I had 10 minutes to get all my stuff. She said she hated that I was so rude thied that I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiated, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she was, she was, she was, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, sheed, she she sheed, sheed, she she she she she she she she she sheed, she she sheed, sheed, she sheed, she sheed, she thiiii, she thii, she thi, she thi? thi? thi? thi? thiated, she told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, she told told told told told all my stuff. She said she hated that I was so rude and inconsiderate to her while she was mentally struggling and suffering at her job. I reminded her that I always told her to leave her job so it's not my fault she didn't listen to me. She said she had no idea I was such a jerk during the last three years and I was also racist. I told her it is not racist to point out the flaws and truths about someone's clauuuuuuuuuuuu, the the the the the thii. the thi. thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was to to to to to to thi. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told told told told told told told told told told told told, I was, I was told told told told told told told to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I, I, I was the the the the the, I was the the the the the the the the, I the thr-a. thr-a'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n't told, I to point out the flaws and truths about someone's cultural food.

She was even angrier and threatened to call the cops if I don't leave. I left and went to my mom's house, which I hate because my mom is annoying. Oh, no. He's 31. No! Girlfriend won't answer my calls, and I hate that I am forced to live with my mom because of something so stupid. I don't think I did anything thiii any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any thiiii thi thi to to to to to toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe to call toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to call. to call. to call. to call. to call. to call. to call. to call. to call. to call. to call. toe. toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I theananananeaneaa.a.a. th. th.a.a. th. th. thea. toea. toea. toea. toea. I. I. thea. calls and I hate that I am forced to live with my mom because of something so stupid. I don't think I did anything wrong by looking out for my girlfriend. So am I the asshole?

I love the line. She's burned out apparently. She's burned out apparently. I told her it is not racist to point out the flaws and truths about someone's cultural food. Like this guy, this guy man. This is a white man. She came home after getting physically attacked and he still was like, you know I have a problem too. I'm worried about your food. Yeah. He just completely was not worried about the fact that she got attacked that day. He said, babe, you must your food. You messed up, look. He's not even cooking. I know he's like, wait, she's like, she's like, I just got, I just got into a massive

fight today. It's like, well, I'm hungry. Yeah, he's, and he's probably eating his, she probably made his dish first and then she was making hers and messed up to him. He's like, damn mom, you really gotta eat more chicken. Also I want to point out yogurt has a lot of tha tha tha tha to tha tha to the the really got to eat more chicken. Also, I want to point out, yogurt has a lot of protein in it. She's fine. I just want to point that out.

That he's like, you're not getting enough protein. It's like, he doesn't even, no, I'm just pointing out that he's also wrong about that. That he's wrong in multiple ways. Oh, okay, whoa, I noticed this. Some comments here, you're the assle, oh God, how could you say that while living in her house rent free and saying it's her fault for not listening to you to quit her job? It's hard to find a job nowadays and maybe she wants to find another job but she can't just because you told her to. Maybe there aren't social work positions that are available. You're such a do-do head, man.

Why is he worried about the gross and mushy food with some yellow stuff when the poor girl is falling apart right in front of him? I hope she finds better than him. Well, I don't think that'll be hard to find better than him. I think that's trash. He's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's. Yeah. that's.. Personally yes I think he'd be cat guy. I think he's bad in so many ways. Now we don't have a lot of context on cat guy he might be

worse in other ways but this guy was bad he checked every box. Yeah well he'd probably kill the cat because he's like this cat eats unhealthy food. I have to save this cat. This cat's not eating any vegetables. Yeah we got to kill it. It's a better way of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ttt. t. tt. t. t. t. t. t. t.'s a better way of life. I don't understand. I helped her out. All right, we have our next story. Great. And let's see what this is. Okay. This comes from the subreddit off my chest.

I am sad that my child isn't dark-skinned. OK. You know, it's about time, you know, to have that anger. Please, finally. Throwaway account, I know I'm going to sound horrible, but I finally need to tell someone. I've been feeling like this for more than four years. I am a white man who is married to a black woman. I always knew I would marry a black woman because that's the only type of women I am attracted to. We love a man with dedication with a vision. You know, we love a man with a vision, okay? Yeah. I know my life was gonna end up with a new being goddess. I knew, at the end, I knew, I knew, I knew I was going to... I knew I was going to marry I was going to end up with a new being goddess. I knew at the end, I knew, I knew I was going to be a black woman. I've been manifesting this every day of my

life. I met my beautiful, wonderful, intelligent wife. We dated for five years before getting married. I love my wife. Nine years together and I am still so in love. We have a four-year-old son when she gave birth he was white but aren't all babies but the months past. I remember when I popped out of the womb. I was like, oh, this white skin. It was a tie. I will say I came out a little light. I was a little questionable when I came out, but my shit came in. It came in. It just breaks it. It's like it's like a glow stick you like crack it open and it's like, yeah.

It was very confusing because I was pale but with like my the hair I currently well like but like nappy ass dark as black ass hair. So it's very confusing everyone involved. Okay but months past and his color didn't change. Now he is four and he looks just like me with blue eyes blonde hair and his hair isn't even curly or afro. He looks like a little white boy. My wife often gets upset because people assume she is babysitting or that she is the stepmom. I try to comfort her as much as I can. I pretend I am so happy he looks like me.

But the truth is that I am gutted. When she was pregnant, I envisioned a black brown-skinned kid. I was excited to share black culture with him. I am into things that can be classified stereotypically as black, and so is my wife. Oh, thank you. Does he wear a chain in earmacks? No, he's seen everybody hates Chris. I was like, I get it. The other day, she bought him a black doll.

I asked her, what was the point since he looks white? She just said to me, he looks white, but he isn't, and I want him to be a part of my culture, his culture. I have never said anything to anyone. Or treated him as he wasn't my son. I love him. I wouldn't trade him for any mixed toddler. But I still have this- But I would. But-

I've thought about it at least. And Cat guy's like, listen. But I still have this feeling that I wish. When I took him to his appointments, outside in the park, people would just see that he is not 100% white. My wife wants another baby, but I have been saying no, I am scared baby number two will also be white. Edit, since some of you cannot understand what you are reading, this only describes my feelings, not my wife's feelings. She and her family have no problems with our son's skin hair color.

Her labor was so awful that she is just happy she is doing fine and is there for her son. Yes, she gets upset at the stranger's comments. You'd be surprised how many strangers open their mouths like, did they give you the wrong kid? Take a DNA test, check if there was a black kid born that day. Where's the mom? Ma'am, I need to see ID to check if this is really your son. Hey kido, do you know this woman this woman, this woman, this woman, this woman, this woman, this woman, this woman, this woman, th th th th th th th th th thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, the, the is the is the to the tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the, the, the, etc., etc. Even my own family, oh he had the good jeans. Of course she's going to be hurt, but she never expressed or... I'm really... Yeah, I'm finishing it. Of course she

is going to be hurt, but she never ever expressed or shown any resentments. I am only talking about myself. I have never discussed this issue with my wife because I'm afraid she would leave me or at least be super upset and mad at me. Oh, so these are comments that this is him replying to people giving more context. If I was guaranteed baby number two would be dark-skinned, I'd go for it in a heartbeat, but I am not willing to take the risk of feeling like this times too. I know that dark. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I am not thi. I am not thi. I am not thi. I am not thr-a, thi, thi, thr-a' thr-a' the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. thean. thean. thean. toean. togeauuuuuuuuu. thauuuuuuuu. theauuuuuu. thea. theaimes too. I know that dark skin, eyes, and afro hair are dominance. Come on, you know what people who are half white and half black generally look like. Otherwise, nobody would be able to tell ethnicities.

No, I don't have a fetish. I don't consider my wife to be some object I use for sexual gratification. I am married to be black, better. No, I don't hate my race. I am perfectly content with my looks. I like my blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. I don't try to alter it. I didn't decide about my son's looks, neither did my wife.

He just came out looking like me. Can nobody understand how it is that a 100% black woman gives birth to a white child with blonde hair and blue eyes. If the gender were reversed, if I was black and my wife white, and she gave birth to our son, I'd wonder if he is mine. Even if he was pale, but with dark eyes and dark hair, it would seem natural. Uh... Uh... Uh... I can't say that on what? I can't say that online.

I can't. I can't say what I'm just the first. You know the first thought that comes to your mind? I'm like, I can't say that. I can't say that. I can't let the entries about to win. I hope that for your child doesn't read that when he grows up. Oh, why isn't my baby a black baby?

This man has a fade. Like somehow. He has a fade. We don't know that this isn't Chet Hanks. We don't know. I was like, is this Drake? Is this Drake? Is this Drake? Is this his sock-count? I feel like this child is going to find out how his father feels eventually. Like this father's not going to be able to keep this in. Like it's going to be clear.

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What are we talking about? What's up? Yeah, did you catch the game? Crazy. You know, if you want to cut my hair too, like, it's fine. The way he's like, he's like fetishizing his child though in a way, too. Oh, for sure. You know what I mean, where it's like, you, you, you, where, where it, where it's, you, where, where it's, where it's, where it's, you, where it's, you, you, you, where it's wish you had dark skin. I don't know. People, people objectify their kids.

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What strange criteria for like buying something like it has to look like you. You can't buy something doesn't look like you. It's funny because like the reverse of this is like I'm looking at my little doll before Keonic came up. I only played with the black GI J J J. J.s. I don't know about you. No, I had Sasha. That was all I got. Where does this guy rank for you guys? Mmm. It's like it's kind of like he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he he he he's he he he he he he he he he he th. He's th. th. th. th. th. th. You to to to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. You can't th. You can't th. You can't th. You can't th. You can't th. You can't th. You can't th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi the the to the to to to to to to to to the to to thi thi thi thi thi thi's like it's kind of like a he's trying to love but he doesn't know that his love is misplaced. It's correct. Yeah and weird. This guy I would go so far as to say this is the weirdest guy because the other guys there's some awful like assholes like with zero empathy in their bones.

All right here's our last story. Am I the asshole for calling my girlfriend a misandrist slash man-hater? I have a 27-year-old man. I have been with my girlfriend who's 24 for a few years now. Once again, we need some math here. I've noticed some concerning behavior of hers such as she hates being hit on or floated with. She immediately declines with a very monotone voice. I noticed this mostly before we started dating as we didn't have the same friend group but had mutual friends. She avoids men in any

scenario. I invited her on a cabin trip with my family however it ended up being only the men that would be going as other wives, girlfriends, daughters could not get time away from their duties. She was excited before, but as soon as I mentioned it would be only guys, she immediately changed her mind and called the airline to refund her ticket. If all of my friends come over for a boy's night, she doesn't offer to make snacks for us or anything and just leaves before they get here and won't come home until they're gone. She isn't really rude about it, I guess, but in three plus years of dating, she's never...

No snacks! No snacks! No snacks for the boy! No snacks for the boy! No snacks for the boy! I love it's like she didn't make a snacks and we're, we cannot make them. Guys, she didn't make the bagel bites. What are we going to do? They've never worked a microwave in their life.

She isn't really rude about it, I guess, but in three-plus years of dating, she has never spent more than five to ten minutes around them, and never tries to have a conversation besides basic politeness and acknowledging their presence. When I asked, she just looked at me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me their their to have a conversation besides basic politeness and acknowledging their presence. When I asked, she just looked at me and said, do you want me to be super friendly with your friends, half of who have asked me out before, which made me think more, but I feel this is still weird. She requests women for everything and goes out of her way to use female doctors, female plumbers,

female mechanics. If it's through renters insurance, for example, she doesn't make a special quest, but if it's an elective service she immediately tries to find a female service provider. I don't think she's physically attracted to men. Our sex life is fine and she is very affectionate with me. If I ask her if a celebrity is hot or whatever she doesn't see them like that or that in her brain, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, thi, she, she, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, toe, she's, toe, toe, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, thi. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, is, or that in her brain all other men are Ken dolls with no sexual organs. She refuses to have male friends, and if she has a male acquaintance, she blocks ignores them if they ever make a romantic move on her.

From what I know, typically women keep guys like that around, so why she doesn't is beyond me. For example, she had a close male friend for a very long time, however, a few months into us being together, he made a romantic move towards her. For some reason, she was offended and even hurt and was depressed for a while as he was her only friend left from her childhood. We had a pregnancy scare last month,

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This guy... Boy... Let's unpack this. Let's unpack this. I think I'm surprised, his behavior is a little confusing to me because this is a toxic guy, but I'm surprised that his toxicity isn't leading to like jealousy and stuff, like so many men are pulling romantic moves on her, and he's mad that she's like, she's not flurred him back. She doesn't like it. It's just like, wait, I'm confused here man, what do you want? It's like he wants to be with, I think he like, look, I don't know this man, Chester, I don't know Chester. I think he wants to be with someone, he likes the idea of like her getting hit on, and he, I think he wants to have more of that. And he's upset that she's not playing into this fantasy. Because there are, I have met, I don't know, maybe they're out there, guys that like when

their partners are being hit on, that's like a thing. You know, it's like flattering to them. So he sounds, he sounds like the opposite of insecure. He sounds very secure. And I don't, I I I I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't th, I don't th, I don't, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, and I, and I, I, and I th, and I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thin, I thin, I thin, I than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, thi, thi, I don't know. There's, it, I don't know. Yeah, interesting. That, that, that's like the only explanation I can think of. Yeah, it's weird. Because it's very weird that he's like upset about it. That like she had a close friend who then like was like, oh I'm romantically interested in you, and then like he's upset that she didn't remain friends with him and that she didn't like that yeah it's like what do you want? Why aren't you flattered he wants to fuck you? Yeah I don't get it you know? I don't get it thank you you don't want to hang out with all my friends

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Y'all, this sounds like weaponizing competition. What is Jackie? What is Jackie? What is? I've never heard of it, right? It's like, when men are asked to do something, like, I don't know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, before. No, okay, but like, you heard of it, right? It's like, when men are asked to do something, like, I don't know, like, clean the bathroom, but then like, they do it bad on purpose so that then someone else has to do it for them. And it's kind of like, oh, like, yeah, you're my girlfriend, but like, you're basically, you know, you heard about that, like, you're th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like this. I've, I know, it's, I've, I've never heard the term put onto it, but I've definitely like, it's obviously such a known like trope and like obviously reality of like so many men cannot, like, cannot but also will not cook for themselves. Right. Will not go like get groceries, will not like do a lot of, and then they put that burden on their girlfriend.

And it feels like, it feels like, so what you're saying, it's a way of like control. It's the energy of like you, you should be taking care of your children. We shouldn't be congratulating dads for taking care of their children. Right. You know what I mean? I think there's like a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, the. to, to, the the to, the the the the theeee. the the thooo. the. the. the.there's often a trend of that. Well, and it's like a, you know, I've certainly heard like, it's just like, oh, like, oh wow, he cooks, like, that's crazy. Where it's like, you know, it's like, that's just a normal thing. I know, and I mean, that's, I feel like that's ingrained in me, when I see a guy on line that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, I's like, I's like, I'm, I'm, I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I'm.. the the the the th. th. th. that's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, that's, oh, oh, I'm, oh, oh, oh, I'm, that, oh, I'm, I'm, that's, that's, I'm like, like, like, I'm like, chef. I'm being honest. I'm trying to break it. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but like I feel like a lot of the times a lot of men

are like babyed by their moms right? Or like their moms want to like overly mother them and take care of them. And I think sometimes that does like, I've dated guys who are unable to do basic tasks because either they've never had to do it themselves. Like the fact that some men can't do laundry, or they don't know how to change their sheets, nor buy sheets, or have a second set of sheets to... Back in my college days, my roommates did not know how to clean the toilet. And I was like, what? Yeah.

How have you survived this? I've seen you do it, Shane? Do what? You're like, I can't do it. Wow, Shane. Let's unpack your behavior. I'm saying. You're going to throw that out right in.

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