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Episode Date: November 25, 2023

Grab the exclusive NordVPN deal ➼ http://nordvpn.com/pitreddit and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Go to http://auraframes.com/PITREDDIT and use code PITREDDIT to get $40 off their best selling Craver Mat frame. Today they FRICKED up my dude. 0:00-0:52 Intro 0:53-5:37 TIFU by talking to NPH https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zr1yr7/tifu_by_talking_to_neil_patrick_harris/ 5:38-11:32 TIFU by telling a student I'd bang his dad https://www.rareddit.com/r/tifu/comments/175e3yc/tifu_by_telling_a_student_id_bang_his_dad/ 11:33-24:30 TIFU by paintballing my boss in the head https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zv2uhr/tifu_by_repeatedly_shooting_my_boss_in_the_head/ 24:31-26:30 Sponsors! 26:31-32:58 TIFU by reading about gay penguins https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5nqv4t/tifu_by_reading_about_gay_penguins_to_my_baptist/ 32:59-38:02 TIFU by admiring a tattoo https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3e8p0f/tifu_by_admiring_a_tattoo_at_the_climbing_gym/ 38:03-44:24 TIFU because I waked and baked https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16toqtr/tifu_bc_i_waked_and_baked/ 44:25-55:32 TIFU by faking a British accent https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/nbau1r/tifu_by_faking_a_british_accent_for_12_years/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Let's do it. This first one comes from, I think all of these come from the subreddit today I fucked up. So, first story, today I fucked up by talking to Neil Patrick Harris. Oh, well there's your mistake right. Yeah, there you go. My kids are off school for the holidays so I took them to the local trampoline park today. When we got there I looked around and noticed a familiar face. I look a little closer and I realized it's

Neil Patrick Harris there with one of his kids. We live near Los Angeles so it's not uncommon to spot a cea. tell him how much our family recently enjoyed 8-bit Christmas. Good movie, by the way, worth a watch for 80s-90s kids. So I say, hey, are you Neil Patrick Harris? I ask? He smiles. No, but I get that a lot. I am an actor though. Me, disappointed in assuming he's in community theater or something? Oh really? What have you been in? Him politely? Well, I've been Ice Man in all of the X-Men movies. Immediately I realized that the reason he looked familiar was because he is Sean Ashmore. He does indeed play Ice Man in the X-Men franchise and is also Lamp-Lighter in the boys. So I pretty much made an ass of myself. To his credit he was extremely cool about it. Seemed like a genuinely nice guy. But lesson learned, I probably won't try to talk to celebrities anymore.

I have seen Sean Ashmore in an audition, but I recognize Ms. Iceman. He does look, he kind of looks like Neil Patrick Harris. I, like literally there's only one person in my mind is Neil Patrick Harris and I would not. That's so interesting. Well, you fucked up, dude. What the fuck? That was messed up. Dude, you're such a piece of shit. Why would you do that?

Why would you do that? It's not that bad. It's not, this isn't that bad of a mess up. And like, I don't really fault people for going up and to someone. And they were super polite about how they went about it. For me personally, if I see someone that I'm a fan of, I don't talk to them. Especially if they're with their children. Yeah, that's a huge.

I would say I'd be like, don't they're out with their kids, like, let's be out. I wonder how they said, what have you been in? Because that would change it. Oh, well, what have you been in? Yeah, literally. Or if they were like, oh my God. Well, like, how do I know you that? Like, I'd save face and just be like, oh, I definitely recognize you, sorry. Well, clearly I know you.

Yeah. Do you guys want to see the side-by- Yes, let's see. No. No. What? No. Not even if they tried to look like each other. He's a good actor. That is not Neil Patrick Harris. You did fuck up, buddy.

No. They have the same top one-third of their head. Yes. And that's the person just looks up. So he went like this, maybe you would think maybe, maybe, maybe. Some comments here. Honestly, I like Neil Patrick Harris, but I would rather meet Sean Ashmore. Someone said one time Drake came up to me at a nightclub in Charlotte North Carolina and asked if I was Joseph Gordon Leavitt. Turns out he wasn't Drake nor was I Joseph Gordon Leavitt. Turns out he wasn't Drake, nor was I Joseph Gordon Leavitt.

What? What in the world? And they're like, we got a great business opportunity here. Joseph Gordon Leavitt and Drake. Someone said, dude looks nothing like Doogie-Houser MD. Yeah, and that's, I think that's what's a little surprising to me is clearly they didn't know. I mean how do you watch a movie with Neil Patrick Harris and then in person I guess I guess people think in person someone might look a

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You fucked up. Sorry, you fucked up. All right, next story. Today I fucked up by telling a student I'd bang his dad. Hell yeah. That's not fucking up. That's fucking awesome. I was teaching eighth graders.

Who? Ages 13 to 14 earlier today. A small group started to freestyle rap during the class and it was, well, quite something. Suddenly, almost half the class were gathered around one table trying to wrap something. I went there and wrapped a few sentences just for fun, and the students were flabbergasted

that a teacher would do something like that with them. I was bad of course, I can't wrap it all, but they seemed to be an awe which was funny. They tried to get earlier rappers to battle with me, but no one dared. Not because of my rapping skills, but because I'm the teacher after all. Well I thought I'd th about calling him dear. He poked back saying something about my salary and I said I'll go and bang your tat. Because it rhymed in our language. The student was offended while others laughed. At the end of the class he came to me and said give me 20 euros or he'll tell the principal I said the thing and I said okay yeah I'll loan up to my mistake. We can go right now. He huffed th th. He h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h. to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the the the to the the the to the the the to the the the the to the the the the th. He said. He said. He to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I they. I they. I the they. I they. I th. I te. I te. I'll. I'll. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the thing and I said okay yeah I'll loan up to my mistake we can go right now he huffed and said he'd prefer the money I laughed and said see you next week I feel like I fucked up big time and I feel

I feel bad for him oh boy that kid just completely let's try that kid just completely let us bluff down like do you just want to let's go to the principal he's like all right let's go. I would have asked for more. And then as you're walking up it's just like 40 euros now. Yeah if you want to change now. That teacher is ballsy I feel like like to be willing to go to the principal and admit to that. Because I don't know I maybe it depends on the principal and like not like opposite of sugar code it, you know what I mean? I feel like that's what people do in schools, especially they have like Karen parents, you know, where it's like, this teacher threatened to have sex with my father without consent. I like, it gets, I'm like, whoa. I feel like in the US, this kid's parents would the teacher fired. Right, like that's like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I feel, th. I feel, th. I feel, th. I feel like, th. I feel like, th. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, th. I feel like, th. I feel like, that's like, th. I feel, that, thi. I feel, thi. I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I feel, th. I feel, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, like, they're, like, like, like, they're, like, like, like, I feel like, like, I feel like, I feel like, Iacher was like, yeah, let's go. Like, all right, I don't, I don't understand the parameters of that.

He's like, give me 20 euros and she's like, give me your dad's phone number. I mean, this teacher just had to listen to these kids freestyle. Fripp their 14 year olds. like screw it, get me fire. And they're from Finland, so it's Finland rapping. I've never heard that. I've never heard that. I've never heard Finnish rapping. And the question. Hey, I love you finish. Can you finish?

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up to it. That got 48 upboats. Someone said, can I ask, if you remember what the rhyme went like and in what language, I'd like to get a sense of the flow flow flow flow flow flow..... rhyme went like and in what language I'd like to get a sense of the flow. OPE responded, it was in Finnish, translated literally to him saying, you don't make money with your bad work check, and me saying, okay, but I'll go and bang your dad. Ha ha ha, yeah, I guess I'll be fine, might go and tell the principal myself that had a hundred and ninety nine up votes.

Wow. Wow. I never witnessed my teachers trying to be cool when I was in middle school. They were all pretty... Yeah, I don't feel like I experienced teachers that were trying. It was like they either were or they weren't. I was just not to say, they either were cool or they were not cool. Yeah, there was no attempt to say the coolest teacher, but he wasn't like a cool guy and he wasn't trying to be. He just was really into teaching science and his whole thing was like, hey, we're not going to use textbooks. We're going to do experiments in this class.

I'm going to show you cool stuff. That's awesome. And everyone was just like, hell yeah. You know when you're going to to try and try and that made him cool as opposed to trying to like fit in with 14. You're also never going to succeed at that. You're never going to impress a group of 14 year olds. My science teacher was like would teach it like he was like a villain in a movie explaining how he was going to blow up the planet, like talking about like gravitational force

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money from me. Oh well, by the way, I'm not a woman. Doesn't change anything for me. Bang his dad. T-I-Fy-FY-Fy-D. A whole subreddit just for that. Okay, here we go. Title is interesting. Today I fucked up by repeatedly shooting my boss in the head. Okay, I'm assuming they're not confessing to murder, so we'll see what this actually. Okay, D. D.D. Okay, David Dobrick-ass, click bait.

This happened a few days ago. Went paintballing with my office colleagues as an end of year celebration. In a game, I ran to the edge of the arena hoping to flank the other team. Two people on the other team had the same idea, and we found ourselves in a standoff behind some wooden cover. I shot the first person quickly, and they called their hit and went away. It was then between me and one other guy. I'm going the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the'm going to call him Dave. Instead of wearing a full helmet, Dave wore only a mask which left the rear and the top side of his head uncovered. Unluckily

for him, the top of his head was visible to me through a slit in his wooden cover. I considered for a moment what to do. Do I shoot him in the head and cause immense pain and agony, or do I wait for a shot against a more protected part of his body? In the end the the end the end the end the end the end the end th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, and, the, the, the, the, theeeeeean, thean, toge, toge, te, te, te, te, te, theeeeee, the, the, th I wait for a single, for a shot against a more protected part of his body? In the end, I thought, I only need to shoot him once for him and I to be on our way, and by wearing a mask and not a helmet, he knew full well that what could happen. So I steadied my aim and shot him through the gap in the wood, clean onto the hit. He didn't even move from his position. So I shouted, Call your hit, but he didn't respond. I am sure he heard me because I saw his head turned slightly when I spoke, but he didn't

call his hit. So I shot him again and again, and again in the exact same spot on the top of his head. With each shot he let out a grunt, but did not call his hit. It was kind of satisfying, actually, seeing the paintballs explode on the top of his head. At this point, his head is a yellow slash red paintballing mess, but yet he still does not call his hit. Eventually, a marshal comes nearby,

and I tell him that Dave did not call his hit, but as you can see he is covered in paint. The marshal tells me to shoot him once more so he can see it for himself. So right through that same slit in the wood, I shoot him in the exact same spot on the top of his head. He doesn't call his hit and the marshal pulls him out and escorts him away. I then see himard the car park. Turns out it was my line manager, my boss. I'm not sure whether to tell him it was me that shot him after the Christmas holidays. Dude, what the fuck was this guy thinking though?

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That's right. So we've all experienced paintballing. Yeah. It's fun. I've gone a lot. I, uh, the first time I did I did I did I did I did I did I did the pain was so shocking. Also, they like cornered me and it was kind of brutal and it made me scared. But like, I can't imagine on bare skin and your head.

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But that's not the response. To those who are concerned, I don't know if he's okay. He has a sore head and was quite embarrassed from crying in front of his staff. It was your basic rent to the public paintball gun that did not possess any real dangerous power behind it. Though getting shot in the exact same spot over and over probably increased the pain quite a bit. Now, I didn't even know even. That's what I'm kind of shot. He's just there just like, Oh! Oh! Now, some have said he will recognize my voice. I didn't think about that.

Fuck. I am sure my voice from within a paintball helmet at a distance from behind some cover was still heard, but probably not super recognizable given the circumstances. I don't think he really got a good look at me either, so I think I'm in the clear to be sure I just checked my calendar for the coming work week and saw my boss has scheduled a meeting for everyone that attended the paintball event depending on how that goes I may post a further update for the near future oh my god I hope the to'court someone's in the comment someone said I'm assuming he was new to paint ball and didn't know he had to call it op he responded we were all their their their to to to their to to their to to their their I I I I I their to to to their I to to their I to to their I to their I to to to their I their I to to to to their their to to to to their to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their is their their their their their their their their their their their I I I I I their their I I their I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tm. their tm. te. te. their te. te. to to to to to their to their their their their their to call it. O.P. responded, we were all told the rules at the start, and he also saw his teammate get shot and call their hit. So he knew that hit calling was a thing.

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Someone said, it's better for the both of you if he doesn't find out. Oh, O.P responded, I agree. I need to practice my, oh my god, I can except for the marshal. Yeah, he just has to make sure to not say, call your hit or whatever, the thing that he shouted. Yeah, yeah. Call your hit. He's like, I want all to say, everyone to say it. Everyone to say it.

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day. Today was that meeting. I was anxious all day and barely got any work done. I kept reading comments back to myself about how how, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I, I, I, I, and, and, I, and, and, I, I, I, and, I, I, I, and, and, I, I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, I, and, and, I, I, and, I, and, and, I, and, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and, I, I, and, I, I, and, I, I, and, I, and, I, I, and, I, and, I, I, and, I, and, I, I, and, I, and, and, I........... the. the. the. the. the. tho.a.a, toe.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. toe. toe back to myself about how he is going to recognize my voice, or that he had a mental breakdown of some kind, and that I irresponsibly failed to notice before shooting another four paintballs straight at his head. It didn't help that people in the office were talking about how our line manager cried at paintballing. All I added, God damn, that's so rough. That's gonna be talked about for like eight years.

I'm unfortunately picturing like five-year-old crying. I'm picturing him just like, Ah! They said, he said, crying his eyes out. With an ice cream coat? Like, someone bought him an ice cream? And the visual of a frozen bag of peas? How did they have a frozen bag of peas at a paintball? They probably needed a few frozen bags to peas. It didn't help that people in the office were talking about how our

line manager cried at paintballing. All I added to the conversation were lines like, oh yeah, I saw that after the game, what happened? And wow, that's crazy. It became clear that nobody really knew what happened. Most people thought that he fell and banged his head head. the th. th. th. their. their. th. their. th. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. the. the. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their their. the. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. tean. tea. tea. tea. thea. thea. the. theean. the. the. the. their. th thought that he fell and banged his head really bad or something. Everyone knew he cried, even people that didn't go paintballing, but nobody actually knew what happened. Only I knew he didn't hit his head. He just took the same shot over and over to the exact same spot. He didn't call his hit and then cried afterwards. That's all that happened. Once we sat and settled in the conference room, the boss made it clear that he didn't want anyone in the office discussing out-of-work activities during working hours. Word must have gotten round that his crying was a topic of conversation. He said he is fine, nothing serious, and then said something that took every inch of my composure not to react.

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Now, unless you dived like a dolphin into that barrel head first, I don't see how that part of your body would get injured if you actually slipped and hit something. Externally, though, my face tried to mirror the rest of the room and was a mixture of compassion and surprise. Shout out to all of you that commented that I should practice the shock peek-at-you-face. That was literally what I went for. He still doesn't know who did it.

to their to that-you- out on it. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Just let it go. Let it go. Your boss is literally Michael Scott. That's a that's so funny. You already won. You shot him in the head like seven times bro. Yeah, dude. You know and he knows someone knows. And that's going to be with both of you for the rest of your life. Did nobody else see him getting walked out by a marshal with a ton of paint on the top of his head? Apparently not if he thinks he can sell that story. I just think people are just like, whatever. Like, okay. All right, dude. That's so funny.

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Don't, don't. Make your workspace easy to be in. Let it go. I just feel like, inevitably though, they're gonna have like a breaking bad moment. Whether he's gonna be to be the office and he's gonna be like, yeah, do you like, the Beatles, like, yeah, they've got a lot of great hits and the boss can be like, what did you say? What did you say?

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because, ah, there's a penguin. And bam, I've got my circle-time book covered for the day. I began reading the book out loud, not really tracking the plot development, as most of my cognitive energy was focused on my vocals, and the kids entertained. It's how you keep the kids entertained, when suddenly the two boy penguins of the story began to act like a couple. Once the story progressed to the two boy penguins raising an egg together, I realized

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It also, I will say the kids' reactions completely contradicts an argument that you hear so much from people of like, well, their kids, they're not ready to hear about it. It's like the kids were clearly very ready to hear about it. Yeah, they were stoked. Yeah, like they'd open to up a whole world for them. Yeah, they're intrigued and asking, can, can't girl penguiiiuins, their they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to to to to to their.. they're not. they're not. to to to they're not. to to they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. to. to. to to to to to to t. t. try. try. try. today. they're not they're not to to they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not. they're hearing this at this age because that's when you should be hearing because then it's a little normalized. And also as someone who considers themselves a gay penguin, I love the representation. I consider myself a gay worm at home. I want a gay worm. We have gay worms at home. Gay worms at home?

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I mean, I love books and I think, I think it should be available to kids and, you know, it's, yeah. Yeah, and maybe that's that's cool. school needs to be more intentional with funding books for the students. Well, that's also the thing. It's like, yeah. Like, whose fault is it really? Although that does make me want an adult version of the gay penguin book. Yeah, like a romance novel?

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Some comments, entertaining and heartwarming today I fucked up. Although I laugh more at the thought of little kids referring to O.P. as Honey Badger Ho. Yeah. But, but Miss Honey Badger Ho? Someone said, all joking aside, that is a really great kids book. Hopefully, the reasonable parents will use it as an opportunity to talk about different family dynamics with their kids and theried to emphasize that love is everywhere. I'm glad that she didn't like,

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crucifix, that is entirely due to a crappy tattoo artist. Not your fault and not it today I fucked up. Someone said, hopefully you can resurrect your friendship OP. It may take up to three days though. Oh. Oh, I run out red in the face. No. No. No. That's not that's, come on.

That's that is a Larry David moment. He didn't mean to. Yeah, that's not a big ordeal. Yeah. Um, you guys both have tattoos? That's right. Do you, when you see other people's tautu? Do you ask them? Do you, I feel like, yeah, I like asking people about their tattoos

because usually like, well, usually the first one or like there's like a few that have like deep meaning. Yeah. And then after a while they're just like, eh, I like that thing, I just put on my bod. Because like after a while you're like, just like, screw it, I want more tauttatoes. And I like when people ask when people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people right now they're all they all mean. I don't know if I've ever seen that one. Yeah it's a weird one. That is weird. Good luck. Is he, does he have a bump on his head? Yeah, Shane. That's the first time anyone's ever gotten it right. Did he get shot with paint balls a bun? Yes! My best friend and I were watching drag you and we saw Lady Bunny who has like a giant, giant wig. And we were like, what if instead of a bunch of wig she has a lunatunes bonk on her head?

And there's just one wig on top of it. And so she drew it and then we were laughing our ass off and then we were laugne. And then we were laughing our ass off and the tau. And then the whole time. So we she has a matching tattoo in the same spot. Oh, that's so cute. That's really sweet. That's great. Yeah, I love, I like when people ask me about my tattoos. It is like a fun conversation starter. I think it depends on the tattoos because if I see dates on people I'm like, I'm not asking about thoseir artist is from, or where they got it from. But, yeah. And all of your tattoos have like, you kind of are the exception of the rule where all of your tattoos have really cool meanings to them. Yeah, just like fun little meanings or references to like, most of them are movie references. Then you got Spencer, who's got a thwamp on his. Yeah, I like, I, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind th. And, th. You, you from it's from Mario. I love it. He has it so that every time we play Mario Party on Smosh games you

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I'd be worried about anything. Yeah. Today I fucked up because I waked and baked. Basically what the title says. My husband and I are moving on Saturday and I've been packing all my crap in boxes, but I'm close to the end. So I thought I'd treat myself to a wake and bake. And indeed, I got, and still am, smashingly high. There's emogies in this one.

Just like, eh. You'll know when that would emoges. That was just air. That was the wind one in the cloud. Then my mortgage broker, dude, calls me three times in a row, so I'm forced to answer. See, that I don't have access to. He was very worked up about it and was trying to get information out of me, but I was so spaced out, I could only make out every third word. Finally, I managed

to say, okay Culeo, I'll have to have my husband call you after he gets off work. Probably, probably, she probably, she probably like, okay, Cullio. I'll have him. Okay, Culio. Okay, Culeo. Mr. Cullio. Listen, Mr. Cullio. I hung up and my heart was pounding in my chest. He said if he didn't get that info, then we won't be able to close on the house on Friday like I'd planned, and the house. Adulting is hard AF. So now I just hope no one else calls me in the meantime.

L-O-L. Peace emoji. They're still high and they're still figuring this out. Some say they still are to this day. Wow. As of filming this was posted a month ago so maybe they're still high. If I was in their situation, I would just copypaste that number that called me, send it to my husband and be like, yeah, help. They called, I don't know. I'm feeling space right now, so. I'm feeling space. I'm feeling the speed of the earth's sort. And I cannot move. I would do it, but unfortunately we have a box of Cheerios and I'm really into it. If you waked and baked, wouldn't it technically be wokeed and boaked? And boaked.

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So their first breath is just an inhale. I would hate that so much. I would hate it too. Because you wouldn't know that you were actually awake. I would be like, am I still in the dream? Right, right. Because you never get to like ground yourself. Oh, God. I just lose all like ability to like speak and function if you wake a big, you know? Oh, yeah.

I'd be. I imagine myself like, I imagine myself like, I imagine myself like, I'd thrown out of an airlock in a space movie, when they're just like... Just drifting off. And we're on the window going. Yeah. Frozen? Eyes bulging. Yeah. Some comments here.

Hey, honey. Hey honey, the broker called while you were at work. I gave him your password and CC info. OPE responded, this is probably why my husband doesn't tell me info like that. Someone else said, you being high might have just saved your asses. Yeah, because like, it sounded weird. It sounded suss. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was the broker.

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Surely it has to be a fuck up on the mortgage guy's side, right? He mentioned we might need this form last night but then called me this morning and said the deal wasn't going down if I didn't get it to him ASAP. I'm waiting for a callback and see what the situation is looking like. Edit number two, everything's set and I'm driving down this morning to close. Okay, it all worked no, you're good. So the house thing was successful, but did she down a sleeve of Oreos and play Fortnite? Likely. Likely.

Okay, then it was a success. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's our last story. Today I fucked up by faking a British accent for 12 years. That's not today. That's this decade I fucked up. Whoa, okay.

I can't believe I did that all today. This happened in high school at summer band camp. I did not know anyone at this camp and I flew in from out of state. When I left the airport, my best friend called me and we were talking. I had an inside joke with my best friend where we would just talk to each other in random accents for no reason.

This time I was talking to her in a British accent. Little did I know that a group of people from my summer camp, were standing right next to pick us up. I get off the phone and one of them asks if I'm here for the camp too, and I say yes. He then asked me where I'm from and tells me that my accent is so cute. I had really bad social anxiety in high school and in my anxious mind, I thought this dude would think I'm weird for faking an accent. He was also cute, which made me more nervous. I tot tot tot thot tho tho tho tho, I tho, I th, I th, I tho, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thus, I thus, I thus, I tho, and I thi, and thus, and I thus, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, the, the, tell, telan, telan, telan, telled, telan, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean panicked and just said, England! Then he asked me what part, and I said, London!

Then, thinking he'd asked if I'd flew in from abroad, I said I was raised in London and then moved to the US. That was where the lies started, but not where they ended. The entire bus ride to the camp, this guy was talking to me about British TV shows like Doctor Who and I kept faking the accent. So we get to the camp and by now I'm thinking I have to come clean and say it was just a bad joke but for some reason my anxiety is going, no don't do that, it's too late you are British now. And you're right.

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And whenever I send him a Snapchat where I'm talking, I have to fake the accent. At this point, I think I'm stuck being British forever to him. He can never meet my other friends or family. He lives in a different state, but if he ever visits where I live, I guess I'm faking the accent. I wish I had never faked the accent. Edit, I didn't pick a dialect but I did have the brilliant idea to say my dad was French, Canadian, and we spent a few summers in Canada when I was growing up. If I thrown it, thrown, I'm, I'm, the the the the thii, I'm, thin, thi, I'm, thi, thin, thi, thin, I'm, thi, thi, I'm, thi, I'm, thi, I'm, I'm, thi, thi, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, th th thin, thi.ea''a'a, thi.ea, thi.ea, thi, thi, thi, explain it if my accent sounded off to anyone because I would have grown up hearing his accent too and taken on some of it. Obviously looking back on it now, that wasn't as clever as I thought at the time, LOL. Wow.

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I am an actor now. So, yeah. I think that was a part of me always of just wanting to just do silly characters and things. And the fact that I named myself, Charlie, Charlie bit my finger. Charlie bit me. What the hell, dude? But to be fair, I was almost named Charlotte. So I think it was just be.

So I think it's just, so that it's actually super normal. So actually, I'm actually, it's normal, and I actually am Charlie, and I'm from London. Some comments here. Pretend to knock your head in front of him and then start speaking with an American accent. That shit will be hilarious. Plot twist, he's been faking an American accent for 12 years and doesn't know how to tell you. Someone said, so which part of London are you not from? There are distinct differences in accent and colloquialisms even within that one metropolis. Please tell me you went full cockney. Someone said, ironically your 12-year dedication to a lie just to

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said he suspected for years and just didn't want to embarrass me and thought it was wasn't worth bringing up because we weren't super close anymore when he figured it out. Nothing romantic ever happened between us by the way. I just had a slight crush on him that summer. We're both actually married now. I apologize for lying to him and he said it's fine but he's never letting me forget this and I have to do the accent if we ever see each other in person again. L-O-L. I'm glad I came clean, but I still feel really bad and embarrassed about the whole thing. Honestly, I'm sure I'll be cringing to myself about this

for the rest of my life, L-O-L. Oh, boy. Insane. She's doing an Italian accent with her husband. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who was that? I had the, no, uh... I don't know, I did that, she's not but you're not close with. Dude, and it's all, all of this was for someone that she's not close with. Yeah. The things we do.

I know. Crazy. That's freaking wild. No, see, I would have, I would have gone, at a certain point, I would have been like, I'm going this whole this this this gonna be like I freaking got you guys. Exactly. Epic pranked. You guys all think I'm weird now. Prank. Ha ha. Got you. Worms at home. Gay worms at home. We got some gems out of this one. That's what happened. I'm trying to think who was the biggest fuck up today, and I would say, all of these were pretty like, I feel like a lot of them were pretty justified in their actions.

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Yeah, I don't know. They're also following the rules. Yeah, I guess it's not, I guess if you wake and bake, you're kind of... I mean, it's a rule in schools if someone's rapping, you get to fuck their dad. Exactly. In rap battles, anything goes. Especially in Finland. Especially in Finland.

Especially in Finland. Yeah. Well, thank you both for being here. Hey, thanks so much. Okay. It's okay if today you fucked up. Yeah. For those watching, if today you fucked up, you get a pass. Show this to whoever might have been affected by your fuck up. And let them know, hey, actually, this one doesn't count. And if you ran track with me in 2007, no you didn't. That was her twin. Charlie. Charlie. Hey. I've actually Charlie. What you fuck up today, you don't fuck tod tod tod tod tod today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today you you you you you you to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. If th. If th. If tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thooooo thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to to to to to twin. Charlie. Charlie. I'm actually Charlie. What you fuck up today, you don't fuck tomorrow.

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