Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - Relationships Gone Wrong | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

These people need HELP! 0:00-0:48 Intro 0:49-4:52 Asking GF to cook while sick 4:53-12:26 Getting an impulsive tattoo 12:27-18:24 Gifting her SPANX 18:25-30:43 Catfishing roommate 30:44-38:31 Ruined wedding vows 38:32-44:11 Moving abroad without discussion 44:12-50:40 Duolingo broke them up WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/giovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Andre Gardere Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez AD/ Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Exec Coord: Erin Dougal GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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because these are nightmare fuel. Today I'm joined by Courtney and Angela. Snagoo. Courtney, I know you're never on Reddit. Angela, are you ever on Reddit? Nope. Have you ever frequented the site? No, I've been on Reddit in middle school.

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She said to me that she was going to eat some soup but was not feeling like cooking together. Normally we go to the store and cook together every night. We both like to. I was looking forward to cooking together. So I asked her to try to go to the grocery store with me so we could buy the ingredients. She to told me th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the th th th tho the tho tho thoe thoe thoe. thoe. tho. the the the tho. thoe. the the tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was try. I was try. try. try. try. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I was toe. I was to toe. I to try to go to the grocery store with me so we could buy the ingredients. She told me that she was not feeling well, but eventually went with me after I told her I would make the dinner. When we got home, I asked her if she wanted to cook with me. She told me she could try, after 10 minutes she stopped and told me she was not doing

okay and went to the bedroom. alone, she was in bed, so I thought maybe she could still help from her bed. So I brought her the cutting board, a knife, and a bell pepper to cut. She told me that she was not feeling well and was not able to help with preparing dinner and that she did not feel like eating. I told her, but you still need something to eat, right? That's good for you. Edit, I maybe have a hard time relating, it was a long time ago, when, to, to, to, to, to, to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, I'm, and, and I'm, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and a, and a, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the time relating. It was a long time ago when I was sick myself. When I was 10 was the last time, so I do not really remember how it felt. If I have a headache myself, I still try to cook. So maybe I handled it wrong,

but I thought in this way we can still kind of cook together. He keeps saying that. Can we cook together? I keep, you know, I did th I did this I did th did th did th, I did th, I did th, I did th, I did th, I did th, I th, I th, I did th, I th, I th, I that, I did that, I did that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, that, that, that, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th....... t, t, t, t, t, t, tod, tod, tod, tod, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, together? I can't, you know, I did this so we could cook together. And then I did that so we could cook together. So weird. This is fucking great. It's like a golden retriever that just keeps fucking bringing the tennis ball back. Like, you're such a stop. I can't anymore. Yeah, like how sick does someone have to be for him to be like,

all right, fine, you don't have to cook? She tried, too. She was in bed. That's what made me like so emotional listening to this, is that she was, she tried to go the grocery store. I want to, I just keep picturing, oh, try to help for the grocery store. Also, the worst task you could give her, give her a knife and a cutting board

and just set it on her. Yeah, what the fuck is that? This fucking guy? Yeah. That's a lot. Do you think he was coming from a bad place? Because at least I'm not defending him. But at least this wasn't a situation of like, because so many stories we read are like, oh, she's supposed to cook for me. But this is him being like, this is a thing we do together.

Oh, let's do it together. Right. I think he just has a weird, he's just not recognizing if this is weird. I just don't think he's getting it and it's not like he didn't want to cook, it's that he wanted to cook together and like she really tried. She like, she said she couldn't go to the grocery store. He told her that he would cook for her if she went to the store with him. That's true. So he lied. He did lie. And he tried to make her cook with him anyway. And I feel like if your argument is correct, Shane and he, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, Shane, and he, Shane, Shane, Shane, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she's, she's, she's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she's, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, she couldn't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th thi, she thi, she couldn't the, she couldn't the the the thr- thr-he thr-he throooooooooooooooooooooooo, the, the, to do it with her together, he'd get in bed too with the cutting board. Yeah.

Because they would be together. But that's bullshit. But that's so weird, okay, imagine she's not feeling well and she needs some soup. So they're going to cook this soup together. And he's like, well, you need this soup to help me cook it. Imagine if you were sick with something more serious and needed medicine and he's like well We have to we have to go make the medicine He like like God you're holding her medicine hostage. He did say I eventually she went with me after I told her I would make the dinner. So he did lie That is a clear cut. You're the asshole. the comments in this or like you're the assu the that. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to they. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Comments in this are like, you're the asshole. Is this even real? If she needs something to eat, that's good for her,

then bring the already prepped and cooked food to her, not make her work in bed while sick, what the fuck? The other comment was, dude, dude, you're the asshole. Next story. Am I the asshole for getting an impulsive tattoo? I. th. ththa. ththa. ththa. ththa. that. ththa. thttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttha. ththa. to. to. to. too, too, too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, too, the the the th. the th. th the the, the the. the the the. the. the the. the. toooooooooo. too. too. too. totoo against my wife's wishes. Before we get into it, I feel like if your partner wants to get a tattoo, that's their body, like they get to, they get to do it. Like, you could be like, hey, like, I don't know if it's going to be a good tattoo. I think that's a dumb tattoo,, because it's loaded. Yeah, to be that.

Oh, totally. No, I think we have a lot of layers. I like to sometimes predict and then be horribly wrong. As silly as it sounds, I, a 28-year-old man, went through a pretty traumatic experience when my best friend moved away two months ago. and now we're both in our late 20s. It very much felt like a security blanket getting ripped away from me and caused me to confront some intense feelings. He and I are still close friends, but with differing time zones,

the stress of moving and getting settled in, and adjusting to a career change, our communication has been limited compared to what it was. My wife helped me through the transition, as best as she could, but her patience, the process ran thin rather quickly. This came to a head this weekend. During a weekend trip with some different local friends, I got a somewhat impulsive tattoo.

It was a design I had been considering for a while, but I got it done in spur of the moment yesterday. I felt like it was a necessary part of my grieving process of what I thought my life was going to look like moving forward. When when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when I the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, the to, the the to, to, to to to to to to to to to, I was, to toe, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was to, I was, I was to, I was to, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I, I was to, I, I, I was to, I was to, I was to, I was the the the the to, I was to, to, to, te.e.e.e, toge, te, te, te, te.e.e, te, tha, tha, t When I came home with it tonight, my wife was incredibly angry. The tattoo has a clear connection to my friend, and my wife said it was ridiculous I was taking things so hard. I told her it didn't feel good, having her invalidate my feelings and that art on my body was my business alone.

I don't have any tattoos dedicated to her, so in a moment of anger, accused her of being petty over the fact. She scoffed, left our home, and we haven't spoken since. Am I the asshole? I have a lot to say. I feel like this is not asking, am I the asshole because I got the tattoo? I think it's, am I the asshole? And I won't realize it.

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game last night? And I don't hear for like 15 hours. It's fucking hard, man. I will say, I was anticipating this to be a tattoo about her. Me too. Yeah, and so I was like, oh yeah, that's kind of weird, but still it is their body. This situation, it's like, sure, this guy's a dramatic, but there's no reason for this girlfriend to be mad about a tattoo. Sounds like it's more than just the tattoo. It's his wife, wife, wife, wife. Just sub this in, wife.

Wife. Wife. Wife. The writer has some more added. I answered this in a comment, but I figured it was relevant to add here. The tattoo is just under the bend of my elbow on my right arm. It's a Zodiac sign, Constellation Tattoo, with maybe when I'm older, written beneath it.

Hence the chosen username here, I guess it's, which are lyrics to a song I've had on repeat the last couple months. So there's some comments and people are saying, had to look up the lyrics and yikes. Wow, yeah, that's definitely not a platonic bro relationship. I was almost trying to justify it. I've tattooed people who get something with their friend or for them, but after I read these lyrics, yeah, there's definitely something much more to their friendship. The song is called, When I'm Older, the song is called When I'm Older, Pay-Pphone-C, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I's their, their, their, their, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. I was. I was. I was. I was their, I was their, I Lyrics are here, let's see, maybe when I'm older, pay phone calls, cigarettes, injuries, shower, sex. I was holding on for dear life, complicated, understated, on the way to devastated.

We were young and out of our minds. Right now, I'm sorry, burns through me darling, but I can't help think in 30 years it won't. So maybe when I'm older, maybe when I'm older, maybe when I'm older, I'll run out of stories about you. Yeah, maybe when I'm older, maybe when I'm older, I'll know what it's like not to love you anymore. Maybe when I'm, because you're in a different time zone? Playing house, immature, picking out furniture, praying that our hearts would play fair, emotional souvenirs, fleeting moments, golden years, close my eyes and I go back

there. Okay, I go back there. I think we get the idea. And if there's a Zodiac involved, that's gay as fat. Sorry, I'm sorry, I just let me. Chances I'm zzoor running on me. I will say I defended this guy at the top. I don't feel bad for that. I don't even know if I necessarily think he's an asshole. I think he just needs to address some stuff. I think he needs to be honest with her. I

think he maybe needs to go to therapy and be like, hey are you maybe in love with someone else and you need to like move like shift around your life a little bit? He's definitely on a journey I think for anybody to get mad at a tattoo on another person that has nothing to do with them it's weird if she was jealous still weird it's funny that he called her I was like you're just jealous of my bro. Yeah. But he, yeah. I think if she wasn't, I think if she wasn't worried about there being other connections there, I don't think she would be bothered if he got a tattoo of like his friend. I think there's a different, I think there's already like a consensus amongst the two of them that it's like, this is more than a friendship........ I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm, the. I'm, the. I'm, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi. I'm, th. th. they, th. I'm, th. I'm, they, they, they, they, they, th. I, th. I, thi, there, thi, thi, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, th. I, the, the, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. I, thi. I'm, thi. I think, thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. I think, thi. thi. I think, thi. I think, thi. I think, thi. I think, thi. I think, ththe two of them that it's like, this is more than a friendship. Yeah. I feel like the only way this guy is an asshole

is if she is clearly saying that what makes her mad isn't the tattoo, but is this inappropriate relationship. And if she said that, then this makes him an asshole. But I don't know if she said that. And I think this guy's just confused is the the the the the the the thaken thaken thuned is Like, have you been friends with someone and then they moved away and like a long-distance friendship and it's turned to that? Like, has that ever happened? My, one of my best friends moved to New York, and I remember being super bummed about it. Didn't think about the hour difference in like calling her, but I got over it in like an hour. But I remember being super bummed, being like th, th, th, th and th and th, th, th, th, th and th, th and th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi, thi. Like, like, like, like, like I remember being super bum, being like oh my god this

changes us forever, but then getting over it. I think I can't help but feel like in this day and age when I have like a friend move somewhere I'm like all all right well like I'll still like we're gonna have constant communication. Yeah even if you're literally on a complete opposite time zone I'm like they're just it's non-stop messaging. I have a friend who lives in Prague and I've continued like yeah not like it's I still show us the tat. Yeah so anyways. I hope he figures it out. I hope this guy figures a part of me feels bad that it's like dude if you're really in love with someone and you're not allowing yourself to be honest about that. Then like, that sucks.

He's like, this is about the tattoo. This is about the tattoo. Yeah, I know. No, you're in love, bro. I think they both know it. Okay, moving on. Classic. My girlfriend almost broke up with me over the Christmas gift I got for her. Spanks. Here we go.

This is from the subreddit, tru off my chest, which is a place for confessions to be made. This person says, the irony is that this made a good gift for a friend. She was the one that recommended this gift to my girlfriend. My girlfriend complains a lot about not looking good in outfits. I figured this would help her. Nope, I was dead wrong. My girlfriend didn't appreciate it at all, and she nearly broke up with me over it. I honestly don't like giving gifts because it isn't the first time that a person I've given a gift to didn't like it, even if they don't say it out right. For people who don't know, Spanks are a type of, it's like, it's like a lining that like, shape wear, it brings it all in the th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, like, like, like, like, like, like's like a lining that like... It's like body contour, shapeware. Yeah, it brings it all in. Tighten some areas.

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Oh my God. That's crazy. Was it a haircut that this person like didn't want but you want it? I didn't ask for any of it. Boy, what a way to give gifts is to just hold someone hostage in a way and be like, I'm not going to cut my hair. Okay, fine for your birthday I'll You don't have to buy anything. One day or you get what you want. That's what I got. What about you, anything?

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Found out my best friend, a 25-year-old woman, has been using my pictures, a 26-year-old woman, to catfish a guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy to catfish to catfish to catfish to catfish to catfish a guy to catfish a guy to catfish a guy to catfish a guy to catfish a guy to catfish a guy to cat fish to cat to catfish a to to to catfish a to catfish a guy she's been talking to since 2015. This was posted in 2020. So five years. Man, I don't know where to go from here, so I thought I'd go to Reddit. Good idea! On year five, I discovered Reddit. My best friend will call her Maggie, and I met our freshman year of college.

We are now roommates and moved in together two years ago. In 2015, my best friend spent spring break a couple states away and matched with a guy on Tinder. When she came back to campus, she immediately told me about him and how amazing he was and how they only went out to dinner once. This was obviously a lie. But that they were talking 24-7. I got super excited and asked to see a pick. That was the only picture of him she's ever shown me. Over the past five years, he's literally been her whole world.

She talks about him constantly. She always has her nose in her phone. She gets clinging when he takes too long to text back. She cried to me a few times why they have never met up again, and she said they're both too busy and don't have the money for the trip. I even told her that he could stay with us and that would save some money.

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My brain can't even process what's happening. Then he looks confused and says, Maggie, and I'm like, no, that's my roommate and I look nothing alike, so I'm like no that's my roommate my roommate my roommate and I look nothing alike so I'm even more confused then something kind of clicks and I think oh my god is this the guy she's been dating so I say wait are you Adam and he gives me a very slow yes and I get excited and say oh my god I bet Maggie is going to flip out I can't believe you're here. His demeanor completely changes.

He asked me what I'm talking about. I'm Maggie, and I tell him no, I'm summer, Maggie's roommate. At this point, I'm still completely missing something. He has just pieced together. He just says slowly, holy fuck. And looks like he doesn't know what to say. Eventually he asked if he can sit down. I invite him in.

He then proceeds to tell me for the past five years he's thought he's been talking to me. Every picture he's ever seen of Maggie has actually been pictures of me. I'm completely dumbfounded and we don't know what to say to each other at first. And then they kiss. And they get they they theyons of pictures of me saved on his phone. And went to their messages and showed me proof that she's been sending them to him. I felt and still feel completely sick to my stomach.

I get out my phone and show him real pictures of her. I tell him maybe they could just talk when she gets off of work, and he's really pissed at this point. I say maybe we should call her first and let her know he's here. So I do that and she starts flipping out, saying she's not coming home, tells him to leave and that she won't talk to him. He calls her and starts yelling at her over the phone. After everyone calms, she eventually comes home.

He's hurt and accusing. She's sitting there awkwardly. Ah! Dude! She tells him that she's still the same person he's had feelings for, and he screams at her, No, I thought I was in love with your roommate, and that completely makes her break down. So I tell him, maybe he should leave for the night, and everyone should have their own space. He agrees, and after he leaves, she leaves, she thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. thi. th. th. the same. th. the same. the same. th. the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thi. thea. thea. thea. theau theau theau theau theau theau theau thia. thia. thi psychotic on me and starts throwing shit around the living room. Oh!

Tells me she hates me, I start crying, it's a mess. I left to stay with a friend and haven't been back, so I don't know what's gone down. I feel like I have no idea who the person I'm living with is and I feel weirdly violated. Yeah. Yeah. Do I move out? Do I try to call her? She hasn't even texted me. I don't know how to deal with this situation. So, thoughts? This situation is feral and the best romance novel I've ever. Catfishing has to be one of the most fascinating things ever. I think it goes so deep. It is so fascinating to me. And especially when it goes on that long. Five years, I cannot imagine that moment, like this guy opening the door,

also I wonder if he was cute, but like that is so jarring that she is literally an innocent bystander in this entire thing, but she's somehow at the heart of this roommate's problems. Yeah, meanwhile cut to welcome to Dairy Queen. She's just at work. Like, yeah, she's just chilling. Oof. Would you, say you were dating someone online who you never met in person, but you just really clicked in every kind of way, and the conversations were incredible and all this stuff,

and then you met them and you found out that they were catfishing you, is there any any to to to to to the to their their their their their their their their the conversations were incredible and all this stuff, and then you met them and you found out that they were catfishing you. Is there any hope of it of like you even trying to make it work? It's a big, it's like you guys are saying, it goes deep. Like, that is huge, that is the, you are lying about who you are? That's five years. Certainly five years, no. It's so personal I think it even goes back to like that person's relationship to lying and truth because some people it will just like you're done like you can't do that. To me it's it's it's

no matter what it's bad it's just like it's each person it just rips a part in their own unique way because it's just like such deception like at you. Yeah, and I don't know, like, we don't know if this roommate just used a picture. They could have been lying about other things. We don't know what they were honest about. Because like, yeah, if it's just what they look like, it's like love. It's like love is blind. But it's not about what this person looks like. It's not that shallow. It's this person lied. He didn't use her name. He like, she used her own name and just her own name and everything. Oh, good for her.

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that's so insane. She was in a way catfishing her friend, too. I think he's the more, you think he was more. I think so too. Like, he lost five years of his life romantically too. Like, she, the girl whose picks were used romantic life and her own job that didn't get like, yeah. Yeah. And it's not like this roommate was like, hey summer, do you have any like sexy nudy picks that I could just borrow for a second? I hope to God she didn't.

Like, it's not like she had access to that. So it's not like it was like inappropriate pictures were used. She literally could have never known that this was happening. Meanwhile, this guy is building this bond with a person, like, like, like, full on. But it sucks, she's dealing with the aftermath now. So she's being hurt in that way, like that sucks. Yeah, there's some comments here.

I was the Adam in a situation like this. It was three years. You need to move to move out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tooo. the. thi. thi. thi. th like this. It was three years. You need to move out, get away from this Maggie. People like that are not okay. Don't put yourself through this anymore. I went no contact when it happened, effective immediately. My Maggie messed with me for years to come and we were countries apart. Just get away and stay away. That's all I have to say.

But the time difference. The time difference. Someone else said, holy shit, you need to get out of their ASAP. Even after catching her in this, she is telling you, she hates you. She has some serious issues she needs to deal there. And you don't need to be around for that. There's an update. Do you want me to read your update? toh. the update. Do you want you. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you you you you you you you you you you you you to to the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to get to to to to to Maggie's the king of the assholes right now. Yes. Update. Thank you guys for all your advice and comments. Many saying you've been in mine or Adam's position. It's made me feel better. I'm going to go ahead and just post an update because I don't think there will be more of an outcome than this. I ended up having a phone call with Adam mostly because I wanted to know about pictures she sent. she th out th in my underwear and nudes that aren't actually of me or her.

So we're assuming she got those from Google. He feels really bad and is actually having a hard time with all of this. Really? I assured him I don't blame him at all for the underwear picks or anything like that. He ended up telling me that they actually have face-timed, but she would never show her face, only the top of her head hair, which has dyed a similar color to mine. Never thought anything of this,

now I think it might be really weird. Okay, that's the most impressive part. And- That's so impressive, you have a face-time and only show your forehead. Yeah, what the fuck? She felt like she looked bad on video, was self-conscious, didn't have makeup on, etc. He said he didn't think it was weird, I don't know. He also told me he's tried a ton of times to arrange visits to meet, and she's came up with excuses every time.

Said that he's been mostly content to talk through text over the phone up until until this point. Also said he's going to try. but that he's moving on. As for me, I'm not sure I can break my lease yet, but I'm going to go ahead and move out and with a friend until my lease is over. We briefly talked when I went to my apartment and she's sort of half apologized, but is still pretty hostile and defensive.

So I'm gonna give her space, Anyway, this has been some crazy shit and I appreciate all the responses I got. Y'all are awesome. Oh my God, holy shit. Summer was really nice to Maggie and I would not have been that nice to Maggie. I would have been like, we are not friends anymore. You suck. But she's being very empathetic is like I feel bad for her. Like clearly this person, like what the face timing the news thing is fucked up that's just that's fucked can I say something so toxic yeah yeah yeah yeah would a part of you be flattered

oh to chance yes like think about you must look good all the time if you're summer summer's summer's the purpose like do you move on from two years from then and you do all the journaling and the therapy you can and then look back on it and be like wow someone thinks I'm gorgeous I'm sure that there's a I'm sure that there's like a drive-by back of the head thought of that. I get like half-assed apology and still being hostile. Summer was existing. She didn't even seek out Adam.

Adam showed up literally to her doorstep and walked in and scooped her. Like, this all fell into her lap. How can you be mad at someone for being around? Maggie, I hope you're better now. I hope, be like, that's some low, that's that's. It. It. It. It. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. Maggie, I hope you're better now. I hope, I hope, like that's some low, that sucks. That's tough. It is, look, it does have to be awful. Like the mindset you have to be in to do that.

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After saying our vows, I jokingly said, till dishes do us apart, instead of till death do us apart. Now, the guests found this funny. My wife, however, went off on me afterwards and started yelling about how I went out of line with this joke and said that I embarrassed her and made our start of our marriage look like a joke. I told her she overreacted over a joke, but she got more angry and started giving me the silent treatment, though she's occasionally saying I ruined the marriage since my family are now running with the joke. Oh, does the family have merged?

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And this person didn't want jokes. Yeah. Yeah. My opinion on this is that he was clearly doing this for himself and for the crowd. And I feel like the ceremony specifically is for like the two of them, like that's for them. And like he really like that he should have thought like, oh if my wife doesn't want me to do this, this is about my wife. Like this is literally the moment that's about the two of us. Yeah. But he took a moment that th. I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. the the the, the the. the thi. the the. the the the the the the the the the the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. I the c. I the c. I the c. I the c. I the c. I the c. I the c. I the c. I the c. I the the c. I the the the the the the they. they. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeee. theeeee. theee. theee. thee. they. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the the this is literally the moment that's about the two of us. Yeah. But he took a moment to be like, hey, everyone. A people pleaser.

He wanted that for himself. So you've already kind of said it, I was going to ask, what's the cringiest thing you've ever seen or heard at a wedding? Yeah, the when stuff at the reception. You know, there's like flash mobs or planned dances, things like that. But we've, we've known people who've been to ceremonies that had like literal choreographed like comedy bits like fused into the ceremony. Yeah. And like part of it.

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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. If that's something married want to do whatever the fuck they want, they can. They absolutely can. But if one of them doesn't want to and the other person does, they're an asshole. And then you're forcing that person up there with all that attention to just like take it. Yeah, they just have to sit there. She just had to take it. Like, till dishes do us part. Dishes, huh? Why? Because women are in the

kitchen doing dishes? Are dishes the problem? Why are dishes a problem? Yeah. We go right back to cutting board. We go right back to cutting board, right back to the school system? So this guy did not surpass Maggie. I think he's, is he number two to Maggie? Where does he to the te? to me? to, to me. to the. the the. to the, the, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the school system. So this guy did not surpass Maggie. I think he's is he number two to Maggie where does he stand? Yeah I mean Maggie to me is. I'm trying remember all of them. Maggie it goes to me with the cutting board and the other one because it's just like sad people. This guy's an asshole. No, like he this guy didn't make this joke out of an insecurity like Maggie. She said don't do that. he th th th th he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is he is like he is like he is like he is like he is like he. And he he. And he's he. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. to to to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me. I to me. I an insecurity like Maggie. She said don't do that and he's like, you know what, I'm gonna do it. Yeah, Maggie is an asshole, but she's like so deeply broken. And this man is not broken, he is set free to free. There's just a lot of critical thinking that's not happening. Like, really this one joke was worth, okay, let's think five minutes of laughter if it's a killer joke. Or, thi. Like, thi. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. this thi. thi, thi, I thi, I this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi, thi. thi, thi. thi, thi, thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiii. thiii. this is thii. this is this is thi. this this thi, thi. think five minutes of laughter if it's a killer joke or years

of a happy marriage. Yeah. I know. No, he made a bad trade. Like quite literally during your ceremony, like you're deciding to become one, you're putting yourself above somebody else. And I will say, like, it's weird that the family is like keeping it going and like, kind of making her feel like she's a fun of the joke. It's a joke wasn't that bad I was expecting worse but like it's also like

that's all the more like it wasn't worth it. Yeah the family's the asshole. Yeah, the whole family's an asshole. Some of these make me like my temperature goes up. Yeah, oh yeah. So the sex one is from relationship relationship advice someone's girlfriend a 29 year old woman broke up with me, a 28-year-old man, for not consulting her when accepting my med school offer. The length of our relationship is one and a half years. How do I reconcile with her? So here's the scoop. Me, 28-year-old man, and my girlfriend, 29-year-old woman, have been together for a year and a thiaugh and a serious relationship. She was always saying that she wants for us to get married, but I was always postponing it because I wasn't ready for marriage but perhaps getting engaged. Recently I got an offer for med school in Ireland out of

the blue during Christmas which I accepted without hesitation. I've applied to med school in the past only to get rejected and she was made aware for the beginning that I will be moving abroad for med school. She got mad at me for not consulting her about this huge decision. I only told her after I received an offer and I took it. I didn't even ask her if she is okay with it, but over a span of three days, she became distant and cold. On New Year's Eve, she broke up with me

on the basis that I am childish, lack communication, and did not take her input into a major life decision. I could have asked her and run this decision by, but as soon as I saw that email, I took the offer. I should have presented this to her in a way that I asked for her input and took it. I mean, I didn't want to break up with her. I love her very much, so am I the asshole for taking a once in a lifetime offer, or she, she the asshole for breaking up on New Year's Eve. So what do you think I should do now?

New Year's Eve. It's the biggest holiday the year. It's like the biggest day, it's a most boring day. What do you think I should do now? We did discuss getting engaged in the next year and working towards a marriage in due time. After I told her, she said, pondered the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, told, I, I, told, I, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, told, told, told, told, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooome, is.e, is.e, is.e, is.e, is.e, is.e, is.e, is.e, is.e. too, is. too, is. too, is. too, is. too, is. the idea of LDR but inevitably a long-distance relationship but inevitably I dropped the ball on the way I communicated this tour. So at what point I guess one and a half years but it's also depending on the seriousness of a

relationship like how long into a relationship should big life decisions be like required to be made together? Yeah I will say since they were talking about marriage and he was what was his reason to putting it off? He didn't say? Let's see, I was postponing it because I wasn't ready for marriage but perhaps getting engaged. Yeah, the perhaps getting engaged he's just wanting to please her but like I so there's a lot of like weird levels to this in my opinion I feel like he's I think it would have been a really sweet moment of like hey thi I th. I th. I th. I the like I the like I th. I th. I th. I the like I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he. th. thi. heed. heed. heed. heed. heed. he he he he's he he he he he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. th. th. th. t. te. te. I te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to te. to to to to to to to to to heed heed he's heed he's he's he's he's he he he he he he he t. In my opinion, I feel like he, I think it would have been a really sweet moment of like, hey, I got accepted, like telling her that, sharing that moment together, and like, he doesn't have to say, like, should I? He doesn't have to like ask for her permission

by any means. Like, that's his future. That's huge. And so for her to, you know, not be able to be a part of that, I understand, like, he basically, like, in her maybe opinion, like ended their relationship right there, because he didn't like consider her feelings. Yeah. It's not, she's not entitled to the decision, but- She's just consideration. Yeah, like he skipped a couple chapters. Yeah, it's not, it's not like a tattoo on your body where that's your body and I'm different it's that we're in a relationship together so if you go to Dublin then where do I you know what I mean? It's like it actually is considering the other person it's not just fully. Oh it's a different time zone you guys. So maybe I should remind myself and put a zodiac sign on my body. I love him putting thia the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin is thin is thin is thin, thin is thin, thin is thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin, thin, the, the, the, the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is thooooooooooooo what do I do now? Go to Dublin, Jeff!

I think it's very clear that this dude was still in the mindset of being single. And I think I think she wasn't ready. She probably was hurt by that that it's just like he's just like no I'm doing this because that's my life. Like he's he's living his life. Yeah. And I think he probably needed to communicate to her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her to communicate to to communicate to to to to to communicate to to to to to to to to to to to to to communicate to her like, hey, like, no, I'm still prioritizing myself over our relationship. And that's okay, but he needs to communicate that. It sounds like he wasn't communicating faster. I think him fixating on, she don't be on New Year's Eve, bro. Like, it's stupid.

Like, it's not about that. I would say that rhetoric makes him an asshole. Yeah. And like, you know, if if this th, if th, if th, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, hea, hea, hea, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he th. th. thi. thi. thi, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, thi. thi. th. th. th. th. that's, th. that's, th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, he's, he's, th, if this is, if there are some things that drive people apart, I think it's kind of telling that some things were just not meant to be. Maybe, like, maybe that's just how it needed to go and maybe you guys will find each other later. Yeah, people said, sorry, dude, that ship has sailed. Regardless of either of your motivations, you made a unilateral decision that your relationship would be long distance and kind of assumed she'd be willing to wait for you for four years, which was a huge assumption considering she wants marriage now, which probably entails living together. It sounds like your life goals weren't compatible and your communication wasn't great either. I say, take the lessons you learn from this into your next relationship, and

congrats on getting into med school. I think that's exactly what I can't like. I think it's like literally just consideration in things that you're a a a a tho tho tho tho tho, tho, tho, tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, thi, like, tha, like, like, tha, tha, tha, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, tha, tha, and, tha, tha, tha, and, tha, and, and, tha, and, and, and, and, and, and, tha, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, tttttte, te..... te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te, te, ta consideration in things that you're a part of are sweet. It's like when you give somebody a ride to a party and then you assume like do you want to ride home too? You just, you just checked it in. You guys see how these are the exact same situation? It's consideration. I don't even know where this guy stands in the thanks. the guy, I think. You don't think he's as bad as him?

No, he's worse than the soup guy. It's life decisions, I'm wrong. Joke Guy was pretty, you were saying he's the worst. I think out of everyone right now. You think he's the king of the assholes. Yeah, I knowthink, yeah. It's so hard to be like that isn't the worst. Yeah. It is the worst.

But Joke Guy is, some is the biggest asshole. Maggie's like, that's a mess. That's what I said. That's just like, that person is just like going to be going to be multipleiles like so this person there's gonna be multiple parts to this story I love these okay she 23 stop talking to me 24 after I got demoted in duolingo here's the first post me 24 and 24, and Sarah, 23, that's a fake name, have been hanging out for two months now.

We met in a class, we were both taking this semester, and I was the one that approached her after seeing her used duolingo. I've been learning French on duolingo since I made some French friends last year, so it was the perfect conversation starter. We quickly bonded over learning new languages and added each other on duo lingo and other social media. We started hanging out outside just the two of us and it felt more than a friendship at times. She even started learning French and I was able to use the flirting lesson to make her blush. Um...

The last two weeks have been really stressful for me because of family reasons. My mom getting sick and all the school stuff also. And my friend moved and I got a tattoo to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the tatoed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. too. the too. too. too. too. t. t. t. two. two. two. the two. the two the two two two the two two two th. the the two the school stuff also. And my friend moved across town. And my friend moved, and I got a tattoo. So I did not really have much time for d'o-lingo. I got a few messages from Sarah about the friend quest and how I am not really doing my part. But those can be completed on your own, so it's really hard to stay in it if you don't do enough classes. And I guess Sarah must have noticed because yesterday I got a message from her that we should stop talking.

She told me that I was prioritizing different things and basically that our values are incompatible. I tried to tell her that I haven't had much time and have been really stressed lately, but she left me on red and removed me from duolingo. I don't know what to do. I feel like we really bonded and I don't want to lose her or make things weird since we are sharing the class. So now there's an update. I got some funny replies in the last thread and some stupid ones too. Some of you were saying to let her be and to stop harassing had only sent one message to her after she sent hers. Moreover, she had the ability to block me, but she did not.

Okay, I'm starting to think this guy is maybe not good. Wait, what? I'm so confused. Did I miss something? I know, I don't. Yeah, goddame. Here is what happened a few hours ago. She ended up replying to my message with her and that I was, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th... th. th. th. th. thus, thus, thus, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, that, thi, thi, thi, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th............... I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I'm thin, thin, th thin, th th th thin, th th thin, th thin, th thin, th thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. thi. that was an invitation to send her another message because I genuinely wanted to understand and get some closure or whatever. I ended up telling her that I enjoyed my time with her and that I perhaps might have even

caught feelings and although I don't understand why this happened I will respect her wishes to stop talking etc. She ended up replying after 20 minutes and she told me the whole story. Apparently she saw me talking to my female classmates in school, plus the past two weeks of me being distant and not being able to give her a lot of time, made her think I was not interested and was spending time with other girls instead. This was quite a revelation to me, but I was glad that I got to know the truth. I ended up explaining what was happening in my life. I usually don't share personal problems because I don't want people to view the the their, their, their, their, I, I, I, I, I, their, I, I, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, th, th, th, th.I, that, that, tho, tho, thin, thrown, thin, thin, thin, and I, and I, tho, and, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th..... I, th, th.I, th.. I, th.. I, thin, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr.a, thr.eeeea, thrown, and, thrown, and, thrown, and, thrown, and, throwne, throwne, throwne, thr-a, that lens. She ended up apologizing for how she reacted. I ended up asking her out on a proper date,

and we'll be having one next weekend. I told her the thing about duolingo and what I thought had happened. We had a good laugh over it. She had me back, so I guess it all got resolved, and I am excited for our first date. So how do we think their first their first their first their first their first their first their first their first first their first first first first first first their first their first first first their first first first first their first first first first first first their first first first first their first date's going to go. They should do it just in French. I if I were him I would not go on a date. I'd be like if you read into that that hard then no. Then no. If you did got mad I talked to other women in class. Yeah

This is not this is not gonna. I think both of them need hobbies need other things to do I'm worried that the update's gonna be she saw this post and got mad and that does happen I've seen that happen a lot that first date will be strange I know I hope they have like an activity or something to do because they both they both feel like they just like overthink a lot and I understand that but um you you think they'll they they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th th th th the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoo thoo tho tho tho th understand that, but... You think they'll get bored? Yeah, I think these two overthink a lot and I think if they had an activity, I think first dates are tricky and an activity gets people to relax a little bit and focus on like pottery or something. Mm-hmm.

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dates. It also feels like a lot of drama before the first date even starts. Yeah. I'm like, that's not that. I'm arguing enough in my own head before a first date. Yeah. Like I saw I've canceled so many first days because I was too nervous. Really? Like red flags about the guy. Yeah. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th, it, it, it, it, it, it's th, it's th th th th th th th th thi, it's thi, it's th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi, it's thi, it's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's going thi thi thi. It's going thi. It's going thi. thateeei. thi. thi. It's going thi thi thi thi thi thi first days because I was too nervous. Really? Not even like red flags about the guy. Yeah, because I'm just too scared. And literally one of my first first dates ever it was because I was trying to cancel and it was too late he was already outside. So I had to go. Okay I feel like there's a lot to discuss here in regards to first date. So maybe we'll do that some other time. All. All. All. Okay. All. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. to. to. to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the to. to. to. the to. t. to. t. t. t. to. the the to. the the. the. the. I'm the. I'm the the. I'm the the regards to first date, so maybe we'll do that some other time. All right, well, this has been more unhinged Reddit stories. I hope you enjoyed it. So unhinged. Yeah, how do you feel? I need to take my heart, right? Truly, that was crazy. I just hope everyone just is kind

to one another. It really, like relationships, successful or not? A lot of it is each other being in each other's like splash zone of our own issues You know? Yeah, it's good way to put it so much of that. We're all just at each other splash zones watch out of yeah, I have problems. I get the cutting board out of the bedroom. No? No jokes at the altar unless it's kinky shit. Well, I love doing this. Let me know who should join me. the the time. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. theat. theat. tho splash. tho splash. tho splash. theat. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash tho. Splash tho. Splash the the tho. Splash. Splash. S. S. the the bedroom. No jokes at the altar. Unless it's kinky shit. Well, I love doing this. Let me know who should join me next time. And please send me Reddit stories, send them to the Smosh Twitter, post them on the Smosh Reddit, wherever you want.

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