Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - Revenge Is Sweet | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: April 29, 2023

Revenge is a dish best served petty. 0:11-1:27 Intro 1:28-9:24 Fake Flat Tire https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/fafsw2/faked_proof_that_i_had_a_flat_tire_so_that_the/ 9:25-17:15 Braless in the Dorm https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/qr60h1/you_dont_like_your_boyfriend_seeing_me_braless_in/ 17:16-24:10 Yoga Pants Malicious Compliance https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/10divkl/manager_tries_to_crackdown_on_dress_code_i/ 24:11-33:58 Neighbor Feud https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/11eebr2/never_touch_your_truck_again_you_got_it_neighbor/ 33:59-37:18 Bluetooth Speaker Revenge https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/11n9wgz/bluetooth_speaker_revenge/ 37:19-42:01 Throwing Biscuits at Car https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/119yvtd/throw_food_at_my_car_enjoy_deep_cleaning_your/ 42:02-50:50 Instacart Confession https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/11atcrt/confession/ 50:51-56:26 MIL Read Our Sext https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/7mc5vq/so_you_wanna_snoop_in_your_daughters_texts/ 56:27-1:02:00 Business Class Upgrade https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/11wzxel/business_class_upgrade_if_there_is_room/ 1:03:55-1:14:41 "Can I Get A Man To Help Me?" https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/uakk9h/you_want_a_man_to_help_you_no_problem_one_will/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Andre Gardere Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez EVP of Programming: Joel Rubin AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Art PA: Adam Mustafa Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Audio Mixer: David Alvarez Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Amanda and Olivia. Olivia, you were in a movie with Revenge as a theme. Yes. Which, the reason why I'm in it is because it is my life. I knew that. I was like, this is so Olivia's life. I'm always revenging, avenging, and venging. You're always out for blood.

Always. Yeah. You never go to bed. Never. You just have revenge. I am so tired and sleepy right now. I know I can hear. From all the revenge I do. You're the Batman of Smosh. We all say that. Yes. But hot. Well Batman's hot. Batman's really hot. Wait which Batman's really hot? All of them are hot. Ben Affleck? Hotty. No. I loved him when he spilled all those dunk in coffees. No. All right, well, let's just hop right into these revenge stories, shall we?

I'm so excited. Okay. There's several different revenge reddits, okay? The different rankings of revenge. So the first one we have is from Petty Revenge. Ooh, okay. I faked proof that I had a flat tire so that the lazy people in my group project would have to do the presentations themselves, therefore likely will fail. I'm in a class where a group research project slash presentation is a huge chunk of overall

points. Everyone knows in group projects you always have that one slacker who doesn't do anything that you have to compensate for. However, I got stuck with possibly the three worst people to be in a project with in the class. I did the entire research presentation, poster boards, etc., among many other annoying things myself. I tried talking to them and telling them they needed to put in their share of effort. Ignored. I'd send them tasksk, their their their their their, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'd, I'd, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd. I'd. I'd their, I'd. I'd their, I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I, I, I, I, I. I, I. I. I, I. I. I, I. I. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, their, their, today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. their. their. their. theirthem tasks to do, ignored. I'd try to schedule meetings. They'd say they were coming and then leave me alone at the library. This happened from the get-go. It was abundantly clear that they expected everyone else to do the work,

but everyone else turned out to be just me. Rule. We couldn't have things 100% memorized word for their to actually know the subject. I was fully prepared to do most of the talking and even wrote down a small script for them and told them to know what to say during their part at the very least. The night before I told them we had to meet to at least go over the whole thing one time. Once again none of them showed. At this point I'm livid and decide they can't just do itsed. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theive thebbid. thebbid. the' the' the' the' siviveived. thiive the' siwoeskiwoesknewoesknewoesknewoesknewoesknewoesknewoesk. the' siolv' siolv' siolv' siolv' siolv' siwe' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' s' to to to to to to to the small info I gave them, and couldn't even bullshit anything because they did no research. Thing is, if we miss without an excuse, we fail the project. If you have an excuse, you have to have documentation. I commute and live an hour away.

So I decided that I'll conveniently have a flat tire right before class. Went out and actually bought a tire so I could have the the the the the the the the the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, tho, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, and thr.e, and throwne, and throwne, and throwne, and throwne, and throwne, and throwne, and thr-s, and thr-s could have the receipt to prove it. Emailed the professor who said I can present by myself during his office hours. Turns out, they completely bombed. And not only probably failed the project, but since they are bad students, might even make them fail the class. It's edited to say the professor stated that at the beginning, that they were not allowed to contact him about people slacking in the group and said to work it out amongst themselves, said that we were adults, and that he wouldn't even respond to emails about it. Wow, all right.

That's a classic, that's a classic revenge story there. Because I'm sure that happens all the time. I feel like that was like the plot of election, the movie Election with Bruce Witherspoon. And they were like, no, this is too much. We can't do this. This is like a 90s movie. I've never had to do a group project in my life, at least not in college or anything. I had. I have.

I have. And if your group sucks, it sucks. That seems so unfair. Like, that's just crazy that the teacher was like, I don't want to hear about it. And the teacher always, I feel like that's always the case, is the teacher's like, you guys are adults figured out. You're like, but, Melissa's asleep.

Like, all the time. This is incredible. Incredible. There's some comments here. Did you end up presenting in his office later? Did he say anything about their attempt? I presented yesterday. He just told me good job and didn't mention their efforts. Someone else said, you gave him a presentation, or he verbally quizzed you or what? She said, or they said, I gave a full presentation. I think he thought it'd be harder alone and know everything, except jokes on him, I already did.

I kind of love this person right now. Yeah. I'm happy that this person was able to show up and, you know, do their things. Yeah. And I would say, they didn't necessarily, like, they didn't do anything mean to the other people. Like, those, they didn't do anything. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. they. they. they didn't, they didn't, they. they didn't, they. they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, project, everyone should have been able to do it on their own, and they simply said, oh, I'm just, I can't make it. They just backed away and let the group burn. Because if this had genuinely happened,

this would have happened anyway. So it doesn't make a difference. They didn't go out of their love to know what happened next and someone from the group was like show me that receipt right now. It sounds like I mean they had the receipt. Wait wait wait what's going on with a flat tire? So they genuinely bought a tire so that they had a receipt of like I had to get a new tire because I so they didn't just lie they actually had documentation because that part just feels... because they needed the the their it it it it it it it it it it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to their their to to toe. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their te.e.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s. I. I they they they they they they they they they didn't just lie, they actually had documentation because they didn't up their way. That part just feels... Because they needed it.

The teacher said, I need documentation. That part feels strange a little bit. Yeah, it's a bit much. Yeah. Like they were like, oh, I can't wait to get in this group and watch them fail. Like it felt like they were just like, yeah. I thu that's that's felt like that's felt like that's that's the one their their their their their their their their their they they they they they they they they they guess that's the one argument is like they almost made they inconvenienced themselves and spent money and spent money when at the end of the day it's no different for them but I don't know you there's there's

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I'm really stressed out. No, I'm just like, ugh. Like, I'm sorry. This sucks for everyone except the professor. Yeah. Oh, the professor had strong boundaries. Professor was like, I'm not dealing with this. I just think the professor should be able to like, I don't know, like the concept, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, the professor, to to to the professor, to to to to be to be to to be the professor should, to be to be to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoo the the the the the the the the the the the the theaugh, I, I'm, I'm toe., I'm toe., I'm toe., like, like your, I don't know, like don't tell your students, like, I don't want to deal with this. I just wish, I don't like the concept, at least in college of group projects.

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The tank top was fitted but not see the throw sothrow so you could only see the outline of my nips. There was a small group of people'd seen in the hall. She said something to the effect of, hey, so sorry to ask this, but if you go out to the hall again, could you put a bra on? My boyfriend's out there and he was staring a little so what? What? Oh my god, get your man's dude. to get your man. I'm super non-confrontational so I was like, yeah, thational. thra- thna, thian. thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thr- thu, thu, thu, thu, thr- thr- th- th- th- th- th- th- thr- thr- tho, tho, but tho, but tho, but tho, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but th, but, but th, but th, but th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, thoooo' thooooooo' thooooo' th thooooo' th thooooo, th, th, th, but th, sorry about that. And for the rest of that night, any time I left my room, I put a bra or sweater on. And that was the end of it, or so I thought. The next day, my roommate told me, she'd overheard the girl telling a few of her friends

about the incident while in the bathroom. She said the girl was at the water fountain, posing to push out my tits, the whole works. When she left the bathroom, my roommate said the girl was actually acting it out at the water fountain, pretending to be me. Oh, I'm pissed. That night, I passed the girl and some of her friends on my way to go brush my teeth. I wasn't wearing a bra, I was already in pajamas. The girl looked point, the girl the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the the girl, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. thu, th. th. thu, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, thu. the that, tho, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, and, and, and, and, and, the the, and, the. ta, was, ta. ta.a. ta.a.a. ta. ta. ta. ta. tea. tea. teiggling. But the last straw was when the entire dorm got an email from the RA yesterday saying she'd gotten some anonymous complaints about people dressing inappropriately in the hallways and asking that we all just make sure we're keeping things covered up.

So here's where I got my petty little revenge. I knew that the girl's boyfriend doesn't go to college here. The girl and I were in the same orientation group and chatted a th, th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their tree. tea.ea. teauu. teau. tea. tea. tea. tea. the the their their their their their their their the girl's boyfriend doesn't go to college here. The girl and I were in the same orientation group and chatted a bit back then. I also knew that due to the pandemic, we aren't allowed to have non-student family guests in the dorms this year. So I used the same anonymous complaint form to issue a complaint about people bringing the off-campus boyfriends into our dorm and them not wearing a mask. masks. That's right. Mass are mandatory in the hallways, although not frequently enforced. This morning the RA emailed again saying that due to anonymous complaints they'd be enforcing the no off-campus guests rule by checking IDs of unfamiliar guests to make sure they were students from then on. Really This girl should be thanking me. If she was concerned about her boyfriend

seeing the vague outline of my tits in the dorm hallways, she no longer needs to worry. This one gets me fired. Yeah. I am not okay with women shaming other women. I, I, this made me so mad. Like, that is straight up, bullying and shaming. That's why we can't wear braz anymore. Okay?

Also I think there's a lot of deep rooted shame and judgment and insecurity from the other girl. Yes. Oh yeah. And she's doesn't know how to express it and there is some there's some issues between her and her boyfriend and some sort of mistrust insecurity and she's projecting it onto another woman. But hopefully she can learn and grow because that is... That's gonna cause her more pain in the future if she thinks that women just being themselves is affecting her relationship and causing problems in her relationship. You have to look at your own relationship. Yes. Get your man out of there. Look at your own relationship

with women and men and your own body and how you feel about other people's women. Women should be bringing other women up and like it's it's it's the woman's fault. It's it's it's the woman's fault. Yeah. Meanwhile he's over here like, like, hey don't fucking stare. lick and she's just like, hey, he can't help it. Sorry. She's like, babe, hey. Stop it! He's like, woo! He's like, woo! He can't help that he's a wolf from a Looney Tunes cartoon in the 40s. There's some comments. I'm also pretty petty. I have to tell you that before I got to the end. I was thin if if if if if if it it it it it it were were were the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was, I was, I was, the the th. the, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. He. He. He's, he. He. He. He. he. he. he. he. the, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the t. the the t. the t. the the t. the the the the the tod, the the the today, he's, he's, he's, he's, petty. I have to tell you that before I got to the end I was thinking if it were me I would walk down the hall in my bra but with no shirt. I mean hey it's wearing a bra which is technically what she asked for. The ope responded. Ha if I had the confidence I totally

would have. Someone else said I like how him looking at your tits somehow means you need to correct your behavior. That. That's. That's what they said. Someone else said nipples through a shirt. Next you'll tell us you regularly flash your ankles to nobility, you utter harlot. Okay that person's like I'm gonna have a fun joke with this. That's a very Reddit response right there. Yeah, insane. I like I, I thi thi thi thi thi, I thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. Someone, th. Nip, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi. someone thi. Someone, thi. Someone, someone thi. Someone, someone thi. Someone, someone thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone else thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone thi. Someone else thi. Someone thi. Someone. Yeah, insane. I like that. I like, I think she was justified to go even further with more revenge. But this was perfect. It's perfect. Perfect petty revenge.

What's hard is like they're in college and in college you're just really figuring yourself out. Yeah, man. But if that happened and she was in her 30s, thuke, that's been like, excuse me? Yeah. Oh yeah. She would have like, sure, no problem. And then just been topless. Oh yeah. I'm getting water in the cooler like, morning. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Like, but in college it's so hard. Our brains are molded and we're all insecure. We're all figuring it out. But I just, I hate when women get other women to gang up, and that's specifically making fun of her body, straight up. Do you remember when Florence Pugh went out in that dress and her nips were showing through and people were commenting about it? No. Yeah, they were like, just like being so harsh about her nips,

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It's like, what? She has boobs. It's, it's especially crazy when you think about the troops over the years of all the college stories of like, dude streaking and like whatever. And like, I feel like a dude, a dude, literally, I mean, because you hear stories, like a dude, naked and it's kind of like ha ha ha. Do you see what Dave did? He's such a legend and it's like he's not like it guys do get much more of a pass for that. And then a woman is literally

in in the comfort of her home technically. She's in the comfort of her home getting water from the bubler like, tee-di-di I can't want to stay hydrated. I'm a good person and it's like you slack. She's in the comfort of her home. Yeah, like her boyfriend shouldn't be there, like leave. Get a life! Yeah. Did you never bring your boyfriend to your college dorms? I didn't really go to college. But, um, yeah.

I went to my boyfriend's dorm and... Everyone had their boyfriends in their dorms. And none of them had a problem problem, to to Western Mass it was like nakey well let's move on okay this next one comes from malicious compliance so malicious compliance is in case you haven't heard it's when someone like demand something of you something sitty or like like gets on your case about something and you comply with it. To be mean.

Yeah. Like you're not supposed to do that. Okay, I'm not supposed to do that. Yeah, following the rules in a shitty way, but in a professional way. Um, manager tries to crack down on dress code. I respond by wearing yoga pants to work. Okay. So I'm a 34-year-old man. th-a-a-a-a-a-o-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm to-s. I'm to-s. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. I'm th-s. I'm the narede narede naredearedearede. I'm not thearedearede. I'm not. I'm not that-s. Okay. I I'm a 34-year-old man. And I used to work at a popular convenience store, really popular

with a cult-like following, chain years ago. I've always been a bit of a clown, but very good at following rules while doing so. After working there a few years and seeing managers come and go, we got a new woman who was just miserable and really wanted to flex her authority. Shortly after she started, she posted, the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniform, she the uniformed the uniformed, the uniformed, the uniformed, their their the, and I the, and I thi, and I thu, and I thui, and I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, was just miserable and really wanted to flex her authority. Shortly after she started, she posted the uniform portion of the handbook in the break room and started complaining about people's attire but clearly took the biggest issue with girls wearing yoga pants.

So me being the petty rule follower I combed through the policy and noticed some things in the wording. The rule stated that yoga pants are allowed as long as the ankles flared, and there was no gender designation for these articles. Q malicious compliance. I and a friend went to Walmart after work and bought me a couple pairs of flared yoga pants. Now mind you, I'm not a huge guy, but I am chubby and have a big beard.

I began wearing them almost every day I worked and especially if she was working. This infuriated her. I would regularly hear her protests and even saw her go to the AGM, Assistant General Manager and General Manager. Their response was always, I can't say anything, he's in dress code. This continued for a month tops before she requested a transfer. But what made it even more fun was trolling weird, pervert customers. They would stand at the deli area and g the the the the the the the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young the young transfer. But what made it even more fun was trolling weird, pervert customers. They would stand at the deli area and gawk at the young ladies working,

especially if they were bent over the hot food table. When I would notice this, I would sidle over beside them and give the boys two butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them. The level of disgust on their face is filled my heart with joy. So edit, so I'm new to this whole Reddit thing, and I didn't know how to edit for an update at first, but the outpouring of positivity and support has been wonderful. I do still own the yoga pants, so the possibility of picks does exist.

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It's like the school district was weird. I've never understood like people who freak out over what people are wearing I've never comprehended it especially to this degree like, you know, why is? why is any boss freaking out? Also, it's a convenience store, correct? Yeah. Let them wear yoga pants. Yeah. I don't get it. No one wants to wear jeans and a convenience store. I never walk into a convenience store and think about what the worker is wearing. No. You don't even see because usually they're behind a counter or something.

I just want to know where the bananas are. Yeah. You get bananas at convenience stores? Mmm. What's a convenience store? Like a 7-Eleven or a the-Waw? Yeah, sorry. You don't. Oh, I don't. No.

You get Gatorade. Gatorade? I'm like, where's the convenience store? the tall boys, and I need five of them. Where are the four locos and I need five of them? Give me a four logo. Also, like, I think, I think working in a convenience store, you can just wear whatever the F you want. Yeah. You're kind of like sitting behind the cast.

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protecting your co-workers, the over backwards to serve your customers. I hope you made employee of the month. That's the same Harlot. Yeah, that's the same guy. He's on a roll. He's scrolling. He's like, oh. Dale, you are killing it.

Yeah. Someone else said, a couple years ago I got challenged on wearing shorts. with any customers or vendors. I was told the dress code said pants are required. I asked about leggings and yoga pants as the girls in the office wear them daily. Yes, but those are pants. Q my wearing the most outrageously tight and poor taste yoga pants and leggings. I am a heavy man. This was not a good look. Manager in question took all of the week to okay my wearing shorts. It's so funny. What is wrong with wearing shorts, yoga yoga, yoga, what? I don't know, man. Some people just love... People get uncomfortable. I think some people love controlling other people is really... People love controlling. I also would really love to know what are flared yoga pants. I have them. Not the skinny ones. It's like the bell bottoms. They're gonna slidetried doing a downward dog with it on,

it, no, it's, I'll wear it for you. I'll wear it for you. Great, I cannot wait. I cannot wait. Did you guys ever have to deal with insane dress codes at any place you worked or anything? Yeah, like restaurants and bars. Very insane.

And then at one point we all needed to get no slip shoes. They're the ugliest shoes you've ever seen in your life. You're like, these are so ugly. Yeah. But then vans, vans actually make some really cool non-slip shoes and those were really cool. And then a new manager came in and was like, you can't wear vans. I was like, fight me! thigh, it would be, I me. Yeah. It would be, I mean, if you fell, that sucks for you. I've definitely, but wait, there was a server who was not wearing no slip shoes.

And I'm not going to name him, but maybe Kimmy remembers. He was walking, and he slid. And he had so much food, and it fell up in thethe air and then he slammed his head on the railing and was covered in blood. And he fucking died. He's covered in blood, no, he's alive and fine. He's covered in blood and like coming out with food and he was like, fuck this place.

Oh no! Do you know what I'm talking about? Before we move on, I want to point out this awesome sweatshirt I'm wearing. It's at Smosh.com now. You can get it, Overthink Everything. That's what I do about it. Yeah, it's what we all do all the time. What's great is this is embroidered. So this is really nice, it's a little star here too. Star wipe! Which I really like. And on the back, you got a nice, let's do this. Let's do this.

Let's overfitch compliance, let's do this. It's so cute. I love the Starwipe. It's really nice. It's nice, it's nice quality. It's very comfy. I love it. It's a nice, peach salmon. Salmon, yeah. Love this color. Fishing salmon in the Yemen. Yeah.

Moving on. Never touch your truck again. You got it, neighbor. Oh God. I posted this on the MI the asshole sub, but many people were saying it has been malicious compliance and posted here too. I am a 59 year old man and live in a major city in Ontario, Canada. I live in a small subdivision and have five neighbors total on my street. For the past few years, during the winter when we're getting a lot of snow or bad storms,

as I'm leaving for my overnight shift at around 8 to 9 p.m., I'll put my wife's windshield wipers up on her car and do a quick not if they're outside or something, but if it looks like they're in for the night. Many of them forget to do this, as many of them have children and it typically slips their mind, and their wipers will be frozen to their car in the morning. It's just something nice I like to do there will be nights where I'll forget to put my wife and my wife's up and in the morning one of the neighbors has done it for us. This is a typical Canadian behavior. Yeah, exactly.

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get the hell off my property and don't touch my shit again. The wife then came out and started yelling at me too. I apologized and started walking away. Some of my other neighbors heard the commotion, thoomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomom, to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. tho, the, to to to the, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th the, I, the the, the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to see what was happening. They tried explaining to him too that it's just something we do. Both of them weren't having it. Fast forward to this morning, I'm arriving home from my overnight shift and as I'm walking in I see the wife of this couple struggling outside to break the ice off the windshield wipers of the truck. Guess she was trying to try and takeo' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toease. I Imoomorrows. I'm. I'm. I'm. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toeckh. toeckh. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the car. She sees me and yells over, hey there, do you mind giving me a hand please? I looked over to her and yelled back, no sorry, thought I was never to toucest your shit again ma'am and walked back inside. She yelled back at me.

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But they didn't do that. I'm going to be thinking about this story for a while. Yeah, this is a fascinating one. This makes me really sad that like he had like a whole neighborly routine and neighbors do take care of you. You grew up in a snow here. I don't get like when you were first telling you the story I was like windshield wipers. What? What's going on? I grew up in Massachusetts. I grew up in Massachusetts winter it was below freezing. But the thing is I would never my mom or dad would never walk around and do people's windshields like everyone just did that themselves but the biggest thing for us is when the plow guy was going by if he liked you and knew the neighbor he would plow your driveway for you. That's nice. Otherwise my entire life growing up

was every daughter had to do two hours of shoveling. What? Two hours? Every night. Wait, wait. No. Two hours of shoveling every night. My mom would give us 10 bucks.

And it was just a part of my life. And then when I started driving, you'd have to wake up an hour before to shovel out your car, scrape. So what you do is you have a scraper, you scrape the top and then as you're warming up your car. So when you warm up your car, it actually warms up the frozen and then you scrape. No wonder everyone on the East Coast is so pissed off. We're so angry. We're so angry. Yeah. You're so mad when people like,take time off because we're like, what the fuck?

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Honestly, it creates character. Yeah. But you do have to leave the East Coast or else you become crumudgeon. We have some comments here. You reminded her, you reminded her of her and her husband's earlier yelling at you for trying to help and her response to that reminder is to call you an asshole instead of apologizing, admitting she really does need help. Yeah, these are not nice people. You're better off not having any kind of relationship with them. I I think that's that's, there's not enough information to go like, yeah, don't talk to these people ever again, but certainly based on that, they should mend things.

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pared my phone with it. I then played a super loud window-breaking sound effect and since there's absolutely no soundproofing here I could hear it through the wall along along with their. their. their. their. their. their, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, their, I, their, their, I'm, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, thea, thea, their, their, thea, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, could hear it through the wall along with their screams. I had to laugh in a pillow to not get caught. I hope that I'll be able to sleep because I can't stop thinking about it. It was really entertaining. Oh my God! So the comments are all people suggesting other things that they can play on their Bluetooth speaker. This isn't going to solve anything. No. Like, they're not, this isn't, like they're,

this isn't fixing the problem. They're going to continue to play loud music and stuff. Why didn't he just go and knock on their door? And be like. Yeah, they didn't establish that they've tried to ask. Dude, stop. You don't want to like prank like a like like like like like like like like like like like like like like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to prank like to like to like effects, like a fully grown grizzly bear is in their place. It sounds like a horror movie,

like the start of a horror movie, like it just goes all horribly wrong. So there was only one comment apparently in this thread that said, have you tried actually talking to them? I like that comment. I think, yeah. My only issue is like, don't do this until you've literally gone and asked. Because maybe they don't think it bothers anyone.

Maybe they don't think, I could see in an apartment setting being like, maybe we don't have neighbors on that side. Or like, depending, like, that can happen. I don't know. You have to let them know because my apartment building, it's like an old, like, kind of vintagey, I think it's from the 1920s. And I didn't know this, but my neighbor below me could hear everything. Like when my dog would run around, it sounded like a fucking tornado. So it's like, I didn't know until he told me.

He was like, oh my God. Right. And so I'm very aware, like, if I'm going to work out in the place, I'm not going to do it late at night. I see the thing is for me I'm someone who's not bothered by sounds coming from like neighbors or anything. I am so bothered by sounds. I'm not bothered whatsoever. I can sleep straight through it and sometimes it's actually comforting for me. Upper Canada College inspires boys from senior kindergarten to year 12 to find their passions and realize their potential. An IB World School, UCC offers a supportive environment, cutting-edge facilities,

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throwing this out the window with my left hand. And this was obviously a work truck. Really doubtful he'd care if he got a drink on the outside of his truck. But I put my faith in the most high and through that drink. He watched it fly through the air, totally nonplussed until it went right through his passenger window and exploded inside the truck. Luke Skywalker didn't feel as accomplished making that shot through the exhaust port as I did seeing an Arnold Palmer erupt all over his cloth seats. He immediately started searching his truck for

something else to throw and I floored it laughing as loudly as I could out my window. I just loved that it was biscuits. How many biscuits did this guy have? He wasted so many biscuits. Yeah, I would not waste biscuits on some asshole. He was giving him biscuits. I don't, I don't, I don't really like when people are, are aggressive on the road. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, it like causes murder.

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throwing biscuits is the human equivalent of a chimpanzee flinging its poo. Someone said, hey, free biscuits. And someone said, were the biscuits? Oh, so the biscuits decent? And the OPE said they were pretty stale, in my opinion. So they weren't good biscuits. Oh, so they ate it? That's a- Yeah, so they were like, hey, based on the, based on the, based on the,

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That's really sad. I was hoping that this story was going to be like a miracle on 31st Street story. Like it was just, I don't know what's wrong with me. They did be together. None of these movies match the thing. Okay, I was hoping that he was going to drive around and think about him and be like, you know what, I'm going to spend right, this is this might this might be an explanation for why this guy is alone. We don't know anything about this guy. So here's some comments. I had someone once claimed that they didn't get a 183 dollar bottle

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but please communicate something first. Like ask, like say, hey, you're doing this and I don't like that. Obviously when someone's throwing biscuits at your car on the freeway, there's not much chance to communicate. But in so many of these stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories say, hey, you're crossing a boundary, or hey, I don't like the service here. Don't assume that they know. And then if you get a, mm, then you can go for your revenge. Yeah, because you might send back a dish and the server's like, okay.

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going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Whereto know what I'm working on in there. What's he doing in there? Okay, here's the next one. This is malicious compliance again. Business class upgrade, if there is room, quotes. I used to work at a regional airline. The jet we used for our flight to the big city had six business class seats. The business class service was really good for a two-hour flight. It included a full bar service, a hot meal, warmed, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their, their theirk, their, theirc. theirc. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their full bar service, a hot meal, warmed bread basket, followed by a trolley with dessert and signature coffee, the good old days. One of our regular travelers was a local business owner who was just a slimy businessman. We're going to call him S.B. S.S.B. Slimy businessman. He had a reputation for making a lot of money from some pretty shady deals over the years. We would roll our eyes when we saw him coming to the check-in counter because he would always name drop and ask for special treatment.

He always used the business class check-in line even though he was usually an economy. He didn't have frequent flyer status, but he was buddies with one of the airline executives and always let us know this fact when he checked in that he was good friends with Vice President Karen. He would always ask for free upgrades, extra baggage, not charging a change fee, last minute discounts, etc. If he didn't get what he wanted, he immediately called VP Karen, who would usually then call us and approve whatever it was he wanted.

So one day, slimy businessman checks in for his flight to the big city, and of course name drops and asked for a free upgrade to business class because I'm friends with VP Karen and they, and they and they and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and the, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thri, thri, thri..eei..ei.ei. thri. thri. thri. thi, th am friends with VP Karen and they said it would be okay. He was traveling on a discounted ticket that was not eligible for upgrade for upgrade, which he didn't. I informed him that he was not eligible for any upgrade on this ticket and gave him his boarding pass and sent him on his way. Of course he flips open his cell phone and immediately calls VP Karen. Within two minutes, the phone at the check-in desk rings, and it's VP Karen authorizing me to override the policy

to upgrade Slimy Businessman to Business Class with no upgrade coupon required if there is room. The flight that day wasn't that busy, and only one person booked in business class, leaving five open seats. I was really irritated, but I begrudgingly put aimy businessman on the upgrade list anyway. He returned to the check-in counter and picked up his standby boarding card and gave me that smug, told you so look. But then what VP Karen said clicked with me, if there is room.

The next passenger I checked in was a super nice lady. Big smile, friendly, please and thank you. Oh, thank you so much for checking my bags to my connecting flight. That's so nice of you. I was taking my time and we were chatting a bit since it wasn't that busy. She was a teacher going on a trip to see her family and it was her first visit with them in over a year and was going to meet her new little nephew for the first time. She was overjoyed just to have today to receive a free upgrade to business class. She was shocked. I've never flown business class in my life.

This is so amazing. At that time, we were rarely questioned if we upgraded someone without a certificate. Over the next 20 minutes, I found excuses to upgrade four other passengers, one who worked for one of our top corporate accounts, one who was legitimately a frequent, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, to, and, and, toe, and, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, the, and, the the, and, the, the, the, the, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I was, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they.e, they.e, they.e, toe.e.e.s.e.e.e. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. they. toe remember the other reasons, but by the time I went to board the flight, I had to tell Slemy Businessman that I was sorry but business class was full and couldn't offer an upgrade today. The teacher I upgraded profusely thank me again when she boarded with the rest of the business class passengers. Little did she know that it really made my day also. There's an edit here. Thank you all for the votes and awards. I'm a long-time lurker, but first-time poster. There were no repercussions to my actions.

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tells people about the nice person who upgraded her to business class and how she had such wonderful experience. Someone else said, shame you guys didn't have an ethics hotline, and SVP, having frontline employees going against policy for their friends should not be taken lightly. This is kind of thing people get a warning over and then fired on a second offense. Okay. Why am I saying like I know? I'm like, yeah, I've worked on it again. Yeah, I know about that. I know about that.

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standby he got bumped to first class for a flight to Central Asia. I was back in coach. He had the gall to give me a shit-eating grin and say, see I told you it would be fine. Screw you Dave, also screw your homophobic macho attitude. I was the team was gay and thaged. And thaged. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I tho, I all, I all, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I was thi, I was the, I was the the the tho, I was the the tho, I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I was th, I was th. He, I was th. Hea, I was th. Hea, I was the, I was the, I was the, I was the, I was tean, I was tean, I was tean, I was teaugh, te, tea, tea, tean, the, the, the, the,am was gay and they all made fun of your idiotic prejudice. Yeah. I love that he was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna say the name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Screw you Dave! That story was a journey. Yeah, it was a journey like the flight. Yeah, that was very sweet. I once was on a flight to San Francisco for my birthday and on the way back H, my fiancee just, asked the lady very nicely. He was like, hey, it's her birthday, like, I know that there's not a lot of people in first class, if there's any way that we could, but no worries if not.

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My dad worked at an airline for a long time. And I never have understood people being mean to workers at airlines, because I'm like, for one, I'm like, what's going to happen? Like, is being a dick going to get you on the flight? No. It's going to get you kicked out. You're going to, you're making things worse. People are just crazy. Yeah, like, why do people think that they can treate they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they're thatatate thate they're thate thate that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, like. Why do people think that they can treat flight attendants so, so shitty?

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16 years ago. When I was about 20 years old, I was a department manager in a big box hardware store. People said I acted 25, but I didn't even look 18. As a young female, I saw my fair share of sexual discrimination, but the worst always came from women. This is the story of one such woman. I managed the paint department. I had three associates who worked for me. They loved me as a boss because I bought them a department radio, took the shifts they didn't want, worked Friday close and Saturday mid so my two younger guys could have time to have fun on Friday nights and the older gentleman took early Saturday morning so they could sleep off their fun. In trade I gave the older gentleman their fun. In trade I gave the older gentleman his ideal schedule. My team

was awesome. One day I was in the department alone and a lady came up and asked me where she could find the five-gallon oil-based primer. I let her know that my location didn't carry the five-gallon size of that primer. She told me that we did and said that it was shelved right there while suggesting I was too stupid to remember. Her husband gave me an apologetic look. I let her know that another location had what she was looking for and that it was in fact in the exact location in that store. She let me know how stupid she thought I was for thinking she could mix up stores. Then she began yelling and loudly insisting that I get a man out there

then she began yelling and loudly insist that I get a man out there to help her because she wanted someone competent and not a stupid little girl. Her husband actually tried to step in at that point, but I just smiled and let her know that a male paint associate would be clocking in any minute and that I would be happy to direct him to her as soon as he is on the clock. I smiled and waited for Joe to clock in. Joe is great, and I knew he could handle this, or I wouldn't have put him in this situation. But Joe was also new. He was learning things super quick, but still relied on the rest of us for help. When I saw Joe walking up,

I quickly said that there was a customer who needed help. I let him know that she was upset and asked that she to to to to to to the the their their to do their their her questions. Joe walked up to the lady. She said, finally, a man. She asked her question, explained where the product should be, and waited. Joe calmly let her know that he had never seen us carry five gallon size of oil-based primer, but said he could check with the paint department manager. She was happy and loudly said she was happy to be getting some real help. Joe walked up to me and to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. the, the the, tho, tho, the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th......... I, th. I, the, the, the, the, the, threate, threate, tole, tole, t tttttttole, ttttttttttttttto to tttoday, today, help. Joe walked up to me and started to ask me about the five gallon oil-based primers.

The lady quickly walked up and asked him what he was doing. He turned and said, this is my manager, she runs this department. The husband laughed out loud. The woman stormed off and I bought Joe lunch. And I bought Joe lunch. And I bought Joe lunch. And I bought Joe lunch. And I that I Yeah. She's writing a wholesome novel right now. Yeah. And I bought Joe lunch and we all live together in one home. And I married Joe. And I married Joe. That woman is a bitch. So annoying. Get over it. Go go to the other store and get that five gallon of oil primer. Yeah. And also the husband. Oh. Yeah. I can't believe he's tolerating that. Yeah. I can't believe he he's. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. I. Get. Get. I. Get. Get. I. Get. I. I. Get. Get. I. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. primer. Yeah. And also the husband, whooo, he is whipped. I can't, yeah, I can't believe he's tolerating that. Like, yeah, I'd be like.

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I said okay and went to get one of my male colleagues. I told him she had requested a man. The whole way through the sale, when she asked a question, he'd say, hang on, let me just check with the expert and come and chat with me for a moment. He knew very well what the answer was the answer was was was was was the answer was the answer was the answer was the answer was the answer me, but he was a golden soul. Someone else said, same thing always happened to me, this is a woman, working in the sporting goods department of a certain blue big store chain. My male coworkers recognized it and always had a fun time with it.

When they asked me to get a man to help them with a gun, my co-workers always made a point before responding to the customer even though they knew the answer to the question. I had some awesome co-workers that had my back and another person responded, I loved it when I was working and people refused my help because I'm a woman. I worked at GameStop. Oh no surprise, your customers were like, anytime they demand my store manager I would go get her with glee. She was a 50-plus-year-old woman who didn't even really play games, which meant that not only did they have to deal with a different woman, they were losing my 20-plus years of gaming experience.

That's awesome. Wow. I can't fathom asking a worker for a different worker. Like I would never be at a story and be like, could you get someone else? But it happens. I would never do that. All the time. And here's the thing is like,

I don't think that that older woman who wanted a man is 100% in fault. I think that she grew up back in the day where women were never asked help. So she's just like trained and conditioned to see that and she's conditioned to believe, but men know better. Right. Yeah. And so in a way, it's more of like a society fault. But I think it's like, I think educating these older generations of like, hey, it's okay.

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That was good. That was solid that was deserved. And I like the flight one. Flight one was great. A lot of people benefited from that. That was very wholesome, in a way. These were all great. What about you?

Man, I don't know. I think a part of me is going to hope that if road rage happens to me, that they give me free biscuits. Oh yeah, yeah. I'm, because I love biscuits, but I would hope they're not too stale. I would request fries. I would definitely. Oh, fries would be great. Oh, I'd want the whole pot-fies combo.

Yeah. Here's my take out. Well, thank you, Shane. Thank the the whole. I. I. Oh, the whole. Oh, the whole. Oh, the whole. Oh, the whole. Oh, the whole. Oh, the whole. Oh, the whole. I. Oh, the whole. I the whole. I the whole. I the whole. I the whole. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll the whole. I'll. I'll the the the the the whole. I'll the whole. I'll the whole. I'll the the the the the the the the thi-i-I. I thi-I. I thi-by. I thi-I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. you both for joining me today. Thank you Shane. Thank you, thank you, Olivia. Thank you. And thank you, Blanket, that I love putting my fingers through. Okay. And thank you all for watching. We'll definitely be back with more Reddit stories. Reddit keeps on giving. So we'll see you next time. Goodbye. Bye! Bye!