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Episode Date: April 20, 2024

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You're high and everyone can tell. We see you. As I said, it's 420, so we're doing, uh, we found a bunch of substance stories, which we've covered a lot of substance stories on, uh, on this show they tend to come up with with funny Reddit stories so you have a whole bunch of them now not all of them are weed apparently there's some other things what else is there what else you got I think alcohol I think alcohol probably probably maybe other things I don't know that's right all right all right let's fricking. Oh, dude. Hell yeah. Let's fraud. Here's our first story

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I planned for this to happen. I feel awful, like I've said a million times, but I really don't think I'm an assuble for this happening. I didn't do this on purpose. I have never needed to lock up my edibles before for the same reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason reason the same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same the same the same same the same the same the same the same I would never lock up a bottle of wine. When my sister called me in a panic, it wasn't like I thought, oh my god, I need to immediately childproof my home. But am I the asshole here? Do I really deserve what's happening now? We should exile her from society. Yeah. We should kill her.

I keep thinking about what it would have been like when I was nine to get that high. Yeah. Like your brain is already, you're kind of like, at least my memory, obviously your memories are skewed, but I'm like, I feel like when you're nine years old, you're just always high. Because like, life is just so fucking crazy when you're that age. You're experiencing everything for the first.

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It's just an accident. It's an accident. And the toddler sounds like they hand, or not even today. She's a child. She had a great time. She had a grilled cheese, she watched the movie. I look, took a nap. A grilled cheese with cut up hot dog in it.

That's such a shit. That's a college act. I also don't know like the effects of weed on children. I don't either. I mean, you know, she immediately called everyone she needed to call and be like, oh my god, what do I do about this situation? And it sounds like poison control was like just let her let her get some water, just let her just give her some water, just let her just let her trolls just let her. Just let her. Just let trolls some dude. Put on trolls. She'll have the time of our fucking life. Not trolls two, trolls one. Not trolls two. Maybe trolls world tour.

For them to go and just jump to this idea that she did it on purpose, and to be like, you're, you did it on purpose. You know, it's like, she clearly felt bad. Now there is this cool side story that I like to imagine of the woman being like, I'm gonna get you real high. And he's like, hell yeah, get that grill and she's ready. But that's clearly not what happened. It's unfortunately, look, it's unfortunately very funny.

What I'm picturing in my head of this kid with the book just yeah yeah I'm a cool just seeing just seeing Charlotte's web like coming down on them just like oh Abigail I'm gonna just like what is my grilled cheese right the verdict was not the asshole comments not the asshole it's your house you don't normally have kids right I don't to lock my stuff up either but I'm also adamant that people shouldn't go into my room. I think your sister needs to teach your kid not to eat random things in other people's houses. That's just a good lesson to teach all children.

That is a very important lesson. It's actually so true. Yeah, yeah, you're nine. you should not be going to someone else's room eating their candy. This kid's gonna assume for the rest of their life, like anything is edible. That's true. That's true. Maybe a good lesson. That's how the tide pod shit happened too. It's like stop eating tidepots.

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and got a bit loopy. My grandmother wasn't treated like a criminal checked on by my mom and grandma who called the non-emergency 911 line and the next day I was given a lecture about stealing and eating random foods that weren't mine. Your sister and parents think that for the one time you had your niece as a last-minute emergency you should have gone out and bought a safe or locks for kid for the kitchen cabinets. What logic is that? Yeah, that's crazy. And someone said a nine-year-old seeing unattended candy and wanting th. And the the th. And th. And the th. And th. And th. And the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I'm, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's th. I's th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I was thi. I'm thi., that's crazy. And someone said, a nine-year-old seeing unattended candy and wanting to eat it is called being a fucking nine-year-old, not being an asshole. Nine-year-olds are assholes for other reasons. Welcome to the stage, Brandy Beans. What are brandy beans? I've never heard of brandy beans before, but I need to get some. Yeah, I need to get some. I think banning the niece from seeing the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the the ant the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.......................................................................... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahthe ant is crazy. That is, it's psycho.

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I mean, there are bad people out there. But like, come on. Right. Okay, next story. Okay. Okay. won't allow me to consume any alcohol on said trip. Oh. Different vibe. That's an interesting one. Hmm.

My wife has decided that since she can't drink because she is pregnant, that I can't either. I plan to take my annual leave from work to take us and pay for a trip abroad. I asked my wife if the drinking rule would still be an effect, and she said, of course. I won't be paying for us the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to drink to drink their their to drink think. I to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink the drink. I. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I. I. I. I. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I'm the the the the toe. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. t. t. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm be paying for us to take this trip. More info. My wife and I both normally would smoke weed pretty often. My wife would smoke more than me mainly due to the fact that I work more hours and she works at a grocery store where she can happily go to work high, whereas I work in a job that I'd struggle to perform high.

We both would rarely drink maybe once or twice a tha once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once or theice a month. I like to think of the grocery store you're like trying to pick out Doritos and she's like, those ones are really good. I'm like, you're really good at your job and she's like, I know I can do it while I'm high. I'm like, okay. Since my wife got pregnant, I knew the weed thing would be big for her so I was more than happy to give up smoking. She since then also expected also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their the. I the. I the. I the the the the the the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the all drinking. I'm not even allowed to have one beer if we go for a meal. My job, in my opinion, is more stressful, but also pays more, so I pay the majority of our bills. After taking care of 90% of our bills, I've managed to save up and would like to take us on a holiday abroad to recharge after working my ass off without a holiday.

But not being able to enjoy a few drinks whilst on holiday, I feel kills the relaxation, and when it takes over a year to save up for this type of trip, I'd like to be able to enjoy it to the fullest. My wife has decided she will not budge, and if she can't drink, neither can I. So I've decided that I won't be paying for the things going on. There's a lot go. This is an interesting one. I can tell that he's a little butt hurt that he's paying for everything. Yeah. He's like, oh well if I'm paying for it and I can't do it, then we're not gonna, and also she's pregnant and usually when you're with your

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the proper place in time. It's the personal responsibility of the non-drinker to manage their response. I don't know you or your wife's relationship with alcohol, but the occasional beer or glass of wine with dinner is entirely reasonable for a normal person. Your wife sounds like she is unwilling to deal, and that's not on you. Telling you that you have to stay stone, cold, sober on vacation because she can't drink is like tellainthe. That's they are on a diet, it's Balderdash. That's 16,000 up votes. I definitely see that. Like, it's intense to be like, none, not one.

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but completely abstaining is also a ridiculous ask, 5,000 upfotes. I totally get that, because that's where I'm thinking of, I feel bad that you're not there, like, sure, like, one or two, but like not drunk or whatever. Someone said, no one's the asshole. I just don't get why you would throw away the trip abroad just because you can't drink. It really feels like a huge overreaction.

You're probably not going to get a chance to take a trip like this again for quite some time, so why not just enjoy it and learn to relax without substances. I also see that. Like, I forgot, I'm forgetting about that aspect of he's literally being like, well, we're not going to go on this big trip because I can't drink. It's like, damn, okay, like, was the trip not going to be fun? Yeah. didn't want to do it anyway. Yeah, it's, it's, someone replied to that saying, I agree, like, this is their last trip as a child-free couple. They will literally, they will literally never have this chance again for at least like 18 years because they will have to either take the kid along,

find care for the kid, be worried about the kid, et cetera. And he says they usually only drink once or twice a month anyway. Why is alcohol suddenly such a necessity that he's willing to give up this one last trip before the baby comes because his wife doesn't want him to drink. I don't get it. Alcohol is not a necessity for life, fun or relaxation. If you enjoy it, great. I enjoy a drink once and a while myself, but if it's such a big deal you cancel a trip abroad over it, that's weird. Them mentioning that it's like once or twice a month thing, I think there's just a power thing. Yeah. I think it's just a power dynamic, which is pretty rough.

Sucks. Sucks. It does suck. Yeah. Well, it's to talk to each other more. Just to come was that? James? Okay, next story. Am I the asshole for letting a girl believe regular brownies were weed brownies and letting

her make a fool of herself all night in front of our friends? Hmm. Pretty cool. I love it. So there's this girl in my friend group. She has a tendency to be kind of over the topop stretches the truth a lot. We all were hanging out over the weekend to celebrate another friend's birthday. Apparently a few people had the idea to give her pot brownies and see how she'd react. The catches that they had nothing in them at all else pretended to be high, and so did the girl, predictably.

I didn't participate in that part, but I also didn't tell her it was all a huge joke at her expense. At the end of the night, someone told her and called her out on always being fake. She got really upset and ended up leaving the party early by herself. I do feel bad for her, but I also also th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, the th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. sometimes because she's always trying too hard. Again, though, this wasn't my prank and I probably wouldn't have planned something like this myself, but it is what it is now. Am I the asshole? Well, they've done this experiment with alcohol too,

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Right. But I think your point also, really powerful, placebo effect, very real. I thought this story was going to be that just it was a general party and one person made the casual gender and then she was out there trying to do that. I'm like, okay, that's a little more harmless. But they, all of them gaming up on her is weird. Verdict was asshole. Comments, you're the asshole. There can be a placebo effect when people unknowingly drink non-alcoholic beer. I imagine something similar can happen when people are told they've ingested marijuana.

Even if she is over the top, an entire group of people came together to bully a girl. Like, that's it. She's insecure and her friends stood around mocking her. Bravo. Op. Oh, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, thoe, and her, tho, tho, tho, tho, and her. tho, tho, and her. tho, thi. thi. thi. thi. tho, and her, and her. tho, tho, tho, thoing. thoing. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. the the the thin. the the thin. the the the thin. I's thin. thin.. 20,000 up votes. O.P. commented, we don't dislike her, though. This is just one thing about her that bothers us. Like I said, not how I would have gone about it and yet probably was immature as hell. 900 down votes.

Someone said, to be fair, convincing someone that they are high could definitely be something you could do with your friends, but it would end in everyone laughing, not someone leaving upset if it was a genuine joke. And I'm also like, okay, if you actually don't dislike her, then why didn't you just fucking communicate to her? Like, just tell her. Like, hey, you don't have to fake it. Yeah. Yeah, they clearly don't like her. How old are all of you out of interest? O.P said said said said said said said said said, th th th to say, to say, to say, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to 18. Okay. And there we go. Yeah, it really, I remember as a teenager just weird the things that you like, that people would just let, like, make them not like someone.

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Okay, next story. This comes from Am I the Asshole and Best of Breditor Updates. Uh-oh. So you know it's going to be good. The original title was deleted. The original, original poster's boyfriend tries to bring his four children with them to a weed wedding. Okay. Don't bring children to a wedding. Especially a weed wedding.

Wait, flower girl. And ring bear. Don't bring children to a reception. But I'm like, is it weed, the flower? That's fun. That's fun. Oh, that's fun. Okay, sorry, continue.

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I understand her concerns of being replaced and assured her I'm not trying to take her place in any way. On to the situation. About three months ago, I received an invitation to the wedding of a friend. I was allotted A plus one and naturally invited my boyfriend. We discussed the theme of the wedding, cannabis wedding, transportation, open bar, and a few other details. I also discussed these plans with my BFFF, a-year-old woman, in case there was an emergency. She's my support system, as I am low contact with my family.

Fast forward to the big day. After spending months discussing plans, boyfriend shows up to pick me up for the wedding, with his four children in the back seats. I look at him with a confused look and ask him what's going on. Him. What do you mean? the kids in the car? Did you forget you were picking me up for the wedding today? Him. I didn't forget I just thought this would be a good family outing. At this point my mind is blown and I am frustrated. I ask him why he thought that seeing as how we discuss the plans. He said it's not a big deal they'll only be attending the ceremony. I inform him that my invite is for me and my plus one and not a plus five. And besides, nothing about this event is appropriate for children. He then says, okay, we can skip the wedding and just have a family day.

I told him absolutely not and that his bad decision making was not going to be my problem. Sent him on his way, called my BFF and two hours later we attended the beautiful ceremony. Hell yeah! Thank God. Boyfriend sees this on Snapchat and goes ballistic on me. How could I go without him? How could I replace him? How could I replace him? How his children felt rejected. How I should have skipped the wedding for a family day. I waited until he ran out of steam and calmly told him that he made these choices. he had plans and he chose to try and change them last minute. That his the the the the. He was, he was, he was, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was toe, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, toe, toe, and, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe. toe. too, toe. too, too, too, too, too, too, toe, toe, toe, toe. to try and change them last minute. That his changes were inappropriate and also not my problem. He called me an asshole and was refusing to speak to me until I apologize to him and his children.

He also wants an apology from my BFF for attending the wedding in his place. Wow. Okay. Some comments. How is he planning to have the kids at the ceremony only, although even this is too much if they weren't invited. Would he drive them back to their mother and return to the wedding? Did he have sitter plans? Because if not, he was either planning to sneak them into the reception too or planned beforehand without your consent for all of you to miss the reception.

Both of those are highly disrespectful. OPE responded, well, there was an edible minimum to get into the reception, so I don't think they would have been, there would have been any sneaking. Do you mean the requirement to get into the reception is that you, the guests have to eat cannabis edibles? Right. O.P. said yes, but all of the guests knew beforehand and everyone that was invited are THCC users. Okay. That's such a wild one. that's a wild one. thi. that's like if everyone was drinking, oh the th is such the thi, oh thi, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the the thi, oh, th is such thi, oh, the requirement, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the requirement thi, thi- thi- thi- thi- the requirement thi- the requirement thi- thi, thi, the requirement thi, the requirement is is is is thi, thi, thi- is is is is is is thi- is thi, thi- is the requirement, thi, the requirement, the requirement, the requirement, the requirement, the requirement, the requirement, the requirement, the requirement, the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their is the requirement is such is such is such is such is such is such is such is such is such is such is such is such is such is, if it's like, like, I guess. Everyone agrees to it, but that's a crazy one. I guess. It's like if everyone was drinking, it's like, you have to drink to come to the, that's I know, I'm like, a little, all right. I don't relate to it at all.

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and wished he had just talked to me. He told me itthat he was correct. It won't happen again, because this would be our last conversation. Four days of not speaking really spoke volumes, and the fact that he was too prideful to admit his faults didn't sit well with me. I also showed him the post and he got upset with me for sharing personal business with strangers. I told him it really didn't matter at this point, and he accused me of not considering his feelings. I took redidthis. I tooked, the the the the the the, the the, the the, the the, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tm, tmse, tmse, tm, tm, tm, their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, t, and, and, and, t, and, t, the fact, the fact, the fact, th, the fact, th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th. t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. And, tm. And, tm. And, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today I took Reddit's advice and just left. Didn't say goodbye, just walked out and blocked him once I got to my car. My brain started to hurt at the thought of continuing the conversation, let alone the relationship. Just wanted to let you all know that I handled it the way it needed to be handled. Thank you for the last two hours because I seriously

thought I was wrong for how I spoke to him in front of his children. Hope everyone enjoys the weekend. I'm going to sleep now because this situation has been plaguing me for a week and I'm tired. Hold on, girl. I didn't know all that should happen in front of his kids. Yeah, and also how did you speak to him in front of his children? I guess just... you were, you could left some things out, girlie. Just saying like, I don't know, just that conversation. Yeah, I wouldn't th. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know all that s s s. I don't know all that s. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't Yeah, I wouldn't have had it in front of the kids. Yeah. I think it's fair for her to leave entirely. Like, I don't know. He also could have not known how that, okay, so I went to a big wedding in Guatemala and they had never done an American-style wedding before and it was like really, it was really nice but it was like the groom's family family were all American and all the bride's family were Guatemalan All Americans were like on time like doing like the traditional like stand next to your groomsman And because and they had no idea what was going on they were like what are you doing and then most the people showed up after the ceremony for the reception But we're like with whole brigade of family, and they're like, the the th, th, th, the th, the th, the th, th, the the the th, the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their trimea. trimea. trimea. trimea. trimea. trim. trim. trim. their their know who these people are, but we're just meeting them now, meet

him, and it was like a completely different culture of wedding culture. So like it'd be interesting to hear what he's used to. It might be one of those situations where you show up with family, you show up with kids, and it's okay to do that, but they did talk about the cannabis of it all kind of mentioned in the minimum So now are you leaving early? Yeah, but I can get how it could and I totally understand the like Because I grew up where weddings did have a lot of kids At them like because I was a kid when I went to a lot of weddings and it was just like. That was just the vibe Yeah, the cannabis wedding thing is completely unique and just like it's a whole thing. Yeah, but she established that to thin? th, th, thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. thi the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. totea. tote of tote of tote of tote of tote of tote of tote of totally. totally. totally. totally. thing. But she established that to him and it just seems like it just went over his head. Yeah. But she sounds like she's breaking up with him not because of all of that, but because after she got upset with him,

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but this time would be different. I had a spore print sent to me and was off to the races. I had tried mushrooms once before, about 10 years prior, and the experience was rather enjoyable. I have had way too many bad experiences with LSD to ever think about trying it, and from what I remembered, the mushroom experience was much less chaotic and harsh for me than the majority of my acid trips had been. After following every tip I could gather, and about a month and a half of waiting, I have viable mushrooms drying in the food dehydrator. The whole journey from spore print to fruit, to fruit, to fruit, to fruit, to fruit, to fruit, the, the the food dehydrator. The whole journey from spore print to fruit was done for reasons I don't yet have a great grasp on. I was thinking at

the time that growing them would impart some spiritual meaning into my experience. It had been a long, long time since I had taken any illegal substance and I wanted to be special in some way. Growing them myself was an atte to provide that I guess. The night I took them I really really really really really really really really really really the the the the the them. their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. the the their. the the their. their. the the the the the the tooke. I the the tooked. I tooom. I tooom. to. tooom. tooom. tooom. toe. toe. toe. toe. their. their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I'm. I'm. I'm the the. I'm. I'm te. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. te. I'm. I'm. te. I'm. I'm te. I'm t myself was an attempt at providing that, I guess. The night I took them, I really wasn't planning on doing so. I was bored out of my wits and chatting with online friends. I told them I was going to eat my mushrooms but didn't know how much to eat without a scale. I took a few picks of my intended dose and posted them and immediately got advice that to cut that dose in half. So with my wife asleep, I the the the the their their their their their their. So, I I I I. So, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. So, their, th. So, th. So, I was th. So, I was th. th. I was told. I was told, I was told, I was told, I was told, I was told, I was told, I was to to to to to to th. I was, I was, I was. I was. I was. I was. I was, I was. I was th. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was tod. I was today, today, today, tote. I was today, today, tote. I was today, today, today, I was today, kitchen and made a concoction of purple slushy and powdered mushrooms and gulped it down. I came back up and told the chatters that the deal was done and that I was taking a shower and would be back once the fun started. In the shower, for about five minutes, when I felt a rush like my consciousness

was being pulled away from my body. I was fighting to keep it with me. It felt as though if I had let it fly away, I would have had a full out-of-body experience, but for some reason I felt compelled to hold on to it. I quickly turned off the water and looked down at my feet. They seemed miles away. That is when it hit me that the shrooms were kicking in. Out of the shower, I put on the same clothes I came in with, and headed upstairs. The shower, I was in, I was in, I was in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was the same, I was, I was the same, I was the same, I was the same, I was the same, I was the same, I was the same, I was the same, I was the same, I was the same, I was taphock tape, I was, I was tape, I was, I was t t togu.e, I was, I was, I was, I was, showers in the basement of the house and there is a door at the top of the stairs. Opening the door, the light from the kitchen blasted my eyes and I got a good gauge of how far along in the experience I was. I would see that the kitchen floor looked smooth and had a liquid-like texture. But before I could survey anymore, my black cat ran down into the basement. I didn't want to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the light, the the the the the light. I, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that, the the the the light, Ian, Ian, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the't want to forget about him down there and I never really thought that I could just leave the door open and shoo any members of our herd that wandered

down there after my trip. I trudged down the stairs after him and scooped him up and started back up the stairs. Halfway up, a brown blur flew down the stairs as another cat dove to the the baaute. I tossed the black one in the cat. I, the, toy. I, t. I, tod, t. I, t. I, t. I, t. I, t. I, the, tod, the, t, the, t. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tod, tod, toda, toda, toda, today, today, today, today,ured, toda,ured,ured, toda, today, today, today, today, the the the the the today, tossed the black one in the kitchen and went down after the brown one. While picking up the brown one, the black cat came back down to the steps again and I scooped him up too. Now I am carrying two cats up the stairs. At the top of the stairs, the door is wide open and I see our other three cats, had come down to investigate the commotion. As I made the to-upe, the the tha, ttau, ttau, the ttau, ttau, the cat, ttau, ttau, the ttau-o, ttau-o, ttau-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-c-cat, the ttau, the-o, the-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ttauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'-cat, ttau'-cat, ttau'at, ttauuuuuuuuuuuuu laughing hysterically. Let go of the cats in my arms and sat at the top step as I watched all the cats bounce down the stairs. They're like, yeah! Boom! We've done it, brother! I found the whole situation so funny. Here I am coming up hard

on mushrooms. I can feel the confusion building every second and now I have to figure out how how, figure out a way of getting all five cats out of the basement. By the time I'd collected myself and devised a plan, my face was hot and objects were starting to move. The time dilation had manifested and minutes were seeming to take longer and longer. My plan was to go down and capture one cat at a time and usher them up the stairs. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. the the the the their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm t t t t t t te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te up the stairs. Once I got to five, the task would be complete. I raced down and grabbed the first cat I came across. I ran up to the landing and tossed it, pretty forcefully, up the last three steps into the kitchen so it would get the point that I didn't want them down there. Back down I went and did to go. I was getting more confused by the minute and on the fourth cat I had forgotten how many cats I had previously ushered up the stairs, face palm. On my way back down I decided to count the cats down the stairs that would let me know how many were upstairs. Unfortunately the whole

time I had neglected one key detail in my full-proof plan. The door was still open. Just as I reached the basement floor the whole herd came stampeding down again. I am mentally exhausted because apparently, counting to five is impossible while on mushrooms. My mind is racing to come up with a solution to this impossible problem and never once did I think of just leaving them down there until they found something more entertaining to do, then drive me out of my fucking mind. The white flag was up. It was over. I needed the big gun. It was 2 or 3 a.m. And she had to get up and go to work in the morning, but I had no choice. I needed an adult. I have to wake my wife. She would make it all better. She will tame those damn Helleans and all will be fine. But it wasn't fine. I went upstairs to our room and woke her in the the gentlest way possible by jumping on the bed. to the today, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the th th th th th th th th th the the th tho-up. I, I, I the the the the the, I the, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I the the the the the the the the the the the to wake, I, I I I, I, I I I I I, I I I I I I I, I I I I I, I I t. I t. I t. I t. I tod toda, I toda, I toda, I toda, I today, I today, I today, I today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, I need, I need, I the the th today, I the took mushrooms! Five cats in the basement, I can only count to four! Not the way I had envisioned it going down in my head, but I was happy to get that much out without forgetting the reason I woke her up in the first place.

Sleepily, she marched down the stairs, and I led her to the kitchen where the basement door was still wide open. All I could do was stand at the door and point down the stairs. I think I may have whimpered a little too with my gesture. She was not amused. I thought I was finally going to get closure. She would get the cats from the basement and I would be saved, but no. My savior turned to torment her as she said the only words in the world that could crush me into an even more than to curl up in the corner and cry until I fell asleep. She had no clue how close I was to break down.

Tears welled up as I crossed the threshold of the basement door and descended again into my personal hell. I scooped up a kitty and carried it slowly up the stairs, setting it on the kitchen floor. One, my wife said said, that I voice like she was talking to a two-year-old. Back down I went and grabbed up up, grabbed up another bundle of joy and slinked up the stairs only to be shamed again by a long drawn out too. By the third cat, short audible poo-poo sounds were coming from me as I was almost to my, to the breaking point. My wife had begun to laugh at me and seemed to laugh harder each time I came up, even more beaten than before. When the last cat came up, I was greeted by a sighing five and a, now was that so hard from

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I think I can cross mushy's off the list of viable boredom relievers. I won't be doing them again anytime soon, that is for sure. Okay, well, that was the craziest thing I've ever read on this show. That was wild. Holy shit. What a good writer. Yeah. I did feel like I'm him right now. After reading that.

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be like, no bitch, I would say the same thing, I'd be like, you go get him. Yeah. See, yeah, what he should have done is just get treats out. That's what I thought too. But he's so high. He's not thinking. No, he's in his, and also food smells really weird when you're on shrums. Oh, you don't really want to eat. Especially meat. But he doesn't have to eat. Yeah, but you have to smell, you have to, you have to get the metal and you're... Oh, the cat, you're thinking of wet food. Yeah, wet food.

Oh, a dry food would have probably work. Even even just shaking like a the bag. Yeah, that's so true. Sounds like you just did too many mushrooms. You did way too many mushrooms. And you did mushrooms alone, which it's like, have someone there in case you have a bad time. Yeah. There was, but like, had to disrupt your wife who's asleep. Yeah. I loved her too.

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My wife and I have a six-year-old son, Alex. He's very smart and curious, and I encourage that by not sugar coding things. He asks questions, I give him answers. I can't stand when adults use baby talk or kid language. Anyway, today I was watching TV and downing a few beers. My son asked me if I could try some. I said no, he asked why. And I said, because beer is an adult drink.

He asked why. Now my wife and her family tasks thi. things like, that's daddy's juice or mommy's juice if it's wine. I think that's stupid. So I said, because beer makes you feel funny and then it makes you puke. My son doesn't like throwing up, so I figured this would turn him off. He asked why I drink beer if it makes you puke. I said, well, grown-ups drink beer because when you get older, life is really hard and sad. Beer makes you happy and makes you forget about your problems. Beer makes you stop thinking because you have so many bad thoughts. My son just kind of said, okay, and went away at that point.

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It's like, you didn't tell the truth. You told your truth. Yeah, buddy. I Yeah, don't tell the kid that life's going to get hard. Let him have the fun thing. Well, you know, life's really hard and, you know, you didn't want to be a father, but you ended up being one. Yeah. Like, I need a few beers. I'm just like, dude, Jesus. Beer makes me forget about you.

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But that's a good answer. If you have too much of it, it's bad for you. Well, it is also, it is especially bad for you when you're a little kid. It's the same with coffee. Like, I think my parents did a good job of explaining coffee to me when I was young. When they're just like, you can't have you you you you you you you you to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to't. Once you're fully grown it's not and I think I understood that.

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decisions, which is why it's for adults. 7,000 up votes on that. Yeah, I thought he was going to say, well, adults drink it because they stomach it better than kids and it makes them feel fuzzy, or they enjoy the taste of it. But telling them that adults need it to cope with life probably isn't the healthiest introduction to responsibly using alcohol. Yeah, this guy explained in a way of like, you need to stop drinking alcohol, man. Like if that's your explanation for it, you're admitting that you're dependent on it. Someone said, and

so you're implying that you need beer to fulfill a need that your son can't fill. Having a son and watching him grow could make you happy, but now he knows only beer will do that. O.P. responded, I like watching my son grow, but you're tripping if you think that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi. they. thi. thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their, their, their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th.tripping if you think that numbs my shit thoughts. Wait, hold on. Jesus, Rice. All right. I like watch, O.P. responded, I like watching my son grow, but you're tripping if you think that numbs my shit thoughts in the way alcohol does, L-O-L-L. Anyone who drinks alcohol is doing it for one of two reasons, to feel to feel, to feel, to feel, to feel, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, th, tho, tho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th, so, so, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, wo, wo, wo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, two reasons, to feel happy or not feel at all. 700 down votes, I'm like, funny. Yeah, Jesus, Jesus. Uh-oh. He's like, I hate the taste of this shit.

I ate it and do it to numb things. It's like, okay, buddy. Whoa. All right. Good luck to this child. Damn. God, fuck. Let's get back to weed story, am I right? Give me those shrooms again, bro. Holy crap. Holy crap. One alcohol story and we're like, bummer town.

Yeah, okay, buddy. All right, here's our final story. This comes from our trees and best of redder updates. Okay, trees being weed, yeah. Yeah. Got it. My granddad ate one of my weed brownies 10 minutes ago. I'm freaking out.

Do I call the ER? Will I go to jail? Oh, ah. Let's see. I'm visiting my grandparents for the whole week and I brought my brownies in my pen to their house to to to to their house to to their house to their house to their house to their house to their house to their house to their house to their house to their house to their to their house to their to their to their to to to to to brought my brownies in my pen to their house to last the week. I kept the brownies sealed in my bag, but I accidentally left the bag in the kitchen and I guess my granddad found it. I walked into the living room and there he is eating one of my brownies and sipping tea. I'm legit freaking. I'm legit freaking. I'm legit freaking out. their to thap. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I'm the the the the thine. I's. I'm the thine. thine. the the thine. thine. thine. the the the. the the the the the the the the the brown. the brown. the the the browniea' is is the browneeasease the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the brown. the thine. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. tapea. tapea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. I's is skyrocketing. Do I just tell my granddad that it's weed and take it the hard way? Is it safe for older people to eat a brownie?

Edit. Right now, it's 35 minutes since he ate it, and it hasn't hit yet. I'm still on the verge of whether or not to tell him, but I don't think you guys understand the trouble I would be in the trouble the trouble the trouble trububububububub. over here in Denmark. I will provide updates but right now I need to calm down and figure out a solution. Oh man. Just let him just let him write it out. Just let him write it out. He's probably gonna be like wow I feel a lot less joint pain. Yeah. Yeah she's gonna be jumping around. Yeah. Unless he like freaks out I guess. And then he's like oh I gotta go to the hospital. Yeah it's like no. But you get you're gonna get to get to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the to to to the to the the to to the to the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. they. try. they. try. try. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the oh I gotta go to the hospital. Yeah, it's like, no. But you're gonna get to the hospital and what are they gonna do? Right, what are they gonna do? Right, that's why that's why they're gonna pump your stomach? Yeah. Oh that's true too. Yeah, it's in Denmar. Comments, it's safe. Hell, old people oftentimes are the biggest. Yeah, old people. th. they. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're going. they're going. they're going they're going they're going they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. they're. th. they're going. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to th. to they're going. they're going. they're going going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they'reell him though, he's in zero physical danger, so going to the ER would be pointless. Problems would be best off just trying to get to sleep

before it hits. Take a bed a drill or something. O.P. said, O.P. commented separately, weed is illegal here and my grandparents would freak out if they found out its weed. Not to talk about the world of trouble I would be in. Someone said you'll be in so much in so. the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, to, the world, the world, the world, to, the world, to, to, to be in, to be in, to to to be, try, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. tryi. try. tryi. tryi. try and try and try and try and try and try and tryi, try if he thinks he needs the damn hospital. I know you're going to get in trouble, but you've got to bite the bullet and tell him that he's going to be okay, but he ate one of your brownies and he needs to prepare for a head rush and probably sleep. It'll be kind of like being drunk or something, but it won't be but it'll be awesome. It'll be awesome probably. Grandpa, it's about to be fucking sick. It's about to be rat as hell right now, Grandpa. Get your walker, get your skateboard. You're going right now. Grandpa, put on a hat, turn it around, because you're about to free the crow. And I understand that you're a grown-ass man, but we don't go into other people's things and

eat them. Didn't we teach the nine-year-old child that? I know, but the grandpa wasn't right. Some people are not teaching these lessons. Well, well, well. Wow. You would hope he would have learned it after how ever old he is. their update. Oh my god, oh my god, he's dead. Yes. Three hours later, my grandpa fucking died.

He's 20 years younger. He's aging backwards. It's working. This is the Benjamin Button strain. Three hours later, let me try to wrap my head around what has happened. First of all, I took your guys advice and told him. And also, thank you guys. I wouldn't have had the balls to tell him if it wasn't for some of the comments. I also am aware that I'm an irresponsible idiot, don't worry. Him and my grandma were sitting

watching TV 45-ish minutes after he ate the brownie, and I asked to talk to eating my brownie. Not at all, why are you asking? He said in a confused tone. I basically told him straight up that my friend from school made marijuana brownies and gave some to me, but I was going to throw them out. He didn't believe me for one second. He quickly put two and two together and realized that it can take a while for it to hit him, but it isn't dangerous and it's probably best if he goes to sleep, and to please not tell grandma or anyone else for that matter. What happened next is such a mind fuck.

I knew my grandpa was an artist and a painter, and I guess an old hippie, but I didn't expect him to tell me that he has smoked weed plenty of times he would hide from my grandma to go smoke and how it helped him with his art. He told me that he used weed to expand his consciousness for his art projects and for his paintings. He told me that I was a little shit for leaving the brownies out like that, but he was smiling the entire time and I felt like he kind of liked that I was getting into weed for some reason. We sat down and talked about everything for 30 minutes, and when my grandma came in the room, we would both shush her away. I really felt like I connected with my grandpa during this convo. Now I don't know if it's because he was already high,

but he told me he couldn't feel a thing. He told me and my grandma to not disturb him while he goes working on his speaker. Yes! He is lighting up his cigars and when I peaked my head in there, he was closing his eyes and really feeling the music. I think my grandma thinks he has been drinking a little and told me to give him his space. I will update later tonight to let you guys know how things are progressing. This is so cute. That's awesome. Final update. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.

He's dead. He fucking died, dude. Final update for you guys. I appreciate all the comments from the good wholesome ones to the bad ones calling me a piece of shit. I deserve it and I own up to my mistakes. I was lucky this time. Anyways, my granddad basically just chilled in his office and I brought him water to make sure he was good. His eyes were absolutely blazed and he had a big smile on his face. I haven't seen him light up like that in my entire life. He seemed thankful for the experience.

Anyways, I left him alone and he joined us at dinner. He handled it pretty well. He was talking about their cr-drakeli, My grandma definitely thinks he's drunk, but she hasn't said much. It's after dinner now, and we are just chilling together, me and my granddad. We are talking about life and spirituality and weed. Lots of weed talk. He wants to know all my high stories and we are laughing away. He is still baked out of his mind, but I must say he is taking it well. These are hash brownies. They hit like a horse. I can definitely say that it's been one of the my weirdest days so far. What started in pure paranoia is now ending in what I would say is almost too

good to be true. My granddad knows I smoke and is cool with it. I became so much closer to him and it's like we are buddies now. My grandma is confused about how we suddenly are bonding so well. Maybe she needs a brownie. I will be here until Saturday and I'm already fantasizing about smoking a joint with my old man. But for now, let's have him ride this out first. I wouldn't have handled this the way I did without your comments. Reddit, you saved me today, legends. Wow. Yay. Oh, a happy story. And one comment, this must be the most wholesome story I've read this year. Yeah, pretty solid. That's the best outcome of that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Let's. th. Let's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. the. the th. the th. th. Let th. Let's the th. th. Let's the th. the the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to the the the the the. Let's. Yep. Yeah, pretty solid. That's the best outcome of that one. The best one. Yeah, I'm sad that the it's like the grandma's not in on. Yeah. That's kind of sad that it's like she probably wouldn't care. Like just that it's like it's just like sad. I'm you're keeping it from her. Yeah, she can't party.

She can't hang. She can't hang. Grammy can't hang. Wow, good job for them. Look, good, yay. There you go. That was a yay. That was a good one.

Man. Wow. Who was the highest out of the song? The mushroom guy. Mushroom guy was unbelievable. Those cats had it out for him though. Oh, those cats knew what was going on. Yeah. What if he woke up and he's like, I and I remember it, I don't have cats. Oh my god.

And the wife is just like one, two, two, three. Oh man. Well, this was fun. this is great. It's, thaaa, thiiiiii, this was fun. This is great. It's a great time. Yeah. There's so many plants all around us. I know, all these real plants.

Am I real? Chance of a horse root. Thanks for watching culinary crimes. Um, no, thank you guys for being here. Hey, happy 420 for those who recognize it. I hope you're having a good time watching this. I think a lot of people watch this in the morning, so. Oh, I guess if you wake and bake. Yeah, it's 420, baby. Yeah, do it.

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