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Episode Date: July 6, 2024

Some of the WORST people on Reddit are revealed. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to http://RocketMoney.com/PITREDDIT 0:00 Intro 1:02 I think my wife is flirting with the mailman https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1c915cv/i_think_my_wife_is_flirting_with_the_mailman_and/ 9:05 My brother skipped his own wedding reception https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1by90aw/my_brother_skipped_his_own_wedding_reception/ 21:45 AITA for not defending my group project partner https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1bluwvf/aita_for_not_helping_to_defend_my_group_project/ 30:32 I called her psychotic over KFC https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/12535ud/aita_for_calling_her_psychotic_over_kfc/ 39:45 My fwb doesn't want to hook up anymore https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1ccy8no/my_fwb_no_longer_wants_to_have_sex_with_me_but/ 47:35 My gf has been cheating on me https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1bz19ui/my_22m_gf_32f_has_been_cheating_on_me_how_do_i/ 52:44 I hate how mean my wife is https://www.rareddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/13p45rr/i_hate_how_mean_my_wife_is/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby, Natalie Lewis Prop Master: Luke Brau Prop Assistant: Adam Mustafa Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann, Macy Armstrong Videographer: James Hull Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Long the worst. Yeah! Am I the Devil? These are some really, really, really crazy. Now this isn't even like, just a refresher. There's Am I the the the Devil? Am I the Devil? People repost it onto there because they're like, this one's really bad.

Yeah. So let's get into it. Our first story was originally on Am I Overreacting, which I've been seeing a lot of stories from, and was reposted onto Am I the Devil? Here we go. I think my wife is flirting with the mailman and have proof. She claims she is not and now won't talk to me. This is from like, this is from like 50s.

Yeah, I was like people still have mailmen? Yeah, and my wife is flirting with them? All right. My wife and I are in our 30s. We have been married for two years. When we got married, we moved into a nice small house in the suburbs. Last summer, we got a new mailman who is objectively attractive. Not going into detail, but he looks good. I love that. Towards the end of summer, I noticed my wife was almost always outside around the time he would bring the mail. I actually started tracking when she would go out on a spreadsheet.

She averaged going out 20 minutes before the mail would get here. Obviously, some variation as the mail didn't come at the exact time each day, but it was weird. She would work on our front patio and then have a short conversation with the mailman. Then in about seven minutes, on average, she would come back in the to the to'n. then, she would come back inside, the thinn't the time, she would have a tank top on, then put a shirt over when she came back inside. I didn't say anything as fall and winter came, and we live in a cold climate, and so she stopped going out.

Once in a while she would go say hi, but not like in the summer. She also gave him a very nice tip for Christmas, $250. I had forgotten about all this until it started getting warmer out with spring. I I't do another summer of this, so I decided to talk to her. Last night, I sat her down and showed her all the information from last year. I explained that I didn't feel comfortable with how much attention she gave the mailman, and asked if she could not do it this summer. She didn't understand or maybe didn't understand the numbers. She got very upset and started yelling that she didn't do anything wrong and just happened to be out there while he was there. I tried to show

her the numbers again, but she got upset and slammed the computer lid on my finger. At that point I got upset and walked out and went for a walk. When I got back home she was gone and wouldn't answer her phone. She finally came home but wouldn't talk to me. to me. thrown't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. I the number. I'm the number. the number. the number. I the number. I the number. I the number. I the numbers the numbers. I the numbers the numbers. I the number the number. I the number. I the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuu. the the the the the number. the the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the the the on the couch and I honestly didn't get any sleep. It's been a very weird day as she is only talking to me when absolutely needed. Otherwise she is distant and won't talk to me. Am I overreacting or is this normal for women to talk with the male man? Uh, what? Uh, what? Bro, you made a spreadsheet of the time's your wife was leaving the house?

Yeah, I'm getting- He's clocking her and timing her when she leaves the house instead of talking to her? Yeah, he never talked to her from what we're gathering. He never talked to her for a whole year, but decided to make a spreadsheet with when she's going out, he didn't speak to her about that she, that, that, that, that, the, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, thi, thi, the, thi, the, to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the, to to to to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, thi, too, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomoooombs, too, too, too for a year. No, no, he didn't talk to her about the times that she's okay about this. So he's concerned, he's concerned that she goes outside to talk to the mailman for roughly seven minutes. Yes. That she's just outside at that time working on the patio, whatever, that she takes off her shirt and she's just to take off her the the the the the the ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. to talk about to talk about to talk about to to to to to thi. He's hea. He's hea. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's ti. He's tip. He's concerned. He's concerned. He's concerned. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. toe's concerned. toe's concerned about about about. ta's concerned about about. toe's concerned. he's concerned. he's concerned. He's concerned. He's how much time she's out there. So I don't know what the fuck he's doing.

It's also she's allowed to talk to people. Yeah, and it's like this nice thing every day. It's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I get to talk to, and he decided that he was objectively attractive, right? Yes, he said he's objectively attractive. Wow. She doesn't even gotalking to this mailman. So I don't know what he's afraid of. He also said, the post is, oh, I think my wife is flirting with the mailman and have proof. Well, I mean, you don't know if he's flirting.

The mailman, if you're not outside listening to what they're actually saying. I misunderstood. That's crazy. This is crazy. I honestly this happened to me once I was working a job right out of UCLA and I was like like an assistant and there was another woman in the office and our boss she was like there was like two assistants me and her I was very short-winded and then our boss came up to me and she goes Kristy who's the other assistant she goes she's always late and I have an Excel sheet of how, of every single day she's late. If you can update that for me when she's late, I was like, why don't not just talk to her?

Yeah, what? And this sheet was huge. No, logging someone's, logging your partner's behavior is wild. It's weird. It's also you get in these rhythms of times of like when you go outside and blah blah blah and it's like if if your times line up it sounds like it's daytime it's the middle the day yeah yeah two or three o'clock when the mail comes. Yeah. She's changing it's like this. It's hot she's going outside. How are you? Putting a shirt? Yeah. But I don't know and like leaving a tip. I'm a the the the the tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. times. times. times. times. times. times. times. times. times. t. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. It's I know people do tip mailman. That one's weird. I think people do though, I think, and especially if it's in a place, especially if it's at the holidays, I've heard tip your mailman.

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that it bothered him? Well I think the logging is weird no matter what. You don't need to log it because you're already clocking it. Yeah. Like you can talk to if you're if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if you you. If you you you. If you you have you have you have you you. you have you have you. you have you. you have you have you. you. you have you. you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have to have to have to have to have to have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the.. Yeah. Like you can talk to if you're if you're like hey I've noticed that for this past month you've been doing this thing. Yeah that's fine but logging it and being like yes I've written down the numbers and the minutes and it's not even an absurd amount of time it's like yeah you're outside for like five minutes it's like okay so nothing is. you keep happening. You keep happening. Let's look at the comments here. Pretty sure that if she actually had a thing with flirting with the mailman, she wouldn't stay inside half the year because it's cold outside. Also, as it tends to be hot outside in the summer,

tank top makes sense. People tend to run AC inside so it makes sense to put on another layer. Dude, it's not like she's going outside, My wife has a friendly relationship with the mailman and wears tank tops outside in the summer. Instead of speaking with her directly about behavior that made you uncomfortable, you waited a whole year and made a creepy spreadsheet about it to confront her? Yeah, I'd be upset too. Someone said, my partner used to be like that. We would be debating slash trying to resolve a conflict and then she would bring something up for months to years prior. We are better now about keeping our communication focused. I'm not perfect either to be sure. Communicate, communicate, then over-communicate.

Little update. People are asking for an update. Woke up this morning and she is still pissed. I guess I'll just give her more time. Many of you really aren't understanding the spreadsheet. I used it to show that she went out right around the time the mailman got. No, we understand, bro. It was a way to graph averages and show consistency. I may have been wrong about the tank top. I do realize that she may have taken off her top because it's hot outside. Um, yeah, ooh, that's a lot.

I just, to be in a relationship where you're being like, like, to be in a relationship where you're being like perceived on that level and analyzed, and to be using it and not to be like, okay, I understand that what I'm doing is a little extreme. It's, that's, the- It's using someone's time as a weapon against them. Yeah, yeah, just talk to them. All right, moving on. Oof. Crazy, we spent five minutes and 20 seconds on that, Shane. You know, you can, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to to be to be to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr. thr. throooooooooooooooomk. thi. thi. thi. that that that that that that that that that, Shane. You know, you can, yeah, I tried. This next story comes from True Off My Chest, so we got a confession here and ended up on Am I the Devil? Oh no! That's the worst case scenario for a confession.

My brother skipped his own wedding reception. Okay. Because the game was on? Dude, that's fucking sick, dude. Can't miss a game. That's fucking game. What team do you like the? Broncos?

But I got married in the offseason. Ah, sick. That's so dumb. And I made sure of it And I made sure of it. I made sure of it. No, guys, I'm just fucking. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just, I'm just silly. All right.

All right. Read the day. the day, I'm just silly. All right. Read the day, I'm sorry. My brother skipped his own wedding reception. My brother got married yesterday, but he and his wife skipped their own reception. Okay.

And the wife? Oh. No one even knew they were going to do it except for one of their friends, so it was a complete surprise and really embarrassing to be honest. At first no one knew. They decided to get married locally, which was because I'm sure most of you would agree that having to travel somewhere else for a wedding is a pain. This is what was supposed to happen. After the wedding, my brother and his wife were supposed to be introduced to everyone in the reception hall. The guests would chat, their guest would chat and drink for an hour before their food. theur-o. their. their. their. their. their. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. the. the. thea. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And the. And the. And the. And the. And t. And t. And t. And t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, tthe. And, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthe the thea. the the would get served and the reception would start. What actually happened? Their friend who was supposed to introduce them instead told everyone that my brother

and his wife had left for their honeymoon and thanked everyone for attending and then the food started getting served right away. The photographer had been sent home. Apparently my brother and his wife did their photo skipping the reception. Some of their friends and his wife's dad and his wife, but no one else, including anyone from my family. Obviously we were embarrassed. My parents were angry and they talked to the friend because my brother and his wife weren't answering. Their honeymoon was supposed to be in a few months.

Apparently they canceled it two weeks ago and switched to a different honeymoon. They were already on their way to Bristol to the airport and had left their mobile phones with their friend. He had them when my parents talked to him. Apparently the whole reason for this is that my other brother's girlfriend is pregnant and they were going to announce it and that they want to get married at the reception. Only my parents had known. Wait, wait, wait. Say that again? Apparently the whole reason for why th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. the the th. thi, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their, their, their, their their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the. the. theat th. th. th. the. the. the. thea their thea their thea the. their Apparently the whole reason for why they skipped their reception is that my other brother's girlfriend is pregnant and they were going to announce it at the reception and they were also going to announce that they were going to get married soon.

Only my parents had known. So they said, fuck you and left. So they skipped the reception because they found out their brother. The groom, the, the groom, the groom, the groom, the groom, the groom, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, their, their, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the reception because they found out their brother, the groom found out his brother was about to announce his own wedding and pregnancy at their reception. They were going to use their reception to announce. He can't understand a person that would do. Here's what I would have done. I would have been like, and my wedding speech, before they even do anything,

I'd be like, and we have a special announcement. My brother's also getting married. You take the announcement. Well, if you know it's happening, if you know they're gonna take it from you and you're scared that they're gonna, like that's what you're afraid of. Take it into your own hands. It's, it. It's, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the. the the. the the the the thea. the the the the the thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. to announce their marriage at your wedding if that's where they want to announce it. That's wild. I let me finish the story but I oh sorry I see that's crazy yeah because it's it's a wedding is all of the people that you love in

your life at the same place at the same time there are so few times that that ever happens right and now they don't get that so only my parents had known I didn't even know I don't know how my brother who is getting married found out someone I don't know who told my aunt and uncle about it and they started spreading it around to the other guests as aunt and uncles do which upset my parents and my brother and his girlfriend I know my brother and his wife don't want to be parents themselves but this seems extreme over over over over to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi the theeeeee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theeeee. thee. the. the. the. the. th't want to be parents themselves, but this seems extreme over a pregnancy. Further, I don't understand why they would skip something that they paid for like this.

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But this family just sounds messy. Yeah. I don't know for any Vanderpump girlies who watch, but someone in the show tries to announce their engagement during an engagement party. And they're like, what are you doing? And it's just, it's just, it's just, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, to, they, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, it, to, to, to, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. It's just, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, there's so, we have, there's so many. People let them get to you too much, I'm just like, just let them have it. They look dumb now. Like, it doesn't look cute.

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I get it. Because the O.P. does not acknowledge at all that it was necessarily wrong. Like, they just casually mentioned, like, apparently my other brother was going to announce this and whatever. But there's still, the whole family is very focused on the people who skipped the receptioner in the wrong. It's like, the whole family is very focused on the people who skipped the receptioner in the wrong. It's like, ooh, what a spiteful. It's all, it's all messy. It's all a little messy.

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on a project for most of the semester. We had decided to organize the project in a way that she would do core parts and I would do plug-in modules that depend on her core. However, since she did her parts in a convoluted way, it was hard for me to understand it, and when I couldn't get it the to get it to get it the work it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it the to work it, to work it, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, the to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, the the the to work, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the project, the project, the project, to, the project, the project, the project, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, and, and, too, too, is.e, is.e, is.e.e.e. too, is. too, is. too, is. too, is.e, is.e, too, too, too, too, is. get it to work, she had to do them as well. We got into an argument and she claimed it wasn't convoluted. I then paid a tutor who advised me and said he could help, but that the project would be easier to do in Rust compared to C++. Just so C-plus and Rust are two different types of programming languages, so they're basically being like, we've written it in a certain way, and let's write it in a different way. She agreed to redo the project in Rust

if I converted everything we had so far myself, and she'd help out with the last part. We got permission from the professor to do it in Rust instead. The tutor then helped me convert her code to Rust, and which counted as my part. However, when it finally came to doing the last part. She said she had no time to work with me on it, as she didn't know Rust well enough, and had some ballet competition the weekend of the deadline. Oh. She offered to finish it in the C++ version, but I told her it is okay. I then got it done with the help of the tutor and submitted the project. Since the rust code was all written by me in the statement of contribution, I had to state that I did, I, code and she contributed to the design process and report.

However, the professor took that as her not contributing as only the code is actually graded and decided to give her a zero on the project which would lead to her failing the class as it is 70% of the grade. She now wants me to come talk to the professor and is upset at me for refusing. The way I see it, it is not really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really the thi. thi. that it. thi. thi. that it, thi. that way I see it. It is not really my problem, and I don't want to face any trouble. And she did already tell the professor that she had done the older C++ code. We didn't submit.

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better in Spanish, so I'm going to translate everything to Spanish. Oh, yeah. You can say. You didn't actually write anything because all of the Spanish work I wrote. That's so kind of fair because just because they translated it, she wrote, the yeah a different line this and also instead of asking her for help he hired a tutor to help him no yeah like you were already on the project I don't know you had a partner I don't understand I don't understand how that's allowed either way what makes this guy the asshole is that at the end he's like oh it's none of my business I'm not like, no, man, it actually is a 100% part of your business. This person is going to fail this class, even though they did contribute a lot of work. You can't be apathetic now that you made all the decisions that have to hurt the

work into this. And just because it was in a different code. That's awesome. I was awesome. Thanks. Some comments. You're the asshole. Say the situation was flipped and she couldn't understand your code, yet you did the work you were supposed to. Would it be fair to be failed because your partner couldn't understand you? No it would not. She is not asking you to donate a kidney just to clarify. You sound selfish. 21,000 up votes. Someone else said, she needs you to clarify the situation and confirm that she did work on the project. You used her ideas and work, made the tutor do your work, and then you took the credit. the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they.e, they.e, they.e, they.e, they.e, sooooooo, tode.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.20, soo.20, they. 20, they. 20, they. 20, the credit. You're the asshole. That's right. When I read your comments, I get the feeling that you still do not get what you did wrong.

This is quite alarming. OP responded saying, I'm not talking about the tutor, as it isn't allowed. The loads of people do it. The rest I could do. Then someone said, So you said, He cheated, he cheated, and... I don't know. And so he didn't even tell his partner about the tutor, I think. No.

I don't know, a man taking credit for a woman's work? Hmm, sounds like Reddit. P. Phoss. Just trying to keep up. Sounds like Reddit. Finally, we have someone saying, you're the asshole. I'm a software engineer with 10 plus years experience

and even ignoring the academic dishonesty. Really, hiring a tutor to write the code for you, you're going to have a tough time when you get out of school. You couldn't understand the code, even with the source. You declare it convoluted with no talk of refactoring. You rewrite the entire project in a language your teamamamamam with, you then take credit for all the work because you rewrote it. This is such a red flag for your future because writing the code is really only a small part of the work and your failure to understand that does not bode well.

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how shit this guy is. In my very minuscule grasp of it, I know he's an actual. I'm like trying to think of it in like music, like someone's singing in time signature and it's just like, doesn't work. It's just when you work on a team and I think creatively, I this where like when you're writing something or performing something and someone's like I don't work that way creative. It's like well, okay, but you want everyone to adjust to you as opposed to it's not fair. Asshole. All right, here we go.

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to decide what we are eating for dinner. This year he wanted KFC. It's always a good start. It's my stepson Christopher's 11thth birthday today, and every year on his birthday, he gets to decide what we are eating for dinner. This year, he wanted KFC. He is at the after-school program until 5.30. My wife already went and got the food and had skipped out of the room to start decorating the family room for his party. He invited over like six of his friends,

so my wife spent thethe food and managed to wolf at least half of it down. I was in a panic because of the chicken bones, but my wife was absolutely furious and told me to get my fucking mutt out of her house. Whoa! She had to call a day in advance to get this food, and now her son's party was ruined, as well as well as her being out of money becauseto the vet to be seen. When I was there, she sent me this text. Do not even dare bring that fucking animal back to my house. I never wanted that dog here, and you force me into an environment where I'm now terrorized daily by your unruly, untrained fucking mutt. Your failure to train that fucking animal has left this family miserable.

You try bringing that dog back back back back back back back back back back back I will be taking back the money you now owe me from my share of our combined finances. My only response was telling her she's being psychotic over KFC and she had better not toucest my money because I'm not paying for that. She never responded, however my buddy is saying I'm definitely asshole, because my wife has been vocal since day one that she doesn't want the dog in her house. Oh, shit. And has been asking me to rehome the dog since I got her. Am I the asshole? In the parenthesis, my dog is an emotional support animal,

and she's fine, by the way. But my wife thinks my excuse of her being an emotional support animal doesn't mean shit to her because she's convinced I didn't say I needed one until well after she said she didn't want a dog here. Yeah. It feels like one of those. Well, it's just. And it's, and you know, this is the tough thing also with just any sort of anything. Is that people abuse things, right? Like every single thing, right? Because I absolutely, there are countless people who have ths, ths, ths, thi thi thi thi th. th. thi th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she, she she she she she she she she, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she, she she, she, she she she, she, she th. th. She, she, she thi, thi, she thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thin. thin. toe. thin. thin. th. th. thin. th. th. the. the. the. the abuse things, right? Like every single thing, right? Because I absolutely, there are countless people who have emotional support animals

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me. And then this person being blinded by their obsession with their dog, which is, it's hard. It's love. Yeah, I mean, you do love that's love, that's love, that's, that's, that's, that's, It's love. Yeah. I mean you do love that dog. Yeah. But I just think I think that's like an important one of like I do think like how two people view animals is like he better be on the same page. It's here or or you better be an agreement. Yeah. It's so hard with animals too because I love this dog. Well a dog it's not like a person where a dog can just go out and find another family. Yeah. It's attached to you now. It's attached to me and like, how would I even, how would it? It doesn't have independence, it doesn't have agency to go.

Someone who has the ability to have a pet in their home for a long period of time and then go, you need to get, we need to put that dog in another another place. I'm like, that's a level that I will never understand. Yeah. Because I have said, I've said, there's types of dogs where I say like, oh, I don't like chihuahuas. But I'm like, if I was with a chihuahua for a day, I'd then be like, I'd then be like, I'd then be like, that you shouldn't be married to if you love dogs and like I just like If you love the dog that if you love dogs that much. Yeah because that's tough and and like a dog eating half the KFC is what a dog does. Yes.

100% she's like I filled my house with a bunch of fried chicken and let a dog run around. Okay. Apparently this first comment gives us a lot of contact. Okay. Thethe user who posted on Am I the Devil summarized a bunch of O.P.'s comments. If you check the comments, O.P. admits, Wife asked him to watch the food specifically because the dog has issues getting into food. Wife was attacked by a dog, has scars on her face as a child and has adamantly refused to get a dog. O.P. ignored her and got the dog and said it was needed as an emotional service animal.

O.P. got dog as revenge since he's had to compromise since moving in with her and her son and feels she should have compromised on the dog. O.P. feels he deserves to get what he wants because he has, acknowledged her son exists and isn't cruel to him. O.P. doesn't owe- Her son? O.P. doesn't owe for the food because it's not his kid, not his problem. Direct quote from O.P. Because I don't owe her anything.

I stepped into a father role when I didn't have to and made compromises. I pay my share here, I do my part here. I'm not paying for KFC that she never should have gotten in the first place. At least not for seven children because it's not my problem that she decided to spend that much money to begin with. Well, that settles it. Well, you know, sometimes you get information and it settles it. That settles that. Well, you know, sometimes you get information and it settles it. Yeah, wow. I love being like, I summarized it all. We could just end the conversation here. Okay, yeah. Um, that's wild.

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Not everyone should have a pet. You have to have the responsibility to train it. Yeah. And you're gonna call your wife psychotic. Oh yeah. Our next story comes from the too hot takes subreddit. Shout out to Morgan over at two hot takes. But it was reposted on to am I the devil. So it's a huge piece of shit. Here we go. It is a dual citizenship. My friends with benefits no longer wants to have sex with me, but wants to remain friends. Am I the assu for cutting off the friendship? It's like, well, maybe you weren't friends in the first place.

Yeah. Or maybe your friendship wasn't the thing that was sustaining the relationship. Here we go. Okay. It's like, well, maybe you weren't friends in the first, but yeah. Or maybe your friendship wasn't the thing that was sustaining their relationship. Here we go. Okay. I, a 22-year-old man, was in a friends with Benefits relationship with Aaron, a 22-year-old woman, for a couple of years. We have known each other since middle school, and we were really close childhood friends. We started casually hoking up a couple of years ago and it was going pretty great. The sex was amazing, but we also

communicated with each other that this was just casual sex and that we were free to have sex with thean, that we were free to have sex with me and that we were strictly a friend's relationship. However, last week, Aaron told me she she wanted to stop having sex with me, if possible, because she really valued our friendship. I asked her if she started seeing someone, and she said no, that she was still having casual sex with other people, but she wanted to stop having sex with me, because she was worried it might blossom into a relationship, and she did not want that. I told her it was fine, and this wouldn't affect our friendship. But I was definitely feeling hurt because she she would still have casual sex with other people and not with me. It was sort of a gut punch. The next day I texted her that I no longer wanted to remain friends with her.

I then blocked her on everything. Personally, I am not really getting anything out of this friendship, so I don't see the point in remaining friends with her. It's better to just rip the band-aid off. Am I the asshole? Well, damn. Well, damn. Well. Uh, yeah. He's not getting anything? Yeah, I know.

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Like being able to like follow each other on social media and not block each other. And be like, hey, Merry Christmas if I ran into you or I'm like, you know what I mean? It's so true. In this day and age with social media, friends is a million different types of things. Like I'm friends, I'm like thens, like thens, like thens, like thi like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Yeah, like, I'm thi. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like, like to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm kidding. That's funny. Fuck. Someone said, if you felt the gut punch, maybe you should try to communicate with her about developing a relationship. If not, let her go because she's obviously getting feelings and you'll only hurt her and yourself in the process. Though, if your friendship with her is that important to you,

it's okay to have platonic opposite gender friends. Just make sure you're not going to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get, it's okay to have platonic opposite gender friends. Just make sure you're not going to get jealous when she talks about other guys. Friends with benefit relationships and jealousy don't mix well because it's controlling. Lastly someone said, you're the asshole. You say you've been friends with Aaron since childhood, so you guys were friends before the benefits come into play. So it makes no sense that you would cut her off due to her not wanting to have sex with you anymore. Her reason for cutting off the sex was valid, and it didn't seem like she was doing it to hurt you.

It makes it seem like you were never really her friend, and now that you can't get what you want, you cut her off. Imagine if the roles were reversed. Yeah. Yeah, I, yeah, that's, that, I agree with that. He's an asshole kind of either way, whichever way this situation goes. Next story, this comes from relationship advice, reposted on to Am I the Devil. This is a 22-year-old man, my girlfriend who's 32, has been cheating on me.

How do I confront her? I am destroyed right now. I've been with my girlfriend for nine months now. I met her at a Starbucks and we just hit it off. She's married and normally I would never dream of dating a married woman, but she told me she was unhappy in her marriage and was going to leave her husband. I have been very patient, but I feel like I'm not a priority. I know divorce takes a long time, but until she gets her ducks in a row, we can only message on Snapchat Snapchat unless it's platonic. Still, I have been understanding during the process. Last night, she was about to take a shower before going back to her

place and she left her phone in the bedroom. I saw a message from her friend about a baby and it was suspicious. I looked through her phone and she told her friends she and her husband are going to try having a second kid soon. I wanted to puke. I saw her messages with her husband and how affectionate she was. I saw the group chat where she planned her husband's birthday. Meanwhile, she didn't do Jack's shit for my own fucking birthday. Oh. I could believe that maybe she's just trying to not make it obvious and it was nothing. However, I checked her Snapchat and she's fucking cheating on me with two other men. She's been telling those men the same thing she told me that she's going to leave and

marry them. I'm just destroyed. I was looking at wedding rings for when she divorces her husband, but she has been lying this, but she has been lying this entire time. Ooh. It's hard for me to fathom thisthis because I just have never been in this mindset but I'm like if you're dating someone who's married even if they're like well we're gonna divorce we're gonna go through stuff that person that like you're like you're not don't expect a relationship with that person like don't expect

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I think I've, yeah, I just think it's like, it's a little, it's sad because he's young, 22, but for him, like, she's already a cheater. Yeah. And then he finds out that she's, of course, cheating. Like, I'm just like, there's also something so silly about this person. This guy, when he's like, how dare she cheat on me with them? You're always supposed to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to cheat on to cheat on to cheat on him to cheat on him to cheat on to to to to person, this guy, who was like, how dare she cheat on me with them? You're always supposed to cheat on him with me. I know.

I know. I'm also just like amazed at her time ability, like her time management. I can't even text my friends back during a shoot week. Look, I've, like how the hell? Can you do multiple birthday parties? I, I can't. It's a lot of work. Yeah.

A bunch of comments here. She didn't do Jack shit for your birthday because you're just her dirty little secret. She's not leaving her husband and she's not your girlfriend. She's someone else's wife and she's cheating on him. Sorry you got used like this. Someone said, you're the other man. She was never going the to to to the other man. She was never going to leave her husband for you. You were just some fun on the side.

Same with those other two men. She had you all fooled. I'm not sure why you're surprised she's cheated when she was literally, she has literally been cheating on her husband with you. Someone said, ha, he's the other of you but you kind of deserve it since you knew she was married. You get a slight pass because she's 32, married and a parent and you are 22 and apparently kind of dumb about these kind of things. Ten years may not seem like much and it's not in some cases but in your case there is a

massive gap in life experience. I'll tell you the same thing I'd say to a young woman in the same position. Learn from this mistake and stick to dating in your own age group for now. Yeah, and also just don't date a married person. Yeah. I just feel like that's easy. Sad. Sad. I feel bad for that husband. Because I believe her that they're trying for a second child. At least he got a birthday party. Hope got a birthday party? Jesus. That sucks man. I hope the husband finds out. Yeah. Before they have a second, before they have a second kid. It was easier for the boyfriend to find out because of her main text but how often does the husband go to her Snapchat? He's gonna find out about this. For your kids? She's reckless. She's reckless. She's reckless. She's cheating with three guys. Yeah, she's reckless. And she's leaving the phone out. Yeah, she's not being careful.

But a lot of cheaters are really arrogant. Like, they're just like, oh I can do it. At some point they get really comfortable. Yeah, I'm assuming once you do it a bunch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whatever. All right. Final story. This to I the Devil? Damn. Damn, this title.

What is it? Buckle up guys, we got a ride apparently. I hate how mean my wife is. Oh, oh. That's already really sad. I know. I feel close to my breaking point as I've reached a new low in our relationship. I contracted COVID

for the first time. I've spent the last two days quarantined in the quarter of the house. I'm pretty miserable and it's made worse by my wife's lack of empathy. She made sure that when she made lunch yesterday for the kids, she didn't make me anything. She has asked how I feel zero times, offered zero support, and only made comments in passing about how pissed she'll be if I infect anyone else. I honestly can't fathom how she can hate me so much. At least my daughter asked me how I was feeling. Uh-oh, how did he get COVID. The top comment, seven hours later, from OPE's wife.

Ah! Seven hours? Seven hours later? Seven hours later, the OPs wife posts a comment on this post. Let's go. She says, see this is why you can't believe everything you read on Reddit. This came across my feed randomly, by the way. Did you tell everyone where slash how you got COVID? I knew it. I knew it. I do it. I do it. I do it. We have two kids. One was a medically. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho thi tho op. ope ope ope. op. op. op. op. op. op. op. op. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho th. you got COVID? I knew it. I do it. I do it. I do it. We have two kids.

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COVID, and I received angry text because I didn't reply immediately to his request for me to stop and get him Sudafed on my way home, which I did by the way, by theapy in the past, nothing changes. I was stupid and didn't protect myself financially before becoming a stay-at-home mom and becoming entirely dependent on my husband. I have PTSD for my pregnancy, IVF hospitalization followed by a premature labor, nearly three-month N-N-I-C-U stay. This time last year when I had to be hospitalized, our oldest got COVID, and we were not allowed to visit the baby for the first two weeks of her life. So yeah, COVID is a big deal to me, and I'm doing everything I can to keep myself and the kids safe.

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And then you bring kids into it. And then there's so, it's like she's basically saying like I'm stuck with this guy. Yeah. Oh. So sad. And he is not equipped to handle anything. They're just on both opposite ends of the house th house th house thous thous thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes. to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to to to tooes. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thean. thean. thean. toea. thea. toea. toe. toe. to to to to to the. to the. to handle anything. They're just on both opposite ends of the house, scrown through Reddit. It's also this system that is hard for couples to fall into. It's like one provides financially and one provides one runs the home.

And that's a hard, that's a hard thing to navigate. Yeah. Because she can't, now she can't make money and she's doing all the things to take care of him and he's so inapt at taking care of himself he can't make his own lunch. But he's like, he, in his head, in my version of him, he's like, oh I deserve this trip because I'm making all the money for the home. She just runs home. She does, she just runs the home.

She does everything. She is raising children. She had the children physically push them out of her body and it's tolling on her and she's still running your home? No, you don't get to go on trip. You're also also- This guy, unfortunately, is not equipped to be a dad. No, not at all. I can't get over midday. Honey, what do you want from the Met? That's so insane. When you're supposed to be on a work trip? She's like, uh, he's just, the Met, I want... He's a big, stupid idiot. He's a big, stupid idiot. I'm drunk as hell on this museum with my guys from the office.

I mean, I'm working really hard. He sounds like a finance, thia thia. The tea is piping hot today. Yeah. Someone else said, Assuming this is real, I'm sorry you're dealing with this, I read the post and was like, a sick man saying his partner is being mean and not feeding him,

something is weird here. Wife responded, Oh, it's very real. He probably didn't expect his little throwaway post to pop up in my feed. His mistake was using the same phrases he used with me this morning. That I have no empathy, said after I told him to put his mask back on and close the bedroom door as I'm wrangling the two kids out the door to school. And then someone else said, this is some Hall of Fame Redditife said the cherry on top was that he complained to our therapist in 2016 about me venting in a parenting sub because I was bashing him to other people and even anonymously that was not okay. They found each

other on Reddit before. My how the turn tables, of course their office fans. Uh, I just am like, they watch the office. Yeah. That's crazy that they run to Reddit and caught each other before. Yeah. That's when you know you're not communicating. I think this guy, he would, he was refusing to put a mask on, but something tells me he's always wearing a fedora. Ew. He's just in a room sick with a fed.

Oh, I need a sandwich. Yeah. Wife make me a sandwich. I know you're at the school assembly, but where the fuck is my suit of fed? Do you want something from the Met? Yeah. God, dude. That blows. I also hate that he lied. He said, he said they established no more work trips.

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And it's truly, ugh, I feel so bad for her. I do too. Well, this was wild. Yeah. Some wild shit. Hey, brutal. Brutal. Brutal. Thank you both for being here. Thank you for having us. Man, these are some devils. Really? Yeah, some rough ones. My head still with Aunt Darlene going, have you heard that they're on a flight right now? They're, okay, so they're gonna skip out on the wedding, but that's because the brother was gonna announce his engagement.

Did you know she's knocked up? And she's gonna stand up there and they're not even married yet. They're gonna, they're gonna say, but they're gonna let you all know at the reception, but the reception's not gonna happen. No, the reception's the reception's gonna happen. Oh, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the reception's, oh, the reception's, the reception's, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, the reception's, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, the reception's. Oh, oh, oh, oh,taking all the centerpieces and I'm bringing flowers home to all the girls. I'm taking the center pieces. But, but I hear there's an open bar. So I'm still going to that reception. You know I'm still going to go.

Because I got, I got to get a little wasted. Even if, even if nobody else goes, it's right there. They're right there. they got the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there, there's there's there's there, there's there, there's there's there, there.. I'm gonna go. I've got to kiss my husband. I got this dress already. I'm not gonna not wear this dress. They got the DJ, they got the open bar. Hopefully the bartender's cute enough I can hit on him. Because what I love about weddings is, they play Bruno Marsh and I love Baron's. And I love Beren't! We have to stop she to the biggest devil. Yes. And let us know what are the themes and subreds you'd like to see on this show and we will see

you next Saturday. Have a good Saturday night.