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Episode Date: November 18, 2023

Just some comfy guys talking about silly stories. 0:00-1:29 Intro 1:30-8:35 I controlled my neighbor's TV https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/176z88r/i_controlled_my_neighbours_tv_for_6_months_from/ 8:36-13:33 A barmaid laughed at my drink order https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/171kjeq/a_barmaid_laughed_at_my_drink_order/ 13:34-23:49 Toupee Exposé https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/171hchw/toupee_expos%C3%A9_i_f23_have_come_to_find_out_that_my/ 23:50-32:53 I yelled at my husband over bread https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/16nqnyd/aita_for_yelling_at_my_husband_over_bread/ 32:54-41:55 I ordered my nudes to my parent's house https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16ltd1b/tifu_by_accidentally_ordering_my_nudes_to_my_very/ 41:56-46:55 My vasectomy gave me superpowers https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/17ai3ez/got_a_vasectomy_now_i_have_a_superpower/ 46:56-58:31 I started a rumor that turned out to be true https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/17dz3dx/i_started_a_nasty_rumor_about_someone_back_in/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Kevin Plachy Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Shane and our guest today. Keith and Noah. Man, solid duo. Shocked this has not happened yet. How you guys feeling? I feel great. Can we just, we matched but not on purpose. Yeah, it always happened. It's like our periods are synced. I don't like that. This is where we're starting. Noah, I know you at least used to be on Reddit a lot. I remember you were kind of the first person who told me about Reddit years ago and then I kind of got hooked on it unfortunately. Yeah, back when we first were working at that company that is so happy they're dead. They used to tell us to do work and then I used to not do it and instead go on Reddit and then tell everyone about what I was reading. But now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. their. their. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, I's, I', I', I'. th. th. the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and, and, I, and, and, I'm, and, the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, go on Reddit and then tell everyone about what I was reading about. But now ever since the show I've like stopped doing Reddit because it's more fun to watch

the show than to go on the Reddit. Yeah, I like to think that we sacrifice by actually reading Reddit and then we just give people the fun stories to hear and they don't have to do the rest of it. And Keith, you don't go on Reddit. Yeah, I I I got some weird ones today. I think a lot of these were picked based on the titles being really funny. I think these are gonna be fun for you guys. So, all right, let's begin. This comes from our confession. I controlled my neighbor's TV for six months from my phone and made him sell the TV. Now I regret it. Last year, I had an asshole neighbor who always would be playing

loud music, be rude to everyone and not pick up his dog's shit when they would go for walks right outside the building. The dog had a barking problem too, but I'm not hating on the dog. One evening I had problems with the internet and for shit's and giggles I tried to connect to my neighbor's Wi-Fi with a password. Zero, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Guess what? It connected. The same evening at 11 p.m. I started hearing shitty drum and base from my neighbor's apartment as usual, and all of a sudden I see a pop-up up appear on my phone. I TV-casted YouTube app, as long as both devices are on the same Wi-Fi network. You have full control of TV YouTube on your phone. Pause, play, volume, skip video if it's a playlist, choose a different recommended video, etc. At first I did not realize what the pop-up was and I just thought what the fuck is this. I tho-po-po-p the the thought, what the fuck is this? I thought my phone was glitching. There were options like pause, forward,

volume, etc. I pressed pause and all of a sudden there was silence in my neighbor's apartment. After a few seconds, the music started again, and I saw that the play button turned to a pause button again on my phone. I pressed pause again. and behind the wall I hear, what the fuck? I cannot describe the feelings I had in that moment. My facial expression must have looked like

that Chris Pratt meme from Parks and Rec. Oh, snap! The music started playing again, and again, I pressed pause. Now I'm hearing grunts and profanities from my neighbor. I could feel his confusion and anger through the walls. I had never felt so much power in my life. God, Universe, or whatever you want to call it,

had blessed me with a gift. I kept fucking with him that evening. Pause, skip video, turn the volume up and down. He tried turning TV on and off, logging in and out of his YouTube account, and nothing seemed to work. He was so pissed off. Ah, it was the first time I was happy that the walls in our building were so thin. This went on for days. It turned out he mostly used YouTube on his TV to watch videos, podcasts, even to play music.

He was going completely insane. He did switch to Spotify, I'm guessing, for music. But still, every time he wanted to watch a podcast or some videos, I was there, ready and waiting for him to feel my wrath. Throughout the next few months, I heard him call customer support multiple times, making him reset the TV to factory settings, logging in and out of the YouTube app, countless times. Sometimes I would stop messing with it for a couple of days to give him false hope. Then all of a sudden, when I hear him watching some comedy podcast that he's enjoying,

I would start playing another video for him. He would literally scream. Long story short, after six months of this, as I'm walking down the hallway one day, I saw a random couple carrying the TV out of his apartment and him holding cash in his hand. I drove him to sell the TV and buy a new one. At that moment, I felt bad and started to regret my actions. Felt kind of childish about the fact that I had been doing this for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for th. felt kind of childish about the fact that I had been doing this for six months. Wow. That's pretty funny. Don't make your password zero, one, two, three, four, five,

six. That's, yeah. The craziest thing is that's the first time this has happened to him. He needs to check his bank account. I know, wow. True, true. I need to change my passport from one, two, three, four, five, six, I just feel like, I feel like I would get suspicious that someone's connected to my Wi-Fi. Because I've had that kind of happen where my Bluetooth speakers start playing something else. And I'm like, oh, someone accidentally connected to my speakers. Really? Yeah, which is not as big of a security risk, like that can happen. That only happened like once. But I'm like, oh, it's someone around, but that guy never assumed.

But he also waited six months. That's so long. He really dealt with that. But also, it's like, it's a TV. It's expensive to replace. So he's probably like, shit. Listen, TVs are expensive. But I when I moved into my new apartment two years ago, I was shocked and I'm sure they're having some crazy sale I got like a 40-inch TV for like $220.

Oh, yeah, you can get good deals if you get him at the right time. Now with that being said, it does monitor me all the time. Yes. And it feeds me ads, but it was the today. It was real cheap. He didn't say what videos he was playing. See, like, if it was me, no matter what videos he's watching, no matter what he's doing, I would just always switch it to the music video for Who Let the Dogs Out. Just, just endlessly. Just, just all the good.

I would pick one video and it would just be that. Wow. And then him explaining that to customer support, like, yeah, the TV, it keeps keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to switching to who let the dogs out. That's crazy. I would, what I would do, I would record my own videos, unlisted, right? Unlisted videos, and then play them and he can never find them again. He's like, how do I look this up? How do I do it? And it's me from like the future, right? Horrible. Just screw with him. Yeah. Some comments here. Look at it this way. Some couple got a nice secondhand TV.

OP responded, and for a discount, thank you, never looked at it that way. Someone else said, but now you can't control his TV, maybe you should have only used it when the need arose. He said, I just was not ready to wield so much power. I did think about it after the fact, like I could have literally made him question reality. For example, press pause only when he goes to the kitchen or skip video every time he says a certain word. Yeah, the walls were that thin and the f-f-er talked loud. I can, someone else said, I can see for a few days, maybe a few weeks, but six months? That is some top-tier level commitment, sir. At least you realize what you were doing is childish, but don't do it again. You got a good laugh in, plus you mentioned they played loud music slash drums at 11 p.m. slightly justified in my opinion.

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So his next TV, he could connect, I see that's where you could get real fun. Uh-huh. I think I got a business idea. Right. I can get TVs half off. You know what, the guy who actually started controlling the other guy's TV, he actually sounds like a really good person. I think he's just, like he said, he doesn't want to wilt the power or whatever, but he sounds like a very level-headed person.

Like, you know, I don't know. I don't know. It could have got real bad. I want to get to know him. Are you scared of them finding your Wi-Fi password? No, I just feel like he's a cool person, you know? Like he's like, you know, I know I was wrong, but like, I can fuck with that, that's cool. Yeah, no, whenever, wheneverettie, what, petty whop. Pettie, pettie, murphy. Okay, next story.

This comes from petty revenge. A bar made laughed at my drink order. I was on holiday with my son, who's 14, and we were watching football in a bar in the evening. I don't really drink, but do enjoy a cocktail while on holiday. The server came by and asked if we wanted drinks. I asked for a pinna collata, and she snickered a little at the order and kind of laughed out and, okay, then walked off to make it. This annoyed me a little.

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So I just, they were like, you know, it's supposed to be like a dirty one and I'm like, hold on what, that's a thing? It just, I don't know, I'm messing up. I feel like I missed out. The comments, wait, like in quotations, as if the son is saying it. Wait, dad, grandma died? No, June. And then someone responded, no, no, ju-and then, and then someone to the farm to deal with jerky people. No need to get loud and yell at someone just embarrass the shit out of them. Someone said my younger brother is a big guy, I mean big. He has a shaved head, many tattoos, swears like a

sailor and looks pretty scary really. He also really likes a cocktail. Years ago, too many, he took me out for my 30th birthday. We had a lovely meal, then we went to sit at the bar. They, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the. tode. tode. toda. toda. toe. toea. toda. toda. the toda. the. the. the. the. had a limited time seasonal cocktail called a pear drop or a peer drop or pair drop. Can't even remember what was in it, but they were bloody good. We were both wankered by the time we left. He's not remotely bothered or ashamed by what others might think. Enjoy your cocktails, guys. Life is far too short. Also fair play to you O.P. That was a stunning a stunning slap back. And lastly someone someone said, Me, minding my own business while wearing all black clothing, random stranger, you'd look so much prettier if you wore some color.

Me, I just came from a funeral ma'am. Not really, but the look of mortification on her face was worth the sin of the small lie. Yeah, man. No, don't judge people for their drinks. Yeah, thii from relationship advice. Ooh we got you. Yeah, we freaking know. Here we go. Tupay Exposé. I, a 23-year-old woman, have come to find out that my boyfriend, who's 26, wears a tupe and hasn't told me. Oh, oh no. Oh, no. Oh no. It obviously is a really good tupe.

It obviously is a great one. Need help figuring out how to react, changed ages slightly to stay anonymous. I recently have come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is wearing a tupe and hasn't told me about it. I started finding hair that was clearly fake around the house and felt his hair for the first time. He usually shies away from letting me touch it touch it touch it touch it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toupe and hasn't told me about it. I started finding hair that was clearly fake around the house and felt his hair for the first time. He usually shies away from letting me toucest it and it was clearly a wig. As a black woman I'm very familiar with what fake hair thi and he is definitely wearing a tupe. In addition, he only takes baths around me with the exception of a single shower where he came out with dry hair. I've also only been to his house once,

and the bathroom looked like it had been cleaned up, specifically before I got there. I've talked about my fake hair with him before, and he's never even looked like he's considered telling me about his. It feels like a breach of trust after knowing each other for so many months that he can't just tell me. How should I approach this? Edit, for those wondering, the problem isn't that he wears a tupe. It's that he won't talk about it or acknowledge it,

despite how open I've been about my fake hair with him. Oh no. I think I feel bad, but why it's a little funny to me is that I'm like as a guy like it's okay to be bald like it's I mean it's okay for anyone to be bald but like societally it's not even like a thing I feel like he's a 20 he's a late 20s man there's tons of bald dudes out there just but I'm I now I'm picturing just a very very I'm laughing because I'm picturing a wig that is very clearly fake like just a. Like, just a wig that does not match the guy, like an emo wig. It's backwards. It sounds like, babe, what's your strong?

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And so for him to be able to like not worry about that would probably be so great for him. But that's, I feel bad for him that he's trying so hard to, to not even let your partner be able to like, touc, that's gonna eventually have to tell her. Yeah, eventually. But like my thing is what else he got to hide? You know, he's hiding way more than that. What he hiding under the toupe? That's what it is.

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I can understand how it's unfortunate that the way that it's not fully communicated. I think in the post what O.P. is trying to say, or at least how I am interpreting it. That's true. You know, she wants to say, I think it's weird that he can't be vulnerable with his partner when I'm trying to give him the space to open up. And I think that it's getting a little clouded in her trying trying trying trying trying try try try try try try try. That's true. She's just like, hey, I want to establish trust in this relationship. I get that, because it is tough when you know your partner's not telling you something. Yeah. But they seem that they're early on in their relationship, I think. So. My take is just that this guy will feel better once he is honest with his partner. He will feel better because he'll be like, oh, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to th. th. to th. to to to the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, the. the. the. to, to, to have to hide this. It reminds, I like to my own personal take is like I

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he could at least ask before devouring it. Last night, I bought two baguettes, which I have only ever purchased to make French bread pizza for him and our kids. I bought these at 11 p.m. and they were not even here 12 hours when I saw them on the counter, with the first six inches ripped off of each loaf, scanned the house and saw my husband chewing. If it had been one loaf, okay, if he had used a knife, maybe. But the fact that he didn't ask if they were going to be for dinner and then ripped the top off of both of them, like that final boss bloater in the last of us that lumbers out of the hole and

rips the guy's head off. This is unforgivable. He insists, I already taking on the burden of grocery shopping and cooking, and at least he can do is ask, am I the asshole here? No, anyone who rips the tops off of two baguettes? What the fuck? Yeah, a baguette has two ends. If you really like the end, get to take the other end of the baguette. Yeah, that's insane. This is the most French problem I've ever heard in my life. Oh my God, came home, you took off two halves, two separate baguettes. Yeah, my French husband eats all our baguettes. Okay, there's an edit from OP where she added more details. Some pertinent information. We have two snack cabinets that he is free to snack from, not to mention whatever's in the fridge. The bread was in a cabinet with mostly ingredients.

There was regular sandwich bread for the taking that was unharmed. For those who have stated that this is raccoon-like behavior, it really does feel like I am running a wildlife rehab operation. But the only patient is a 37-year-old software programmer. To the dude who said that my husband is going to leave me for another woman who will, to be, you're still bitter about how things ended with Sheila without telling me you're bitter about how things ended with Sheila. I wonder if... Jesus, Christ. I wonder if she looked at that person's account and found like, yeah, I'm just a thia'eat

she's like, hey, just ask real quick. Just like, go, can I eat this? That's not that hard. Let's talk about it. You know what I mean? Ask me. Just ask.

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Like, I'd rather eat a cheeseburger without a cheeseburger. that's a cheeseburger. Going back to one piece of information here, last night I bought two baguettes which I have only ever purchased to make French bread pizza for him and our kids. So this guy definitely knew. This guy just seems like he's just thinking about coding all the time. He's just thinking about coding all the time. Yeah, I don't know. I always thought he was like, if I take this half and this half, she can take the other halves and then have one. Yeah, what is going on here?

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Um, comments, not the husband should learn to ask first. It's not hard to say, hey, are you saving these baggats for something? Because if you're not, I want to tear six inches off each one and leave the mangled remains on the counter. OP responded, that's exactly how I feel. Someone said he ate pieces of different lobes. Either he has failed basic comprehension of food safety and storing, or he is intentionally eating things you bring for dinner. You also said it was in the, to do not snack area. Consider a divorce before it becomes your keys, your wallet, et cetera. Not the asshole, but your husband loves being one.

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home to find him completely distended and surrounded in empty yeast packets. Not the asshole because that's the funniest sentence I've read in a while. Yeah, it makes me sad. She has to deal with this, like, it, this, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, I'm to, I'm to, I'm to, I'm sure, to to to th. to th. th. to th. th. th. to thi. to the. thi. the. the. the. th. to. to deal with this, like it, this, I don't know, this, it's someone bringing up divorce, it sounds like that's a lot, but this level of disrespect, if this type of disrespect carries over into other areas of her life, it's like, damn, he really doesn't treat you well. Yeah, you're already going to the grocery store doing all this shit, and it just feels like he's not considering you, you know, and also now now he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not, he You're supposed to be a team, you know? And also now he's not getting dinner. Well maybe he doesn't like the pizzas. Maybe he doesn't like her cooking. He really hates the baggets. He's eating all the ingredients before she can screw them up. Because she says he keeps

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Yeah. the kids. Wow. I was not expecting this to blow up or for so many people to have such strong feelings about bread. Thank you for all of your to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the to the to to the toe toe the toe the toe toe. toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I tooome. I the the tooome. tooome. tooomome. tooomome. tooomom. tooom. tooom. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be. to be. tooe. tooe. I. Ia. Ia. tooomatoea. tooomatoea. tooomatoes. tooea. tooomatoes. tooea. tooea. tooea. tooe. tooe. toe people to have such strong feelings about bread. Thank you for all of your input, especially my sister who unexpectedly chimed in. This may be the most validating experience of seven years of living together. I shared this with my husband and he accepts his asshole status and apologized. We are going to work on communicating better and he is going to work on his weaponized

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Yeah, they are a team. Even though he's a looaf. He's a loaf. We'll be right back. All right, next story. This from Today I faked up. This is good. It's gonna be good. Today I f-fucked up by accidentally ordering my... Whoa.

Whoa. You see his reaction? Yeah. I don't know if it's because you can't read it too quick. Oh no, I think it's something crazy. Today I faked up by accidentally ordering my nudes to my very nosy parents house. So basically my boyfriend's birthday is in a few days, so I was going to make him a photo album of my spicy slash not safe for work pictures, mostly me in bra and panties and my boobs, no vagina picks. Well...

Man! Sorry. What am I looking at here? Hey, honey, I think I opened the time capsule. Oh my God. Well, I recently moved out of my parents' house and I haven't changed the address on my Google account. When I placed the order a few hours ago, I completely forgot to change the address. I went to bed and as I was falling asleep, I was jolted awake by the thought, the th.... to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the to to the the thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooing here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the, I completely forgot to change the address. I went to bed and as I was falling asleep I was jolted awake by the thought, holy shit, I don't think I changed the delivery address for the photos. I checked and sure

enough I didn't. I ordered from Google photos and you can't cancel the order or change the address if it's been more than two hours since you placed it. It's been about about about about about'm so effed because my mom is very nosy and always goes through my mail and packages. Literally whenever I order stuff, if I don't get to the mailbox first thing in the morning, she opens it and then brings it to me. I've asked her to please stop... My mother is lassy. Yeah. I've asked her to please stop doing this so many times but she never listens and always makes up some BS excuse. Now since I'm living in a different state, there's no way I'll be able to get to it before her. So yeah, if I call her and ask her to send the package to me, she's going to open it and see my nudes. If I ask her to please not open it

because my nudes are in it, she's going to upload my photos to sites and send them to my college and work and ruin my life or something along those lines. She'll probably also tell my dad and I really don't need him to find another reason to be disappointed in me, LMAO. Okay, so that's a that's a tricky situation. Is her face in some of the pictures. I imagine. I imagine. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, thi, that, th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. the. the. the. to, to, to, to, to. to, to to to. to to to to to to the the the the the thr. the of the pictures? I imagine, yeah. Oh wow. Because like, yeah, mostly me and a bra and panties in my boobs. So I, and these are like, she made a photo album for her boyfriend, so I would imagine. Yeah.

But were they done taskilly because you know, I think so it sounds like, I mean, this is not just taking it on your phone. She like, oh, she did it like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. ththen. I can get with that. I would imagine. I can get with that. That's cool, right? That's great in a relationship. Do whatever you want to do. But now look, now you don't want to have a picture sent to your parents' house with your legs like over. Yeah, broo.

And you're in another state. Just to be. Hey mom! Like, see, like, but if it's done tastefully, that's like the good end of the, you know? Yeah, some comments. I'm sorry, maybe the hard way to learn not to open the mail for someone else. Opry responded, yeah, but I don't myself, she's going to kill me. How the hell did she get here? She's against sex? She's against sex.

So how, okay. She's like, your father and I don't even know how you were made. Yeah. No, no, that's why she's against it. She's like, we had it. It was great, but I didn't know you were coming. You were the result. Never again. Another comment, when she receives them and opens them, inevitably she will tell you how disappointed in you she is. Remind her that opening someone else's mail is a federal offense, and taking nudes for

your boyfriend is not any sort of crime. Opey responded true, this might be the best option. Yeah. Yeah, that is the only option. You don't just open that door. If you do, you're liable to see someone pooping. Yeah. Don't open my mail.

Which I could sue you for, right? It depends how bad it smells in there. I might sue you. Someone said, tell her itthe best of her, and she opens it and becomes very confused, over your response, oh my God, she's literally opened to Xmas and B-Day presents in the past that I ordered for her, that I ordered for her, told her not to open her, because they were supposed to be a surprise for her, and she still of this. No, I think you have to call and just tell her like, hey, I'm in another state, like, you know, you're going to get a package, I know you're going to open it, and I need you to fax those over.

Right, truly. Like, yeah. That's what I'm either, say, there's a package, mail it to find out because there's an update. Oh God. Hey everyone, thank you so much for all the suggestions and feedback on my last post. I took many people's advice and they emailed both Google and FedEx and they just got an email both Google and FedEx and they just got an email both the trackx. I just got an email with the tracking number. It's concerning me a bit because it says the photos are in transit and it still has my parents' address listed. I'm really hoping that Google did actually change the address in time and that there was no miscommunication.

Hopefully FedEx just hasn't updated yet or something. I guess right now all I can really do is wait and see what happens. I get my photos and not my parents if anyone still cares. Update number two. Update number two. Hey everyone, I just want to thank y'all again for all this advice and support, as well as all the smart and creative things people came up with to explain slash rationalize the situation to my parents in case the address change didn't update in time and they got the photos. I guess I won't have to use use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use the the the the the to use the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their the their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. te. te. te.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. their.u.u. their. their. their. their. the update in time and they got the photos. I guess I won't have to use any of it though because I just checked my mail and the photos are here. Oh, glory to God! Boobies are safe.

Oh my God. I'm sorry to disappoint some of y'all. I know it's not the most dramatic or exciting ending, but God am I relieved it turned out this way. is now belated birthday gift. Unfortunately, the surprise was ruined. He already knows about the photos because he saw how stressed out I've been the last few days and asked about it so I had to tell him. He loved the gift idea and has been amazing about the whole situation, helping me contact FedEx

and supporting and comforting me about the possibility of my parents getting the photos photo printer so I can print more photos for him and not have to stress about it again. Okay, this might be controversial. It might be controversial. You looked at both of us. I did. I'm just gonna say it. This is my opinion and my opinion is a straight male. I think women aesthetically beautiful. I think all women are aesthetically beautiful. Men I find more difficult to even imagine myself doing like a photo shoot like that. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And it might be my own self-consciousness, but I also just don't think, and obviously I'm a straight man, so I'm not. It just, it doesn't feel like art if that makes sense. I don't know. When I think of like a woman doing that in my mind, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th like, th like, th like, like, th like, like, like, th like, like, like, like, oh, it's like a pretty vase, or it's like, you know, it's like a painting. When I think of like me doing that, I'm like, what is this, like, crooked man? Like, he's a goblin.

What kind of poses would you do? I think, I probably, I would dropping? Maybe backwards. From the back. You're looking straight up? Yeah, and I have a mirror on my ceiling too, so I'd make sure that you get. You could see your face and you're looking up. And I look up and then I'm gonna put a little Waldo somewhere. Okay. Oh, that's fun. Well, see, if it's a where's a where-Waildow situation's in that's in tho's in tho's in tho tho the tho tho the tho the the tho the the the the tho tho the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. the? Just the feet? Just... I could see a lot of women appreciating this from their boyfriends or husbands, but not because they're like, oh hell yeah, but more because it's like, it's like, wow, that's

a very vulnerable thing that you did. But I just, I don't know. I feel like I never hear, like when girlfriends are talking about their boyfriends, it's just a different thing. I don't know. They're never like, oh yeah, I love looking at his penis. Like, you never, you never hear, you never hear women say that. Like, oh, I think guys are just more, maybe more visual, like, and they, I don't know. I don't know. I think there's probably lots of couples where they both would appreciate it for each other. A narcissistic couple. What?

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but rather how it could affect your sex life. People complain of numbness or not being able to get off, any more which makes me nervous. Well, after a year in a and a and a and a th and a th and a th and a th and a th and a shit and a shit and a shit and a thi in thi in a thi in a thi in a thi and a th ability, so to speak, is that now I can come on command. Whether that's a gift or curse, I still can't put my thumb on it. It's no longer a matter of, it's no longer a matter of damn that feels good. It's either the session is taking too long or my wife is spent and tells me to climax with her. Is this worth bitching about. I feel like I've fallen under that notion of being numb, I guess. It's hard to explain.

I jokingly told my buddies not to get the procedure, giving them my experience. They laugh and say they wish they had that ability. Anyone else here go through changes after a vasectomy? Wow. Wow. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, first, before we move on, this is the comment. Oh, top comment? And Noah, you're gonna love this. Dude's a nutbender.

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Yeah, but what crime? Don't just say they committed a crime. Like did they murder? Do they cook crack? I don't know. What? Yeah, but yeah. They're rumors of my school of murders.

And people cooking. There's a movie. murders that happened at my school. Oh, oh. Yeah. Hold on what? Yeah, we can talk about it another time. Okay. So no predictions for you guys? Oh, I got a prediction. What's the rumor? They like to put Legos in their ass, and one's been, one's been stuck in there since fifth grade.

And now they're older than they say they are. Whoa, like a whole orphan situation. Yes. That's a nasty rumor. Yeah, okay. Let's see. This is my first time posting here, so sorry if this post breaks any rules. I'm using a throwaway because I have to get this off my chest and don't want my main account to be associated with it. This happened in high school. So I was a thii, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, high school in a tiny southern, mostly conservative town. Oh no. Surprisingly, mine was one of those schools that pretended to care about discrimination

based on sexuality and gender, but it was all very half-a-a-sasped. I am a transgender male, female-to-male, so back then I couldn't be out to too many people, so I mostly presented as a girl and was only out to a very small group of people who I considered to I I I I I I I was to a very, toe, to a very, and was, and was, and was, I, and was, I, I, and was, I, and was, I, I, and was toe, I, I was toe, and was toe, I was only, I was only, I was only toe, I was only told, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, to, to, to-s, to-s, to-s, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, the the the their, thi, thr-s, thrown, toe, toe, their, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to a very small group of people who I considered to be my close friends. There was this one girl who I thought I could trust with my identity, so I told her, but she went and deliberately misgendered me behind my back. Not to people I wasn't out to, but to my close friends who knew of and could discuss my identity. Mind you, if someone slips up and uses she for me, I don't care. I correct them real quick or they will correct them themselves and I will thank them for it. Most trans people will tell you the same thing. Slipping up the first few times is no biggy. Just quickly correct yourself and move on. Please don't over apologize. It makes this awkward for everyone involved. But this girl did it deliberately.

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into this mess, and because it turned out to be true. Eventually things seemed to settle down when the administration made a vague statement about minding our business when it comes to people's personal lives. It hasn't been that long, but I have graduated and I'm a sophomore in college now and I still lie awake at night thinking about it. I practically ruined someone's reputation and got off Scott Free, but at the same time this person was in an incestuous relationship with her cousin. Yeah. Years later and it's still a conflicted it's still as conflicted to me as it was back to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, the to, the the, to, to, to, the the, to, the the, to, the the, to, to, the the, to, to, the the, the the, I, the the, the the, toe, the the, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I I, I I, I I I I, I, I I I I I, I, I I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, thi. and I'm thi. and I'm th. throwne. th. throwne. thi. throwne, thi. throwne, the the thrown back then. She was not a good person, and I think she deserved it to some extent, but it still makes my stomach churn with guilt still for some reason. That's because you're a good person.

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She certainly is not spending any time thinking about how she went out of her way to hurt you. You're a good person. Sometimes good people are pushed too far. I know you're a good person because you're wasting your time thinking about the time you spread a rumor about someone who actually was doing that very thing. That's true. Like I don't think she needs to be worrying about it now. No, let it go. Let go and let God. I don't think he needs to worry about it still is yeah you're a good person yeah but it was true they didn't spread a rumor they spoke the truth they they you know honestly should put it

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not all parents are the best, you know, so maybe you're copying them how they talk shit. Or you see them, you know, or this or that, and then all of a sudden you got a whole bunch that's why it's just so sad. Yeah, I think moral of the story is stay out of people's business. Stay out of people's business. And don't date your cousin. I feel like that's solid advice. I feel confident in saying that.

Yeah, that's a good one. Can we say a smosh, don't date your cousin? We can do that. Well, this has been a th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thii. thi. thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's that's that's that, that's that's that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that. that. that,that. Well, this has been great. You guys have been so chill and awesome. Oh, thank you, Shane. Yeah. No, I don't think we have to cut too much from this episode, which usually I feel like when you guys are together, some really out of pocket shit gets said.

Yeah, yeah, luckily we had Kana here actively directed. Just monitoring you. the whole time. Dude the stories were pretty crazy though. These are good ones. These are really good ones. We're not that bad. No, no. Well thank you guys for being here. Yeah. Next Saturday if you liked these today I've fucked up stories. Next week it's gonna be almost entirely today I've fucked up stories. It's gonna get real fucked up stories. We'll see you then. Bye.