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Episode Date: August 26, 2023

You ever just casually poison your partner? This Reddit person did! 0:00-0:27 Intro 0:28-10:29 Camera in office update https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/14itmnj/update_i_dont_think_my_boss_knows_that_i_know/ 10:30-20:07 I tried to "help" my gf lose weight https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/155bdd6/aita_for_food_tampering/ 20:08-29:39 I took a THC gummy at a wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/152mlnm/aita_for_taking_a_thc_gummy_at_a_christian_wedding/ 29:40-52:05 I left a trip early because my bf embarrassed me https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/11z7o7p/i_left_trip_early_because_my_26f_bf_28m_his/ 52:06-1:01:56 I ordered more when I heard we were splitting the check https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/151ynqf/aita_for_ordering_more_food_after_i_heard_we_were/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 1:01:57-1:09:16 I called my 8 yr old niece ugly https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/158f5kd/calling_my_8yearold_niece_ugly/ 1:09:17-1:14:05 I accidentally pantsed myself on a date https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/151lk26/tifu_by_accidentally_pantsing_myself_on_a_first/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Kortney Luby Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - Ap: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs Director, Marketing: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Do you remember the story? There was a woman, a young woman who joined, she started a new job, and there was a camera in her office. Oh my God. I watched this episode. I don't remember this. Not the cameras.

She had a camera in her office, and she kind of questioned it, but she's like, maybe they're inactive, but any time she would like be done with her work and had nothing to do, she would suddenly, her boss would be like, oh, here's some work for you to do. And she'd be like, I think they're actively watching me in my office. And she was like, and she was like, I, it's not like a big deal. Like, I don't really want to like, theyre to th. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. I's. I's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, th. I. I. I. I. I. I'm, th. I. And, th. I. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. Like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, probably like out of fear of losing our job. What have they done to us as a society that we're just like, it's okay. Yeah. I think when you're in your early 20s and you find the get-land your first corporate gig, you know, you don't want to, you don't want to bungle it by upset. And all the comments, all the comments were like, dude, this, get this, figure this out. So, we talked about it here on the show, and now there is an update.

Yes. So here we go. Yes. Uh, update. I don't think my boss knows that I know there's a camera in my office. Um, okay. Uh, there's no HR, but the camera was removed, the camera really comfortable with it, but I got used to being conscious of my actions so they weren't seeing anything I didn't want them to.

There also isn't some sort of HR to talk to about this or anything like that. But our IT guy came in and he asked my boss about it. I wasn't in the room, so I didn't hear the camera was there before my office ever was. Something about using it to see the front door originally, I guess. That was a weird excuse to me, though, because I've been there for at least two months at this point, and there's no way they could have accidentally watched me as much as it felt like they had been.

Hearing the conversation out loud, also confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt, paranoid. The IT guy must have felt some type of way about it because I didn't hear what he said, but I heard my boss say something about, well it's not like I was just watching her in her office in a sort of quieter, sheepishly defensive way. Nobody said anything to me while they were removing it. They took it from his side, not mine, but they instead put it where it would be facing the front door. This happened just to the to be a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their posted an update until now because I was waiting to see if the camera would be put back. I really wanted to see if they were going to put it back a few days after IT left because that would have been wild. But it's been over a week now. The camera is still away from me. It'll take some time before I stop feeling like I'm being watched all the time thi. I'm really curious what what the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te is tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. the the tea. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to my boss. Whether he said something about it not being allowed, or if he called it flat out creepy, ha,

but I'm glad he did say something as it got resolved without me ever having to say anything. I'd like to think the Heloki had my back. I've still just been acting as if I've never known and haven't said anything about it. And work carries on. Also, it's so well that this story got put in a Smosh video. Holy shit. I heard the news back to back.

First, the, hey, Smosh just bought their channel back. At the same time as, hey, your post is in a new Smosh video. I made this post mostly to vent, because I couldn't tell if I had that weird. So it's so nice that so many strangers are validating how I feel. To hear people talk about my experience on a public platform was a little surreal, I won't lie. This got so much more traction than I was ever expecting, but it makes me feel better. So thank you genuinely. My experience feels validated and it feels heard, and I feel better because of it. I'm still going to stay at this job because I still like everyone here and I enjoy my field, but now I'll be doing it under a little less surveillance, L-O-L.

The camera comes back, I'll let you know. Wow. Yeah, so. My boss apologized by putting a teddy bear in its place. Thankfully, it's always there. Sorry about that old camera thing. But I hear you're a big fan of cameras, so we got you one right here. Recording.

What was that? It said I love you. There's one comment here. I saw this post from the Smosh Pit Channel. I did like the many comments on the last post, including staring into the camera. I hope they'll do an update video and will all be famous here. Been watching them since 6, 6, 2013 and still watching them today.

As for the O.P., I'm glad the camera's gone for now. You'll let us know if it returns. Your boss saying, well, it's not like I was just watching her in her office. the whole time. Try bringing it up next time you're called into their office. I want to hear the Deets now." O.P. responded. I was absolutely flabbergasted seeing it on the Smosh Channel. They were the OG, famous YouTubeers. It was cool to see them responding to my story and talking about me.

I do still check the office them, I'm definitely making an update. Yeah, if there's ever a camera, if you suspect there's a camera, watch some Smosh videos in your office and see if your boss brings it up. Yeah, can you put your boss on the camera real quick? We just want to talk to him. You know what's funny is they're, they're like stoked that we read this post on this video. I'm also a little starstruck th th that that we that we that we that we that we that we thu that we thrue thrue th thrue th th thrue th th th thrucust th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi thus thus thus there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's thus thus thus thus thus thus thus th. Watch th. Watch th. Watch th. Watch th. Watch th. Watch th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th that we read this post on this video. I'm also a little starstruck that we got mentioned in a Reddit. I don't know. I feel so special. I feel seen. Yeah, it actually feels trippy.

Because I've been a lurker on Reddit for like years and years. So to see like just to be mentioned on like a random subred. Not the Smosh Subreddread. Like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's thi, it's, thi, thi, it's thi, it's thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm th, I'm thi, I's, I's, I's, I's, I thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I I I, I, I th, I I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thireddread. Like, that's, you know, that's, that's makes sense, but it's weird. It's, it's absolutely wild. It's sort of like, we've reached documentary territory where like, the aspect of, by observing something, you are now changing it, there's no such thing as like pure observation. You know, like thi your office via a camera and how you can't work normal anymore. I don't know what y'all said on the first episode, but I do just want to say to anybody out there who feels like something's a little bit off with your work situation, even if it's

your first job, you're just like, I don't know if this is how it's supposed to be. You got to trust your gut and stick up for yourself, and I know, and I I I I I I hard, but we are controlled through the fear of like, well, I guess we'll take your employment away. Like, you are in the right, and there's no other way that that would be excusable. Even if it was just like left over from another office, can you imagine like, oh my God, why is there this pit of like meat slurry? It's like, oh, this, this, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, th.. I I th...... I I th.......... I, th.... I, th.... th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thr. thr. throooooooo. thr. thr. thr. throooooooooo. the. the. thi. thi. that pit of meat in the corner. Like, right. It doesn't, it doesn't apply.

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I'm so glad that you're enjoying Smosh videos. Thank you so much. You get a snack. We want to talk to your friends real quick. Good? If anything happens to her, it's on you. Yeah, I look, I mean, I do know a lot of people and I can tend to be the type of person that like lets things slide.

That I'm just like, if it's happening to me, I'll be like, oh, yeah, whatever. But, but no, it's weird. That's a weird thing and you have to stand up for it because, and I know it's scary, though. And I know it's scary, but even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, if it, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if it's, if it's, if, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, th, th.. th. th. thi, th. thi, th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, if it's, if it just, you normalize that behavior and you need to call it out. It is scary though. Yeah, I'm trying to think of like a situation where like employees would think it's okay and like normal to be filmed and I guess it's like,

I'm guessing like because this person's young, their friends are young, they might work in service industries where they's security cameras. Right. And like, yeah, if you're working as like a cashier or whatever, like there's oftentimes security cameras. So that's probably the context in which they're thinking, but in an office environment, there's no reason to be filming a person here. And they're cubicle.

I do think it's freaky. I could see if I was't question things. Like you wouldn't. I could see myself being that way, but if something makes you uncomfortable, you need to feel you have the right to at least ask about it. Yeah, I do think we'd be remiss though if we didn't bring this up. Like we are three cismen.

The original poster is a woman, right? There is an aspect there of like power dynamic difference and like, you know, we might not think like, oh, we're being watched, it's creepy, but like if you're a young woman in the workplace, absolutely. There is a real possibility that a boss could be creeping on you. Oh, not that it doesn't happen to men, but like it's just more of a society has. tho, like, no. No. No. who's young and in the workspace, you just go, oh, this must be how this workspace is. And it's like, no.

That was more of a general comment. Of course. Of course, of course. Of course. All right. Nice, you did it. Next one. I, the thiauil for t a relationship with my girlfriend, 24-year-old woman,

for almost three years now. When we first got together, she was pretty overweight and struggling with her self-esteem, depression and anxiety. Over time, she started to work on herself, both physically and mentally. I've been incredibly proud of her progress and how far she's been putting on some weight again, and it's been affecting her mental health. She's mentioned feeling down about her body image

and her struggles with anxiety and depression have resurfaced. I genuinely care for her and I don't want to see her suffer like this. I thought about talking it out, but I knew it would just evolve into asking if I'm still attracted to her. And truthfully, I have lost some attraction over the last month or so, though, though, though, though, though, though, though, though, lost some attraction over the last month or so, though she does still look amazing for the most part. I thought it would be...

Yeah, I know. Sorry, it's... It's the for the most part. It's for me. Okay. I thought it would be better to take a more subtle approach, so I've started adding small amounts of sawdust to her food. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! That I've never been more caught off guard by a sentence.

I'm sorry, let me... I thought I would take a more subtle approach, so I started adding small amounts of sawdust to her food, the idea being it would help her feel fuller, faster, and encourage her to eat less without her knowing. I was trying to prevent her from falling back into her previous state of depression and anxiety. Unfortunately, my brother, a 30-year-old man, caught me in the act and he was shocked slash angry.

He told me, Yeah, he told me I was being manipulative and abusive, which, okay, a little shady maybe, but abusive is a serious stretch. Now my brother is giving me an ultimatum. He wants me to tell my girlfriend what I've been doing by the end of the week, or he'll tell her himself. He believes she deserves to know the truth. I think what I've been doing is enough to help her without causing her unnecessary pain by revealing what I've done, she's already lost a few pounds, I told him I would stop and I believe that should be sufficient.

I don't see the point of telling her and potentially destroying the progress she's made. My brother thinks I'm completely in the wrong and that my girlfriend deserves the truth, but I genuinely believe I was doing what I thought would be best for her, and I don't see it as a malicious act. Am I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really the jerk the the the the the the the thiiiii. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi, I'm to to thi, I'm to thi, I'm to to toe, I'm, I'm toe, I'm toe, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th. I toe, I th. I th. I'm, I toe, I'm, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm toe, t, t, t, te, te, te, te, te, te, te, te, tel, te, te, tel, the. the, the, thi Am I really the jerk for trying to help my girlfriend in this way or is my brother overreacting? Should I tell my girlfriend what I've been doing to or keep it to myself to spare her feelings? I need honest opinions here. Please keep in mind that telling her up front that she's put on weight could seriously

set her back, set back her mental health. Okay, well, well first off, first of it. Sometimes you get a story that you're just like, I want to go to bed. Like, I don't know how to continue my day. I think, I think we're missing some serious context here. I need to know, is this sawdust organic? That's a good point. Yeah, is it keto?

Keto, sawdust? Let me read this comment really quick. You're the ass ass ass ass ass her food. O.P. responded, it wasn't poison. It was sawdust. I could see if I was adding laxatives or something, but plenty of processed foods use sawdust as a filler. I thought it was a safe way to reduce her caloric intake. I think it's cellulose. I think because that was the whole thing with subwaythe whole thing with them Subway bread like people are like people like subway bread has sawdust because it's cellulose that they got it I think that's I will say sawdust has a lot of

fiber hot touch that's that's fucking bad like that's that's so insane that's that's like also just like robbing her of like the agency to like oh yeah oh yeah it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th it's th it's th it's th it's th it's th it's th it's th it's th it's th th th th that's that's that's like th that's like that's like that's that's like th that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th the th th the th the the the the the th the the the th like th like th like th like th like the th like that's like th th th th th th the agency to like, oh yeah. Like, uh-huh. It's yet another story here where we see like, like a man looking at his partner and being like, I love her so much, she's so sweet. I'm doing these crazy things to her because I love her so much. Like, that's not love, that's control.

And I also want to point out like, look, sometimes age differences are fine. Sometimes it works out. But as the age difference gets bigger, there's more of a chance for it to be like, this is a little creepy and low controlling. So when they got together, he was 29, she was 21. It's an eight-year age gap. And he's also like, well, you have all the power and control you could ever want, good lord. And now he's like, yeah, I'm feeding her secretly. It's just, that's an unhealthy situation.

No, it's super insane. It's horrifying. It's insane. I, look, reading these red stories, I do notice a correlation of when dudes are dating a woman much younger than them, there's often controlling habits from these men. I do notice that, they're like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, like, like, I, like, I, I, I, I, I, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, th. I'm like, th. th. th. th. th. th. theat, th. theat, that's theat, thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I than them, there's often controlling habits from these men. I do notice that, they're like, I can help her, I can fix this, I know, like, and it's like, then that's not a relationship to be in. Like, if you are, if you believe you're superior to your partner, no, that's not, that's not good. That's not healthy. It's a bad mindset that's controlling. Also, I guess it should be noted. If you want to lose weight, don't do sawdust. Don't eat sawdust. Don't eat sawdust. If you're feeling like shit, don't eat sawdust.

That's going to make you feel worse. It's not going to make you feel better. It's so sad because like so much is tied to people's weight and everybody has so much baggage tied to that in your own personal journey and I don't know anybody who's ever like not questioned their own weight and certain people have like really trouble histories with that. So for him to basically be implementing what would be the result of an eating disorder onto this person without their knowledge, it's truly horrific on so many levels. I don't know if I've ever heard of a secondary eating disorder before. Munchhausen's by proxy, but like...

He literally is like Munchhausen's by proxy in her in a weird way. Someone commented being like, you are the asshole. For starters, I understand that you're trying to help her in your own way, but please never add thingsto people's food without their consent. She could have been allergic or, I mean, it's sawdust. I'm adding splinters to her oatmeal. I mean, actually. Someone commented saying like, have you made similar comments to her that might be making her feel this way? And he said, no, I would never say something like that to her. I know how damaging it could be. I was trying to take a two-pronged approached approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach approach. I it could be. I was trying to take a two-pronged approach, if that makes sense. I thought if we had healthy habits and she saw immediate results, it would help her stay motivated. I, look, we only have this story.

I'm thus and healthy. We only have this story to go off of, but he's talking a lot about, oh, but it makes her, her mental health and all this stuff. And I'm just like, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. her and I think she's, I don't know, that's my assumption based on this story from his perspective that she can, and he even admitted, like yeah, and it's affected my attraction for her. I think he cares about her weight and he's trying to use a bunch of excuses. I think he cares about her weight a lot and I also think not speaking to her is, for him more than her. He's like, if I th, if I I I I I I I I I th, if I th, if I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi, thi thi's thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th is th, th is th, th, th, th is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that thro that to that to that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to her is for him more than her. He's like, if I bring this up to her, because he's afraid to admit to her that it matters to him, which, yeah, that sucks, but he's afraid to bring it up, then she's going to be mad at me or feel sad,

and then things are going to get worse for me. Like, none of this is from a place of love. It's from a place of like ownership. Yeah. And it's really gross. It's also a crime. It's a crime. I think this is a full-on crime. Putting sawdust in food? Yeah. I would imagine this. At the very least, she needs to get out of this. I hope his brother tells her and I hope she runs for the hills. You're right about the cellulose. But is OPE using cellulose or literal sawdust? We don't know. What happens, though, if you eat sawdust, sawdust is a human carcinogen. Eating sawdust can lead to intestinal blockages as well as other gastrointestinal issues. She has, he says she's been losing weight. I wonder if it's actually just causing

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That's a thing too. Yeah. He's very, he's so clearly obviously focused on. Oh, I want my girlfriend to be hotter. He's just poisoning her. He's truly a monster. Well, beyond asshole, actual terrifying man. If that woman watches these stories, run.

I hope, I hope someone tells her, God damn. I'll do it. Next, next story, here we go. Am I the asshole for taking a THC gummy at a Christian wedding? Hell yeah, man. Awesome. Yeah! Yeah! Praise to the most high. Whoa. Jesus is just like...

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take during the reception, and my roomy knew as she's in the bridal party. The ceremony was nice, and we moved to the reception, I was seated with three bridesmaids and two of the brides, college friends, 20s, a male-female couple. The wedding party left the picks and some food was brought out, so I took a gummy. I offered some to the couple I was left with and they politely declined and I thought that was the end of that. Some time passed and the wedding party returned. Right away, the couple engaged in a hushed conversation with the bridesmaid sitting opposite me. I couldn't hear over the music. The couple's vibe changed and while we were talking as a table, they would start responding to things I was saying with, oh, I wonder what other fun things you're taking and don't let the kids hear you're doing that in snarky-ish tones. I became uncomfortable, so I

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And like, make sure you don't talk to the kid? Like, that're coming, they're coming. And I'm like, everyone's mad at you, they're coming. And then I just sort of see what they do. It's really funny to me. If, you know what a fun prank that they all could have pulled on him is halfway through the wedding, he goes to the bathroom. They all tak their their their they all. And they all. And they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all theyured because they're good Christians. I'm sorry! Oh no I took the weed! That's why I'm still here.

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Oh. Okay, strap in because this is the most bizarre and embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me, throwaway account, first-time poster, etc. So I went on a ski trip with my boyfriend and his friends. It's their annual trip and the first time I went. We've been together for two years. The group that goes is him and five of his friends, four guys and one girl, all late 20s. I've met two of the guys before, but the other two and the girl I've only met briefly over face time. They knew I was coming on the the the the the the thea the the thea their the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tm. trie. tri. the the. tri. tri. tri. tri. the the tm. tm. tm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tttttttp. tp. tf. tf. tf. tf. tp. tp. tr. tr. tr. tp. that's good. We are a few days in for this weekly trip and everything is fine. The only problem has been the bathroom doors don't seem to lock. Important for later.

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keeping my knees locked shut. over and over. I am actually crying at this point because I'm so mortified and I've never been in such a bizarre situation. My crying and screaming finally got the drunkards attention. She shuts the door behind her. Now I'm breaking down in the bathroom. I'm still crying and trying to get sorted so I can be done and wash my hands and get the hell out of this room. While washing my hands, all I can think is that my boyfriend didn't help at all. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th thu thu thu. I thu. I thu. I that that that that that that that that that their thr-in, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thru. thru. teu. teu. teu. teu--upo' teananananan, tean, tean, tean, their th but I don't think that's much of an excuse. They've just been drinking beer, and I think he'd had four so far. I'm absolutely mortified and decided to just go into the bedroom. However, when I come out of the bathroom, still crying a bit, by the way, all six of them start how to laugh how upset I am and they don't stop. I go upstairs to our room and pack. I can't go three more days with these people and I don't want to sleep in the same bed as my drunk boyfriend.

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Once I flew home the next morning and got back to my apartment. I had so many texts, miscalls, and voicemails from my boyfriend. They ranged from apologetic to angry to accusing, as if I did something wrong by going to the freaking bathroom. I haven't responded yet and he comes home in two days. I haven't even read all of the text because it got more upset. How the fuck am I supposed to face did nothing, even when I was screaming and crying. He didn't stop me from leaving. He didn't follow me out. He just yelled at me and asked me where the fuck I was going. How could he not make sure I'm okay?

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And I do, I do like, I do almost, I do almost see a version where this could have been a funny moment for everybody, but she made it very clear that it wasn't, and they didn't apologize. And I think it's one of those, like, it's almost like one of those like, thoes like, like, when everybody gets on board with something, it's like hard to like shift that sort of, like, thinking, you know what I I I I mean???? th, you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin, you thin, you thin, you thin, you thin, you know what I mean, you thin, you thin, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, with something, it's like hard to like shift that sort of like thinking, you know what I mean?

And like it's, I mean she has every right to be angry and like I think the boyfriend at this point is probably embarrassed. Like it's clear that he's like thinking more about himself of like how does this look for me because now my girlfriend seems ridiculous and crazy. But it's like, yeah, she had every right to feel embarrassed. She was exposed to a group of people. That's the thing like exposed to a bunch of people like involuntarily. Yeah. That's a huge violation.

The girl, the girl like enabled it. So like yeah, which is absolutely so rough. And on top of that, like, to have the boyfriend use the specific, excuse me, specific phrasing of like, like, where the fuck are you going? That is such a, that is violent language to using it something like that. And I don't care, like, I don't care if someone is making direct eye contact with you and making lava plopps in the middle of the floor. Like, if they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, specific, specific, specific, specific, their, their, specific, specific, their, their, specific, their, their, their, the middle of the floor. Like, if they're like, I need help, you're just like, got it. Like, there needs to be a point of like, there's no more joking. Like when you're being tickled and you're about to throw up,

you need to be like, stop and eventually someone gets it. Right. And he's known her for things. Like, you know, they're not on the set of jackass. Like, this is, this is real life and he should know that with people that she's just met for the first time, especially, like, this is not okay at all. She's making it very apparent. Yeah, I see, I don't see this as something that like, it's like, oh, you need to dump them, but I think this is a th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the thi, the they, they, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thr-a, thr-a. thr-a. throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, th. th. to dump them. But I think this is a very, this is a very big learning opportunity for this guy. And the friends. I think you need to dump him. We got a bunch of comments here.

Someone said, fuck that guy. The fact that he wasn't furious with his asshole buddies invading your privacy shows his character. You weren't his girlfriend. You weren't his girlfriend. Dump his ass and never look back. He obviously does not respect you. Someone else said, you know this relationship is over. He didn't have your back. Someone else said, okay, so I went through a similar situation, minus the poop, with my ex at his brother's birthday. It was a nightmare, everyone else was making fun of me

and getting fucked up, and I was in the middle of nowhere stuck with these people, to tear down more and yell at me, which meant I would hide more and cry, which would piss him off more. Repeat for three days as I had no way home. It won't get better, I don't know why I thought it might, or why I didn't care more, but that relationship almost ruined me. Your partner should have your back,

otherwise what I wasn't brave enough to do and forget this guy. I do agree. This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, th. I, th. I, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too. I, too. I. I, too. I, toe. I, toe. I, toe. I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, tha, thau.e, thau.e.e.e.e.e. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to do and forget this guy. I do agree. This is, this is, like, it was just this such a prolonged amount of him not caring about her, like so long and like even the days of all the text and stuff not apologing. It's like, you've had time to think about this, you know, but yeah, but I don't think, I don't think he has. Do you know what I mean? He's still with those people that are enabling that thinking. But that would scare me, that would scare me to be with someone who I'd be like, oh if you're influenced by the right people you will, you could fuck me up. Oh yeah, for sure.

Oh, for sure. Yeah. For sure. But, wait. say also like, you know, if he has been with her for two years and he hasn't, like, say for instance, let's give him the benefit of the doubt, and he's like, I really didn't know she was mad. Like, that is a colossal problem because after two years you should know, you know, when they're joking a level, you should know, you know, when they're joking, and when they're being like, I need your help. And if you're still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still after after after after after after after after after after to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that a to that a that a that a to that a to that a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to the the th. the th. th. to the the to to the the. tho. too. the too. tho. too. tho. tho. that that tho. that that that that that that to that to even a matter of like not having her back. Like, that is antagonistic. That is a problem. It's scary. I'm at like 28.

I don't know, man. They're 28. He's 28. Yeah. He's, that's a manchild. Get him out of there. It is scary. Push him out.

So, there is an update. So let's see if I got a language. He got back. They fix it. He pokes too to make it up to her. She starts, possible trigger warning, drug use. Okay, so. So boyfriend came home a day after I did. He called me before his flight and asked to come over to my apartment when he got back. I agreed. I needed a flipping explanation for their bizarre behavior before I could decide what to do in our relationship. He's been wonderful and respectful for two years and then that? At that point I decided I didn't want to see his friends again. They're unimportant

to me. So he gets here I let him in and right away I see he is noticeably nervous and twitchy. He sits on my couch. I sit separately on my recliner. He blurts out, are we over? Depends on what you have the to to their. to their. th. their. th. th. th. their. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thine. thine, thine, I thine, I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I th th th th th th th thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I th th thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to say, unless you want it to be over. He says no before I finish. Okay then, so I tell him to explain what the fuck happened. So he and his genius friends took LSD and shrooms. Female friend took shrooms only. The guys were a mix of both with alcohol. My boyfriend said he took LSD only. I flipped a bit. What if one of them had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had a the the the the th. th. thoom. thoom. to to told. to to to to told. told. to to to to to to to to to told. told. told. told. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the tod. the to. the to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. took LSD only. I flipped a bit. Why the fuck didn't he tell me? What if one of them had a really bad reaction or trip? Shouldn't the one person who didn't take drugs know

they did to be able to keep them safe? I've done it and I wouldn't have judged them. He knew I'd tried in college and had a bad time, like nightmare fuel bad. No real answer on that. It is his his his his his thion thion thion th th th that is his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his thi thi. It is his thi. It is his th. It is his decision th. It is his decision is his decision is his decision is his decision is his decision. It is his decision. It is his decision. It is his decision. It is his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his decision is his his decision is his decision is his decision is his decision is his decision is his decision is his decision. It is his decision. It is his decision. It is his decision. It is his weren't really safe about it. That wasn't okay to admit that. He agreed that was a dumb decision. He said it's been about six years since they last tried it. Asked him to explain his asshole behavior the next morning then. He says he and guy friends didn't remember the reality of what happened. But shocker, female friend B. The bitch that she is laughed, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and, thi, and, and, and, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, that that that that that that that that that that that that that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, th. th. th. th. thu, thu, thu. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thu. thu. thu. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu that thu that that that that that that that that was the that was explaining it later that afternoon. The guys were horrified. Boyfriend is rethinking friendship with her. I said I never want to see her again.

Not an ultimatum, just a fact. So once he knew he was embarrassed and didn't want to apologize over phone or text so he came home early. first post. It was too hard to say. He gave me a huge hug after apologizing between forehead and cheek kisses. We agreed to work through it. I could practically smell his relief. He thought I was done with him. I did too before we talked and got an explanation. We set boundaries, no secrets, even if we think the other is going to be to be in our lives.

The fact that she acted that way when she was mostly sober and could recant the entire thing while laughing is unacceptable. I don't know what kind of personality traitor disorder makes that possible, but I don't give a fuck. She's discussed. I diagnosed her as a pick me. Dink, ding-ding, ding, n. I diagnosed her as a pick me. He understood and messaged the guys in front of me. He told them I was giving him a second chance and he explained what happened. They asked if they could face time us later to apologize.

We said yes but without B. They understood and agreed. Their apologies later that night were all very sweet and genuine. Boyfriend spoke with B a few days later and then blocked her, all while beside me. These last couple of months, he was really stepped up, these last couple of months he has really stepped up and shown me how important I am to him and how much he loves me. We both upheld our side of the boundary of no secrets.

It's actually been awesome to just talk to any issues, feelings, etc. We were great before this before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before this before this before this before this before this this this now. I wouldn't have thought that when I wrote my first post we were talking about moving in with one another next year. B did try to reach out several times but more so after my post was on Tick-Tock. She was screaming that I needed to take it down. It's not like anybody has any idea who she is in real life for fuck's sake, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, the drama, th. It, th. It, thi, thi, thi, t, t, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha. tha. tha. tha, tha, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, to, to, to, to, to, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttogu. ttogu. tttttogu. tttogu. togu. ttogu. togu.friend's friend group has all shut her out since the trip. Apparently, she's always had an excuse about why a new girlfriend of theirs didn't like her or misheard her. She's created more issues than they realized during their 14-year friendship. My boyfriend knows I have no issues with him, having friends of any their gender, but agrees we don't need her stereotypical female best friend behavior in our lives. I don't know if she has feelings for any of them

or just likes their attention, but whatever it is, no longer my problem. I don't know if this is the update you hoped for, or if you are all rooting for boyfriend to get dumped hard, but please know I'm genuinely happy with my outcome. Thanks for taking our own crazy trip with my story and update. Had to make it, had to make light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to make it, had to make light of it. You all have been wonderfully sweet and supportive. It was incredibly appreciated.

Wow. Yeah, I'm, okay, okay, so I don't feel so bad about my stance. I mean, I mean, it, they worked it out. I felt like they could. I mean, sure, I guess, out of, I didn't predict that this was happening. I went with her assumption of four beers, you, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. to, to, to, to, to to to tooooooo. too. toe. too. to. too. to. to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. 't predict that this was happening. I didn't. I went with her assumption of four beers, you know, which, but I don't, to be fair, I don't know a ton about like what LSD and Shrooms, you know, how much that would affect your mental state where this situation would be handled. I can't speak to that. Yeah, there's some serious dumbassery there. I don't know why you wouldn't. I definitely do not like like that that that that that that that that that that th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I went thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi woooooooooooooomuuu. I the. I theuu. I theat. I the. I theat. I thi thi the Yeah, there's some serious dumb assery there. I don't know why you wouldn't. I definitely do not like that they all took it and didn't.

That's crazy to me. This still, this doesn't absolve anything for me. Because there's a couple things that are majorly wrong with this. One, she did not consent to be in a room with a bunch of of of of of of of of of of of of drugs. I'm not wanting to judge drug use, you know, do what you've got to do safely, but like this is, like that's a lot to deal with. To be the only sober person in that scenario, like that's that's a lot. It's a big response. It's a big responsibility. If someone actually does get hurt and you've got to to the they responsibility, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,'ve got to call medical authorities is like what's going on. It's just like I guess he fell down like they would need to know that. And thing number two is the fact that all of those friends together decided to do that

and he just didn't tell the girlfriend. It's just a lot about the relationship to me. It's like she's a problem or a wet blanket or like, it's just, there's so much wrong with it there. And like the fact that he's like, he apologized and gave me a forehead kiss, I'm like, yuck! Yuck! Gross! Like, I want to recoil at that.

Like, this is not even, I'm glad she's happy. I really am. And I'm tr other girl was a huge problematic influence on these people doesn't mean they didn't still like engage in this behavior time and time again. They're like, yeah, it's the typical like female jealous best friend. It's like, okay, sure, she's rough. But four people got puppeted by that, I guess at best? Like, so we got some comments here. Oh man. someone said, good luck wasting your years with him.

Damn. I mean, kind of. Someone else said, so your partner got high with his buddies without cluing you in, mortifyingly embarrassed you, and pinned it all on a girl. Sounds like a charming group of guys. Someone else said, O P. I've been on Shrooms and LSD, and let me tell you, it doesn't wipe your memory. They all knew what happened. You especially remember when you are laughing hysterically and making a big deal about something.

Nah, he and his friends ain't it. The last comment we have here is, this is literally an insane update. There is nothing in this world that would make me forgive anyone who interacted with me like that. Do you have difficult family members who you were often forced to forgive in order to live peacefully? you were often forced to forgive in order to live peacefully. If so, analyze if this is just that behavior being repeated. Being alone would be better than being with a man who so deeply disrespected you. Yeah, I also want to point out in the original post,

even after all of this, before this update, she still was like, I don't know, I love him, but I do not like this reaction. So she still wasn't, that wasn't the end the line before she found out about all this drug use and everything. I do think she is it's it is it is I don't know I tend to kind of side with these comments and yes she is an adult she's allowed to make her own decisions. She's allowed she has every right to go about this as she wants, but I mean,this is, I agree with you that there's a lot to this. The original post was in March, the update is in July, so she's been saying for months, things have felt way better.

I just, maybe this is a very shitty thing to say, I am skeptical of what her idea of, like, things are great. I'm just like, man, like, I don't know. But it seems like all the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments the comments. the comments. the comments. the comments. the comments, the comments, the comments, the comments, I their th. th. th. th. thi. they. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. to. th. to. th. the the. the the the the the know, but we only have this story to go off of, I, but it seems like all the comments are skeptical on it. Yeah, I mean, I think, I think, you know, our relationship advice tends to, tends to lean towards everyone saying, dump his ass. And like, and most of the time, like, a lot of times these stories involve some form of abuse, in which case I'm all for being like, that's abuse, that's an abuser, cut him out. Yeah. This I'm like, this was a shitty, this is a really shitty situation.

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when we hear something rough, we're just like, that's it, done. So I like, I understand that there probably should be a path for redemption in a lot of cases, unless someone's safety is concerned. I will, I think, though, what that requires is accountability and you would have to look at this situation and be like, what was actually wrong with this at its core? And I think that was a lot of what we were saying about like the disrespect that came from not telling someone, yada yada yada, yada. Yada, yada. And it seems like the resolution of this was like, he's gonna be nicer and he's not hanging out with that he won't do drugs again, of choice to really mess with me and like put me in a very dangerous situation like that's that would have to be addressed and you'd

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There are definitely a lot of... Not that I'm excusing his behavior, but he's a dumb asshaulery. Is there assholary exceeding their stupid? Which one is leading the charge? This is stupid. There's like that, um, god, a philosophical theorem about like, you should never assume malice when, I think it's like ignorance or stupidity can like serve just as well, but then there's the addendum to that of like, at a certain point, stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

It's like, yeah, you might just be stupid but you're still messing things up. Like, you're just like, someone that's someonethat you're supposed to be relying on. Yeah. And that's scary. That's somehow worse. It's like, oh, you're too stupid for me to have you be on by my side. All right, next story. Am I the asshole for ordering more food after I heard we were splitting the check? Nice. We can just skip this one, yeah. For sure. Okay, so I, a 21-year-old guy and a few friends went to-s to celebrate to celebrate to celebrate to celebrate to celebrate, to celebrate, to celebrate, to celebrate, to celebrate, to celebrate, to celebrate, to celebrate, to celebrate, to to to the th, th, the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, th. th. the. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, their, their, their, so I, a 21-year-old guy and a few friends went to celebrate a mutual friend's birthday. It was organized by his partner and we were planning on going to an kind of upscale restaurant in our city. Think suit and tie, dress code enforced. I showed up with my girlfriend and we were having a good time.

We checked the prices beforehand are having a good time. We stay under budget, but I noticed my friend's partner continuously ordering more and more expensive drinks and foods. I don't think much of it since it's his partner's birthday. But when the bill comes, the table of 10 is suddenly told the gifts were expected to give is for us to split the check. Now it's my friend's birthday and I've and I and I the the, and I, and I, and I, and I's, and I's, and I's, the the thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th thi, thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, too, too, th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thrown, too, tooooooooooooooooo too too too too too too too too too too tooo, too, my friend's birthday and I've known him for close to a decade. I would have been fine splitting his bill, however expensive it should be. To put it into perspective, me and my girlfriend's bill came out to just under $200, give or take.

The entire bill was nearing $800 and they still wanted to get dessert. I noticed me and my girlfriend had the least amount of food and didn't get multiple appetizers, drinks, etc. The thing is, I know I'm more financially stable than my friends my age since I really just had the cosmic luck of landing a decent job out of school. So I could have contributed, but, thrown, could have contributed, but frankly, I felt this was a trap to get me to pay more than we budgeted. If they communicated prior to the dinner as an obligation, that's one matter, but suddenly telling us after everyone is mostly done eating dinner seems sketchy at the very least. I had a quick text conversation with my girlfriend, and we both decided to order expensive desserts raising the price even more. Now suddenly, when the bill comes, some people, especially my friend's boyfriend doesn't

have enough money to split the bill equally between everyone. They started bickering in a public restaurant, the bill, me of intentionally raising the bill outside of their budget. I counter with how it was kind of rude to just expect people to pay stuff for him. And he said it's his birthday. To keep the piece, I paid for only his meal, but left his drink and dessert tab for everyone else to split. I left with my girlfriend and paid our bills. When we were leaving, they were still arguing over the bill. That was yesterday. I woke up this morning to find on multiple social media how I'm such a terrible person. How I raised the bill by ordering extra food. Mind you, they were all planning on desserts while we weren't. My girlfriend says I did the moral thing of paying for my friend's food, but I'm livid I got peer pressured into it.

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Wow. Wow. I mean, that changes things, the drink part, for sure. Yeah, bro. Wait, wait. So they spent $1,000 on just alcohol? They spent $2,000 plus. They spent $1,000 on just alcohol? They spent $2K plus. They spent $2,000 plus. They spent $1,000 on food and over $2,000 on drinks.

So the bill? So given an even split for them that would have total been around $600 before tax and tip combining their share of drinks and appetizer. The way he wrote it out as strange. The overall bill was over $2,000. But they didn't have any drinks. So they didn't share in that split of the drinks? Yeah, I mean regardless of the amount, it is very high. I think for most people's monetary income, if you're very wealthy, this isn't even a discussion. But for anybody who this matters to, this is a lot of money. So like I personally have an issue with splitting a bill usually because I don't drink because I don't order as much when people like

appetize, appetize, well the whole table's gonna have a bite, get it. It's just like it. It kind of frustrates me but like I think especially at a really expensive place. That's really tough and I think there's a common thread here because we also had that other one, that other Reddit story a few episodes back where someone was like, I'm throwing a party for myself and I want to charge my friend's admission. I don't think on your birthday it's ever a good move to be like, everybody pay for this for me because it's my special dad. I'm a special boy. Yeah I think thi. Yeah I think. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. I thin. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thin. I'm thi. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thi th th th thi. I'm th th th. I'm th th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thin. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thr-I thrown. I'm thrown. I'm thrown. I'm thrown. I'm thrown. I'm thrown. I whisper to people and be like, like, Shane, man, we got this. No, no, no, don't pull out that wallet.

We got this. We'll split for you. Otherwise, that sucks. Yeah, also I will say like, good point. The birthday boy is the fucking asshole here because they're going gonna pay for me. I'm gonna find the most expensive restaurant in my city. And they're gonna pay for me. And he didn't let them, he didn't let at least some of them know until they were done.

That's insane. That's insane. That's absolutely treat. That's like a reverse treat. Like, once everyone's, that.. He's like, everyone, give me $500. Yeah, it's absolutely absurd. It sounds like some of the friends were in on it, though, on like the split and they're trying to like amp it up.

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They were trying to do their thing. Dude, I'd be so on. Money is like, money's a tricky thing. That is tied to so many things in life, and regardless of whether or not someone makes money, you might want to budget. You might want to live below your means. Like, it doesn't mean you should be a huge spender all the time, right? So just because they're assuming, like, oh, he makes good money.

Yeah, he can help out his friend, and if he wants to help out just his friend, great. But that assumption sucks. Yeah, no, it's. And at first, like when you're reading the story, I was like, oh, you're ordering the most expensive desserts to ratchet up the bill. That's kind of spiteful, you're doing it intentionally. You didn't even want dessert. That sucks. And now I'm just like, yeah. They paid, so they didn't ratchet up the bill. They paid for their own food. They removed it from the bill.

Did they? Okay, I missed that. Someone said, Raffle, if I was you, I would pay only for my own food along with the girlfriend and let the others split their food if that's what they wish. It's inappropriate and rude to manipulate someone, not the asshole. Someone else said, when I read the title, I was so ready for you to be the asshole in this situation.

But nope, I don't think you are. I think it's a really shitty behavior when people know that they're splitting a bill, so they start ordering cocktails, multiple horse pay for his meal after everything that happened. That was me, I would have been so embarrassed and would have insisted on paying for my own food to prove that I wasn't just using my friend for free food. Yeah, I will say like, you know, a birthday is your special day to a degree. I do think selfish people often use it as an excuse. Like it's like, oh, here's my get out of jail free card t.ay. It's like, no, man, you could still be an asshole on your birthday. Yeah. Like, there's still, there's still rules.

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Or die trying. Yeah. My guy. All right, next story. Well, that was crazy. That was crazy. It can't get worse than that. Am I the assu for calling my eight-year-old niece ugly? Let's hear them out. Let them cook. This was posted today as of reading.

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She's also, simply put, very unfortunate looking. Just such an ugger. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's so. Look, you're smart. You're smart and stuff, but you're freaking ugggy. Neither her parents are ugly but she received the worst possible combination of their features. Maybe in time she'll grow into it with time but currently she is as I said unfortunate

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That is, that means a lot of things. And this guy is thinking entirely looks. And it's like, calling someone beautiful is also like, you're a beautiful person. You are a beautiful being. Okay, this guy, I do not agree with him at all. What I will say that I do... Here comes the butt, which is what they say when they see her face walking toward him, am I right? Am I right?

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Some comments here. You're the asshole. Everything you said about it not being good to put beauty on a pedestal and act like that's what's important is true. You're right about the overall attitude. But saying to her parents that she is ugly is completely unnecessary and incredibly rude rude asshole behavior. Yes, exactly.

Someone else said, you're right, you, you, you, you,s to balance out the perception that physical beauty is more important, is most important, but why do the two need to be mutually exclusive? What benefit is there to calling her ugly? Why not? I don't know, do what you can to make her feel less ugly while also highlighting all her other great qualities. And you're right that she'll run into her fair share of bullies in her life. My heart breaks for her that her own uncle is her first one. There we go. Yeah, that's true. It's based off of his judgment that he's like, I know she's ugly.

It's like, she's eight. I feel like he's like almost there. You know, like he's like almost there. And he's like almost there. a lot of people from this industry that dealt with that too, where, yes, teens and your peers when you're growing up are going to be awful to you, but there's nothing more devastating than your own authority figures, backing that shit up. That makes you feel like you have no support system, that no one in life. Like, you know, like, I do think to agree, like, it's great to have parents or authority figures in your life that you look up to who are like,

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Yeah. Let's go. Bring it in! Some comments. Your 20, never owned a belt in your life, and this is only the first time this has happened to you. He said, well, I buy pants that fit, these weren't my pants. Okay, fine. Someone else said, if you end up dating for a while, this will be something funny for you to share, it's all good. He responded, definitely could have ended worse, but she responded great, which has made it much funnier. Never living it down, though. Super funny.

This is young Mr. Bean. I really wanted him to keep going on the description. He's like, her sister was in the window watching, as was her elderly nun of a grandmother, and youth pastor, and a baby that just happened to be there. And a Christian couple who were upset because they saw some edibles fall out of my pants. Meanwhile, they had an ugly dog. Ugly knees. Wow, this has been a roller coaster. It really has a lot of insane things. Well, did we, I don't know if we learned anything today, but you know. It made me feel good about myself to hear about all these shitty people. Yeah, I think so. And I'm gonna try that belt trick to somebody. I think that'll be, I think that'll be like fun comic relief, you know?

No, I didn't have a belt. I don't think if you're older than 20, I don't think it works anymore. Yeah, I don't think that's a very nice. You can't be like, I don't have a bell. But it is a way to get out of a split bill. If it's like, can we split the bill and you stand up and your pants come off? They're not gonna believe me. Yeah, I'd be like, I got to go to the bed. It's past my bedtime.

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