Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - Toxic Friendships | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: June 10, 2023

Have you ever had a toxic friendship like these? 0:00-1:32 Intro 1:33-10:27 My friend is being used https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/122spuy/im_totally_not_jealous_that_my_friend_got_ask...ed/ 10:28-19:59 My kid broke their TV https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/12y35dq/aita_for_not_helping_my_friend_upgrade_her_tv/ 20:00-34:48 Not going to my twin's birthday party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/132rpi2/wibta_for_not_attending_my_twin_brothers_surprise/ 34:49-42:40 Asked my friend to delete a pic off his phone https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/12wnjjg/aita_for_wanting_my_friend_to_delete_a_picture/ 42:41-53:09 I helped my friend get a job https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/12z3e40/aita_for_helping_my_friend_get_a_job/ 53:10-59:13 I made nude deepfakes of my friends https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/12y1qfs/aita_for_playing_around_with_deepfake_nude/ 59:14-1:08:59 I went on vacay with my friend's dad https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/sgkhmx/i_accidentally_hopped_on_my_besties_dads_dick/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ Jacklyn Uweh // https://www.instagram.com/jacklyn_uweh/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Rock Coleman Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Art PA: Adam Mustafa Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:27 I just feel gang signs. Uh, Keith, do you ever go on Reddit? Are you a Redditor at all? A Reditor? Yeah, that's what it's called? Yeah, yeah. Obviously not. No. That's a Reditor? That's really good. Yeah, yeah. No. I think you would like some of it, but hate most of it. Yeah. So we pulled a bunch of stuff that I think you'll like.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Yeah, I love to hate. Jackie, do you go on Reddit? I do. Yeah? I don't ever post, but I... You're a lurker? You're a lurker? I'm a lurker. What are you willing to say like your favorite subred? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, thi. thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th? So my top ones are like the bikini bottom reddit. Okay, that's good one. This is SpongeBob, me what? What the hell is this? I'm on the general real housewives, Reddit. I just be lurking there. I'd just be lurking there and then I go city by city sometimes and I'm like, I'm not how far along it, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th. What, th, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what??... What? What? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, th. What, th. What, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the have a Reddit. So most of this stuff that we pulled today is from places like, Am I the Asshole?
Starting point is 00:01:28 Or Relationship Advice? These are like stories that people write anonymously to see like, hey, am I crazy in this situation? Is my friend being a jerk? Am I being a jerk? So, buckle up. All right. Is there a seat belt? No. Okay. No, you're on your own. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Here we go. Here's our first story. This comes from relationship advice. So this is a 27-year-old woman. She says how to tell my friend, who's a 26-year-old woman, she's being used by a guy who's 26 to make me jealous. I don't want my friend dating this guy that has a crush on me, should I tell her to not pursue anything with him. There's this guy, let's
Starting point is 00:02:11 call him Mike. I know through a mutual friend who occasionally comes out with us. In this particular friend group there's five of us and six when Mike comes. Mike just moved to our state where we live about six months ago. He immediately took a liking to me but he's not. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the, th. the, th. th. the, th. th. th. the, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, toe, to, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me, to me, to to to me, to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the thi, the thi, the the thi, the, thr. thr-s, the the the the. the the the. the. the. te. today, te. today, toe, toe, toe, toe. to our state where we live about six months ago. He immediately took a liking to me, but he's not my type. I haven't even given him my number, and we'll let him know we're not compatible. He isn't weird about it. After I curve him, he will go to do other stuff, but still may buy me a drink or some food throughout the night. Fast forward last night, my friend, let's call her Mariah, comes out with us. Mariah is normally part of another circle of friends, but she wanted to come out with us. The night starts out similar. He asks if I'll finally give him my number.
Starting point is 00:02:51 I said no thanks. He jokes with me and then preoccupies himself. That is until Mariah comes, and he meets her for the first time. Out of nowhere, he's chatting up and the're laughing. They did a karaoke duet where Mike sounded awkward and couldn't dance or sing, but Mariah killed it. She tells how much she likes that Mike just is himself and isn't trying to act cool. I suspect Mike was trying to make me jealous.
Starting point is 00:03:16 It didn't work because I don't like him, but it isn't fair to Mariah. She texted me letting me know she gave Mike her number and that he's taking her out on a date Saturday. How do I let her know Mike is just using her without hurting her feelings? She didn't know Mike has a crush on me. Sent on my phone, so excuse any typos. Okay, so... So, just to summarize, this guy Mike often hits on her, asked for her number. She keeps telling him no. Finally, he goes, he goes, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to let to th to let to let to let to let her their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their me me me me me me me their their their their their their their their their their tell. tell. tell. tell me tell. tell me tell. tell. tell. tell. tell me me tell. tell me tell. tell me the the the the the the the the t summarize, this guy Mike often hits on her, ask for her numbers. She keeps telling him no. Finally, he goes and talks to someone else
Starting point is 00:03:49 and she's like, oh, yeah. I need to tell her that he's not actually into her. Yeah. The thing is, she doesn't know, Mike is hitting on all the girls in the group. Yeah. Right. He's talking to Sh- the the the to the to to the to the to to to the girls. to to to to the girls to the girls to the girls to to the girls the girls the to thi thi thi thi. thi. Mike is thi. Mike is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to to the. to to to to to ta. toea. toea. toea. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. the. the.'s trying to fuck. He's talking to he's talking to Shatiya. Yeah He's talking to Karen. Yeah, he's talking to Ashley. Yeah He's also talking to Mariah. He's talking to whoever the other he's talking to all of them. Mike does not care no. That's the thing about like a lot of guys. They just try to they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just try they just they just they just they just they just try try try they just they just try try to try to try they just they just try to they just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. try. try. try. try. try. try. try try. try try try try try try to to to to to to to to? Mariah? No, not Mariah, the one who's like,
Starting point is 00:04:25 she's like, like kind of ego tripping. What's her name? She doesn't have a name. So we should just call her Janet. You typically call, we typically call a person who wrote it, O P, P, so, oh, original poster. Okay, so O P, P, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly,, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, honestly, honestly, she, honestly, she, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, like, she has, okay, I think a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:04:45 we've all been in a situation where we like to be lighted by someone. You know what I mean? Like, I think she's just, she's jealous because she's not getting the attention anymore, which is the problem. She wants to up her hand. And I feel like people that want the upper hand like that, like you gotta watch out for them. You know, I have been in the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper the upper thupupupupupupupupe that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be like to be like to be to be to be like to be to be to be to be to be to be like, to be to be to be to be to be tooo. too. tooo. tooo. tooo. too. too. too. too. too. to be like to be like to be to You know, I have been in this situation before. One in the upper hand? Not me, I'm not O.P. I am not, not me like, I'm 27.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I'm 27. Right. I'm 27. Right. No, it sounds like, I mean, the fact that she's so concerned about the fact that she needs to be the one to tell her, hey, he doesn't like you, you're a basic-ass bitch. He can't like him because he liked me first. And he's just trying to make me jealous.
Starting point is 00:05:38 So I just, I really don't want to get your feelings hurt because he, there's no way he's interested in you. He just wants me. Someone in the comments accuses her of being jealous of the woman, of Mariah. And she goes, no, that's not the case. I'm actually rooting for them. If he's not using her, but I know how guys are, clearly you don't and that's okay, but don't imply things on me because you don't know how guys work. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Isn't she doing that to the everybody involved in the situation? Y'all, guys, it's a whole projection screen. Yeah, well, someone's a guy steps in to defend the woman and points out that op is indeed jealous. He goes, uh, so a guy writes, I am a guy wi. I am a guy writes, I'm. I. I. I, I. I, I, I. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th so thi. I'm so th so th so th so th so th so th. I don't, I so, I'm so I'm so I'm so I, I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th so. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th so, I am so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so thi thi th so th so th so th so try th so try th so so don't so so don't so th so th so th so points out that the O.P. is indeed jealous.
Starting point is 00:06:26 He goes, so a guy writes, I am a guy. I know how guys are. He's into her. Quit trying to make it about yourself. I've asked out more than one woman in a night. Every guy on the planet has. to move along. She responds, have you asked out another woman's friend after said woman rejected you for six
Starting point is 00:06:47 months? He responds, wouldn't think twice about it. I wouldn't ask out an ex's friend, but a friend of someone I had a crush on? That means nothing. Sorry you don't have his attention anymore. Yeah. That's it. I think people don't realize like, guys can often work like, you know those toys that bump into a wall and they immediately just go like in other directions.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Okay, like and we just keep moving like. Well, I mean also women do it too. Like I've hit on every one of Keith's friends that I meet that single. The funny thing about it, y'all like all jokes aside, she's not lying. Yeah. Look, we're working on a, okay. th. She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. the the the the right now. We're in our room. I'm like, oh no, okay, not, okay. I'm like, no, he's good. He's from the side of the club. Not that one. Okay, let me shake my ass and somebody else.
Starting point is 00:07:36 This one, he's cool. Just night at the rocks buried. Hey, I think this comment chain continues. So she says, after the guy says, hey, that's how, this is how guys work, like, they don't, we don't care. She goes, okay, well, I should clarify, a gentleman wouldn't do that. At least not on the same night, after asking for the girl they've been crushing on's number, but it is what it is. That's the problem with men today. No one is raising you all to be gentlemen. He then responds, right, I didn't realize you were the royal
Starting point is 00:08:08 princess of Cuntenberg. Oh! And you deserve the etiquette of being properly honored by the man you rejected. He should sulk in shame for a minimum of a fortnight. Should he have brought you more food and drinks? How about a foot rub? Again, we can all see that you're upset he's moved along because you love the attention and freebies grow up. Yo, this dude just clapped the back like none other. That's crazy. He's good.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah, he's good. When he started reading that last comment, I was like, has Damien entered the chair? Oh, indeed! Yeah, I was like, why is this in Damien's voice? Someone else said, in regards to like her comments, they said, her comments just make her look terribly jealous, regardless of what she says. If I were a betting gal, I say she likely wants to make sure her her is the main character.
Starting point is 00:09:03 And then someone said, Op has now texted Mike in order to prove he liked her, and in his response, he's totally chill and doesn't give any indication he's asking Mariah out to use her. A saga, wow. That's just a whole lot. Yeah, because she could have easily been like, okay, cool, move on. But she had to make a whole thing out of it. She literally went to the internet to write about this.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Yes, because attention is a hell of a drug. If you get a certain amount of attention and you get it, and you get it for a little bit, once that's gone, you know what I mean? Some people, I know people they don't get it, they make a big deal out of it. Like, legitimately, I know some people in my past that's like, yo, like, you say you don't want attention, but you do this and you do that and blah blah, blah, but you want to be seen. You want to be heard. You want all the focus on you. And I mean, if you like it, just say that, but I think she's denying it and that's the problem. Right. That's the problem. Because she's probably still single and alone.
Starting point is 00:10:06 See? I mean, every indication shows that. Right. She's alone. Because if the guy is hitting on her for six months straight, she doesn't say, I have a boyfriend or something. Yeah. And that's why she's single in her little palace of Cuntingberg. Cuntingberg. Man, that guy must have felt so great typing that off. He's like, man, that's my finest work.
Starting point is 00:10:29 He's like, he felt triggered. He said, oh, I felt so man shamed. I know. I'm like, oh my god, I'm not a bad one. Let's move on to the next one. All right. Am I the asshole for not helping thing thing thing thing th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th to the next one. All right. Am I the asshole for not helping my friend upgrade her TV even though my kid broke theirs? Ooh! Hold on, do we got to read this one?
Starting point is 00:10:51 Sorry. It feels pretty clear. Uh, okay. Earlier this month, my friend had some people over and a lot of us brought our kids. I brought my daughter, who's five, and my son, who's two, and supplied the main dish for lunch. The adults were talking in the living room while the kids played throughout the house. Normally at home, my daughter knows how to use the remote to turn on her shows. While we were talking, she found the remote and tried to turn on one of her shows. My friend was playing some music on the TV so she was the th. th. th. th. toe. th. My friend told. My friend told. My friend. My friend. My told. My told. My told. the told. told. th. the th. th. th. I, th. th. the thi. thi. the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, th. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I was, toda. I was, toda. today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, thi. the the the thi.'t allowed to do that. My friend told her to stop and told her to hand the remote over. My daughter didn't like that, of course,
Starting point is 00:11:28 because she's five and five-year-olds don't understand things like that. My friend, they don't understand questions. My friend kept demanding the remote and my daughter started to get up set up to the remote from her. She's just just a kid and she didn't mean anything bad so she shouldn't be so demanding. She asked me to try to get the remote from her, but I felt like my daughter would have a tantrum if I took the remote so I said no and leave her alone. She kept being demanding with my daughter and she threw the remote at the TV. After that I picked her up and my son and took them to the car and went home. I couldn't deal with my friend and my daughter being mad at each other anymore.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I didn't see anything wrong with the TV when I was leaving, but one small spot was broken. That's something wrong. My friend sent me pictures of it and asked me to pay to replace the TV. I felt like it was partly her fault because she was demanding with my daughter, but I decided to be the bigger person and just pay. Oh my God. I asked her to send me a link to the TV and I'd buy the new one. Here's where I think I might be the asshole.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Now is where I might be the asshole. My friend said they were wanting to upgrade the TV, so I should send her the price of the old the old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old the old the oldthe price of the old TV so they can get a better TV. I feel like that's taking advantage of my daughter and my kindness, so I said no. I told her I'd buy the same model TV and nothing else, which I think is fair. She told our friends who were also at the lunch, and they kept bugging me about sending her the money. They say it's all the same money, but but but to to to me, but to me, but, but, but, to me, to me, the money, the money, the, the, the, th., th., thi, thi, thi, the same, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, the, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I I, I I. I I. I. I. I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I. I, th. I, thin, thin, the the the the the the the the th th the th th thin, th th toda, tole, today, tha, tha, tha, that that the the the the th th th the same money to me, but it's the principle of the thing. Am I the asshole?
Starting point is 00:13:05 Okay. Okay. Why are we fighting with children? First of all. That's my first question. The thing, my thing, that problem is, it sounds like little Caitlin runs the house. Because the mom was, the mom was afraid that she was going to throw a tantrum. You know what I mean? Like, where's the order? If my, look, I'm just trying to think of my mom in a situation like this. My mom would not go for any of her friends' children. Like, no. I wouldn't, with my mom, I wouldn't be making noise. Come on, yes. I don't understand whenever, like, look, I'm not a parent. So like, I, I, it's a realm that I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I, I, th. I can critique too much, but whenever I see kids, like young kids, who come up to strangers and demand
Starting point is 00:13:49 shit of them, I'm like, I remember being five and being scared, shitless of like fucking with strangers. Like other adults, I had to be like, stranger, danger. Or just, just even my parents' friends, I can't like fuck with them. And if I go to someone's house, I can't fuck with the shit. That's Auntie. It's like, no, yes, Auntie. Look, see, this thing, I'm also not a parent, but I'm not a parent.
Starting point is 00:14:15 But I will critique and that little girl, come on. Come on, we need some discipline right now. The fact that it's like, no, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that's, that's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th th th th th th th that's, th that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi I'm sorry. Hey, you're fucked up, Brad. So speaking of discipline, there's an edit here. I don't know what everyone expects. It's not like I can spank her in front of everyone. You just think I don't discipline her at all, but people are so sensitive these days, I can't whoop her at my friend's house. Well, whoop her when you get home? I'm sorry. Wup her. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's like, that's like, th. th. th. that's like, that's like, th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theeeeat. I'm theeate. I's the. I's the. I's the. I'm the. I I'm sorry. My reaction to that, it's like, it's not even about spanking. It's just like, you as the parent, hey, tell your daughter to give the remote back. Like, why are you making your friend do this work? Yeah. Do it! Also, how strong is the five-year-old's grip? Take the remote. No is my future Olympian daughter. She's like this big of the rock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:08 And threw it at a TV and broke it. I mean, she's got the muscle. She's gonna get a scholarship someday. So yeah, you know, she brings up, it's not like I can spank her in front of everyone as if that's the only option. There's a million things, I assume. You can threaten a child and it works well. I've gotten a couple of days. I've gotten threatened.
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Starting point is 00:15:50 ever happened to me I just knew I just respect authority. So yeah and then there's the financial side of this and she's just the friend is just asking for the price of the original TV. Yeah so that they can put it towards. She doesn't want. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I.................................................................................................................................. doesn't want her to buy the old TV again. Okay. She wants, hey, just the amount of money that that it was worth so that we can buy a new TV. For some reason she has an issue with that, but it's like it's the same money. The mom, the mom of the daughter has issues with everything, honestly. The daughter, like, it's just too much. And I think, the the mom, the the mom, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the mom, the mom, the the mom, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the the the the the amount, the the amount, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. that, the that, that, the the the the th. the th. th. the th. th. threat, the the amount of money, the. threat. that, the the me. It's too much. And I think the friend is actually being logical. You know what I mean? Straight up logical, to the point, this is what it is. And I think the, I really hope that somewhere along the way, the mom with the daughter, I hope that she can like,
Starting point is 00:16:39 she learns to discipline her daughter some type of way. Because this kid is on her way to discipline her daughter some type of way, because this kid is on her way to jail. She on her way to jail. I'm just, I got a couple cousins and it gives that. And they are in jail. You know where they're at? Jail. No, hold on, prison. Oh my God. She's going to prison.
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Starting point is 00:18:31 if you can't teach your children to respect other people's houses you shouldn't be taking them there your child acted horrendously and you have the nerve to get upset at your friend yeah that's not cool also you're the asshole for not doing the right thing and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to the to to to to the the the to to to the the to the to to to the to the the the to the the the the the to to the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I I I I I I I I I'm the. the. thea. tooooooooooooooo. te. te. te. thea. thea. the. the the the the Also, you're the asshole for not doing the right thing and just sending her the cost of the TV. Your kid broke it. Pay for what your child broke, period. You break you by. And last comment, the comment about five-year-olds, not understanding thing, kills me. I teach five-year-olds and the only ones who don't understand boundaries the only ones who don't understand boundaries and rules, the ones who's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, the thi, the the th, the the their, their, their, pay their, pay their, pay their, pay their, pay their, pay their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, pay their, pay their their their their their their their their their their their their thr thr--in, thro, throoo, thooooooo, thooooo, th thooooooooooooooo, pay th, come to me from special ed understand the basic rules about respecting other people's stuff. Yeah, I feel like by five, you can have a general sense of don't break other people's TV. Yes, don't throw a remote at the TV.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Y'all, I was doing a whole of math equations by five. None of y'all believe me, y'all is lying. I wanted to get out a pen and paper. Yeah, I was like, uh, where's some math. I was reading French at 5. Let's cut to the clip of us all trying to, 47, whatever that fucking math was in Bepperty, 42, 47, 45, oh my gosh, don't embarrass me. I'm embarrassed. I'm still thinking about that episode.
Starting point is 00:19:46 There's a lot of pressure. Oh my God. Yeah, kids understand. Kids are more, they're brighter than what we give them credit for. Kids are smart. I also love, I do, I will say, I love talking to kids like adults. Like not like fighting with children, but just like, I mean, kids are really smart. They're very smart. And so it's like, let's not undermine the child. You know what I mean? Like, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Um, next story. Would I be the asshole for not attending my twin brother's surprise birthday dinner when I was only invited as a guest? Okay, so I get it's their birthday too. So it's like, okay, okay, here we go go. So I'm I'm, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, let's like, th, th, th. So I th, th th. So I th th. So I'm like, th th th th. th. th. thi, thi, the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Let's OK, so I get it. It's their birthday, too. So it's like, OK, here we go. So I'm a twin. My brother and I hang out all the time, and we are super close. In a few days, it's our 25th birthday.
Starting point is 00:20:35 We share the same friend group, and we're all really close and have been since high school. their tree. school. He has a close group of girlfriends, about five of them, who I have also known for many years. I would class them as being closer with him in recent years, but we are still good friends and socialize often together. Now, I have been added to a group, cat labeled my brother's name Surprise Dinner. It is a surprise birthday dinner for my twin brother organized by one of the girls in that group, and they have invited me as a guest. One of them also said in the group that it would be nice, it would be nice to see me as well. So I just feel like an afterthought. I wouldn't really have minded if the girls
Starting point is 00:21:12 wanted to organize a surprise birthday evening exclusively for my brother and themselves, but they have also invited my partner and some of my brother and I's closest friends. This feels inconsiderate and quite upsetting, as I can't understand why I would be invited to my literal twin brother's surprise birthday dinner with me only invited as a guest, as it is also my birthday involving all of our friends. My girlfriend also found this action to be extremely rude and wondered why this girl didn't just reach out to her,
Starting point is 00:21:40 and then they could have organized a surprise involving both of us instead of instead or have just involved both my brother and I and left the surprise element out of it. In the chat it is clearly stated that we are all to arrive at one time while my brother is due to arrive 20 minutes later. The thought of attending makes me feel weird because it's just a celebration for his birthday when he and I are literally born on the same day. This isn't new information to the organizer. Also, every year my brother and I do something together because we want to and because we have the same friends. Last year our friends and my
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Starting point is 00:22:56 because what if we turn up and there is no room? This makes it slightly more awkward, as we may not be able to just pull up a chair and join. The dinner is tomorrow also. Uh, what? Yes, he is the asshole. See, this is nothing. If he would have RSVPed earlier, he would have a seat for sure. That's not, that's kind of an important. He's using that as an excuse of like, oh, you know what, actually the reason I shouldn't go is there's maybe not enough room for me. Yeah. And he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th is, th is, th is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is th is th is th is th is th. Yes, is th. Yes, is th. Yes, is th. Yes, is th. Yes, is th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th.e is me kind of thing. Now, here's the like defense for this guy, is that it's all of his friends. It's like his whole social circle. But they're not as close anymore.
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Starting point is 00:23:52 I'm going to say, like, I understand where he's coming from. I think he needs to communicate that better and understand that more, like, yeah. Or he could just show up and it'd be his birthday too. That's what I do sometimes if my friends have the birthday, I'm like, oh, it's my birthday too. I mean. On their birthdays that aren't your birthday. You know?
Starting point is 00:24:15 I think it's also that he's being looped in as like, it's a surprise for his brother. And so it's like, it's just very much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh, okay, like, I got an easy fix. He could show up with his brother and act like he doesn't know. Boom, surprise, happy birthday to y'all. See, and this is where the emotions of it all come in. Oh, I can see that. I feel like his feelings are hurt.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Right? And I think, I feel like if he does not want to go, he does not have to go. He can do whatever he wants. It is his birthday. He can spend his birthday doing whatever he wants. If he doesn't feel celebrated, he is not required to go, that's okay. If he wants to do something with his brother or celebrate with that group of friends where he feels like he's a center of attention, that is when you go to the side of the group chat, and you be like, hey, I'm, hey, can we talk about this? Or like, can we just like, like, you know it's my birthday too?
Starting point is 00:25:11 Yeah, like, hey, like, I'm feeling like, this feels weird or like, you know what I mean? Or if, or if his girlfriend wants to do that on his behalf, and like, and like, and like, and like, and like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to.. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, like, like, like, like,, whoever's organizing it, because it seems like the intent for the friend group is like good, right? And also, like, maybe it's like, okay, maybe he needs his own little surprise party to make himself feel better. Like, not to be rude. No, no, for sure. I think a lot of it's the framing of it, the way that they're like, yeah, you can come as well. you they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah, you can, you can, yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, you they they they they they they they they they they, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you they're like, you they're like, you can, you can, you can, you can, they're like, they're like, they're like, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can come, you can come, you can come, you can come, they're like, they're like, birthday also. No, that's how I, they don't like him. There must, that's how I know, because this is a thing,
Starting point is 00:25:48 have you ever been friends with a brother and a sister or like whatever? Yes. And there's always the one that's just like, wea, we don't really want them to come. Yes. You can some character flaws. But like that's what I'm saying like he has agency Like if he doesn't want to go he doesn't have to go he doesn't have to go like? He can just be like no or not. Yeah, it feels shitty like I get that it feels shitty If he doesn't want to go because it's like hey, I'm not going. I like I don't want to I feel weird Like whatever then he can do whatever he wants to do. It's it it it it, it, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's very it's very it's very it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th th th th th th th th to be th to be thi to be thin. It's very th th the thi thin. It's th the the to the he can can't he can't he can't he can't he he he he overwhelmingly not the asshole. People sided with him. I think, the only thing I'm thinking is, it feels like if he doesn't go, like his brother didn't do anything wrong.
Starting point is 00:26:33 And is that like him not showing up like, I would kind of be like, I would, I don't know, it'd be hard to then not show up to my brother's, like, I would want want a surprise for him too, you know what I mean? But I get that and I, I feel like that's gotta be a tough dilemma for twins of like you're always lumped together. You never get your own individual thing. Yeah, I can't help but think that. It's like neither of them ever get feels like like if everyone feels like oh like that's weird and like yeah it is inconsiderate like it's it's it's it is absolutely inconsiderate and and because you're in the scenario okay then what right like how are you gonna celebrate yourself?
Starting point is 00:27:17 what do you want to do for your birthday is this the day that you go to six by yourself on your 25th birthday? Oh it sounds terrible when all the friends are gonna be on the. But like, it's like, or is someone gonna organize? Like, is your girlfriend gonna organize you your own thing? Oh, yeah, he does have a girlfriend. Where's she at? She's mad. She's upset. She's upset for him.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Sounds like some homo go' ga. that is also that all does suck is that like days before it's like basically your whole friend group says hey we're not celebrating your party they're doing nothing for your birthday because we're doing this but he also didn't plan a birthday like he like how especially look birthdays are a tricky tricky situation that's a really awful reference um what happened what happened sorry that's a really deep cut from the wedding singer musical anyway anyway no but tho th no but like like like like th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they're thy they're thy they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're's a really deep cut from the wedding singer musical. Anyway, no but like so okay like let's also we're all talking hypothetical so like this dude is also like... this dude is also like...
Starting point is 00:28:16 Oh, there we go. I wonder what we're gonna do for my birthday. I like, he's just like, oh, they plan like, you can plan a birthday? Can I say something though? Yeah, absolutely. I have a theory. Yeah, go ahead. What if there is a surprise for him plan?
Starting point is 00:28:34 That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Because yeah, it's like it is strange that this friend group invited his friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the theeeeeeeeee. they. the the toeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. to. to. the fishy. And there's an update. Okay, this might change everything. This and everything's different. Hank, sorry guys. I know you all have been wanting an update, but I felt like I really had to sit with my feelings for a few days and really think about the nuances of the situation. I also want to thank you all for your supportive comments. It made me feel like I wasn't going crazy. Ha ha. Happy birthday!
Starting point is 00:29:03 It made me feel like I wasn't going crazy. Ha ha. Happy birthday! There's been a lot of common questions, so I'll try to answer those first. Could this be a secret surprise for me, too? No, definitely not. I was added to the group chat with all the other guests and was given instructions on when to be there and when we would all surprise my brother. Also, this girl is not that thoughtful, ha ha. And if it was a secret surprise, my partner would have known
Starting point is 00:29:28 and wouldn't have just let me suffer in silence. Does this girl have a crush on my brother? I was actually, I guess people were asking if she has a crush on his brother. I was actually impressed by people's intuition. It's not really a straightforward crush. She's thi th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thri, thru, toooooooi, toooi, thi, thi, thruuui, thi, thi, thi, thi cold with him, but they aren't together. I do think that she tries hard to be the most important girlfriend in his life, though. So I think her organizing his surprise part, surprise dinner is her way of further trying to achieve that status. So you guys were spot on.
Starting point is 00:29:58 To the few who said that I need to get out of my feelings and go, I would have absolutely have absolutely need to get out of my feelings and go. I would have absolutely had no problem at all if they wanted to do something with just my brother alone. If they had just left it to their girl group to celebrate him and left me out of it, I respect that they are closer to my brother and I would have been happy for him. The problem arises when I'm invited as a bystander and my partner and some of my best friends are invited to while completely disregarding that it's my birthday also. That's what made me feel shitty. Why haven't some of my closest friends who were invited say say anything? Haven't they said anything? I got a call from a friend the day of the dinner and he said he spoke with our other close friend and they agreed that it
Starting point is 00:30:38 was extremely rude and a strange thing to do. I asked him why none of them spoke up on my behalf and he just apologized and said he didn't have any excuses for it. They still ended up going to the dinner. My other close friend rang up the day and she said that she is not attending because it doesn't feel right to do. Then this close friend ended up texting one of the girls from the group, that group, explaining why she won't be there. The girl then responded with excuses and said it's not. th. tho. tho. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, the the tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to the, to tho. to to to to to thooo. the. the. to thoooo. the. the the, th be there. The girl then responded with excuses and said it's not that big of a deal. So I spoke to my other close friends who are also twins. They weren't invited to the dinner. And they were invited to, and just asked them how they would feel if they were in this situation.
Starting point is 00:31:18 They pretty much said what the majority of you all said. They were so angry on my behalf and said it is extremely, th, ththey wouldn't go if this was them. They then created new dinner plans with myself, my girlfriend and my brother, and our closest friends so that we can do a new celebration after our birthday instead. I didn't go to the dinner, it was two nights ago, so my girlfriend and I went to see a movie instead. We figured if we took the radio silent route, our absence would hopefully speak for itself. I was really considering saying something in that chat, but I was also not wanting them to paint me as aggressive. I was also considering calling my brother the morning of and ruining the surprise because I wanted to let him know what was going on and just talk to him. But at the same time, I felt like an asshole doing that to him. I wanted him to have his moment to to to to to to to to, to, the, to, to, the, to, the, to, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe.s.s. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the toe. the time, I felt like an asshole doing that to him. I wanted him to have his moment, too. So I decided to wait until the day after the dinner to say something.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I spoke to my brother yesterday and showed him the post, and he recognized that it was very rude and stupid of her and said it felt weird for him, too. He explained he had nothing to do with it, which of course I already knew that, and let him know, and that, and that, and I, and I, and that, and that, and I, and that, and that, and that, and that, never blamed him for it at all. He said that at the dinner, the organizer said that she invited me and my partner, but that we just didn't come. So he wasn't actually aware that I was invited only as a guest until afterwards. But he hasn't said anything to her yet. I'm not sure if he will mention something to her later on,
Starting point is 00:32:36 or not though. The organizer hasn't said went to the new celebration dinner together, which was really nice and we both had a really good time. So really this whole thing just highlights who my actual friends are. Yeah, wow. I am drained. You know what? That girl, she's fuming.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Yeah, that girl, she wasn't invited. Look, I, oh, because she was invited. She was There's no fucking way she was invited to the, and she's just at home like, ugh. Yeah, so now it's gonna be a tip for tapping. This relationship's not gonna work. Uh, bitches, man. No, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Uh, yeah. You know what, I really to speak up and say what it is like you know he could have texted the group chat and said hey guys I'm not dead yet just been passive aggressive oh I was a communicate passive aggressive he could have went there this is a thing sometimes you got a play I don't mean that I don't mean that. I guess ultimately it's a happy story. It worked out between the brothers. I mean, I will, I don't know. Are they conjoined?
Starting point is 00:33:56 Yes. I'm like, he was going to be there to hold. He's like, what are you texting? He's like, what are you texting? He's like, no, I'm not coming. Guys, I forgot to tell my mom happy birthday. Is it today? No, it was a couple weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:34:14 She said, you know my birthday was April 23rd. And I said, I said, oh, happy. Happy birthday? I was so, I felt so bad. Because she was just here, Ricky. She was just here. And she pampered this boy? She did pamper me. But the thing is, I have a lot going on.
Starting point is 00:34:34 I sound so bad. Mom, I love you girl. Happy birthday, I'll make it up one day. Sorry, mom, you're here on the list. I got so much else going on. I want to know to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th you to the th you to th you tho tho tho tho the to tho tho to tho to to tho tho tho tho to be tho to be thoom. thoom. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. the. the list. I got so much else going on. I want to know what you had going on on her birthday. Truly, truly forgot. I was also in Austin, so I wasn't like here. I was like, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Yeah, I know. I was in a different time zone. I thought it may be. Yeah, I didn't know the time. You were probably closer to her time. Like a terrible person? No, it happens. It's okay. It's okay. Am I the asshole for wanting my friend to delete a picture off of his phone? I will tell you the story by steps. One, five friends and I go partying while on a trip.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Two, a group of girls approach. Three, a friend watches me talking with one of the girls girls and takes a picture of us. Four, at the end of the night, I asked him to delete the picture because my girlfriend has serious trust issues. And if she saw the picture, she would freak out, even though we were just having a casual conversation. Five, he refuses because he said, I have a picture of him intoxicated with alcohol, so he doesn't want to delete that picture.
Starting point is 00:35:41 We've been friends for 10 plus years. We th and we th and we of each other and he has me puking wasted. I told him the pictures were just memories and he also had plenty of pictures of me in those circumstances. I pleaded with him for a solid 10 minutes and explained why that picture could be catastrophic for my relationship. Six, he denied. Six, he denied. Seven, I bargained with him that we both delete all the embarrassing pictures Hmm eight he denied he wanted just to delete that one and I to delete everything Nine after nine after 45 minutes of bargaining I got desperate 10 I went full ballistic and told him the price He was paying if he didn't delete it. What? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:36:25 We talking money? Murder? 11. He refused. 12. I disassembled the door in a non-peaceful manner and reminded him of the price of his stubbornness. Oh my God. Oh, oh. I disassembled the door in non-peaceful manner is the most...
Starting point is 00:36:44 That's the scariest shit I've ever heard. Let's give a serial kill. It's giving a Terminator. Oh, 13. He gave me his phone and I deleted the photos from recently deleted Google Drive and Google photos. 14. Am I the asshole? What the fuck? What the fuck? Yo,the? What the? Fuck!
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yo, like, so this is a thing. When it comes down to certain friendships, sometimes you can go there and like play. Like this was obviously the, like he was not letting this happen at all. Like, this was like the cutoff. This is where he wanted to opt out. And like, if you have a good friend, like me and my friends, we keep th, the th, the th, the, the, th, the, th, th, the, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, thi, thin, thin, thin, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, thin, the, thin, to, thin, thin, thin, the, the, thin, this is my thing I don't think he would ever send the picture to the guy's girlfriend at all but if you have embarrassing pictures of each other like why not keep it you know what I mean? Just in case just in case. Not me thinking the way the way that this man is going at at these points and like yeah I'm gonna delete it and I'm like it's going on my hard drive absolutely. On 13 he said I he gave me his phone and I deleted the photos from recently deleted Google Drive and Google photos.
Starting point is 00:37:51 So he went through everything. And I like how he says he gave me his phone. It's like well you just busted down his door. I don't know if this was consensual. It was not. I think I think he was terrified I'm sorry this man is cheating on this woman dad's exactly what it is I don't even know if that's the worst part of this guy at this point I he's cheating he is doing that I
Starting point is 00:38:16 think he's also killing people yeah serial killer so absolutely cheating extra info that he wrote down. This is also numbered. Oh goody. Yeah. So we can all follow along. One, girlfriend's trust issues are due to family history, not my fault. Two, we are all 25. Three, it was literally a conversation about a class we had, indeed, casual conversation.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Four, all the conversation was on our way home and when we arrived I busted his bedroom door. We are roomies on a tri.. th th th th th. So th. So the the th. So the the the the the the th. So the the the th. So the the the th. So th. So the the the thoome so th. So we the the the th so we thoome so we th so we th so we can sol. So we can so we can so we can so we can so we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we can so. So we th so we th so we th. So we th. So we the the the the the th. So we are the the the thoome. Somey. Somey. Somey. Somey. So we are the the the the the the. the the the. Somea. So we can't the. So we can all the conversation was on our way home, and when we arrived, I busted his bedroom door. We are roomies on a trip. Five, I'll pay for the door. I don't understand what his need is for keeping that photo and ruining a 10-plus-year friendship. I think a friend wouldn't even think about putting you in that situation. He knows my girlfriend has trust issues because of personal causes and less being fully aware of the context and possible consequences. I
Starting point is 00:39:08 just think this guy is nuts. But like Jackie was right, he's straight up. Jesus, he just said it's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's anybody that said it's not their fault. It's their fault. Yeah, the fact that you have this picture and if you don't delete it, that's going, you're the the the the the, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the.e. th. the. the. their. the. thi. their. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that you have this picture and if you don't delete it, that's going, you're the reason that you're going to disrupt this 10 plus. How did I get involved like this? I just think if someone busts down my door, I'm probably going to have to call that quits. That's a lot. That's scary. Bro, why aren't we friends? You broke my door down. And you said you, you disassembled it in a non-peaceful way. Yeah. That's somehow worse than the actual kicking down the door.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Yeah. Because at least you know it's coming. Yeah. If he had, if he had, if he had, I'm not kidding. If he had said, I, so I busted down his door, I would judge him less harshly. that's, I'd, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thu and, thu. thu. th. th. thus. thus. thus. thus. that's, thus. that's, thus. that's, that's, that's, that's, thus. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's somehow, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th., it was sneaky. It's sneaky. Because he's also, he's like trying to like rewrite this narrative in a very specific way where it's like, who the fuck says it like that? Are you trying to go to court? Yeah, I broke the door down in a non-peaceful manner.
Starting point is 00:40:17 And reminded him of the price of his stubborn. Yeah, like how does he talk to other people? I don't trust him. I'm feeling uncomfortable. Yeah. So some comments here. I disassembled the door in a non-peaceful manner and reminded him of the price of his stubbornness. This is the weirdest way to say you broke a fucking door in. This is just slightly below saying, somehow the door got busted down. Someone else said, the numbering style irritates me almost as much as all these red flags. Wow, that's fun. Someone said, this seems like an everyone sucks here situation.
Starting point is 00:40:54 O.P. for obvious reasons, the friend, because what the fuck, unless he caught them like making out or something. And if the girlfriend is really that jealous and insecure, it just sounds like everyone sucks. I'd be curious what this photo th th th is th is th is thuuuuuuuu th th th th thuu the the the the girlfriend is really that jealous and insecure, it just sounds like everyone sucks. I'd be curious what this photo looks like and what the context, was he just like... You know what the photo is? Is him like... Like they're not making out, but it's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, girl, he drank in the cranberry vodka and I kissed? Because I could, um, because my girlfriend wants a cranberry vocun. That's the photo.
Starting point is 00:41:29 That's a photo. What do you think the friend's motivation? What is the friend's motivation in taking it? Do you think he's literally trying to like, yes. He's trying to uncover it? What is in the mizansen of the photo that would that would that would that would that would would that would that would that of the photo that would cause the trust issues with the girl? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Phrush. Get a voice from. Like, why is it so damning? What is he doing? Yeah. There's something to not tell you. Oh, my God. I don't think I have another one in me.
Starting point is 00:42:04 He did it. Yeah. He's god, I don't think I have another one in me. He did it. Yeah, he's like, also, the update, I cheated on her one time, but it's because she went on a long vacation and didn't tell me. She was really sick, so we couldn't have sex. Yeah. So I fucked someone else. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:20 So she shouldn't have gotten sick. to be thi. She shouldn't have gotten sick All right, moving on from that psycho She shouldn't have had her immune system fallen in an unpeaceful way Accurate okay Am I the asshole for helping my friend get a job? Why are all these hitting so close to home? I'm exhausted. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired of friends. I'm tired of family. I'm tired of my cats. Jackie, I need to woo-sah. I need to woo-sah. Am I the asshole for helping my friend get a job? I, this is a 35-year-old woman, convinced my best friend, a 25-year-old woman to-a-o-o'-nc-o-o-o-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-s-s-in'-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-in. I'm-y-y-y-y-y-y! I'm-y. I'm-y. I'm-y. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, th-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-n, I I I I I I I I I th-in.. I I th-in, I th-in, I th-ni-in, I th-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-s-s-s-s-s-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-hi-a-ni-ni join the business I was in. Let's call her Sarah. I explained to her that we could make a lot of money and be our own bosses by selling various household items. Okay, she was skeptical at first, but I
Starting point is 00:43:14 managed to persuade her by showing her how much I had already made and telling her that this was the perfect opportunity for us to be financially free. Oh, okay. She said all the buz word., th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to to to to th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thin, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to thi, thi, thi, th to be financially free. Okay, she said all the buzzwords. Sarah quit her job to focus on the business for the time, just like I did. Sarah's a 25-year-old? Yeah, so we attended all the meetings and events together and we were both convinced that we were going to be successful.
Starting point is 00:43:36 It's herbal life. However, herbal life. Irma. I actually think you're right. It's either Urbillife, Lula Rowe, or it is, what is it think? Mary Kay. Mary Kay, Avon? Avon. However, Sarah just wasn't good at it.
Starting point is 00:43:53 She struggled to make sales. No matter how hard she tried, she just lacked the charisma, needed to make it and was too worried about bothering her family by asking them to buy. She eventually fell behind the the the the them to buy. She eventually fell behind on rent and was evicted from her apartment. She had nowhere to go and ended up living on the streets. Even then, she still believed in the business and thought that she just needed to work harder to make it work, but has now decided that it is my fault she lost everything. Our other friends are calling me an asshole and saying I'm the reason she and her kid are homeless. Oh! Ah! Looking back, I don't feel much remorse for what happened to Sarah.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I was just trying to help her. It's not my fault she couldn't make it work. I am sorry she is in a rough situation, but she could have been more committed and worked harder, so am I the assel for getting my friend the job of her dreams? You just said she worked her ass off and quit her job for it. What? Oh my God. You know what? It's probably Cutco. Probably sell out here selling knives.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Have you, have either of you ever been approached to join an MLM at all? Has that ever happened? Have you ever had friends get into it? Oh yes. What? I've never, I've never actually experienced, this is, so this is clearly a multi-level marketing scam where, where, th.... to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to work, to work, to work, they, to work, they, they, they, to they, to to to they, to to they, to to they, to they, to they, to to to they, probably, to to to to to to to actually experienced, this is a, so this is clearly a multi-level marketing scam where a scheme where you buy stuff and you need to sell it to other people for more like herbal life. Yes, literally herbal.
Starting point is 00:45:13 The shape of the structure is like a pyramid. So it starts here and they sell it to people and then they sell it to people and they sell it to more peopleline, it, everyone, well I'm not explaining it to you, I'm just in general. Yeah, yeah, so for people at home. Yeah, so they, you just add people on to your team and as they buy it, it's the fact that they purchased product that you are then getting your percentage and so then people are left with all of this product and they don't sell it. Yep. Yes I... The design of it is someone gets fucked along the way. Yeah, but the people at the top you got to get in early.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Multi-level marketing is a pyramid scheme to kind of a pyrioubte. to kind of cover it up a little bit, but it's a pyramid scheme. And ultimately someone gets fucked along the way. Can I give a shout out to my fifth grade teacher who wouldn't be up on Facebook? It's like, hey, Keith, do you want to make some extra money? Oh my God. And I know it was her because we ended up getting on the phone. So she was like, she hit me up, she was like, hey, how have you been? It's fifth grade, you know, all of that.
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Starting point is 00:46:54 And this is to talk to you about this, herbal life. Straight up, she was like, you know, she explained to me all the things and this another, she's like, but you need to like start out, you start with giving a hundred, a thousand dollars and then from there, you know what I mean, you know what I mean? We'll, you know, thi thin. Y' th. th th th thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. th. th. to explain like, to explain like, to explain like, to explain like, to explain like, to explain like, to explain like, to explain like, to explain like, to explain, to explain, to explain, to explain, to explain, to explain, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. She. She's like, to me, to me, to me, they. to me, th. th. to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, they. to me they. She explained, th. She explained, mean? I thought we were like cool. But like I knew what was something wrong. I'm like somebody asking me for any money to do some stuff? Like you hit me up. Why do I have to pay a thousand dollars? Can you just give me a thousand dollars? And the thing about MLMs too is like it's like every generation, it just it gets repackaged every couple years. So like I have a friend thrown. I'm like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's thi, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's to to to to to to to to to th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi, it's thi, it's like, it's like, like, it's like, like, it's like, like, like, like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, th. It's like, th. th. thi's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's friend that did Lula Ro and like I'm not pro M-LMs by any means, but for where she was at at the time, like having her selling really well, like having that money in a certain place, like yes she lost at the end of it, but like having this surplus at the time did help her out. But but but but specifically like with Lula Roe which is like they sell these no, no, not mean, they the the the the the the the the the th me me me me th me th me, th me, th me, th me, th me, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thi, but, but, the, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the time did help her out. But, but, specifically like with Lula Rowe,
Starting point is 00:48:07 which is like they sell these, no, not marketing, they sell buttery softwaidings. But there's a documentary called Lula Rit, it's fascinating about like that MLM specifically, but there's like Doterro with the essential oils. It's really popular for my Utah girlies. Yeah, the fact that she does not see how she is involved is a red flag.
Starting point is 00:48:30 I mean, because yeah, like, you're involved in these things. She must, she knew she was getting her friend into a situation that can completely fuck her over. Absolutely. Do you think she's really, do you think she's really, she's truly in denial? like just truly truly truly truly truly the truly the truly the real truly the real the real truly the real truly, the real. the real. tr tr tru. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. tru. Yeah. tru. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th..................................................................................... the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the think she's really, she's truly in denial, or like, like just truly blinded by... The real problem is that she didn't offer her friend and they're the kid to stay at her place. That's a problem. Like, if you get somebody to start doing some things, it doesn't work out.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I'll, like, I mean, I, me personally, I'll be like, y'all come stay with me until you get stuff figured out, you know? Like, right? Yeah. But like, they're homeless. Yeah. Yeah, she's 10 years older than her and like, you know, 25 isn't super young, but it's also like, I think she probably is praying on people she knows.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Yeah. Yeah. And like, I don't like I feel like people in MLMs that deep in that are like this is an amazing opportunity they don't know like they are they believe it like that's the other thing that like because money's making money yeah it is money based like yes she might be praying on her but like you can hear in the way that she's she has she has a post that like she doesn't see she like well you just didn't do th th th th th th th th to do th th th to th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they the. they they they they they they they they they they thi. thi. th. the way that she has this post that like, she doesn't see, she's like, well, you just didn't do it well. Like, I'm thriving. Like, it just, you just couldn't cut it. And that's unfortunate because you couldn't.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Like, you need to pick yourself up by your bootstraps. And you know, you really't help her get a job. She had a job. And now she doesn't have a job thanks to you. You enrolled her in a multi-level marketing scheme. You're the asshole. Yeah, it's true. She was really trying to pull her away.
Starting point is 00:50:18 She was fine. She didn't need this. She really gullible. At this, they were her other friends, because like, you should, I always try to reach out to different friends before I make like a certain decision. You know what I mean? And sometimes he doesn't.
Starting point is 00:50:34 That's true. I would not do it at all. I would not do fall into them. Yeah, I completely understand. I don't know. I'm like, she had a great job. That's the point that. I don't know. I don't know how, let's see. She had a job. Yeah, I don't know if she had a great Sarah quit her job to focus.
Starting point is 00:50:55 It just said she had a job. I highly doubt it was like, obviously she must have had incentive to go like, oh, she has a kid. Like, she probably was hoping, oh, man, I can be in a place where I, this is a high year. Would y'all do it? No. I just need to ask, because I need to know where I'm like, I need to know where I'm like, I need to know what my friends are. Like, like, there are, there are times my life where I'm like, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin. th. I th. I, I, this is presented to me in a way where I'm like, I'm going to make money, like, I could see myself potentially doing it, right?
Starting point is 00:51:27 Because it's also like a mind, it's like a mind game. You're, it's like, wherever you're out of, when you, when you're broke, when you're broke, like, you will do things, if this is a way out of that, like, I could see myself falling into it. At this point, no, because I know more now, but like, I understand it. Would you do something strange for a piece of change? Would I do something strange for a piece of change? Do, are we not on smosh? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Sorry. Absolutely. I, I, I guess I also, I can't, I'd be hypocritical. I mean, no, if I said no, if I was going back to pre-25 and like, the whole, like, if the crypto thing happened when I was like, in my early 20s, I could have seen myself. Just because you're just like, yeah, this is technology. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:52:36 I don't know what I mean. I did. Did disappear. It kind of like... Wow. But some people made some good money off of that. No, they did. But not everybody. Yeah, not everybody. But the people that did, you know, like... What was it? Buy the drop?
Starting point is 00:52:51 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. I forgot about NFT's. Um, last thing to just really seal how insane she is. To everyone saying it's a pyramid scheme, it's not. I am just cultivating my own career by selling items. It's a really cool business model and I'm honored to be a part of it. Oh, oh, oh, all right, moving on. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Am I the asshole for playing around with deep fake nude technology on my friends? Ew! No, no, read that again for me because I'm not, hold on, wait now. Am I the asshole for asshole the asshole for the asshole for the asshole for the ass the asshole for the ass the ass the ass the ass the ass the a the a the a th for th for th for th for th for th for th for th for th for thi thi thi thoom for thoom for thoom for thi. th again. Shane, read that again for me, because I'm not, hold on, wait now. Am I the asshole for playing around with deep fake, nude technology on my friends? That's so weird. That is, that takes the cake for maybe the most immediately obvious title in all of these.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Oh, that's so gross. Deep fakes in general, like, it's some. It's horror or th so bad, but like. It's, it's horror sci-fi novel shit. Like, it's, uh, long story short, I'm interested in emerging tech. Deep fakes and AI in particular, and I've been playing around with some AI image generators lately. Mostly harmless stuff. My day job is in programming, so it's a particular fascination for me. That said, I can be curious about the darker side the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi, and, thi, thi, thi, and, and, and, and, and, in, in, in, in, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi, thi, thi, and, thi, thi, and, and, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, be curious about the darker side of the web, and since the deep fake scene has taken hold there, I tried to create some deep fake nudes using pictures of celebrities, models I pulled off the internet, that sort of thing. And yes, I tested it on a couple pictures of friends I pulled from social media.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Well, the wife didn't take too kindly to that you're married? You're married? Well the wife didn't take too kindly to that when she came across some of the photos on my laptop. She didn't believe me when I told her that I was more interested in the process than the result. Even when I showed her the other AI images I had been working on. She called it a major breach of trust and is considering teling our friends about it. It's been a couple days and she is a the the the the the pictures. It's been a couple days and she is barely speaking to me. It's the colon and dash so it's the light or colon slash so it's the... Oh my god. She also saw a photo of her sister in there that was just the original from Facebook but still I think that spooked her some more. So he didn't make a deep fake of her but she was she was on the conveyor belt on the original from Facebook, but still I think that spooked her some more. So he didn't make a deep fake of her, but she was she was on the conveyor belt on
Starting point is 00:55:09 the way there. Oh my God. If you're making deep fakes and it's not me then like what the fuck? If you're about to see what his wife there's none of her? It's like, babe I wanted to respect your privacy. I know I should have deleted the pictures so that it didn't seem like I was doing anything with them. And I've apologized repeatedly, but I feel like telling our friends isn't necessary because they won't understand and it could ruin our friendships. It could. She thinks that I need help and that our relationship depends on it, which I feel like
Starting point is 00:55:41 is a little harsh. So I think to be clear, because there's been a lot of dialogue about deep fakes, and I think this is obvious that it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, I think it is effectively a crime. Like, what he's doing is, it's not just, oh, it's unethical and you're an asshul. It's like, I think it is effectively a crime. Like what he's doing is, is not just, oh, it's unethical and you're an asshole. It's like, I think these are, this is criminal. This definitely requires consent. It's such an unbelievable breach. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:15 In so many ways that is beyond belief, if he really was like, oh, I'm curious about the process and all this stuff. He could have made nudes of Jar Jar-Jar-Binks or like some but it still would have been weird but like a fictional character or something I'm sorry if he wanted but like but like really I think I think I think all ready I think in general this is already weird that he's like yeah I'm curious about the process of deep fake nudes it like you're fucking weird it's like the the th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the like the like th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is like I the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi th something he's not telling us. But the fact that it's like, so I used my friends. It's like, what? He's into this. It's a kink. And also, I don't like that he is like, oh, well,
Starting point is 00:56:52 before I was just using celebrities and models, like, those are people too, that kink obviously that he needs to like get some help and it's okay we all need help in different areas but this is weird I wouldn't recommend I wouldn't want to make see deep fakes of y'all. Sorry. Don't I like honestly don't keep me in in. I don't want to be in conversation. I think I think this is probably the tip of the iceberg because when he said like, I can be curious about the darker side of the web, I'm like, you're into weird. Yeah, I was like, Anakin immediately. Anakin and Natalie Portman.
Starting point is 00:57:35 If this is the stuff that he has saved on his computer, what stuff is he doing and looking at? What did, his wife is upset about it? And he doesn't understand that there's there's there's there's there's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is th is the th is really really really really really really really th is th is really really the is really really the is really the is really really that that's that's the that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi... thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I can't. thia. thia. thi. thi. thi. upset about it and he doesn't understand that there's an issue. Yeah, that's the part that really gets me that's sick. That's divorce. Like he should be embarrassed. Yeah. He should be more than embarrassed like he needs therapy. The fact that he doesn't understand the issue is honestly the issue the issue. It's terrific. It's like say okay he has a kink, potentially, yes, but like the fact that you don't understand why your wife is upset, that you even have had the thought to pull her sister's picture into the folders that said,
Starting point is 00:58:12 people I want to deep fake into sex, like, people who I want to see their fake nudes of, my sister? Yeah. I'm also not technologically savvy, but I would say the process for other types of deepfakes of like deep faking your friend into having like a suit of armor is the same process as deep faking them as nude. This is weird. He's definitely doing this for weird reasons and he's trying to come with excuses for it.
Starting point is 00:58:38 So there's some comments here, you're the asshole. Does this whole thing not feel creepy to you? There are so many other types of deep fakes you can you could have made if you were just interested in the process. Someone else said she should absolutely tell them you're making pornography using this technology and plastering your friends' faces all over it without their consent. That's fucked dude. You're the assu-I'm the assu-all I can't even believe this has to be said. th said. thu-o. thu-o. thu-o. thu-o. thu-o. thu-o. this thu-o. thu-o. Someone this thr-o. Someone thr-s this thr-s thr-I I thr-I this thr-I thr-s. Someone. Someone thr-I I thr-I I thr-I I thr-s. Someone th. Someone th. Someone the. Someone the. Someone thi. Someone-I I th th th thi. Someone. Someone. Someone-I's th th th th th thi. Someone-I. Someone-I. Someone-I. Someone-I. Someone-I. Someone-I. Someone thin. Someone thin. Someone thr-s. Someone thr-s. Someone thr-s. Someone thr-s. Someone's thr-s. Someone's-s. Someone's toldeeeei. Someone's told toeeeeeeei. Someone's thr-s. Someone's thr-s. Someone's the-s. Someone thr-s. Someone else said, if my partner was doing this, I would immediately be packing my bags. Absolutely fucking disgusting behavior and a complete violation of trust and privacy. O.P. you saw these women as sex objects for your entertainment. They didn't consent to this. You should be absolutely ashamed. I hope your wife tells them and leaves you. Well, that guy is a monster. Let's move on.
Starting point is 00:59:21 This is a 25-year-old woman who wrote this. Am I the asshole for not telling my best friend, a 22-year-old man, that I went on vacation with his dad? Oh! 40-year-old man. Turn up! Whoa! OK, I've known my best friend and his dad since 2018. This was in 2022, so for a few years.
Starting point is 00:59:47 My best friend and I met at college. He was a freshman and I was a junior at the same university. My first impression of his dad was that he was very nice and cool man. Never spent any time or talked with him one-on-one, though. I also had a boyfriend at the time, my best friend's dad is divorced. In the summer of 2021, I went through a really messy breakup. Due to that, I started spending a lot of time at my best friend's house. He lives with his dad. Their place is huge, so he really doesn't mind this arrangement at all. My bestie was always there for me during this extremely difficult time.
Starting point is 01:00:16 While at my best friend's house, daily, basically, I started hanging out and chatting with his dad involuntarily. I discovered that we actually had a bunch of things in common. My best friend threw a New Year's Eve party at his house. His dad was there as well. One thing led to another and we ended up making out all night. It was amazing. What? Starting with the following day, we began going, to be honest. His dad invited me on a two-week vacation to Thailand and I accepted.
Starting point is 01:00:54 He told my bestie that he was going on a solo trip and I told him that I was visiting family in another state. The vacation itself was out of this world, both of us had an incredible time together. My best friend found out about this th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th this th th th th this th th th this th th this th thi thi this thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. His thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi this this this this thi thi to to to to to to to to to toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to to to thi to told him that I was visiting family in another state. The vacation itself was out of this world. Both of us had an incredible time together. My best friend found out about our lie after he randomly met my mom and she told him that I was abroad with a guy. When we got back he went berserk. He told us that we're absolute traitors and that he feels extremely betrayed. I told him that I didn't tell him because I was afraid of his reaction and that I didn't know how to do that either. He said that he might have been a little bit pissed at first but he would have come around eventually if we would have been honest. We both apologized to him but he
Starting point is 01:01:35 rejected our apology, moved out of his dad's place and now he's gosting both of us. I personally think that he went a bit overboard with this. I mean, at the end of the day, me and his dad are consenting adults, and we haven't even been dating for that long, but I get where he's coming from, too. This is the plot of the kissing booth, really? Basically. Oh. I need to watch that movie. No, you don't.
Starting point is 01:02:02 You really don't. I would just really hate to have an inconsiderate friend like that. So they became friends. Then she started hanging out at his place a bunch. And then at a party made out with his dad. And then they started dating and another. Okay, so at the party. Was this like a college party? No, it was a New Year's party.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Okay, so it's a whole bunch of people. A New Year's Eve party, her friends, New Year's Eve party, obviously his dad was there, it was at his house, and then she started making out with his dad at that party. They both began toensually together. They met in the middle. Yes, with their faces. I think the weird, I always think whenever I hear these types of stories, the one who I'm
Starting point is 01:02:56 always shocked about is the parent. I'm just like, I can't imagine being a parent and like one of your friends like who's right around your child's age and you're going to start. It's messy. I'm just like that's, I would just think that's weird. Like, it's not, it's, it's, the age gap is one thing, but if he was, if the dad was dating some other 25 year old, that's like, okay, that's one thing. But it's still, it's still, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I, that's, I, I. It's, that's, I, I, I, I.... It's, that's, I. It's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the. the. the. that's, the. the. that's, the. that's, the. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's, that's, that's, that's, don't know, but like, the fact this is your son's best friend. That's so messy, and you as the dad know you're probably fucking up his friendship.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Yes. That's why they kept it a secret. Yeah, I think like, if, look, because not, not even, I have, this, I have not had this. I have, I just put that out there. I have it in a 40- th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, I, that, th. that, that, th. that, that, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th put that out there. Have it a 40 year old? You have a hand. But, yes, and the ceiling is high. So, I, like, boof, okay, like, they, okay, okay, like, let's just, let's take the ages out of it, right? Yeah, let's, let's just say that it's, okay, okay, you're, you're dating. It's like, okay, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, yes, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, your best friend's best friend or something and like, okay, you're dating. It's like, okay, you made it a party, all right, whatever. You go on a couple of dates, okay, whatever.
Starting point is 01:04:12 You book a two week's, okay, you book a two-week trip to Thailand. Before you get on the plane, that's weeks, if you're about to spend money, y'all like want to have the, like that's when it should have happened. Like, okay, making out with whatever, like not whatever, but like, yeah, like, forgivable, like, is this a thing, is it not? Is it just a fluke, whatever?
Starting point is 01:04:37 The fact that you were trying to be a thing, like that's when I feel like the son should have got brought in and the dad should have the conversation, the best friend should have had a conversation. I don't know who need to go first, but somebody, separate conversations. Yeah, because if we're booking a two-week trip to Thailand, you're in a relationship, fully, and you still haven't told your son. And to keep that kind of secretive, when it's like you that, and that, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and the kind, and thin, and the kind, and the kind, and the kind, and the kind, thi, thi, the kind, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to go to go, to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their the., to to to to tell him eventually. And the longer you go, the more disrespectful it is. And it's that you both don't view him as being more than the situation. And you both come back with a tan? Right. Yeah. Right. I feel like it's definitely a sense of betrayal.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Yeah. It's definitely a sense of betrayal. And it's like, it's just to like I personally think that he went a bit overboard with this and it's like come on yeah I totally understand it like a thousand percent if she was coming from a place of like I understand that this is fucked up yeah yeah we have feelings for each other yeah and this happened and I'm sorry and I fucked up it's like okay but to to to minimize it yeah yeah yeah it's ridiculous exactly the assh I'm the the the the to the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the to to the to the the to to to to to the to to to to to the the the the the to to to to to the to to the the the to the the the the the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I th. I's. I'm the. I'm the. I'm. I'm. I'm tot. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the tot. I's. I'm the the the the agree. They're both the assholes. The comments are definitely like you're the asshole. Of course you're the asshole. You're sleeping with his dad behind his back and taking secret trips abroad. This is not even a lie by a mission and the way you phrase the title is intentionally misleading.
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Starting point is 01:06:28 Yeah. You're the asshole, you knew it the whole time, too. That's why you didn't tell him. Yeah. Yeah. That's so mess. I can't, I've, look, I've read these types of stories on Reddit before, like it's shocking. It's not common, but it's shocking that it happens. I can't imagine being betrayed by a family member and a friend at the same exact time. That's a lot to take. That's like,
Starting point is 01:06:52 that's got to be. Jackie, I feel like you kind of said this earlier, but like is there a different way they could have gone about this and like obviously earlier. Yeah, like if it's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th th th th th th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, I thi, I they could have gone about this and like obviously earlier? Yeah, like if it's like, hey, we're both trying to try to fuck around, like, but are you trying to have a relationship? Like what is it? Right? And getting that out early because, like, I don't know, the secret, not all secrets the secrets mean they're their shame, but you're hiding something, right? Like, the secret secret secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets secrets, they's secrets, they's secrets, they's secrets, they's secrets, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. they, they, th. they, they, th. they, they're, th. they're, they're, they're, like, like you know that you're doing something wrong like Secretly relationships are like oh, there's like a sexiness about it right like that's how they're portrayed But it's like what are you hiding? Why are you hiding it? Like why why after you made out with your his dad? Why don't you tell him? Why because you knew it was fucked up like? It was weird. It's like I got back back to the actual question you asked, but like? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their? the the their? their? It's like, their? It's like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their se their se their se their se their se their sex sexy-ssexxxxxinsexxxinsexxinusususk? theto the actual question you asked, but like I think if Probably after they made out I would mention it and I'd be like That's weird like hey, how would you feel if I went on a date with your dad? How would you feel? He's like, no, right? All right. Okay. She didn't want that and he and the dad probably did not. No. Oh, hey guys, let's think about this? Maybe they? T, they actually? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they made? they made? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. that? that? that? that? that? that. that. that. the. they made. they made. they they they they made. they they they they She didn't want that. No. And the dad probably didn't.
Starting point is 01:08:07 No. Hey, let's think about this. Maybe they actually really like each other. They could though. That's totally fine. What if that's the, you know what I mean? Let's put that out there. They could actually fall in no and she goes well I'm gonna do it yeah I guess we're not friends anymore yeah
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Starting point is 01:09:00 You think, it was great. I went on a roller coaster. Will you want to, well, I would come back. I would come back. I would. I. I. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I am. I am. I am exhausted. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am exhausted. I am exhausted. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. was great. I feel like I went on a roller coaster. And I don't want to, well you want to come back? I would come back, I would. Okay. Yeah, I'll come back and talk some stuff. Keith, are there certain types of stories that you would want to hear? Like, what realms of messy and petty and stuff? Ooh, I want to hear some straight up black shit. I love th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. Yeah. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th tho. I'll tho tho. Yeah. I'll tho tho to tho. I'll th. I'll th. I'll come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come. Yeah. Yeah. I'll come. I'll come. I'll come. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. Yeah. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. Yeah. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to come back. I'll come come come back. I'll come come come come come back. I'll the. I'll'm sorry. I will say sometimes I hear these and I'm like, it's a white man. Yeah, right. Like, like, no shade.
Starting point is 01:09:28 I disassembled his door. Yeah, like no shade, all shade. I'm like, this is a white man. Well, thank you both for being here. This was fun. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Re. than tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. I. tha. tha. I. th absolute horrible people. And thank you all for watching as always. And you know, don't be like these people. Don't. Be respectful. Be nice. Kind of a small thing I want to throw out there. If you like our Reddit stories and you like hearing us just talk and have conversations,
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