So Supernatural - LEGEND: Krampus

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

Throughout history, Krampus has been seen as the dark and sinister counterpart to old Saint Nicholas. This horned, hoofed, half-human, half-goat creature is known for taking charge of the naughty list..., and punishing those that don’t behave. But is Krampus one of a kind? For years, legends of a similar Goatman have popped up all over the world, from South America to New Zealand, leading many to wonder – does this Christmas legend have roots in the supernatural… and might he exist after all? For a full list of sources, please visit: sosupernaturalpodcast.com/legend-krampus So Supernatural is an audiochuck and Crime House production. Find us on social!Instagram: @sosupernatualpodTwitter: @_sosupernaturalFacebook: /sosupernaturalpod

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I love the holidays. Caroling, hot cocoa by the fire. I'm not one for Hallmark movies, but I do love decorating the tree. It's the most wonderful time of the year, as they say. It's so cozy and magical and so peaceful. There's absolutely nothing scary about Christmas whatsoever, wouldn't you say? Well, if you answered yes, you must be new here, and that's okay. Because everything you think you knew about Christmas is about to get
Starting point is 00:00:33 a whole lot creepier, especially after you hear what I have in store for you today. We've all heard the phrase Santa's making a list and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Well, apparently that naughty list gets forwarded to Santa's very sinister counterpart, a half demon, half goat-like creature that will not only punish you, but drag you off to the pits of hell if you misbehave. His name is Krampus, and according to several cultures, he is a force not to be messed with.
Starting point is 00:01:11 So happy holidays, my friends. I'm Ashley Flowers, and as my gift to you, here's another episode of So Supernatural. natural. Happy holidays, friends. I'm Rasha Pecorero. And I'm Yvette Gentile. And this week, we're bringing you a very special holiday-themed episode. The holidays, at least for Yvette and I and our Ohana or our family,
Starting point is 00:01:46 have always been filled with food, fun, and so many memories of our mom, right, Yvette? That's right, I can smell the pineapple-glazed ham cooking in the oven, you know, and gathering of people and friends and family, like you said. Mom always made it so special, so of course her legacy lives on through us,
Starting point is 00:02:05 so we do the same thing. We do. But if you're hoping for Holly and Tinsel this week, think again. This one's going to be dark. That's right. Today we're talking about Krampus, the evil, possibly demonic counterpart to Santa Claus. When children are naughty, Krampus doesn't just give them a lump of coal. He either beats them with sticks or much worse.
Starting point is 00:02:31 He eats them alive or drags them into the pits of hell. While all of this might sound like some spooky Christmas legend, there have actually been sightings of Krampus or something very close to him, in real life. So after you leave the cookies out for Santa this year, you might wanna double check and see if your doors and windows are locked.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Because Krampus is also coming to town. And something tells me none of us want to be on his naughty list. There's nothing like a good holiday tradition. My wife and daughter and I, and Yvette and her husband Gino, we always love to celebrate together even though we're in different states. Yeah, absolutely. We either fly to you or you guys fly to us, but it's always celebrating around food and
Starting point is 00:03:30 watching our favorite movies. Like which one, Rasha? Can you guess? The Wizard of Oz, of course, mom's favorite movie. And then at Christmas time, I've talked about this before, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was an all-time favorite and I know it sounds cheesy, but it's something that we love to watch during the holidays. But I have to say, even though Christmas is known for being jolly and bright, I've always sort of liked its darker side.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Yeah, like the nightmare before Christmas. I don't care what anyone says, that is a top-tier Christmas movie in my book. Yeah, totally agree with that. But when it comes to dark Christmas traditions, it doesn't get much darker than Krampus himself. Since the Middle Ages, he's been central Europe's evil counterpart to Santa Claus. And y'all, if you've ever seen a picture of Krampus, like don't hesitate, go and Google him right now
Starting point is 00:04:21 because he looks like this half human, half goat hybrid. Sometimes he's seen walking on two legs and he's usually completely covered in hair, including his face. Other times, it's only the lower half of his body that looks goat-like. From the hips upward, he's human man. Like, I don't understand this. Do you, Rasha? No, I don't understand this. Do you, Rasha? No, I don't. And I've googled it and I've seen all the pictures of Krampus. And it's pretty
Starting point is 00:04:50 freaky. But there's a few pretty consistent things that I found online about his appearance. He typically has this very, very long, ridiculously long tongue, it goes all the way down to his torso, which totally grosses me out. And he also has these tall demonic horns coming out of his head and some seriously mean looking claws. And the word Krampus, it actually comes from the German word for claw,
Starting point is 00:05:17 which kind of tells you everything you need to know. Yeah, so I mean like totally out of a horror movie for sure. Now, a lot of the earliest stories about Krampus are very vague, so bear with me as we tell you everything that we know so far. These earliest accounts of Krampus date back far, 500 CE far, and they don't mention Krampus as some evil Santa counterpart, but that's because these stories are way before Christmas was even a thing. At least the Christmas as we know it today. Unfortunately, y'all, I don't have much detail about what these stories said. I only found that they existed and that the northern Germanic
Starting point is 00:06:00 people believed Krampus was some godlike creature. Maybe even the son of the goddess of the Underworld. Her name was actually Hell, but with one L instead of two. And in some legends, she's said to be Krampus' mother. So as some of these early interpretations go, Krampus has some kind of association with the Underworld. I mean, maybe he rules it, maybe he grew up there. The folklore is kind of unclear. But what we can say about Crampus at this point is that he's part of the Winter Solstice in some way.
Starting point is 00:06:36 The Winter Solstice marks the beginning of winter and it's the longest, darkest, creepiest night of the year. So the Germanic people at the time used to light these huge fires to bring a little light in and they'd hang what they called evergreen bows, basically branches from pine trees, in their homes to decorate. These bits of greenery were said to be a reminder that spring would come again and that the world wasn't completely dead. Oh my god, that sounds so bleak. I mean, that's not the merry holiday feels that we'd like to catch today.
Starting point is 00:07:10 No, it sounds a bit creepy if you ask me. But again, I don't know exactly how Krampus factored into the winter solstice. What I do know is that he was an early part of winter traditions before Christmas was even around, like you said, Yvette. Okay, so during my research, I found out this. Beginning around 500 CE, Christian missionaries come pouring into Central Europe, to the lands that will eventually be known as Germany and Austria. Now these missionaries do whatever they can to stamp out old traditional beliefs and replace them with Catholicism. They say that Krampus and other mythological figures, including gods like Hell, are unchristian, sinful and even satanic.
Starting point is 00:07:57 You just can't believe in those guys anymore, like they gotta go. Meanwhile, the Germanic people are saying, OK, look, we don't want a war, so sure, we'll practice your religion, we'll be law-abiding Christians. But Krampus, on the other hand, sticks around. I don't know how and I don't know why, but it seems like he weasels his way back
Starting point is 00:08:23 into Christian traditions by the 1700s. That's when he becomes sort of a helper or a counterpart to our main man, you know who, Santa Claus. Now by the 19th century in Germany, Christmas traditions are pretty similar to what we'd all recognize today. You know, Advent calendars, presents, trees, candles, lights, the whole shebang. But the one big difference is that traditionally,
Starting point is 00:08:51 people didn't exchange gifts on Christmas Day. Instead, they did it during the Feast of St. Nicholas on December 6th. However, the night before on the 5th, the people had another special holiday. One, when translated into English, is called Krampus Night. On Krampus Night, all the naughty kids who've misbehaved that year get what's coming to them and then some.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Krampus is said to carry a bundle of pointy sticks around with him. And on Krampus Night, he slips into kids' homes and uses the sticks to beat the bad ones. He's also said to kidnap the really, really bad children and either eat them or take them back home with him, to his mother, in hell. But here's what else I found interesting. Somewhere in the middle ages, grown-ups start dressing up as Krampus, almost like Halloween. Only they go door to door trying to scare the children who live there. The tradition became even more popular in Austria and Germany in the early 20th century. But you know how this goes, if any holiday sticks around long enough, it eventually turns
Starting point is 00:10:02 into an excuse for people to rage and have a good time. And Krampus Night is no different. First, it's a chance for adults to dress up and scare their kids into being good. And then it becomes a time for grownups, particularly grown men, to put on Krampus costumes and get blitzed out of their minds. Part of the new tradition is roving the city in packs, causing a ruckus, and just generally being out of line. And since they're in masks, these people basically have free reign to do whatever they want, because the odds that someone will recognize them are slim to none.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I mean, it's honestly kind of ironic because Krampus is supposed to scare kids into being good, but for adults, they can go and dress up like Krampus is supposed to scare kids into being good, but for adults, they can go and dress up like Krampus and it gives them an excuse to just go buck wild and break all the rules. Exactly. And bear with me, because we're going to take a bit of a left turn here. But around this time, Krampus also becomes a sort of feminist hero. In early 1900s Germany and Austria,
Starting point is 00:11:09 people start actually exchanging Krampus cards, and these are anything but your regular Christmas cards. Some of these show pictures of a female Krampus literally beating unruly men, or there's ones of a sexy, shirtless male Krampus seducing women. This is a real thing, I totally swear. So in a way, Krampus kind of represents
Starting point is 00:11:34 this turning of the tables. If Santa Claus is the good, upstanding Christmas figure, Krampus is the bad boy who's coming around and causing mayhem and flipping societal norms on their heads. Now Krampus may not be the most appealing or famous Christmas creature, but he's definitely made inroads into American pop culture. For example, you might have seen or at least heard of the 2015 horror film called Krampus. Krampus also appears on holiday episodes
Starting point is 00:12:05 like American Dad, who our friend Danny Glover does the voice for, there's Robot Chicken, and even The Colbert Report. And that's not even mentioning Krampus runs, which by the way, aren't just a German thing anymore. During these get togethers, people dress up, they drink, they literally run wild all over town. If you live in Washington state, which I do, you can put on your own goat fur and horns
Starting point is 00:12:30 and join the annual Krampus themed pub crawl in the town of Bellingham. I can't believe this is actually a thing and I've never heard of it until today. Yeah, I mean that's wild here in San Francisco. You know, we witnessed Santa Con every year. So, you know, it's kind of similar, but I don't know if they got goat fur and horns. You know what? I mean, it does, it sounds fun, but I don't think we can ignore the darkness at the core of these stories. Krampus originally wasn't about drinking or partying. He was the ruler of the underworld, or even an evil santa who dragged people off to hell to be tortured for eternity.
Starting point is 00:13:12 And it's worth mentioning that Krampus might not just be a figment of Christmas imaginations. Because allegedly, there have been sightings of a creature that looks just like him. And I don't mean people dressing up on Krampus runs. I'm talking about actual humans who have come face to face with a real life Krampus all over the world. It's tempting to think that Krampus is just some mythological figure. Something you know, made up to scare children into behaving well around the holidays. Except when we dove further into the research, we realized that disobedient children weren't
Starting point is 00:13:55 the only people who had to worry about Krampus. It turns out there's plenty of stories from all over the world about encounters with goat people. I mean goat people who sound an awful lot like Krampus. Let's start with some reports from New Zealand about something they call the hoofman. Hoofman accounts actually go back centuries to before European colonists even made it to the country. So it's fair to say they probably weren't inspired by stories about Krampus. These are homegrown legends, but it doesn't mean it's't inspired by stories about Krampus. These are homegrown legends,
Starting point is 00:14:25 but it doesn't mean it's not a similar creature to Krampus. Now, I don't have exact dates, but here's how some of the more modern reports about the hoof man go. There's a highway that runs for about 40 miles in the northern part of the country called Desert Road. And as you might imagine, it goes through a remote desert with almost no civilization. People who are traveling down Desert Road, and as you might imagine, it goes through a remote desert with almost no civilization.
Starting point is 00:14:46 People who are traveling down Desert Road, whether they're hiking or driving, have reported seeing a goat-like creature literally dart out of the scrub and cross the lanes. That is cuckoo. Totally cuckoo. And it usually moves too fast for anyone to get a very good look, but people know it's not an actual goat because it's seven or eight feet tall, presumably standing on its back two legs. In some accounts, it's even wearing clothes, not unlike Krampus, who wears a red cloak in some descriptions.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Other stories speak of a mysterious hitchhiker who's always waiting at the side of the road. If you look closely, you'll see that he's a man on top with goat hooves on the bottom, hence the name hoof man. And again, a trait that Krampus shares with hoof man, both have goat legs on the bottom and human features on top. But here's the thing about the New Zealand legends. If you actually agree to let this hitchhiker into your car,
Starting point is 00:15:49 he'll ride with you just a short way, only to say he's ready to get out. But then poof, he's gone. Before you even have a chance to pull over, he has left your car. He just vanishes out of his seat. First of all, I'm not picking up no hitchhiker. I don't care who you are.
Starting point is 00:16:07 I am not that curious. No, I know, but it almost reminds me of the Hawaiian legend of Pele. And I'm not trying to disrespect the goddess Pele, the goddess of fire. But there is a similar Hawaiian legend that she is in her grandmother's state, and she's on the side of the road, and she is a hitchhiker. And if you don't pick her up, bad things happen to you. And as spooky as that all sounds, it's actually a good thing to let the hoofman into your car, just like it was a good thing to let Madame Pellé into your car.
Starting point is 00:16:42 He's thought to be pretty friendly and a protective spirit, so if you give this hitchhiker a lift, legend has it, you're guaranteed to make it to your destination safely. But if you leave him stranded on the side of the road, bad things tend to happen, from crashes, engine troubles, you know, that sort of thing. Okay, well, that's not quite the same as sorting out who's naughty and nice or beating up misbehaving children, but I do see a similar theme here. The hoof man, like you said, and Madam Pele reward the people who do random acts of kindness.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Right. And just like Krampus, he punishes those who selfishly speed on by and don't take the time to pick up the stranded hitchhiker. Bingo. But the hoofman isn't the only one who might be a cousin of Krampus. There's another Maryland-based creature who's similar and his name is the Goatman. Since the mid-1900s, there have been legends going around about him lurking in wooded areas, particularly in the central part of the state.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And in October of 1971, there's actually an article about him in a local paper called Prince George's County News. The reporter mentions that for a little more than a decade, people have been reporting sightings of a Goatman, a half-goat, half-human creature that's been popping up all throughout the state. From the tone of the piece, it sounds like the writer doesn't believe the Goatman is real. She's just talking about him like he's an interesting part of local lore. But just weeks after that article came out, something happens that turns even the biggest
Starting point is 00:18:20 skeptics into believers. Over in the town of Old Bowie, Maryland, near where the newspaper article was published, two friends are out for a morning walk. It's November 4th when they are strolling through a rural wooded area of town. But on this stroll they find something pretty unsettling. A small mound about the size of a football in the wet morning grass. They get closer to inspect it and see that it's the head of the neighbor's dog. A ten-month-old German shepherd named Ginger.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Now Ginger's body was nowhere to be found, but everyone in the family had been frantically looking for her. Everyone that is, except for 16-year-old April Edwards, the dog's teenage owner. Because according to some sources, April says she saw who took her dog. And it wasn't a pack of wild animals like one might expect. No. April said it was a beast, a half man, half goat, that took her little dog. And she was not about to go after it. When speaking with local papers after the fact, April was quoted as saying, "...what I saw was real and I know I'm not crazy."
Starting point is 00:19:35 Then about two weeks after Ginger's head is found, some teenagers call 911 and beg the police to come to their house. It's just down the block from where Ginger was taken. They tell police that they saw something moving outside their windows, something that looks a bit like a goat with a pair of long horns on top of its head, except it walks on its hind legs like a human being. So in other words, it's something that looks a heck of a lot like the Goatman, right? That's what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Or are you saying Krampus? I think it could be either one. But it's not long before Goatman becomes synonymous with Maryland. And there's one area in particular that seems to be the Goatman's favorite. It's called Cry Baby Bridge, and he's spotted there a lot. It got its name because when people drive out, they park near the bridge and then they sit and listen. They hear what sounds like crying. It could be a baby or it could be a goat crying in the distance. But if you do hear that sound, you better get out of there, because it's not long after the crying starts, the Goatman will jump out of the woods and attack you.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Legend says he'll do everything he can to rip each of your car doors open, break the windshield, whatever it takes to get at whoever's inside. There are also stories of him breaking into houses to literally drag people off. So you've got to wonder, is that a trip to hell? I mean like the original Krampus? Or is there some other fate that this thing has in mind? Well I'll say this, Maryland's Goatman didn't stop at beheading that first puppy, Ginger.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Pet owners say they often kept their eyes peeled for the Goatman because he seemed to love brutally killing small pets. And creatures just like the Goatman are still being spotted regularly to this very day. If you join us and jump into some of the rabbit holes online, you're going to find tons of stories. Like one Reddit user that said he spotted Krampus in Venezuela in 1998. Since he obviously wasn't using his real name on Reddit, I'm going to call him Bill. Bill didn't describe this sighting in much detail, and he said that the creature, which
Starting point is 00:21:54 he called, naturally, El Diablo, was standing upright on two feet when he spotted him. Bill was too young at the time to realize what he was looking at, but his older sister who I think was 12 or 13 years old, actually fainted when she laid eyes on the animal. According to Bill, it wasn't until years later that his sister was willing to talk about what had happened, and it wasn't until after that conversation that Bill realized they both had seen something supernatural that day. Even though Bill didn't give a very detailed description of El Diablo when he shared his story online, he did make one thing very clear in his post.
Starting point is 00:22:34 He thought the creature was something very similar to Krampus, if not the Krampus himself. Another person who I'm going to call Cameron took to Reddit to say they saw Krampus too. They weren't very specific about when or where either, but I still found this account to be worth sharing. Cameron said it happened on a summer evening. They were out jogging past an old graveyard when a figure that looked like a man in a long hooded cloak jumped out of a bush. Okay, wait a second now. Krampus was seen wearing a red cloak in some depictions. Did they say what color this guy's was? They didn't, but it was dark.
Starting point is 00:23:12 And this thing came out of nowhere and startled them, so I imagine that wasn't a detail they were focused on. Either way, the strange part was, this thing just started running right alongside Cameron. At first, Cameron figured it was just someone messing with them, and they didn't want to give this guy the satisfaction of reacting. They just pretended not to see him and kept on running.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Eventually, though, Cameron couldn't help but get curious, so they turned their head and saw a face under the hood, except the face looked more like a dog's rather than a human being's. Stunned, of course, Cameron came to a complete stop, and while they were standing there just staring, they saw that the guy running beside them also had goat legs and a tail too. Then get this, the creature thing laughed at them, and that's how Cameron got a good look at his super long tongue.
Starting point is 00:24:07 And that's when they hightailed it out of there, but not without looking over their shoulder to see if they were being followed. The good news was, Krampus seemed to be content to let them escape. He didn't chase them down. And to this day, Cameron doesn't understand what the whole interaction was even about. They wrote, quote, I don't know what I saw or how it existed. I just know I saw it and it wasn't a person in costume. For all I know, it was a freak lab experiment or I had a temporary hallucination.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I don't believe in Krampus, skinwalkers, aliens, dogmen, Bigfoot, etc. I keep telling myself there's some logical explanation." It's safe to say, I mean it is safe to say that Cameron's a skeptic, but even they couldn't deny the description of the thing they saw fit Krampus exactly. I mean look, there are similar reports from Alabama to Chile to Switzerland. The list goes on and on. But in fairness, this is Reddit, so you know what, you gotta make of it what you will. But there's a common thread here, because all across the world, people have seen a violent,
Starting point is 00:25:18 frightening figure who seems to be part goat and part human. And while the hoof man and the goat man match this criteria, they don't seem to have anything to do with Christmas directly. They show up year round. They're definitely not limiting their attacks to disobedient children or coordinating with Santa on the naughtier nice list. Which makes me wonder, could Krampus belong to some weird species we have yet to identify? Or is it possible someone got inspired by all of these accounts and created a flesh-and-blood Krampus in a top secret experiment? Start looking into Krampus and you'll see the same claim made over and over again.
Starting point is 00:26:09 That Krampus is a mythological figure, also known as, uh, he's not real. He's as fake as the Tooth Fairy or, sorry kids, Santa Claus. But I've got to think there's something to all those sightings we've covered before. Especially because, unlike Santa, nobody's going around hiring Krampus impersonators to hang out in malls. I don't know, unless there are people hiding in remote forests trying to scare people. I mean, there's got to be some explanation, right? So what I'm wondering is, what if Krampus is a member of some species that hasn't yet been discovered?
Starting point is 00:26:47 Picture this. In 500 CE, maybe the ancient German and Austrian people saw this animal that they didn't recognize. And they started telling legends about how the creature was a spirit that helped them celebrate the winter solstice. And Krampus traditions just grew out of that. Maybe these legends were also based on the sightings of a very real but unidentified animal. Believe it or not, things like this have happened before. You heard me right. There are actual documented instances where cryptid-like creatures turned out to be real. cryptid-like creatures turned out to be real. Take a giant fish called the coelacanth. For years, scientists were finding coelacanth fossils, but they figured it had gone extinct
Starting point is 00:27:32 around the same time of the dinosaurs, about 65 million years ago. This was in spite of people coming forward to say they'd seen living coelacanths swimming around in the ocean. I mean, fishermen literally kept saying, hello, I caught one of those in my net just today. The problem was, nobody ate coelacanths. So when these fishermen caught them, they immediately just threw them back into the water. And with no physical proof, every sighting was dismissed as either a hoax, a trick of the light, a mistake, you know,
Starting point is 00:28:06 all the excuses you hear today when someone sees Bigfoot or a UFO. The scientific community basically acted like these blue-collar fishermen were full of it. And it wasn't until 1938 that someone caught a coelacanth alive and showed it to a scientist. Then they had to admit it. I guess they're real after all. Now I know fish and human-goat hybrids are a bit different, but you get my point. If scientists all over the world could be wrong about some thought to be extinct fish, who's to say they aren't wrong about other species of animals?
Starting point is 00:28:41 Like some Krampus-type creature. Okay, you read my mind, but here's what makes me second-guess that. Wouldn't a half-goat, half-human creature, I mean, have a hard time staying hidden on land? I mean, like coelacanths usually live in deep-sea caves, places where people don't typically go, and they still get sighted all the time by fishermen? But a seven or eight foot tall goat-human hybrid? Let's just say this, there's a lot less evidence for Krampus than there is for Bigfoot. And I can buy that the species might be really
Starting point is 00:29:17 well hidden in rural parts of Germany and Austria. I mean, you know, like remote places with a lot of mountains. I mean, a desert road in New Zealand is also pretty far off the beaten path. But could this creature really live undetected in Maryland, of all places? I mean, I don't know. Okay, so that actually reminds me of another interesting theory I came across, and this is specific to Maryland's Goatman. The legend is pretty vague, so I don't know what year it takes place in. It started spreading around 1971, but it's possible that the rumors are much older than
Starting point is 00:29:52 that. Anyway, there's this doctor who at one point is working at a US Department of Agriculture lab in Beltsville, Maryland. His name is Dr. Stephen Fletcher, and he's supposedly obsessed with DNA. Specifically, he wants to see how different animals can be combined with one another on a genetic level to produce these hybrid creatures. Hello, has anyone seen Jurassic Park?
Starting point is 00:30:17 Anyway, legend has it at some point, he does an experiment on himself, trying to see if there's some way that he can incorporate goat DNA into his own body. But as you might imagine, the experiment goes horribly wrong. Right away, Stephen knows he's made a horrific mistake. One so bad, he can't bring himself to live among society anymore. He runs away to a shack in the woods, and he's living there alone when fur starts sprouting
Starting point is 00:30:48 all over his body. Somewhere along the way, his personality changes dramatically too. He becomes violent. He gets his hands on an ax and begins carrying it with him everywhere he goes. This way he can attack anyone who's unfortunate enough to cross his path.
Starting point is 00:31:06 He also develops a taste for people's pets. And to this day, Steven is known to attack cars as they pass by, hoping he can rip them open and drag the occupants out to their deaths. This theory is pretty out there I know, but there's actually some validity to the idea that human DNA can be combined with other species. In 2017, scientists in California made viable pig embryos in a lab. It is possible. Okay, yes, but except these scientists weren't just injecting pig DNA
Starting point is 00:31:42 into a fully grown adult man, they were being very intentional about inserting human DNA into developing pig embryos. I mean ones that hadn't been born yet. And in fact, those pig people were never born. From what I can tell from my research, if they had been born, they wouldn't have come out as a freaky pig monster. They would have just looked like, I don't know, ordinary pigs that maybe had some human tissue in them. Meaning, if Dr. Fletcher was real, and he did give himself goat DNA, he probably wouldn't
Starting point is 00:32:18 have turned into a real-life Krampus. If anything, he would have stayed himself, just with some goat cells maybe. I mean, that's assuming he even had the tools to do this kind of work at all. The gene editing tool CRISPR certainly wasn't available all the way back in the 70s, so I don't know what mad scientist operation he was supposedly using. No, I admit it, it's a total stretch, but it is fun to entertain for a second. I still think the best Krampus theory is probably this last one. And that's that Krampus, real or not, serves an important need for humanity.
Starting point is 00:32:56 See, Christmas has always had a dark side. It literally falls during the darkest time of year, right after solstice when the nights are the longest. Even if you'd prefer to focus on the nicer, brighter parts of the holiday, you can't deny that the dead of winter has a bleakness to it. And back in the 1500s, maybe even before then, it wasn't an uncommon tradition in England to tell ghost stories around this time, almost like Christmas was a sequel to Halloween. Speaking of which, it's also a long-standing practice in Wales to display a dead horse's skull as part of the Christmas celebrations. Nobody actually knows how this tradition started,
Starting point is 00:33:38 but there are a few theories. Spoiler alert, none of them are uplifting, I'm just saying. theories. Spoiler alert, none of them are uplifting, I'm just saying. One story says that when Jesus was born in the stable, there wasn't enough room for him and all of the animals that usually slept there. So Mary and Joseph kicked out one of the pregnant horses that was just about to give birth. And this horse began wandering the streets late at night, searching for somewhere warm and secure to have her baby. But she never found it. What actually happened to that poor little horse, I couldn't say. But I know eventually the Welsh people started displaying a skull to commemorate her long,
Starting point is 00:34:22 fruitless journey. This is against everything I've ever heard. It's so heartbreaking. Yeah, this is a hard story to take in. But there are people who think this horse skull tradition is even older than Christianity in Wales. They say the bone doesn't represent the animals in the stable, but a legendary mythical horse that could journey between the lands of the animals in the stable, but a legendary mythical horse that could journey between the lands of the living and the dead. Like a lot of other stories we've shared this episode,
Starting point is 00:34:51 this one's pretty old and very vague. But this horse skull tradition may serve as a reminder that we're all eventually going to die. You know, your typical cheerful Christmas message. Christmas definitely looks a little different to us these days. Though historically, it's a day where you're huddled for warmth, trying to keep the snow and ice at bay, talking about ghosts and evil spirits. But the tradition of telling ghost stories
Starting point is 00:35:23 started dying out in the early 20th century when electric lights were catching on and winters didn't have to be so cold and dark anymore. That's when Christmas started to become a happy holiday. Not to mention a very commercialized holiday that's all about buying the best gifts, decorations, food, and of course ugly sweaters. But in the midst of all that 20th century shopping and festivity, that's when people outside of Germany started to embrace Krampus.
Starting point is 00:35:53 It's almost like on some level, we needed something dark and spooky to offset the sweetness of candy canes and sugar plums. Something frightening to put the stress of gifts and traveling into context. Maybe even the threat that something bad will happen to you if you can't avoid the temptation to give in to commercialization. So whether or not Krampus is literally real, the point is, I think we as human beings sort of need him or something like him, because
Starting point is 00:36:28 on some level we all have a little Krampus in us. I think it's that good and evil, right? A darker side that needs to come out during the otherwise jolly times of the year. And that's why his legend is so enduring. Because on some level, Christmas feels meaningless, you know, to some people. I mean, Rasha and I love Christmas, but it's not always grounded in reality of what it means to be human. With all the pain and the mess and the frustration and the stress, right, that comes with it. So you know what? We'll just keep telling spooky, scary stories because Krampus gives us something to believe in. Something that Santa Claus and his elves just can't whip up in their workshop.
Starting point is 00:37:12 It's the darkness that makes him so appealing. Krampus might be the bad guy of Christmas, but he's also doing something that's good. He's an excuse to upset the social order, maybe even have a mulled wine or two. He's a warning about what happens when you get out of line, but a reminder that life is a mix of the good and the bad. And that's actually kind of healthy. Anyhoo, so we'll sign off by wishing everyone
Starting point is 00:37:42 a Merry Christmas, a happy Holiday Season, and a safe Krampus night. Here's to hoping you avoid the most stressful part of the holiday and play both naughty and nice. This is So Supernatural, an audio Chuck original produced by Crime House. You can connect with us on Instagram at So SupernaturalPod and visit our website at SoSupernaturalPodcast.com. Join Yvette and me next Friday for an all-new episode. So what do you think Chuck? Do you approve? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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