So True with Caleb Hearon - Brittany Broski & Drew Afualo Live from Disneyland

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

Welcome! No, it’s not a trick! Y’all are in for a TREAT with this very special Halloween episode shot live on location at the Disneyland Resort after the park is closed with Brittany Broski and Drew Afualo! Brittany, Drew, and Caleb see how high they can kick, talk scary stories, favorite treats, escaping from a Saw trap, body parts, and so much more! There was no better place than Disneyland Park to shoot this extra special and spooky episode because it’s Halloween Time at the Disneyland Resort until October 31! https://Disneyland.com/SoTrueHalloween2026 Join our Substack for ad free full episodes, early access to merch, our community chat, and more! https://calebsaysthings.substack.com/ Follow Brittany! @brittany_broski Follow Drew! @drewafualo Follow the show! @sooootruepod Follow Caleb! @calebsaysthings Produced by Chance Nichols @chanceisloud So True with Caleb Hearon is edited and engineered by Nicole Lyons. Our social media manager is Anna Weis. All episodes are filmed in The So Trudio at Legitimate Business World Headquarters in Brooklyn, New York. A Wave series. https://wavesportsandentertainment.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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costumes inside the park just for this podcast. And as I'm sure you've already guessed or no, our guest tonight, Brittany and Drew, welcome to the show. We are in the park. We are in the park at one in the morning. We've breached. We have breached the barriers. And the echo of your voice against these buildings.

Hallowed halls. Didn't it feel like I should be a small town mayor? Yeah. I thought that for a while, though. Didn't you get that feeling? I did. Mom, Donnie has no idea what's coming for him. Mom, Donnie, a small town mayor.

I should be, what's, Stars Hollow? I should be like the, you know the guy in Stars Hollow who's so annoying? What's his name? What is Stars Hollow? Okay, Gilmore Girls. Yes. Do you know it? I am familiar.

The town they live in. We're going to move off this because you guys don't know what I'm talking about. Girl, you are the mayor from Nightmare before Christmas. Am I? Yeah. His head switches around per his mood. Yeah. We pivoted to something we know.

Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying I'm two-faced. Well. Well, what's... If the alien head fits. Oh, I was just in your wedding. I mean, he would talk to me like this.

The fact that I would go all the way to Hawaii for your wedding. And I would be treated like this. That's true. And you wore flip flops all weekend and I had no say in it. Not one. I was actually, I've told by many people the flip flops were okay. You were in those olokais all weekend. Did you have a problem with them?

Well, I'm glad we're here. Actually, it's actually. I asked several people. That's true. There was actually a night that, you know, Brittany and I shared a room. That's true. As lovers do. As lovers do.

And there was a time when I was dressed for an event and Alex came in and I said, okay, I think I'm about ready to go and she looked to my outfit and she goes, okay. And I went, I went, is this not, is this too casual? And she goes, well, what are the other options? And I said, okay, let me just go and put on my other casual button downs. Can I see your hat choices? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I run a tight ship at the wedding, you know? Yeah, I'm not good at formal. You all know that. That's true. You all know me. We visited the Polynesian Cultural Center. We did. That is correct.

And me and Caleb had a damn blast there. Yeah, and the first thing they did, land acknowledgement, of course. Absolutely. As soon as you walked up. Should we do that here? Yeah. To the mouse? Yeah.

We should acknowledge the land of the mouse. We should do land acknowledgments everywhere we go. I think that would be really nice. You guys especially. One thing about Brittany, Brittany loves to be bald. Oh, I love being bald. A bald filter hates to see Brittany coming. Spiritually bald.

Spiritually bald. I have gender euphoria when I'm bald. Do you really? I really do, and I don't know what that means. Any brain deal I do, I'm like, and what if I was bald for a sketch? And they're like, okay, sure. They're like, it's Laurel, but I don't know if you think so. They're like, it's a hair care brand.

I'm like, what if I was bald? Wouldn't that be funny? What if I said it made your hair fall out? No, I don't think. But it's a joke. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Yeah, well, this is our job, so it is kind of hard.

Hey, it's hard to, hey, yeah. Put it there, put it there. I just love you. I just love you. Nicole's freaking out because we're out of our camera frames. Oh, perfect. My glasses are fogging up from the helmet. already.

Well, it is about 92 degrees out here, so that's probably why. So, yeah, what everyone watching at home needs to know is, it is 175 degrees. It is 1.30 in the morning. Right. And we are wearing sweatsuits. Yes. We love to sweat through stuff. We went ahead this year and said, what if the costume fit?

And I did say, when I got the costume, they said, do you want an extra large or a 2X? I said, no, what if I wanted a medium? Hello. That feels presumptuous. Body con. And yes, I did take the costume. They said, honey, it's time to be realistic. Well, they said, well, you want to be comfortable, don't you?

They go, and then how many X is for you, ma'am? We go one or two. One, two, four, or five. They skip three. Like, we just know you're somewhere. Listen. No, no, no. I'm going to start wearing clothes that fit for real.

That's good. That's the thing I'm working on. That's on your mood board for 27. Yeah. Well, I accidentally lost some weight and now I fit in the gap. I fit in the gap 3X. So I'm making changes around here. Whoa.

Big moves. Big money, big moves. I went to an event the other day and they had t-shirts and they only had a 2x left. And they go, would you put this on? And I go, uh, yeah, I will, but I'm going to look like sausage in the casing. And then I put it on and I looked so ridiculous. Have you seen these TikToks and Instagram memes where they say big, big boys, big people when they fall? First thing they do, push the shirt down.

Yeah, and I don't like those. Because I'm doing that. I'm doing it too. That is a rite of passage growing up plus-sized. As a big girl. When you grow up big, you adjust that shirt. I don't even notice when I'm doing it. It comes to me, it comes to me like a vision from God.

Something just shines down from the heavens and says, move your shirt, move your shirt. It's like when the doctors do the knee jerk thing, you're like, I'm, yeah. If you're okay, you will adjust the shirt. If you see my shirt unadjusted, I have died. You're doing a Ouija board. You're like, if you're here, move my shirt. Pull my shirt down, please. Pull my shirt.

Y'all are getting up there in years. You're the oldest son of all of us. What'd you say? I said you're the oldest set of all of us. Yes. Numerically, in terms of chronology and number of years alive, yes. Right. But your spirit, I'm assuming, is...

In terms of youthful energy, elasticity, nimbleness, playfulness. I think I'm quite a bit younger than y'all. If you stood up right now, could you touch your toes. Absolutely. Really? Absolutely. And I could kick pretty high.

You go back here and do it. Hold on. Let me go back there and do this real quick. Everyone stay where you are. No one make a move on the camera team. Because no one believes him. I need to see how you can kick suddenly. Okay.

Perfect. Pumpkin. Let's get this started. Damn, that was pretty hot. Did your knee pop? Your knee popped. But you didn't, athlete. It was my right knee feeling some pain.

You got to stretch that hammy. Imagine you. Imagine you later. feeling well. Let me get back on Mike. I'm not feeling well. I'm not feeling well. My right knee, which I did have surgery on when I was 15, is not feeling well.

I had surgery on my knee too. Did you for what? Yeah, when I was 14, I tore my ACL. How so? Well, I tore everything when I was playing soccer. My ACL, MCL and PCL. At the same time. Torn in half, girl.

You're kidding me. No, swear to God. And they replace them or what? Huh? Do they replace them? Yeah, they take muscle from somewhere else and they like rebuild my like, my tendens. Yes.

Like muscle graft? Yes, girl. I do feel something going on in my body now from the kick. Yeah, you turn on your hamster. He's going to be bruised as hell tomorrow. I turn around and it's like when his, like half his face got burnt off in that room. He just, my leg is just all my tendons are exposed. Somehow.

He turns this way. My skin came off. Truly. That's going to be my leg when I take off my onesie later to wring it out. You know when in among us they die and it's just a single bone sticking out? That's how it. That's going to be my leg. Backstage in the backrooms, the Disney Bell.

They went ahead and gave us popcorn, pickles. I only have three fingers. Popcorn, pickles, Pop-Tart, Coke. What else do we have? Keep in mind, these are all things Brittany requested. She asked for all six of them and also had a bite of all of them. Okay, first of all. We get back there, I go, do you guys want anything?

Kind of just being polite. You know, just being a good host. And Britney goes, yeah, I'm going to need a water, Coke, pickle, popcorn, Pop-Tart. I was like, okay, Drew, I'll come back for yours. Because that was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. a damn big girl

anyway I had all that and suddenly I was like my tummy's kind of rumbling randomly it's rumbling a little bit that was that was me having a chimichanga and a turkey leg today and then being like Space Mountain

let's shake it up what do we hit Space Mountain? Drew how do you think the wedding went do we all do a good job did Brittany do okay at it? What's our grading? Really genuinely give us a grade yeah just overall performance

at the wedding just like in terms of support all of it just kind of my thing it's like support guest management, how well we interacted with your guests? Appearance. I mean, we were struggling with that.

I also had a separate thing where I actually FaceTime drew directly. We were headed to the PCC and I said, is wearing a sort of, what only white women really wear, a tropical blouse slash dress, is that appropriate? And she said, did you bring anything else? I said, I had changed. I think it's cute.

And she goes, it's ugly, I'm changing. I was like, it doesn't feel right. Well, you know what? I walked you there. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's a lot of time. I had a similar thing with Alex.

Yeah, I was told to change with eyes alone. Right. But yeah, based on everything, what was our grade from your wedding, do you think? I'd give you both an A. Okay, nice. That's nice. You guys do so much. I was on that dance floor. You were holding it down.

You were holding it down. You want to know something funny, Billy told me. He said that the day of the ceremony, he was like, I was so nervous. I literally had to go stand by myself, but we were all in the same room. And he's like, and then Steve came over to me and tried to make a joke. And I was like, I'm going to be honest, Steve, like, I can't do this right now. like I'm genuinely so nervous. And Steve was like, okay, yeah, no worries.

And he walked back and you were there and you went, don't worry, buddy. I've been shooting blanks with him all day. He said the amount of jokes I told him and he goes, that's nice. Yeah. I go, don't worry, Steve. I've been shot, this is allegedly my job and I've been shot down all day. Even for an S tier like myself, it's been difficult.

Yeah, I'm a tier one operator, as she wants to say. I'm a tier one operator and I've been getting shot down out of the sky. Yeah. Our boy is in wedding mode today. That's true. Do you think if you kick really high, you can pull something in your stomach? Maybe from the back. Can that be an effect of kicking really high?

Maybe it's your abs. You just crunch too hard. Do you think? I kind of feel like we should go try it and see. Okay, I think we should go too. Do you want to go? Do you want me to go? I'll go first.

Okay, you go. Yeah, let me know if you feel, and really truly kick as high as you can. Don't cheat me on this. And let me know if you feel a pain in your stomach. Yeah. I got a pretty high kick. And honestly, I was shocked at how high you kicked.

Damn, that was high as hell. That was a pretty good kick. Come sit down. That was honestly so good. That was higher than mine. Sit down. Me being genuinely shocked. Yeah, how's that feel?

Oh my God. We got to call someone. Here's my review of doing that. Here. I'm feeling it here. Totally. Hamstring. Yeah.

That's your hammy. No, I always thought this was your hamstring. That's your calf, muscle babe. That's my cap. And when you said ACL, always thought that was here. No, baby. That's your Achilles heel. You'll learn something new every single day.

That's your Achilles heel. That little really kind of. concerns me that you thought all of those things were incorrect you were you were over four on those muscles well you know a lot about the body drew what's going on with my stomach right now i think it's just we're having too good of a time right now in terms of the achilles heel of it all not that big of a deal what he had no objectively it's like if you shoot me in the back of my ankle with an arrow yeah okay i'm i'm like totally out of luck but it's like how often is that going to happen never try never I'm just thinking on that and going like, that's not that big of a deal, actually.

Why did we even talk about him? Probably because he wasn't that good. Achilles heel? Yeah. Achilles. Achilles heel. His name, his first name. His first name, my name.

Last name, heel. First name Achilles. Like a sprained ankle. I ain't. Like a sprained ankle. That's right with Achilles. Boy, nothing. Boy, I ain't nothing to.

We'll come back to it. No worries. Um, Achilles. Can I say? Please. Flop. Flop. Flop.

If you can't get shot with an arrow in the back of your foot... You're flop. You're flop. And I don't even know why we're talking about you so many years later. No, like greatest warrior ever. You've got me joking. It's not even the leg I kicked with.

It's the leg I had planted. Do you know what I mean? You came down on. It's on the heel. It's like you had planted, yeah. Yeah, well, what's going on is there's a crazy feeling in my body right now from the kick, and I'm scared. I'm literally scared. You're trying not to let it take over.

Would it make you feel better if Drew did hers? Yeah, let me do your kick. And do it really, really, really, high and see if you can create something in your stomach. And make sure you plant your right leg and kick really high with your left. Yeah, me too. She's right-legged.

I did that. Yeah. I think that's what I did. Okay. Okay. Whoa! That was really good. That was super, super high.

That was super, super high. Now, did lifting the arm help with the technique? You know, I was going to say, I low-key, I'm not even kidding. I work out a lot, and that's no, I'm not trying to brag. My hammy hurts. Right now? I'm trying to be so real. No, you learn something about yourself with the kid.

No, my hammies low-key hurting. I like low-key went like, you know what I mean? Everyone come to Disney and do the kick challenge. All right, everyone's getting for the pumpkin. Everyone's got to do the kick challenge. Hashtag kick challenge. Everyone comes to the pumpkin

and hashtag your kick challenge and let us know if you feel, if you feel like you tore something in your stomach. Hashtag kick for Caleb. Kicks for Caleb. It's like the ice bucket challenge. Hashtag just made a million kicker. You just made a million kick challenges.

The viral kick challenge that's sweeping the web. Someone's going to see you for tearing their hamstring. Gay comedian Caleb Heron kicks off viral kick challenge to pay for surgery on his stomach. No, they're not my stomach. Imagine you got a hernia from this. From this? Imagine. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.

That's how things go in my life. That's sort of my track record. That's like my track record is like, I'll be doing something. I'm like, let's just be silly and whimsical. And then something really, really tough comes over it. it. Yeah. That's the truth of my life. This feels like a sleepover. Yeah, it does. One time, one time

we were in Hawaii and we were like in the ocean, my whole family's there. And then someone was with us and they were revealing some pretty serious and exciting news. Like they were like, guys, we have something to tell you. We're all in the ocean. I'm like, oh, what? As they tell

us the news, I get sung by a jellyfish. And I'm so, it wrapped around my hand. And I literally was like, I like, I like threw it off. And then I went to someone and I said, I don't want to ruin the vibe. But I'm on fire.

Someone needs to take me inside. I'm having a panic. And I was trying really hard not to ruin their moment. Does someone really have to pee on it? No, they can. But it honestly wasn't that bad, I think, because it was small. It was a teeny tiny jellyfish. It was a, yeah.

It was like an itty-bitty, junior jellyfish. See, this is why I'm so scared of the ocean and I'm right about it. Right. Totally. I don't want any friends. I don't want any friends. I agree. I was telling everyone that we were in the park with today because you guys hadn't gotten here yet.

I was like, we were talking about like being at theme parks when we were kids. And I was like, I have a vivid memory of being 10 years old. And my mom being like, do you want to go to the theme park this weekend? Like, there's one in Kansas City called Worlds of Fun. And then I do want to go to the theme park this weekend? And to my mom at 10 years old, I vividly remember being like, it honestly seems like too much. Like I was like, I really don't want to go. And she was like, come on, it'll be fun.

And we were laughing so hard remembering, by the way, my mom was like 26. You're so mean. She was like, my kid sucks. I want to go to the theme park. I truly was like, I was like, mom, I can't do it. And truly she was more fun than her kid. That must have been horrible. She was like, oh my God.

And she was right. It would have been so much fun. But I was just such a little like, I wanted to like knit or something. My mom told me once when I was young and we were at like a water park. There was like a bunch of kids playing like basketball like in a pool or something. And she's like, do you want to go over there and join them? And I was like, that's preposterous. Proposterous.

No. Proposter. That's insane thing. That's outlandish mother. My mom literally goes, where did you learn that word? And I was like, well. And I used it in the right context. Yeah, you nailed it.

And I was young. I guess I want to try to say it's I'm a genius. Well, so. Young Sheldon. And that's Disney IP. We can talk about Young Sheldon. Young Sheldon. Yeah, I wonder if there's any Disney shows about hurting your stomach pretty bad.

You're watching it, Mama. We're living it live. Mama, a torn muscle in your stomach. behind you. Mama, a herniated disc in front of you. Mama. Mama, hurting yourself for a bit that might not even make the episode behind you. I'm just imagining they can only see like your knee of your planted leg.

They didn't even see the kick. Mama, the stomach pain turning into a headache right in front of you, girl. No. You're every waking thought being ruled by the stomach pain. All the whole episode being about stomach stuff. Mama, a heat stroke behind you. Mama, an icy hot somewhere in the park. Let's find it.

Some Ben gay. Okay. Do you care about that stomach pain? Because I don't. There is part of me that's like, he's got anatomy we don't. So something may have shifted. Name one. Sorry.

Sorry. Name one. I just hate feeling different from you guys and you know that. That's true. Every time one of our differences comes up, it makes me sick. That's true. But there are so many. Well, that's why I feel when you guys are a couple in front of me.

That's true. Yeah, but you have a husband. I'm just your big baby. You have, no, Drew. I'm just like you guys is baby. I'm your guys' baby. Drew. Drew.

So we were doing a photo call earlier. We were doing a photo call earlier in the, that claw, sort of, you know. And we were asked to stand in front of a window. And Drew goes, I'm going to drop down to give a level to the photo. Right. And whispers to me and came. I'm like you guys as baby. And Brittany goes, shut the hell up.

Enough. Well, honestly, it's because our dynamic is like, I'm the big guy from the blind side. And you're Sandra Bullock, and she's the husband. I'm the dad. Yeah, you're the dad. And he's, and literally like. In what way is that our dynamic?

No, you plucked me from the streets, Caleb. You don't understand when people are like, and I think Drew is his assistant. That is when they talk about the three of us. You guys gave me everything. That is so funny. You guys gave me everything. My whole career to you guys.

You know, I loved that movie. Yeah, and the day since that little S.J. kid that I'm like, that I protect from the airbag. Before, before.

The bio kid. And he's like, I stopped it. Before we knew we weren't supposed to, I loved that movie. I agree. Oh, yeah.

I really loved that movie when it came out. Because I played football and I was like, that's really cool. I loved it too at the time. I've got a question. Tell me. What were y'all's favorite

Disney movies growing up and why? Because the why gives me an insight into your personality. Move on. That's a great one. Absolutely. And I have several reasons. Let's hear it. Let's do. I've always wanted a friend like Mushu. Right. I've always wanted someone to be that loyal to me. I have yet

to find that. What do you mean? He's sitting right here. Chance is not like Musu. He's dressed as Buzz Light here. Chances right here. Chance is you know I love you to death. He is not like Mushu. Okay. He's a cricky. He would never follow me into war. Chances. Chances. Chances not. like Mushu. Chance, are you a draft dodger? Well, say it right now. I think I would.

You'd call me into war? I would follow it into war for sure. Chance, I don't know. Is he allowed to talk? You would keep me porridge in my tent before I go to war. Be 100% real right now. Yeah? Because that's the kind of shit that Mushu does for Mouon. If you needed it, I would. If the hans were coming, would you light the cannon chance? Yes or no. I don't think I would be used as Mooshu. I think you would use me as sort of an attack dog. Attack them with what? Kindness? You don't think? So you think you would be the horse? Yeah, probably.

If the horse is a big hugger, attack with a big hug. If the horse is your first. I want to thank you for bringing that up. I don't think chances Mooshu. He might be the horse. He might be the matchmaker. Woman? He's extremely intense.

He's an extremely intense guy, and so was the matchmaker. That's true. But I love Moulau because I love Moushu's loyalty. You're a big Moushu fan. Musho. They should have called the movie Mushu. I think you just like saying that word.

No, I love Mulan. I love that she pretended to be a boy. I think that's sick. That's so awesome. She should have been bald. She should have been bald. And he was into her, no matter what. He was into her.

He was down, no matter what. In fact, he was kind of pissed off when he found out. That is true. That is true. And I like the Dweeby Commander guy. Oh, yeah. The guy that was like, you can't go to war. And he was like, I'll go to war.

You know what I mean? Right, right, right. Yeah. And I like the songs. I like the big, huge fat guy. Oh, the one that loves to eat. Yeah. He talks about, he's like, oh, I don't care what she looks like as long as she cooks

me food. Right. Me. I don't care what she's like. Yeah. I felt that when he said that. Mm-hmm. And Moulon is a story about bravery and Moulon is a story about love.

Right. And it's many forms. What about you guys? What about you, Bernie? All right, I'll go. Aladdin. That's a great one. And it was because of Robin Williams.

Yeah, he was fantastic. Robin Williams really opened my mind as a youth to like how zany you can really get. You know what I mean? Like sometimes I feel like the stuff I used to laugh at as a kid or even like as an adult. Like I rewatched Aladdin recently and I was like, it holds up. So funny. Yeah, there's just no ceiling on comedy. Is that why you like voiceover work?

Yeah, literally that started it. And then Josh Gad made it worse when he did Olaf. I was like, I can't. can do that. I think I was I can do that. Straight up I can do that. And me and Josh God

kind of look alike. So I think that that really don't get me started on that. Well, right? That was really a thing. You, him and Matt Damon. Me, Josh Gad, Brittany, Matt Damon. Yes.

Who do you get the most? Celebrity look like? Yeah. Fat guy from Malcolm in the middle. What? Fat guy from Josh Gad. Any fat guy.

If anybody sees anybody fat online, they'll be like, This You at Caleb Says Things. I'm like, they're just fat. How about this? I get big-eyed, big foreheaded white women. This you, Queen? How about that they go to art museums? Renaissance paintings.

Renaissance paintings. Why did I kind of think of Britney Broske when I liked it? Queen, you have to see this. I saw it. Oh, I saw it. Would you rather have Renaissance painting or Fiona from Shrek? Because that's what I get. Are you kidding Fiona from?

I get Fiona from Shrek all the time. I get Shrek, but I get Fiona from Shrek. I also get Lotto. You look like Lato. You look a little bit like Beyonce too. With, don't say that. They'll get mad. With Lotto, I told Brinney, I was like,

her kind of, I do see it a little bit. I think we just both have huge eyes and we're not white. But then when I was looking at her, I was like, what makes me laugh even more is I think that would piss her off if she heard it, and that makes me laugh. Like if she heard they were calling me her twin, she'd be like, and that's funny. Why do I have to be twins?

That's funny. I find that funny. Why am I in the twas her. twin equation. Right. That's why it's like fun to say it to people that look nothing like me. Well, like commenting under Addison Ray's stuff, okay, twin, you better do it. Well, I literally sometimes like when I do interviews to like if she's built nothing like me,

I'll literally be like, well, can I borrow this when you're done, this dress? That's fine. Can I get that look? We're about the same size. Can I get that? It's okay. We'll have teams talk. We'll have teams talk.

One X or two X. No three. Yeah. You think they're sending that to Addison Ray, two X or three X? Probably not. Probably not, you guys. Oh, my favorite Disney movie at the time. Emperor's New Groove.

What a great one. That tracks. What do you think it was about it? The humor, honestly, more than anything. I was like, I was watching, I was laughing. L.M.A.O. Absolutely. L.M.A.O.

Waffle copter. Yeah. I remember leaving and being like, holy shit, that movie had everything. I remember watching and thinking, God, where does it end with this? Masterpiece. I agree. You have a very cartoonish sense of,

humor. I do. You do. That absolutely is exemplified in that movie. You guys actually share a lot of that. We do. You guys indescent.

Sometimes when we're all together, you guys get lost in like a cartoon bit. Right. And I am a little bit left on the edge as being like, I'm laughing, but I'm like, I don't really fully understand. It's fair.

You lack our whimsy. I totally lack your guys as whimsy. You're also unplugged from media in a way that I think people would be shocked to know. But what I lack in whimsy I make up for in something that's going on with my stomach. That's true. No, I am a little, I'm a little, I'm not unplugged, but I don't know your guys's references.

You are in like a beautiful way though. Yeah. We're plugged in in an awful way. I should be more unplugged. We all should be. I should get even further. You even more unplugged, I'll have to reach you by carrier pigeon. That's what I need.

I want to get all the way off my phone. I need to get rid of my phone. That's too. God, if you can hear me. I need to get rid of my phone. Well, that's fair. I need to get rid of my phone altogether. Would you do a dummy phone?

I did a dumb phone for a while. You do have the dumb phone. I was cast out and chastised. That's when you, on my show, you said it was the blue eyes, brown eyes experiment. Yes. When you got a dead phone? So why do you with smart phones think that you can treat people with dumb phones like that? You know it's not right and you're doing it anyway.

I tell you that blue away. People with dumb phones are no lesser than you. Just because your phone has Uber. So why do you think you're allowed to use the bathroom and she's not? So you can use the bathroom and she doesn't get to have recess. Why is that? I love Jane Elliott. You all love a Jane Elliott

I love a Jane Elliott I love Jane Elliott. When you made that joke literally Billy goes that was the funniest thing I've heard in a while I said oh nice to hear that for my husband thank you

so we live together No Billy's my boy He and I have a very special and spiritual connection You do actually We really do You have a lot in common Yeah

I have a really You know What I'll say about my boys is that my boys and I we have a very special understanding That's true. What does that entail?

Well, there's something about being a boy that you guys could never understand. That is true. And there's things about being girl that I can't understand. That's true. Okay, so if we were in a small town together, I was mayor, what do you guys think your role would be in the small town? Great question. That is a great question. If we lived in a little small town and it was a different reality where we didn't have these jobs, what do you think we would do?

Are we like municipal government or is it just anyone in the town? I think it's just like character in the town. Got you. own an ice cream parlor. Like old school style? Old school style. Like Ruby Tuesdays? Yes. But also we serve Coca-Cola the old-fashioned

way. Where they put the syrup in it. Like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People come in. And then you have one of those paper hats on? 100%? Are you going to throw sock hops? Yes. Yeah. What year is it? It's 2006. Yeah. Oh, it's present day.

Oh, it's present day. Oh, it's present day. Yeah. But it is this kind of like, everything's black and white. or red and white striped. Everything's black and white. Everything's black and white. Anyway, moving on. I would own an ice cream parlor, and I would be, can I pick my age? Oh, yeah, you can be a different age in this.

And gender, okay, first of all, I'm bald. Okay, let's start there. Whatever age I need to be to get to that. I'll be bald. Second of all, I'm probably like 60s, early 60s. And it's been in my family. Right, it's been in my family for a long time. And it's like, I'm carrying on the.

tradition. I make Coke the old way. Yeah. I see that for you. Yeah, everyone sits at the counter. 60s is so your window. You think 60s over 50s or 70s? 60s is so your window. That's very sweet. I think you're going to be one of those women that's like, do you know how like Drew Barrymore and Amy Poehler are aging?

Yes, yes. No, they're not in their 60s. I don't think Drew's in her 60s. But they're aging towards that like very, or who did one recently? Was it Glenn Close that did that video that was like, I'm sitting outside and the wind is in my hair. Do you know what I talk about? That's the kind of 60s woman you're going to be where you're just like really in wearing some loose fitting button downs. That's too.

You're going to be like that in your 60s. Thank you. I agree. I'm looking forward to it. And you're going to be the same. I'll be long gone. Don't see that. I'm plenty of clucking out really.

I'll be long gone because in my 50s I'm going to get really into helicopters. That's your big plan. And I don't think I need to tell you where that goes. No. But yeah, I won't be around. driving. I won't be around. It won't be the helicopter.

It would be your stomach pain. Yeah. So, okay, I'm so glad you brought up my stomach. I didn't really want to be talking about the other stuff because, yeah, it's also happening in my back as well. Oh, my God. What if you're having a baby? I actually would give anything to give birth. Oh.

And I can't. No one would appreciate the birthing experience more than this guy right. I would complain about it so bad. I would complain about it so, so bad. Yeah, but you would complain about it so, so bad. you'd be like, it's a miracle, it's the miracle of life. Yeah, that's so too. I can't wait to be a dad.

I think I'm going to be really good at it. You are going to be fantastic dad. You're going to be an amazing dad. You're not doing it, right? No. No parenthood for you. Opting out. You're not either.

No. See, this is the problem. I literally, you want to know something funny. I went to something like an event the other day and I got interviewed. And she asked me about the wedding a ton. And then at the end, she goes, when are you going to have kids? Which feels like a 1950s question to ask me. Yeah.

So then I went, oh, never, ever, ever. That's what I said. Oh, never in a billion, 100 million years. Like literally never, ever, ever, ever and also never. Next question, Stacey. And then she was like, oh, okay. So that's where I'm at with kids. The fact that it's 95 degrees and it's September.

Yeah. And it's Halloween. Pumpkin. It's always been like that. Yeah. I know I'm saying it's only getting worse. The temperature's always been like this. I think everything is normal.

None of the ice is going anywhere that it's not supposed to go. No diseases are being unlocked. In my opinion, nothing is going on. That's true. And my kids will deal with nothing. That's true, except that stomach pain. Yeah, the only thing really going on, I'm so glad you brought that up because I was hating talking about the other stuff. No, but we didn't get to hear your small talent thing, Drew.

Who would you be? I was thinking about it while you were elaborating on your ice cream parlor. I feel like I would be in public works. Like I'd be organizing when we have like the fair. You know what I mean? Or we have like we need like a fundraiser or a dog show. Like I'm just cooking up ideas. is that are bringing very little money, but they are bringing me joy.

Book fairs. Like, things that kids didn't ask for, but I'm like, that would be awesome. Like, hay rides. Yeah. That classic public works job. Fairs, fundraisers, dog shows. You know. You know the one.

I mean, it's my small town. I'm just making up a job. She's 60 and bald. Right. Yeah. And she has an ice cream parlor. Yeah. We have no other buildings.

With the old fashioned co. It's an old western saloon style town. Yeah. Yeah, we have like just the mayor and just the ice cream parlor. store, ice cream parlor, Drew's Public Works. And my job, a consultant. Trying to get them all there.

Halloween questions. Oh yeah, let's tell some Halloween questions. Do you guys have any scary stories from your life? Scary things that have happened to you at all ever? That have ever happened to me? Like scary situations you found yourself in? Yeah, but it's not like spooky. It's just like...

Oh, it's going to be like sad and upsetting? No, it's like I evaded death. It's honestly kind of inspiring and uplifting. I would love to hear it. It's not that eventful, so I'll just kind of ease into it. I was driving. I was in Texas. It was pouring rain.

In Texas, it's humid. It's very humid when it rains in the summer. And it was late at night, and I was traveling from one big city to another. And the highways in Texas are just spaghetti bowls. Mind you, I'm a new driver. I'm like 19, 20. And I was driving to see my boyfriend at the time in college. Now, did this man care about me at all?

No. No. Was I driving in the middle of the night to go see him? Yes. Absolutely. Yeah, to him and a storm. To him and a storm, literally barefoot uphill both ways. Yeah.

And I'm driving and my windshield starts to fog up. And I'm like, I don't know how to use a car. I'm pressing every button like, where's the dehumidifier? Dehumidifier. Dehumidifier. And then I'm like, it completely fogs up. We're going 80 miles an hour. I'm on the highway.

I'm in the far left lane. There's no side lane. And I'm thinking, this is it. That's how I die. It's fine. I like out the wind. like a dog, put my head out the window, and I'm driving like this to the point where I was like... You're Fred Flintstone? Yeah. Literally, I was Fred Flintstone. Be on the bottom running.

My tongue's out my mouth. It's like, fine. That's another cartoon bit. Yeah. Did you get that one? Your head's out the roof like a giraffe. Exactly. And I finally like, I have to pull over, so I slow down and I put the flashers on and I like, like, like, I figured it out. And then I pressed the button and I was like, oh, thank God. Mind you, like cars are swerving around me because there's no street lamps. And I was like, please, please help me, please help me, please help me. Universe. Oh my God, oh my God, my God.

And then I figured it out, rolled the window back up, waited until the merge on. I was fine. That was, like, one of the scariest moments in my life. That is scary. Car stuff also makes me really scared. That's really scary. Likewise. I'm really glad you survived that.

Thank you so much. Do you guys ever watch the show I survived? Hate. Yeah, I've seen a few, yeah. I've randomly felt very comforted by it. Really? Yeah, because they survived. I was into that.

Like, it was like the things they were talking about. story of hope. That's bad. It's a story of hope. But then it's like you did survive. That's fair. I was watching more like the girl who's addicted to eating deodorant. I've seen that too. True life?

Yeah. Or my strange addiction? My strange addiction, yeah. I was getting into all that kind of stuff. Did you guys ever watch monsters inside me? Yeah. No. What was that?

It was like stories of them getting bit by things. Jungle worms. Yeah, like just the most insane insects and then like awful things happening. There's a story to this. I watched this episode once and the spider bit this girl. And then she got this thing called Leishmaniasis. That literally just was a flesh eating disease. It just ate her whole leg.

I watched that when I was like nine. Fast forward to like the first couple months I'm dating Billy. We're like in a group of mixed people. And he likes to just say things and people don't react to it because he's handsome. And I think that's why he likes me because I'm like, why are you saying stuff like that? So then he makes a joke. You fought him. He loves like word associate.

So like you say a word, he'll say something else That's not related to what you said And so this girl said the word leash and he goes Leash Maniasis and then I go Did you just say Leash Meniasis? He goes, yeah, do you know what that is? And I go, yeah, it's a flesh eating disease you get from a spider And then he went, I love you You love you? That's beautiful

Yeah, he fell in love with me over a flesh eating spider Yeah, we had just said it like a week before that It would have been cool if that was the first time It was still cool anyway, but that would have been really cool But it was weird because then when we talked about it after, he said, I watched this program called Monsters Inside Us. I go, that's where I watched it. That's your soulmate. Invisible String theory.

Yeah. Alexa. Play Invisible String now, please. You guys don't even know. I would do anything for you. Likewise. We are. You're sitting across me right now.

You don't even understand the kind of stuff I would do for you. You tore a muscle in your stomach for us. I appreciate that. No, there's something going on with the stomach. Okay. Would you need a Tylenol? No. I just want everyone.

to be aware that tomorrow when I wake up, I'm going to basically sleep it off. You're going to file workman's comp. I'm going to sleep it off tonight and tomorrow if I wake up and my stomach feels weird still, something will have to be done. If you could go to the store,

this aside, if you could go to this imaginary store I'm creating and swap a body part, what would you swap? I would swap out my ankles. What's wrong with them? Do they pop? My dancer's ankles. No, they're just so weak. I literally, I swear I feel like when I walk,

my ankles are just wobbling. That's why I cannot ice skate. Like, do not invite me to ice skate. Because when I'm on there, my, I just feel like my toes are gripping the inside of my skates. Like, my life depends on it. It's not fun. You're sweating through my cute cardigan.

What the hell? Don't invite me to this. No, because why is this literally frozen under me and I'm dripping with sweat? I'm sweating through my cable knit sweater. I can't even take a cute pick, whatever. I had no idea you were going through that. Yeah. Ice skating's a big sore spot for me.

I didn't know that. Did you have dreams of grandeur as a child? You wanted to ice skate real bad? Well, I did love the movie Ice Princess. Absolutely agree. Once again, we're connecting on something he cannot reach. Yeah, that's fair. There's a table between me and you guys,

and there's also some cultural references going on. And then between that and knowing that you guys both did a high kick with no consequences, of course I'm feeling some distance. Of course I'm feeling, I feel... It's to be expected. I feel like I'm standing on the other side of a... freaking ocean from my friends. Don't feel like that.

Yeah, don't. Close the gap. The claw. The claw. The claw. The claw. No, but in all seriousness, do what?

My body part swap? Yes. I said my ankles. What would you switch? You did your ankles. Yeah. I just need strong ones. I need more meat on my bones.

More ankle meat? Yeah, I need more ankle me. I'm like all of me's plus size except my ankles. That's good. The skiniest ankles you've ever seen. Literally, you want to put 300 pounds. on these bony ankles.

So I feel about my knees. I'm like, really? And it's genetic. My whole family. Yeah, like you lean down. I could literally do it, but I won't. They crack. They pop, snap crackle pop.

Really? They have since I was a teenager. And it runs in the family. It runs in the family. And I can tell by your tone that you intensely care. No, I do. I'm so interesting. That runs in your family.

You know it runs in my family? Gout. Now, what is gout? Well, tell you what? It's eating too much salt. I'll tell you what gout is you give it to yourself Okay That's what that is

This runs in my family And by that I mean we're all just doing it Yeah And I'm so serious about it We're just giving it to ourselves I'm really really trying to think of my body part Yeah That you'd swap

Permanently Permanently You're just like this could use an upgrade And maybe like utility It's not really a body part So much as a thing I'd like to do Okay go ahead share it I wish I could jump really high

And run really fast So would that be legs? Yeah. My legs are already strong. I think it would be fat is what's holding me back. That's not necessarily true. Your cardiovascular system. Nobody fat can jump really high or run really fast.

It's more like the spring in your knee. Some fat people can run really fast. Some fat people can run really fast. Some. You're looking at one. It's rare. You cannot run that fast. You don't know me, girl.

You don't want to see the next. Mama. My 40 time, you know what's funny? Me and Billy have joked about my 40 time before. What's your 40 time? I think, and this is me being. Like, I'm being so serious. I think I could run like a 5-2.

A mile in five minutes? No, no, no, it's 5.2 seconds. She thinks she could run 40 yards in 5 seconds. I'm going to tell you right now, your 40 time is 10 seconds and something. And what's yours is 15? Yours is 13 in something. Mine is in the 40 range. Yeah.

I'm running a yard a second. You're clocking mine, but you hurt your stomach kicking. Yeah, absolutely. And I'm saying my 40 is worse than yours. I'm looking at everything. You're right, because NFL players can run a five, too. Okay, realistically, probably like an eight. You think so?

At my fastest, I would say eight. I would really love to know. How fast did you all run the mile in middle school? I didn't run the mile in middle school. I was a moral opposition. You were exempt? I was a conscientious objector. I didn't know that was an option, by the way.

I was a conscientious objector to running the mile. That's fair. Me and some of the intense girls. The day of the mile and they let him set out. I tried not bringing my clothes. I would try to figure out what day we were running the mile and I wouldn't bring my gym clothes. And I did it two times in the road.

and my gym teacher pulled me aside and said, it's enough. And I said, it's not enough. I don't think I should have to run the mile. That doesn't make any sense. That's fair. That's fair. My fastest mile time was seven minutes. Really?

That was my fastest one ever. But again, I was like 11, 12. You were also an athlete. My fastest mile I ever did was 15 minutes. And that was me trying. That's okay. I like really gave it my time. That's okay.

That's okay. All mile times are welcome. You ran it really fast because you were an athlete. Yeah. You tried. Now, why were you trying? Because I thought you had to. I felt like I had to.

And I also like, I just hate physical activity. Like, I really, really am not a fan of doing anything physical. And so I was like, I'm really going to push myself. 15 was all I had in me, I guess. That's not bad, though. I mean, it's okay. It's kind of bad. It's okay.

It's kind of bad. It's like not anything to write home about. No. In fact, it's like laughable. Totally. If anything, it makes me the butt of the joke, and that's okay. That's all right. 100% fine.

When I was in middle school, we used to do these things called units, where they would, like, you could pick what sport you wanted to learn for, like, the quarter. It's kind of cool. Yeah, but we had things like, like regular sports, like soccer, flag football, whatever. But then we would have things like archery. Like, we had one that was called circus, where we would learn how to write a unicycle, juggle, and do those little rods where you balance that thing in between. Billy thinks I'm making that up, but I'm so serious.

That is a real school I went to. And they were just like, yeah, I mean. And then one was called lawn games, which was like Bachi Ball, croquet, like old people's stuff. Of course. Yeah, that's how I learned how to play Batchie Ball. I have a lot of information about many inane things that will never serve me. You know, in high school, the sport I picked golf. It was awesome.

Were you good at it? No, of course not. Okay. And I sat out half the meats because I had diarrhea. It was awesome. What is going on in that stomach? Well, I don't have a gallbladder so that has made it worse. Maybe you sprained your gallbladder.

What's going on in my stomach is not anything that any of us can get to the bottom of here tonight. That's between me and an urgent care tomorrow morning. And the Disney urgent care. That's between me and the Disney Hospital tomorrow morning. Disney EMT is between me and the mouse. I still get mad about the mile. I like how you're morally objecting. I did.

I was a conscientious objection to objector. I was like, this measure is nothing. What about fitness grand pacer test? What? Oh, the grand pacer test. Fitness grand pacer test. Do you ever have to do that? Is that like presidential fitness?

No. This is different. This is, it's literally a beeping machine and you just run back and forth as many times as you can, but the beeps get shorter in between. Yeah. So it's like you did to run forever. I used to do it in soccer all the time. It was like a government mandated thing.

You never did it? You didn't do that now. That and scoliosis? Yep. You can do that? You guys have scoliosis? I just imagine Caleb always being the one to take things a little. little like guys can we please like take this serious 100% you think that was me yes

yeah a lot of times it was yeah I said I sent Caleb a meme on Instagram that was like you ever see someone to just know that they were super involved on campus and I sent that to you and I was running it like the Navy and I was and I was super involved and I love that this cookie is gonna make my mouth way drier than I thought well are you like super involved in high school too yeah like in student council ASB that kind of thing oh yeah what's ASB Like student body stuff Like you plan dances That kind of thing

Oh yeah It's treat time Go ahead and take the whole thing for me If you're gonna take one Okay And go ahead and get it all over Destroy the display for me One quick

Well They said that's a prop We help her Don't eat that, don't eat that You hold down the cup Yeah, I can hold down the cup Yeah, I was gonna pick up your mangled baby And then you'll pick that up

Yeah Ready Nice, it was the caramel I don't want the mangled It's your man These streets are available at Candy Palace and Candy Kitchen on Main Street USA at Disney Park. They sure are. I'm enjoying the shortbread bat cookie.

Let me see. I want to see what I want to take a piece of. I don't know why people are laughing. I am enjoying the shortbread bat cookie. And the Mickey Mummy Macaron really. Mickey Mummy Macaron. Wait, I want a cake pop actually. Have a cake pop.

Okay. Okay. Hold on. Let me read mine. What's mine? Drew's enjoying. a mini skeleton, nope, a Mickey Ghost Cake Pop. Ghost-shaped vanilla cake pop.

You never did theater in school, right? I took theater. What does that mean? It was a class, but you didn't do a show? Yeah, like I took a class, and I did like, that was my favorite class ever. But I took it very seriously. I felt like everyone was taking it as like an elective, but I took it very seriously. Okay. Okay, Brittany, what's going on with you?

I'm making macaroon. Hey, you have all over your hoof. Your hoof. Get it together. My triad. Your pincer is covered in stuff. Your pincers. I drooled on myself as well.

It was very good. It was so good. I drooled brown. Okay. We're not getting invited back. No. Obviously we're not getting invited back. Brittany's drooling on herself.

We're sweating through our costumes. And she's been farting the whole time. What do you guys think? Okay. Let me ask you this. when this friendship eventually blows up and ends what do you guys think will be the cause of it and don't say whatever's happening with my stomach right now from the kick

no wasn't going to because the bit was dead no it's not a bit I'll show you all and zip this right now and show you what's going to blow up our friendship when this friendship blows up what do you think is going to be the cause hmm it's got to be like we're the type of people where it would be something financial.

Yeah. Yeah. You steal from me. It'd be like a thruple breakup. Brittany steals for me. Yeah. Yeah. I would say.

I would like skim off the top or I would like it would be something money related and then one of us would tell the other and then I would get them in on it and then it would be against one of you. Yeah. Yeah. That is totally true. I was thinking like I walk in on you guys and we agreed to talk about, you know, acting alone outside of the thruple.

Yeah. Like we had to set those. boundaries early. Mickey cake pop for you. You made it look really good. Mickey goes cake pop for you, Queen. Mickey goes cake pop tonight, Queen. Queen, Mickey goes cake pop

Queen, Mickey Ghost Cake Pop tonight, Queen. In the closed down park at 2 a.m., Queen. Text from Mickey Ghost Cake Pop. You up. You up. W-Y-D. Mickey Ghost Cake Pop is calling. Are you answering? Hello.

Yellow. Want to play a game? Yellow. Mickey Ghost Cake Pop, asks if you want to play a game. I always want to play. You, low key. It's really good.

If they put me in the movie saw, if they put me in a saw from the movie saw, I do feel that I would survive it. Like being sawed? If you, if saw, you know that little freak. Yeah. Who puts people in the room. Oh, yeah.

Jigsaw. Jigsaw. If he put me in one of his rooms, I think I would survive it because the whole thing was like, Oh You've been evil You haven't appreciated being alive Now you have to cut a key out of your eyeball

If you want to live Guess what I'll cut that key out of my eyeball No I'll cut that key out of my eyeball I don't care I'll do anything to live Except diet and exercise

With some exceptions of course With some exceptions of course With some huge caveats Yeah yeah yeah There is a couple asterics in there Okay I also feel that you could be able to

word smith your way out of it. I feel like you would charm your way out of that room. Yeah. I would first of all never end up in the Saw because no one appreciates life and its little pleasures more than me. And I think Saul would see that. You know how many times I've gotten that sunset sunset edit of his soliloquy on sunsets? Girl, you don't appreciate sunsets the way you should. I agree. You know what? You're their number one fan. I love a sunset.

Yeah, that's true. It's to the point now where people send me their sunsets. I love that. And that means everything to me and I think Saw if he were to find me If he really got to know you for real If Saw got to know me he would take me out of the trap Your camera roll alone would prove to him That you're not deserving of being in that trap I don't deserve to be in trap

And I think Saul would see that That's true, he would And I think both of you, by the way I don't say this just because we're on a podcast episode Together right now or just because you guys are two of my closest friends I really think both of you guys would survive Trap from Saw

If you were put in there If I was put in there I think so too Yeah. I think he would just get so tired of me not listening that he would let me out. Yeah. He would just be like, oh my God. Okay, get out. Yeah.

I'm not doing that. Yeah. He's like, Sime. Ew. No. He's like, dig it out of your eye. No.

No. No, I don't want to do that. I'm going to kill you. Okay. Oh. Okay. Well, hurry up. It's hot in here.

No, for real. Can you at least put the AC on? Like, I see it. It's like a wall unit. Yeah. I can literally see it. I know it goes lower than 68. I saw a TikTok.

I know you have the remote. I know you have the remote. I literally saw TikTok on hacking the AC. He's like, the remote's in your eye. You have to cut out the remote. Okay, I'm not doing that. Now I'm going to do it. Now I'll do it.

If we're talking temperature control. For AC, I'll do anything. Okay, yeah. Okay. God, I need AC so bad. Me too. In my life. Going to Europe is such a challenging thing that can happen.

Agreed. When it's hot and they don't have any of it? No. In France, like they have no air conditioning and no elevators. Like updated ones. Or when they do have an elevator, it's really scary. It's like that police. system one.

They made elevators before they knew people could be like me. Yeah, one time I was in... Before you dropped. Right, for real. Before they got this big. That was when door frames were like 4.11.

Yeah, yeah. I literally, one time we were in Paris and me, Dason, and Billy got in the same elevator. And then as soon as the door is closed, it said max weight 220 pounds. And Dase goes, we're way heavier than that.

I guess we'll find out what happens. You're clicking the door open button. It's the tower music. I just also think I would have survived Titanic. I'm so sorry. I would have gotten on one of those little boats. Honestly, I'm telling

I, I honest to God, wait, can I say, I think I would have to. I would have gotten on one of those little boats, too. I don't give up. I'm getting on one of the little boats. You're letting my... Women, children, and Caleb. I'm getting on one of those little boats.

You know my heart. You know my heart. You know my heart. You know my heart. Don't put me in trap. You know me. Put me on the little boat with the women and children. Because the women and children would have wanted me there.

They would have said, can Caleb come? And you know you would really have to work because you know you would be below deck on that Titanic. Oh, 100%. Okay, here's a question for you guys. Let's hear it. I'll start with Drew. Go ahead. Me and Brittany are both drowning.

You have one life raft. Who do you throw it to? I'm going to say you because you're stronger than her so you can help her. But if I throw it to her, she can't help you. Brittany's not showing it right now, but that did hurt her feelings. No, but see, my logic is there. The A side did, the B side didn't. Are you a strong swimmer?

moderate. Strong swimmer. Well then I got to give it to the strong swimmer. And you would take me in your arms and figure it out. It depends. It depends on what my situation was. Well, the situation is you're floating in the water and you only have one light wrap. If I felt like we could both survive, yes, I would take you in my arms and I would save you.

But if it felt even for a second like I was in danger, I would not. You're going to shame what I mean? Just to keep it real. So, can we talk after this episode wrap? But before we do, you're on the boat, Drew and I are boat drowning. Yeah. One life wrapped. Who are you saving?

I mean, I'll probably go with Drew's logic as well, but ultimately it would kind of be like a... But you know I'm stronger than Caleb. Yeah, and I kind of think it would be like a gamified thing. I'd be like, who wants it? Then we both side because we're both like, no, I'm stronger. No, I'm stronger. Yes. But also, follow up.

question, why are you drowning if you are good swimmers? I think it's just because the water is like ice cold. Oh, so we're rapidly dying from hypothermia. That's my guess. If we're talking Titanic or are we just talking regular ocean. At this point, we were talking regular ocean.

Regular ocean. Well, regular ocean then. Honestly, I might just save the life raft. That's fair. In case I end up needing it. Yeah, like, I actually might need it. That's really quick and smart. Actually, now that I really think about it, I'll probably need it. Yeah. That's really smart. And I, you know, I'm like, want us so I'll just have the ocean and save me. That's really beautiful. I really respect that

answer and I understand that completely. We lack that. Yeah. You don't have a spiritual connection. No, you're connected to nature in a way that I am trying, I'm striving to achieve. Do you're connected to nature? Do you feel that you're connected to nature? Not very closely, not intimately. Yeah. You've

separated yourself from Earth. There are acquaintances. I love sitting in my house. You do love it indoors. I don't like to walk. I like to sit in my house. We covered the AC bit. It's kind of, you know. Yeah, okay, if someone's like, we should go look at the ocean or whatever.

I'd be like, okay, yeah, but how soon can we leave? Or like, can we pick up Jersey mics on the way home? Your number one thing is how quick can I be in a moo-moo on that couch? We've talked about this before. He's never afraid to leave. Oh, never. Either is she. Neither is she.

No, that's true. That's like arguably one of my favorite things about you is you're just blunt honesty. We'll go. Well, this is over, so I'm going to leave now. We'll be leaving. Yeah. We'll be leaving. You're like, well, you guys have fun.

I'm going to take off. And we're like, oh, okay, yeah, perfect. Well, sometimes it's just time to go. And when I'm ready to go, it needs to happen ASAP. That's true. I do not like waiting around. That's true. You do hate that.

I don't like waiting around. I don't like the 37 minute goodbye. Goodbye. And then we go. Get out. That's what I like. Great. Yeah.

You know what I mean? And y'all didn't ask me the life raft question. Okay. If you only had one life raft, who would you throw it to? I would never, ever, ever play that game. No, but guys, seriously, it's messed up what you've been saying. I would never play that game and the fact that you guys were willing to participate in that. One Direction?

Peak, okay? 2013, 2014. Tomlinson Tuesdays. Dress like Louis Tomlinson. I wore suspenders, stripes, and vans to school. No. Can I see yours? I'm going to raise you again.

When I was young, I had like two best friends. remember Lee Ferrickson Day? Yes, of course. From SpongeBob, I don't even, we would say every Friday was Lee Farrickson Day for no reason at all. Yep. We'd have to wear green. And to top it off, we had a little baby Simba that was like this big.

He also had to wear green. We would make outfits for him. You were like weird girl. That was, that was weird girl. So I said, I see you. You were like weird girl. And like we literally would trade the little Simba off. Like we'd be like kids here a weekend with him.

So like make sure. you change his outfit. Yeah, you were like weirdo. Yeah. You're telling me that and you were Louis Tomlinson Tuesday. I was experiencing gender euphoria. You're Louis Thomas and Tuesdays? 17 years old.

Also, what do you mean Tomlinson Tuesday? Like, who decided that? It was a trend on the internet. Oh, it was? Yeah, it was Tomlinson Tuesday's postured like Larry Stylinson fit. I would. I really genuinely thought you just made that up on your own. No, I'm not joking.

This was, I was in the bowels of One Direction Tumblr, and that's what the girls were doing. Hopefully he'll notice. He's not checking. the hashtag Tomlinson Tuesdays. He's like, God, I wish I had a girlfriend. Let me check the Tomlinson Tuesday hashtag. I don't know how else I would meet an eligible girl. God, I'm so cold in my bed at night.

I need to look through the Tomlinson Tuesday. What would we do if I was there? It's so lonely in my mansion. Yeah. God, I just wish one of these girls from Tomlinson's Tuesday, Tomlinson. I wish they would want me back, but I guess I'll never know. I sent countless DMs to that man.

Louis Thomason, I know you're watching. I'm so sorry. You know Louis Thomas is a huge fan of the fun. The funniest part is that's, probably not a joke. I DM'd Louis Tomlinson about once a week every week for a year saying Louis, we might be cousins. No. Brittany. Like genuinely being like, he's going to see this. I'm not even kidding, and I hate to say this, that really changed the way I look at you. I was literally scared. I was just about to say I got a chilled on my spine like when you get the flu.

Yes. Not like cold chills. Yeah, I got a chill. Do you know when you're driving in the rain and you, what's it called? Astro. You hydroplane. You hydroplane for a little bit. Astro turf. That feeling where your whole body wants to come out of your... That's what I felt when Brittany said that just now. That, okay.

We might be cousins. You might be cousins. That makes me sick. Once a week for a year. Let me know when you see this. Brittany. I know you're pretty busy. Bumping.

Checking in. Bumping this. Circling back. 52 messages in a row. Bumping this, bumping this. I was DMing CEOs asking for internships. And that's what you and I are different. It was really embarrassing.

That's even more embarrassing. Okay, David. Goggins. Truly. Truly, me on LinkedIn being like, I love an opportunity with your company. They're like, what is going on? On Twitter. Yeah. Dude, I was on Twitter back in the day.

I know. I literally told Brittany, I heard about you first on Twitter. I followed you on Twitter for years. Dude, I was on Twitter crazy style. You were. I loved that app. That was like my favorite one. Twitter was the bomb back in the day.

It was. Remember trending topics on Twitter? Oh, yeah. There's a ring of food around me. Yeah, there's a for real like peanut shells all. around you. No, I was covered in cookie for a little bit. I was covered in cookie for a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah, training topics was crazy. Dude, Twitter used to be so fun. I know. Used to be the best. Genuinely. Place. I agree.

Like, things would pop off and you'd be like, I got it. I literally have to get to Twitter right now. I agree. When I first started doing this, one of the first times I trended on Twitter, I was talking about PB and J sandwiches. Yeah. Because I said, PB and J sandwiches are the worst sandwich combination of all time,

and one day you guys will be brave enough to have that conversation with me. Ew. You meant that? The amount of hate that I got. I'm feeling negative towards you right now. And I still mean that right now. Really? What do you think about Elvis's favorite sandwich?

Oh my God. Banana and bacon. A bunch of lard. And in between two pieces of red. Lard maxing. Peanut butter and bacon is actually sick. I literally, I don't like peanut butter and jelly just generally speaking.

But I also like, I just think if I'm going to pick a sandwich, like why would I pick one with nightmare textures and no meat? Of all the sandwich. No meat is tough. Of all the sandwich options to pick, like I'm not picking that one. You like a grilled cheese? I love a grilled cheese. That's a similar texture in my opinion.

Not salty, though. That's a decent point. It's all the mushing of it. That's why I'm like, I'm good. And then the top of my mouth looks like stalagmites. I'm over it. I'm not doing it. You ever do a bacon, tomato grill cheese?

Oh, bacon, tomato, yeah, that's fire. Baum. Yeah, that's fire. You dip it? Bomp in? Tomato soup? Yeah. He said, no.

No. You would? Granville. Well, Granville, the restaurant chain. They have a parmesan Crusted Grilled Cheese Like Parmesan cheese crusted on the outside And then a little tomato sauce like dipping

When I tell you, I felt like the first time I ate that I felt like I wanted to rip off my shirt And beat my chest like a gorilla That's how excited it made me I literally was like This is the most delicious sandwich I've ever had in my life I literally blew all the way I was passionate about it

I really felt like Remy when he's like eating And he's like all the fruits dancing around him Yeah or his fat brother about this a lot. I did. I think he posted like a whole like four part story series on the girl cheese. Wall of text. No, I related to you. Oh, a girl can't be passionate about

a sandwich. Oh, let's make fun of the girl who took a creative risk. Seniorita awesome. Acca awesome. I took my hoof off because it's smeared with chocolate and cookie and cake and my drool. Really the feeling of my stomach might just be like hunger or something. Yeah, maybe. I've had so many snacks

it couldn't possibly be. Where is it located regionally? Yeah, I'm going to say it feels connected to the kick in a way where you're like, it shouldn't feel that way down there. And obviously I don't want to bring it back to this, but I was going to ask if either of you guys brought us so true. Oh.

Did you guys think of one? Oh, yeah, the name of the podcast. The name of the podcast. Reason why we're sure. Oh, yeah. As you know, you're in good company. No one's ever thought of one. I think that

everyone could benefit from being in an MLM just for a little. Oh, yeah. Because I think, like, people, first of all, you, like, learn to be a go-getter because you're virtually unemployed. So, like, you have to do something. You have to hustle. You have to hustle. You have to eat.

But there is something that you shed, like, in terms of, like, humility when you have to peddle, like, oils to your family. You get your shame out of that. Yeah, when you start doing PowerPoints in the living room and being, like, with $100 invested in me, I could get your business. started. When you're doing that in your own living room, you start to learn, like, maybe I don't care what other people think of me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, when you start going to places and you start reading like the power of zero or like fanatical prospecting and you're like,

this is like my thing now. I think this is what like Girl Scout cookies and stuff is. Right. They're all MLMs. And I have to say MLMs are not illegal. They're just at most annoying. Yeah. More than anything, they're annoying. And it's not illegal to be annoying. No, it's not. It is a nuisance, but it's not legal. Exactly. And I think everyone could benefit from that. I think people would learn confidence. An MLM is a great training ground. I'm telling you, like, especially if you want to be an entertainment. Yeah.

You got to shed something. I think the same could be said about just working retail jobs. That too. Like, that will teach you how the average American treats a service worker. And it'll make you rethink how you walk into places. Yeah. Like you've ever, you ever had to go to

a family party and you know that the family's going, and remember, he's selling the knives. So like just just listen to the pitch. Buy a knife if you have 50 bucks. Just like listen to the pitch. It's fine. Like he's not he's not hurting anyone. That's really true. Shetting shame is a huge part of I think so. I think to lead a happy and fulfilled life. But again, you can't stay in for too long. No. Something terrible. Staying in for too long is the problem. Yeah. Staying in for too long. And buying in too hard.

Yeah. You'll start, you know, preparing a bunker and you'll start moving in with 25 people. The bunker people, Loki, these days, are coming out looking pretty good. No, that's true. Like every day a bunker sounds cooler and cooler to me. That's true. It's like it would make more sense to have one. Like having a bunker is low-key getting kind of goaded. Sheik. The bunker people will.

The funny thing about bunker people is at some point in some time in history, in the future, you will turn out to be goaded. That's true. And they'll be like, everyone laughed at me when I bought all the Clorox. It just sucks if you've been a bunker person since like the 80s. It's like, okay, well, you've been too long doing it. Yeah. What about you, bro? What's so true to you?

Something so true to me is the art of hosting has been lost. And like at home or like TV shows. No, at home. Oh, too. Hosting people at your house, hosting a dinner party, being a good host, that used to be bread and butter of like community and like forming connections and eating, sharing a meal together, having activities. I always make sure when I have people over, there is a candle burning.

Me too. Right? We're both pretty good at this. We offer beverages. So do you. You are a fantastic host as well. That's true. Caleb is a wonderful host.

It's a lost art form. And we were just talking about, Drew wants to do like, everyone bring a dip or an appetizer or a platter. I'm planning a whole night. And like that is what I'm talking about. Yeah. That is. Direction. Theme.

Yeah. Caleb does that with all his parties too. I love it. One of my other friends through a party recently that was like wear the outfit that you don't have an occasion for. That's a cool one. Fun. That's a really cool one. That's what I'm talking about. Like set out things for your guests. Make sure they never have an empty drink. Like make sure that the bathroom. And you're working the room and they're all shuffling. Talking to new people. 100% making connections. Yeah. Yeah. That's real.

That's so true. That's really beautiful. I really appreciate that from you. Okay. Projections and trends before we move on. Yeah. End of this year. This episode's coming out in October. what are you guys seeing for the fall and winter? What's big? What's hot? What are we avoiding? What are we leaving behind as we move into the fall and winter?

What are we stepping into? I'll go ahead and kick things off. Happy to do it. We're stepping into going to the theater with your friends. It can be any kind of theater. It can be a live theater. It can be movie theater. It could also be, I'll just even say opera, something like that.

Ballet. We're going to performances with our friends. I think that's big for this fall and winter. Real life, real life, real time. Yes. Um, I think we're leaving behind. Gosh, what do I want us to leave behind? I don't know.

I don't even know what people are doing. I like, I'm not up on trends. But I think we're leaving behind. Basically, just give me a call. If there's anything that you're like, should we be doing this? I would be happy to let you know yes or no. Okay. I'll just sign off on anything.

Right. And that's not just for you guys. That's for the listeners as well. Something that's in is ask me my opinion. I will give it. Something that's in is I approve stuff. Okay. And something that's out is unapproved.

The mayor. The mayor. Yeah. Unapproved behaviors are out. Yes. That's what. They have to be Caleb Heron approved behaviors. I think some really interesting things could come from that, and I'm not even kind of kidding.

No, I think that's true. I think you would clean up quickly if all of the actions came across your death. If everything flowed through me. Yeah. It would be interesting to see what we could do. We'd get a couple things done. I'd say. Only a couple.

Yeah. But a couple. I think they'd be big ones as well. I agree. You guys see anything coming up we need to know about? I'm just giving you an opportunity here. We can cut this. If you've got nothing, we can cut this.

No, no, I can think of something easily. What are we doing more of? I would say not technology-based hangouts with friends. Community. Like going out in community, even like going to a dog park and trying to talk to people or like joining a club. Talking to strangers is big. Yeah, a local community thing.

I think getting involved in your community and getting to know your neighbors I think that should be really good. Harder than you think it is. It's true. Well, and it's also like we're such an individualistic society and now we're so isolated with technology. Yeah, totally.

I like read this whole thing about like this really beautiful subsect about neighbors and like meeting her neighbor for the first time and it's like you don't even really have to become best friends but it's like if you need something in a pinch your neighbor that's like the whole point of community. It's really beautiful. So I think that's something we should be doing more of is reaching out to each other.

Leaving behind being hypercritical of each other. I think we're being so, so hypercritical. It's killing community more than anything. Because everyone's scared to try anything. Exactly. I think it's like, I was going to say,

leaving behind the fear of being cringe or being perceived as cringe or whatever. Yeah, cringes, like, it's so like the nonchalant thing, I think, is not. It's cool to care about stuff and it's cool to be passionate about stuff. And it's not cool to be hyper judgmental of people who do care about stuff. And I would say to add on to that, my out is bean soup theory.

Yeah. You know about this? What is bean soup theory? God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. Bean soup theory is a TikTok local theory. This woman came on the internet.

I'm already so pissed off. Well, and it's about to get worse. This woman came on the internet and said, here's how I make my bean soup. Someone comments, I don't like beans. How do I make this without beans? What if I don't like beans? What if I don't like beans? Then don't make it.

She goes, maybe this isn't for you. Maybe don't make this. That one moment has spiraled into this whole larger discourse online of this What About Meism? And it's like you don't have to make a commentary video on something that does not apply to you. Right. That's this. Not everything is for me. Essentially.

Not everything is for me and that's okay. I also think we should listen and watch to enjoy, not necessarily always to. to critique. Yeah. Because you know how many things I watch and I'm like, God, that was terrible. I had a blast. You know what I mean?

Like, we need bad art. Like, bad art needs to exist. Like, it does. Shark NATO. We need it. We need Shark NATO. Like, I was saying I just watched the end of Oak Street. That movie is bonkers.

Oh my God. Insane. Plotland I said, what on earth? Had a blast. Had a great time. Loved it. Loved it. Yeah.

Did you have fun? Should be a bigger question. That's what I'm saying. Less analyzing and criticizing. And like we said, it's 95 degrees at 2 in the morning. You guys mind if I have a Mickey cake pop while the world ends? Is that all right? Y'all mind if I sweat through this velour suit in front of the pumpkin at Disney?

And tear my Achilles with my friends? Y'all mind if I rupture something in my stomach? What is it illegal now to have a really warm feeling in your stomach after doing a high kick? I didn't think so. You guys want to play a game? Let's play a game. All right, y'all. You know the drill.

I'm going to read you 15 statements. We'll start with you, Drew, and then we'll go back and forth. Okay. If you get him, go ahead and hit the cake pop for me, Brittany. I'm going to read you 15 statements. She's eating like the horses that carry those carriages around here. The trough is tucked over both of my ears. The feet is all on the tracks.

Yeah, my feet is everywhere around me. So you're going to tell me as quickly as you can of what I just said is true or false. If you guys get collectively 10 or more right, we're going to give you $50. Okay, and I go first and then she goes. You're going to go first and Brittany and back and forth. You ready? Iowa grows the most pumpkins in the U.S. True.

False. Illinois. Brittany, the word which comes from an old English word meaning wise woman. True. True. Halloween originated in Ireland. False. True.

What? The song Monster Mash hit number one on the Billboard 100 chart the year it came out. False. True. Awesome. There are currently eight themed lands in the Disneyland park. True. False.

There's nine. Oh, for three. Jaden Smith was born on Halloween. True. False. Willow Smith was. I literally said true with you. There is a tea party scene in every toy story film.

True. Who's that for? False. All but Toy Story 2. Pumpkins or vegetables. Is that for me? True. False.

No, that's false. I was going to say. They have seeds. The two of you together are on par to have the worst thing we've ever had. Give me the pumpkin. True. Human skeletons have more bones at birth than when they reach adulthood. False.

True. Hello. Hello? Hello. Brittany. Dumbo the Flying Elephant is the only attraction that is at every Disney resort location around the world. False. True.

Oh, I knew it. I'm not getting Ruth's right, but mine wrong. Drew. The largest pumpkin ever recorded was grown in Wales. False. False, Italy. Thank God. Mary Shelley was 35 years old when Frankenstein was published.

Ooh, false. False, 20. Yeah, she was young. She was young. 2039 will be the next Halloween with a full moon. True. True. Katie Couric is 5'4.

Three apples tall. Like, true. True. True. Disney's Hercules came out in 1995. True. False. 1997.

Okay. Chance how they do. They got five. He's like, you got three. You got six. Out of how many? And how many did I need to pass? Fifteen.

And let me know. What was the passing rate? Okay. Keep your $50. 600. SpongeBobbit. Well, I think overall, I want to thank you for being here. And I think this was a beautiful, beautiful treat.

Sorry her feeds all over the ground. Sorry that Brittany's covered in cake pop Disney. We love you regardless. Thank you so much, Disney.