Soder - 148: Speed Traps with Jay Chandrasekhar & Kevin Heffernan | Soder Podcast | EP 145

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

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Hey, everybody. Thank you for watching. I hope you're having a good start to your week. I'm on the road building this new hour. This week, Spokane, Washington, the 20th through the 22nd, five shows at Spokane Comedy Club. Then I'm going to be in Portland, Maine, September 10th through the 12th at Empire Comedy Club. And then September 17th through the 19th, the place of my birth, Hartford, Connecticut. Hartford, Fony Bone, doing five shows there, the 17th, the 19th. Danseller.com. for all live dates. Thank you for watching the podcast. I hope you enjoy this episode with Kevin and Jay from the Super Troopers. They were super fucking cool. You guys were at SummerSlam, dressed in uniform.

Did you guys stay? Yeah, yeah, no, we, I went both, like, because we went out. You know how to speak wrestling fan. I do. You said the both nights. Yeah, you went both nights.

All right. Well, I was like, what the fuck? I mean, we had like second row. Yeah, you guys were, We were in the back, like in the bowels, like hanging out with the wrestlers and meeting everybody. Did you meet any wrestlers that you were surprised they knew who you were? I mean, everyone knows you guys. But like when you see someone like actually go like, oh, you're actually like a fan.

I think all of them, but like we were walking down the hall and we walked by Roman Rains. And he's like, dude. Tribal chief. Yeah. And we're like, hey, what's up? He goes, oh my God, I'm a big fan. And we're like, we're big fans. That's crazy.

Because he's also beautiful. I don't know if you ever met him in person. I think I think I would melt like a candle. I was gazing into his fucking eyes. I was like, you're fucking good looking, dude. You're like if a panther was a man,

but that I was sexually attracted to. He, he's the guy that like, I think if you're an older guy in wrestling and you have a wife or a girlfriend, you show her him. Yes. And then it kind of,

you just go like, so I'm just going to watch this? And she's like, yeah, whatever. That's what my wife said yesterday. Romance is pretty hot. Because she had to watch because I was there. Yeah.

So she's in my mom. My son, they're watching at home. Do that, does your son pop when he sees you on the TV? Yeah, well, in certain circumstances, like wrestling. Yes. Yes. Yes. Like, because you're in the crowd.

Because they did it great. They just like panned and you guys were there. Yeah. And you chugged. Who didn't chug a beer? I saw. Well, one of the guys who shares your name, but in pronunciation only. That's odor.

I know. Shout out. He is, what I would call a very slow. beer sugar. And so in a situation like that, he is exposed. And I was watching him. And, you know, when he finished, we all finished and he put his hat over his beer and then had to carry it out of the stadium with the hat over the beer. You could just put it on the ground. There were so many cameras, so many people looking. And people were filming it. And he got to the back and I saw him take it off. I was like, sad, bro. What I love about it is that's like an over-thirty.

30 year friendship. So you have that ability to go like, you bitch. You didn't even do. Yeah. When they chug and they're like chugging like that, who is, who runs anchor? Because, you know, obviously beer fest, but you don't know what's movie magic or not. Who out of the group of you can take down a beer the fastest? He can.

And, uh, I wasn't going to, I didn't want to. I've known him since we were 18 and we started competing when we were 18. And, um, you know, let's say we're very good though. Thank you. I know. Thank you. Can I tell you that's maturity that you accepted that way? Because that, that, like, slap like that would fucking...

There's nothing I can do. Like, let's say we've competed 500 times. I'm 0 in 500. Yeah. Because you chug exactly as fast as you chug. And that's all. That's it. I've thought about taking lessons of how to open my throat and suddenly spring it on

him. And I've now exposed myself. I'm going to take lessons. Well, you could. Like, we chug against a bunch of. You would forget it. You saying this right now? you guys are on a press run.

You're probably right. This is going to, you're probably right. It might not. But we have to do a lot of shots. Remember me. Remember me. Remember so.

Learn how to take in the beer. Part of the reason I say that is because there was a guy at barstool who went up against him and was like, boom. Yeah, he was one of those. Destroyed it. And then I heard he gives lessons. Okay. And so I'm like, lessons. For money.

It is for money? I have money. It's also, it is a party trick. that if you have any sort of competitive nature is worth it because you go if i can learn this one punch yeah you could take you out and like he said yeah he can wait until the moment where you forgot about it and you go i faced you 500 times yeah and then you get challenged like when we go like the studio's like you're sure you want to chug you're you're older now fuck yeah fuck yeah well chug you don't got it anymore rock put me on put me on the camera did you

Was that a problem when Beer Fest came out? Yeah. Was that like an actual... It's still a problem. It's a problem that... It's like the gunslingers, you know what I mean? That's right. Yeah.

Yeah. Because Beer Fest came out when I was still in competition and I was in competitive force. And I probably... If I would have ran across you guys, I would have smelled your butt and... Sure. Yes.

Yes. And we lose. Of course. But a lot. Most of the time we win. Most of the time people who challenge you are not as good as they think they are. And also that movie came out years or years. ago. So a lot of people that you've lost you have perished to cirrhosis.

So you have, you have lived on to compete another day. That's what my dad said. When we made that movie, he's like, you know, it's irresponsible. You're making this movie. You're going to make a lot of people, you know, alcoholics. And I was like, ah, you know, there's a lot of violence in movies too. You're blaming the, you're blaming the moon for werewolves? Yeah. How are they going to worry about being a werewolf? That's a great.

That's a great. Yeah, you go, I'm just, I'm just full mooning right now. That's a good one. I mean, you had the most, probably the most accurate scene I've ever seen of someone portraying blackout drunk with the scene where you are eloquent and smooth and shit and then it cuts and you got the...

Right, the ass old thing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is the most... As an alcoholic, I can tell you that is on film, the most accurate portrayal of how you feel when you're drunk and you're like, I'm a charming motherfucker. And then it cuts back to you're like, just kissed me.

You were like that last night. Did you guys stay? Did you guys stay for the whole, like for Seth Roman? I did. I stayed for, well, you came down. Yeah, you came out for it. Yeah. But I was there for every match.

How fun is wrestling? I mean, I have a great time there, you know. It's like, people that don't like it, I even try to get him to go because I go like, it's like bringing someone. He's not a big wrestling guy. Yeah, but it's like going to the theater. I'll tell you, yeah, it's sort of like Cirque de Soleil and how dangerous it is.

Yeah. Like the things they're doing, you're like, that's violent and real. And yes, I know it's choreographed, but boy, it's dangerous. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you see them doing that shit. Well, you're also, when you're close to it, you're, you guys are doing my wife's podcast tomorrow, Casuals with Katie. Okay.

And the first time I took her to. Is that in this apartment? No, that's in a studio with real people in an office. Do you live here with her, though? Yeah. She lives here. Okay. So you've been, you can, now you can go to an office in.

creep her out and say, I've been to your home. Yeah. Where is she? Hey, babe, I got some guys coming over here. And Mike get crazy. I'm doing the thing. Mike's here with the cameras. We're going to set up it.

I've been jokingly calling podcast friendship porn for years. Because you really, you really go sit on the couch. Yeah. Now, let's act like you just wandered in here and we're having a conversation. But when I took her to the first WWE event that I did, we were pretty close and she heard the ring, like them hitting the ring. She went like, whoa. She had been to a wrestling thing before,

but that always gets people the first time. Yeah. But you hear them hit. There's shit that happens like, did you watch? Oh, yeah. I watched both nights. So the Brock Lesnar fight.

Yeah. Like, Hell and a cell, shout out. And I have never, and I've watched wrestling forever. Yeah. I have never seen them rip the mat up.

It's great. Have you ever seen that before? Yeah, that's a classic spot that they did in his old rivalry with Tomasa Champa and Johnny Gargano. Okay. Where they do it,

they also do it in indie wrestling. Yeah. It's an old school move that goes back to the 80s where they basically like will go to the ring and then expose the wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the WWF back in like the 80s, they used to do this thing.

Remember the blue mats that were like all around the ring? They would move the blue mats and either Gorilla Monsoon or Vince McMahon would go, that's exposed concrete. Right, right, right, right, right. And they would do like, that was when you really wanted to hurt a motherfucker. Yeah.

If you did like a pile driver, which obviously their head is protected in their legs. Yeah, yeah. Well, sometimes. Yeah, yeah. And then if you, and then they drop them on it and then seven-year-old me is like,

he's fucking dead. He broke his neck. Yeah. But then sometimes they do break their neck, like Kevin Owens. And who's back? Who you got to come back last night? That's what it was for us.

Like we were, because we were told we were going to, our stuff's going to be branded. We're going to appear at the end of Sammy Zane's match. Sure. And we're like, okay, great. And they're like,

there's going to be a surprise. Two surprises. Yeah. They're going to be surprised. But the only one. And they're like, like, can you guess who it is? And I was like, Kevin Owens.

And they're like, no, no, no. That's so funny. It's not Kevin Owens. That's like you guessed. He broke his neck. Yeah. You know? And then...

Is that what they said to you? Well, they said that. He said no. And then one of our friends, Eric is kind of friendly with Kevin and he texts him. He's going to be at SummerSlam. He's like, no, man, I broke my neck, man. I've been out for a year and a half. It's lies.

It's all lies. And then it was like, Kevin, everyone goes crazy. But what they did is they took our mat. We had like the second. Sammy Zanman should be like the second of last match or whatever, and they put it first. Sure. Because they ended up realizing they had Kevin Owens coming back and Gunter and

wrestling. So they put it first. Yeah, that was a great. And that was very exciting to be in that arena. I was worried. Really? Yeah. Because you knew he broke his neck.

I knew he broke his neck and you could see that the neck was under immense pressure. Like you could see it. You're like, this is not a good, this is too soon. They did a move. But by the way, that's what I love about wrestling is because they did a move where Sammy Zane. took Kevin Owens and he thought he hurt him and he went over there and was like, did I hurt you?

That's what I love because you go, I would be concerned about my friend too. Yeah, and they're old friends. They're old friends. They are their best friends. They've had unbelievable rivalry. Kevin Owens and Sammy Zane are Hall of Fame wrestlers, especially their rivalry is Hall of Fame.

So to have that spot where he gets injured on his neck and you go like, I was at home on this very couch watching going, oh no, his neck. So it worked. But the great thing from our perspective, There was like you guys are going out on that match and we were like new everybody was watching the Kevin Owens thing because it's the first and also smart booking They took the biggest like they didn't want to put that in the middle no they don't put that where it was Yeah because the the the last match that Brock oba

That was night one. Oh yeah But the last one was Seth and Roman you didn't want to go like before because that's like that match was so long it got people in yeah, yeah But I think it was funny because you're there and you they were ahead of schedule So you're backstage. You're like, we're out of schedule. We're out of schedule. And so you know that they have to vamp, right? Like that Seth and Roman have to go on and expand the time.

That was a long match. That was a big. It started at like, you know, with like 40 minutes left in the program. And they're like, go 40. And you're like, oh. Like so, you know, primp and, you know, pose. Because you guys started a sketch and then you guys went or traveling. Did any of you guys ever try stand up?

Yeah, yeah. I started stand up when I was 19. Okay. I still do stand up. you know that moment where they're like extend and you're like yeah yeah brother i don't got it yeah yeah yeah that's it start telling jokes for you go anybody on the app yeah but it take a long pull off the beer yeah i but the thing that i always think is funny is that wrestlers have to do that it's like when one of you guys are personally talking to him yeah he's like dude my neck is injured and that's like

me going to a comedy club being like you're doing a set and i go i'm fighting with my wife I'm in a fight so I go there I go I was in a fight with my wife no he actually lives that I know that's a real thing that is cool though like when you guys are in uniform as super troopers is there ever a moment where you feel like

let's go fuck with some people like oh yeah let's take a cruiser and actually go if I got pulled over by the super troopers that would be such a moment where I'm like fuck fuck hiding shit and then I'm like fuck and then it's you guys I'd be like oh that should be

the promotion. You guys should set up a speed trap. One of the guys, Eric, when we were shooting in the movie. When we were shooting the first one, we didn't have that much money. We didn't have enough money for like a transportation apartment. So he,

you know, to drive the actual police cars back to the motel. And he was still in uniform. He got in. There was a little bit of traffic. He flipped the lights. He hit the siren. Everybody in New York State pulled over for this Vermont highway patrolman.

Right. And he just, all the way back. And then we were back at our motel, you know, smoking weed and drinking whatever. And a state, New York State Patrolman shows up. And he's like, oh, my God. And he hides under the bed. That's really funny.

And I'm talking to the cops because I'm like, the boss. And he's like, one of your men is, is impersonating police officer. I was like, oh, boy. And he's a dessert. And I'm like, you know, and basically the guys, you tell him if he does that again, I'm going to come arrest of myself. But he literally hid under the bed. He hit under the bed.

It was hysterical. What does it look like? Because that's before the first one comes out, right? Yeah. So cops are like, fuck you. Don't ever fucking do that. You're playing with some real fire here, mister. But then Super Trooper comes out.

And I would say in a way, if I'm a cop, I love that movie. Because you go, there's me and my buddies. This is how we are. We're fucking fun. I was with a friend of mine who just went sober. And so we were going to this forgetting Sarah Marshall premiere. Great movie.

I took him to that thing. And he's like, he goes, when we were about to go to the party after. And so we're on Sunset Boulevard. And he goes, let's smoke a joint before we go to the party. I said, I thought you were sober. He goes, I can do this. California sober.

And I'm like, okay, whatever. And so we light a joint and we go by the hotel where there's all this paparazzi out front. And he pulls a U-turn on sunset. The one thing you know in L.A. is never pull a U-turn on Sunday. Is that the rule? That's the rule.

Visiting people. People have part. The rule. We're going to this podcast. Yes. Never flip a bitch on sunset. We were lit up, boom, right that. And there's smoke swirling in the car.

And we're right next this huge paparazzi line. And I'm like, oh my God. Like, we had made beer fest at that point. I'm like, this is all I need. This is all I fucking need. So I'm kind of keeping my face away from he's driving. I'm in the passenger. I'm in the passenger.

He's parked. The cop comes, kind of taps on the window. He rolls it down. You can see these things swirling in the car. He looks at him, he goes, you can't pull a you turn on sunset. And he looks at me, he goes, oh, I'm sorry, sir, you have a good evening. And I was like, whoa. That's fucking unbelievable.

Artists of the world, make stuff that humanizes cops. That's what he is. You'll never be in trouble. Get out of jail free card. Yeah, I'm going to do a firefighter movie so that my shit never burns down. It's having all of us. Yeah. Cash app talking.

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You go, these guys are fucking boys and they've been making shit for 30 years. The shit rules. It's what I love. It's what I love watching where I go, oh, the jokes are like, because I try to watch the movie, but Disney was like, hey, you have to go through seven different things. things than give us their social security. It was crazy to the point that I was like, I can't. There was a docu sign moment where I went, I got to tell the guys. I can't even.

And I go, I'm going to watch it in theaters. See with an audience. August 7th. And that's, but what I love about it is, why I was mad about it is, is because everything from club dread to fucking beer,

everything beer fest, Super Troopers too. You could, there's that spirit of like, you guys are friends. How it looks like it's something that's fun to watch, but that you also go like, you know when you have like a good bakery and you go, they made this with love.

There's just like that feeling. Like you guys can just, it's a mom and pops store. And I mean that the best way possible. Yeah, yeah. Where you go, there isn't a guy coming in that's like, I think this one, Farva gets married. They probably had that idea and they wanted to make this idea. And it's like, that's what I fucking love about it. Yeah.

No, I think that that's why the fans like, or wherever we have fans. Yeah. is that you're a group of friends hanging out and it makes people feel like they can hang out with you and have some laughs. That's all everyone was. And that's genuine. But by the way,

I would argue that's what Trey Parker and Matt Stone have. Yes. I would argue that's what the Simpsons had for years. Now it's like weird. Now it's like the Simpsons are a polygamy thing. I don't know who any of these people are. But it's just that feeling of like you want something that like, I think that's why podcasts do so well is because people get to know people.

Yeah. And they know their sense of humor and they go, well, I'm enjoying this with them. This is my buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that is like, I think you guys are one of. Here. Yes, that's what I mean.

Yeah. And I think you guys are like, especially in a business that's so fucking phony. Yeah. You guys are the only like, oh, you guys are some of the OG like they made the Wayans family, but their family. Yeah. It was fun seeing scary movie come back. Yeah. Because you go, oh, that's like a band's back together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it is. You guys are just like a band that's been playing and you go like, yeah, fuck yeah, new album. But you can also see just where the idea, you know, the ideas come from. And I feel like, I feel like. like that this movie the whole idea was we were sitting around and everyone was like what if farva was fucking your sister yeah what would you do like what would you do hey nightmare and it's and you start joking about it you know and then I was like oh what if he was fucking your sister

and then all of a sudden then you start riffing on where the idea comes from and that's the way guys come up with ideas anyway that's how but by the way that's like that's like the most fun part because you're just going like oh would you be mad about that just like fuck you And the other guys would we try to stop it? No way. We try to see what happens, push it as far as we could. Yeah, friends don't want to make you feel comfortable. Yeah.

Friends are there to help you. Friends are there to comfort you when you're in pain and to make you feel uncomfortable when you're comfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The house of pain. Yeah. That's right. And I mean, you have you, have you,

how many times have you heard leader of cola to the point? Do you have to do like the porn thing where you go? Ha ha ha, ha. You know, all the time. It comes with territory. Yeah, yeah. Like we were walking out of a bar, we were on the bar last night. And there's some group of dudes in the corner.

And they're like, leader of cola. Give me a leader of cola. And they're like, sorry, bro, I'm all out. You know, whatever it is. No, whatever the line is. Do you have like a roller decks? Yeah, you know, I got out of a head of a biz. Well, now the movie company has made a thing in the theater where you can buy a

liter of cola. Yeah, they got like popcorn buckets and a leader of cola. I was telling him last night. I'm like, you know, we started this little independent film, went to Sundance. and now we're at wrestle, at the wrestling thing in the uniform, and it feels like we're in Rocky 3 now. That's fun. That's funny.

Yeah, your thunderlips. You guys are showing up. You guys finally got to be your thunderlips moment. I think wrestling really is a good indicator of where you're at in pop culture. Because what it is is they're trying to, they're trying to buckshot. Yeah. They're trying to get everybody they can. Yeah.

So when you're so popular that they're like, hey, can you dress up in character for our characters? Yeah. That's why you didn't feel weird about it because like you're walking around and all these fucking dudes like Dan Housen's walking around with the freaking makeup on and like we're in our outfits

and they're their outfits. It's the only place I'll wear sunglasses inside. That's a good rule. That is a really good rule. You go, I don't feel like an asshole if I'm wearing sunglasses inside of a wrestling. This guy's covered in body glitter and he thinks he's dead.

That's what's funny about wrestling is you go, you can't take yourself too seriously. The only weird thing, I don't know if you found this, but there were so many, real cops there and like the sheriff department whatever and you'd be back backstage and they would want to take

pictures with you. That's fun. And so we took a shitload of pictures of us with like real sheriffs and then I felt like a nerd. Then I felt like a dork like my cop outfit. My cop outfit's not real like yours. But like taking pictures of CM Punk that was cool. He was in his outfit. We were in our outfit. That is fun. Was there anyone that you didn't get to meet

that you wanted to meet? Um No, the guy I really wanted me, and we did meet was Brock Lesnar. The man. And so the funny thing was he, uh, oh, at the hotel bar. At the hotel bar. So he, you know, it was his last match, right? So he kind of had a bunch of friends there and, and it was that kind of retirement thing.

And, um, so he allegedly, I don't know if this made it out or whatever, but he led you got hurt in that, he got hurt in that match from the one from Somersland. Yeah, from the cage match. Like he got, you know, whether it was a arm, something, something got hurt. Well, it's really funny because you talk to. about the spot where they pulled up the wood, right? And then he hit Oba Femi. Yeah. With his

and then Oba kicked out. Right. And then it was Brock's turn. Yeah. And what's funny is where you watch him take the move, it's not on the wood. Yeah. It's on the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on the protected part of the ring. And immediately you saw that and you go, I wonder if that's him going, brother, I'm not doing that. It might be.

It might have been. But like, you're going to do me, put me on the padded part. I mean, he was meant to lose because it was like passing the torch. Yeah. But, you know, so there was like, these rumors, you know, he was really hurt, whatever. Somebody said, I think he was hurt. So we saw him in the bar, and he was like, hey, super troopers, which is cool.

Great. Because he's terrifying. And he's like, hey, what's up? And I was like, hey, man, I heard, I heard you got hurt in that match. No, I didn't. And I was like, oh, I don't know, I just heard somebody. I didn't get hurt. I was like, oh, okay.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I said to him, and he immediately was like shot it down. He's like, oh, do you get hurt? Yeah, that is the thing where you go, fuck me, dude. I just kidding, man. His pants is running in your pants. You go, I'm so sorry.

You're like a real life grizzly bear. And then he's like, want to take a picture? I'm like, yeah, I'll take a picture. Yeah, because he is a guy where I would say like, you know, a lot, all rustlers are tough. Yeah. But Brock's a guy where he was like, well, I'm just, I'm actually the toughest guy in the world. Yeah. Like I went to the UFC and won the heavyweight championship.

Yeah, yeah. He's a guy that I think trying to joke around with if it went like that. He looks terrifying. But he's a guy's a sense of humor, I guess. I mean, we kind of talked. him a little bit, you know, it was, it was, we had a good conversation. Did he have that mower? He's like, oh, that you feel that paw on your bag and you know, oh, that used to punch that bunch of people. Or like, you know, you put your arm around him for the

picture. You're like, Jesus, funny. Yeah, dude. There's videos of him from back before when he was younger, given people what they call in the wrestling business receipts. So like if a guy hurts him, he'll give him one to be like, yo, you hurt me. Right, right, right, right. And they're crazy. They come up on my feed and I go like, I would, in the middle of the match just constantly be like, I'm so sorry. Are you mad at me? Are you mad? Because you see him like, he gets kneeed and then he's like, and he punches the guy and

you're like, yo, that's real. Yeah. Yo, that's real. Yeah. There is, I mean, there is like, when you guys are filming upstate New York and stuff, full, and obviously now it's big budget, you got a transportation department and all that stuff. Are there people that still get confused by the cop cars and shit?

Yeah. Like people driving through? One funny thing is like a couple weeks ago. we did a thing with limp biscuit. Hell yeah. So Fred Ders was like, let's, you know, he was a fan, he's like, come to the concert, come out in uniform,

and we'll do a bit, you know, on stage, whatever, you know, you pretend to shut down the concert. So we went to the concert, it was in Chicago, like out in this outdoor, you know, fairground. There was like 25,000 people there. And we walked out, you know, we set up, we'll go out, we'll shut down the thing,

we'll pull some weed off you and some coke off you and whatever. This thing is shut down, and then we burst into break stuff. And so we all dance and sing break stuff together. The description alone is making me want to run through a wall. It was great. It was great.

Super troopers showed up and then it was. Yeah, it was great. Oh my God. And so like we set this one thing and went on stage and people didn't get it. Like they thought we were cops. There's a noise complaint. We have to shut this concert out. Yeah.

And like people didn't recognize it. And they started fucking screaming like, fuck you. Like vitriol. Like fuck you. cops. You guys turned it into thousands of people. Yeah. And so then like Fred's like, hey, it's the Super-Jubers and whatever. And

people still didn't get it. And they're like, And they're like, fucking you, fuck you guys. And I think even right to the point the way we're dancing around doing break stuff, there's probably like, huge poster up. Yeah, there's probably like 25 people in the front who were still fucking furious. That's so. They didn't get it. What's fun about that is, it was fun about the people that

missed it. And if they didn't even ever realized it was super troopers. They go, dude, the cops like jammed out with Limpisket. They danced. They sang? They knew all the lyrics. We had Dildos.

We put Dildos on Fred Dirt. So it was like, Who are we delos? And then dancing with dildos? You're like, what the fuck? People always, to me, as a lifelong wrestling fan, they go, it's fake. And you go, yeah, I know.

But imagine if you didn't, how cool that would be. And that's like that. Where they go, these cops came out, and Winpiscuit Rocks so hard. These guys were dancing with dildos and fucking bags of coke. It was ridiculous. These guys are fucking nuts.

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What is the age do you think that you started to be like, like eight years old? Do you go if they watch Super Troopers? That's too young, probably. But it happens. We'll have people bring, you know, walk up to you with their kid who's like, eight, like, hey, we watch it together. And you're like, oh, okay. Is there a thing where you go?

Yeah. You sure about that? I mean, whatever. Like, the thing is, it's not like violent. It's like tits and language. That was always my dad's excuse. My parents were divorced. My dad's thing always to my mom when she found out that I watched right at our movies.

He was like, it was a comedy. Yeah. It was like, it was fucking blazing saddles. Yeah. It's like, oh, he's not watching anything violent. And he'll always remember it. And the idea is quaint now when you have these phones with this deep porn all over it. It's also like, not only people, obviously the porn should be a thing they talk about.

But the thing that I always think about is like, these motherfuckers are coming back with like Vietnam level PTSD from just scrolling a feed. You're watching a guy's head get kicked in or a car burn. And they're like, and then they're coming back and they're like, I learned math today. But they got a fucking helmet on with sun oil and a pack of marble reds. It's like they're coming back completely. You're like, don't look at your phone. It's fucking crazy. Because it was watching a movie from Blockbuster, watching like Boomerang when I was like nine, which is way too mature.

Yeah. But I watch it. I don't get most of it. But then I get some of it. And I go, it's like learning a new language. Yeah. Yeah. I understood a little bit.

Yeah, and you remember that shit. Yeah. But also the other thing, like, I remember watching Jaws when I was a kid, and it was devastating to me. Like, I wouldn't go in the ocean or whatever it was. Now, like, I watch it with my kids, and they're like, you know. Yeah. Dude, there's a hundred times worse stuff on Shark Week.

That is that funny to think? Yeah, that movie sucked. You know, like, you show Jaws on Shark Week, they go cute. Yeah, who cares? What is this Eskimo kissing? You didn't even see the shark. Yeah. Who gives the shit.

I want to see the teeth marks. in the leg. Yeah, I want to see the flesh get ripped. Where they show the actual leg with the chunk out. I want the seal to go up in the fucking air

and then come back down. Yeah, that is funny because National Geographic was kind of like, they probably had to be like, Jaws came out and they're like, that's bitch shit. Watch what we got.

Jacques Cousteau is like, and it's you. But now it's everybody being like, I mean, what's great about it is, and this is, you guys were the blueprint for a lot of people

that want to go make shit with their friends. Yeah. Because you are the evidence that, like, you make funny shit, an untalented corporate exec that doesn't know, will go, well, people really respond to this. Yeah. And they have the bank account. Yeah.

Then you get to make. What's your guys' favorite movie to make? Just the actual making. Club dread. Because we were down there. Where did you film? Mexico. We were on the west coast of Mexico.

Like Caba? Farther down. It was Manzanio, technically. South of Port of Ayurta. Yeah. Yeah. And it was. Farther down.

It was the president, Vicente Fox, had built the one six-star resort. It was six-star. It was the only six-star resort in Mexico. And it was basically his friends and family. And then eventually four seasons took it over. But when we were there, we had the whole thing. And it was like hurricane season and they kind of like shut it down. And so we were able to go down there and take the place over.

Was that a negotiation? Yes. Of them going like, you want this resort? Yes. Well, guess what? If the gods allow it. They're like, if you shoot during hurricane season, you can have it. Yeah.

And that's what they said to us. Did you have to have a group meeting? Well, no, we went to it. We're like, this place is fucking awesome. But then they go, so here's the game. Yeah, here's the deal. Nothing happened. But nothing happened.

That's the best. It may rain one night. Yeah, there were two 18 hole golf courses that we were the only ones who played it. Yeah. So it was some style. And they're on the ocean. It's, how long did you have it? Four months, right?

Well, we were there. Two prep, two, yeah, probably close to four. Yeah. Yeah. Did you want to rush through filming so that you could go like, we're still filming? Oh, dude. We would finish shooting and like you'd hang out in the beach and like, you know, you'd be sitting and watching this.

The whole crew would be like in the ocean just chilling out. Every day the whole crew was great. Did you imagine going from like club dread to like law and order where you're just in New York City in August and it's just hot concrete? And meanwhile, you just got to do that. Because that is like, that's fucking. Yeah, that was the plan. Because, like, we were like, oh, we shot Super Troopers in Pekipsy, New York.

And it was wonderful. Shout out, Perkipsy. But, yeah. And we're like, God, like, fucking Magnum P.I. She writes this show in Hawaii. And then he gets to go hang out in Hawaii. Why don't you write a show or a movie where you can go hang out where you want to hang out? So he wrote this thing in a resort, in a tropical resort.

And then they fucking paid for it. So when you're like, Like you ride it, obviously. You ride it and you go, well, we have to film this at a resort. Let's start doing this. How does the idea go where they go, like, does the studio call you and go, we might be able to get this six-star resort? No, we went scouting in Mexico. Like, you hire a guy.

How fun is that scouting? It was crazy. It was crazy. It went to every resort down the coast of Mexico. It's just like you guys have all these umbrellas behind your ears. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I think I need to go for another week that Shiazu Massage didn't do what it said it was. And you tried, you had all the restaurants?

You get on boats and you're cruising around from one resort to the other. Like, what about that one? Okay, let's go look at that. Yes. It was great. And then you guys saw this and you're like, it's perfect. Yeah. And they're like, there's no way you're going to afford it.

Like they said, there's no way you can pay for it. Yeah. And then we negotiated the hurricane deal. Yeah, because they're going like, we don't make any money. Yeah. Which, by the way, for people at home, if you don't have a fear of hurricanes, start looking into going to these resorts. It was also.

Because that was my first thought immediately. It was like, I might take Katie to a six-star resort in the middle of an F5. You should take her down there because it's a great place. Hold my hand, little one. She's just floating away. Yeah. That is, I mean, like leaving it. When you guys were rapping, were you like, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah, we were also, like, a lot of us were single, and there were all these people around. It was special. It was just a perfect time of your life. It was perfect. It was just like the way that timing. Yeah.

Like, when you guys started, like, doing sketches and shit, And it was at Dartmouth, right? Colgate, Colgate. Yeah, in New York. When you guys are at Colgate, were there people that were like, like even mutual friends are like, this shit ain't going to work.

Yeah, him. Really? I love that. Because I have friends that are on super successful podcast that I remember when they started like, this isn't going to be anything. And now it's like, now you own homes.

Yeah. I went to law school instead. Really? Yeah, yeah. We moved here. When we graduated. It's not happening. Did they pull you and they pulled you out?

Well, we were, we kept, I went to law school. here in New York and we kept performing at night or whatever and

it was kind of like the week I graduated was the we were going off to shoot our first feature film no fucking way and I said to my dad is like I don't want to take the bar exam I'm going to go make this movie

what did he say? He said Kev you do not take the ball down to the goal line and not cross into the end zone fuck yeah I was like I get it but I'll take the bar him. I'm going to go make this movie first. Daddy,

and did you have that moment where he was like, I was wrong? Well, because what we did is we learned to put our parents in the movies. So my, my parents are the chicken fuckers

in Super Troopers. Like the couple in the van, I walk up to him. I was like, dad, and he's like a judge, like a very kind of like proper guy.

And it's like, you're going to be in this van and I'm going to come around to the van and I'm going to call you a chicken fucker. And I'm going to do like 20. times. How great does that? We did it. And he was like into it. And then like many years later, we were in a restaurant

and me and him, my mom, and some guy came up to us. He's like, hey, he pointed my dad, you're the chicken fucker. And he walked away and my dad was like, I was a judge for 32 years. And now I'm going to be known as the chicken fucker. Thank you very much. That is so fucking funny. And he's like, well, Kemp, you fucking did it. Yeah. Yeah, fucking made me a chicken fucker. Yeah. But I think that's like, you know,

that's, that's a good advice for all comedians involve your parents as early as you can because then they won't get mad at you. Yeah,

we co-op. Yeah. Yeah, you kind of realize it's almost similar to like the mafia. Yeah. Where you go,

you like that code I bought you? That was dirty money. So now we're in this together. That's where it came from. Yeah. That's how I got with my mom because my mom was like, you know,

I had some jokes about her. And then when I did Conan, I was like, hey, I got some jokes or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Christmas presents are going to be better this year.

She was fine. She was like, I think because it was so early in my stand-up career that I was like, hey, I'd do jokes about you. Yeah. That now I just, when I filmed the, when we filmed the Netflix special last month, I had other family there that I was worried about. Yeah. And for her, for her it was old hat.

Well, she goes and tells her that, you know, the joke that's about me. Yeah. You know, she's proud of it. And there are jokes where she goes, it's not completely true. She goes, a little of that. She puts in context. A little of that. My wife says to her friends.

And she goes, he has a fictional wife in his stand-up act that apparently loves anal. That's really funny. That's really funny. And you know that when you do a joke about her, there's moments where you write jokes about your significant other. And then you come home. And it's like, I don't cheat, but I write. So I have to like come home and go, I did it again. I wrote about a thing that you said.

The crowd laughed. It killed. There was a thing where it was on my last special. where during COVID, I was watching porn on my phone. Yeah. And she had the Bluetooth in the speak in the shadow. And the volume went onto the Bluetooth. Right.

So I had the whole bit about finding out why the phone wasn't getting volume. And she's listening to it. And when it actually happened. Yeah. Because it really happened. Yeah. When I found out, I like went in the bedroom. It was all the old place in Jersey.

And it's like waited for her to kind out of the bathroom. Like, huh? And she came out and very like lady drying. her hair. And she goes, I don't want to fucking talk to you right now. I don't want to fucking talk to you. And then I was like, I was opening an email and I don't know what it was. I gave an excuse. And then

she was mad about it. And then I remember like three weeks or four weeks later, I'm chilling on the couch in the living room. And she just comes out of the office and she goes, I think you should tell that story now. That is really funny. I'm ready. And then it worked and I got it to work as a bit. And then the big one was when Boston

when her parents came out. Because I was like, so I'm going to do the bit. And she goes, I'm sitting with my dad. Yeah. I had to watch him, watch you talk about watching porn and me finding out, but it was great.

Once we were over the parent hump, she was totally, you know, like fine about it. Yeah. It's also hard to replace that 10 minutes just because the dad's there, right? I mean,

you're like, what am I going to do? It was only one minute. And then it became 10 minutes. And it really is the thing where you're like, hey, but as your family, you know,

as you know, as you know, as you know, And they kind of learn of like... This is what they do. Uh-oh. It happened to me in Super Super Super 1. Like, I'm naked.

I show my dick. Yeah. It's a powder sugar scene. So I show my dick in it. Sorry, bro. And, yeah. And so, like, I knew that my wife's... No, no, you're not sorry.

You're not sorry. You're not sorry, you know. I remember the first time my wife watched the movie in the theater. It was in Boston. And we were up there and she was sitting at her dad. And we were kind of standing in the back. And I was like, and, you know, they didn't, that was earlier in our relationship.

They didn't really know. I mean, they, you know. Were you guys married? I think we had just gotten married. We were married within like six months because the movie came out right around then. And so, but I watched, like I stood off to the wings

and I watched him watch my dick scene and he just went like this and oh my God. I saw him put his head in his hands and I was like, ah. And then afterwards, you know, you got a joke about it. You're like, you know. What did you say?

How did you like that? It was interesting. It was interesting. Oh, interesting is great. Yeah. Well, at least I know you're not hurting my daughter. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know my little girl's all right. Yeah. I guess he likes you. She likes you of your personal house. That is though just standing there watching it and you're like, oh, fuck, you're about

to see my dick. Yeah. Oh, I can't. I'll never just stand a bit I end up doing was that, you know, we, uh, uh, uh, George Bush at some point asked for a print of Super Troopers, right, to watch the White House. And in my mind, I'm like, holy shit, George Bush is looking at my dick.

And then it ended up being a bit where it was like every teacher that my kids ever had has seen my dick. Oh, my God. Yeah, you just think about that. Would you show your dick? Because they go, you know, I grew up with one of the guys in Super Troopers and then they're watching it. They go, it's Kevin's me.

Oh, he's immediately saying it. I didn't think I was going to see it. You saw it. The world. Yeah. That is. Nothing you can do. Are you done with your full frontal nudity?

you guys think? I have full reverse nudity in this one. He's got some more. I even have a worse. It's a worse shot. What is the shot?

It's, it's from behind. I would have known, but I would have had to have done an ocular scan. It's a tribute to Donald Sutherland and Animal House.

And Django. Yeah. Honestly, August 7th, Super Trooper 3rd. But that was the other thing is that we had a screen in the LA last week. We had the same doctor

and he came to the screening, you know, as a friend to watch the movie. And I realized that he's probably, I mean, not my wife, he's probably the only guy who's ever seen. That particular angle. That particular angle of me. He was laughing

his ass. That's so funny because you shot it well. Yeah. I usually have better lighting. I'm there for more of a medical reason. Yeah. Yeah. You know, with comedy especially, you never think about the people in your lives that are there for the non-comedic moments. Right. That then are there for the comedic

moments where you go, I know this is fun. I see that asshole in a very serious life. Yes. It's the first time I've seen it in a fun light. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's kind of funny. Has there ever been a moment where you guys are writing a movie and you put full

frontal into fuck with one of the other? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that was the intention. Like after he did it to me, right? Yeah, he was like, because we had a debate when, so what happened was, you know, he's covered in powdered sugar. Sure. And, you know, he was out there on the set.

We were throwing powdered sugar from the sky. I had people doing it, right? Crew guys. And I was watching on the monitor. I got a powdered sugar guy. And I'm like, that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, right? Yeah. And the camera guy, he started laughing.

I could see him. He goes like this. Oh. And he just dips. Just barely dips. You weren't supposed to see him. And catches his cock. And so, but it happens so fast that I was like, I wasn't sure if I saw it.

And there was on film, so he couldn't really see it. You couldn't go back and look at it. at it. So a month later, we're down in New York watching the Dailies. And we're sitting right next to each other. And I remember seeing it for the first time. I didn't say anything in my head. I was like, oh my God, you're fucking dick, right? And he doesn't say anything. He's just like, did you not notice? Well, it's an, it's an outtake, right? It's like, that's a camera mistake. So we're not using that. We're not using it. Oh, brother. We're not for some pain. We watch. Also, if you knew you do like, you put nude garments in these days.

I would also slap it around a little bit. Oh yeah. It's a fucking blood cluck. It's cold water. I would have given at least a moral handshake. No question. No question. I would have done like a stress ball.

No question. Just to get blood in it. No question. We watched the other five takes. There's no dick in it because the guy got it right. Yeah. And I'm like, let's watch that first one again. And I freeze it.

I freeze it. And I'm like, there it is. And he goes, we're not showing my dick. Yeah. And I'm like, here. Hear me out. Crazy bitch. I had two arguments.

The first one was we make our rated movies. We show naked women. We show drugs. If we don't show your dick, should we just make the movie PG-13? And he goes, we're not showing my dick. And I'm like, okay, but we're Democrats, right? We're open-minded.

We're progressive people. Yeah, we don't show your dick. She would just join the Republican Party? And I won the argument. But he said, he said, okay, we show my dick this time. Next time we're showing your dick. Right. Which is, by the way.

the I'll pick up dinner now you're buying next time. Guess you never buys next time. The guy that bought you bought dinner. Which is true because you didn't trade it. But what we did was because, yeah, we decided to write it. So in Club Dread, there's a scene where there's a dick tuck scene. Yes. Okay, where like he talks, he's telling a horror story and it's about a guy gets dick cut off

in the punchline is. And he's got no dick. And he stands up and he's got his dick tuck. And soda, too. One of the other guys, T-E-R. Shout out. Shout out my brother. Yeah.

Terrible. I love, do you guys call him Soder? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys go on by his last name? Last name guy. I love that so much.

Your last name guy, right? I mean, yeah. Dude, my senior year of high school is at one of my best friends graduation parties

and his sister that I've known forever goes, your name's Daniel? And I go, hey, it's Daniel Soder. And she goes, no, you're soda. I'm so dur.

Yeah. My name means south and Swedish. I don't know what his name. He's like Czechoslovakian or something. Something like that. Something like that. Yes. Some flat white.

Known him for all these years. I have no idea. He's like, he's like Yugoslavian. Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying soda or something. Soder saw it. Well, no.

So soda also was like so both of them had to tuck their dicks. And so that was like what they used as their, you know, okay, we're even now, which is bullshit. It is bullshit. I'm on your side. Yeah. Then he writes, we're making beer fest. And he goes, like, we're just shooting some other scene. He goes, I have an idea for a new scene.

We could shoot right now. He goes, your character got so drunk last night. He wakes up nude next to a dead deer. He's eaten in the night. It's homage to American World from London. That guy was nude. You got to be nude. I'm like, no problem.

But, you know, I'm in charge, right? So I just, I kept my ass to the camera. You never saw my dick. Yeah, I love that. You go, I'm controlling the shot. There's no penis. There's a lot of ass. Oh, that is so that's, you know what it feels like when you try to, when you're upset at your wife

and you try to pick a fight, but you don't have a good reason to. Yeah. You're mad about something else and you have to be like, you didn't close the freezer. And she's like, what the fuck is this? That's like you going like, I'm going to show you a dick. It's your turn. And the slamming salmon, which he directed. Yeah.

He springs it on me. He goes, I think your character. Oh, right, right. Nuts is so crazy. He waits tables nude from the waist down. I'm like, no problem. And we did it. But I kept my ass to the camera.

He never saw my dick. So. But we had, and you had a waiter thing. Like, just cover your balloon knot. As a waiter, that's a classic. If you've ever waited. tables and if you've never seen the slamming salmon you have it's like mandatory watching if you've ever worked in the service industry yeah because you guys hit a lot of shit in that movie that only waiters

these guys well i i know what you wait tables and steve lemmy had weighed tables and so a lot of it were the stories but you could tell because you go yeah that that happens yeah because like the movie waiting they had like certain thing like the girl that's really nice and then she goes in the back there's small stuff like that that you only pick up when you yeah see people get slammed with a full section not handle it and then fucking flip out. But the thing that I love this, because I was always obsessed with restaurants owned by former athletes,

go table to table. And so when you guys came out with that, I was like, this is great. Because that was the whole premise that like, what if you worked at a restaurant owned by Mike Tyson?

And he was fucking insane. Yeah. You would die every time. And it's great. So you waited tables for a long time? A long time. In the city? Or what?

In the city, I did it for five years. But before that, I was a buser from like 14 until like 19. And then I waited tables for, five years in the city. Like high end or what, like what kind of a restaurant would you be in?

Seafood. It was Mexican. Okay. All the waiters were white so it clearly wasn't authentic. Okay, okay. And it was overpriced. We sold $14. Giacomoli.

Okay, okay. And it was just like you're trying to get businessmen to drink $12 patron margaritas. Right. That's like what you were trying to do. And it was just like New York City waiting tables. You are among actors and creatives who don't want to be. doing this so they find creative ways to get out of doing side work.

A lot of dramatic thing where they go, I can't shovel ice. I hurt my back. And you go, well, we have three bars and they need to be stocked. When did you get to quit waiting tables? Did you go from waiting tables to making movies, like directly? I went from waiting tables to working for this film lawyer who ended up selling our films and then became our lawyer. That's pretty fun

That you were working for him Yeah I was his assistant Because I kind of sniffed out That he was one of the main guys At Sundance and I got a job working for him No more weight tables bro That's fucking brilliant

Wait can I ask you one waiting table question I'm sincere with that Because that's like fucking brilliant You know all this guy's the guy to work for And I could fucking Can I ask you what one just to go back Yeah When you would say the names of the dishes

Would you put a little extra Spanish accent on it Yeah Was that one he? your things um like the pascato vera cruzano yeah but like throw i would do i wouldn't do local news i wouldn't do like the obaneros yeah i wouldn't do that okay okay because i was friends with all the they weren't even mexican the puerto rican and dominican bus boys yeah and so if they heard me do that they'd be like yeah but you're trying to be authentic yeah what the fuck yeah the funniest one i ever saw yeah the funniest thing involving like mispronunciation of anything it was right

in midtown. It was on 50th and third. We had a lot of rich people from the Upper East Side Come. We had a lot of people. It was a trendy restaurant. It was very back when I was there in like 07. It was trendy. And this woman came in with her kid. I only did lunches so I could do stand up at night. And I'm doing this lunch and this woman doesn't make eye contact with me.

Complete Upper East Sidewife will not look at me. Sure. I do the whole meal. Her kid has sparkling water. What kind of kid like sparkling water? Only rich kids like sparkling water. That's weird. Give me soda or nuts.

You fucking weirdo. You want seltzer, fucking dork. You offered us a seltzer when we came in there. I'm so glad I picked the flat water. You're a grown man. That was a test. If you had a six-year-old with him, I'd offer him a Sprite or a Shirley Temple. I wouldn't offer him a seltzer.

Okay. We can't be having high fructose corn syrup at our age. But I dropped the dessert menu. Okay. And I walked back to the table and I asked what kind of dessert. And there was a dessert on the menu named after the region of Mexico. go wahaka. Okay.

It was called a Wahakin chocolate moose cake. Right? And it's spelled O-A-X. Wahaka's like, you know, Spanish. And I go to the table and I go, anything looked good.

And she was like, he'll have sorbet. I want the oxy cotton chocolate mousse cake. And I went, I don't think that's how you say it. And I think it's a Wohawkan chocolate loose. And she goes, oh,

and you go, damn, you like pills. It's like 07 before they even found out oxycodone. was bad and I was laughing about that all the way back to the computer I go this bitch is high that's great yeah we'll have the wahuckin chocolate moose

oxy cotton moosey cotton she said it so confidently that I was like damn you bang probably I go what are you on 40 milligrams she's trying to press her kid her kid is it you guys are fucking awesome I was so excited to meet you guys because of all the shit you've made you're hilarious

you guys you know for those that don't know sometimes you get people that are like this and they come with the whole crew. He was just Kevin and Jay. Just showing up at the door and you're like, yeah, we went to the wrong building first. Oh, you did?

You went to the office. Yeah, the A building. Yeah, that's. You guys are not here, man. Yeah. It's like, okay. Super Troopers three, the trilogy,

the third one in theaters, August 7th, go see it in theaters, comedies are in theaters, back, go back. It's fun to watch a comedy in a theater and laugh at it.

Yeah. And fucking enjoy it. Smoke a joint, go meet your friends. Yes. Watch the movie. People don't do it anymore. Goes to laugh at it.

It's so fun. Yeah. We've been doing these big screenings and it's like, people are like, holy shit, I forgot what it's like to sit with 300 people and laugh at a movie together. It's a community. That's great.

Can I plug my stand-up show? Absolutely. I have a special coming out on Veeps. Do it. August 20th. August 20th on Veeps, the full special sign up. I'm sure it's just like.

It's called Brown Supremicist. I love that. Take it back, bro. be supreme, be Brown's Supreme. You guys fucking rule. Thanks for coming by. Thank you. Appreciate it.

It's good. It's fun.