Soder - 158: 4th & 9 with Mojo Brookzz | Soder Podcast | EP 152

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

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But it's like I'm not thinking about it though because I got so much other shit that's happening before the end. Well, I'll tell you, because of Mike, watching it's fucking awesome because you're hilarious. Thank you. And I love nothing more than watching a funny-ass comedian. Yeah. Blow up in a way because you're like, yeah. good. When good stuff gets over, you go, this is good.

Yeah. This is good because, you know, I'd probably say, in fact, me and Katie were talking about this before the podcast, how much comics, it's such a weird game? Because you, like, want your people to win, but you want good people to win. And then you can't be a dick when people you don't like win. Win. Oh, my God. You got to be quiet.

Just got to be quiet. And go like, oh, that's great. That's great. Congratulations, man. You did it. Yeah. And you got like, uh-huh, and then wait for the next thing, you go, yeah, is it. But, you know, I mean, you've been, the sketches blew up.

Yeah. Stand-ups blowing up. Yeah. You're on the new Tyler Perry show. Yeah. You got, I mean, the stuff with the Bears is crazy. Oh, yeah. And the season is about to start back up.

How are you feeling? Oh, we're ready, man. I think this, I think we're going out of the way. I'm a 49er fan. Oh, y'all got us last. We got you on Sunday night football. Oh, that was a good game. That was our best game.

That was our best game of the season. And by the way. offensively it was. Y'all defense played. Well, we played five, six, and seven string linebackers. We were so injured, we were having guys off the street. Bro. Do you love Caleb?

I love him. It's so fun, isn't it? I love them. When you get a quarterback and it works? Can I tell you? And how old are you? 36. Okay, so I'm 43, so I'm about seven years older than you.

I don't know if you remember the 49ers and the Bears in the 80s. I know. I've seen, I watched the old games. You guys were terrified. Yeah. The Bears were terrified. Yeah. Because you had Dicka, but you had Singletary who ended up coaching us.

Yeah, Buddy Ryan at the, I remember Singletary did go over there. You know what? Singletary is the, he really turned that franchise around. Dude, he got Patrick Willis. He got Navarro Bowman. He fucking got him to play hard. And then what happened is his hardball just came in. He came in and just shuffled it a little.

And we were, yeah. But Singletary, one of my favorite press conferences of all time. Can't win with him. Can't win with him. He came out here and freaked the fuck out. That was one of my favorite. That is an all-time. Every time he did a press conference,

even though I wasn't a 49, I was like, I will watch. Isn't that fun? Just to see, like, what he was going to say, because he was so militant. He was so... He's a psycho, but I wanted him. But I like Ben Johnson.

Now, I met him for the first time at practice last week, and the first thing I said to him was, hey, you're a maniac. Yeah, and you know what? That kind of like, what he did with you guys the lions.

Oh my God. Because he comes from the Lions, comes to the Chicago Bears, and then he goes like, fuck the lions. You're like, that quick. You're like, that quick. I love that. I love that. Because in the day and age of everything being corporified and everything being safe,

so you can get all this advertising money to have a coach go, fuck that. We're having a rivalry. Yeah, it's a rivalry. We don't like them. They don't like us. And if they do like us, they're not about to like us after this. And how much does that hype you up for both lines? It just gets you.

fired up. It's like, it's like, damn, we got a coach. You know, because, you know, Chicago over the years that we just, they was hiring all these soft-spoken coaches. Yeah. You know, we had Lovie Smith. Lovie Smith was a, he was a good football coach. Got you do a Super Bowl.

He got us to a Super Bowl. But he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't have that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like dick ahead. Yeah. Like Ben Johnson has now. Then we had Matt Ibrose. He didn't know what he was doing. He looked like he got, he got. got the wrong job.

Like he showed up and they're like, you're the head coach of Chicago Bears and he's like, oh, he was running an insurance company in Dayton, Ohio. For sure, yeah, it was, yeah,

he went on Indeed and just said, I can do it. And yeah, he didn't know what he was doing. John Fox didn't care. John Fox, though, was that before or after Denver? That was after he left Denver.

It was after Denver. Yeah, and that was when he had like a heart problem in Denver? Yeah, and he's like, I can't coach. He's like,

I'm coming to the Bears. Then he came, yeah, and he didn't care. Yeah. So when you grow up, growing up in Chicago, what was the list of teams importance-wise? Was it, because you're growing up during the Jordan era. I grew up in the 90s, so it was definitely the Bulls.

Bulls were number one. Bulls. The Bears in the 90s weren't all that to talk about. No, you guys were actually pretty shitty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jim McMahon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun.

Yeah, so we go. Oh, no, you had Jim Harbaugh. Yeah, Jim Harbaugh. So we'll go Bulls, Cups, Bears. Sox. Okay. So you... Black Hawks, I don't really remember much about the Blackhawks,

them talking about the Blackhawks that much in the 90, but... Well, I remember 1994, NHL-94 on Sega Genesis. Chicago Blackhawks were illegal because you had Jeremy Roanick. That was the best team on there? Dude, smoke people. If you had the Blackhawks, it was unfa... It would start fights with me and my friends. See, here I am, want to play with the Ma'i Ducks.

Nah, man, ducks... This is crazy. This is crazy. No blackhawks? You know, I think people, but this is kind of glad you said that, but those hockey games. How fun are they? Are fun. Those games, I'm going to tell you, games that a lot of people will probably sleep on, the hockey games and FIFA.

So that is literally the two ways I got into hockey and soccer. Playing a video game? Playing a video game. Bro. Because then you understand it. You understand how it moves. Because you're playing the game. The FIFA game had me like, you know, when they just did the World Cup.

Yeah. bro, and I downloaded it, bro, the FIFA game. Like, it had me, like, locked in. I was like, hey, this kind of, it's kind of like, and then you know, when you go on PlayStation and they can see what you playing, all my homeboys is like, yo, what's up with you, man? Like, you're playing FIFA?

Are you dating in Italian, girl? Man, I had to cut. I'm like, how you cut this off? I don't want y'all know when I'm online. Because I normally... Up here offline. Yeah, because I normally only play Madden. Sure.

I'm a big, like... When you do Madden, always the bearer. Always. I've never, I've never played with another thing. You've never, so I was, you know, only 49ers. Yeah. I'm running a dynasty, only 49ers. Yeah. And then one of my friends I grew up with since seventh grade is an NFL coach.

Okay. And he became the head coach of the Dolphins. Who? Mike McDaniel. Oh, no, Mike McDaniel. So I ran with the Dolphs. He's a maniac too. Yeah, that's my, I mean, that's been my boys since seventh grade.

He's a maniac. And he's going to, I'm so excited to see what him and Harbaugh do in Los Angeles. Yeah, he's with the charges now. And he's having. a fucking blast. I believe you. But that was the first time I ran a dynasty with another team because I wanted to be my, you know. So you picked the dolphins?

Yeah, I ran with the dolphin because I wanted to be Mike. Oh my God. Dude, if your friend is an NFL coach, you got to run with that team. I feel like you do. But I mean, can I tell you this, though? No, if you got friends in the NFL, are you going to play, like, I got friends that I play with a lot of different teams, but I'm still only going to play with Chicago. But when I played the Niners in the NFL, in the,

the dynasty. I was like, I hate this. Did you simulate? He was supposed to simulate that game. That's like, Mojo's showing you the true fan. Let Madden figure it out. Yeah, you know. You have to simulate that.

Or you're not a real fan. You know what? I would have wanted, I would have played, I would have rather did the other way. I'd rather play it against the 49ers, smash the Dolphins and then sent it to Mike. Okay. And be like, this is what I'm doing. If I was coaching against you, disahua. That's what I told.

4-3 defense. Shut down your run. You got trash-ass shit. Coming out of the back field. Wouldn't that be a good movie, though? Oh, yeah. Just think about this, right? Like, you become an NFL head coach with zero experience.

The only thing you bring in with you is your Madden Playbook. Do you know that was a real thing that would happen, like, starting in, like, 2013, is dudes would apply for jobs in the NFL as Madden as their... I didn't know that. And, like, people had to be like, bro, that's not... That's not. That's not. go, no, no, no, I like play online.

Like, I'm like legit. And I run like this kind of playbook. There was like, you can look it up. There, it became a point that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said something. That they were like, hey, don't apply if you've only just played Madden. Bro, that's crazy. Because guys are good on it online. But great at it. And then you don't realize that's like.

I don't know. Now, this new Madden. There is a lot of checkdowns and shit. Bro, there's new Madden. If you know how to. play that and you know how to like you understand the terminology and they got all this stuff where you can

plaster the receivers and they got all this stuff now if you can play that you might you you you you might can coach an NFL you know what's funny is where I'm talking shit about this and this is like one of those conversations they're going to clip in five years with the first Madden guy gets a job

gets a job and they're going to go Mojo was right and I'm like this I'm like he can't be a coach at a time I'm like that white guy with the vein down my forehead. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. But it is crazy just to play because when you're playing a video game, you do feel like you know it. Yeah.

Now, the crazier one would be if you became an NHL coach off just playing NHL. That would be because I know I wouldn't know what to do. But it would also be sick just to have black culture be in the NHO in a very real way. The only thing I'm going to say is whoop his ass. Yeah. That's the only thing I'm going to say. That's awesome. You go, I'm going to tell you right now, the Blackhawks are fun to watch.

Number one, no one fucks with them. Their gear is off the charts. Out of the charts. And the intro song. And they skate the smoothest we've ever seen. You guys do the roller ring clas. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's how we come out to the ice. You guys go in the circle and clap. We spin it around. Oh, my God. Just like Casey and the Sunshine. Yeah. Yeah. All the Canadian.

teams are like, what the fuck was they doing? Hey, it's so funny. That's a good idea. You guys roll the rink in the money. Now when I apply for the blackhawks, let me in. Dude, but you know what? What I think it's really cool about it is being so proud of being Chicago coming up and blowing up and having the ability to do stuff with the bears. Yeah.

Oh, man, you know what? Like, that's like a dream just come true. If you're like a real fan of your team, then you be able and you get the opportunity to be around that team and the capacity that I am around the Bears. It's like, I mean, you know, after practice, me and Caleb just on the field talking, me him and his mom. That's awesome.

You know. And it means now it's actually going to increase your fandom because now you go, I know that guy. I'm right. I'm not now, like, now I'm like really, you know, invested into this. Like, I see him. How are we feeling? You good? Yeah, I'm good, man.

Like, you know, how we're. we're looking this year. He's like, you know, he told him, he was like, bro, for the next 15 to 20 years,

I'm going to be trying to win a Super Bowl every year. Yeah, that's incredible. Like, I had that conversation, because you know, sometimes, but we didn't head quarterbacks

and I wanted to know, like, man, what the hell is he thinking? Yeah. Like Jay Culler, I wish I could have sat down with him a couple times. Yeah,

because I love Jay. I mean, dude, I'm going to tell you right now, he had a gun. Bro. He had a fucking arm. He could throw about 60, 70 yards on a rope,

bro. just easy. But Caleb got an arm. He had a throw against the 49ers, bro. Oh, I remember. It didn't even look like he, it was like he just flicked his wrist, bro. Is that with the one to DJ Moore? No, that was the one of Luther Burton, like right down the middle.

I think he had got behind the defense, but it was like. I remember that throw. He just flicked. It was just like just a flick. You know, it was funny is my brother and sister-in-law live in Chicago. So I was in Chicago during that game, and we were driving out the next day back to wherever we were going or whatever. and I have my nineer hat on

and just old Chicago dudes. Oh my God. Now that the bears are good, just having a guy go, I like your hat. And I go, what? And he goes,

you got that one. You're not going to take it in the playoffs. Like the way he was, I was in the Dunkin' Donuts. And he just goes, I like your hat. And I turned around and I was like, no, you don't.

I can tell you don't like my hat. I was wearing a Niners hat. It's like, here's the thing with the bears, they're going to come back and they're going to be fucking awesome. But no one believes like a Bears fan. Yo,

but that's also. Chicago because you guys have outside of the Cubs in 2016 and the Sox in 05 Oh yeah And think about it Who was your manager on that White Sox team? Ozzy Gian

Ozzy Gian I fucking love Ozzy Gian he used to talk crazy shit Yeah he still does Ozzy Gien They just retired his number too But now you got to look at it now The Cubs and the White Sox right now Both are good

Both head of the respected Are the Cubs the head of the Central in the NL? The Cubs may- We're leading the white socks are everywhere in first place. I don't know. You know, they play baseball so much. Bro, I just went to the Cross Town Classic last week, Cubs versus Sox, and I ruled for both.

Oh, there's people at home that are mad about that. You know that. I root for both. Man, I'm a Chicago guy. But if you had to. World Series, hypothetically. And you have to pick. Who do you pick?

Man, you know, the White Sox have treated me really well this year. Okay, great. and so have the Cubs. Oh, no, you can't back into it. There you go. So what I would do is I would put on a jersey, half white socks, the other half cubs. Oh, like you're a mom of the two brothers playing.

You have the half fucking jersey. You know, those are my boys. I just love my boys. Like, who was it, Travis Kelsey? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what the craziest one was of that, the half jerseys? Back in like 2000.

The Super Bowl. Yeah. But the. craziest one that no one talks about is back in the day, a fiesta bowl, it was Notre Dame versus Ohio State. Brady Quinn was the quarterback of Notre Dame. A.J. Hawk was the linebacker from Ohio State. Right. A.J. Hawke's sister married Brady Queen, and she wore a shirt that was half Ohio State, half Notre Dame. But what's crazier about that is your brother's just about to sack your husband. That's it. So it's like you don't want to

wear both because you don't like leave him alone. How do you cheer for that when he sack him? Yeah, you go, ah. And I mean, if I'm A.J. Hawk, I'm trying to kill you. Yeah. You're also like, you're fucking my sister. My sister? I'm going to kill you. I'm going to come unchecked. You're going to let that ball go. I'm still going to hit you. Like we're in the eights. Give me the flag.

Fuck it. Do you? I mean, you, but if you're going to argue Rigley versus Kamiskiki, I mean, come on. Here's the thing. The classes came off. That's how you know it's a serious question. It's like a senator hearing. He like, when a senator had took a sip a fucking as water. I'd like to answer that briefly.

Here's the thing. My favorite team is the Bears. Great. The Bears used to play a wriggling. Oh, did they? You didn't know that? I did not know that. I don't know why I didn't know that.

And as a 49er fan, I came up with the Giants and the 49ers both being at Candleston. Yeah. So I love that shit. When the infield dirt was still? Oh, yeah. What year did they win Soldier Field? I think they moved into Soldier Field maybe in the,

70s. Okay. Did you like when they redid it? Yeah. I was in the seventh grade. It was 2003 when they opened it back up. And they made the whole thing.

They didn't really redo. What they did was they they they they, the columns are still up and then they kind of made it more like they just rebuilt shit around it. Okay. You know what they basically put fake tits on an old lady.

Yeah, pretty much. That's exactly what they do. Yeah, we got some good, they look Natural. Yeah. Yeah. They big. But she's old. And it's a small,

and it's still the smallest stadium in the NFL. Yeah, but I, I've never got to go there and I've really wanted to go there. I'm going to tell you, for the experience,

I've been to a lot of stadiums. I've been to SoFi in L.A. I haven't been to that. I'm going to that, though, this season. I'm going to go to Super Bowl there. You're going to go to Super Bowl there. I'm doing the show.

I'm doing a show the Friday of the Super Bowl weekend in L.A. Oh, hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're going to go. And I'm going to go. And the Bears will be there. Think about that.

I don't know, man. 49ers owner just got caught with a hooker. So what did that mean? Anytime it's a scandal going on. I'm going to tell you right now. Last time an NFL owner got caught with a hooker, 2017, New England Patriots. The Patriots, who won the Super Bowl. Ring incoming.

But it depends. Ringloading. Was it the same hooker? It's like a special hooker. It got to be a special hooker. She Grant's special hooker. It got to be a special hooker. I'm hooking them up.

Before I bust, will you give me a Super Bowl? She goes, yes. And he's like, oh, that's what's going to make me bust. But I was like,

I rubbers, nipper real eye. Pierce, because he's a weird, rich owner. He's got fucking barbells through his shit. I think,

I think, no, so no, wait, so I went to side of the sofa. Okay. Another good one is, uh,

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So my dad is a big time Brady fan. Okay. And I think that was times last year. Sure. So we go to the game and the bears get blown out like bad. Yeah, you guys were real bad. It was like, it was 20-21 or 2020. It was the year they won the Super Bowl.

It was actually, I think it was 20. Yeah, 2021. It was 20. 49ers lost the Super Bowl in 2020. 2020. It was when Brady beat Mahomes. Okay. In the Super Bowl.

Maybe that was the year. But he came back to year. Because he broke a record that game. It was the year after. Okay. Because we fucked up the bucks that year because we had a good defense. Because y'all had a good defense. Yeah.

So we flew out to the game. I thought it was a game we can win. Justin Fields was our quarterback. And I remember we had great seats. But at Raymond James Stadium, you know, they got the big pirate ship. Yeah, they shoot. And they shoot the cannons. Bro.

Tampa Bay score so many points. because they shoot the cannons every time they score. Do they shoot them like just once or is it like boom, boom, boom. So they fucking let them go. Bro, every time they score. So you got to think they ran out of shit to shoot them with. I had the worst headache when we left, bro. Because we were sitting right by the ship and they got blown out.

We couldn't even get a fucking first down. It was horrible. And it started raining. It was getting ready to start. I was like, Pops, we can go. Was he loving it? He was loving it. He was loving it.

But he did say he wished that the game would have been more competitive. Because we've been to some good NFL games. Like, it's been competitive. But I've been to games and seen the Bears get blown out. Maybe like last year we went to the second game of season. They played Detroit. It was like 52 to 21. Oh, my God.

Going to a different city and watching a blowout sucks so bad as a sports fan. because you go and you're like, fuck, I went, when Kyle Shanahan took over the 49ers in 2016, McDaniel went with him. So I grew up in Colorado, a 49ers fan because of my dad. Yeah.

And then it was all Broncos, but I stayed go-niners. McDaniel was a Broncos fan. He gets, you know, coaches in the league for 15, 16 years, ends up in San Francisco. For me, it was like, this is the greatest moment of my life.

So I wanted to go as many games as possible. First season they were 0 and 7. They're playing in Philly. A bunch of my friends are Eagles fans. They're like, we'll drive down. Driving rainstorm that doesn't stop. 49ers lost 38 to nothing. Oh my God.

And I'm just sitting there and it's just raining. They were only seven. You had hope? I didn't, I wanted to see McDaniel. I wanted to say what's up to McDaniel because that was like the first time I was going to be near him that season. Yeah. And I did have hope.

Yeah. I was like, we're going to turn this shit around. We're going to get a win. Why do we feel like that? Like what does it make sense? leave. Because if you don't, you just go, why am I doing this? Especially when they suck.

I think it's a sickness, man. Yeah, but you know what? Because it pays off. It pays off. When they start winning. And I told Caleb, I said, hey, all I want is that when you win the Super Bowl, just make sure that they bring me on the, uh, on the floaty. Yeah.

When we do the parade. Oh, the parade? So would you rather, here's a good, would you rather, would you rather, would you rather be a part of the parade through Chicago or be on the podium when they get the trophy. Because you're going to be at Sofa. Hypothetically. Bears go to the Super Bowl. They win, but you only get one.

You can be in the parade saying what's up to everybody or the podium at the Super Bowl. Do you remember when they wouldn't let Kevin Hart on the podium? I remember. Big Jay was like, it was the funniest thing in the world of Big Jay. Big Dave was like Kev could not get up there And he's like, I'm up there And the guy was like, no, you're not going up there. Whoa.

But now I think he would easily be able to. I think that year he should have easily been able to go up there. Yeah, you're right. He was just as big. I mean, he was like, he might have been like, but I don't think he was associated with the Eagles as much as he is right now. No, he was. That whole season he was talking shit.

But, I mean, listen. But like I said, and I know Keith Robinson and I know Big Jay. Yeah. history shows that Kevin wasn't the biggest Eagle fan back in the day. Whoa. Used to pick the Giants on Madden. Kevin did. Wait till I see him the night.

Wait till I see him the night. All I'm saying is I have insider information from Big J. O'Cerson. And I just talked to Keith Robertson another day. And Keith would go, I always played one of them. You sound just like that. I hated it. I hate it. Keith will, every time I see Keith now, I come in, he goes, I hate the 49ers.

He sounds just like him. He sounds just like him. Keith's one of my favorite movie he's on the earth. And I used to do as a comedian, I won't say his name because I don't want to talk shit, but he's, you know, he's pretty light-footed.

And Keith and I were yelling. He's pretty light-footed. Keith and I were yelling at each other about the NFL. This is before Keith's strokes. So he was fucking screaming at me. And we were yelling at each other about two bets that we made. Yeah. And he's like,

I fucking hate you. And this comic slid in. He goes, what are you guys talking about football? Like that? And I just remember Keith going like this. I hate it. Right back.

You know, it was one of the hardest that one of the last of my life. He fucking, he didn't give that guy the time of day. He just went, like that. It was so funny. He's the best.

But yeah, give him fucking Kevin Harder. Yeah, I'm going to give him some shit about that. I heard you played with the Giants back when you played Madden. I'm going to tell him. That's the first thing I'm going to say. He's right this.

That's not. That's a lot. You know, that's a lot. I have two people can't believe. Mojo, Mojo. You can't believe everything you hear, man. You can't believe everything here.

Which is, because you know what it is? You're always playing with the Bears. Yeah. I'm playing with the 49ers. Yeah. I play with Alex Smith. Yeah. I play with J.T. O'Sullivan.

Listen to me. I play with Rex Grossman. Yeah. I play with Kyle Orden. Keep going. I play with Cal Jordan. I play with Jason Campbell. Come on.

Justin Fields. I play with Josh McCown. Come on. Well, I mean. And now you got Caleb. You know what I told him? I said, bro, I've been playing Madden all these years. We've never hit a quarterback with a 90 rating or better.

Like you're a 93. And then what it feels great is when your team that you've loved forever gets so good, they become illegal on Madden when you're playing with your friend. I can't wait. They go, no, no. We need one more year before. Right now, they got us still at like an 83. But I think next year after we do what we're about to do to the NFL this year,

we're going to be up in the 90s for sure. First time, after the playoff run where Cap blew up and then the next season, that Madden team was illegal. Because Cap had 90. The defense was insane on there, though. The defense was insane. But Kaepernick had like 96 speed. Yeah, because you know, the whole RPO shit started with him. Yep.

That was exactly it. By the way, Harbaugh used to bring him in when Alex Smith was still the starter just to run RPO. And just be like, keep it and you can run. So I remember that was the first year I booted up Madd. and someone's like, you can't be the Niners. And you're like, Kaepernick was, he was fun to watch. And you know what?

And all due credit, you know who figured him out? Ed Reed, Super Bowl 47. He figured it out. Ed Reed was like, oh, this kid can't throw touch. He can't throw it. He just throws straight fastballs. So Ed Reed just cut him off, intercepted him. And then the next year we came back, everyone was like.

Everybody was doing it. Everyone did it. And you're like, Ed Reed figured his ass out. And I was like, God. And expose them. Yeah. And that's what's crazy. Because it was like, at first it was like,

this dude. It seems like the 49ers always get something like that. You just get this random guy out of nowhere, like Brock Party. World War I face. Yeah. You know what? I'm still on the, he's not that good train. Mojo.

I'm sorry. You watched that Sunday night football game. I did not. I actually had a show. So I was, I was like. Okay. This is real convenient now. That you miss it.

It's real convenient. I was on the state, dude. I was on. on the stage. We're going to screen it. Bring it up. That's the whole fucking page. I was on it.

I saw the highlights. I think he's, I think, I think he's good, but I think it's that system, bro. I fucking think right now, I can go in there

and run that system the same way that Brock running. I want you to talk to Chicago native Jimmy Garapolo about that, how that went. He had his run,

though. But that was the defense. That's Robert Salah's defense. He played well. I think Brock Purdy, and by the way, as a 49ers fan,

I'll admit this. I love him being underrated. Underrate the fuck out of him. You think he's good. I think he's unbelievable. So you think he's top five in the league right now? I mean, Mahomes, Alan Lamar. I want Mahomes, Alan Lamar.

Herbert, maybe. That's four. Yeah, I put Brockett five. I think Caleb's on his way. Caleb is, and he's in the top ten for sure. Okay, I would safely put Brockett. in the top 10. All right.

Okay. Safely put it in. Yeah, if I had to build a round, if I had to build a team, let me tell you what he does. Just as somebody, because you're like me. I watch every snap.

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as someone that was at that super bowl me and chay out to Vegas for it. They call holding. I think the 49ers beat the Chiefs. Go back and look at that overtime game we lost. And I know Chiefs fans watching this are like, they straight up tackled Fred Warner on a play and did not call holding. There was no holding calls on arguably the best defensive line the 49ers have ever had.

You're talking about Nick Bosa. You're talking about our tackles were nasty, our lineback in core. Drey Greenlaw got injured at the beginning of the game. That's fine. they did not call any holding on the chiefs that whole game. Well, were they holding? Like a motherfucker to the point that I was screaming so much, I got hoarse being like,

that's a fucking hole. They were just holding. I mean, Bosa and who's the dude that played with him at Ohio State that went to the commanders after? Fuck, I forget the D.N. that was, he's nasty. Oh, you're talking about, I thought he was over there. I thought he was in Washington first. He went to Washington after the 49ers.

He was in New Orleans. Then he got dealt. Not Chase Young. No, but it's... He was in New Orleans. Oh, shit. This is going to bother me. And he went to the 49ers.

Can you look up defensive end that played with Nick Bosa at Ohio State? And we'll edit this so me and Mojo look... So we look like we know what we're talking about. Chase Young, you are right. No, you're right. It's Chase Young. That's the problem. If you go to a Super Bowl...

Not you know where right now? If you go to a Super Bowl... I went last year. And your team loses? No, no, no. I never went. for my team yet like I went

and I'm gonna tell you something I went last year and I was disappointed yeah um where was in Santa Clara was in Levas yeah well Santa Clara

yeah calling that San Francisco's you're right you're right it's like an hour away it's like calling where the Giants play New York City

was it Chase Young who's Chase Young I said you nailed it yeah yeah let's see we don't even need to edit fucking Mojo got it

I knew it but yeah that Chase Young Nick Bosa we had a crazy defensive line and they didn't call holding. And when you go to a Super Bowl and your team's in it,

it's not fun. It's not fun. It's not fun. It's not fun when your team not in it. Like I went last year to watch Seattle and New England. Yeah. And I think a little bit

that had to do with that was just the game just wasn't very good. It was boring-ass game. It was very boring. It was being there and then it started getting cold. Like it was like. that fucking heat leaves. That fucking breeze started.

You know, we sitting on one end of the stadium first the wind blowing that way. Now it was coming back this way. And it was just, and it wasn't like freezing, but it was like 50 degrees cold. Like,

you know what it is? The corporations, they send all their people and it just distills it. It just makes it like a cocktail party for a bunch of rich people. That's what it seemed like. With a football game going on.

Yeah, that's what it seemed like. It was just, it wasn't as, yeah, I don't know, like I went to that Bears Rams game, playoff game. I mean, dude, that's...

I've never experienced anything like that. So the year, I went to two Super Bowls, both the 49ers ran it, both of them lost. So Niners fan know, I will never go to a Super Bowl that the 49ers did. Yeah, you're the reason why they're losing. But hey, I admitted that. You got to take accountability when it's there.

And I did, thank you. Thank you. I said that on Rich Eisen's show. I said, I'm never going to a 49er Super Bowl again. Yeah. And everyone's like, that's fucking stupid. And then people are like, 49ers fans are like, thank you.

The real fans, no case. You're the problem. Yeah, I'm the problem. So let's remove yourself. Let's see if something changes. If it does, then you stay home. This is exactly. You know what I'm saying?

This is the logic mojo. And I started to feel like that, though. Like, it was embarrassing games I was going to. It was like, fuck, every time I come, we lose. Then I stay home and all this miraculous shit happened. Caleb doing all this. Bro, listen, I was at that Rams game. And before he threw that last pass up, the tie it, that sent the game in the overtime, bro.

That was that DJ Moore touchdown. No. That was to Cole Comet. How many game-ending winning touchdowns did you guys have last year? But like seven. That's what I want to say. But I'm saying, you remember the playoff game. It was four, it was like four for nine, and Caleb hikes the ball,

and as soon as he hikes it, he just started running backwards. I remember that. And then he stopped, and he throws the ball up. That was a techno Super Bowl play. Bro. I remember sitting in the, because we was in a, I was sitting up in a box, and his parents were sitting like right in a box right next to us. And bro, it was so quiet.

It was fourth down. It's either we get it. It's over or we don't. And everybody's sitting there. And as soon as he snapped the ball and we started seeing him going backwards, it was like, What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

It's over. Yeah. And he threw it up. And when a ball went in the air, bro, it got so quiet. It was quiet. Just like how it got quiet. And everybody was looking. And then we kind of see commit break open.

and he catches the ball. And bro, just, I mean, it's cold and shit out there, but the state, I mean, they lose. I mean, we're losing it in there. Because you're at Soldier Field. It's unbelievable. Playoff game. You have a playoff game. This is to go to the NFC championship.

And I think if we win it, we beat the Rams. And then we go and we beat the Patriots. I completely agree. I completely agree. I think you beat the Seahawks. I think we beat them. And I think you beat. And that's who I was cheering for because I hate the Seahawks.

Yeah. And I bet you do. anybody but them and they won in our fucking stadium. Damn. So now we got a little bit of a problem. Yeah. Yeah, y'all got to handle business. We got to handle it.

I don't know though. I don't know that I don't know that to see how. Last year in the NFL. I'm going to say this. Michael McDonnell. He's a great coach. But last year in the NFL, the last season, the year was just weird. Well, the Chiefs were bad.

Like, I like, I love that after watching two Super Bowl. So I'm going to tell you, I'm going to prepare you. If you go to a Super Bowl and your team is in it. Okay. Just keep this in the back of your head for when it happens. Okay. I hope it never does. Okay.

But if it does, when your team loses, my best piece of advice is my, my fiancee used to work for ESPN, and she was the first one that got me the ticket when I went in 2019 when McDaniel was on the coaching staff, leave before the confetti. So if your team loses and you know that. they're going to lose and there's like 57 seconds leave the stadium because you do not want to be there when your team loses and another team's confetti comes just raining down on you man you'll want to fight the entire state you're like I am fucking furious right now and it was because 2019 was different McDaniel was on the coaching staff yeah I used all my delta my I'm flying New York, San Francisco every weekend.

Every weekend. Staying at his house. He was going to every game? I was going, well, I went to a lot. But I went to every playoff game. I went to the divisional round against the Vikings. Then I went to the NFC championship game against the Packers. I'm glad you all that's care of that.

Greatest. I'm going to tell you right now, one of the greatest experiences of my life. It was I'm there with one of my oldest, me, Mike and our friend Chad, me and Chad go to all the games together. Chad and I go. We get tickets through his life. Mike is cool, though, with Matt. Lefleur.

Yeah, they're all cool. They all came up in the same system. Yeah, but they don't like my boy Ben Johnson, though. Oh, well, that's because Lefleur and Green Bay. That's new. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he has a problem with, like, the tree. I think, like, that's a, that's a, that's a Packers, Bears thing.

No, that's a, like, you know, he had his little thing. Because remember, I think they were saying it. It was like, because we beat, we put Green Bay out the playoffs. Oh, I know. And then Sean McVeigh, because he's part of that tree. Yeah, he came up. And they said they were going to take care of business because of how we handle Green Bank. So as you know, I feel like it's all of them against my boy.

I love that. I do love it. But how much fun does that make sports? It's just making so much fun. It's so dope that it's down to the coaches, though, that the coaches, the shit is so competitive. Yeah. That is down to the, because it's really, you got to think about these coaches, these are some of the best football minds in the world.

Yeah. And by the way, they have given themselves the way you and me are both. both giving ourselves the comedy of just doing it, where you do it for so long that you go like, oh, that's my boy. I like him. I want him to do well. I don't like that guy. Fuck him.

I don't want him to do well. We can't do that in comedy because we look like psychopaths. We do. But in the NFL, you're like, yeah, fuck that guy. I don't know. Because I guess is, is comedy supposed to be competitive? A little bit. You think so?

I think a little bit. Okay. And by the way, let me say I think it's good to be competitive in the beginning. Okay. I think you reach a level where you start working where it actually becomes a hindrance. Yeah. So I think you need to. We're too worried about what other people are doing.

Once you're at your level, why be competitive? You're on your own track and you're doing it. Yeah, what are we doing? Once I started actually selling tickets, I'm like, I'm not mad about anybody. I'm here, let's do it. But football is based on competition. And also it's based on like hurt feelings. Yeah.

The reason Ben Johnson and Lefleur hate each other hurt feelings. And they were like mad. By the way, because they got us their first game. Yep. Then we got them back. And then the playoff game. But when we got them back, we got them so good. Isn't that feel good?

Oh, my God. That's what I've been waiting for. To come from behind and beat them. Because you know what? At the beginning of the games, it's like, man, here we go. The same old shit. The fucking got us. They're down 21 or 6, 21 and 3.

What the fuck? We can't, we can never, I'm like, why can't we ever just jump on top of these guys? just couldn't do it. But man, when we came back, I'm going to tell you something. Last year was like that football season made it one of the greatest years of my life. But doesn't that feel good? And doesn't that give you hope? This is what I try to explain to non-sports fans is it makes the year fun in an emotional way that you can't explain.

You can't explain it. Where it goes like, I'm literally getting excited because the sun is setting earlier. Because all I know is football's about to be back. Like, we got the Rams and also. Australia on Thursday night, 49ers Rams. Australia? Fuck that. They shouldn't be going.

Okay. I think it's bullshit the NFL's sending us to a different hemisphere. I went to the UK to see the Bears a couple years ago. I would do the UK. I would, uh, 49ers were playing in Mexico. I would do that. Yeah, Mexico not bad. Because Mexico City is a huge San Francisco hub.

Okay. And Warner is half Mexican. Fred Warner. Okay. He's like family's from Mexico. So I'd like want to see that. Yeah. But what I love about it is like there is a lot of part.

What's about Germany? Aren't they going to Germany? Are the 49th is doing Germany? Not as the 49. Oh, no, the NFL is. They're trying to do that. I wouldn't. I think if I, Europe would be harder for me because I would just be like, do I have the weekend off?

Do I, because like, you know, that's a hell of a flight that take, like, when I did it, we left Thursday. We got there Friday. And we were there Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and we flew back Monday. That's a good weekend, though. Yeah, but as long as that flight is. Because I would do crazy shit. I was out there about a week. That's how I felt, and that's how it's going to be again now that McDaniel's on the West Coast.

When he was with the Dolphins, it was easy for me. I could fly down and now I'm like. But you're not a Chargers fan. But here's the thing. I'm a McDaniel guy. You're going to support your boy. And I, he's in the AFC. Yeah.

There's no. We beat the Chargers. But what would you do, though, if they went to the Super Bowl. I guess 49ers? Yeah. Who do you root for? I'd pull a mojo and I don't have a half a fucking jersey on. But you know what's funny about that?

No, you can't do that. No, I'd go 49ers. You got to go 49ers. And by the way, and you would have to tell McDaniels, hey, fuck off. When they played the Dolphins, his wife was like, are you coming down for it? And I was like, I respectfully declined.

Because they know. They know. Listen, I did that once. Like, I had a homeboy that was playing for the Philadelphia Eagles, Brandon Graham. Yeah. All right. So he's playing for the Eagles,

and they were playing the Bears, and this is when we had Mitch Trubis. This is like 2019. Which, by the way, you guys traded us to get. Yeah. And you gave us a shit ton of stuff. Yeah. We gave.

You guys gave us so much stuff. I mean, we did. And y'all got Trey Lance. Well, that was, that was later. That was later. We drafted Solomon Thomas to de-tackle. Yeah. How did that work out?

Not well. Okay. I think he's with the Jets now. Yeah. So, uh... You go, you go, yeah, good trade. How did you guys go? Well, I was busted two, but we got a couple extra picks.

So we got, we were, we were in, um, We were in Philly, and Brandon had got us to tickets or whatever. So I couldn't wear my Bears gear. I know. So people that don't know, when you get tickets through a team, they tell you don't wear the other team stuff. Even if you were a fan of the other team like, they'll tell you, don't do it.

Which, by the way, I went through with McDaniel when he was in Washington, when he was in Atlanta. I'd go to 49ers games and I'd have to dress and play. You're playing clothes. But I'd always put a 49ers show. I had a little something on me too. But yeah, we're the same. Yeah.

We're the same. Because at the end of the game, you got to know you with us, yeah. At the end of the game, I, oh. I'm good. Go Niners. And I'm like, all right, bang, bang, bang, niner, gang. We were in, we were sitting, so we were sitting, I mean, great seats. And at the time, Jason Peters was the left tackle.

Sure. Of the Eagles, right? So his family was sitting behind us. I think it was his brother. And, you know, the bears were down. And then, you know, we came right out to halftime, took a deep. took a deep shot down the field about 50-yard bomb

Tribisky throws to Taylor Gabriel and I mean we hadn't done shit the whole game drops a bomb I jump out but let's go and I just hear this guy behind me say man sit your ass down I turn around and he's like I'm not talking to you I'm like you are talking

I'm the only one standing up don't be mad at him side of curb it you're fucking mad at me so I sat down and then we they almost came back at one so now the game is over. So I still don't know who this dude is. Sure. I don't even realize that we're sitting amongst the family. All the family and friends of the team. And so now's the end of the game and Brandon

brings us, me and my dad, and brings us down on the field and they take us to the locker room and stuff like that. And I'm seeing all the old Bears players that's to play for the Eagles. Jordan Howard was the running back. He was with the Bears. I'm, what's up, Jordan? And Alshan Jeffrey was with the Bears. I'm, you know, I'm talking to all the guys. Like, I'm not talking none of the Eagles players, just the ones who used to play in Chicago. I'm saying shit like, we miss you. You know what I'm saying? And so they take us out on the field and stuff,

and then we end up going to have dinner. Like Brandon took us out to eat, man. And this is a bunch of the team members there. And then I see Jason Peters. And then I see the dude that told me to sit my ass down sitting right next to him. So we can ready walk out. And I tell him, I said, I knew you was talking to me. And everybody just, you know, everybody just kind of had started laughing.

and, you know, Jason Peters, he didn't know. Like, he didn't really know what's going on. Because I still got all my stuff on it then. Brandon Graham taps and say, yeah, he's a Bears fan. He thought they were going to win. And it was just like, I was just, and I had to take it. Like, I just had to sit there and I had to take it. Well, I fucking wanted it to.

I did think that. I did think. I mean, good for you guys. You're kind of happy that, you're kind of happy that the Eagles did win because if they didn't, I don't think we were going to dinner. Have you ever been? You ever hung out with them when they lose? Bro, I had a show in Chicago two years ago when we got, we had Montez Sweat.

This was the year they fired Uber Flues. And I had a show, we were playing Green Bay. I had a show that night after the game. I'm at the game on the sideline. I'm like, yo, I got tickets if y'all want to come to the show. And Montez Sweat was like, oh, man, we're in there. We in there. So then he go back, workout.

He comes back over to the sideline. I was like, all right, bro, don't forget. I'm about to text you after the show I want to the game I want y'all come to show and he was like let's see how this shit go first and then I'll let you know

if we're gonna make it and they lost on the Miss Field Go they blocked Green Bay blocked the field goal bro I was screaming so loud at the game that I lost my voice For the show I had two shows at night Oh my God

And I swear to God I thought we were gonna have to cancel Really? Because I had no voice Like I fucking bears I barely hear that.

Like, I would be talking. But now you learn your lesson. Now I know, like, don't never do shows on game day. No, no, no, no. No. Even if I do on game day, like, I got to, I just got to chill. You know, it's funny is we have a, I'm doing shows in Canada,

and there's a Monday night game, and I'm up in, like, I think I'm in Winnipeg. And they were like, oh, show sold out. You know, for the three days you're here, we're going to add shows. And I was like, only Tuesday. And they were like, oh, no, like that sold out. gonna do Monday I go no no Monday no no and they go why I go because I'm watched 49ers

and watch 9 oh no do your agents and stuff like think you crazy when you say shit like that like we're playing on my January schedule out and I'm like yo it's playoffs dude so I'm not lying to play out since 2019 once I got that HBO special and I was able to start kind of planning my shit yeah and fans will tell you I'm not on the road in January that's seeing because honestly and here's You think, I don't know. I don't know. And they keep asking me, my agent, like, well, so are you going to work? James.

I'm like, I got first, I got to go to practice and see how we look at it. You know what I'm saying? We're staying healthy. Yeah, we're staying healthy. I got to. I got to be there. I got to be there. They need me.

You know what? And you know what? The most frustrating part about last year was we were winning, we was doing so good. And it was so many Sunday, Sunday night games where I got shows. bro, I remember we were in Houston The first game against Green Bay When they came back and beat them We were in Houston

I had there 14 shows out there I broke the record for the most shows At the Houston Improv I love a shout out of Houston improv A great club I love that club great club I love Houston and I love that club That club is fucking awesome

It's awesome yeah So we back there We went in the back And my feature that's on stage for me Like the game now It went into overtime And that green room as like a couple of couches in the stage.

Just like right there. So I'm opening up the door like, and I'm steady putting my finger out. Keep, keep going. Just keep, just keep going. She didn't win as long as she could. She's running out. Like, you know, you know, some comics,

everybody doesn't have an hour. You know what I'm saying? You know, you got, you know, when you're playing a comic that needs a feature, host, host, for you. Most of the time, those comics may be a good one got 30 minutes. A good one has 30 minutes. A good 30 minutes.

30. But most of them you can keep them out maybe for 40. Then you're in trouble. Maybe. When she got to about 35, the check engine light

came on. I started hearing music and shit. I'm like, what's going on out there? They sing a happy birthday to people. I'm like, what the fuck is it?

DJ hitting that shit just to keep it alive? Bro, as soon as they, as soon as Caleb throws the touchdown, the DJ Moore, and we score, and I know it's good.

That was one of your six games where that happened. I do my post game video that I always do. I love that you're such a Bears fan. You go, I can't go on stage in Houston until I do my post game. I do my post game video. I post it.

Go on stage. Now, man, I'm on stage an hour. I come back off the stage. I'm so worried about making sure the video get posted. Then I'm looking over and my tour manager like, is it up? Is it up?

Do they know that I know that we won? Like, is it up? Like, I'm like, and I don't want to go through that this year. I want to just watch like December. after the first week of December, I think that's my last week of this first part of the tour. Then I'm off. And I'm a chill.

You know what is so much fun? When you do that yourself and it works out, I remember two seasons ago, that was like the first year I took January really off because McDaniel had gotten to the playoffs with the dolphins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go to those. First year.

Yeah. And they played in Buffalo. Yeah. And that day, the 49ers played the Seahawks and beat the shit out of them. Check the fucking score. I think it happened. I believe it happened.

And then, but that was like the first time I got to enjoy it, where I was like, oh, and I flew up to Buffalo after the, I watched the 49-year game here. I'm going to Buffalo this year for a game. It's a new stadium. They got a new stadium. My buddy, one of my good, my good buddy. We played Madden all the time. His favorite team was Buffalo.

And you're going to take him to Landmark? We're going. Going to that brand new one? Yeah, we're going to go check it out. Do you know what's just been great about this episode? Is it clear that you and I are so excited that it's almost football season? football season. That it is like, and by the way.

We're talking about shit else. Well, I know. Football season. And I'm okay with that. And I know there are fans. Yes. That go like, I don't like Green talk sports, but you go, you have to understand something about me.

Yeah. I am brimming right now. Yeah. It's like, man. And if you go out, you ever go out to training camp? Oh, I mean, yeah. I mean, with McDaniel, I used to go. Bro.

I used to go sit up in like the crane, the cherry picker. Bro, when you go to the training camp and you stand there and you. watch and you see and you get that feeling and you hear the pads and the helmets and shit hitting on each other and you know you just you just see the guy so far enough and then you look at the schedule

and see who ass you got to whip first and like it's just you know what it is to me it really feels like our version of Pucks of Tani Phil is that is that a Hall of Fame game because they go Hall of Fame game happened you go

football's time it's time preseason that's football to me Bro, it seemed like it happened earlier this year. But it felt good. Didn't it feel good? I was like, damn, we started early this year. Let's go. You know, it was like getting done at a shitty job early.

Yeah. Oh, I'm off. We can cut out? This is fucking great. We can leave early. Yeah. It felt like getting a half day in school. Yes.

You get to go home now. You go, you're sitting in the classroom and then they come over to intercom and they call your name until you come to the office because your mom's here to get you. What today? And you're like, but I'm so excited for it. I talked. I'm no joke I think yesterday I was getting ready

to go edit the special and I'm like grabbing a shirt in my 49er hoodie was there and I just grabbed it and I was like soon I was looking I got mine in the closet just just ready

I got all my big chains and stuff I got my cheese grater hat ready for when we play I love that and by the way shout out the guy that made those cheese grater because those are maybe a little over a year old two years old and you know that guy's making it fucking back. Oh, he's eating now. Because that shit is great.

Great. I mean, they're doing it on TV just, like, they was, they had real, I don't know if they was giving away at the stadium, but they had real cheese graders at the stadium. Every time they beat the Packers and the cheese. And it's, it's the best. It's the best. Your special comes out October 7th. October 6th. October 6th. Netflix. Check it out. Mojo Brooks is fucking hilarious. He's blowing up. You're going to love him. He's going to be a household name and you already are. Yeah. But it's just great to watch a really funny dude ascend. I appreciate that. And I'm sorry the 49ers are going to

have to beat the Bears in the playoffs this year. I'm just really sorry about this. Well, I'm going to tell you this. If you guys have to come to Chicago I'll be there. Okay. We'll get in the suite. Oof. That's a deal. I'm holding you. That's a deal. They come to Chicago, we're in the suite.

And I'm going to be rocking my starter jacket. That's cool. I want you to wear that bullshit. I want you to wear it. You know, I watch the game in Philly. I understand. in Chicago's tough, but I will wear my shit in Chicago. Let me tell you something. Philly is different.

Philly is different. And by the way, all NFL fans know that. Philly is different. They are, don't wear shit in Philly. They fucking want the fight. They want to fight. They want to fight. Between them and the Raiders.

Yeah, but the Raiders are neutered now. Because they're in Vegas. They're all fucking done. They're retired. Get out of here. And by the way. That's some personal shit that just came out right there. They're done.

And if you're a Raider fan and you're from the Bay Area, you let go. Come to the bed. Come to the Niners. I'm not that Rick James thing right now. Come to the fucking 49ers. Because we did. We got a lot of, we got a lot of the Raiders crew.

Did you all? So good luck fucking with 49ers fans. I'm going to tell you like this. If you guys got to come to Chicago in January, in the cold, off the lake. By the way, it is fucking brutal.

Yeah, it's bad. And I remember the last time you guys came to Chicago and we had a fucking tsunami at the, at Soldier Field. Yeah. Remember that game? I do remember that.

You guys won in and you guys slid. I remember that. Came back and beat you. I remember that. You guys slid in the rain. But last time we were there. Oh, no. The game was in,

Sunday night was in San Francisco last year. Yeah, that's when you got us. Yeah, because I was going to, I was saying I wished it was in Chicago because we were there. I wish it was. But we'll wait for the playoffs.

Yeah. Nothing to talk about. See you there. We'll see you there. Watch special October 6th. October 6th, October 6 Netflix, y'all. Make it go number one.

Yeah, dude. You're the man. Appreciate that, man. Appreciate that, man.