Soder - 50: Dog Mayor with David Angelo | Soder Podcast | EP 49

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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With everybody making more stuff, why isn't there anything good anymore? That's a good question. I mean, how many streaming services are my when I go home and I want to watch something, I don't it's like I spend an hour just scrolling through menus. This is all can we just and they have it categorized. It's like, can you just do it by, here's the good stuff. Like why do I have to sort through like all of these like atrocious and it's all bad and you start,

every time I start a show, it's like, I give it 15 minutes. It's like, this is, I also noticed like, it's kind of a country thing. Like there's no, like all these Italian shows, like I'm Italian or genetically or whatever. Sure. They don't know how to make a TV show over there. Well I think that's, that's something I would argue is an American opinion that we felt our whole lives. Yeah. Because I would, we were in a hotel, we were, I was doing the San Jose improv and we were in a hotel

watching, like Katie and I were were just flipping through the hotel TV cause she was with me. And it went to an old BBC show from like the eighties. And you were like, this looks like it was shot on a soundstage. The lighting is horrible. The audio is horrible. And you're like, that used to be everything but American TV. Like American TV in the eighties and 90s we had it right we learned how to make it look warm how to make it look bright most countries have done that but still with other stuff now you're like oh is this made in Italy those BBC show it's like

it's like how you when you have a fever the way you perceive everything is moving too smooth something is wrong yeah It's like why is it everything is moving too smooth. Something is wrong. Yeah, it's like dream camera. Yeah, I feel like I'm watching a dream. But I feel I feel like now with everything with all the with all the movies that are being able to make like I enjoyed Deadpool and Wolverine. But that was the first movie I felt like.

Oh yeah, they nailed the thing that they did it the way I wanted it. It was just like, it was fan service. It was 100% fan service. Right. But why isn't everything good now that we have all this great shit to make it? Well yeah, well that's why Top Gun was like made so much waves because you're like, oh yeah, I forgot what it's like

to go to the movies and enjoy what I'm watching. Yeah. I mean, I'm genuinely excited we're getting like to go to the movies and enjoy what I'm watching. Yeah, I mean I'm genuinely excited we're getting tickets to go see Alien Romulus this Friday. And I'm like excited because they're like, oh no, we've made it scary, they like did it right again. But this is like the 10th Alien movies

where I'm like, try it again, try it again. We're just giving so many chances to retry shit. I know, there's a lot of like it execution is like Stargate as a movie, as a premise that should have been the coolest that could have like topped star wars. You're talking about the one with MacGyver with Richard. That's the show, right? Stargate, the movie, the movie. I didn't see the show and I can't speak to it, but like the movie,

the premise was so cool. It was like it's a gate to where the aliens come in and that explains the pyramids and look like the Egyptian gods and stuff and then you watch you're like this is like atrocious all they had it I don't know what it is sometimes it's that move the show on peacock right now with Anthony Hopkins he's in every trailer oh it's called a time to die time like- Time to Die, Google it. It, which, here's my thought about that. What were you gonna say though about the Hopkins one?

Well, it's like they still spent a ton of money. They spent a lot of money. They got Anthony fucking Hopkins. It's like, why not? If you're gonna spend that much money, then make, that should be good. And it's atrocious. You know what it's like-

It's unwatchable, but getting Anthony Hopkins for a show like that is like getting a $200 bottle of wine or like, like this incredible bottle of wine that's like stayed perfectly in this seller and being like, yeah, we're having microwaveable chicken nuggets with it. But this is it. This should go with like a good fish or something. And they're like, nah, just waste it. Well, they trick you.

It was a catfish. It was really a catfish. I was like, Anthony Hopkins wouldn't, I mean, he's only got so many days left on earth, you figure he's gonna use his time wisely. And then he's there, I mean, it was clearly, he had like a heart out at 11 a.m. Like he didn't put much effort into it.

I'll do it if I'm done by lunch. Yeah, and he's only on screen for maybe like 90 seconds, but he's in every preview and the show is so bad. And it gets you hyped because it shows him in like a classic robe with like, you know, the crown and he's like, then let them die. And you're like, this could be good. And then you see two minutes of it and you go,

this is a shit show. Yeah. It's almost filmed like a Cinemax movie where you're like, there better be bad kids like bad fake tits. That's the style. Actually. That's like the perfect description of the style. It just is like a Cinemax soft core porn. All those guys got out of work now that there's only fans and stuff. So they just went over to like peacock.

They're like, I can do some legitimate acting, but I also think it's crazy to do that show time to die, which takes place in the Roman empire with Anthony Hopkins. When they went and made gladiator two, which looks great. They got Denzel, they got like Pedro Pascal they got like they Ridley Scott I think made it they like made gladiator 2 so it's funny when you put out a shitty TV show that's around the same time period as something else and they do it right but they always do that isn't that don't you think that's a

strategy probably and that works for they're like okay gladiators got people type rush not out until this. So we're going to do some shit. And there's some guy that went to like you pen that's like in a, in a board room that's like, you know, um, Anthony Hopkins his agent was asking about some stuff. Maybe we can make them Caesar and throw them in a show. And they're like, great job, Toby. He's like, thanks, I'm wanted for rape in Pennsylvania.

Cause I took advantage of a drunk girl at a frat party. But it's like those kinds of the people that- That sound works. That's the business. That's the business baby. But it is all commerce. It's just like everything's numbers now. Nothing is like, oh, this guy made this thing

and then it got big. It's cool still when you see things blow up organically. Like, I'd probably say that with the musician Chappell Ronan, I don't know, Chappell Roan. I don't know if you know who she is. I'm way out of the loop on everything. I'm out of the loop, but the fiance loves her and has been listening to her.

She's really good. Yeah. She's got great songs, but she's like on fire right now, the old school way where she like did an album in 2023, no one gave a shit. She was just touring with it and then it like caught on. And now she's selling so much tickets. She sold the most tickets ever for an artist at Lollapalooza and she wasn't even a headliner.

Like that's how it's starting to go where people are like, holy shit, this is like really caught on. I like that that still exists because it doesn't feel like the Taylor Swift marketing thing, a machine of like, oh, someone's big, I released a new version of the same song so I can fucking go over. Right, right, right. We were talking

about this earlier. It's just like the corporate grip on everything right now, even though we act like everything's independent, isn't. It's all like everything's got corporate fingerprints on this. Yeah, you know, a good example is the breakdancing at the Olympics. Yes. That felt like your mom showing up in b-boy pants and being like, you know what's super hip bros? You know what it felt like? It's the authenticity of D.A.R.E. speakers back in the day where they'd be like, hey kids, I'm gonna talk to you about drugs and you're like, you're not the guy I want to talk to about drugs. Yeah, that's back when you were, you wouldn't discourage children from doing drugs. The D.A.R.E. now, it's just the officer like, Hey, don't take it all at once.

Yeah. You know, or he's like, pace yourself. He's like, I got a new, cool, new jingle for a hepidemone or some pharmaceutical. Like Lady Gaga does a pharmaceutical ad where it's like, we were just watching an antidepressant or something it's something it's something that you probably need But probably don't if you look at something I know Simone Biles has it on hers and she does one of those I think it's a drug ad in the fine print on The drug it says this person does not use this really on whatever the one Simone Biles She does it with her mom and something and it's like it says she doesn't use it. They don't use it.

And I was like, of course they don't use it. That's so, but it's, what's crazy is, I'm obsessed with this specifically right now, is, and I mean, I'm talking shit, but we're gonna break this podcast for an ad read. Oh yeah. So I'm talking all the shit in the world. Right.

I'm guilty of it. Everyone's guilty of it. But when a, when a celebrity would be in a commercial in the nineties, like the I'm obsessed right now with the idea of us, what a sellout was when we were growing up. Yeah. And this is old white guy shit. We're like, man, my day. But when someone sold out, you were you were like oh you're a fucking sellout yeah you're a phony right you have no interest in actually doing this

you're just doing this for the money that's why they had the fucking decency to go to Japan so that we never saw it so that it didn't ruin it right that is true they yeah that now it's just like, what else, what, how many things can I contractually be the spokesman of? How many, how many things can I shove down your throat if you're a fan of mine? Right. I mean, the perfect gene is one of them. Don't forget to stop by the perfect gene dot NYC, but it's, uh, it's, it's kind of thematically what we're talking about where it's like all available but we're doing the worst version of it yeah we

have the gear that used to but we don't have the excuses we used to yeah you used to be able to like it's so hard to make a movie and now it's like really easy it's just like can you get like some people together and like and it's like really easy. It's just like, can you get like some people together? And like, and it's like, no, that's too hard. So yeah, we just ran out of excuses and now we're all like, oh yeah, we like just suck. We have no, we can't do anything. But it makes me wonder if, uh, like did the Romans know when it was ending? Were they like, Hey, we kind of suck right now. Like we kind of got it pretty good and it's collapsing. Maybe. I mean, I remember you hear about the Roman empire collapsing when they

were like, you know, Caligula made a, made a horse, a Senator. You remember that? They were always saying that when he made a horse, a Senator, that's when they knew it was. And I'm wearing like in 2024. It's like, I would kill for a horse senator, right? What an upgrade that would be a horse senator They'd always vote nay You know, it's funny those as you're saying that you're like I'm disappointed already in No, I'm thinking in my head, I'm going, we're already there, dude.

You know how many towns have dog mayors? You know? When you'll see on Instagram where you'll be like, that golden retriever isn't just wearing a tie cause it's fun. He actually runs, I'd be so disappointed if they're like, hey, who's the mayor? And they're like, that lab?

You'd be like, oh fuck. He gets assassinated. Yeah. They have to give him like a state funeral. The president has to go and speak at it. He was a good boy. He was a very good boy. Yeah. I mean, that is, uh, the horse Senator. You're right. Let's run a horse for president. I wouldn't even mind that anything ride him to the White House Logan you just want to turn everything off There's a moment where you hope the aliens hit us with like an electric electromagnetic pulse

Where everything shuts down and we have to go like I kind of got crazy back there. I was showing my dick online Like all these people are like I'm showing my asshole to everybody dude It would be so crazy if we had to get by on our actual skills and I'd be diverse Yeah instantly I'd be dead even if you didn't have money like if you just went to a barter system Yeah, what would we give them? like to get for me to go to like the Toyota factory and Convince them to give me a Toyota Camry What could I possibly do to them? I will tell you some jokes for an hour. They would be like,

what are you fucking crazy? I'm building a car. Leave me alone. And I'd be like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jimmy here macho man doing Huey Lewis. And they're like, he's fucking got, but then there wouldn't be one guy who's like, don't you know him? Yeah, yeah, they'd be like, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, they say the harder rock and roll is the beat, yeah.

And they'd be like, you can drive my car, I won't give you one. That's the power of love, brother. Yeah, what, make a, make a strong man weak, make another man sing, turn a hawk to a little white dove more than a feeling that's the power of love and then he just hands me the keys yes buddy it's out front and we just detail it maybe a Corolla I don't know about a camera give you a Corolla for that if we ever go back to the barter system there's just gonna be what nobody does anything you go to an office

you sit at a computer, you don't do anything. They send emails, you email about doing work eventually. And then they're not getting to it. Yeah. There's nothing happens. No one does anything. I'm going to get to that. Yeah. My, in this room, Mike is the only one that does work. Yeah. And puts it up. You have a product at the end of the day. All my emails are, I'm going to get to it. Yeah, I'm about to get to it.

I'll get to that soon. I'll do that. Yeah, man, it is. You hope. When civil as they are, current civilization winds down. Whoever survives. If they ever reboot the Internet and they watch all this, they're going to be like, Oh shit.

I know they're going to make a bad show about it. It'll look like a porno. 2021. It's just like she created only fans. You're Mike only fan. And he's like, yeah, it's Hopkins is in it. Yeah. I'm still alive.

He's just a head. Yeah. It always blows my mind that it gets to that. Like, um, I saw, I go to like these sites that dump all these news articles because I like random, I like reading random stories. And I read this story today that was in the Wall Street Journal about a woman that was a escort for the 1%. And she said just everybody would like lie to each other to make it seem

okay. Where she like all the hookers would be like, I went to boarding school and I used to ski in the Alps. And then all of like the Johns were like, I'm not lonely. I'm just super Everyone's lying to them. You should be like I'm a hooker and you're like I'm a John That's like old school hookers. You just drive up and be like will you blow me for 20 bucks and they're like move over But now it's like a backstory where you have to like almost write a show to get a hooker I know that should be an acting class at UCB. Yes, How to be a hooker. Improv for hookers. I'm improv for hookers 201. I passed my class. Guys come to my class show. Just ladies and fishnets doing

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Online? I bet if you're doing the old school. The old 42nd street? Oh, there, yeah. You can't tell it, the way everyone dresses now, the way they dress? Yeah, you also could, like trying to find a hooker in person. In linear form?

In linear? Analog hooker? Analog hooker, you'd be like, excuse me, Mr. You a hooker in person in linear form in linear analog hooker analog hooker you'd be like excuse me mister you a hooker and they'd be like what the fuck and then they're recording you so now you're online it's like watch this guy think I'm a hooker and you're like I just wanted a hooker right right right but yeah I don't know how they would do it yeah used to have remember that movie Pretty Woman with yeah Julie Roberts, which you can't tell me a hooker didn't produce because they made it look like hooking was the best.

It was so awesome. You can choose if you're not gonna kiss a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hookers. Act like the John's not gonna force a kiss on you. But they had a whole scene, and there was a whole element of that movie early on where they were like, you cannot dress, she had boots up to her knees, and knees and like you you look like a hooker

You can't come into this you can't come into the hotel looking like that now to go get her a makeover These days, you know, you just think she was the catering manager for crazy. I mean the way that everyone's dressed She's actually a general manager the hotel Yeah, that's crazy because in the 80s specifically in the 80s and then I think in early 90s, they really pushed this whole like pro hooker agenda with risky business. When Tom Cruise is like, my parents are gone. I'm going to be a pimp for the weekend and I'm going to have all my high school friends fuck hookers, which would have been that you would have gotten so many kids venereal diseases

and shit. All these kids would have been at high school like, so many kids venereal diseases and shit. All these kids would have been a high school like, dude, I think that girl you gave me got crabs. And then there was risky business, pretty woman, milk money. Do you remember milk money? No. Melanie Griffith Griffin Griffith. Griffith played a hooker. Yeah. And this, the main character pretends she's not a hooker yeah and this the main character pretends she's not a hooker so she'll he'll fall in love so her dad will fall in love with her it's a rom-com pretend she's not so her dad his dad yeah and Harris yeah and Melanie yeah

dude and she's the hooker I'm gonna show you the trailer. We're gonna edit it in right now so that people can home watch it. Oh, because of? They're literally so young. They're under sixth grade. Yeah, you have to understand if you are not, if we didn't edit this in and you gotta go watch Milk Money trailer, we're talking about like nine-year-olds. Pre-pubescent. Yeah. Going to get a hooker. Who should have no urge to know what a hooker is? And I We're talking about like nine year olds. Pre-pubescent. Yeah. Pre-pubescent boys. Going to get a hooker. Who should have no urge to know what a hooker is. And I know this sounds selfish, but hear me out.

We're all whores. Bring back movie trailer guy. Pablo Francisco got a great bit out of it, but bring him back. They don't do this anymore. And it made you, it made you amped up for the movie. Yeah, cause you made it being like, it was almost like this voice of God.

Yeah, it was like, oh, this'll be cool. Coming up, these boys don't know what they're doing is a sex crime. You could be the guy. That's what I'm saying. You should hire me. Hire me to be the fucking, but here, I'll show you the rest of the trailer.

Cause this is, as a concept, just a wild movie. What it is, I'm actually blown away by this. I want to do a concept just a wild movie. What it is I'm actually blown away by this. I want to do a watch along in this movie. I might have to do a watch along in this movie. I mean that's crazy. So the whole point is that and by the way it works they like fall in love and then his dad fucking marries a hooker. How about Milk Money too called Meet the Family. She's got a heart of gold and that's the thing. I was expecting kind of like an Anthony Michael Hall,

a Ferris Bueller type. These are legitimate, Hollywood in the 80s by the way, a lot of it, this is like controversial, they push, they're grooming. They're hardcore grooming so much. Well look at those little girls. Those little girls watched that hooker and they went like this.

That's bad. Yeah. That's very bad. And you're like, hey, if I were one of their dads, I'd be like, well there's a hooker walk around downtown. What do you do? I'd beat the shit out of Ed Harris. Dude, you're bringing a hooker around my fucking kid?

What's wrong with you? And I'm not like, button up. I'm pretty fucking, I'm ap I'm, I'm apolitical, but I'm pretty socially liberal where I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing with a hooker around here? It's super weird. They have every movie from like back to the future even. Well, when you think about it, it's like, no, but it's like, how many high schoolers do you know that are friends with like a 60 year old man who lives by himself and a genius scientist

He shows up he shows up at high school. Hey Marty get in my cool car. We gotta go somewhere You can't tell anyone about it It's not pedophilia if you go back to the 50s That's the whole reason Emma Brown. I'm a Brown was can, I can get around these pedophilia laws. Back in 1950. I was only 18. Technically we're the same age. He goes, I don't know about this doc. He's like, no, just let me suck you. Let me suck you in the DeLorean. So weird. All those movies like the karate kid is the same.

Like they're all the Mitch's match of like a teenager and an old man in town. You're ruining all my favorite movies, but you're not wrong. They get drunk at one point, don't they? Doesn't Miyagi get drunk? He gives him a car, he gives him a car. He's got a bunch of cars. Wax on, you tell me that's not some kind of, they had a scene where they were getting hit,

he was waxing his butthole. Daniel-san, he's called Sucker Miyagi. He goes, oh yeah, he goes, I don't know Mr. Miyagi, this doesn't seem like it seems to me karate. He goes, nah, sucka diddik. Yeah, there's a scene though that he's upset about his dead wife and he's very drunk. And then Daniel LaRusso has to put him in bed.

Now you tell me, you be the judge. I'm just saying that's- That's LaRusso raping Miyagi. Then you said, I woke up in my bed and he goes, you wanted me there. You wanted me there Miyagi. And he goes, I didn't know. Miyagi-san, there's no consent.

He's like, it's consent if you drink sake with me. I'm from New Jersey. I'm gonna show you how the Russo's like it's consent if you drink Saki with me. I'm from New Jersey. I'm going to show you how the LaRusso's do it. Hold on. I want to see the end. Are they from New Jersey? Oh yeah. That was the whole funniest part. Oh that's right. They move to New Jersey. This is a loud mouthed Kinzo from New Jersey. Comes to California. Cause the show Cobra Kai, which fucking does rule. It is cool. Cause they switched the whole thing. But a guy did that on YouTube where he was like, Daniel LaRusso is actually the bad guy. He like shows up,

takes Johnny Lawrence's girlfriend and he like then beats them up in front of everybody at a tournament. And you're like, perspective, man. I want to watch the end of this trailer because this is now with fresh eyes on that. Let's try to put it in this. We're going to try. If it doesn't work, old copyright strike. And if you reported us, I hope you find a lump under your armpit. I truly do. You fucking snitch. You've got nothing better to do than go like, oh they're watching it. They're having a good time watching a fucking movie trailer. Why is it copyright? This is relevant to current events. Yeah. That's the

thing. Milk money, we're dealing with inflation. This is an important, this is relevant to current events yeah that's the thing milk money we're dealing with inflation this is an important this is a piece of documentary record that we can use it's it's fair use because we have the relevant current events to associate it with. You've met my legal counsel David Angelo. That's right. He's Italian so it's in the blood. Believe the source. We grew up in the court system. They came for us. This thing of ours. Here, let's watch the end of, because by the way, if I would have hypothetically gotten a hooker for Gary, my father, and then just shown up with it, my dad would have gone like this. All right, that's a party. I'm gonna need you to go play.

and then just showing up with it. My dad would have gone like this. All right, that's a party. I'm gonna need you to go play. What's her rate? Hey pal, what's her rate? Oh my God. I mean, grooming. They just do the whole scene where they're like.

She's taking her clothes off in class. I gotta watch this. Also you wanna go, and she fucks for money. So she's great at it. Like that's the selling point. Do you think they phone it in? I've never been with a hooker, but I imagine I've never I've never I've never purchased a hooker.

Yeah, I can see them just being quite quitting and, you know, not putting the effort in. I feel like, you know, when athletes are in a contract year and they like absolutely blow up and you're like, and then the next season they're like a little more quiet. I think that's probably like, they're quiet, they don't care, get down to business, it starts happening. When they want it to be over, I bet they turn it on

and it's like incredible. And then they're like, all right, now I need my money, I gotta get out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like they can. Yeah, cause they're paid by the job, not the hour. Exactly, so they're kind of like. So they have to be good.

Or they are kind of paid by the hour cause the guy's like, you know, get them for an hour. Oh yeah, that's true, too. So I wonder if they just like. They draw it out. Well, it's also like boxers, boxers will take them. $20 million budget. $20 million budget for milk money.

In those days by the way, in those days. That's 20 million that money. What did Three Amigos cost? I bet it's less than that, I bet it's less than that. Then a Hooker movie. Yeah. God I wanna watch Milk Money now. Because they probably had to pay like,

that was probably, that movie was probably done to buy off so many people that's how the Hollywood used to work they'd be like oh and this guy's blackmailing me so he's got to be the set designer on this movie I'll give him this guy's blackmailing me so that's how they would do that's how you get a 20 million dollar Ed Harris right it takes place in a suburban house location That's one location for locations. Maybe they come to the city for a day. They do a day of city. What did Oh milk money. So lost lost money lost two million damn it was in the red. No money to yeah that jugs

of milk is what I would have called it. I mean do you chocolate milk? It'd be a black Jack That would make milk money with a black hooker, let's see that her head Harris is like No fuck you She's a math teacher But it's a black or just a fiery like Latino hooker, like a Puerto Rican hooker who's like, by the way, all your jewelry, that's not real China. And he's like, how do you know? You went through it. But what's the like loving message at the end?

Because he keeps being like, it's the kid pumping up the hooker. Yeah, it is very odd. Oh, they got Randy Newman too. And she's a hooker. She's a hooker and she workin'. That's so funny. And she gonna take your dad for everything he's got. Love to see you smile.

Well, Randy Newman, that's 10 million of the budget right there. Worth every penny. She grew up in a bad neighborhood and she's like, I'm a hooker. He's a little white kid whose mom died. You're going to marry my dad. She's like, bitch, I ain't going to do no such thing. I ain't doing that shit. You crazy ass little,

what the hell wrong with these little white boys now? I want you to meet my dad. Her dad was a MAGA Republican. And he's like, who is this? Who the fuck is this black woman in our living room? I told her I'm not voting for Kamala. He needs a new mom. She's a black hooker I think we just got

greenlit that's too good that's too good 26 million dollars for milk money to chocolate milk and we could David Angelo and I are writing it we could make it with that money these days with the cameras now are you kidding me we could make it for fucking four million and then split 22 million between the three of us. I can be on so much fentanyl by Christmas. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'd be wearing Kleenex boxes and shoes like Howard.

Like the Harvey is. The dream, the Hollywood dream. To get so wealthy you get mentally ill. That's where it is. That's truly the, that's the final goal, is to get so rich that you can be crazy and everyone around you just says yes. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah, I did see this. People that worked for Ye are saying that this dentist got Kanye hooked on laughing gas and it's driven him insane. And it's like. Yeah, well, it's really, I don't know nothing about that beyond that, what what you but like that's when you start getting into Whippets and stuff. Oh, yeah, so then you start doing it all the time in an uncontrolled like crazy way

He's putting up a surprise. Yeah, you're like fucking up your brain. Yeah, and it's it's crazy that there's like I Wonder if this dentist I keep thinking does this dentist have other clients? So your guy's getting like worked on, he goes, is that Kanye? And that guy, here he goes, hi, and that chair in the next room, getting laughing gas, was that Kanye? He goes, oh, you're incisor,

looks like it's a little infected. And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, quick question again. You know the guy in the space helmet, and his wife is dressed in Saran wrap? Is that, that's the dentist? That's the dentist? Come on. Dude, come on. That is not, that's like a porn dentist.

That looks like Vin Diesel. That's what he is. I only live my life. One nitrous oxide is a dime. That's so he is. Oh, my life. One night just oxide is a dime. I'm going to, that's not that desk. That's really him. You know, generally, and I'm not board certified, but when you go see a dentist, you want them to have sleeves.

I think that's something you have for life of Kanye West dentist tattooed Thomas Connolly dubbed himself the father of diamond dentures Dentistry and boasts superstar client list as he's accused of getting rapper hooked on nitrous oxide This is on the Daily Mail case you want to come for me the biggest red flag perfect gene money You won't Kanye did? Kanye's new album is he's on Whippets. Yeah. So they're saying that he's been he's been stuck with claims that he got the

rapper hooked on Nitrous Oxide, who obviously the dentist denied it. Um, but he did fit Kanye West with $850,000 titanium dentures. Wow. Who else is his client? He doesn't need any other. So funny when a guy like that tries to dress regular. Yeah, they look like monsters. He goes, hey, how you doing?

I definitely, it's what they do. This is what they do in porn. By the way, I think he's got hair tits, but they're bad hair tits. The suits always look tear away. Yeah. You want to go, you're not wearing underwear under those slacks, are you?

And he goes, absolutely not. Absolutely not. And I have a Prince Albert. I mean, kind of it looks crazy with those, with those. Those are implants? Those titanium dentures. Oh, dentures. It looks like he's got done.

He's got, he's removed all his teeth? Well, I think it's like. Oh, you put it on. Yeah, you put it over it. But else is his I mean dude the way he makes his wife dress is Objectively, I here's the thing. I think Kanye West is an incredible musician. Obviously. He's made insanely Awesome songs his talent for music that documentary on Netflix was heartbreaking You wonder if people like him ever snap out of it and come around and then he's like married to that girl and he's like,

Hey, sorry I made you dress like that. Like he just makes her wear like cat sweaters later is like, put your tits away miss. Connelly who's a father of five obviously juggles his dental work with body building. Connelly. I mean the biggest problem here for me is a dentist who's Irish. Irish dentistry? You can't do that.

You can't do that? That is a problem, that's no good. He's like, you should have known going into it. Oh, well, it looks as if your teeth, you need a little more of the laughing gas. Yeah, what are you giving it to? He goes, this right here is Leprechaun dreams. Suck in the Leprechaun dreams.

And you're going, ah. But I almost, I think having a dentist that's super into nitrous oxide like that, at first, rules. At first, you're like, Dr. Lisa, I'm not going to give her a last name, because we're going to the dentist tomorrow. If my dentist was like, do you want some nitrous oxide? I'd be like, I don't got spots.

I got one spot, let me rip. And then I'd be like, woo. But like all the time, getting hooked on something like that seems like more of a pain in the ass. Well, it's more, that's how Elvis started, was the doctor was giving him the drugs. That's how they all, that's how they got Michael Jackson. That's why it that's how Elvis started was the doctor was giving them the drug. That's how they all, that's Michael Jackson. Yeah. That's what it's getting. Kanye, Michael Jackson.

I got an endoscopy like six years ago or whatever, and they had to give, they had to put me under to look at, you know, to shove a tube down my throat. And when I woke up, I was like, this is the greatest I've ever felt in my life. I asked the nurse, I was like, can I have this again? Yeah. And she was like, this is the greatest I've ever felt in my life. I asked the nurse, I was like, can I have this again? And she was like, no. And I was like, I'm sorry, I'm an addict. But she was like, yeah.

As I'm recovering, she goes, that's the stuff that killed Michael Jackson. And you're like, oh. I'll take another round though. Yeah. Get two, get one for everybody. Let's all go to sleep together. Well, thank you.

Do you have Conrad Murray's number? Do you have Conrad, that's the doctor. I'm looking to get some diamond fangs shoved in my face and I'm gonna make Katie wear nothing but shopping bags. It's so crazy just to make people wear. Tell your wife to go like we're a poncho and high heels and she goes okay. At one point the Daily Mail is obsessed with her, the wife, yeah, sensory or something. Yeah. Bianca sensor or something. There's a story about her every, every outfit she puts on. They do an article,

but one time it was literally just dog shit. I like it though. It's bad, but it's like kind of interesting because you see stuff you don't see otherwise. But at one point the outfit was just her holding a pillow. I saw that. I hate like a cat hat. She was wearing like a cat hat and holding a pillow. But it's so funny if you like work at Starbucks and she comes in and you're like, you're grande expert. Oh, and she goes, sorry, I gotta hold my pillow. Thank you. Uh, also she's on like an airplane holding that. She's like,

I can't, oh, you know what? This folder, miss, you can't have your tits and pussy out here on Delta. Even if you're trying to sleep on the plane, you can't have your tits and pussy out. I hate that policy. It's such a crack down. Since nine 11, they've cracked down. It's so specifically, it's so Delta. Oh, it's so Delta. Yeah. That's so wild to me that doctors always be if you're famous They want you to come back because they're billing

Well make a lot of money and also look at that guy this whole thing is he boasts an a plus a you know Like a a list stars yet, so I gotta worry about Shane and Nate. I can't have them going to doctors Shane's gonna be like like, nah, dude, this guy rules. He's just doing it. He goes, we all do. Or like Nate's like, have you ever met my, have you met my body building dentist? I'm afraid of my super famous friends just getting hooked on nitrous and shit like that. Yeah, no, that's a, that is a path you don't want to go down, but it's also an indication that you truly are successful is when doctors are trying to get you fucked up all the time Or just trying to see you. Yeah

What are you doing later? I don't know. You're a doctor. Why are you hanging out with me? My doctors are always like, we can come back in February Yeah, that's exactly Yeah, my doctor's your heart. You have a heart attack? Yeah, fuck you Dr. Schmel, I tried getting like one of those plaque tests to see how bad my heart is.

And he goes, no. He just told me no. He goes, no, you're too young. I was like, no, I want to get that look. And he goes, I don't give a shit. You're too, it was a calcium test. I was looking to see a calcium test. And he goes, he just flat out told me no.

This guy, fucking Kanye's doctor is like, I'll give you three. You want to do a calcium test? I'll give you three calcium tests. I'll have you, you want to get high off calcium? Kanye's like, yes, yes I do. With his dentures in? You know, you get high on calcium. It's very expensive.

You need a lot of milk money. Ah, milk money too. Come in the theaters. Cal calcium edition. Damn dude. If we can get $24 million, why don't I mean, have you ever tried to sell a movie that you were like, I know this is bullshit, but they'll definitely make this. No, I've never got anything made. Why don't you, I mean you can, cause I've always tried. I've always put a lot of effort in and made stuff that I would want to watch.

And they, they shoot it down. Anytime I have a great idea and I go through the laborious process of writing it and developing it and having this whole world built, they usually buy the script and then they go, we kind of needed something a little more dumb. Yeah, it's crazy. I've had ideas where I've been like, like we sold a show and

I've talked about this fucking ad nauseam, but we've we sold a show with Stone Cold Steve Austin, a cartoon to Peacock. And we got approval of the WWE. We went through so much stuff. And then they just went like, no. Really, even a cartoon? I thought they were clamoring for cartoons. We had Stone Cold, like we wrote the show

with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and they were like, nah. And they're like, well, what are you guys gonna make? And they're like, Ted, the cartoon. And you're like all right all right and so when people get upset that there's nothing like we're doing at the beginning of this show that there is nothing good it's all because people who make a lot of this stuff yeah don't want to make a risk because they want to keep their jobs but they get fired anyway that's what I understand that they don fired anyway. Well, they don't understand that.

They don't understand. Like Netflix right now doesn't understand that it's doing a disservice to stand up. It thinks that it's helping stand up by, oh, well, these people get large numbers. We'll put these people on our platform, but you're not growing anything. It's kind of the way a little bit comedy clubs

are doing that right now, where they're going like, I know friends of mine that open for me or that I that I just know comedy clubs have reached out and gone like sorry man we're only booking people with like huge social media followings and you go are they good at stand-up right or are they just incredibly popular right now yeah well if they sell tickets I get the perspective of the club you just want to make money, but they used to I Don't want to be too much of an old man right now, but they used to Understand that and go okay

If these people are selling a lot of tickets We'll do them Wednesday and Sunday and then these like legitimate comics can do Thursday Friday Saturday And as we build with them, hopefully there'll be this continual like I have a lot of great relationships with clubs that have over the years built up with me, and you kinda know like, hey, last time we sold out four out of five, maybe next time we sell out five out of five, but they don't realize

by booking these like social media people, they're just gonna come in and do the club and sell out, and then they're gonna go like, well, I'm going to the theater, fuck you, I have no interest in working the club again. This is just you're just a check to me. Yeah. And that's a lot of what these TV shows are and shit. It's just people like Chuck Loran shit that are going, I don't know, I got an idea

about a kid. He's a fucking gets a hooker for his dad. And they go great. Instead of a movie where you're like, that's actually a pretty good look at like what prostitution is in modern era. And they're like, we don't want to. Yeah. Anything that makes you think is kind of tough. But the, the idea to me is like, if you're a television executive, you working in entertainment, don't you want to be kind of like, like I get in the show business because I wanted to like work in like the

circus. Sure. I wanted it to be crazy. Sure. And if you're an entertainment executive, don't you want to have like some crazy times? But they just like, they keep making like the most like tepid, boring, like it can't be fun on these sets. Yeah. You know, whereas in like the seventies and eighties, it was like, okay, our main, our, our lead is a cocaine addict, but you know what, we're gonna have a good time. I mean, dude, look what they did with like Mork and Mindy.

Are you even like, they always said like Robin Williams was out of his fucking tits, but the show worked. And like Animal House, they're like, dude, everyone was a real fucking problem. And you're like, and it created a great movie. What's the golf one? Caddyshack. Caddyshack makes absolutely no sense.

There's no way that- no way unwatchable. It is the worst movie ever, but we came out and it was like, all right, you know, but we get it today. Hired Rodney Dangerfield, who had never acted before. Yeah, because never acted. That's the glory of when Hollywood was fun because everyone was doing drugs, even the executives. Yeah. So and they were all being blackmailed again.

We go back to this. So they're like, all right, we got to do this. Well, get'll get danger field in dude It's one of my favorite Hollywood stories of all time is danger field the first day of filming He was on the golf course doing his lines They did a couple takes and then he gets done and he goes over to like a PA or like the assistant director Then he's like, yeah, I'm bombing and they're like what he's like, I'm bombing and they're like, what? He's like, I'm doing terrible out there.

And they're like, Rodney, we can't laugh at you. We're being filmed. It's like picking up the audio and he's like, oh, you like had no idea. Like that simple thing of like, I just thought I was doing real bad. And you're like, no, you're doing awesome. But like.

Hadn't he ever seen a movie? I get not being in one, but like, surely he'd seen a movie and there wasn't a laugh track. I don't know. Maybe he thought like everyone's laughing. I mean, I mean, exactly. He might have been out of his mind. I didn't know it was a movie.

It's like, oh, it's not really playing golf. Honestly, my teeth can't stop chattering. Yeah. I mean, a good danger field. Yeah. Do you do? Is that thing you're known for? Yeah, I do danger. He's one of the voices I do.

Okay. He's one of my secret little voices in my head. Yeah. One of the ones telling me to shoot all the bad. No, I'm kidding. That's how you realize. A mass shooter that does voices. Who's Rodney Dangerfield?

Yeah, he goes, hey, you're all gonna pay. Rodney, the Rodney Dangerfield mass shooter. He goes, oh, hey, she broke up with me. I wrote a manifesto. I get no respect. Yeah. I'm telling you, my wife left me. Now I'm gonna clear out the mall.

Yeah. I got fired from the post office. Now everyone's gotta die. There we go, there's the character. There it is. There it is. I got fired from the post office. No one's gonna die There we go. There's the character Mass shooter danger Rodney Dangerfield is a mass shooter is so fucking funny Hey, you might you might know my gang. Well, not as a truck called mafia Yeah, something about all my it's this little thing of ours. We shoot jocks

Everybody's gonna die Everybody's gonna pay there you go. Wow. Look at that You know, they said you couldn't make mass shooter jokes funny and that we've done it. Yeah, that's really what With that what can you that's it? Dangerfield is so funny that dude, I appreciate you coming on the podcast. David Angelo's special out on YouTube right now. Right now you can go over if you if you're in the search bar, it's called New York Legend. Yeah. Shot like an old grimy.

That intro is sick. Honestly, the best intro I've ever seen on a special thank you I appreciate it is very fucking cool it's a great special very funny David Angelo New York legend make sure you check it out follow him you