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Episode Date: February 3, 2026Hi. In today's episode of Even More News, Katy, Cody, and Jonathan parse through information revealed in the recent release of the Epstein files. Big surprise, Trump appears frequently, as do... Elon Musk and many others in Trump’s orbit. They also discuss Tulsi Gabbard, who reportedly hid a whistleblower complaint in a safe and put Trump on speakerphone with the agents who searched the Georgia election office, which is bad.And as always, we recorded right before that big thing that happened.Check out our new show STREAMIN' MORE NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/live/a3OYcDbd_EcPATREON: https://patreon.com/somemorenewsMERCH: https://shop.somemorenews.comYOUTUBE MEMBERSHIP: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvlj0IzjSnNoduQF0l3VGng/join#EpsteinFiles #ElonMusk #evenmorenewsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hi, on today's episode, we go through the most recent revelations in the Epstein files, spent way too long on Elon's embarrassing attempts to visit the island, and wonder what Tulsi Gabbard has been hiding.
Oh, welcome back to even more news, the first, the only news podcast.
My name is Katie Stoll.
Hello, Katie Stoll. It's Cody Johnston.
There's no bit. There's nothing. I'm just saying good.
morning hello everybody just straight to business that's what we are two people straight
what's in the news john do did it did breaking news jonathan is also here
oh hi so so i get a bit you guys can go bitless and i've got a you know i wouldn't i wouldn't
dream of taking away your bit i'm just not participating today you'd have nothing to do
yeah okay my goodness but also like what's in the news jonathan
Epstein files. We got to talk about them now because it'll be...
We do. Got to talk about them now.
So 3.5 million files released, unreleased, released again. The website's crashing. The website's working.
Maybe they took them down. Who knows? Lots of new material. Lots of accusations against President Trump that range from the interviews with FBI agents all the way to anonymous or a, uh, uh,
calls coming into the FBI tip line, many of which seem very outlandish, many of which didn't
receive follow-up. So there's a lot going on here. We can start with some of the Trump stuff.
There's a lot of specific allegations against him in there. And again, some of the old Jane Doe
story, some of the stuff that we knew about. There's some more material there.
And he has just kind of not been weighing in as much these days, which seems like a smart move on his part.
Probably don't add fuel to that fire because there's already a lot of fuel.
This, yeah, we need to go through some of this.
It's outrageous.
There's so much three and a half million documents.
I personally think, we can get into this.
I personally think was on purpose to, um,
overwhelm people with information, everything that's unverified and whatnot.
Create an error of mystery and confusion.
It takes forever for people to go through it.
We're still going to continue getting different tidbits from this dump of documents.
But it's horrifying.
The stuff that's in there is horrifying.
We don't know which things are true or which things are not, but I will say this,
where there's smoke, there's fire.
So I don't think there's a world where I will ever believe that some of it is not true.
At least some of it.
They had a, I mean, if we're talking specifically about Trump, then, yeah, they had a very long relationship that isn't much discussed.
And it would be, yeah, I think it would be considering their relationship of many years, which we've talked about on the show, it would be pretty unbelievable if none of it was true.
And if any of it is, it's really, really disgusting and horrifying.
And we're going to, you know, we're going to talk about Trump a little more specifically,
but there are a lot of people implicated in these still.
And it really does seem like no one is going to face any consequences.
And part of that is because the lead pedophile who's still alive is the president.
And if he wasn't involved, I feel like there might be more movement on it because you have,
you have to the people his little people they have to defend him and it's very hard to do when
there's all these other people and all these accusations and it's just it seems like if he wasn't
involved in justice might be more likely um just because he's there and obviously like you know
uh bill clinton is uh very much implicated even though he's like i didn't i didn't do nothing man um
but very heavily implicated many other people.
And you can see some calls for like, we got to, everybody face consequences.
We got to do this.
But like they don't really mean that.
Yeah, like let the chips fall.
Like, oh, really?
You know the chips are not going to fall to the guy who's the president because he's the president.
Exactly.
So it's just, it's, yeah, everything's really disgusting.
Really disgusting.
Enraging.
I'll take a slight detour, but against the backdrop of everyone's scrubs.
screaming Democrats only want to put, don't want to deport the rapists.
Don't want to deport the rapists and the pedophiles and the criminals.
And yet we've got these goons that are full of rapists bashing in people's cars and abducting
people, assaulting them at detention centers.
We've got the chief rapist running the country.
And yet they have the audacity to say that the only reason people are paid protesters
filming is because they want to keep the criminals.
Fuck all of you.
Fuck you.
Also, as we've discussed many times, as obvious at this point, they're not just going
after the criminals anyway, obviously.
Are they even at all?
They don't need warrants.
They're appealing the judge's ruling so that they can try to get the five-year-old
back in jail.
It's disgusting.
Anyway, but Epstein files.
I don't want to, when I say, oh, well, we have all these unsubstantiated calls to the FBI
tip line.
I am not trying to come across as saying, like, well, all this Trump stuff is obviously
not true.
But when you read about the Robin Leach strangling a teenager to death in front of the cartel or
whatever, it's kind of hard to separate.
Like, and we talked about this before we started, it's hard to separate what's
what's just some call coming into the tip line versus who was interviewed by the FBI versus is this
document even real or not because I've been fooled by stuff over the weekend and a lot of people
have. But there is stuff in here. I mean, there is a sworn testimony of someone witnessing
Trump telling them, oh, you should never say anything if you don't want to disappear like
the 12 year old. I'm capable of having your whole family killed. That kind of.
stuff is in here
and it's quite startling
and obviously with
the barrage of news
over the weekend plus the premiere of
Melania, it's very, very hard
to... Directed by Brett Ratner, also
in these docks.
Fun, fun, fun.
It seems like if you were
having a good week up until the
release of the files, if you were Peter
Atia and you were
just hired to be part of CBS News,
if you were Brett Ratner and your
comeback movie was coming out if you were the guy that Trump just picked to run the Fed
you your name was guaranteed to be in these files so yeah guiltiest man alive
like 80s man alive like 80 years running so yeah a lot of the allegations also like you alluded
to are like yeah he talks like that yeah he loves to pretend he's like that kind of guy even if they
weren't even if like some of like the threat examples weren't like brought to fruition he talks like that and he
wants to be that kind of guy.
He's a casino guy.
Like, it's all part of the profile, as it were.
Again, we've all always known who he was.
When you see clips of him from the 90s, early 2000s,
universally derided.
People hated him.
People knew exactly who he was.
He was always been disgusting.
None of this should be a shock.
It's not a shock.
but there's plenty of people that pretend there's nothing to see there.
It's so frustrating because one of the elements, as Jonathan has already mentioned,
there's some things that might be unsubstantiated or they'll say left a voicemail to follow up and no response in the notes.
We don't know what is true or not true in terms of their effort to follow up and investigate these allegations.
But now we're also hearing from all the lawyers representing plaintiffs and women that have stories and information to share.
All of these, they're saying that they've never been contacted.
They're saying that, you know, there's been no attempt.
All of the delay in releasing these files was because, you know, they were trying to protect victims' identities and they didn't.
there were victims names still in the documents for all to see but all the powerful people yeah
we'll we'll block out those and photos of some people there was C-SAM in the release that they
they're like sorry except they didn't say sorry and then yeah of course so took it back like not just
not following the law that passed a couple months ago but like like incompetence and arrogance
about it as well.
It's like evil to be that incompetent
and then release the child sexual abuse material
on the public website.
And then quickly take down the stuff
mentioning Donald Trump, but it was too late
and then need to put it back up again.
There was also like a lot of people
were really downplaying
how much contact they had with Epstein
when they cut off contact with him.
Howard Lutnik claims that back in 2000,
Oh, this guy was a creep. I had nothing to do with him.
Nope, there are emails in 2012 where you're like, where should we land?
Because we're in St. Bart's. Where should we land at the island?
Well, give me direct coordinates because we're going to meet up.
Also, here's the families that we're bringing and here's all the ages of the kids,
which is maybe just manifest stuff. People got to know at ports or whatever.
But it's weird to send Jeffrey Epstein an email with all the ages of your kids and
their friends' kids that you're bringing.
It's weird.
And of course, Elon Musk.
who, it appears, was quite desperate to be invited to the, quote, wildest parties that Jeffrey Epstein
was having. What day slash night will be the wildest party on your island? Do you have any
parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year, and so once my kids head
home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St. Barts or somewhere or elsewhere
and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite
of what I'm looking for, emailed on Christmas morning 2012.
Yeah.
That one's real, right?
I didn't get fooled by that.
That one is real.
There are other real ones as well.
The ones on Christmas morning are real.
Yeah, Vivian confirmed that they were there at that time.
Yeah, the least subtle man that you could possibly imagine just over.
and over and over me like I'm here for the wild parties I don't think I'm not looking for like
the standard time and there's the one's sort of relaxing I want the party party um and like
I think you're about to read the other one about the UN I wasn't going to read it but I was
going to talk about it go ahead it's hilarious just like he keeps emailing Jeff Epstein
with the island about his island parties and Epstein's like yeah there's
There's like a, I forget what the event was, something with the UN, and he was having a party.
And Elon was like, well, I'm not, I'm actually like really tired from all the rocket stuff.
And I don't really, like, the idea of hanging out with a bunch of like egg heads for the UN sounds really boring.
And like, Epstein's like, yeah, man, obviously.
I'm Jeff Epstein.
I'm talking about a wild party, you fucking idiot.
It's so funny.
So, uh, I do want to directly read.
the tweet. He's been tweeting nonstop trying to be like, I was the one, no one's called for the
release of these and the prosecution of the criminals more than me. And like the one thing that may have
saved Elon is that he's not really the kind of guy you want at your parties, no matter what
kind of parties they are. So he may have been saved by witnessing or doing something terrible by the
fact that nobody wanted him around. 100%. It's his, him. He's too, he's too much. But to be clear,
all of this happened.
I mean, this is, we all knew who Jeffrey Epstein was
and what he was about by this point in time.
Yes, this is 2012, so it's years post
sweetheart. Regardless about him
showing up or not.
And that's one of the things that's
not surprising about all of these,
this treasure trove of horror
is that so many people didn't give a shit
after, like now they might say
Epstein,
terrible, release the fight.
but they were trying to get in his good graces this whole time.
Did you, we're going to talk about this,
but did you see the Brian Johnson tweet thread?
He, in like 2019, emailing and set up a meeting with Epstein.
The teenager blood guy?
Yeah, he goes, basically, he was saying,
eight years ago I met Epstein via Zoom.
And it only lasted 10 minutes because I could tell
there was something dark about this man.
And I felt physically sick.
I had no idea.
And so then I never saw my like, fuck you.
You're just head of people live
Throne Zoom, buddy
Eight years ago
Eight years ago
I was too busy
Swapping Blood with my teenage son
I can't
I don't know why he talks like Elon
I was too busy being normal
To hang out with those freaks
Anyway
Back to what Jonathan was setting up
No I just have a thing
Because I was I thought about this thing
For hours yesterday
I could like okay so
Well to preface this actually
So he this tweet is very funny
and we're going to get through it.
But before this and during all this,
there's also a lot of tweets of him just lying
and saying, well, he begged me to go
and I couldn't go.
I denied him the privilege of me going to his island
that I didn't even want to go to.
He's just lying.
If you are participating in community notes,
if you have access to community notes,
every single post about this
has a community note proposed
saying, actually Epstein begged him to go to the island and Elon rejected his offer.
And then it links to an email from Elon begging Jeffrey to go to the island.
And Epstein saying, no, I'm busy.
The exact opposite of the claim, it's just wild how effective.
Just like fucking lying about something that you can read like very, very clearly.
That's what I mean by it.
Just release it all.
and let people fight amongst themselves to decide what's real or what's fake.
I don't know.
But they did that and Elon's still saying, well, actually, I never did that.
But we can read it.
Yeah, but if he keeps saying, but actually.
But actually.
Anyway, so before all of this, before the explanations happen, he is just rewriting the email that we can read.
Yeah.
Well, the one email that he like replied to is the one that he, like, replied to is the one that
he thinks exonerates him as the I refused to go, which is the one where Epstein says, like,
oh, uh, general assembly has interesting people coming to the house. And he was like, I,
I am so busy with rockets and what have you. That would be a waste of time, unwise use of time.
So he's saying, see, I clearly said no. So, uh, you know, Grock is like, Elon replies to a
Grock post clarifying what happened where Grock is like, no response from mine.
Musk is documented for that specific message. Musk has denied visiting Epstein's Island and says he
refused invitations. Elon tweets, if I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women,
it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein. And I would
still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things, but I don't. This tweet kind
have ended me. I had to sit down from it because he's saying, listen, it would be really easy for me
to be a pedophile rapist if we wanted to. And I'm so like consumed with rockets and cars and like
cool robots and stuff. I would compartmentalize my mind, which is what humans can do, right?
Where you can focus percentages on certain things. And I would focus one percent of my mind on being
the pedophile rapist, which would make me the creepy loser that I'm calling Epstein, and then I would
be spending during the criminality 99% of the time just thinking about rockets and stuff,
to which Grock replies, fair point, your focus on innovations over distractions is legendary.
Great explanation, Elon. You totally could do it. You'd be king pedophile. Congratulations.
but also in the emails you really want to go so what are you even talking about you ask him
to go to the island and you like really really really hammer how you want it to be like a wild
party time to clarify that email that we read that was referenced in that response was about a
month before the Christmas day stuff okay he emailed him a year later about the island
in a different context, but not the kind that you would want,
which is to say not in a way.
It was like your island sucks.
It is weird.
Especially after we all knew what Epstein's island was.
Well, I just want to wrap this up because my favorite genre of Elon tweet is I'm also
extremely smart.
Like the chess tweet was one of my favorites, all this stuff where he's like, you guys
don't realize I'm smarter than everyone.
And so he has to explain in the like, even though I am not what I'm being
accused of being, I could easily do it.
And I would only give 1% to that.
And then it would be 30% rockets and 10% my weird restaurant that nobody goes to.
And then 40% tweeting, because I'm on Twitter all day.
Like, he wants you to believe that he has a like fundamentally different mind than a human.
Yeah.
I think he, I mean.
And he sucks.
And he sucks.
Just to put a button on this, I guess.
I, A, the tweet that you read was in response to GROC, and I think we're not really appreciating that as much as we could, that he's like, yes, GROC, correct.
And then GROC responded, I have to read the sentence that GROC said, which is, it's why we're building AI to explore the universe, not just party invites.
If that doesn't tell you that AI and all these LLMs are just like bullshit, like word guessing, I don't know what does, we're building AI to explore the universe, not just party invites.
we're not building AI to explore party invites.
That does make any sense.
It does make any sense.
It's useless.
Also, Elon, you famously just like offer your sperm to everybody.
So clearly you might have a little bit of trouble getting women if you don't want to.
There's even a tweet of you being like, I haven't had sex in like three years.
Sigh.
And it's a couple of years after Epstein died.
So maybe you actually do need him, which is pathetic and sad.
I did want to bring up one.
more thing, which I am seeing about this whole situation, which I think is really gross and kind of
what has been slowly happening. We've talked about it before a little bit, and I've seen it a lot
with this, which is this sort of excusing of the behavior and accepting of some of this behavior
or being disgusted by it suddenly. And I think it's kind of, um, they're kind of, um, they're kind of
of related because what I'm seeing some of, especially on the right wing, is sort of like,
yeah, this is bad, this is bad, but they weren't like literal children. They were teenagers
or like they were only 15 or things like that. And sort of excusing the behavior because
there's like a threshold that makes it acceptable or excusable. We've evolved where we
recognize that children are children, and that includes teenagers, and there is a legal age when someone
is technically an adult. And personally, I still consider them children because you're 18 years
old. You can't even legally drink. I'm sorry. What are we talking about here? But that's the
negotiation now. It's going to be one of the tactics that we see, one of the gross outcomes from all
of this are the people that, yeah, are going to equivocate and say, well, to be fair, they've got
boobs and they menstruate. So technically, aren't they a woman? Yeah, and there's just a lot of that
and sort of like, well, you know, they weren't like 14, they weren't 15, they weren't this age.
And it is partly this push from the right to normalize those kinds of relationships in like
the grossest quotes possible.
and in a way it's I don't know I just find it like so all the other behavior was acceptable like all the abusing of women that we've known about for a decade that he and a lot of people in a circle have have done and is like sex trafficking well if they were like 17 or whatever like sex trafficking is like kind of you know it's like marginal or whatever I just find it really really good
gross that we need to have like the age where it's okay to abuse women or young women or girls or
anything like that and there are so many atrocious things in there i don't even know what to
focus on um all of the different allegations in this but it's it's horrific and um quite
possibly involves people being disappeared. And yeah, we will continue talking about this. We will
continue, I mean, hopefully we will. Hopefully this is a story that continues and that there's recourse
available that people keep this story in mind that, I don't know, it's just, it's very frustrating
to look at all of this and to also realize that literally nothing might happen. And very depressing
because there are true horrors.
Even if like, you know, half of it's true, a quarter of it's true.
Any amount of it being true.
And we know that some of it's true.
I mean, some of this lines up with stuff that we've known for a long time.
But there is no action.
There seems to be no attempt from the Justice Department or Congress to follow up with these people.
You know, we could have a conference.
conversation about whether or not Biden could have done anything with this investigation. I've
heard conflicting reports and no, it was tied up and XYZ and he couldn't have access to it. But also,
yeah, why has everybody sat on all this for so long? Well, I think a lot of it is there's been
clamoring for a long time for this release. But if you take out the Trump of it, if you take out
all of these other elements, so little of what's in.
here is prosecutable just based on the emails and the Epstein stuff so like in a vacuum the
department of justice would say like okay like you know maybe in 10 years when everything's like like
the fact that Epstein is dead makes it much easier to be like okay well we can't prosecute him
for stuff so let's like release all of this um you know Galane is in jail a lot of that stuff was
going on beforehand I'm not saying that I don't know exactly what
Biden and Merrick Garland could have done. Merrick Garland's like 0 for nine as far as I'm concerned.
So, but I do think there's a lot of like, you know, I haven't seen anything where you could
throw Bill Clinton in prison over this, although certainly doesn't make them look good, right?
Reputation such as it is. I haven't seen anything. I mean, there's, there are things. It's just
whether or not they want to do the work to corroborate or compile evidence. And no,
Nobody wants to do that.
And that's interesting because...
There's no political will to that part.
And Biden could have had the political will to do that.
Or are we playing 5DHS?
And that's just going to look like we're targeting Donald Trump.
And they said, you know...
He should be targeted.
Yeah, they said like they're not going to release anything that's part of an active ongoing
investigation, which makes me think, okay, there's not any active ongoing investigations
into any of this.
Where are the documents that say this is unsubstantiated?
this could not be corroborated, there's no evidence, blah, blah, blah.
Maybe it's in there because there's 3.5 million documents,
and we've seen the most salacious 12.
Right, but if it's not and there's not, then that's a choice.
Right.
The choice to not be able to say, we couldn't corroborate it.
There's no evidence is a choice.
What else we got, Jonathan?
Well, we've had some big Tulsi Gabbard news this morning.
Two different Tulsi Gabbard stories, actually.
Wild.
Interesting, because she's actually not been in the news,
for quite some time.
She has.
She's sort of disappeared for a while.
Interesting.
We were all wondering, where is Tulsi?
What you're up to, babe?
Especially when, like, we kidnapped the president of Venezuela.
I feel like that's, like, a moment.
Like, maybe she have some relevant things to say about that tactic.
I think she was doing yoga on a beach or something when that happened.
Maybe she's doing yoga on a beach.
I don't know.
Apparently, eight months ago, a whistleblower filed a complaint alleging that there was wrongdoing by Tulsi Gabbard.
It affects other federal agencies.
It possibly impacts executive privilege and all this stuff.
And it's so sensitive, they say, that they don't even know how to give this information to Congress.
And Tulsi has apparently just sat on it and kept it in a literal safe since last May.
And I know it's going to sound weird to say, like, she's supposed to, you know, file it right on.
She's the director of national intelligence.
but like she's like why are you giving the thing to me you know so she's just like filing it away
no one knows what this information is right now but apparently so sensitive they say it could endanger
like grave danger to national security if this info got out so they say probably that's convenient
and alarming actually yeah very very alarming well and yeah like she continues to do
complaint worthy stuff
every day
because the other
Tulsi Gabbard story
that came out today
we already knew she was at that
Georgia election office
for some reason when the FBI
right why is the director of national intelligence
on the ground with agents
shadowy photo of her on the phone
cosplay like she's from the scent of
NCIS right
and so apparently while there
she went beep bob boop boop beep
got President Trump on the phone
and Trump gave the FBI
agents a little pep talk.
You're doing great work.
We're, you know, thanks so much, all this stuff.
That's so weird.
Don't do that.
If the FBI is supposed to investigate
wherever the truth leads,
they're supposed to,
it's not supposed to need encouragement
or potential discouragement
or what have you from the president.
So another perfect phone call
from Trump to the FBI
vis-a-vis Tulsi,
director of national intelligence, again, for some unknown reason.
Feels like that's interfering in an investigation.
I mean, in fairness, I guess to her, he, he, the boss told her to do it.
Hey, we have to search, we have to get all the ballots and stuff and prove that I actually
won the 2020 election.
And she said, okay, I guess he didn't trust cash.
And in fairness to her, she has no morals or backbone or, or,
any sort of clarity as to who she is and she's a puppet.
Do you think that's what the pictures of that we have of her on the phone?
Do you think she's talking to Trump?
I do think that.
It's so funny and bizarre that that story dropped.
And they're like, yeah, it's weird that she's there.
And like one of the few photos we have over there, she's just like in the corner on the phone.
And I guess she was talking to the president.
Something that has been litigated ad nauseum from six years ago.
It's an election year, Katie.
It's an election year.
And speaking of election year, we did have an exciting development over the weekend.
There was a special election in Texas and for the state sentencing in Democrat Taylor Remit won that in a deeply red district.
There was some pedantic bullshit online.
Someone said, like, it's the deepest red district in Texas.
And another person was like, oh, sorry, actually, it's not the deepest red one.
There's other ones like, fuck off.
A very red district.
The point is that this should have been easy for Republicans to keep that seat and they lost it.
And that is a nice little highlight in the stew of shit that you've all been.
witnessing for the last year.
A little bit of hope
for what
this year will bring
in midterm elections.
They're losers.
Who won and are in charge?
So much fuckery happening
that it is vitally important
to stay focused and
aware of what's happening.
And yeah, ballots being seized
relitigating the
fucking election again.
Gives cause for concern,
room for concern.
But we should
focus on the fact that
people are sick of this shit. It's still good
that that happened. I mean,
they are going to do
their best, they're going to,
we're worst, they're going to try to intimidate
people, they're going to try to get voters
tossed off the rolls, all that stuff.
If the wave is as big as it
was in this district, it's
a Trump plus 17 seat
in 2024 that the Democrat won by
14, I don't know
if they can, and listen, this is an
outlier, but I don't know if they can,
cheat their way out of 31 point swings to the other side.
One would...
They're going to try.
They'll try.
They're working on it.
Sees the ballots, get the machines, Pence have courage, etc.
Maybe this...
Wouldn't it be funny if Mike Pence is the one to help Trump win the election?
He finally has courage and, like, walks up there and says, throw out the ballots.
Hang me, hang me!
The cowardly lion finds his courage.
Oh, yeah.
He's cowardly lying.
Ryan, Rubio's the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow, no one good there.
Scarecrow's too likable.
I don't think any of them deserve to be characters.
No.
None of them.
And Epstein is the Wizard of Oz.
Perfect.
The fact analogy, we nailed it.
Dorothy's Dan Bongino.
You get it?
I was like, you get it.
No, we can keep going.
Toto's Miller's butt.
Uh, the shoes are, uh, the shoes are Paul Wolfowitz's shoes.
The Wicked Witch of the West is Hillary Clinton.
Yeah.
Got her.
The yellow brick road is that plane.
I'm gonna say his root 66.
That cutter gave the president.
The trees are like the ants from Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings is like really good, you guys.
Yeah, you should see Lord of the Rings.
Well, we'll live stream it.
We're going to figure out how to live.
stream it in a way that won't ding us for copyright extended probably on the patreon i just want
you know what we mentioned live stream thank you for everybody that tuned in a week ago to our live
stream should have said that on thursday but it wasn't great we had fun yes i uh still need to watch
lord of the rings yeah i'm going to do it on a live stream someday okay come a patreon um speaking
of the president enriching himself via other nations uh i just we just we just
have to mention this crypto thing. He keeps, he keeps it, he keeps going. I think of four days before the
inauguration, uh, the sovereign wealth fund of the UAE bought a 49% stake in what his crypto company,
World Financial Capital or whatever it's called. For hundreds of millions of dollars to the Trump family
and like 35 million to the Whitkoff family. And then a few months later, they get all the chips.
That's what we call world liberty.
World Liberty. World Liberty Financial. What did I call it? World
Financial Capital. Close enough. Might as well. I'll start that one. I'm going to start a scam, you guys. Do you need help with your scam?
Yeah, let's just get into scams. All right. Sorry, Katie. I mean, it's very lucrative, clearly. And scams are legal. We like them now, actually. We legalize. We could just start texting people being like, hey, you up. Oh, want to give me money.
Dollar sign, dollar sign, question mark, question mark.
There's so many stories like this.
There's so many personal enrichment opportunities for this man.
His wealth has ballooned since being in office.
And I just, every time I see one of these stories, I'm like, I think of the people that are online or in the town that I live in in the mountains saying like, he's already rich.
He's doing this to make the country better.
Honestly, he could be retired on a boat.
why would he do this except for
because there's no one amount of money
for these types of people
there's no satiating them
it's everlasting power
it's what are you talking about
he has enough
he doesn't need this
fuck all the way off
I don't want to insult the intelligence of the mountains
Katie but like
it's just one or two people aren't motivated by money
makes me just want to slam
head into the computer and shut my laptop.
Well, this isn't somebody that I converse.
This is it.
I'm just saying I have heard this before and left conversations.
It's not a rare opinion to have.
How do you even?
I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to ruin my day by trying to talk to that person.
No, don't ruin your day, please.
They have enough.
It's just like, what do you even say to that?
Just like, you say this.
Who, whoever, who in history has ever been like,
I've got enough
That's enough
Oh that guy
I don't think so Katie
You take a cartoon hammer
And you bash yourself over the head
Because there's nothing else you can do
Do I need to see stars and birds
What are you to do
That's my state of mind now
I think we're wrapping this up now right
Oh goodness yes
I mean we didn't even talk about
There's so many other things
When referring to money specifically
Don Lemon got arrested on Friday
That's like 10 years ago
It's just
It's too much
Don Lemon didn't get arrested.
No, I think I'd remember that happening, right?
No, that sounds like a...
No, it's awful.
They're trying to be...
They're trying to say you can't report on a thing.
You can't report on a thing.
It's...
That itself is not like a hate crime the way they're trying to make it out.
It's wild.
Trump is suing us for $10 billion.
Not us, some more news.
Trump is suing the IRS.
For $10 billion because they leaked his tax returns
that showed he only paid.
$750 in taxes
two years in a row
like a decade ago
and he's going after Trevor Noah
for doing one joke about him
at the Grammys.
The most of an addictive man
in America
just taking it all out on us
He doesn't know who Trevor Noah
Of course not.
Anyway, we're at the end of this program
and we're going to be back in a few days
to keep talking about
this chaos
because I'm sure it'll be even more chaotic by then.
That's cool.
That's cool. Like and subscribe. Leave a comment.
Yeah, because we're here. We're here to explore the news, not just party invites.
We even talk about the chat bot, the social media website for chatbot.
Oh yeah, that would have been a perfect opportunity to talk about how it's all fake.
Yeah, it would have been. But we'll put a pin in that for Thursday, maybe.
Let me be perfectly clear. I do not want to have a business meeting when I come.
to your fun island.
I am looking for parties.
Let me explain.
Do you understand?
Let me go into further detail
about the kind of wild parties.
I'm so sick of my children on Christmas.
Oh, oh no.
The island exploded.
You can't come to the parties anymore.
I'm so sorry.
You'll probably have too many magma boosters on the rocket.
I will fix that for you.
We can do, oh, I do not mean you have something else?
Oh, no.
No, we have too many rockets that work.
And that's how we escape the island.
that exploded that you can't go to
anymore. We're all good here, buddy.
We're all good here. Remember when
Elon
called the guy that saved
all those children a pedophile?
Interesting. Interesting. Isn't it?
I am allocating 10% of my brain
to insulting the guy who saved the children
and the other 80% of my brain to
what I need to kick back and let
loose after all the work I've been doing.
Just the idea that it's Christmas
morning and you're like, I really need
to blow off some steam on your guys.
damn island.
Christmas morning is wild.
On Christmas morning is so absurd and pathetic and weird.
And you're like, I can't wait to get rid of these kids so I can go to your little island.
To be clear, though, like it's like one of those islands, right?
Those islands, do I need to, can we hop on a call real quick?
I can make signs like in love actually to tell you what I mean.
He's like, I don't want to do it.
I don't want to.
What is this accent?
I don't want to do anything weird.
I just want to donate my sperm.
I just want to go.
Yeah,
here you go.
You're nail it.
I need to find new sperm donors and now I'm Swedish.
Okay.
We've done it.
We're at the end.
The Swedish chef was giving people his sperm.
It's like Nazi chef then Swedish chef.
Yeah.
Clip it.
Put it on socials.
We're out of here, folks.
We're out of the show.
Yeah.
That's me.
All right.
Oh.
We will after the show.
Yeah.
Guys.
What?
Not you.
Oh.
You at home.
We love you very much.
Much.
