Some More News - Some More News 2024 Election Livestream Replay

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Well hey there everybody, how we feeling? Don't tell me, I want to be surprised. Ugh, okay, hi. So by now you've probably heard about that thing that happened. We will return soon with a standard episode of Even More News and eventually more Some More News, but for now, here is a much trimmed down version of our 3 plus hour election night livestream featuring members of the Some More News team, Warmbo, and unfortunately the news. See you soon. We love you very much. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] What's that? When do I clap?
Starting point is 00:00:55 Okay, yay! Yay! Yay! Uh, folks, you have finally witnessed Cody Johnston live streaming music. I told you I was gonna live stream music one day. It just needed to have it in the most stressful way and day possible. You guys I have to be real with you. I have been so nervous all day. Everybody in here
Starting point is 00:01:14 contests. I was sending texts that I woke up this morning with my hands shaking, but I'm already feeling so good. You're so sweet! All these nice comments. We're gonna have as good a time as possible tonight. We're gonna have a great time. It's gonna be great. And to address the elephant, the COVID in the room, I don't think I have COVID. People keep saying, Katie, now you have COVID.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's been enough time. It's solid 15. It's been a couple of weeks. Yeah, he's good. I mean, I don't know if you're good, but. I don't feel great. But also, we're in too deep. I wasn't gonna back out of the livestream.
Starting point is 00:01:50 But no, we're safe. Anyway, now what? What do we do now? Well, Jonathan is also here! Jonathan's also here! I'm looking at your comments. We will be answering questions. I'm gonna try to acknowledge as many people as I can, but it's going very very fast. Thank you all so much for being here. Just gonna share my screen here, give a sense of where we are right now. You'll see a bunch of states have been
Starting point is 00:02:18 called for Donald Trump. Don't worry about it. Donald J. Trump? Which states? Donald J. Trump? Yeah the former president Donald J. Trump of those. Which states? Donald J Trump? Yeah the former president Donald J Trump. Oklahoma, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Florida. We knew that was gonna happen. These aren't surprises.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Not surprises. We've got some states called for. Oh look at that. We've got Massachusetts. We got Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maryland. That's Vermont. The other one's New Hampshire, right? This one. So long way to New Hampshire, right? This one.
Starting point is 00:02:45 So long way to go. Some signs are looking good. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Yeah. So that's where we are right now. Polls are closed in Ohio, Virginia, New Hampshire, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Florida.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Hours at many Georgia polling locations have been extended because of bomb threats of Russian origin. What? Oh. Cool. What? Is that news to you? Yeah. It's news to me! I don't follow the news.
Starting point is 00:03:17 According to Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, the guy who received one of the perfect phone calls. Oh right. He's still at it. He's still in the mix? Fun. Yeah, it's been really hard to keep one of the perfect phone calls. So he's still at it. He's still in the mix, fun. Yeah, it's been really hard to keep track of the news all day while setting up everything and trying to take care of ourselves.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I'd like to start with checking in on how everybody's doing for sure. That's a good idea. Because there's not a single person I've talked to or interacted with today that has not been just buzzing with chaotic energy trying to get through this. So, are you good? In the bag. I am I am cautiously optimistic like I usually am. I'm cautiously pessimistic like I usually am. There we go.
Starting point is 00:04:01 That's not true. Yeah, you know, I see something every day that's like, oh no, and then you see something else that's like, oh great! And so I try not to have a strong opinion and just sort of react to what is going to happen, what happens in real time, but I am cautiously optimistic. I maintain my general belief and some hope that people mostly hate that guy. He's sucks and is
Starting point is 00:04:31 obnoxious. I was even I was talking earlier, and you know obviously like younger folks and Gen Z there are there's a contingency like there are people who do like Donald Trump for all the... I know many of them. Yeah all the gross reasons that one could think of. But I've also seen a lot of people be like, I've had to think about this guy since I was eight years old.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Like 16 year olds? Like 16, 17, 18 year olds, specifically 18 year olds, just sort of being like, I was 10 and this guy's been in my life and he sucks and I hate him and I finally get to vote against him. That's such an interesting perspective that I actually haven't thought about is people that most of their consciousness Donald Trump has been a really big factor because for me when Donald Trump
Starting point is 00:05:18 first came down that escalator and declared his you know candidacy. It was laughable because I'm like this guy in politics, there had been some mumbles of it prior to that, and it was never something that anybody took seriously. And then the world completely changed, and he has dominated our politics. It's almost impossible to have a really productive conversation about some with people on the other side. There's plenty of room for us to have a productive conversation, but Donald Trump sucks up all the oxygen, and it becomes about Donald Trump. And yeah to be a child growing up with that's interesting. It's also sad. It's hard.
Starting point is 00:06:03 It's like it's that's if he's all you know is like yeah politics is like this this is the guy and Politics is ugly and nasty and you know there's so much so many conversations about just the rhetoric in general and now everybody I mean I don't think that the Democrats are anywhere near as nasty as Donald Trump, but it's like the game has completely changed. Oh yeah, he completely shredded the social fabric. And here we are. I just had this today on while I was walking my dog Benny.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I had a flash of him. You know our friend Noel Wells did a pilot at some point a while back. And she took a red hat to make it look MAGA, but she put make politics boring again. And I was just had this idea like, Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Yeah, it's good to, you know, be involved and engaged with politics, but not in the same way. I had, yeah. You know, like there's like, there's knowing what's going on and like being able to like
Starting point is 00:07:04 go out and protest things and be active in the political sphere. And then there's just like what do you do today? What do you say today? What today? And I think I do my general hope is and half belief and half hope is that people are just sick and tired. And hopefully more people over the past four years haven't been like actually never mind. I like him now again. I want to try and call out some people real quick who are in the chat and they are fanfunding us. I appreciate that. Literal Alice. I started with her because she says
Starting point is 00:07:39 Jonathan is also here. A lot of people are saying things about Jonathan that I am here and exist, which I appreciate that. The best catchphrase. D.R. Nicholas, Jeffrey E. Patrone, Rock Roky Raccoon, uh huh? Oh my favorite! Pluvius, Sam Roker, wow thank you so much,
Starting point is 00:07:58 Carlos Martinez, Tara Rose, Bailey B, Nate. I mean it goes on and on. I'm not gonna be able to get to everyone. Johanna, Andrew Kemp, thank you so much for being here and for helping us out. We appreciate it. I'm truly overwhelmed by this. Thank you so much everybody. I feel like a look I mean it could be exhaustion and anxiety, but like got a little tear behind my eyes right now. We'll see what happens tonight. It's a combination of a lot of things, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I know I say this every week on the podcast, but we really do love you very much. And you're so... You make all of this worthwhile because it's not... I mean, it's a pretty great job, but also it's very stressful at other times, you know? Oh yeah, without our amazing community, we wouldn't have nearly as much fun or pride in what we do. Yeah, for sure. we wouldn't have nearly as much fun or pride in what we do. And thank you so much for being here on our very first live stream that is going well. I think so, so far five minutes in, I'm thrilled. I will address some sound issues.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I am going to try to stay closer to the microphone. Is my sound okay? I am seeing everything from no sound to too much sound. Excellent, that's how we like it. I am gonna, yeah, we've got a lot of moving parts here. Thank you for bearing with us. everything from no sound to too much sound. Sound perfect in the middle. I am gonna, yeah, we've got a lot of moving parts here. Thank you for bearing with us. We appreciate it. You're doing great in the chat.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I can't tell you how much anxiety we've had specifically about the sound. So many people are begging for Warren Bo to show up. Well, be patient. He's around here somewhere. I saw him crawling around a minute ago. You know what he's gotta do. I'd like to point out that we have this wonderful Be patient. He's around here somewhere. I saw him crawling around a minute ago.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I'd like to point out that we have this wonderful election map that Jonathan made for us who's also here. Jonathan is just such a rock star. He is the glue. Went to Staples, unprompted. Look at it. It's wonderful. And we're gonna be coloring it in.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah. As things, I guess we've got some catching up to do. This is our amazing technology. Basically that part except for George is mostly red at the moment, and then we got a little blips up there. Do you want me to call out states? Yeah. Or just beauty? I mean, should we go to our like...
Starting point is 00:10:00 We need to get our correspondent in here. We have a map correspondent tonight if we can find them. Yeah, let me go look. Oh, okay. Cody's going to, you're going to go look for him. Look for him. No, that's great. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I appreciate that little creep out here. Yeah. Um, so anyway, while we're waiting, um, I can say that there have been a few, like there was some good positive signs and some warning signs in other places, you know, not all suburbs are the same, Not all urban areas are the same, right? So we see like, okay, things are looking really good in some suburbs here in Pennsylvania and Michigan and not necessarily looking great
Starting point is 00:10:34 in certain areas of Virginia. And we want Virginia to come in strong blue tonight. Actually, I'm not gonna presume what you want, but. I'm gonna assume that a lot of the people in the stream tonight would like Virginia to come in blue. Yeah. If not, maybe they're one of my friends from the mountains who are watching out of support.
Starting point is 00:10:51 A mountain mama. That's the other one. West Virginia? Yeah, but you can be a mountain mama in Virginia as well. There's mountains there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sure.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I've never been, but I'm assuming there are. There's a lot of mountains in this country. There would have to be, right? There would have to be. So where are we at? Do we have our correspondent around? I'm here. Oh my god, there he is. I'm trying to get your freaking attention. I think you're gonna have to go up a little higher.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I'm as high as I can be! What do you want? My legs don't even go so far. I've only got so many many many many many legs. Warmbo, it's so good to see you here in studio. Thank you so much. We've had kind of a rocky road over the past year, but I'm glad that you know. Yeah, we drive on the rocky road and then we you know things happen and then maybe warm shows up and maybe maybe some of the things that maybe got hidden or what disappear because that's just what I shouldn't have said that. Well Warmbo, you've got some work to do. You're supposed to fill in these areas on the map.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I would be happy to. How is my brother JD Vanth doing? JD, my brother JD? I haven't checked in with JD. Has anybody got eyes on JD? Did you say your brother? I should stop singing. Oh jeez. Now I feel like we should maybe move the map down a little bit. The map, yeah. Or whatever that is protruding out of your backside, Warmbo. That's one of my legs! I told you! I've got many of them.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Okay, Warmbo. We're gonna need you to color in the map for us here. Okay. Yeah, okay. There we go. Perfect This is going great. Okay. Okay. Jonathan's gonna read it out for you. All right first Let's start in the bottom right. You got a color in Florida red Down here you got it. Oh really good stuff Oh, really good stuff. You cheat out a little bit, Warmbo,
Starting point is 00:12:44 if you catch the camera. Cheat out a little bit, Warmbo. Oh, this is gonna take you forever, isn't it? No, it's cool, we got time. Yeah, we've got hours and hours to fill. Okay, there you go, buddy. I feel like you're enjoying this a little too much, Warmbo.
Starting point is 00:13:02 It's honestly disturbing. All right. Well done, well done,ud. It's honestly disturbing. All right. Well done, well done buddy. You gotta do these next ones quicker. South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi. Maybe we can have one of your assistants do it during a break or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:14 We can also help you. South Carolina. Alabama. Alabama, right there bud. There we go. And Mississippi, just fill in the spot next to it. Perfect. Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana. Just go straight up. Straight up. Okay, yep. And Kentucky. Do you want some help? No, no, no. He doesn't. He seems to be getting a lot of like
Starting point is 00:13:37 guttural gratification. Indiana. This is a lot of red. Well you know there's a... Do you see that? Look look look! There we go. All right then hit up West Virginia. West Virginia. Mountain mama.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Yep. Everyone's in a joint. And then do Oklahoma. And then we can start with the red for hopefully a bit. For hopefully a lot. For hopefully a lot. For hopefully all of it. Okay. Yeah, get that.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Yeah. Get that tabletop. Yeah. Do you guys see that Jill Biden? Jill was- Jill Biden! What? Jill, not Joe.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I'm so sorry. Wrong time. I'm sorry. Stay focused, bud. No. Well, I was going to say, did you see that Jill Biden wore red today, which is obviously a sign that she is MAGA now? And I'm going to help warmbo out with the blue pen.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I don't want to freaking. Oh, yeah, I do. I'm so sorry. I'm stressed out like every. Oh, Christ. You look adorable. All right. We got some tiny spots up there. So do Vermont. Do BT. Yeah, Katie, can you... Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:56 There you go. Yes, everyone. I am in the room. I'm just off. I need to have my own camera contractually. What else? Massachusetts MA right below Vermont She get Dave Bell out here to do that one. Yeah Dave Bell head writer. Dave Bell is in the house in the apartment Boy I don't know my United States geography very well.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Where did you think Connecticut was? Like over here? And Rhode Island, fill in that little divot next to it. It's right next to it. It's a blue wave! It's a tiny blue wave! No, that's uh, don't do that. Rhode Island is the worst of R.I. Yeah, Rhode Island.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And then hit up Maryland, which is just below Pennsylvania. That little... Yeah, yeah. And DC, I don't think we color in. I don't know if it's visible there. All right, well that went for Kamala too. So, okay. Warbo. Was that strenuous? Katie, take the- Here we go.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yes! Okay. It's so hot in here. Is it? Yeah. Well, you're little. But that's okay. You're okay.
Starting point is 00:16:13 How is everybody else feeling? Well. What's going on in the chat? Yeah, what's going on in the chat? Warmbo's- Let's say Esteban P says, Warmbo for human president. Everyone's talking, so I'm here for Wormbow. Me too.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Great job, Wormbow. No Wormbow hate so far. No Wormbow hate. I get better now. Wormbow, are you aware that there has been a campaign? A lot of people have been talking about writing in Wormbow for president, which I personally think is a huge mistake.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I'm gonna be real with y'all, but. Don't use your protest vote on warm bow Honey look It's not that I don't want them to it's that I really don't want them to you know Just because we need you here No, honey, you'd have to be all over. Well, I guess maybe he could just move the White House. Mr. Donald Trump lived in the other place
Starting point is 00:17:13 instead of the White House, I can do the same. This will be my Mar-a-Lago. Okay, well, let's see how it goes tonight. Mar-a-Lago. Mar-a-Lago. War-a-Lago. There are 12,000 of you in here, so thank you for coming. 12,000! Wow. Hey,000! Wow.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Hey, did you hear that there's an election happening? What? Literally, right now. That's bad. I hate that. I mean, it's good to have elections, but you know, the election, it's bad. But I do like reading about it over at Ground News, which you can check out at ground.news slash smn.
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Starting point is 00:18:25 to perhaps maybe bribe them. It sounds like maybe it's a bribe. Although actually, so we're just gonna pause and talk about this for a second. It's, they in court said it's not a bribe. They actually just hired people to give the million dollars to as like representatives to pretend that they are the lottery winners to promote this weird election
Starting point is 00:18:52 fraud thing so they were like well no it's not a fake lottery it's just fraud so that we'll see how that develops but anyway ground news has nearly 140 articles about that showing how different publications are covering this based on their political lean. This is a really cool thing that they do generally on Ground News. You have different perspectives, different publications,
Starting point is 00:19:16 and you're gonna sort of see, oh, these people are covering this story like this, or these people are covering this story like this, or, oh, this like this part of the political spectrum isn't covering this story at all. Sometimes it's because it's not worth anybody's time. Sometimes it's because of other reasons that might indicate different political biases. So check it out, they've got a cool election page out now. It was on the screen while I was
Starting point is 00:19:43 talking about this other Elon thing. and there is a QR code on the screen that I'm just gonna read I'm just gonna read the rest of this this ad actually. We did it! We got the QR code on the screen! QR code! QR code! All right, anywho, you can get all these headlines and website pages and information, plus context on each publication over at ground.news.smn. With that link, you can save 50% off unlimited access, their biggest discount of the year.
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Starting point is 00:23:02 Thank you for joining us. How are you feeling? You know I'm just like like, I'm vibing. There's nothing else we can do, you know? Yeah. Like, there's nothing else we can do. How are you all feeling? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I mean, we could vote. Did you do that? I did, but it was in DC, so it doesn't really matter. Yeah, well, it was like. That's how I felt about voting in California. But yeah, that was my thought. Even last last time, last year, last time, just I didn't even watch really
Starting point is 00:23:31 because it was like there's nothing you can do. Oh, last election. Yeah, last election. Just like you. It's just going to happen. You voted. You voted. We did everything we could.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I was going to make a whole video being like, this is why I voted for Kamala Harris as a Palestinian. And then I was like, I don't need to justify this to like the neolibs that are gonna call me slurs Anyways, and like the online leftists who just learned about this conflict on October 8th of last year. I Don't need to this is not worth my time. No, you definitely don't just vibe Jonathan. Did you vote? Yeah, I voted did you vote for Jill Stein? No, no, I saved my protest vote for Warmbow.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I wrote in Warmbow as it did everything here in the office. What do you guys think about this vote swap, protest vote swap thing? Is it legal? Yeah, it's legal. Yeah, Elon took it off. I know. Yeah, comedy is legal again. Comedy is legal again. Comedy is legal again. Over here at the Onion with the worst comedy in the world. Oh, the Onion is not as funny anymore.
Starting point is 00:24:34 The Onion is not as funny anymore. It would be better if it was the B. You, us, right. You, us, right. What is a good thing that happened to y'all today or this week that doesn't have anything to do with the election? I've been pretty focused on the election. For example my cat like snuggled up to next to me for a nap today and it was pretty awesome. Is it is your cat not a
Starting point is 00:25:00 like a cuddler toucher? No she is. It just rocks every time. Oh, so just a standard, wonderful cat. Yeah, it's just awesome every time, yeah. Okay. In that case, my dog loved me today, as she does every day. She was very sweet. Amazing. It was wonderful.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Took her for a walk. My dog's here and real cute. He's been keeping me sane. I don't know, I think this going well is a good thing, but that is election related. I don't know. I think this going well is a good thing, but that is election related. It is election. Oh, I know. I'm going to see LCD sound system at the end of the week.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Very nice. That sounds fun. Managing to get tickets was a real highlight. So no matter what happens this week, I'm going to have a party on Friday. And just go. Excellent. Did you listen to the new song yet? No. Maybe we can listen.
Starting point is 00:25:46 No, it's probably a copyright strike. No, we can't. I'll listen to it later. We listen to Will.i.am's hit new song? No. I don't know. About how he's with her? I mean, if things go south tonight
Starting point is 00:25:58 and we don't care if we get demonetized or taken down, then we should play that. Then we'll rock out to Will.i.am's new hit election anthem American I don't know let's all just live out it's great I'm totally I've been living out for five days and I'm about to recreate the photo of that woman 2016 if it doesn't go well. That's why I'm just like, no one knows anything. No one knows anything. I guess last night, this is technically not election related.
Starting point is 00:26:31 The Wheels on the Bus video. Oh, we should share that for everybody. Check it out on Twitter or whatever. Jonathan's pulling it up. I had so much fun making that because it reminded me of when I didn't used to do anything that had anything to do with anything. And it was just stupid songs with the stupid animation going on. It happens to feature politicians.
Starting point is 00:26:53 People don't understand what we're talking about here. I may have to lower the sound so you can hear it. You might have to lower the sound. For those confused, Kamala sang the wheels on the bus some time ago and it was weird and it became a whole thing. She didn't sing it like the song goes. She didn't sing it remotely like the song goes. And then last night, Cody made a little he wrote and recorded a song, his version of it, and then made this absolutely
Starting point is 00:27:23 ridiculous and fun video that very much reminds everybody of your origins of where you started. Back in the day. So now Jonathan's gonna play it. Heels on the bus go round and round. Heels on the bus go round and round. Heels on the bus go round and round.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Round and round and round and round. Heels on the bus go round and round. Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and Oh, somebody I said did see a super chatter somebody asked I forgot their name but thank you to that person They were asking how would we feel if Kamalo Harris, the vice president of Kamalo Harris. Her? Joe Biden's vice president of Kamalo Harris. She's running for president right now. Oh, right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Oh, okay, that one here. How would we feel if she won the electoral college but lost the popular vote? Be so funny. I'd be fine. Wouldn't it be really funny? I feel pretty bad in the sense that like, it would just, like, would it make people,
Starting point is 00:28:54 I don't know, I don't know actually the reaction that would be, I would feel like, well that sucks, because I want more people to hate him than like him. I want more people to show up and say no we hate you. But it would be very funny. I will take what we can get. They'd be so mad. I'd be like yeah it sucks right? Doesn't feel good. Yeah. At all. Like I think the electoral college is inherently anti-democratic but like you guys chose to keep this system right? It would be the way a screenplay would end. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:25 I was told that comedy is legal again. I mean, it's literally a V story line. And that would be very funny. Yeah. So let's do it. Let's get out there and make sure that more people vote for Donald Trump. Stay online, folks.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Stay online if you're not in line. What else is going on around here? Yeah. Any news for us, Jonathan? I'm just going to say that Peacock app is the worst streaming app I've ever had. It's the worst functioning app. Fox Nation.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Oh, I bet Fox Nation is terrible. What goes on over there? I was like, how do you do it, Cat? You watch that stuff all the time. It's got to eat away at you a little bit. It does. But also my brain is so irreparably broken. Sure. The thing that I like about- As we all little bit. It does. But also my brain is like so irreparably broken. Sure. The thing that I like to do. As we all do. Sure, sure. I mean everyone here has brain
Starting point is 00:30:10 worms and the 15,000 people watching also have brain worms. Yeah. But they get them like transmitted through us which stop. Go like stare at a wall or something. Just kidding. They, you should watch this stream. Anyways Fox Nation Nation is such a mess, and it's one of my favorite things in the world because of how fucking stupid it is. There was the mock trial of Hunter Biden, which was a mock trial of Hunter Biden with a mock judge and two mock lawyers
Starting point is 00:30:38 and a mock jury that I think they got from an Auntie Anne's line at the mall. And it had to be taken down because Hunter Biden sued them because they kept showing his junk. But I live tweeted my entire watch through when it first came out. So I still have all the clips from it. Like they're not gone. It was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And then with the Patriot Awards, which is their take on the Oscars, they're like four awards one year, it was Patriot of the Year, Most Valuable Patriot Awards, which is their take on the Oscars. There are like four awards one year.
Starting point is 00:31:05 It was Patriot of the Year, Most Valuable Patriot, the Back to the Blue Award and 2022, Most Patriotic Badass, which went to Pete Hegseth. If you tried to press... They give awards to themselves? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like, we, Pete Hegseth, you put together this. So we're giving you the 2022 Most Patriotic Badass Award. And it was like, that was one of four awards.
Starting point is 00:31:27 But I didn't get any. I wasn't even not. I know. Justice for Kat. Justice for Kat Abu, Kat Abu Ghazaleh. But if you try to press pause during the stream at any point, you will be put to a different show. So like last year, it was like a fighter pilot drama show
Starting point is 00:31:48 and you just couldn't pause at any point. That entire website is so janky. I love it. I feel like I should check that out. What would our version of that even be? Write it off the taxes. The really great people awards. Well, if we were giving awards to ourselves, but it was like not Patriot like brain worms awards. Yeah. Terminally Online Awards. Yes. It would be like best
Starting point is 00:32:13 I do go on a podcast called Terminally Online. Brooklyn Dad. Yeah. Most blocked. Most blocked. Best block right? Like who's like, ah, I got you to block me. Although now I guess we can see the post now. Did that ever happen? So I don't know. So I still, it's really getting bad. I still haven't updated my Twitter app from when he bought the site.
Starting point is 00:32:41 It still says Twitter. It still says Twitter. It still looks like Twitter. It still got all the, it looks exactly like Twitter on my phone. But the search doesn't work. And like the trending topics you can't go to like it doesn't it's not a good app anymore because of just how those things degrade. So whenever they roll something out, I never know if it's actually working or not. Oh Can you see people who've blocked you now? For the first time, yeah, you can.
Starting point is 00:33:07 The only person I know that's blocked me is that at the real horse, the horse whisperer account. I don't know why they blocked me. I never interacted with them. Maybe like a blocked, like a blocked you thing. It still says they blocked you, but now I can see all their tweets. Oh, that's nice.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Maybe I can see that with Libs of TikTok now because she's blocked me, but likes tweeting about me and then I can't see anything she says. Oh, that's nice. Maybe I could do that with Libs of TikTok now, because she's blocked me, but likes tweeting about me, and then I can't see anything she says. Oh, well, you can probably check that stuff out. I can see right now. Also, someone said the Awormbo's on here, and I think we should recognize that on the chat. Instead of Awormbo's.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I do want to say that Decision Desk has projected North Carolina for Trump, but Twitter vote election guy, Lakeisha James says he believes that's too early to call, that he'd rather be Trump at the moment in North Carolina and Georgia, but it's not over there yet. And just so everyone knows that if Kamala Harris takes all the states like that are the deep blue states and wins Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, that's 270.
Starting point is 00:34:06 So all the ideally want more than 270. We want all the deep blue states and what are the same again for me? The deep blue states plus Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania. That would be 270. But didn't they call the cops in Pennsylvania? Yes because of all the votes. Because of all the votes. But right now, it looks like I don't think AP hasn't called it yet. Washington Post has not called it yet.
Starting point is 00:34:36 So Trump is leading there. 64% of the vote has been counted. There are still some votes from Charlotte to be counted. It's not out yet so Decision Desk HQ might be wrong but... What are the pundits saying? Hmm? What are the vibes like out there? People still feeling good? Feeling a little less good? People are feeling not so good. It might be Red Mirage stuff but the
Starting point is 00:35:02 vibes are way different than they were this morning at the moment. Yeah, I feel really disconnected from the world in here doing this right now. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe. It's definitely different than my normal election night where I am glued to Kornakie cam. Yeah, it's tough being locked in like that. It is, although part of me is like what's happening? What is happening out there?
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Starting point is 00:40:10 Mm-hmm. So I'm told. What else is new? What else is going on? I can say a few election-related things. We got news. We got news? No, we don't. We don't have much news.
Starting point is 00:40:21 You can just start making stuff up. This is not Star Trek-related. No. Do you want it to be? I'd like it themed. Okay. If you could. We will not live long and I feel highly unprosperous at the moment, but that could change. Okay. That could change. Okay. If you know at this point in 2020 it looked like the same thing, right? Mm-hmm. Because Biden projected to win by 12 points everywhere and that didn't happen and then slowly slowly the the blue votes trickled in. That may still happen even though this is different than 2020 because there's not COVID. Yeah. If Donald Trump is victorious, I think it means that campaigns don't matter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Policy doesn't matter. Oh no. I'm honestly not sure what matters. Yeah. Like at that point where it's like, like even if people are going purely on optics, I'm like, well, the optics are not very good on that guy. So. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah, it's- He looks like a mess. He talks like a mess. Right. And I think not that Democrats will learn any lesson whatsoever, but the strategy of peeling off moderate Republican voters will have been a failure. That everyone eventually just goes home and that they all went home despite everything about that guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:59 It's too early to say that. It's just that's how things are looking map wise to me at the moment. That's that's cool. I mean looking at yeah looking at the results coming in it's all very low numbers of low percentage of results for each state I guess so it's it's it is tough to know right now but it's yeah different periods of people. I just think some of the some of the stuff was like well because remember we brought up that oh Democratic enthusiasm is as high as it's been since Obama in 2008 well if this was 2008 we'd be wrapping things up already yes done here and we with Obama I was on the East
Starting point is 00:42:42 Coast and I went to bed early. Yeah. We will likely be ending this stream not knowing and potentially with a very dour vibe. Yeah. But maybe that will turn around because again, we don't, yeah. I think we've known for a while that it wasn't going to be like it was gonna be drawn out, right? I didn't think I'd know tonight unless it was a blowout.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Right. Which would have been nice. Would have been nice. It would have been. It would have been. Maybe that'll happen because this guy sucks so much. But no, it's never. They don't care. Yeah, they don't care. I think that's really going to be, I mean, obviously all the terrible things that will get worse. But knowing that people just like them. I just I know all the reasons and I know that people have their
Starting point is 00:43:27 things but like it's a bummer. It's tough to deal with even if things work out. Yeah. It's sort of a mask off situation where it's like I don't I don't feel you know great about what that says. I do I want to say I do agree with Katie's optimism with a lot of this stuff, mainly because I think that most people aren't as plugged in as us, and people are very casual. It's still surprising to me from that perspective, that casually you could look at him and go like, oh he's fine. You know, like that also seems weird to me. I think.
Starting point is 00:44:11 It's weird, yeah. Yeah, I think people like, I don't know, it seems like people like the opposite of movies when it comes to politics, meaning that like, we like new things a lot faster. We like, I think about what got Obama elected and it was so pushed of like change, new things outside of it.
Starting point is 00:44:29 It's refreshing and yeah. And like, you know, I look at Clinton and Trump and I was like, yeah, it's another Clinton. It's a name that they've already seen. And I feel like after two Bushes and like, and not even thinking about like partisan politics, just like the optics of that of like, it's like, it's a new person and they're a celebrity and we know them.
Starting point is 00:44:51 And so like, I don't know, ultimately that it, it was still surprising, but when you think about it after the fact, you're like, ah, I guess that could have been it. And I've been trying to give people the benefit of the doubt with this from then. Yeah. that could have been it and I've been trying to give people the benefit of the doubt with this from then yeah and now it's just like it's weird because the people he's back in the midterms and stuff like that like the MAGA Trumpism doesn't seem like it did very good it doesn't up until this point but again like even though during those periods like he wasn't like he was kind of there
Starting point is 00:45:24 and like being like you're over this guy but, he was kind of there and being like, yo, we're over this guy, but he wasn't the guy. And now he's back, right? Because even, I feel like, again, I'm not watching television. I'm only following what we're talking about. But I feel like there's gonna be, even if he does win, there will be a lot of, okay, he won, but in the state, they went, they leaned blue still. We're like it's him. He's the one that's got the
Starting point is 00:45:49 stranglehold, not like anyone else in the party or even their policies or politics generally, but like he's just capable of selling this idea that like they're all after you and I'm the guy that you gotta trust and we hate them and be afraid and we're gonna do this and he's just he's the guy that can do that right and everyone else seems like a real just like not good at that and not capable of selling that I will say right now I've been watching I've been looking at Associated Press and the way they do it is it's like if it leans in one direction another they immediately swap it to that color so it's it's hard to tell right
Starting point is 00:46:28 now like I think people are pretty pessimistic but it's a lot of like this state is is is red with like you know 20% of the vote in I don't know what that means going back to what we're talking about earlier it's like we shouldn't we shouldn't be doing this we shouldn't have to do this we shouldn't be doing this. We shouldn't have to do this. We shouldn't be like, oh my god. No, it shouldn't be this close. The fact that it's close is a bummer to begin with. But even just like how we like absorb the elections of like, oh, so we're all gonna be glued to our televisions and then see that, oh, it goes this way, goes this way, goes this way. No, just like count them all. Count them all and then let us know.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Yes, that's another thing we should talk about. I emailed you guys this morning about a potential like episode about this. And I think like we have to do a lot of general house cleaning no matter which way this goes, right? Because it's really like, it's just, there's the fact that there's the whole Elon Musk of it all where it's like, how is this guy allowed
Starting point is 00:47:27 to do what he's doing? There's the Democrats becoming just one giant moderate party. There's the fact that it got this close. There's the fact that they pushed away progressives that they can't stop doing that and they can't stop learning that. Like there's a lot of lessons to be learned
Starting point is 00:47:45 That I don't know how we're gonna actually learn how the people who need to learn them are gonna learn the people who need to Yes, exactly And I don't mean to be like like this could all turn around that Ohio think of you Oh, hi, Iowa thing could be right. Well, that's six EVs. So you're saying Ohio is still in play? Yeah, well, not according to the news. Okay, but we're also the news. Where's that other microphone? Do you want to hop back in? We can talk about Star Trek. You want to talk about Minecraft? I would love to talk about Minecraft. It was easier when we could talk about Minecraft. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Katie, you're going to talk about... You have all of these conversations that I want to hop into and then I say give me a microphone and you're like yeah let's pivot to Minecraft. The game I still... You do not want to talk about Minecraft? Well look this livestream is going pretty well. Maybe we will livestream me learning how to play Minecraft. Yeah. You know, I just you were having a really interesting conversation. I was like wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, I have, but now I don't know what I was gonna say. Add your thoughts. There's a new biome, they added a new biome.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Yeah, it's only in the snapshots right now. It's called the Pale Garden. What were you talking about before, though? Just all the things, like, you know, how all the lessons to be learned that maybe we should learn even though you know like especially especially as and I've seen even tweets from a lot of like tweets from I've seen tweets from accounts and that matters but you know
Starting point is 00:49:14 people sort of even sort of trying to claim like yes let's get out there and vote let's join the biggest centrist party in history. What? Like no we don't we're not doing that and like if those the lessons learned being wrong it seems to be like okay so you have this weird mega party and then you have this like weird blob of like centrist everyone and then there's no left party anymore. And that's like one thing that I'm not looking forward to, and not necessarily gonna happen, but like the more they go there, the less there's room there is. We need to make especially like just voting you know they're ranked choice voting on the ballot in some places and
Starting point is 00:50:04 things that will slowly, hopefully, be able to help and mitigate that issue. But the fact that there are people who are proudly saying, we're the largest centrist party in history and we're gonna take down fascism. And it's not working. I mean, I hope you do that, but not the free part. Regardless of what happens,
Starting point is 00:50:22 we're seeing how divided this country is and we're not making sizable gains I mean maybe some amount but in general it's it's a similar this is a similar landscape to four years ago and eight years ago and you know instead of actually listening to the party and Seeing what's happening in this country and speaking to issues that people care about, we just keep going further and further right. And I mean, it took me a long time to come around to this, Cody did, but you know, Bernie would have won in 2016.
Starting point is 00:51:01 He would have. And I think there is, we really haven't had very much choice over the last eight years. We're doing our best what we can. Obviously, this is the lesser of two evils situation, but that keeps being what we're presented with. And absolutely no listening to what people are loudly crying out for.
Starting point is 00:51:26 And I mean. We have the issues like that. Trump is like. Warping and utilizing like we're here, so much of it is simply like we're here because of the massive growing wealth inequality in the country. And people get frustrated, people don't know who to blame, they don't like, they know like this general like,
Starting point is 00:51:50 oh, there's, there are problems and we don't trust the institutions and all this sort of stuff. But that's the time when you get more and more and more divided, that's what happens when you have massive wealth inequality and then you have people like Donald Trump who comes in, a billionaire, and hoops in and tries to like take advantage of that and get what's been going on and instead of addressing those actual problems so we
Starting point is 00:52:11 can actually be a functioning society where everybody gets a fair shake and then they're not gonna be looking for like who am I gonna blame like who are we gonna who are we mad at well how do, who do we kick out to make my problems better? And it's just a bummer. I guess there's still seeing him as an outsider. Cause like I think, yeah, things are getting worse. Like, you know, just being able to afford a house, wealthy inequality, like everybody feels stagnant
Starting point is 00:52:42 and I feel like lately it's just people are looking for who represents that who represents and so like yeah by by just aiming for the middle they're just aiming to be the establishment and they're trying right yeah because at the end of the day I understand when people get upset when we say or when it's there's not that much difference between the parties because obviously there are sizeable differences between the parties in terms especially in terms of social issues and whatnot, but at the core Neither party wants to change that neither party wants to change the balance of power
Starting point is 00:53:19 That's given to corporations. That's how they all stay in office like at the end of the day that's given to corporations. That's how they all stay in office. At the end of the day, they don't really want to do anything dramatic or radical that will actually tangibly affect people's lives. Is that bleak? Yes. No.
Starting point is 00:53:35 I mean, this is, yeah. But also, it's frustrating too, because there are things, these little tiny little changes and these attempts to address those things. Yeah, for sure. But it's coupled with all this other stuff and obviously the like our foreign policy and how we operate there and it's there's just this consensus
Starting point is 00:53:53 that is frustrating to see. And even like there's this idea of like well you know maybe if they lose they're like they'll stop doing what they're doing. Well no they're gonna learn the exact wrong lesson and they're gonna keep trying right it feels like that keeps them entrenched in power and doesn't address those issues that's the thing is right now it feels like I always compare it to like an old car where if you're not doing maintenance at a certain point you have to gut the we like gut the. You have to do major work. And like so there's one side basically saying like that's the work we have to do. It's very
Starting point is 00:54:33 serious hard fundamental work. And then if there's another side just being like no you don't have to do that work. We'll kick these people out of the country. We'll demonize this, this, we'll ban this. Or like massively deregulate all the industries that you're gonna have to collect. Exactly, and you don't have to do a thing. And right now it feels like the Democrats and progressives, they don't get to sell those issues. One, because it's hard, and two, because they still
Starting point is 00:55:01 have to be on the defense of trying to tell people like, no, those people are going to make it worse. They're here to make it worse. Like they're presenting easy solutions or simpler solutions. And even when they do bring up here, like things we can do and here's our plan, the other stuff, it gets drowned out by, you know, people always like, oh, all they talk about is like Trump's so bad. Like, yeah, they do because he is. But but they do also mentions other stuff but that doesn't break
Starting point is 00:55:27 through right right largely again like it just here's what I'm gone because once he's gone then some of it some of it will start to yeah lower and I think sorry I was distracted my Benny's around he He is making his appearance. Oh, I got it. Um, yeah. Somehow Trump still represents to people something outside of the establishment. Somehow. Even though
Starting point is 00:55:56 he's there to protect his own self-interest. He is there to make more money. I get frustrated. Hi, sweetheart. Hi, sweet boy, come here. Come on camera, everyone loves you. Benny. Benny.
Starting point is 00:56:11 You know, he's there out of the goodness of his heart. He could be wealthy and retired somewhere. Yes, that's a conversation I've had in the mountains. But no, he's protecting himself. He's making more money. They are addicted to making money. He made so much money in office as president. His whole family did, all of his different businesses.
Starting point is 00:56:33 He's not your savior by a long shot. He's not gonna fix the problems, but he also is not the same politician that you've seen all the time. He's not the Clintons. Now, Carlula also isn't the Clintons. That's the thing. She doesn't she seems pretty fresh. That's the other thing. Will's got something to say. Come on, Will! Some more news directors!
Starting point is 00:56:58 We're loosening up. Everyone's in and out. That's great. Will, our director folks. Oh I'm sorry. Hello everybody. I don't want to discount the fact that a big part of Trump's appeal is because he offers white people a higher place on the social and economic pecking order. He tells certain people like these people they're getting too high in the in the status race of society because he's not offering anybody anything material. He's offering them something psychological, which is like, this is a little theory based,
Starting point is 00:57:49 but like, sorry I'm a little sick too. You're doing great. If you look at like, so W.E.B. Du Bois has this term he called the psychological wages of whiteness. Not money, but it's but it almost counts as money. It's a status wage. And you've seen throughout history that when you have programs that help everybody,
Starting point is 00:58:17 including white people, if people feel like it benefits a whole lot of black people, brown people. They will oppose those programs even though they help them. And so I think in a large measure, Trump offers a lot of people. He says, we're in control now of society. We're on the top layer. And now you can look down at those immigrants, you can look
Starting point is 00:58:46 down at women, gay people, brown people and I think he offers that you know rung higher rung on the social economic ladder of society and I think we have to like you know I'm sure there are some people he's a disruptor but like a lot of some of these conversations I've had them to like, you know, I'm sure there are some people, he's a disruptor, but like a lot of some of these conversations, I've had them with people too, you start digging a little deeper and they start talking about like people getting free stuff from the government that they didn't earn.
Starting point is 00:59:15 And they didn't deserve. And they, you know what I mean? Like I think, anyway. It's easier to say like the problem is there's too many people doing this thing, as opposed to saying the thing isn't equipped to handle the amount of people it should. You know what I mean? Where it's like, oh, it's all these people getting welfare or whatever, where it's like, no, that's like, if the problem is the amount of people is too many for this system,
Starting point is 00:59:47 the problem is the system, not the people. Right. The problem should never be the people in general. Like the like the presence of other human beings should never be the issue. Right. Yeah. I just think that in a lot of ways, like people's vote is disconnected from material benefits. I mean, like one of the things that fresh was like sort of I like to tell myself a story that like, who people vote for is connected to the material benefits that you provide them. The fact that the teamsters didn't endorse Kamala was one of those things that like broke down that idea for me, because
Starting point is 01:00:24 the Biden Harris administration specifically saved the teamsters pensions and the teamsters. They didn't endorse anybody because people like Trump. And if you if the theory of politics is that you do something for your people, for the people, and then they reward you with their vote or endorsement, I think that theory in some ways is in trouble. Yes. If they're, these teamsters are voting for Trump, not, they're not, they won't vote for Kamala, even though their administration literally saved their pensions.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Yeah. So they're voting for Trump for some other reason. And it's a social, it's a social benefit that I think they're voting for Trump for some other reason, and it's a social benefit that I think they're voting for. It also feels like pissing on the rug. I think that certainly, I think you're probably right, at least for some portion of people. I think there's probably different factors, and then it all compounds.
Starting point is 01:01:21 And if you're like, yeah, that too. The narrative that Donald Trump is better for the economy has such a stranglehold on this conversation. It's it is pretty wild. I mean Cody touched on that earlier. You know this tariff plan. Yeah that's that's going to be translated into a price increase for the consumer, but people are hurting right now. And every time you say inflation's going down,
Starting point is 01:01:51 it's not that bad, they're still hurting. Part of the problem is that wages aren't increasing, for sure. We've got automation, we've got AI, there's layoffs, there's all sorts of stuff that's happening in the world. Real wages have increased, though happening in the world real wages have increased though I don't mean to just hand wave dismiss it, but people feel it in their bank, but it takes time You know we've talked about this Donald Trump inherited Obama's economy and What do you do economically he right you He cut taxes on buildings.
Starting point is 01:02:25 My taxes got worse actually, specifically. There are things in California, or not California, but in my industry that got worse. Okay. But you know, cut taxes, whatever. Sure. But ultimately, it's not as though someone walks into office and magically your economy's better. It took Obama four years, more than that, you know? But he left office with a pretty good economy and Donald Trump inherited that and then he left with a bad economy. And yes, COVID is a factor, but it's not just COVID.
Starting point is 01:03:00 It's not, it's him. And now we're still digging ourselves out from that. But how do you message that? It's really, I mean, I think I just did. The next president's also gonna have a pretty good economy for the next few years. And if Trump's the next president, maybe someone will convince him not to do his tariff plan.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Although I guess he'll just blame migrants or whatever when prices skyrocket. I think he'll just do it anyway. He's made so many plans that just don't happen. I highly doubt the tariff plan will happen. There's a lot of things that he said he's going to do and now he's not gonna have the same guardrails so the people he surrounds himself with
Starting point is 01:03:38 are gonna wanna do those things, but then what do they do? It's not like Elon is gonna build camps for 15 million migrants. No, again, they they present very easy to digest solutions, even if they're dumb. Right. Like when like his first election, he was like, build a wall. It's like three three words. Got it. You know, like I got these nice little red caps.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Build a wall. That's what we're going to do. Where it's like when you talk about like, well, okay, inflation, technically the rate is going down, which doesn't mean prices are going down. It's complicated. It's complicated to actually explain what's going on and how to solve them. And he's very good at saying very simple ideas
Starting point is 01:04:19 that sound like solutions that he will no doubt abandon if he gets elected, right? The thing that, right, he will abandon a lot of the things that he promises, but some of the things I think he would do and I'm really hoping he doesn't win. Yeah, there are other things he might do. I think he will do the mass deportation thing. He will try, it will start.
Starting point is 01:04:43 He will try, yes. You know, and. And right, like, kids in cages outraged so many people last time, including a lot of Republicans. If he starts doing stuff, right, including Joe Rogan. If he starts doing that stuff in images of concentration camps in our country, with people, many of whom are gonna get like brought into this who
Starting point is 01:05:05 are you know who were born here right if this is not just going to touch people who've come over in the last few years it's not just gonna be the Haitians who have temporary protected status a lot of people are gonna get caught up in this if there are images of that on our TV every night, like that's gonna make a difference. That's gonna matter in terms of public opinion. All right, we've got advertisements! Advertisements which we're very grateful for. Hey there, pudding flesh! It's Katie, your dark master. You know, between this show and my
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Starting point is 01:10:52 Thank you to the people who super chatted us during the guzzle. Thank you to the several hundred people that came back, right? Did they really? Yes, thank you. How could you possibly leave before that? Disgusting. Not the AG-1! No not the AG-1, your behavior. I can smell that AG-1. You got it all over yourself. I know I really did. I usually don't. He honestly doesn't. That usually doesn't happen to me. No but you know there's thousands of people watching you do it. Thank you Hal Peasy who says slurp slurp slurp. Thank you Pascal O'Dell Rollins who says suck it down chug daddy. Elijah London, why is AG1 creamy? Is it corn cream?
Starting point is 01:11:34 Eli, Eli, Eli, Eli, we love you Eli. Zach, Andy, Joshua, Cody chugging AG1 compilation. We've thought about that. We have thought about that. Scooter, Val, Cody chugging AG1 compilation, we've thought about that. We have thought about that. Scooter, Val, like so many people, you just, like, why don't we do a political show, a new show? Hey, I'll do it again later, I just need some time.
Starting point is 01:11:56 All we needed to do. You wouldn't have to think about this stuff as much as we do, and then it's just, well, but then you wouldn't need me, so, scratch that. No, we always would need you, Jonathan. You're the glue. Should we check in with some state anything's been called anything? Oh Christ okay.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Oh! Let me see. Okay. No. No swing states have been called. Georgia stills are real. North Carolina I'd call on E. And E.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Virginia's a like, we should be winning by more than that. Oh, God, Sean, what are you doing to us? Pennsylvania's a E, E, E, E, E. Michigan, we got a wow, wow, wow, but only 26% of the votes have been counted. Wisconsin's are like, we're almost in Canada, eh? And you should move there soon, eh? Minnesota's are like, Minnesota hasn't been called yet?
Starting point is 01:12:53 Also, only 9% of the votes counted in Minnesota. I just saw that Donald Trump's leading by 75,000 votes, but it's early. It's cold. It's the North country up there. New Mexico, not called yet. We'll be fine there. Arizona. Trump is ahead by point two percent with forty nine point eight percent reported. Nevada. The polls just closed.
Starting point is 01:13:13 We got nothing yet. We got a long way to go, folks. Not necessarily for us. But the whole counters have we can't be here all night, y'all. New Hampshire, New Hampshire, Kamala's up by like four, almost five points with 62%. Going, what else? Hussain what? Hussain?
Starting point is 01:13:33 Barack Hussain? Obama? Obama. Obama. Almost all of Florida shifted to the right. So you'd think that those people moving there would have come from somewhere. Yeah, and then they left this opening to...
Starting point is 01:13:47 Nope. No. Everyone was just like, eh, let's see where the... The people that left, that moved there were the conservatives. Yeah. They're like, I'm gonna leave California, it's too liberal for me. It's California, so we're fine. Well, okay.
Starting point is 01:14:05 I was definitely hoping for this to be a little bit of a, well, Blue Wave. You know, we all hope. And what have we learned about hope, folks? It floats. Oh. Because it's so creamy. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Excellent job, Dave, by the way. Just perfection, just absolutely. For all of the real ones that's hung out through all the ads, we're done with ads. We're done with ads, folks. It was a lot of ads. It was a lot of ads. Every advertiser wanted to advertise this week,
Starting point is 01:14:39 and then we were like, yo, we're not gonna do a video that week because it's impossible to predict the future. And you can't just put out some random evergreen topic on election week. Like imagine if we released an episode tomorrow about I don't know transportation or something and you're like I know I'm not watching that. The only thing I care about. Who cares about high- speed rail right now? So we pitched them, but we're gonna do the ads,
Starting point is 01:15:08 we're gonna do them live. And here we are. Although you still should record them tomorrow. We're gonna still, Jonathan's telling we have to still record them tomorrow. That's okay, we'll do that. Benny is getting keyed up. Thank you so much for everybody
Starting point is 01:15:20 who's been sticking around during that. And for everybody who, the thousands of people who left when the ads start. Are they back though? I understand, welcome back. Some many came back. You're not dead to us, but you're on notice. Natalie got bingo, so that's good.
Starting point is 01:15:38 Well, so here's the thing though. If Natalie got bingo, everybody got bingo. We all got a bingo. We've done the bingo. And then we haven't seen Steve Kornacki once, and I'm still upset about it, but... We haven't seen any racially charged language. That's because we haven't tuned on Fox News. Yeah, I mean thankfully on our stream we haven't seen any racially charged language.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Bother anybody. Come here. Touch. He's not gonna touch. No. Hey buddy. I think some people were asking for warmbo again. Honestly, he gives me a headache. Do I have to go get him? Do you want me to do him? Get him? I'm reaching for the AG1. I've gotten warmbo before.
Starting point is 01:16:20 I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'll find him. I'm gonna go clean up this mess that I made. Okay, go clean up. We're gonna hear. Always finishing each other's elections, all right. What else have we got? Somebody earlier, nah, I don't know. I don't know what questions to answer. What things to give you guys, what nuggets.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Katie, what is your favorite LCD sound system song asks Christian Zombie Vampire? All My Friends. I mean, Dance Yourself Clean is a frigging banger and I'm stoked for it, but All My Friends is something I play a lot. Oh yeah, it's a is something I play a lot. Oh yeah, it's a classic.
Starting point is 01:17:05 It's a classic. And I know, Jonathan, I do have to listen to the new song definitely before I go dance myself clean at the show on Friday. Which is still legal to do no matter what happens. Is it? Are you sure? I can only assume it will still be illegal on Friday.
Starting point is 01:17:19 It's like I don't wanna dance myself dirty, I just wanna dance myself clean. And if you guys are at the show, come up to me as long as it's not weird. Why did I say that? Are you dancing? Oh god. You're back. You're back! Can you? Let's see it. Dance yourself clean. Yeah. Actually it's not bad. I, it's not good. It's a lot of, it's very swaying.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Well, it's not bad. Did you just? I did not. Insult? I didn't, dude. Get that breath away. Bro, no! No, I just- That's okay.
Starting point is 01:17:54 I just wasn't complimenting you. I like it. It was pretty neutral. Insult me more. Okay, you fucking suck, man. I'm gonna remember this forever! Your voice- Is great.
Starting point is 01:18:04 Grills into my brain like a jackhammer. You know what else grills into your brain? What? My eggs. Is that probably, did you put that brain worm in Robert Kennedy's? No. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:20 I'll never tell. Hey, Warmbo. So in a lot of ways, Warmbo might be in charge of the Department of Health and Human Services in the next month. I would never put a brain warm in anyone who's gonna be in charge of things. The way you're saying that makes me not believe you, man. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:18:39 My tone is how I always talk. Okay, I'll just say yes and move on. Thank you. No, it's not. How are you feeling, Wormbow? I will say yes to Wormbow, what? How are you feeling tonight? How are you feeling about the election? I always feel great.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Have you? Is it what election? The election, the one that you're running in for president. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, I just got so many things going on all the time, I forgot. Um, yes, stay in line for Warmbo. Stay in line, online for Warmbo. You're not feeling like intimidated or nervous at all tonight? No, Warmbo just wants to dance.
Starting point is 01:19:22 Alright, I guess he's coming with me to LCD sound system No, no Tickets are sold out warm bow in the pit Honestly, maybe he'll show up I know bud. I know Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar Warmo do you want to? I mean, you can just color a lot of it red.
Starting point is 01:19:49 Maybe we don't want to take the time to do it. But you don't want me to do the thing that you brought me here to do. I mean, you know, if you want, there's like, of course I want. I have some blue for you to fill in. You can even take the blue. Oh, this is exciting. That's the color. OK, Warmbow, do not get it on my jeans this time, please. Okay.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Hey, bud. Yeah? You're doing a great job. Thank you. Just like, you know. What? Stay focused. I am focused.
Starting point is 01:20:16 There's a lot of people watching right now. Okay, wait, you gotta open your mouth. Did you get nervous? I'm focused. Oh, okay. Can you focus on opening your mouth? Yes, hold on. Let me put this. Did you get nervous? I'm focused. Oh, okay. Can you focus on opening your mouth? Yes. Let me put this in there.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Yeah, put it in there. Oh God, here we go. Go on. I'm putting it in his mouth. Thank you. Okay, and now we've got some states to color in and Jonathan is gonna. All right, the great state of California has gone blue.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Yeah, baby, this is a shocker! That should take him a good 15 minutes. No! Do it pretty quick! Did you drop the pen already? Yeah. Where'd it go, bud? Where'd it go? You find it? Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Do you need some help? Do we need a third person up there? We got you. We got you. Benny's not gonna get a copyright strike, is it? I mean, we haven't been copyright struck yet. I was never lost! The Great State of Washington. Okay. Here we go. The Great State of Washington.
Starting point is 01:21:40 Here we go. We're getting good at this now. And yeah, Idaho's top first district is apparently gone blue. Idaho's? No, I was joking. Colorado. Our guest is trying to come back in and I'm making sure I pay attention. guest is trying to come back in and I'm making sure I pay attention. Oh, she's coming back in? She said she will try again. We should put Benny in his room. Francesca is joining us folks, I think.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Anything else, Jonathan? Yeah, bloop, no. All right, get that red pen. Uh oh. Okay, okay. Hold on, buddy. Take it out. blue no all right get that get that red pen okay hold on buddy take it out okay do you want me to give you a list of states or just say everything except I don't know dang let's see it turns out that Selser lady that I heard about was wrong three days ago was wrong I know I already got already got a text from a mountaineer.
Starting point is 01:22:46 That's Wormbo's fault, I'm sorry. Wrong by a staggering. What did you do? I voted a bunch. Tell us, wait, tell us, Wormbo, you can be here for this. What happened and how staggeringly wrong was she? There's only been 74% of the votes counted, but Donald Trump is winning Iowa by 14%. So mind-bendingly incorrect. That's one of these. Votes counted but Donald Trump is winning Iowa by 14% so yes
Starting point is 01:23:06 Mind bending Lee incorrect. That's one of these Moments so so can go to hell sir. Just kidding. She's nice. Yeah, but But they've already called it so they've already called it. All right Don't drop it on my pants again, okay here we go. Wait where are we going? Which one? Wait what? Iowa. And Missouri. I'll be honest I didn't know Iowa's abbreviation was IA. No? Nope did not. What would you have guessed? I.O. I. O. That's not right. No, incorrect. Obviously. Uh yeah, Missouri. Get that. Get that in there. I was just really vulnerable right now by admitting that I didn't know what its abbreviation was. I
Starting point is 01:23:56 just want everybody to understand. You know what Kansas is is though. KS. That's right. Did it go red? Yes, it did. Fuck man. Kansas. KS, that's my initials. Also, when my family, my great grandparents came here from Ireland, they moved to Kansas. Are you listening, warmbo? Hi, bud. Kansas.
Starting point is 01:24:17 Kansas. You never know if you don't not think. Yeah. KS. But CO, which is Cody's, went for blue, so that's fine. Expected. There we go, bud. There we go. And yeah, I guess color in most of Nebraska, I don't know where the dot is, but leave a little opening for blue there.
Starting point is 01:24:47 Warmbo, you need to do this with precision, okay? Yeah, good. Very precise, buddy. Very precise indeed. We're getting hearts. Something's working for people out there. It's gotta be the sounds coming out of your mouth. This is ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:25:06 And then Montana, Idaho, and Utah. All of these states are red! Well they were always. They were always, but my goodness. No swing states have been called yet. When you look at this, it's not good. Okay, here we go. Montana.
Starting point is 01:25:22 Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah, I going giving you the wrong one. Montana's freaking huge. It's really big. Yeah. That's where Yellowstone lives right? Montana population. Yellowstone lives in Montana. 1.1 million so there's like three people per square mile. Sounds like kind of nice. Beautiful people I'm sure, but you know, it's a... Beautiful landscape. Yeah, no, I've heard it's quite lovely out there. You ever seen the show Yellowstone?
Starting point is 01:25:51 No, but I've heard Montana's lovely. People love it, but it's fine. Warmbo, Warmbo, don't use all the pen on, oh no, oh no, geez. You keep throwing this pen everywhere and it's getting on everything. Warmbo. Okay, what else we got? Just Idaho and Utah. He's throwing this pen everywhere and it's getting on everything. Warmbow. Okay, what else we got? Just Idaho and Utah.
Starting point is 01:26:08 I'm so sorry to the ground that I just dropped that thing on. Certainly not a human down there. It's okay. I can talk to whatever. Wherever. Whatever, wherever, whenever. What else we got, Johnnie? What kind of thing do you want me to talk to from the past? Idaho and Utah. You can take the pen away from him if you want to.
Starting point is 01:26:29 Idaho and Utah. One thing about us is if we commit to a bit we stick to a bit. No I think this is really compelling content. This is I'll tell Nick cut everything except warbo filling it in so the podcast will just be... Nick are you watching? I don't think I have to go to sleep. It's early. Wombo is watching in Idaho. Wombo is always watching. No! Let me say it! Wombo is... Well now I don't want to. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, they don't remember.
Starting point is 01:27:09 It's been a long time. Of course they do. Nick, are you watching? If they want anything like Wompo, they always remember. I got to say it, okay, what next? Okay, that was chilling. Just Idaho. See if there's any last minute stuff I can say.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Yeah, let's check the news. The news is bad. It's appropriate because my head's starting to hurt. You know, I'm sure Biden's probably a little happy right now. Yeah, with Jill out there in her red pantsuit. Let me tell you about Alan Kat. Alan's blood looks so easy, huh? Well, he's not at Kamala's watch party.
Starting point is 01:27:45 We know that. So bitter. I mean, well, you know, come on. Okay, here's the thing. We got, and then you can't, so why? Come on. It's not bad. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:27:57 It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not. But it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's a neutral comment. Yeah, perfect.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Thank you for receiving that better than Warmbo did. Oh did he not? He did not. I said you weren't bad and then I said you're not great and then he got a but you're not bad. Oh well he doesn't. He doesn't. I know I understand. His reactions. Rich ass clown Bernie Moreno has defeated Sherrod Brown in Ohio. Itof. Oh my God, really? It's really not a good night, is it? Well, that's cool. I mean, right now it looks like Trump's on the way to winning the popular vote as well.
Starting point is 01:28:31 What? Sssss. We've got some, I agree with you, Natalie. But Kamala would have to make up a lot of ground very specifically in all the places that have not been counted yet, which would be one of those very it's unlikely to have happened. Not feeling great.
Starting point is 01:28:51 You don't get it man. You don't get it what? You just like not get it. What do you not get? Why any individual human being would vote for Donald Trump for president of the United States. Like, even if you even if you like the guy's policies, have you listened to him in the last month? Ranting incoherently, being super racist.
Starting point is 01:29:14 Just like really racist, really awful, really aggressive, really just like the angriest person in the world. What's our path to hope here? The same as it has been. Doing a January 6th. Wink, no. Wink, wink. The path to hope right now is that a lot of outstanding votes in Philadelphia
Starting point is 01:29:33 come in for Kamala, that Michigan and Wisconsin were still waiting. Again, unless she loses a state that that's not a swing state, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin still does it, and Arizona and Nevada, there are still paths. You know, North Carolina has, it looks like the AP called it, Washington Post still has not. Georgia is, it's not looking good. Yeah okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:11 Well that's the way it is right now folks. That's just the way it is. Should we sing Hallelujah? Should we sing what else? Get our white suits on and sing Hallelujah? Yeah. sing what else? A day in the life? Get our white suits on and sing Hallelujah. I mean we can do a, play a song.
Starting point is 01:30:29 If that's where we're at. If they copyright infringe us now then. Oh well. But you know what? What? I don't know. Something. We'll see. We'll see. Again, I'm just getting my information from I'm getting my information from Jonathan. Who is multitasking in a lot of ways.
Starting point is 01:30:47 What if I was just fucking with you guys the whole night and I'm like this is over I'm like everyone act really dour we got 400 electoral votes people are partying in the streets. I would be remember when we all partied in the streets. I'd be very happy because of the results. Remember when we all partied in the streets? Yeah that was a fun day. And that was like the first time I'd seen you in a while. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:06 Out in the streets. Out in the streets. Saw each other out in the streets. Out in the streets. I was trying to describe that, and people were really like, what? Really? I didn't live here. Like, literally, it was a party in the streets.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Yeah, he sucks. Like, really? Yeah, he sucks. This whole town went wild. I don't get it. We also were cooped up from COVID. But maybe we'll have that again. I don't know. Maybe in a couple of days, maybe the warmbo votes will come in.
Starting point is 01:31:37 All of his eggs will successfully have stolen the election. Now what? Francesca's trying to join and I'm trying to give her a new link because she was not in the waiting room. Okay. All right. I'll just send an invite. Let's see what we got on this bingo.
Starting point is 01:32:00 We got Steve Kornacki. Doesn't seem like we're gonna be having that around. I'm gonna be getting my Kornacki feel as soon as we end this live stream. The state flips from 2020. I think that has that happened? Yeah. As soon as Georgia gets all of us. I was gonna say Georgia is gonna be it. But not officially yet. It's too bad. Natalie already won.
Starting point is 01:32:24 Too bad. but not officially yet. It's too bad Natalie already won. Sorry everyone waiting at home anxiously for Georgia to be flipped. What are you gonna sing Cody? What should we sing about? Is there a question? Hope? Hallelujah. Day in the life. I mean, what have we got? I'll just push this mic away for myself. Oh, God. A Beatles song for all of you Beatles fans out there.
Starting point is 01:32:58 How many people are still here? Oh, uh... Lots or tons? 13,500 still. Honestly, pretty strong numbers for this slate. Y'all are real ones. Everybody sing along. I read the news today, oh boy.
Starting point is 01:33:24 What are you doing? Oh, we're gonna get demonetized? Yeah. Okay, so here we go. This is all for naught. I read the news today, oh boy. I still don't like it. About a lucky man who made the grade. I still don't like it. He blew his mind out in a car.
Starting point is 01:34:08 He didn't notice that the lights had changed. A crowd of people stood and stared. They'd seen his face before, or whether he was really short, or if he was from the House of Lords. I saw a film today, oh boy. The English army had just won the war. A crowd of people turned away. A lot of people turned away But I just had to look
Starting point is 01:34:48 Having read the books I'd love to turn you on I'd love to turn you on I'd love to turn you on I'd love to turn you on. I'd love to turn you on. Yeah, I woke up, I fell out of bed. Tried to comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup.
Starting point is 01:35:19 And looking up, I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat. Made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. Somebody spoke and I went into a dream. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh what's he saying your channel too close it's too close that was fun though like five seconds the one time you know we shouldn't push it but that was fun though. It took like five seconds the one time you played this exact song. We shouldn't push it. But that was fun.
Starting point is 01:36:08 Randy Newman! That's Randy Newman. Uh... This is not working. I am in the chat. I am in the stream. The wheels of the bus, yeah the boots of the air. Going down town, going to see your sense, you gonna soon let down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh. Toilet people gonna be afraid, oh.
Starting point is 01:36:34 Toilet people gonna flush you down, yeah. Toilet people gonna go away, yeah. Toilet people gonna turn that frown into a flush. That's from Toilet People, the Pixar film, about poops. We love poops. Okay, well we can never back soon. Yeah, well I think this has been a resounding success except for we don't have results sure
Starting point is 01:37:10 We sure there's that Well, we might wake up with great news tomorrow. We might this this This entire broadcast will be a relic of the one night. We thought Trump was gonna be the stupid president. But I'll tell you right now, we've got a great guest lined up for the podcast on Thursday. Warmbow. Well, Friday I guess. No.
Starting point is 01:37:33 No, maybe. Should I say? Robert Evans, for those of you who are Worst Year Ever fans, Robert will be joining us for our post-election podcast. So it'll be just like old times it will be joining us for our post-election podcast. So it'll be just like old times it will be. Yeah, sing that, let's sing that. I forget how it goes. It goes, welcome to the worst year ever.
Starting point is 01:37:59 We'll get through it together or not. So dum dum dum da dum dum. Da dum dum da dum dum dum. Everything's so dumb. I'm remembering how many. Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Everything's so dumb.
Starting point is 01:38:23 Everything's so dumb and it's gonna get dumber. Yeah, I'm remembering how when we did that, how many times I had to re-record my vocals because it was really hard for me to sing that on key. You did great. I did okay. You did great. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:38:39 Thanks everybody. Thank you guys. Thanks everybody so much. Hey, real talk. We don't know what's happening. I know I already kinda had this heart to heart with you. We'll be okay. I shouldn't say platitudes.
Starting point is 01:38:52 I shouldn't say things like that because it's gonna be... Stay positive, folks. Stay positive. You know, things can happen all the time. January 6th type thing. We're not doing that on stream. Nor do I mean it. I don't know why. Everybody, I look around the room and everyone's like, Oh no. Listen, listen. What Cody meant to say is we are doing one January 6th.
Starting point is 01:39:21 What I mean by January 6th is that we're going to like confirm the winner of the election. The new year. Whoever it may be. It'll be a new year. In the new year. New year, new us. We've got a few months between now and then to organize.
Starting point is 01:39:33 We'll be fine. You know, I think that maybe he'll just change all of his opinions. Oh, I was gonna say something else. Well, I'm gonna have more constructive and interesting things to say on Thursday after I've processed whatever is happening because we don't really know. But we've got a really strong community. You're I don't know I'm not gonna repeat the stuff that's already been said. It's okay. We don't we just don't know what's gonna happen. Thanks for being here with us. We had a great time.
Starting point is 01:40:06 We did. Keeping things positive. Hopefully we helped distract you from feeling bad about things. And somebody's really having fun in the chat. I hope. Seeing the Trump one. If someone's on the chat,
Starting point is 01:40:22 it doesn't matter. Thank you so much for stopping by. and thank you everybody for all the hard work putting this together. We now know that we can do it. And maybe we'll do this more often. I think we should. Well I think we should do this more often for sure. It was only a ton of only a ton of work for everybody to get it set up. So what's that? But at least we know. Like truly Will and Jonathan are such rock stars. Everybody on our team. Dave is a rock star too. But they have...
Starting point is 01:40:56 And Nick. I mean everybody. But I'm looking at you two who were here all day yesterday and showed up again today to PM. Honestly, you go above and beyond. Everybody in our team goes above and beyond. We were being silly catching up and goofing off, and they were solving very serious issues up until like 30 minutes before we went live. So, I appreciate you so much. And Dave is like we wouldn't have a show without him. So, our whole team is we're really lucky. We're really lucky to have you guys. We're really lucky to have you guys. And we love you very much!

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