Son of a Boy Dad - ADAM FRIEDLAND | Son of a Boy Dad #131

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Awesome, man. That's my president. Exactly. That's my quarterback. Yeah.

Backstab. All right, should we start? Yeah, let's start. Yeah, let's start. Let's clap. All right. back yeah all righty welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today it is this is next week this is going out this is today's next week today is next week we're filming this on thursday september it's the wrong name this is a little homage to you to our four mothers that's what he did

they they ran a honeypot operation they said i was gonna go on call her daddy and then guys came here they said they wanted to do a casting couch with me no just the whitest dudes of all time no i'm I'm a Jew. Oh, yeah. Fuck, you know he's half... I know he is. That's why you booked him. I know he is. That's obviously why you booked him. What is this with these...

You guys don't use your own names here. I don't like this. Do they know your name is Harry? Yes. Say his last name. Say his last name. He doesn't know my last name. I know his last name.

There's no way. Potter. No? Yeah, they know my last name. They know my last name there's no way potter no no yeah they know my life they know my no this is massive your name is you have a great name adam ferron i used to go i tried to go by and they're like no you can't go by like the first couple blogs i wrote dave was like you need to have like a pseudonym yeah adam the entertainer but you were already going by ron i know well that was he was a spitter i don't want to say anything more and nick is gonna hit me if i but yeah adam friedland on the show sass didn't think

you would come dude sass was like he's he's gonna he's not gonna come in he's gonna bail on us i was like i'm afraid it's like i had butterflies in my stomach when i saw the chair on the glass door i saw the stool it's an iconic chair people don't know people i did i legitimately was like wow why why why'd you feel that way i don't know i thought it was gonna be like 10 barstool baddies lined up adam you're right this way no did we the royal penis is clean yeah no we laid off all the baddies today you came on you laid off all the baddies yeah it was literally everyone oh my god the only fans show just got cut dude it's fucking or the you had an only fans show glennie balls

from sunday conversations he has a show called only stands where he shows his ass no he just he just interviews porn stars oh Oh, he shows whole. Oh, right. No, no. I would love to see Glennie Ball's show whole. He gets offers all the time. All the OnlyFans girls,

they want to fuck him. They want to fuck him. For content. Ugh. But the show's been blown up. Why can't people just get married and just have kids

and fuck their family? Dude, we need the... What is going on with this? What is going on with this? Glennie Ball's going to do that and his grandkids are going to see it? That's what he's worried about. They're going to be... the nuclear family dude we need that what is going on with your family glenny ball is going to do that his grandkids are going to see it that's what he's worried about they're going to be like there was this there's this a video there was this website oh gosh now we're it's really boy zone right now yeah let's get it there's a website called e fucked you remember that no it

was like it was all like it was it was like a horrific website that was around when we were like 15. And there was one video on it that was like virgin first time with porn star. Was it the Mia Khalifa one? Have you ever seen that video? It wasn't that one. That video is shocking to watch. It's not titillating. It's not like arousing.

No, not even a little bit. Yeah, there's this guy and he is like um it was a matter of two sucks and oh he just ejaculates everywhere he's like so embarrassed he's like he's a big guy really oh have you ever seen the mia khalifa one no i'm thinking of one where a guy gets sucked off on a boat and he comes within like four seconds or something like that. But I feel like these are good videos to have on the Internet. Like that would make a regular guy feel better. That's what the Internet was meant for.

Yeah. And now it's all changed. Big, like big unattainable dicks aren't like the wave of the future. That's not like good for the fellows out there. The Internet should be for bloopers. Yeah. It should be a blooper reel. That was also back when the incels wanted to fuck porn stars.

Now they want them to die. Yeah, they want them to get married. I don't think anyone... The Mia Khalifa video, she was just fucking a virgin, right? She was fucking a fan. And he was just soft the entire video. Because of the performance anxiety? Yeah, I mean, well, it's the first time he's having sex on camera,

and millions of people are going to see it. It's got to be a fucking terrible thing. Yeah, he really thought that it was going to be something it wasn't. Oh, yeah. He thought it was going to be all his dreams come true. And now we're talking about him. What is this pink alcohol you have here? This is pink Whitney.

You want to take a whack of it? What is it? It's alcohol? It's like flavored vodka. It's pink lemonade flavored vodka yeah you could take you take that one home bro that's a that's a little parting gift if you want that i'll give it to my kids this is like uh you got a you got an f and then you gotta come home drink the whole thing you got an f on your midterm it's you're 11 years old and you're drinking bar stool all of our alcohol is marketed towards children dude it's like pirate water and

like pirate water is literally it's for kids who can only afford one drink and then they drink it and they get blacked out but it's the children yeah not even like college kids like little boys was it the call her daddy no that's spitting chiclets it's our hockey. Yeah. Not even like college kids. Yeah. Like little boys. Who came up with this? Was it the Call Her Daddy? No, that's Spittin' Chicklets. It's our hockey guys. So there's a guy, Ryan Whitney, and he mixed pink lemonade with vodka. Rest is history, bro. And he drinks this?

I guess. I don't know. I think it's a good money maker. It's pretty good. You can drink it straight. You boys. Just like this? Yeah.

Are you guys going to do it with me? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We're all going to do it. Harry, you too. Maybe. We'll see. Or he's doxing your whole ass name, yes. We're all going to do it. Harry, you too. Maybe, we'll see. Or he's Doxing your whole ass name, dude. He doesn't know my whole name. I know your fucking last name.

It's fucking Portnoy, dude. How do you think you got this job? This nepotism baby over here. Fucking nepo baby. Daddy! Daddy! He would have fired you if you weren't his son. I wish he was my dad.

I wish he was my dad I wish he was my dad you talk about it I love him so much you've been trying to get him on the podcast for a long time it's great it still is hockey guys came up with this yeah

it's for the little hockey kids the little hockey babies we'll do a little whack of it. We'll drink it in the middle school locker room. Rest in peace to Kobe. Body armor. Drink body armor. Is that him?

Was Kobe body armor? I think he was the first body armor. Was he? Yeah, before fucking Dave Portnoy fucking sabotaged his helicopter. For the Celtics. Radio fucking Celtics fan. But dude, we have been trying to we've been trying to get you on for a minute but for longer than that you've been trying to get dave on your show and then for longer than that dave was trying to hire you guys a fucking million years ago

like in fucking 2015 or 16 or when was dave trying to hire you guys i don't even remember that i i think i heard something or other, but I didn't even know what it was. He was like, I was just beating off to the baddies. I didn't know that you guys had, I didn't know you guys talked about sports. I was like,

why is this website with sexy ladies called sports? It was just divisions of sexy ladies. Oh, that's still what the website is. The website is just like, what do they call it? What is the- Smokeshoes. No, what they call it,

there's like a word, oh, smut. It it's a smut site they like to post smut really yeah but it's like there's aaron she's from arizona yeah and there's a machine behind arizona oh yeah they like maximize the ways that they could pedal and push the smut like there's well that's what like changed the business from what I understand. He had the four-page... Gambling rag. And then he put sexy ladies on it. Hooters girls. Hooters girls.

Wasn't that the original ads? Weren't they like Hooters? There's still some pictures around the office like framed original gambling newspapers. And it was just like his friends that he was taking pictures of at the time. It wasn't high-end models. It was like... Oh, I didn't know that. Lumpy bartenders from Southie and shit like that. his friends that he was taking pictures of at the time like it wasn't uh high-end models like it

was like oh i didn't know that lumpy bartenders from from southie and shit like that but like people got off to it dude people enjoyed it i think it is such a to read like smut blogs yeah it's not like miami you and kevin go to the bar long enough you're gonna fuck a newspaper just jerking off to the either you're gonna commit a hate crime to fuck a newspaper. Just jerking off to the morning news. Either you're going to commit a hate crime or fuck a newspaper. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I don't want to disparage the city of Boston. No, I'm not from Boston. He's more of a Boston guy than I am. He doesn't like sports. No, I like some sports. Like what? Football, but I'm also not a... Oh, you're like a Jaguars fan or something?

I like the Bills. I'm a big Bills fan. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the Patriots. I just like the fan or something i like the bills i'm a big bills oh yeah i like the patriots i just like the good teams you like the good team yeah i pick two of the good teams and then i root for them the whole year uh-huh yeah eagles he was an eagles guy all last year he rode with us really you're a philly guy um but uh where are you from las vegas oh really yeah fuck yeah yeah it's not that great. No.

But he's a Raiders guy. He was always talking about the Rugs. He was a big Rugs guy. I was a Raider fan, but like, I don't know. What are you going to do? You really can't do shit. It sucks. But the Super Bowl is there this year.

I think I'm going in. Hard Knocks got me in on the Jets. Yes. I'm going J-E-T-S. I think if I lived in New York growing up, I'd be a Jets fan. And this would be a good year to be a Jets fan. They stink. They've always sucked. But this might be the year, though. They could be nice this year.

You think so? They got Dalvin Cook, right? They got Dalvin Cook. They got Rodgers. They got Garrett Wilson. I've never watched Hard Knocks. Is that all about just different teams? Or is it one team specifically?

Yeah, you just see the football boys. You see whether they're getting ready for the damn season. Is there a roughhousing in it? Rodgers is so cool. Have you been watching? Yeah. He is so cool. He is just naturally the man.

He is so cool. The way he does that flip thing with the football. And like picks up the grass. Or did you see him go up to the coach of the other team and he's like, what's up you fat fuck?

What's up you fat fucking piece of shit? And just roasts him. Just guys being guys. He's so cool and he's a nerd and he likes settlers of katan he's the best guy ever dude yeah hard knocks used to have like they used to film like dudes in like the hot tub or you might be able to like sneak like i saw a clip of rogers like hot mic'd up talking shit or talking he was like bragging about a comeback he had to another guy yeah now. Now I think it's watered down.

Yeah, no, he said, I've never heard of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that clip. It's a Jihad Ward who used to be on the Raiders. Yes, yeah. A Philly guy. Yeah, and he was a Philly guy. And then he said, I've never heard of you.

And he said, you've heard of me. You've heard of me. Yeah, and he was pumped about that. How are you going to say I've never heard of you? Yeah, you can't do that. You know who he is. I love ball, dude. But they all just study each other on tape.

I assume ball. I assume ball, dude. But they all just study each other on tape. I assume. I love ball. I assume all football players know each other. Like, if you're in the NFL, I feel like you would know every player on every team. You definitely do. They study tape of each other all the time. They're pretending. They're lying. You do low-key.

Except Manziel. Zero hours of tape. Zero minutes of tape. Did you watch that documentary? That's why it's so good. Yeah. Yeah. He was just getting head. Yeah. He was getting's so good yeah yeah he was just getting head yeah

he's getting a lot of head he was getting hit you know who used to hang out with el prez the nose he's the best life in the documentary they were last life name someone name any human being of all time and prez used to hang out with them it's fucking oj simpson guaranteed 100 two thousand yards yeah a beast people don't know that you're a ball head dude that you love ball people i didn't know you have ball like that yeah people will go to you for your geopolitical fucking yeah the world sucks ball is the only nice thing you gotta love ball what are you gonna think but what i'm gonna i'm gonna get into fucking, like, global warming? I mean, I don't know.

Can't do that. It's just ball. You gotta watch ball. Give us your top five sports. We'll clip it. We'll throw it on TikTok. We'll get a quick million views. This will get views?

Oh, yeah. If you just give any kind of listicle. Gay, Jews, top five sports. I definitely would go crazy. There's definitely a market for that i know you're a basketball i know you're a basketball guy deep down at this point i like hoop and nba or sorry okay that's top two you like street hoop and nba no i like hoop and ep EPO. I like Arsenal. Okay. Portnoy and I, every one of our teams are enemies. Yeah.

He's a Spurs supporter. He's a Spurs fan. I know, but it was just to piss off our Arsenal guy who we've since fired. Yeah, he got let go too. I want to meet him. Oh my gosh. Troops is the best. Troops is like, I'm literally a hero of mine he we have this

thing called af tv arsenal fan tv and it is just the dumbest it is the dumbest takes on sports it's like it's like have you ever seen those like eagles like uh like uh what do you call it like heart parking lot interview yes it's like fans in the parking lot being like, Obama what? Obama who? Obama Yang. When they're like, would you let the offensive line run train on your girl? If it met the birds? Yeah, they're all fucking her right now.

They can fuck her right now. They can fuck me too, dude. They can fuck my ass. I want the football boys to fuck her i hate her this is a direct transcript those videos are so funny and you guys are like your pants are peed yeah you're eating poo poo yeah it's a disgusting fan base but that's the same level as the epl guys i would say no arsenal yeah arsenal is like at this point i would say it's, Arsenal, yeah. Arsenal is like, at this point, I would say it's Lakers-Arsenal for me. And then I like boxing a lot.

I guess baseball, that was my first sport, but I don't really care anymore. It's hard to care. What were you like? So boring. Baseball is tough to watch. Even it's faster now, it's still shit. It still sucks, dude. It's impossible.

You have to go to a game and hit crack bruise. Yeah that's a good social environment. Yeah but even like I went the other week it's you're not really even watching the game. Made me want to shoot myself in the head. Yeah. There's planes going over every two fucking minutes. Oh I like that. I like the planes. The best is just the Jews that you're

sitting next to. Yeah. And they're like another season of this. I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship the highest payroll in that's history that's literally frank the tank do you know our god frank the tank i know him yeah he's not he's not jewish but he's mads are the team of the redheads and the jews and the comedians yeah just tortured, the tortured obese among us. If you cheat on your wife, you're a Yankees fan.

Yes, exactly. If you're a Dominican, you're a Yankees fan. Yeah, if you're a football player. A lot of Dominicans at the Yankees stadium. If you're Alpha, you're a Yankees fan.

Yeah. Yes, but all the tortured souls are going to Shea Stadium. The Jays, the Jews. Yes. The losers. It's brutal. The Jokers.

You've gone to, or where'd you go? You went to a Yankees game? Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of a more of an intense environment. Even though it's crazy how little people go to those games now. Because it sucks, dude. It sucks dick.

Baseball just sucks. Also, the Yankees suck. That's probably why. Red Sox won with 8-1. Yeah, dude, it just sucks. Grand slam in the second inning. Holy fuck. How do you recover from that?

You fucking can't do it. I'm so happy for Dave. Grand slam in the second inning. Holy fuck. How do you recover from that? Fucking can't do it. So happy for Dave. As long as he's happy. Bought the company back for a buck, dude. Pretty good deal. Pretty solid deal for the boy. That does not sound like a smart money play. You guys are worth at least a million.

At least $2. $5 million. $10. This is a $1 million operation. You sell a pink vodka, you probably make what? Tons of money off pink vodka. 15 racks. 16 racks off that.

So there's 15 right there. Yeah. But then you got to pay our 15 racks each that we get paid. So it's like now we're 15 racks in the hole. So everyone's making what? $10,000 to $15,000 a year. Ish, yeah. In that ballpark.

This guy just gets to hang out. Oh, Diego? Yeah, yeah. Diego, how much money do you make every year? Diego, don't say. thousand dollars a year ish yeah in that this guy's just gets to hang out oh yeah go diego yeah yeah diego how much money do you make every year from the ego don't say no no say exactly don't fold to the peer pressure no no say exactly i probably make a quarter of what sass makes that's not true you probably make more than what i make so make four thousand dollars a year uh yeah, this is like the Cosa Nostra. I love it. There's no stitching here.

It's like drug dealers, like how a drug dealer on the corner, like he'll work thinking that he's making like bands of money. But if you break down the economics of it, like he's making $6 an hour. Right. That's what Sopranos was about. It was about like a guy who like he always had like a big wad of cash, but he was just gambling it away. There's no money to be made but you have liquid cash

on you and like Jabril jeans or some shit. Pelly Pelly jeans. You get paid in Averix, Jordans and Pink Whitney. And Pink Whitney. We don't even get the stuff for free. We get a discount for the barstool store. We get like a 20% discount.

But did you see that email that like the discount got out? It was on like a coupon website or some shit like that. And so they had to take it away from us. That's hilarious. We spoiled our discount. You lost your coupon?

We lost our coupon because it was made public. You know that we're a Jewish run company, bro. In the best way possible. In the most best way possible. Yeah, yeah. In a great way. In the most positive way possible. In the most elite way possible.

I didn't even know Dave or Harry were Jewish. But – What is it? Little Swamp Squad. Little Swamp Scott. Swamp Scott. That's because you're born – In Swamp Scott.

Your father – In Swamp Scott. Yeah. See, you know the fucking history. Yeah. That is the history. My mom was, like, going into labor in Los Angeles and he's like, no way. My fucking son is being born.

Fly her back. Fly her back now. Fly her back to Swampscott. She needs to give birth at Dunkin'. Get her home to her donkeys. But so Dave is going to go on your guy's show. He fucking confirmed it to me today. That's official, guys.

That's official. That's official. What would you prep for something like that for Dave? For the boss man? I get fluffed, first of all. I'll go in half chub at least. I'll go in 65% probably. To show dominance.

You have to. Big dick. He respects the fuck out of that. Because you know he's doing the same. I'm not going to be fully hard though. Full hard? I'm not trying to fuck him, dude. I'm just trying to suggest.

Just trying to prove your dominance. I'm going to pee my pants. Pat Bev style. Yes. You know Pat Bev is peeing his pants. He pees his pants. That's why he's such a good defender. Yeah.

He does that. You know NFL players are peeing their pants every fucking game that's what they say i caught a dude at a preseason game you could he had clearly just peed his pants just weeks ago just coated his shit it's part of the game though and pat bev too pat bev peeing himself shitting himself oh my god he's a big he's not like fucking paul pierce acting like he's gonna die. Yeah, he shit himself. He shit himself. Joe Paterno. Remember that clip of Joe Paterno running off?

That's what I was thinking of. Because I thought he shit himself, but he actually covered up years and years of child rape, I think was the common misconception. He called you shit yourself. He raped someone? What the fuck? I think that guy shit himself. No shit yourself, you raped someone? What the fuck? I think that guy shit himself.

No, no, he raped a kid. Covered up systemic rape. Three decades of systemic rape. Was Sandusky a good coach? He was incredible. He was incredible. He won two national champions. Yeah, he was so good, which kind of made it worth it.

In 82 and 86, he won the national champions. Because... You were there? I know. You were there? Yeah, I was there. Apple Valley. Yeah, Happy Valley. worth it they were in 82 and 86 he won the national champions because you went there yeah yeah happy valley happy valley apple valley yeah it was fucking happy valley yeah yeah who was there saquon was or you saw saquon when we went there yeah we we went there we got a performance oh my god quads but his legs are unreal Unbelievable I love ball I love men's bodies Talk all about the men's bodies It's gotta be tough

To hang a dong In front of legs like that though There's no way That a penis looks good In front of two beautiful quads I bet his penis looks great In front of those quads You think so?

I bet he has a ginormous dick I don't know Ginormous I feel like some of those guys Are working out Because it's like this I need to prove myself in one way or another

just the way that when we saw him the way that he carried himself that's why I'm on the league because I got a big one dick's too big my dick's too big you never had to work out

for the NBA yeah yeah otherwise I'd be yamming on everyone some of these NBA guys definitely have tiny dicks Taylor LeJuan talks about it he's like

we saw Will Compton's dick. It was teeny tiny. Yeah, oh my god. It was like a tic-tac. It went straight out. And he went to the league? He went to the league, and I think that's why. He had massive quads. All that showering with guys? They said it's a massive relief to have to stop showering with guys.

It's 18 years of showers with men. I feel like it's also prison style. We're at a time in the world where they could easily just... They don't have to do this anymore. They could just throw a curtain up. They don't need to be showering. Yeah, the locker rooms. These are huge.

Every locker room is redone every two years. They have TVs, lockers. Prez does this to you, boys? Oh, yeah. After the podcast, we got to shower up. You got to shower up? Yeah. You're joining us.

I'm going to give a little post-game. A little press conference. Pathetic performance, Harry. Pathetic. You make me sick. Drink pink. I can't drink pink. You got to.

No, I'm sober for the week. No, you just took a whack of it. What happened? I drink too much and I'm going sober until next Thursday. Oh, why? Because then I'm going on vacation. I'm going I drink too much and I'm going sober until next Thursday. Oh, why? Because then I'm going on vacation. I'm going on vacation too. Where are you going?

Greece. Greece? Are you about to go right now to Greece? No, I'm going to my girlfriend's family. Shoot. Where's that at? Greece. It's like as far east as you can go.

Massachusetts? On Long Island. Montauk? Montauk. It's right before Montauk. Damn. It's an area. I just say Long Island. Montauk? It's right before Montauk. Damn. I just say Long Island. But everyone knows that it's where the

eight figure crackers live. Is that where Dave is right now? Oh yeah. You could run into him out there. Can we call him right now? Do you really want to? Yeah, if I'm just like,

bro, so excited, so excited to have you on the show. I'm drinking your pink right now. I'm drinking, I'm sipping pink. Sorry I missed you at HQ. Let's connect.

Maybe we'll get, I don't know, maybe. His phone calls are never as entertaining as you'd expect. It's usually him just being like, what? Yeah,

he's going to give you a quarter of what you give him. Should I do it anyway, though? I'm not expecting anything from this man. I'm not expecting anything from this man. This is going to be good. This is going to be big. This is big for the pod right here. This might take us to the next level.

The mailbox is full. Oh, damn. Damn. He's sending you straight. He's probably on a plane right now. He's probably on the PJ. Damn. He's telling you straight. He's probably on a plane right now. He's probably on the PJ. No, but it went one ring. So if he's on the PJ.

You might have just crashed his PJ with that call. Fuck, man. Oh, yeah. Like that dude in Russia, dude. Is that a thing? Do they have service on those? Because I was always wondering if that was a plot hole in succession. Yeah, they have Wi-Fi.

You can do phone calls via Wi-Fi? I don't know if you can do phone calls. You can do phone calls via Wi-Fi? I don't know if you can do phone calls. You can do FaceTime audio. That's like the first thing he asked the pilot for is the Wi-Fi password. Dude, I used to be on the PJ gravy train with Dave. I used to fly on some PJ. I would go with him

sometimes, but now that he's out in Montauk and Miami and the other dude, Big Cat, is in Chicago, it's dried up for me. Big Cat's not here right now? He moved to Chicago. He just moved to Chicago to open an office there. Coward. He couldn't cut it. He bailed. In the rat race. He wasn't...

He was one of the ones trying to fucking hire you guys. He was like beating the drum for you guys. Oh, Big Cat's a big Comptown fan. Yes, he fucking loves you guys. He was a fucking massive fan. Him and P.I.T. were Comptown fans. Yes, 100%. i got hyped when i saw the follow back i was like the coolest guys in the world like our shit that's fucking love those

are sports guys they fucking those are they know ball they love ball they're fucking obsessed with ball but then even recently i think dave was talking to his guy, Austin. Reeves? Yeah, Austin Reeves. Oh, my God. My hero. No, your guy. His assistant. His assistant that you just met. But he was talking about the Matty Healy thing.

And he was basically like, oh, he was talking to those guys? Like, you shouldn't, like, none of that should be taken seriously because, like, he's joking with the fellas. I was worried I was going to piss off Korn because I know he's big. Because he's a big swifty yeah all right but she's he's out of the picture no class he's just like kanye you have no class i love when boston guys talk about class oh he's a big class guy no no no he was talking all about class with that women's ncaa oh shikari it was big into class with that he kept on saying that that one girl, the LSU girl, was classless. Yeah, classless. People were mad at her.

People were furious. She went like that. Did she not suck it? No, she did this. That's normal. Yeah, but I think it was because what was her name? Caitlin Clark. Caitlin Clark did that the game before, and then she was following her around after the game. So it's okay when the white girl does it. David!

You need to, when you girl does it. David! When you have him on, David! Hold his feet to the fire about all this. No, I'm center left fucking another vibe. It's wrong, David. We all like to talk shit. And second of all, it's girl sports.

No one cares. Kalen Clark was a hero. Did you see that? There was that influencer guy, I forget his name, who bought four courtsides. He said WNBA games. Gideon or whatever? Gideon, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And he brought a blanket and a pillow. That's fucking crazy. People got so mad at him. Yeah, that's not surprising at all. I honestly found myself getting mad at him, and I don't like the WNBA at all. It's really mean. It's so mean.

It's insane. They're all trying their hardest. Yeah. It was so fucking funny. It's really mean. That's crazy. They have to go to China on the off-season so they can earn a living wage. Right.

They need to go to a Russian prison for a couple months just to go to prison just so they can have their way. Like they need to smoke a little bit of weed in the Ukraine or something just so they can keep on. They're basically like the NBA or the NFL players

in the 60s who are working in like factories and shit like that. Like the Packers were packing boxes and shit. Is that still what soccer is like in the U.S. where all those guys

have like a day job? No. I think they probably make like $100,000 if I had to guess. I have no idea what I'm talking i thought that you i always probably makes 125k a year we're talking money probably making the same thing as diego like they're probably in the same quarter sass yeah he's making 25 sass and i'm minimum i'm just above minimum wage you're just about yeah that's why you didn't get laid off honestly oh no i my my mom was texting me she's like are you

worried and i was like i think i'm the legitimately the last person on the list to get fired your mom's doing no my dad is oh thank god yeah oh my god my late mother if she was hearing layoffs were happening on my work she'd call me I'm like you're stressing me out more than that's what was happening let me just get through this yeah

I was not worried at all and my parents would text me like you gotta start thinking about new shit to do shut up yeah shut up they were literally texting me

being like you gotta start a new podcast shut up no they didn't they said that I swear to god what do you mean a new podcast they're like Harry

we met these OnlyFans they're very very nice he's very nice i don't know your name the neighbor's kid she does only fans now you need to fuck this girl my dad sees people on youtube and is just like um you gotta book this person it's just like someone with a random channel what kind of names like like there's this girl that does like auto like she like she does like car stuff cindy sweeney my dad's like you gotta get that'll be a big one i went to union square because she was handing out i would have i would have ran we went we ran a union square because we're like right by here and um i gave her a piece of paper you saw her yeah but i didn't have a card so nick wrote out a paper that said like adam friedland uh parentheses talk show host and then my phone number and then i was like

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You were within the aura. You were in the... You should have said that Mattie Healy went on, and she'd be like, you're that podcast? No, I don't want to say that. That's not good for me. No, I think that is. Neil deGrasse Tyson went on.

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Oh, my God. I mean, television. Oh, my God. It was the true detective. That was that. What's her name? The Dario. The Dario, yeah.

She was the Dario. And then they were in. They were collabing. They were in the, what do you call it? White Lotus. White Lotus. Yeah. Right, right.

And I was like. But neither of them dumped it out in White Lotus. That was a tease. But just the tenacity in the room, the athleticism, the pure thing. Oh, my God. The combine stats. Wade and LeBron, you're just, that's pure raw talent. The GOAT debate, I mean, was raging.

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He was the one that nutted on Verlander. She's got pretty weak-ass moves. Yeah, she's a white girl. The dancing is really bad. The titties are decent. Who's looking at the dancing, Harry? I mean, it's hard to avoid the dancing oh my god what are you fucking in the bolshoi uh ballet company it's pretty rough dancing i think you're the first person to ever critique the dancing i've maybe come on that

bodies were even different back then this was actually it was before bum but i think this yeah she was on she had no ass yeah you're right it was before advent of bum I think this, yeah, she was on the... She had no ass. Yeah, you're right. It was before Bum. Advent of Bum. It was, I guess, was Kardashian not in the mix at that time? What was the other credit on that? It said starring Kate Upton, and then there was another credit. It said Terry... Terry Richardson. Terry Richardson.

That's the guy. He gave himself a credit for that project. Oh, he's the co-star. He's holding a GoPro. Yeah. He's the co-star. But what did he go down for? Because I thought that he was like...

I think... He had sex with the women he had sex with the ladies yeah I think he was like getting girls drunk and then taking the pictures but like the biggest models and I think it was

off the strength of shit like that I think he was the American apparel guy he would have sex with them yeah yeah why did you say that

yeah why did you say that so loud he would have sex with them oh it's my alright maybe and I don't want to see you say that? Yeah. Why did you say that so loud? He would have sex with her? All right, maybe. And I don't want to see you doing that crap. Learn from us. He looks weird. Yeah, yeah.

He's an ugly dude. That's why he had to co-work with them. They're the ones who get sex. The only thing is, it's photographers. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Because girls love pictures.

They do. And I think that there was like a time. They love pictures. They love pictures. Yeah. Cause girls love pictures. And I think that there was like a time. They loved pictures. They love, they love being naked for pictures. Like boudoir photo shoots on Instagram was a thing in like 2012. Like there were dudes who'd be like, I'm a photographer,

like hit me up and I'll do some. You're a sexual predator. Yeah. And there was dudes just turned out to be the lingerie in a windowsill. Yes. And, but it was, I think regular at,

you would just see a girl from your hometown that just got a boudoir shoot or some shit like that. There's so many girls that just like... They have like 500 followers on Instagram and then all of a sudden they just upload these like 4K photos of them like fully naked on Instagram. Like, who the fuck scammed you into doing this?

But now they just scam themselves. Now the OnlyFans is just like self-empowered scamming. They just are making a break up. Did you see that that guy made a... How much money did he make? I saw that on Twitter the other day. It just like self-empowered scamming. They just are making a break up. Did you see that guy made a... How much money did he make? I saw that on Twitter the other day. It was like his bonus pay. The guy, the creator of OnlyFans,

was like $13 million a day in 2022. He's the richest man in the world. I don't think he's even close, but he's definitely doing well. How is he not? Yeah, how is he not? It doesn't make any sense. Think about how big Patreon is. OnlyFans is like 50 times not? Yeah. How is he not? It doesn't make any sense. Think about how big Patreon is.

OnlyFans is like 50 times that. Yeah. It says his net worth is 3.2 billion. He's being humble. He's being humble. Prez style. Prez style. Very humble man.

Prez probably has like $75 billion at this point. He's close to that. He's really close to that. And he's still laying people off, dude. Like in a humble way. dude like in a humble way yes in a humble way in a humble way I'm not suggesting

anything about him he's just a humbly lame piece he wants us to be hungry he wants us to be hungry Belichick Belichick style yes

exactly leader of men cut the entire team keep Brady Belichick style this is our Brady right here keep Brady on a team

friendly deal classic American handsome man look at him over here and you can build around him you can build around him in like 10 years from now

you'll still be able to build a whole new roster white receivers white receivers slot guys shifty guys former lacrosse players have you met Edelman

I met him once he's been in the office a few times he's been to HQ what he's done for our people he's like the Sandy like Sandy Koufax what he has done for us what did he do he's like he's just's been to hq what he's done for our people he is like the sandy like sandy cofax what did he do he's like just jewish and plays him but also like uh has he's jewish 12 pack abs

not even i don't even think fully jewish but but he is like every time someone fucks up yes when deshaun jackson said the anti-semitic shit that guy uh uh myers leonard when he was on call of duty and he said the k word oh yeah edelman edelman is like the guy that's like we gotta we gotta talk bro he's like i'll take you to the tenement museum we gotta talk he has like a sit down bob craft basically like trained him up bob bob craft got him like real trained up on the standing up for us like he has a pendant he is the star david pendant like he wears the fucking you have israel on his cleats yeah because bobcraft sent him to israel it's sick bobcraft is like one of the biggest donors to uh the birthright program oh really yes you did birthright i didn't

do birthright what did you do my summer camp went there yeah oh got it got it got it your wikipedia says you like where you worked in... You were like in a drove an ambulance or some shit like that? I worked on an ambulance when I was 18 in Israel. It was traumatizing. What the fuck? Honestly.

What kind of shit were you seeing? Reliving trauma friends. People's lives sucking, yeah. Yeah. Someone's like dad having a fucking massive aneurysm. Oh, damn. It was really... I was not old enough to be doing that.

Yeah, what the fuck why how did you get that job where they did it was i did a gap year when i was there before i went to college there wasn't like coffee shops or something you could work at no i didn't go to work in the coffee shop to be in the fucking in the shit was i a barista yeah i don't know dude much rather than a barista it sounds way less fucking traumatic than the triaging the program like had different like tracks that you could go on what were the other ones they were like working at a farm and one was like just making believe that you're in in the idf they like give like american kids guns and fatigues. And they were like, yeah, it was like a... Propaganda.

Did they strap you up? I didn't do that. I didn't do... No, I didn't do that. Oh, you took the... I did the ambulance. Right. To help heal.

Yeah, you said, I want to save lives. Then I was kind of like, yeah. And then they took us... There was a moment where they took us to the settlements. And I was like, I'm out. What? What are the settlements? What's going on at the settlements? Oh, really?

Yeah. No, it was like where the fucking Israelis in the West Bank and stuff where they build houses. We don't have to get into this in a great Jewish company like this. I want to talk balls.

Let's go back to ball talk. I like to be abused on the internet for months. That's what I'm used to. I like to be made fun of. And if anyone finds out that I'm a great guy. Yeah, that you've been putting in work, that you have this nuanced background. Dude, the money's going to...

You're fucked. They want a heel. They want a wrestling heel. Yeah, people don't know you're rich, rich, dude. I'm not know you're rich rich dude oh yeah you're not as rich as this guy i went to your apartment it's fucking it's not that nice it's fucking i just have a girlfriend i just have a girl no that's it changes everything i walked in i was like i don't think i've ever been in an apartment this big in new york it's not that big it's I just have a girlfriend and she puts nice things in it. He's got a bunch of weird-ass books, too.

You got all those sex books. I have that one Japanese book I made you look at. I bought this book in Japan. Very uncomfortable. He made me look at it for a very uncomfortable amount of time. It's funny.

It is funny. The one where they tell the girl to put... It's about, like, incest. There's... No, no. It's about... It's a book that teaches women how to have sex.

And it's... And if you put in Google Translate on your... There's a camera thing in Google Translate. It'll translate it. And it's like, these people have no idea what sex is. Really? Yeah, it's bizarre. There's one where it's like, yeah, putting an animal inside of the girl. Yeah.

And then it will give pleasure to... The translation is very clumsy, but it's very funny. like an animal inside of the girl. Yeah. And then it will give pleasure to, you know, like, and it's like the translation is very clumsy, but it's very funny. That's incredible. They're all drawings too. They're not like pictures.

They're not like photographs of horrific. Yeah. It feels like ancient. It's like an ancient book, right? They're like cartoonish drawings. And it's not hentai style either. It's like,

it's kind of like, like it's for kids. It's like a Buxom Marge Simpson. It's like a sex ed book, but it's just hentai style either. It's like, it's kind of like, like it's for kids. It's like a Buxom Marge Simpson. It's like a sex ed book, but it's just all the wrong information. Yeah, and it's just wrong. Yeah, yeah. There's like a, yeah, it's just basically on how to cum if you're a woman. And it's bizarre.

It's bizarre. Yeah, there's an animal one. There's one where like. Maybe it works. Maybe that is the key. It's like you put something in her and it's kind of like that thing on uh like the the cam sites where like you pay money and then it buzzes oh yeah it's like some sort of remote that remote control where like you like

can just press it and then yo girl you know dude the security guard at uh the doorman at the stand was telling me that they found uh in the bathroom they found a box for one of those a love lovance yeah so he said that in the middle of the show someone was just like getting off so it's just coming hard as hell was yeah isn't that crazy that's kind of a little bit of a smelted delta situation a little bit no yeah oh yeah someone found yeah how do you know that how you know she was loving your set huh that hilarious. That would be so funny to just be doing stand-up and look into the crowd and someone's like having an orgasm. Someone's fully getting off. Harry Met Sally.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. But stand-up's become like a little bit like too party, I think. You think? In the audiences. Oh, yeah. The audiences are too drunk. They're hammered.

They're talking too much. The crowd work has prompted them to talk too much, I think. because everyone goes and they think that they're going to get they're going to get crowd work they're like oh don't clip don't clip this out and it's like i don't think anyone wants to talk to you dude this guy came to a show of mine nick came to feature for me yeah and he like stood up and he was like and then eventually i guess i scored it out and i guess he was on acid and then there was just a picture of him, like, face down getting arrested. Oh, I saw that online. Yeah, yeah.

This guy just took a tab to go to the Adler Freeland Comedy. I don't know why people feel like they have to do that. Like, there's cooler stuff to do. Comedy is not that cool. It's not an event to go black out. Compared to ball? Compared to ball, bro? You go to a ball game.

If it's the birds, maybe. No, I took acid and went to a college football playoff game once at the Superdome, and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. That has to be a nightmare. It set in as I was walking up like 18 layers of a ramp. And you got another 10 hours. It was so long. The game had just begun

and I was I couldn't enjoy it at all did you leave? did you flee the scene? no we had to we stayed we had to muscle it out sounds like you've had

nothing but bad experiences with psychedelics I know that's why I kind of I'm like I you know wheeled it back in a little bit

because it was just ruining my time every time it's like it's not that fun ball should be good enough where you don't need that much extra shit maybe a couple beers or something like that stand up should be good enough where it's like it's not that fun ball should be good enough where you don't need that much extra shit maybe a couple beers or something like that stand-up should be good enough where

it's like you don't have to be like so fucked up to enjoy it there should be a natural it's like every single show there's someone that's getting like x escorted out because they can't get escorted out these days yeah there's a guy rolling at my show like that's wild why is he rolling taking molly to go to a stand-up show or something to see the gay guy from the fucking racism podcast like what is wrong with you it's not right dude we let go of a bunch of our gays today dude and i'm not gay in this honest we did lose we lost fired the game we lost some of our best games like every type of minority. We lost a dude today that they call the Demon Twink. And he – every week –

I've never heard of that one before. Demon Twink? We lost our Demon Twink today. That's a real thing? They implemented a new thing like three weeks ago, like an office-wide lottery where everybody like puts in $20. And you – whoever wins the lottery like takes the entire pot for the week. And the dude that ran the lottery and collected all the money was the entire pot for the week and the dude that ran the lottery and collected all the money was the Demon Twink

dude and we just let him go so he got all the money he just made off and everyone's afraid to ask him for the money back because he just got laid off yeah he should be able to just hightail so you guys all have gambling problems?

no do you? He should be able to just hightail. I think everyone's just like, we're just going to let him keep it. So you guys all have gambling problems? No. No. Do you? I don't really gamble. I gamble on football season. I lose every time. No, I 100% don't have a gambling problem. I have the worst luck in the world.

Yeah. I gamble on football. I like to gamble. I like to do a big parlay and put like 20 bucks on it. Yeah. And it never hits. If you hit. It'll make a million dollars.

Yeah. I like to do like a 20 leg parlay on sunday i was like i got like the when the apps were all coming out and like you know like you all like sign up and bonuses yeah i was like during the nba playoffs for a month and i just was fucking uncut gems i couldn't live that yeah it's tough to get out of you're betting tennis when we came to your studio tennis Tennis is apparently... Rome was betting tennis today. Smart money play.

Yes, it is. That's odd. Yeah, it is. You've got to learn the system. You can get a little bit of an edge. You talk to some of the tennis guys. People were huddled around the TV for a second round tennis match or some shit. People should not care that much about it.

Have you been to the early rounds of the US Open? No, I heard it's a blast, though. It's so fun. Really? second round tennis match or some shit people should not care that much about it like you've been to the early rounds of the u.s open no i heard it's a blast though it's so fun really it's so fun because it's like every single like all the secondary courts are like you know like the the shittier guys are playing there and you could just watch you just mill about from one to another yeah you just like walk around and just like watch like world-class fucking athletes that sounds fun as fuck for like a, like a light afternoon. I did it.

I've never actually done it at the U S O but I did it at Wimbledon. Where's Wimbledon? Oh, in London, London, England. Flex on my bitch ass. Fake ass tennis fan.

You don't even deserve to bet on the one in the U S London, England. I'm not going to bet on some fucking British shit. No, on the U S they have people from other countries playing in it. Fuck. Fuck. You understand it.S. London, England. I'm not going to bet on some fucking British shit. No, on the U.S. they have people from other countries playing in it. Fuck. Fuck. You understand it.

It's like... Fuck, dude. I'm fucking blowing this. So you walked around Wimbledon? Yeah, I walked around when I was like 19. It was awesome, dude. People dress up for that? I mean, you can't tell because it's like the way they're like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way they're like oh they're naturally a little bit more dressed i would assume tennis is like a three-piece suit event yeah like everyone's dressing up for that do they not dress up for like the u.s open or do people just wear i feel like tennis is one where they just all wear like tennis gear they wear like whites yeah yeah yeah what in case they get called on court yeah yeah, yeah. They got to be ready. In case they're wearing their tennis shoes. MLB manager. Yeah. Ready to get them in there. That's preposterous that they have like Dusty Baker, a 75-year-old man wearing baseball

pants like he's going to fucking slide into home. The uniforms are so stupid. They're wearing knickerbockers. I love the pajamas. They're literally wearing knickers. I love the baseball uniforms. Floppy. Yeah.

They're like, yeah. Like going to a sleepover at your friend's house. Yeah. They're the worst. It makes no fucking sense. It makes no sense. It also makes sense. Itoppy, yeah. They're like, yeah, like going to a sleepover at your friend's house. Yeah. They're the worst. It makes no fucking sense. It makes sense. Clearly, you've never slid before. If you're sliding,

you need those pants. But no, there's no way the fat manager is sliding. Charlie Manuel's. You never know what's going to happen. Someone could get injured. They have to throw the 80-year-old coach in there.

Or for when he like throws dirt onto the home plate when he's arguing with the umpire. I love that too. That's a power move. Yeah. Oh, the umpire or whatever that's a power move yeah oh the ump's really gonna hate all the dust in this shit off a little bit of dust that i kicked onto the fat umpire and i have to use my he has to use his tiny brush yeah when i went to wimbledon i was doing those like eagle style tiktoks i was like yeah would you let would you let um would you let would you let andy roddick

fuck your wife in the bum in the bosom like boff off your missus yeah for for would you let your missus get boffed by 10 blokes for an andy murray uh championship for a triple crown or what is it the grand slam the grand slam championship all four yeah triple crown or what is it? The Grand Slam championship. All four, yeah. Triple crown is fucking horse racing. Come on, brother. Which also goes back

to the fucking to Portnoy, man. Salute to the fucking Yeah, Portnoy just bought a horse. 600 racks. No biggie. Nothing for him. What's the name of it?

I don't know. It was something like Barstool's Back, I'm sure. Never dead, dude. Israel. He loves it. it was something like Barstool's back I'm sure never dead dude Israel yeah bro he loves it but also dude

I think that he would at this point I think that he would take some Saudi money if like the Saudis were throwing I'm trying to sell out heavy to China

that's my move why China why not Saudi that's where the money's at yeah but it's only a matter of time until it crashes until that bubble pops CCP dude that's why I'm gonna be That's where the money's at. Yeah, but read the... It's only a matter of time before...

Until it crashes, until that bubble pops. CCP, dude. Yeah. That's why my talk... I'm going to be fucking minister of propaganda. Yeah. I'm going to be working for those boys. It's not a bad idea.

Yeah. The way China's in Africa right now, dude, mind you... They own it. They're fucking running everything. Dude, China's everywhere. They own everything. They're everywhere. They're everywhere.

And they're not... They're like Vivek, dude. They're like, fuck dude they're like fuck like global warming does not exist it doesn't matter just fucking mind they love garbage yes they want to make more garbage just to get like whatever like tiny blackberry they don't give a shit about garbage now yeah they're obsessed with it just to get like a little sliver of metal for the iphone oh yeah Just a little taste to throw into a drone. Just a little bit of tungsten.

Yeah, a little bit of lithium. We got to get this podcast. You got to partner with India. India? They're popping off right now. Are they? Yeah, take that podcast to the moon. Dude, I didn't know shit about India.

They went to the moon. Did you know that? India did? Yeah. What the fuck? We let that shit happen? Yeah. I was surprised. We're going to need star wars on their ass right now great country we need to shoot that shit they just went to the moon last week one small step for a man a guy a guy stepped on it yeah way why would i why would they not talk about this look that up a guy walked walked? Yeah. Vivek? Vivek? No one's talking about it.

Vivek walked up there? No. I think they were like the fourth. It was the fourth country to go to the moon. Russia never did it. We never did it. We did. Come on. I don't know if he got out of the-

Have some pride for this country. He didn't get off the plane? I don't think so. Dude, he's a bitch, dude. I think he got off. I don't know if he got off. We had our boys playing golf up there. Yeah.

Swinging. That is badass. Piping. Bring these golf clubs up. You're going to need these. Just showing off at that point. Just the ultimate white guy move. Just bringing your clubs anywhere.

Oh, yeah. I decided I'm going to get into it. I played in high school. Oh, really? I'm at the level of age. I played in high school. Were you nice? No. I was good. I'm an high school. Oh, really? I'm at the level of, like, age. I played in high school. Were you nice? No.

I was, like, good. Like, I'm, like, an average player. Yeah. He's humble. I mean, no one's ever good. No. You know? The people that are good, like, become professional.

Or in the PGA. Yeah. Or Donald Trump, you see. He shot, like, a 63. He's, yeah. Donald Trump's got a nice one. He's, like, Kim Jong-un. Yeah.

He didn't miss the entire time. They're like Putin. Putin playing hockey. He scored 13 goals. Or Manny Pacquiao playing basketball. I never saw that. Oh my God, dude. They just let him do whatever he wants.

He's like dribbling above his head. He was coasting. I'm dying to get back into golf too. I've been going to Hudson Yards and smacking. Really? Yeah. Ropes. I feel like going to Hudson Yards and smacking. Really? Yeah. Ropes. I feel like you have independent New York friendships,

but all my friends are still in Philly, and they have just all abandoned me for golf. I can't hang out with them anymore. All they want to do every waking minute is playing golf. How old are you? 35. I'm 36. We're at that age.

Where it's just like you got to nut up or fucking shut up. We're white adult men. It's golf and World War IIi yeah bro i did just buy the rise of paul the third reich it's fucking brave great one yeah it's a classic i'm like i my other option as a jew is to get really into israel and i don't want to be that guy yeah so i'm world war ii golf you will get sucked into the israel shit no matter what so it's like you have to fight it with golf no i'm not gonna do it my dad at 40 heavy israel he hit the wall he went heavy israel really really just get into the history that's what i don't even know if my dad did but that's what happens to

it happens naturally no at 100 happens naturally yeah soul con it 100% happens naturally. Solcon? It happened to Solcon, dude? Kanye? It happens to everybody. Kanye? One of our best Jewish brothers? Amari Stoudemire? A good Jew? Dude, I went to a Knick game on Hanukkah one year, and Amari was the celebrity row, and

everyone went insane. He's top Jew. He's like Edelman. He's like one of the card-carrying top Jews. He's at that table. He's at the roundman. He's like one of the card-carrying top Jews. He's at that table. He's at the round table of Jewish athletes. We picked up another one. Demontis Sabonis.

Demontis just converted. What? Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To Orthodox? His girl made him convert. Oh, my God. She must be so scared.

Isn't it like a long process to convert? You just got to memorize the words, I think. You gotta get your dick cut off. Or the top of your dick. But you know that most of... They don't cut the dick head off, bro. They cut the skin. They cut off the pleasurable part. The pleasurable part. Why is that?

Is that true? It's like most of the pleasure comes from that part? I don't know. I've had enough pleasure. I can't imagine more. If it was more than this, I would have ruined my life. This has already ruined my life. I know. If it was more.

If it was better. I can't. I'm glad. If there was a bigger pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I don't want to be able to drive that fast. No. You know? God, no.

I want to max speed. That's what Henry Ruggs. Henry Ruggs was definitely uncircumcised, just flying through downtown Vegas for some strange fucking, it ended. That's sad, dude. He's in jail?

He's in jail. For what? He got a drink three years. Three years, that's it? He killed someone driving 140 miles an hour. Did you see the other car? Damn. He was like in a Hellcat or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Going, Hellcats go 140? Yes, dude. 140 is fucking fast you ever see like it's insane for the strange dude he was going to get some pussy at 140 and he's uncircumcised yes he's fast he's a he's a vegas guy dude that's your guy i guess is gonna yeah i don't think it's

gonna be good for the boys dude my mom tried to not circumcise me. And then I got a life-threatening dick infection as a baby. I was like a six-week-old baby. And I had to get an emergency life-saving circumcision. Yeah, your dad probably made that up. Yeah. I said his dick's going to fall off if we don't circumcise him. It was for the bros.

Yeah. You were just looking out for me. You had to get it to save your life to save my life i had to get my my penis my penis you can get a dick infection that can kill you bro i'm telling you aids i got i got baby aids yeah you're itralian yeah all right an irish and an irish yeah yeah and a little bit of that is some that is some catholic like it's super catholic yeah yeah that is something like ghost like oh there was a ghost in your foreskin that's why it was definitely just some naughty priest had his hands on me at my baptism or some shit like that the devil lives in the top

of the foreskin yeah some unwashed hands were being my girlfriend loose recently we've been talking and she's like yeah i don't she's like i don't think we should and i was like it's not your choice it is man's choice i was like i don't want his shit looking different walking around my house judging my ass with his gorgeous foreskin yes i don't want him looking like a fucking triple a dominican farm system guy like henry rogers dude foreskin imagine how fast he'd be dry unless you want to get him into NASCAR, dude, you do not need him driving that fast. You need to fucking snip that tip and get him right. I know anything about if he's anything like his pop,

he needs less. He's going to be a chip off the old cock. He's going to be the same as you. Is this what we're talking about? Boy, dad? Oh, yeah. 100%. All we talk about is circumcision.

But there used to be that big propaganda wave in new york where they'd be at union square with the fucking truck with like the picture on the side like circumcision is brutalization or whatever with people with yeah they had to my high school with that yeah they people there it was a massive movement i don't know what happened it's a weird thing to be it was like all boys catholic oh, really? Yeah. Just to be parked outside for a week. Yeah, what? And there's pictures of mutilated cocks. Oh, my God. They didn't have to do this. But it was like too late.

I feel like maybe go to like the parents' houses at that. Yeah. I feel like that's a weird cross-section of society that gets like attracted to like anti-circ activism. It's such a weird thing to be like that passionate about. Yeah. I ran into them once in D.C. when I lived there. And it was just like the most random group of people there was like a pissed off like old asian guy you think they're it's got a heel

that is pissed that they got circumcised yeah circumcision cruelty to boys yeah is it cruelty though they have the white suits with the blood on their dicks but they it's it really got bloody cops they're like not they they they're not like you you can't tell if they're like democrat republican no they're not that's a whole separate gay guy this was the one it's like a photo shoot there's like a young blonde woman alone yeah who like clearly had one bad experience yeah and then like i met i like walked it walked up to them and i was like what are you like you guys are against it and i was like well i didn't have a choice dude they took it when I was nine. You can't shame me for the sins of my father.

I was like, so what do I fucking do? So I just have a worse cock forever? And they were like, there are reattachment options, but you will never fully regain the sensitivity. Yes, dude, that was a truck I used to see. Getting it re... I did not consent. Harry, it's a little bit, a little bit, you know what, you know who they're talking

about. It's a little bit veiled. Are we talking about the Jews? Yeah, it's anti. Anti. It's clearly anti. It's clearly anti. But there is like a weight that you can...

I did not consent. Dude, wouldn't you rather just get it when you're young rather than getting it when you're like fucking 15 and you can consent? Yeah, I wouldn't do it as my choice. Yeah. Go to a rabbi and say it's time yeah you're gonna walk up to your parents one day like i've been thinking i've been thinking i want my half of my dick removed it's crazy that my family were all there is it like there was like snacks and stuff like it's like a bris oh yeah event it's a ceremony i've said this before on on my show but like yeah there was like a bris. Oh, yeah. It's like an event. It's a ceremony. I've said this before on my show, but like, yeah, there was like a fucking like-

There was finger food. Like champagne. There was crudités. They're popping bottles. There was like a fucking- Locks. Locks. Yeah.

There were bagels. And then just a baby's dick and an old man just like, eh? Just like- Oh. It's a bizarre ritual. There's calamari there, which is like weird because it kind of looks a little bit similar. That's fucking nasty. That's crazy.

But they regrow it, and I think they put a weight around the skin to pull it down to try and regrow it. I think that there's a process to a weighted foreskin regrowth. Why don't people just get married? Just have a nice life. What's wrong with people these days? They're putting weights on their dicks. They're putting weights on their penises. Just have a nice life. What's wrong with people these days? They're putting weights on their dicks. Yeah. They're putting weights on their penises.

Just to regrow. I thought that was a thing just to make your penis bigger. People put the weight on it. Just watch sports. Just watch sports. A little bit of ball. That'll get your dick right where it needs to be. They're so good in the NBA now.

They've gotten so good. And they're getting better. They're getting better. Dude, these ant highlights from the fucking FIBA. Fucking incredible. The way Pat Beth talks about Ant, he says he's going to be like the next Kobe. He's like that. He has that type of ceiling.

Because he's of that generation. They're all like... They're buddies. I think that Jimmy was the only like alpha post yes Kobe and he has a killer instinct he was like Jimmy had the

the sociopath yes I think Ant has it in him LeBron doesn't LeBron's like a nice guy he wants to be friends with everybody he wants to be liked

he wants people to think he reads he loves to lie I love the lies yeah I love that during the bubble when

during George Floyd when he was reading page one of Autobiography oh yeah he was shirtless on the exercise bike and he's on page one of Autobot oh yeah he was shirtless on the exercise bike and he's on page one

it's just the and then they ask him in the presser they're like what have you learned he's like you know a lot of

yeah he can't read my favorite LeBron shit is the ones of him rapping he's never had to he's LeBron

have you ever seen LeBron rapping where he just doesn't know any of the words and he's trying to sing along I love it the rolling stone with the rollio I love it. The Rolling Stone with the Rolio. Yeah.

I love it. He's saying all the wrong words. Jack Portfolio. Dude, I love him, man. He's great, but he doesn't have the killer instinct. But I think it might, dude. Anthony Edwards might. But he's brawn, right?

And he's still so insecure. You think? You know, like. Yes. That's why you pretend to read. KD has it too. KD is insecure. KD will get on Twitter and fight people

he's reading Reddit yeah yeah KD has burners he's like going into the comments yeah I think a lot of these dudes do he's like what do you mean I look like shit

on son of the boy dad yeah he's like you suck but all don't all aren't all athletes how much money do you make? aren't all athletes

really like that? like I think they all they all read everything I don't all athletes really like that? Like, I think they all read everything. I don't think that, like, the psychopath. I don't think, like, the sociopath. Like, the Kobe, the MJ. Yeah. I think now Ant.

And then Jimmy Butler, I don't think gives a fuck. Yeah. He openly does. Durant, yeah. Durant's insecure. I think a lot of them are. He hates Dave. Him and Dave get into it all the time on Twitter. Who? Durant? Yeah, Durant's insecure. I think a lot of them are. He hates Dave. Him and Dave get into it all the time on Twitter.

Who? Durant? I think it's like. We gotta broker a piece of court. That's Kyrie. KD, I think, is. Oh. KD's the bro.

I thought KD and Dave used to go back and forth. Oh, KD's brother. Kyrie. Yeah, yeah. Kyrie? Yeah. Wait, he says he doesn't have class? And the anti-Smitic stuff from Kyrie

you know what I mean he doesn't like any of that what did Kyrie say he was like retweeting documentaries oh it was a documentary about black Israelites yeah black Israelites the black Israelites are fucking crazy I love Kyrie he's a fucking artist black Israelites are

they like run shit in Philly we had them in DC.C. too. Medieval garb and shit like that. They're the best. Or they're dressed like Malcolm X and selling bean pies. They always sell bean pies. They used to be by the movie theater in Chinatown in D.C. And they just shouted at people.

They had a megaphone. I was shouting at this white lady. And he goes, they got gay animals they're making the animals gay and she's like you can't say that and he's like shut up bitch and it was like the funniest thing I've ever seen stop saying that

you're not allowed to say that about the animals you have no idea I think they were right about that the frogs are turning gay the frogs are getting gay. Ooh, is it pouchy? No, I think... Alex Jones said that.

Alex Jones said the frogs are gay. But it turned out to be true, and I think the black Israelites were getting the info from Alex Jones. They're saying that the frogs are trans now. Dolphins are gay. Dolphins are gay. Gay rapists. Dolphins fuck blowhole. They're the only animals that have nasal sex.

No way. Yeah. That's nasty they pipe they pipe they pipe any hole yeah they're freaky they're freaky they try to fuck ladies yeah they fuck humans they try to fuck humans yeah they get hoardy for chips they just did it they just did a sketch about this they're trying to look at our women yeah how about the first guy well it's probably because all that everyone's also like cuddly with dolphins. They all go swimming with them and they're all grazing their whole body.

Yeah, they're so lovely. Oh my God. Is that his dick? Is that a reenactment? That does not look... Is that a real dolphin dick? Yeah, look how happy they look. Yeah, they are smiling.

Even the receiver was smiling. No, it's pleasurable. I think it's more about getting it than getting it. It's like the guy who comes from eating box. You guys are best friends, brother. Yeah, those are just platonic male friends.

Imagine how you chill with your bull. It's like Middle Eastern dudes who hold hands with each other walking down the street. My dad, when he used to work on documentary film crews in Africa, and he said that they were like... This was when he was like 19. He wanted to be a filmmaker and there were tribe there was like a tribe um where the little boys were would

hold each other's penises that's like that's how you showed your boys no that's how you showed your like hanging with your your guys i respect that belichick vibes yeah that's kind of fire it's like elephant walk doesn't have to be this gay, frat, hazing type of thing. It could just be platonic girl friendship. Let me grab that cock. Why do you have to be down

at Roll Tide, Alabama holding guys' dicks? You can just do it with your friends growing up. Just be with your bros. That's probably what Sandusky was going for. Like a friendly,

just like, let me grab that thing real quick. I don't know. Let me just clap that thing up real quick. He was an offensive guru? Defensive one of my one of my uh trying to tighten that bond one of my groomsmen went to he got like scouted by him to go to like a linebacker camp when he was like 10 years old or whatever and his dad was like oh no his dad was like let him go like to his his dad and mom had like a shouting argument being like this is his chance and his mom's like

no it's fucking weird you can't like go wait this was already known no it wasn't known at the time oh shit in the community everyone knew was sandusky fucking little boys i thought he was fucking grown boys no no no only littles so in your book harry it's different big time so he wasn't fucking the team i I thought he was fucking the team. It was, no, it was little boys. Oh, okay. He had an orphanage. I was going to say, if there's like... No, he had like a kid's foundation.

Yeah, there's like defensive linebackers who can't fight off Sandusky. He's a bad guy. Yeah, it was like the second... Jerry's kids. No, he literally did, dude. It's not even like he would find the like... Is there like a documentary about it? I got to watch it.

There's like an HBO show or something or it's like Al Pacino playing Joe Pa Diego do you have a USB-C I'll find one for you let's go

charge that bitch up thanks brother I'm gonna piss real quick some piping hot smoke where we at time once I kinda have to yeah are we done

we have an hour hour six but I think oh we're good to go I don't have to go yeah he's got a skedaddle let's just let's just

let's just wrap it up that was fucking that was awesome dude thank you for all the Sandusky talk yeah right as I get into the specifics of how

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whatever it is. I'm going to show you the whatever it is. Dave swore that he would go on. He's like, I'll definitely do it. Let's hold him to it. I feel like putting it out there. Let's let the community. Right, they can all hold him to it.

They can all get behind it. Let's let the community. Friedland has swarmed Dave's. If he's going to be a leader of men, he has to stand by his word. Lead by example. Lead by example. Lead by example. Go on the show. Good shit, he has to stand by his word. Lead by example. Lead by example. Lead by example. Go on the show.

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