Son of a Boy Dad - Ain't No Rest For The Hypothermic - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 89

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

Sas' bedroom is a brisk 3 degrees at all times now, dogs are eating horse shit, normalize the occasional hit and run, homeless people are out here cheating on each other for survival, one lucky listener is going to be gifted Sas' old airpods, the fellas are heading home for Thanksgiving, and this might be the last episode ever of Son of a Boy Dad? Ads: SoCo Learn more at https://barstool.link/SouthernComfortBSS Bearbottom Clothing Go to https://barstool.link/BearbottomSOABD to get free shipping on your first purchase. Everyplate Get your first box for just $1.49 per meal with code BOYDAD149 at https://barstool.link/EveryplateBSS Ridge Wallet Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeSOABD to save up to 40% off through December 22nd.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today, it is sometime during the week. Yeah, it's definitely not the weekend anymore. It's definitely not the weekend anymore.

We're not in fucking Kansas anymore, brother. No, we are not. We're in the weekend anymore. It's definitely not the weekend anymore. We're not in fucking Kansas anymore, brother. No, we are not. We're in the week. And Thanksgiving has come and gone, as it always does every year. And I can't believe there was that big tragedy that happened. Yeah. I can't believe all those people died. That was not good.

That was not good at all. That wasn't great, what happened. But, you know, at least everybody got to see their family. And we want to give a big shout out to Donnie and PFT. Hopefully they make it out safe. Hopefully they get released, yeah. Hopefully they get released. Because them being 10 years is a long sentence.

And especially, I mean, you know the prison camps up there. People get put in the system and they don't come out. They get put in and they don't come out. And there's nothing you can do about it. years is a long sentence and especially i mean you know the prison camps up there people will get put in the system and they don't come out and they don't come out and there's nothing you can do about it but uh they might die in cutter over there but we're wishing the best for them totally totally um bring our boys home bring them home bring home donnie bring home pft they shouldn't have drank that single light beer no they shouldn't have shown solidarity with their gay brothers and sisters yeah we are uh recording this a week early so those are just some predictions for how the next week is gonna go yeah i also can't believe dolphins went extinct this past week holy

shit i thought they'd have a better run. Jalen Hurts passed away. No, don't say that. That is devastating. Don't you dare say that, dude. That's devastating. You ever have a baseball go 90 miles an hour through your fucking skull? And it was him and the backup, so I'm sure the third stringer is going to be decent. They only have a first stringer and a backup. No, they got a third. He's on the practice squad.

He's coming up from the practice squad. Ian Book from Notre Dame. Is that who it is? Yeah, Ian Book. Dumb name. Did he start at Notre Dame or was he a Book from Notre Dame. Is that who it is? Yeah. Ian Book. Dumb name. Did he start at Notre Dame or was he a backup at Notre Dame? He started, but he was small. He was like short.

He was like 5'11". Yeah. A little bit too short to be quarterback. I didn't get the job done for quarterback now. You've got to be tall. He's not even able to see above the offensive line. Off of the offensive line. He probably won't be able to see above the blades of grass in front of him with his short ass.

5'11". Seriously, get off your knees. Too short. Oh wait, he's standing all the way up. Sucker. What a fucking sucker. What's good with you, my bro? Nothing. I'm just hanging out, man. Back in the freaking city. Glad to be back. Going home tomorrow for Thanksgiving. Tomorrow morning

10.59. Trained. Getting around 2.25. Perfect. Well, that's the time change. That's the time change from here in Massachusetts. Uh, yeah, man, just pumped to go home, pumped to see the family, pumped to see the dogs, see the kids. I, uh, yeah, a lot to look forward to. Wow. So you did just yourself about the kids. Should we talk about how you had a kid when you were a sophomore in high school? Yeah, man. I have two kids.

I fucking love them to death. You know, I'm just pumped to see them. Mom's going to bring them over. And even though you guys aren't together anymore, you do an incredible job. Yeah, we're doing our best. We're doing our best. Yeah, the 60-40 splits every other weekend and everything like that.

It works out, but I just can't believe... They got to come see me perform at Bridgeport other weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It works out, but I just can't believe— They got to come see me perform at Bridgeport this weekend. It was fun, man. What does it mean when Daddy says the F-slur? Yeah, they have a good time. They get it. Yeah, Mom's not thrilled about the whole comedy thing, but we do our best. Well, it teaches them to follow their dreams.

Yeah, yeah. They're going to have to learn at some point that, you know, the world isn't all roses and fairy tales. No, man. Sometimes you pop out two kids when you're 14 and you just got to learn how to deal with that. And that was the first two times you had sex. Oh, yeah. You were hitting 100%. You nut and then a baby comes up.

Yep. Twins from two different moms. Four children. Yeah, that shit's crazy you're you're doxing yourself like crazy yeah it's fun when they come out though you know they love to see grandpa and great grandpa too he's still around so we got a good we got a good dynamic going there you got that you're all young enough that there could be a great great grandpa situation yeah yeah you could be a five generation household yeah before it's all said and done interesting it's interesting i'm excited to see how they turn out but but that would require them i mean so you had it when you were 14 you're 21 now so they're seven years old so within the next seven years if they have their own kids they'll be at the same pace that you were

and you'll be able to have uh you'll be 28 with grandkids yeah look i see nothing wrong with them popping out a couple when they were around my age i mean they turned out decent well dude all 14 year olds should know that with global warming the world's gonna end in 12 years so you gotta do what we gotta do you gotta start fucking now yeah if you want to repopulate when we get into an inevitable noah's ark situation you're gonna have to start fucking now. Yeah. If you want to repopulate when we get into an inevitable Noah's Ark situation, you're going to have to start fucking now. That's what Greta Thunberg is saying anyway. Greta Thunberg?

That's what Greta Thunberg is saying. What is she saying? She said we had 12 years, and that was like four years ago. Oh, shit. The clock's ticking. Eight more years. That's not a lot. Yeah.

Why even try and solve the problem when there's that little time? Now we've got to just kick it into overdrive at that point. No, I think at that point. Start burning everything. Yeah. Or you just turn it into Babylon from the Matrix and turn everything into a fuck fest. Yeah. I don't care about anything.

So I don't get that reference. Some fucking classic movie reference. I know. I've never seen it. It never appealed to me at all. Why? I don't know. It just didn't. It's pretty sweet. A little too fast for me. I've never seen it. It never appealed to me at all. Why? I don't know. It just didn't.

It's pretty sweet. A little too fast for me. I'm a slow guy. Yeah, you're a pauser. It would take you three days to finish that movie with the amount you'd have to pause. Uh-oh.

Dude, it's getting, it's a little, it's kind of annoying because it's freezing outside and then you come in here and it's like hot as fuck. It's sweltering hot. It doesn't make any sense.

They're heating it for women. Yeah, I wish they wish they wouldn't do that yeah they should just let us men uh kind of acclimate to the temperature keep it at like 70 always why would you even change it from yeah there's no reason to put it up and put it down it should be at the same temperature always people get in from the cold and then jack it up being like i gotta warm up real quick and the next thing you know you're fucking sweating. You're fucking losing all your toxins through your pores.

It's either that or it's freezing. It's never just a normal, I've never been in this office once where it's just a normal temperature. It's because these power players in our office, fucking big cats

always going up and smashing the shit. Those guys, they just hang out by the thermostat and just fuck it up the whole day. Just keep it at one temperature.

Exactly. It's not get carried away. It's not fair for these. So I got to put my jacket on when I'm out there but then I'm in here I got to take my jacket off. And then you start sweating

a little bit. And now I'm sweating. And then it fucking messes up your countenance. It messes up the way that you're looking. It messes up everything. Yeah.

It's bullshit. And I blame Big Cat. I blame Big Cat too. He's got some set of balls on him. But the temperature shit's getting out of control dude my room last night was probably in the 30s dude you got two pairs of socks tucked in or pants tucked into socks two sweatshirts on and long sleeves and shivering the whole night you

were basically a homeless person dude it was insane you're sleeping outdoors because yeah my ac is not properly set up like it never was so it doesn't it has to be like flush with the walls and you have to seal all the edges so it's like duct taped up and that the cold air is just breaking right through the duct tape so it is like it like there's like holes so it's like literally like it was 30 degrees in my room last night like i've never experienced never experienced that cold. Like, it felt like I was sleeping outside. But you just can't pull the air conditioner inside? No, because I think when I open, I think when I pull it out, it's going to spill everywhere and it's going to get all on my bed.

And so there's no room next to your bed? No, it's right over, it's right over my bed. Oh, man. Yeah. What about stripping your sheets or something like that? Yeah, I mean, I'll probably just tough it out tonight and then try and pull it out tomorrow before i go back to massachusetts you're not pulling it out ever no i'm gonna because it's getting annoying and also then once i pull it out i can finally use my tv again which will be nice

you but you sacrificed tv for yeah that's terrible i've been able to play video games since last uh winter i appreciate that you have the means to live a better life, but you're in self-imposed poverty. It's not self-imposed. That's just how it is. Yeah, but you don't have to be doing this. You could just bring the air conditioner inside, but you're cutting your teeth. You're like, things are going too good for me.

I'm too successful. No, the problem is if I bring the air conditioner inside, I don't know where I'm going to put it. It's huge. There's nowhere to put it, and it would take up my entire floor. floor how much did it cost three hundred dollars maybe it's time to just toss it yeah i might just buy a new one there's no way there's nowhere to put it in the apartment there's no like uh like a closet that has like a top shelf there is that's where all my clothes are yeah dude i don't know what people do in new york with their clothing no i don't know where i would

put it i think i'm gonna have to just toss it but like which sucks this is a nice ac lg it was a brand new brand new picks it up at lowe's or home depot maybe you need to get a storage unit empty storage with just the ac in the middle of it imagine going on storage wars like bidding on a unit yeah i mean pay like two thousand dollars for a unit open it up open it up and there's just one air conditioning in it. Yeah, casting a shadow. Yeah, dude, I don't know what I'm going to do. I've actually been thinking about that because we, like, Dugues and Owen I think are just going to keep theirs in their window

because theirs are more securely in. More securely sealed? Yeah. What about just sealing your shit up? It's not. You have no idea. It is so fucking cold. The temperature difference between my room and the living room is

like it has to be at least 20 degrees you should leave your room it is nuts dude so it just cools down the rest of the apartment it's crazy but it also my room is like weird like i think it's like i don't think it's properly uh sealed off to begin with like insulated yeah i don't think it's properly insulated because it always, every winter, it gets freezing. Like way colder than everyone else's rooms. So you guys aren't moving? I don't think so.

You guys are going to stay there at least through the winter? At least the mice will die. No, the mice are going to come in. That's when they come in. Well, not to your room. Not to my room, no. They would never come in my room.

They would die. Yeah, the mice are just... Like if a mice was in my room last night, it would have died. 100%. Just rock hard mouse? Dude, it is it is crazy and i'm someone who likes to sleep in the cold so like i don't i never even sleep with a sweatshirt on i sleep in my boxers like this was like layers of you're camping yeah this was camping your most dangerous game showing right now. I had two pairs of wool socks on.

It was nuts, dude. Can't you just tape shit over the windows? Can't you just put a bunch of tape? It already is. What about putting some asbestos in there? No, it's got to just come out. It's the only option. Just do it tonight. Yeah, I don't know. Sleeping in the cold like that is the worst but i heard sleeping in the cold is healthier for you and it's better you get your brain gets better rest but i don't think they're talking about no not freezing because i woke up like stuffy this morning i think i'll get sick if i do it again tonight homeless people are such g's yeah they

are i don't know how they do it i was thinking about that actually last night i was thinking they must have a good tolerance for the cold like they probably build up a good tolerance as the winter moves along. Yeah, it's just not that cold for them. Like a homeless person could definitely survive outside longer than like an average person. Yeah. I mean some of them just throw the mattress right on – I mean there's mattresses right on 7th Avenue. Yeah, just right on the street. Actually, dude, there's – like you walk up 7th Avenue enough, like you get to know the people that are transient on the streets.

enough like you get to know the people that are are uh you know transient on the streets and there's this asian lady and she has a bed she has like a mattress outside the five guys all the time and she like stays with this guy with this like kind of slicked over yellow hair the other day she was just canoodling in a bed with a completely different dude she was jammed up in front of one of those plug-in cell phone things and dude she i don't know if she's just giving the pussy out to anybody on the block probably She probably didn't even know it was a different dude. No. It was a black dude

versus an old white guy. She definitely knew. It's probably like a body warmth. It's probably like a body heat thing. It must be. Yeah. They're probably five to the mattress in which,

I mean, it's the only way to go if you're in that situation. Yeah, dude, being in New York in the winter as a homeless person would be brutal.

Being as a homed person is brutal. I can imagine being a homeless i like the cold just not in my room no all the everybody who was rah rah for the cold has to like they can't be loving their decision even the fat people who are like i want to wear shorts and shit like that yeah i mean it's not like it went from being like 50 which which was nice, like a nice crisp 50 to being like 30 and like in like a day. Yeah. And now it's stuck at 30. You can't even wear the same color palettes anymore.

No, no. You can't even wear like I'm wearing a white shirt right now. The fall is over. Yeah. You got to wear it. It's just brick. Yeah. I got a feeling this is going to be a rough one.

We're going to get a lot of snow this year. I hope so. Buffalo got like six feet. Yeah. That was awesome. Yeah. I would love a little taste of that. Oh, yeah yeah just right now to kind of launch us into winter because like if it's cold with no snow it defeats the purpose at least give me a winter wonderland where i can feel romantic about the winter time yeah but it's nice in the city when it's for like an hour and then it all turns like black and gross yeah people are like slipping and

falling into comas it Yeah, it's disgusting. People are cracking their heads open just trying to cross the street. Or the slush puddles that like pile up around the... And then you accidentally step in one. Yeah. Foot's sopping wet the whole day. It gets into your pants and then slowly trickles up your pants. I don't know if that's possible, actually.

If you get the corner of your pants, like if it gets like just the... How would it trickle up? Because like your pants all slowly get wet. Like it like spreads throughout your pants. No, I don't think that's possible. That's how it works. I actually don't think that's ever happened to anybody. You don't know how the laws of water work.

You step in a puddle and it starts slowly waking its way up to like your knee. If the bottom of your pants. I don't think that's how gravity works. That's how gravity is not a subject to water's not subject to gravity that is when it's clinging everything's subject to gravity when it's clinging to a fabric like this yo dude the part that got wet would get wet it doesn't rotate up that would make no sense you're gonna make me step in a puddle just to prove this i would i would actually do that get a puddle right now dude if you poured water on on your

on your pant right now it would it would not go up it like it would maybe go up a little bit what but it wouldn't you were saying you were saying if it touched your ankle it would go up to your knee i didn't say yes you did you i was watching you point going up to your knees i would i didn't want to bend all the way down to my ankle i was just illustrating that it comes up you got you got real issues man you want to argue with me dude i'm one of the most argumentative defensive bastards you will ever fucking meet in your life i know it sucks it's a terrible uh personality quality to be defensive and always try to argue shit that's what i do too it's fucking hell for everybody that i'm around yeah it's fun though it's fun for me yeah i just

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Did you watch the birds yesterday? A little bit. You betted on them, I know that. Yeah, I bet Eagles, Bills, Patriots, Moneyline, three-leg parlay, that hit. And then I had a really good parlay last night for the Chiefs game. And I lost it by like 10 yards.

Because Mahomes threw over 300 yards. Damn, dude. And I had the under. Why would you ever bet against Patty Mahomes? Because I looked up his average and it was like 280.

And he didn't get it until the last drive, did he? Yeah. That fucking sucked. It sucked. But that was like a really good parlay. It was like a six-leg parlay and everything hit aside for that. So that blew.

What were the odds? Plus what? It was like plus like 500 or something. It was like a $5 bet. We would have been eating steaks for weeks. Yeah, it was a good bet. You would have been able to afford to throw that air conditioner out the window. I'm probably throwing that thing out the window. There's no way

I think. What else am I going to do? Where am I going to put it? Set it in the center of the living room? Why don't you try and sell it? No one's going to buy an air conditioner in the middle of the winter. Yeah, but if they're smart they will. How much would I sell it for? Ten bucks? No, like a hundred. I'm probably going to have to get

a new air conditioning anyway why just because it's like it's it's all duct taped up like it's not you could take the there's no way that thing is coming out and then ever going back in you're in a pickle you're in a big time conundrum yeah and i think the the smartest thing to do would just be toss it that's so wasteful i mean how many how many people do that i feel like a lot unless you live in like the suburbs yeah i mean what do you do in new york that's what i mean like where do people put their clothes where do they put anything yeah where's storage and then even when i move there's no way that thing's getting moved with me like how am i gonna where how am i gonna move it

i am when i move i have to travel on the subway with boxes. No, that's how I moved last time. There are twice. I go back and forth to my house, to my current apartment and the new apartment like ten times. People love doing shit like that in New York. Well, it's all you can do. Or you just get a moving company. No, I'm not going to do that.

Why? You make enough money. Us blue-collar boys don't do shit like that. You make enough money. We know how to move ourselves. You call up a boy with a pickup truck and you give him a case of beer and a pizza. No, no. You swap it out. A real man handles a move by himself.

He doesn't hire a moving company. No, you're like asking a fucking stranger. You're asking like an elderly fucking Ecuadorian dude to help you carry a bureau down the subway stairs so you can move it two stops on the fucking M line or some shit. Oh, man, dude. I didn't even think about that. I actually, like, have shit because our last, my last two apartments were fully furnished and this one was completely unfurnished. So I'm going to have to move, like, my bed and stuff.

That isn't, I don't even, that's not even going to be able to get out of my room. That, my room is so small, dude. I don't even know how it got in. I had to build, well, I built it. That's why. You built the bed? I built it in my room. You built the mattress you built the mattress no i built like the bed frame that thing's not going to get out when i get out of the apartment uh well you could probably disassemble

it if you put it together what do you do when you move you just destroy everything like and just throw it out the window kind of yeah damn it dude you can't get shit through doorways no there's no way they're like couches let alone getting down five flights of stairs. Throw it out the window. It's going out the window. You got to. For sure. You should get rid of your mattress now.

No, a mattress is a good mattress. What I'm saying, you know that you're eventually going to have to get rid of it, and you're already throwing your air conditioning out the window. If you throw the mattress out first, throw the air conditioning out first, you're already throwing the mattress first, so the air conditioning has a soft place to land. Dude, I still got a lot of months left. I need that mattress. Not really. It seems like it's taking up your whole room. It is. You should just build like a mini loft. Should I just cut it in half? Yeah, like a prison bed. You need the prison bed. Half mattress.

It'll get your back right. Just lay on a fucking metal plank like they do upstate. Have you ever rented a U-Haul? Yeah. Like in the city to move and i i like dinged it oh yeah it's pretty cheap though right isn't it like 40 for an hour uh no they say that on the side of it but then the upcharges are insane yeah it's actually annoying as fuck you have to wait in a fucking shit line every time i've had to wait in a terrible line it's hard to drive through the city i wouldn't want i wouldn't want to drive one of those things through the city i have a close boy uh that uh he was driving through the city and he fucking smoked off a windshield uh like a rear view mirror as he was driving he had

to stop like wait like 45 minutes like file the claim and sit there and then he drove off turned the corner and just smoked another one off. Oh, no. He just kept driving. Yeah, I was going to say, you got to just keep going. Fuck that, dude. Sometimes hit and run is the smartest thing you can do. Hit and run should be legal. I hit and ran one time, but it was just like a love tap in a parking lot.

Where at? I got out and looked and see if there's any damage or anything. There was not even a scratch. But the fact that you looked, I mean. Well, because it's like any time, it's shocking how much you feel when your car hits something. Yeah.

Even when it's like you barely tap it. And I got out and I looked and there was nothing. But it was like I flew forward. I think it's also probably has to do with me

slamming on the brakes. Did you hit the bumper or did you hit... I hit the bumper of another car while I was parking. Bumpers are tough. Yeah.

That's why they have bumpers. And then I hopped out and I was like, nah. And then I moved spots and parked the car, went inside to the gym. And the funny thing was that person was probably in the gym with me. They definitely were. And I just T-boned them. They should make all of the car out of the bumper part.

Oh, yeah, 100%. Why shouldn't cars be surrounded by bumper? I have no idea. Well, I just had the bumper on the front and the back. I don't know, but it's... Like, you should be able to ding stuff up a little bit with the car. 100%. You should.

But, yeah, I mean, that situation would have been crazy for me to say anything. Leave a note. Hey, sorry. But there was nothing to even see. Like, there was no... There wasn't even, like, a little tiny, like, fingerprint-sized dent. There was nothing. There must have been something.

There was nothing. I can't believe that you were going to the gym drunk i've actually done that before it sucks i did that after when we filmed that episode with caleb that we never put out oh yeah and he made me drink a four loco and i was like i'm gonna go to the gym anyway i'll just i gotta work this out yeah i was like i'll just do cardio and work it off before I lift. And I did the cow bike. What was that? The one with the big-ass fan in the middle. Oh, like the 70s style?

Oh, no, it's called, like, the assault bike. Dude, it's, like, the most intense cardio ever. And I did it, and I did, like, 10 sets of 30 seconds. And I got off, and I had to, like, lay down in the locker room because I was going to start spraying vomit. Yeah, that was the Four Loko. Yeah, I was like, I don't know why I did that or thought that was a good idea your body was probably just metabolizing alcohol too yeah like you probably did no good with the workout except for making yourself feel bad about yourself that was back when I would be like if I missed a day of the gym I would be like well there goes a month of progress and then I realized you really only need to go like three times a week you only need to go three times a year yeah yeah honestly your body

will look exactly the same whether you go to the gym or not yeah my rash is like about to be fully gone so i'm about to get back in there show me uh just a little bit of skin no so it's not gone well i have a long sleeve on it would be a whole process fair enough but you know it's got to feel good liberating it is finally get out fully gone on the back almost fully gone on the chest fully on the stomach it's just the arms that are still coming in but i think that's because those were the that's where it was the worst that'll be great though i feel like you've been uh completely owned by this oh yeah what it's but it's been over three months and it feels like longer than that honestly it feels like but i think uh november 17th was three months. And it feels like longer than that, honestly. It feels like...

I think November 17th was three months. Oh, did I tell you about how I missed my dermatologist appointment? You might have. Oh, you thought it was the wrong day? Yeah. Yeah, you did. Devastating. Yeah, that sucks.

Didn't even try to rebook one because it's just not... There's no point. Yeah, the shit will just go away on its own. Yeah. That or you'll die. Yeah, one of the two. If I go to the gym, I am worried of the two if i go to the gym i am worried that i'm gonna go to the gym and it's gonna just explode again if that happens i'm just

gonna go straight to the emergency room not even like i need a skin transplant yeah because dude if that happens then i'm like like it's gonna be like what am i i just can't get healthy you're just gonna come in looking like a burn victim just like skin grafts from your ass on your face dude it was so bad i don't know why i should have probably gone to a real doctor looking back at it but what can you do you know no i beat it yeah going to the doctor isn't what we do as men no we just try and make we just try and wait things out until they get better yeah that's how you should it's the way yeah it's the way of men for the future during

this weekend i went down to uh philly to watch the uh or i'd like i went to the marathon in philly it was like a marathon i saw that some girl like tagged me in a video with you oh what uh was she running i don't know there there was uh it was fucking awesome to go down we like went down by the river in Philly And we're like Cheering everybody on I feel like that was The role I was born to play I was fucking just

Loving gassing people up Running the same line back A couple brews I had some brews Everybody's running A couple ciders It's like deadly cold Some nooners

But uh Company men No warm cider I should have Like a warm cider Would have been nice I couldn't feel my fingers It looked cold

Yeah it looked really cold Yeah it was fucking Brick outside And people are just like running in tank tops. And I'm like, you're handsome as fuck. Oh, nice. You got a beautiful jaw. Gassing people up.

And a girl like sprinted up to me and was like, son of a boy, dad. She was super fired up. But dude, as she came up, she like knocked her air pod out during the race and then spent like one of the dudes i was with this other dude mike was like trying to uh like find the air pod he was on hands and knees damn and this he couldn't find it and this girl had to finish the fucking marathon no no air pods no sound she just had to raw dog the environment and this oh that's brutal so brutal that's goggins goggins doesn't listen to music. I know, and he's a psychopath. I know, because he says there's no music in real life circumstances.

Yeah, well, this woman was in a real life circumstance, and she just had to Goggins out. Next thing she knows, she's going to have a motivational Instagram account. What did... How far along was she? Like, what point were you guys at? It was probably... She probably only had, like, four miles left or something like that, so she was, like,

22 miles in. It's, like, the hardest part, though. Yeah. That's when you really need the music. Yeah, I was like, miles left or something like that. So she was like 22 miles in. That's like the hardest part, though. Yeah. That's when you really need the music. Yeah, I was like, dig deep. I was screaming at these people. I felt so bad for her. So whoever this is, reach out to the show, and Lil Sass will buy you a new pair of AirPods.

And that's just how much he loves the fans. I'll send her my old ones. You still have them? Oh, yeah, of course. In case I lose my new ones. Is. You still have them? Oh, yeah, of course. In case I lose my new ones. Is your dirty case and all? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Wow, this is really lucky for this woman. Yeah, you can get those. They don't really work. But that's fine. She probably still has one, honestly. Yeah. Are they pros? I don't even know.

Yeah. Better not have been pros. That's fine. I don't like it. Those barely even fall out of the ear. Give me some over-ear headphones. Nah. I like the cans.

To run with? Yeah. Nah. Especially running. Well, I got fat ear canals. I love my AirPods, bro. I know. You always talk about them.

They're great. The noise canceling thing is awesome. I love walking around just not being able to hear anything. Yeah, because you sit next to Frank the Tank. Oh, I throw it on noise canceling every time I hear a rant coming out. And I just crank it up to like half volume, can't hear anything. He's just gearing up to fucking rant. But the noise canceling on the over ears works even better because it completely surrounds the ear.

It like vacuum seals the ear in. Yeah, I remember when I used to go to like Best Buy when I was a little kid, I would try on the Bose over ears and then throw it into noise-canceling mode. And I'd be like, are you guys talking? I can't hear you. I can't hear myself. I feel like a soldier who went deaf at war. Yeah.

And it was like – I feel like I'm in CODA. I feel like I always could hear people though. Like they weren't that – technology wasn't that good yet. I think all the old Bose ones used to do was just it would just play like a loud like silent white noise.

Yeah. And you'd be like I can't hear anything. No. Are you here actually saying something. That's funny as fuck. Yeah.

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think it was the Google phones? I have no idea. I don't know if they know if it was like a terrorist attack or if it was just like an accident. Old people do that sometimes, right? All the time. That's got to be bad. That's like one of their hobbies, that and bingo.

Yeah, old people fucking up driving always is like super depressing because they get like embarrassed. And then they're like, I didn't do that. I don't even know what just happened. Yeah, well, that is one of're like, I didn't do that. I don't even know what just happened. What is... Yeah, well that is one of the benefits of being old to do it.

They remember it vividly. They just fly through the windshield or like a restaurant and they're like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah, they get... Something's wrong with my car. Car's broken down.

Yeah. Or like there's that classic old clip of the old guy fucking falling asleep at the wheel and falling off the road and then he comes up lying he's like someone run me on the road it was probably like a one of the google mapping vans that dude i know drove through you see that video that the view of the tesla no oh oh yeah that was nuts that was terrifying the guy just pulls over or he's like trying to pull over, and the Tesla just, like, takes off. The EVs.

Yeah. And then he, like, apparently, like, he, like, tried to stop it, and it just wouldn't stop. What do you even do in that situation? There's nothing you can do. I think you got to bail. I think I would have bailed. I wouldn't. I would start.

I would try to, as soon as I noticed, I would start crashing earlier, or side swiping. Yeah, I think I would have bailed for sure. That would be your best bet. At 70 miles an hour? Dude, I mean, did the guy die? He probably died. He probably died. Yeah, because he drove like head on into like a building, didn't he?

Or like a car. Dude, I heard electric vehicles aren't even that much better for the environment. It's not surprising, bro. Electricity. They have to subsidize them. It's the new fossil fuel. Exactly. And then they have to like this.

The shit they use to make the batteries is like a new like element that they now have to mine. And they have to go to places to find like lithium and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Lithium. It's the new fossil fuel. Exactly. They're going to be.

It's going to be like blood diamonds. It's going to be like people just going into fucking these small countries trying to take over little countries yeah we should it should be us honestly we should start investing in lithium that's where isn't that like what wakanda had yeah i think they had lithium no well it was why was musk was going over there being like i need to fuel my cars why was w Wakanda so advanced? They had some sort of rare element that no one else had. Yeah, adamantium or kryptonite. Yeah, it wasn't kryptonite, that's for sure. It wasn't adamantium either.

No, but it might have been adamantium. Was it adamantium? Yeah. Was it actually? Yeah. No, it wasn't. You're talking out of your ass. You haven't even seen the new Black Panther.

No, I haven't. I didn't even know there was a new one, to honest yeah we gotta go see it black adam no black panther same idea kind of except for one's the rock the rock people are why don't you snort a couple more times yeah dude i'm sick as a dog no i'm actually not sick as a dog i've actually had a couple healthy days the last two days but um that last night i think just had me set me back far sleeping in the freezing cold dude i really thought i was gonna wake up and be able to like see my breath it was so bad just snapping like uh your hair off yeah icicled out dude it was crazy i've never slept in a room that cold it felt like when

i was like younger and like we'd get like crazystorms and we'd lose power for a week, but worse. It sounds like hell. It was crazy. Nothing is worse than being too cold. Even being too hot, you could take off some layers. Yeah. I really was planning on... I didn't know how I was going to get back from Bridgeport yesterday. And then I realized that the MTA just runs like constantly,

which also. How far is Bridgeport? It's like an hour and a half. Oh, that's late. It was easy, but the Amtrak was like kind of fucking me up. Like they didn't have any good times.

And, dude, the MTA, it's like 10 bucks. What's the MTA? Whatever that, that line is. Massachusetts Transit?

I don't know, something like that. Is it from Massachusetts or Bridgeport's Connecticut, right? Yeah. Interesting. I think that's what it was called, the MTA? Whatever that line is. Massachusetts Transit? I don't know, something like that. Is it from Massachusetts or Bridge Force, Connecticut, right? Yeah. Interesting. I think that's what it was called, the MTA. Wait, what did you do? Why did you stay there on Sunday?

I didn't. Yeah, it's the MTA. So it just goes everywhere. I believe you when you say things. But it was loud. Oh, this is when the kid licked the window. Do you see my tweet about that? Dude, this is one of the – I was in tears laughing.

I could not stop laughing because – Break it down a little bit slower though because I want to know everything involved. So it's like when you're on a bus, like when you take the bus to school as a kid and there's like – You're sitting against the window and you can see the person in front of you. and you try to lean up and it rattles and it rattles on your head yeah yeah yeah jam a sweatshirt up there yeah so i was kind of doing that just trying to get comfortable and there's this like family that got on and this daddy's sitting in the aisle seat kids sitting in the window seat and right in front of me and the little kid like was kind of just like talking to his dad the whole time Dad looks away

The kid like puts his face right up against the window And was kind of like breathing on it It's like condensation Fun And I was like oh that's funny I was like it is so And I was thinking in this moment I was like it is so funny how kids like have no like idea of like germs

Because I was like I used to do that when I was young And never think a thing about Like I never would think about it I would just be like face right up against the window the whole time and then he just sticks his tongue out and just starts painting the walls dude of the window and then like his dad was like talking to his like wife didn't see a thing he like the kid just stops and then just goes right back to talking to his dad and I was crying laughing because i was sitting there and i was like don't i was like don't lick the window i was like i know he's gonna lick the window and i probably

should have just like stuck my hand out and been like no yeah but he just for like a good 15 seconds just licking the fuck out of the window it was so funny every morsel of flavor off the window and i was like actually like i was actually just laughing out loud like i couldn't contain myself at how hard i was laughing for like 10 minutes i just kept on i i i wanted him to do it again so i could take a picture of it yeah but he never did it again he probably couldn't even i mean he couldn't put put out a picture of a kid no but i wanted to send it to my friends it's basically a slur like calling someone a window licker like that's like a mean thing to say about somebody.

What? Like, yeah, say like that. Is that like special needs? Yeah, I think so. I think that's like a, but this, this kid was actually doing it. Oh, he was nuts. And I think it's an unfair slur because this kid probably wasn't special needs. No, he was just curious about it.

Yeah. He just wanted to, he just wanted to know what it would feel like. I'm just curious. Yeah. What if windows are delicious? Up against a nice cold window. Like it'd be like, I didn't,'t like i i understand why kids do that and to be fair the window's probably been cleaned and there's probably like nobody else licking it yeah there probably is no one else licking it but

there's probably a lot of people touching it completely unlicked yeah some other kids it's like a dog sniffing for pee he's just licking it to see if any other kids have licked it. Yeah. He's just licking for taste. It was so fucking funny. That's fucking hilarious. Dude, I was in California this past week, and we were recording out there. But Mike was out there, so we got to go on a walk with his dog. He's got a dog out there. We went on like a hike.

He was like, you want to go on a hike tomorrow morning? And we didn't have anything to do until the evening on Friday night. Yeah. We went to the Lakers game. So we went on this nice outdoor trail. We brought his dog. L.A. hike though, right? Yeah. Not quite like a real in the woods. It's a path.

But it is steep, right? It's a path where you can see the entire city. Yeah. It was a pretty good grade. Yeah. And like, you know, it was just, it got the heart, it got the heart going a little bit. It was like a nice weather. It was just nice.

Any mountain lines? No mountain lines. Cause we were, it was like the fucking weather it was just a mountain line no mountain lines because we were it was like the fucking what's the name of the park but it was it's like will rogers park it's like right in the middle of the city so there's it's not like you can see like santa monica downtown la you can see every like part of the city so it's like uh it's right there was one of those right near where we stayed for the super bowl oh yeah yeah a hike was this the one where you can see where you go by the Hollywood sign? No, I think that's like Runyon or some shit.

Yeah, I don't know. This is a different one. This one's closer to the water. You can kind of see the water a little bit better. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. It was beautiful. It was great to get out for a hike.

We had the dog. The dog was off the leash, but the dog, Mike's dog, like sprinted ahead. There must be a horse farm nearby. Yeah. Pellets of horse shit, and the dog sees one stray pellet next to

everything puts it in its mouth and we're fucking sprinting after like mary drop the fucking shit yeah get the shit out of your mouth and uh eventually we got the shit out of the dog's mouth uh got to the top of the mountain like beautiful vista view it was fantastic on the way back down the mountain the dog uh there's like some kids hiking up with their their mom or whatever and so i run ahead and like grab the dog by the collar and the mom's like oh you don't need to do that they love dogs and one of the kids comes up it's like hey mister like can i pet your dog yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like yeah go for it or whatever unleash the dog and the dog just starts licking this kid's face. Oh, no.

Just fucking, like the kid licking the window, just licking this kid's face. The kid's loving it. That's brutal. It felt like a movie scene. That is so bad. Everybody just saw this shit in the fucking dog's mouth, this perfectly baseball-sized pellet of horse shit. Horse shit so big.

Yeah, it was like perfect. I could see where the dog was coming from. It looked like a ball. No, my dogs eat shit all the time. Yeah, they're done with it. They're better at it now, but they used to eat shit constantly, and it would be repulsive.

Yeah. And we'd have to get them to like, you'd have to clean their mouths and stuff because it was like they'd come inside and their breath would just smell like shit. Yeah, pure shit because they eat shit, and they don't know. And you have to kind of suggest to them.

Like, don't do it. It's so weird. It feels like that should be an instinct, like a natural instinct to be like, this is shit. Don't eat this. But they smell asshole and dickhole for their living. Because I've seen my dogs eat their own shit. Yeah, they're just curious. They don't know.

I don't think they do it anymore. I'm not sure. Because you kind of have to scare it out of them. Yeah. Or know. I don't think they do it anymore. I'm not sure. Because you kind of have to, like, scare it out of them. Yeah. Or, like, I mean, the dog tried to go. I mean, it's a young dog, but it tried to go for this. On the way back down after we passed the kid, it tried to go for the same, like, loose turd. Yeah, it's disgusting.

And I had to, like, body it. I, like, had to push it with my, like, leg or whatever. Mike's like, did you just kick my dog? Yeah. I was like, dude, I'm trying to fucking. That's an energetic dog, too. Yeah. I met it when it, I'm trying to fucking. That's an energetic dog too. Yeah. I met it when it was,

when it was just a little pupper Rooney. Out in Austin. Yeah. It's huge now though. Yeah. It's a beast. What kind of dog is it? Husky?

It's not a, it looks like a Husky. There was like people on the trail being like, is that a Husky? But it's a, I think a lab, uh, some sort of mix lab,

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they, like, don't want to be inside. Yeah. Like, if it's, like, negative 40 degrees out, they'll don't want to be inside. Yeah. Like if it's like negative 40 degrees out, they'll go outside and just like lay down. You've seen the video of the one like that falls asleep in the snow? Yeah. Just like shakes it off.

Like that's like where they're most comfortable. They don't like when it's like hot out inside. I believe it. They got a fur coat on at all times. Yeah. It's probably way more comfortable. Like a genetic thing. Yeah.

I also heard that huskies are like the most problematic dog to have in your house. Why? They're just rambunctious as fuck. Yeah, that's not surprising. They're, like, probably because they're cute as fuck and people let them get away with whatever. Yeah. They have for years.

They're just beautiful animals. Those dogs shed like crazy. Yeah, they're just bad bitches. And Bernice Mountain dogs. Yeah. And they're so big. Bernice Mountain dogs are huge. Yeah, damn, dude. dude just dropping horse like turds

yeah yeah huge I love the idea of having a huge dog but then but then the hair yeah the amount of hair the amount of poop

the poop doesn't bother me I used to have to pick up dog poop for hours every week my mom would send me poop for hours every week. My mom would send me out. For hours. No, literally. My mom would send me out randomly.

She'd be like, Harry, go pick up the dog poop. In the yard? Yeah. And then I'd have to go walk around with this big-ass shovel. And I would take it, and I would try and shoot it into the woods like it was lacrosse balls. And I would have literally a pile of shit and then i would overhand it into the into the woods and it would sound like it was like raining in the woods it was like i would do it all the time yeah that's funny as fuck but the winter was the best it would be frozen and it wouldn't smell yeah that is significantly easier

but it's also significantly easier for you guys to be able to let the dog out in the backyard and just have it shit yeah that's how we've always that's what we've always done though we've never i've never had a dog that we've had like trained to like shit in certain places like i know a lot of people do they have it like oh shit and like they make it shit in one area i don't know how dogs in new york learn to shit on the sidewalk i don't know how if I had a dog in New York I feel like it would shit in the house constantly like how do you how do you stop it from doing that I don't know how you even have a dog in New York my building is like everybody has a dog yeah I don't understand that like Francis just got a dog a second dog oh he already

had a dog yeah that bulldog that he always talks about I didn't know that he always talks oh actually I forgot yeah he's always talking about walking his dog yeah um bulldog that he always talks about. I didn't know that. He always talks about that. Oh, actually, I forgot. Yeah, he's always talking about walking his dog. The bulldog that's an abomination. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand, like, when do you have the time? I guess if he, like, he lives with his wife, so they can, like, figure that schedule out. But I don't know. Also, I mean, I live in the same neighborhood as him.

There's, like, multiple dog hotels. Oh, really? That are probably, like, cost more than, like, some cheap hotels in New York. Like, it's probably, like, fucking, like, $150 a night to keep your dog at, like, the fucking Driggs Dog Motel. Yeah. Where they, like, have a butler waiting on them. My dog does not. Another bone, sir?

My dog does not do well with that stuff. With the vet. Really? You gotta bring him in with a muzzle on. Damn. He bites, because he's a biter. Yeah? Yeah.

He hasn't bitten anyone in a while probably like a a year or so oh no he bit the ups guy actually and we are no the amazon guy we're like he's definitely getting put down now damn the guy didn't say anything he kept the how bad did he bite him he bit the fuck out of him uh yeah he came in he pulled into the driveway my mom like ran after my dog and was like he's not friendly not friendly yeah and then he goes yeah i know he just bit me and then he like limped back to his to his truck he's probably like a seasonal amazon worker who just is like dying to get by on whatever fucking pennies Bezos is paying him. And he's worried that if he reports something that he'll lose his job.

Yeah, probably. Like, sorry, Ted, we're going to have to let you go. Yeah, yeah. You're a problem. The customers don't like that when you complain about the dog biting you. Yeah, yeah. He totally could have just had like a massive lawsuit against us too. I know, but he's probably just terrified.

Yeah. Maybe he just probably doesn't even feel like dealing with it if he just got nicked yeah and he's just he has to go he probably has like 500 more houses yeah he's just gonna get reamed out by whoever runs his warehouse of fucking wherever they park all the amazon cars yeah but so now we got to keep our dog uh it's very weird because he's like super friendly to our family and like some some individuals like my sister's boyfriend he probably just protective as fuck of your sisters yeah it's usually like if a dude pulls up he'll bite them but they see what he does so he hasn't i don't think he's met a new

person in like two years is he racist uh they said it might be he might be like genuinely well there's no such thing as bad dogs. There's only bad owners, brother. I think he's just afraid of all men. So he's a feminist. Yeah. That's dope. Like, yeah, he can meet, like, girls. He has no problem.

Like, my little sisters have, like, girls, like, they're friends over. Like, it's fine for the most part. But he's bit two of my friends. And then he bit my cousin's boyfriend bad. That was a bad one. You guys are enablers. No, no, no. What do you mean?

After that happened, that's when we were like, okay, he can't be out anymore. He can only be out when it's just our family, which most of the time, it's not like we're like, like most of the time he is. And, and then the UP, then the Amazon driver happened. But that was like, there was a good two years where he didn't buy anybody. And that was like over a year ago.

So he's due. No, no, no. Yeah. He comes around like the cicadas, dude. It's every year that he's old though.

He's, he won't buy any, he probably won't buy anyone again in his lifetime his jaws aren't strong enough to really make an impact anymore he's a strong dog he's a big boy you guys should discipline him more oh dude we've done we like we almost sent him away to like a prison where they train the dogs yeah i mean what's the difference between a dog hotel and a dog prison he doesn't behave at the dog hotels. That's the problem. So you've sent him to a place where he's with a bunch of other dogs or just a vet?

He doesn't really fuck with the other dogs. This dog is antisocial. He is, dude. He's got super bad anxiety. We had to get him one of those anxiety vests. Give him some CBD. We did the CBD stuff. I don't think that really worked.

We've given him the CBD stuff. I don't think that really worked. Yeah. We've given him the hard stuff a couple times. Your dad was probably taking it alongside. One for you, one for me. No, we were giving him, I think we gave him Xanax once, and then he was like a zombie. And we were like, no, we're not doing this anymore. We need him backbiting people. Yeah, it was depressing. He didn't move for a day straight.

But he's a lazy dog. He didn't move for like a day straight. But he's a lazy dog. He doesn't move ever. He has a dog bed and he sits in it 24-7. He probably gets depressed when he looks at you on the Ativan. He's like, this is fucking sad, dude. Dude, it is hilarious. Go out and bite someone. He doesn't do shit.

He'll go outside and run around, but he comes in. And when he lays down, I don't think he knows how to lay down normally. So he just throws himself on the ground. He stands up straight, and then he just tips over. It's so funny. Is he dumb? Yeah. Oh, he's dumb as fuck.

Really? He's dumb as rocks, dude. He's a dog that you look at, and you're like, that's a dumb dog. Yeah. He just can't be taught shit. No. It's funny as fuck, dude. He's a dog that you look at and you're like, that's a dumb dog. Yeah. Yeah. He just can't be taught shit. No. It's funny as fuck that there's some breeds that are just dumb.

He's dumb as fuck, dude. He's never done anything that would be like, that's a smart move. Imagine if there were like ethnicities of human where you're like, oh yeah, they're just dumb. They're just dumb people flat out. Yeah. Dude, we have a cat. And the cat is upstairs only

i feel like you guys have way so many like restrictions and rules like well this is all my mom my mom does all this okay like the cat could be fine with the dogs but my mom like refuses to like even try because she's like the dog will probably kill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At this point, for sure. And and guys, you won't believe it. A fucking cat just broke in. Luckily, I killed it. Luckily, I ripped its head off. That's 100 percent what would happen. But the cat just presents it to you.

It trots over with the cat dangling from its jaws. The cat stands at the top of the staircase, and it peers over through the railings in the staircase, and it just stands up there and just stares down at my dog, and my dog just stares up at it for like 20 hours a day. Is it like a Cold War? It's a standoff? Yeah, like a constant standoff, and then the cat will like, it like taunts the dogs and the dogs go nuts and the

cat just disappears back upstairs you gotta give the dogs at least a shot at the cat oh i think they i think they had a shot once the cat got a little ballsy and tried to come down and then it uh but cats they would never be able to catch the cat ever yeah that thing will be like hanging from the rafters like by one arm, swinging around like a monkey. Yeah. Cats, it's like squirrels. Yeah. Dogs don't catch squirrels.

No, they would never catch the cat. They just run up a tree. Yeah, and it's fast too. It's a fast cat. And cats are fast as it is. Yeah. And if this is a fast cat, four cats. Yeah.

Damn, dude. Good cat too. You're Dr. Doolittle. Yeah, we got a bunch of animals. Who had all the animals? Was it Dr. Doolittle? I don't think so. No, he. You're Dr. Doolittle. Yeah, we got a bunch of animals. Who had all the animals? Was it Dr. Doolittle? I don't think so. No, he had Flubber.

Do you guys have Flubber at your house? Maybe you are Dr. Doolittle. Dr. Doolittle? That sounds very familiar, but I can't put a... Did Dr. Doolittle have a bunch of animals? Or is that something else? Or am I thinking of fucking Flubber? Damn, Dr. Doolittle

is that old? Yeah, he had a bunch of animals. Oh shit, Norm Macdonald was in it. Damn, how old is it? 1998. Oh, it's Eddie Murphy

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Oh, shit. And then John Wick. You watched all of those on one flight? How long was the flight? It was New York. The Godfather's three hours long. I watched, I started The of those on one flight? How long was the flight? It was New York. The Godfather is three hours long. I started The Godfather on another flight. Oh, okay.

So I watched like the last half of The Godfather, John Wick, and Black Hawk Down. A masculine-ass movie. Wait, that's- No, Black Hawk Down is a three-hour movie. I did this. I don't know what to tell you. And so is The Godfather. But I'm saying I watched the second half of The Godfather.

Okay. And John Wick is short. John Wick's like an hour and 40 minutes. Okay. Yeah. Those are good movies. Yeah. Black Hawk Down's an amazing movie.

It was so exciting. Yeah, it's a good movie. It's a little long. It's long. Not for a flight. Not for a flight. Did you get the warning? No.

When you clicked on it? But they did cut out some scenes. Yeah, it was probably the scene where the helicopter crashes. There must have been some parts of the helicopter crash that they didn't show. Yeah. Every time I watch a movie on a plane that has a plane crash or some sort of helicopter plane crash, it comes up with a warning, and it says, like, this might be sensitive to some viewers on a plane. Yeah, it wasn't the most settling thing to watch, like, a helicopter slowly crash.

Yeah, brutally. Yeah, and, like, the pilots are, like, aware of it. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, yeah, we're going down. Yeah, yeah. It's just, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Dude, I didn't know that the helicopter crashed when they invaded Bin Laden. Oh, that helicopter crashed. That helicopter crashed. That was a black hawk down you never seen zero dark there i have

but i didn't know that until then oh it crashed a helicopter like into bin laden's thing yeah so much for being his compound clandestine yeah so much for being sneaky yeah they i mean that's terrifying to be a helicopter pilot. Oh, dude, those things go down. Yeah. All the time. It seems hard to fly, too. Oh, yeah. That shit sucks. That shit is not sweet at all.

But the way that they were calling all the Somalian dudes skinnies. I didn't pick up on that. I haven't watched that movie in a bit. It was like, yeah, there's 20 skinnies on the roof. Is that the one where, like, the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists? I don't remember. No, it's not. Oh, I think the guy said that.

In the genocide part in the beginning where he's like, this isn't a war. They say, this is a genocide. I know he said some shit like, you know my government's not going to negotiate with you when they're taking the one dude hostage. They surround him. He has one gun left and he's shooting everybody. Yeah, they pull up on him when he's in a car, right? No, it was the dude after, it was the one pilot.

This is like, I'm thinking of the right in the beginning. I don't know. Where the guy's driving and they, and they just circle him. Oh yes. Yes. And they just pull him out. And they just pull him out. Yeah.

Yeah. And the guy, they smoke cigars. And they smoke cigars. Yeah. It's a good movie. It was. I forgot how good it was. I must've seen it like years and years ago.

It's an old movie too. Yeah. I remember having seen it, but then dude, it's so, it's so good movie. It was. I forgot how good it was. I must have seen it years and years ago. It's an old movie, too. I remember having seen it, but then, dude, it's so action-packed. The entire movie is exciting. Sometimes in war movies, half the time you're meeting the guys at base camp and shit like this. Oh, I like those scenes. I like them, too. I like the base camp scenes. The banter at the base camp is always just great.

Back already, Fernandez? Yeah. Welcome to paradise. scenes the banter at the base camp is always just great back already fernandez yeah welcome to paradise or they land and it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah those are good ass movies dude i haven't seen a good war movie there's a new war movie on netflix right now that my buddy watched and said was like phenomenal but it's like an old war movie i'm a modern war movie guy oh it's about an old war yeah yeah which which war it depends on which war it is i don't know i want to say it's like a like not i think it might be world war one yeah like 1917 type shit i think so 1917 was good i never re-watched it i watched it a couple times it's it is crack it's good the the watching the of the behind-the-scenes filming of the scene where he runs across the thing,

that was better than any part of the movie. Yeah. That was so sick. Or the first scene, when you first watch it, you don't realize that there's no cuts in that scene. Yeah. It seems like there's no cuts, but then you watch it back, and you're trying to pick parts where there might be a cut. Like where someone walks flush across the screen. It's it's like oh they could have cut it right there like they could because otherwise it's like an impossible scene to film yeah dude that's uh i feel like

that's kind of like a hack how they do that no because it's like they always like there was a scene in uh have you ever seen fuck what is the show it's like the haunting of hill house and you've seen that show there's one episode where they do no cuts really and it's like the haunting of hill house and you've seen that show there's one episode where they do no cuts really and it's just what the whole show the whole episode takes place in like one room and uh it's like yeah i'll just watch a play if i want to see some shit yeah it's at like a funeral and they're like making like all these like crazy camera angles and i think they like won like an emmy for it you know the show was really good little subpar acting but good but it was like i feel like that's like if you do that in any show they're gonna be like wow the cinematography and this is yeah

bird do you ever see bird man they did it in that there's like a really long uh cut in bird man and then like children of men i think or children of men i feel like i've seen that for sure i think it's like clive owen like running around like there's only like a baby hasn't been born for 14 years and he's like running around but i think they Owen like running around like there's only like a baby hasn't been born for 14 years and he's like running around. But I think they like follow him around and there's like blood getting on the camera screen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the camera lens. It looks sick.

But – Oh, it's Children of Men. Children of Men is like an apocalypse movie. Yeah. There's like no babies left and there's only one baby. Yeah. Fuck. I actually haven't seen it.

I was going to – I've been wanting to watch that though. I've heard it's really good. Yes. Very. There's really no good apocalypse movies, dude. I actually haven't seen it. I've been wanting to watch that, though. I've heard it's really good. Yes, very. There's really no good apocalypse movies, dude. If you break it down to how big there should be and how many are really bad, there's a lot of really bad ones. Yeah, people love the idea of the apocalypse.

Like fucking Greta Thunberg, dude. She's fucking trying to push the apocalypse on all of us. I know, dude. Greta Thunberg. Yo, the apocalypse is coming. Chill out all of us I know dude Greta Thunberg yo the apocalypse is coming chill out Greta dude stop trying to fear monger me my grandma's a big apocalypse uh person it's so cocky apocalypse wait there's one really good one with uh two of my favorite actors apocalypse now I think it's called like Two of my favorite actors. Apocalypse Now? I think it's called like...

I don't know. It's with... Don't Look Up? No, that movie sucked. Moonfall? That movie sucked. Oh, Take Shelter. Moonfall was bad. Yeah, that was even worse than Don't Look Up.

Yeah. It was like the same type of thing. But they're all... There's so many movies like that. Yeah, Take Shelter is a great movie. Have you seen that? No. Oh, dude, watch that this weekend.

It's Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain. Phenomenal. I would watch a movie about the flood that happened 12,000 years ago, the apocalyptic flood that wiped out all of ancient human civilizations. Give me that kind of apocalypse movie yeah of people who are like at mayan temples like with their little organized society and then like a flood rips through and kills them all and like two people have to repopulate the entire earth or some shit like yeah i like a good like doomsday movie like a good end of the you fuck with i am legend uh i've never seen it i think that was pretty good but then i just watched another apocalypse

movie where there was like a flood in korea and this lady was just in a fucking building the entire time and it was buns it was fucking cheeks dude it was buns it was absolutely buns dude it was a big turd where are you going next week you're going to the island yeah i'm going to an island with my boy mike he won uh i don't know it's like a private island. Dude, this is definitely the last episode. Yeah. There's no way

you're coming back. Two plane rides. Your buddy won, he won tickets to go to a private, how did he win? What competition was it? It was a silent auction.

He won it on one, two, three movies? It was a silent auction and he won, he had the winning bid. So he had to pay for it How much was the bid? I don't know But we've been paying for it since

Because there's all these Like add-on charges Oh dude You're getting fucked We really might be Yeah I saw How long are you going for?

You're going for a week It's called Palm Island Palm Island for a week Yeah Damn And there's like 40 rooms There's like nothing on the island I mean it'll either be awesome

Or it'll be really like sketchy. Yeah. I'm going to look it up. Palm Island, like P-A-L-M. Yeah, Palm. Or like a palm tree. Like a calm breeze. Palm.

Is it in Dubai? Like a tongue squeeze. No, but there is a Palm Island. Dude. It's in like. Is this it? Grenade. No, no.

That's the Dubai one. I stayed on that Palm Island in Dubai. They have like a bunch of hotels out there. Is it Day Palm Island? It's Palm Island in like the Grenadines. Is it in Aruba? You don't even know where it is, dude. It's its own thing.

It's its own island. You don't even know where it is? It's in like Grenada. The Grenadines. Grenada. Palm Island. Oh, here we go. Look at it, dude. That's there listening to us. The Grenadines. Granada. Oh, here we go. Look at it, dude.

That's, they're listening to us. I looked up Palm Island, did a space, and the first thing that comes up is the Grenadines. They're definitely listening. Dude. We're shouting it into our phones. This is, you're not coming back from this, dude. I saw videos of like the plane on the way there. I think people.

There is no, there's no airport we oh yeah we have to take a boat we have to take two planes in a boat a plane and then a smaller plane you are not coming back from this this is like full-on isolated there's it doesn't even look like there's like a building there's no buildings yeah there's barely any buildings dude is there food i think it's like all you eat, but it's probably like you eat what you catch. Let's look at the map. Iguana on a spit. I'm going to be spearfishing for like a crab.

It looks like it could be awesome. There's an art gallery. Stay away from that. Nothing good's happening there. Yeah, they probably have one painting. They got a land turtle sanctuary. They got a nice lagoon. You're going to go hang out at the lagoon?

I mean, I'm going to be there for a week plus. Dude, it is really small. It's like a really small island. I know. They got snorkeling. You're going to go snorkeling? I'm going to have to do every activity. There's going to be nothing to do all day.

There's a lot of snorkeling. There's a lot of snorkeling. Snorkeling again, babe? Yeah. Seven days straight of fucking two hours a day of snorkeling. So are you staying, I assume you're staying in one of these beachfront cottages? Yes. Or are you staying in the island lofts?

Beachfront. So it looks like everyone stays right near each other for the most part. Oh no, there's homes. There's private homes. Barely, though. Barely. There's like 10 private homes and then there's like a couple beachfront cottages. There's 20. It looks like there's 20. Yeah, there's like a couple there's like a couple beachfront cottages there's 20 it looks

like there's 20 yeah there's not a lot of dude i mean either it's either gonna be really fun or it's gonna be like some get out shit they got a massage room oh my god dude they have a tv internet room you're not i mean i must mean that that's the only place on the island with tv or internet no that can't be true. Yeah. Why would they have a room for TV and internet? Because probably it was like when the shit was originally built, that's like when they have a conference center at a hotel.

Like, they don't... Dog, you're gonna be... There's no TV. Oh, this is called Cactus Hell Trail. Don't go on that. Cactus Hell Trail? Yeah. Man, that's a mean name for a trail it does look

really nice though oh dude the lagoon was the show me what oh that's like the pool that's not a freshwater lagoon is it like this is like the full island a big way is that it that's the full island yeah a big wave could wipe that out Oh, dude Humans are not meant to be settling It is tiny Yeah There's no way they have electricity there, dude

No way No, they have to have electricity There's no way They have to have electricity It looks so sick They probably don't have flushing toilets, though It looks sick, dude Come

I would love to, but I can't Why? Because I'm going home I'm leaving after Thanksgiving I'm going to, but I can't. Why? Because I'm going home. I'm leaving after Thanksgiving. I'm going to be home all weekend, bro. Watching football with the boys. Please.

You want tickets to the Eagles game? Penn's got a box. No, I'm going to Massachusetts. Go down to Sunday Night Football for the Eagles against the Packers. The Birds? Penn has a box. Birds-Packs? Yes, dude, the Packs.

That's going to be a blowout. Birds are going to win you? Yeah. Packers are so bad. This year? Yeah, they suck. Dude, you are so tapped in. The Bills smoked the Packers.

And, well, yeah, the Packers lost again last week. Yeah, they're bad. To the Titans or whatever. Dude, I have a bad feeling about the Chiefs, I will say. I don't think the Chiefs are like, I don't think anyone's looking at them being like, they're so good, but they are really good. I said this, you said the Bills are the best team in the AFC three weeks ago, and I said the Chiefs are, and you looked at me like I was a fucking idiot. Well, the Bills beat the Chiefs by a lot.

Or not by a lot, by like three points. But the Chiefs, I think, are probably going to end up in the Super Bowl. Exactly. Patrick Mahomes is just like too good. I said that three weeks ago. Yeah. No, but the Bills will beat them. I don't know.

I don't know. Make your mind up. Are the Eagles playing the Chiefs at all? No. No, not until. No Chiefs, no Bills. So they could play one of them if they both make to the super bowl god willing knock on wood but that's a long shot

yeah yeah yeah dude the chiefs are trouble that's for sure they could score whenever they want dude oh anytime they just turn it on and they win they score travis kelsey's like the best player in the nfl three touchdowns last night and he already already had a three-touchdown game. We love sports so much. Dude, he's insane. Yeah. I mean, they just— They've got to find a way to get him on the bills. Yeah.

Do you think they could do it? No. How many first-round picks would you give up? I don't know. I don't know how that works. Yeah, me neither. All right. Well, we're over an hour, so we can end it.

All right. Well, that's been Son of a Boy Dad. We'll see you guys next week, hopefully, if Rowan makes it back.