Son of a Boy Dad - Anesthesiology | Son of a Boy Dad #306

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I think it's like 20,000 to like fly a small plane to West Virginia. Yeah, the fuel. I remember when Drake, remember when uh who was it? Was it the Raptors? When the Raptors won? Uh huh. And Drake was flying his plane in circles around around it and they said they'd caught that the circles that he did was $80,000 worth of fuel. But he has like a Boeing. Yeah. He has like a passenger plane. He has the literal soul plane.

So crazy. Imagine. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Monday, June 2nd. We are here live from HQ. Tres. Happy, happy, uh. Pride. Monday, June 2nd, we are here live from HQ. Tres. Happy, happy, uh. Pride.

Happy Pride, happy Mental Health Awareness Month. Happy Pride and Mental Health Awareness. Football, have you guys heard that football is now gay? Football is gay, football is lesbian, football is transgender. Who said that, Jack Mack? The NFL put out a video with just like, football is and then like the third word

kept changing and it went from gay, lesbian, which that one's my favorite football is lesbian. You've seen women play football? Now call it. I would not call I wouldn't I wouldn't call I've never seen a girl play football. So I wouldn't call it? I would not call... I wouldn't call... I've never seen a girl play football. So, I wouldn't call it lesbian. I'm saying serious football, too. They're actually good, not lingerie. Tackle full pads.

Yeah, no, I've never seen it. I didn't even know that existed. Where's that? It exists. They used to take over... I'm not even kidding you. We would practice in the bubble in the winter. They put a bubble over the field, and then after our practice,

a women's football team would come on practice. Oh, really? Full pads. That's bizarre. I mean, they were zipping the ball. Freak shit. Yeah, honestly. That's liberal freak shit.

I'll be in Chicago at Rosemont, Zanies all weekend. Tickets at PunchUp.live slash Francis Ellis. I hope to see you guys there. Hopefully you're not spewing any liberal freak shit on in Rosemont. Sure ain't, bro. Rosemont, you're getting into Chicago that'll fly. Rosemont. Yeah, I'll find a airport. They might not like that.

Yeah, once you get closer to... Yeah. Rosemont lets it fly like that? Oh yeah. I gotta get out to Rosemont. I'm in Bend, Oregon coming up by the way. Oh, fuck yeah. That's huge. For me, a fledgling. I'm gonna be in SoCal, just the general area. I don't understand this thing. I get why he does it, but you can't piggyback on that. I'm just doing it to piggyback on his. I think you can't. It's funny. It's funny to list a random place. Dude, people were like,

I think it was like someone DM'd me and they were like, yo, I'm trying to find where Ron's gonna be in Knoxville. And they were like, I can't find any information. When are you in Oshkosh? Are you seriously gonna be in Oshkosh? Yes, at some point for sure. That's great. I gotta get out to Joshua Tree, I gotta get out to the Pacific Northwest.

I'd like to check out Joshua Tree. One of my boys was just in Joshua Tree. Which boy? Trippin' Sack. Trippin' Sack in J Tree. No way. Which boy? Can't say.

Now that I've said it, you've trippin' sack. That's gotta be Nate. No, no, no, I can't say. Bo? Trippin' Sack. And the photos that he sent were genuinely the most incredible photos we've ever seen. Was it from the inside of his eye? It was from Josh, it was just Joshua Tri- I mean, I wasn't tripping Sack looking at the- just the photos itself said enough.

Have you ever tripped Sack? I've never tripped on anything, no. I've never done any drugs other than, uh, drinking weed and... The other one? Clonopin, I guess, and Ativan. What's the other one Klonopin I guess and at a van What's the other one? Oh whip its yeah, I guess long balls over here is definitely tripped over his sack though Skip it. I've never done any I don't think I would like psychedelics Nor do I have any interest in trying them well if you're in J tree

Now even if I was in J tree, I think I would just be like, let me just take this in raw. Let me raw dog this. Soak it all in. I heard that it's like in the period where JTree is still weird right now. And there's cool bars, cool restaurants, but it's going to go the way of Tulum and Austin and become fake weird, corporate. Yeah. Corporate weird.

Maybe we should open up an Apple store in JTree. I was thinking of a comedy club. Get ahead of the boom. The revolution, the move to JTree. Joshua's Treehouse? If we move to Joshua's Treehouse, all of us, who do you think would come with us if we like try to be like, we're going like there's the new boom is Josh Tree. Everyone's moving out there.

They got Dana. Rico's moving to Joshua Tree. Just us and Dana. Comedy revolution and J Tree happening. I think people would follow us because then you could still do the show with Dana. I love that. That's all we would really need we could just get a nice little spot in the desert. Probably get some fiber some dark fiber network. Yeah. Burn down some trees. Yeah. You're talking your highest speed Wi-Fi. Yeah I'm talking dark fiber. You're talking running a cable straight from Google. From like the Earth's core into my PlayStation.

One of those processing farms. Exactly. Yeah, one of those ones where the basement, you're like, what's down there, and you're just like the computer. Why don't you? It's just a building of computer. Yeah, right.

Why don't you do Starlink? Because I don't think that would be faster for me. People say it's pretty fast. I think it's pretty fast for like if you're out in the middle like it's for when you're in the middle of nowhere, right? It's for people who like can't get good internet. I don't know. People I saw someone put it on their Tesla recently. Hmm. Elon retweeted that. And I know that Ryan Russo put it on his boat so he could watch NBA League pass from dark waters. Speaking of hard drugs, sounds like Elon's out

of the White House. Clip it, post that. Because he's been on the Kett too hard. He's been on the KET. The KET. And it begs the question, did he create the self-driving car? On the KET. So that he could get home safely from his intense drug. I mean, if that were the case, I don't mind that. It's not a bad idea. He created the self-driving car because he was too deep in a K-hole. Doesn't self-driving car cut down,

wouldn't it cut down on drunk driving deaths by a huge margin if everyone Yeah, probably. But you do see those videos occasionally of like the Tesla gets in like a fender bender and then it gets a little bit of a mind of its own. Have you ever seen those videos? Well, they seek out the way most.

It's crazy. It's war on the streets? Well they seek out the Waymos. It's crazy. It's war on the streets between the Teslas and the Waymos. They're just doing a crash them up derby. There will be a video of a Tesla just like pulling up to like a stop sign and like a fucking coyote or something will like run in front of it and the Tesla will like send itself into a fucking canyon. They just completely spazz. Yeah, I only initiate myself driving when I'm giving road head. You're giving it?

Yeah, it's tough. Oh, nice. You ever go down on the passenger while you're driving? Never. So boss. Especially a woman. Yeah, that's way harder. Yeah. Way harder.

How do you even configure yourself? Man, you have to have them push their seat all the way back and then you get down into the crawl space where their feet should be like a small dog. Oh, you leave the front seat? Yeah. I thought that you were anchoring your base in the front seat.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you're down with the brakes and the cast. My spine, at my age, I'm not putting it in that position. You gotta stretch before road head. Yeah. For sure, as a man, as a real man. I guess there's gotta be fucking sucking and drugs and alcohol usage going on in these.

I heard the way to beat it is you put on a hat and sunglasses so it can't track your eyes or something. Oh, I've heard that, but I also just do that when I need to take a nap while I'm driving. Have you ever done the self-driving, like crash, like nap a little bit? No, I've never napped. I've done it, I've done the self-driving

when I've been a little sleepier. Yeah. But you have to keep your hands on the wheel. Yeah, that's the bitch of it. Well, I just tape them on. Yeah. Yeah. Just pop two hands off Well, I just tape them on. Yeah. Just pop two hands off a mannequin and throw them on there. They do that on the fucking, like, even if you get the...

the cruise control with the steering assist, which is pretty much self-driving. Yeah. Even when you have that, it's like, if you don't have your hands on for a certain amount of time, it starts going crazy. I bought some of those muffin sort of warmers that the bike drivers guy keep their hands in on the handlebars.

I have those on my Tesla. You could just get like a heating pad and just lay it over the, so I'm assuming that's how it detects if your hands are in it. No, it's a motion thing. It's a little like shake the steering wheel to let us know you're still there.

That's how a Zoltan does it. I assumed Tesla would have a little like shake the steering wheel to let us know you're still there. I assumed that Tesla would have a little bit of a more advanced technology. Why would you assume that? Because isn't that the entire thing? I think at this point it would be hard to even say that Tesla is the leading technology of electric cars anymore. You know what I mean?

It's like a mass produced car now. Yeah. I think there are other companies that have come along and made far more technologically advanced electric cars. Lucid is cool. What's the other one that I'm seeing everywhere? Not Rivian. Rivian's cool as hell.

But there's another... electric vehicle that I've been seeing all over the place. It's got like the name of a city or some stupid shit. The Lucids are nice. Those are fancy. I mean, Range Rover's making an electric Range Rover. I put myself on the wait list. Did I tell you that? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I told you guys that. Still no word. Just in case so you can maybe sell it. Yeah. No word yet. Flip it. No, Rivian is the one that is nice. Rivian has the snowboard compartment obviously. Of course, necessary. Yeah, this car is nice and all, but where's my snowboard compartment? So that's going to be a deal breaker for me. And it only fits a snowboard. Yeah, nothing else. You couldn't even put an iPhone in there. It'll reject it.

It's only meant for just the snowboard. It'll launch it out. That is vicious. Well, when I'm looking at a car, I don't know, I wish I had a car so bad, but it's just not realistic for me right now. Why not? Too much, I don't really wanna put a car in a garage

because then it's like I probably won't end up using it ever. It's like adopting a dog, you know? Yeah, exactly. You're not going to spend enough time to play with it. Yeah, exactly. Why do you think that putting it in the garage would mean you wouldn't use it? Because I think I would just be like,

eh, I'll just, eh, well it's in the garage. I don't feel like going to get it from the garage. Like I wish I could just park it right outside my apartment. Park it on the sidewalk. There is that one red sports car that's always on your block. There are cars, but it is the same thing. Where like, if I wake up like early,

it's the same shit that the thing they used to do. Where I'll look out my window and everyone is just sitting in their cars and they look so fucking miserable. Sitting there with just a coffee, just staring into the abyss. Like they're not even on their phones. Yeah.

Probably start like. It's really stressful. It sounds awful. And in COVID, they suspended one of the days for alternate side street cleaning. So you only had to do it once a week. Now you have to do it twice a week. Which is, that's madness.

I don't know, cause you'll see people that are out there in like fucking $100,000 cars. Yeah. And you're like, really? Yeah. You don't want to pay, I mean, it's a lot, whatever, $500 a month for a garage to not have to deal with twice a week in prime work hours, having to get into your car for an hour and a half each time.

Yeah, hour and a half. For the street sweeper. I don't understand why you have to be in there for an hour and a half each time? Yeah, hour and a half. Is it a street sweeper? I don't understand why you have to be in there for an hour and a half. Because if you're not in your car the whole time, then a ticketing agent will give you a ticket. And there's only five minutes when you have to do anything, when the street sweeper comes.

When he comes, you pull out, he comes along the curb and then you pull back in. But people will swoop. People will come in who have not been waiting and try to steal your spot. Following around the street sweeper being an ambulance chaser. They'll fall right on his tail, yeah. Or they'll start at the back of the block

and then bump everyone else down. So the person who's in the front gets scootered out. Yeah. That's such a vicious game to play. That's insane. It reminds me of that song I used to sing. There were five in the bed and the little one said, roll over, roll over.

So they all rolled over and one fell out. There were four in the bed and the little, you know, you heard that one? I haven't heard that one now. That's a good one. But I like it. Yeah. But I like it a lot.

The fucking little one though. Yeah. Who does the fucking little one think they are? I think there always is a little one, right? If I had to guess. You'd think. I, uh. Well how does it end?

Do tell. Well I don't know, I never got that far. There was one in the bed. I usually fell asleep. Oh, you fell asleep quick. That's, well that was when they. Started at five, you didn't even make it down to three. That's what I was saying when I was got that far. I usually fell asleep. Oh, you fell asleep quick. That's, well, that was when they- Started at five, you didn't even make it down to three. That's what I was saying when I was going into surgery.

That's what they would tell me to sing, going under anesthesia. Well, your anesthesiologist might have put you on a little bit of a high dose. There were five in the bed. You got four words deep. I don't know, I never got that far. They gave me the good stuff, man.

Started at five. It does kind of work like that, though. I love when an anesthesiologist makes, they always make the same joke. They go, here's a little cocktail. Oh, really? I haven't gotten anesthesia. I actually don't know if ever.

I always go in thinking, this is gonna be cool. I'm excited about the fact that I'm about to be put to sleep. And my body will just, because I have a hard time sleeping. So just to be, that's the one time in my life where I'm put to sleep against, with no worry of my own. The problem is every time I'm on the other side of a surgery, something nuts is happening. Why? I just remember the last one I had,

the guy woke me up by slapping me in the face. The fuck? Cause like, they needed me awake. I don't know why. And they were rolling me out now. And I was like, I was so tired. You have to drive home Mr. Ellis. Shut up. Mr. Ellis your keys. It felt like I was in high school again.

Like no. You left your heavy machinery running out front Mr. Ellis. It's a snow day. I don't need to be. You haven't finished cutting this steak Mr. Ellis. You haven't finished cutting the steak mr. Ellis And he just kept back of his hand That's great. I would have been like dude. What the fuck I couldn't speak I wasn't allowed to speak because they had removed the Shit from my throat. They made you mouth tape You had your anesthesia. Well, if I'm going out, I'm gonna do it how I usually I'm gonna you yeah I'm gonna to do it how I usually do it. I'm going to Mew. Yeah. I'm going to Mew myself to sleep. Mew too.

No anesthesia for me. Both the last two, I had anesthesia when I got my septum fixed. When you got your nose job. When I got my nosy. And then there was one for my wife when she was doing her C-section. You got some too?

I was just like, let me hit it. He offered me his wee pin. I was like, no, no, no no no no I've never gotten I don't think I've ever gotten anesthesia I've gotten laughing gas a couple times Which is not really anything. It's not it sounds like a blast But I think that's kind of in the same category as quicksand where you hear about it as a kid And you're like oh my god. It'll like I mean thing is it it pretty much ends immediately after you take it off they just wrap it on to your on to your face and it tastes and smells decent you know and gas tastes funny it's a decent gas mm-hmm but then you kind of just get

like you just get like numb so I don't why don't fuck with that at all I don't fuck with the with like my goal soul No, just like dental surgery bullshit Freaks me out like when you when you when you're awake on laughing gas and you can feel them like Pushing away, but you don't feel pain You just feel like the push and you're like, I know my mouth is just like sliced open right now. Just bleeding. Yeah, there's blood everywhere. I like you, you have no control.

You're just sitting there like this. And they'll ask you a question. Yeah. You're trying to start to get tired. Doing anything fun this summer? Just bleed at them? Bleed straight out at them. I was school.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Why do they do that? Still playing soccer? Ah. Ah. Ah.

I got a good prank for you. Yeah. The next time you have to go get a tooth cleaning, Yeah. Maintain eye contact with your dental hygienist the entire time. Look right into their eyes. Oh man, I used to do that when I was little.

Because they had those weird glasses and I would just be staring at the glasses the whole time. Yeah. Gotta get a pair of those. I'm saying eyeballs, like you're gonna you know propose. Yeah to the person. Yeah Or do triangle method one eye to the next eye to their lips Hers the best way to seduce Just seducing the dental hygienist

That's great, that's just great I That's great. That's just great. I have something I have to apologize for, which is that... Actually, I have two apologies I have to issue on this podcast. If it's about something you said on the show that was wrong or something like that, or... Yeah, that's exactly what it was. I don't think you need to worry about it. No, I know, but people were kind enough to message me and tell me how fucking stupid I am.

Oh, is this about the credit cards? Yeah, yeah. As it turns out, that interest rate of 24% is applied annually, not on a monthly basis of your statement. So it's not as bad as I had thought. I mean, I think it's still a good idea to pay off your balance every month. I didn't know this because as I said, I've never carried a balance on my credit card from one month to the next, which I was taught was sort of a good

financial habit. So I apologize for getting that wrong. I paid $400,000 in credit card debt on the spot. Yeah. But I appreciate all the people who reached out to me to let me know about that mistake. And one guy in particular, I'm gonna actually specifically tell him how sorry I am because this is what he said. This guy's name is, well his Twitter name is Shetter Sanders.

Shetter Shred Sanders. As in Shador? Shador Sanders. Yeah, but there's no you. There's no you. I went on a road trip with my brother and nephew this weekend. It was a good trip overall.

We went camping and fishing. My only complaint is my nephew's choice in entertainment. While he was driving, he chose a podcast called Son of a Boy Dad. I think their at is at Son of a Boy Dad. It was okay until the end. At Son of a Boy Dad pod. One of the guys on it I later found out is on X

at Francis C. Ellis is his tag, tag in quotations, which means this is an older man. Yeah, it's because he's calling him X. This guy is a trip. Claims to be a Harvard graduate, but is also functionally retarded. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha claims to be a Harvard graduate is hilarious. Like it's, you're claiming Crip. But he is also functionally retarded. He literally thinks credit card APR

is the monthly interest rate applied to a balance. I just couldn't anymore after hearing that. Finance isn't difficult. And APR isn't a monthly rate. It's literally in the acronym annual. He does have a good point. I just want to say to this gentleman, I apologize for ruining your lovely nephew, brother camping trip. I put myself in his shoes, right? This is the basis of empathy.

I said to myself, imagine that me and my nephew someday and my brother-in-law piled into a camper van, right? And decided to head to the Catskill Mountains for a long weekend of bonding and fishing. And packed all of our best s'mores kind of ingredients. Gale Mountains for a long weekend of bonding and fishing. Yeah. You know, packed all of our best s'mores kind of ingredients. We've got the marshmallows, the dark chocolate, the graham crackers, maybe a little whiskey

for me and my brother-in-law. The adults. We don't get away very often. It's rare that the three of us would have the time. You want to maximize the time. To do this. Yeah. And of course, my nephew being up on the times

and everything funny, we let him decide what to listen to on the three hour drive. And he puts on this podcast, Son of a Boy Dad, which as it turns out, I would later find out is not a financial information and teaching podcast, but rather a comedy podcast run by three functional retards. And one of whom actually misinformed the public

about how interest is applied to credit cards. And from that point on, the entire weekend was ruined. Well, he was probably waiting for the first 55 minutes. You're like, when are they gonna get to the finance shit? Well, I was gonna say it was really deep in the episode. Yeah, the fact that that many people listened to it, that long to get angry, we should put rage bait at the end of every episode,

as a little treat for people. This guy tweeted this at me today and this was on his weekend, which means he's been thinking about this for days Oh, yeah, I mean it truly sounds like it ruined his weekend Might have like he's just out there, you know casting like 24% every month are you out of your fucking mind finances in hard? It's probably dangerous to hunt like that Then hunt pissed. Yeah, I want to hunt angry that. Then. True, hunt pissed. Yeah.

You not wanna hunt angry. You go to his profile. What do you guys think his profile says? God. God first. Anti-Jew. Oh wow. And anti-jeet.

What's jeet? What is jeet? J-E-E-T, do you know what that is? It sounds racist in some way, maybe against Indians. Yeah. It's a new one. way, maybe against Indians. Yeah. It's a new one. Six, four, and seven inches. Damn.

I gotta believe he's talking about his penis. Top 5% IQ, constitutional law and geopolitical expert, paranormal researcher from Birmingham, Alabama. Interesting. And then you go through and it's a bunch of retweets of Andrew Tate stuff. Nine inches and thick. Yeahets of Andrew Tate stuff nine inches and thick Yeah, big Andrew Tate guy anti-jew

Six foot a little bit about me hate Jews Six-six that's my testimony Hate Jews and Jeets that That one I made up. What are Jeets? You guess. I thought it was a short stop from the Yankees. Yeah, right? Hey, you might've made it up.

Just a little like. Could be. Which one, like you picked. I don't know, that gave me a pretty good laugh that I had ruined this guy's family weekend. What was his profile picture? Clearly it's all nonsense except that he, I do think he really hates Jewish people.

Yeah, probably. Usually you don't throw that one in the bio unless you mean it. Yeah. Usually that one's not the opening. It's such a long tweet to write. That was all a tweet. They had paragraphs, yeah.

Oh, I thought that was DMs. No, that was a tweet. Oh yeah, because he said X. He found you on X. Yeah. Is it anti-Hindus use G as a slur? So it's anti, if you're against Jewish and Hindus? Well, this is why he hates Harvard.

Not anymore, he shouldn't. That must be fresh out of Birmingham. This is why he hates Harvard, is because Harvard is like big on Jews and his Hindu students I guess, and then didn't do enough to protect Jewish students and so that's where the war on Harvard hits him.

But he doesn't want to hate them both. Yeah, he hates them both equally. He just hates, he's just fuck them all. Oh, then he must be very conflicted about Harvard. He's an equal opportunity hater. I think he just hates everyone. Which I respect. He should start his own university

where people can hate everyone of all races and walks of life. True, Birmingham U. Birmingham U. Okay, my other apology, ready? Yeah. So I played in this member guest golf tournament. Oh, yeah, finally.

Yeah, we got in off the wait list the morning before the tournament. Was an unbelievable, just we climbed all the way from 12th on the wait list to get in. And so we were already awake. What's that? You got the text or did you wake up to the text? I woke up, I couldn't sleep. I was so excited. I woke up at 6 a.m. and I had an email.

You're in, can you guys play? Absolutely, we're fucking in, let's go. Yeah. And big, big boozy weekend, really boozy. I mean, I got, I probably had like 30 liquor drinks over three days. It's a lot of liquor. Yeah, I have, my defecate is in shambles.

I'd assume so. It's a slip and slide back there. Chapped lips. When I would drink fucking hard alcohol, my shit would smell like burning rubber or some shit, like it would not smell normal. Yeah. Like it didn't smell like shit, yeah. Really?

You know the lips, the lips of the rectum? I do. Mine are very chapped. Yeah. Because of how many? That's from wiping too hard. I don't know, that's why, and often. Yeah, because you're wipes.

Because the booze you were having? Yeah, it just keeps coming out of me. I can't fart because I know it's going to be, I'm going to shit myself. So I have to go to a toilet every other day. What's the consistency of the turds? There is no consistency. It's just pure liquid.

Yeah. But it's not diarrhea. Sounds like it definitely is. You just said it was pure liquid. But it doesn't, I don't have to go all the time. It's not like... Yeah, but it's still diarrhea. It's just when I have to go, that's what it is.

That's how I live. Diarrhea, when I've had it, it's usually been that I have to go all the time. That's like food poisoning, or like you're sick with diarrhea. Well, when I have diarrhea, it usually means that I'm sick. Yeah, I see. Mine's more of just like a coin toss when I go to the toilet. Will this be diarrhea? Will it not be? Mm-hmm. You really don't know.

What I'll do is I'll throw a handful of powder up my ass to make sure it hardens, like a little bit of shortening to kind of turn the liquid into a thicker... Very smart. Yeah. ...as it passes through. See, if you were to submerge your butt into a vat of boiling oil, you would deep fry your asshole. Yeah, I could make a little panko crusted bun hole.

That'd be so nice. Like, what is the cake? A funnel cake. Funnel cake to asshole. Country fair. A little powdered sugar. Nice. I miss funnel cakes. I feel like that was such a delicious treat

before you knew how bad it was for you. I was a fried dough guy. That was my thing. Fried dough. Fried dough. Fried dough. What's fried dough? Like a fried Oreo?

Kind of. No, no, no. It doesn't have the Oreo. I guess fried. It's literally just dough that's fried. And it comes with like powdered sugar. It's probably not the same. Like a beignet?

Yeah. Same as a beignet? A beignet? What the hell? The thing that sprays water at your ass? I put a beignet on my toilet. I think that's the New Orleans treat. Ah.

Yeah, yeah, people say that those are good. I don't think I've ever had one of those either. Fried dough, you'd get it at the country fair. Yeah. The county fair. Yeah. I guess it's just the same thing as a funnel cake, but it's not looped up.

Yeah, it's pretty flat. It's like a hutchpuppet kind of. It's got flattened and there usually be like a couple bubbles or whatever and you pour confectioners sugar, some cinnamon on it. Pretty dumb to ask because the ingredients are literally in the name. Yeah, it's just like dough that's fried there. The ingredient and the preparation is right there in both the words. Yeah, you don't need to overthink that one.

It's very good. Fried dough, what is it? It's incredible. Especially when you get it right out of the vat of oil, because then there's a little pool of kind of liquid that the sugar can stick to and create like a sludge. Yeah, you can really only find it at trucks. I don't know if they've ever been to a restaurant

where they've served it. Me neither. Unfortunately. Me neither. You need a truck. You could probably ask a chef to do it though. Fry some dough. Yeah just, I'll just do a little fried dough. Yeah you're not gonna. You tell me you don't got dough back there? You don't have a deep fryer? You don't gotta be, I just had french fries. It was microwaved. Get a little dough,

throw it in the fryer. What restaurant only uses a microwave? Is it Applebee's? So many. Don't they have fries at Applebee's? Applebee's is big on planes. Planes are big on microwaves. Oh yeah, of course. Airplanes.

So are they microwaving the french fries? Some places probably. If they're a little soggy, probably yeah. You know McDonald's isn't microwaving shit Mm-hmm that shit is Chris because they put it up front. They want you to see I want you to see Burger King might be Burger King could I could see Burger King microwave microwave in the fries except I don't think any of those burger places are I Mean their nuggets are microwaved, right? I

Don't know what's it or maybe air-fried or like that you like a convection oven or something? Yeah. Guess you can't speak free in this country. Guess you can't speak freely anymore can you? Not in this country at least. Pisses me off. You guys see that Magnus Carlson? Yeah. And I'll be honest with you, I watched the game play. You got smoked by a jeep. I don't have to cut that as well. I don't care. Get a little cloud in there. Just bleep that.

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That's crazy You started the bit. Yeah, that was why I did it as a joke. Well now you guys see it through. No, no No, I'm saying it's your turn. Finish the bit. I'm not doing, I will be doing nothing. See the bit. Own the bit. Shane's got my agent's contact info. Guys, Tire Season 2 debuts on Wednesday, I believe. Or is it Thursday, June 5th, on Netflix.

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And you guys can watch Tyra season two on Netflix on June 5th. Give it a, give it a watch. We're excited and proud of the show. Fuck yeah. I watched the gameplay and when he blundered, I couldn't, even I as a very poor chess player, I was like, what the fuck?

He had a move where he could have easily forked the king and the opponent's rook with his knight and taken the rook and kind of like run away with the game. I mean, it was over. And he blundered with his knight and taking the rook and kind of like run away with the game. I mean it was over. And he blundered with his knight. I loved everyone watching it knew. I loved the other dude's reaction. He just got up and was like, yeah, well he's 19. Oh, really? I didn't know if he was saying Magnus Carlsen, the best chess player of the last 15, 10 years, whatever. That's crazy. 19. So he's probably gonna be the next. Who knows?

Or he's just gonna be. It was a bad blunder by Magnus. He was killing the guy. How often does he lose? I mean, I don't know how often he loses. Usually they'll play like multiple games in those tournaments, I think, or in big tournaments. Like best of.

Yeah. And a lot of them will end in draws But you get like a certain number of points for a draw certain for a win, so he usually Comes through but he kind of stepped away for a minute from chess and got into poker and other things interesting I'm sure he's good at all that shit I'm a big Magnus fan. I like him. Why? A lot of people do. Because he plays quickly, he's big on speed chess, he posts videos of himself playing shit faced,

which I love. That's awesome. Like he'll stream himself singing and drinking and being like, man, man, man, man, man, just whooping guys on the chess app. That's awesome. Highly rated players too. Yeah, sure.

And he's just, I don't even know if they know they're playing him. Yeah. They're like, chess app. That's awesome. Highly rated players too. Yeah, sure. And he's just, and they don't even, I don't even know if they know they're playing him. Yeah. They're like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, they probably think that he's just cheating. You're not aware of the current chess hacking situation. I have heard about that. I've heard whispers of it.

I don't know the story though, tell me. With Dr. Lupo? Tell me about it. Dr. Lupo, who is a Twitch streamer, famous for playing Fortnite with Ninja. And then obviously, you know, Fortnite, that was what? 25 years ago. Feels like it, right?

That game's been out forever now. I mean, I was in high school when it came out. And so Fortnite's died down a little bit. Well, ever since Smitty stopped playing it. Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, like Ninja I think still probably plays it because that's where he gets his money. But Dr. Luba kind of fizzled out a little bit.

He still streams, but then he entered in some like $100,000 chess tournament and I think he won it and then he got caught cheating. Oh shit. And he found out because it was an online tournament. How was he cheating? Was he using some kind of a... Some sort of script that was telling him where to go.

Right. I'd assume. You gotta give respect to whoever wrote that script. It's probably pretty easy. I mean, it's just the same script that the computer, well, it's probably the same script that the computer would use when you play against it. Did you see the new robot that they built

that solves a Rubik's Cube in like 0.3 seconds? No. It's so fucking sick. It's cool. That's pretty sick. You saw it? No, I haven't. I'm just saying I like that.

They just put six metal rods on either side and it just goes shh! Yeah, I've seen, I actually think I have seen those. It's so impressive being able to write code and machinery like that. Oh yeah. It's probably awesome. Oh, but just to finish this thought on the golf tournament

really quick. Yes, yes. Apology. Sorry. No, no, no. I don't care anymore. I've gotten over it. I've learned.

I'm pretty sure you brought up Magnus. Listen, again, I'm not. I'm not. You went on a rant about Magnus. There's no blame here. There should be the blame. I have learned to accept the scenic route that we love to take on the pod.

I like it. I like it. I'm on board. Ron loosely said something about Magnus and then you pretty much read his biography. Yeah, again, I'm riffing. I'm picking up on the riff. All right, all right.

Lane riffing over here. Yeah, continue. You know what I mean? I wanna hear the guest only.. All right, all right. Lane riffing over here. Yeah, continue. You know what I mean? I wanna hear the guest only. Okay. Guest only story. Well. Only guests.

So we play in the tournament. Only fans. We played our first, it was five, nine whole matches. We're in, there's like eight or eight flights of six teams. And so you play all the teams in your flight, right? I wanna hear a little bit more about your process of arrival. Oh, you want me to get that in depth?

Yeah, why not? For a tournament like this, like I'm assuming you're getting there early. Yeah. How many hours? We took, I mean, there's a boat. We took the boat over and good vibes on the boat. Ferry?

Yeah, like the boat, yeah. What time? The boat for the club. Can you put your drive ontoerry? Yeah, like the boat, yeah. What time? The boat for the club. Can you put your drive onto it? No, no, no. Oh, God. Club has its own boat? Yeah.

Holy shit. Like a menu. Cool. Speaking of, have you seen that Norwegian restaurant that's underwater? Yes. No. How fucking cool is that?

That has like part of, it's like a slideshow on the ceiling or like a, there's like a damn planetarium in there. It is so cool. It is so cool. Norway's doing some really cool stuff with their architecture. Yeah. Norway's always, you know.

I just booked my trip finally to Norway. To Norway? Yeah. When? I'm going to go in September. Fuck yeah. Wait, I thought you were done traveling. For comedy. Oh, I thought you were done traveling. For comedy.

Oh, I thought you were like, I don't even want to go anywhere. Yeah, I was always wanting to go to Norway. That was going to be my last stop and then I'm just going to be an American forever. That's your last stop? I don't think I'm going to go anywhere after that. I mean, I love this country.

There's so much to see in this country. There is. I'll never get tired. I don't think there are that many states that I haven't been to. I was actually thinking about it. There's only probably three. North Dakota, South Dakota?

Been to them both. I've been to South, never North. Yeah, well, you're missing out. I know. Alaska? See, obviously, not obviously, I have not been to Alaska. You've been to most of the lower 48,

is what you're trying to say. Well, I've been to Hawaii, so I've been to half of the upper two. Yeah. I've never been to Arkansas. I think you're missing out. I don't think I've ever been to Arkansas either. Never been to Arkansas. I don't think I've been to Kentucky, weirdly. And then there's...

I have. That might be it. I've been pretty, I have. That might be it. I've been pretty much everywhere else. I've been everywhere. I don't think I've been to Bama. Never been to Bama. Been around the world twice. Anyway.

Talked to everybody once. Yeah. What's that? The big trucks that go chh-chh-chh. Been around the world twice. Yeah. Talked to everyone once. We are frog man. Yeah. Yeah. to everyone once. We are frog man.

Yeah. Yeah. That's great. I'm a frog man. Well, we took the boat over and we hit a couple balls, made ourselves a Greyhound at 8.45. So what time were you hitting balls? You know what a Greyhound is?

It's a drink. It's a cocktail. Pimm's Cup mixed with vermouth. I'm concerned about your level of focus at this point though. The Charging Vodka soda was a splash of grapefruit. 845, you're shit-faced. 845, you're shit-faced and you're pretty much not warmed up at all.

We're getting loose. And you're freezing because you just took a boat and it was 30 degrees outside. It was an enclosed ferry. Ah, very fancy. I'd have a drink on the boat. Yeah, you'd have a drink on the boat? There's a bar on the boat.

How long is the boat ride? 30 minutes. Damn. Go right under the nose of the statue. By the way, we are going to do this in preparation for the Ryder Cup. I need you to take some swings. I've been taking swings.

Uh-huh, what do you mean? Swinging lessons. Swigs? Swings, swing dancing. I do need Uh-huh, what do you mean? Swinging lessons. Swigs? Swigs, swing dancing. No, I haven't really taken any, I do need to, honey, is to get out there, hit the range. Yeah, let's go. I'll find the time.

You don't gotta worry about me. I say we, here's what we'll do. You and me, spark up a fatty, take the boat over, let that sea breeze run through our hair. I'm not getting on that boat. Look up the nostrils of the Statue of Liberty. Go take a couple swings, right? Hit some balls. Sounds like the boat from, what's the fucking movie?

The menu. No, another one, the Leonardo DiCaprio one. Titanic. Titanic. No, fucking Shutter Island. Obviously not Titanic. Sounds like the boat from that, what's that Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

It's the iceberg. Shutter Island. I feel like it's gonna be Billy Zane. Shutter Island. I would say, yeah, that's fair. I mean, yeah, we can do it. We can do some role playing. There's a storm.

You're gonna be stuck on the island. Shutter Island. Shutter Island. Shutter Island. Haven't watched that in a long time. I think I saw it right when it came out. There's a crazy twist at the end. Everyone says that. It's like, okay, I get it.

Yes, it's a crazy twist. It is a good twist. It's a banger twist. What, he's dead the whole time or something? You nailed it. Spot on. He's dead the whole time. I'm not gonna spoil it. I feel like a lot of the Leo movies haven't

done it for me recently. That one didn't do it for me that much. Flower Moon I thought was hot ass. I didn't see it. That one didn't do much for me. But, uh, Shutter Island was phenomenal. I also didn't love the Aviator that much. Isn't that movie like 40 years old? It's probably not that long before Shutter Island. It was a slog though. It was like 2001 probably the aviator Howard Hughes No, it was after 2001. It would have been like 2004 maybe Nice

What's shutter? When did Shutter Island come out? Oh wait 2013 no 2011 now 2013 Shutter Island come out. Oh wait. 2013? No. 2011? No, 2013. Split the fucking difference I guess. Split the fucking difference. Who thinks of shit? So we're on the boat, we go over there,

we get out, we have our cocktail, we're hitting balls, we get into our first match, nine holes, now here's the thing, right? For a tournament like this, it's all handicapped. Yeah. So you submit yours, your handicap, and your partner's, your guest's handicap, and then you're placed in a flight

based on where your combined index lands. And what were you guys sitting at? Our combined index, my partner was like an 11 and I'm a 6. You ran an 11 to the guest only? Yeah. Well, he's probably a sandbagger. He probably is like a 6 himself, and he gets the little 11 boost. I'll tell you this.

We did not sandbag. We finished dead last in our flight. Damn. And I take a lot of pride in the fact that we were very honest about our handicap. In fact, some people would maybe accuse us of having vanity handicaps.

So going the other way, but I don't know. I wouldn't say that because our matches were largely contested and we held our own. They were all pretty close, kind of came down to the final hole or something. We'd miss a putt and the other team would make it. So we tied two of our matches and then we lost the other three but they they were probably

giving you the rigs treatment feeding you the Greyhounds trying to get you shit face. I mean you get to a point where you're like let's just drink we're just gonna drink yeah because we're out of the tournament now so we might as well just fucking take advantage. Haven't you won the tournament? No no that I didn't I haven't won this one. This is other club, old boy. Yeah. Multiple club kind of guy. We played two matches, three matches on the first day. And I think it was the third match on the first day

where we played a team. You can't like really verify someone's handicap. The process of putting together a handicap in golf is as simple as you going into an app on your phone and being like, I played golf today at this course from these tees and I shot this score. There's no fact checking. There's no checking.

If I wanted in a year to play in this tournament again as a 20 handicap, I could just from now till then go into this thing on random days and be like, I shot 104, I shot 106. Throw my handicap way up, which means that in the tournament I'm gonna be getting a ton of strokes on holes against the team we're playing against. You stroke off the lowest handicapped player,

and if someone hasn't been honest about that, which is very easy, you cannot win. You can't beat them. It's impossible. Yeah, you'd have to shoot like 20 under. We played a team where we were stroking off the lower guy on the team. Balls, of course.

Because he was a little bit better than me. So I think I got like half a stroke in the whole match of nine holes. My partner got like four. Yeah. This guy's partner though, our opponent's partner was like a 14 index. So he was the high handicap,

which meant that he stroked on like seven or eight of the holes. Ah. This kid, and I'm not making this up, on nine holes on a windy day at my club, which is not an easy club, 37 damn one over gross 37 gross it's a par 35 on that nine so he was used to over par damn two birdies outright birdies net net Eagles on a par force you. That's insane. You can't beat someone like that.

You cannot physically win. Say the guy's name. Say his fucking name. His name was Ross. He knows. He'll know. Sandbaggin Ross. If you see a Ross, run for the hills.

Dude, it was... Hustlin'. I got so fucking mad. I was so mad about this because there's money on the line. You know, everyone's competitive. We're all trying. And like, I don't know this guy, right? So I'm like, dude, you're the member. No, he was the guest. And to the member's credit, the member did not play well at all. So you'd think maybe they would even each other out, but they didn't because the low guy, or the higher handicap just fucking beat us by himself.

And there was nothing we could do, and it was really frustrating. Hole after hole after hole. Did you give them like this? Par net birdie, par net birdie. Like I have to birdie the holes one after another just to tie. So they beat the pants off of us, right?

Did you give them a comment or anything? Dude, I was getting pissy. I was getting pissy and I'm not proud of it. To the degree that, and after every time I'd be like, wow, like great shot. Impressive, impressive to watch you nip a wedge to three feet from a hundred yards. Passive.

Good spin control from a 15 index. Wow. Nice, nice baby butter cut. I'm seeing you work the ball against the wind. Something that, you know, I didn't learn until like, I got to a fucking four. Yeah. And anyway, so I'm being a bit of an asshole and he keeps being, he's deflecting and being

like, yeah, next hole, you'll see, the blow up's coming or I don't know, I've never played this well. My partner will tell you this is rare, this is unusual. Yeah, Sidney Dean and God goddamn white man can't jump. Yeah, yeah, so you just feel like you're being fleeced, basically. Yeah, you got hustled. And on the eighth hole, we're walking up the fairway.

And I'll add this, before we teed off, we're walking to the first tee. I introduced myself to the guy and he goes, you're that bar stool guy, right? Which is like, I don't know, as a way of saying that you know someone was a little like aggressive, almost accusatory. Yeah.

As if he was gonna be like, yeah, I don't really like the humor you guys put out. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, but he kind of knew, then he was like, my idiot friends know who you are, something like that. And on the eighth fairway, match is over, they've beaten us, they've maxed out their points, they've shoved us in a locker.

I've been growing angrier and angrier. He goes, let's take a picture for my idiot friends. Mm, Ross said that? Ross said that as we're walking. Holy shit. career, he goes, let's take a picture for my idiot friends. Ross said that as we're walking. Holy shit. I went, I don't want to do that. Ah, this is the you're salty as hell. This is the first and only time in my entire career that I can think of that I have turned someone down for a picture. And by the way, the big part of that is I don't think I'm worth two shits.

If someone asks me to take a picture with them, my God, I'd be honored. I'm flattered. I don't know why anyone would want that, but hey, who am I to say no? And I said no. And then I immediately felt terrible about it. I felt so fucking bad about it.

Cause he was, and he goes, yeah, I feel that. That was his response. And sure enough, in the next match, his like, he shot like 45, you know, he kind of like bounced back to it. So his caddy who I know was like, I've caddied for them a lot. He, that was his career low.

Like it was a total aberration. And you were accusing him of like basically cheating the whole time. That happens. It can happen, I guess. Like it's rare. It's rare for a 14 or 15 index to shoot two over par in a tournament,

in wind, whatever, but it could happen. And I was like, there's no fucking way that you did that. How is he beating me? Yeah. Well, you know who I am. So, so anyway, I apologize to Ross. Sorry Ross.

That is a public apology. I feel really bad about it to the degree that I I actually wanted to go up to him and be like Let's let's take that picture. Let's get that photo at which point he'd be like, no, I'm good I know I was worried that he'd be like, I don't I don't want your fucking picture. Yeah, and I'd be like, okay so anyway, I acted like an asshole and I'm embarrassed about it. And- Has that ever happened to you when you've gone, have you ever been in a club and the manager will come back and be like,

there's people out here, they just want to take a photo real quick. And then you go out and they're still there like, what? No one has ever fucked with me. That happened to me. That happened to me in Baltimore at the port. The manager was like, there's people that want to take a photo with you.

And I went out and I just like stood there and they just stood there looking at me like, what's up? And then I just went back to the green room. I have, I was mortifying. You guys know me? I'm pretty sure they said, Hey, I'm saying that. I've had a moment similar to that, which was, I'm your favorite comedian? I was, like, going through a line of photos after a show, taking photos and, like, thanking people for coming. Yeah. And then I was at Philly Helium. Yeah.

Then I walked out from the green room, out that back alley to the street, and I saw a group of people who had come to the show, and I, like, thanked them them for coming and they were like, oh yeah, thanks. And they were just like hanging around. And I was like, do you guys want a picture? Because I had just taken 50 photos.

So for some reason I just assumed that they were about to ask me. And this guy was like, no. And I was like, oh, well. It's like the most embarrassing thing of all. I mean, do you want me to take a picture of you guys? The light is hitting you so good right now. Yeah, I felt like I'd been punched in the fucking stomach.

I don't know. I knew you did. I don't know why I thought. Sweet, yeah. Because I'm done taking photos. Yeah, that'll never happen again. Never gonna ever suggest that we take a photo ever again. Or you could be like, no, for me, for my phone.

Yeah, no, I want memories. I thought you guys were an attractive group. I like to show people who come to the show. You guys. I think when I was in Seattle, I did, I had, because I flew out early to go fishing and I hadn't like spoken to another human being in like three days and I was after the show I was I was standing outside I was talking to a group of dudes

and I was taught that came to the show normal guys you're having a great conversation but I think I talked to them for so long that they were like they were like all right man we're gonna head out like where are you guys going? They got tickets to come see me and then I talked to them for so long that they were like, all right, bro, we're going to get out of here. You're going to rest your night. You guys want to get some pizza? Yeah.

Was hungry at all? A little slice? Just talking to them inside baseball comedy. Yeah, that is what I usually end up doing. Well, yeah, that room was actually pretty solid I mean the ceiling could have been a little bit lower and they're like, dude, we don't know what drew style Alright shall we wrap it up? Yeah. Okay. Thank you guys for listening to the episode. We will see you on Thursday. Goodbye. I was only falling one way, I was falling one way

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