Son of a Boy Dad - Apartment Session 2 (LIVE) | Son of a Boy Dad #146

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

Apartment Session 2 (LIVE) | Son of a Boy Dad #146 - Lil Sas puts the team on his back: learns audio & video- does it all himself. Vibes are high, Rone is criss-cross applesauce. We’re back up, tune back in. Thx, cheers. - Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today at https://www.twistedtea.com/locations - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's just not going to be, what's it called? 240. It's not going to be 240. It's not going to be too crisp, but guess what? I also had to fucking, I had to bump up my Wi-Fi bill to do this.

Did you? Yes, I did. I had to upgrade it. Damn. And it still didn't really do much. I don't understand how... Here, I don't need to fucking look at that. Yeah, look at this other video of yourself.

I don't need to know... I don't understand how those streamers get it to be so crisp. Like, what kind of Wi-Fi are those guys fucking using? Best their life. They're hardwired in. Are we HDMI? Oh, yeah. We're hardw? Best their life. They're hardwired in. Are we HDMI? We're hardwired in too.

We're hardwired. And I have the most expensive Spectrum streaming package. Yeah. We are double Spectrum'd up right now. We have Spectrum and are on the Spectrum, and it has solved everything. Also, I'd like to address some things. Rome, why are you sitting... I can't believe this guy's sitting cross-legged why are you sitting crisscross applesauce dude i have a fucking herniated

disc and a muddy sacrum dude i have to sit like this so my fucking spine can straighten this deep ass couch is the worst thing for my spine so i don't want to fucking hear it really is bad this couch is not good for your back at all i just i've been on this couch for 72 hours straight pretty much and uh we had to i had to go film a sketch yesterday and i got i was been on this couch for 72 hours straight pretty much and uh we had to go i had to go film a sketch yesterday and i got i was on the train and i was standing and i was like feeling my back and i was like dude why does it feel like i just like hit like a back day at the gym like my back is like sore comfort is the worst thing for your body yeah big time if you're sitting on like a comfortable seat or in a comfortable position, that's going to have your back in fucking hell.

Yeah, it's not good. My fucking spine curls under my fucking... Oh, big time. It doesn't go straight up and down like it's supposed to. And I don't think that will ever happen for humans again. No, I think the phone's completely fucked us. Phone's fucked us. But I don't understand the people that have straight-ass posture.

Do they just hold their phone up like this, right at eye level at all times? How are you supposed to hunch over? phones probably just dry as hell they probably just get no they probably just have no interaction yeah no notifications no one's hitting them up they have no notice fucking losers no it was an opening it was an opening uh an eye-opening experience when we finished the stream the other day and i saw myself on that video as soon as the stream was over and i fucking like a a gunslinger in the old west picked up my phone so fucking fast to be looking at i couldn't go two seconds without being on my fucking phone god no it's pathetic i'm like a child with a tablet i don't know how i could ever tell a child of mine not to be on a tablet

i don't know columns doing the whole fucking matt mccusker method where you where you put it on the black and white but i tried does it work i tried that i was listening to matt and shane on a flight and it was the episode where matt was talking about putting his phone on black and white because it makes you want to go on it less and i did it for like 10 minutes and then i was like dude what am i i was like this is crazy just look people are looking at me and like why is the guy's instagram black and white well i don't think anyone was looking at you people were because i remember colin because colin did it last week and i was like dude what the fuck are you doing you were looking at him but you're a judgmental individual you think strangers in the wild were judging you for that oh dude on a tight ass plane i mean i know because you probably don't get it because you sit first

class so often when you're back in coach you're looking at other people's phones yeah their phones right there or other people's tvs through the cracks that's true that's obvious but uh i i feel like that's the kind of thing that you that's like a last resort move yeah it might be like yeah column has he also has an app that like when you open instagram he tells you to take a deep breath it gives you like a one minute meditation and it it's like, are you sure you want to open Instagram right now? What the hell is going on with that guy? And then it says, and Colm showed me, it's like, you tried to open Instagram 5,000 times today. Not actually that. It was like 300 some shit.

It is preposterous how it is a compulsion. Yeah. Like there'll be times when I close it and then like I'll like scroll to the next app and then i'll just like go back to the same app yeah what am i doing dude i've talked about this with my buddy lev how i i just new buddy alert no he's a comic and uh and i i was saying how i'll i'll fucking i'll be like laying in bed and i'll be on my phone and i'm like oh man i gotta get up i gotta be productive today and then i'll go to my desk and i'll open twitter just on my laptop, just on desktop version.

I'll be like, finally, I'm getting some work done. The people who are like, I have a computer where I just write is such a, I just don't know how you get to that point. I don't either. I don't know how, I wonder what happened in Colm's life where he got to that point where he's like,

I have had too much Instagram. You think he's deeply unhappy? You think he's got a little seasonal depression coming on he's a pretty motivated individual yeah i guess if you come from another country to like be a mover yeah you got to be pretty motivated people who come to the united states now some of the more motivated bunch i guess anytime you immigrate to another country, you have to have crazy motivation. Yeah, you got to be motivated to get a fucking green card. Are there kids from your high school that live in other countries now? No.

No? None of my friends. I only have like four friends. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I'm sure. There probably are. Damn. You're my boy's squirter.

That shit popped. Yeah. Shout out to Bubbly. Actually, shout out to Twisted Tee is really all I want to shout out to. Honestly, not shout out Bubbly. Bubbly is not my favorite. LaCroix is the goat. And I ordered, I did a little Instacart order, and they brought Bubbly instead of LaCroix,

which I was pretty furious about. I had to cuss out the dude that was making $1 for delivering it. He had no idea what you're saying because he doesn't speak this language oh good fucking imbecile you does that look like lacroix say it back to me look roll away look what look what does this sound like doesn't even have the same fucking letters in it you dumbass it's probably the exact same color in like the sparkling water aisle probably the same flavor same water same manufacturer i know it's probably just all

made by nabisco or craft or something does this look like the same thing to you there's not a single b in la croix you're gonna stand here until you can get me on the phone with your manager who do you report to who give me the fucking uber uber eats ceo's number i want to talk to him yeah that is uh that's a a nasty behavior that i i'll never partake in or actually i had a small part of my life uh what was like early on in my career at barstool when i was i was like complaining on the line because you really can't get so much done complaining on a phone line oh like asking for the manager or like not stopping until you get the discount dude we were talking about this the other day i forget who i was talking about this

with but like i remember when i first started going on the road a lot i would see people who would like bitch at like hotel workers and plane people and you'd be like that fucking asshole and then you realize like yeah but usually you get usually you get what you want and they're just like holding out for no like when you go to a hotel and it's like three and they're like we can't really check you in right now there's no available rooms and then if you stand there for long enough they're like there is available rooms we'll give you one yeah and it's like what happened there what was the why weren't you just giving me the available room i think they're told to be obstinate i think they're told to be unpermissive, to not let people get what they want.

Yeah. And I think it's the same thing when it's like, I want to cancel this reservation. They're like, there's nothing you can do about it. Like, there's nothing we can do about canceling this reservation. It's like, no, there is. I did fail at this the other day. Where? Spirit Airlines.

Ooh. They got bulldogs over there. Not for me, of course, for MOO of course for mook yeah you know i'm booking mook spirit flights because and if there was something lower yeah oh yeah there's no train i'll book a greyhound to fucking nevada if i have to save some fucking money one of those buses in thailand where you have to share like nine people in like a small ass area he's laying down three wide he'd probably be fine showing up to the fucking the comedy the comedy zone in in nevada where in a fucking the back of a trailer with 70 mexican dudes yeah hopping out smoking marble lights they had to stop in kansas

for three days to do manual labor he's like pockets full of berries and then he gets there and he's just never in a bad he's never been in a bad mood ever in his entire life hey dude dude it was a fucking nightmare yeah but the show should be fun tonight show should be great dude he's a he's a top dude or two that boy will throw around dudes with the best of them oh big time i like it i appreciate it i appreciate a nice a nice dude yeah you need good vibes i like the good vibes but i think that there's only like i i just it wasn't worth it to me to have those negative interactions no i still don't really do that

he did feel powerful i know a guy or um it's like a friend of a friend type of situation my friend has like uh their family has a family member that does this they go on a nice vacation every year and they'll go to like a fucking rich carlton no matter what happens at the dinner they'll find something wrong and they will bitch about it until they get free like uh like whether it's a free dinner or like free upgrades to the room they're like professional bitchers yeah and i think there are people that are like that that are professional bitchers and they will stop at nothing to get what they want from the complaining yeah i'm never really trying to get anything free these people were like that's crazy stop jewish hate but stop jewish hate but

come on guys let's get it together these people are jewish these people were jewish by faith which has nothing to do with the story but i think i just i'm trying to add texture no it does it's got a little bit to do with the story there yeah there's a mastery of that and i i think but stop jewish hate 100 oh yeah we got to stop that cut that shit out stop serious seriously right into the cameras it starts with you guys yeah can we throw some fucking uh some maybe stars of david in the chat to stop jewish hate i don't like how we can see the chat but i think when we don't have a tj no i'm not looking at it you're look you're over there well i'm because i want to see if they're going to give us any updates.

Like, hey, buy the fucking thing cut out. But if you start looking for updates, they're going to have some naughty, naughty boys in the chat that are going to give you lies. That's true. I know they do that for the yak. Yeah, or they do it for anything. Anytime they're like, no sound. No sound. Fuck you guys.

Don't fuck with us. Well, they did start off by saying no sound, and then they ended up being right. Someone said, Sass, why did you cancel the show I was going to on Friday? Because I can't do it. Oh, yeah? I have to go to a funeral. Damn. I'm still doing the two shows, though.

I'm still doing. Yeah, so I'm going to be in Raleigh tomorrow night and Friday night, but only two shows oh so wait so when are you coming back for the funeral the funeral is not in new york city believe it or not what what the fuck do you mean by that no i gotta go to uh see this person said the audio is cunning in and out i know that's not true because the audio is not the issue the audio is perfect so don't try and fucking fuck with me and plus i'm holding this mic by thumb and forefinger we're holding them by fucking chopsticks just the tiniest i'm barely touching this mic i have zero pounds of fucking tension on i'm straight up gripping the fucking xlr cable just to just just as a fuck you to the so the people who told me i can't yeah they said that if you touch an

xlr cable you might light the studio on fire dude i might i might uh get out of content i might quit the content game and get into production this has been a fucking rush for me i tried to do that with when i tried to go cameraman you did try to do that i tried to go hard into production yeah and uh they they wouldn't welcome me stop jewish hate bro stop jewish hate dude it is funny the uh i've it is nice having a couple tools in your bag. You know what I mean? I've noticed an uptick in your mood as well. Oh, yeah, because you're not focusing on just the fucking, on making people laugh. You know what I mean?

You're focusing on making sure they have crisp audio. And that's what will make people laugh. People can't laugh if they can't hear. Have you ever seen a deaf person laugh? Hey, don't do it. Dude, deaf people do not know how to speak or laugh it's because they've never heard what a laugh sounds like they the only thing that they can do is scream just nonsensically they just vibrate have you uh they mimic the vibrations what laugh. What is sign language for laughing?

I do not know. I don't know any sign language. I saw a disturbing video of a deaf guy getting harassed by police. That's all my algorithm is, is dudes getting into run-ins with the laws and being unrightfully arrested. Oh my God, it looks like we're in the fucking complete dark. I know, it doesn't matter. dudes like getting into run-ins with the laws and being unrightfully uh arrested oh my god it looks like we're in the fucking complete dark i know it doesn't matter it doesn't matter doesn't matter yeah the sun will set i swear to god it'll fucking set um but uh it's fucking it's terrifying it must be hard to fix that algorithm but at the same time though i saw there's a deaf guy on 90

day fiancee yeah that met a woman in like thailand like kind of a baddie yeah he works at a grocery store yeah he has like it's got to be a hard life but somehow he's rizzing up tai taiwanese baddies dude sign language riz is probably easy as fuck to get off because there's no like uh there's no like confidence in it and i guess unless your hands are like shaking your hands are sweating flirting with a girl with i guess unless your hands are like shaking your hands are sweating flirting with a girl with sign language and your hands are just fucking dude you got no confidence that's your issue together the only thing that the dude would do is he would play the game with uh the the woman was like i need you to talk to my son more she's like i want you to fucking make a make

a uh a relationship with my nine-year-old's thai son yeah who uh doesn't speak a word of fucking english much less sign language and so what he did was he played the game was like you put the hands on top yeah you fucking slap i guess that's all all deaf people have that's a fun-ass game but that's probably elite deaf riz. Rock, paper, scissors is how they just get along. Thumb wars is how they settle international conflicts. If Israel and Palestine were deaf, they would just go fucking thumb to thumb.

They would just settle all wars. I wish war would end, man. I wish we could just fucking settle things with our thumbs. But they probably have to... Or actually, I don't know. You think they're more elite with hand jobs and finger blasting? Definitely. They got strong ass hands.

You think they do? Yeah, I guess they do. That makes a lot of sense. That's probably their most used muscle. Yeah. By a mile. The dude also involuntarily makes noise all the time, which has to be tough. I know a couple dudes who do that. Mints? Mints. Yeah, he's always involuntarily makes noise all the time which has to be tough i know a couple dudes who do that

mince yeah he's always involuntary making noise if he was just deaf the entire time he'd be america's greatest success story he could be he could have a lot of things jammed in there that we really just don't know about him yeah dude i'm back in on uh so i've been so since i guess when was last time we saw each other two days ago yep so i've been i'm flying through band of brothers i mean just you got attacked for your misunderstanding of band of brothers yeah people were shitting on me but also i was only on the second actually paratroopers and they didn't what did i say they were you maybe they were in u-boats or some shit? I said they were airborne. I don't know. They're airborne paratroopers. But yeah, people were mad at me.

But also, I'd only seen two episodes. So you've been super into Band of Brothers? Yeah, it got real last night. Damn near a tearjerker. A lot of boys are going down. Yeah? Yeah. And you're creating an emotional attachment with these gentlemen?

Yeah, and I've never had that happen in a war movie, because it's usually a movie and they're short but now it's like it's fucking long you know what i mean you never cried in a war movie no i cried in 1917 when when the dude's buddy dies oh yeah when his brother i think it's his brother right no but no the the guy tells him to like find his brothers and that's why he goes on the crazy mission like though he gets he's trying to save the german soldier and the german soldier stabs him and he's like holding his buddy as he fucking dies oh yeah they find that like empty plane and then the german soldier like flies out of it and kills one of them me and kayla were on

the road and we saw it together and he like he fell asleep during the movie and he woke up from the nap to be crying. Dude, it literally looks like we're in the pitch black right now. We both have to get into this section. Do you think we should just move the fucking... The camera? Yeah, someone said the terminal list. The terminal list is Gillette, but I don't think the terminal list isn't real. What's the terminal list?

Not the camera. Should we just pull that thing off? Or let me just Maybe I'll pull it down There we go That's a lot better Is it actually? Yeah

That's better Great work Roan No it's not No dude It was pitch black before This is way better This is not way better Yeah

We're gonna get to you we're gonna get everything honestly this podcast shifting to the apartment is going to be the reason why you get blinds gonna be the reason why you get decor on your walls it's gonna be a reason why everything changes for you yeah it's gonna be the reason that i have to move out because i'm out of money every day i'm just like all right i guess i'll spend another 300 on this shit just hitting up dukes to be like you want to move back in together i'll just take the living room you can take the fucking dungeon to my room is an actual dungeon i do i had to get these fucking skull candies today which oh you bought those bought these and i had to get another fucking laptop charger i got some

more cash for you bro now don't worry about it you're getting deep into band of brothers is it getting you closer to being like i could have enlisted oh every day if this i said it last time but if this stream didn't go well you know where i'm heading would you have fought best point drone operator from afar dude there's a whole episode about this dude. His name's Blythe. And it's pretty... It's fucked up, but it is a little funny. The dude is like a pussy. He's a massive pussy.

Kind of. Not actually, because he's in the war. And I would probably be worse. I wouldn't want to be fighting in the war. But pretty much every time he goes out into battle, he goes into shock and he like can't fight damn has like panic attacks and freaks out and then he went like temporarily blind and like went to like the medic tent and he was like i'm blind and they were like what's wrong with you and then like the blindness it was he went into like shock and went blind and the blindness went can't went away so he had the

yips he got the yips bad in war he's like charles barkley golfing yes exactly yeah and uh and so he goes blind he gets out of the blind state and he goes back into war and everyone's like he they get into a massive shootout with the germans and they're like blythe come on you can do this man like you got to get out here and you got to help us fight and then blythe gets up starts shooting his gun and then like 30 seconds later just gets shot in the neck and dies and i and it's it's fucked up because it's a true story but i was thinking about it i was like dude all of this shit is based off of like these dudes that they're interviewing in the beginning and like they're like remember like how they remember the war.

And it's pretty fucked up that they all like like Blythe's family is probably was probably under the impression until 2001 when the show came out. They were like our son was a fucking hero and he went out there and he fought for our country. And then all these veterans are like, yeah, blythe was a raging fucking pussy and uh he was a coward and died as soon as he started fighting it was in his blood that he was a coward there was nothing he could do he pretended to be blind for several days like was there any uh thought that he was faking the blindness kind of i thought it like maybe but i also was like i probably would think I was going blind, too. You think that the cowards died first or lived the longest?

There's, like, an episode that I just was on was kind of about one of the dudes who got injured and then went, like, into, like, he didn't fight for, like, four months, but then a bunch of other dudes got injured and, like, fought the next day. Isn't there a coward in, like, Saving Private Ryan? I don't know. I've seen so many war movies i don't remember like uh is there's like a hand-to-hand combat battle and this dude just like stays outside while his like buddy dies he's like on the steps like going down about to go back in maybe that's a different war movie or some shit like that i feel like that happens a lot though it's got to be a bitch to be a coward in war dude they should have been like yo we've got to leave the coward's home especially world war ii i don't want to sound dumb but i do feel like i don't i didn't realize how bad world war ii was until recently like i

knew it was terrible but like i didn't know 73 million people died during world war ii 73 million is a lot yeah it's like the worst thing that ever happened kind of makes 9-11 look a little... It's a good amount of 9-11s in there. Yeah. Like, we really, like, went over the top because of 9-11. Like... Should I do the math?

73 million divided by, like, what? 3,000. Yeah. That's a shitload of 9-11s. That's an overwhelming amount of 9-11s. That's an overwhelming amount of 9-11s. Divided by 3,000. Oh, yeah, that's 24,333 9-11s. That's a solid chunk.

Damn, dude. That's fucking... Yeah, it was a bad time. That's like 66 years of 9-11 every single day. It's not good, dude, I'll tell you that. Yeah, who was most of the people that died? Who got the worst? Was it Russia?

Was it Germany? I don't know. I don't really know enough about World War II. I don't know how long the U.S. was involved. Sound off in the chat. Sound off in the chat. How long was the U.s in i know the world war ii because i know they kind of got into it late in the game right 41 to 45 i think the u.s was in i mean fucking easy company lost

a lot of boys oh yeah i'll tell you that god damn i even after last week's episode i had a bunch of people hitting me up being like you have to watch band of brothers oh it's fucking good dude i have trouble even putting on like fucking gone girl at my house without it being too scary dude i need to fucking gone girls not scary i'm not saying for me yeah i don't know if you're a grown-up girl woman yeah it's more scary if you're a dude yeah honestly there's not really any girls dying in gone girl there's also not really any girls that are that like smart and real that movie is phenomenal it is that's one of my favorite movies but uh yeah dude it was it this is like one of the best shows i've ever seen all right yeah i need i stayed up till five in the morning last night watching it watching how

many episodes how many seasons of it are there there There's only one season, but then the Pacific, I guess, is like a sequel. Okay. That's got to be nice. That's got to be... It's like as soon as this ends, I'm just going to throw on... Pacific? No, I'm going to throw on... I'm not done with Band of Brothers.

I got two more episodes. Oh, you're saying as soon as this show is done. As soon as this is over, I'm throwing on Band of Brothers. You're trying to get through everything real fucking fast. Yeah. So you can get back to your brothers. Shit shit face tonight i'm getting shit face tonight as well really i am why what do you got uh i got a dinner with a uh my firefighter and buddy my cop buddy oh shit really should pop by the stand later yeah what time you have sets i have seven i'm doing

gardini's show and then i got a 10-15 spot But it's Gardini's last day Gardini's last stand? Yeah Oh no It's the Sean Gardini Going away bash Presented by The Stand Hosted by Lil Sasquatch

Featuring the drip The drip comedy crew Who's in that? Gardini and his co-host Ally May $400 tickets Two ticket minimum Alright We can put something together Why did you just look over there? co-host Ali May. $400 tickets. Two ticket minimum.

All right. We can put something together. Why did you just look over there? That scared the fuck out of me. That's where my wallet is. That's where my knot is. I don't like you fucking looking over here. Over the hall,

down the hallway? I think I have a problem with that. I think I have a problem where I like gaze off into the distance. Well, I just didn't know if someone was back there. I got scared last night. I had a weird, I had a weird moment last night where i went into the bathroom and i was thinking i feel like i heard something or i watched something what was the old thing where you look in the mirror and you say like rosemary uh maybe rosemary or biggie smalls or red rum or

fucking red rum yeah that one i don't know one of. And then there's a movie. Oh, it's an American horror story. There's a scene. Is it an American horror story? I think it's an American horror story. It's an American horror story where the dude's a therapist, and one of his clients is worried that every time he goes into the bathroom, he's afraid because he thinks he's going to say this fucking thing, and then he's going to get killed.

And the dude's like, just go do it. You're not going to get killed. And then he does get killed. And I had a moment where I was in the bathroom and i was like i kind of want to try it out going right now hell no just do it right now someone else and then i had to like sing lyrics in my head so that i would stop myself from saying it i get it was it was at like three in the morning i had i had just watched the battle of the bulge break out buddy i don't think you're ready to live alone i think you need some companionship oh it's bloody mary that's what they're saying yeah bloody bloody mary bloody

mary yeah bloody mary you don't want to say it multiple times at least not in my pad because i know you don't believe in that shit i know you don't believe in that shit but please do not say that in my apartment i just did it i've been in this i've been in the apartment a little too much this week yeah you really have you need to get out you need a cat or something no a black cat yeah true you need a fucking dog i want a dog but i can't because i travel too much will you i'm trying to get another dog yeah i mean it's been like hell though we're like applying for a dog every fucking week dude it's so tough to get one in new york you gotta like drive places and we're like trying to adopt we're like trying to like just not just go to uh a store yeah and just buy the cutest puppy possible try to like give a

dog a better life but uh it's been we've applied for like multiple dogs or like there's just always you always go down and like on the day of they're like oh yeah you're like third in line for this dog so if there's two other people don't want this like perfect young puppy you can get it we're gonna get one soon though and if you gotta bring out the big bucks start bidding like it's ebay i would i want to honestly but it's like let's cut the bullshit guys here's ten thousand dollars cash give me the fucking dog no i spent all the money on fucking my half of this equipment the pod track p4 yeah and he sent me back years worth of money the pod track P4.

Yeah, I need that. That set me back years worth of money. We have intro music, I think. These are literally all just preset. I didn't even know. I was like, what are these? You shouldn't have said that. You should have made it seem like you fucking program. Well, I was like, what do these buttons do?

And then I clicked on one and it did the drum noise. And then there's a cheering one, too. We should have just been smashing that one. I know, but the cheering one doesn't end, which I don't like. It just has a hard cut out. But I'm down. I'm 100% down to come out tonight though. Yeah, you should.

If I'm invited. I got to go to Raleigh in the morning, which sucks. What time? 1130. That's the least morning that the morning can get. You have 29 minutes of morning that are less morning than that. And only 29 minutes. Dude, I just can't sleep.

I was going to go out last night because there was a big Halloween bash. And I was like, guys, I got to skip this one. I seriously did. So you got shit face on the couch alone? No, I didn't drink at all. But I was like, guys, I got to skip because I got to do this one i seriously did i said you got shit face on the couch alone no i didn't drink at all but i was like guys i gotta skip because i gotta do this fucking live stream and i had to be sharp today yeah and you are if if that what happened in the beginning there where we had that little technical difficulty if that happened while you were hung over yeah you would have

taken your fucking fishing rod myself wrapped it around your own neck oh man come in here and find your body dangling from these rafters i don't think you can dangle from these things oh you could dangle from anything brother depends on how hard you want it have you ever seen that episode of always sunny where they walk it walk in and frank is hanging from the ceiling they're like and he's still alive because his neck is too thick god damn that's incredible oh man so when you're just sitting on the couch you're not uh and you're not drinking where you just hit and vape you're just like crushing now people are saying the sound actually cut out did it actually cut out nah bro

there's no way it did there's no way it did. There's no way it did. They're fucking with us. Shall we double check? Let's do a little double check. It can't hurt. Oh, let's do an ad right now. Yeah.

Once we confirm that it's good to go. No, it did not cut out. Will you hear that vocal fry? Goddamn bastard, stop lying to me. Don't mess with us. Scaring the hell out of me. Yeah, let's do an ad. Want to see this?

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You know Pat Stay? Yes, I do know Pat Stay. His wife and daughter are visiting New York this weekend. And game time got them tickets to the Netseltics and we're the celtics with them uh the great people on game time just i mean it's just that type of familiar class act over there they're just just a class act rock fucking solid people uh class acts and it helps that they have the best ticketing app it helps us the easiest one to interface it helps that you can fly through pick exactly where you want to sit and there's no hidden fees you can get in and out of the app

within less than one minute to buy the tickets for the best concerts events anything that you want to go to but at the end of the day they're just good folk over there at game time damn good folk i mean if like love that kind of business that you want to support because they support us through thick, through thin. And goddamn, times are thick right now. Times are thick. But they're thinning out. They're thinning out. Yeah.

Is thick good or is thin good? I don't know. I think thick is good. Or no, because thickies are going through the thick of it. But thin is like lean times. Thin sounds worse than thick. I think I'd rather be going through thick times. Yeah, I think we're going through the thick of it but thin is like lean times yeah so thin sounds worse than thick i think i'd rather be going through thick times yeah i think we're going through thick times but anyways use game time download the game time app or go to gametime.com enter your email and redeem code boydad for 20 off your first purchase terms do apply facts facts mess with us, mess with game time. Yeah, so,

oh, yo, so when you're watching TV, when you're crushing a show, are you just ripping vape the entire time? Ooh, what did I just do? You're good. I know, I just closed that, though, which I don't like.

It's okay. We're still good? Yeah, we're still good. Am I ripping vape the whole time?'re not drinking beers so is anything are you doing anything to stimulate your mind no i just focus in really yeah but i have i will say i have a hard time getting focused until like 1 a.m and then 1 a.m phone goes down and that's when i really sharpen up because nothing else is happening nothing else is happening phone dries else is happening. Phone dries up. Except for the fucking Raiders firing their entire coaching staff.

Which is why you stay up. Or the Sixers trading James Harden. Both of those things happen at fucking 2 a.m. Exactly. And both of my fantasy quarterbacks getting hurt and getting removed. So I have to drop Kirk Cousins. I had to pick up fucking Hall. Bro, Ken Jack has six quarterbacks on his roster.

Yeah, dude. I was going to pick a quarterback, but I couldn't figure out how to do the fucking when we when we did the draft i couldn't figure out how to get off of auto pick so it took stefan diggs for me which i'm happy with stefan diggs obviously he's getting a lot of points for me but i still i have no qbs yeah you're fucked i got fucking what's that guy's name the eagles old quarterback minchu i got minchu and i got fucking jay hall i don't even know What his first name is Just Jay.Hall Who's the backup quarterback

For the Vikings That's a creative player They just traded for Josh Dobbs this week He's not gonna play He's playing this week Jay Hall is definitely playing Yeah I looked it up

But I also I also put in a waiver To get Josh Dobbs too How much did you You gotta spend that waiver money I spent all of it Is there like Is there unlimited amounts of it

Or no No you have 100 waiver points Oh I used all of it already why you should have used a little more can i like pay real money and get more you might be able to i've seen trades on fantasy football reddits where people like add in actual cash oh yeah i would do that to get a better quarterback trade trade for someone with me then trade me Minshew for Matthew Stafford and 50 bucks you wouldn't know dude that's ridiculous I don't want fucking pity points I'm saying you would get why would you want Minshew for Matthew Stafford that's a because I have two starters I have Jalen Hurts and Dak Prescott you can only start two guys this guy's

sitting on my bench he's my backup option how about I give you Kirk Cousins for Jalen Hurts all right fine but no pity points this is not pity points bro this sun is fucking resilient dude i thought that i thought the sun goes down not on this side of town though it's only 340 i just thought it would go behind this building i'm not asking for it to go fully down it's been like right on the fucking precipice the entire time well it's just it keeps changing like right now it looks great right now we got we got good uh lighting yeah should i whip that thing down or no leave it up it's good this lighting is fucking perfect now we can actually launch into it with clippable bits i know hopefully fuck clips thank god we don't have to like crank clips anymore

we usually crank clips out we used to be posting six clips a week right or was it a day and like the uh the montage clips were always funny where it's just like a zoom in on her face oh yeah and me being like boing wait i have to watch that show what is that show where they did the boing sound i just don't think this is a very clippable show. I know. This is more just fucking, this is good times, good vibes. Throw it on the background. You don't even have to watch, to be honest.

You can just pull this up. Throw on some Tetris. It's for the lonely boys and girls out there. This is for the people who can't stand their own thoughts. And you have no friends. And you want to be, like, you long for having a conversation, being the third in a conversation. Yeah. Being the quiet guy in a conversation isn't that right quiet guy we got what we got to do is we got to get a moderator and we got to make this like a very positive

fucking tight chat we got to make this a positive chat like everyone just boosts like hey how was your day my day was fucking great honestly if you guys want to put in applications for moderators we will pay fifty dollars a month for a moderator. Really? I don't know. I think this is kind of like an auto-moderator. Like if they say the M word, they get banned. Well, I thought that we were going to get a really good moderator.

Yeah, we could. We could tighten it up. I don't know. I was just going to promise money and not pay. I felt like that's kind of like the way it is. Well, because now we're actually going to get a bunch of people being like, I'm actually the moderator of 37 streams. So I think I'm pretty much overqualified to take over this piece of junk stream that you guys are running. Have you ever modded a forum or anything like that? No, I know you're the moderator of the anti-fat.

No, I wasn't a modder. I was like an honorary hero. Yeah, no, you were the honorary moderator. I guess I was. It was more than a mod, though. It was more like that like i had unlimited privileges what would people hate what would make anybody want to be a moderator of like a reddit i think some people it's like a communal thing i think you're like that's where

you start posting in a community you feel the uh rush of the community community like of the interaction you have really good posts and then you're well-liked so people kind of push you forward. It's a place where you can be valued among, you know, maybe you're not valued in other parts of your life. I could see that.

You think? No. I'm so goddamn valued. I could never imagine a life of being unvalued. Yeah, because you seek value at every fucking turn. I'm not valued at all. Like, hey, look, I made this stream possible all by myself. Yeah, I mean, unvalued yeah because you seek value at every fucking i'm not valued at all like hey look i

made this stream possible all by myself yeah i mean that's a good it's a damn good feeling it's called it's called being it's called a sense of accomplishment i used to be on battle rap forums heavy i'm on every forum i should be on sixers forums heavy i'm on the nfl forum pretty heavy i was like i was in the reddit yesterday just like plain old nfl reddit i was on the nfl reddit yesterday when the raiders fired their gm and head coach i was just in there spamming l's frauds you ever go into nfl uh lions own you you ever go to nfl me more no the me more ones are because like on regular nfl reddits you can't uh talk. They're like, get this guy the fuck out of here. It's only highlights. Like if a Commanders fan goes in and starts talking shit,

Pat Bev's calling. Should I answer it? If you want. All right. You got to tell him we're live, though. It's illegal. Pat Bev, we're live on Son of a Boy Dad. That weak ass show, everybody watching that shit.

He's FaceTiminging him I did the drum that weak ass show what you what's up brother are y'all live yeah we're live for real yeah

we're live damn in and out like that he does not fuck with the show yeah he banged on us what'd he say he said that weak ass show nobody's watching that wait he's calling back you you hey buddy i didn't know y'all was live for real oh we're live for real yeah we're live for real hung up again this is a distraction dude yo buddy oh we're live for we're live for real i thought you was pulling my news damn no we would never i would have pulled your news i would never do that just your life how was the halloween party bro that was the joke

you made with me last time no damn ron you're making racially motivated jokes i don't i ask racially motivated question to try and tweak the tiktok algorithm but that's the that's the extent of it um i think we have a i think we have a jewelry Oh, shit. So when you get done with that shitty ass show, hit me. Damn. Dude, he hates me. No, it's all love. I thought it would be all love after we met, but I think he's still stubborn about the Warzone thing. Because he'll come up to me and just be like, Tommy Smokes overtook you.

He'll be like, he's way better than you are. And I'm like, damn, okay. I guess. No, that man's just a shit talker he's trying to motivate you i know he's a motivating guy same thing that's how he knows that's how you respond you know who we should have on this is we should have a wallow and gillian and have it in my apartment that'd be so fucking funny i'd love to see wallow do a fucking motivational video from in here. Wallow would fucking, he would clean this shit up like a prison cell. Oh, yeah. He'd have this shit like super organized.

No one's more organized than dudes who are in the army or dudes who are in prison. Those guys, they might be scumbags, but they're going to get their push-ups in and they're going to have everything perfectly lined up on their shelves. 100%. Have you watched any of uh kai's stream the prison stream i've only seen the clips that druski posted those are dude from one live streamer to another i'm honestly i'd say i'm fucking proud of what those boys are doing yeah they really they're breaking boundaries yeah i mean someone's got to pave the way for guys like

us they're pushing us yeah that's how we get motivated from pat bev shitting on us and from uh from watching guys like kai andrewski fucking 100 yeah when he goes into the like going through the pain pain that shit was so funny bro he is so funny damn it's a goddamn hurricane outside i know the fucking i love this weather this weather on this street is like i i don't know why but like even just biking over here today i was like charged up that it's fall in new york yeah this street specifically it's got a very big fall feel and it looks so it's so pretty pause and uh but like i my like mindset as i was biking over was like this is for like the fuck it's like the real ones now like only the people that can handle new york

in the winter oh even though it's like it's not like that at all it's like the same exact people that are here not even a little bit yeah and the winters here are really not that bad they're not that bad and it's like very approachable but first day of november though it was it's 45 degrees it's freezing out yeah well not freezing but 45 degrees it is funny though like all those like like what is the simon and garfunkel have that song where they're like the new york city winters are bleeding me i don't know if it's like do you think people that say the new york city winters are so bad are people that didn't grow up on the east coast and they like moved to new york it's also people just want something to bitch about i guess yeah i mean they are bad but it's like they're no work like i feel like the winters in massachusetts were just as bad and i'm sure the

winters in philly are just as bad and the winters and fucking like i can't imagine the winters in philly it's like 30 degrees warmer but you i think it's a something specific about people who come to new york wanting to be edgy. Because winters in Chicago are way worse, and everybody out there is like, hey, yeah, it's just part of the problem. You know, it's just... I don't know. The cold has never really bothered me. I've always just been able to...

Because you can just turn that shit off. In bulking season. That's true, yeah. And it's officially bulking season. It is. I don't know if you noticed, bro, I hit leg day today. I didn't. I did not notice at all.

Ever since fucking... Ever since KB is gone, I'm basically the fucking jacked guy at the office now. Yeah, you're the new gym guy. Yeah, I'm the new jacked-ass gym guy at the office. I wore shorts underneath my sweatpants too.

So one, to keep me warmer. And two, so my legs look stronger. They look a little bigger yeah i used to do that in college i would wear gym shorts under my fucking like jeans on like my freshman year of college so my legs didn't look so fucking skinny when i was in iceland we were wearing you we were like layering up pretty hard so i would have like two pairs of like long johns on and like like you say long johns long johns and uh like khakis and like sweatpants and then i would have like my fucking like like three crew necks on and then like uh my icelandic sweater up on top

and i'd be like damn dude i probably look fucking jacked as fuck and then i would see a picture myself like i just look morbidly obese yeah i look like a little kid who his mom bundled him up yeah i do not look jacked at all yeah it takes there's really no you gotta you gotta be jacked that's the thing you gotta be jacked to look jacked and like uh it's it takes so long to get to that oh dude i'm never gonna get to that i mean how am i supposed to get jacked when i'm fucking i'm an an audio engineer now? Have you ever seen a jacked audio engineer? I have. When?

All right, I'm lying. Yeah, you're lying. There's never been a jacked audio engineer. Because guys like me, we're constantly just working on the audio. As soon as this ends, I'm going to have to fucking sit down and just be like, what can I do better? Honestly, the guys who have the worst bodies are like mobile sound guys. Oh, yeah. They're either fat as fuck dude those guys are those guys are hilarious i haven't seen one of those guys in a long time

i know since like neighborhood eats and shit yeah that was probably the last time he's his backup and uh they're like we're gonna have to be in contact with some of those guys they're like always like skinny they have like some belt wrapped around their waist with a fucking shelf in front of them full of bricks of audio equipment. Remember that dude in Kansas City who was like, I can go home and grab the crane if we need it. And we were like, dude, in what world would we ever need that? Just fucking hit record on the lav mic.

Yeah. Big Daddy. This is not that crazy. Big Daddy was his name. Was that big? No, I think it was Big Daddy's sidekick because there was two when we were in kansas city big daddy was the guy with the long hair big daddy was the old guy and there was the younger guy who was like i work with the chiefs a lot and i uh oh yeah i got i got the crane just parked in the driveway right now it was like dude

we're never in whenever when will we when do you even need cranes in modern like with drones now when would you even need a crane? Yeah. I guess if you're on college game day, you need that swooping shot. You need that swooping in effect, yeah. But that's the only way. If you're on the Barstool College game day show.

Yeah, they need a crane for that. They need a crane to be like, fucking make some noise. Brandon, I was tweeting with Brandon last night. You were tweeting with him? Yeah, we were just going back and forth, but I missed that son of a bitch. Fucking love that guy. I know.

I love that guy with my fucking, all my heart. Where is this barstool basketball thing happening? Chi-town. No shit. It's happening in the rack. And you're going? Yeah. Am I going? I don't the rack. And you're going? Yeah. Am I going?

I don't believe so. Is anyone up your ass about travel? No. Well, they're up my ass messaging me every day about travel. And it gets harder and harder every day to ignore them. So I'm probably not going. Doesn't look like it. Fuck yeah.

You should be. I don't want to. Oh, actually, it's going to be on Wednesday. So you're going to have to hold it down and do Boy Dad with Francis. Oh shit, from here? I don't care where. That's going to be on Wednesday, so you're going to have to hold it down and do Boy Dad with Francis. Oh, shit, from here? I don't care where. That's going to be interesting. I mean, probably from here because this shit is so goddamn good.

Yeah, it's too crisp. Because it's so fucking crisp. If this becomes the normal setup, I'll probably just never go to the office again. We could do five days a week from here. Yeah, we could. I mean, we film sketches out of office. I don't know. Micropotting. Micropot I don't, like, we film sketches out of office. I don't know. Micropodding.

Micropodding. This is better, dude. It's like, it's so much more relaxing not having those fucking bright-ass LEDs in our face. Yeah, it's dark. You don't feel, like, soulless in here. And you have these fucking shoes. Shout out to the shoe folks. These are my wading boots.

Yeah. Because they're waded. Lightwades. These are my wading boots. Yeah. Because they're waded. Light wades. And also, for everyone being like, people were all, everyone was like, dude, why do you got the fucking, why are your shoes on your couch?

They're not there. Roan put them there to try and add some sort of background, even though. To make it stimulating for people. And guess what? Everyone's talking about it. People liked the shoes, which I don't understand. I succeeded. It makes no sense.

I succeeded in creating decor Oh Tim Hitchings is in the fucking chat Our biggest hater Tim let us know if this timing is okay for you Sound off and let us know if this is an appropriate time For us to be presenting for you Ladies and gentlemen I'm not going to press it again

Because the audio cut out when we did the clapping one Find the other one Tim Hitchings everybody Classic Classic Dude every time What the fuck events Was I at recently

Where people are like I've been looking for that Fucking video Of Sass with his dick out Yeah dude No one That's gone It's long gone it ain't gone

that's behind me yeah it ain't behind you someone has it out there but i i hope that it never comes to light but it'll be like dude it's never no one's ever gonna find it it's out there somewhere what do you mean it's not it was on that guy's phone and he deleted he showed me deleting it and the only other person i think that might have had it was Colm. And you think Colm deleted it? I don't know, but I don't think Colm cares enough to put it out. Yeah, I think it could be an Indiana Jones movie where people go and try and find this fucking hidden video. I don't really care if people find it.

They can see my cock if they want. As long as they don't see my stomach. Did you ever get pants when you were in grade school or anything like that? No, that was my first time being pantsed. I got nuggeted. What does that mean? When your backpack gets turned inside out? That was humiliating. Maybe more so than pantsing.

Because, dude, then it would always be at the end of class and you'd be like, where's my backpack? And then you'd find it and it would be like, no! And then you gotta walk down the hallway to your next class holding just the fucking nugget of a backpack. Or it takes an unseasonably long time for it to be flipped. Oh, yeah. Because everything in the backpack has got to go back in.

And the crumbs. The crumbs. Well, the crumbs empty out on the way. Yeah. Honestly, I should nugget my backpack today. You should nugget yourself. Yeah. Clean that shit out.

Just to get the crumbs out. Yeah. It's like an explosion. When you un-nuggeted it, the explosion of crumbs was fucking insane. Yeah. I got a lot. I got a... When you un-nuggeted it, the explosion of crumbs was fucking insane. I got a lot. To be fully honest, I have a full bag of Cheetos emptied in my backpack right now. They fell out of... I was sitting on a plane, and I got Cheetos at the store, and I opened them up before we took off, and then I fell asleep.

And I woke up, and there was a full pile of Cheetos on the floor of the plane. And I just had to pick them up and scoop them and put them in my backpack. The poor people that cleaned the plane were probably like, what two-year-old? Oh, yeah. Little do they know, it's a literal audio engineer. A literal audio engineer. That can't fucking handle his Cheetos. Turn that shit to dust dude i remember

getting pants when i was in grade school at recess uh i think it was by this kid named pat kern he fucking pants the shit out of me and yanked him back up got back into the lunch table and i tried to like joke about it and i was like yeah my hog was hanging out there for a little bit and my boy sean walsh was like yeah more like your piglet instead of your hog. And it's the kind of thing I try to play off. And now we're like 20 plus years later and I am still thinking about it. You got a piglet dick? Now he had fucking, he just had kids this week.

And I'm still thinking about how he called me piglet dick. How he called me, he said my dick is fucking round like are you guys close yeah he was i went to grade school high school in penn state with him damn penn state we are we are and now he's and he called and he said i i he called my dick piglet instead of a hog that's funny that's a pretty good joke for a kid to make i know and like to be be more like a piglet. Yeah, more like a piglet. To be right there like that. You bastard. Yeah, more like fucking bacon.

And I remember in third grade, maybe fourth grade, I was sitting cross-legged, much like I am right now. And you know how you had to wear gym shorts when you were a kid? Obviously, boxer shorts because you weren't on boxer briefs. Yeah. So you're creating a tunnel where the tunnel for the penis to escape a tunnel for the penis to escape and two girls uh ashley davico and caroline gallagher like we were sitting in assembly and they like started bursting out laughing and they saw your penis they said that they saw my penis and balls i was like no you

didn't and they 100 saw my penis and balls i tried to like that's like a dream that i used i used to have dreams where i would be at school like naked and someone would see your penis and balls another thing that i tried to play off at the time and now i that would haunt me i'm in my 30s thinking about it yeah that would fuck me up pretty bad if a bunch of people saw my penis in class and that's way worse two girls seeing your penis accidentally not even getting pants and like cackling, laughing. Oh, yeah. Probably the first penis they've seen in their life.

Probably. First penis in the wild, and they're gripping each other, laughing, falling over, laughing. Good God almighty. Yeah, that hurts. Yeah, that's devastating. That's pretty bad. And that happened to you at Skank Fest as an adult and it didn't bother you at all no but if it was in class that would bother me it was in it was like in the in the

oh man i remember exactly where i was how i was sitting how their faces looked brutal just devastating just reliving all that on the bike ride over here while i told myself that i was fucking the toughest guy in new york for doing leg day you're really running back in running back the fucking trauma. I was going down memory lane. I was taking a long trip down memory lane. This street will do it to you. It really feels like memory lane, especially with the leaves falling sideways.

Oh, yeah. The fall will really make you just fucking... Oh, there we go. Nice and clear. The fall will really just make you think, you know? A little fall stroll. And you're just like, remember that time when my penis, when all those girls saw my penis as a child? And they laughed?

Like, they're pedophiles. Yeah. I don't give a fuck, bro. They were looking at a child's penis. That is pedophile behavior. That is like, it's the warning signs, at least. It's like early onset pedophilia. You should report them.

To be sus. I just did. Yeah. Ashley DeVico, Caroline Gall It's like early onset pedophilia. You should report them. To be sus. I just did. Yeah. Ashley DeVico, Caroline Gallagher. Yeah, pedophiles. Sorry, ladies. You've been caught. Any cops on the stream?

Tonight at my dinner with my cop buddy, I'm going to tell him that I need to arrest these women for having seen my penis fucking 20 years ago. As a young boy. Should we bang out this other ad? They saw my penis. For real real we should Here hold one of the last time to get twisted damn, bro. You got the big daddy's yeah They didn't have the small ones well. They did, but they only had like 30 packs of them

Let's see if I do the right ticket wiki oh Chicken wicky. No problem. I got to bring it into frame. You know that we got all the Twisted Teas. It's the best and the yummiest thing for me. You know I love the Twisted Teas. Sass loves the Twisted Teas.

Here we go. It's a hard, original iced tea. 5% is so delish. One from Glendale AZ. All right right let's talk about twisted tea my favorite freaking drink in the world i can't believe you have that lower third up there like that oh dude it was too easy to add twisted tea is by far the best of all of the like not like it's just the best of its kind of beverages there's nothing like it there's nothing that's close to it it tastes like iced tea five percent alcohol it's massively delicious naturally brewed real tea the thing that i like about twisted tea is it's actually

brewed with real tea one of my favorite things is the lack of carbonation yeah true because carbonated drinks really they'll do a number on you that's how you get the shits like if you if you're like uh like lounging on the couch trying to drink a carbonated drink you're gonna make it like crazy stomach ache you like lean up you're gonna be burping all the time not with twisted tea now twist you can drink it at any angle i was drinking a twisted tea on an inversion table i've done that before yeah completely upside down and it tastes just as good no matter how your body's oriented. I almost sometimes prefer a twisted tea

when I'm vertical. Yeah. The other day, my back was feeling so goddamn good, I started doing somersaults while I drank my twisted teas. I'm about to do a round off with a twisted tea if there's enough space in here.

Oh, 100%. The ghost down the hallway loves twisted teas. Feel free, brother. Yeah? Yeah, I would love to see that there isn't enough room this is not prime time uh roundabout round out it's full of flavor it's very refreshing it goes down smooth there is no carbonation once again no carbonation also i didn't know there was so many gd flavors oh yeah they really they had a whole they had a whole goddamn fridge over at ray's deli in new york city have you had the peach i haven't but they had like a cherry a peach it's so good i've only had the original and i'm now i'm thinking i might have to crush a couple

twisted teas before i head on over to the stand they sell them at the sixers game too oh yeah they sell them everywhere i saw them everywhere they're great i love them couple philly guys like us love a twisted tea but it doesn't matter where you are, where you're from. It's the perfect for game day, whether you're tailgating the parking lot, watching at a bar, or watching with friends at home, Twisted Tea is there to turn up your game day. Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today at twistedtea.com slash locations. That's right, but they'll probably be just anywhere where you want to get them from. Now back to the episode. Yeah, let's get back into this stream.

And we're back. All right. Why did the applause one make it? I think it's because it's too long. Oh, really? I'm not sure. People might have been lying with that too. I don't know.

Yeah, I'm not really cool with you guys lying. And TJ Hitchings, our mod, is going to be on your ass. Mr. Hitchings should be the mod. That would be a big get for us. Yeah, that would be massive. Wait, is his name... Oh, Tim. Tim.

Is he a TJ, too? I have no clue. I never knew him. I always thought a TJ was a TJ. Just a TJ? But they're not. Yeah, you need a vowel. Legally, you need a vowel in your name.

100%. Otherwise, you will be fucking locked up in the clink. Yeah, we got to get twisted off the T's tonight for the Sean Gardini's last stand. Sean Gardini's going away bash presented by The Stand, hosted by Lil Sasquatch, featuring the Drip Crew comedy. I'm a little bit nervous to go and chill at The Stand with you guys because I feel like since the last time I was at The Stand, I'm a little bit nervous to go and chill at the stand with you guys because I feel like since the last time I was at the stand, you have developed such a social scene over there that I wouldn't be able to sit at the table. Big dogs eat, brother.

Which table is it that you guys sit at? The one behind the bar on the L? The one right to the end of the L. Yeah. That's usually where I post up. On the middle of the table. So if you want to sit shiva with sass, if you want to mourn his funeral that he has coming up

out of New York on Saturday. I know, I do not. Funerals suck. I've never been to one, though. They might rule. Especially a Jewish funeral. It's not a Jewish funeral. Well, stop Jewish hate.

Stop Jewish hate. Maybe we should make it a Jewish funeral. Jewish funeral. It's not a Jewish funeral. Well, stop Jewish hate. Stop Jewish hate. Maybe we should make it a Jewish funeral. Well, Jewish funerals are dope because everybody just, it's like a chill fest where the kids get to go watch movies. Really? And since you're still at the, yeah, that's one of the first times I saw boobs was at a Jewish funeral. We went and sat Shiva at somebody's house and Starship Troopers were on and they fucking,

there was like titties on the screen and my sister was like she like stood in front of it so none of the other kids could watch i've done that on a plane before what i've just thrown my hand over the screen while doing like a sex scene i was on i was on a school trip and i was sitting next to my teacher and i was watching knocked up and set Seth Rogen's butt is in it. And I remember I just put my hand over the entire screen so that she couldn't see what I was watching. I don't know if I could get in trouble for that. Like to the side of the screen?

So like eyes on my own paper? You just blocked it so neither of you could watch it? Blocked it so none of us could see it. Because it was a long flight so it was one of those planes where the middle row is four rows, is four seats. Oh, damn. Yeah. Big old plane. That's a nice ass field trip for row is four seats. Oh, damn. Yeah. Big old plane.

That's a nice-ass field trip for a public school boy. A380. Oh, yeah. That's an A380. Classic A380. A. That's what I said. You said eight.

I did not say A380. You said eight. Mods, weigh in on this. Mods, please clip that. Pull up the clips. Put up a poll. Did I say A380 or A380? I would never say A380 because I I say A380 or A380?

I would never say A380 because I would say A380. That's true. You do bring up a good point. I bring up a fucking excellent point. Are you going to wear your Orvis to the funeral? My boots? They're the only black shoes I've ever seen you wear. No, I'll wear my Converse, bro.

You're going to wear a Converse to a funeral? No, I don't know what I'll wear. You're going to dance on the grave. The most disrespectful thing i've ever heard i'll have to fucking i'll have to find it this person said do they just take their shoes and put off and put them on the couch you must be joining us late uh so we did cover this earlier in the stream no roan likes to take all of my shoes and put them there it's called decor you fucking fool it's called uh it's called conversation bait and here you are taking the bait honestly who takes the bait worse this chat when i put up the shoes or anytime you go fly fishing i think it's the chat because you

don't catch shit bro i caught five fish and bro you couldn't catch a cold out here in fucking december brother i would i go out to the street sometimes and just practice my cast. Shut down the street like it's a block party? Car! Bail out of the way. Yeah, he's always out there casting. There's a homeless guy out there who's always out there casting. Yeah, I practice in my fucking, my roll cast.

The street is pretty dead. Like, you low-ki could probably have like a touch football game on here not dead at night for some reason for some reason the groups like to come and sit outside of my window and like sing songs together that was halloween last night bitch you were fucking wasted last night have i ever tell you about that story there was a group of girls and they had like their one gay friend and he was like i got one motherfucking question and they were like what and he's like where's the fucking dick and they were like and i'm sitting in here i'm like oh my god your light goes on and and your shadow just comes to the end. Hey! Get out of here! Scram! No talking about dick on this block!

Emma Ratajkowski lives here! You're gonna wake Emma! When I was watching Gone Girl last night, you know whose fucking cans are in it. Oh shit, is she the girlfriend? Yeah. I didn't even know that. Wait, you watched gone girl

last night that was a key piece of information that you did not say yeah you're like even when i watched gone girl you didn't say you watched it last night watched it last night great movie it's fucking great movie but i was like i was gonna put on something spooky for halloween my wife's like too scared for anything i wanted to put on leather face i wanted to watch leather face i haven't watched any good slashers in a while i just watched uh i just watched fucking oh you know i think i talked i think i said that i watched trick or treat right i said that and you said it was rated pg-13 no it was rated r come on now don't play bro where's your gabe davis signed picture i don't know you put it somewhere and now it's missing it fell behind the couch hello

hello hello getting a little bit of a crackle that i don't like hello hello hello hello hello now it's fine good in my fucking head yeah you fucking because it would suck if we do this like once really well and then the next stream it's just like... And then I would... Just cutting out constantly. That shit will never happen again. Well, actually I'm not going to say that. Don't jinx that. This shit could easily happen.

It could easily happen at any time. But we're already an hour in so it's like we fucking... We won. We're on borrowed time. We won the battle. Yeah, we just have two lines of mice in front of us listening. Laying on their bellies with their hands propped up. Like when the fucking dude plays the saxophone for the battle. Yeah, we just have two lines of mice in front of us listening, laying on their bellies with their hands propped up.

Like when the fucking dude plays the saxophone for the cows. Once I get on the mic, the mice come out. They just come in and sit their asses down and listen.

They're not even looking for food. They just hear us talking airline miles and they have to hear it. Yeah, I know. We haven't talked to airline miles in a while,

which is probably a good thing. There was a long streak of strictly airline mile talk that's fine now we got something new to talk about we could talk about uh audio is the audio working are we good yeah are we all set it is the best damn bro you know where we're going for dinner tonight au cheval really do you know what that No. So why'd you say really like that? Because I don't know. Like I was looking for a piece of information.

What is it? It's like one of the, it's like an elite burger place. Like they probably only have like four things on the menu and you just have to get a burger pretty much. Really?

But it's fucking good. No, Fort Charles Prime. It's like up there. It's like the same class of burger as Fort Charles Prime. Fort Charles is probably the best burger in the city.

Easily the best burger in the city. We've got to ask Gaz. There he goes. That's what I was just going to say. There he goes right now. Gaz. Gaz is like Kramer. If Kramer wasn't friends.

If Kramer wasn't friends. But still like to say the N word. Gaz. And then he just bursts through the door. I wouldn't be surprised. And that's it. That's his music. Hey, it's Gaz.

What were you guys talking about? The best burger in the town. It's got to be Four Charles Prime. Thanks, Gaz. Thanks, Gaz. We'll talk to you later. It sounds like Four Charles Prime is the best burger in the city. Well, I guess if Gaz said it, it's got to be true.

Hey, Gaz, what do you say if they put two beans in my espresso martini? Hey, it's Gaz. Uh-oh, Gaz is cutting in. Have you ever seen that in Kenny Powers? Yeah. Kenny's cutting in the best man fuck i gotta start watching tv again yeah you gotta get back on the tv grind oh i'm watching this fucking sports suck stick though i bet on the fucking i started betting

on basketball i bet on the that's a that's a nasty trap to go down you do not want to get into that because i've been betting dude i'm i. Dude, my total losses down like $2,000 or up. You're up $2,000? Yeah, this year. Your losses are down. So I'm only minus like a thousand. I've only lost $1,000 gambling. Which is a massive win.

It's a massive win. I was down like $3,500 in the beginning of this year. And now you're clawing back. I'm clawing back to zero. I thought I was clawing back too and and i thought that basketball was easy as fuck until last night the spurs beat the suns yeah dude basketball is way too we could go anyway baseball betting on baseball is crazy yeah gardini was texting me last night that he like took the spread on the fucking the world series yeah and i was like dude baseball could go anyway i literally don't think that i think it's all luck and it's just like a one-on-one matchup every time it relies on so

many people being on yeah it's crazy nothing like football man nothing falls the best uh eagles cowboys this weekend yeah big game bills bangles too where are we watching it let's watch it at the funeral now i should be back in the city i I'm probably going to come back just Sunday. Yeah? Yeah, what time is the Eagles? Four o'clock. Four o'clock? That's a good time. Come by and watch it.

Yeah, maybe I will. You want to? Possibly. I don't know. I'm more of a ball-by-myself guy. What are you talking about? We watched ball at my house that one time. We had a fucking blast.

I know, and I lost all my bets. Because you guys convinced me to bet A.J. Brown. No, it'll be the afternoon. It'll be nice. Sometimes I've just got a feeling, you know. We'll have some baked beans or some shit. A can of baked beans. No, I could do that.

I mean, but we've got to watch. Bill's Bangles at primetime. Finally, it's like a good primetime game. Yeah, Bill's Bangles. We'll go back to back. What's tomorrow? Tomorrow's bad, right? Isn't it like, it was like two backups. It was like backups are playing really it's not the

bears again is it fucking damn near damn well might be bro let me check my fucking trusty score app see who the hell's check the score app sixers played the raptors tomorrow oh titan steelers well levis will levis against kenny pickett actually that's two friends of the program. What? Yeah, it is two friends of the program. Early on, before Kenny Pickett got drafted, I was like, come on, son of a boy, dad. He was like, anytime you want.

Really? We missed out big time. We should have had one. I've had preliminary conversations with five quarterbacks about coming on. They're always like, yeah, definitely, no matter. Yeah, whenever you want. When we first started the podcast, I DM'd Joe Burrow and and i said you should come on the pod sometime what did he say obviously he didn't reply but i like think i actually thought he was going to be like totally let me

know when i'll be in the city this week during the season i think it's not that hard but we just don't hunt it down but also like the booking team well they betray us yeah the booking team doesn't like us no they hate us put that in the real put that in the fucking in our montage leading up to the but it's like there are good people that pop up on the booking list i saw ralph barbosa was on goddamn kfc radio yeah when was that i don't know because i didn't think he did any people in the back door and fucking bring them out the was that i don't know because i didn't think he did any people in the back door and fucking bring them out the back door i don't know getting guests is like like get like when they put us up with the list and they're like ed helms is in the office this week

it's like in theory that would be like yeah we obviously have to have a fucking a-list celebrity on the podcast but then it's like what are we gonna like this just turns into an interview yeah which i don't think people want that out of this podcast for us to be like so when you guys were filming the office did the hangover ever overlap with your shooting schedule like no one gives a no one wants to hear that shit i'm actually low-key interested in that because it's interesting for us compartmental but for this podcast like no one wants to hear that well that's why we need to practice on uh like just getting into a riff with strangers. Tommy texted me.

Tommy and Chris want to do the pod. Not Tommy Smokes. No, Tommy Pope. Yeah, he's done. Tommy Smokes? Yeah, he's done. He's out? We can't have him on.

Why? We should have him on Trent and Frankie. I like having Tommy on. No, I do too. I'm joking. I think it's fun. But I would love to have Tommy and Chris on. We should have more people from the Tommy on. No, I do too. I'm joking. I think it's fun. But I would love to have Tommy and Chris on. We should have more people from The Office on.

I think that if we get, especially if we get to a point where we're consistently able to do all this shit. Yeah. Barstool Indoors, out of office. Yo. Presented by Barstool Outdoors. I think they did that a long time.

I think KFC had Barstool Indoors like merch a while ago. Oh, really? Yeah, so everything, you're basically just biting his concept. You're basically stealing another joke.

I stole it. God damn it. I can't catch a win. You fucking bastard joke thief. It's fucking despicable. It is. Shit is not cool.

All right. Yeah, we had a good run. What are you going to do in Raleigh? Two shows and then go. I got to take a good run. What are you going to do in Raleigh? Two shows and then go. I got to take a fucking 10 p.m. flight to Philly. And then I got to take a 6 a.m. flight to Boston. Because there's no way to get out on time.

Because the funeral's at 10 a.m. on Saturday. Yeah. That sucks dick. Yeah, what can you do? I'll survive. All right. Are your shows sold out in Raleigh? No, I don't think so.

Buy tickets for those. Buy tickets if you're in the Carolinas and throw those stars up in the fucking chat. Yeah, get those fucking stars going. Thank you, guys. Stop Jewish hate. We'll see you guys on Monday. End of stream. Let's make sure that this shit ended too. Thank you.