Son of a Boy Dad - Beaux Tigers | Son of a Boy Dad #315

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Keep that off the record. Super fucked up. Do not tell me. Sure. I'm sure around 80. They started to get we got all this. We're taking it. We had to take a nip every time we made the every time we passed through 18. Yeah, which was 20 times. Yeah, and then and then we hit every comfort station. So we probably I mean we were drinking like let's call it Probably four drinks around Times how were you able to drive that half rounds? We were in a cart

But like was there anybody ahead of you on Tuesday? There was one there were two groups that we went through but everybody at the club knew we were doing this So they were just like making way for us and like people were coming out watching people filming. Oh, that's funny. It was cool We're playing 100 today. Yeah, that's fun. Did you go out intending to do that? Or just yeah, yeah, yeah, we wanted to try to get 200 We only we ended up only getting to 90 we played five full and then we ran out of like because of the lightning delays But we would have been able to play like 120 if we really put our minds how long were the delays? Each one was like at least an hour

And we just sat inside in you know one of our we with lightning got so bad that we actually sat in a cave in A grotto at our friends. There's like a gay couple that yeah massive house with a pool and a grotto Yeah, and we had to run into their grotto and we made Negronis. How do you think anyone's ever lived a better divorce life than you? It's been going good. That sounds fun. That's prime single just living up activity. Bro, it's good times.

It's good times. Yeah, that seems like such a restive break. Not even like physical rest, but that probably was just fun. It was the best. The amount of fun has been at peak. Peak chart. Peak chart levels. That makes me genuinely happy for you.

Ooh, look at all the new artwork in here. I know, I was just noticing all these animals. That one's cool. What is that? I think Owen made it. That's cool, Owen. Son of a boy,. Wow. Wow. Beautiful. It's like rustic meets modern.

Alright, shall we? Yeah. We can keep that in too. I mean, I don't care. It's funny. Hmm. We could leave that in as well. No slurs or anything. Yeah. So pretty good to go. All right. Well, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Monday. July 7th. We're here. It's been a while. It's been a long time. Yes. I'm happy to see you guys.

It feels weird to be honest with you. I know, to be honest, I could use another day. I could have used one more. One more wouldn't have hurt anybody. One more day would have worked one. Because I just got back. I had a long week and I got back yesterday. What were you like staying up all night with twins or something? Or staying up all night with twins? No, no. Staying up with my freaking demons.

They're twin demons. Cards. Cards? Yeah, no, I didn't. I don't even know if I told you guys what I was. I didn't go to Wyoming. You never told us. Yeah, I was supposed to go to Wyoming told you guys what I was. I didn't go to Wyoming. You never told us. Yeah, I was supposed to go to Wyoming, but we couldn't go. Why not? Because Bo had work and he couldn't get it off. Golly, that just canceled the whole trip?

We're gonna go later in the summer. But you couldn't have gone with you, Peters and Nate? Well, I mean, that's number one twin. That would be like a devastating blow to Bo. Oh, really? It was just like, we're gonna go without you. Yeah, but he couldn't go. Yeah, so we had a trip planned.

Well, we didn't book flights yet. So, and also it's like the trip, it's like, there's no hotel reservations, right? It's just, you just get there. Oh, you guys don't plan it? No, it's all camping. So it's like you just show up. We have all the shit.

Can I ask you a question? All you really need is the flight. Is Bo spelled B-E-A-U or B-O? Both. Really? No. You don't want to tell me? No.

Do not tell him. Do not dox Bo. He'll be so much easier to search. Boy, I mean, yeah. So hard to find. There is a big difference, though. There is. One's so hard to find. There is a big difference though. There is. One's stately and the other one's a trash collector.

The other one's casual. One's French and one's like close to Bob. We're like a dog. Yeah, I went out and I was in Maine all week. What? Yeah. What the heck? Out in the port.

Where were you in Maine? We stayed in Wells. Beautiful. Yeah, it was great. What were you doing with your family? No, just with my friends. You went with Nate and Peters? And Bo. He lives in Maine.

What the fuck? Yeah, he moved. What are you talking about? Probably like right after we recorded the last episode he moved to Maine. What are you talking about, man? But no, that was always planned. Like that was not, cause he graduated college and he went back to his family. So Nate has always been in Maine.

He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's been in Maine. He's moved to Maine. What are you talking about, man? But no, that was always planned. Like that was not, cause he graduated college and he was, he went back to his family. So Nate has always, Nate's always lived there?

No, Nate's back in Massachusetts. Nate used to live there though. Yeah. Dude, I need to know these things, man. Yeah, yeah, we were out there, it was great. We need to get a map with like pins for where each of them live. God damn it, dude.

Are you serious right now? Yeah, that was great. I go to Maine. Well, you weren't there, and we were nowhere near where you would have been. I can drive to Wells? That's not that far. It's an hour from my home.

Yeah, it was great. Great time. Dude, this kind of pisses me off. You ever been to the Maine diner? No. Worst fucking restaurant I've ever been to. Is that in Wells? Yeah. I don't spend a lot of time in Wells. That is pretty far. Weirdly. Yeah. That's so that's basically New Hampshire. Yeah, yeah. It did so easy to get to. Mm hmm.

Port flying into Portland. Oh, you flew to Portland and then drove in a drive. No, it's not. I mean, it's like 2535 probably from Portland. Exaggerating for comedic effects. I know Maine and you're trying to pull wool over my ass here. And the people, the people who don't know Maine. Well, you know, maybe it would convince some people to get out to Maine. They thought it was only a 15 minute drive. Also, if you're telling me that Bo is now living in Maine, then he's definitely spelling it B-E-A-U. Well, no, his family lives in Maine.

They moved there after he graduated. What are you saying? His family moved to Maine after he graduated Nate's family left me. You never told me this Yeah, well, it's cuz he doesn't go there. Do you know how personal Maine is to me? You should have told Francis this That'd be like me telling you that my best friends just joined the Duxbury golf team It wouldn't be like that at all. It's close the equivalent of you being like, yeah, I drove through Massachusetts last week. No. No, no, it's not. It would.

Which he should disclose. And first of all, I did tell you that I had driven through Massachusetts and I thought I was close to your home. That's the equivalent. You said I wasn't close to your home. That is the equivalent. No, it's not. Maine is a really small state.

It's really- It's so much bigger than Maine. It's literally three times the size of Massachusetts. Geographically, yes, but there are very few people there. True. Per capita, there's not that many people. Well, I'll tell you what,

there was a lot of people there this week. Yeah, it's probably, this is a big, that was a big week. What kind of area was it? Same as like Montana, like outdoorsy, or was it a town- It was mostly, it was more of like a town type. We were like on the beach. Maine's the type of state where,

if you had told me you guys were going up there, I would more of like a town type. We were like on the beach. Maine's the type of state where if you had told me you guys were going up there, I would have connected you to my parents. And they would have had you over for dinner. And it would have been a lovely dinner. You would have had to drive like two hours. No, no, an hour. Freeport, dude.

I don't know if I'm buying it. What are you talking about? I'm gonna do that. I don't know if I'm buying the whole hour straight from, go directly from your house. You don't have to say the location, but go from your address. Okay.

To, want me to give you the address? Yeah. I don't know what it is. I could find it though. You were on the beach and in a town. I feel like that's the opposite of what you wanted to do. Not really my cup of tea. I know.

Not really my go-to. I feel like those are the two least things, least favorite things for you. From my house to Wells is 52 minutes. Okay. So you lied. You said it was an hour. You're pulling the wool over people's eyes.

I mean, if I was you, I'd say that's 45. I thought I said it was like 55 minutes. You said 52, I thought. I was close. You were close. Right there. In the next episode. Golly, dude.

So you didn't like the- No, I didn't like your vacation. But it just wasn't your preferred topography. No, I really like, I fished the whole time, but I didn't catch a single fish. There's good fishing up there. Apparently the fishing right now in Maine, the stripers, because we were,

I was just- Striper season, yeah. But apparently. We call them strippers. Yeah, apparently right now they get like a new, apparently stripers, the way that it goes, it all depends on how the spawn was last year. And apparently the spawn in the last couple of years hasn't been great.

So there's only big fish. And they're not easy to find. They're very deep and far out. And they're like 50 inches plus. Big ones. find. They're very like deep and far out and they're like they're like 50 inches plus big ones Yeah, and there's no there's really not a lot of big like there's not a lot of schoolies. Mm-hmm So it's not the bite the bite is tough. It's live bait a lot of live bait. Yeah, you gotta go live bait No, I'm having a lot of bait. Nobody caught anything No, we did it with the last night

we were at a we went to like a bar and then we went we had had the fishing rods we were going to walk over to this dock after, get the night butt, and there was a dude fishing there and he showed us a fish under the dock. He was like, they feed this bass and it ate what we were watching. Biggest fish I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah. Fucking insane. Wow. It was pitch black.

We just had flashlights and it comes up and it's like, oh. Isn't it illegal to fish with flashlights? Well, we weren't fishing. We were just looking. But isn't that illegal though? Definitely not. You're allowed to use lights to lure fish in because isn't that something that they get attracted to?

Why did I once upon a time believe that to use a giant flashlight to fish was illegal? I don't know about a giant, I was using my phone. I can't imagine they're arresting people for that. You text and you better be texting. What would you? Turn that brightness down on your front screen because that's getting a little suspicious.

What would they have done if you had just caught their fucking huge fish? The dude was like, he was like try. He's like, you probably won't cause it's there. It knows that people are going to try and catch it. But he's like, but occasionally it will eat something. And there was so many- And what, you just release it or you could've-

Yeah, you would release it. But there's so many bait fish. I mean, if you killed that thing, it would be a scene. Yeah, that's what I was picturing. It would be like in Jaws when they have the shark hanging from the fucking, the crane. But it's like their friendly neighborhood pet. Yeah, yeah.

So people came with pitchforks. I knew this kid in high school. Oh, God, I hit him. So much better raw. You knew a boy in high school? Well, I met this kid in high school who had grown up in a different state and I thought he was a really nice guy.

His name was Will. And then he was very kind of mild-mannered and calm. And then one day he revealed to me that he'd gotten into some legal trouble, and it was that in his town, they had a collection of the world's rarest tulips or something like that, that were in this protected area. And that one night he and a buddy got drunk

and went through and stomped them all. Ah, that honestly is monster behavior. That would piss me off. And he got arrested for it. Yeah, I'm sure. And so that made me think of him. I hated him after it came out. Yeah, that's insane.

I hated him. I don't even like when people just pick tulips that are in a regular garden. No. Don't fucking touch tulips. Tulips by far are my favorite flower. How old was he when he did that? I mean probably 17, 18.

Dang. It's just vandal behavior, you know what I mean? I don't like vandals. He's a bad kid. I don't like vandals at all. Well take it out on a mailbox. Not the fucking rare tulips. Rare tulips, man.

It pissed me off. Were they able to salvage the ground? No. It fucking ruined the town's pride and joy. Yeah, I'm sure. That's probably gonna some roundup Smoking and blowing it right in the tulips as you kill him with a roundup

Imagine what would you do if you walked out into the woods and you saw a dude at the flowers just gas The smoking a cigarette they put a scam Newton Jersey on Bear Bryant so I poisoned them trees. Do you guys remember that story about the, they like poisoned the tree at Alabama, or no, Auburn? I don't think so. There was like a famous college tree and it had been there for like a hundred years and somebody put a Cam Newton Jersey

on the Bear Bryant statue. So one of the crazed fans went and like found a way to poison this tree, just killed a tree out of spite. Where did Cam Newton go to college? Clemson. Clemson? No, Auburn. Auburn.

After Florida. I get those two mixed up. The orange. The colors. The orange. He was amazing at Auburn. He was unbelievable at Auburn. I'm sure it's a fucking stud people were trying to compare Jalen hurts to him

They were not I saw that on Twitter this weekend. They were saying that Jalen hurts is the eighth best player on his team It might be true. I don't know if that's true. I don't know if I believe that you think he's better I think it's higher up higher I think the only players that are actually like as like J like Saquon. I guess I would he's better or lower than that. I think he's higher up. Higher. I think the only players that are actually like as, like Sequon, I guess I would say is better. AJ Brown. AJ, but I mean, AJ Brown's only as good as Jalen Hurts is, I feel like. You know?

So he's got to get the ball to AJ Brown. Jalen Carter. Sequon Barkley is on a team of his own. I mean, he gets the ball. It's- It's a game over. Yeah. Yeah, you wish that he was on the Patriots?

Oh no, Drake May is definitely better than... Take one, Barkley? The thing that's great about Drake May is that he is the best player on our team. That's how it should be. Thank you for indulging us for a quick 90 seconds of football time. I don't mind. Just a primer for the fall.

I'll be honest with you, I've just been looking at Harry's haircut. I was looking at it too, it's so nice. It's so different for you. It is so nice. It's so different for you. It is very different. It looks so fucking fly though. It's fly as hell. No, it's insane. No, I went and...

About to get grounded, bro. It's cute. I would call it cute. Yeah, in like a 90's way. You're cute. I want to see you in a quarter zip. Yeah, I don't love it. I... Dad haircut in a quarter zip? I want you to go to prom with my daughter. I'm more just waiting for it to get longer again so I can wear hats. No, don't do that. I mean, that's what I'm gonna do. You got a butt crack running right down the middle of your head.

I don't really know. The problem is I never know what it looks like. It looks so good. Don't fuck with it too much. Feathered. Yeah, don't mess it up. Don't muss it. It looks so nice. Looks fucking incredible. What'd you ask for? Uh, one normal boy's haircut. Ha ha ha. Normal straight boys. You pointed at the picture on the wall.

You know how in old, uh, barbershops there used to be like a faded picture of like, Mm-hmm. Black guy hairstyles? Yeah, or like Justin Timberlake. Yeah. Tom Brady. Yeah. Or like a bunch of different Dominican dudes.

You ever get the Tom Brady at Sport Clips? Great cut. Promising cut. I got that day one of college. Which version of Tom Brady? Hot, tight, tight on the sides. Yeah, I bet. Tom Brady's had a lot of different hairstyles.

Day one of college. I got it early in school. Yeah. And I said, I got it and I said, I do not think I look like Tom Brady. You're probably giving yourself a pep talk in the mirror like new school, new me. I looked a little, I looked a lot more like Ellen than Tom Brady. That was one of those haircuts that I got that it was just one of the, you got, you're lightly jogging back to the dorm.

It's like, I gotta get out of public now. Left college. And try to see how I can salvage this. It's September 1st, and you have a hoodie pulled. Yeah. Tight over your face. It's hot as fuck. I'm loving the weather out.

Yeah, it's been nice. It was like in Maine. It's probably pretty cool up there. I don't know if I can handle us talking about Maine. The fourth, it was just enraging. He would come to my home state and not tell me he's coming so that I could make a plan to also be there and show him around.

He should be checking in. My friends also lived in Maine. Everything I do in Maine is stuff you like. But all my friends lived there. Doesn't matter, but even that pisses me off. Since when? You're telling me you got friends like open door, rolling door, Nate's in, Nate's out,

Bo's now living there with his entire family? I've been to Kennybunk like 20 times. Why am I not having dinner with Bo and his family in Maine? Because you live in New York City. But I go to Maine, I was just there. I was just there. Not really. Yes, really. You didn live in New York City. But I go to Maine. I was just there. I was just there. Not really. Yes, really. You didn't tell me about it. You're supposed to be in fucking Wyoming. Well, we're going to Wyoming still. He said him and his friends did this contest where they all

dove off of this one bridge to go get a wait. God damn it, dude. If you go to Maine without telling me, then I'm going to Wyoming with you. We stayed at your place. I would have liked that. You did see his parents. Yeah. There's plenty of room. Great to see him.

Imagine if he just showed up solo. My mom makes an amazing lobster pasta. Lobster pasta? I had a lobster roll. Where'd you have it from? You wouldn't know it? Yeah. You wouldn't know the spot. It's new. I had a lobster roll. Where'd you have it from? You wouldn't know it? Yeah. You wouldn't know the spot, it's new.

I've never been so mad. It is new, they said it's only two weeks old. Okay, well I don't know Wells that well, to be honest. It was amazing, it was so, it was so, we were on the lawn, right on the water. We wouldn't have played them in sports even, they were kind of too far away. It was...

Although we played York. The restaurant we went to last night was so sick and it was so cheap. And then we found out it was because it was brand new and they were trying to get people there. And it was like, we were like, this is the last time we're ever gonna be here. It was so nice.

There's a restaurant in Maine... Beers were $5. Not that I drink beers, but my friends were. Beers in Maine are cheap, yeah. Not at other places. Great breweries. Yeah, Maine Beer Company, shout out, my favorite. There's a restaurant in Maine called The Lost Kitchen that was started by this woman named Erin French.

And they're only open, I think, one night a week, Saturdays through the summer. It's a good business strategy. She, in order to get a reservation there, I'm sure it's tough. At the beginning of the year, you send in a postcard, a handwritten postcard, sort of pleading your case for why you deserve one of the, I don't know, 40 reservations for the entire summer.

And they get thousands, because it's a very highly acclaimed restaurant. Have they ever thought about maybe just opening up on like a Saturday as well? I think they are. I think that's the only night they're open. What about Friday night? I don't think so.

She wants Friday's off. And and my mom and my dad have been applying for years and have never gotten in. And it's a sadness to me. I can get you in. No, you can't. I could. Bo could. No, you might be able to. Well, it's damning for your parents. She's got a very good cookbook.

I bet your parents write such nice postcards. She also wrote a best seller. I've been doing some of her recipes. I did her macerated shallot vinaigrette recently. I spoke about that in our chat BCC group. Yes. It was unbelievable. You just sort of brush some of that on some veggies

and man, it adds this lightness to them. I got an air fryer. Good. Happy to hear that. I haven't used it yet. It's getting here today. Excellent. Yeah, I'm pumped.

Two tiers or just the one? Just the one. That's fine. One tier. There's an online discourse right now about whether it's trashy or not to keep your air fryer on your counter. Mm-hmm.

Where else are you gonna keep it? I'm not gonna keep it on my counter. You finish it, you plug it away, you stow it away? Yeah, I think that that's not what you do. I do, I do do that. I wish I could just get rid of my stove. Yeah. And like have my air,

I guess I could just put it on top of the stove. Because it's like the stove, it's like now that I got this thing, I'm never gonna touch that again. The stove. Yeah. You could do anything in the hair fryer. Yeah. You Yeah. You can do anything in the air fryer. Yeah. You can make a five course meal in the air fryer.

I know, what should I make tonight? Wings. I kinda wanna make wings. Ooh, wings are a fun idea. Are they easy to make? I've heard they're easy with the fryer. Throw them in the fryer, you're fine. Flip them.

You're gonna get tired of washing that fryer, I can tell you that much. Oh, you gotta wash them? I thought it was like no clean. They wash themselves, you just like leave it on for another 30 minutes. Like a grill? Yeah, yeah.

Dude, I've been cleaning my grill that way. And I turn all the burners on and close it. And it gets up to like 1200 degrees. And I'm like, I think I should go away for a little while. I mean, it starts making making sounds like it's settling 1200 degrees. It's scary. Yeah, it's really scary. I wouldn't do that. I'm sitting out there. I think I would just clean it. Drinking a lemonade. Well, I try. I try to do that. Just you

know, but nothing gets it clean. Just 1200 degrees. Like, nuking it all. Like a cremation facility. I mean, what is that? What is the, I don't mean, I'm trying to think of what the equivalent to 1200 degrees would be, but I don't think I've ever used. It's like a mile from the sun. That's when you start measuring it in Kelvin.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting into Kelvin territory there. I haven't heard Kelvin in a while. Dude, I'll turn the burners off and then, and like, just let it be. And an hour later, it's still at 600 degrees. One time, me and my dad went camping when I was really young.

Like, we were like, I was like a child and we went camping like two towns over and we made a fire at night. And my dad's not like a huge like outdoors guy he doesn't really know what he's doing and we had we made like a fire with like coals and he was like we got to clean this up and he just took the coals and I was like holding a plastic bag and he like dumped them in and they just went straight through and it just went to like not even like I didn't even like know there's no tension whatsoever like it just went to like not even like, I didn't even like, no, there was no tension whatsoever. So I directly through it melted the bottom of the bag immediately. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Instantly.

That's great. Can't clean that up. I know it's girls are kind of like they are a little scary. Girls. That's why. They're not. I thought that's what I heard. They're not? That's what you said. Don't you think they are? It's like what a massive change in topic. It's just like you don't know what they're thinking and their hormones are just different.

Girls are scary. Oh they are? You don't think so? No, I would agree. I think more I think more scary than a grill is a fucking like an oven. Yeah, well, ovens, ovens, I'm just waiting for those things to just pop like the scene in Fight Club. Yeah. Just ready for those things to go at any time.

Yeah, that is I don't know. But grills, though, it's like so self-contained I had a bad experience with a grill on an outside deck that just like it was just firing It was like I'm gonna light this fucking building on fire. Oh, you had a grill fire grill fires are scary scary Easy to put out though now what baking soda. Oh dumb baking soda on it. Yeah, but you have a media I didn't have I needed a pallet of soda. You gotta have baking soda. I we had a grill fire once and I just went and grabbed baking soda. How many tablespoons? You just take the thing. Oh, sprinkle it

on. I've never used that much. Goes out. I've only ever used baking soda in tablespoons. Oh yeah, no, we went with the straight. Isn't it amazing that when you bake a pie, you you have baking soda and it's like one teaspoon. Yeah. Like I'm not gonna use this for 14 years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck is baking soda because it also cleans your refrigerator. Cleans everything. It opens. Cleans everything. Is that right? They do people clean their toilets with baking soda. But also eat it. Yeah. And pie. What the

fuck is it doing? I used baking. I got baking soda a while ago because I had I had a smell in my refrigerator that I had to clean out. You don't say. I put a plate of baking soda down. They say it absorbs the smell. Yeah, how does it do that? But it also makes crack into cocaine. Yeah, I know. Like what is baking soda? I know, right? Wow.

Or cocaine into crack. Lots of applications for baking soda. Yeah, it's a genius. Whoever invented baking soda. But it's also disgusting to taste. You'd think if it did so many things that you could just dip your pinky in it and be like, mmm. I think it's just like sand. It's sand.

It's just like a texture-based thing. Yeah, it's just like fucking. Yeah. It's got a scientific properties. I don't even have my phone. What the fuck is baking soda? Alexa? I have never used baking soda

For its real purpose ever in my entire lifetime baking. Yeah, you never baked with it But do you bake a lot you make I'll make a pie here and there like a good pie Pre-made crust. I mean maybe with my air fryer. I'll get I'll get using it. I don't know I don't know if that's maybe you make it apply probably make a pie Oh, you can bake you can bake in your air fryer. You have the baking. It's literally an easy bake oven. They're pretty cheap.

They're not bad. 60 bucks. 60, 70 bucks, yeah. Okay, good. I thought I was gonna say 60 bucks and you were gonna be like, ah, you got like a toy. Well, I think I bought one. You got an easy bake oven.

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Where? Blue Hill at Stone Barnes. Where's that, upstate? It's in Westchester. It's like one of the best restaurants in the world. What are we talking? I mean, it's crazy. Maserated chowats?

Oh yeah, big time. All right, that sounds pretty fucking good. It was ranked one of those fine dining, but they have their own farm and all the food and stuff comes from the farm. Oh, that's pretty cool. But it's also sort of a lab where they use science to create new versions of vegetables

that are more like cooking friendly and user friendly. And so they will find a way to cross breed a squash with a gourd or something like that so that the water, it has less water in it, which means they can preserve it through the winter. Because water is what causes things to rot. Sounds like GMO. Yeah, wow, you got the Monsanto restaurant lined up.

Dude, they had, they brought, every time they bring you out a new course, they tell you about it. They put something down on the table, right? They come out and they put this like... This was a squash that was made in Chernobyl originally. Exactly. It's a straight from the made in Chernobyl. Yeah. Exactly. It's a straight from the Wuhan lab.

It has gain of function. And then they pick it up, and then they leave, and then they bring you back a plate with some sort of presentation of that thing. But they had, I think it was maybe celery or squash blossoms. And they brought out a stalk that usually has little thistles on it, little spikes.

And the guy was saying that usually a farmer, when they're kind of harvesting that plant, they have to wear big gloves all the way up their arms so that they don't get cut. And they found a way to create a version of that plant that has no thistles. That's insane. And I was like, well, They created a new vegetable because that guy that has no thistles. That's insane. And I was like, well.

They created a new vegetable because that guy didn't want to wear gloves. You're putting the workers who make those gloves out of business. Yeah. Why is that such a bad thing? Anyway. This is very Jurassic Park of them.

I know. They're playing with fucking. It sounds like they got microchips in your stomach now. To that point, they brought out this ricotta, right? That they had just pulled that day from the, I don't know. And they said that they had bought all these dairy cows that had been over milked for years, right? So for years, it's this industrial process

where the cows get milked every day with the machines and their udders go to shit. Titties looking like Miss Peach. Absolutely, really. where the cows get milked every day with the machines and their udders go to shit. Titties looking like Miss Peach. Absolutely, really. Notoriously over milked. Of course. Notoriously.

So you're at Peter Teals restaurant. So she's telling us about these dairy cows and I'm thinking, oh, she said that we get them when they're six years old, they're kind of come to the end of their career or whatever. And I'm thinking she's gonna tell us that from this point on, they milk them at a rate that is more favorable to the cows.

And she's like, these are seasoned cows, they've been around the block. And I'm thinking, okay, she's about to tell us a really humane story. And she's like, these are seasoned cows. You know, they've been around the block. And I'm thinking, okay, she's about to tell us a really humane story. And she's like, and because they're so old and they've been milked so much, the meat actually tastes really good. So we kill them and we fucking serve them as steak. And usually dairy cows aren't,

I'm like, oh my God. That went a totally different direction from where I thought it was going. But yeah, it was all really good. So they have the capability to make meat without killing animals, probably, if they're genetically engineering all this stuff. And they're like, no, no, we killed the oldest and most vulnerable. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah. We killed the ones that have already lived the hardest lives possible. We have the capacity to be humane. We choose not to be. I feel like if you're a dairy cow or you're a beef cow, you get put in one of two camps or whatever, maybe you're grown that way, I don't fucking know. But you get your lot in life, right?

And if you're a dairy cow, you think, what a relief, I'm not gonna be killed and eaten, but I will have to go through the hell I'll be sucked dry. Of being milked constantly, right? Just getting, yeah. Whereas a beef cow gets to just eat and fatten itself up knowing that it probably lives a pretty good life until one day it is slaughtered and eaten.

These cows are worse to both worlds. Yeah. Just so we can have some fucking heavy cream on the top of our Starbucks. Dude, this ricotta was beyond belief. It was unlike anything I've ever tasted in my life. This was for lunch yesterday? Yeah, it was a 24 course meal.

Jesus fucking Christ. 24 course. What the fuck? You're life maxing right now. That just doesn't even seem enjoyable. 100 holes of golf, 24 course meal. One grain of every fucking course? No, there was it got it got a little heavy. It got a little heavy-handed a little overboard overbearing

I will say I didn't eat anything before I didn't eat any breakfast Lunch started at 12. Okay, it finished at 430 oh my Lunch that's like a wrong. That's an em day. But that's all I achieved intermittent fasting as a result of this meal. If I leave my house from 12 to 4, I get back and I'm like, I am gassed. Yeah. Long ass work day. Got to be careful.

You can't be having days like that. Why would you want life to live here? Yeah, it was quite an experience. It's not one of those things you do or want to do often. But as those really gastronomic, many course meals go, those fine dining ones, I would say that doing the lunch, this is my first time ever doing it that way, was far preferable to doing the dinner.

Yeah, because you could just be full for the rest of the day instead of like, all right, I'll go to bed now. You've eaten your last bite of food at 4.30. You don't go to bed feeling sick. Did you eat anything else the rest of the day? God, no. Yeah. I was set.

What was the best bite? Man, they had this mushroom thing. Give us the 24 rankings. I mean, I don't even know what it was. At 24, what was the worst? Start at the bottom. All right, well, make it easy. Go top 20.

I couldn't walk you through the whole meal if I tried. I assume so. I was making jokes throughout the meal. They brought out ramps that they had cooked at 140 degrees nonstop for six weeks. What is a ramp? Like a leek. I said it's the most disability friendly food.

Everyone laughed. That was a good one. I got a good laugh at that. So you were there with a big party. Yeah. That sounds, I mean, at least you're there. I don't know why I was picturing you like sitting at the bar. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. For 24 hours. Oh man. I thought you were just doing it on your own. I don't know why. I wasn't really picturing you with a big group either. Yeah, I thought you just kind of did this to, I don't know.

I was with my girlfriend's family and it was a really nice thing. So did you plug in at the place or did they plug in at the place? Like who found this place? Whose idea was this? They plugged in. I've been there once before for dinner years and years and years ago. And I remember it was a Tuesday night in, I think, January. And it was when I was working at the district attorney's office.

So I had to be at work at 9 a.m. the next day or you get basically fired by the government. And you have to hand scan. We had a hand scanner. Oh, uh, and you have to hand scan. We had a hand scanner that you had to hand scan. And so dinner was at eight 30. That was our reservation. It's a four hour dinner. Yeah. And it's up in Westchester. So we finished it in midnight. I'm miserable. I have to race home and then go to bed and wake up the next day. I was like, that wasn't worth it. It was not an enjoyable experience. Not to mention in January, the farm isn't able to produce the same type of produce that makes it so enjoyable in the summer.

But that place could have probably made you a glove of your hand. Dude, they do. They find a way to really genetically engineer or whatever, engineer great produce throughout the year. But the summer is really the time to go. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that sounds so nice. But you did violate one of Glenny and Theo Von's main principles, as you had a lunch for dinner.

Or you had a dinner for lunch, excuse me. And Glenny and Theo Von are very anti that. Are they? Oh yeah. You didn't listen to Glenny on Theo Vaughan? No, I didn't. Jesus Christ, you're missing out. You listened, surely. Of course, multiple times. Yeah. Took notes, listened back, put on subtitles. It was a great, it was a great listen. But that sounds so fun. You don't remember the best bite you had? Was there any meat? Was there any type of like? Honestly, the cow thing was pretty fucking good.

How has that been weird having the spots on it though? The white and black. Cow thing was really good. This mushroom thing was unbelievable. They had a trout. I'm sure. A trout that was over diced cucumbers. What kind of wine did you have?

We had three bottles. And drove home? The people who weren't drinking drove. I'm sure. And it's a Tesla. And I'm sure they weren't drinking. No, they really weren't. I'm sure they weren't.

What kind of bottles are we talking about? They only had three bottles? Two bottles of white and one bottle of red. There were a lot of us there though. What a, but I mean, give us a little detail. What a, what a, what a, it doesn't have to be the maker but just what types of wine. The first one was a white burgundy, the second one was a white from northern Rome and then the third was a red burgundy. Red Burgundy. The Cote du Rhone. Very nice.

That sounds fantastic. I'm Red Burgundy. Good morning, good evening San Diego. Goofy ass ass. Do you think you'll, here's a question. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Red wine specifically. Oh, I've had white wine and been like, this is doable. Red wine, it's like, this is, I feel like I'm at church. It's like drinking a milkshake. It's amazing to think that you're 24, right? Yeah. You're never gonna have a glass of wine again.

And it's not necessarily because you plan to be sober for the rest of your life. Yeah, no, so I just don't like wine. Because you think it's icky. You think it's icky. You'll never have a glass of wine. Nothing about wine looks like what like my dad used to drink wine. It's teeth would be like black. Yeah, that's it's nasty.

I don't want one. I don't want like one. You might, though, you might come around on it. Your taste buds change every seven years. Really? I believe so. That could also be can I air fry it? You probably can I eat one put it in the ice Wines a little cold Deep fry crisp it up a little I don't have it at the country fair. I

Been playing a lot of video games you've been playing Halo No, not really. I played Halo a little bit. Well, I was playing Halo a lot. I was playing Halo 3 a lot of video games. You've been playing Halo? No, not really. I played Halo a little bit. Well, I was playing Halo a lot. I was playing Halo 3 a lot before. Yeah, when do you guys want to do that? Can we do it on Wednesday? Yeah, but I don't know how we're going to do it. Why?

Because there's a lot of things that we've got to figure out. We've got to get, we have to figure out how to get Halo. We have to get Halo 3, which means someone has to get. Someone give us Halo 3 in New York City. It doesn't exist. There's no hard. We're in New York City There's no hard. You have to buy it online. What do you mean? You came out 25 years ago we get we get it into the console Xbox 360 That hasn't had yes Like fucking n64 I'm telling you guys

No, that that definitely like fucking n64. I tell you guys the You guys if you want to get an Xbox 360 and the game that will cost you seven times the price that it will borrow Someone in the city. They'll sit in and watch and we'll chill it is gonna be 900 times more expensive you don't think GameStop has a pile of trash out back where you got Dollar Xbox 360 and Halo 3 at this point are at the point where that's like a collector's eye. It's like a Birkin bag. I would assume. Then why isn't N64 in that category?

Why is it so easy to get an N64 and like Mario Kart? I don't think it's easy. I think it is. You see people have that all the time. N64 I bet is expensive as fuck. No, I don't think so. Please reach out to there's no way Instagram And if you have one of these if you have these things in New York City Now make it look at well and n64 is 300 bucks. No way dude. No way eBay

eBay Lot of hundreds as well crazy. I'm saying I'm only at about $300 as well. A lot of $100s as well. Crazy. I'm seeing. I'm only on DK oldies. I'm using those force I'm looking into. Ha ha ha. Xbox 360. Let's look up Xbox 360 price. We could have it overnighted.

Xbox 360. We don't. The thing is that we don't need an Xbox 360. Xbox 360 is $84. Oh, wow. But we don't need. Seven times the price. But we don't need an Xbox 360. Xbox 360 is $84. Oh wow. Seven times the price. Possible to find. We don't need an Xbox 360. Okay, what do we need? I don't want to play on your new digital fucking age. I want to play...

But if you play on any Xbox or PC, it's the same game. I'm certainly not playing on a PC. Are you out of your mind? I want my Xbox 360 controller. I want- You can use an Xbox 360 controller on a PC. I'm not playing on a PC. I literally have one. I don't want it. You, that's bullshit, dude. I bought one. I have an Xbox 360. We're playing the way

that I've played. But at P, when you don't, people don't understand. You know a PC is just, you're just, you're still playing with a PC. I don't want any of that PC bullshit. You know, it's not like you're playing Mouse and Key. Yeah, you are. And you're not. You're playing in an internet cafe. No, you would be playing, you would still playing with a PC. It's not like you're playing mouse and key. Yeah, you are. You're not.

You're playing in an internet cafe. No, you would be playing on a controller, but we would need two controllers, which we could get, I have. No, I wanna- We need the game. You need the red, yellow, and white cables to plug into an old TV.

We're not doing that. Via an Xbox 360. We need a- Right before the rings of death come. The problem is we need- The three rings of death. We really need two consoles. Two, okay.

And two monitors. Why, why? Why do we need that? Because we're not playing split screen. Yes we fucking are. There's no way I'm playing split screen. Dude, that's the way we are playing. There's no, I'm not playing, then I'm just, I'm out.

I'm out. Why? Split screen is insane. A, it sucks to watch. No one's gonna wanna watch split screen. B, it's cheating. This is what- You can just look at the other screen. Hey, you're just watching the other dude.

This is how we played. You know exactly where he is at all times. This is how we played the game. Things have changed, bro. And both people can do it though. That's how you used to play because no one had two monitors then. You're retrofitting my game. This was my challenge and my game.

And you're like, we're going to add some fucking this. Why don't we just do it at my apartment? I'm happy to do that. Yeah, let's do that. But you better have to bring a gear. Just bring an Xbox. If you're going to be demanding gear, bring your own gear. Because I'm demanding gear, but I'll

be willing to bring my own gear. Why? We'll make it a home game? How would that help? I just need a monitor and again in my own screen No, we're split screening. We're not splitting. Yes, we are we can leave it up to the people this comes out tomorrow Everyone will say don't split screen. They're gonna say that but that's because actually I don't know if they will they will because this was me Saying I think halo 3 the way that I played it. Because this was me saying, I think Halo 3, the way that I played it, I was really good at playing. It's already over. I played like two games.

I'm unbelievable at it. Yeah, but you're gonna be doing it on your terms, which is you're gonna be in some other room. You could put me on a phone and I'll do it still. So play on split screen. No. You're the one making demands here. I want it to be fun.

I'm not trying to like, I don't want it to be just work. Torture. Yeah. I'll bring to be fun. I'm not trying to like it's I don't want it to be just work Or true. Yeah I'll bring in my own I can bring my portable monitor and I have no problem doing that pisses me. Okay, bring your portable monitor and Planet might have to do my I mean because we want to run though. We want to be together, right? We want it. We don't want to do it. Yeah Yeah, we want to be together. We want to run land. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah shout out to the green wave shot of the green wall Not the green wave I by the way. Shout out to the green wall. Not the green wave. I'm talking about something different. No, you're not.

It's... I'm talking about the crimson tide. Optic back to back champs. First time ever. Pretty impressive, yeah. It was the first time. And people thought they couldn't, but... After the season they had this year.

I knew that if anyone was gonna do it, it would be Optic. No, no, it was really, they were... They weren't even gonna make champs. It was touch and go. It's just you know it's tough seeing people come on and celebrating and you know being like you know we were a lot of those guys weren't there for uh major two and three and four. I mean they weren't shooting in the gym. Exactly. What do you think about accusations that they just that they stacked the team that they just stacked the team, that they recruited too much? Super team?

Yeah. They weren't a super team. That's what Metta's trying to do right now with their AI. Zuckerberg is offering up to $100 million. Did you see that? Same thing. Twitter released a new messaging beta, and it's like, you need a passcode to open it,

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You can have like a massive. You still get guns, Mother. But then they're also like, we don't beat because we're afraid someone's going to shoot us. That doesn't sound that free. Now, you can't even express yourself through your own car. I'm North Korea. That's North Korea. So and Rogan's fucking Kim Jong.

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when you look on Twitter, that like 90% of the accounts that are popping right now are just guys in other countries. It's like Malaysian men and Norwegian dudes. I've been getting hammered with the, is this normal in America? You get those. It'll be like just like a normal thing and then people will be like, I'm sorry, is that the shoes that people are wearing in America?

It's like you live in Europe. It's a shit hole. Just kidding, just kidding to all of our European listeners. It is funny that people are just making AI bots to like, so it's just racism. It's just rage AI. It's insane. Dude, I did,. I tried to see.

I asked Rock. I wrote, like, make me like 10 rage bait tweets and they made all of them racist as fuck. Because I was like, I wonder if it will do. And it did. And then I was like, that's what every that's what my whole timeline. Yes, exactly. People are just making it's just they're asking because, dude, have you noticed that every tweet on everything on Twitter is just a question now?

Yeah, it's not. It's not. Yeah. What do you notice? Yeah. What do you notice here? Nothing. There's nothing to notice. It's just engagement farming. That one's pissing me off.

And they're getting paid. And then the other thing that pisses me off is when people comment on Instagram and the top comment is like, wow, if you want to see about this, click to keep reading. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And you try to click it. Maybe we're suckers for not just having like a side account of like rage, a cash cow of rage. But I don't even think those people

are making a lot of money anymore. I think that, I think that- Yeah, I saw that too, that a lot of that dried up. They're doing all that for like 30 bucks a month. But in Malaysia- They're like causing, they're like causing like real world problems for like an extra 45 bucks. But in some countries in like Indonesia,

like you're coming up on 30 bucks a month. True, that is true, yeah. That's probably all you need is the VPN. Getting hit with that 30 from Musk. What are you? Thank you, you just caused a riot? They're paying people so little at this point that like Musk is probably,

it's probably just coming from his bank account, he's gonna notice. It's like whatever you need. Yeah. You haven't been on Twitter much no I saw I saw hilarious tweet the other day is just it's all dumb like someone posted that Elon Musk's net worth and they were like this point eight would change my life yeah it was like for that point eight would change millions of people's lives yeah that's like universal basic income for a small town.

It was $800 million was the point eight. And they thought they would be like, this point eight can help me out a lot. It would help out literally New York City as a whole. We could build that super train system that everyone's talking about. You know what's amazing? I was watching videos of Taylor the Wand gambling in Vegas.

Yeah. And you know, he's betting $25,000 hands. At that point, just drink, dude. And yeah. Just give him some variety. Yeah. I'm like, does he not drink? No, I think they both stopped drinking, didn't they?

Yeah. They took a break at least. Yeah. Well, either way, I'm watching it and he's winning $25,000 hands, $25,000 hands. And you can't help but have the feeling of, like, dude, I could really use $5,000 right now. If it's so meaningless to you, why don't you

just give me $5,000? We're friendly. You know what I mean? Like, why can't you? I don't know why, but you just have that thought. But I think everyone has that thought. Everyone has that thought. I guess it's all relative, where you're like, you see people to whom what money means nothing to them. What amount is so interchangeable to them? This is like the homeless economy infrastructure that you're explaining right now.

Yeah. Do I just have a buck? You feel entitled to it. Can I have one dollar? Yeah. It means nothing to you. I watched you just spend it on nothing. Why wouldn't you? I watched you subscribe to a VPN. To watch Bill Burr's special. To watch porn instead of signing up for a porn hump account

like the rest of us. And why wouldn't you just give it to me? It's hard. And then you're like, oh, that's bullshit thinking. That's entitlement. Yeah, it's a little bit of both. It's a little bit of both. It's a little bit of both. Do you give money to homeless people when you pull up at a stoplight and they're standing

on the street corner? I would say that I'm more likely to give money to people then because they're standing in the elements. And they'll come and stare at you from like a six inch range? I don't know. I give money to like mothers that have their little kid with them sometimes or people that are exhibiting talent. Mothers with kids. That's a good one. Even if you're juggling or playing a flute. I've seen that. Do you need them to know how to play the saxophone or if they're just mashing buttons, they're

just spamming saxophone buttons, will you give them cash? Yeah, if they're not good at the instrument, I'm more likely to tell everyone else not to give that person money. I was in Europe once and we were taking the train and there was a lady at the bottom playing the violin. Why were you in Europe? It was like 10 years ago. Were you there for a lady at the bottom playing the violin. Why were you in Europe? It was like 10 years ago. Were you there for a musical?

Yeah, and she was playing the violin or some shit, or some instrument, and then you saw in her sleeve a phone with just blatantly just an aux cord sticking out of it to a speaker, and it was just her playing music out loud, pretending to play. See, I would give money to that person. That's a solid con.

There's a lady in New York right now who lip syncs. Oh, yeah. She's going viral. Have you seen her? I've seen that. The Asian lady? Yeah. She just like pretends to sing.

Hilarious. Yeah. Fine by me. You've earned it. It's a good gig. Anything better than what I assume is a lie, which is, dude, there was a woman, and I know we talk about how much people are...

Drums are a tough one to gauge, because you're like, I can't tell if that's good or if you're just bashing. You're trying to count that guy. Two, three, four. Not quite my tempo. Yeah. West Fourth Street Station on the left side, when you're walking in that long tunnel, and there's that guy with the beard, he's there.

He's been playing the one drum, and it's the same... It's like the worst. There's no rhythm rhythm and he's not, there's no song. Yeah. It's just like a drum. He's just hitting it. Oh, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. For hours. I'm like, who's giving that guy money? Who's stopping and being like, let's watch this for a second. I guess it's not tourists though. No, tourists will.

I feel like tourists hate the homeless. I know you think that though. When was tourists will. I feel like tourists hate the homeless. I know you think that though. When was the last time you gave money to a homeless? I give money to homeless people all the time. Are you sure you don't think that they're icky? What's more icky, homeless or wine? Wine. Okay.

All right, you passed the test. No, he passed the test. He's good. I give homeless people money constantly. If you saw a homeless person drinking wine, would you judge them for it? I've gone, I went back to my apartment to get a homeless guy money constantly. If you saw a homeless person drinking wine, would you judge them for it? I've gone, I went back to my apartment to get a homeless guy money once.

And you didn't go back? I swear to God, I talked about it on, I probably would be the yak. This was years ago, it was when I lived in, I lived on Waverly and I went out, I went to the, I was on the corner by Temple and he said, do you have any money? I said, no.

And I said, I'll be right back. And I went and I got money. Came back down with 20 20 I think I needed cash for something that day anyway though I think I was like oh shit I forgot I needed cash thanks for reminding me man it was 20 but I was like stay here I'll be back and I came back and he was there hmm I gave him two grand but you filmed it, so I think I was like, I'm gonna go get the GoPro shit I went to the Coney Island Zoo. Oh, yeah aquarium. Excuse me. Cool. I Brought the kids. How was wow how the kids like it cool. It was good. I

Couldn't tell if I was showing the sharks to my kids or showing my kids to the sharks. I'm just like putting them in front of the shark tank. They probably think that that's food. They probably think that's bait. My kid can't even focus his eyeballs. There's just a blue wall in front. As soon as I got in, there's like a big aquarium. And I went to the end, I was trying to show my kids and there looked like there's this big fish and it was looking me dead in the eye. And it was like behind a piece of coral and it looked like it was just screaming. It just like locked eyes with me. I was like,

is this fucking fish stuck? What's going on? And I felt this empathetic connection to this fish. I felt so fucking bad for it. It's probably because it's in a glass box. Yeah, it's literally as a slave. Are you a big aquarium guy? The last time I went to an aquarium was with you.

Yeah, I've been to a decent amount. The Baltimore aquarium is fucking elite. Dude, it's also like $50 for entrance Oh, yeah, I went in there and got in line got to the front saw the prize and bailed. Yeah Yeah, they are it's more expensive than a club. Have you ever been to the Boston Aquarium? No, is it nice? That was nice. I've been there. We had our prom junior year at the aquarium actually awesome all-time bad idea Awesome eating next to low tide. It just stinks like a seal.

It reeked. It was this smelly, and we're eating like lasagna. Yeah. Just next to penguins. In the splash zone. Yeah, it was awful. People were furious. Was cool walking around, but I've been there thousands of times.

You still there all the time. Seals are the smelliest animal. I went on a whale watching tour in South Africa and they took us to an island that's only seals and you could smell it from a mile away. Yeah, no wonder the sharks are always chasing them. Yeah, they fucking stink. They're so fucking easy to find. I like carroned out when I found this fish was stuck.

And I went to like go find someone. I went to go find like someone in charge. I'm like dude, I think a fish is stuck in there. And they were like, that's an eel. It just stays there. Like you mean it was fucking. They probably thought you were a fool. They were, it was one of the top embarrassing moments of my life.

Being like this fish is fucking stuck. There's a fish stuck? It's not. It's not, you're an idiot. We don't even have to look, we know it's not. They're like, oh, wintergreen? No, he's fine. Fish don't get stuck.

He's just hungry, yeah, they're fish. What would they get stuck on? It made me feel so dumb. That's exactly the guy's energy. You're like, you want me to go look? I'll look, but it's a fish in a tank. Doesn't even have a skeleton really. This is malleable. It was within one second, I was like, you want me to go look? I'll look, but like, what do you, it's a fish in a tank. Eel doesn't even have a skeleton, really. It's just malleable.

Within one second I was like, that fish is stuck. There's literally zero way of it. It's looking at me, it needs my help. And it just didn't at all. It was fucking humiliating. Do eels have skeletons? Do they have bones? Probably. I'd assume they have some sort of spine. Let's look.

They might not though. I don't mind eating eel. I've never had it. But they made it look spooky in rush hour. Yeah. When he's like, you're eating eel? Yeah. They do have bones. Eels do?

Mm-hmm. They have a backbone. What are they, just the snake of the sea? That's what I thought. But are there sea snakes as well? There's... I don't know. That's what I thought. But are there sea snakes as well? There's... I don't know. I know snakes go in fresh water,

because I was fishing in Maryland and there was a snake to the right of me and I freaked out. It's just in the water. Yeah, that is scary. It was horrifying. It was small, it was like a garden snake. Did they bite?

I mean, that area, I don't know if Maryland, but I know like close to there, like Pennsylvania, they have timber rattlesnakes. Yeah, that's scary. But I doubt those go in the water. Copperheads? Yeah. They have copperheads in Maryland.

Yeah, do they? Mm-hmm. Could have been a copperhead. If red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow. If red touches black, you're okay, Jack. Remember that, that could save your life. That could save my life. What does that mean snakes those you know the red yellow and black striped snakes?

Mm-hmm if the reds touching yellow that means they're venomous the red touch in the black that means you're fucking cool What are those what are the jellyfish that are super deadly man of war man of wars? I thought it's a war in the water the other day, and I found out that it was not. Man of Wars. Man of Wars. I thought I saw Man of War in the water the other day. Portuguese Man of War. And I found out that it was not a Man of War. It's a bad ass name. But it was like one of those big round shit dangling down. But it wasn't a Man of War.

Man of War have like blades on their head. Tentacles, yeah. Have you ever seen videos of people getting stung by a Man of Wars? No, but I didn't know that those are like you got to Go to the hospital. It's bad. Yeah. Yeah, you can die from them. Yeah, are you don't you get like heart attacks, too? Probably if you get I used to come in from the beach and claim that I'd been stung In order to get someone to be on

You're a fire island guys are lining up none of those kids took the bait but another another sting Francis home I Fire Island, guys are lining up. None of those kids took the bait. But, uh, someday. Another sting, Francis, huh? I watched a documentary that reminded me of both of you guys, and it was this woman who is trying to make the world think that sharks are good. Oh, I heard about this. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, that's a grizzly man waiting to happen. That's a grizz, it's a pre-grizzly man. It's like a hot beach babe who's like actually sharks are friendly. Where's this? It's on Netflix or something like that. I'll definitely check that out. You have to. And then they just interview a guy who got attacked by a shark. And she's like, yeah, it's really complicated situation. It's like, no, that's not complicated at all. The shark bit the guy. It's cut and dry. The shark thought he was a CEO and killed him because he's dumb. The shark's an idiot. Yeah. I don't know why they're trying to, I guess a lot of sharks get killed and she's

trying to work for the preservation of sharks, but I don't know why people are putting the cape on for sharks. They would kill us if they had the chance. If sharks could be in our shoes, podcasting. Also, why don't we fix something like cod? Yeah, why not cod? Cod are more important, I think, than sharks. We eat them. We eat a lot of cod. We don't really eat shark much, do we? No. I watched a documentary similar to that one about a woman who repairs hummingbirds. What the fuck? And it was really tough to watch.

It was really- Because it was boring as fuck? Boring. Oh my God, it was boring. Sounds awful. This woman, she has a hotline that you can call if you've found a hummingbird that is injured. And it's she lives in LA. And first of all, she lives in a nice house. I don't know how. I don't know where she made that hummingbird money. Yeah, she just devotes her life to,

you know, there's billions in rehabilitation of hummingbirds. Yeah. And she seems like she's kind of a pseudo scientist expert, meaning she will, people will bring their hummingbirds in and she's like, well, yeah, I can see that it's suffered from a neck injury and its wing is broken. And you're like, I don't, I don't think that was it. But she'll like- Like Jane Goodall for hummingbirds?

She thinks she is. She certainly thinks she is. But she's built this like outdoor kind of cage for the hummingbirds. I'm picturing like the guy that fixes the toys in Toy Story. Yeah. Yeah. Put down the glasses.

Yeah. Get a little cast out for the hummingbird. Yeah. That was voiced by Newman. Really? Yeah. From- Kinda looks like Newman.

It does, that's the funny part. From Seinfeld? Yeah. Yeah. Was the guy from part. From Seinfeld? Yeah. Yeah. What was the guy from, what? From Toy Story? The guy from Toy Story is like bald and big and fat. Short. No, that's the guy who owns Al's Toy Barn. Yes. The guy who fixes the toys is the old guy who has like a long nose. He's like an old skinny guy. Yeah. I thought the guy who from Al's Toy Barn who does, he has that's what, is he right? I think he's right. the guy who from Al's Toy Barn who does, now he has that, what is he right?

I think he's right. Yeah. Al's Toy Barn is the, who? Yeah, fat guy. It is an old dude that fixes the toy. But the fat guy who owns Al's Toy Barn who lives across the street, he drives there. Yeah.

Because he's so fat. That's hilarious. Super fat phobic of Toy Story. Oh, you're right. Good call there, Rome. I'm so sorry to say that, dude. His name's Jerry. Where is he, Jerry?

G-E-R-I. Jerry like that? Like a British woman? Jerry really infiltrated my Call of Duty esports habit. Jerry looks like he's based off of Joseph Kerbals. Every time I watch it now, they're just talking about Jerry the whole time. Who?

The commentators. Why? Because he's like a big fan and he comments. No, not girls. And they love him. Why don't you start commentating? I don't know. I don't have the courage. Like he's in there and I don't want to come in and be like, hey guys, I'm also here.

Also watching along. Need a little attention from me, maybe. Mengele, Joseph Mengele was who I was thinking of. Who voiced what? Well, he was the Nazi German officer and physician who did all the horrible experiments. Oh, yes. The angel of death.

Yes. It looks like that guy was kind of based, it looks like Jerry from Toy Story 2 was kind of based off of him. That's just my connection though. But I thought that he was like a positive, he like put Woody's arm back on. He did. The toy fixer did, but he doesn't know what's happening with the toys is the problem.

It's like Albert Einstein building the Nadenbaum. It's like, you don't know what, he doesn't know what the formula is going to be. But I would, I'm more sympathetic to Einstein than Mengele. I'm not sympathetic to Mengele at all. But if you're fixing the toy and then the fat guy's coming by and just stealing it. Yeah. Hey Jerry, would you mind resewing the pussy of my doll? Somehow it got torn to shreds. It's a massive hole.

Bo Peep's legs are split. Yeah. They're stuck behind her head and I don't know how to unstick them. Bo Peep was fly as hell. You never see her on any of those lists that Nala's always on or the little mermaids always on. People want to bang Disney characters. No one shows love to Bo Peep. Well, Bo Peep is just classy.

It's class. Does Bo Peep spell it B-E-A-U or B-O? B-O. B-O. See, I always had an X in Bo like he's from New Orleans. Bokes. Bokes. Bokes.

Bokes. Yeah, Bo Tigers. Bo Tigers. Bo Tigers would be nice. All right. I got to get out of here to be honest. What the hell time is it? I got shit going on.

It's 11, oh wait no, have we even been going for an hour? We have been. Probably only just. I thought we were way longer than that. Jesus Christ, ass. I gotta run though. That's fine. I gotta fuck in.

Hey, it's good to be back with you boys. Good to be back boys. We're back. Miss you guys like fucking brothers I had a I that was that was blast. We didn't even talk about our writer cup situation Which we we haven't I know we can't really talk about but just some of the stuff around that week was pretty fun Yeah, I had a bunch of shit. I mean we can talk about it We had the we had that and we had uh, I went to we went to lake placid right from there

Damn, dude blast cool great time up in placid.id cool cool. Maybe next start playing counter-strike a lot of counter-strike nice Yeah, I got back from Lake Placid and I had like three days to kill until Maine hmm all counter-strike all day every day That's great. It was great All day all night all day all night Okay, probably knew those were two pretty outdoorsy sort of locales. Exactly. So you might as well make sure up your energy by staying inside. That's what I did. Yeah. Happy to hear it.

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