Son of a Boy Dad - Bird Watchers | Son of a Boy Dad #310

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All righty, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today. It is June 16th. It's 1107 and I am just stuffy as all hell. Why? Because I had a sneeze attack right before I left my apartment. That's allergies? It happens just all the time. It happens a lot when I wake up. The sneeze got stuck in

your nose? No, I sneezed like 10 times and then you just get super congested. I feel like when I sneeze it gets it all out. No, it's the opposite. It brings everything up. When you sneeze 10 times, there's shit coming out of the woodworks that you didn't even know was there. Hmm. Yeah, you don't sound well. He'll go away. I can't stop going back to that fact, the 187th of a sneeze is an orgasm. I think about it all the time.

Especially when I see my wife sneezing a bunch. I'm like, this pollen's gonna make her cum and I can't? You know, a hairball, 10ball 10 87 seven orgasm today. I mean, we're starting to get into a little pre-nut pre-cum dribble there. Absolutely. You got something to show for that, for sure. Absolutely, absolutely.

You checked the inside of those pants? No, I didn't. Cock's all stuffed up. Yeah. Sorry, I have my cock super stuffed up today. Backed up cock. I wish the jizz just laid in your shaft like traffic in a tunnel as opposed to when you're nuts waiting to get expelled like a rocket in a chamber.

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I wish it was right at the tip of my dick. At all times? Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. I get what you mean by that like a hose that you're just like have your thumb on that You could just

Take the top off Yeah, that's pretty much pissing Yeah, right you drink water like I pissed like my turnaround time on piss is like if I drink water like 10 minutes later I have to be yeah Yeah. Just right through. Caffeine gets it out of me. People always give caffeine credit for making it come out number two. It'll hit number one for me and with force. Someone told me that caffeine is a diuretic and the operative route there is your uretic,

which is urine. Yeah. So that it is supposed to make you pee, but it always makes me. Shit. Yeah. Does it make you direc direct? Die. Die.

Direct. Is when you're is when you get a boner on the toilet. So Johnny Cash went out or Elvis. Yeah. One of them died erect. I had diarrhea this weekend for the first time, like a real one. Nice. Awful.

Terrible. You don't sound like you're going through a good period of your life right now. No, I actually feel great. I just slept amazing. I'm happy to hear that. It seems like your body's just trying to get it all out. Or it's trying to just expel all of the toxins. The toxins.

Yeah. You're going through a detox period. Well I'm doing a seven day fast right now. Seven day fast? A Monday six. I haven't seen you guys since Monday. What is it that you're allowed to have? Just bone broth.

You sound this shitty, but you're also super energetic. Yeah, just bone broth and search line What the fucking search aligns all off? Usually just crush it up and throw it in the broth just stir it into the broth like an MSG I was bitten by a tick yesterday worst. It's actually really not bad I pulled it off of me and there was it had gotten me it wasn't just crawling on Yeah, I was fat. Huh fat. No, it wasn't engorged like not like a dog tick No, I was it was a deer. I

Checked on Google. No, I mean like when you know when a dog gets a tick. Oh, right They're fucking hanging on like a water balloon Disgusting. Turn into marbles. Disgusting. How do you know it's not, you don't have Lyme disease? I'd be bugging out right now. Pun intended.

I did a ton of research and spoke to some medical people. And basically, I think if you find the tick within 24 hours, it takes 36 to 48 hours, they think, for deer ticks to transmit the bacteria that is Lyme into you. Do they all have it? You know you're talking to a survivor right now. Am I? Yeah. You had Lyme? Yeah. That explains so much. It stays with you forever.

It stays with you. Yeah, I have Lyme. You have it. Yeah. You are- carrier forever. Yeah Suffering lime the regenerative sort of circular effects of your Lyme disease Mm-hmm that makes you feel bad that I've ever given you a hard time I know because I know it makes one of the main Components of it makes you sleepy thousand symptoms of Lyme disease you could blame anything on Lyme disease.

Foolish pain. People often, like I remember one of my friends thought he broke his collarbone and then he found out he had Lyme. Exactly. Yeah. What? He straight up was walking around in like a sling

for like weeks. Screen latency. Constantly not happy with the speed of your wifi. These are all Lyme disease symptoms. Oh no. And it's, yeah, it's relentless. I had Lyme when I was really young. I think I got bit on my balls, if we're being fully honest.

Why? Cause I'm like, nah, I'm just pretty sure that's where it was. How did it get there? Did they start sagging then? Yeah. Your balls dropped at what, Ed? A much younger age.

Yeah, from one. Send them straight down to the basement. Yeah, around two. How did the tick get there? Where were you? How did the tick get anywhere? But I mean, I could see it getting on your ankle if it brushes up against you.

I'm sure I was a child. You were just dragging your nuts through a bramble? No, I'm sure I was a child you're just dragging your nuts through a no I'm sure I was walking out like the woods or something I don't know about you guys I know you boys grew up in like the city city slickers I was like I was out in the woods a lot as a child naked yeah weaving fucking undergarments out of whatever branches you could find like you're on naked and afraid Playing the loot for a centaur in the backyard I know you guys grew up on Bravo TV You know parents would just place you in front of the TV wrong brought here and so I'm back from work

Bravo wasn't even a network then brother me. I was kind of out running around. I was in sucked by ticks The only thing that could fit in their mouth. Me and my buddy Jeff had a, we had something called the hacking club. And what would you, you'd probably think, Hairball, that that was some sort of like- Mainframe type.

Yeah, exactly. But no, we would, we would whittle down- Yeah, chop and chop and lumber. We'd whittle down sharp sticks, and then we'd go to dead trees and hack holes in them and try to get them to fall, and then we'd yell timber. Nice, you ever got an anemone to fall? Yeah, we did.

Just by just punching it? Yeah, they were beat to hell. Some of them were those half trees that were basically just stumps, but they were really good for birds to build nests in. Oh yeah. And so when we'd push them over, we'd watch as the birds would be like, -"Oh, no! There goes our home!" Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They must have been furious. What kind of birds are we talking? Mostly, I would say, like, woodpeckers, probably. Okay, nice. Yeah, but also, like, you know, some that had that sort of Native American tint. See, you guys act like you're outdoorsmen. I'm a bird watcher. I'm a whole ass fucking...

You don't know shit about birds. What? You don't think I know about the cry of the warbler? So... ["WHISTLING"] Yeah, I love that one. Yeah, that's the yellow warbler, dumbass. ["WHISTLING"] Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada.'s a the yellow warbler dumbass

Canada Canada Canada Canada yeah the yellow warbler not familiar exactly the warbler we're talking like you were outside you weren't outside seagulls I Just grew we just had seagulls where I was from go ahead pigeons Eagles just in the woods Dumb as fuck just like flying like clumsily into a branch. Crows. You ever get anything eaten by a seagull when you were a kid? Like food? Yeah, they'd come to the beach,

they'd eat your whole sandwich if you weren't, but they were huge. Our gulls in Maine, see we didn't call them seagulls cause we were all, you know, the sea. You called them gulls, yeah. We just called them gulls. Yeah. People knew.

It's redundant, yeah. Yeah. I remember I had's redundant. Yeah. Yeah. I remember I had a seagull eat a hot dog straight out of my hand. I cried. Slurped it down in one gulp like a pelican. Yeah. Because they'll just go up to kids

because they know that kids are dumb. They're weak. They'll just go right land on top of them, eat the food, bounce. Shit on them. Yeah. Establish complete dominance. Piss off the sunburned dad.

Seagulls don't really bother me. I think crows are gross. Crows are brutal with the sound that they make. Yeah. That's, man, we used to wake me up in the morning in the summer outside my window just. Boo! Boo!

Boo! And they're doing it on purpose. They're like, come get him, come get Francis. in the summer outside my window just. Yeah. And they're doing it on purpose. They're like, come get him. Come get Francis. I wanted to poison the tree branches around. Yeah, I don't fuck with crows. What about grackles? Grackles. Grackles are basically diet crows.

Really? Yeah, they look familiar with the grackle. Really? Yeah. They're basically crows. But like that, they're like crows. I don't know if I'm familiar with the grackle. Really? They're basically crows. But like, they're not as smart. They don't have as mischievous of ways. There's something about a crow that is interesting. There's a fact. Is a bat a bird?

No. How? It's a mammal, I think. It's, uh... It's not. It's a... Is it an insect? No, it's not an insect. Definitely not an insect.

Is it an arachnid? I'm gonna go out and say that. Arachnid? No. It's not. It could be a part spider. What are we talking about here? I think it's a mammal.

The flying mammal. The flying mammal. The chiropetra. You're telling me it's not a bug? The only mammal capable of true and sustained flight. Wow! Only mammals capable of true and sustained flight. No, you go ahead.

Outside of humans of course. Ever heard of the Boeing? Only mammals capable of sustained flight. With their ball sack wings. I know. Nasty. Nasty has ball sack wings. Sleeping upside down. With their ball sack wings. I know, nasty. Yeah, yeah. Nasty ass ball sack wings. Sleeping upside down.

Did you know that when cats fall from high surfaces, they'll expand their legs and use their fat of their body to slow them down as they're falling? Like wingsuits. Yeah. Is that so? Yeah. I think it's cool to think it's an ever so slight difference.

I think it's cool that you can throw a cat out your window and it'll be fine. 100%. I loved doing that. Yeah. And people wonder why cats are grumpy as fuck. Yeah. Well, you know.

Because they're just getting tossed around. They're just getting bodied. Yeah. They're just getting bodied by humankind. I still don't get the fucking kneading thing that they do, that cats do. You ever see cats go up to see someone and bake bread? Yeah. It's something with when that,

I think it's something with how they were fed. Is that make- For someone with their mother. Does that feel good for them? Or are they trying to do it to be nice? Do you know what I'm saying? I know what you mean, yeah. Are they stimming?

Yeah, probably. They're just basically stimming. They just have RLS and they're just fucking- Yeah. Wrecking their mom. Yeah, you boys don't fucking bird watch like I do. They're just basically stimming. They just have RLS and they're just fucking yeah Wrecking their mom Yeah, you boys don't fucking birdwatch like I do. I don't hate cats. I got a white on a birds Yeah, yeah, they have them in the city. They have a lot of I mean Central Park has I probably get way more birds than you I get birds landing on my window Yeah, shoot them with a BB gun you get goals goals maybe. No, no goals. You get pigeons.

I get pigeons. But I get like, I've seen a hummingbird. In your apartment? Yeah. No way. Uh-huh. No, I don't believe that. It flew in and landed on my uh, my hand when I was playing video games. That's how you knew you were the chosen one. And then I said be gone now. Hummingbirds are closer to bugs than bats are. Oh absolutely. Hummingbirds are barely birds. Yeah. I love a hummingbird though, ruby throated. Oh yeah, you sound like a bird watcher. I know some birds. Like I like a bird, like I like a big bird. I need a big bird, you know? Albatross? Like the yellow one. A large anthropomorphic bird. Who could teach me to read?

I need a human sized bird. No, I like a good like... Flamingo? Like... Emu? Bald eagle? Egret? What about like an ostrich? Hell no.

No? Those are your big birds. You want to talk about big birds, bro? That's the biggest. Is it the biggest? Yeah. They buy a lot. And it's not very close.

Are ostriches the largest birds? They probably are. Yes. But I do want to know that for sure. It's 1000% is. Yeah? Yes. Absolutely.

They don't have, not the longest wingspan though. Largest, they are the largest. Largest by poundage. What would be bigger than an Austin? I just, Nine feet, 350 pounds. Nine foot, 350 pound bird. Holy smokes.

That's like a fucking offensive lineman. Yeah dude. Minus plus three feet of height. Well, it's like, uh, John Pierre Paul, Jason Pierre Paul. Because they're, they're, they don't have arms, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stubs to block with their shoulders and torso. Will Campbell, LSU. New patriot.

Yeah? Short arms. But he's like 6'4", though. They say he has T-Rex arms. He's three feet shorter than a fucking ostrich. Yeah? Short arms. But he's like 6'4 though. They say he has T-Rex arms. He's three feet shorter than a fucking ostrich. They say he has T-Rex arms, which is a little concerning considering he was our first round pick. He'll be fine.

The worse comes to the worse, you move him into guard. I don't care if he's fine. I want him to be good. But you move him into guard if he doesn't work out. You know what I realized? I'm like, honestly, as we're getting closer to the season, I'm starting to think Patriots Super Bowl I could see it. I'd be so happy for you. Doesn't it? I'm worried that the Kyle Williams isn't gonna get a lot of burn this year. Oh, I think he will he will yeah, okay You know what I realized is there's nothing that all three of us like Two of us like a lot of stuff we We all like weed, I would say that.

We're all big weed people. I hate it. Do you, Princess, have you been playing Halo at all? I don't have any way to do that, and I'd like to. Can you get me a system? No, you can get yourself a system. What do you mean? You work at Best Buy.

You're like an arms dealer of PlayStations. I can talk to my connect. Go to- Yeah. I have a- Cause I'm a war dog of I have like a rep like season ticket holders Simple some of the parts from your weird Scrapyard that you have in the corner of your apartment put me call my guy. He's VIP at Best Buy I have an Xbox for me. Let me call my Best Buy preferred Host his preferred host is taking him down to the Patriots game just because you spend so much money.

They want to keep you happy. I say you and I, nextrone.com challenge, it's Halo 3 Guardian first to however many kills. Let's do that on Monday. Let's do that on Monday the 23rd. Does that work for both of you? Is that next week? Yes.

No, we're going to the Ryder Cup. On Monday? Yeah. We're going to the Ryder Cup. On Monday? Yeah. Not on Monday. We got a whole week. I think we're filming on Tuesday morning. Golly. I'm going to bring my console out there.

What about Friday? What about on Friday this week? Oh, no, Friday doesn't work. Friday this week I can't do. No. God damn it. Careball, I told them to come up upstate with me so that we can drive to the Ryder Cup together.

I want him to get at least a day on the range before we head into the golf tournament. I'm gonna go to the range this week. Perfect his swing. And I figure we could double dip there and do a little fly fishing and spend a couple hours in the car together. So for me, it's a triple play.

We'll see. Of hairball sort of bonding. We're not locked in anything yet. I'll get an Xbox. Yeah, as like a little bait car. Yeah, no one can get run away. Like as a little bait that's efficient. Well you don't have to get an Xbox.

Like I have a console and a PC. You an extra? No. Actually, I guess I forgot you can't play Halo on PlayStation. It's like when the dad gets divorced and then makes his new house. It has a bunch of bait toys to try and get the kid to come over.

Like a pop a shot and some action figures and shit. Oh, what's that? A Mike and Ike dispenser that doesn't require quarters? We're going to have to figure out. Your favorite. Paulenser? acquire quarters We're gonna have to figure out We're gonna have to figure out the logistics for our halo 1v1 because I don't know What halo 3? Like I don't know what the hate the go-to halo is right now. We're gonna play Halo 3 Alright, we can play Halo 3 but can you get that on Xbox? Yeah, absolutely, dude

All right, we can play Halo 3, but can you get that on Xbox? Yeah, absolutely, dude. Absolutely. You have no idea what you're talking about. I know for sure. Someone messaged me and said that you didn't know what you were talking about, because that's a classic game and that a lot of the newer Halos have not even come close to being as good. By the way, Halo 1, there's a map with that weird sort of stone overpass,

and then the two sort of bases on either side with the creek running through the middle. That is the most iconic. There's rocket launchers. That's the best map ever, probably. Of Halo? Of all the Halos. I don't know, I never, I didn't play a lot of them. Yeah, you were in diapers, bro.

While he was fucking grinding maps. On Halo 1, what did you play that on? That would have been on an Xbox. Just a regular, the first Xbox ever. That game was unbelievable, dude. Halo 1? Halo 1. Yeah, I'm sure it was. In 1990. On Atari.

You have to print out the game. I go so far back with games. I'll never forget playing. Just in a sketchbook, next to a Sudoku. You gotta flip the pages really fast. It's just a maze. I'll never forget the point. Just in a sketchbook next to a sudoku. You gotta flip the pages really fast. It's just a maze. Maze is where the first video game, honestly. A maze is basically the same part of your brain that gets going through a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.

It has closed captions for you to read out loud. It's just like Charlie Chaplin running up like, bang! Triple kill. You guys good? You done with that? Kill him in Jaro. Yeah. You do the voice.

No, you got it. You definitely have. You definitely can do it. I can do it, but I don't want to. Triple kill. Yeah. Do one. I don't remember them all.

Just say any of them. Well don't remember them all. Just say any of them. Well, you've already covered- You can say double kill, triple kill, overkill. What are some of the ones after Kilimanjaro? I don't know. Killington, Killington, or Killionaire, Killionaire's one. Is that really?

Yeah, Killionaire's one. Killionaire. Yes, you got it. I'm not competing with that. I'm really competing with that. I'm really self-conscious about my Halo kill voice. Have you ever seen the dude that does them? The original guy?

Yeah. He just goes on podcasts just to do the voice. It's cool. I would have him on for sure. I would honestly hire him full-time. Yeah, just get him to chime in every now and then. Dave, we got a guy. Yeah.

We have a really good guy. He's a lunatic. That's the pick bite right there. You see that? What the hell? No. Right on your oblique, right above your oblique vein. Imagine if that's what the bottom of your stomach looked like. Like that was the fold. Yeah, that's so fucking infuriating. Mine's hanging below my zipper right now. I got a full fupa. They said that I need to- Circle it with a pen? No, that if I have lime, it will create a bullseye pattern, a distinctive bullseye pattern around the bite. And that as I extracted the tick,

I should go in with tweezers to make sure that every part of the mouth had been pulled out of my stomach. That if I left any remnants of the head of the tick inside me, that was really bad. Is it, was it a deer tick? Yeah. It was a deer tick.

Yeah. Oh wow. Or as they're also known, black-legged ticks. Wow. The female tends to have a more brown torso. It's got this like thorax, I guess maybe you'd call it. Yeah. A lighter brown, whereas the males have more of like

a stripy darker pattern on their backs. I would go in with a knife and kind of just dig out that entire area and just take the chunk of skin out. I needed someone else. Just like at least an inch or so. To do that. I needed someone else there. It's very hard to perform surgery on yourself.

Dude, having to use tweezers and pull something out of your foot or like any part of your body, I guess, is like one of the worst things. I honestly have to put on 127 hours to set myself up. Yeah. Dude, I had, I one time got glass stuck in like my, like just like a random part of my foot, tiny like microscopic. The worst. And it took me, microscopic. Oh, the worst. And it took me, I wanna say it was three hours straight of like me like this in my bed with a flashlight

and the tweezer trying to find the glass piece. Cause it would like, you'd be like, I think I must've gotten it, I can't find it. And then you would stand up and you'd be like, oh! Yeah, yeah. Like the second you stepped. The worst.

Yeah. You almost resolve yourself to being like, well, at some point my body will grow out. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like at some point my body will grow And I'm just gonna be miserable Yeah, but digging around in your skin to try to get it out like Like I got it I ended up getting that's a good I remember it was the most like really like I remember fine Like just getting the piece of glass that's like in blood diamond when the guy finds the four million dollar Flicking on the carpet.

This will be fun in a couple of weeks. Save this for later. Step on it again. Gifts it keeps giving. Damn, that's so fucking painful. I hope it's not lime. I didn't know it was a straight up deer tick. Now I understand why you're freaking out about it.

You know, they say that the Northeast is like the place where there's the highest concentration of lime infected deer ticks in the country. I can see that. That's our tornadoes. Yeah. I feel like the Northeast has worse bugs than the woods of the Northeast. I feel like it has worse bugs than the West. Yeah, for sure.

But they have scorpions. True. And more cockroaches out there. the woods of the Northeast, I feel like has worse bugs than like the West. Yeah, for sure. But they have like scorpions. True. And like more cockroaches out there. Man, I don't know. I mean, it's pretty disconcerting. Like I've found ticks, I found a couple ticks this weekend. One was on me or one was in my car somehow.

What were you hiking? What were you doing outside? What was your- Yeah, I went for a hike and played some golf, lost a few balls in the long grass, shouldn't have gone in, went in, found other balls that weren't even mine, pretended they were my own, carried on, lost the whole-

Any good ones? Any Pro V1s? Yeah, I played TaylorMates though. TP5s. Same. TP5s is- The fucking best. Oh my God.

Stripe, love that. I think golf balls were my first gear obsession. Like going to like get like a new, like even just a three pack. Dude, do you remember? You're like, I don't even want to open these. Do you remember when Tiger Woods had the Nike golf ball? No.

And it was the shiny green pack, like the T, TW something or other, and they-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pshh. When Sass got to hitting the Tiger Woods balls. Yeah. No, I, uh. It was just a dude in Lebanon playing his saxophone in front of it. Yeah. When we were, when we played, uh,

when we played high school golf, we got up, we got it, we would get a pack with our, with a team name on them. Oh, that's awesome. The logo. You did go to a wealthy high school. It was like a small pack of, you'd lose them within the first round But I would always try to save one of them it must have been so easy to cheat in high school golf

Oh, yeah, I mean I didn't really cheat the problem was the cheating within the team it was the cheating within the team in practice that would fuck that would piss me off because I Would get like a worse spot on the roster because you only Eight people would play on varsity and six people would get their scores counted But but but wouldn't so I would be like I should have like there were times where I should have been Six then I would be seventh because the person in front of me would be like yeah That means somehow they would par the last six holes every time even though they triple bogeyed the first three. You're fucked, Francis, because, and you

were talking about this on the chat, BCC chat that we had going, that you're fucked because you're not going to ever cheat yourself. You're so honorable that a sandbagger will always smoke you because you'll never stoop to their level. You want to beat them fair and square, and it's a fucking rig game. Yeah, my handicap is the worst place to be in imaginable.

And I think rig, I think rigs and Frankie were discussing this about like, what's the worst handicap to play to have if, so basically like I'm a, right now I'm I think, I think I'm a 5.3 and it's just good enough where, well, it's good enough where, you know, people will, I want to play matches and play money matches and things like that,

but higher handicaps will beat the pants off of me cause they get a bunch of strokes. And then people on the internet, if I don't play well, think that I'm a gigantic liar and have a vanity handicap. So I've lost, worst of both worlds, I would say. Yeah, I could see that. I feel like eight's a nice sweet spot to be at. Eight to 10, yeah.

Eight to 10 is really nice. Eight to 10's a good spot. High, single digit, that's a good spot to be in. I mean, the, they're dragging Riggs online. Have you seen the compilations of Riggs's shot? It's crazy. What is Riggs's handicap? Four. Four? Four and change. What is Riggs's handicap? Four.

Four? Four and change. And they're, but they're saying. You're violent. I, look, Frankie. Is he sandbagging? Frankie. No, he's vanity.

He's vanity. Frankie went to Pebble Beach with Riggs and Riggs shot like in the 70s at Pebble Beach. No cameras. No cameras. Yeah, but Frankie attested it. No cameras. No cameras. No cameras. Yeah, but Frankie had tested it. He had yonder bags.

Frankie had tested it. And I know Frankie wouldn't lie about that. So if that's true. And Frankie, he said this from his Zoom at Riggs Cottage. Yeah, what if there was a deal made? What if he was done? There's no benefit. There's no benefit.

And here's the thing. Benefit right now. There's benefit right now. I know, I've spoken to Riggs, and I know that he has, in his backswing on his driver, he has that moment where all of the internet voices and the hate and the doubt and the accusations just instantly, as he's bringing his driver back flood his brain

which causes him to fuck up. And I get that. You know what I mean? Like it's 90% mental. Yeah. Well, it is, but I mean, look, playing on camera is very different from playing just with your buddies, which is very different

from playing for money or playing in a tournament getting spam calls. Golly. You have to answer this. Probably Riggs doing damage control. I know. I heard you're talking shit. Ask Frankie. No. I do trust that Riggs, based on putting his scores incorrectly, is a four handicap. The problem is that you know, that you, you just don't always, you don't always play to that and playing on camera is a very different set of stress and kind of circumstances.

I don't know. I'm a 5.3. We played Oakmont from the championship tees, very difficult course. And what did you hit? I shot 91. And what did he hit? I think he shot 106.

Oh! Oh no! And that's what got, that's what got so much press. And what did he hit? He shot 106 And that's what got that's what got so much press like non-barcel accounts were like posting huge golf accounts It was like randomly coming up on my shit. They'd be like 26,000 likes It was crazy. I shot a 106 on my freshman tryout and I didn't make the team Yeah, but but and they cut a four6 on my freshman tryout and I didn't make the team. Yeah, but, but. And they kind of four handicapped for the freshman team? 106.

I mean, I played, I played well. Like that, people were like, whoa, Francis. What's par there, 72? 71. They put the pins in the, in the Sunday positions in the most difficult spots, I think. You know, I had a nine on a par five. I mean, it was a nightmare, it was really hard.

But I was actually pleased with my 91. That fescue the hair is fucking rough, though. Getting off the tee is hard. Like a par four at Oakmont in championship conditions, from their tees, the carry to the fairway is like 260 yards a lot of the time. It's crazy. Well, Riggs is just fucked because he plays so much

that he's going to have to have a low handicap. Like, he needs to justify playing so much. If he had a high handicap, like, he could be... Yeah. It's better for him to have a vanity handicap than to be sandbagging because he's not in that many situations. I don't know. I really don't know. I think he's just in a tough spot,

but I will say credit to Riggs. He- Well, he's rich. He's rich as fuck. He doesn't tell them to edit footage incorrectly. He puts it all out there. And I have seen him play really well. And people need to remember that

when you're calculating a handicap, it takes, I think, your eight best scores of your last 20, drops the worst 12 and takes maybe The average of those or something like that So it's not you're not expected to shoot your handicap every time you play now Supposed to shoot it like once out of every four times or something like that. Yeah, I would say No, how what did you know what the what the like?

Format is for the Ryder Cup the Ry Ryder Cup, yeah. Yeah. We're going to do... It's going to be teams of two on the first day. I think it's scramble for the first match, and then it's going to be teams of two, alternate shot. And then there's a third thing similar to like that maybe on the morning of Thursday and then or maybe Thursday's all singles The best four guys from each team. Are you guys on the same team or you don't know yet? I don't know. I'd love to play with you. I would like to be on the same team, but I haven't heard anything Well, they're gonna do like a draft So And who are the captain's my guess would be last year was Dave and Big Cat.

I could see it being Dave and Kirk this year because it worked out that Kirk and Dave are on different teams, and that usually leads to the best. Yeah. Conflict. That makes sense. I'm hoping Kirk comes. Fuck. I don't even know. He said he is. He said he's coming. Yeah. Oh, great. He said on unnamed as long as they get him his golf clubs in time.

All right. Which reminds me, I haven't gotten my clubs yet. Yeah, I don't have clubs. You don't have clubs? Not with me. I mean, I have an extra set you can play with. Taylor Mann will send you some. I have some Taylor Mann.

Blades? No, they're not blades. I don't play with blades. OK, well. They're like close, but they're not fully blades. I'm not playing with anything less than blades. Jesus Christ. Blades are like the hardest golf clubs to hit. He's a gear head.

There's no forgiveness at all. He doesn't want forgiveness. It's like trying to hit the golf club with a pencil. He's the most pure insane No, Dave I want a set of blades Made with tailor-made blades, you know, we had the opportunity to reach out They said if you need any clubs, let us know. Yeah, I think they got me some if rigs I mean you rigs could probably get you some if we delete the segment that we had earlier

I didn't say anything bad about rigs and I have nothing but respect for him You were you were kiki and into your mic about his 28 over on fucking Well 106 is it's not I think he would even admit it's not the greatest down that's a fever Yeah, you got to go to the hospital with 106. Yeah, go to the doctor after get checked out Yeah, that's I mean, it's easy for me to say, I don't play any golf. No, I would probably shoot a 130. Or a 105.

It was crazy. I mean, he was swinging so hard and it's just spraying all over the place. There was one guy under par in the whole tournament. And he made a 65 foot putt on 18 to end up under par. Otherwise he would have won it even. Yeah. That's for the pros.

I mean the winning score at the Masters is usually like 12 to 15 under. That's Pennsylvania golf for you though. That's just PA. That's just PA. PA is tough as hell. Yeah. Oakmont, yeah.

Oakmont's really hard. What'd you guys do while you hell. Yeah. Oakmont. Yeah. Oakmont's really hard. What'd you guys do while you were in Pittsburgh for Oakmont? We played it. But I'm saying, did you do anything in the town? Did you go and see beautiful Pittsburgh? I just went out to dinner by myself. Sat at the bar.

Where'd you go? Some place called Meat and Potatoes. I'm not even kidding you. That's such a fucking Pittsburgh. That's why they're best restaurants. It was the nicest restaurant around. I mean it does, it falls into two of my criteria for finding a good restaurant in a different city.

One of them is Word and Word, and the other one is having some type of basic food item in the name. Yeah. Like salt, like salt and pig or something like that. That would be like if I'm going to a city and there's something called salt and pig, I'm going. There, uh, I ordered the pork chop and they brought it out and it was the size of like a log cabin.

Oh, they seasoned it. Was it nice? Was it juicy? It was awesome. It was so good, but it was truly like that thick to the point where you had to cut through it. It was amazing, but it was so much meat, so much weight. Yeah, it feels like something I would have one bite of

and be like, I'm fucking stuffed. A lot of meat and potatoes. What was the ambiance like? Tavern-esque. That sounds nice. Yeah, love a tavern. That sounds so fucking nice. God damn. Love me a good tavern. I had some some IPA's this weekend.

Oh, insane idea. I don't know. Was the ABV looking like 90? Twelve. Let me get one of those. Can I get one of those? These waters? Yeah, one of those waters. They're old. All good. But unopened. Uncracked. Yeah. Fine by me. They're old. All good. But unopened. Uncracked. Yeah.

Fine by me. So they're extremely room temperature. What kind of IPAs? Where'd you have them from? I got, you know, Evil Twin Brewing Company. I went over there and grabbed some. I had some friends in town. But just getting woken up, like, in the middle of the night was just poop knocking on my

asshole. Yeah. Just like desperate, just like waking up having to poop is one of the nasty side effects. Yeah, that's tough. I can't believe- It sounds like it's a tough bowel weekend. Yeah, it was a tough bowel weekend.

We all had a tough weekend. It was because of those damn tacos you made. Well, that set things off, and then I drank a lot of tequila. And that, I don't know, that just runs rampage through my gut. Really? Yeah.

What kind of tequila are we talking? No, sometimes. Blanco, just Blanco. Yeah, but what brand? I mean, Casamigos, I think. Didn't Casamigos, didn't they say that there's, it's not actually tequila? They said that it's got a lot of sugar in it

and sort of artificial flavors in that it's not like truly from the agave or something. That's probably why you were, that's probably why it goes through you. I don't know how true that is. I think that's just because people want to see George Clooney fail and not me personally. That's they're coming at the Cloon man for this. The Cloon dog. No. That's sickening.

I know. We are heroes alone. I always thought of you more as a small batch guy though. Clooney? No, of you as your tequila preference. I'm not a huge tequila guy, to be honest with you. I drink it when I'm trying to get drunk because it means that it's the least,

I guess it has the least long-term effect for me. Tequila? Yeah, my hangovers from Tequila and my... That's like a real thing though, right? That hangovers are not as bad with Tequila. They say that. They say that it's the, I've heard all kinds of stuff. I don't drink, so.

Who knows how fucking true it is. I've heard that Tequila is the one upper alcohol and all the rest are downers. Yeah, yeah, I have heard that. And you just get in one quick fight. Tequila, Tequila. You just get in one quick fight. Tequila, tequila. You just get in a brawl quickly and then it just goes away. There's a nice producer called Mi Gente, all women.

I really think you'd enjoy it. Nice clean small batch. Good tequila? Oh my God, Mi Gente. Great tequila. Exclusively women. You've got to try it. I like the Clasa Azul.

That's really nice stuff. I wonder if people know any really good tequila recommendations. If you guys know any really, really excellent small batch kind of limited production tequila that's not like, you know, 400 bucks a bottle or something. I've been making some. Tell us. I love the chica cheetah. It's on my balcony.

In your bathtub? Yeah. Some bread. Bat. In your bathtub? Yeah. Some bread. Bathtub tequila? Yeah. You have a cactus in there? Yeah. Yeah.

Marinating. Bozal is another one that I really like. A mezcal. Oh, yeah. I hate mezcal. I'm not a huge mezcal guy. I only had mezcal once ever, and it was with Rome. It was in Minnesota?

I can only drink mezcal in Minnesota. I can only drink mez You can't have mezcal in Minnesota. I can only drink mezcal if it's bathed in lime juice and simple syrup. In other words, a margarita. I just remember- Yeah. Which is nice. I just remember I wanted a Moscow mule

and all they had was a mezcal mule and I was like, I guess I'll just try this. And I'd had it and I was like, this is the worst thing I've ever had. Dude. Nasty. People always try to tell me that, oh man, have you ever had a Mezcal Negroni?

I'm like, dude, I can't come within a hundred yards of sipping that shit. That sounds awful. Give me my regular gin Negroni or death. Ew. Gin Negroni sounds terrible. That's a regular Negroni. Regular Negroni's made with gin.

Negronis are awful. No. Negronis are, dude, I remember being in Denver and Bo was going through like a Negroni phase and he was drinking them and I had a sip of it and I was like, this is disgusting, dude. It tastes a little, it's an acquired taste. People that drink Negronis,

it's like clearly you're working through something. No. Yeah, yeah, you're trying to silence the voices. Those don't get me too hung over either, weirdly. I don't know why. Negronis are like what you would think of as a medicine as a child. Yes, exactly.

It's like cartoon medicine from a Christmas story or something like that. Or it's like what you would think all alcohol is as a child. Yeah. You'd be like, oh, it's yeah, Negronies. Drink Negronies. Ugh. Yeah, but I love them.

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like I could tolerate hard alcohol, but like my interest in drinking when I could only drink hard alcohol just was like, like always at an all time low. Like if it was like, I'm gonna have a, like if I would go to like a restaurant and they didn't have like light beer and I would get like a cocktail,

like a fucking old fashioned one sip of it. And then I would just be like, I'm just not gonna drink. Why would a restaurant, how many restaurants did you go to that had old fashions, but no light beer? There's a ton of restaurants in New York that don't have like Bud Light, Miller Light. They'd have a Pilsner or something, right?

Something drinkable. They'd probably have Stella. I don't like Stella. Well, I don't drink, but I didn't like Stella. But you know. What was that? I feel like you haven't really been going to like nice restaurants.

You feel like I have? Have not. No. Have you been treating yourself to any nice restaurants? No. What was the last nice restaurant you went to? I have no idea. What about a good meal you had?

It's like the number one thing people say is worth living in New York for. I don't really like the food in New York, to be fully honest. It's all like too much. It's like not, I wasn't built to be eating food like that. It's all too much. Yeah, you can't just get like a shitty plain meal.

Yeah, you can. It's like living in Vail and being like, I don't really like skiing, you know? No, I mean, it's all just shit and slaw. And it's like, sometimes you just want, like sometimes you just want food as like as just like Fuel you're like, I just want to be not hungry. Yes, you know, so it's like I don't need Like like fucking pad see you for lunch

you know like there's no reason for me like I Grew up. We would eat chicken every single night chicken breast dry as a bone Like it was like it literally was like putting napkins in your mouth I guarantee you can get chicken breasts in New York No, but I'm just saying like that's what I was raised on and now I'm like eating chicken tikka masala four nights a week Like that's a normal thing for my body to be trying to digest Just go to a bodega and just be like, make me a chicken breast.

Ah, the bodega chicken breast. You just said it dries a bone and tastes like a napkin. Yeah, but at least you know it's like safe to eat. Like half the time I get anything like chicken related from a bodega, you take a bite into it and you're like, that's not chicken. You're like, I don't know what that was. You're not eating chicken from...

Why is it snapping in my mouth? You're not eating chicken. Why is it popping like bubble wrap in my mouth? Foodborne pathogens, that looks. You're not eating chicken from- Why is it snapping in my mouth? You're not eating chicken from- Why is it popping like bubble wrap in my mouth? Foodborne pathogens, that's what you're afraid of? Yeah, honestly. I would say that chicken is usually pretty safe the way people cook it, no? I don't know. I think so too.

There has to be, and if there's not a good bodega, like there has to be another bodega ten feet away that you could get fucking regular chicken from and just have the the guy make some chicken for you. They have a flat top grill. Yeah. I usually do like Naya or something like that and just have chicken and rice and peppers or some shit, some sort of veggie. Just so you know, the best way to solve for everything you've just described- Just cooking myself. Well, I would say go to Trader Joe's, get a big package of chicken breasts. I will say I did, I have been back on the rotiss game.

I have this, yeah, that's a good way to do it. That's nice. Yeah. I've got this rub that you can buy. It's called, I think Mike's Magic Rub. I think I have that. It's awesome. Comes in the red tin.

Yeah. It's great for salmon too. Yeah, it's for everything. I put that shit on everything. Cover a chicken for salmon too. Yeah. But. For everything. I put that shit on everything. Cover a chicken breast in that. Get yourself an air fryer. They're a hundred bucks.

Yeah. Okay. Put it in there for whatever, 10 minutes. Dude, there's your succulent, juicy, flavorful chicken breast. It's not gonna upset your stomach. Solved. Yeah, you're right.

I'm gonna get an air fryer today. Order it now. I'm so happy to hear that. Order it now. Yeah, you're right. I'm going to get an air fryer today. Order it now. Happy to hear that. Order now. Order when I get home. Come on, bro. Take away from our listeners. Time to get an air. Well, you got to know. I actually will. Your best by rep will be able to get my best. I'll put me in touch.

I'll get a good deal on it. Your best by rep will look out. I do, because that's really what it is. It's just I'm just sick of eating out. I can't wait for you. But are you eating out or ordering your I'm ordering you're ordering in. Yeah, I hate You hate eating out. No, I just don't I hate ordering. I don't like I don't know I'm just sick of ordering food. I'm sick of it's actual not you know, and bucket

You're also spending a ton of money doing yeah. Yeah, you you are you wouldn't believe how much no You're like French, Montana most of's where most of my money is going. I know. I'm going to cook for you up on Sunday when you come up to my place. Oh, that would be so nice. What are you going to make him? Man, I'm already thinking about the menu.

So he's a tough guy to cook for, because pretty much 98% of edible food causes him stomach issues. Yeah, I'm going to go to the doctor. It's the Lyme disease. It's probably the Lyme, honestly. What about some trout with a pharaoh or something like that? What if we caught some trout and picked it up?

Wow. Can we catch and keep though? Yeah, I'd have to look at the regulations. Just fucking do it, dude. Yeah, I don't know about that. Should we look the other way? Should we? Why? Why don't you know about that?

If you catch, if you keep fish that you are not allowed to keep, the punishments for the consequences are... What? They won't let you go into the wild and fish? Yeah. Well, what if you just do? And they'll take your, they'll seize your gear? Oh no, the game warden won't let me fish in this 400,000 acre wilderness. Yeah, with like three public access spots. Okay.

They just camp out at those spots. But what happened to this land is your land, this land is my land. It's not real. Eminent domain. You ever heard of that? What about manifest destiny, you ever hear of that? Well, the thing that's cool about fly fishing is that a lot of states, the rivers are the actual water.

It doesn't actually really help me whatsoever because I weighed, I don't really, I don't have a boat. I would have loved to get a boat though. But, Francis, can we maybe sort of- We can get a boat, we can do a boat. You wanna do a boat? I would like to get a boat, but it actually is kind of cool. Was your birthday against March?

No, it's April. April. But the water in a lot of states is, you can own both sides of it, but you can't own the actual river. So you could float through someone's private property. What if we're like Montana? What if we're on like a log? Yeah, that would probably.

You just can't be on the bottom of the. Inner tube? What? Could you tube? Yeah, you could tube it. We could tube it? Yeah, you could tube it. That's like, have you ever seen those?

That Friday, you and me this weekend. But have you ever seen like the fly fishing tube floats? Would you be comfortable sharing a tube? No. Why not? You just kind of straddle your legs around each other? How the fuck does that work? I don't know. I'll be on one side, you're on the other.

It's fine. That's an arachnid. It's eight legs sticking out of a tube. They make tubes. It's like, it's just a straight up tube. Two tubes? Like a thing that you sit in, like a kid on like a high chair

Yeah, and they sit in it and dudes just float down the river fishing Just like sitting in this it sounds like heaven sounds amazing You just piss yourself when you have to go. I love it. It's so nice to piss yourself I gotta get one of those we're gonna do that this weekend. That. They're getting out of the water and that thing must be so funny. Is with the fucking donut around you. I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend. Where do people hide the fish that they are keeping, but they don't want the game warden to see? What about like a tubes have a hidden compartment, hidden, hidden bubble on the tube or something like that. Everyone's like,

Oh, is that a bookcase in the back of your tube? No, I don't know. Just a bunch of immature fish. Yeah. I don't know. It looks out all of a sudden. Just a bunch of immature fish. Yeah. I don't think you're allowed to. I think the consequences are large. When you buy fish from a local fish market, then buy some trout and some nice dark rainbows, and you fucking, maybe some farro or couscous or small grain.

Grain bowl. And some grilled up vegetables and maybe a tzatziki. Ooh, I like the way this is coming together nicely. A little white sauce, tzatziki. How do you feel about asparagus? I like asparagus. Yeah? But I will say I'm not positive that I'm going to go to your house yet.

Come on, bro. You guys have plans. You're moving pretty quick here. Pulling the rug on me on the pod. We're moving really fast. Totally agree while we were texting. And then now all of a sudden, we're planning it out. And you're getting cold feet.

Was it the tube? It was the tube. Felt like it might have been the tube. No, I just got a lot. I got a lot between now and then. Well, you're crashing from your fast. Well, I'm getting a little sleepy. You're gonna come up on Monday for one night, that's it. And then we'll drive on Tuesday.

No, go up Sunday. He can come up Sunday. I can't. Record an emergency pod from up there. Record a bonus app from up there. Just you guys, we're like. On the tube? Oh my, that's heaven.

But I'd say a dinner episode too, maybe. Just you guys were like, oh the tube? Oh, that's heaven. But I'd say a dinner episode two maybe you just set up the most powerful weapon you have Two road mics just facing each other others face or even set up the laptop Record on both of your phones just the clanging you don't even have to say a word Just the utensils hitting the plate would be nice. I'm trying to think of a Wouldn't that be a fucking vibe candle at dinner Francis's place God that sounds nice. I didn't know you're going on Monday. Well, he could go Sunday. I'm gonna be there on Sunday We're gonna drive on Tuesday

God it's I mean I might be able to do that. Yes! I definitely, well, I'm still not saying, I gotta figure that out. That's a commitment. I'll tell you on Monday morning. You're coming. One week from today. But you gotta come up in time in the afternoon

for us to be able to go fishing. Yeah, that's kind of the deal, but that's like the tough part. What do you mean? How long is that train ride? It's like an hour and a half. It's two hours. An hour and a half. Well, it's an hour and a half and I'll get you in Poughkeepsie.

That's an hour and a half. Oh wow, you could stop by New Paltz? Two hours. Take the train from Grand Central to Poughkeepsie. I'll come get you. And then you stop at New Paltz. Oh my god. You go to the...

You're here with me? And then you get... The Alflower Farms, maybe pick something fresh up in New Paltz. An Au Beurre's collection hotel. I have to go... I'm going to Lake Placid directly from the Ryder Cup. Okay, so I don't know what you want me to do about that. How are you gonna get me there?

Right. To Lake Placid. Get him a black car. Will you be driving me? I shan't. Some kind of black car I think would be nice. Why are you going to Lake Placid? To film.

Oh, nice. Very cool. Well, you could leave your stuff with someone who's coming back to the office, right? And lighten your load a little bit. Yeah, true. I don't know, how are you planning to get from? Fly.

Hamden to Lake Placid. Fly. And what does that mean? You're talking like what a real airport to Ithaca yeah, probably is that a fit there's no way that's a flight. What are you talking about? That's gonna be seven legs. No, I'll probably you're gonna have to fly them Chicago Down to Atlanta and then up to fucking if I'll probably go from Boston to somewhere upstate. Wait, how many days is the Ryder Cup? Uber. We had to be there on Tuesday. And then I think it's still Thursday. Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday. When is the dozen final? Thursday. Well, this isn't

live. But so there's going to be people who play in the Ryder Cup all day and then go to the fucking dozen. It's next week. I know. That's when the dozen final is. On what, Friday? It's Friday. I thought it was Thursday. It's next week. I know, that's when the dozen final is. On what, Friday? It's Friday, yeah. I thought it was Thursday. It's Friday? It's gotta be Friday. Because I remember someone was telling me about that.

It's gotta be Friday. Because, but I will say that Friday is our rain day. It is, yeah. So if there's a rain delay on Wednesday or Thursday, and boy oh boy, we've had a lot of rain, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, but like rain, I assume we're gonna or well we're straight up not playing at all in the ranks the cameras I'm assuming I don't

know I don't really work that would make sense well cuz I was gonna say if it like getting we'd have to rain a lot for us to fully not play but I guess if there's cameras involved yeah could be a different situation. I know you like to understand it all. You ever play playing golf in the rain is the worst club you ever lose the club thing fucking just like it's like you've never thrown something that far in your entire life. You got the we get rain gloves though.

They have rain gloves. Those are pretty good. Get them wet. Yeah, they work better when they're wet. Yeah. Those are pretty good. Get them wet. Yeah, they work better when they're wet. Yeah, you gotta activate them. Okay. Little trick.

You still can lose the club very easily. Have you ever considered that some of your stomach issues might be a result of the jewel? Yeah, I have considered that and energy drinks. Uh-huh. Working on both of those. Oh, I started watching this documentary about a cult this weekend.

What's it called? Love Has Won. About the LGBTQ community? Oh no. Classic. It has to be about that. It's about a woman who's they they they she calls herself Mother God. Oh yes yes yes. Does it start with like someone being dead or something like that? She's dead. Yeah she's dead at the start of it. And they keep her around her mummified body. Really? Yeah they keep her wrapped up in the bed. That's crazy. They keep worshipping her because at that point they don't know what else to do. She's totally

brought them in and made them dependent on her. Yeah. But it's pretty amazing. And I'll say that it doesn't seem that hard to dupe people into becoming a part of your cult. No. It really doesn't seem that hard. I mean, you have to be very sexy. You just gotta find the dumbest, like the right dumb people.

And she just did that on the internet. Yeah. And she was creating these really bad kind of fake supplements that people were like drinking as cure-alls for all manner of diseases. She was just making alpha brain for them. They were making them more and more sick, right?

So that is kind of, to me, like what you do with your energy drinks in your jewel. You're like, well, this will help my anxiety and my diarrhea. I think that it'd be so easy for a woman to start, start a cult as opposed to a man. That's what she did. Yeah.

I guess there are more men cult leaders historically, but. We could definitely turn this into a cult pretty easily. You think so? Son of a boy dad, yeah. Yeah, we could. I mean, all you really need is like, like there's, we get a good amount of people that listen every week. We really only need like 10 of them.

We could find 10. But what are we trapping them with? That would be going to throw it all away for the son of a boy dead cult. They're just coming to live here like fight club. Like they're just standing on the porch. Yeah, I think so. And we're like, you're not fucking ready

to be part of the son of a boy dead. Yeah, I think that's what it would be. Fat boy. There's this moment where she, the mother god, she has a boy, she has a couple boyfriends and she calls them like one of them the head guys, father god. And then another one, the one who gets kicked down a rung is father multiverse. And father god is addicted to meth and he's kind of this bad guy his name is Jason and they all hate him yeah he shows up and they're all like lovey dubby and happy and he's like he gets tired of the music they're playing and

he's like let me play some music and he puts on metal oh he's like this is power yeah this is power and, they don't like him and he gets addicted to meth and they leave to get away from him. And then months go by and everything starts getting better or weeks go by and they all start kind of like, and we're happy again. And then he shows up and immediately

she like takes him back in, mother God. And at that point, Father Multiverse has been cozying back up to her and he's in there and Father God walks in, the meth guy, and comes in and immediately starts kissing Mother God and it pans over to Father Multiverse and he's just like, ehh, he's like, okay, I guess I'm just getting cocks again, right in front of my face.

Father God must have the heaviest cock. Yeah, he does, for sure. He must put it down. Yeah. Father God. Father God must be a bed breaker. Happy Father's Day. It's a pretty good doc, I would say.

They try to go to Hawaii at one point, cause they think that's where they need to heal her because she's really dying. And it's because she's drinking like 14 martinis a day and smoking weed around the clock. And they go to Hawaii and they start broadcasting from there and then Mother God announces that she's like the goddess of the volcano,

which is a very sacred being to the Hawaiian people. And as soon as she says that on a live stream, like a hundred Hawaiians show up at their door and they're like, get the fuck out of here. You are not the mother of volcanoes. And they kick them out. They kick them out of town. They leave.

Pretty cool. What is the song? HBO. Free Hawaii, man. Free Hawaii. God, dude, that's my HBO. Free Hawaii, man. Free Hawaii. God, dude, that's my cause. Yeah. Free Hawaii now. That Hawaii independent or independently

operate. The fucking how he's coming to take the hotels, buying up all the beaches. Fucking how he's. I had a friend whose last name was Howie and he played at Arizona State and they played against Hawaii and Football and all the fucking Hawaiians just like came to the like came behind the Arizona State bench And they were just yelling at him like holy

How is like their derogatory term for white people it's like their gringo Yeah, but you worse play sports on Hawaii, in Hawaii, I guess, if you play out of state, do they go to you or do you go to them? Probably half and half. But I do think that they're playing a lot of teams on the West Coast. Oh yeah, but that's still what, a six hour flight? Five and five plus. How many teams, how many people live in Hawaii?

Or on Hawaii, should I say? I don't know. Jesus Christ. My guess is five mil, but that's an absolute guess. That seems high. I'm gonna go with. I don't think it's that high. I'm gonna go with 500K.

I'm gonna go with one and a half. Exactly. Four and a half. Wow, Francis. Francis is very good. So they got a lot of people there. Yeah. Exactly. Wow, Francis Francis. So they got a lot of they got a lot of people there. Yeah. But how many are how these? How over percentage are how these and what percentage are natives? True.

Honolulu is pretty, pretty big city built up. Yeah. I would hate to go to Hawaii and stay in a fucking high rise, though. Yeah. Can't do it. You can't feel the pond though. No. Gotta get out to the salt. You gotta say mahalo to the sun. Commonly asked, can I live in Hawaii on $3,000 a month? AI overview. No. Yeah, it's expensive as hell. Yeah, I feel like $3, thousand a month probably won't get you far in Hawaii poke bowls are like 25 bucks. Is that Rent that's everything. I think that's all you're bringing to the table. Yeah, you can't live most places with that Yeah, people are thinking they're going to get a deal three thousand Yeah, yeah, I was guessing in big cities. No

Delaware you live like a king in Delaware. I'm disappointed in Delaware. Why? I drove through it recently. I just don't, I don't know that it deserves to be a state. You say that about a lot of states, but what would take- Do I? No, no, I say you could. You could, yeah. What state would assume it?

I don't think that, I mean, as a Pennsylvania guy, I don't really wanna snatch up Delaware. Jersey, Jersey could take it. Jersey, that would- It would just be Jersey until you get to Maryland. Maryland also, I think Maryland and Jersey have the top claims to Delaware. Yeah. How long have you lived in New York, Ron?

Like 10 years. 10 years. And then you lived in Pennsylvania for what, 20 years? Yep. 25? Yeah, 25. But I lived in Penn State for a few years, but it's in Pennsylvania. That's still Pennsylvania. But it's like different than living in... In Philly. In the Philly area. Of course, of course. Nothing than living in in Philly in the Philly area of course of course

nothing's gonna replicate Philly. Greatest fucking place on earth. The place you can find Philly is Philly. They should it's weird that Delaware doesn't have like the rest of this peninsula. I know. The whole Delmarva peninsula should be its own thing that That Delaware just cuts it in half, halfway. Every time I list the 50 states, Delaware is one of the ones I forget. Always. Delaware. And New Mexico. You think Delaware is cool because it has no sales tax.

But they just raise their prices of all their goods to make up for that. It's not like you're getting a deal. Great Wild Browns in Delaware. Are there? Yeah. Wow make up for that. It's not like you're getting a deal. Great Wild Browns in Delaware. Are there? Yeah. Wow. What part?

Downtown. You got to go down to Delaware and see what it's really about. I did some really good fishing in Delaware. I'm sick. When did you go down there? I was doing some shows at the port. Oh, that was when you were in Baltimore. You drove up to Delaware for your fishing? Yeah. Where'd you go down there? In some shows at the port. I was in when you're in Baltimore. You went you drove up to Delaware for your fishing Yeah, where were you up Wilmington or slower lower closer to PA?

So Wilmington. Yeah nice Slower lower is where it goes down Fenwick Island. Ooh, we my sister might go to Penn State. I wanted to so bad we are Yeah, if we will be we are well, not yet great fishing by Penn State. Oh my god. That's in the country. Mm-hmm What's that one river? The president's yeah the president's what's it called Trump's River? You don't even know what I'm talking about dude Dude went there for what, how many years did you go there for? Six. Six.

Yeah, Van Wilderd out. Yeah. Did you go there for six years? Yeah. God no. I got two degrees in four years. Snipsnap. Hitting out.

You did not go there for four years. Bro, check my transcripts. You at least were near campus for year five. No way. Yeah. Where were you year for year five. No way. Yeah. Where were you year five? Back in Philly. No. Why would I?

You were at, what's it called? What's that bar? Champs. Champs. You were holding down champs, your premium card. Yeah, my Clankin' fuckin' members only card. You still got your members only card? Yeah, I think so.

I don't know where my wallet is, but... Did you know Ron had a card that would allow him to skip the line at Champs? That's cool. Yeah. It's like a American Express Platinum card. Yeah. Heavy duty. I don't have any cards like that, no. Usually I let my face do it all.

Yeah, it's a face card is the one. It gets tapped on the shoulder. That's why we're waiting in line at Champs. Dumbass. Yeah. Usually I let my face do the talking. Yes, the face card is the one. It gets tapped on the shoulder. That's why we're waiting in line at Champs, dumbass. Yeah. I'll never go there. Yeah, you will. I'd like to. You'll find a way there.

But I'm not going unless I have Rone with his card. I'd say we'll all end up at Champs at least one more time in our life. Oh my god. I mean, once your sister's at Penn State, we're going to be going up there doing shows. We're going to be doing the Bryce Jordan Center. Yeah. My dumb brother and his two podcast co-hosts

this weekend. We're going to do the, uh, the stadium. Beaver Stadium. Yeah. Beaver Stadium. We'll pack that bitch out. Whiteout night. They'll come from miles around to see us cast.

Dude in the round. Rowan, were you in a frat at Penn State? I was not. No, he just hung out with the frat kids. He's cool as fuck. It's pretty cool that he wasn't in a frat. I think that's cooler. You hung out with the hockey team?

No. I thought you were within the hockey frat. No, no. No. You hung out. No, you thought you were. I swear you said you hung out with some sort of sports team. No friends with some sort of team.

Maybe you're thinking of Mike, his freshman year at the hockey dorm was the floor above him. Maybe. Or we were next door to the women's legs. That had to be hell. Women's across house. All those guys who were always walking around in their skates. Yeah.

Definitely walking around. That's like something that would be like a Netflix film. Yeah. It's like the hockey players walking around in full uniform. They're shooting again. Do you guys ever take your skates off? It's all slappers, too. They never practice their wristers.

Coach wants us to go pro this year. All right. They don't make movies like that anymore. No, they don't. All right. I will be in Bridgeton, Delaware, or Bridgeton, New Jersey coming up and pole tavern. I'm gonna be in the Hamptons for a show,

Canoe Place Inn on July 18th. Just one night, one show. If you're out that way, Long Island, whatever, come out, tickets at punchup.live slash Francis Ellis. Okay. All right. That's all.

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