Son of a Boy Dad - Blackberries | Son of a Boy Dad #320

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is July 24th. Hell yes. From HQ3 again.

Would you guys like a Blackberry? See this? Yeah. I better not. Live from HQ3 again. Would you guys like a Blackberry? Seedless? Yeah. I better not. Too many antioxidants. Oh. I'm trying to build up my oxidants. How are they?

Pretty good. I don't fucking think I like Blackberry. It's my favorite jam though. Seedless Blackberry, no preservatives. I'll take some Blackberries. Freshly foraged. How do they pick Blackberries? I know they're not in a bog.

I know that's cranberries. Cranberries are grown in a bog, yep. So I had all these great ingredients. I had bought these because I was planning to do a Blackberry Mojito, where I was gonna- do a blackberry mojito where I was gonna muddle the blackberries with some mint leaves and some sugar. And then I was going to strain that through a strainer.

And then just get a whole bunch of booze in there. A little gin, a little seltzer maybe. You have an alcohol salad. Alcoholic seltzer. And then the mint leaves and the and all that But when Francis gets like a vodka soda, he gets a high noon and pours vodka into it and calls it a vodka soda He puts new answer dammit high noon cause of the bar stool. Where did you get that idea from? It's just funny to think about Yeah, I mean it is the nicest way to do it

To really support the bar so brands. Did you ever make them a heaters? I never got to make them That's just funny to think about. I mean, it is the nicest way to do it, to really support the Barstool brands. Did you ever make them a hit us? I never got to make them. Which is why I still have all these blackberries. And I left my home from upstate today. And I worried that I had all these leftover groceries that I hadn't gotten to.

And so- When are you heading back? Not for a week. I'm renting it this weekend. Really? You're probably making a fucking brick. It's pretty good. Passive income, how much are you making? I can't say. Put it back into the show. Yeah. Help us expand. As Mr. Beast does, every dollar he makes,

renting his upstate. We're just Mr. Beast saying, you're trying to be Mr. Baste, who is Joshua Box manager. You know who Mr. B saying we have to, you're trying to be Mr. Baste, who is Josh D.M.'s, or no, Joshua Block's manager. You know who Mr. Baste is? No. Mr. Baste is the World of T-Shirts manager. Really? The Baste God? Baste God is a whole other guy.

Who would've loved for the World of T-Shirts to be at like three arts? He's like a real manager. He's just shooting a 50 cal at a watermelon. He's at CAA booking his tours. He was getting way better. And then I saw a video of him yelling racial slurs from the foot, like from the step of a motel. Oh yeah. It's a damn shame.

But it's Mr. Based, who's the real villain profiting off of him. He's the instigator. Yeah. He acts like, I look out for this kid. No, you don't, Mr. him. He's the instigator. Yeah. He acts like, I look out for this kid. No, you don't, Mr. Baste. No, you don't. You're actually the worst type of profiteer. Yeah.

The worst. No fucking respect for Mr. Baste. What else could you do with those? I feel like they'd be nice muddled into a yogurt, a Greek yogurt would be nice. I'm big on yogurt right now. You are? Honey?

Oh yeah, nonfat Greek. You should definitely have some probiotics. Oh, I take probiotics every day. Your gut is a mess. I take probiotics, oil of oregano and vitamin D, zinc, and what is the other one? Thorn, L-thorn? L-theanine. No, L-thorn.

L-thorn. No, you're thinking of L-theanine. I'm not, I know what L-theanine is. L-thorn istheanine now Elthorn Elthorn. No, you're thinking about the anean. I'm not I know what Elthean is Elthorn is a Norse God It's the Norse God's wife. I take those I take those like every day the The oil of oregano is the most foo foo thing that I believe in with my whole heart if I'm starting to get sick, I take a oil of oregano and it's like

It's it changes my fucking life and I'm really not even on that foo foo shit You're so if you take it consistently at all. It just helps reduce the acid build up in your stomach That's what Ada McCluskey told me and I'm taking it every day since he told me about it That's damn good because that's like I just have like in that bad indigestion. It's my eating schedule is fucking bullshit but it's it's literally like. You think it's the schedule or the gigantic gallon bag of gummy fucking? The fact that you threw it up and it wasn't even like mixed with your stomach acid shows that you ate it probably laying down.

It was in my. It was just it just sat there because it wasn't like I didn't wake up nauseous. I woke up like, oh, I'm going to throw up right now. And you just emptied out the tank thing kept it going. We what an embarrassing thing to happen I was more like I was embarrassed as I was throwing up. It's funny to think I was like Friday night dead sober I ate too many gummy bears and threw up I had Like that's mortifying. Well, you were probably a little...

No. Smokey the bear. No, dead sober. I know you. Friday night. That's like a 12 year old activity. It literally is. I played too many video games and got sick.

My tummy. I was, it was cause I was stimming. You had a solo sleepover. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was overdosing on... You had a sleepover by yourself. Yeah, exactly. Is what you did.

Yeah, like the parents weren't home. It's like, that's home alone too, when he goes to the hotel room and watches old timey movies and orders like ice cream and cookies. Yeah. You had a re- That's your life.

You had a re- Pretty much. A solo retreat in your own home. Yeah. A fun retreat. In preparation. Do you think I could come over sometime? You can come over today.

Really? Help me pack. All you think I could come over sometime? You can come over today. Really pack. All right, I'll do that. Help him knit the T-shirts. I'm pretty pumped. I was I was like kind of mediocrely pumped because we planned it so last minute. But now it's like kind of planning it last minute rules

because now you're like, I'm going tomorrow. What are you how are you getting there? Flying where I'm flying to Denver and then I'm flying into Wyoming from Denver What part of Wyoming like East? What airport?

Close what airport you go Casper? Oh, yeah Casper. So it's more like the bighorn Area then you guys are running a car you're running the car. Yep, and then you're gonna drive from there. You're gonna drive I Don't want to take this Yeah, they're gonna take they're gonna head west from Casper right there after he rents the Subaru out back. What rivers are you gonna fish? I'm not telling you that.

Why not? Cause they're gonna get swarmed. His honey pots, his honey hole is gonna get R-worded. Yeah, we're not trying to get, you don't wanna give up the spots. I mean, you're all the way out in Western Wyoming, dude. I'm not coming out there. I'm not giving up the spots to you. I'm talking about the people that are listening. I can tell you after the show. Write it down and hand it to me. It's not even I'm not even doing it for myself. I'm doing it for the greater good of the rivers. Will you just kind of give me a general direction? Because you don't want the rivers to get overfished. time you go people will flood there like exactly Wayne's World, too Yeah, I'm going to the same place that I caught that fish that I caught last year. Yeah, the trout that I posted on Instagram. I Think this one I'm going for it again to find a water again. Would you recognize her? Absolutely, he felt her in your hand. Oh, yeah, would you feel the throb? I mean the hope is that it that that fish has doubled in size

And I can go catch it again. That'd be one hungry fish. Yeah. Are you going to be able to keep any of the fish that you catch? Yes. Is it all really? Yeah. We're going to eat fish. Are you? Yeah, because we're going to the spot that we could last time. That's why they're not saying, because they don't want the game warden to pull up and catch that two-inch fish. No, no, no, no, no. No, we're not, we're not, we're, there's, the rivers that we're fishing at, like mostly during the day, we're not going to keep, we're not going to keep any fish from there. It'll be at the end of the day, we're going to go to like creeks and catch brook trout. Brook trout. Yeah. And then you can cook and eat those.

BTs. Are you, how many tents do you guys have? One. Oh, one big one? Yeah. And for four of you? Yeah. You, Nate, Peters, and Bo? No, Nate's not going. You, Peters, and Bo?

Yeah. Bo wanted to get a two and a half. He wanted to use a two and a half person tent that he has for a dog. That's cozy. And we were like, dude, that's insane. So you got a four person. Yeah, well, we haven't gotten it yet.

We gotta get it when we get there. So there's room for one more. That's the only thing that we don't have. You got spot for one more person. Not for you. You're keeping for a four person. Yeah, well we haven't gotten it yet. We gotta get it when we get there. So there's room for one more. That's the only thing that we don't have. You got spot for one more person. Not for you. You're dealing for a four person. You'd need a four and a half person to fit you. Yeah, yeah, one normal size person.

Not like his twink buddies. Not like his thin. Not one fucking Shrek. What are you doing? How are you gonna align it? Are you guys gonna sleep like head to toe? What are you, are you gonna be going to align it? Are you guys going to sleep like head to toe? What are you going to be three? It's freezing. Are you going to be three? They're gonna need body heat. It's gonna be, no, you're gonna be fully in your mummy

sleeping bag. Right. It's gonna be 38 degrees at night. Do you need a gun for this trip? No. I have one. Flying out with a gun? Just buy one when you get there. I probably could. Just trade for one. We were gonna, we were looking at that. You know, what's funny is that actually was part of a conversation that we had.

To get a gun? About going to Montana is, obviously we were talking about, this was last year. We were gonna go to Montana because Montana has got the highest grizzly population in the lower 48. Everyone knows that.

And we were gonna, I was gonna fly to Colorado and buy a gun and then just give it to Beau. I know that you would insist on holding the gun for the whole trip. Absolutely. And then fumbling it. Who doesn't want the gun? Then fumbling it like Fredo and the Godfather when it's time to actually shoot something Who would not want the gun on them all day? Yeah, that would be fucking awesome. You would definitely want it. Bear! Plaxico Burris himself would immediately... Yeah, Cheddar Bob's is like... How much better would you feel fishing if you were walking around all day like in your waiters

and then you just had a gun just like a pistol just strapped to the chest all day just casually? I'm picturing it being just on your finger and you're swimming around like Wyatt Earp the entire time. One time we were hiking in Wyoming, we weren't fishing and we ran into people on the hike and there was a, it was like just like this young couple and a girl had a pistol in like literally like these type of shorts, like athletic shorts just in her waistband. That's a bathing suit though. Yeah, this isn't a bathing suit.

There would be lining if there was a bathing suit. She was wearing a men's bathing suit? Yep, and she had a gun. Damn. You have now worn those shorts the last four episodes. And I'll wear them four more. Do you wash them in between wears? Yeah.

I don't believe it. And wash. And then 18 months from now. They're strictly hand washed shorts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha washed shorts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Take me down to the river. I just use like Dove shampoo. Beat him with reeds. For an hour.

Just has a washboard in the East River, in the Hudson. I use Method body wash. Ha ha. You gotta hand wash him. I like your fleece though, that's nice. It's cozy. It's hot as fuck. Yeah, but the other alternative is showing off your butt. What are you? Oh, it's that's why you went to Wyoming cuz you wanted somewhere cold enough to wear long sleeves

No, I was pitching all different. I was saying we should just go to New York Yeah, we could all what if we all met up in New Paltz that'd be so nice at your spot at the Poconos My spot? Your land. I never bought the land. I got talked out of buying the land. Dumbass. I was so excited to buy that land.

Did you know about this? I think was this before your time? Rowan got offered like, he got offered like a hundred acres of land for like 10k. And then I think we like got a survey. He turned it down. And it was all, it was on like the side of a rock it was on a little bit of a hill yeah there was a little bit of a slope I was like we can't work with it was like a girl it was like this old man in a bar who like pitched it to my friend who was up there

and the bartender was like Randy you, you're not pitching that land. She was like so tired of it because he must have pitched every like Philadelphia shoe be that came into that shitty ass bar that they were at. I got to get some land. Land is the first thing I want. Yeah. A hundred acres anywhere. Land is like Bitcoin, right? It's the only resource that's never going to replenish more than what it is already in stock. I don't know. Land is just like Bitcoin. I would love a good thing land. John Adams famously believed that having land was the ultimate currency and resource. I mean, yeah, I don't see how it isn't.

Having like something you own. this is my cut of America. I think that as the world kind of continues to fall apart at the seams, right? We have more and more horrific disasters. Is that happening? Yeah, it seems like those things are happening more frequently these days. You know, catastrophic weather events.

I don't know, bro. Noah's Ark seemed gnarly. True. Noah's Ark was as bad as it gets. And Moses with the flood, like seems like weather shit's been happening. Look, if you believe in Noah's Ark, then I guess every single animal on earth is the product of incest.

It is, that's like a great, do people use that as an excuse against global warming? I don't, they should, I'm sure here's the playbook and that on that round thing the round interviews Have you around it one? Yeah, I watched all of it. Did you watch the new you watch the new one? Yeah, I only saw clips. I just saw the clip of that dude with the mustache like in the hat He's what kind of immigrants are we talking about? Yeah, I was like what? He's from Iran. So you're saying that if we keep on having natural disasters that you're going to need some land.

Well, I mean, you know, it's going to be like, in theory, the projections, depending on what you believe, are that like Bangladesh is going to be underwater. India, huge parts of India, which is going to displace all these people. Hasn't the shoreline already gone up like a lot in India? The rising sea level. So if that happens, where are those people going to go? I'll tell you where they're going to go. Maine.

Which is why I'm buying hundreds and hundreds of acres of woods up in northern Maine so that I can sell them to the Indian families or the government desperate for sanctuary. It's not a bad idea. But I'm the Bangladeshis are gonna, and you're gonna drive out the price for those. You're kind of see that acre over there, 10 billion rupees. And like that dude that bought up all the hand sanitizer during COVID.

Yeah, exactly. Just trying to sell it and just no one bought it. The Martin Shkreli of displaced Indian families. You actually should set up some kind of transportation direct to Maine now. So for when that happens, you have the infrastructure to bring them all right to Maine. I like that.

Yeah. Because if they wind up going to just another close country. I'm funding the only Katmandu Portland Direct. Yeah. Sure. It is the longest nonstop flight in the world. Nonstop, like the bread. Yeah.

We do make a nonstop. Quick nonstop. You guys ready for EWC next week? I'm pretty excited about it. I think it's this week. What's EWC? Gaming. Oh, is it? Lacey's gonna be there.

Yeah, it's the World Cup, Esports World Cup. It's in Saudi Arabia. Stayward, Stayward and Aldo's gonna be there. Wow. It's in Saudi Arabia. Is it? Yeah. Interesting. The Mecca.

The Mecca of gaming. I gotta get out to Saudi. ASAP. The Saudi money, you know they have such good money. Oh man, I was reading some comments this weekend about my gaming skills that just really made me put pedal to the metal this weekend. I think, I'm curious, Why do you think you're good?

At Call of Duty? Video games. Because I know I am. How many times do you need to be shown that you're not? I'm not good at Madden. Or Halo. I don't know. I mean, I'm not good at Halo because I don't play Halo.

I think if I played Halo consistently, I would get good at it. I'm good at Call of Duty because I play it all the time. You would be sick if you knew how many hours I had in Call of Duty. I think my experiences playing video games against you have made me realize that video games somehow are a sport that requires athletic skill because it's the only explanation for why I continue to beat you. Is he good at it? That is funny. I mean, think of how good you'd be a Call of Duty

if you put in the amount of hours that he puts into Call of Duty. Wouldn't be on this fucking show. That's for god damn sure. Yeah, you'd be making less. Saudi Arabia. You'd be at the Green Wall. Doing private demonstrations.

Yeah, you'd be in Saudi Arabia making less money. You'd be praying at the Green Wall. What's his name? MOC? Mercury? Mohammed bin Salman? MBS? The Crown Prince? He may be the King now.

Is the King of Saudi Arabia dead? And has he been replaced by? Marques Valdez Gatling? MBS? Can we look that up? MB is the King of Saudi Arabia? I think there's a current one that is sent off to the throne in 2015. Okay, so that's not MBS, can we look that up? MB is the king of Saudi Arabia.

Okay, so that's not MBS. So MBS is the crown prince of the Saudi kingdom, right? And he's the one that's pulling all the strings. Yeah. Go ahead. The original ruler of Saudi Arabia, the guy who created the kingdom of Saudi Arabia was this guy named Ibn Saud. Okay, and he conquered whatever disparate tribes

of Bedouins and people were in the area on horseback. Came in, said this is now a country, whatever. I don't know when it was. Must've been like, I don't know, maybe 1930s, 20s. So he probably had one gun, just did it all by hand. This dude had 55 sons. It's a shit ton. With like 15 or 20 wives.

Yeah. So the- It's easy to be like religiously devout when your religion is like, yeah, you have- Like everybody? Yeah. I actually love my religion. Yeah, fuck everybody.

I'll give anything for my religion. Yeah. Fuck everybody. Fuck my religion. You got 20 wives. The succession of the Saudi throne has passed laterally from his sons to other sons for the entirety since he was the king, right? So it went to his son, and then it went from that guy to one of his brothers, and then it went to like a half brother, so on and so forth. They are running out of original sons

of Ibn Saud. So they're spawning new ones. The next ruler, it is presumed for the first time, I believe in the history of Saudi Arabia, will pass vertically down to one of the grandsons. It's going to be the first time that there's a non-son of the original ruler, Ibn Saud. Why doesn't he just try to fuck one more time? He's dead. They could figure it out. They got unlimited money. Get a shred of a sperm and cryogenically.

Scrape some bone marrow off of him and create a child. Yeah, yeah. But MBS is the guy who orchestrated the killing in the consulate in Turkey of the fucking Washington Post op-ed columnist. Oh, I see. Jamal Khashoggi. Yeah. Khashoggi.

He basically, do you know that story? Yeah, of course. He sent two private jets of hit men Jamal Khashoggi. Khashoggi. He basically, do you know that story? Yeah, of course. He sent two private jets of hitmen in the middle of the fucking night to Istanbul because this guy had been writing these columns speaking out against the Saudi royal family. And he sent them and the guy went in to get his passport renewed in the embassy in Istanbul. And then they went in after he went in, killed him and cut his head off. And then cut his arms off, dismembered him, fucking threw him away, I think,

or dissolved him in a vats of acid. And then they got on private jets and flew home. Two planes of hitmen? Yeah. Did he set them off like the movie Rat Race and they all like sprinted after him or did they all work in concert with one another? They were all working together. Really?

Yeah. That's so many hitmen. He did this and everyone knew that he had done this. There was a guy, a journalist that was writing for the Washington Post, one of our most highly circulated newspapers. Yeah, if you're a lib. I mean, just by circulation alone, I actually think,

I think it's bigger than like New York Times and it may be bigger than Wall Street Journal. I don't know. I have no idea. Anyway, he, Bezos owns it now. Yeah. WAPO. Jeff.

And he's blocking articles. Yeah. So he, anyway. SoAPO. Jeff. And he's blocking articles. Yeah. So he, anyway, they killed him. And we were not happy about it. But we ended up not doing anything about it. Yeah. Because having a strategic alliance with Saudi Arabia is more important than protecting

the free speech of journalists. Of Americans. Yeah. So anyway, that's what happened. That is good-ass fucking lore. God damn. It was nice to learn something. Well, fuck the EWC. I'll say it. I'm out. What about the live golf? Fuck live golf too. You love free speech? I love free speech. I love free speech too. One of the guys who was on that surrounded thing was

like, he's like, I don't even think the first amendment should be extended to blasphemy. So basically like you, free speech exists unless you're like, oh my God, then you can be arrested. Then you're arrested. Yeah, that's a little bit of a, that might be hard to crack down on. He's like, I'm a fascist.

I don't care if you call me a Hitler, I'm a Catholic, or I don't care if you call me a Nazi, I'm a Catholic or I don't care if you call me a Nazi. I'm a Catholic. Yeah, it doesn't really. A crazy line of logic. Doesn't really make sense. This shit was so fucking funny. Those are intoxicating. Those are like our modern day Jerry Springer.

Yeah, I mean, it's just rage bait. You know how Oprah had on like, like the Black Panthers against the KKK one episode. And she was like, I didn't know it was gonna be so explosive. No, I didn't know that. That's insane. Yeah, it was like mid-90s programming. Geraldo Rivera used to have that on too.

And he had his nose broken live on TV once. No, he punched someone. Geraldo did? Yes, he punched someone in the streets. I think called him a Jew or something like that. No, Geraldo had his own nose broken on TV. But he might have also punched someone. I bet that's true.

Could have gotten a couple swings in. I think that Geraldo was just brawling. Geraldo. You know what I watched for the first time the other day was the video footage of Biz's big fight. Oh, it's crazy. Yeah, it's insane. He's backing up as fast as he can.

That's such a sick line when And he was like, took some gave the coolest dude that works at Boston. Even like Gilly and Wallow, like he kind of has them watched. I was watching the video cause they, it was like a clip of it came up on my YouTube. It was like a clip from, uh, spitting chiclets. And I watched the video and it was like the way that he just like the video is cool and then the way that he describes it and then like the way that he just talks about it is hilarious and you're like I would have like right

he's living in a Jason Statham movie. I don't have to like sit down and come up with that story for like four hours. It's literally like a John Wick plot. Yeah. I didn't know that those dudes were like, they were getting into it before too. They were just going around different places, beating people up. This happens on Geraldo's show.

It's a race battle. He had like crazy people on. Oh, so they've been doing this forever. And then this happens. show, this guy, it's a race battle. He had like crazy people on and. Oh, so they've been doing this forever. And then this happens. And then the black guy just starts choking a white guy and the guy comes over the top and froze. There's literally a race ride on the show on live TV. Yeah. Or or taped. I don't know.

Imagine being the producer of this show as a race war race out. You're like, no, you're like, I'm fucking rich. Is it going to be a clip forever? That's exactly what the producer of Geraldo Rivera wanted to happen when they booked KKK. That's true. They just had dollar sign eyes. And then I guess Geraldo's trying to break it up.

But you'll see there's a shot coming up where he, his nose is streaming blood. Yeah, right here. That's him. Because he punched a black guy. He was like, this is my chance to get a shot in. I mean, his nose is like streaming blood. Yeah, right here. That's him. Because he punched a black guy. He was like, this is my chance to get a shot in. Geraldo gets absolutely clocked.

This is a completely unrelated. Do you know who the guy Queen's Flip is? He's a guy who's on Joe Budden's show. He's just like a popular YouTuber who's from Queens. It's like, he used to do a bunch of stuff with battle rap one time he was doing a live stream and the two people who are live streaming started fighting and He's acting like he's breaking up the fight and then like just starts like getting shots You know when the guys and then goes back to breaking it up

But he just knows it's chaos and just takes a chance to start punching people. It's such a fucking funny move That's where that's actually how I got to the video that I think about it is from the video of the old NHL player fighting that dude on the golf course. Oh yeah, of course. Bang, bang, bang. Bang. Bang.

Like Mike Green. Oh, it's hilarious. I told you to hurry up. Get the hell out of here. We're not shaking your hands. And then that dude. No, there'll be no shaking your hands. That dude hell out of here. We're not shaking your hands. And then that no there'll be no shaking your hands that you put out an apology the the dude who got the shit kicked out of them. We were being assholes. That's gonna suck. Why? Why do you need

to put out an apology? It's just a regular person. Because everyone hates you. So what to fucking go back into your. Why does everyone hate him though? What do you even, like he got in hand? Because everyone hates people who play slowly on golf courses. Yeah, that makes sense.

Period. Everybody hates those people. And even people who play slowly think that they don't play slowly and get annoyed at other people that play slowly. And certainly the concept of playing slowly. And so they got, that's why the guy beat the shit out of someone cause they played slowly.

Well, cause he tried to pass. Those two guys who were ahead of them that got beaten up were shit face drunk and were taking forever to keep going. And so they're like, can we play through? I think the guys behind them were trying to play quickly. He said that they got to like the third hole they'd been playing for like over an hour and they just got to the third I think it was like the third hole and he said that there was it was backed up like a lot

and he said he was gonna go say something so he said he drove his card up there was like a line of cards waiting to see off and he drove his card up and he was like we got to move it on guys we gotta speed this up and then immediately that dude was like I'm gonna fucking kill you. Really? No. Yeah. Is that right? Yes.

He said that immediately when he pulled up, the dude was smacked, was like barrel fisting his chest. It seemed like this had been a growing problem, at least from the clips that I've seen. I watched the full interview with the dude that got in the fight. You thought it was staged? I don't know Yeah, that is true

That is true, I like this I Can see it being staged own owns got the good conspiracy really don't see him getting hurt at all And there's no blood anywhere and that dude that's hitting him is like 500 pounds of steel. The undertaker is just out on the golf course. I don't know. I don't know that guy. I don't know. I'm assuming he was in the NHL.

Yeah, he was an enforcer. Was he a problem on the ice? I don't know. Tarnaski, right? If he was an enforcer, he definitely was a problem. But I mean, I guess Bislochi was an enforcer too. I mean, what was he, the biggest guy on the ice by a mile? It's like, built like an old lineman.

Maybe the brother just got a little bit chunky after he quit the league. Isn't it Nick Tarnaski? I don't know who it was. Hockey guys just having fighting in their back pocket, but it's like honorable fighting for the most part is such a nice trump card. Yeah.

The way that Bizz was describing it to us was like, it's like they don't even want to have to bring out the tools, but sometimes they got to. Yeah, that's what all fighters say. These are actually lethal weapons. He played for Tampa Bay Lightning, Nashville Predators, and the Florida Panthers. It's a tough life, having to fight, fight for your boys. I know Biz talks about it being

depressing. Man, when I listen to him talk about it, it's, I had a long conversation with him about it at the Ryder Cup. And I was like, he didn't want to do it. But he was like- That was his only way into the end of jail though. You spend your entire life pursuing this dream and they give you that that is as your only option, what are you supposed to do? Yeah. And he talked about the nerves of going in the night before

knowing you're gonna have to fight, knowing you're gonna have to fight a guy who's way bigger and better at fighting than you are. Well, the craziest one that He talked about is the minor leagues is when he said that you would he would Get he was because he was still fighting in the minor league So he said that he would go fight and then they would just get on a bus and they'd have a game the next Day and you'd be like you got to go fight again

Yeah, and he said he'd be like getting on the bus like heads ringing. I mean just got in a fucking fistfight Yeah, and they'll fight another dude. Like, every day. That sucks so bad. Imagine going to bed every night being like, I gotta beat this shit out of... I gotta try to beat this shit out of this random guy tomorrow. Fighting on skates makes it so much funnier. That's like having like a karate match on a tightrope. Yeah. It's like, and now his career is now his career is being on a fun podcast,

sitting at home, talking to his buddies, and then occasionally going into putting a suit on and being one of the most celebrated analysts in the NHL. It's very much to me, it's like taking a bull that's being ridden by rodeo cowboys and having spurs dug into his side for 15 years and then after a while being like okay now we're gonna just put you out in a nice pasture and by the way you can just fuck all of those female cows and you're gonna just be a mating guy from now on. But every now and then when the Irish travelers come around he's gotta be that fucking yeah

What did they call themselves? Irish travelers is that there was other name yeah, that's like a Yeah, it's like it's like gypsies, or I don't know if you can even say that word, but like There would have con man in Texas. They just go around fighting people. No, they do bad stuff. They break laws. Well, I think fist fighting in a restaurant is pretty. Hold on, I'll look it up. All right, can we talk about Kraken?

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Can't wait. What are Irish travelers and why do they have such a bad r- I never even heard of them before this and then everything I see is like this is the only group you can be racist towards. Is the Irish travelers? They're so bad. Oh, you're the only group you can be racist. I thought you meant like- Oh, they're also known as Tinkers or Pavies. And they're an indigenous nomadic ethnic group with origins in Ireland.

They have a distinct culture, language and traditions and have lived as a separate group for centuries, often on the fringes of mainstream Irish society. While traditionally nomadic, many now live in houses or caravans on designated sites. So maybe it was just this particular group, but I know that- There's like a group in Texas. There's maybe even a community of them in Texas

or something like that. This guy was, these guys that attacked biz, they were criminals. Yeah, they were tankers. They were Tinker Tailor Soldier Spies. Isn't that what they were called? Tinkers. Tinkers? I don't know.

Wasn't that one of the names for them? Yes, it was. Was it? That was one of the two names you said. And that's probably like a heavy slur. Yeah, but I thought you said we were allowed to be racist. Yeah, well if a Japanese person says Tinkers, don't open their ass. Povies.

Hey there, Tinkers. Hey, we're all real fucking tankers. Come quick. There's a couple tankers in the lobby. It's really just them trying to say thinkers. tankers in the lobby. I could intellectual group. We're all tankers. There's a misunderstood group of geniuses. Who have like shitty accents.

They're clearly idiots. Just trying to spread the good word. Can't stop getting in fights. They're so misunderstood. We're all tankers. We're trying to tell you guys, we're trying to tell you guys the reason behind global warming. We found the cure.

We figured out space time travel. We're big to tell you guys the reason behind global warming. We found the cure. We figured out space time travel. We're big tankers. Oh, these are those punk ass Irish guys. Kill them. We need our enforcer to fight you guys. OK, tankers. Fucking column, what's column been up to? Column?

Oh, it's the fucking ESPYs, bro. We haven't talked about the ESPYs. No, let's talk about the ESPYs. Congratulations on your big writing gig. Yeah, I got to write for the ESPYs. That was cool. Shout out to Shane. Big ups to Harry for getting his jokes into the ESPYs monologue. Well, his one joke where you were like,

no, Matt's wife should be black. I was like, how did he write that? That was so fucking good. Yeah, that was very funny. It was pretty cool. The credits were pretty cool. I didn't, no one expected that. And we were like, I mean, like the third credit.

It was like Shane Gillis, producers. And then you, Sarah Tiana Lev Fair Lev Gardini they spelled my name with two L's. Sean? Sean yeah. Hmm. Some classic jokes don't tell us which ones were in there I want to I want to think they were all yours but I also know that I know I know it's a successful ass monologue because I saw both Peter Rosenberg and like people on like who are pretty left and then like Nick Fuentes people who are pretty far right All being like that sucked. Yeah, it was like it was it was panned by the extremes of both sides and I fucking Uproariously laughed at it. Oh, yeah, it insane to, like, it's another thing that you're like,

I didn't realize the chain was that big, is when you, like, while he was doing the monologue, the jokes were at like 50,000 likes on Twitter. Yeah. Like, people were clipping it out and posting it immediately. Yeah. And it was like already going viral.

On like, accounts that just have like, Drewski clips and like. Yeah, yeah. I got to make an account like that? Yeah. That's passive income. Comedy, comedy, sass, like comedy hub? Yeah.

Something like that? Sass clips. Sass clips. No, I'm talking about, I'm just going to start clipping up Shane's clips and making money off of them. You guys have misunderstood me. No, I got exactly what you're talking about.

I'm not putting out my own clips. Get in line. I've been scalping his tickets for the last three years. No, I got it. I'm not putting out my own clips. Get in line, I've been scalping his tickets for the last three years. Everyone's gotta eat. Everyone's gotta eat. How did the process work of you guys? How did that come to be?

Shane texted us when he got, when they sent him, when he found out he was hosting and then he just said, I need jokes for this. So we just wrote, me, Gardini and Lev wrote, wrote a ton of jokes, wrote like 10 pages of jokes and then we like cut it down. Size eight font too, right? Oh yeah.

Really tiny jokes. Single line. Were there any that you guys wrote that you really loved that did not get into the show that you were in? Well, there's obviously like, there's a shit ton that we wrote that didn't get in because... Was there one favorite of yours? One that you want to tell right now that you thought was really good? I sent the ones that I liked to PFT, but the fucking, that Zach guy kind of butchered the...

one of them. What happened? Bad. He made you look bad? Well, he didn't... I don't think he had read them before so he's reading them for the first time Like it was a fucking sass Zach beef. No, there's zero beef at all. It's very funny. Shit, bro I just meant that he said he was your joke. He said the last bro. You do not want to fuck with Zach Oh, yeah, you said a like no I sent it wrong

It's angel respoke out online against the WNBA after a bad call from officials. Bold move considering she could face up to 25 pushups and fines. That's good. Yeah. Nice. I thought the... That is funny. There was just a lot of shit that you couldn't say because it's ABC.

So... Right. You were trying to call Carl Anthony Towns the F slur. Of course. And I was like, couldn't say, because it's ABC. Right, you were trying to call Carl Anthony Towns the F slur. Of course. And I was like, whoa, that's too much. I got a joke ready for this one. I think, I'm not sure if I'm gonna get my wording right,

but there was a rumor that Angel Reese's rivalry with Caitlin Clark had gotten so bad that she decided to go the route of Gilbert Arenas. And before the All-Star game, she put the guns out on the floor of the locker room, but she called them Reese's Pieces. Fuck yes. Yeah, that's funny. Not bad, right?

If you can work, make them into like strap on dildos, I feel like that would really take it to another level. Yeah, Reeseeses Pieces. I had a, we had one that was funny. It was, it was like the WNBA is in 2k this year, but don't worry, you can turn it off in settings. Or you can disable it in settings. Oh my God. And that's what people's like main beef on both sides was had jokes about the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had a bunch of shit on like on Shador. Uh, we had a ton of jokes.

I mean, they were all, they're all funny jokes. It's just, you don't really get to choose. Like, it's like, we just sang Shane the document. No, actually, I can't think. What if Shador was Hodor's black cousin, short for shut the door instead of hold the door. Shador! I wanted to do something about, we never came up with anything, but there was something

about Shador Sanders got, he got like pulled over twice for speeding. And he got like, it was like, I read some ESPN article about it. It was like he racked up like $289 in speeding tickets. But I wanted to do something about him having to hit up Travis Hunter to pay it off. But we never figured anything out. Poor Travis Hunter, dude. Well it is funny because Travis Hunter's contract is like $75 million. Well it's about to be half that why what's happening oh he's his girlfriend's already or his

wife who he just married without a pre-nup is already like crying on Instagram really yeah she's about to fucking that's fucked he'll be fine he'll make so much more money yeah he's gonna make us a fucking ton of money it sucks though damn so you were in tires and you wrote jokes for Shane for the SBs. Helped. You guys are basically fueling his career right now. Well look it, you chose children.

You made your choice. He's gonna rim for that. Yeah, I have my fucking. You made your two beds and now they have to lie in them while you change their diapers. Meanwhile, Harry and I are going to continue to forge our careers. I was headed that direction, I got out of it. What do you want me to say?

I'm dedicated to my future. Now there's George from Tires on the Hollywood Walk of Fame star. Son of a bitch. What have I done? Yeah, I won't lie. I was pretty fired up about the credits. The two L's, people were like, sass, it's gotta be so mad. I was like, dude, I didn't give a fuck.

You call me whatever. I know, Siri, you call me Henry Settle. I don't give a shit. You should just go by that from now on. I know, who else? Henry Sattel. Yeah. Ad and hell.

Yeah, you manager. Blue Settle. Ad and hell. It's the opposite. That's what you should go by. That's honestly how you're most known by most people. That's how your name's been seen the most is Harry Sattel. You might as well just start going by it.

I don't know. I don't know if that many people know. I didn't know. I don't know if that many people know. I didn't really tell anybody. I just told you guys. Yeah. And my parents, of course. That you were writing the jokes? Yeah.

Well, I told my parents. As you should. They went right to the graveyard. I told Dave. You told Dave? Yeah. Smart. Oh, he's pissed.

He's furious. Yeah. You should have kicked it up. How much did you pay Dave of what you made? It's pissed. He's furious. Yeah, you should have kicked it up. How much did you pay Dave of what you made? Everything. Obviously, you obviously have to kick out to the boss, man. Yeah, got the check from ESPN. And I said, can you guys rewrite this to Barstool? And that's probably what made them sick

that Dave's actually getting paid by ESPN this whole time. You were the Trojan horse. They sent in Harry Sattel under a fucking pseudonym in disguise. We know Harry Sattel, it's got to be a different guy. Yeah, there's actually a plan between me and Dave all along. Since the beginning, since five years ago, I got hired. If you rearrange the letters of Harry Sattel it actually forms the name I am Lord Portnoy. Yeah, really? That's a tar marvalo. You've read Harry. Did you read Harry Potter? Tom Marvolo

I am I am it was an anagram of I am Lord Voldemort and I don't know how we never saw that coming That's so that's so good thinking of the an, especially because she had the fucking pace to drop it. It's like four books in. She was flying. She fucking, I don't care what she thinks about trans people, that's awesome. I don't know how she's run out of napkins. Let me get the club.

You know she started writing the first one on napkins, right? That's such bullshit, not true. It's true. It's gotta be. Every time I've seen something, like in every movie, when they're trying to describe like a writer, they're always like writing on napkin. It's like, dude, who's writing on, have you ever tried to write on a napkin?

It rips immediately. Yeah, I know. It's impossibly hard. Trust me, I have written my phone number so many times, cute girls at fucking coffee houses. And I just give up because the pen I'm so excited about it It would literally be better taking like a plastic butter knife and carving the beginning of Harry Potter into this table Then then then writing it on a napkin a little bit of an exaggeration

What kind of napkins are we talking about every time I've tried to write on an app again? Especially if she's not going through, if she's writing dialogue. Yeah. Flowery descriptions of Hermione Granger's hair. Doesn't make sense. Poor establishments have the worst napkins. Yeah. You have to go somewhere, I mean, country clubs,

they don't even have a paper napkin. It's like that scene from Men in Black where they're taking the test and all the smart people around him keep puncturing the test because they're taking it and they're writing it on their knees and stuff. And he finally gets up and pulls the table over. Oh, the table, yes.

And it's very loud and very long, but ultimately. Does it screech? Yeah, it's just like, that's literally was it. Have you not seen men in black no I have I've seen the first one that's what you're talking about I don't remember though having on diving on blu-ray and DVD HD DVD yep I remember HD DVD like it was fucking yesterday motherfuckers are not blind blu-ray these days I know it's a shame blu-ray went under I miss it like it was my fucking whoever whoever came up with this are not blind Blu-ray these days. I know. It's a shame Blu-ray went under. I miss it like it was my fucking...

Whoever came up with this is probably rich as hell. Blu-ray? Yeah. I would assume so. Ray. Ray. From the Blu-man group? I was on that. I was about to make exactly that joke. Guys, I got this crazy idea.

Exactly that joke. Guys, I got this crazy idea. You're gonna love it. Yeah, but we just don't want to name it after you. Yeah, I just don't understand why it has to have blue in the title. Guys, I'm doing this for us. Fine, just Ray. Lose the blue. Nah. He was just super depressed. Ray lose the blue. No.

He was just super depressed. What are you munching at Francis some Oreos? Say a week old open Oreos. Oreos don't go bad. Deep down you are more of a trash panda than sass is. Absolutely. But you just suppress it. It's been known. He just doesn't like to touch on it.

Because when I threw up from the Jolly Ranchers, I was thinking about Francis throwing up from his red meat. And then I was like, I'm trying to think of which one's worse. I threw up from- I think throwing up red meat's worse. I threw up from a Trienta peach iced tea from Starbucks one time.

Really? I went straight to a bath, I like chugged it like 30 ounces and I just went straight to a toilet and exorcism vomited., so well dude throwing up is Genuinely, I think the worst thing that can happen sober for some reason when you're drunk. It's fine So when you're drunk throwing up is like you're like, I'll be right back Drunk is like jerking off hungover. Oh, yeah, it's the easiest thing in the world Drunk is like jerking off hungover. Oh yeah.

It's the easiest thing in the world. Just, ugh. And back. It just comes out. Dude, throwing up sober, like in between pukes, you're looking in the mirror, you're like crying. Yeah. Like.

I don't know if I'm ever gonna get back from this. Me on all fours, or like your forearms on the ground with your ass in the air next to a toilet. And it's like it's your your your your yelling. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I go, huh? It's all God Your face on a cold floor, it's actually I'm starting to come up with some with a little bit of a Theory because I've haven't Thrown up. So now I've thrown up twice since I stopped drinking and previous to that I had only ever thrown up what once sober. Mm-hmm

And now I'm throwing up and so I'm wondering maybe like outside of like when I was like very young but like now I'm wondering maybe when you're drinking and you're throwing up all the time maybe you're like expelling sickness. Maybe you're getting ahead of the throw up, the sick throw up. So you should start drinking again? Like why would you have why would you have a build up of indigestion if you're just puking from drinking. That doesn't happen. It's not indigestion that causes it. That's what caused my throw up this week, is a sickness known as indigestion. But like, isn't that a good, like, if you think about it,

like, I'm not, I'm not. Yeah, yeah. Like think about this, like say. Oh no, I've got indigestion. Say. From the 700 Life Saver gummies I ate. All right, picture this, picture this. Say we go out, us three go out, right?

We go to a nice dinner, we go to Fort Charles, we get the steak, right? We get, I'm just drinking Diet Cokes and I'm eating the steak and I'm having the burger. I'm probably gonna have a little bit of the cake at the end, right? And you guys eat the steak, you guys love the steak. Of course. Love it.

Of course. You're hounding the steak. We're eating the burger, but okay, sure. And the French dip, but okay. We get two burgers so we don't have to cut them in fours. Yeah, which is insane that we do that. But we'll get the two burgers and we'll cut them in fours. What do you mean we do it? We did it one time.

It was like, happy birthday, Harry. Little, little corner of a burger. You know what? Please remind me. As I recall, you didn't even want to get the fucking burger. And I made you get the burger. I said we're getting the burger and you're like, I don't want a burger. I'm totally kidding. I don't want the burger. I'm totally joking. You're not. It's not kidding. It's lying.

No, it's a joke. The burger was phenomenal and it honestly was big enough for all of us. And you didn't want it, right? No, I didn't want it. I wanted the steak. You wanted the steak and I said we got to get the burger. But back to my original point. You have your little slider. So we eat the steak. You guys get shit-faced. Oh, I don't think we did. No, we're not. This is hypothetical. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys get shit-faced. Oh, I don't think we did. No, we're not. This is hypothetical. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys get shit-faced. I'm sober. Okay.

Say we find out, like maybe it turns out, we don't know this yet, but it turns out the steak was a little bit bad. Right? It had been a little bit too aged. Not 4 Charles, bro. I know. Make it somewhere realistic. This is crazy coming from 4 Charles, but this is what happened. You guys get shit-faced, you puke up the steak. No food poisoning. Me? I'm out for a week. Out of commission. Sick as a dog. So you're saying that alcohol, the sickness, was actually the cure the entire time. Exactly. Which is why I'm gonna start drinking again today. Just so you can hopefully throw up any bacteria

that hits your gut. Also the alcohol probably kills off some of the bad enzymes in your stomach. Yeah, the enzymes. Right? Yeah. Think about the enzymes. You taking probiotics, Francis?

No, I just forget to. I would, I know I should. Align. Yeah? Yeah, number one doctor recommended, but they all say that I like the the yogurts that have them in it Yeah, I have some like yogurts that came in a like freezing box or something like that Like these expensive ass yogurt to my pretty sure all yogurt has probiotics in it this shit is fucking I don't know has great marketing if nothing else I don't think gogurt has probiotics in it. This shit is fucking, I don't know about that. It has great marketing if nothing else. I don't think Gogurt has probiotics in it.

That's why I said Greek. I don't think my flips. Yeah, no, I think your Chobani flips probably do have probiotics. Dude, I almost bought at the Latin grocery store the Oreo top of the yogurt. You know what I'm talking about? Yes. What yogurt, what I'm talking about? Yes.

What yogurt is, what's that called again? The Chobani Flip. No, no, it's not Chobani, it's like Danin. I think it was Danin. Or Yo Play. Oh, you're talking about the one that it sits on top and then you got it, it doesn't flip. There's no flip.

The flip is the proprietary thing. It's the original flip, it's the original flip. But you have to peel the tin foil off. And it's already chugged. I believe you're describing a yogurt, a barfait? Oh boy, dude, oh no. You it's already chugging. I believe you're describing a yogurt, a barfé. Oh, boy. Dude, oh, no.

You're up. You're up. Here we go again. Next fan out. What is happening here? Stuttering over my words. You've been eating a lot of pussy lately? I don't even know what that would mean.

He's just curious. My tongue is tired from all the alphabets I spell on her vulva. That's amazing. OK. Well. Fuck yes. Any other thoughts? I'm going to be in Wyoming this week, so I'm going to be off the grid. Don't try and reach me. Don't try and find me. All right. I'm going to find you. You ever have a teacher like that?

Or I don't know. I don't know if you guys would have. Did you guys have a teacher where it would be like She'd be like laptop closes at 5 p.m. For me, and I'll be like well We're doing homework all night and I have questions Why can't you answer those questions and they'd be like laptop closes at 5 homework is such a fucking scam I know were you the kid who really would be in the middle of a homework assignment and reach out to the teacher for clarification all the time. That's weird.

Because I would do the wrong assignments constantly. Yeah, but I would go to the smartest kid in the class and be like, hey, can you remind me? Well, I was the smartest kid in the class. So you had to know for the other kids. I had no help. Who reached out. Yeah.

You had to pass it down the chain when school gets closed, and you just have to call the next family. Rode, you're doing rone.com on Wednesday? Yeah. What time? First thing in the morning, 9am. 9am.

You're gonna come through? You're gonna be two hours ahead of me? No, I'm just thinking, I was wondering if I could send some mid trip updates, send some pictures of some fish, but I think we'll be just starting oh For ron.com we deadass should make there like I came I saw I fished Wyoming 2025 shirts. I know We'll get them. What do you think they should look like? What's the design be on the front like a big-ass mountain range or like what is like a Wyoming flag? What's their state flag? It's gotta be like Colorado's.

It's in Colorado's just like a big circle with a C. No, it's the sun, yellow, red, blue. Oh, is there a cowboy on it? On the Wyoming one? Oh, a fat buffalo, yeah, that's sick. That is so cool. That is cool. That's so racist.

Oh, that's awesome, That's an awesome flag. So fucking racist. I'll be in Phoenix, Boston, Philadelphia, San Diego. Helium. Boston. This fall. I'll be honest with you, the December Boston shows are really selling quickly.

Boston's the best. So if you want to come see me in Boston, I would get tickets to that. Oh, we didn't even get to flame that Boston CEO. Maybe they'll be at your show. Oh yeah. That'd be so nice. Punchup.live slash Francis Ellis.

That's where you get your tickets. Should we talk about Coldplay? Coldplay? We didn't get to talk about Coldplay. I cold plunged to Coldplay. That's sick. I love those AI remakes of those. I think they are great.

Everyone's calling them AI slop. I'm eating the slop. I'm eating up the slop of the remakes. I'm like, he's sitting there with his arms and then the camera comes and he's like, turn off the cameras. Ha ha ha ha. Or Dwight and Pam.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Dwight and Pam. No, it was Dwight. Oh, it was Dwight. Because he's cheating. Ah. As if Dwight had fucked Pam. Ah. Imagine that. The CEO's wife was actually, the one that got cheated on is a baddie.

Really? Yeah. I didn't look it up. She's a baddie. Deep into the wealth. It was the biggest thing that's happened online since- I know. It really was. Since Will Smith slapped that dude. Since probably it was announced that I wrote for the ESPYs, honestly.

Yeah, no, I was thinking Will Smith probably. It was pretty big. I mean, he'd taken the dive, was a wild move. I can't explain why, but it was such a Boston move. Everything about it was so Boston. What do you mean he took a dive? He like ducked on him. He dove. The cameras panned to him and he dove. He jumped out of the way of the camera, which is why it went viral. Cause everyone was like, oh, okay. So they're having an affair obviously.

Yeah. But then Chris Martin also said, oh, they're having an affair. Once he dove. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Cause he was like, why did this guy make it so? He looked, that was the guiltiest thing you could ever do. I was wondering if they hadn't stopped holding each other

and just leaned into it, does anyone find out about that? His wife definitely finds out. Still? For sure. How? He's the CEO of a company. Actually, maybe not, because if they were in like a company box suite, they probably all know already.

Okay, everybody here, we're signing NDAs. Maybe. There was a woman right, I mean, the woman next to them obviously knew. Obviously, but they said, I saw online that they said that she works for HR. The woman does? Someone did a deep dive and found her on LinkedIn.

She's the HR person. Ever since the girlfriend No, the other girl. She's like screaming. Oh, no, not the cheater. Oh, well, the cheaters the head of HR. Oh Really? Maybe that's what I was thinking of. Yes, the cheaters the head of HR but if the whole it and the whole internet is always like since then they've been like HR's the Scummiest people in the company anyway. Yeah, people always say that. Is that true? I've never heard that before.

I think it's just they're the ones that fire people. Luigi Mangione is gonna break out and go kill the next head of HR somewhere. Yeah, that's who they should be killing, those cheating philanderers. But I think that they could have gotten away with it. I mean, well, Boston is a small town, with a lot of secrets.

Small town with a lot of secrets. Not as many as Penn State, but close. Bro, why did you have to bring that back up? Full circle. Just because I'm bringing up Boston, you felt defensive? Yeah. That you guys are keeping so many fucking secrets with your CEOs?

In Philly, they just cling on to each other. Act like nothing happened. And then the husbands fist fight in the tunnel underneath the stadium, and it's. The husband's fist fight their wives when they get home. That's what I meant. What, I don't have fun at Coldplay? I asked if you wanted to go to Coldplay, you said you didn't even want to go. You don't even like Coldplay. You make fun of Coldplay all the time. If you really love me, you'd know I don't like them. Who am I supposed to call him? I'm more of a train fan. Alright. Sweet.

Should we get into episode two? Alright, we'll see you guys next week. Thank you for listening. We hope you all enjoy your weekend. Goodbye. Now she's back from that soul vacation. I thought that was way easier to be honest Was over, still, still underground

So, I looked older, till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting Before I was alive So, so then you listen Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling my way

I was only falling my way I was only falling my way Fetish drew your eye Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize?

Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? Did you realize? See you just a distant light, being fast forever bright Call it just a memory, take my hand and you can see I'm falling Oh When I fall When I fall Vanished to your earth

Did you realize No one could take me alive