Son of a Boy Dad - Bot Lobby | Son of a Boy Dad #215

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right. All right. Welcome back to the son of a a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Wednesday, July 10th, and we are live here from HQ3 in the Son of a Boy Dad studio. It's gonna be a spicy episode. Yeah, I don't know. I've been out for a while.

You and I are already at each other's throats. I think when I wake up early, I have more energy and then I get angrier. It's more energy to be angry at you, Francis. Short hair, mustache, sass is a- My hair's not short at all. Pickled jalapeno to contend with. The mustache is drawing too many comments. I think it's going to come off today.

No. No. No. It's not. Everywhere I go, people are, oh, shit, mustache. What's wrong with that? Why would that bother you? I want people to say nothing. Yeah but like you just have to get through like this small incubation period and then it will be part of you. And then like it'll be oh shit no mustache.

True. Like you're already there. And plus can I add you look slim and trim. Slim and trim for sure. I lost a lot of weight in Wyoming did you actually on rapidly? Yeah slammed fucking seed oils, bro Last night things get out of hand quick. What were you eating the pizza and gummy worms? Jesus Christ the fucking yeast and the seed oil the fucking All the shit the Fox in the gummy worms. Yeah, the American fucking Red Six. They're not gummy worms. They were like fucking airhead extreme,

like cylinder bites or whatever. I don't even know what they were. Just saying gummy worms is a lot easier. I'm trying to explain whatever the fuck I was eating. Why would you, where did you, what made you decide to get that? That's my go-to. It's his autism. That's your candy?

Yeah, like air, like extreme, it has to have extreme on the label or else I'm not buying it. And it has to be like a neon blue color covered in sugar. Sass won't buy a candy unless it says new on it. Yeah. Unless his teeth glow after he's hit. Brand new iteration of a candy that's been working fine for 50 years. He has to be able to close his mouth and then you still see like a glow, like a nuclear reactor site from inside the core of his mouth.

You gotta brush your teeth for like 45 minutes after eating that shit. Oh, and the spit that comes out of your mouth? Well, yeah, that's the thing. It's because your mouth is just blue forever. Yeah. A lot of, I mean, even Big League Chew does that for me. Like I had some blue Big League Chew like a month ago and I'm still finding remnant. I'm still like spitting out blue. I was like, I thought I had a bloody nose. It was blue coming out of my nose.

I didn't know what the fuck it was. I haven't had big league chew in a long time. It was fun to pretend you were chewing tobacco. It was. But it's also the flavor on that might run out faster than any other gum. Juicy fruit. You think juicy fruit's faster? Yeah. Big League Chew is like a flood of flavor as soon as you put it in your mouth and then

it's just gone. Yeah. In like the seconds before it hits your tongue. Yeah. You like smell the flavor and then as soon as you chomp down once, it just turns into liquid in your mouth, like bug juice and then as soon as you chomp down once, it just turns into liquid in your mouth, like bug juice and then just disappears. It's nasty.

You're watching some baseball while you're chewing it? I didn't realize how good the Phillies were. Yeah, they're incredible. Yeah, I was looking at the stats. I was looking at the standings the other day. First place, and they just beat the Dodgers 10-1. Yeah, first place by a lot too. Yeah, they're good. Get on board.

Well, the Yankees are tanking, right? Would you guys want to go down to a Phillies game? Yeah, I would go to a Phillies game fun. The Yankees beat the Red Sox 14 to 3 What the fuck like last week, but then the Red Sox beat them twice Really? Yeah, I think well now I don't really know much about baseball been just really just trying to focus in on ball I can't believe that you did a fantasy football mock draft already. And I would talk more shit on it except for I did one about a month ago. I did one.

I was doing one on some random website and then I realized that you can just do them on like the NFL fantasy app. But you gave yourself the number one overall pick though. That's unethical. Well they didn't, there was no option to not have the number one overall pick. But also dude, Josh Allen didn't go until like the sixth round. So the robot, that's the problem with autopick because I did autopick last year and it fucked me because they don't,

they don't pick quarterbacks for some reason. They only pick like the first, like 20 picks are wide receivers. You can get value later on. Francis, you got to do fantasy football with us this year. I've never done it before. So I don't know what I'm doing. I had a 10 year period of my life where where I was so staunchly against fantasy football.

I thought it was so soft and gay and represented someone who couldn't enjoy real football and like, oh, you need something else. You need the computer shit to enjoy football. Now I'm in seven leagues. Yeah, it's fun. Last year was my first year doing a big league since I was probably in like middle school.

I don't have any problem with it. I just feel like nobody's going to want to deal with me figuring it out for the first time. I just feel like I'm too late to the game. No, no, Francis, no. It's literally like if someone's injured, you swap them out for someone that's not injured. It's pretty simple.

See, that just sounds, I don't know. The drafting process is the only fun part. And then if you have a bad draft Like I had a bad draft last year and then ronan Smitty just had every single good player and they wouldn't trade Anyone so it just sucks the entire year That will happen to me and Smitty didn't win the league who did Jeff D. Low? Maybe Ken Jack or something Ken Jack one Yeah, Smitty had like the best like the top five best running backs in the league.

And I tried to trade him for one that was just sitting on the bench. And then he replied back with a trade that included all of my good players for one running back. And he was like, let's do it. It was like my, I had like one quarterback who wasn't injured and then Stefan digs and he wanted both of them for like Tony Pallard or something. Yeah, Tony Pallard would have been a huge pickup for you Yeah, no, what's his name? I think pop Pollard. Isn't that what I said Pallard Pallard you kind of gave it a Spanish flair people got really mad last season when we kept on calling a Jameer Gibbs Jamar Gibbs

Who gives a fuck? I don't know. Yeah, it's like I don't you sorry No, I realized through like Pat Bev that like the players in the league don't know everyone's names too many people They don't know their names or how to pronounce it like there's like NBA players who don't know if you say joke It's your yolk. It's yeah. Yeah, they just have no idea. It's impossible to keep up with it. What's like diabetes is a pretty miscommunicated. It's diabetes, right? It's not diabetes. Diabetes. We had our we had like a fundraiser or something when I was in middle school for diabetes and our principal came over the loudspeaker and kept on pronouncing it diabetes. I think that's how it used to be. What the fuck is Diabetis?

That's Jerome Bettis' niece. Short minibus. Yeah. I think there has to, I think there used to be some correlation to it. Like I think it's a hearkens back to a foregone era. I think they're used to say Diabetis or there's something, I don't know. There was a girl that I, when I got to middle school, sixth grade, and I started really coming into my own, you know, I had been a loser up to that point. But all of a sudden, the fact that I was good at, you know, soccer actually mattered. Yeah. I don't know why I didn't.

Did she see you play or it was word of mouth? She saw me play and she was good Chelsea. Mm-hmm Chelsea Johnson Sounds like a name. I'm making up. I'm not Docs it sounds like a famous soccer player's name. It's the most American She's gay now solo and Chelsea she was the girl next door and we did not live near each other but I would go watch her in her home. Yeah. And we hit it off on AOL Instant Messenger.

I think her screen name was Socca Playa. Damn. 4125. Very urban. Still remember the numbers. She battle rap or what? Well, it might've been Socca Playa, which soccer beach, and that's a very Brazilian way to play. Yes, yes.

They do play barefoot. Beach soccer. Beach soccer. I never asked. But given her complexion, I would doubt that she follow portuguesa. Anyhow, she and I were hitting it off and it was probably the first couple weeks because a bunch of kids had come to school in sixth grade. That was a year that kids entered the school. She let me know that she had diabetes.

Diabetes. But the type that is not your fault. Type one. Yeah. I think one is the one you're born with. Yeah, that one. I didn't know what it was. And I thought that it was... She would go to like diabetes camp, summer camp,

I don't know. You thought it was terminal? No, I thought it was something that she was gonna get bullied for. And I remember telling her that I would defend her if anyone was like, that girl over there, that girl's got. And I didn't know it was like, yo, no, this is not a. People are just throwing Snickers at her feet.

Yeah. Diabetes girl. Seems like she would get bullied for though. I don't think you were wrong by saying that. Not really. Nobody, it's, you know, what is it, a blood sugar disease? People got blood for diabetes when I was in school. But that was probably type two.

That's type two. You're thinking of type two. I think it's type one. People in high school don't typically have type two diabetes, I feel like. They're not getting their foot hacked off. Yeah. The point is, I guess when I was, I remember telling her on IM, yo, like, let me know if anyone ever gives you a hard time.

I'll kick them. I'm going to do, yeah, I was like, I'm going to, I don't want people being like that Chelsea girl, you know, she's got diabetes. It's weird. You're white knighting for her. I was trying and she was like, no, I don't. No one cares. I don't really know if it's that type of a disease.

It's not really that. Well, her parents sending her to camps is kind of weird too. Yeah, it seems like they were kind of really opening the door to get bullied. Going to any camp for a disease is probably not a great look. She like shaved her head. Yeah, yeah.

Did you guys see the people with long COVID shaving their head? No, no. There's like see the people with long COVID shaving their head? Oh now there's like videos of people with long COVID who were like crying and like shaving their head to like destigmatize long COVID really like their cosplaying is having cancer because they like want to be part of the victim right so badly I think long coat they're saying long. Cove. It's pretty pretty serious Yeah, Cuomo said that Cuomo said that on Dave Smith's podcast. Yeah. Yeah, people love to identify with having long COVID.

Is that right? It's the same people who are claiming autism and ADHD as a debilitating disease that they self-diagnosed at 35. I saw on my Instagram this morning, I saw a clip of that scene from Girl Meets World where the kid's like, the doctor wants to test me for autism. And they're all like, no, that can't be.

We'll tell him you don't have it. That's literally what they say. It's Sabrina Carpenter. And she's like, we'll tell him you don't have it. And they're like, they think that I might have a slight form of autism known as Asperger's. My parents want to send me to a camp. Yeah. Wait, Sabrina Carpenter was in that?

Yeah. And now she's the pop star. Yeah. Industry plant. When was Girl Meets World? When is that? That was not, that's pretty recent. Not that long ago.

Is it a movie or a TV show? TV show. On what? Disney. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. She's kind of blowing up. She's got some pretty good songs.

I haven't listened to any of her songs. I just know that one. She's got the handle on how to make an absolute bop. Yeah. She's got Taylor Swift on notice. Not fully, but- Well, she opened for Taylor Swift for a while. If she puts out a good song, Taylor Swift will become precious of the Billboard

charts and then put out like- Yeah, I saw that. That happened like this week. Yeah. I think it's happened multiple times. Anytime Sabrina Carpenter starts blowing up. Cause Sabrina Carpenter and one other person were the only two women on the top 10 charts and then Taylor Swift dropped a song.

Yeah. I promise don't embarrass me motherfucker. You know what song I'm talking about? I heard about that one. that Swift dropped a song. Damn. I promise don't embarrass me, motherfucker. You know what song I'm talking about? I heard about that one. I did hear about that. It's like a sound that people... I think that's just what makes a good song these days, if it's just a sound. Just a sound. Guys...

If there's like 20 seconds of it, it sounds freedom. Articles keep getting written about the party I went to. No. Here's the Daily Mail. A-list Hampton's bash, attended by Leonardo DiCaprio, descends into chaos as Door Girl punches, quote, demanding rich girl in the face after crowd rushed gate. No way.

Damn. Did you miss that? We were leaving and there was a huge mob at the gate. And it was like, that guy and that guy, you can come, not these people. And they were like, it's like, we're at a house. Oh, because Leonardo DiCaprio was there? I don't think that was it. I don't know. I just think there were people that... Probably just that demanding of a...

I feel like Leo probably doesn't get, like, mobbed in the Hamptons or in Montauk. One such woman allegedly became aggressive and went after the girl with the clipboard and hit her. Damn. She jumped on her and the clipboard girl pushed her off to protect herself in self-defense. Another witness described the scene by saying,

a rich girl was being demanding. Damn. And then they called the police. This is so funny. She's fighting again with the door girl. She got in the girl's face and hit her or pushed her and the door girl punched her called the police. This is so funny. She's fighting again with the door girl. She got in the girl's face and hit her or pushed her and the door girl punched her in the face. Witness said police eventually arrived on the scene

and arrested the girl trying to push her away into the party, but it took a while for the officers to figure out which one they should cuff. We got two cunts fighting with each other. And now I'm learning that Jack Dorsey was there, Twitter founder, and James Harden. And then others reportedly tried to push their way in by sneaking through the bushes, but the people who climbed through the bushes to get in showed up with mud all over them. An unidentified source.

Honestly, I'm happy that you went to this party. It sounds like my nightmare. Yeah. It sounds. I just have so much anxiety about ever trying to get into a place where I don't know if I'm going to get into it. Forget it.

The worst. Trying to figure out if I'm on a list or how I'm going to get in or can everybody I'm with get in. That gives me the anxiety that I feel from that outweighs any type of fun that I could have. Oh, that is the worst feeling. When I went to the SNL, when Shane's SNL after party, I had to text and call like 75 people

to make sure that I was on the list. And then I got there and everyone was like, you're on the list, dude, just come. Then I got there and they were like, not getting that name, not like you're on the list dude, just come and I got there and they're like Not getting that name not seeing your name It was like I Left this item midnight spot at the stand and then it was like near the stand and I walked around the block like five times waiting to make sure that Gardini was there in case I wasn't on this. Yeah. And then I got there and he had to come get me.

Wow. Damn. Yeah. That, that shit sucks so badly. I'd rather just be either just have a hard reservation somewhere or just be someplace low-key like just a bar that I could just sit at or something yeah right cheer style everybody knows my name kind of guy mm-hmm yeah but you're still you're still off the booze train when was the last time you were even in a bar this weekend word with the boys yeah how was it good got you actually? Yeah, they're good. They are. They're so many flavors. They're so much better than Heineken Zero.

Yeah. I would love to invest in some kind of fucking non-alcoholic. It's going to become a wave soon. Oh, it already is. It's a massive wave. The whole non-alcoholic cocktails, mocktails, all all that there's bars that are popping up everywhere in Brooklyn that Just serve non-alcoholic Drinks yeah, I don't get the mocktail thing though cuz if you get like a mocktail like one of those like a mocktail Like a bee sting phone has like honey and like ginger in it or some shit Yeah, I like that or I was thinking like if like thinking, if you get a mocktail pina colada. Oh, when I was a kid, those were awesome.

But yeah, but isn't that just like a smoothie? Yeah. It's a sweet, delicious half smoothie, half milkshake. But I think the whole point of Heineken Zero and stuff is that it still tastes like beer. Yeah, but a pina colada tastes like pina colada without that stinging rum. It's like going to a bar and be like,

I'm going to get a milkshake. Yeah, that sounds about right. And then just sitting there, just housing milkshakes all night. Yeah, let me get a virgin mudslide. Yeah, when people do five mudslides in a night, that's insane. Yeah, that is crazy.

That's having five milkshakes. It's like 10,000 calories of mocktail. It's so funny. It's so much. But at least if you have like a mocktail of it, you'll be like, all right, I'll have maybe two. Yeah. Yeah, I got to be drunk enough to be like, I'm going to have five.

Yeah. If you go to a bar and you have six mocktails, you still have a problem. That's diabetes type two. You're just addicted to non-alcoholic mixers. Yeah. Just the sugar has to... And you're gonna be... Just slamming OJ on it.

I'd like my... Can you run back my virgin screwdriver? Yeah. Throwing up because you have too much acidic liquids in your body. I'll have it neat. In case you want a room temperature orange juice, please. Please. Well, don't embarrass me.

Don't condescend. It is annoying when I order a mocktail. I'll try to do it surreptitiously. Everybody's getting their drinks and I'll try to sneak in a mocktail and everybody's like, oh, that's good. What's in that? And they'll go through the menu and like, I don't see the beast thing on here. And then they'll go to the NA section and find it.

And I'll feel guilt like, oh, you're not drinking. There's a limit to the non-alcoholic beers that you can drink as well before you just start feeling sick. Two or maybe three. But that's probably true of beer too. Yeah, but beer numbs the hormone in your body that feels full.

That's why you can drink like 20 beers and then go home and have like 10 McDonald's cheeseburgers. That found, that felt like a fact that you were just feeling your way through as you made it up. No, that's true. You can look it up. It sounds good. That's why you can drink like 15 beers.

You can't drink like 15 cokes. You said it with your stomach would explode. You drink 15 Shirleyokes. You said it with your stomach would explode. You drink 15 Shirley temples. No. Owen, can you fact check please, does beer numb the hormone? Alcohol, not beer, alcohol.

You said beer. Okay, well alcohol. Which has, which is in beer. Sometimes. Occasionally, not athletic. I think I read that in like a weird book. I got a weird book, like a toilet book with like facts on it, a different fact on every page. Written in runestones. The toilet books that have...

Okay. Let's go. Yeah. Okay. Good for you. Yeah. Do you remember toilet books that had like interesting like like interesting like fun, kitschy toilet books? No, we never had any of those. Probably just had the phone. We had like pre the phone. Now my mom has books in her in like the bathroom, but it's all just like how to be a badass like shit like that. By Erica Ayers. Yeah. Yeah. It's all like motivational books for women.

That she's just dumping, just like wrangling a turd. I think we all just use them as like something to put your feet on. Or if you run out of toilet paper, you rip out a page. If you have a badass. And you wipe it from the back because you're a bad bitch. Dude, the toilet culture in Japan. Oh my God. The fucking bidets that I was spraying with my ass with. It comes standard everywhere, right?

On like the train. You have a fucking a bidet that is better than my apartment toilet. Yeah. By by 10 million. And the bathrooms that I was like at the hotels and shit like that, they're like rising to meet you like a green light comes on. You're spraying your ass. You can spray your balls if you want. Yeah.

Is that, do you still have to wipe or no? I do. There's even a drying thing, but you have to like kind of figure out the order of like, cause if you're just like pressing, if you're spraying and then you press dry, then you're just like spraying shit air. Or you're just like.

It's like when you're at the dentist and they do the water and the air at the same time yeah you have to there's I still would wipe after but mainly to like dry and I've never been a big bidet guy nor nor a bidet guy I hope he drops out well what about this all he's talking about is that he he brought NATO together, dude. I don't give a fuck about NATO. No. I don't care about, I should?

Yeah. NATO is important. Well, that's his only calling card. NATO is a big deal, I'm going to be honest. That's his only calling card. He's like, who else could keep NATO together? Dude, like probably fucking anybody. Yeah.

That's his only thing that he says every time that he's, that people are like, you're old as fuck. He's like, well, I could have NATO together. It's like, dude, no one. You guys ever been to just a full on brawl at like a NATO meeting? Oh, there are, well, maybe not that. It's like foreign, like the Turkish. Yeah, the Turkish assembly always has those fights. They have like fist fights?

On like the Senate floor. 50 person jumping over banisters and railings. Throwing chairs. Can we fact check that too to see if it's Turkey? But I mean, I've seen the videos. I don't know if it's in Turkey. It's Turkey. For sure it's Turkey, yeah. Is it really? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right.

Because Turkey does have a tumultuous, because there's like Erdogan. Erdogan Recep? Yeah. Is there a leader, I think? Erdogan. Erdogan. But I like there were Erdogan. Erdogan Recep? Yeah. Was there, is there leader I think? Erdogan. Erdogan. But I think it's Erdogan.

I thought that was the grocery store where you could get the Haley Bieber's movie. That's Erdogan, yes. Yes. Which does not have alcohol in it. They have a ton of fucking brawls there. I just can't believe that the party you went to had a fucking girl doorman. That's what I'm saying. It should have been a dude.

It was a full blown nightclub at a house that was. You need a 300 pound black dude with a shaved head. Oh they had a few of those gentlemen too. Yeah, were they just Leo security? I don't think they were so like the women in the front. They were backing up the girl with the clipboard who I guess not well enough because she clearly got punched in the face.

Yeah, where they're betting on it like cock fights. Just two skinny white girls fucking brawling. That's the future. That's true progressivism is just bald, 300 pound black dudes betting on fucking skinny white girls that fight each other. That's how it should be. That's what I'm hoping for.

Have you seen these clips of MMA fights where it's two or three girls against one guy in a ring? No. That's gotta be in terms of... And it's usually some guy who's like fat and he's like swinging, you know, like... Yeah. Just turning all the way around. Yeah. Rough and rowdy style. Just tornadoing.

As everyone I've seen, the guy wins. I don't know why they keep trying to prove what they're trying to prove, but... Yeah trying to prove what they're trying to prove, but Yeah, I know what they're trying to prove, but they ain't gonna prove it. No, it's not gonna work Well, you need Ronda Rousey to you know or Paige Van Sant. Yes that woman has had a hell of a fucking career trajectory What's she up to? In UFC then did like a OnlyFans run which probably garnered her eight figures. Now she's in power slap. Now she just got into power slap. I'm not a huge power

slapper. Me neither. I don't like it. It makes me sick. Yeah it looks like it hurts a lot. And you just can't defend yourself as you get brain injuries. It looks like it hurts maybe more than punches honestly. Well think of the meat of the palm. There's a lot of- And they're not just slapping, they're like karate chopping your fucking brain stem. But I'll change my tune if I can get into Dana White's gambling tongue of glass. I'll change it fast as hell.

If Dana White is fucking around. I also don't understand, Dana White keeps on going on podcasts and being like, it's the most popular sport. If you took every professional sport on earth and combined them, it's not even half of power slap. And then you go to power slaps, Twitter, and they have like 200,000 followers. Are we talking about it's because they like, I guess they go viral so much. It's just because they like pop up on bussing with the boys every week or whatever. Have you guys seen what I'm

talking about? Those clips? Yeah. Yeah. It's like we have more followers than any. And then you, it's like, they don't have more followers than like the PGA Or explain they probably like more views WPGA. I think they're just like Lesbian professional golf That should be the LNBA Those girls ain't straight DWI Dykes with irons. Yeah. That's damn good. That's damn good.

But yeah, he's just trying to push. I think he must own more of it than he owns of the UFC or something. Or he's just trying to make, like, why not just ride the UFC out? Or are they going to, the boys going to unionize over there? Maybe. Yeah, I think they had, they're paying the, don't they have to pay the guys more now? That's probably why it's missed. There's always some sort of controversy

about how much the UFC guys are getting paid. Yeah. And like with PowerSlap, they just like drag the body out to the dumpster afterwards. It's like, oh good, we don't have to pay him. I don't even think the PowerSlap guys have to pay taxes. No. They're just, you know, shuffling their way back

to being soup kitchen chefs. Yeah, they're just, you know, shuffling their way back to being soup kitchen chefs. Yeah, they're just separated from their brain. It's definitely a good side gig though, because it's probably, you probably don't need to train a ton. You just, maybe you do like curls and tricep extensions with one arm. But how do you defend yourself? Someone just takes a 45 pound bar to your fucking head? I don't think you got, I think that's just, you're just born with that gene.

I don't think you can really... But how do you know you have it that gene I don't think you can well how do you know you have it you just get to know they couldn't knock me out some people's brains don't shake the way that other people's do maybe like a little either so you just like you can hit him a million times and it's not gonna make a difference yeah is it maybe you just like early on in life you get you get it kind of the good stuff scrambled out of you so you now are just like wonder you're just like early on in life, you get it kind of, the good stuff scrambled out of you, so you now are just like... I wonder. You're just like running on a different plane.

Sorry for that break. Sass just said, a slur that I have not heard in 15 years. Yeah. Rack your brain because it's not one of the standards. It's not one of the old favorites. I had to... It sort of jogged... It just jogged my brain a little and I thought, man, oh man.

Something shuttered down your spine. Yeah. I remember that old friend. A little nostalgia of hate. Yeah. A foregone conclusion of hate. But everyone feels their own way about sketch You're allowed to get it off your chest, I don't give a rat's ass about sketch whether he's sucking dick or not I think that well, I I think that Your tweet was really funny and spot-on

Basically, what can you can you and also vague enough that it was like a piece of modern art where people could interpret it exactly how they wanted. Cause a lot of people were like, that's exactly right. Fuck him for being gay. And then other people were like, you're absolutely right. He is a hero. And then there was a whole other group that was like, couldn't have said it better myself.

I don't care. Yeah. It's like people found out Sketch was gay and are tweeting shit like, look man, we've all done fucked up shit in our past. I thought the funniest thing was like people, people in the replies to that were like, I think the real problem was that he was, was he was doing porn and 90% of people hate that industry. I was like, really?

Or is that just people like in crazy incels on Twitter that hate that it like the normal person if you go up to them And you're like say something about porn. They're not like their blood doesn't start boiling and be like I hate porn Yeah, and also most yetch on only fans isn't the same as a porn star who is you know being kind of star who is being compelled to do more and more daring and painful things to keep up with the- It's not like Mia Khalifa making $10,000 in her entire career. But it was funny that people are just like, dude, just apologize and get over it. Just apologize and get past it. It's also funny how one-sided it is because people are like, oh, sketch did porn, but he apologized.

Like we forgive him. And then you see like girls on Instagram who like quit OnlyFans and all the comments are like, we didn't forget you fucking slut. We didn't forget and will never forget. Internet never forget. There's your seat and then just post a picture of her gag. Your breasts are written in my brain in permanent marker.

But they're having like, NELT candlelit vigils for Sketch. It goes both ways. I mean, it's just been funny how many reactions there are, but I disagree with, if you, I disagree with you just don't care at all. I was like, if it was your boy or something like that, like you would talk about it.

If it was your boy, like, you're like, boy, you it. Yeah. If it was your boy, like you're like boy, you'd talk to him. I cared. And I have not cared about Sketch. I have nothing against him. I just don't, I'm not a streamer, Twitch. I didn't, I've never really understood it. I don't understand anything about that. But when I found this out, I was like, what? I was baffled. Yeah. Baffled. It just seems like such a departure from his... It's like he's like the last person you would expect. Exactly. I also thought he was like 15. Me too. I felt that as well. Oh, he must be in his 20s, right? I guess.

This was a couple years ago. I mean, if you're old enough to cross the street, you're old enough to get hit, you know what I to get hit you know what I mean true from the front I was under the Talk about it last episode or was it now when we stopped recording I was saying that there's it's not him I was like I think it's AI and then right away And then you said it before you thought it was and then by the time the episode was over he was like Yeah, it was confirmed that it was him and he was being like goofy about it. Yeah, he's been silly about It was confirmed that it was him. And he was being like goofy about it.

He was being silly about it. Which makes it even funnier. But it was, at first, everybody's like, this is disgusting. And that was funny because like, two years ago, at the height of wokeness in the world, people would have given him a campaign for a major brand or something like that. Or he would have been on a Wheaties box or holding the Olympic torch or some shit like that, lighting it.

They should put him on Bud Light. Just put that photo of him sucking a dick on the Bud Light cam. It's also funny that they say that because I feel like a lot of those people were told, like yo, there are clips and pictures of sketch online right now and he is having anal sex and it's pretty gross and they were like no way and then they went and watched it yeah and they were like oh no it's what I think exactly as described I heard and I was like yeah yeah, I'm not gonna go check. I trust. Oh, I checked for sure. I don't have that that gay gene that you have.

That macabre gay gene. I have the gene though for any time that there's a video of anything and people are talking about it. I immediately try and find it. It's usually something that I'm like I didn't need to see that. Yeah. Afterwards you it? Yeah. What is it what's that called there's a not intrusive thoughts but there's probably some German phrase for it. Yeah that's it's always something fucked up. Oh what is that? Speaking of things fucked up. Boys and Ivy. Stop touching it like that. Stop putting it underneath your skin and then swapping mics with this day to day. I was at Hannah Berner's party last night, Ron.

This is for you. You're like a party animal. I'm a party guy. And I- Or just a summertime. Did you try and hit a party on Sunday? Can you give me one second to finish the story and then I'll- I'm trying to think.

Is this what, your third party of the week? I don't- What, you got lined up for tonight? I don't go to the parties. The parties- Bounce. Come to him. Suck me in.

Yeah. They said black hole. But no, I went and it was cocktail attire, which I wasn't really sure about, but I put together a pretty good fit and I was feeling pretty good about myself. So I had a cool suit on, loafers, no socks, but the pant was low so it didn't look stupid.

And then I was just wearing a Navy t-shirt with a nice suede belt that matched my shoes. I tried, tried hard. Suede. And I walked out and then I got to the party and it was a little hot so I took the coat off and now I was just wearing a t-shirt tucked into my, and I'll tell you, there were a lot of gay guys there

and they were interested. Yeah. Really? Which I was really flattered by. Is that a nice compliment or do you feel like a woman who's being ogled? No I liked it. I liked it and and one of them came up and he goes did a gay dress you? Which was like the highest praise. I was like I don't know I dress myself but I don't know. I could be gay I don't know I haven't looked deep into my soul. In that moment I thought, what should I wear? Does this work?

The gay recesses. And then as soon as it on, I was like, all right, let's go find some pussy. Yeah, Rogan. But you were on the spectrum, the Kinsey scale, for that one moment you were leaning towards, you leaned into your gayer ghosts of your nature. The gayer angels of your nature. The better angels of my gayness.

Yeah. Damn, what a great compliment from the gays. Do you know what that quote's from, Seth? No. The better angels of our nature? Who said that? Lincoln? Lincoln.

Lincoln. Close. Two American heroes. No, I haven't really been into listening to any Lincoln lately. You gotta check out the Lincoln logs. I don't know if into listening to any Lincoln lately. You gotta check out the Lincoln logs. I don't know if I've ever heard Lincoln talk. Is there any video or audio?

From 1856? Or 1865? Probably not. Or no, 1863 he died? I feel like they were recording audio a lot longer ago than people think. Somewhere around then. I don't know exactly the year. He was elected in 1861, but what year did he get killed though?

He did his second inaugural address, so he was re-elected. And then he died shortly thereafter. So then in 65. He had a high-pitched voice, which is hard to square with how booming his words have echoed through history. So did JFK. His was high-pitched? with how booming his words have echoed through history. So did JFK. His was high pitched?

It was kind of, whiny. Yeah, it was so weird. But. Lincoln? What's his name? Did it so well in the movie, Lincoln. Oh, yes. Daniel Day-Lewis.

When I watched, when I listened to the JFK. It was kind of like this, kind of a bit of this type of voice. When I listened to JFK's speech where he's saying that, uh, announcing that MLK was assassinated, I thought like it starts and I thought that it was like the person bringing up JFK. Like I was like, that can't be JFK's voice. And now coming to the stage. you remember him as your president. Weighing in at five foot down, 168 pounds. With some bad news for you.

Have you ever heard Ted Kennedy's eulogy for Bobby? I don't think so. That's one of the best speeches ever written. Really? Yeah. He saw war and tried to stop it. I don't think so. That's one of the best speeches ever written. Really? Yeah. He saw war and tried to stop it. Da da da, da da da.

Those of us who knew him best will not try to make him greater than he was in life. And I don't know, and his voice starts to crack, but he holds it together. It's haunting. I think that, I don't know if anything can beat MLK though. His speaking voice, his speaking voice and his speeches are so good. True. And just like, you don't get like, you could like the blood boiling intensity. You don't get that anymore.

Do you know, did you guys ever try to Google MLK? I don't know if it's still the case, but like, you used to Google Martin Luther King and the top thing that came up This must have been when they first figured out search engine optimization But it was audio recordings of him fucking his mistress and it was like a smear campaign Of Martin Luther King like the first thing that you read on Google was like a ton of negativity about Martin Luther King He was with her the night he was killed. Damn. I read-

Wait, I'm sure he was just rolling in pussy. MLK? Yeah, what? He was... There's a great book called Hellhound on His Trail written by Hamptonsides that is sort of the biography of the guy who killed that is sort of the biography of the guy who killed MLK. Yeah. And how he, this guy tracked him. He was like tracking him over cross States and finding him and then finally set up in a hotel across from. But MLK's biography was called Pussy Hound on his trail.

Yeah. Pussy on his breath. Yeah. Yeah. Boy could not stop fucking. I mean after I had a dream I'm sure it was like he was probably shielding pussy away Battling it off. It was probably on a Wilt Chamberlain like streak. Yeah, fuck 20,000 women. I Believe it everyone that was at that The Washington Monument that they probably was soaking

wet that's how that pool actually formed there was nothing there self-sourced squirt fluid yeah it was a boot cocky of squirt fluid that they had a pretty stacked lineup to Bob Dylan was there was Was he? Yeah, he performed. He probably mumbled his way through, get off this stage. I don't know what he sang. I forget what he sang. Did the black community fuck with Bob Dylan at that time? I think everyone fucked with Bob Dylan at that time. Sass was probably invited, but was like, I don't even like the way MLK, I don't feel

like he earned it. You stood up for your fucking guns. I feel like he's always asking people, what do you believe in? There's three black activists I like. people like, what do you believe in? There's three black out in this, I like. What mountaintop do you want to go to? I could write speeches for him, okay? Yeah.

Ready? He's not that good. Yeah. He's kind of a hack. He just does good crowd work. His social clips are just really good. Yeah. How did it get worse in the last two seconds?

I don't know stop scratching that literally spreading down your arm. I don't think that's not how it works doesn't spread like you're dragging it across your arm Like fucking an edge sketch blister central. I can't imagine literally just on fire. Oh, I watched a good movie I gotta recommend this. Oh put it put us on. I watched uh Knives Out on Saturday or Sunday. I don't love who Donnets dude. It was pretty good I liked it I like that main guy Bond. Yes Daniel Craig. He's gay in that movie though. No he's not. Yes he is. Yes he is bro. He is? Daniel Craig is gay in that movie bro. What is that some deep fan fiction? He is Daniel Craig is gay in that movie, bro. What is that some deep fan fiction? No, he's fucking any dudes in the movie Yeah, he is. What watch the watch both of them watch the glass onion, too I started a son and honestly, I think he we are owed an apology from him. I Did some fucked up shit in my past?

I loved him. He's good in glass onion, too. I'm not finna I have to live an hour I didn't like glass onion. Just who done it sir like he's gonna solve two who done it. Yeah, you didn't like Madeline Klein I don't know who that is. But girl in it, but he's there. You know, like Bautista. He was pretty good I don't know. I just thought it was a little Thin and too colorful. I like the kovat stuff. It felt like they were mixing Clue with Willy Wonka. I feel that. I definitely feel that. Too fantastical. I feel like it was kind of like,

what was that HBO movie where they all go to the restaurant and everyone dies? The Chefs or the Menu? The Menu, yeah. That was great. It's kind of like the Menu, but I've done it. That's a great movie. That movie was phenomenal. I'll do a burger and fries.

Mm-hmm. Oh! She's cracked it! What did you say? A burger and fries coming up, and I'll take it to go. Yeah. How did she fucking think of that? If I was a serial killer, I would have just killed her ass.

I'm not getting my code cracked by a fucking some sloppy girl who's not even fucking invited to the party. She was an escort, right? Some sloppy escort girl who's not even invited to the party. I'm not getting beat like James Bond always got beat. How about in fucking Goldfinger when James Bond always got beat. How about in fucking Goldfinger when Goldfinger has James Bond strapped down Lasers coming up you expect me to talk. I know mr. Bond. I expect you to die And then and then he gets out of it and he's like well don't you want to hear a little bit more about operation Whatever the fuck it's funny. to go back and watch the Austin Powers movies

and realize that they were just line for line spoofs of Bond films, but so many years later, think about it, right? So Goldfinger came out in what, the 1960s maybe? Yeah, 60s. And then Goldmember came out in the early 2000s or late 90s. Probably early 2000s. And it somehow still held up, which I think is a testament to the enduring quality of the Bond movies. Well, I guess no one had made fun of the fact that there was a character named Pussy Galore.

Yeah. Oh, it's Pussy Galore. I haven't seen any of the Bond movies. A Loss of Vagina. You've never seen, you've never watched James Bond movies? I've only seen the one the it's more recent the one with Adele is the soundtrack. Oh that's Skyfall yeah. Skyfall, I saw Skyfall. Did you not see Casino Royale? No. That's the best one. Yeah I know I haven't seen any of them. What are you doing on your Delta flights bro? These are like the... There have been huge like, just straight up action movie person. You should watch Casino Royale. Like I saw one of the John Wicks and I liked it, but I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna watch it.

It's not as actionable as that. Or action packed. Bro, you're fucking... That's a feeling of your parents. People love the Wic movies. I like them, but not... They're a little... It's all awesome. It's all like, it's just like just it's time to just be a man You just fucking scratch your balls and watch James Bond. Yeah, I should watch them. I'll probably enjoy them You know what I did as a manly thing. I watched Furiosa by myself. What's that?

It's the new Mad Max, yeah, and it was unbelievable awesome Mad Max. And it was unbelievable. It was awesome. Unbelievable. That does sound fucking sweet. People are saying that the new Godzilla movie or King Kong movie is very good. For that good, the one that's in Japan. Which one? Godzilla? Have you been looking for this? I think it's Owens. Found this on the couch. It was there yesterday.

Okay. Godzilla vs Kong or Godzilla 1 or whatever. I don't know. It just came out recently. It's this Japanese remake, it's in Japanese. So you'd... Oh, I would understand it. You wouldn't even need subtitles. I would understand it word for word, bar for bar. I'm not a big translation guy. If it's gonna be a translation movie,

I gotta, it's gotta be good, like Parasite, City of God. Here's the key to Japanese language, they just add uh to the end of everything. You watch the movie. And then suddenly you're speaking Japanese. Yes, yeah. That's truly how their whole language is based. Sushi.

It's that simple. You said City of God. You couldn't watch it? No, I watched that. It was classic. I've never seen that. I've heard that's good. No, I said it has to be a really good movie for me to watch it

with subtitles. Ah, ah, ah No, I said it has to be a really good movie for me to watch it with subtitles. Ah, ah, ah. And I said City of God and Parasite. Which one? That's good. That French one in black and white. That's about immigration. Yeah. I just watched Io Capitano, also on Delta these days, but it's all in subtitles. I think about some South Sudanese boys or something like that who escape or trying to get to Europe.

I sent you guys the photo of the TV on my plane. Oh yeah. The post stamp. It was like this big and it was like a mile away from where I was and then it just ended up being broken. They were like we're gonna restart the system. Yeah it's not up being broken. They were like, we're gonna restart the system. Yeah, it's not gonna do anything.

If I wanted to like cash in miles for every time something's broken on my Delta flights, I could fly around the world five times. I'm telling you, I think United is the way. No, United is definitely not the way. I'm thinking of United Way, which I believe is a charitable organization for service by the NFL.

Yeah, with the two hands that go on top. That's United Way. You're thinking of United Way. Yeah. Now, I think United might be better than Delta. It's cheaper and it's better. No. Why do you think it's cheaper?

Because it is. Oh, no. Oh, brother, because it is. No, no, no. I just watched that Always Sunny episode. You ever seen the one where they start the podcast and they have on the dude in the military? He's like, how many wars are going on?

And he's like, there's actually two wars. Two wars. You're saying that there's two wars right now. That's funny as fuck. The other good movie that I wanted to recommend is called New Life. What is that? It's a movie that not many people saw

and is not that talked about, but it's... Ooh! I mean, since you're like, bad. No, I'm listening. It starts with a girl, you don't know what's happened, and she's running away, and she's covered in blood. I like that. And...

She's on her period. Oh, fuck! You'd think that it's gonna lead to something crazy, but it turns out she just had her period while she was on a jog. She's had an explosive period. It's all over her face. Yeah. Like she just opened up some Mark Bills from the bank. She's doing some handstand push-ups.

No! Foyled again. Foyled periods. Exploding period hundreds. It's really good. It like I would it's I don't want to call it a zombie movie it's not it's But it's very good, it's really really good I would recommend it fun You know what's it called again? new life new life one of my favorite movies that I've seen and I know it I'm late to it but Cabin in the woods is a movie that stuck with me and I've enjoyed a lot. It's campy. It's very good. I don't know about it. What is it? It's like a it's like a satire of horror movies. Yeah, it's really fun. It's great isn't Chris Hemsworth in it. I think so. Yeah. Yeah, what an odd role for him. I know he's got range though

He's got great range. He's in Furiosa. It's hysterical. Yeah. He's got some comedy chops. Yeah, he's very funny. Some of the goats started off in Like satire movies. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds and Van Wilder. I'm not a huge Reynolds guy He doesn't really do it for me. And then who's the bro that was in not another teen movie? Chris Pine. Chris Pine Yeah, Chris Pine. He started off in satire. No, that's not right. It's not Chris. Is in Not Another Teen movie? Chris Pine. Chris Pine. Yeah, Chris Pine. He started off in Shattar. No, that's not right. It's not Chris Pine.

Is Chris Hemsworth Thor? Chris Evans. Is Chris Hemsworth Thor or is that Liam Hemsworth? Chris Hemsworth. So then what is Liam Hemsworth in? Hunger Games. Hunger Games. That's a good movie.

Dude, there's 18 of them. There's a lot. They're really pumping them out these days. I can't believe how many fucking Hunger Games. They're still making more? Yeah, the new one just came out. Bro, scroll your Delta movies, boys. Is it still, what's her name? The girl?

I don't know if she's still in it. Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah. Katniss? Katniss Everdeen? Who dumped them out in a movie recently? She went full nude. She dumped everything out. Dumped it all out. That movie was pretty funny. I never saw it. I saw it. It was good? Very. And movie was pretty funny. I never saw it. I saw it. It was good.

Very. And the guy is hilarious. Really? And he's a Broadway musical theater actor. Paul has... He played Dear Evan Hansen, the lead. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, in the movie or the theater?

In the movie? No, on Broadway. He replaced Ben whatever the heck his name is. Is it Ariana Grande's boyfriend? Waving through a window hole, try to sleep, nobody will hear, so I stick around for a message to appear. I watched that on the plane and I hated it. I bet the movie was terrible. I didn't know it was a musical.

I saw it twice on Broadway pause. I couldn't believe went and saw it. I saw it twice on Broadway pause I couldn't believe I fucking finished it. You saw it twice on Broadway I went once it was the hottest show on Broadway had to go and I went and then Months later I got into a relationship and she really wanted to go so she got us tickets and I went again You cried? No, no, neither time did I cry. Pause. Double pause. Yeah. What's the main song from that? Pause for patrollers. What's that? Pause for...

Pause Patrol. Pause Patrol. That's the show for homophobic six year olds. Pause Patrol. Hey, yo. Pause Patrol? Paw Patrol. Yeah, yeah. I was just doing a play on that. But what's the... Marshall is fired up! What's the main song from uh- Paw Patrol? From Dear Evan Hansen? Waving Through a Window. I thought there was another one that like made it big.

Waving through a window! Um, there is another one. The best musical songs are Phantom of the Opera. It's so good. Lion King. No, Phantom of the Opera is so much better. Any of those, any of those. Phantom of the Opera is here inside your mind. I saw that on the West End in London when I was like nine and it freaked the fuck out of me. It's so terrified. 10 Phantom of the Opera. Yeah, it scared me. It is a scary, scary song on Broadway.

I saw her high school did a reenactment of it. Kind of a big thing to go for. They did it and they did it well. Did they really? Yeah, it was awesome. That's a tough play that has a there's a lot of tech. They did it so well that my mom bought the soundtrack on disc and then we just listened to that in the car

for like years. Isn't it funny whenever you go to like. Slowly and softly, night unfurls its splendor. Watch it grasp it. It was pretty good. They had like a, there's a scene where someone gets hung and they dropped down like a dummy from the catwalk of the auditorium.

Yeah. And everyone gasped. And everyone, oh! I got scared as hell. Scared, yeah. I was like, what the fuck? Whenever you have a play at that level, afterwards you always have to tell the people in the play that it was a level above what they are.

You see one in grade school and they're like, oh, that was high school level stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you see one in high school and you're like, oh, that was college level. I feel like a college production. Yeah. This was funny, this happened this weekend.

We were trying to, before we landed on Knives Out, we were trying to find like a good thriller to watch. We were back in Denver and we were leaving in the morning and Bo recommended Sound of Freedom. And I was like, I feel like there's a lot of controversy around that movie. And for like 30 minutes straight. I'm reading off Controversies of sound of freedom. I'm like historically inaccurate all this shit

And then I realized that I was looking up controversies around sound of music For like 30 minutes straight Family of 12 to sing in full alive at the sun. There's a lot of articles about this. There's no way for a family of 12 to sing in full throat at the altitude of the Alps. You actually can solve a problem like Maria. Yeah. Edelweiss flowers don't grow that high. You can pin a wave on the sand, actually.

Nuns don't get to just leave the Abbey at will and march through the hills. She's actually way too hot to be a nun, which actually might be true. If I was at, if I was one of the old bitch nuns at the Abbey, I would've kicked Maria out so fast. I would've like slut shamed her out of there because like you'd be so insecure as a nun that this hot young piece of fucking Austrian ace is just traipsing around the hills of Vienna. Dude, that teaching mnemonic song,

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. That still sticks with you. Pisses me off. Oh really? Let's run it really quick. Do, a deer, a female deer. Fine. Re, a drop of golden sun.

Fine. Mi, a name I call myself. Fine. I call myself far. Fa? A long way to run. Fa? Fa.

What are you, Bostonian? Fa. Fa? A long way to run. No. A long way to run. So, an Eid-ul-Pul and Fred, fine. La, a note to follow so.

We got lazy there. Why not just the Spanish article for the? Yeah. They didn't have a lot of options with that one. Tea, a drink with jam and bread, and that brings us back to dough. So there's two in there, fa and la that irk me from an etymological standpoint. Do you have any alternatives? You've got to be bringing alternatives. Well, he said la, the Spanish article for the.

Yeah, see, that's a little word he said la, the Spanish article for the. Yeah, see that's a little wordy. La, the Spanish article for the. It's not bad, dude. It's a lot. It's not bad. It's better than a note to follow so. That's a complete, we couldn't think of anything. I think that's defining it by the definition. I think it works. Then you go, oh, this goes after so. What goes after so? La, obviously. But everything else has its own identity. And what if you're going down the scale? If you're going, uh... Law, the note that comes before so. Ha ha ha.

Fa is a bit of a bonics. Fa. They're an embarrassing pickle there. I like fa. I think fa actually works perfectly. Fa? Fa. And it must have because it's been around for a long time and no one ever questioned it until right now. Guys, I'm going for a jog. How long? You were about to say how far.

How far? I'm going far. I'm going far. Two notes before so. Let's just say that. Yeah. Far? I don't know.

How's your fucking mother? How far? Get the fuck out of here. I'll go as far as I want. Yeah, that is enough to leave a nasty Google review. What's Sound of Freedom, though? It's the Human Trafficking movie. Right.

By Matt Walsh, right? Apparently it was funded by some QAnon dude. Isn't it Matt Walsh? Apparently it has QAnon ties. It has a lot of like. I'm sorry, QAnon? QAnon? Anonymous.

That's how I know it. I've never heard. That's like saying Reese's PCs Reese Reese's and pieces Pisses and then and you say anonymous anonymous you call it an on anonymous There's the literally the cyber Anon gang or wherever they are and people call them at an on because it's short for anonymous Yeah, you did not anonymous anonymous they are and people call them anon. Because it's short for anonymous. Yeah. Not anonymous. Anonymous. QAnon. Now, the way you say that makes me think of that balcony scene

from Romeo and Juliet where they're calling for Juliet and she goes, Anon! Yeah. Yeah, it's a deep one. I don't know that one. I'm coming. I'm coming soon, but she's talking to Romeo. I've seen Romeo and Juliet. I saw the original one, then I saw the Leo one. And I thought the original, oh, the Leo one was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I like it, Bas Lerman. The guns that he has in that movie are absurdly large. They're awesome.

He has like hand cannons. Why does he have a desert eagle? He's a badass motherfucker. I think that's why. What's the Latin guy's name in that actor? Leguizamo? Yeah. What a career he's had.

What do you think of him? Would you call him a standup? I don't know him at all. He has standup, but his standup is more like a one-man show. It's one-man showy. But he's done like HBO specials. And they're all pretty good. His life is amazing.

He would like act out like shit with like his mom. Like fucking. You see that our draft came out. People were flaming me for taking Louis at one. Louis at one was a great pick. I thought it was a good pick. But Glenn Howerton as your actor was. Why? Glenn Howerton is hilarious. He is hilarious. But as one of the best five act comic actors of all time I think is a little reachy. I would put him in my top three easily It'd be him Adam Devine, but you're yeah your worldview is like a passing the passing those guys are fucking those are unbelievable Like those are like two of the funny. Oh contemporary always oh you're putting them up against fucking you know He also might not be the best on hit the shit Jim Carey

He's easily the best on his own show Charlie's probably second okay. You have to think of like Tight decades of work. I guess yeah But I mean that show has been on for almost 20 years And I think he's I think Dennis and that show is one of the funniest TV characters ever I agree with that I think he's, I think Dennis in that show is one of the funniest TV characters ever. I agree with that. I think he's very funny as well. But I also just, just in the scope of that question

of being one of the five funniest actors of all time, I think that that's Ricci and you'll get some hate for that. I think that- I didn't get any hate for that one. All I got hate for was for Louis. Well, there's no problem with him being one one overall. I think that's a great call. But I think Jim Jeffries going in the first round,

that's Ricci. Yeah, I didn't, I've never listened to any Jim Jeffries. I was pretty's a great call. But I think Jim Jeffries going in the first round, that's Richie. Yeah. I didn't, I've never listened to any Jim Jeffries. I was pretty surprised to hear that one. That's crazy to me that you haven't, I think you like him. I said before, I thought I listened, I said it last episode that I thought I listened to a lot of comedy

and all I actually listened to is Louis, Joe Liston, Shane. This is a pretty big realization for you. Yeah. Maybe just listen to some more comedy. It'll get funnier. Well, I listened to a lot of comedy in person I see a lot of comedy. Yeah, you're on your phone scrolling in the back of the room waiting for your turn now Never who's someone great that you've seen recently in life

Saw Ian Lara have a great set the other night I guess I was like two weeks ago was he great or he just had a great set like Like I feel like you're kind of basing it more on like, was the room great? Were his jokes great? No, because I didn't have a great set. If the room was great, I would have. Yeah, true. So he was hilarious? Yeah, he was very funny.

Who else? Callum had a good set last night. He did some new stuff that was funny. It was good to get back up on stage last night, first time in two weeks. I know, knocked your rust off. Killed as usual. You bring any Wyoming shit? I did.

My first five minutes was all brand new stuff that I wrote yesterday and it worked. All of it? Most of it until the end. He kind of. When you have new stuff, is it the first time you say it out loud when you're on the stage? No, I don't usually write out jokes like I did with this one, but this one I tried to say it out loud a couple of times. Where?

The beats. At your apartment? At my apartment. Your neighbors are probably like, keep it the fuck down. Oh, they get a lot of, I'm noisy in there. Yeah. It's a lot of noise coming from my apartment. It's me yelling, playing call of duty or me FaceTime, or me saying my bits out loud.

And when you said the bit out loud, did you say it with perfect cadence? No. I said it and then I listened back to it, and then I changed something, and then I did it, and then I strapped like half of it. That's kinda how it goes. What do you do?

I just go on stage and talk it out loud. That's what I do for most of my stuff, but this one felt a little too long to do that. You want to do it for us now? No, why would I do that? Just kind of like test it, see if the audience thinks it's funny. The general public won't hear this for six years. And I'm still gonna be saying in the bit, I just got back from Wyoming. You guys know Wyoming? Bo will be dead gonna be saying in the bit. I just got back from Wyoming You guys know Wyoming? Bo will be dead because he served in the war by then Bo will have served on the front line when we drafted for Ukraine

I'm sorry, bro. I shouldn't have said that. I fucking love Bo. All good. Bo and your episode go to top two episode Not two. it a cult classic cult classic not to it was so bad It was unbelievably bad. I Was like do you want to do this and I was like you don't have to do it like I can get Francis to do it and he was like no I'll do it. He's like I've always wanted to do a podcast And then we do yeah, it was literally like that. It was he gave me nothing he was like I'm trying to think of like as soon as I offered the idea of him being on it he was like All right. Let me try to think of some funny stories to tell and I was like, no, it's just let's just talk And then we got on he just had nothing to say and then as soon as we started as soon as the we cut

Tons of jokes. And I was like, where the was that during the podcast? Which is not surprising. I would have been fucking quiet too. Yeah, no, you suck for like the first hundred episodes. Yeah, I also sucked. I wasn't good at guiding him through it because I don't typically do podcasts

where I'm the only host. Right. Yeah, it's a new exercise. I said we needed Ron there. You talk about Pat Bev getting his contract renewed? With Barstool? Yeah. It's huge.

I've been getting a lot of congratulations about it. Yeah. I saw you sent him a really nice message. I feel like I'm on my third contract and I've never once, you never even have asked. Nobody posted. You sent him one and you were once, you never even have asked. Nobody posted. You sent him one and you were like, second contract's the hardest. That's where greatness is built. Etched into a tombstone.

You're my brother forever. If you didn't get re-signed, I would have walked too. Yeah, but then Rohn full posted to his Instagram, Son of a Boy Dad, which I don't know the last time you've even posted about an episode coming out. I promote them all the time, bro. Are you confusing Son of a Boy Dad with Tuesday Night Comedy with Column? I went on a whole fucking podcast tour of LA and every single one they said, what do you have to plug? And I said, listen to Son of a Boy Dad.

Oh, good, good. That's branching out. That's doing ground work. Oh, that was Feet on, that was Boots on the Ground. This next guy you know from Son of a Boy Dad, everybody in the audience is quickly grabbing their phones to subscribe between the 10 seconds that last. No, not shows. On podcasts I did this. Oh, I see.

I said, listen to my podcasts. He was wearing a QR code on his shirt. Francis, if you went on a podcast and they said anything to plug, you would have said francessellers.com for tickets. I don't even know if I promoted my shows. No, I would have said tires. No, I would've said prancelus.com for tickets. I don't even know if I promoted my shows. No, I would've said tires. That's just, that's how. No, I would say Son of a Boy Dad.

I would say Son of a Boy Dad. Well, we just need to get you on the, I mean. It's in my profile on Instagram. And we just need to get you on the fucking, on the marquee. And we should put you, we should have you put. Is it on your website? I got rid of my website. But what we should do is you should add Son of a Boy Dad social tag to your Instagram profile.

That will help. I'll do that. That'll be good for us. It's on my Twitter for sure. I think it's actually the only thing on my Twitter profile. Lies. No. I think it's literally just son of a boy dad yeah it is there

little sass is a liar is this the one you were thinking of no no you see that cod highlight I put out earlier she was crazy what I got a couple games in before I came here today yeah and you filmed it to like Get clips from no, you don't have to film it You can just press the left button on your copy controller in it and it says when do you want to capture from? Maybe I'll start getting back into video games, bro. Maybe I'll start getting into the NCAA 25 I mean no one has carried their team like I carried my team this morning Who was on your squad 36 kills Bo? No, I was solo. 36 kills, the person below me had 17. Wow. I mean that's my back was sore. Yeah, you gotta lift with your

legs not your back bro. You'll throw your shit out. We dominated. I had people rage quitting because I was playing so well. I was doing jump shots and then I posted online everyone's like bot lobby, not a bot lobby. I'm sure it looks like a bot lobby when there's that level of greatness performing. No, you definitely had crazy mods on. I don't. I wish I did. I've thought about downloading hacks a couple times, but never going to do it. You probably will.

But that's cool though. I'm not going to hold it against you. I'm pumped to get back because I promised a new compilation soon. It's the best way to promote your tour. It is. I promise a new compilation. It's just tough to decide what you want to do. It's not the best way to promote your tour it is I promise a new compilation it's just tough to decide what it's not the best way to promote your tour is the only thing that you're comfortable with posting online though brother I'm not

comfortable posting my gaming it's it's a risk that's like that's like David Bowie stepping into the unknown that's like David Bowie acting you're good and you don't know if you're good because you post online and it's easier people to just go bots by lobby Hardcore you plan on hardcore. You're the man the arena. I'm playing our lobby People like to shit on playing on hardcore because it's easier to kill people hardcore and call of duty It's like one bullet kills someone. Hmm. It's supposed to be like realistic But and everyone shits on it. They're like what you're playing on hardcore. It's like well, I'm playing on yeah I'm playing on her court. It's easier for me to die, too

It's not just easier for easier for me to kill. It's easier for me to die too. It's not just easier for me to kill. It's easier for me to be killed. Are you talking to me? Yeah. Yeah. You feel like Forrest Gump on the bench. He's looking at me. And I was like, is this for me?

And I was running. Well, I got a lot of nasty comments saying hardcore. Yeah, hardcore. Going on a six kill streak that quick and hardcore is very tough to do. Only if you can hear the music can you pull that off. Does it feel like talking to your like a nursing home patient with dementia?

Him talking to me reminds me of going on a date with someone from a dating app who looks nothing like their pictures. Where from the moment I meet them, then we sit down and I wanna be nice, but I don't hear a single word they say. Just checked out, pissed off about how you got lied to. How many drinks before I can leave

without hurting her feelings. Well her feelings are gonna be hurt regardless, so you might as well just bail. I was promised big tits. This isn't really doing it for me. I'm sure that people aren't lying on their tits. They're probably lying on their face. Oh really? I would definitely, if I was a girl I'd just be lying about the tits. No the face is tough to lie about you're gonna see the face. That's what they, that's what they lie about. You're gonna see the face. They hold the camera up here and then...

And then they... And you're like, wow, she's got long arms or something. Yeah. She comes in and she's just in fish eye. Like she was honest about her face, but she just is a fish eye woman. Speaking of fishing, I'm thinking of getting a new rod. I think it's time to upgrade to a good rod. I got a good reel with my rod.

I got a Reddington rod and it's pretty cheap. It was like, I got it at the, just had a fly shop and it was cheap and it's not, it's doing a good job but it's not a great rod. And I'm thinking about upgrading to the Orvis Helios. Rod Stewart? Yeah, Rod Brendamore. Yeah. Rod Stewart? Yeah, Rod Bryndamore. Yeah.

Rod, but now I'll have enough rods for us to all go fishing together. Rod Tidwell? I'm invited? Yeah. Wow. What? This is massive.

I've never been invited to Jersey. I've never been invited to the South Branch. Why don't we go hit the Housatonic again? It's time right now. This is the time. I don't think that's really gonna do it for me. I think that's better than Jersey, bro. I don't think it is. Jersey has really good fishing. I know that this is... Well, Housatonic's in New York. I thought it was in Connecticut. You're right.

We go to Jersey on the way down to a Phillies game? Yeah, we could. Fish in the afternoon. Stop at the South Branch, wet some lines, a couple dry droppers. Wet some lines, go to Woodrow Wilson service area. Find the cut. Oh, go to Bruce Springsteen service area? Is that a thing? Or no, Bon Jovi? I don't fucking know. Yeah, it is Bon Jovi, I think. Yeah, maybe it's Bon Jovi service area. There's a Bon Jovi service area. Service Plaza and all they play is Bon Jovi really imagine working at the Cinnabon there and Like wanting to blow your brains out our to us living on a prayer Johnny used to work on the docks Order up for the main extra cream Jovi's a good band

It's a good band for like kid at like child athletes to listen to for a baby grunk. Yeah Kid at like child athletes to listen to for a baby grunk. Yeah It's a pump show your friends as your dad plays Bon Jovi driving to a game That is that's what that's what the goal is. Let's end the episode Whatever you say, bro. I'm glad you said it not me. I've been getting in trouble. No That's the thing is I never want to end the episode. No, we just cut it out every time you say it No, cuz I haven't even done my plugs yet What could we will fall into my yeah Listen sass and I will be in Cleveland

August I believe 16th weekend for three nights then I'm gonna be in Austin Texas in September on to Lexington, Kentucky, I'm coming to. I'm coming to Dallas again. And we're going to do Kansas city. And we're going to do Rochester. And then we're going to do Grand Rapids, Michigan

in December. Really? Yeah. I don't know if I was, if I was, Yeah. So you can go if I was notified about that. Yeah. So you can go to, my Instagram has the link. I think it's PunchUp Live, Francis Ellis.

Just find that. And that's where you'll be able to get tickets to all those shows. And go support Nate Dogg at the final table of the World Series of Poker. He's going to be on the main table at the World Series of Poker. But before you do all that, make sure we

head on over to littlesasquatchwebsite.com. I'm meeting Austin this week. Tickets are flying off the shelves. So go get tickets for that. It's gonna be, Gardini's gonna be there opening up. And it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a good time. Lots of laughs.

It's gonna be fun. And you're gonna be announcing that you're gonna be replacing a certain, well, you'll do your announcement down there. For what? You're gonna be replacing a certain podcast host in Austin yeah permanently Matt and Harry's secret podcast I didn't want to do the announcement now all right come see me in Austin please I'm begging you thank you goodbye Thank you. Goodbye.