Son of a Boy Dad - Boy Story 3, Part 1 | Son of a Boy Dad #122

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. KB? Yeah. Alrighty. Hello. Hello, world.

This is weird. My shit ain't working. Let me take my fucking bracelets off. K, do you want to switch seats? I feel like you're too jacked for that chair. I don't know, bro. I don't think I need to have phones. Yeah, no phones?

I don't even have phones. No, the phones weren't working. No cans, no cans. No films this year. Son of a boy, dad pod with heart. You know how it is very special guests this is probably the last time

we're ever gonna do this last time I'm ever gonna fucking see you yeah I know this shit breaks my heart because usually we only do this right before a break a lot can happen

and it's crazy how fast we'll both get comfortable and content with the missing links you do and us do and you right

we're gonna normalize life like within the second day. What if I don't? What if I struggle? What if I start calling you guys at 3 in the morning? You've never once confided in me. I've never given you advice. What if I turn into one of the 30 people here who call you at 3 in the morning?

Yeah. They want nothing more than to give you all of the advice you give. You'll be talking about some shit at the bar and I'll be lying. I'll be like, I was in the exact same situation. And you still won't come to me. He wants to give you advice

so bad. I want to leave the bar and just get a call from you and a smile on my face. He has so much to say to you. It's too late now. Hell no. You blew your chance.

I am going to become one of those people though. I know you got a whole fucking gang of dudes that call you at 2 a.m. every week. He does. The amount of Barstool employees that call me at the crack of dawn. Hey man, I just need to pick your brain.

I just need some advice. They don't know that my finger is hovering on the trigger every second. Dude, have I ever exhaled in your face? It smells like barrel of gunpowder. Just a powder, gunpowder. a cloud of gunpowder in your face gun breath dude have you yeah i've got gun breath dude the sticky fucking stainless steel nobody told me there was cool in my teeth why didn't you tell me did you have a little excuse you have a little hollow tip in your teeth

yeah those are you. I've heard rumors. Somebody doesn't want to play roofball anymore. I ain't jumping in that gym. They are warm, though. Yeah, no, they're the best that way. You don't want them chilled. It's like a basic tequila. Oh, you have beer?

Yeah. Is there only one? No, there's four. Have them room temp. That's how Asians drink them. I'm kidding. I love High Noon and I support High Noon through everything.

Nick does do weekly performance reviews for like a big group of employees. I have a team of 48 under me. Yeah. Soon to be 40. Bad, bad times. Yeah. It's a, it's consultant season. And they're painting the office white.

Apparently in like corporate America, when they paint the office white, bad sign. Really? They call it eggshell white, like walk on eggshell white. Apparently in like corporate America, when they paint the office white, bad sign. Really? They call it eggshell white, like walk on eggshell white. Really? Yeah. I believe that. It's scary. Where are you getting that from?

Up in the air, that movie? No, man. Just real, real life, real America. Yeah, dude. Oh, you're so disconnected from the real world. Have you ever had a real job, dude? Uh, nah, not really. I applied for JG Went wentworth but i didn't

get hired i went in cocky with wrinkled pants i basically put my feet up on the desk and i was like who do i send the muffet basket to to make this thing official why were you why why wrinkled pants why was that the deal breaker uh i think i just like grabbed him off the top of the laundry pile that morning it was bad i don't know i mean i've had like was bad. I don't know. I mean, I've had like restaurant jobs, but I don't know if that counts as real jobs. Why did you? I guess you motherfuckers both had, you both were grinding in the real world

being funny for fucking, for nobody. Funny for nothing. Who were you being funny to back when you guys had jobs? I, um, shit, I had a bigger following then. I was, I was so much happier. I had girls who followed me. I was so much happier.

I had girls who followed me. Not anymore. No, it's great for alienating the one thing I do it for. But yeah. Well, like, I mean, personally, who are you funny for? Like when you were doing, when you were working with the children, like you had nobody in the office. Did you ever make any silly faces? I was so pathetic that i live i lived online so when i wasn't online i didn't have any personality because i said that's

my twitter thing so i would do my real life and be have the dollest personality because i didn't care i was i'm gonna go to the bathroom look at twitter where i have a vibrant person where i can't dictate who i am to these people i was mr serious around the office you weren't funny to anybody i didn't i didn't even have the desire the motivation to make people laugh in real life i still don't get the motivation to be funny imagine watching a comedy movie and just being like oh i got to laugh for free that was fun instead of just like i'm going to toil and try to do this yeah that should have been me compare myself to everybody yeah that should have been me and step brothers damn that's a fucking it's a tough uh a tough

spot to be in but probably like way sweeter to not always have to be doing it at all times to not have to be like cracking jokes it was more my life when i had a real job than it is now yeah it uh consumed every thought i had because i knew that there was a possibility that i could be where i am now and i needed to get there how long were you chefing a tweet for how long were you motherfuckers in the lab for in a tweet i wasn't on twitter for very i wasn't doing it for very long but my goal was one tweet a week and i was i had a whole fucking whiteboard research yeah if you looked at his old tweets a lot they were like full product productions yeah they were coming back they're like resurfacing now yeah maybe so embarrassed productions yeah kyle's yours were yours were like full fucking

week-long affairs. Every time I come on this podcast, I play the Twitter loser role. Let's talk about cool shit. Yeah, let's talk about cool shit. Let's talk about how jacked you are. That is cool shit. Where are you buying t-shirts right now? John Deere.

John Deere hat, too. All mediums. This is my posting on Instagram. That's not a medium. But look at the way that the's cut the way that the uh the sleeve is cut let me tell you that's intentional i took uh a nude picture of myself i planted from this in the the picture room nude there's a picture i've never taken a nude picture you've never taken a picture of your dick? This was like full body nude. I started...

Well, I finally got the guts... Which way were your hips facing? ...to pose and take pictures of my mostly nude body just to see my progress after getting to pump him. And it was really disillusioning. Why? I looked huge, but I didn't like who I saw. And then I inched the shorts down a little bit so

you could see the line yeah take a picture of that like the what are those the cum gutters yeah yeah picture and i was like what if i just dropped it like no one's looking and i'll take with the snapchat app and then delete it afterward and i'll send it to anyone you took it with a third party app they have that china has that yeah my my my dick looks so much worse now why because my whole body is bigger like my legs are a lot bigger my everything else is bigger nothing everything else has grown tremendously and then my dick has stayed the same but it's still the same it was the worst one no a guy a guy that in college. A guy, I like started working at this lounge and the guy that owned the lounge was like,

oh, skinny guy's like, you got the best because your dick looks beautiful in front of that really thin backdrop. When you widen out the backdrop, the whole perspective changes. It looks so much smaller, yeah. It's the only place where black isn't slimming though. It's fucking brutal.

So what are you going to do? You need to find a way to plump your cock. No, I don't. It's another thing. I don't. So you're cool with it? You haven't pod,

you haven't done a podcast with Kyle in a while. He doesn't joke around. He's thrown in the towel on joking around. I'm being serious though. And it's been reflecting in the numbers.

I have no desire to joke. I want to talk i want to like paul like making impacts on our life on our lifestyle i'm down for that you're turning into that fucking swedish guy changing your circle post completely yeah you suck so bad. My uncle, when he lived in Dallas in the summertime, when he was playing 16 and softball, he would go into his car on like 105 degree day and he'd turn up the heat to like maximum heat and he would try and make himself as hot as possible inside the car. And then when he got outside of the car in Dallas, he would feel relatively cool to how hot that he had been inside the car and then when he got outside of the car in dallas he would feel relatively cool

to how hot that he had been inside the car that's like uh when i was that's like going taking a freezing cold shower before jumping in the pool oh yeah in the pool it's hot toasty yeah well that's what i'm doing with life yes yeah that's why i brought it up right thank you i could tell that's what you're doing with life but the thing thing is, you're refusing to get out of the car. Exactly. I'm holding out on some... Nikki's got to break the window and have you lap up from my pole. I'm holding out on nirvana.

It's got to be coming. You're swinging with the donut on, but you're also bringing the donut up to bat. Yeah, exactly. You're getting up to bat with the heaviest bat of all time. Such a good metaphor. That's exactly what's happening.

But you're just going to work out. It's going to be fucking sick. You're going to be jacked as fuck in the Midwest where nobody's jacked. You're going to be repulsive in the Midwest. Yeah. They're not going to understand what they're looking at. I want to get so jacked. You guys will understand.

I want to too. How much weight have you gained? No, like 165. What were you three years ago? Three years ago, I was 162 and fat with no muscle. Chubby. Which you were not. No, you weren't at all.

What were you like when we went to LA? Then I got down to like 148. So you were like 148 in LA? Yeah. That was insane. So you've gained 15 to 20 pounds of muscle. Yes. Damn.

Yeah. It's crazy because I want to be jacked too. But we don't have the desire. We don't have the desire like that. I really wanted it because it's not hard. No, it is. No, it actually is. It takes no talent, no skill.

It just takes, like you do it every day. And then if you like doing it, which I did, it's like, I like it as much as someone who likes to eat a whole pie of pizza every day. But I don't even have the desire to do things I want to do. I know you're... Like, I have all the endless food options in the world but I'm like I'm gonna go home and have a fucking pop tart because it's faster and easier or I'm like I wanna meditate every day and just like dude

I get so bored meditating like 30 seconds I'm just like out on it like I want to do it I tried to learn Arabic yesterday you just yesterday let me learn this real quick I got through do and da what is that i don't know they don't they didn't tell me what it meant it was supposed to be sounds like a frank the tank song yeah it was about matching up the letters with the dude are you sure you weren't

reading the lyrics to camptown races no but uh i really did want to learn Arabic for a minute. And then I tried it. I got Duolingo. I set my thing for five minutes a day. And then it said that it would take me 2,200 hours to learn Arabic. And I said, that's not going to happen. That's definitely not going to happen. Yeah, how many days would that be?

Why Arabic? It would be funny. Because it would be hilarious. It would be the funniest thing. If I just started speaking fluent Arabic. Even if you started like writing in Arabic. Oh, yeah. Any language that doesn't use our characters will be funny to know. It would be hilarious funniest thing if i just started speaking fluent even if you started like writing in arabic oh yeah any language that doesn't use our characters will be funny to know hilarious if you just could speak and i watched a movie last night where a white dude just started speaking

korean and it was so fucking funny yeah if i knew korean i thought about korean i thought about uh mandarin but i looked it up mandarin and arabic are the hardest languages in the world to learn but Ni Hao Ma you can just get that oh shwee shwee yeah shwee shwee shwee inshallah mashallah I think it's

bishallah dude that's pretty good progress for one evening doing dogs yeah yeah you learn more watching live leak

than you did yeah because I'm watching the show, The Looming Tower. It's about the build up to 9-11. You're still watching that? Yeah. Started it like yesterday. Five minutes a day or what?

How many hours is it going to take? Ten episodes. I'm on episode seven. Yeah, my patience was so fucked from years of phone addiction that I treated like watching full movies like they were learning a language. I was like, all right all right i gotta get 20 straight minutes because i couldn't even do that i i have to put my phone in another room the phone is truly that show i have to rewind every 30 seconds because anytime that they anytime i look at my phone for more than a second i miss something because it's a lot of subtitles just a lot of arabic which is why i wanted to learn

arabic i thought i could just maybe bang it out in one night, learn the whole language. Dude, I wouldn't have to look at this train the whole time. Imagine being fluent in Arabic and you like get an Uber and you're the whole time in there and then you hop out and say something in Arabic on the way out.

Oh, yeah. You knew what you were saying on speakerphone the entire time. Listen to this. Dude, listen to this. I was in Uber this morning. And this is what from you live close we had to go to this bar to shoot something for out of order

the whole ride it all sounds like you you got to request punjabi mc i think it was just one song the whole time and i was furious when i got in the over by the end of the drive i was praising canal i don't know what they they jail they jail broke the like the volume settings to go extra high you go to this place at 10 a.m you're hearing that shit yeah the volume that hasn't reached like the western world yeah because they do that in the east though the guy is like smiling he's like i can't hear it. It's so loud. You have to. But they'll do it through an entire city in the Middle East.

They'll just be playing like exactly that song. Dude, it's relaxing. It's always that song. Five hours. That song did not. There was not like a pause. There was never a pause in between. It was one song the entire time.

A 30 minute Uber. It was probably a live stream like when you travel far enough east i think it's like one song per billion people oh yeah you go to the snapchat map where you can look at anyone oh it's so fun you go to these middle east they're all playing that song yeah i'll go right but they're like doing like relaxing things while listening to the loudest song imaginable. It's a good song. Trust me, if you're in there for more than 20 minutes, you fall into the trance of Allah.

The lady has a sweet... You start going, you're like, maybe Allah does have the answers. He's got it figured out. A sweet, buttery voice. Do they say, those who do not fear death will never die? I was just reading a book about lost cities and there was three odd that's right now that's just you i was the first one you clicked dude that's against

the religion though that's more like it just like playing with pots just a weird echo to it just a reverb on it because they're not i think it's against their religion to have songs with instruments in them but they're they only use their voice and then they're eating american fast food in their car all the time in their very nice masturbating skinny gluttons yeah we used to you remember the lebanese church yes we would go there and they would do it all in arabic yeah some reason that made it less boring than having oh every once in a while you go to an arabic mass it might be a better language. It's a very enticing experience hearing those people talk.

It's captivating. The spices too? Yeah. I don't know. We'll cut that out. No, it's funny. It's awfully hot to be wearing that jacket. Oh man, that's why they make them kick off their shoes no shoe bombs yeah dude they they they're good people over there there you go good safe they are they

definitely are they have better manners and they're probably just fucking love you they do they don't i'm jewish they hate you i'm one of them. No, that's not. They're Muslim. Yeah, we all, it's hand in hand. No, it's not. We all get along. I don't think it is. You boys are the ones that are in trouble.

Catholic? Polish? Oh my God. You guys know about the Polish arc? No. He's like pretending to be super proud to be kind of Polish. I'm not even, I'm kind of Jewish, so. That doesn't make sense though why does it

not make sense i get that it's like a cultural thing but like it's it's a religion but it's ethnicity it's in your blood what percent of the what beliefs do you have and don't have hey guys let's take a second and talk about game time game time the exclusive ticketing partner of barstool sports game time was created by fans and for fans and it's easier to use than ever because you can score last minute tickets last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts, shows, anything you want and it's guaranteed to have the lowest price.

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Terms apply. Well, not actually Jewish. But you're kind of, do you celebrate anything or are you just half-celebrating? I celebrated Hanukkah a little bit when I was younger. A little? Was it four candles? Well, not. I'm not actually Jewish. Do you celebrate anything? I celebrated Hanukkah a little bit when I was younger. A little? Was it four candles? The first night. We would light the candles. We wouldn't get any gifts, though.

Oh, that's the worst. It was kind of cool, though. What was cool about it? The Baruch Atah Adonai part. He speaks every language. You probably know some Arabic. Give us your best Arabic. I knows a little bit about everything. Give us your best Arabic.

I just gave you the... Was that Arabic? The Assalamu Alaikum. Yeah, see? Wa Alaikum Salat. That type of shit, bro. I don't know what that is. I don't know what it says.

It's like, what's up? What's good? Mix in some do's and dahs. Yeah. I only know do dah. What is do and dah mean? But you don't actually. No, I don't.

Not at all what was fun about getting Hanukkah but no presents well it's usually when my dad would come home angry one day and he'd be like we're celebrating Hanukkah tonight because we were raised Catholic so he was pissed he needed to do better

he was probably mad at my to do better, better probably mad at my mom being like, this is why we can't get an agent. No, he's probably like, well, we'd never celebrate

my religion, but he's not religious either. My dad never even had a bar mitzvah. So just when your dad was mad, it was Hanukkah.

It didn't matter the month. We would do like, we would light the, I mean, it was cool lighting the candles and blowing them out.

Are you confusing Hanukkah with your birthday? I guess you don't, I guess you candles and blowing them out. Are you confusing Hanukkah with your birthday? I guess you don't blow them out. No. It was cool lighting the candles. You had a harmonica. It was cool lighting the candles? Or not a harmonica.

Did I say a harmonica? You were fucking eating chocolate every day. Sweating all of a sudden. You guys had a harmonica? What did you mean by a harmonica? Bonnie, you were playing like the Blues Brothers? I got to pee and I'm sweating. In every part of my body.

A menorah. I know what it is. I knew it. It's harmonica. Harmonica. I was thinking yarmulke and then I... Harmonica. I'm not Jewish.

Harmonica starts with an H. I'm half Jewish. Harmonica. It is funny to be like... Ethnically. I'm Catholic ethnically. Yeah. There's no ethnic Catholics.

Because Judaism is the only religion that is an ethnicity. So are you Palestinian? I don't know, dude. I just know I'm Jewish. You're not Palestinian. You do know that you're not Palestinian. Maybe I am. You've never seen my 23andMe? But my wife's 23andMe, we told this to LaM wife's 23 and me we told this to lemare

or no we told us to warm up yeah she's black yeah she's black no no no she's one percent jewish oh yeah see i'm like you can be okay but is that because your mom is right no my dad is oh so that doesn't count no only if your mom is then you can claim judea and you can then you can well you can claim you can transition yeah you can yeah that's you can claim it. You can transition. Yeah, you can, yeah. That's the switch over. Yeah. 1%. Yeah, that's what I mean.

It's like, where is it coming from? Penny to the dollar. Where is it coming from? She's pinching that penny. But, Penny's still a thing. They just got to get rid of those.

I was just saying that. I was like, I got rid of mine. No cocky shit, but I was saying, we get rid of fucking nickels and dimes. Nah, we can't get rid of dimes. Get rid of mine no cocky shit but I was saying we get rid of fucking nickels and dimes nah we can't get rid of dimes get rid of quarters too just make everything a flat dollar

yeah then you guys are going to park at a parking meter be fucked I don't have a car that sounds like more of a Chicago problem oh no this is crazy you guys got like three more weeks of making jokes KB's already gearing up no he's ready

I'm ready to get fired and live the best life of my life in chicago best life of life best life of life no you guys are really vamping up the comedy here i just saw that they got all the barstool sports book seats in the yeah so that's that's funny we're doing nightly live streams of sports here it's going to be preposterous. Literally every night of the week, there's going to be a live stream. What's funny about that? What are we going to do? You wouldn't get it. You would have no idea.

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to this good ass episode. I think that the change game like I'm not carrying that in my pocket. It's very European. Have you ever thrown out change? Yeah, often. Yeah. You say you throw away a lot European. Have you ever thrown out change? Yeah, often. Yeah, you said you throw away a lot of money. I've thrown out coins before.

Put it in the Chipotle bag. That's going in the trash. That shit ruins my pocket. Yeah. And it makes your hands stink. It makes your hands stinky. And it tastes bad. It tastes bad. It takes up so much space in my wallet.

You put your coins in your wallet? Where else am I going to put them? I'm not going to have them in my pocket. Then I have to hold them or touch a change purse i hate this change verse would be funny is it the smell of change i hate it dude and it tastes just as bad ew dude that's disgusting you've never sucked on a coin no that's a mouthful of a mouthful of nickels that could actually make me throw up right now even thinking about about that. Just suck it on a quarter. They used to say like to beat a breathalyzer.

Yeah, you suck on a penny. You put a penny under your tongue. Is that true? That's not true. No. That's just how you had to pay off the cops. I love the people who drive that shit. I used to watch videos about that when I first started drinking to be like, in case once I start drunk driving, I'm going to have to know how to beat a breathalyzer.

It's going to be part of it. I was preparing to drunk drive. Week two. The internet's normalizing drunk driving now. Oh, yeah. It's cool. It is back? Yeah.

I thought it kind of died off for a little. I saw that coming. Yeah. Because it used to be if you were a drunk driver, you were the biggest villain of all time. There was like a PSA era. Yeah. And then Uber came up and then everybody kind of forgot about that era. And then people would start posting about it,

bragging only to like kill someone a week later. Yeah. Right now, top dog, the worst thing you can be is someone who goes on like a hinge date with two different girls in one week. Yeah. That's like, you're worse than a murderer.

We talked about this on the act. Yeah, that's who's vilified. That's more of a villain. West Elm Caleb. West Elm Caleb. He's top dog oh he's bigger than bin laden or gaston yes yeah people in america genuinely hate him if you had to rank like who's worse west elm caleb white america hates him yeah it's true i saw a woman today on uh on black twitter and she said that like she was like i just uh this dude asked me out for a date in the dms and i left him on red and he has the audacity the next day to have a woman in victoria's

secret taking her out on a date and she's just getting fucking flamed could have been her yeah yeah i mean they're just celebrating the taking a girl to victoria's secret for dates hilarious first date is that first That's a liar. Is that first date? Is that first? Yeah. Babe, will this cover your pussy? What size are your titties?

What's your exact titty size? What size tits do you wear? Wait, let me guess. I had a boy who used to claim that he could fucking guess any woman's titty to like the letter of the bra size. Just on taste. One lick and I'll know the exact size of your cheek up against it he could hear my boy was actually good at this he could see a face just the portrait of the face and tell if she had a fat ass or tits but she as long as provided she had one of the two what was that what was the telltale song i

don't know yeah cheekbones he has it in him yeah rosy what's his name what's his name is it alfredo um it's me i can't be a minute nah those old old news okay b was a it's on the nose should we do a test right now yeah Find a woman. Zoom in. It's all in the nose? The bridge of the nose. The bridge of the nose. Are we going into our personal? What are you guys searching?

I don't know. That's what I was thinking. I'm just going to Instagram explore page. That's going to be both. Yeah. I'm looking like Baldwin. You're not making Explore. By the way, both are out. Us guys, we don't want both.

Both is out. Both is done. Both isn't even real. Would you turn down both? Not me. I'm taken. Just culturally. I feel like that body type is out mine's not anyone see everyone that's not coming off of mine is people

got one no tits fuck I'm embarrassed it took me that long she's ass oh okay 100%

right yeah I just made that up she doesn't even have tits I don't look at face I've never examined the face in my life this is the last

male or female I'm looking at the top 100 most pornified fictional characters I saw that proud non-knower of any of the top 100 most pornified fictional characters proud non-knower of any of the top 10 liar

it's probably anime people 100% I bet you Adventure Time made it too tell me which one KB oh Jesus oh gigantic tits I've seen her nailed it kyle tyler are you serious i'm kidding it was the his mother theresa beautiful beautiful mother theresa you think mother

theresa had a hoe face 100 No, but Archbishop Perez did. Isn't that the Phillies? Phillies? So the Philly Bishop got sent away from Philly and they had sent him to Wheeling because he was a predator. Which one? Cardinal? No, Bishop. That's what they did.

Bransfield. The Philly Bishop got sent to Wheeling as penance for fucking boys. Really? I thought they upgraded them when they did that. Bishop got sent to Wheeling as penance for fucking boys yeah really I thought they upgraded them when they did that they got sent to like the Vatican

they send you to Rome to like they send you on a fucking Mediterranean vacation yeah they send you to Rome for congratulations and then to Arizona for retirement

out of respect well we got your runoffs your sloppy seconds you and I have probably been with the same man yeah honestly we're Eskimo bros. We have one degree of separation.

Bishop Bransfield. Damn, what an absolute stud. I feel like Mother Teresa might have had some fucking jubblies underneath there, though. It's hard to tell under a habit. Yeah, but I feel like Indian men really appreciate a heavy top. Indian men appreciate anything. That's not true. Indian men are discerning they have indian men have the highest standards they have the lowest standards no no no indian men would dm a girl not attractive and they'd be like you are my queen

those are the the bottom of the barrel that's just a random i watched the indian matchmaking show and they do have very high standards well have you ever seen indian people men and women both make like resumes for like marriage that they give to parents and their parents match them up and they have like their cast that they're a member of super straight it's insane cast shit is crazy it's all about like education they go through like this one guy went through like a hundred um clients or attempts and denied them all yeah he denied 100 like a hundred he probably didn't want to date an indian girl or marry an indian girl no yeah yeah he liked dick yeah what uh do you think

that yeah i don't know that's a that's a have transgenders made it over to that area of the world? No. Like, is that a thing over there? Like Thailand? No. Thailand, there's transgenders in Thailand? I think they're the godfathers of the culture. Yeah, I don't even know if Michigan got it yet.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, there's not a single one in Cedar Rapids. No chance that it made it out there. Yeah, dude, it's got to be tough to be in a matchmaking situation, getting paired up that way. Probably so stress-free of a life. I think the future will be too easy with AI. It will gauge how you react to a photo and then match you with to match you with

someone who also reacted to your photo positively right I think that's kind of yeah the evolution of like a swipe left swipe right type of situation just your body tells you what it wants I don't know I don't fear AI like that but maybe that would be a fucking scary way for it to go down they're just fucking I think AI is going to be sick. No. Everything's going to be instant and easier. The most part better. And then we're going to be out of jobs.

You think we are? Yeah. We're last to go. We're the talent. I think doctors are up before us. Doctors are up before us. No, because people won't want that. But people will still want the fellas talking in the mics, bro.

I think they can just be dumb without us now. I don't think people will want their doctor to be a robot. No. If you're going in for like a major surgery, you want a human. All major surgeries are done by robots. Yeah. It'll be happening. I think introverts will want the robot and then, you know, guys like you will need the

person to talk to. Yeah. You love to yuck it up before getting cut open. Hell no. I just would want like a human to be like, hey, this is what's going to happen. This is what we're going to do to you. Look at my poor Piper. Oh, she just got spayed.

Oh, poor girl. Is that her belly all shaved? Look at that. That's the voice you use when you talk to her? Katie, what did you do to your cat? What is that? Is that what the cone's for? What's that sound?

It's like an old lady voice. Look at my poor Piper. My Piper. Sweet baby. Why does it have the cone? She got spayed. Because you fucking choke slammed her after she ran on her chest.

She got her pussy chopped off Oh yeah They chopped her Yeah I don't need Yeah Pussy without a pussy Do they

Do cats Do animals need that If they live alone Cats have pussies Obviously I know Cats have pussies bro How do you know Why obviously

Because of all the cats I've fucked Like the dude Like the dude on The idol Why obvious? Because of all the cats I've fucked. Like the dude on The Idol. This tight ass pussy. They cut it after five episodes, right? Yeah, I know. That's a quick run. So heartbreaking.

Yeah, it gave us so much material. Because it wasn't the plan for six episodes. People have a hard time accepting the truth. Yeah, that's that girl. Of what this world has become. Is that girl Johnnyny depp's daughter yeah oh my god dude poor fucking guy that's just weird as hell that his daughter's like just ass naked dripping single tears on fucking hbo and the cum face yeah cum face first

episode face on her she has cum on her face in the first episode. You got it right the first time. She's got a little face on her cum. There was that much cum. There was more cum. Yeah. Yeah. Way more cum than face. She had a face all over that guy's cum. Yeah. Very lewd HBO shows have been going on for a while.

What made this so... They said it was like torturous pornography. It got too nasty. They were putting like... They were like electrocuting people. What? And like not even sexually gratifying them. Just like torture. It was like Abu Ghraib type of situation.

I don't know. I don't know why they didn't. Cause I thought it was just starting to come around. I thought it was like the characters were finally getting some complexity and depth. Dude you thought sucked was like getting like humanized a little bit. I heard The Weeknd was going to show his cock in episode seven. I would for that oh my god you think it's big he's got such a boxy shape he's kind of built like spongebob he's like little stick legs yeah a fucking boxy top so i could only

imagine he does long weekend memorial day oh yeah how's spanish going it's not as rewarding as i wanted it to be but i'm still keeping along chucking no it's going to be really good when you go when you go on a on like a vacation to a spanish-speaking country or something that, I think you'll really be able to flourish. Kyle will never get his passport. The best he can do is San Antonio. Puerto Rico? Washington Heights. I've been going up there, like Spanish Harlem.

It feels like you're in a different country. Everything's in Spanish. Everyone's speaking in Spanish. Like 115th? Past. Oh, so that's Harlem. Yeah, I go in there and play basketball and shit you rise up play above they just have the most open courts and i want to hoop in private

yeah honestly there's uh my grandmother used to live at 106 in columbus and there was a court court outside of her uh building that's always. It's still free today. What was she doing in Harlem? I think, I don't know. She must have been sucking and fucking. She must have been getting busy up there. God rest her soul. Yeah, she's dead. She's extremely dead.

But my dad was up there too. But I didn't even know it was a project. Was your dad from Harlem? Yeah. Yeah. Or, I mean. Every day you prove me you're the blackest guy I know. Wait, they grew up there?

Yeah. And the projects in, in, uh, 106 in Columbus at Frederick Douglas house. I battle wrapped a guy who was from the same projects as my dad. And I like said it in the rap battle. And, uh, they're like, well, dude, it doesn't count. You're, you have white privilege. And I was like, yeah, that's probably right. That's probably true. But they were from the same projects. It's a surreal frederick douglas house is like the most project yeah that's like mlk boulevard i would rather be raised in ronald mcdonald house than frederick douglas yeah that's when you know or if it like ends in gardens it's gonna be not eden-esque

it's not costemony dude It's a whole different garden. Yeah, it was, yeah, you didn't know at the time that it was a mid-show dip out

is wild. Yeah, I had to pee. Yeah. On his own show. Yeah, wait for hours. Yeah,

go pee on their show and I could tell you just went to do your hair. It's, it's freshly zhuzhed. No, I had to pee

and I don't want to. I want to be on top of my game. You know what I mean? It's just a big one for us. It's the perfect part. We're going to get all your nasty fans in our comments. Best part of the episode was when Sass went to pee. That's pretty funny.

Yeah. That's what they'll say. That was the best part of the episode, though. What did you guys talk about when I was gone? I was thinking Fourth of July plans. What are you guys doing for Fourth? The Projects is a funny name

for those because they have no plans for them. Yeah. What? They're done. It's not a project. It's like they're still

working on it. Oh, I see. Project's finished, brother. Just call them the grades. It's done. Yeah. That wasn't it. It was definitely

a group project, but some people didn't put in enough work on it. Some people sat it out. My dad was from the projects, but I don't think it was as bad back then. I'm sure it was. Yeah. Probably worse.

No, he's not your dad's age. How old's your dad? He's old as hell. He's 75. Once you get to our age, dads become 70. How old's your dad? I feel like your dad's like 37. He's 63.

Is he in good shape? Pretty good shape for 60. Is your dad actually doug winoy yeah have we cut into the conclusion of this it is not that kb is fully doug winoy so he's been like wait he'll always be like yeah i got recognized he always gets recognized as an uber driver in charlotte doug winoy yes and so he sent a picture he's like yeah these guys recognize me? He's just wearing the yak shirt with all of our faces on it. That's the first to work out. That is shit. I was wondering how people

I thought people were like actually recognizing me. Is his face like yours? A little bit. Same nose. That's funny as fuck. What did he say today? He sent this. A picture of him holding a club in his car. Just had a PAX Freak out on me

Uber slang for passenger PAX? Started screaming at me asking why I locked him in Are you trying to hurt me? I had to use at least 35% of my mental skills To calm him down several times He was young and in mid-twenties In good shape so I activated my security stick

Just in case. Yeah. What other uber slang is that? What the hell? He's in the community, like saying Pax. Is he lying? I don't know. All my life he has embellished or hyperbolized every story.

So I don't know what part is a lie. I'm sure. What kind of upbringing does that lead to of your dad constantly lying to you someone who is incapable of being sincere and earnest i seem like a pretty sincere earnest answer though so maybe you're breaking through no that's what i am a 30 this is when i started i was like i can't just do this the rest of my life you can't lie okay just live in a thing and i did not see this coming or i would not have hitched my wagon so you need this irony i'm so prepared for grand failure professionally are you yes you're not gonna fail okay well no i'm prepared but you're

not going to i'm living for my life not my not my career. I want to fail massively and see if I can build myself up from that. That sounds gratifying, though. You're the projects. You really are. What do you think is going to happen to you? I'm not worried. I don't feel no worry. No, I understand that because you're prepared for the grand failure.

But in your head, what do you think the grand failure will be? I don't know. Like, I don't have blinds or curtains in my window. Neither do I. Yeah. I'm not prepared for grand failure. Prepare to fail or fail to prepare, bro. I should prepare to fail.

You should. That's just like how law says. Oh, God. The law says those who do not fear death will never die i said that last time i think they live life correctly yeah those who are prepared to fail will never fail well i'm dying i'm scared as hell of death yeah i think about it all the time every one of my decisions is based off of it i think i fear pain where more than way more than i fear death. I feel fear more. I'm afraid of fear more than death or pain. Like, that's why plane crashes scare me the most.

You'd be so scared as that's happening. Oh, yeah. Ten minutes of falling? Come on. Man, we're afraid of the fear. That's a nosedive? No, I was going to say unless it's a nosedive. Yeah, but how often is that happening?

Very rarely. It actually almost always has to be intentional for a nosedive to occur unless unless like the wings explode or some shit i wonder how often there's like a long fall and then they just get out of it probably more often than you'd think yeah i don't know dude i don't like it but yeah they don't they don't ever just crash like they don't just go straight down because planes can fly for over 100 miles with no engine power you can pretty much glide to any other airport yeah yeah or a near airport yeah i would like to think that the adrenaline kind of overpowers the fear so it would be like a weird i think you would pass out before you crash i think you would probably pass out before you crash from just pure like heart rate exploding through the roof i don't think so because there was that

video of the dudes in Nepal who were just like they like went out the window like flip camera to them just like sitting there. But they crashed pretty fast off the takeoff, right? Almost immediately, wasn't it? Yeah. That's that really dangerous airport. Yeah. That Donnie went to

like just normally. Yeah, that's, yeah, I'm not trying to die out here. i would prefer most deaths in the world to compare rather than a plane crash other than like cancer or some shit i don't want to have like a long-term fucking death kb's outlook on it has kind of changed my life a little bit when you were like i hope i'm just so old or like in such pain that i just death it will be like this awesome relief whenever i'm super sick i'm like i just want to be unconscious so i think the best way to die would be to be like it slowly eases into like the worst

pain and misery of your life then you're like all right let's let's do this. Some old ass people, though. All right. A lot of old ass people are just like, get me out of here. Yeah. Like old people all the time are just like, why has this not happened yet? Which is comforting for us now with our fear of death, I think. What do you guys think about? I watched a documentary on getting cloned. You guys fuck with clones? I don't think I don't believe in it.

What do you want? I just don't believe in it. That is real. I believe like maybe like physically it could look the same. But what does that mean? Same brain. We went to a petting zoo in Arizona in Tucson and we went and fed sheep and they were like every one of those is a clone.

It was all the same. I thought this only happened once. Yeah. Like Sally or who? Dolly, yeah. Dolly, yeah. I didn't know there was like random. Dude, there's pup clones in Tucson.

Wait, so that's an actual thing? Yeah. And they fed all the same. They like feel real. They fed all the same sheep. They are real. But what does that mean? Yeah, right.

How is this real? They don't have the same memories or anything. Because they start fresh. So this technology exists already. Exists, 100%. And they've done monkeys. They've tried it on people? They've done monkeys.

Dude, it exists enough to where a petting zoo that costs $30 to get into has 50 fucking clones. Yeah, yeah. Or Barbara Streisand has had the same dog for four generations of the dog. Her dog dies and she reclones it and runs it back that's actually a smart ass idea that's what that i didn't know there's they're cloning dog pets yes yeah and i would do that what are they what have they found like this this is like well this does it have the same personality traits they said uh the guy in this documentary i saw said

that they have the same personality traits but also also he was a South Korean guy who spent time in jail for like the. Going to jail in South Korea is easy. I think you can just like do like litter. Yeah. Does anybody goes? Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant they would like threaten. I don't know.

But like the actual being in the jail is easy. You're saying they send everybody to jail yeah it's easy to go to jail but it seemed like he was uh that he had just done some bad bad things to humanity i don't know i was this is one of the documentaries i couldn't go without having my phone i did two black mirror episodes without my phone got my screen time down and i was like oh i can i've earned a little treat for myself. Yeah. Earned a little bit of a taste.

It's funny that you think you're like, have less screen time when you're just watching a different screen. Yeah. I heard you talking on Matt and Shane's about your screen time. Yeah, I'm down. Lying about your numbers.

No, I wasn't. I'm probably higher. He was like, yeah, I have like three hours a day. That's me. I don't know. Is it bad across the board? Is it bad when I'm doing a cross He was like, yeah, I have like three hours a day. That's me. I don't know. Is it bad across the board? Is it bad when I'm doing a crossword or Duolingo, YouTube informative video?

I don't think it is. I don't think that's bad. I fall asleep to ASMR, so that's like nine hours a day. Three hours and 19 minutes. That's really impressive. You have a second phone? No, but like yesterday it was seven hours and 30 minutes yeah that's just today i'm three hours 19 minutes because i've been fucking grinding all day

yeah i have no time to check the phone i've been talking since 1 a.m yeah 1 p.m hasn't been that bad we've been talking since 1 p.m what the fuck it is a lot of talking i just regurgitate. We have the hardest job in the fucking world. I know. I tried to run back the murderers aren't aren't the most villainized people. And you guys didn't give me anything. I thought we were just going to play the hits on this one.

We can. Do the best of episode, but we just say the shit again. We already did a few. What's another one? What's another best of? Yeah, because like how many of your listeners have been since episode one? Not a few. What's another one? What's another best of? Yeah, because like how many of your listeners have been since episode one? Not a lot. Reread episode one.

What did we talk about in episode one? Probably something fucking stupid. Yeah, probably like, or you had like a, we had like a 12 episode thing where. The ranch. Where the ranch was big, but you. The Ashton Kutcher show. No, my buddy you went to

oh yeah wow that was a long that was a classic saga but you lusting over Sidney Sweeney went for like 12 to 15 episodes

no way you were super horny yeah did I when you were when you were working out a lot you were really horny I was talking about

Sidney Sweeney that much oh my god you should release the episodes when this was a solo podcast when it was just you oh godaz. Oh god, no. I think it was gone. Wait, that happened? Yeah. I recorded three, I recorded a sample episode and then I

sent it to Gaz and they said, we think you're more of like a writing player. Yeah. I remember when you first started at Barstool, you're like, dude, when I'm not renewed, I'm just going to beg if I could just like run socials. I was going to do that. I was going to switch over to just running social because I was like i could easily do that jobs are so easy they just have to be like holy shit look at this fucking video from 40 years ago that's resurfacing on

twitter again this grandpa ate paint yeah gramps thought it was yogurt these guys did this funny dance in the harvard baseball van to call me maybe dude my favorite one is my favorite one is caption this no that's your fucking i'm not the worst one was whoever did the instagram post remember i remember i screenshotted that and i did like a seven paragraph rant about it when it was just a dude doing a backflip at like a frat party and he was like me i'm not gonna drink much tonight 10 beers later it's just a dude doing a backflip and all the comments were like finally the old barstool's back well that's the that's their job is to post shit like that like they don't get to decide what they post being a social

that would suck and you have to come up with a caption for that except like you get to hop on trends like being a social guy when uh the whole when you nut and she keeps sucking thing was going on that you had the easiest job in the world oh yeah you just go to olympic divers yeah and zoom in and wait they do the note they do caption this and they do uh fuck what is the other one that they do it's like uh dudes were they played the uh when her when she texts you that her parents aren't i still see that yeah someone just moved yeah it's in our office are tweeting that and they're getting raises for it it's just like a lamborghini burning out

no they're getting paid heavily for that oh it, it'll be like, what is Nick thinking? Wrong answers only. That's like the equivalent to like big cats like sound off in the comments. Yeah. Wrong answers only. Fellas, let's get naughty on this one. Give us your worst. Sounds like a top blank of all time. Yeah.

Every time we play the crossword puzzle, at the end of the day, blank of all time. Yeah. Every time we play the crossword puzzle at the end of the day, after everybody's gone. Yeah. It's just people take a picture. What are the fellas looking at? Yeah. Wrong answers. Guys,

what is this hodgepodge crew? Same crew every single time. That shit's devastating though. They got to cut it out with that stuff. What? Just the, those posts. No, they, it out with that stuff. What? Just those posts. No, it's like they're bread and butter.

It's like how people they get people to keep on saying it's the old barstools back. Like that's important to them to give people like a dose of 2012 Instagram caption nostalgia. Yeah. It's hilarious to see what podcast they choose to tag. Oh, yeah. In the video. Yeah. nostalgia yeah it's hilarious to see what podcast they choose to tag oh yeah in the videos yeah it's like a viral video and just be like this dude lost his damn mind yeah at million dollars worth you know what's happening in the video no it's literally any time a black dude's in a video a black dude's gonna be like a video of ob speech to attack a million dollars worth of games. It could be Ben Carson at the Republican debates, and they're going to tag a million dollars worth of games.

Obama gives his thoughts on the latest school shooting at a million dollars worth of game. What is Obama talking about? Wrong answer zones. P.K. Subban hatchery. They'll tag like it'll be like they'll post a clip of like the Wolf of Wall Street and tag Barstool Finance. Yeah. Which what is that?

If you're following that, that's like the diehard stool. Yeah. Or they'll hit on the other line a bunch. We get tagged so much less than on the other line ours is on the other line all right that's callous yeah oh oh oh ours is just if there's a if there's an actual piece of shit in the video if it's like a dog shitting that's when we get tagged it has to be actual shit on screen for us to get tagged and then those automatically get silenced by the algorithm anyway. And Dude Wipes responds is like, P.U. Dude, you've dropped us as a sponsor seven times.

Leave us be. You've done enough. Dude Wipes is still in the comments like, my ass be like. Dude Wipes will tweet at like 3 a.m like who pooping right now like the eyes emoji who's shitting right now dead ass oh my god the worst is like instagram now all the comments are just like slim jim and 7-eleven yeah and the the worst is people that the people that that fall for the bait like they they don't understand those people are just trying to get in like they're trying to get clicks and get

interactions get people to go to click on their page they're trying to get people to look at them as human yes and like bar like i don't know fucking Barstool or some other viral account will post a video and then 7-Eleven will comment like the skull emoji. And then the comments will be like, didn't expect to see y'all here. Like, they're like, they're genuinely pumped. They're like, holy shit. 7-Eleven just commented on this video? Dude, I love them. Yeah, I love, I get, I go to 7-Eleven all the time.

Yeah, it works. Did not expect to see y'all in this 7-Eleven all the time. Yeah, it works. Did not expect to see y'all in this comment section with like the crying face emoji. Yeah. That would have been you if that original solo podcast didn't take off. But that, dude, that's the best job in the world. It is, yeah. You don't have to leave your fucking like cum dungeon. Yeah.

You don't have to clean up your living room. No. It's fucking sweet. It's the fucking dream it is it sucks for you guys that you guys are about to get to chicago right as summer's all over i know yeah no sunlight and then one of the things i demanded like looking for in my apartment was like a private rooftop for what september yeah you're gonna have a good ass month it's actually gonna be sweet there the fucking bears bears this year imagine the bears go on a fucking run they're not i've been following them justin feels dj more caught chase claypool's fucking modeling right now in paris yeah i saw that that's such a fucking bummer for the squad. Have you seen the guy on TikTok who posts

videos of himself getting gawked at by girls? Yes, I love it. He'll pass them. And they'll just like... It's like highlights of him being hot. That's a whole genre. I saw it once in New York

and I was like, this guy sucks. And he does it in every city. And I love him. There's a whole genre of dudes just crossing the street. Like a pack of dudes. And then they stare at the camera. And girls with boyfriends. Yes, turning around. And then the boyfriend looks and like

turns her around real quick. And then the comments are like, dude, leave that fucking whore now. Because that's the side of the internet. They hate women. The girl realistically probably saw a dude walking with 15 cameras following him and turned and then all the comments were like ah they're all the same all girls are the same i sent you guys a podcast clip today i think only kyle watched it because i wouldn't expect i don't watch the videos you send either oh i definitely do but uh i sent this podcast it was like this guy who's like i cheated on my wife multiple times and i

knew if she ever did it to me like i'd have to accept that because she's accepted me and the day came where she finally wait do you want to just play it yeah you want me to play it yeah i haven't seen this it's one of these like it's always bald guys. Oh yeah. Those guys love guys. Like sex pot. They love the ideal form of a man. And they're also essentially clones. She probably got mixed up with another bald dude and thought it was her husband. All these guys are identical.

They always wear big ass watches. Oh yeah. When I was younger, I used to date this woman. She was beautiful. All the music in the back. And really understanding. And I just used to cheat on her all the time. She was my life.

And I knew that if at some point she ever cheated on me, I would deserve it. Because, you know, I did it to her on multiple occasions. One day I found out that she actually did cheat on me. And it was at that point that I realized she was a big s***. And actually, I never spoke to that s*** again. What did the comments say? Just like, hell yeah, dude. This is a thing that's happening.

This is a genre of men. It's not just young boys. No, it's the whole world. People are hating women. Yeah. It's getting weird. It's back. They went through like six waves of feminism and they're like, nah, none now the gender war is that it's true rate me oh the sub i showed

these guys at the bar the true rate me subreddit oh dude there'll be videos like i i overrate band yeah dude there will be videos of girls like there's a whole that's a whole genre of being like what do you like what do you would you date this guy and they're like no i don't know him and then it'll be like three of the most attractive girls you've ever seen in your entire life and all the comments will be like beat as hell ugly as fuck mid mid at best and you're like these are dude what are the girls that you guys are seeing on your day-to-day life the first domino and becoming that yeah was dudes that would like a girl would post a mirror pic and they'd zoom in on something in the background. Just be like messy rug.

They would always comment on something that wasn't her in the video. Nice DVD collection. Yeah. But now it's just angry dudes. Or it's like guys who got rejected and they're like time for my villain arc and they take steroids. Oh yeah. And they post videos of them at the gym being like, you don't take pre-workout and be like my pre-workout and it'll be like demons and they're like start throwing like a montage of like monsters and shit dudes doing

curls to like text messages like dudes yeah they are that's what they're doing yeah dude i'll i'll find a post i'll i'll go on my explorer page i'll find one in seconds like and i'll read the comments disappear for three months. Here we go. Here's a video of a girl playing golf. Stop. Top comment. Stop objectifying women in quotations.

Same chick. Let's make trendy comment content where I objectify myself. It's just a, it's just a girl swinging a golf club. Yeah, that's pretty hard. And that was, dude,

that took me, that was, that was one swipe. That was one swipe. I mean, that's pretty hard that was dude that took me that was that was one swipe that was one swipe i mean that's exactly that's exactly what i was talking about is this chick charging 100k for a round of 18 holes question mark yeah it's it's a bad time right now yeah for them not us no it's great for us. We could just comment anything. Just say whatever and get those upvotes. Watch them fucking pile in.

It's crazy. Yeah. Dudes don't want girls to be doing good at stuff. No, no. Especially hot. But I think porn might be fucking up the brains. I think, KB, you might be onto something with that one. Porn's out now, isn't it? Porn's out?

I think porn isn't... I think amongst... I don't know. The next generation is watching less porn, maybe? Focusing more on wellness? Compared to what, though? I don't know. Probably not.

Yeah, I bet not. You think people are watching less porn than they've ever watched? I feel like porn is on the... I think people are lying about their porn. There's a group of people who are starting to realize ever watched i feel like porn is on that but i think people are lying people are fine there are there's a group of people who are starting to realize that like porn is has very negative effects and they're doing like no porn no jacking off you're talking about you and your 12 guys in the group chat who are on the protocol we yeah we got a good clientele is porn what what are the

negative effects that you saw from porn because everyone i've heard like i believe it i was never watching it like that i'm talking about the people who are addicts i've never been a porn guy like guys that can like name porn stars i could never do that but i think that the negatives are that uh they it's the guys who are looking at the three hot girls and being like these girls are fucking beat losers it It's because they've been, like, just dumping porn into their brains. They're incapable of having, like, relationships with women, sexually, physically. We're seeing, like, small imperfections and not being, like,

why isn't this girl evil-ovia? So, yeah, like, especially the losers, like, all they see is porn girls. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I don't know. I feel like, is that porn that causes that, or is that them just being losers and not have ever been able to get pussies so now they're forced to think about both yeah yeah yeah i watch porn and i'm not like do you watch porn or do you use porn there's a difference are you like ingesting the porn are you like now having yeah you're just

you're you it's a means to an end for you yeah i watch porn for like 30 seconds yeah yeah and then i get on with my day like a man keep it pushing like a man yeah you flip that on my blue jeans i pull my dungarees back up yeah that's gross that's fucking gross bro i've heard enough about your fucking cum your sticky ass fucking thick beautiful cum oh my god oh my god damn i know kb's probably packing a fucking thick load bro at this point pretty pretty decent size pretty decent size or like viscosity um size size like what is like thick yeah it comes out comes out like an umbrella yeah it's a scatter shot a perishing shot shooting man what a bad boy all right that's 60 cool i gotta thank you guys for listening we'll

see you guys over on the anus episode should i just wait to piss in the middle of my episode yeah