Son of a Boy Dad - Boy Story 7.2 | Son of a Boy Dad #322 ft. Kyle Bauer & Nick Turani

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All righty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. You want to start with Son of a Boy Dad? No. Why did you guys play at the outdoor basketball court? If it was if you guys have a basketball court, didn't want anybody to see us. True. That is I never thought about that. Yeah, like we're going to the park. Yeah. It yeah I the our guy that edits at Colton is awesome at his job

but he sent it to us he was like any notes I'm like dude I'm not watching this oh yeah I'm sure it's fine I watching I am better at speaking Japanese than basketball. Honestly, nothing shows. Arigato. Shimi mosto. That's better than my basketball repertoire. You can't fake it. You can't fake basketball. No, you can't especially if it's like if it's like pick up

basketball be like, all right, I'll be a bound hound and I won't get a single rebound, but I'll say it. It's not a bad, it's not a bad role though. No, not at all. It's like being an outfielder. Yes. Yeah. But you can't fake it. And on camera, like I thought I did something

that looked cool and I did scrub through the video to find that it was just horrible. Like my body flailed in a way to like, I was like almost the shape of a swastika. And it was, it was just, it was horrendous for watch. We were playing MOOC three versus one. Yeah. And you look bad.

We had 39 mislayups. We were like celebrating making a shot. Dude, but it wasn't even, we were playing MOOC cause I think the video would have been the same length if it was just three of us trying to score 11 points. We didn't need an opponent. No, no. It was just hard to make. What was the final score?

11-4. You guys won. Yeah. Yeah. Not that was kind of close, though. He was up 3-1. Oh, really? He was up 3-1, and we were like, OK.

That's hilarious. Him being up at all, he won. The first possession was the funniest thing I've ever seen, that it was just so funny. Yeah on it was funny cuz it was like I just saw the clip of you guys like he mooc missed twice and then you guys missed three times I think no you guys missed more than three times at the start, but it was so much Because there was always two guys open you didn't want to be selfish And you want the assist we convinced ourselves it was like a a wonky uh backboard it was like a prank backboard could have been yeah but i was just hitting backboard on all my shots like it was

i didn't jump in the video you should have played with a pair of jeans like as the ball that would be cool that would be like the gene toss yeah I always revert to gene content I don't know why yeah yeah you're right good jeans people are why pissed about that white and blue eyes they are they running out of pictures of her yet you know what I mean it's a new one every day I don't know you know what I mean? It's a new one every day. She's got a new movie coming out every fucking couple days where she's ass naked. Well every time I open up Twitter it's like load Sydney Sweeney in Fortnite. And then it's like you can see her freckles. I'm like I'm not doing that.

I'm zooming in on her titties. People are really mad about it. They're really milking her. For all she's worth that that jeans commercial really got people furious i have her blocked on instagram i think she's the only person i blocked on instagram dude that the woman that she's portraying in the boxing movie that she's doing i believe it's the woman that was in that 30 for 30 or maybe it was like a untold episode on Netflix. Oh, well who was it?

I can't remember the woman's name. She's playing the Turkish boxer who is a man, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. And if so, I'm gay. Yeah. No, I think it was that, yeah, right. It's that woman who her story, I watched the untold if you haven't seen it is.

Good. Fuck, well, it's insane. Whatold, if you haven't seen it is good. Fuck, well, it's insane. What is it? I don't know anything about it. She's an unbelievable boxer and her boyfriend kind of becomes her trainer, like manager, but he's like the most abusive guy ever. Yeah, surprise there.

And then right towards the end. He's a boxing trainer. Yeah, but he's like old and then they get married and he's like way older than she is and he's ugly and he's kind of a bomb. He's like the fighter boxing trainer. Yeah, he's like, where's a fucking new boy cap and he has a gun.

Oh, you know. He's a real boxing trainer. Yeah. But then in the end, I mean, he tries to kill her. Oh. With a gun, he shoots her. I'm pretty sure. Does he shoot her dead?

Nah. Yeah. Oh, she dies. Is she a good boxer? But she's, it's really bad. The shooting? What era is this? The way he tries to kill her.

Either stabs her a bunch of times, or I think he shoots her a bunch of times Definitely would rather be shot than stabbed and she survives it somehow and then I think she like comes back And do you remember there was a clip of a woman boxer who was like winning a fight pretty easily and she breaks her hand And the ref stops the fight. No My fingers not to the pulse of women's boxing So she got ravaged by gunshot came back and I think that's right Doing that yes, she's playing. What'd you say about a man? That was a Turkish one from the Olympics

Yeah, she was Turkish she was walloping those other women Yeah, of course, then the rumor was she was a man then that got disproved. I think it got oh, yeah Yeah, it was oh my god. Yeah, that was the major story. Yeah, they got reproved Hmm tough all my favorite podcasters talked about it. I figured I'd tell all my top all my goats All my goats are furious that she was Olympic medalist Me and my boys were so mad that this Turkish boxer won. Fucking fired up about it. Bitch.

We're going to have the prime minister of Turkey on to talk about it. Dude, what a big get for... Oh yeah, for now? Recep Erdogan? Is that his name? Yeah. That's the prime... I don't know, the President of

Turkey. I took a swing with Prime Minister. I didn't know if I was right. I don't know, you might be. I know that he's the leader of the country. Prime Minister sounds way better than President. I know, right? I feel like he got it through, like, some countries assume Prime Minister. Erdogan? Yeah, E-R-D-O-G-G-A, Ana.

Yeah, yeah. He was brothers with Hito Turkoglu. Who was the basketball player that spoke out against him though? Ennis Kanter. That's right. Yes. Ennis Freedom. Yeah, he changed his name.

To Freedom. My mom was like, I'm really a big fan of this Ennis Freedom guy. Why the fuck would you? fuck would you know about him? I mean, he's been president since 2014. That's the long run long term. Stretching it. That's what I liked. Oh, yeah, I'm sure they love him.

Sure. And it's free. People always love the guys that say in power. Yeah, 40 years. Yeah, he is crushing. Never lost a vote. I think he's done some things that were surprisingly progressive. I was going to say, I don't see Turkey as like this super

corrupt. No. I can't take a country seriously that's Turkey. I know. Yeah. It is Turkey. What's next, Sam? Yeah.

Yeah, sass. Get it. That's what they pay me the big bucks for. Turkey's always the country where, is that the country from which they always have videos of the parliament just fighting each other? Like fist fight. Yeah.

That might be like England. That's how they settle things. Yeah. But they're like super advanced in so many ways. Like their medical system is like, is great and cheap, the bald soul shit, but like they'll do like a full body scan for like $800, something that will cost like $15,000 a year. I want to get one of those.

And then I heard Bodrum is like one of the best best beast cities. Bodrum they're talking about. I would get one of those, but I don't think I would, they would be like, this is bad. And I don't think I'd do anything about it. I just want to know, like, I just want to see the inside of every part of my body and figure out what's going on.

I don't think there's something to miss. No, I just, you know, I'm a little bit of a hypochondriac, so it's like, I feel like I would be a relief I would get from just getting an MRI. I don't think you're a hypochondriac. I think you're just a chondriac. I think meaning you are right about your concern. Well, I was talking to Tyler about this. There's no exaggerating your worries.

You're 50% 60 years old and 50% 13 years old. Yeah, pretty much. You're the perfect, because you're just like, you're grumpy and complaining. You're just like, I'm just gonna go home and have gummy worms. It's like, you're complaining about the youths. Until I throw up.

And then you're drowning your sorrows in squirms. Yeah. And your stomach're drowning your sorrows in squirms. Yeah. And your stomach is where your lungs are. Yeah. Everything's in the wrong place. You're always just feeding your lungs. I don't think I'm a big hypochondriac anymore, but I used to be like, like I went to the doctor.

Well, it was cause my mom, she's hypochondriac too, but they like, I went to the doctor to get a, to get one of those things where they dilate your pupils Yeah, so they can see into your brain. Oh, no, that's not why they do that. That's what I had done That wasn't an eye test. It was to see if I had a to oh, yeah You can look into your brain through your pupils. Yeah. Wow, I didn't know that Have a bunch of methylene blue and you're good. That's Walter White's favorite ingredient. I Fuck out of them, dude. I'm such a hypochondriac. I you know, I get to go. That's Walter White's favorite ingredient. They dial it the fuck out of him.

Dude, I'm such a hypochondriac. I get to go to some cool places. I have a cute puppy, but my whole camera roll was just this one mole I have on my hand. So my whole camera roll was one mole. Oh shit, that's not even better. I'll go to the earliest and the newest. I'll overlay and change the opacity.

It's bad. Yeah, I got a couple of mole photos I went I went back and looked at one recently I went back to the old Yeah, yeah Or you just posted on fucking chat GBT and ruin Memphis to check to see if you're I definitely can't say I'm on chat GBT. I got like a little bump right here that I posted on chat GBT the other day. What did it say? It said Lo is some sort of cyst or something. Not to worry about it. Can we see it?

No. It's too high up on my thighs. Just the picture maybe? It's like the hottest day in New York City ever and you're in the sweatshirt. Cold. Yeah? A little bit. Okay. Today was the true test of Francis's gene therapy. Yeah, I'm not happy.

I mean, the genes. Are you a gene guy now? He just won't wear shorts. I heard you. Oh yeah, I'm not a scholar. It's for children. It's for children and Angus Young. Yeah, shorts are tough, but it's like a...

Who's Angus Young? He's a guitarist of ACDC. Oh. Dressed like a schoolboy. All right. I'm experimenting with raw denim and you can't even fold them. They're just standing in the corner of my room by my bed. They look like a memorial.

Like a totem pole falling down. I have two pairs and they're just standing in my room. Saz, we should just keep going at this point. This is the second episode. You think? Yeah, I have two pairs and they're just standing in my room. Yeah Says we should just keep going at this point. This is the second episode. Thank you for sure Oh, I thought we ended we definitely did when we said Yeah, that I said we're already 15 minutes into then I would say yeah, I guess that's true Oh, I thought we were in the second. Yeah, we are now Yeah, we are now Yeah, but I was like and then we kept going I was like, I guess the fellas still got a little bit more in the tank.

All right. All right. Well, we'll keep going. Guess we'll keep going. Yeah. Yeah, I guess pick it back up, man. Yeah, let me just pick it up where I left it off, which was, I think we were talking about Counter- a counterstrike dude that was crazy

because Francis you were just you asked on your own podcast for 10 seconds of your time yes yes I said can I please may I please have 10 seconds I'll do anything yeah all right yeah and I also I still had a question about that I think about the counterstStrike boxes. Do you ask? But you'll have to listen to the son of a boy, dad, or the other episode. If people listen to all of it, they fucking love it.

Don't worry, they're gonna eat this up. Now I think I don't actually have a question. No, no, I think I don't actually have a question. Uh no. Oh, I did have a question which was that because you mentioned that when you kill somebody, somehow you can scroll and see their things

that they have. The knives that they will show it off. They know people are watching them. It switches to their POV when you die. You're spectating someone new because the round isn't over yet but you're dead and you're not responding. And so the person who's been killed has the ability to just display their war chest of trophies.

They'll scroll through to show their weapons cause they know people are watching. Yeah. Cool, really cool trick shot. Have you ever seen the dude that opens the box mid round? No. Wins a knife, gets the snipe. Holy fuck.

He ended up getting the snipe shot. Dude, no, my best game of Counter-Strike ever, I went two and four and my own teammate tried to boot me from my team. It's pretty humiliating that we were talking about that yesterday. You see your name pop up on the screen and you're just like, what's this for?

And it's your own teammate trying to boot you from the game. And they don't get somebody new, they're just a man down. Yeah. They're like, this guy's causing more harm than good. And then everybody, you just see everybody vote yes. And it's back in the home screen. It's pretty ruthless, but I do fuck with it.

I fuck with that. Like that, I feel like they should add that to all games. This guy sucks, get him out of the game. How did you feel? I loved the halo video you guys did. Did you, how did, did you feel good after that? No, obviously not. It felt fucking awful.

But I mean, that was the most, uh, it's tough. Look, it's another thing because it's, it's a lose lose for me because if I give the explanation, then it, it, people will say I'm wrong. I'm lying. Well, there was a win option for you, which was to win easily. Yeah. So what I will say, I think something that I, that I, that is getting glossed over is Francis is way better at Halo than you'd think and The input delay that we were both playing on was insane. So going from playing on a PC Which is zero. There's like no input delay on a PC That's the best thing about a PC to play into the console to play on a console where you're getting

I mean we had the console going to the TV then being Streamed to the monitor and then connected through HDMI to another all the delay you were playing a different sport Yeah, it's a different game. So the year's play every week. You just have to betta fish to plop in a vase one single vase I am fighting my boys Fighting them. It's nice though I am fighting my boys. I'm just fighting them. It's nice though Wait like when when you say input delay does that mean that like you press the button and it takes a second to register? Yeah, rather than like if you were on a PC or I mean

Input delay on console isn't bad either. It's just that setup that we had is it's it slows things down But Francis is playing with the same shackles exactly. No exactly. That's why I said Francis is also a lot better than people think. Like, I don't think that I don't think I'm good at Halo by any means, but I also don't think that Francis is. I think Francis, if Francis played Halo for like a day, he would be very good at it. The lead up to knowing that like you're about to put out something that you will get made fun of for some dude, DME, you're you call me present day Kobe after the basketball video president and It's the worst feeling knowing it's like now live anus basketball. Yeah, fuck. Here we go

I have like nightmares about the case race with that like the Yeah, the checking in and you're like, it's still live. It's still live. It's been five hours. I remember two and a half hours. Yeah. And this is seven hours long. Let me just check the comments.

And I mean, I'm sure... And then if Quigs maybe just got sleepy editing, if he makes a one second mistake, I'm unemployed. Yeah, my life's over. Thank you. Yeah. That's one of those things that I can't fathom people watch.

Yeah. Let's watch these guys scream at each other. I mean, they're so fun to do. Of course. But the putting them out, the anxiety is like, holy, it's like the worst Sunday scary as you could ever imagine. It's like, I mean, you you go to a bar you blackout and you're like, oh, it's everyone else is blacked out something And then it's people watching you blackout Commenting being like sat like these guys never get a beer with this guy's like dude

I usually don't drink eight beers in 30 minutes That's not like my go to, go to a bar. Let me get eight Coors Lights now. Yeah. No, what they should be like is never have eight beers in a studio with this guy. It's that specific. These guys look like a bad hang.

Yeah. It's like, oh, we're doing a case race. We're not just, it's not like we're just drinking. Yeah. Francis, I bet you could drink pretty fast in a case race. I don't know. I don't really drink It to SAS's point. I can't say that I really drink that way at all. No Well, but like years ago in college, you know, I could put away whatever 12 beers. Yeah, but this is like I could put away 15 beers when I was drinking like it but it not over the course of 30 minutes like that's like you're gonna

your speed running blacking out you could put a we could drink more than Francis good in my prime yeah beer definitely but I think you would say that too you saw me drink beers I could fucking destroy them you were you were You were a prodigy. Oh, of course. Because you hung it up at 21. 22. Okay. The Barry Sanders of beer. Yeah, it really was. Everyone was like, wait, wait, what? We have so much like,

He's quitting? He's quitting. Dude, you owe it to the city to keep drinking. You really were. Like, we appreciate how much you drank, but we're also kind of pissed off that you're turning your back on us. Yeah, we get it, we surrounded you with bad you drank, but we're also kind of pissed off that you're turning your back on us.

Yeah, we get it. We surrounded you with bad drinkers. But we're getting you some help. So why don't I just have you guys do a race of non-alcoholic beers? That's not even close to the, yeah, that's so different. But you just said you could drink more than him. You max out at three non-alcoholic beers,

and then you're like, I feel worse than if I drank 20 real beers. I should start, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So how can we have this out? Weird stomach ache. So we just need you back drinking. And now I don't know. I have no interest in drinking.

But at your peak, which was when? Right before I would say September two years ago. Oh, you know what we could do? Here's what we should do. It was when I came back from Skankfest and we did the podcast and people were DMing and being like, dude, are you okay? But you look awful. Dude, there were some nights where you were out

to about like seven in the morning. Oh yeah. And that was, I meant to say most nights. You were a good time. Yeah, it was great. I mean, look, it was like a... So good that you really, you know, turned your life around and now you go to bed at five.

Yeah. Sober. Yeah, I'm sure being four inches away. Yeah. Sober. Stone sober. I'm sure being four inches away from a screen for 11 hours is better. You found God and greet him at sunrise. So what was the idea you had? You said here's what we should do. Well, I was going to say, obviously, I don't want to ask to break his sobriety for our

Roan.com challenge, but to come to sort of your turf, what we could do is we could do like a smoke off. The weed. Like just who can smoke the most bong hits and like still do a math problem. Yeah, that sounds too old-school. I actually wanted to do this. I was almost gonna pitch it to you.

Yeah. It's like a hard body, big back challenge that incorporates. It's. Dude, the hard body, big back challenge sounds awesome. It's the Hard Body Big Back Challenge sounds awesome. It's the Hard Body Big Back. It's strength, it's endurance, like running and lifting, but it's also like how well you can like chill and eat without being measured.

Is it in a finite amount of time? Or is it like a decathlon where it's like one day you're eating, one day you're doing something else. It's like a decathlon, day by day. How well you can drink and then wake up the next morning and run a mile and then get high. It's your fun to run ratio. And just eat. How well you can riff while you're high or drunk. Wow.

I love this. That's great. But you should do that. How do you measure it? It seems so subjective. Yeah, it's like it's judge based. It's a decathlon. And it's like you could place in the conversation,

but you might suck in the running or something like that. It's ultimate man, really, right? So it's filmed, I think, you know, you can tell who performs better. It's the ultimate man. Wait, are you on your high while you're doing this? Is that the point? So one event is getting high, and then you just order whatever food you would order. Yeah. Do what you would order. Yeah.

And do what you would do and who's better at doing that. Wow. That's really good. You could drop each guy into a random like bachelor party. I love it. I like hard body baked back. You could drop each guy into a random bachelor party of like strangers. Yeah.

Just for like a 30 minute conversation in the living room, like a pregame or something. Yeah, that would be one of the aspects. Oh my God. And see how well does he bond, how well does he entertain. You know, all this. So you don't have to be strong to do it. Like you can fuck up the strength portions of it and still win the hard body.

You can. Yeah. Or is it weighted so much to strength that if you're not like a strong, if you're not actually weighted. But it's called the hard body, big back. Yeah, so there's gonna be. Um. Hard body. Yeah, so there's gonna be pull ups, bench press, mile run, hung over mile, and then

boozing, riffing, getting high, eating. I like that. And it's what and it's perfect for barstool. It can't be done in one day? No, it's like a four-day event. Okay. That's all the events though? It's just a loose idea. I was gonna say, you should do, I mean, grilling. Yeah, grilling would be perfect. Yeah, boogie boarding. Like fixing something.

Body surfing. Dude, I think a being bored event, who's the best at being bored? Cause I'm standing around. Yeah. Yeah, maybe give some, like put someone in a room with nothing.

Pass the time. Like how do they pass the time? An hour of YouTube selections. Like who can find the best YouTube rabbit hole? Oh yeah. This is a way more useful decathlon than the actual decathlon. Yeah.

I don't learn anything from the decathlon who can like shoot or even the biathlon. I've never really understood the point of the steeple chase if I'm honest. Is that in decathlon? No. shoot or even the biathlon. I've never really understood the point of the steeple chase, if I'm honest. Is that in decathlon? No. Steeple chase is insane.

Why do they need to jump over the hurdle and then into the tiny puddle? Yeah. That part I never understood. How can a person be good at that? You guys are speaking a foreign language to me right now? There's events at the Olympics, there's track and field events where one of like

the things you have to do is just jump into a puddle. Really? You jump over a hurdle, but you kind of touch the top of it and then jump down into a tiny bit of water. And all that serves to do is make your shoes wet for the rest of the race. Oh, it's humans too do it. I'm thinking of when horses do the steeple chase.

I don't do the, oh, no. I thought horses did steeple chase too. You're thinking of equestrians. I'm thinking of equ horses do the steeplechase. I don't do the, oh, I thought horses did steeplechase too. You're thinking equestrian. I'm thinking of equestrian steeplechase. So just humans jumping into water, just puddle jumping. Were these sports at the Olympics because they were the first sports that they could think of? Sure they go well, I'm sure they go way back.

How is that still an Olympic sport? What are there, 15 people on the planet that do that? Well, with the horse one, I know that like, steeplechase and dressage are in it because they put an inordinate amount of money like to their sport, like they'll pay for like a ton of other sports that don't have the funding because horse people are just rich as fuck.

But who's paying for the puddle jumpers? I think some high schools in America do steeplechase. Yeah. And then there's triple jump, which is just you hop a few times. Yeah. And then jump. The Olympics are boring. You like them.

I think that. I like the spectacle. I like the winter Olympics. The international competition. I like hockey and I like the curling, to be honest, if I'm being frank with you boys. I appreciate it. You're transparent. I do I like the curling to be honest from if I'm being from being frank with you boys I appreciate transparent. Yeah, I do fuck with the curling doesn't be get into it. It's actually like very entertaining Yeah, but those they have that on not even in the Olympics that they'll have that on every weekend curling is on 24-7

It's a 24-hour sport. Yeah, they should add darts to the Olympics the Summer Olympics starts is really picking up Well, it's the hunt the countries that host get to choose new things to add. That's what we're doing, flag football and the cross. E-sports as well, I believe. And then the Native Americans are getting their own team. They're represented as their own nation, their own nation, the cross. Yeah, that's what they've got because they play in the World Games. And they're really good, too.

I imagine. Have you guys ever seen crooked arrows? No, what's that? I had some teammates that were in that person. Really? Yeah, they would come out and cast like anyone that was Played lacrosse. Yeah, and most guys were like I have a summer internship at jp morgan I can't make your dumb indian movie That movie's awful. Yeah. But we, when I play-

Switch to offhand. Yeah. Dude, when I played the, we played Albany and Albany and Syracuse were the two teams that always had the best native American players. And it was because of the Onondaga reservation which was up there in like northern New York. And it was the case, I think that the smarter kids went to Syracuse.

And then the ones who weren't that smart went to Albany. And there was they'd have to go to like community college first to become eligible. And they would play like two years in community college. And then they'd either go to Syracuse or Albany. Can you give us a Native American miracle speech please? What is he saying? Great moments are born from great opportunities. Great moments are born from great opportunities.

Thanks man, thank you. I was thinking of an Indian lacrosse team though, where it's just like they're from like New Delhi. Yeah. Yeah. Great moments are born from great opportunities. Indian lacrosse team though where it's just like they're from like New Delhi Great moments are born from Play goalie goalkeeper Those guys they're all in jeans

Dress shoes you just beat him by having one woman in the crowd and it'll surround her. Free goal every time. Oh man. The hard body big back has legs. It does. You're genuine. Yeah, and I think the hard body big back would be perfect. I think we'd all be pretty good at it. I would put zeros on the board.

Everybody has to bring their own thing to the table then because like you being able to add bench pressing and deadlifts and squats. Strength has to be in it because it's the test of like the best well-rounded man. Hold on a second. I actually don't mind what you just said, which is that you choose 10 events of your own. 10 people, 10 events, everybody brings in an event.

It could be that, or it's like, these are the 10 ways that I represent what I believe that. Oh, so you throw your own hard body back. But I don't view myself as like a good man at all. And it's a series, like. Were you agreeing? I'm all, okay. Yeah, okay.

So what it is, does it, is it a man, a measurement of man? Is that what it is? I think so. I think it's one man it a man, a measurement of man? Is that what it is? I think so. I think it's one man at a time, like say Rohn will have a block of whatever, three to four days, it'll be filmed, and then his final product will be shown in comparison. So we're not even doing the same challenges?

No, he'll throw his own heart. I thought we were going to. You throw it. I like that idea too. You might need to have it the same. We all do the same challenges during yours, and then the next season I'll do a hard body big back and it'll be mine.

Okay. So I get to throw it. It's my values. Oh, you're taking it. No, then the next season Nick will do a hard body big back and it'll be his values. It's one of those things where the name is too good for this to fail.

It really is. The hard body big, I've been thinking about it for six months. The hard body big back competition brought to you by Body six months the hard body big that competition spot brought to you by body armor No, we're gonna get it sold. Oh my god. No, it's getting sold to the sky 7,000 ads to the moon Guys let's take a second to talk about Viori Viori is incredibly versatile and comfortable. It's perfect for whatever your

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They should write those. The short ones hit me every time. Yeah. I swear to God. The, wait what? W-A. Oh yeah. Emmy.

Me? Me and Mook are cooking up some new content. So we got some big ideas. Yeah, we had a call about it. Me and. You had a call? Me and I had a big call last night. last night. We were on a call about it. Yes, sir. You guys had a call. Yeah, I was on a call.

He called me about something. 15 minutes. He's it. We're going to try to start a goal. The plan. We haven't really talked about it at all. So I don't even know. It's never. Oh, well, it was figured out to existence. We very loosely talked about it, but we want to try to start a challenger's call of duty team. We're not going to play on it. We're going to run it. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah, we're going a Challenger's Call of Duty team. We're not gonna play on it We're gonna run it. Oh, yeah, we're gonna run it just run the tournament. We're like do tryouts

We're gonna do like interviews tryouts. Yeah, exactly. That'd be cool. Yeah We're still ideas like try to make like a optic knockoff like hard knocks Yeah, but let's fight with like ideally like some basement dwellers. Yeah. Yeah, I think it'd be funny make your own face Yeah, I mean sort of what funny. Make your own phase. Yeah. I mean, sort of. What, what, what about phase with a P H? Yeah. Or an S E. Yeah. P H A S E. Face S. I fully support that idea. I think, I think it'll be funny.

So yeah, like dude, the second second like everybody accepted you were part-time. You're just like now. I wanted I'm gonna do everything It was really stupid. I feel very foolish about that, but that's a conversation You're on one year deal. Good news is your contracts coming up Your contracts been up since you started it. It literally was though It's like a I signed a new contract and then I started doing like infinitely more like an entire show. Yeah five days a week I Was two days a week before yeah? But you and then now you're gonna go back to contract is like hey, I need double and they're like, what are you gonna do leave? Yeah, look at all you're doing We couldn't survive without you fucked fucked. We couldn't do all this shit without no worries though

PHASE will take off. It's a good name. It's gonna save us. That's a good-ass name I just need Dave to invest 20 million dollars to get us a CDL spot Yeah, he's gonna need to be buying up the the talent the same way that Mark Zuckerberg is with open AI Yeah, I've saw a bunch of people trying to take down banks to be buying up the talent the same way that Mark Zuckerberg is with OpenAI. Yeah. I've saw a bunch of people trying to take down banks. He's done. Base banks? I think he's cooked. You think so?

Because of the crypto shit? Yeah. The crypto shit, it's like everyone that gets involved with the crypto gets in trouble. Like how have people not realized that at this point? It's 100% of the people. There's literally never been a scenario where someone's succeeded and like came out of it,

been like, ever been like, thanks man. I know everybody else fucked you, but I won't. And then they're just like, hey man, you can get $20 million in half a second. Yeah. There's no way to get the money without fucking everyone. Like, am I wrong about that? I'm pretty sure it's like you have,

like once you pull out your money Everyone's fuck people just build up enough goodwill to fuck people. Yeah, are you talking about the meme coins? Yeah Everybody's got in trouble. I mean, yeah, I didn't hot now. There's like in hiding No, she's just doing like the weird celebrity poker now. Oh really? Yeah, fully in hiding because that's her people that's like the other people who have done it It's like yeah, it's protection for people who have rugged other people It's nasty. It's got to feel like you got because you know, it's coming the second you press the second you pull the rug You know, it's over. Yeah, but they still just

At the click of a button though. Yeah, I mean dude. He stepped down as the leader of faiths Is he gonna have to sell off all his chrome probably? No, I mean it's pretty correct that that's Francis we need to get you chromed out man. What does that mean chrome hearts? Oh, I've heard about chrome hearts just 20 G's for a pair of jeans. What? Actually, yeah Why they got like crosses on them. OK. Now you see it. Now you get it. Yeah.

The chrome heart necklaces. France, what's the most money you've ever spent on a pair of pants? And be honest. No fibbing? Probably like six hundred bucks. Rank the rest of the room behind you. Look me in the eyes and tell me the highest amount of money you spend Pants pants is probably are you including like a suit? I'm just talking pants

Yeah, you've come in talking try. I feel you've come in on some swaggy pants. He's coming in four-figure pants. Yeah, okay Yeah, where I get confused, you know that lime green Kim Jong-un Easter outfit. Yeah So what about I'm thinking about the pants with the thing on the pattern on the front Where I get confused, you know that lime green Kim Jong-Un Easter outfit? Yeah. So... I'm thinking about the pants with the thing on the pattern on the front. Those weren't over $600. I assume those were like $10,000. The blue ones with the red thing? Yeah.

No, those were not that bad. I fully assume those were like $10000. Five-figure pants. Yeah. $180, I would say. Oh, wow. Those are accessible pants? Yeah.

Everybody can have those? Why don't they? Why doesn't everybody have those? Why don't they? Those are so expensive. Why doesn't everybody have those pants with the pattern on the front? Yeah. I mean.

How much were the green ones? The green ones are like, I bought it as like a set. Yeah. I think that was, that was probably like 1500. Oh, it's still not, so it's $700 for the pants. So it's 750 for the pants, yeah. That's not awful. Yeah. I mean, it's still a ton of money. But700 for the pants. So it's $750 for the pants, yeah. That's not awful. Yeah.

I mean, it's still a ton of money. But I don't know, so I'm saying, I don't know what the pants cost versus what the top costs. Does it bring you joy, though? Do you enjoy searching and buying them? Or do you enjoy wearing it out? It brings me the same amount of joy that winning a major brings Scottie Scheffler.

Keep doing it then. My god. Two minutes. Well, I think that's zero. And then feeling two minutes. Oh. Absolutely unfulfilled. And then feeling two minutes. Oh. Absolutely unfulfilled. You misled me there.

Yeah, that's a... No, but I mean, it will bring me joy until I have a child, at which point I will realize that that is not what brings me joy. But like, what about when you open your closet now and you like look through it? Yeah, I bet your closet smells good as hell. It's very organized. It's definitely as hell. It's very organized.

Okay. It's definitely diffused. It's very organized. Oh, speaking of which. I bet you open that closet and it's like, you know when it's a hot day and you're walking by, like you walk by like a Macy's. A convenience store.

And like the door opens, you hit it with the cool air. Yeah. It's a chilled ass closet. My hair gets blown back gently. Nice. Good morning, Francis. It's like a Japanese toilet. Nice. Good morning, Francis. It's like a Japanese toilet. So the one thing I've learned, by the way, because because I've become fastidiously tidy

lately, like I am so fucking tidy out of nowhere. You're the tidiest. I've become and I don't know, I think what happened is I learned something, which is that to me, the single most important place to keep tidy, more than anything else in the rest of your home, countertops. Wow.

You're talking about clean? Don't use them as landing pads for your belongings. If you can keep your countertops free of keys, phones, cash, golf tees, whatever the fuck you plop down, everything from your pockets, loose papers, dishes, whatever it is. I mean, I keep everything else pretty clean too, but like clothes strewn about your bedroom doesn't bother me. An unkept, unmade bed, not as bad as a cluttered countertop. Yeah, I would agree with that.

That's why having the bowl right next to the door is key. A catch-all. A catch-all. Yep. Those are huge. What I did is I built a shelf next to my desk because my desk was getting super cluttered and it was pissing me off. You've mentioned this, but keep going. I love this story. I built the shelf and now that's where my pocket stuff goes. You've got a top bunk for your shit. What he did is he extended-

I extended my space to genius. He extended his tabletop to- To the shelf. Give himself more room for clutter. Yes, but now it's organized clutter. Now it's like, okay, my stuff that's in my pockets, my keys, my wallet goes over here and it doesn't impact my space. It was, I think it was this one. Where was all that random shit that was in my pocket?

Oh, I know, it's over there. Yes, it's on the clutter shelf. Back to your clothing though. I get, I've bought dumb shit and I have buyer's remorse before I even get it in my person. I bought a blast. I mean, I have that too. I before I even get it in my person. I bought a blast thing. I mean, I have that too.

I bought a blast choice. What? A blast choice. Is that a card? I don't know what that is. Did I stutter? The Pokemon? Yeah.

A blast choice. Yeah. It's a Pokemon. Pokemon cards, did that run you? 1450. Holy fuck. $1,450? And you can't even wear that. Yeah, but that's still kind of sick. And I keep it in

like this thing like it's it's the same exact box that Dexter keeps like his blood. I just like scroll through it and like I'll touch it and I was like, inhale. Yeah, you need to build a shirt that features it. Yeah, you need to have build a shirt that has a plastic compartment where you could slide a Pokemon in and just show off your Best shit on your chest. Is that your best card overall? But you got

You're worried that while you're traveling for work some bank robber robbers gonna come in and find out that you're dating a woman for work, some bank robber, or robber's gonna come in and find out that you're dating a woman. Yeah, wait, this house should be empty. Yeah, and it's just so easy to steal. That's a Joe Burrow reference, by the way. I picked up on it. The lesbian patrol he keeps. It's his employee. Yeah. That's the coolest thing. Not dating, she's working for him. That's not the most expensive card though. This weekend I have a, I've talked to a dealer. Oh, you already got one in the world.

You're about to see them? Yeah, and we have to let, yeah. Are you going dark shadow first edition Charizard? Not dark shadow, shadowless first edition Charizard. You are going shadowless. Really? What's the PSA rating gonna be? One.

Oh, it's a piece of shit. It's folded in half. It's wiped someone's ass? One. Oh, it's folded in half. It's been wiped someone's ass. Yeah, it's folded in half. There's a crease down the center. And how is this gonna be? It was used to pour protein powder into a jug. I think previously, right before I'm about to spend what I'm spending on it, I think it was a paper airplane.

Oh, no. No. Why are you buying it? I need it. You want to give it home. I get it. I get it was a paper airplane. Oh no. No, why are you buying it? Just, I need it. You want to give it home. I get it, I get it. You clean it up. Yeah.

PSA one's crazy. I mean, people that are, I got nothing against the cards. But here's the thing. It's very interesting to me. I think I'm in like that last wave of like Pokemon, like love. So I think the value is only going to go down about the probably the day after

I know chance. I don't think so. I think Pokemon cards will live for a while. Yeah, definitely. Like the baseball card. Yeah, sports cards have lasted like still fluctuate with the economy. Yeah, as people have money from Bitcoin, they keep buying dumb, not dumb, but I do too. I buy wine when Bitcoin, I don't even have crypto and I do dumb shit with it, you know, when the economy's good. Yeah, it's just scary, but it's like, I feel better about it than buying like athletes

just because like Wigglytuff can't rape. Yeah. You're not gonna find out that Wigglytuff had a kid with a 15't rape. Yeah. Yeah. You're not going to find out that Wigglytuff had a kid with a 15 year old. Yeah. Oh shit. Ew. And that's like that's no risk.

Yeah. It's like, oh great. Onyx beats hoing up in an elevator. Gira down towards Achilles. He's done. Oh no. Pikachu's been holding pitbulls underwater? Yeah.

Fuck. Oh man. I watched that, what's it, that Michael Vick doc. That was fucking nuts. Yeah. That was also an untold. I don't know how people moved on that easily. He did his time. He did his time.

And I think he was covering up for his brother more so, wasn't he? Based on what you saw, do you think he was over forgiven? Yeah. Well, he came back into the one. Look, I'm not putting a spot on his name. Philadelphia. Yeah. Greatest quarterbacks of all time. Sounds like you're trying to put mustard on his jacket for no reason. I'm not putting mustard on his jacket. You are. This is a hundred percent.

He already did the time. He got his jacket clean. You don't believe in, you know, people forgiveness? No, I do. But he's so fast. He's so fast. He changed the game. That's like, to be honest,

that's why he got out. That does more for me than the forgiveness thing. Yeah. Yeah. He's the reason Steph Curry started shooting threes. Really? Yeah. Dude, speed was the biggest social currency in like elementary to middle school. Spot on.

And then also now adulthood. It's coming back. It's coming back. Speed is back. And they're getting like, they're actually expressing bravado over speed. Everybody remembers the fast kid from our school. Ours was Adam Hammerquist.

He was lightning. That's like, iShow Speed really just got famous when he was a kid where that was currency and just kept using the currency. It never went out of circulation. And he just just kept using the currency. Like it never went out of circulation and he just carried it into adult currency and he's still just going head to head with people. He's just challenging people to race.

I've never seen a single one of his live streams and I think I've watched every single race he's done. Yep. And like the thing is I will even give people a longer leash if they're fast. Oh, of course. This guy's an asshole, but he's quick. Glenny Balls is in Europe with Theo Vaughn

because he was like fast for his size. Glenny Balls is the fuck woman I can't even model from clay. Yeah. Just because he was pretty fast for his size. Oh, one last thing about tidiness, which is I actually asked my cleaning lady to teach me how she makes my bed. And I had to do it with Google Translate.

I used, well, no, but I did trust her because I know her citizenship depends on it. Sure, yeah. Like there's no one you could believe in more on that skill than someone who it's like, if I leave a corner untucked, like it's back to El Salvador. You know what I mean? Yeah, right.

Have you ever watched the competitions where the guys fold beds? That's cool. They're so good. And it's these Japanese guys. It's always Japanese dudes. They do it so fast. It's just like one, and it will just go

to every corner perfectly. It's so beautiful That is an admirable skill. I agree It's no this tidiness will not be in the big back. If anything, it's how well you deal with being in clutter how comfortable Three no tidiness in the HP through My apartment is little posture either these commercials where they like are you ask? See those and they're like, oh my god I was in a in a nice spa They put they open the mask and there's trash all around them that's my apartment never seen those no Those are I'm making some deep references that you know, I've seen

They bring in people with an eye mask to a dirty room. They're like breathe in Wow, I must be outdoors and it's disgusting a part an ad for Febreze or something. Yeah Exactly. That's exactly what is Make sense. It's a good campaign. Francis isn't watching Exactly what is make sense. It's a good campaign. Francis isn't watching Programmed television. No, I can't there's no way you're like scrolling the channels on TV Yeah, I've seen like I've seen some of your rooms. Yeah, and it looked like it There was a lot of shit. Yeah, it's gotten better for sure. But like when I was in like Hell's Kitchen That apartment was insane. I was- Our second, one of our toilet, we had two toilets,

there was four of us. One of the toilets just didn't work for a month. But you still used it. Yeah, a little bit. Occasionally for a piss. Top it off. That was fucking insane. Cause some of it would leak back down.

The water would go down enough that you could add another layer of piss. Yeah, yeah. Your room was more Jack Link bag than mattress. Yes. Yes. The end of it too. It was.

It was more silica gel pads. Silica gel pads. You tipped the room upside down and poured it into my mouth then actually cleaned everything up. You're playing it wrong. I was slamming jerky when I was living in my kitchen. I saw more silica gel pad on the floor.

I used to get those like the, what are those like the Jack links, but they're like the squares. It's not like the straight up. Yeah, like the tender. Oh, the nugget ones. I used to get those like every single day and eat them. And then I realized there's like 7,000 milligrams of sodium.

In every single one. There's a new snack that maybe it's not even new, but I just discovered it, which is these Nutella biscuits. Have you seen these? I know what you're talking about. What are they called? I don't know. It's Nutella in a little cookie, but it's like a-

Is Kinder doing this? Probably. Kinder's. Let me tell you something me kinders the best I have one you will eat all of them, and it's a big bag. It's a problem. Is it a red bag white? There's a little red in the lettering. I think one of my I think when Nate was staying with me. He had those what? Yeah, Nate was having some construction done in the apartment so he crashed on my couch for a couple months.

What would you guys do if you found out that Nate was living with me for months? I think it would be awesome. I honestly wouldn't be surprised at all. I think we would get along. I don't know. I don't know him. I would love to. Nate is...

I'm talking about Nate from Barstool now. Oh, I thought you were talking about your buddy Nate. I switched back. Yeah, you've been flopping Nate. Nate is Harry's friend who allegedly is from Maine. No, he's from Massachusetts. Hard to know. His whole family moved to Maine, so he says,

and then Bo's family followed them. Francis has this idea that like, if someone is in Maine that I know, I have to tell him immediately. Well, I think I'm gonna take Francis aside here. Maine is small and you don't meet many people from or that have lived in Maine. That's right.

I think it would be like, oh, my buddy used to live there. I'll bring it up to him. I guess. If your best friends all of a sudden moved. But I guess I'm from Massachusetts. Moved to Wheeling, West Virginia and you didn't tell either of these guys. If some, if one of my friends, you're like, yeah,

I get what you're saying. Cause if one of my friends moved to Wheeling, West Virginia, I would immediately. But did this because if one of my friends moved to Wheeling, which would be immediately. But did his friend live in your hometown? Not far. Let's put it this way, we could have them over for dinner and they could have a drink and drive home.

Okay. I was under the impression that New England was just looked at as like one all encompassing area. No, no, no, no. Not Massachusetts, you guys. It kind of is, you're a Maine guy. It's like the United Kingdom There's there's like real Southern Maine is just like Massachusetts right no

God no Maine is Maine Maine is Maine Connecticut is fucking New York even though it's half ends that it's part of Connecticut It's definitely New York. The Maine is definitely the same as it you're right right. No, that's not true. It's the same. No, because there's parts northern Maine is like like really northern Maine, right? But that's not where the people live. One hour north of where I live. You get into like maybe two hours north. You get into logging roads. Yeah, the roads aren't paved in the center. I went up in COVID. The first comedy show I did

after quarantine was at a hunting lodge in way Northern Maine. Yeah. We drove three and a half hours up and we were on dirt roads for the last hour and a half. It was uncomfortable. You get fucked up going up there, yeah. Yeah.

You get fucked up in Caribou. Caribou's way up there. But there's that whole middle section. That's the most dangerous area of Maine. As far as crime? Yeah. I mean, Lewiston probably. That area?

Scarborough. What colors can't you wear? Yeah. Green. Okay. Oh, a rainbow flag. Yeah. Kyle, how's the journey of learning every city in the United States going? It is a blast. Oh, how many? Can you talk to me about

the main line a little bit? Just some of those cities? Main? Main line. What is the main line? I've heard that. Philly. In like the Philly area. Nice suburbs of Philly. There's... Yeah. What is it? Sheltonham.

Haverford. No, no, no, no, no. Haverford, yeah. Haverford's mainline. Sheltonham's nice though. Wait, I can do this. It's just the... Ardmore.

Ardmore's. Ardmore's. It's called the- Ardmore. Ardmore's, yeah. Ardmore's. Ardmore's. It's called the main line. The Ardmore? The uh, Radner Township. Yeah, Radner Township. Have you ever seen Narbor's interview with,

with Kurt Cobain from like so long ago? No. And he's like, I forget what he says, but he says something and Narbor asks a question and then Kurt Cobain's like, he he's like I don't really remember man We were shooting coke with Alice in chains That's a cool thing to say Shooting coke is hilarious

Every Narbwar interview is the same and it's just like dudes being like who told you this? Who the fuck told you that? But nothing makes me angry when people are then when people are mean to Narbwar Yeah, it makes me so fucking angry. When they like don't go along with it. Didn't the guy steal his hat one time or something like that? Yeah.

He came to Nardwar's eyes. Yeah, don't upset Nardwar. There's been angers that have been on the internet. Yeah, who was it that did that? Was it, fuck. There's like some white boy rap group from fucking South Maine or Boston or something. The one I keep getting fed is when he's talking

to the Slipknot lead singer. Oh yeah. And he's like, clown number two. What about clown number six? You know, and he's like quoting the lyric. Oh, oh, I see. I was confused. And then they find out,

because he knows that he was in a cover, the drummer, one of the guys was in the cover band for that music, I'm getting this story so, but the guy, the guy is so freaked out that he knows who he is that he walks away. He doesn't want anyone to know who he is. That's interesting. How do you think he finds out all that shit?

Ask their parents. Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah. Down with OPP, you know me is the song. And he was like singing the like, he was singing the lyrics. One of the original members, one of the members of the Slipknot was in a cover band

that for that group. And he's, Nardwar is quoting the lyric or whatever. And the guy figures out that he knows he was in that cover band and he doesn't want anyone to know that. So he walks away. Damn. Obviously, yeah. I would be on that cover band. He doesn't want anyone to know that so he walks away. Oh, yeah, obviously Yeah, I would be I would be on that shit like I would love to see an arduar v. Sass It would be tough. So who's bow?

And there's no way you're doot-doot You would not do do And you just freeze there for him yeah, I'd freeze and you'd be like this is this over When Peter said I'm gonna sleep head to toe on the right side of the 10 Wyoming What did what did both say? What about this improv one meeting for it? I never went. I never.

Dude, if Nardoir came to me asking questions about you, I'm singing like a canary. For sure. It would be funny to have your... You could probably get Nardoir pretty easily. I might have to hit up my parents now. Just in case. Don't talk to them.

If you see this man. If Nardoir hits you up up tell him I did some crazy He's a great investigator. I'd like to see like Nardvar Nardvar with Brian Coburger or something like that. Yeah, he's not using his powers for as good as he could. Yeah, he's doing some crime He's having yet. Yahoo on it. So yeah, dude, do the loot do This has been yet in Yahoo. So good. I I learned recently that that my my children don't know that they're out of

the womb until five to six months and they're not even four months yet. So they still think they're in the womb. They still think they don't know the difference between them and they're like, Mom So they still think they're in the womb? They still think, they don't know the difference between them and they're like, mom, yet. They think they're in the womb. But they also notice me and they see me and get happy when they see me. So I think they think I'm in the womb.

I think they think that all this is in the womb right now, simultaneously. Imagine. And when we go for a walk and we're just in my wife's womb. Yeah. Dang. This womb. That's so insulting.

They're gonna be let down when they find out. My mom has a huge womb. Yeah. This crazy big womb. This massive womb. Yeah, I don't know how they find out that they're not in the womb anymore. Right.

It's gonna be a let down. So we're breaking it to them? Yeah. That's all simulation. This is it. You're out. All right kids. You want the red pill or the Which I get out of this blue when you wake up in the womb Walk past one world trade. They're like, come on lady Keep it together I do keep completely forgetting that you have two children It's so we were on the phone yesterday and I start hearing kids in the background and I'm like what the fuck?

That ron has two kids. You're in a park? Walk away from the park real quick. I can't walk away. Ronan is I call Ronan him and his children were watching What was what you're watching the movie that we were talking about? Yeah Sovereign and it's fucking dark. It's dark. I didn't know it was that dark. I thought it was like a fun action movie or something like that.

No, it's pretty fucked up. When he does the thing where he accuses his son, he's mendacity. Yeah. And then he like challenges his son to a duel. Yeah, they like have guns pointed at each other. He's like, dad, what the fuck are you doing? Draw. He's like pointing a gun at his 13-year-old son. they like have guns pointed at each other. Who's dad, what the fuck are you doing? Draw!

He's like, pointing a gun at his 13 year old son. I'm like, covering my baby's ears. It's fucking wild. But I also can't take the movie fully serious because of who the guy is. Yeah. Who's the guy? He's the guy from Parks and Rec.

Which one? Ron Swanson. Oh, I couldn't take that. Yeah, I couldn't take that. He's a good actor. He is a good actor. He's a really good actor. He's so funny.

That show's funny. Parks and Rec? Yeah. This movie is not funny. It's the least funny movie I've ever seen. When he has the herniated disc and he's just sitting at his desk all day. That, they made him too dumb at the end.

Yeah, yeah they did. Like he didn't know what a record was He must have been pissed when he read that script Kyle you missed it But I was detailing the fact that I learned that the babies won't learn that they're out of the womb until they're five to six Months old, but they also already recognize me. They don't know they're different from their mom. But they know who I am, they'll smile when they see me. They recognize me as a pattern, so they think I'm in the womb.

How do they test that? Oh yeah. Yeah. I knew I was gonna do it. How the hell? That's crazy though. The kids must be saying it, I don't know. It must be, Nardwars. Nardwars talking to the baby. N kids must be saying it. I don't know. It must be interview- Nard Wars.

Nard Wars talking to the table. Get into the bottom of it. Son of a bitch. Alright. Should we wrap it up? Yeah. Or we can keep going up to you boys. Where are we at?

Oh. Holy shit. For this episode or total Yeah, perfect. All right Thank you guys for listening What are we done? Are we going? Yeah, that was it Will you put the trailer off for this today? Yeah Easy repose. Cool blind repose. Thank you. Watch it first. You might not watch Nick's new show doing trailer after this today? Uh

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