Son of a Boy Dad - Canadian Milk Jugs - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 106

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. All right, we're good. We're good. This is so annoying. Is there a sandbag?

Maybe the bottom of that. No, but it's like, why do we have this fucking shitty ass microphone? Let's twist the table. That was your Diet Coke that fell? Yeah, but it's like, this thing doesn't even fucking work oh there's just a puddle of it on the ground i don't know there's nothing to put it on but

no let us stop let us soak into the fucking i mean this is crazy dude yeah seriously what all right what's up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast today it is march 20th big time and we are here in the studio make sure you subscribe to the podcast we just got some troubling statistics about our 45 of the people that watch the podcast are not subscribed so we're gonna need you guys to subscribe which is just dickheadish behavior by those people it's just like mean and uh not helpful to us so simple and costs you nothing and you are already seeing our shit on your feed so just exactly unless you're watching on like the desktop version of youtube not logged in which is also psycho actually i don't know people do that shit though how's that dc brother flat now if you don't know sass just spilled his diet coke right beforehand

just troubling start to the show for us it's really actually really annoying i know but i feel like you sometimes operate a little bit better with a little bit of mild annoyance about you well i'm annoyed for two reasons now. Let's go. The first one is because the Diet Coke spilled. And the second one is because my hands are freezing. Is it cold in here? Put them on your penis and balls. It's too cold. They're too cold to do that.

That always helped me during like football games and shit like that. When I was on the football team, put it on my penis and balls. When I played baseball, little league. So it'd be like you play in like the fall. It's like freezing. So if your hands are cold, just touch a child's dick. Yeah, exactly. So it'd be like you play in like the fall. It's like freezing. So if your hands are cold, just touch a child's dick. Yeah, exactly. You should be good.

Generating from that area. If you walked into a locker room, like a changing room at a pool and there was like somebody like, like, like you heard like a child's voice in there. Would you just, would you skedaddle out of there? Would you go through your business as usual usual just like change in the changing room probably just change in the changing room right it would be more weird if i was like i need to remove myself from the situation having bad thoughts just the optics of it are bad though i mean i've been in locker rooms as a child where there's grown men changing.

Yeah, and they're probably perverts. They probably had eyes on your bird. Maybe. I'm not like a public change guy. I would just go into a stall and change. Yeah, in this one, there was no stalls. In this fantasy? This fantasy that I can't stop thinking about.

So were you in Florida or Brazil this weekend? I was in Florida where this happened. There's a lot of thoughts happening. There's a lot of people asking questions. People are like positive I was in Brazil. Which is making me question if I was in Brazil. Yeah, you weren't in Brazil. Yeah, I heard you talking to Francis about where

you were going and it was Florida. Yeah, it was in Florida. Yeah. But some people just don't believe. Some people are telling me I was in Brazil, like Tyler. Yeah, I don't believe you for are telling me i was in brazil like tyler yeah i don't believe you for a second bro you were i was florida was it fun it was awesome it was uh it was sunny i had seafood damn i spoke portuguese yeah there was a lot of crime like youth crime and a lot of inos a lot of dudes named inyo when did you get back yesterday uh yesterday evening oh nice late last night what time uh late wow you think we were at the airport at the same time

maybe we could have been uh i probably was because i had to i was at the airport for fucking 40 hours yesterday 40 hours doing what just getting my ass handed to by every thing in every way imaginable by customs i was getting fucked from every angle it was insane it was the worst airport day i've ever had really yeah why the customs guys the customs guys the the air canada shit airline it sucks all the flight attendants are assholes totally they're mean well they. Well, they're probably French Canadians. Probably. Yeah.

They're not. They're all like the most like, I don't think any of them even live in Canada and they just work for Air Canada. They're just Yankees. Yeah. Pretending. They're like, hello, bonjour. And like a Boston accent.

Bonjour. Yeah. Because that's what they have to say because they have to figure out if you're, if you speak French or American. Je m'appelle seamus hey marty pelto when did you get back uh last night late or like late last night just just enough time to put in my bets for the late slate oh so not that late uh it was it was halftime it was halftime of like the uh miami game are you not bad in florida no you can't bet in florida yeah it's south you can't really bet a lot of places in the south right which is stupid as fuck they all got like the religious laws but what

about freedom though no they're not free out there it really is you know where they're not free is canada oh not at all no not even close but they don't i think they have sports betting up there now yeah they have the barstool app up there no or my bugging or they have the score they have some weird other competitor that we don't speak of oh yeah what did you eat up there poutine actually i ate almost strictly tacos the entire time what the fuck yeah was that your first time going to toronto yeah and how do you say it now toronto you still say yeah how you would pronounce it in america no they're gonna whip your ass they're gonna beat the fuck out of you for that kind of shit why so many tacos it is a very multicultural city it's a very culture like a lot of asians

out there yeah i guess it's not really tacos but yeah not a lot of white people not a lot of white folk not a lot of purebred whites not a lot of pure snow a lot of white people not a lot of white folk not a lot of purebred whites a lot of halfies right am i right there was no white people it's crazy i'm fine with that it's bullshit yeah it's good to get away from the enemy for a little bit but none of your jokes landed no they did but uh yeah i don't know it was fun um i mean it's just like i think i think next time if i go i would drive maybe i think maybe like the the security and stuff would be easier and it's just so close i think you just got to sit towards the front of the airplane dude it was it was honestly just like the customs going back in me and mook were going together and like the mooks having this

great conversation with the other dude they're talking about like chris rock's new special and my guy's just like you sure you're at the right airport buddy he's like because you're not i'm not getting any information on you what do we like we didn't talk and he was just like he was like your face isn't matching because then you take a picture of you you're much fatter than no he was like your picture is not matching your passport photo and i'm like why don't what do you want me to photo. And I'm like, well, I don't. What do you want me to do about that? Like, it's me. Did you get a facial reconstruction of the Lolo?

No. And then he just like did it again and it worked. But it was like I was there for so long. I know. And you had to wait in a line a long time. Long line. Yeah. Kind of forewarned you because when I've had to go over there for like rap shows, they'll.

I know other people. And maybe it's because they're like black dudes that have gotten trouble or like gotten a hard time at the border for going over saying that they're going to do rap stuff so i was just saying i'm going as a fan and i was warning you that you might get into some trouble did people uh you know hard time about crossing the border no dude going in was like i kept on being like there has to be another step there has to be another like another line or something because you just go in you scan your passport out like a like a key like a machine and then they go over and they go what are you here for and i say work and they're like okay you're good damn it was so easy you didn't need a work visa or anything like that it was so easy getting in getting going home

was way more of a pain in the ass. Right, because you could have been an illegal immigrant. Yeah. Or worse, sex trafficking mook. Yeah. It was crazy. It was, yeah. Just mooks on a leash walking through. Ball gag. And I already talked about it on the yacht. He can answer for himself.

Dude, the fucking, lot of people just putting every single thing that they traveled with in the overhead bin. Really pissed you off, huh? Really got to me. Like, I was thinking about it for hours after I got home. Damn. Like, still furious.

That is the least relatable problem I've ever heard. Well, because you're in first class. You guys have your own fucking bin, each person, each one of you. Yeah. I'm laying down flat out. No, but those Air Canada planes are tiny. They're not like big planes no i i know it is it is annoying as fuck for people to have to uh check the bag yeah i mean it's annoying to have to check it's annoying to have to wait for your bag it's annoying to have

to check your bag it's annoying to have to put the shit in the overhead bin i mean dude you've seen the bag that i travel with that's not a bag that needs to be getting checked that red your red bag yeah it's tiny you're stupid it's smaller than my backpack is it there's like two shirts and a sweatshirt in there yeah and i had to check it that's insane why couldn't it go under your seat because i have my backpack under my seat and i'm a normal person so i don't put both bags in the overhead bin it makes you save time too could you was there room in the overhead bin where you could have put both in dude there was zero room because the people next to me had their fucking supreme shopping bags in the overhead bin and their shoes like like everything

it was like they like they stripped down to their nakeds and they and they fucking put everything in the overhead bin just a ass naked dude next to you yes like they were using like it was their own personal closet what uh what exactly did you say to the flight attendant when she told you that you had to so i didn't say anything i was i was really really annoyed and i was like okay i guess i'm gonna go check my bag and then the flight attendant comes up like so that we go back to like the the gate and like right before you get on the plane, like that little like corner area. And the flight attendant from up by the gate that's like checking boarding passes runs down. And she's like, what are you guys doing over here?

I'm like, oh, we need to check our bags. And she's like, well, you should have come up to me. I was like, well, no one told us to come up to you. So how the fuck was I supposed to know I was supposed to come up to you? It is crazy because every airport is different. You get the same thing when you're going through, like you put your shit in the bin and somebody will fucking scream at you. Be the rudest person you ever met in your life.

It's a different fucking set of rules everywhere I go. They're like a completely different breed in Canada. Laptop in, laptop out, shoes on, belt off. It's different every single place you go and people are like, how do you not fucking know this? This is standard shit, guys. Dude, it's insane. They're the go and people are like how do you not fucking know this this is standard shit guys they're the meanest people on earth

I literally think if you put a group of people in a line and it was like five flight attendants and Hitler was one of them they'd be like Hitler would be the nicest one out of all of them he'd be a sweet ass flight attendant making your coffee just how you want it is that alright?

it was fucking insane and then finally I spoke up and I was like well we have to check our bags because people are putting their shoes backpacks luggage suitcases everything they own in the overhead bins and she's like there's jackets in the overhead bins and i'm like yeah every overhead bin has jackets in it and she's like well there shouldn't be and i'm like well they're not my fucking jackets i'm like what do you want me to do about that and then she's like i'm gonna go shouldn't be. And I'm like, well, they're not my fucking jackets. I'm like, what do you want me to do about that? And then she's like, I'm going to go see if we can get these to fit. Like, cause they don't believe me that they don't fit. And she goes over, they don't fit.

And then she has to go all the way back up. I think we, I caused the plan to be delayed by like 30 minutes because me and Mook had the same flight and he landed when we were 40 minutes left in our flight. Wait, what do you mean you had the same flight to different areas? He was going to Newark and I was going to La guardia they both took off at 2 30 and you just held everybody up it was me and like two dudes why didn't you get on the plane earlier so i was sitting with mook uh keeping him company yeah trafficking him yeah isn't that crazy there's two flights both going to new york at the same exact time from canada that is preposterous yeah

to just different areas but people have to i mean it's just i mean toronto's a massive fucking city yeah how many people live in toronto like fucking three and a half million or some shit like that i don't know it's fucking big city it's really big bad traffic there too three million on the bizot we had people there are short-tempered. Everyone's like Canada is so nice and friendly. They got short fuses over there. It started rubbing off on me. No, but it was rubbing off on me.

I went in there like positive vibes. I thought I was going to a tropical... I didn't know Canada was going to be the exact same thing. I didn't know Toronto. It's literally just New York. You thought you were flying so far north that it got tropical. Yeah. You thought you were going around the world.

Like a little foreign, like something different. Dude, our Uber driver on the way to the club one night, like having like psychotic breakdowns while we're in the car. Just rude as hell. There's traffic. Traffic's everywhere. And we're like, maybe just go the fucking direction that the Uber's telling you to go. She's like, it's one of those Ubers where they're trying to come up with their own little

like secret like ways to go ex-cab driver for sure yeah and she's dude we it took us an hour to get to the club it was supposed to take us 25 there's a female woman female damn woman that's fucking brutal yeah and she didn't speak english and at one point she just snapped and just started speaking a fully different different language to us and we're all just like yeah yeah i know it sucks couldn't understand a lick of what she was saying what uh ethnicity was she a turban one of the head see that could be maybe a lot of different things honestly that could be to me that could be one of the heads middle eastern african asian dude i don't know all i know is that it was we were minorities there and we were treated like minorities was it kind of refreshing no not at all i want my white privilege back

gosh dang it but overall i mean tor Toronto was great. How was Brazil? It was good. I mean, it's carnival. So, you know what I mean? You guys ball out on your vacations. I mean, it was more of just a getaway to get out of the fucking... The city. Dead dog house. Yeah.

You know what I mean? But you guys ball out, dude. What made you say that? What did you see that made you say any story that you post when you're on vacation it's like it looks like a stock photo that would be like on a mac when you first buy it just a perfect sunset yeah like an angled palm tree yeah just looking really serene no this place is like uh we've stayed at this fucking nice ass hotel in florida called the breakers on west palm beach which is like the last bastion at this fucking nice ass hotel in florida called the breakers on west palm

beach which is like the last bastion for like white people to be white people it was the opposite of toronto basically it's like old money white people and every like conversation you overhear is like somebody like complaining about their third mortgage or just some real rich people or just people talking about ozempic the fattest people you've ever seen talking about ozempic just like at the spot that's that new thing right the so the what is it uh i guess it's just some shit that makes everybody skinny yeah i think it's just a new development it's a new development in our world that's i don't know is it an injection or is it a fucking pill it's for diabetes but but i don't know how people take it

huh yeah it's your yeah it makes people skinny but it might even make yeah that's owen by the way why is it popping off right now because people are getting skin it's like literally a skinny pill or like a skinny shot you like just figured it out finally and it's like for diabetes just like an appetite suppressant maybe but they finally fucking figured it out they finally got to the bottom of it yeah and people are loving it like i was in boston like my boy up there's on it like my boy like a friend of mine like oh you look good it's like yeah this fucking ozempic stuff is it like a is it like a is it cost a lot of money i don't know i doubt your insurance covers that it might though if you

could just like claim a little bit of diabetes but i think even the diabetes people have a hard time getting their insurance to cover their medication right isn't that like a huge thing maybe it's just for rich folk it must be for the rich folk just super rich people i mean they'll be the first person to like get the cure for aids get something to make you really skinny get something to make you live longer, get something, you know, it's true,

but it's, it's, it's an injection. Yeah. So maybe that's just nasty. You just got to do it to yourself. It's just got to fucking, and how,

how, how often do you have to do it every day? Four times a day. Just instead of a meal, you just inject your stomach. Yeah. It's a lot 75 hard shots yeah just jabbing yourself i got the fucking jab that's what the jab should have been

fucking that then there's no comorbidities for for covid if nobody's fat anymore it's true just fucking give everybody ozempic yeah everybody's skinny then the fats aren't getting covet anymore ozempic they need to put some fucking fentanyl in the ozempic weed out the my mom was like sending me links to like some not the article about there being fentanyl and weed in boston yeah that's what she sent you yeah anybody who is getting that needs to change what news they're watching anybody who's seeing that as news she said it to me and my older sister and we were like why are you sending like neither of us smoke weed and neither of us live in boston

like why are you sending this to us she's like trying to tell you that she's about dude she's i'm on the lookout for some of this if if i find any i'll let you know was it real god no no it's a fucking like pit like pill which is like or like a powder yeah like my wife was seeing it she's like you could put powder on weed it's like you're not gonna fucking like like dust a fucking whole crop one's putting fat and all on weed yeah weed is the least expensive drug yeah that was crazy and it also was like the person got it from like a dispensary too didn't they it's someone who was doing hard drugs and then they

wanted to lie to their family yeah about fucking yeah that makes sense yeah that's crazy yeah my mom sent me that the other day it's going around yeah you could tell what kind of what kind of news they're watching that's scary ass news that news that's just supposed to like scare the fuck out of you just like you're just hearing the like most negative and like nasty shit yeah some bad shit about russia some bad shit about china some bad shit about the climate they're just trying to spook you bro what happened to krasinski's news channel remember during the pandemic john krasinski was yeah he to come out with good news. He was going to get a YouTube channel, right? And it was like popping off for like four

weeks and then he sold it for like $10 billion. Yeah, that's crazy. I think he really did sell it and then like nobody else wants to watch it. No. Who the fuck wants to see anything positive? No, not at all. Nobody. I want to hear about the fentanyl and the

weed. I know, exactly. You want to hear about the fentanyl and the weed. I know. Exactly. You want to know where it's going. Some people have to be just enjoying fentanyl. Yeah. I know a comedian who was addicted to fentanyl patches for a while. Some people could just handle it better. Yeah.

Some people are just adults about it. Have you seen that video of the dude in the hospital? And the doctor's telling him what they gave him. And he's like, the fentanyl should make you feel better. And he's like... He pops up and he's like, what? You haven't seen that video? It's fucking hilarious.

I can try and find it. It pops up like Willy Wonka. He's fully hooked up to IVs and stuff stuff and he hears that he like jumps up what's in what way it's the good kind yeah fentanyl you're gonna hear like joe rogan talking about like you know like that like fentanyl is actually like there are multiple nobelzes won about fentanyl. Like the CNN will tell you that it's horse dewormer, but it's actually fucking good for you. All right. All right.

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Now back to the jokes. You hear that Trump's getting arrested tomorrow? Same same news. No, he tweeted that himself. Huh? He announced that himself. I mean, he's saying himself. He announced that himself. He tweeted that.

What is his website? Truth? Truth.com. He bought it from the anti-cigarette people. It's Truth Social? He tweeted out and he was like, I'm being arrested on Tuesday. Just a heads up. That's going to be crazy, dude. It's tomorrow. He's not going to get arrested.

Yeah, he is. No, he's not. Yes, he is. He announced he's not. Yes, he is. He announced he's getting arrested. And he said they have to round up all the MAGA guys. And they're all going to go. And they're all going to take the Capitol back or some shit. It would just set a...

What the fuck was that? Is someone... Is your crush like trying to throw fucking rocks at the window out here? My crush? Yeah, this is like an 80s movie. This is like a joke. The fuck is that? Someone just pounced a ladder up.

It sounded like some Toronto folks out there. Like your cab driver. Yeah. Damn. Who would have thought, dude, that Toronto is the most diverse place on earth? It's fucking dope. And it's so cold. I can't

imagine why anyone would live there it was freezing feels like it was nine we went to the hockey hall of fame though and they have a fake ass stanley cup that they claim is the real stanley cup and it's absolutely not the real stanley cup that hockey hall of fame sucks dick no i thought it was cool i've never been in but it sounds like it sucks it was cool it was cool just the stanley cup was clearly a scam dude they had the stanley cup out on this like big ass like platform and people were just going up and just like rubbing their hands on it and the only person guarding it was like a 115 pound girl and there's a door she could never stop me if i wanted to go out to the street next to the stanley cup and i'm like there's no way this is could never stop me. There's a door out to the street next to the Stanley Cup. And I'm like, there's no way this is the Stanley Cup.

It's like bait car. Yeah. And she was like, actually, there's two Stanley Cups. And this is one of the two. And she was like, they take turns traveling. And the other one, you're not even allowed to touch unless you have gloves on. The guy who holds it has gloves. And then we go into this other room where they have all these other trophies and

all the NHL Stanley Cup rings and stuff. And that's in a fucking safe. That room is like... The doors are like safes. They lock it up like it's national treasure. But then the Stanley Cup is just out there while little kids are driving their toy cars over the Stanley Cup.

And they're like, yeah, this is the real Stanley Cup. I'm like, there's no fucking way this is the real Stanley Cup. It was literally a kid with a fake police car driving his car along the Stanley Cup. Just like a fucking old Asian lady mixing some soup in there. No, it was actually what it was like. It was crazy.

It's kind of dope. It was not the real Stanley Cup. It should be everybody's Stanley Cup. We should all have a crack at it. Moog thought it was real. As taxpayers, we should be able, I mean, it was not the real Stanley Cup. It should be everybody's Stanley Cup. We should all have a crack at it. Moog thought it was real. As taxpayers, we should be able to all fondle the Stanley Cup

if we want. I know. You really think Trump's going to get arrested? I think Trump's going to get arrested and I think the Stanley Cup was fake. He's just going to be sitting in a holding cell

next to like a fucking, uh, What is it? What are they saying? It's something with like Stormy Daniel, right? That bitch. It's going, what's your, are you singularizing? It's something with like Stormy Daniel, right? That bitch. You singularizing it makes it so much funnier.

What's her name? Stormy Daniels? Stormy Daniels sounds like a fucking wrestler. Should I look up why is Trump being arrested? It's a hush money paper. Hush money paper? It's not like they decided to vacuum the roof today when we're filming this. It's drilling us. What the fuck is going on? Is that drill music?

Yeah, Trump says he may be arrested. Oh. It would be the worst precedent to set of all time if you could just arrest the next president. The next? Do you think he's going to win in 2024? Or the next president could arrest someone. You know what I mean?

If you just like, could be like, oh, like this guy's the fucking like the opposite party. We're just going to arrest him. There's 0% chance that happens. You don't think he's going to? Best way to be able to get away with anything is to,

is to, it should be on the Barstool Sportsbook to be honest. And I think I'd have odds. Well, I don't think we'd be allowed to bet on it because clearly he'd be skewing the uh he's skewing the numbers he's skewing the odds if you can bet on the fucking oscars you should be able to bet on this you should i think he's gonna i think it's gonna be fucking awesome it's gonna be crazy it's gonna be awesome no now i know it's it'll be a tragedy of course but i think it'll be hilarious there's no way that like some fucking

New York City cop is gonna lead him away first off New York City cops probably love him more than anybody else you think it's gonna be in New York City? so you think they're gonna bust down the doors of Mar-a-Lago like a fucking local cop it'll probably be like an FBI guy no way

no way so you think Trump would lie? He'd probably be like an FBI guy. No way. Yeah. No way. Yeah. So you think Trump would lie? About getting arrested? I don't know. If Q reveals himself tonight, I'll believe it. Q? Yeah.

Q Hannon? Yeah. If Q fucking drops his fucking face and location at that point then I will believe it. But until that happens I absolutely refuse to believe it. I think it's going to happen. I think it's going to be fucking crazy. Who's banging your line? Because on my line it's getting banged too.

What the hell is happening on my fucking line? Who's banging your line? Jesus Christ. When the hell is everyone moving to chicago i don't know dude but i'm really getting sick of seeing all those posts just being like let's decide who the next cast of the yak is gonna be it's like dude this isn't gonna happen for so long it's watch it like in september we'll come around because we're waiting another year. Like renewing your lease? Yeah. Like, oh, we're just not going to move. Yeah.

Didn't make sense. Is this going to be usable? This audio? Yeah. It's fine. All the power washing that's going on outside? Yeah, you sound fine.

You can't hear it? No, no, no. Can we talk about your sketch show, though? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I feel like you uh, you guys under, under sold that. Yeah.

I don't know. Um, it's way cooler to have no promotion and drop a banger. Yeah, I agree with that. Um, but it was so good that, uh, it really just shows your restraint that you didn't. Uh, if I did something that good i would be telling everybody how good it was before it came out and just sucking my own self off well it gets to a weird point where you've watched it so many times that you genuinely don't know if it's good or not yeah you're like i hope it's good is this funny yeah yeah is this actually funny yeah um oh and

maybe i could ask you a couple questions yeah for. First off, I'm so happy you're back. Me too. I'm very excited to be back. Thankful to be back. Damn, you sound humble as hell. I miss you. From my understanding, I feel like you wrote a lot of that. Yeah, some of the premises.

I mean, it ends up being like a brand new thing sometimes but yeah what uh what the hell it came off so good it turned out so good i didn't even know that you really um had that that club in your bag as far as writing shit like that yeah that's just been kind of the uh the boredom hobby is just writing nonsense like that. Yeah. It turned out good though. And, um, I feel like some of the sketches were like, um,

conceptual. So it's like pitching that to somebody is probably like daunting to be like hoping that somebody like picks up the vision. Yeah. Fights still didn't get the adoption one when it was all said and done. that's what I mean. Like that's like the, I was like,

well, I think it'd be funny if you could adopt a kid from Amazon. He was like, I don't get that. And I was like, it was all said and done. Yeah, that's what I mean. I was like, well, I think it would be funny if you could adopt a kid from Amazon. He was like, I don't get that. And I was like, it's alright. But yeah, so for sure. It seemed like you were on board with it though, Sass. Yeah, we got a lot more too that are already recorded.

Really? Yeah. What's the drop schedule for that show? I don't know. Next one's going to be April 12th. Oh, really? Yeah. I think it's going to be the second Wednesday of the month, maybe. Fuck yeah. Circle that on your calendars.

Yeah. Damn. So you have a whole next episode shot already? Damn near? Mostly, yeah. We just have a bunch of ammo in the clit. Really? Why do we shoot?

Yeah. Tyler had a good point of like always having more than we need for each episode so we have like a pool to choose from that's a very smart decision because then you wind up not putting bad shit in an episode you know what i mean there's a lot more pressure for the second one like we didn't know we did no promo bro for this first one so i was like all right let's check this out but now it's i think it was very good show and like we made it and i think it's good like the second one i'm like all right yeah second one needs to be a banger yeah second one needs to be really good you know it's

gonna be better you know it's gonna be tough though is you're gonna say that after the second one two you're gonna be like i've listened three needs to be now three no one gives a fuck about three is everyone's like yeah maybe i'll watch this one maybe i won't four is where it really matters four is like the closer that's the big one yeah four is where people really make up their mind like this show either sucks or it's good yeah but also they'll make their well four they'll make it up if it's good by two they might be like this sucks you know what i mean if if two's not a banger it's got to be a banger be a banger two banger. Two will be a banger. Two's going to be very good. I'm excited for two. The way it's stylized and shot, I also thought was dope.

Who's the? I think the redhead's in, too, by the way. Shut up. Gardini's back? Okay, then Mook. That's great to see. A lot more stuff outside episodes coming with it, too. It'll be good.

What do you mean? That would be cryptic, Tyler. I don't even know what that means to be honest i think you meant physically outside oh that too but i'm gonna say there's like a brand to be built under this we're fine everyone's bugging about chicago like new york's gonna be chilling yeah new york's about to be lit bro us mean girls if not you got the rap thing. You got the rap thing. If not. Yeah. Yeah.

I can always fall back on this week if I need to, which would be sick. Yeah. It honestly, it just charged me up. Like I had nothing to do with the making of that. And I just was like texting like everybody, just even like texting Erica being like, you got to see this. Like just like, like just much uh positivity came of it i felt like it was just like fuck yeah this has me fired up the boys are making some good ass shit i know you quelled fights and eyes anxieties individually no it was just fire very nice i didn't even do it for that it was more just being

like fuck yeah like it just has me excited because of the way that same stuff Tyler's talking about. Like, uh, where even you sass, like, like you're hearing a lot about this move to Chicago and it's like, well, I think we're going to be pretty, I think we're going to do pretty good and do some, make some fun. Yeah. I'm not worried about it at all. Same. I never really was worried about it.

If I was worried about it, I would have gone to chicago but but i'm not quote card yeah but um yeah dude it was like overwhelmingly positive feedback even like the barstool reddit was like extremely positive and they hate me they were people commenting me like i wanted to hate this but i ended up really enjoying that's the nicest thing possible yeah it's so easy to hate something if you want yeah and if you like someone it's so easy to like something or to overlook things so it's the fact that you flipped somebody is yeah that was cool it was funny fights texted me at like 1 a.m on when did it come out thursday or wednesday yeah texted me at like 1 a.m on wednesday and was like he was like i feel like people are like pranking us he's like i feel like they're he's like he's

like he was like the feedback has been so positive that like i feel like they're like it's like i wrote they're like ironically like messing with us that's the kyle told them yeah yeah yeah definitely the imposter syndrome of a truly depressed man yeah yeah that's that's all that is but yeah i was super positive i was like uh like even like right away it was it was uh a lot of positive comments just because you hear about like this like 12 hour block of programming that they're gonna have in chicago with like a rope swing and shit like that it was like okay yeah it also did really well it's like 150 000 views yeah on a brand new channel yeah it was

like very very successful yeah what else is going to be on that barstool comedy channel i have no idea i think it's going to be just this until like for the fall of next year or something i don't know let tommy and me put out the smoke show i was talking to him today that's going to go out on that can we do that oh it is i thought it was oh the smoke show is okay but their show is going out on the barstool main page right yeah yeah who's their show like the their like variety show that they're doing please end this oh yes yes yes okay but i'm gonna i i'm happy that i don't i don't really want our steel on the main page because then it's like then you get a bunch of people who are just like clicking on the first thing that they see not people who like saw it out yeah facts who is the you were very giving with your promotions

as well yeah i don't know i mean people were like the whole news dropped from a sam squant yeah people were like i didn't it really wasn't like it wasn't like we had time to even promote it everyone was like oh you should have promoted it yeah you guys each put a clip up

yeah a link it was really like we didn't know we were going to put it out originally we were going to put it out on that Thursday but then we moved it to Wednesday

because March Madness which is that the same as March Madness is what is it so is it just going on right now or is it not until like Thursday Friday next week

oh really it's like every weekend yeah from Thursday to Sunday on the Is it, so is it just going on right now or is it not until like Thursday, Friday? Next week. Oh, really? It's like every weekend. Yeah. From Thursday to Sunday on the. So like this Thursday? Yeah. Okay. Also, like if you put out a trailer saying like, oh, coming out next week, like people.

Yeah. I think we did a good, I think we made a smart move by doing it that day. Here's a cool ass show that's coming out tonight. Should we not even say when the next one's coming out? Should we bleep out the April? Yeah, bleep that out. Or else we'll bleep out right at this part of the...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, well... We don't know. No one's going to remember. No one's going to actually write that down in their calendar

and be like, well, they said it was coming out on the 22nd. What the fuck? Yeah. You son of a bitch. I'm very excited. You and Feist are very good

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50% is your first box. Wow. What a great, great deal. 50% is a lot. I was going to try and come see you do stand-up comedy this weekend or this week with my boys. Yeah, you said that on Thursday? Yeah, I'm going out to dinner with some of my college buddies, the cop, the firefighter. Oh, those bastards. I know. That crew oh those those bastards I know that crew together is dangerous

I know bro yeah that's how I know that no New York City cops are going to arrest Trump yeah yeah that's true

I have dinner with them yeah how long are they in town for they're New York City cops they live in town oh they live in town it's a New York City firefighter

New York City cop and another dude one of them one of them works on movies and the other one is they live in town oh they live in town it's a New York City firefighter New York City cop and uh another dude one of them one of them works on movies and the other one is uh I forget his job

yeah well you don't need to know yeah but we were gonna come see you afterwards we were gonna come see you do stand up

but instead we might since we're gonna go to dinner at that time we might go see one of the tournament games at Madison Square Garden yeah it's probably a better idea you think so? yeah I don't know uh that show Madison Square Garden yeah it's probably a better idea you think so

yeah I don't know that show's pretty early and it's Thursday so I don't know if it's going to be like a fantastic one no we'll still

come see you I don't know but also I don't know if I'm going to be able to hang out after why what are you doing I think I'm going to go to Noel Miller's

doing a theater in New York so why don't I just go to that with you and all my firefighter and cop buddies? Yeah, maybe. See if we can work something out.

The ones that... Gardini's opening for him? Got kicked out of Francis's house. Yeah, yeah. They're easy to get along with. Gardini's really opening for him? Yeah, Gardini's a big... He's opening for people in theaters. It's pretty crazy. He does Shane all the time, but now he's doing Noelle Miller too.

Really? Is stand-up comedy easy as hell? No, Gardini's, I mean, Gardini's really good at stand-up. Yeah? Yeah. Interesting. So why aren't you opening for people in theaters? Because I just am not.

I don't know. You're not good enough yet? I don't know. I just haven't been asked. Damn, bro. You're one of the best in the world. Yeah. That's me best. Damn, bro. You're one of the best in the world. Yeah. That's the best.

Let's go. Toronto was fucking awesome, dude. The show was great. Moog just folded up his glasses like that wrestling mom. The fuck do you mean you're the best? Dude, Toronto was dope. The show, the room was pretty like it was like 150. It's a pretty

small room, but all the shows were sold out it was like really fun and uh how much uh how much money do you make off that uh usually like a hundred thousand units no tax yeah we got canadian so everything is just we were just calling everything it was in units because they don't have price tax like like when you go out to dinner it'll be like 14 and a half. Like 14 and a half what? Anything. It's really your call. Yeah.

It's because I think they'll take. The tacos are 14 and a half and it'll be like a half sign. Like it won't be like 0.5. It'll be like one. Yeah. Fraction. Like the columns in Harry Potter. Yeah.

Like platform nine and three quarters. That was cracking us up. But I think it's because they'll take America money if you'll give it to them. Yeah, because they do. Yeah. Because our shit's way more fucking wavy. Yeah, it's way more valuable. 14 and a half American dollars compared to 14 and a half Canadian dollars.

A million Canadian dollars? Yeah. Yeah, I gave him like 10 bucks and then I realized that it was six Canadian and then he just gave me like a couple of fucking Canadian coins back. And I was like, dude, you may as well just give me like chocolate bucks. And then I realized that it was six Canadian. And then he just gave me like a couple of fucking two and he's a loony coins back. And I was like, did you may as well just give him me like chocolate coins. These things mean absolutely.

I'm not going to go back and like transfer these to dollars at a bank. So what did you do with him? Throw him out. My go-to move in the trash at the airport. You go to the vending machine and load up on sprites, pack a bunch of Canadian sprites. Their recipe's different. Oh, is it really?

Yeah. It's way more syrupy. You know what their recipe is different for? It's Bloody Marys. Because we got Bloody Marys and they were fucking disgusting, dude. On the plane? They were this color. I'm not even kidding.

Mook, am I exact? They might have been more red than this. Because they used ketchup up there for it. I think it was ketchup. It was disgusting. I think it was like freshly squeezed tomato juice. We got use ketchup up there for it. I think it was ketchup. It was disgusting. I think it was like freshly squeezed tomato juice. We got some ketchup and vodka for you. And then they had Caesars.

They're like, well, we have a lot of Caesars out here. The fuck is a Caesar? We asked what a Caesar was. We looked it up. It's clam juice and tomato juice and vodka. What the hell? And I was like, oh, no thanks. I've seen that before.

Like Clamato. Yeah. But that's gross. It's disgusting. That shit is disgusting. We didn't get that. We didn't get that. Clam juice. I mean, I guess Bloody Marys are disgusting.

I like them. Unless you get them like at a good place. Like if you try and get a Bloody Mary on a plane. You like that? An airport Bloody Mary? Yeah. You like that? Not a plane Bloody mary an airport

bloody mary the bloody mary i had yesterday at the airport was phenomenal salted rim big ass stick of celery pepper hot sauce yeah i need uh i need like a homemade bloody mary mix this was like homemade yeah there was a team of people working on this Bloody Mary. Not even kidding. I need like chunks like of like I need to be menstrual. Chunks of what? Like I I need a Bloody Mary to be

like of horseradish. Like I need it to be like. Yeah, that's what this was like. Yeah. This was a good Bloody Mary. I need it to be there to be uteral lining in it. Yeah. That's disgusting. That's what a period is, brother.

If you think a woman's biological processes are disgusting, man. I do. That is nasty. I have no idea why my TikTok algorithm thinks I give a fuck about trans people at all. I have no idea why it's always showing me some shit about like people arguing about a trans person like i'm trying to never think about it like i don't want to have an opinion on it i don't see it in my daily life i don't care at all so many people who it's like literally the only thing they think about is trans people it's so insane like they wake up and their first thought is like fucking trans people it's probably

because they're it's a circular tiktok algorithm where i like wake up and like i'm on the toilet pooping and scrolling and like four of my first five are like talk shows where people are arguing being like well what do you think a biological female is or some shit like that it's like shut the fuck up and leave me alone yeah Yeah. I never want to see this. I've never thought about this before. And if this is what like culture is that like this is what we're obsessed with now,

like Canadians, they got a lot of trans people out there. They genuinely do. They do. I got a ton. There's the first tweet I saw when I landed was like,

it was like, it was like the first tweet I saw when I landed in Canada. It was on my for you page and it was like, it was like, they think there was like, there tweet i saw when i landed in canada it was on my for you page and it was like it was like they think there was like there's only 30 000 people in canada and then everyone was like yeah that's not true there's like a fucking million they're boring trans out there there's a shit ton of trans people in canada yeah i don't yeah yeah i don't even know why

people are just like why do people think about it so much people are just bored as hell because they want to fuck trans people but they're like afraid to admit it so they need them to be illegal damn one in 300 Canadians are trans yeah a lot of trans people out in Canada so the thing said 30,000

and all the comments are being like fuck no this is way off how many people were at your show? 150 so I probably sold 600 tickets so two trans and then all the comments are being like, fuck no, this is way off. How many people were at your show? 150. So I probably sold 600 tickets. So two trends. At least two. At least.

Did you spot them? Yeah. Had them escorted out. Out of Zapple. You got a hockey stick in your pants? Something that Canadians don't think is funny are two things. 9-11, not funny to Canada, which I was shocked by. Which is like, yeah, you I was shocked by. I thought they would think it's hilarious.

You guys could kick back. And COVID. I forgot that they got... COVID wasn't much of a joke to them because they were locked in their houses for months. They also just reopened. You're probably the first American they're seeing. What?

They would laugh, but then they'd get all weird. They'd get all tense yeah because there's probably like a government official cracking their knuckles like yeah yeah yeah get back inside yeah it was funny it was good crowds though canada was awesome there was one show that was not great there was some girl in the front row blackout drunk talking about like her dad who like shot himself it was like weird like just

yelling out and then they kicked her out one in 300 yeah one in 300 yeah interesting she was a girl she might have been a dude you never know these days dude the uh yeah the kicking having people get kicked out it's not fun you had to do it no but they they made it happen it was it's like it's not like it's not like something that I want to happen

it's not something that like I enjoy having happen because it's like people are coming all the way to the show and then they get removed right you don't like

taking people's cell phones either at your shows but you have to do it well I don't do that you don't like taking pictures of people's faces as they leave the club but you have to do it

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Oh, really? Also kind of a weird lead up. No one cares about your brackets. Just start betting now. All right, whatever. Dude, you know what is some of the funniest types of content on the internet? And these are some of the same podcasts that talk about trans people. It'll be just like two dudes and like eight girls with their titties out.

Did you see that Devin Costa tweet? No, I didn't.'t you didn't i'm sure it's hilarious so funny i'm sure he fucking nailed i love to see like ben avery and devin costa making fun of like a sketch like making fun of that style of fucking content because it's so funny they're like okay how can we get like eight women who can't articulate a sentence and have the roundest titties like on the face of the earth to try and talk about some of the most pressing sensitive and most hot button issues of the day hey this tweet is so funny i hope you didn't delete it oh here it is you said it was like one of these like one of those clips i know the tweet got deleted but it was one of those like, like one of those clips. I know the tweet got deleted, but it was one of those, like, uh, like one of those, exactly what you were just describing.

And he tweeted my favorite podcasts are the ones like this where a retarded guy who thinks he's Bradley Cooper from limitless interviews, interviews, a panel of women who are deprived of oxygen at birth. Yes, dude. That's like a big trend right now. I see clips all the time it's so crazy and they're and all the dudes are like well like the one i saw was like they'll be interviewing like the only fans would you rather fuck the hottest trans person in the world or an old one or like the oldest woman alive and he's like the oldest woman because then i wouldn't be gay yeah yeah it's just uh or they'll be like why are you on only fans and then they're like i don't

know i guess to make money like i'm like ah keyword there i don't know what are you doing with your life yeah and then they and then it's and then all it'll be like a million comments being like women suck dude the incels are stronger than ever right now they are on instagram a girl will just post a video like dancing and then all the comments will be like fatherless activities do those dudes are they even incels anymore i think there's like girls that like give up pussy to incels no dude these are like incel incels what is it what is the woman what is it when they comment women with the coffee cup emoji you guys see that because i'm seeing that a lot and

apparently it's like an insult it's like an insult women with a coffee cup emoji i don't know and there's like that i i send you the i send you all the religious ones now yeah those are awesome but it's all like it'll be like a video of like a girl doing something and then it'll just cut to a dude like in the gym and i'll be like this generation's not for me they're like no dude no generation is for you because you're a fucking freak i know you're not a normal person find a way to like ostracize yourself in any generation yeah it's not like you would have fucking fit in with the mad men yeah at the fucking ad agency drinking like old fashions on their lunch break or whatever. Like they would ostracize you too. It's actually really annoying because I deleted TikTok because that shit pisses me off so much like those type of videos.

And then now it's just my whole Instagram feed. you could literally like like click on a photo on instagram and then all of a sudden you're just you'd next you know it's three hours later and you're still swiping watching just like the worst videos of all time and actually dude these this generation is for you because there's more people like you in this generation than any other generation like school shooter culture that like people play into and like desire it's like a cultural thing that like people play into and like desire. It's like a cultural thing that happens. It is crazy. Like they think that they're like, when they're posting stuff like that, they're like above

everyone else. Like, no, dude, you're the weird one. You're a freak of nature. Yeah. And everyone's actually scared of you. Yeah. Shit is not, it's not wavy. Or my, or my Instagram reels would just be like some dude like imitating him, like about to fuck a girl or some shit.

It's what it always is. Mine's just tits. I can't even comprehend seeing in person. Like this is a lot of, I've never seen them in the wild. Are you talking about like size or just shape or movement? Yeah. Yeah.

Size and shape for the proportion to the body. It's just just they're doing new things with with it these days i don't find it sensual at all it's more of a biological it's like there's a museum in philly called the mutter museum and it's like uh oddities like biological oddities over time like fucking dudes with like extra long spines and like fucking an extra layer of teeth or some shit it's kind of like that class of peculiarities on some barnum and bailey no exactly like that mine is all these like it's like all these like cringe cringe pages like this this is what's coming up except this is not this is a real dude posted this cringe core

you ever watched that Cringecore? Is it hot in here? Are you hot? I mean, you are hot. I mean. Crazy to have a baggy wife beater. That's like my entire like Instagram reels. And I just can't escape it.

Because you're giving them. I mean, it's got to be the same as all of us. We're just giving it the whole watch. Because you watch it and you're like them i mean it's got to be the same as all of us we're just giving it the whole watch because you watch it and you're like i fucking hate this but then you like look at the comments and then it's repeating and then you're in the algorithm it's fun and then you're like how long have i been on mean girls dude the mean girl again the mean girl stuff doesn't really infuriate me as much as it but it infuriates people yeah it doesn't infuriate me as much as it does other people. But it infuriates people. Yeah. It doesn't infuriate me either. I just go like this. Oh. Gone. Forever. You're a little magician. Never see it again.

Yeah. Goodbye. Yeah. I also get a ton of people fucking auditing police departments. Like going in, like filming like cops basically being like, you know I'm a public property. I have a fourth amendment right that protects me. Do you have articulable suspicion of a crime like damn and there's uh there's got to

be 300 million of these videos on on the internet because that's all i fucking get i love it dude i love knowing my rights there's just something about knowing your rights it has me jonesing to get in the fucking altercation with a police officer when i'm at dinner in a couple nights i might have to yeah i know my rights just like film outside someone's business like actually this is an easement which is public property yeah that shit's crazy did you see that video of the dude uh they got the the football player who gets pulled over they just went viral the other day like the football player gets pulled over and he's like completely sober and the guy's making him do all the oh yeah ui tests yes and then he blows his zero and they're like you're high and he's like i'm a football player i don't i get tested five times a week yeah it's like i'm

hot you're high now he's suing the fucking police station to police yeah yeah it's crazy that is some bullshit man i know my fucking rights i don't know my rights at all. Yeah, I think more than half of the people who do those videos don't know their rights. They have no idea. I don't have to talk to you. It's like, actually, you do because you're under arrest. Just get shot five times. I know my rights.

I know my rights. Getting tased in the kingdom come. I don't know if I'd ever be able to say that unless it was to an Air Canada flight attendant. Oh, they're dragging me off the plane. I'd say, I know my fucking rights. kingdom come i don't know if i'd ever be able to say that unless it was to an air canada flight attendant oh they're dragging me off the plane i'd say i know my fucking rights my rights get me out of this shitty country you don't have rights in canada yeah they throw you in a fucking house arrest tell you kovitz back yeah they didn't like that or actually they did like that they kept on saying that that i uh i was excited to go back to the United States and have rights again.

Because they don't have rights out there. They would laugh. Bags of milk, though. Bags of milk. Big ass bags of milk. Did you see any of them up close and in person? Yeah, bro. I bought one.

I bought a bag. I brought a milk bag. You're just like suckling at it like a wine bag of Franzia. Also, everything closes in Torontoonto early yeah well not really it's like two but like then it's like everything is closed it's not like new york where you could go to like a 7-eleven and get like beer or something it's everything is closed there's got to be some after-hour spots no oh drake's house drake's house yeah yeah well yeah obviously but when you're coming from drake's house it's hard to be some after-hours spots. No. Oh, Drake's house. Drake's house. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, obviously. But when you're coming from Drake's house, it's hard to go back.

Yeah, there's no afters. You can't stop at the diner. Mook tried to fucking rob the hotel twice. Two times. Not once, but twice. Of goods or services? We went into the hotel the first night and we wanted to get snacks. And we were like, we were staying at a it was like a hilton but it was like in the center it was like downtown toronto and it was like big it was like 30 floors but like they have to have like all hotels have to have like 24 hour

like snack rooms and some of them sometimes you can even buy beer at them and we're like do you guys have like a snack thing and he was like no uh it's closed he's like you go to a 7-eleven and mook was like we can't even get like a bag of chips or something and the guy was like no no sorry and then mook was like we're coming back for the chips he just kept on being like we're gonna get the chips and then the next night we went in and we went to a uh we were trying to get beer this time it was late though and uh we like went up to the restaurant and we found a way in, but all the refrigerators were closed. You broke into a restaurant?

I moved in. I waited outside. Kept watch? I kept watch. And I was going to be like, I have no idea what they're doing. I was telling him to get out. Yeah.

I was telling him I was going to stop him. We were really looking for beer, though. Some Molson, some Labatt Blue. Yeah, it was, we were, we were really looking for some beer.

We were like sober. We really didn't like get drunk at all the whole weekend. No? We just kept on finding ourselves in situations where we like weren't drinking. They also, at their bars up there, I'd never seen it before. I guess I've seen it in some places since then. They have like little apparatuses on the top of shots, like on top of hard liquor, where like you pour out like exactly a shot

or a little bit less so they don't over serve anybody. They're stingy with the booze up there. Yeah. They don't want you getting too fucked up up there. Yeah. I don't know.

I think people used to get tanked. Do you go to Tim Hortons? No. You did? Good coffee, good donut. Good donut. Yeah. It's like Dunkin' Donuts, basically.

It's like a little bit better donut than Dunkin' Donuts, maybe. Not that crazy, but people go nuts over that and poutine. Well, people go nuts over Dunkin' Donuts, too. It's just like where you live. It's a regional thing. In Boston, they do. Yeah. Nowhere else.

And then you go somewhere else, and they're like, there's no Dunkin' here? No Dunkies? Why don't you just go to any other coffee shop where they have the exact same coffee? And regular-ass donuts. Yeah. The donuts at donuts and i got donuts are pretty good boston cream damn all righty let's talk about better help this show is brought to you let me start that you have to say this show is brought to you by better help first okay this show is brought to you by BetterHelp first. Okay. This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Getting to know yourself can be a long process, a lifelong process even,

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The donuts that Ian Fidance brought us were the best donuts I've ever had in my entire life. Oh, yeah, that was fire. That was insane. But I would prefer a lighter donut. I'm not a big... Like, the donuts at Big Cat Post, those don't really look that good to me

because it's like... I mean, what is that? Like 8,000 calories for one of them? And getting a whole box of them? Yeah. It's like you take a little nibble. One bite is a whole meal. There's a place called Five Daughters in Nashville.

That's the best donuts I've ever had in my life. I'm going to Nashville in like two weeks. That's a segue, brother. I think I'm going to do bussing with the boys. No way. Yeah. I think I'm going to go on thein' with the Boys. No way. Yeah. I think I'm going to go on the bus. Kind of just chop it up with those demons.

Damn, what the hell are you going to talk about? I don't know. But that'll be fun. Yeah, I'm doing Zany's in Nashville. Just got added out of nowhere. Doing that April 14th and 15th. And the 14th show is already almost sold out. What? Believe it or not. Yeah, I just got the update. Damn, maybe I'm trying to travel on the 14th and 15th and the 14th show was already almost sold out what believe it or not yeah i

just got the update damn maybe i'm trying to travel on the 14th 15th i was gonna go to uh i only i only have two shows and they're both it's like both 9 15 in nashville yeah one on the 14th one on the 15th you should come all my boys are coming i would tear up nashville yeah i was gonna go to uh new orleans that weekend to go try and see Tyler Childers. You fuck with Childers? Bro. Of course. It's the start of his tour.

It's his first date of his tour. And I've been judging to get back to New Orleans. Why don't you get off his dick? Flying across the country to see his first tour. Gotta be at the first show. I've never traveled to a... I've never traveled for a concert before and it seems like a good

reason to travel. It seems like a worthwhile thing. You go to a city for a weekend and it's like the main event is you're seeing this show. I've never done that. But I'm like trying out. I want to try that out as a style of travel. Like going for something as opposed to just being like okay to try that out as a style of travel like going for something as opposed to just being like okay i'm here for like a couple days and like have

zero things planned yeah um but it may be instead i'll go and you know see your fucking bitch ass do comedy well i mean you don't even have to go to the shows but i will come to the shows bro i'm supportive i feel like you've been to too many shows of yours yeah you need new jokes bro you're still talking about what the same shit yeah but I'm pumped for Nashville apparently that Zany's room was like really fucking fun where did we go when we went to Nashville we went to like a bar it wasn't even

like a comedy club oh really or I guess it was it was a comedy club when we saw Adam Friedland and Mike Racine that's who it was yeah I forgot it was Mike It was a comedy club. When we saw Adam Friedland and Mike Racine. That's who it was? Yeah. I forgot it was Mike Racine as well. Yeah. Interesting.

You were underage all the way back then. Yeah, because you got IDs taken that weekend. Yeah, I haven't been to Nashville since. Multiple IDs taken. Yeah. I haven't been to Nashville since I turned 21. Yeah, I had to tell my friends, but I was smuggling you in. They're like, yeah, we can go to all these events.

Mortifying. It was a mortifying day for me for me yeah he got kicked out because he's too young and my wife got kicked out too because she was like smuggling you yeah yeah i'll stay though that was devastating i'm gonna hang out that that those guys sucked dude yeah they're just loser ass bouncers like sneaking up from behind you. Sneaking up from... Like, actually, they had, like, tactical formations that they were running. No, the one dropped out of a vent. They switched hats.

They switched hats at one point, so we, like, thought it was one dude. Yeah, there was, like, a pink sweater dude. And I was like, alright, bro, let me get my beer back. And then I go grab it, and all of a sudden I just feel a hand on my shoulder. Yeah. You got thrown in the back of a paddy wagon. It was just Trump back there. And then we got to go to that.

They got you too. We ended up having a fun night that we went to that karaoke bar. I know. Because we found the shithole dive. And that's just a tried and true way to have fun in any city. Shithole diver. There's some singing. Yeah, I'm pumped.

Nashville's going to be fun. I got a busy couple weeks coming up. I got Nashville, Austin, and San Francisco back to back. This Austin shit is going to be hard, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe you shouldn't come to Nashville since we're going to be going to Austin the next week.

Yeah, maybe I should sit home and write. No, no, bud. I'll write some stuff. I'm going to write some stuff. Yeah, we're doing a podcast i don't even know like if the tickets are on sale yet but it's uh what should i write don't write anything i gotta write something bro off the cuff what off the cuff maybe you could play the hits or something yeah let's play an episode of boy dad what's some like hits that we've had just our best

social clips like the social clips that we've gotten lampooned the hardest for by construction workers the main account yeah let's see when this thing is i want to say it's that friday right it's the 21st yeah it's the 21st we're doing uh in austin yeah 21st of of uh of april bro you're so you're so against it but you agreed to it i'm just nervous bro it's just hard to perform in front of that many people it's not even that big of a room how big probably like 300 that's scary man it's a lot of people it is actually a pretty big room yeah now i've performed in front of way more people than that the stand's like 120 yeah you did that with matt and shane though yeah nothing like leaning on some great comics man

yeah um it's great comics yeah i mean it should be fun it should be a good time and it's also like moon tower is a blast like we're gonna have fun i'm trying to go see some others you're gonna get the artist pass then we can go anywhere the whole city is going to be moon tower and then we can go and we can get tacos you can go stay at Mike's place yeah you can Airbnb it isn't he

boho chic it's probably all grabbed up by now Mike's? it was a quick one to go it's boho Chic. I don't know what that means. I have no idea. It's like how it's tagged.

Oh, really? On Zillow or whatever. Fucking Airbnb. Boho Chic. What the fuck is that? Is that even me? I don't know. But it sounds good, though.

It sounds like a place. Like, oh, this place is Boho Chic. Is Mike in Chicago? Will be tomorrow. You guys are all going to Chicago tomorrow? Yeah, for the Pat Bev pod. Damn. You want to come?

Just day in and out or just day and over? We're recording tomorrow and then the next day we're going to the Bulls game. Damn. Bulls Sixers. Vacation? I don't think so, bro. That's fucking work. Yeah, yeah.

I'm probably going to have to suit up. That's hard work. I'm going to have to suit up with him. I've got to go record for 45 minutes, then go to the Bulls game the next day. Bro, he can't record on game day. I know. Obviously not. It's hard work.

I'm not fucking stupid, dude. I mean, the way he talks about you, you might be. I know. He was really coming at me. Why are you just trying to squash it? Why are you being so mean? Why is he being so mean to me to me man because you said you won't play with him i won't play with anybody except for my fucking crew it's hilarious that you guys are just both adults just being like i won't play with you why won't he play with me talking to each other through rone only

yeah yeah he's passive aggressive adults talking about play with each other i almost commented on his tweet yesterday and then i was like nah what were you gonna say claps back at me i think i was gonna say something nice like what i don't know you're both legends who who spent a season in chicago yeah yeah sass obama yeah yeah you guys are on the chicago Rushmore. A couple of Chicago guys. The three of you and Lori Lightfoot is my Mount Rushmore. Yeah, a couple of Chi-town boys. I know. Man, I can't wait for everyone to move out there. They're going to fucking love it out there, dude.

I'm happy for them. Such a sick city. It's like when you guys came out with your sketch show. Like, man, I'm just fucking happy for these guys. You got to send Big Kev food recs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to try Chipotle. Yeah, dude yeah the chipotle there's different it's so good the queso is so good they got a crew the rice they use there's crazy really good wings in chicago

let me give you my top 10 deep dish places good place to get a chicago dog what if i went back and I just stayed in the dorms I still have my keys from my dorm isn't that crazy you think you could still swipe in yeah oh no I forgot you have to swipe in I forgot that it's like hard to get into a dorm

you're a pervert ass my pervert ass what do you have three years eligibility you go back as a sophomore correct so you could drink in the dorms even though everybody else couldn't like you could probably bring in your own no it's a dry there i think most dorms are dry yeah that's some bullshit yeah all right let's let's end the episode right now i'm just dudes is texting us about the uh he's saying that when they show our apartment, he's going to buy more mousetraps and just throw them everywhere. So no one buys it out from under you?

You should make it seem like there's no mice in there so someone can move in right away. No, I'm not going out that easy. I actually think we should. I think we should get like thousands of mice traps yeah we should just have like there's like one thin walkway of not mice traps that only leads to our rooms and then everything else is nice you just have the tiptoe along it yeah and like you're gonna want to keep your shoes on yeah keep the shoes on yeah yeah we actually we brought some we bought some yeah we bought some tims for you guys throw Throw these on. It's like, yeah. House shoes that people slip on.

Yeah. Slip into these construction boots. They're Red Wings. They're really sturdy. Or you need to have like the rat that they have outside of non-union construction jobs. Yeah. Just in a rat trap in your bed. Just like, tongue sticking out.

Oh, damn. Yeah. Hopefully you'll move out soon. just in a rat trap in your bed just like tongue sticking out oh damn yeah hopefully you'll move out soon but hopefully the mice come with you though because it's been a funny saga

they will they're gonna they're everywhere they're part of you yeah under your hat at all times yeah

that's how his stand-up comedy career is doing so good his ratatouille his ratatouille he's controlling it. Yeah, he just is looking through the eyes of the Timberwolves logo. Like a portrait at a haunted mansion.

The funniest part about Ratatouille is how the co-workers are suspicious. They're like, is there a rat under his hat controlling his everyday moves? I knew it. Yeah. They're like trying to quickly grab his hat so they could get the rat. I guess there's not a rat on your hat and you've been cooking well.

I knew it. I knew there was a rat controlling your everyday moves. All right, should we end it? Yeah. All right, thank you guys for listening. Make sure you subscribe to the podcast on YouTube and every other platform. And we'll see you guys next week. Thank you guys for listening. Make sure you subscribe to the podcast on YouTube and every other platform. And we'll see you guys next week. Thank you.