Son of a Boy Dad - Chicago | Son of a Boy Dad #245

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Sas is joined by Nick Turani, John Feitelberg, and Will Compton in Chicago. Ads: CANN - Head to https://DrinkCann.com and use code SON30 for 30% off your order of Cann and get free shipping.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All righty. Welcome back to the son of a boy to have podcast today. It is October 24 Thursday. This is coming out today. Well, yeah. Today well yeah, you edit this yourself. I Will this one yeah, yeah, you have to learn that no. I know how to do it well get learning at some point Brother yeah, you're not born. I do that. Did you know how to do that stuff before you got to bar store? You like learn and know and how to do it. I've known how to do it for like a decade really yeah Since you were 12. Yeah, that was probably years old Yeah, probably since I was 13. That's just Gen Z, baby. I added a part of a fucking day, dude Well, it's the same thing as editing any video

Longer it's actually way easier because there's not gonna be a single cut in this unless one of you guys says something stupid So please don't so that I can get this out All I wanna All I'm gonna have to do is just take one ad in export done All right. Yeah that the I was reading an article this morning about tick what happens to tick tocks and divorces what? What happens to tick tocks and like a family like it was a special it was a particular company a Couple like it was like Jim and cat will say and they're getting a divorce and It was like who gets the tick-tock account because they make couples. Oh

Whatever but the shocking thing I read and I actually sent email this to myself because I was like this is insane This fucking so in the articles in the Wall Street Journal There's a stat that 12 million people in the United States are currently full-time influencers. 12 million? That's 7% of the American workforce. That's crazy. That can't be true. That can't be.

It cannot possibly be true. What is the definition of influence? I was going to say if you have any kind of profile, big or small, and you're trying to consider yourself an influencer, you're probably checking the box. Yeah, that's true. There's probably people with like 10,000 followers who are like, I'm an influencer. Yeah, it's like, I'm thinking a lot of it is like,

like the couple, like you get the breadwinner in a relationship, and then one person who makes like 800 bucks a month selling stuff on Etsy. Yeah. Right. Well, I do stuff on social media. So what doesn't really really I've heard a high schooler tell me that they have that they're considered a micro influencer Why couldn't anybody then? Yeah, I don't really get it. I don't know like a very niche small local It's like, you know, they might have like 700 followers But if they get a box or a t-shirt they can be considered like a micro influencer

Have you ever made a penny online? Never made a single dollar. Yeah. I'm just social media. Twitter, they're cashing checks out there. I don't tweet. They are. Oh yeah, we all got the little bar stool next to our name.

Did you get it? I just got it recently. That was just new. I got it yesterday, but I didn't pay for Twitter X because I didn't want a check mark. I got verified on Twitter, but I didn't pay for it either. Okay. I think. Wait, you might have the little stool next to your name pay for it I hope I write right right when the whole blue right when the blue subscribe Right away, well, why did you buy it? I'm thinking, you know algorithms favor like new things going on

Elon's pushing the X stuff He had a blue or premium or whatever and you couldn't like post anything over a certain amount of time. Yeah. And I just wanted to be able to have access and do it all. Cause we're obviously we're like, we're all like influencers and we have our brains and everything else. I'm thinking like this is-

I'm not an influencer. Don't put that on me. You are. No, I have never once influenced influenced don't be telling people that I'm an in-pro you in play once weekly no I don't that parlay you guys drop yeah that's not influence you're influencing me you influenced me so much that I texted you guys I said I love these parlay fuck dude I'm part of the 7% yeah you hear my parlay no I may I made it last episode, but I was saying that you guys should use it

Fuck what was it? I bet it was sick. It was the librarian and it was it was love to read. Oh, we did that last year We called it the bookworm No, dude I've parallel thinking that's sick. I feel like too since I got the stool thing next to my name I feel like there's been a couple more bots that hit a response like right away. Yeah? Well it's probably because they see that little stool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go, this is my favorite influencer, I'm gonna spam him with bots. Somebody in- You're an influencer. Wait, so your little cut in checks to Elon right now? I don't know, I think so. It's like $8 a month, right? It's something like that? It's crazy.

I don't know. I figured like once they- I never bought it either, but I have it now. I figured once they gave it away, they'd stop charging people for it, but you still just fucking- Yeah, I don't know. I'd have to look, but I do know that they are a few hundred dollars every couple weeks. Do we technically not own our Twitter accounts anymore? Like when we signed up Barstool, I think they get it.

No, no, not your personal. No? Yeah, not your personal account. That would be crazy. That's not at least me. Because I don't know how they gave me the... I don't know if they have my login maybe? No, because they'll ask, they'll send emails sometimes being like, can we have your password?

I'm like, maybe no they cuz they they'll ask they'll send email sometimes being like can we have your password? I'm like fucking no dude. Yeah, they were asking me for like a like every single account. Yeah, it was like I'm never doing I never It's like some sales person's like hey, can we just have the password your social media? Yeah, it was probably when uh who who does bar so you use TA? Yeah Yeah, I bet it was I was around there cuz they were asking the same thing okay What would be the worst thing they could find on your social media? Hmm like like like DMS or something like that. I don't know I don't really have any I'm anything bad I'm embarrassed. I will have in my wall even when we were checking into that fucking hotel last night the citizen now I'm not like one of those guys who's like they're taking all of our information

They're gonna like but like I'm scanning my ID and then it's getting put in there bait like yeah I was like this isn't an airport. They just take my picture at the airport now. Yeah, that's weird You know you can deny it no you didn't front when you slide your ID and and you stand in front of the camera You can say no I don't want you can say no photo they do in front of me goes use I'm not doing the photo and they're like all right that like we're literally just like I that's fine I respect that it's also like just just they've already got it Yeah, you're trying to like fight the tides. Yeah, you're in an airport that has cameras everywhere

Like if I say TSA can't take my picture They'll never find out what I look like if I'm in like a particularly bad mood though. That is something I would you'd say no like no photo. I'm not doing the fucking photo. I said no fucking photos You're not taking the face Have you ever seen on restaurant menus like due to like the increase of like food prices and and worker salaries were upping the bill? 3% no it's on the bottom of like most restaurants I go to on the menus, but you can say no to it, but I would feel like such an asshole saying no Yeah, well like all like look at the bottom of your menus whenever you're at a restaurant. Just be like by the way I'm paying less. Yeah, no, I won't do that. Yeah, and I would feel like an asshole

So explain it they're put they're saying that we can up charge you three percent. We are we will automatically but you can say no Next restaurant you go to look the bottom of the menu you'll see it really yeah, that's crazy You know I like you one I need to do at restaurants when they have like the you can buy a six-pack for The kitchen I do that I didn't know you could do that Yeah, I mean it's like I think it's usually smaller restaurants like they one I go to my hometown Like there's like three restaurants and I go to it all the time and it's always like you need to buy a six-packer A pitcher of margaritas for the kitchen and every time they're drinking on the job You don't oh, yeah, I do

I do every day All right, look at me. That's pretty crazy. Well, thanks for being here guys. We got a Nick fights Will Compton Will Compton surprise drop-in. Yeah. Yeah Sass walked up to me. He's a hey you wanna do a podcast. I was like maybe hard to get I said it's KB and fights. He said I'll do it. You lied to him. Yeah Dude come on. No, he actually fun going to say dude. I'll yeah, I Don't think you know me

You've certainly never said hi to me ever It's one name to me, it's just There'll be like if there's ever like a bar stool fan that like will come up I'll be like alone though like four or five times which is way too many this dude these dudes come up and be like Nick and KB That's crazy to have and in your name. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, what can you do? Well, we'll work You're coming off of a pretty crazy Like a fucking you're a face now your politics. Yeah. Yeah a bit of a heater. Yeah, I kind of know you're gonna get like

Thrusted in that world of comments and everything else, but I'd say we came up pretty are you like contract? Are you like obligated to vote for Trump now? No. Oh, I need to register first. I don't even know if I should be saying that. Oh, Thomas will be going crazy. This dumb motherfucker is not even registering. You were telling me last election you voted like 15 times. A lot of years. I remember you telling me, you were like, yeah, I just kept on hopping back in line.

They didn't even get my thumb. Yeah, he was like when he was like his exact words were like when you're white They don't really care. Yeah, you do. Let's just let him keep going. Just give him a sticker That's all you're in it for it's like a Boy Scout just 70 stickers on the Looks like a North Korean general Yeah, looks like a North Korean general Now the blue waves gonna be crazy though Yeah, yeah, where you guys voting where you guys leaning where am I? What am I leaning? Am I voting or where? Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided. I don't even know if I'm going to I'm not registered to vote in New York I'm not registered vote in Illinois. All right, so yeah, we're all not registered. Yeah, I'm registered to vote

I'm looking up who am I and I'm sure registered about in Illinois. All right, so yeah, we're all not registered. Yeah, I'm registered to vote. I'm looking up I'm gonna do a write-in and I'm gonna write in like they still don't have clean water in Flint, Michigan Yeah, just a reminder. Well, dude, that's almost like what you want to do though Like everybody gets so heated about everything you almost just want to go in back Yeah, I voted but you just write in just something and they can Nick and KB. Yeah. Yeah I'm one on Twitter wrote in like free Palestine. I was like, dude They're taking that and they're shredding it into a thousand like they're not even that counts as a vote They're gonna see oh that doesn't that doesn't say Joe by that doesn't say Kamala or Trump throw it away

You will that's what a free Palestine wins Free Palestine wins one state Palestine wins. Like, if free Palestine wins one state. So like, people have, like, with the early election, like, early voting have been tweeting, yeah, those memes and stuff. I don't even- who the fuck is Chase Oliver? No idea. On the ballot. Yeah. Yeah. Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, Chase Oliver.

How do you think he's feeling? I like my chances, boys. Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, Chase Oliver. Yeah, I've never... How do you think he's feeling? I like my chances, boys. He might be one of those dudes, every time I open up Twitter I get an ad of some dude and he's like, Hey guys, we didn't meet our fundraising goal. Like it comes out and he's pretty much just being like, we're done. I think they're like wasting the last of their money on just their money on just like ads being like I'm no longer running for president like you know remember Independence Day when the guy like crashes into the spaceship at the end he's like hello boys yeah I'm back I

feel like that's how he like enters the voting oh yeah this is just I'm dying there's nothing happening in here. I am excited though, I'm excited to watch. I love watching the election. Oh he's done. Yeah. I remember my dad, my dad's like super liberal. Like, but like not really. Oh wait, he's gay?

Yeah. He's like, uh. Wait, which dad? He's very like performative liberal but uh lat when When it was Hillary Trump, I remember a whole family sitting around the TV And it was like Trump was kind of running away with it And my dad was sitting there just like fuming yelling and being like they said there was gonna be a blue there was gonna be a blue way. And as Trump just like runs away,

it was so, and it's like everyone was just yelling at me. They're like, this isn't fun to watch. Like it's not gonna be fun when you're just screaming at the TV. Dude, I was at a bar. I don't want you anxious for what's gonna be said next. You're like, this is uncomfortable stuff. Oh yeah, exactly.

I actually think like one of those people is very important for a political party. Cause you're like about having fun unless someone's losing their fuck. Oh, yeah Yeah, I was at a bar in West Virginia Like you need one of the one fan of the team has to be there like of either team It doesn't matter, but someone's got to be like really caring. Yeah Election night is a fun night to go out like I went to a watch party in West Virginia when Trump won Oh, and it was everybody was going crazy.

Yeah. It was the only state where he didn't lose a county. They called it at under 1%. It was nuts. Like they got 30 votes. They're like, all right, dude, in, in Oh eight, I was at FSU, I was in Tallahassee and, uh and my roommates were both very conservative people from Texas.

And Tallahassee is a pretty black town. And so when Obama won the first time, parties in the streets, all this stuff, everyone's going crazy. And one of my roommates yells out the window some egregious shit. Nothing really egregious, nothing like really agree just like I feel like shut the fuck up for all the I think you might as it'll shoot people and dude and then I was back at the great that's not to agree yeah yeah yeah

I meant no I know what you meant but yeah it was it was like somewhere I was like I was asleep in bed and I heard it I was like what the fuck was that dude and then like a mob of people came and started like pounding on our apartment door no I die because of this fucking election because you're an asshole. I'm gonna be pretty pissed about the whole thing That's people were coming trying to come into the house. I never understand I'm down the door not like yeah down but pounding on it But like what happens if you open the door they're gonna kill you Yeah, I feel like like that video like when two dogs barking back and forth and the fence slides away

Yeah, they both kind of just stop. Yeah I feel like you've seen that video when two dogs barking back and forth and the fence slides away and they both kind of just stop. You open the door and everyone's like, well fuck, now I don't know what to do. I was gonna plan on a home invasion. Yeah, yeah, I'm not planning on a fucking murder charge right now. Did your high schools do mock votes for presidents just to see how the students would vote? No. We did that for...

Oh yeah, well dude, we did a obama romney in ours and they announced it over the intercom I went to school with like 2000 kids Obama got single digit votes like like not even high single like seven 7 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahah Why it's like my parents like Obama? Yeah, my dad had like Obama shirts really like the Obama the hope Yeah, all that shit my brother. He's a year younger me I remember him feeling like he was like against the grain going Obama, and it's because he was like hanging out with usher Usher's on it. I mean yeah Timeline these days brush. Yeah, you don't want you don't want the usher endorsement Why was your brother hanging out with Usher?

No, my brother was. Obama was. Obama was, and that was like the cool thing. Oh, I thought you meant your brother was just hanging around with a cool black dude. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, well, I got to know Obama. My younger brother in high school

hanging out with Usher, it's like, well, all trails lead. He's like, I gotta pop the top on this a long time ago. Oh, he got in the car with Didi Usher. My little brother, if you had Didi Usher and Bieber. They loved it. Ron and Francis were talking about having an election stream. Oh, God.

And I was like, I don't know if any person on Earth would watch me, Ron and Francis, like, talking about the political race. I would tune right in. I would do it out of pure curiosity How you'd be reacting I yeah, I don't know what what like Florida would be red and we'd be like no way That I knew we had a firm grasp on the rust belt. This is crazy damn sass Sass projections were pretty good It'll be exactly like when me and when Rhone tried to bring me to do neighborhood

eats and he would give like a we'd like try like a taco and he'd give like a 10 minute explanation about the taco and I'd be like three I'd be like this is really good. I don't know what else I never said I was like a food guy. I eat quite as good as Pringles, but I do like Last night I had to go playing Pringles. That was a bummer you went playing Pringles Yeah, cuz they didn't have the big tube and anything else but playing you had to go big tube last night absolutely dude Does your stomach hurt all the time dude? I actually took a great shit this morning I had a very good morning woke up like an hour before the alarm this year first shit in five days five days

Is that normal? No? I just I've flown every day. I can't shit the day I fly flying makes you nervous yours like I'm gonna do to just know it doesn't make me nervous It just it just locks everything up. It drives me out. I got a fucking rock in my stuff You don't get that no really right I like private right no no no no no I've only done it a couple Your your flight to Chicago every Thursday is you're like laying with an IV Right when we landed today or right when I landed today. I took a shit right out right when I walked off Yeah, that's I couldn't wait dude I can't I can't if I the second I get in the air everything goes right back in

Part of me kind of wants to shit like when I'm in the air, but I can never do that's brutal That's that's selfish my buddy my buddy Gardein. He took a shit on the plane and he was sitting in first class and the flight attendant was this like like a no-nonsense black broad, and she, and he sat back down, and I guess it smelled real bad, and she made direct eye contact with him, and then pulled out perfume and started spraying it.

Yeah, she's sitting right next to him. Yeah, right next to the toilet. It's brutal. Dude, I'm ashamed of anybody ever catching a whiff of me. Oh yeah. But I'll fart on the point. Don't nod, you. I'm gonna think it, I'm ashamed of anybody ever catching a whiff of me. Oh yeah. But I'll fart on the plane. Don't nod, you. I'm gonna think, I did a couple weeks ago, like, I let one out and it smelled and I was

kinda like, I just did what it is. You let it out on the plane? Yeah, I fart on the plane all the time. Really? I heard you get used to it, but the people that open plane doors once you get to your gate, they say a wave of a horrible odor comes out. It's all compressed in there They say it's like below your hair back. Oh wave of scent. That's all about yeah Yeah, you don't fart that much me. God. No, I shouldn't have an asshole. I'm not using it

I don't shit. I I don't shit on the plane ever unless it's like an emergency because I remember You've never shit on a plane? No, I have before but I like if it's if I can hold it I will never shit on a plane because it's not it's not the ideal experience. Yeah, I remember Julio was saying that he was flying somewhere on a long flight and he had food poisoning That's all he does is get food poisoning and then he's like you guys got a trap We're on a long flight and he had food poisoning. That's all he does is get food poisoning and he's like you guys got a trap And he he had he was throwing up and shitting at the same time and they

Knocked so many times that they burst into the things I thought he was like doing drugs and like passed out in the bathroom and that's worse I would rather have been like strung out and like ODing on the plane dude. I someone come in and you're not dead You're just shitting I Puked so much on a flight to Alaska They put you in first class if you have a flight longer than ten hours at Barstool. That's in the handbook Oh really? Yeah, but I sat first class super nervous for the flight so I am very drunk I puked so much in the bathroom They closed it down and everybody in first class was so mad at me

And I was sitting right next to the form maybe current the the very popular Yukon women's basketball coach what was his name? Oh Gino Ria. Yeah I was sitting right next to him and he was so mad at me. The flight attendant like had a right on a napkin yuck frowny face and taped it to the door in the front. No way. That's like bullying. Yeah. You really can't travel. What? You really can't travel. I'm not a traveler. Like he said down today when we were down in the yak room and he's like bullying. Yeah, you really can't travel what you really can't travel I'm not a traveler like he said down today when we were down in the yak room He's like man. How you travel time like do you get sick a lot? I was thinking like no Yeah, like the flight to Philly Monday flying back Tuesday morning. I'm done. I'm dead. Well. You only got two more flights this week. I'm not going

Yeah, that's something funny though big cat asked you how tour life has been we had our first show Monday and you told him you've gained a lot of weight in two days I've been I've gained ten pounds in two days no how yeah Eli and I don't exercise so much, but you're so annoying because they know I know I understand how it's possible You're super annoying because you'll do like three curls and be the most jacked For months yeah It is like steroids like you that's like are you on steroids? I'm not currently on steroids But you I wish you would come I've been on steroids in my life but not multiple times more is the most recent time you've been on steroids like probably ten years ago oh is it true

well I heard that when you take steroids like you when you go to the gym and you get the pump they say that it's like you get the pump but it just doesn't go away it just stays you're just hard feel like oh yeah is that comfortable it's so yeah is it hard to like to your new size every day? Like on day two you're doing 20 pull-ups, no problem. That's crazy. And you're getting down and you're feeling yourself, and you're like, I am made of fucking stone right now.

Was there any negative? It happened that fast too? It was when I took, so when I was in college I took Anivar, which is an AIDS medication I believe, so people with AIDS don't lose weight so fast. And then I've told this story more often than I thought I ever would recently. And then when I was in like probably when I was like mid-20s, we took Russian windstroll. They didn't inject it. It was just a pill.

But the Anivar, at the time I took the Anivar, I was like trying. Like I was working out. I was eating healthy, all that stuff. When I took the windstar, I was like trying. Like I was working out, I was eating healthy, all that stuff. When I took the Windshraw, I was just fucking partying still. So I wasn't really locked in on that one. But the Anivar juiced you up fast. Dude, I had a couple of- Willie, I see the gears turning. Yeah.

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So, you know, it's good You just know that like the the anabolic steroid stuff that's just so bad for you. Yeah but like I think like I've gotten everything checked I'm fine. Is it bad for your heart is that what it is? It's like yeah it's I don't know I don't know enough about it like I do peptides I've talked about doing yeah but I've never experienced with it. Dude when you do peptides do you have to like get them in like the mail and it's like a sketchy box You can but I pick mine up. There's a There's a spot we have in Nashville. Yeah, I got a guy

Yeah, cuz I got home like they already come like doctored up and everything else to where I just have the injections I got that yourself. Yeah. Yeah, I got a buddy who does peptides and he said it's like getting them It's like the biggest pain in the ass. It has been recently because I think there's been like There's been like a shortage of them. they're making it really hard to get now. You said you've been, have you been horny? Is that what it's doing? Yeah yeah yeah my T1 especially when I was doing Clomid when my wife and I we were trying to get pregnant with the second one I was on Clomid which is like something that helps it's not testosterone but it's something that helps you create natural testosterone and

my levels like all my throughout my career when I played, I would always get my blood checked every year. I want to say 1100 is the height, or 1200 is the height. I was always a 300 guy below 300, which is low T levels. I always had low T levels. I think I'm like 10. Yeah, bro. I got on Clomid, and the last time I had tested my blood work, I was north of 900, almost

1000. Wow. Yes. That's crazy. That is crazy. And I got on Clomid in the last time I had tested my blood work. I was like north of 900 almost a thousand Wow Yes, that's crazy. That is crazy. I want to get up to 2,000 Oh, yeah, you should your first thing of a you would go bald like in the day Yeah, I got it cuz I dude if I if I cranked down in the morning I don't even look at a girl the rest of the day. I have no interest. You literally just like I'm all business The days you crank it down the morning every day every day? Yeah, I'm a pretty regular morning fire off Yeah, I don't really I don't that are like. Oh, I'm once every four days like what are you fucking? What what are you talking? Yeah, I I not jerk off every day

Hey, I don't understand what what why it's so accessible. Yeah, do it. Yeah like at night I don't do it as often anymore, so I'm not I'm not I'm tired But like I wake up every morning fucking bricked up. Yeah, I might as well take care of it It's a sign that your tea levels are healthy really yeah They say like that you want to actually test it It's just if you wake up hard every day like you're you're usually doing pretty good. Yeah I Think if I like ate a salad like I would be my tea levels with sky rock

I don't have I don't have any nutrition in my body Do you wake up hard every day? Not really yeah, mine's like only go hard. You're 20. What are you 22? That's bad? I mean, maybe I do I don't really notice. I don't really pay attention You don't notice if you wake up with a fucking hard like are you like are you like seeing it pulsate? Are you just like yeah? I know like mines like You know when it's like you squeeze the banana. It's like I can make banana break Like the banana can still stay up

That's probably where I'm yeah It's like this is this is perfect with my t-levels were high like all I was telling you when I was feeling like a noticeable Difference it felt like I could catch a cramp. That's how hard I was. Sometimes you'll just like squeeze your ass cheeks just to like feel it even. Holy shit dude. How am I going to deal with this? You just ripped the skin off. It shot off. Oh My god Dude I've never been like that I've never been I haven't been like that yeah my entire life might know happened I'll get like I got I get a more if I wake up in the middle of the night than I do in the morning So I wake up in the morning. I'm like I'm gonna kill myself

This is the worst day of my entire life every day I wake up, and that's the first thing going through my head dude my first thought is like I'm like I'm gonna kill myself this is the worst day of my entire life every day I wake up and that's the first thing going through my head dude my first thought is like I'm mad yeah yeah my first word every day is fuck exactly yeah like genuinely like I wake up and I just go fuck yep or like Jesus Christ like it's Jesus Christ yeah I'm not usually a fuck but I have like a full-length bedroom mirror right next to my bed And I'll turn over and like sling my legs off side of the bed and the first thing I see is me Like I literally wake up like shocked that I'm a lot

Today but today was like the first day I haven't had that is I woke up and I was like I don't have to fly yet Cuz I've been waking up every day being like I have to I have to get up immediately and like get going yeah I love it maybe it's cuz your diet improved from cheddar cheese pringles to plain That was enough to keep like your body's like oh, he's like trying to better him well also I woke up yesterday or yeah yesterday I woke up in Burlington and we set up late on Tuesday and then they had they made a bunch of food call them and and lead they made a

bunch of food when I wasn't there so and we had to eat all of it before we left or else I was getting thrown away so I had like three chicken breasts like a slice of pizza in the morning potato salad no at like three in the morning the night before And then I woke up at like seven and I was like this is genuinely the worst I've ever felt Dude, I love thinking of you because you're a pretty carefree guy, and you being like well this food's gonna go to waste We have to eat it Yeah, like typical sass be like yes, throw this shit away throw it away Yeah, I gotta have five chicken right now. There are starving kids in Africa

This just isn't right Have you guys got hit up to have common lawn no we reached out to them, but we never heard anything Did you reach out to Trump or did they reach out to you? Oh? That'd be Taylor was the the inside guy for that because of the relationship with Dana I feel like Dana kind of hooked that up So I don't know I want to say their party ended up reaching out to us Because there was at one point there were you know how we did that double-day to from Michigan to Nebraska. Yeah Oh, yeah, we're saying that that that that that Trump wanted to go with us to both of those games.

What? Damn. And we fly with him on the Air Force One and then we interview him on the Air Force One. What? But it didn't happen because he was like in Michigan I think they're wanting to put together a rally and I was kind of telling Taylor I was like bro look this is gonna be this would be sick but we don't want to just be in some Trump rally yeah we have to walk into with games like we're already gonna be like drawing a line in the sand for people yeah but it's like we don't want to yeah you don't want to just go full yeah does he still get an Air Force one oh yeah yeah oh you keep that when you're if your president wants and you get you get it really I don't know if you have to be one Obama definitely is still oh but I thought there's only one Air Force one and that's for the I think you get I think if you're in Air Force one I think if you're an Air Force one

I think if you're like a notable president like and there's like a like I'm assuming has to do with the risk of you being Killed right? Yeah, I thought probably got like jets flying aside his He's probably got everything wait, so let's say old Jimmy Carter's like, you know what? I want to get Jimmy Carter's flying coach They're putting my 40 they're putting him in the cargo Trump and Obama I would say I'd say they definitely are flying in it yeah in the I think they're flying special planes But I don't think they get like an air I don't think he says like President United States on the side of it Maybe not I Trump doesn't Trump have his own plane. That's all he probably has but like would they let him use that as president They probably have standards. Yeah, you're probably right. I

Don't know. Yeah, I don't know you should know no. Yeah, I didn't know Trump force one yeah, he got his own probably yeah, does he follow you on anything? No, we were talking about Hey when we dropped this episode, we could collab. And his social guy was like, we'll follow you for 30 minutes to collab, but don't be disrespected when we unfollow you. Well, because you posted yourself as a black man today. Yeah, that is true.

The Will Andre Hopkins. Will Andre Hopkins. Yeah. Imagine Trump's like, all right, I'll give you 30 minutes. You're like, put out the black man. Yeah. Right. Right. Jack, our social media producer,

hey, you think it's all right if I post this? And I looked at it and I laughed and I was like, yeah, post it, why not? He's like, I mean, people could consider this racist. I was like, Doug, who cares? Like every year during the con. I was shocked, but I didn't think like, oh, this is a problem.

Yeah, yeah. It was just wild to see you black. Every year I would post because I didn't get invited to the combine and I would just try and do some funny thing where I just photo shot my head on a black athlete's body and talk about how I got snubbed or how well I performed. Good luck to everybody who's trying out this year. I never heard anything then. Yeah.

But you drop a pot with Trump. All of a sudden, I can't post my gun selfie video anymore. I know. Nebraska was getting their ass kicked, and I posted a meme that I've posted many times with this cat. He's like smiling for this photo. And then in the back in the mirror, you see he's got a gun to his head.

I post that, and everybody's like, oh, yeah, I have Trump on. Of course you think this is okay. I've posted this many times. You sneakily have to take the most shit down out of anybody we work with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like the bad boy, it's crazy. But sometimes it's like, dog, what are we talking,

they wanted me to take down that gambling video I did where I was like. Didn't you take it down? Yeah, because Jack Mack was texting me, he said, hey, you gotta take this down. Gaz texted me, where I was like- Didn't you take it down? Yeah, cause Jack Mack was texting me, he's like, hey, you gotta take this down. You got Gaz texting me. And I was like, oh, nah, my bar's still fucking Gaz Culture.

It was like a parody, all satire, to where I was like, Jocko Willink has this good video where he's like, oh, you lost your job, good. More time to get better. He has like some motivational video that's been viral. And so I did like a parody on it where I'm talking about Oh, you lost your job your dick smaller than the national average good Win it back in the sportsbook or you lost your parents money use their credit card. It was like

Yeah, well the bank Yeah, if that if I did that I would have been fired immediately Well, they've been they've been looking for any reason If you retweeted Will's you'd be fired That's like the fucking Neo just dodging Still here motherfucker That uh that photo of the dude with the gun I think that's optic nade shot The gamer? Yeah I don't

know who that is I just assumed hundred thieves you said I'll tell me is either an anime character or a video gamer his name now is nade shot but he's like an old he's like one of the original Call of Duty streamers yeah I mean that meme is hilarious he's the best are you gonna be playing the new Call of Duty yeah it comes out in the morning oh yeah comes out at midnight I'm probably gonna wait till midnight tonight yeah oh boy they don't play the Call of Duty? Yeah, it comes out in the morning. Oh yeah? It comes out at midnight. I'm probably gonna wait till midnight. Tonight? Yeah. Oh boy.

You play the Call of Duty every year? Yeah, usually, but I haven't played multiplayer Call of Duty in a while because I was playing Warzone for so long. Okay. Battle Royale, Fortnite. Dude, I remember the last time. I love PUBG.

I never got into Fortnite, but I loved PUBG when it was like first out. I played Warzone for probably since it came out consistently up until maybe six months ago, eight months ago, and then it just got too, there's so many hackers, I just couldn't take it anymore. When you say hackers, you're just like guys who are just way too good? It's dudes that are better than you. No, dudes that have hacks.

You're blaming it on hacks. Like you'll be like flying in the air in a parachute and they're hitting every single shot. Like you can get like aimbot and like wall hacks and shit. Oh It's like I never got into Warzone. Like I was obsessed with Call of Duty when I was like what was it Modern Warfare 2? Like back in 2008 to 2012 when I was in college, I loved Call of Duty. Well, those were the best Call of Duty's ever. Yeah, and then I loved PUBG but then I tried playing Warzone and everybody was just so good. Yeah, I just couldn't fucking do anything. That's how I feel like I can't play multiplayer games anymore just because I missed the boat.

Yeah. Yeah, everybody's just too good now. This new Call of Duty, the Black Ops 6, if I hadn't been playing Call of Duty my entire life, and this was the first Call of Duty I ever played, I would delete it immediately. Dude, I did that in, It's probably like ten years ago Xbox 360 was coming out and Taylor Kitsch was in the commercial. I love Taylor Kitsch Yeah, and I was like well if Taylor wants me to get I'm gonna get it and so I went out with my first video game

System I've had since probably like ps2 and I bought Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I bought Madden I bought Call of Duty and I started with Madden. I was like, I'll try this one out. Tendable. They let you play a game while the game is loading. Yeah. They have like one preloaded game. And so it was whatever year after Pat Seahawks Super Bowl, cause that was the

game you had to play and I was down 50 at halftime, in Z mode. And I just canceled that download, put in Tony Hawks Pro Skater, couldn't beat the first level, took that one out, put in Call of Duty. Just the most racist shit you've ever heard. Like it was, I know it's like a stereotypical joke, but it was like, I was in there like Blanca in Street Fighter, where it was just like, what the fuck is happening in here? And it wasn't, you know what didn't turn me off? The racism. What turned me off was how good everyone was where I was like what yeah You can compete here. There's yeah, nothing I can do on this I was pretty good at Call of Duty when I was I was probably better when I was younger than I am now

but uh I remember I used to play my dad used to watch and it and dudes would come over the chat and I'd have to be So quick with the mute you can mute individual people on Call of Duty and all of a sudden some like white Child would come over just yelling the M word and my dad's sitting right next to me your liberalized dad and I'd have to just like immediately hop in and start muting people When when the last Call of Duty came out, I believe it was I think I was talking to you and you had played Some like ungodly amount of hours Yeah, I do that with every video game game I mean I was a free and to maybe was Space Marine 2 Space Marine 2 came out

I beat the game in less I've never even heard of that Warhammer no now the miniatures game I don't know okay but it's a way it's like a roleplay game I came out I played I beat the entire game in less than a week I had like 60 hours in like three days yeah that you were like yeah math doesn't make sense. Yeah You haven't been doing anything else There haven't been this many hours our this many hours logged in. Yeah, I love it, dude I I video games like the one thing I hope that I never give up because I play Dude, it's funny cuz I play with my friends from home and all of them none of them have jobs and they're all poor and they

live with their parents and like we'll play and they'll be like I'll call them at like at like 1 p.m. and I guess when I hop on they'll be like dude like we can't you can't just play video games all day and I'll be like I can do whatever the fuck I want to I have an apartment by myself I can do whatever the fuck I want you guys can't they're shaming you Yeah, are you like they all live at home and don't have jobs, but you're still the fuck up But we get into arguments about it all the time and they're like you like all you like you got to do something productive And I'm like I have a job. I do that shit when I have to do that shit I don't have to come up with like fake shit to do during the day to fill my time Yeah, I'll play video games all day if I wanna play video games all day. Oh God, I missed that. Heck yeah.

In college I was playing that. I was playing Modern Warfare 2 so much. There's that level where you're just a mass shooter in an airport. Oh yeah, nobody fights back. You get off an elevator, you just start killing civilians. Yeah, they have that in a lot. In Call of Duty.

Yeah. Really? It's like a, it's a level where you, I just remember you get out of the Elevate of the elevator and then they turn they say no Russian like don't kill any Russians No, I think don't speak Russian so you don't speak Russian and then yeah You just you just mode slaughter for but then I realized like I killed so many innocents Yeah, they have a level like that in the in the current call of duty But then I realized you could still beat the level without shooting the gun you just had to follow

Yeah, you didn't have to kill anybody. I was killing every every single not not a soul that That one I remember not caring about because that wasn't a time when mass shootings were a thing They kind of were but not like what it is now But then there was a level in the in the current call of duty where it's very similar You're in like in a you're in like a soccer stadium or some shit and like these like dudes who are dressed as cops start like unloading. Wait they ran it back? Yeah pretty much yeah and I was doing that and I was like I was like I had to like close the blinds. You don't want anybody's? I was like this is fucked. This is so messed up. Do you are you ever do you find

yourself in situations where you're like something bad might go might go down here And then do you think about like what you would do like a shooting? Yeah all the time dude when I go to movie theaters Which is rare. I only look at the exit. Oh, I don't watch the movie. Oh, that's the exact example I was thinking of my head I went to see Mission Impossible dead redic reckoning the new one at like noon on like a Tuesday Yeah, middle you fuck up. Yeah Those Wednesdays whatever day it came out I went to go see it and the dude sit in like four chairs for me is a pretty empty theater fairly empty

He sat like this the entire time like really like military like upright and had a backpack on oh Don't wear a backpack theater higher movie, and I was like the whole time. I just sit in these we were the same row I just kept looking down going It's gonna do it at some point and I had my plan of like I'll jump two rows forward Yeah, all down and I'll pop back up and I'll fucking surprise them and oh your plan is to eliminate Oh, I'm playing dead immediately. Yeah, awesome. Oh, yeah, yeah charge them. No heavens. I'm charging the exit Yeah, I I haven't had that in a while I used to have that at movie theaters anytime someone would walk in I'd be like here we go

But it was after some big mass shooting I remember being at the grocery store with my mom and we were like, you know when you're like in an aisle and then you kind Of you can see people walking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah all of a sudden we just see this massive trench coat Just like barreling down like across like it's like it's like Flapping in the wind and then we kept seeing the dude and we do we left if you're my mom I left the car. We were like let's get the fuck out of here Yeah, I just like if some if I'm in a movie theater and somebody walks in and they're ugly and alone I'm like it's over

I'm just judging. I'm just like that guy's yes in college There was a kid that actually I remember those kid that would wear a trench coat everywhere And he was weird as fuck and it's like at a certain point you got to realize like you know Yeah No when you're putting the trench coat on every morning like everyone thinks you're gonna kill a lot of people like that's that's not An outfit you can wear anymore and be like this is just what I like to wear. Yeah, it's a car. I can't Yeah, no you can't take off the fucking trench. They shouldn't sell them. Yeah, it's called a trench coat Yeah, a trench where you would bring like guns. Yes war yeah, yeah, no trench coats for me

I don't even like it's just a no-go. Don't wear it. It's crazy Yeah, I'll probably be dead because I don't know I've never thought about that in this situation You never thought about that you guys been tight thinking about your exit plans Would you would you ever wear a trench coat like no no no no imagine going to look we had to fly out imagine Go showing up to O'Hare just in a trench coat. Oh, I guess oh yeah people be like dude. What's wrong with you? Yeah, they you shouldn't be able to buy them. No you should have you there should be a background check for yeah Yes, yeah, we can't we the gun control is not gonna pass, but we can pass That would work. Yeah

What's your mental health status? Maybe you can have a trench coat. Yeah. Yeah, what do you want this for? Are you in a stage production of singing in the rain? Yeah, sure take it I Remember when when I was when I was really on this when Mw3 was out and I was super into that and Sandy Hook happened and I came home and like I like went to Play MW3 like wasn't in the Xbox and I was like what the fuck's going on My parents were like you're not playing that game anymore cuz I was at that that was like that was the first shooting where They were like it's from video games. Yeah video games is why these people are killing all these people

I think they blame Columbine for what was that music Columbine Columbine definitely had a sub video game Well, I wasn't alive for Call of Duty. But Sandy Hook, and then my parents wouldn't let me play MW3. And then I remember I was playing Minecraft with my friends online. And my parents came into my room, and my dad came into my room, and he was like, You kill monsters in this game. And he tried to get me to stop playing it. And my mom was like, You gotta fucking relax.

My mom wasn't as strict. You couldn't play MW3? Yeah, I was pissed, but it's always like, dude, Minecraft is a game where everyone is a cube. My Minecraft, Minecraft is Legos. Yeah, it's literally, it's a child's game. Yeah. You kill zombies in it that are,

there's no blood or anything. No. My mom wasn't as strict. She made me play GTA 3 on mute. Really? Yeah, but I could still like bang whores Move the camera around so you can see it from the front yeah, yeah, yeah GTA 5 was a big one I convinced my sister to get GTA 5 for her birthday It's like I was like I asked for GTA 5. I was like we'll play it together all the time

She never played it once wait and then your is your sister older younger Okay, okay, and did your parents like believe that like okay? My daughter wants gta5 and you know what it was and then my mom found the box like the case and she like read the Reasons as to why it's rated M And then she made me like show her what it was like she made me like watch Yeah, you watched as I played were you like stopping at red light? I literally stopped it everything I drove I just like drove around for like 45. Yeah, I get my car painted I think I like stopped and like played golf you can like play golf

You had have been so bored The self-control because if you see like a good-looking You accidentally press down on the d-pad and like your arsenal of weapons You like turn the talk radio on in the car That's a dangerous game man I think wildest thing I ever asked for for a present was for Easter I asked for DMX's flesh of my flesh blood of my bull which was in my mom got it in my Easter basket Just DMX could sit in there covered in blood. Oh, she's like she's like now. What kind of music is this?

I'm like what the fuck do you think yeah, I? Remember I remember because before like all the streaming platforms you you, I would have to like, you have to buy the song on iTunes. Yeah. And I remember asking my parents if I could buy Drop the World by Lil Wayne and Eminem. And then they, they, they like pulled it up while I was sitting in the room and listened to the song and they were like screaming at me. And then they let me buy the clean version, which is just, it's just an instrumental. Like there's no, the whole, the whole song is swear words. Yeah. Yeah, it was brutal, but I remember just being humiliated it I wanted my big present that I want to was an electric scooter

You know like just like a raise one with like the little engine and my mom was so nervous that she got it for me But I had to wear a full fucking face helmet And my mom was so nervous that she got it for me, but I had to wear a full fucking face helmet I was like doing motocross. I had a fox helmet going up and down my dead-end street Going like seven miles an hour on an electric razor Oh man, I remember Christmas used to just be like a bloodbath for me But like I would never I would never say anything because I wasn't a fucking dick of a kid. Yeah, but like I would ask for shit, and I would never get it, and I would just be sitting there just like so pissed. So disappointed, bro.

But I would ask for like retarded, so I'd ask I'd be like I'd be like I want to get a gun for- And I'd be like I'd like all the presents would be gone. I'd be like looking behind the tree. I'd be like there's no way they would be gone. I'd be like looking behind the tree. Yeah, you're like There's no way they didn't get me an AR fifth Yeah, I know like a dirt bike I live in a city yeah Where's dirt bike? I'll check the garage I'd be like, where's the dirt bike guys? I'll check the garage. That's gotta be a...

You had friends that would get everything? Oh yeah. You'd ask for like an Xbox and they'd just get you a controller, no Xbox? Oh, a Mad Cat's controller, dude. Dude, that's gotta be a brutal feeling as a parent. Like your kids are still too young probably to write I have actual things that they want But it's got to suck when they asked or something and you know you're not getting it to that give it to them

Yeah, and they think they're getting it like the whole Christmas morning must just be like my heart would be racing Being like this is gonna go south fat Like the one thing they wanted it's not here South fat One thing they wanted it's not here Stop looking now It's not here I feel like I would get like Jealous too like the whole like

Santa thing like if I like was like Busting my ass and I got my kids all these presents And then like they're not even like looking at you Like this guy didn't you didn't do shit Santa did all this I just happened to be like that one's for me The good one. Yeah, me and Santa, that's from both of us.

My parents used to do like, some were from mom and dad, some were from Santa, but my mom, I guess you could kind of say she didn't like lying to us. So like, we knew where the presents were hidden. She knew we knew where the presents were hidden, and knew we knew where the presents were hidden. And she'd just sit in there every year. She's like, if you guys want to ruin your Christmas, you can go ruin your Christmas whenever you want. Yeah.

And I would just go to their closet every week in December, and I would know everything I was getting. But I would give hints for stuff like I hadn't seen yet. Yeah. Like, ooh, notice that new PS3 control is not out there, mom. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's so brutal.

Dude, I believed in Santa for the longest time. Same. Really? What was your moment where you were like, fuck? I want to say fifth or sixth grade. That's too old. Really? I was first grade.

My parents crushed it, bro. I remember when we lived, our family lived with my grandparents, but in our room, my mom would wake me up in the middle of the night and crack the door and my dad or grandpa would be dressed up as Santa. So in my room- Oh, you went all out. I'm thinking, I would argue, my vein would be coming out of my neck arguing, be like, guys, I understand what you're saying, but I swear to God, I have seen him with my own

eyes. Yeah. And we'd go to midnight mass and I'd be thinking to myself, we'd come back and the presence would be there and we had a violent dog. We had, and I'd be thinking to myself like we'd come back and the presence would be there and we had like a violent dog like we had like a Guy fucking you had a no Rescue who was like not good with people yeah, so I would think in my head like there's no way anybody can get around this Dog he was like a pit mix, and I'm thinking how do these presence get here?

There's just it's Santa has to be mad yeah Yeah, yeah, my parents did a great job. They just they crushed dude I would have those same exact thoughts of like it's so funny when you try to justify it as a kid Yeah, like you're reasoning for what like I remember being like my parents wanted to let me buy a candy bar at the grocery store You think they're gonna buy me all these presents? Yeah, I would say it gets like on the bus in fifth grade and I know you're cocky ass like on your high horse Absolutely. Yeah, but I remember finding out in fifth grade and like I remember like confronting my mom and I was like on the verge of tears.

And then she was like, but dude still to this day my parents like my mom has never once said like Santa's not real. No my parents never, my mom's not told me. Yeah she'll not, she will not admit it. Wait do you still come downstairs and have gifts from Santa? Yes. Oh yeah. You do too?

I don't really get anything anymore because there's nothing I want. Yeah. I'll still like I still go to Santa. Oh yeah. You do too? I don't really get anything anymore because there's nothing I want. Or your parents are like you can't shop for it because you already have it bought. Yeah, yeah exactly. We actually have a good setup where I recommend stuff for my brother and my brother recommends stuff for me and my two sisters do that for each other so it actually works out well but it's all from Santa. It's labeled from him? Oh yeah. They'll have it the same way, they'll have a couple from them but most of it's from it's labeled from him. Oh, yeah, they'll do it the same way They'll have a couple from them, but most of it's from Santa My parents are the same one like writing their names on stuff They got us and then there'd be the few from Santa. Yeah Yeah, yeah all my sure the thing you didn't get then you go to your grandparents house thinking like all right

I'm disappointed in Christmas so far. Maybe that thing I want is over a gram. Oh, yeah It's even worse, but sometimes it would like I a bike. I got a bike at my grandfather's house I was like fuck. I knew I got this I remember going over to my grandparents house My grandparents lived on Cape Cod and we would have to drive down and I remember like everyone was getting my grandparents would get us Like one thing and I got a fucking a plastic. I got a plastic magic wand From Wizards of Waverly Place and when you press the button Selena Gomez's voice would come over and be like be like make this pimple disappear And I think I cried and like everyone was like howling like

Like I think if you asked my family, I think they would say it was the hardest they've ever Yeah, cuz I don't think my grandma knew yeah, and and like I was like what the fuck Like what am I gonna do it literally dude? I'm not even kidding it was like it was like me it said make this pimple disappear I Was at the age was like only girls get pimples I was like why would I want this but you gotta like you gotta like try your best as a kid Oh, yeah, you even know in your head. You're like I gotta try to like it like I gotta like, why would I want this? But you gotta like, you gotta like try your best as a kid. You even know in your head, you're like, I gotta try to like it. Like I gotta like, deep down, I gotta pretend that I like it. I wanted the first Harry Potter book so bad.

And my parents were like, grandma got it for you. So I go to my grandma's and she gets it. It's the second Harry Potter book. And she's like, go upstairs and read it. And I was like, okay. So I just read the second. Just like pissed every page. I'm spoiling or Do when we were it when I was in probably middle school or maybe going into high school

Me and all my friends got PlayStation 4s for Christmas. That was like we all were like this is what we're getting and But the same day this this like hacking group lizard squad they killed the servers for PlayStation 4 on Christmas Day that's so fucked up which is insane but it was hilarious everyone was like losing their mind it is fucking crazy that they did that but uh so you couldn't download this was like right when they were making the transition from the games were a disk to you have to download the game online and we all got like disc games and my buddy, he didn't get, he got just the PlayStation and then he didn't get any of the discs and he was like, well, I'm one of my grandparents

and they're going to get, they got me like black ops 2. So we'll be able to play that. And then he went to his grandparents house and he opened it up and it was just a sheet of paper that said black ops 2 and he still had to download it. He couldn't play video games on Christmas Day. Oh, did you know like I was in eighth grade and you know how you're like trying to level up with the hoes, dude. You're trying to get like better clothes.

Yeah. You got your boys are getting like the the Ed Hardy or the Hollister, the Abercrombie. Yeah. And I remember like having a list of things I wanted being like I'm going to show up to the Christmas tournament. It was like this basketball tournament like I'm going to show up to the Christmas tournament It's like this basketball tournament that everybody would go to from all over the county And I just remember being hopeful that I would get at least a couple of the items on the list And I just remember pulling from a box a fucking South Pole sweater from JC pens

South Pole South Pole bro like Carolina blue and white patched up It's so brutal. And they're like, oh, you can wear that to the Christmas room, and I just look ridiculous. Dude, my mom got me mud jeans once, which are only made for women. And she was like, whatever clothes I get for Christmas, I have to wear it to my grandma's.

She's like, go try these on. And they were just flared at the girl pants, but I was like no So brutal I had a fucking baby blue boo-boo football jersey And I grew up in Fall River, which I isn't the greatest town and I I think it's my freshman year high school I went to the public school my freshman year And I wore it to one day of school. And some big black kid was like, y'all give you 50 bucks for that jersey.

And I was like, sold. And I took it off. And my here you go. He's like, I only got five on me. Oh, deal, bro. Like, ha ha ha. That is for you, by you, brother. You handle it.

Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha. Oh, shit. All right. We got to wrap it up, because we got to get into the act. Yeah. Oh shit. Alright, we gotta wrap it up because we gotta do the Yak. Cool. Thanks for doing this guys. Yeah man, thanks for having me. I could have gone on for a while.

Yeah. Alright, we'll see you guys on Tuesday. Thank you, goodbye.