Son of a Boy Dad - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ft. Dana Beers | Son of a Boy Dad #261

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ft. Dana Beers | Son of a Boy Dad #261 -- Harry, Adam & Francis are joined by Dana to drink egg nog -- #Ad: Go check out https://mymobilex.com or download the MobileX app from the App Store or Google Play. -- Follow us on our socials: https://linktr.ee/sonofaboydad -- Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/son-of-a-boy-dad -- SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE #SonOfABoyDad #BarstoolSports -- Merry Christmas everybodyYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. She definitely was holding each angle. Right. Alexa, take a picture. Alexa, take a picture. There's not no access to her hands because she's holding onto her own ankle so hard. I will say, dude, but like that was, that was, in my opinion, that was the best episode of the show so far but if it wasn't spoiled for me prior to watching it I think that would have been like one of the most entertaining shows I've ever like episodes of a show I've ever watched like I was like blown away

because like I knew you were I knew you were getting eliminated and I still was like what is gonna happen here bro you handled that well I don't know how well why don't we talk about this on What is gonna happen here? Bro you handle that well, I don't know how well why don't we talk about this on the show? Yeah, I Don't know how you handled that that that well that was I mean that was taking everything in your in your being. Let's talk right now. Let's just let's just start the show. Okay. Alrighty, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast. This is our Christmas episode. You know, we had to fucking pop bottles. I'm actually going to drink some eggnog. Nog it up

virgin. Of course. You've never had you've never had eggnog. Oh, I'm sorry. Not spiked. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I'm just gonna have some straight nog. Some verge. That's got bourbon in it? So that's there. I brought bourbon and rum. I'm kind of keen on the rum to be honest with you. I think it's typically a rum drink, isn't it?

It's multiple. You can try different things with it. I didn't know. I looked it up on the internet. Can I pour you up some sass? Yeah. It is the season to be sassy. Fa la la la la. Let's make it stiff.

You know, you can really pour a lot in this because eggnog as a mixed mixer is very, uh, very masking, masking. I went big. I need something to stir this bitch with. I'm going to be honest. I might've gone a little too big because now I just have a floater Look at the density difference I'll be honest this is some of the densest eggnog I've ever had it's New York made

This is like raw milk, and there's I have four I have four of them. Yeah Our voices are gonna be a completely different By the time we're done have I told you guys that when Waggy was giving birth to seven or eight puppies, we gave her bowls of eggnog because of the caloric, she needed to like replace the calories given how grueling her child birth was. Not as good as I remembered it being. Puppy birth?

What, eggnog? Yeah. We used to feed our dogs our, well, you know what? Sass didn't like it, so I'm not going to finish the thought. I need a fucking device. Could you grab a couple of plastic knives? And honestly, if there's ice cubes out there, should we get ice cubes and put it in here?

You might want to water down that nog it's gonna be more of a smoothie than anything. Well, you're a smoothie guy Yeah, not when it tastes like eggs It doesn't taste like eggs. No, it's delicious sweetness. It is like damn milk. It's so thick though I know I almost want like a shot of the nog straight. I was thinking that, so like straight nog. I had two sips, I'm full. Like I was like, I don't need to eat for the rest of the day. Oh yeah, there's a spice to it.

Go easy on it. Wow. Wow. When I was home for Thanksgiving, my mom, I was like taking Tylenol, my mom walked in, she was like, here's something to drink it with, and she gave me a tall glass of milk. Really? Almost threw up.

I cannot drink milk anymore. I'm not a milk drinker. Me and my boys are really big into raw milk right now. What is raw milk? I don't know. All I know is that, I will say this, Bo went to Kenya and he was in Kenya for like a month or so recently. Yeah.

And he said that- Thanks Tyler. He said that in Kenya, they all drink raw milk. So- Or like there's like tribes in Kenya where like the only thing they consume is just raw milk. The Maasai in Kenya. Yeah, and apparently- Those are the bros with the red jackets? Yes, and they milk. The Maasai. Yeah, and apparently it's-

It was the bros with the red jackets? Yes, and they jump. But I jump higher. You jump with them? I jump with them. And apparently it's extremely healthy. And then next thing I know I hear RFK talking about raw milk. And then Bo's calling me, telling me that Trump's going to free up all the raw milk.

Has it been locked? Yeah, they've been hiding it from us. he said that we're gonna go back he Bo's big thing right now is maha which is make America healthy again and we're just me and my boys are just slamming raw milk on the daily yeah I'm trying to say yeah I don't I don't know what it is I'm believing less in RFK and I hate to say it. Yeah, I do. Does he actually banning? Uncrustables just make a freshie. Just make a freshie. We have bonus. We have enough committed. I can't waste it Just pour it into a taller glass. It's just a shot with a little bit of fucking eggnog in it Mine is so good. What's it?

Aftertaste kicked in afterburners. You pour it back and forth in the to make a little. No, look, I got it. Now it's now it's getting pretty consistent. It looks like you said that twice and then you had the sip and gone. Yeah, it was better the second time. And now I think we're going to be OK. Boys, boys, get some eggnog. Well, that is spicy. Spicy.

You're like the eggnog. I thought it would be totally masking. I thought it'd be like having alcohol with soup. Oh Contrary my friend. Oh Contrary. It is I had a I have the right amount in there. I don't know two sips of it. I'm genuinely stuffed I Did also have a couple hostess donuts before though. You said those are for us Next thing I know I was goes clear an amount you are three left though. Well, you better not touch him

This is the worst cocktail ever Make a fresh I want that one This is the worst cocktail I've ever had. You make a freshie, dude. You're out of your mind. I want that one. No. No. Across the Rubicon. You're going to throw up, and it's going to be nasty.

It's going to be a projectile throw up. Sure will. Yeah. Sure will be. Coming from the ass up. Sass, did you want to talk about surviving Barstool? I definitely do. So if you haven't watched Surviving Barstool? I definitely do. So if you haven't watched Surviving Barstool yet, you're a little bit behind.

This is your chance, like, spoiler. You know, this is a spoiler. Avoid this part if you haven't seen the show. But we're only talking about episode 8. The things that have come out so far. But we're not talking about the one, because this will come out, by the time this comes out, the newest episode will already be out, which I haven't seen yet. That's fine we're only talking through episode 8. Yeah. Where and so it's a spoiler and we'll

like make some kind of we'll clap a bunch or make some kind of ruckus when we stop talking about it so you can jump ahead in the video or the podcast or something like that. Fair. That being said so you know jump ahead jump ahead if you need to but that being said said, we lost a soldier. Yeah. Yeah. I got smoked. I got smoked out last night.

Brutal. But not a conventional smoke. No. It was more of like a lucky strike. I am not one who tends to go quietly into that good night. It was quite controversial. I think we should, I don't know, explain it to people. Right.

Francis was about to get... Francis got eliminated, but there was a tribe of six of us and they wound up splitting the vote. So there were two votes on me, two votes on Francis, two votes on Mubi, who also works here. And Francis, you want to take it away? Yeah, I mean each and every one of those votes was orchestrated by Big Cat, Dave and Ria. They knew exactly how it was going to go. They knew who was going to vote for whom. And that it just they they were five steps ahead at every point. I had an idol,

which I had gotten on like the first day of the show. And everyone it's so easy to watch the show back and say I should have done that differently. And everyone's commenting, being like, Why didn't you do this? Why didn't you do that? You should have done this. You should. I don't know why I didn't do it. Well, Francis was about to get eliminated. And he said to Dave, I will give you this idol. If stay in the game. Wait, let's rewind a little bit. Okay. Yeah. Take it, take it, make it up, make it understood. Cause that's, that's before that. That's after the original

vote. Okay. Fair enough. The three of them. So I have some questions about the original vote. Yes, please when the original vote takes place Oh, no, I guess it wouldn't have worked There was nothing we could have done because I because you guys had the plan where you said they're all gonna vote for Francis I'll place the idol you two vote for Dave Dave will go It was two two two, so but it was two two two, so that never would have worked You know what the only I mean,

say again, it's all fucking perfect. I was gonna ask you we could have placed two votes on Dave. And then I'm sure that then then then you would have been then maybe wouldn't have had any votes. And then you and I would both have votes and we wouldn't have been able to vote and one of us goes home. There's nothing we could have done. From that moment, there was- No, I think because if it was,

so wait, it was two you, two Dave, two Mubi. Yeah, because then Mubi, Rhea, and Big Cat. But if you had placed the idol on yourself before, then it would have gone to- Then Rhone goes. Then I would have gone, you think? A hundred percent. You don't think it would have been Mubi?

A hundred percent, no. No. And no chance. But there's a huge part that they didn't show, a huge scene that they didn't show. When you first told me that you had the idol, I thought I was the first person to know that Francis had an idol.

I was actually the last person to know. I was not sharing it willingly. I had told people because of fucking bullshit. I'm not criticizing you. I'm not criticizing you. But I look in the camera, I'm like, my boy's fucking different. I was not criticizing you. But I look in the camera, I'm like, my boys fucking different. Yeah, I was gassing him up like he had gone into a ceiling panel to pull

down an idol. But then he also told me something else. He was like, I have a key for a different idol. I have another key. Yeah, did they not show that they didn't show that? Why didn't they show that? That's so fucking insane. So he had a key for another idol. And if he had played that key, didn't they show that? That's so fucking insane. So he had a key for another idol and if he had played that key and if it had worked, then that was our only chance. Yeah, if we'd had two idols. If we had two idols, he could play one on him, I could play one on me, and then we pick who goes home. I forgot that they didn't show that. Yeah, I had found a third key right during the day heading into the elimination ceremony and I went and played it and

I got blanked so oh here's Dana Dana Dana come have some eggnog with us come have a dog I would love to do a lot of nugs but I can only do one do you want to uh Francis you want to make him one of your famous yeah let's sn not slob on my knob Dana do you like rum or whiskey? rum yeah For sure rum I Would love to just sit and crush nog with the boys We're so we're talking about surviving. Did you did you watch last night? I did. Yeah, I felt bad for my boy

We lost a good one. I heard about I kind of had heard about it also I can't hear out of my ears if I'm really loud right now Super clogged ears. Yeah, if I'm loud, just tell me you're good. Why are you? What do you mean? I've been on three flights in three days. I'm just fucked. Oh, I see. So you can't hear out of your ears Okay, here I can it's like I have headphones on It's insane. That's not good. I know what the fuck I felt bad for my boy. I had heard tales about it and I didn't really know what was gonna happen, but I Don't know it was nasty. Well, we were just saying that there was a part that didn't show he had another key to potentially get another Idol so there was a chance that when he and I were coming up with the plan to get Dave

That he went and used that key it wound up being nothing, right? Yeah, it blanked it, yes. So if you had gotten another idol, we could have made a fucking move, but could have worn those in shutters. Yeah, but then what would we have done? We would have saved both of ourselves, right? And then what?

We get Moobs out, but then they're still free too. No, no, we could have got, no, no. Oh, we could have gotten Dave out? Yeah, we could have got whoever we wanted. But they had two votes against Moobs already, so they would have done the tie break. No, we were the two votes against moobs. Oh, that would have been if we both voted for Dave, and then we use both the idols on

ourselves. But we didn't know that they were going to get us. They tricked us. They tricked us. Big catch reasoning was that he I spooked him because I talked about get out voted for Dave. Yeah, he had a vote for Dave. Is that the nog? This is the nog. I'm stirring it for you. That's a hefty nog. It's very thick.

That's a lot of brown. Give it a nice... You need to give it a minute. It takes a minute. You have to let it steep. I don't like this though, because you preach about how I need to get my act together. I'm off the sauce for three weeks and now you're handing me my first drink He's given and it's literally pancake batter. I like I like you drinking. I don't like you eating

Isn't this essentially worse than this is pretty cool? I'm not gonna lie if you pour this on the grill you could make an entire like one of these is like going to McDonald's for A week straight we went we gave this to our dog when she was in labor for a week straight. We went, we gave this to our dog when she was in labor. Cause it's so calorically dense. Yeah. Of course. Rowan, but when, my question was gonna be, when Francis didn't play the idol,

in the original vote, were you like, what the fuck is going on? He said that there was another conversation they didn't show. No, the plan was never for him to play the idol on himself I thought it was no the plan was never we talked about it right before me him and Ria He was like before the part they showed on camera. He was like I'm gonna play it I'm gonna play the idol right now, and I was like

Bro, don't like you don't need to we have this plan locked in to go for movie. Yes. I see I see and I mean it was their plan It wasn't even our plan to go for movie. So you guys got played we got played big like a fiddle No, like the fucking entire orchestra Section I will say this I will say this I held on to that idol through probably what six or seven? counts tribal councils I Hefty. Tribal councils. I sat on an idol through seven tribal councils. The amount of willpower it took

when it started to get nerve wracking and you didn't know to hold on to it probably meant that at that point, I was never gonna play it. Because I had become accustomed to having the balls to not play it. Yeah. Because I had become accustomed to having the balls to not play it. Yeah. Yeah. It's so hard. I don't know. I feel like right time to play it again. Like I get what you're saying. It's different when you're in the game from from the perspective of what is he laughing?

Is it nasty data? It is what it is. Francis said it was the worst cocktail he's ever had. Mine is really good. Mine is really good. Mine is amazing. I really just want to stay here all night and drink these. Oh, you love it. I can see myself having several. What a change of heart from 10 seconds ago. I haven't boozed in a while and now you know, you have one and you want to have a 12.

Yeah, what's the point of one? I know. Drinking an eggnog every day until Chris Kringle drinks an eggnog with me. That should be the next series for real. But so Francis has this design put against him. They think that, I think they're trying to flush out your idol, which means that the real plan was me. Because if they flushed out your idol, that means you play it on yourself.

And so the real plan was to get me out in that circumstance. Yeah, look, they had it all wired and they were probably texting each other. They were so dialed. Big Hat, I think, was doing like Excel spreadsheets on his computer of different outcomes and sort of like pathways that things could go. And I think that they probably said, because remember Dave says I'm sticking with the original plan. My guess is that the original plan was if Francis plays the idol for himself, we go to a tie, we get outrone. If Francis does not play the idol, then we vote

Francis out, we flush the idol. But like what happens like, so if if you did play the like, that's the thing that's kind of sucks about it. The idol. Then he and I are just switching spots. Yeah, but like also it sucks like, so if you did play the, like that's the thing that kind of sucks about the idol. Then he and I are just switching spots. Yeah, but like also it sucks. Like, so if you did play the idol and then you saved yourself and then Broan got out and then you guys went back to like your room, like that's gotta be an awkward conversation.

No, he wouldn't have been mad at me for that. No, I mean like, but like it would be you, Rhea, Dave and Mubi. That's how it was for me. Oh yeah. It was the awkward, they set up the hit on me. And I went back to the fucking room with them and I was like... Just looking them all dead in their face.

I had no idea. They completely played me. I'm supposed to be like this sneaky one. They're all fucking alive to my face. I'm like, am I like a great guy? Do I actually have incredible moral turpitude compared to these demons and snakes that work here? The only thing you can do at that point is just hope that you win the challenge. And then if you

get to the merge, you immediately go to like the other people on the other team and you're like, I'm with you guys. Fuck these people from my team. Well, it seems like the red tribe has been crumbling for the last couple episodes But it feels like the black tribe at any moment things are just gonna get at it Like they got too many too many cooks in the kitchen and they're emotionally fragile. They're emotionally I mean they got Kirk running. I mean completely running that team, but then it's like then but then Rico's I mean The idol thing doesn't come out until we're in Rico do that Yeah, like wit have and Rico had this conversation to flush the idol thing doesn't come out until Witt and Rico do that. Like Witt and Rico had this conversation to flush the idol.

Dave would have never had that on his radar. Rhea would have never had that. So Witt, low key, designed either of our demise. Oh, cause he told Rico? You know what I mean? Yeah, but I had already told Dave, R and big cat all already knew that I had the idol But were they not playing to flush it though? I have no idea flush came from Rico regardless the controversy was When you had the idol?

You said yeah, so we go to the revote and now you me and moves can't vote because there's a three-way tie and so I'm So I already know I think because Dave And so I'm sure I already know, I think because Dave was like, I'm going with the original plan. I know it's me. And I say, Dave, I'll give you this idol if you, if I don't get out of the game in this round and you, you know, you don't vote for me or whatever. I look big cat in the eye. I was like, did you smoke? Oh, I was fucking shocked. I think my voice cracked. I don't know why they didn't put that in. I was like, Dave, I was a number for you.

What you're coming for me. I was like, no, I was a number for you. I said that to Dave and then Dave said okay and then I turned to Jeff DL because I don't know Survivor. I don't know Survivor and a lot of people think that I'm stupid for not watching Survivor prior to the show. Which yeah there's truth to that sure but also I wasn't doing it to win the fucking show. Yeah, I mean, I watched 10 seasons of Survivor. I wouldn't know what to do in that fucking situation.

Well, I was gonna say, that's what I was gonna say. I never had seen Survivor before I was on the show. I watched 10 seasons before. I was gonna say, I think that the whole watching Survivor thing, like how Tommy won The first what do you win the first two seasons? Because he was like this Survivor master. I think that kind of played In I think that this season has strayed so far from the actual like a like original idea of Survivor No, I disagree. I think that had I watched Survivor I would have been much more attuned

I disagree. I think that had I watched Survivor, I would have been much more attuned to knowing that Rhea might be lying to me, knowing I needed to play my idol, knowing not to tell people at all that I had an idol. Different things like that. I mean, it's just, I didn't know that stuff. And so my whole mindset was about trying to win challenges. I attacked this thing from the standpoint of like an athletic competition. And that is so secondary to your ability to manipulate people. The challenges are almost meaningless. Correct.

I don't see how those guys, they were talking about like throwing the challenge. Wouldn't you rather just win and not have to worry about all the bullshit? Yeah, the idea of throwing a challenge to me is like so at odds with with how I could have done it. I kind of understood it because they were at a point where they're like they're like now is the time to get Taylor out and I don't want to say too much about because I don't know

what else is going to come out about that but it seems like there was like more to than meets the eye with that part. Yeah. Throwing the challenges. Yeah. I think some people might have been doing it and lying about it. What do you mean? Like throwing it and not saying on the confessionals that they were doing, that they were throwing

it. No, I think it was, it was said multiple times. Rico said it. Rico said it and Kirk said it. I don't want to like spoil, I don't want to spoil anything. We might even need to cut this. We might even need to cut that. But I completely agree.

All right. Well, then I don't want to know anything else. Let's stop talking about the show completely. No, no, no. Well, we have to get to the part that we were originally in this for because we started talking about it before we started. Because Francis is in the process of basically getting

into a semantics argument and being on the wrong end of a bank error that winds up favoring the boss. And so either you can argue about that and you started arguing about that. But then there was a moment where like you just kind of snapped into a resolve of having being resigned to your own fate and walked off and it was like this level of maturity that I thought was a I don't know pretty pretty interesting. What the hell was that? I can't fucking.

I was sorry he was going on the thing. Entire couch is shaking. No fucking ears dude. His ears fucked. I can't hear anything. What do you think is gonna happen? I don't know. Is it like a yawn?

I've tried everything. Let's make him another gnaw. Let's get him another gnaw. Let's get him another gnaw. I can't hear anything. What do you think is gonna happen? I don't know. Is it like a yawn? I've tried everything. Let's make him another nog. Let's get him another nog. I can't. I have to leave. More nog. One more nog. I have to leave. One more nog never hurt anybody. You gotta get to Jersey by what time? At six? I have to set up at five. It's gonna take an hour to get to the Holland Tunnel. Wait, are you driving? Yeah. why are you driving? I have a car

Leave the car overnight what leave the car overnight Car you can't drive after two knobs exactly. That's why I have to leave You've already had to We just did drivers it you can't drive after two knocks We just did Drivers In. You can't drive after two knocks. No, no. I'm showing some restraint. That's a level of restraint that few possess.

And I will say, and I wrote this in the blog that I wrote about it, but good to see you brother. Thanks for doing it. Merry Christmas. Thank you for joining us. We need to get a real Dana drinking episode. The only thing that happened in Dana's appearance was him viciously shaking the couch. January. We'd love to. Do you want me to unplug this? Okay

Yeah, okay That was the most random guest appearance I think like zero act like the plan was that we were gonna have him on the whole episode and drink it and drink Towers of beer no towers of nogg towers of nogg and then he came in for three minutes Started aggressively putting his fingers in his ear Like like the clog that you get from like being on a plane is something that you can like scoop out no he was plunging his ear it's something that you can get and remove from your ear he was drain snaking his ear I've never seen anything like that I felt the room

shaking another earthquake this year I'm not even kidding the couch was shaking so aggressively and I didn't want to look over because I was like is he having a Seizure like I thought I was gonna look over and he was gonna be like foaming at the mouth. It's just not brother That was insane But that's why we loved Dana beers. I mean mean, I could, he's one of the easiest guys to get along with. Yes. So you were about to get fucked over.

Oh yeah, no. Or you're kind of getting fucked over. Yeah. I had this confusion with what Jeff said and then I realized, and then at that point I'm standing up and I'm pretty- I got fired up when you stood up. When you stood up, I was in bed. You stood up. Yeah.

I was like, wait a second. Get the rest of this. Tell them. Are we... I just clarified this rule with the only person that I know to explain the rules, who is Jeff. Yes. And I mean, people can say that the way that Jeff worded it applied to the actual rules, which is that, yeah, I guess in that moment when I was holding the idol, if I got eliminated

from the game, it would die with me. But my line of questioning up to that point had provided the context such that his quick reiteration of my own statement would logically lead anybody to believe that it applied to after I give Dave the I. And I was kind of shocked at what was happening. And they don't, I don't think they really showed this, but I looked back at the whole dais of contestants and Dave was giddy, giddy over what was happening. Rhea, giddy. I mean, they were so happy. Big Cat had said something about like, well, Tommy knows the rules.

Because I was asking Rob, the head producer. And he was like, Tommy's the one that does that fucking pussy Tommy's smiling at you Tommy's saw I think Tommy Tommy looked like he didn't even know what to say Nobody nobody knew you know what it but like I don't know if you ever had this thought in my head I was like they they're scared to take the idol away from Dave Yeah, yeah they're scared to take the idol away from Dave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking about?

The guy that signs up, is Banker in the favor of the guy that signs the paycheck? Yeah. But like that, like, so- Mommy was sitting cross-legged. Yes. Bent over. Yes. Grinch smiling. Yeah. Yeah. Ready for Dave's dick, just straight in his mouth.

Yep. Yeah. Yep. No, no, on forehead. And there's just this moment, there's such, I can still remember the, in a weird way, this like quiet calm that came over me from my heart's beating, I'm preparing for war. Yeah. My back is against the wall and it's my last stand and I'm going to go down

fucking swinging. Yeah. To you work at Barstool, you've been in this situation before, go quiet. Yeah. Except. I mean, I think it was a good move. Go limp.

And there's a moment that just all of the pieces fell into place and I did not give those people I just named what they wanted. Yeah. Which was an explosion. You gave them a taste. You gave them like a little fizzle. It was enough to make it controversial. The firework went up into the night sky and then gently...

Crackled. Takes a lot of self-control for that. ...fell to the earth. And I would say one year ago, I wouldn't have been able to do that. Maybe even less time. My whole life leading up to this. Leading up to Well Butren. Maybe.

No, no. I wasn't on it then. No, it's pre-Butren. Pre-Well Butren. Pre-The Butch. Huge fucking raw dog in in life. Yeah. And I just had this autopilot click on where I was like, you cannot win even if you're right.

And- I've actually never seen it before. Someone crashing out and then being like, excuse me, I've made a mistake. And just by fading into the- Yeah, I could made a mistake. And just like fading into the, Yeah, I could have done that. Turning the robot on. Firework. I might have cried.

Yeah, I would have, oh, a hundred percent. I would have like been thrown a tantrum where I sit cross-legged. Yeah. Like I flopped down into a cross-legged sit. Yeah. I just accepted it. And almost not even because of any other reason than that. I knew in that moment

to dig deeper would only be to my detriment. Yeah. It's not that you saw yourself. Yeah. Yeah. I just took a bird's eye view of the situation and I walked off and I said something like, guys go win this. Like great, great play. Yeah. See that, that I wouldn't have said, but I understand why you said it. I think I would have just gone, good game. What's the difference? It's the same thing. Go win it.

I wanted someone from my group to go win the game. Oh, see, I'm the opposite. Immediately I'm going into Team Black and I'm going to win it. We had still been competing in all these challenges together. There had been some bonding, even though they just fucked me. Like, I, you know, I was so tired. I didn't fuck him. No. I was so tired of us losing challenge after challenge.

And I mean, honestly, like the fact that we lost that challenge because Dave was so inept was. It was tough to watch. I couldn't get over that as a reason why we needed to vote him out. Yeah. I was like I kept thinking so challenge-oriented of like we're gonna have another challenge and we have to have this fucking amputee on our team. It reminded me of Shane's bit about when about Joe Biden with the dog with like when an old dog walks into a room that like

Put down years ago and everyone's like, huh? There is No, he struggled in that and he also like admitted it fully and Took ownership of the fact that he fucked up and still there was no but no one had a thought of bringing him of like One of the funniest parts of the entire episode is after that challenge when you guys were all you guys all go back into your Room and then he was the first one to leave and then he's like well everyone else is still in there He's like I'm not gonna be the only one to leave and then he goes back in he's like either We're all leaving or we're all staying Yeah, it was hilarious. You know who actually is the man

watching that episode back is Biz. Biz, we were talking about this earlier. Biz just riding for wit. Yeah, dude, I was saying, we filmed a sketch, we were filming a sketch in Central Park earlier and then we had a long interruption where an entire class started taking place in the area that we were filming.

Like there was like a teacher with a group of kids, like right in frame. So we had to wait for like 30 minutes when we were talking about the show, but we were saying that Biz and Whit out in the parking lot and Whit being like, win this thing for Chicklets and Biz being like, I fucking love you, man. And then being like, can we get this fucking car moving?

And then they're just going back and forth I love you man it was that was the funniest part of the episode it's so funny and they're there like relationship and humor has barely been captured I feel like that's one of the big yeah justices there they're so funny and Francis goes right to a house where wit is just like sitting there with all right So I have to talk about this, but I don't know anything about it. They don't feature it. Okay featured I well, I don't know if they don't feature it. I get to the house Yeah, I've just been eliminated from the game. Keep in mind. I suffered a legitimate cushion concussion a day and a half

Which by the way is extremely noticeable on screen, right? I don't know if you picked up on that There's like the challenge happens and then after the challenge every time you're talking it's in like slow motion I can't talk and your pupils are on your ear lobes The scene of me in the stairwell with Ronan Rhea. I can't put my words together So anyone who thinks I didn't have a concussion, fuck you and your dumb ass opinion. Dude, you know what was hilarious was on our, the son of a boy that read it, someone posted him was like, really?

They were like, really hope Francis is okay. That looked like such a nasty hit. And someone replied and they were like, dude, this was filmed like four months ago and they put out episodes every week. I think he's fine. That's so fucking funny. So you go to the house.

I go to the house and I know it's mincy and it's clemmer and it's wit. And I get in there and I'm in a big way I'm relieved because I know I don't have to sleep at the office again. I've slept at the office for whatever, three or four nights in a row. You're in this just pressure cooker stress thing where you feel like if you're not among your team, you're missing out on the conversation that's going to get you eliminated. And you had been getting tremendous morning wood the entire time.

Oh yeah. It was almost getting hard to... I mean, truly. ...pun intended. Truly. Especially in those Tommy J's. That's it. Bursting right through them. Yeah, they never stood a chance. No. And I go in and

we're... I'm trying to just like immediately decompress and reconnect with reality and it's good to see all those guys and then and then Clemmer starts walking through the game as if I'm wanted for, I'm being accused of murder and he needs every detail over the course of like a week of where I was and why I made decisions and what I was thinking. And was Clemmer first out overall? No, no, he was first out of the people that got to go to the house. Correct. And I'm up on this roof deck with wit, we're having like a beer and Clemmer's there. And he's asking us, he's asking me these questions like, why didn't you band together with me

and Arian Foster and White Sox Dave to get these people out? I'm like, dude, think of who you just named, like not one, I don't know if I said more than five words to those people. Like I was just going along to get along and he'd be like, okay, okay, okay. But why? And then he would like ask it in different words. And then I got to a point where I said,

Clemmer, you're asking the same question in different wording over and over. And I don't know what else I can tell you that will satisfy why you think I did the things that I did. And then we started getting angry with each other. He started getting mad. He got mad at me for not watching Survivor to prepare for the show. And then thank God Whitney was there because Whitney, he started with, it was like, yeah, I didn't watch Survivor either. And he was like, well, why would you play in this game for $250,000 if you're not taking it seriously?

And it's like, well, because we work here and we were told to. This is a job I never expected to win. And Clemmer, to his credit, is such a Survivor fan that it just could not compute for him. Yeah. That two guys would have played, gotten voted out, and be okay with how they did. Yeah.

And then he... Then we were smoking some weed and Clumber took a 150 milligram edible. I'm not making that number up. Oh my God. He ate a 150 milligram edible. And he also weighs 95 pounds. Bro. Dude, that is so much. He ate it and he knew weighs 95 pounds. Bro. Dude, that is so much. He ate it, and he knew what it was.

Does he smoke weed? Not really. He eats edibles. But does he eat them, like? He says that is the amount he likes, because it just keeps him high for the whole night. Bro. He took it, and he keeps him high for the whole week.

That's fucking insane. He probably folded down like a character in WALL-E and was just like, yee-hee-hee-hee, fucking turned it into a bin. Dude, this argument starts to like, it goes quiet. And I'm like, kind of being like, Clemmer, stop, please. Like, I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

I'm trying to just relax. We're out of the game. It doesn't matter anymore. And he keeps bringing it up. But why didn't you do this? Why didn't we do this? Why would you not have listened to me when we could have banded together? And I'm like, dude, I don't know what to tell you. We all got out in a row. And he's like flipping out at me and telling me I played

badly. I'm like, dude, I beat you. Yeah, you were here before me. Didn't you say that you told me that you said, like, Clemmer, we need to stop talking about this. And he was like, or what? I go, I go, Clemmer, stop talking about this right now. And he goes, or what? And I go, or I'm going to leave and you will have ruined the entire evening. In evening in front of Whitney who is by the way howling laughing at all of this and then and then and then like there was a quiet moment and then like Gumber said some more stuff and I go climber man I gotta tell you you're a tough hang dude and he goes oh am I a tough hang?

Cheech? Am I fucking not cool? Am I not hip? Am I not with it? Cheech? And I go bro who are you calling Cheech? You just ate 150 milligrams of edibles. I've smoked a half a joint. What are you talking about? It was so funny. And I have to defend Klemer because he cared so deeply because he loved Survivor. And the next day was had much better perspective and was apologetic about it. We were all just kind of like

still pretty tightly wound from the game and it ended up honestly it ended up becoming at the house. I won't say much but for me was like the most fun part of the week. Yeah. I thought you were going to tell a whole different story about getting to the house. So they didn't you I thought you were gonna tell a whole different story about getting to the house about mincy Yeah, I walked in on mincy jerking off We had bedrooms that were shared a bathroom and so there was like a door there like he had a door to the bathroom and I had a door bathroom and I I Knocked on my door. Yeah, just to make sure he wasn't in the bathroom because I had a door to the bathroom. And I, I knocked on my door just to make sure he wasn't in the bathroom

because I was going in to take a piss and I didn't hear him say anything. So I opened the door and his door is open and he's jerking off on his bed. And bro, what I say, he like immediately grabbed the covers and went like this and then I was like oh sorry And I closed his door to get into privacy, and then he turned on pardon my take oh That's crazy. Did you guys talk about it after that or now? I didn't really want to embarrass him. I didn't bring it up to him.

But I did tell Whit, who I think might have given him some shit about it. I don't know. He's such a good sport, Mincy. That's hilarious. And by the way, I've been walked in on jerking off. It happens. It's not that big of a deal.

And after he missed that gambling stream, you know what I mean. You guys were also in that house for a week. Yeah. Yeah. Gonna have to crank down at some point. Oh, yeah. Or else tensions will really get high.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah. There you go. So. That's, oh man,. There you go. So that's, I mean, truly hilarious. Man, I wish they had more, uh, in the house. That's actually, that should be a whole series in itself. The house became really cool.

That should be a whole series in itself though. Like they should be like, that should be like what they play after is just raw footage of the house. Like that fucking Sam Hyde fish tank thing. It was also cool because we got to watch the eliminations. And so you kind of had a vague sense of what was going on, but not really the lead up to all of it. So everything, we were seeing the final moments, but we were shocked by that.

And that's also why, frankly, I'm really looking forward to watching the show from this point forward. Because you don't know. Well, I don't know anything that happened anymore. I didn't see the challenges. I didn't see the conversations and any of the strategy from this point. And there's a lot that kind of was really confusing.

And then when Nadu walks out oh cut that cut that is that real no comment definitely isn't I don't even know why I'm considering that they're flying to do in just show up like I'm a contestant now too what a funny it's such a funny show dude yeah I think I could have done with so much more of the hijinks and funny stuff that happened in between I feel like there was so much funny stuff going on the entire time. Yeah, I Guess they had to edit it to make it tight I don't know if they have some kind of algorithm they're trying to hit with the length of the episodes Yeah, how long was last night's like an hour an hour. I was curious round. Would you what's your thought? Like would you do it again?

Probably not right away. I mean, I think my answer is like, I obviously would. I think you should do it right away again, just knowing a little bit more. I don't- I feel like you would be such a problem right now, like knowing a little bit about the game of Survivor. Dude, the problem for me is I'm just not that. I'm not good at lying to people. And I'm not trying to like pat my own Back by saying that I'm a piece of shit in a lot of ways

But being like lying to people's face. I just start to squirm. I don't really have that Composure that level of like oh some of the people on that cast. Oh, I know some people totally can't rod They're getting I can't rush. Yeah, The one time I had to lie to Rhea, I just made an absolute. Yeah, that was a rough, that was a tough watch. Yeah, but I'm happy that that's not a skill that I have. That I can't just fucking look someone in the eye and coolly calmly lie completely to their face.

You bringing Rhea into the room and saying, we're gonna go Dave, was like, I was hiding. I don't know why I did that. That's concussion. Why are we laughing? It was like so obvious immediately that she was like, oh no, we're not gonna do that. It was like immediate like, now you're going.

Now you're going. And I knew, I knew. And Rhone had told me not to do that. I don't know what I. I was like, do not tell Rhone. When you went and told Rhone, told me not to do that. Yeah. I don't know what I... I was like, do not tell Rhone. When you went and told Rhone, he was like, okay, I don't know why you did that. Yeah. He was so nice about it.

But we're gonna go with Mubi now. You definitely shouldn't have done that. He goes, it doesn't matter either way. We're going Mubi now. And I'm like, okay. And I think he probably knew it is hard. It mattered. I mean, I told Big Cat, Big Cat probably did the same thing. Big Cat probably went right to him. Yeah, exactly. We didn't have the numbers. But me and Big Cat were

wearing yak hats. Yeah. Give me an actual scenario where after we lose the challenge, somehow we don't give one of us voted out. I think it's you have to jump to the beginning and be like if you had approached Whitney. No. Before or like what you would need a Whitney and Clemmer involved. So you gotta go that far back. But Clemmer wouldn't like Clemmer would never turn on Dave you said. Because he would he would. Pizza four. Dude, we were filming this sketch earlier and Marty was a part of it. And we were talking about the show

and Marty said that he had something last night and he didn't get to watch it from the beginning live. So he like tuned in as it was already started. And he said that he tuned in and the first thing he saw was just a picture side by side of Ria and Hank together And he was like what the fuck is this? What the show turns into

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That might be the triple well you flew to Boston and said you were going to slap Dave, I think was the one thing that was like, oh my God. The triple nog and rum that I'm having. Yeah, I know. So that's exciting. I did that. And then I tweeted because I was at the stand holiday party last night and had a show. So I couldn't watch the episode when it came out live and an

hour and a half after it comes out I have a hundred text messages fucking my phone is blowing up and people tweeting at me all this stuff and I can't watch the episode to have any sort of to have any sort of informed take. So I just wrote, I'm writing a blog, period, and tweeted that out. And then that starts blowing up, and that was just to buy me time to gather my thoughts, watch it, and have a response. And then I went home, I watched it late,

and then after I watched it, I was like, I don't know if I really want to write a blog about this. And I woke up the next morning and I was like, yeah, I don't, I mean, I feel like everything kind of, everyone gets what happened. Everyone saw it. And Dave is now tweeting that, he was tweeting about how like Francis tried to make a play for him and this is what you get. If you come at the king, you best not miss. Just because I was likable, whatever, I don't know. It occurred to me, I've been in a position before where the broader public rallies behind

me for something and then Dave doesn't really like that and I know that that is a very bad position to be in and that was another reason why I was like I don't want to I'm talking about the sports illustrated swimsuit thing by the way not my firing and I I was like I don't want to write a blog that's gonna only further exacerbate this. I think it's good to make content about it. I think that the original sin is getting into a semantics argument with Dave. That was one of the first, I think I learned that in 2016. I think you were in fourth grade when I learned not to semantically argue with Dave because

you're younger. I know, I understood, but I wasn't in the first grade in 2016. But uh I just... You were like four? No in 2016 that would mean that I was born in 2012. He would have a fucking... Which made you 13? Which is why you weren't on Surviving War. What was the what was the argument you got into him with back then? I started working on a show in Los Angeles, and I had agreed with Erica that I was gonna get paid some amount, and then I was like, what are we hitting with this?

And then he like, he semanticed it out, and I wound up not getting paid by Barstool while I was out there. Classic semantics. Heavy semantics. Well, it was like an agreement was made, And I wound up not getting paid by Marshall while I was out there. Classic semantics. Heavy semantics. Well, it was like an agreement was made, but he just, and I was like, I learned my lesson. This is not something I'm ever going to engage in again.

Yeah. Yeah. I just don't want to, I don't want to piss off the boss. I really don't. It's not even that, but I think he's reasonable. But when it comes to semanticsantics like he's not giving an inch Yeah, and I Mean, I think he respects people who push back if he kind of if it's playful or competitive or whatever

By the way, I called him an idiot in the fucking yeah, you did. Oh, I know I saw that I was on his ass, too I believe I said that I was pretty surprised ass too I couldn't believe I said that I was pretty surprised and I was like what that's why he's mad at you probably I said that to my today yeah holy shit because I thought that I thought that he had just squandered the ability to take an idol yeah Yeah. Um, what was I saying about him? I was fucking on his ass about the challenge. Were you? Yeah, I guess I called the holds.

Oh, you were funny about that. I don't know. I was just on his ass lightly. But I mean, I think we were pissed that we lost that challenge. I think that was a winnable challenge. Totally. I think if we got more slack on the back line,

when it finally got to me, I was like, oh, I just have to keep this taut. If I had been able to relay that all the way down the line But I didn't know until I got dude. There's no there's nothing to be said other than that Dave Took three quarters of the time of the chair. Yeah, you're only saying that cuz you're likable Yeah, it was pretty brutal it was tough that was a tough one Yeah tough one to watch. Because you want them to be competitive as well. Like you want the challenges to be like close. Like the throwing the body armors.

Like that was a great challenge because that was like, I mean, that was like watching a fucking football game. You're like, this is going to come down to the last second. But the puzzle one, it was like, this is a fucking disaster. Dude, it's I tend to just find myself in these positions where I create a moment that half the world is on one side and half is on the other. Because in the writer cup, Kirk and I had the four putt

versus five putt fiasco, which turned into a super viral golf content moment. And half the people were on my side and half were on his side. And now it's like half the people are on my side. But that's amazing for the show. It's so good, yeah. Yeah, I also just think it's like,

I mean, you know, I'd love to be not on your side and pretty much most, like I'd love to go against you in a lot of things, but this was like, I thought this was like cut and dry. You were in the right. Yeah. Like, like there's no, like, I don't, I don't understand how anyone could justify you not being in the right, or at least not taking the idol away from Dave. Because they know Survivor.

Yeah. And they know they're able to hear Jeff's words as the verbatim rule, which they're familiar with. Yeah. Which I wasn't. I guess. You know? And then you get into an idea of like, okay, well, should I have rephrased my question just to be clear?

Once I hand the idol to Dave, if I'm out of the show, is it dead? I think we were still in unprecedented territory for Survivor. The fact that an idol was being exchanged after the original vote before the revote as a bargaining tool, that there's no rule that stands for that. There's not that there's not like this is a precedent thing that's happened in the courts of Survivor before this is brand new. So anyone acting like it's a hard fast line on like, it it was not simple. It was not black and white.

I don't know if any of that, you know, was actually to the law of Survivor, whether I could have given an idol at that moment to somebody. Do you know what I mean? I don't know if that's allowed. I've seen a couple seasons of Survivor. I've never seen anything like that. Yeah, so, you know, it's like we let certain rules be great We're selectively. I've seen the ones that are already Netflix That shows on Netflix. They there was a they added a couple seasons on 33 and 38 or so They added like I think it was like the two best seasons Wow. Well, maybe not the two best

Yeah, it was the one with Boston Rob Eight Eight. Yeah and then what was the other one? But like that was like like I think it one of those seasons was the one where they came up with the fake idol thing. Yeah. I think was Boston Robb the dude that made the fake idol? I'm not sure. I thought you watched 10 seasons of Survivor before going to do the show. Well, there's 47. That is true, there's a lot of seasons of Survivor. It's insane.

I watched like so much. I spent every waking hour like watching Survivor and trying to prepare. And like I was, it was equally dumbfounded as Francis. It is a great show. How funny is it? It's so good. How funny is it?

That's my treadmill. I've fucking ripped an hour of the proper Survivor today on the treadmill. It's a great show and it's even better watching people you know in it. Like imagine if like imagine if like one of your family members did Survivor. Like that would be like the most entertaining shit of all time. If they went far. Yeah, it would be tough if it was like a... If like your dad went and did it and then he was like pulling Arian Foster. He's like, I can't lie.

You're like, dad what the fuck are you doing? It'd be way more embarrassing if he like had to do a swimming challenge. Yeah. Pinched his nose when he jumped in and couldn't really swim and had to get medevaced out of there. No disrespect to Arian Foster by the way. Challenge yeah pinched his nose. Yeah, I jumped in and couldn't really swim it had to get medevac out of there No disrespect to arian foster by the way. Yeah, I'm getting your dad rescued on national TV Yeah, embarrassing no disrespect to foster foster knows him knows. I'm a big fan I already feel bad about getting him with that idol

You're just making it worse. You should feel bad. That was fucked up. It wasn't for him It's fucked up to have like an actual survivor idol like that's the thing is like i like i get like building an idol like creating a fake idol when you've got the actual survivor idol and then everyone's like arian's a fucking dumbass he thought it was real it's like yeah no shit he thought it was real. Yeah, it's the actual idol from the show, right? Yeah, but that's like That's the purpose yeah, yeah, you want to trick somebody yeah, you don't want to be like borderline. Yeah Yeah, you're right Yeah, it's sick

Anything else on Survivor or can we let everybody else back in? I guess yeah I would just say probably just don't listen to this episode if you don't, if you have to watch this show. It's too late. What are you talking about? We gotta be an hour. Don't miss it now. We're an hour in.

Welcome back. It's also funny. Welcome back. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it's hard to just not talk about it for the rest of the episode. Well we could, but again, it's just going to be at this point like, remind me, are they

airing episodes next week or no? No. Okay, so that's okay. These are somewhat recent episodes. Yeah, until the new year these are the episodes of record. And this will be our first episode since you got eliminated. Oh, well that's big. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Cool. So nothing wrong with it. I mean I'll keep talking about it honestly. I feel like it's fun for people to hear about it. Yeah, why are they not doing a... why didn't they do an after show this year? Because we work with... I mean you see the cast. Somebody's spoiling that thing. Yeah, I guess it's true. It's a wonder that it hasn't ended, I mean, touch wood.

I know. It's a wonder nothing's happened so far. I know. I don't know. I don touch wood I know it's a wonder nothing's happened so far I know I don't know I don't I other than a new thing other than Shane's big appearance other than no that they would have like Danny Boy Kane We could get bill burr or Danny Boy Kane What Danny Boy Kane? Who is is he that I don't know dude, and I've worked here for fucking as long as you what what is our? Fascination with that guy. What is his deal? I think he's just one of Dave's misfit toys Is he one of the warped Barbies that Dave keeps in the cabinet. Has he ever

appeared on stuff here? I'm sure he has. But it's like I think it's like if you didn't get the initial joke Maybe you don't you'll never be able to hop on the tram. I see. It's like yeah Yeah, there's been a couple guys like that where you just you missed the joke and it's just like well fuck There was a couple times on the yak where like we would have like an old character on and I would be like I don't get that. I don't know I don't understand why this is funny at all Who do people would be like this barstool history right here? Yeah, have you seen people repeatedly going viral about just like making fun of the names of barstool people

Ben Avery was the first one to do it. I know Ben Avery did it. The, a guy, this dude, it's actually Nick Coletti's cousin, this dude Nate, who used to make vines and used to be your buddy Twitter guy. No, different, different Nate. Very funny guy though. But he's your bro, isn't he? Nate? This guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we don't really keep in touch as much anymore, but he's not really, cause he's not really online like he used to be.

Why did he stop? I think he got a job. Could just be different alias. At Amazon? No, not at Amazon. Upper management? But he created, when I first got hired at Barstool, he created, I think it was,

he created a Twitter page called like Full Send University and then it had the bar it had like a Full send logo with like the barstool stars around it or something like that. I forget what it was, but it was fucking hilarious What was it was it? What was it? It was just making fun of barstool and full send together like okay. Yeah. Yeah What was it like? What were the posts? I don't remember. I guess it was a dumb thing to bring up. I want to, no I want to be able to laugh. I want to be able to laugh at this. It was funny. Did you have a favorite one that stands out? No. That does sound funny. It was. It was very funny. Just saying it was funny and then I laugh. I burst out laughing. Yeah well look I don't need to, I don't need to defend myself. I don't want you to defend yourself. I want to know. We want to be part of it.

I don't need to defend myself. I knew it was funny. I know it was. What were the posts? Well, I'll give you a couple buckets. Was it like two guys dressed up as like Dave and KFC talking about things? Or was it like someone running someone over on a golf cart?

Or was it smoke shows of the day? Let me see if I can find it. Was it a guy looking to camera and saying, alright, the latest thing that happened at Barstool. Yes, yes. You're not going to believe this, but... Like, Two Minute Man or something like that. Dude, this show is the...

I think it's the farthest reaching thing, like, repeated show that I've been on at Barstool. And I say that because I get... I see these people that are doing recaps and they're doing things that are not really what they're supposed to be doing. thing, like repeated show that I've been on at Barstool. And I say that because I get, I see these people that are doing recap podcasts about surviving Barstool who don't work here. People stop me on the street. Like literally as I was buying this alcohol, some guy was like, I can't believe they got franchise like that.

Dude, it's nuts. It's nuts how big of a show this is. That's why you have to do the next season. I think I would. I just, I want to, weirdly, I want to go in with exactly the same attitude that I had. What was the attitude? I'm not going to win. And I think you just want, we're like, I hope I have some entertaining moments. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. Does it suck knowing that I made it further in the game shows than you did No, I don't really think you made it further. What do you mean? I made it to the top three out of like 20

No out of eight eight people there were eight people on your show Really, and you made it to the top three which means Francis made it farther than you I don't think there was eight was it really only eight. It was eight brother. I guess you did design the show Yeah, it's right here. So Francis how many people I mean you you you beat like 12 people So he made it consider he made it like, you beat five people, he beat 12 people, so he did two and a half times better than you. I was just looking at Full Send University.

It's got some bangers. You found it, you found Full Send? I feel like I'll be chortling over here. Full Send you? This one just says Full Fucking Sendington. And then this one says check out this triple down 360 wheelie birdie that this guy just did. It's just a combination of like sports highlights and then just full sendies.

I have a bad announcement. My nog is starting to turn. Yeah, that'll happen. It's curdling. It'll turn quick. Just make a fresh nog. I have to finish this. It's coming to room 10. It's coming to room temp. It's been at room temp. Now it's settling into something of a different species.

I wanna go, I wanna pit you guys head to head with the stand holiday party versus the bar stool holiday party. In some categories, I wanna know who you give the edge to. Well, I will say the stand holiday party had dancers, which was pretty amazing. You know those girls who ever go to a nightclub or like a place like a bounce sporting club or any of those high end bars. Yeah they were dancing on the bar. They stand on the bar

and they just dance like this. They do this the whole time. Yeah. Like go go dancing. Yeah. You actually would be great at that. You would be a good wacky wavy inflatable tube man now that I see you. It's just that over and over and I gotta believe if I did that long enough as one of those girls I would lose my fucking mind. Something would break within me. Yeah, one of them was in the green room getting ready and I was down there with Patrick and Rich Voss was down there and he was like, he came in and she was doing her makeup and he was like, what are you doing? And she

was like, oh I'm putting makeup on and he was like, why? And she's like, oh I'm dancing for the party and he's like, you dance? And she's like, Oh, I'm dancing for the party. And he's like, you dance? And she was like, Yeah, he started pulling out ones. He was like, she asked some question as like, Is this your first time dancing? And he was and she was like, No, like, I'm going to dance for the party. It's not my first time dancing. He was like, Go get me a cup of coffee. How many years you been dancing? Go get me a cup of coffee how many years you been dancing go get me a cup of coffee do they had those dancers at the nobu that

I went to in Marrakesh which was so weird that sentence literally a bit of a different language for me no boo the sushi's a no boo in in Bangladesh? What was it? Marrakesh? I'm not familiar with Marrakesh or Nobu. So I'm going to need a little fill in on that. The Nobu in Marrakesh having belly dancers is amazing. What is Nobu? It's like a sushi spot. It's the place where I saw Bat Bunny and Kendall Jenner.

Oh yes. It's become, I mean, originally it was just, yeah, it was a sushi restaurant in New York, but then it became so popular that they franchised it. Now they have them in Vegas, Miami. There was a Nobu at the one and only, I stayed in in Cape Town. Everywhere.

And they've become so big that they actually built hotels now too. Really? Yeah. And you were in Marrakesh? Which is the capital of Morocco or is Casablanca? Either way, I think it's the biggest city in Morocco. And they had belly dancers there. They weren't belly dancers. It was more of the ones that we saw at the stand. belly dancers there. They weren't belly dancers, it was more of the ones that we saw at the stand.

Yes. So they were not, because the previous night I'd gone to a dinner where there were belly dancers and they were dancing with this tray on their heads that had like 40 candles on it, all lit. That's insane. And that was kind of more local. Yeah. And then I went of more local. Yeah.

And then I went to the Nobu and the Nobu had Vegas type dancers. So dancers will give the edge to the stand party. Stand party. Well, the stand party is pretty, from what I saw, I wasn't really, I left before I would say it even really started. You did?

Yeah. Well, cause I did Francis' show and then I hung out for like an hour and a half and then I was like, all right, someone's gotta kill the terrorists at home so I'm gonna go back and play video games. Dark Matters not gonna get itself. Yeah.

Yeah. So I was good doodling on out of there, but I had a great time. Show was great. Francis was right. I was wrong. It was mostly his fans at the show. I guess we didn't have that argument on, that was off camera. Was that? Oh, that was off camera. Fuck.

The one time you admit. Yeah, Francis does a show with Ashley Heseltine. Heseltine. And he asked if I wanted to do it. I pushed back very aggressively and I said, no, I don't wanted to do it. I pushed back very aggressively and I said, no, I don't want to do it. It's going to be all girls. Francis said, it's not going to be all girls. I sold all the tickets this time.

It's going to be bar stool people, my fans. And I said, there's no fucking way that's going to happen, you fucking idiot. And then I got there and it was all Francis' fans. Yeah. And it was a great show, I had a good time. This is a historic moment in the podcast. I don't even think it matters what the context is

about the actual thing, but this is the most contrite admission of Harry being wrong that I've seen since we started doing the podcast, since I joined the podcast. This morning Owen and Tyler both separately asked me, they were like, was it a lot, was it all girls? And I was like, nah. And they were like, fuck. Why didn't you lie?

I don't know. I couldn't, I can never tell a lie. That's why you'd be great on Surviving Boss. I know. On the Most Dangerous Game Show, you were like, did I lie to you? That was my big thing, I know, right? You didn't lie a lot of anyone still didn't win you're actually the most honest man I know I know holy shit so do you guys remember at the Barstool Christmas party though last year there was a like a magician that would come I haven't

been in they have goats didn't we have goats? Didn't we have goats? Were there goats here? I remember a mentalist coming up to us and doing like magic for like four people at a time. It was in the office, right? Yeah, on the second floor bar right here, or third floor bar right over here. Oh, I guess I was at that. Yeah.

Shane was at that. Yeah, Shane was there. No, that was a couple years ago. That was the last one that I went to. Not the one last year. That might have been the goats. That was the goats. That was the goats, yes. The mental This was this year. I did not go to the mentalist one I didn't see the mentalist one either, but I'm gonna go tonight

Really? Yeah, are you gonna go? I am going to actually have a dinner reservation I didn't realize that they coincided with one another. Hmm. Where you going the that they coincided with one another. Where are you going? The, uh, the River Cafe. Oh, right. Awesome. It'll be sublime. Sass, I have to take you some time. I'd love to.

We really need to go back to Fort Charles. I know. We could Fort Chuck it up. Christmas Day. You're going to a movie. I know. People are saying it's pretty good. Oh, amazing. I'm happy to hear that. Yeah. Someone on Twitter said, I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. I was worried I was going are saying it's pretty good. Oh amazing. I'm happy to hear that. Yeah

Someone someone on Twitter said I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. I was worried. I was gonna hate it. It was great Well, that's because Chalamet is the fucking goat. He's so good No one's having more of a moment than Chalamet is having a big moment right now. It's insane It has nothing to do with his acting he I think has the same way that when Dave got on tik-tok He was like I'm gonna win over the young ladies, like the, you know, 17 to 24 demographic. Now, Timothy Chalamet is winning over like the college sports fans. Yeah, the 20, like the 25 to like 37 year old male. Yeah, the only the only thing you have to do to get into good graces with that demographic is be right about one

pick in football The amount of DMS I got when the Eagles didn't cover the spread. Yeah of being like dude I was wrong about you all along. You're the fucking man. I Got the exact opposite but from all the exact people. Yeah. I didn't realize you're fucking go to. There's a movie Chalamet did that flew under the radar. I think it's called The King. Yeah. Did you see it? No, but I know it.

It's about medieval times. I think it's like Henry the 14th or something like that. It's amazing. It's an amazing movie. And there's this great scene that I think of all the time, where he volunteers to fight instead of his whole army. Yes, I volunteer as tribute, one on one against the sort of Prince from the other army, Paris, and the other that Prince rides up to his to Timothy's army and says, where be the big dog Which is a weird thing to call Timothy Chalamet because he looks yeah, probably like

Yeah, he meant in in might yes, or I thought that it was like an insult like oh the big dog Where's the big guy? Yeah? Yeah big guy. I don't know if they were I don't know if they were talking like that back in This era they didn't so they didn't have sarcasm in the medieval times, you're saying. What's up, big guy? Oh, this is the fucking big guy! I bet they did. Let's look up... They had their own version of that. When was sarcasm invented? That's a great question.

I'd assume probably... Wow. 1579. Interesting. I'd assume probably Wow 1579 interesting so I can't believe they can date it The first time they felt that that pang of sarcasm Neckbears, would you like me to do some leech bloodletting? No, I'm perfectly fine dying of the black plague. I want to keep all my blood inside of me Yes, heal me doctor

Okay, we'll call that sarcasm and write it down Today I found I experienced a new sensation a Man told me the truth but in jest He said one thing but clearly meant another. Jest hasn't been invented yet. We'll invent that now as well. In fact, let's professionalize it. A jester.

I can't believe it was that late. I would have thought that Jesus and the bros were fluent in chasm. No. Peter always struck me as a sarcastic bastard. No, they just told the truth or lied, right? Yeah. That's it. No, the fishes just appeared. Yes, it was a miracle.

Shut the fuck up. Yeah, no, they weren't very sarcastic. That's why everyone, like, that's why the Bible is so, Jesus was like, I just walked on water and no one was like, well, what do you mean by like walked on water like they were like you must be telling the truth? Oh, he did holy shit. I guess he did we have to kill this guy We have to fucking murder him I just turned this blood into wine No hyperbole. Yeah, like I'm dead serious like this was blood and now it is wine watch he just slits himself fucking squeezes a forearm and

fills a pint of Pinot Gris I might need to go to the bathroom We're probably close to being able to yeah, we could wrap it up I want to give my wine of the year coffee my fish of the year sea bream anything else guys Well, I'm trying to think of what I want to give of the year. I have one. My man of the year, Elon Musk. People are not going to be happy about that. My woman of the year. Grimes. No, not Grimes. No, not after what you did to Elon. No. You go and then I'll give you the year. No, not after what you did to Elon. No

You go and then I'll get no no finish. I don't have it in my head No, not Caitlin Ivanka no Oh O'Malley grace grace O'Malley. Grace. Grace O'Malley. All right, guy of the year. John Fork's not a bad one. John Fork. He's not a guy.

I was thinking Baker Mayfields. Why? It's hard to go wrong with Baker Mayfields. Why? Comeback story of the century. I mean, he won a playoff game this calendar year. Yeah. Beat the Eagles.

Yeah. Which was nasty. And gave the line to game. And then he got signed a big contract. I think Baker Mayfield's a respectable man of the year. Guy of the year. And then I'm gonna go... Girl of the year.

No love to your Jameer Gibbs. Well Jameer Gibbs, I mean, we'll see about, he's definitely, he's a contender for next year. Well, he hasn't done anything next year yet. I'm looking to see how he performs now that he's gonna be playing 100% of the snaps. He's on the watch list, you're saying. Yeah.

Girl of the Year, T. Swift? Nah, Katelyn Clark, for sure. Hard not to give it to T. Swift. It's hard not to give it to T. Swift? No, Caitlin Clark for sure. Hard not to give it to T. Swift. It's hard not to give it to Caitlin Clark. Chapel Rowan's not a bad one. Billie Eilish, they had big years. Did Billie Eilish have a big year? I feel like she had a really big last year.

She won like 20 Oscars. Oscars. Charlie. Oh yeah, Charlie. D'Amelio, Brad Charlie. D'Amelio. Brad Summer. D'Amelio. Brad Summer will live on. Mark D'Amelio.

Did you guys, you guys didn't have fish of the year? Fish of the year I'm gonna go rainbow trout. Actually, for fish of the year I guess I will go. For eating, not fishing. Oh, I was gonna go cutthroat trout, but I've never eaten, I've never ate a cutthroat trout. This is about eating. Do you find those in lakes or?

That, you could find them in high alpine lakes. Oh. Or you could find them in rivers as well. Okay. So it's sort of like a multi-water trout. Well, it's a freshwater fish. That's too broad. Freshwater fish could pretty much be found

in any form of freshwater. They can live in lakes and in rivers? Depends, yeah. Stop killing time. What's your fish to eat of the year? The only fish that I've eaten this year is that's not like cod or like sushi, is like,

I guess I would still go rainbow trout. I had rainbow trout in LA this summer. It was good? It was okay. Your fish of the year can be okay. It was a little more breaded than I would have liked. Yeah, well then it shouldn't be fish of the year. Well then I'm gonna go salmon.

I'm gonna go, I got one. I'm gonna go more specific than that. I'm gonna go organic farm specific than that. I'm going to go organic farm raised Norwegian salmon. They have started selling this farm raised organic salmon. That is unbelievable. Much cheaper than the Alaskan King. See, I got some guys that I could contact to get you some fresh Atlantic salmon.

Atlantic, yeah, I don't want it. That's farm raised. No, it's not. Atlantic salmon? Not all of Atlantic salmon is farm raised. Usually when I see that at the store, that's the farm raised one. Oh, probably.

If I'm gonna eat wild salmon, I want sockeye. I'm telling you, I know what you got. I want sockeye or king. Can you get me king that's fresh? King is harder to come by, because it's more rare. Sockeye, I could definitely get you. Sockeye's not hard. I can get sockeye, but I'm saying-

But I'm talking about like, this is like, someone could send it to you in like one of those like Styrofoam Tupperwares. I like those. I do really like those. Or not Tupperwares, containers. Yeah, with a little dry ice. Yeah. Yup.

I'll take that. I mean, that's like the healthiest protein on the planet. Well, who's your guy? Oh, I'm not gonna give up my sources. I wanna know who your guy is. I got a guy. Where'd you meet him?

Doesn't matter. Yeah, it does. No, it doesn't. 100% does. It's like you're talking about ButcherBox, the company. No. All right. What's your wine of the year? Wine of the year? The best wine that I had was a Domaine Dujac 2004 Red Burgundy. That really kind of blew me away. Sas's wine of the year was when he was bitching last episode about us being late. I'm gonna go with the blood of Christ. Always a good choice.

You always whine about that. Yeah. Alright. Merry Christmas. Hey, get your family some tickets to come see me this year. It's a great gift for the family. We're trying to get onto top 10 least grossing tours of 2025. I think that's realistic.

Billboard just put out their top 10 highest. We're looking to be on the lowest. Francis has to shit, bro. Have some damn respect. All right. See you guys next week. Goodbye. Close was over, still, still underground. So I looked older, till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting

forward, for was I So, so then you listen Now I come alive I was only falling my way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Fetish to your eyes Did you realize No one could take me alive

I was only falling one way way Take my hand and you can see I'm home Come on Come on Come on Vanished to your earth Did you realize? No one could take me alive.