Son of a Boy Dad - Clown Shoes | Son of a Boy Dad #301

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All righty. Welcome back to the son of a boy, dad podcast. Today is May 14th, 1130 a.m. We are here live from HQ 3 Francis came in hot Nights it's mostly I mean primetime games are out already and that's most of the Eagle schedule That's like 15 and the game's great watching them lose on Sunday Sunday, and you're not doing this again Doing what that like the Eagles suck now you did that all last year and then they won the Super Bowl now

You're just trying to double down and re-up. I Mean, I don't think they're gonna go back to back Okay Just saying I'm just saying just gave me the offseason of respect. I'm not giving you anything any respect When I was in Philly, I said I was wearing my Patriots windbreaker and they were booing me. Exactly. And I was like, people were like, fuck the Patriots. And I was like, isn't this, I was like, you guys just won the Super

Bowl. Yeah, still not happy. No, it's just like, fuck everybody else. Just like Brady's just eaten away. We can't, no one said anything about Brady. We said Brady. Why else would people say fuck the Patriots? Because you're coming in with Patriots here. Because Drake May, they have something against Drake May and our four and 13 team. You're coming in with Patriots.

You can't be like, I antagonize people and they reacted. And they're reactionary. I didn't antagonize anybody. Yes you did. By wearing a jacket? You wore the opposing gang's colors into our territory. That's not an opposing gang. Yes is literally separate conferences it doesn't matter yes it does it's like it's not gonna be close sweat shirt it's one of the

closest geographical teams doesn't matter we don't we're not in the same division or conference does matter it doesn't four and thirteen you can come in you can come kiss the ring when you're in Philly next time You can lick the Liberty Bell crack And I'm good. Yeah, they don't come back out of AJ Dylan though. That's my boy That's my guy. He came well now that you gave Davis got cut you need to have someone else to latch on to And Gabe Davis is going to New England Is he yeah? Fray imagine if we had digs and Gabe Davis.

Just rebuilding Buffalo. That would be sick. Francis came in hot today. That's what I want to talk about. Well, first of all, have you been pranking me that way all the time? What? Every time that that's happened, been a prank for me?

No. Did I miss something? What? It hasn't. I don't believe you. I know. Boy, who cried wolf, but well While we're on the topic I was thinking last night. You still haven't showed me this photo of the robert de niro Thing if we're on the topic of ron lying I had that thing hung up in my apartment and I look at it and i'm like am I a fucking retard for having this thing?

Hung up framed This is just like a piece of paper that ron scribbled on on the way to work Now, are we really to do this again? You still haven't shown me the photo. There's still zero evidence showing that this happened. Yes, there is. Like if I brought it to a pawn shop, they would be like, yeah, there's no way to verify this.

We went through an hour of proving that it's real. There's no way. There was never a proof. There's no way. But Francis, what did Rhone, tell me what Rhone did to you. There's been this thing happening that, you know, I think, and I don't know, because it could just be Rhone behind all of it, but there's this prank where someone

takes two phone numbers that they have, and using some app or something makes them call each other, and each person picks up and says, hello? Yeah. Hello? I've had that happen. You called me, no, you called me. What's going on here? I don't know. So that's happened a few times, but it's only ever happened with me and Rone. And knowing how he did it. I think he did it to me this morning.

And he did it to me this morning. I didn't do that to you. But he's done it to me. I just called you. Multiple times. And so I haven't been doing that to you. I did it to you this morning because it has been happening to us. And that was the only effective way to crank call you. It would have to be a third party. Yeah. To make you guys call each other or else Rome could just call you and pretend that he didn't call you. That's what he's asked. That's what just happened.

Oh, I see. Yeah. To use the app, though, I'm saying it would probably be there's someone else involved. But he doesn't know. But it could have been, it could have been Rone all of the times for him to lay the long trap to finally get it on camera. Yeah, but I would have had it on camera the whole time if that was my goal.

Regardless, there was no payoff of the other times that I did it, except for that it was- It lured me into saying on your show, oh, we're getting pranked again. But that's what he likes. Like he likes- That's what he likes. That's what I'm saying. But he also saying, him saying that there's no,

there was no benefit because it wasn't on camera. He doesn't care if it's on camera. I know that. It's like a- That's called being a purist. It's a personal, like he has to get off. It's how like you don't tell a joke unless you're on stage. This is KD playing at Rucker Park. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Just showing up and having to, it's. I don't know what you mean to be honest. I was showing up to hoop. Yeah. I don't know, KD, KD. I didn't know, I don't know why I didn't put Kevin Durant together.

Yeah. He runs in my blood. Sick gaming setup, Kevin Durant. Yeah, he's a goat. He has three PCs. I don't know. What would someone need three PCs for? I don't know, man, because he has a billion dollars. I guess he's cost like $500.

I would have to guess. You'd have the Dark Knight setup of just a wall of PC screens. You know, once a year, your accountant sends you your fucking P&L and you're like, oh my God, my money made a hundred million dollars on its crazy? I don't need to dump that extra PC I have.

Do you think those guys play a lot of video games? That's all NBA players do is play video games. I saw a sick video of, I think it was a it wasn't NBA players I think it was MLB players and they have they have these portable PlayStation setups that are just in a in like a briefcase and they just open up and it's there's a monitor and the PlayStations right there and they all play MLB the show. You know what's funny you could get yourself one of those. Well I mean it's cool My portable setup is definitely better. Oh, okay.

Yeah. You could also get yourself three PCs. No, no, no, no. Three? Yeah, you could. Three? Are you out of your fucking skull? Hairball, I have a very solid ballpark estimate of how much money you have saved.

No, you have no idea. I do. He does. Why wouldn't I? I know. He knows how much you make. How much you have no idea. I do. He does. Why wouldn't I? I know literally how much money I have. He knows how much you make up. He knows how much you make up. He knows that you spend.

We play the same club. I could see you saying, I have an idea of how much money I make. How much money I'm saving, you have no idea. I can estimate because unless you're going out at night to weird brothels and The box. You know, saying I want all nine of those Siamese twins that you had to import specifically for me.

And they both cost double. Yeah. All the Siamese twins you're paying for both heads. Yeah, no, I don't do anything like that. I don't have a lot of liquid. Most of my money's invested. See, this is what I'm saying. Most of my money's in the market right now.

So are you not counting your illiquid money? Well, I'm not gonna sell my shares to get three PCs. No, but I'm saying- That's how much he has saved. Yeah, that counts. That's money that's in the market is money, to me, that you've saved. It's not in your savings,

but it's money that you could free up. Oh no, I have to sell stocks with a click and have it in 15 minutes. It's just not how I operate. Is it three PCs? Is it just three monitors? Oh, he has three PCs. Yeah, three different. It looks like he was trying to start some sort of competitive team.

Looks like he was trying to mine Bitcoin in Iceland. He had just one long ass table with multiple PCs. He's playing with Siamese twins. Yeah all that to just be trash I know I would fucking work there. I have him in a blender. They're not good No, he posted a picture of him playing he has motion blur turned on still. That's like automatic noob Okay, someone who plays with motion blur on you know, they're not a real gamer. Yeah. There's no benefit to having motion blur on. Turn it off.

By the way, I appreciate that you live a very Spartan lifestyle and save money. That at someone at your age to do that is unbelievable restraint. And I applaud you for it. Well, I have just saying if you you know Don't come out here and say well three PCs like one PC. I can't buy a PC. I Literally can't buy a PC. I cannot afford it. That's not true. Horseshit The the amount of money that I would like to have in my bank account would not be the amount of money if I bought three PCs

It would be a big hit to the account that you would like to have, but you could do it. Why? No, the conversation started with me saying, why would Kevin Durant need three PCs? And now all of a sudden I need three PCs? No, you need one PC and you won't allow yourself that indulgence. Because I don't need a PC. Well, that's fine. That's what I'm saying.

I appreciate your choices, but don't say you can't afford it PS 5 is a great console Do you see what I'm saying? I see what I get what you're saying. You're anti PC. You're like Bill Maher. I'm a little anti PC Yeah, I Am a little anti PC They've ruined Call of Duty If they all cheat. Oh, I thought you were gonna say, you can't say the N word anymore.

Well, you can't do that either. There's PC culture. Except I did have a girl, I had a girl drop the N word in a game the other day. White girl? Yeah. Snow bunny? I was playing some solo ranked.

I wasn't talking, I just was listening to the comms. And in between rounds, you can talk to the other team, like you can shit talk each other. Well, how'd she say it? Dude, it was, I have, I recorded it. I screen grabbed it. Dude, I say some of the most. It was to a black dude too.

What? Yeah. I'll play it. No, don't play it. Well, play it, what? Definitely play it. I can bleep it out. Okay, fine.

Yeah, bleep it out. I just want to, the context is so important. Like can bleep it out. Okay, fine. Yeah, bleep it out. I just wanna, the context is so important. Like if it's like the catch me outside girl, okay, whatever, that's fine. If it's, you know, Lily Adams or whatever. We won too. Catch me outside is bad Bobby, right? Yeah.

Bad baby. That girl makes a billion dollars a year on OnlyFans. Yes, but she also was a victim of SA. San Antonio. She fell on the river walk. The worst part about this is that the girl was the best player on our team by a mile. That's why she could say it. She probably had a pass. She was carrying us so well. Nice.

That's why no one could speak up. At least I ain't f***ing with you. I'm gonna reach out to that bro. At least I'm talking when you're losing bro. It's okay bro. I don't like little dick, sorry. That's all you good for bro. If it was a bag I would have been using it for my dick bro. That's all you good for. That's as bad as I've ever heard. That's as bad as it gets.

I told you that's why I recorded it. Because I was like oh my god. My day will be different. as a result of hearing that. Really? Yeah, it's going to make me lose my, I'm not going to be as hungry. That's just what people are like on this game. For whatever reason, my appetite's gone. Yeah.

That was just upsetting. Hey, you can tell she's fat as fuck. Oh yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You can tell she's super fat, bro. Yeah, yeah His immediate comeback was like he said he said like like shut up and put my dick in your mouth That's the only thing you're good for Yeah, imagine just like sitting in your room in your apartment though I'm playing video games all day and like that like you're talking to those people just going back and forth

Like when I play video games, I either don't I'm either in silence listening to a podcast or I'm talking to my friends Can anyone find out who is playing? Is there total anonymity? It would be like you'd have to be pretty advanced in tech. Okay, you'd have to be like tracing IP addresses So it's totally anonymous pretty much Is what he said is so disrespectful and it doesn't even hold a candle to the fucking nuke she dropped Yeah, I was dude. I mean I had front row seats I was mind blown and then I'm and then I have to like the worst part is that I had to like team up with Her like we like I had to be like you enabled her. I had

Protecting her I didn't want to lose points. You know, still wanted to win that game. Dude, there's there's a on the chess app. There's the ability to chat. Yeah. And most of the time, nobody says anything. But there's a couple ways to absolutely I don't know why it makes me so fucking angry if I I'm losing a game, I play five minute games, I play them all the time. If I've made a blunder or something that's probably going to cost me the game, someone will send typically GG. Yeah. Oh yeah, good game. Meaning good game.

GGs. And there's still a lot of time left or whatever. So it's their way of saying you've lost. And that can really get under my skin. Or if they send a bunch of like laughing emojis at a bad move I've made, that really irks me. Emojis would kill me. It kills me. Because you can't do emojis. You can type on... Yeah, hold on. Just let me finish this thought for one second, because I think you're going to like it. And then you can add. I'm sure I will.

The flag is next to their name. It shows your nationality. It shows where you're coming from. I will chat back based on the nationality of the person who's talking shit to me. And I was playing a German guy the other day and I called him a fascist pig. Oh wow, what did he say?

I said something like, no wonder you like that move after what you guys did in the 1940s. And he was like, don't you have agents rounding people up in your country right now? I think he responded, I'm not even German. That's it. Why do you have the flag? That's actually a pretty good comeback.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stop you. I'm good comeback. Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stop you. I'm not German. I just chose the flag. I just like how it looks. I like these three colors together. I've gotten trash-talked on the chess app, my first game ever. I send more, I get so angry on it and I send more vile stuff on there than I ever would

on, I don't send stuff like that on Twitter or anything like that. That's crazy. I can't even, like, I'm so, um, not confrontational. Like, even in the, like, we'll play, like, if we play, like, uh, search and destroy or something with my friends and we're all on the mics and you can talk like what I just showed you, like, my friends will be, like, yelling back and, like, saying stuff and I just, I can't, I can't bring myself, I'm like, if I start talking, I'll start feeling like tears in the back of my eyes.

Like I'm gonna start crying. Your voice cracks. Yeah, you guys suck. Tell them, Sharkeisha. Yeah, but some people just- What was your tag? Some people just don't give a fuck. No, they don't care.

Yeah, because they're like hopped up off of a dimpled two liter that they're drinking with one hand. Yeah. I will say I woke up at 7 this morning and I got a game in. That's wild. What made you get up at 7? I had to be, I had a meeting at 9 in 20 minutes away from my apartment or 30 minutes away. It is, the weather today was, fuck, I mean, it's nasty out. Why did you guys both bike in?

Were you trying to prove something? I mean, for me, it's by far the fastest way to get here and I left my apartment late enough that I was like, I don't have the right to take the subway. I don't want to keep you guys waiting longer. I was gonna take an Uber. Ubers were over $100. $70 for me to get to the...

That's preposterous. To get to the diner. Oh, but that's up in... It's up by Central Park. Yeah. Even so, you're talking 30 bucks. Yeah. Less than a mile.

Yeah. Maybe a mile and a half. It was saying it was three miles. Huh? Did they say 10 blocks is a mile? Something like that. Is it? No. No, no, a mile? Something like that? Is it? No.

No, no, no. I think that that's in, uh, Sea Isle, New Jersey. Oh. No, no, no. That's not it either. It's maybe Ocean State, New Jersey. There was a, let me, let me run this by you. Will you play, uh, jury and judge on this?

Sure. Yesterday, Hairball and I realized that we both have this, we're shooting something today together, and he had a meeting, and he realized yesterday that it was a conflict. So he texted me and was like, hey, shoot, I have this, it's a conflict with this.

Do you think that we could record later or earlier tomorrow or something like that? And I said, what time is the thing and what times you're meeting? And I was like, dude, I'm sorry, I can't. I have something. And he goes, what do you have? I think that's a pretty fair question.

Oh, he was saying, is it worthy of a move? Yeah, and I go, I have work. He still hasn't told me what it is. I go, I have work. And I said, I also have work. Well, we have the same work. Sort of. But here, I was like, you reached out the day before,

asking if we can shift things around to accommodate you. I said, I looked at my schedule and said, I can't, I'm sorry. What about if we asked about Rhone, if we could potentially record earlier, but neither of us, we agreed, we didn't want to fuck with Rhone's schedule since he has children. Was this today? For today? Yeah. Well, I also, way earlier in the week was like, can we lock in this time? Oh, right.

Yeah. For 11. Yes. So then I said, dude, I'm sorry. I was like, dude, I'm sorry, I can't. And that, I was like, I have a conflict. And that wasn't good enough for him. He was like, what do you have?

As though he could reach out to the person and be like, listen, I'm reaching out on behalf of Francis. Unfortunately, I have a more pressing conflict. Oh, I don't even think it's him reaching out. He's gonna have to reschedule you. I think it's him being like, oh, that's not important. Yeah, right. He's gonna try to convince me that what I have.

No, this is like the most ridiculous. That's what happened. What happened was I had a meeting that was scheduled pretty last minute on time. And then it was a conflict and I was like, can we move it? And you were like, no. And I was like, wait, wait, what? I said, can we move it? And you were like, no. And I was like, Wait, wait, what? I said, can we move it? Move what?

The shoot. The Vibs shoot? Yeah. Yes, you wanted to move that to a time when I have other work commitments. Yeah. Right? And I was like, I was pretty much asking

if you could move anything around. And you said no, and then I moved my meeting. Yes, but in between you said. Yeah, but I don't think that's that crazy. It was just like I'm asking for a favor. Can you move it? And I said, I know, that's fine. And I said, unfortunately I can't.

And you said, why? Francis, if you asked me to move something and I said I can't, you would 1,000% say. No I would not. Francis, that is insane. If you said I can't, you would have won 1,000%. No, I would not. Francis, that is insane. If you said I have work, I would never be like, no, prove to me that your conflict is good enough. In a million fucking years, you would never do that.

For me to accept that you cannot, I would never ask you that. Francis, you would be like, well, I mean, you're gonna have to move some stuff. No, I wouldn't Absolutely. Am I crazy? The fact that dude saying that you wouldn't even ask what I have if it was like I wouldn't yes You would you're like dude. I I'm sorry. I can't I can't move shit. I have stuff. I'd be like, ah fuck

You know what? You're right. That's on me. I am asking for the favor I'd be like, ah, fuck. You know what? You're right. That's on me. I am asking for the favor. We did our best. I am coming to you last minute to make a scheduling change. You've said you can't accommodate it. So be it.

I trust that if you, I trust you as my friend. But that's why I moved. If you can't make that work, it's because there's something legitimate to go on. Well, that was why I was- And I don't owe you the fucking explanation of what that thing is. I don't think it's that crazy.

I really don't. I give you my word, if the roles were reversed, I would not be asking for clarification and justification of what that thing was. I guarantee you that. Up to you. I could tell how serious he was because he started four straight sentences with Francis. He said he called you by your name.

But I also think that you are being- Well, I mean, it's a bizarre thing. I moved my meeting. I do think your meeting- And we resolved it. And I did try. I did look at my schedule. I did try to move things around. I wasn't mad at you for asking. I started to get annoyed when you asked me twice what it was that I had. Well, because it was kind of me emphasizing, this is a lot of stuff that I'm trying to figure out.

If there's a way that you can make this work, it would help me out a lot. Yes, but again, one response, you have to just trust me. There's a lot of scenarios where someone's like, can you do this? And you're like, oh, I don't know. And then they're like, oh, but I really- As your friend and as your coworker, I would not be so cavalier not trying to accommodate you.

I would give you that. And you have to trust you. I would give you that and you have to trust that. And then if you start asking me what it is, then I start getting annoyed. Yeah, that's, that's unfortunate. Something that you're going to have to deal with solo. I'm still going to, I'm definitely, I'm not going back on that. You're going to ask him what is, what he's doing. I don't think, I still don't think it's that correct. Like if you were like, hey, I need to record at 11, and I had something, and you were like, I really gotta record, and I had something,

and you were like, I really gotta record at 11. If you were like, I gotta record at 11, and I was like, I can't record at 11, I have something, and then you're like, I really gotta do 11, I'll be like, okay, now I get that he actually needs to, I need to move something. You need a double-down. I would try to, yeah, I would need a double-down to be like,

the DSC is that level. But I did try that. And then after the second time, I didn't move something. You need a double. I would try to, yeah, I would need a double down to be like, the DSC is that level. I did try that. And then after the second time, I didn't ask again. I think you said twice, what do you have? Yes, and then I said, after the second time, I didn't ask again. Okay. That, what you're presenting is different.

Which I still don't know what you have. What do you mean? It's probably, yeah, you could be going to a med spa for... That's what I'm wondering. I'm curious to know if it's... If it's, how pissed you should be. Hey, can you do this? I think I got a thing I need to figure it out.

I said, I completely forgot about that. We'll also say... I said, I kind of got to do one. You said, damn, what do you have? I can reschedule the meeting. And I said, let's see how long Vibs says it will take. I and then I checked with Vibs. He said it would take three hours. And I said, dude, I can't move my stuff. And you go, what do you have?

I still I still don't think that that's crazy at all. And then and a completely normal conversation. I go, LOL, dude, I have work. I have work that has been planned for weeks. And I said, I also have work. But it's the work we have together. And then I have other things. I am a planner. You're also missing the part where you said,

I forgot we had the Vibs thing. But that doesn't matter. How does that not matter? You said, I have work planned for weeks,s thing. But that doesn't matter. How does that not matter? You said, I have work planned for weeks, but you didn't know you had a three hour block that you were supposed to do. That didn't conflict with the thing I had was after that, which is why you were asking if we could shift that later.

Yes. And I couldn't. And I choose to keep my conflict to myself. All right. Well, I guess I'll do that in the future. What if it's a doctor's appointment? It could be a psychiatrist or a- I canceled a dentist's appointment two weeks ago to record.

Oh no, a dentist's appointment. Yeah, I did. I'm saying I'm very flexible with my schedule and I very rarely I'm like we got to move things around and You led the conversation with I kind of have to do one That's me trying to gently be like dude. That's me being like apologetic about it You should just say I can't I got to do one and then you would have said kind of makes it seem like oh He might be able to move this. I Think you're I think you're finding your straw man argument here.

I really don't. There's no argument. I asked if you could switch. You said no. And then I moved my meeting. But I think you know how Francis uses kind of like, hey, I kind of got to do this. No.

I don't. And I'm not going to pretend I do. I respect your steadfastness. Yeah, I don't think that's crazy. I think that you have to get somebody to spy on Francis to see what he's doing. I'm very curious. If he's at a martini bar. Are you meeting with Trump?

It seems like it's something big. Do you want to know what I'm doing? Yeah. Too bad. Don't tell him. Yeah, you can't tell him. Never, never tell him. Never gonna tell you. Just like he'll never know that De Niro autograph is real. I will tell you. I will give you my word. Or then give it back to me if you're taking it down. I

already threw it out. No, you didn't. I used it as a rolling paper. What? Smoked it. De Niro. I'm gonna take it down. Give it back to me. I will give you my word that I cannot change the thing that I have to do. Yeah. It's not changeable. And I would not be... I knew you had a challenging thing,

and I wanted to make it work for you. It's all good. Francis is very accommodating. Last week, I had something that... Or I was like, I had a high doctor appointment and he was like, I can move my stuff, we can move it around. There's definitely, cause there's a mutual

respect between you two. If I, if I, if I, if you guys were like, we're recording, if you guys were like, we're recording at 11 and I was like, guys, I have to get a double, an emergency double bypass, you guys would be like, I can't, I just be like, I can't. I just, guys, I don't know.

This is unbelievable. That's what would happen. Nope, don't love me, Anna. You guys would be like, can you not do it at two? I'm the, I'm the, I'm, quite literally, this week, we had a time to record on Monday, and you were like, guys, I'm in Boston for Mother's Day,

I can't get back to a certain time. We did not a certain time. Can we do a little later? And we both accommodated that. And then it got later. Your flight got delayed and delayed and delayed. Then we said, no problem. We didn't even give you shit about it.

I texted you guys on Mother's Day and said, can you guys do later tomorrow? And you both said yes. Did we not have a time? No. And then I said, and then my exact words were, if that doesn't work out, I can move my flight to earlier. I'm the neutral third party. This, this narrative that we're trying to create

that I'm the problem with the schedule. You are, you are the problem. My whole entire schedule resolves revolves around, around you guys. And yet somehow you end up being the most difficult person to get in here. I'm not. It's because I disagree to everything. People, can you do this? Yeah, I can do that. It's crazy. It's disrespect is what it is, honestly. Who's disrespecting you?

I'm actually happy that we're addressing it. Who's disrespecting you? The mutual respect between your guys' schedules and my schedule is like, you guys look at it like it's got a pair of clown shoes Attached to us. Like I got like I got like a toy calendar for me for Christmas. I've never said no to a time that you said I've never said no to your clown time. It literally feels like I have a pre-written calendar that says like eat snack And I'm like, oh I have snack time at noon. Can you guys?

Oh man. No, listen. Here's the thing. The truth is we do love you and we do respect you and you're fucking hilarious. It's all good. So we are willing to try. It's all good. So we are willing to try. It's all good.

To make it all work for you. To bend over backwards. Yeah. You bending over backwards? I will say the one of the reasonings that I did in Primor is because I was like, I did make Francis go to Philly to record the podcast. And that one I still am like, I do owe him for that.

Are you gonna think now that it's even though? Oh, absolutely. No, it's not even. Absolutely. This me saying I cannot accommodate the switch tomorrow does not, I'm still an old one. I'm sorry, but now it is even. Even on that would be like, hey guys,

hairball, can you come to fucking Maine to record the episode with me? I can't, for some reason I can't get in. You should do an episode at your New York house. I would love that. I would really like that, honestly. In the cold plunge, we should all get in the cold plunge together.

There's so much fun stuff for the three of us to do up there. I think we need to give you a little more time. You probably haven't earned the right yet to do like a little boys weekend. No, you can get away for a week or two. Imagine going upstate. That's right, yeah, it's hard.

It's two weeks. It's not, you got this. It's 14 days, it's barely any time. I'm only two hours away. Look, if something terrible happens, I can get back It'll be a pain, but I'll make it work Think of how our ancestors handled these exact same situations. Plenty of food in the freezer What do you want to say? The men would go out and hunt. Just consider this me hunting for jokes on a podcast

Hmm. We should do that though. That would be very fun If we could do it. Yeah, I would do that anytime. Yeah, fish. Be sick. Fish. What do you like to do? I bet there's big fish in that river. What do you like to do? I like to do what you guys like to do.

I like to make you guys happy. In truth, Rhone is the most accommodating person. We could go up for our fantasy draft. Get like a whiteboard set up, do a manual. Get wings. Yeah. And fish. Ooh, maybe we could.

You ever get that place, you ever get those wings in Philly, the, what is it, like the cavi-yacht or something? Cavanaugh's? Cavanaugh. Yeah, Cavs. Place is incredible. Yeah. I got the wings with the Cavs sauce,

maybe the best wings I've ever had. Really? Genuinely. Shout out Philly. Higher, only had six. That's all I needed. That is all you really need. Yeah. People are like, let me get 20 wings. That is well, it depends

on the size of the wing. But I got wings with Shane and LaMare. They got 50 wings. We got 50 wings and they cleared them out. I think I had three. Those boys are real shitters. Maybe we get some like river trout and like make and like dip them in barbecue sauce and deep fry them or something like that. Lake trout maybe. Lake bass. Yeah, lake trout might be hard to find in

one hour away from New York City. I don't know if that's a... I actually don't know. I don't know if that's a hot spot for lake trout. I don't know. Two hours away, you don't think up there you can find some lake trout? No.

Really? You could definitely find like brook trout and rainbows and browns, but most likely stalked and then lake trout you could find up way further in the Finger Lakes Yeah, they're not closer than that. I Would be pretty surprised if there was lake trout around you how close lake trout are I have a lake trout I would love for you to be able to prepare us a whole fish If we caught a lake trout, we could feed, like, we would feed us for weeks.

Those fish are huge. I would love a whole fish prepared. They're like this, they're like, I think the world record lake trout is 50 pounds. God damn. Or the country, maybe it's just our, the United States record. Well, I ate two pounds of fish in like a sitting.

How many pounds of fish do you think you would eat? That's a good question, because I feel like fish is heavy. I feel like if you put a filet of salmon on a scale, it would weigh more than you'd think. Yeah, a pound of salmon probably weighs like two pounds. I guess it would weigh exactly what you would think, but it feels lighter. Like you could take down, I could take down a whole salmon. I wouldn't feel good.

Especially, I mean, whitefish you could eat for like weeks. Cod? I think I could just eat, like cod I think actually. You could eat it at school. It's like eating celery. I think you burn calories while eating it. Yeah. You just slurp down some cod or basses. Anything? My map isn't helping. They did say that the lake trout are primarily found up in the Adirondacks, the Finger Lakes

and the Great Lakes, which is all very north. Have you ever seen the video of how New York gets its fresh water and it's like a water slide from upstate New York that's just like a 150 mile tunnel. The Hudson goes up so far. Yeah. Yeah. Which I never knew. Hudson's awesome. It goes up like to the top almost when you when you drive up. I don't understand how rivers work at all at all. And I don't really know, I've watched videos explaining it and it seems like they don't even understand how they work. Cause like I get a river that is fed

from a bigger river or a lake. You're talking tributaries. Yeah. One thing that baffles me about the Hudson is that up by Poughkeepsie, it flows in both directions. It doesn't make sense. That's crazy. Explain that. I've never heard of that before.

Does it really? Mm-hmm. That's pretty sick. Shout out to Moobs, shout out to Smelly. Why? Poughkeepsie. Oh, is that where they're from? They went to Marist.

I'm not familiar. That's up there. Oh. You fucking idiot. Great town. Incredible town. Not a bad town at all. Oh. You fucking idiot. Great town. Incredible town. Not a bad town at all. No. I like it. It's all that the Poughkeepsie of Poughkeepsie. What weighs more five pounds of bricks or five pounds of feathers? Five pounds of feathers. More dense. Fuck. Good call. That was a trick question and you nailed it.

I know. I didn't realize you had it like that. What's that other town that's up there right south of Poughkeepsie? Catskill? No. No. No, that's not the one I'm thinking of. It could be up there.

Right. Not Newburgh. It's north of Newburgh. It's got like a short name. Hudson? Feel like I know what you're talking about. Oh, Woodstock? Beacon is nice, but that's not what I'm thinking of.

Beacon's fucking lovely. Manchester? Good antiquing up there. Good antiquing and beacon. My boys, New Paltz, that's what I'm thinking of. That's across the river. So that's on a different little body of water. That's on a tiny body of water. That's on a tiny body of water.

That's on a lake that has a lot of lake trout. The Wallkill River. LT's. Probably a ton of brook trout. Could be. Brook trout are good eatin'. Are they? Oh great.

Delicious. I really just like to kill them. Yeah, catch and kill. I just like to catch and kill them and then throw them back. Catch, kill, release. I've had a couple of those, unfortunately, never a fun one. Those are what you always feel like,

you just feel like. Because you get a little cut from the scales. You feel like you're like. Oh yeah, because you find yourself, you find yourself lost, almost lost in the attack. And then you like look up like, what have I done?

And you come back to life and you're covered in blood. And there's a tiny little small mouth bass. You're like Karen Reed basically. There's a small mouth bass that's now inside out. I did a fishing trip out in Montauk and we chartered a boat and we were catching stripers. Yeah.

And it was at a certain point in the season where the striper limit, if they were over a certain weight you couldn't take Yeah home why I don't know. It's all it's got to be about spawning and protecting the fishery and all that However, it's also good to let the let the let the big ones Let another person catch them. I guess it's a little different in the ocean though. We call that fish again Every fish we caught was you know massive 40 plus pounds. I mean, Jai, Leviathons. Yeah. And we had to put them all back. And you fight them forever. Yeah. And it's exhausting.

And they make really good eating. And I like my whole point in doing that fishing is because I get your home. You're like, pounds. Yeah, of striper fillet, freeze it and eat it for the course of your catching. You're a you're a you're a your home. You're a pounds. Yeah of striper fillet freeze it and eat it for the course of you're a catch You're you're you're a keep guy. You like to keep the fish Well, I do remember when we did the Sydney Wells thing you were you were the only one get to keep the Covey Yeah, but like like that's what it is interesting. It's like I don't that doesn't like I don't care at all. What's the point? I'm not a sport fisherman. I do it the way the Native Americans. Yeah There's a lot of people that are like like, there's a lot of people that, like, enjoy fishing,

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We're currently in the process of planning out Wyoming to Wyoming year two. Can you add me on that? Add me on the, just add me in the chat. Yeah, chat yesterday, God, it was getting hot. Pissed off. Bo said the N word. Yeah.

No, I was ripping into Bo though, because he comes in with the most half-assed plan you could possibly imagine. And then this is exactly what he did last year. He comes in with no plan. So Bo. Dude, he picks out three areas on a map and it's like,

well, there's water right here so we could stay there. And we're like, dude, we don't know if it's public or private land. We don't know if we could camp there. We don't know if we can have fires there. And then he's like, well, then you guys come up with a plan. And it's like, dude, you didn't come up with a plan. You zoomed in on the map and you're like,

we're gonna go here and here. So now we're coming up with, the plan is we have 48 hours and we all have to come up with our own itinerary, extremely detailed, day by day plan, where we're gonna go, where we're gonna end up, where we're gonna sleep, where we're gonna fish. And you're gonna combine or pick the best plan? We're gonna combine, probably, and see what we wanna do.

Problem is, I'm leaning a little bit more towards a glamping scenario. Mm-hmm. Boy, I'm happy to hear that. And it's no wonder he can't buy a PC. No wonder. You know, he's buying a jet line. Because I get, I get them roughing it. Somehow a PC puts the amount of money in his bank account to be not the amount he wants

it to be, but glamping. I will say glamping is pricey. Yeah. But dude. It costs a PC a night. Oh yeah. And then some. And you're gonna have to subsidize your friends.

Yeah, a hundred percent. I already have to do that for multiple. Like there's already like things that I have to pay for. But this is awesome. This is what I'm saying. I love that you are in the space of half an hour. You started the podcast poor. And now somehow you've undone the first race.

And you're glamping and fucking being the sugar daddy to a harem of young male friends. The way that I see it is, you know, like we're gonna do, we're doing the same first half of the trip that we did last year regardless, cause that river is sick and the camping spot is sick. So we're gonna go there for the beginning regardless. And we're gonna camp in tents, we're gonna sleep,

we're gonna do fires, we're gonna cook our own food, shit like that. But the way I see it, I'm like, you know, back half of the trip, why not get like a log cabin or something sick and make it like we're still going to fish all day. But then at the end of it, like we do when we go camping, we have to go to bed at nine p.m. because it's fucking freezing outside and there's mosquitoes everywhere.

Wouldn't be the worst thing to you know, like enjoy the evening. But that might fuck up your morning. Yeah, it might fuck up. It will. It would fuck up our morning because we were getting out there at like six a.m. should make sure they know that that's something to factor in they don't want to have no they have zero interest In glamping. Yeah, they they they want to go on a trip where we're coming that the thing is they don't none of them work like they work, but they don't have full-time jobs and Not like us. They want to like well, you know It wouldn't be the worst thing to go on a vacation and come back and be like, I feel good, rather than coming back and being like,

oh, I just went through fucking hell and back. And we also don't have a home base in Denver anymore. I don't disagree with any of that. I think you're onto something. I like it. Like last year we came back and it was like, I needed a vacation from- Well, why don't you just spend a couple nights

in the hotel in Denver? Why don't you just stay somewhere nice, but up in Boulder or something like that? Because we're not going to be in Denver. We're ending the trip closer to Jackson Hole. Well, what's the Amman up in Jackson Hole? I'm thinking. Yeah, they do have one there.

They got the, yeah. That's fancy. They got the Four Seasons there too, right? Huh? Don't they have a Four Seasons there? In Jackson, probably, yeah. I mean, but that would be, that's not in the ballpark. Almond's gonna be way more.

Yeah, Almond's gonna be nicer, bro. But dude, they've got, like I was looking at cabins, I was looking at fishing lodges, what I was looking at, and they've got, dude, you literally stay in this sick cabin right on the river. That's awesome. Why don't you just do that for two days at the end? That's what I wanna do, they're out.

But I'm gonna pitch it. How much is it per night? I haven't looked at like exact prices because some of them include like guiding, which we don't need. And that would be like, if you do that, I think it's like three grand per person a night. Oh, come on. Yeah. No way.

Yeah. I don't buy that. Swear to God. Dude, those fishing lodges are so expensive. Three grand per person a night, that's insanity. It's not for normal people. It's for billionaire corporate retreats to be like, wow, we went out and I caught a 30-inch brown trout

my first time ever casting. And it's because it's private water and they just have a fish sitting there. Yeah. That's literally what it is. You just have to throw it in the fish's mouth like Shane Boyle Yeah, pretty pumped pretty pumped. It's definitely got the juices flowing Why don't you just book the last couple nights and be like fellas I took a liberty of booking the last two nights

I don't even want to get like the law. I think we should just get like an Airbnb or something Yeah, why don't you just book that and just make them force their hand for the last two nights. Three extra bedrooms and if you don't sleep in them. There would be zero regret. No one would be sitting in bed being like, fuck, I wish we were outside Lorraine right now. Are they too proud if you were to do that to accept it from you?

They would sleep outside while you had a house? Oh no, no, no, they wouldn't do that. But they're too proud to sleep inside altogether. What? Last time when we did the trip we didn't we didn't sleep inside at all. But if you booked it they would have to they would have to do it they're not going to skip sitting inside. Yeah but it kind of like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna book a Airbnb if that's not what the crew is feeling. Is Nate coming or no? I think so. OK.

Well, that's another vote. Maine? Maine. Yeah. Coming from Maine? So is Bo. That's multiple flights. Bo is also going to be in Maine.

He's probably flying PWM to JFK. No, we're flying into. And then he's going to fly JFK out too. Maybe they come to New York and spend a couple nights here first. We're going to, we're flying to, what is the fucking... I don't know, does it really? Can you imagine the fucking banter on this trip? Could not matter.

Boy's trip? Oh my God. Casper, they were flying into Casper, Wyoming. Nice. It's gonna be really nice, especially that time of year. You guys should come out for a day, you know? Is that a formal invite? Careful. You trust me, I'll take you up on that.

You guys would not even, like, you wouldn't even know how to get to us. What do you mean? That it would be impossible. You're not, hey, there's no way you're going that far off the grid. We 100% are. We wouldn't know how to get to you.

Let's leave this conversation. I'm going to find Harry. I would be down. I would be down. I'm going to find him. I would give you a detailed list of every river that we're going to be at. I wouldn't give you the exact coordinates. And you could do it. Yeah, you easily will. I would I would use like I would actually be fully on board. If you did like

a if you did a series where you drove around Wyoming trying to find us, it wouldn't be a series he'd find you in an hour. He wouldn't it would take him to do Dave so long. You never would promise is that never just I know you and it's like if I did find you there wouldn't be any It would be it would kind of probably pretty awkward to that there would be like good to come up it Oh, what's up, dude? Yeah, then then what? You guys want to have fun and everyone be like no guy walking. Do you guys want to have fun? And everyone be like, no.

Wait, that's friend. 9pm. And we're eating bark. Dude, that's literally what it like they and it is fun. Like there's there is a fun part to it. Like it's obviously it's a blast. But you know, backhand backhand back half of the trap or the trip. Who's the biggest ball buster? Me. And what do they bust your balls about? They can't. Because you're paying for the Airbnb. What's that?

What were you going to say? No? You want to come in? No, I do. But I do. Imagine what they're saying when you go to bed. Imagine what they're saying behind your back. After you pay for the Airbnb and they can't talk shit on you They're probably merciless. It's like the women in white lotus

I heard he gets facial reconstruction surgery They all take jabs at me it's about what? And not I don't really know to be honest like they'll They can't there's really not that much they can make fun of. They'll make fun of my job, but it's like, well, you guys don't have jobs. What do they say? They're like.

Won't they resent hearing you say that they don't have jobs? Don't they have jobs? Yeah, no, they'll be mad. They'll get over it though. What kind of jobs are there non-jobs? Well, Nate has a real job. But he works in a, who works in a he works in a who works in a restaurant.

Oh, Bo works in a restaurant. Debo doesn't have a job right now. I think he's straight up unemployed. Fun employed. Does he get unemployed? But he's going to be employed. By whom? The United States military. I think, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's also kind of I didn't really want to call that a job. I didn't really want to get into that as much because I don't know

if he likes me talking about it. I see. But that is also part of the reason that I was like, I would call that a job. I didn't really want to get into that as much because I don't know if he likes me talking about it. I see. But that is also part of the reason that I was like, why don't we glamp a little bit? Let's make this fun. Save, you know, he'll look back on that when he's gonna be rough. He's gonna be a candelabra. Yeah, exactly.

And being like, god damn it. You're gonna get to eat plenty of MREs, dude. I feel like I'm back in Wyoming. We don't have to buy our own at REI. You're gonna have MREs. That's so funny. Spend a week eating MREs before he goes in DuPois. Yeah. It tastes like home.

It is, I don't know, I think it'd be sick. It's gonna be incredible. But also that find him yeah that type of vacation has also always been more appealing to me than Like like a beach totally I'm not a big beach vacation. Yeah, I think I can't do the beach It's just I just sit in the shade. Yeah, I just get like Doing here that was like my entire childhood was going to the beach with my mom and my sisters and my cousins and just they would all just lay. I had to learn how to do that. I'd just be walking around like throwing sand,

just being like, this is so boring. Yeah, when I was a kid I liked it. I liked being in the water. So I just swim nonstop in the ocean. But now going to the Caribbean, something like that. Not really. Nah, I need an activity. I need to be active.

I need an activity. I need to be tired at night so that I can go to bed. I need to be ending the night like, I am gassed. I love trips where the exercise is the point of the trip, skiing, fishing, whatever, so that you don't feel like, I should probably go to the gym. Oh yeah. I had like six margaritas last night.

It feels great, yeah. I know we're gonna have a big dinner tonight, so I should probably go to the gym. Oh yeah. I had like six margaritas last night. It feels great, yeah. I know we're gonna have a big dinner tonight, so I should probably go to the gym. You guys are all just, you're describing shit that I love. Really? That sounds so nice. Yeah, no, I love the aspect of, that's also another part that's nice about the trip.

I think I lost like 20 pounds when we did it last year. I remember I came back, my jawline was like chiseled I'm is awesome lasted for like a week immediately what on does you under the undergrowth see right from like real fish to Swedish fish yeah no it's it's literally it's it's cuz you're moving the entire day and then the meals that we eat are like healthy as fuck we literally just would eat like vegetables and a meat. Nice. Yeah. And you're just using salt as seasoning. Literally how I eat every night. Yeah, true. With the complex carbohydrate. Well me and Mike got some, we got some some steel cut oats for

breakfast. Nice. We're making some changes. Hmm. That was your thing that you had to move around? You're meeting with Mike? Yeah. That was your thing that you had to move around? You're meeting with Mike? Yeah. Shout out Mike. Shout out Mike. That's fucking real nice. What about going to a city though?

You don't like going to a city for a vacation? Not at all. I used to heavily dislike that, but now, especially if it's in a different country, just seeing how people live is fucking sweet. Different countries, obviously obviously like an exception. Like if someone was like, do you wanna go to Rome? I'd be like, yeah, obviously. I mean, unfortunately, every other city in the world is prettier than New York.

Yeah, well, yeah. You know what I mean? They all have parks, greenery. That's the thing is like living in New York, the last thing on like, Bo was in Barcelona and he was really pushing us to go out and I was like not really pushing to go And I know it's dumb. I know I should have probably gone to Barcelona. No, yeah, and sick Yeah, you should have but at the same time I was like if I'm gonna spend a bunch of money on a vacation

I'd rather it be somewhere. That's not a city. Yeah, and why would you go to Barcelona? They don't even have musicals there now They don't have fucking they don't really have they don't have fucking, they don't really have. They don't have anything except for that gaudy architecture. Well, it's all just, it's just, especially if you don't, if I'm not drinking, it's just eating. It is, but it does line up with your eating schedule because they eat very late at night. I'm trying to work on that.

At dinner at 830 last night. Nice. Which is still in Barcelona. Guess what I had? Paella. Spicy ramen. Really? Yeah. Nice. at dinner at 830 last night nice Which is my hat paella spicy ramen really? fire Incredible is that because we all talked about it So yes, that is exactly why yeah, I could go for some raw Some pho no no pho

I got a spicy miso ramen sweet There's a lot of ramen people and or a lot of pho people. People were not happy about the pho. I don't have a problem with pho. You guys were more vocal against pho. Yeah. I don't really have a problem with pho either. I think I was kind of just going along.

But I do think ramen is way better. It's also, I mean, like Ralphie May said, it's way better as a comedian to like have a curmudgeonly take. Of course. To have a strong take. It's one I mean like Ralphie May said it's way better as a comedian to like have a curmudgeoning take Of course to have a strong take it's one of his rules. Yeah Yeah, may it is may right now though mental health awareness month May May month Drake may month may 10th. Did you guys celebrate may the 10th? Yeah, may the 10th be with you Drake mayday the Did you guys see Jeff Nadeau's detailing

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I think he said something like that. So Jerry and Nathoo are back on the same page. Jesus, my fly's been down this whole episode? Fellas, you gotta be crotch watching. I was walking down the stairs in my building this morning, and there was someone coming up, and I was going down. And then I looked down, and my fly was unzipped, but it was also just open.

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Men movies were war movies. Uh-huh I wanted to watch DOS boot and I'd also cross-referenced it because I was trying to look up movies that gave World War two accounts from a German perspective. Mm-hmm. Well, then that you should watch Band of Brothers. No The the one about all quiet on the Western Front, the remake they made. Yes, I love that one. That was really interesting. Tough sledding. Tough sledding.

I still haven't watched that. So bleak. Yeah, it's what everyone says. So bleak. It's also not in English. But it's from the German perspective. Yeah. And it's like how excited they are to go to war.

We're gonna go kick ass. But the first scene of Das Boot is so awesome because they're just like shit faced. Do you remember that? They're like. I saw it so many years ago. They're all just like shit faced about to go on the U-boats.

And I think like 80% of the people that went on the U-boats died. Yeah, probably. That's like the beginning of the Pacific. They're on the boats. Mm-hmm. Yes Do you know that there was a period there? I think where a lot of submarine movies were made in the same sort of window there was There was a red October then there was one that was made

That was like five seven one. Yes, exactly. And Then what was it? U571. I saw U571 as well. What is that about? And then they don't, I don't think they made a submarine movie until Greyhound. I haven't seen that, oh no, I have, that's Mark Markey Mark.

But to call that a submarine movie is not really right because it's, it's, they're hunting the submarines. Is that Markey Mark or is that Tom Hanks? What's the Markey Mark one where he's working on the oil rig? Deepwater. That movie's good. It's a good movie. A little formulaic. Yeah but it's fun. It's a fun it's a fun watch. If you liked that then you should see the one I just saw. Greyhound? No, into the deep or something like that where they're doing the they're they're doing the guy in Scotland.

Deep Horizon. Or, what is it? Last Breath. Oh, what's the one with? You should see Last Breath. What's the one with the new from the office? You should get high, which I know you will, and watch Last Breath. I'll watch Last Breath.

Because you'll feel yourself appreciative. Is it a true story? Yeah. I don't think I... That you're able to breathe. You'll take deeper breaths watching the movie. Oh, that's fun. That is fun.

Biggest drags you've ever taken. You guys ever see Guy Ritchie's The Covenant? Yeah, I saw it. What did you think? Didn't love it. Really? I loved it. I loved it, but then when I found out

it was not a real story, like a war movie that's not a real story or it's not based on a real story is kind of like mm-hmm it's like yeah dude we could have all written that yeah but that's like every movie right I mean right I don't see it but it's like a good movie it can't be that hard to write a movie about a US soldier who's a hero but a lot of war movies that even are about that real estate like Lone Survivor is like fictional eyes. Yeah, it's fictional eyes and it's like for to make it a better story but it's based on a real like I looked up the guy which is the covenant

is litter. It's just fiction. They were like yeah, it's like there's some stories that are kind of similar but not at all really. So then you're like, you're like watching this movie and you're like, holy shit, this guy's a fucking bad, like don't get me wrong, phenomenal movie. Absolutely would watch it again, loved it. I watched it multiple times, I'm pretty sure. But like I'm not getting it into, I'm not getting into it like I'm getting into like

Zero Dark 30, where you're like, holy shit. Yeah, that's a better movie. This is real deal, this actually happened. That document, I think that documentary comes out today. Is it called Zero Dark Thirty? No, there's a new Netflix doc coming out about the assassination of- I started watching The Liver King Untold.

The Untold's kind of a- They've taken a little bit of a drop. But I'm watching the Gilbert Arenas one now. And how's that? Better. The Brett Favre one looks good I'm excited for that may 20th. I didn't care about the liver King one the liver King one I didn't care about either because I already know everything I watched

I just didn't care. I watched that like three-hour YouTube video of the dude breaking it down I will say I did not know that his supplements business is making millions 50 million dollars a year Yeah, that's what that was what all the controversy was about is that he was doing steroids while preaching that his supplements is how he got this big body. And then everyone's like, no, the supplements actually probably aren't really doing much. And he's taking every single steroid on the fucking planet. You take a lot of supplements? No. Really?

Vitamins? In my life I have and then I just get away from it and I forget. I'm on, I'm back on the supplement. I can't tell that, I can't tell that there's a material change in how I feel. From when I'm taking fish oil and you know, multivitamin and all that stuff. Some people will say that it's the most transformative thing ever and it's so helpful and then some people will be like, it's expensive pee. Yeah.

Yeah, I just wanna get my fucking gut health normal. You should do the fecal transplant therapy. Yeah, maybe. Do you know what that is? No. Then why do you agree? I had it, because as soon as I heard transplant, I was like, yeah, I'm out.

There's no fucking shot, I'm doing that. They put someone's shit in your ass. They take someone's healthy shit. Yeah, and they shove it up your ass. And they put it into your gut. I think they go down your throat. It's insane. I would never do that. And it... They parachute it like a molly.

It creates the enzymes. It takes their enzymes and repopulates your gut with the healthy enzymes. I think I'll just stick to probiotics. They say it's very effective. I'll just have some coleslaw instead. Yeah. Yeah, maybe like a Chobani. A kombucha.

No, you're going to need to eat so much shit. I'll just have a Chobani flip every day. You guys ever have those? The flips. Yeah. What a treat. So good. Key lime pie. I'm so hungry. Yeah, what a treat. So good. Key lime pie. I'm so hungry.

Yeah, we gotta wrap this up. Okay. Good episode. Thank you guys for listening. We will be back on Monday or Tuesday. I'll be in Dallas this weekend for five shows at the Addison Improv. Hope to see you guys there Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Tickets at punchup.live slash Francis Ellis.

Also, I'll be in Chicago at Zany's all weekend. Rosemont for the weekend. Oh, wait, we didn't talk about... Did we talk about the you not being in that golf thing? We didn't, but that's okay. Fuck, I wanted to hear your... I wanted to hear a diatribe. Just bless us with a quick diatribe.

I don't... I'm not even feeling that. I don't care anymore. You think calm, quiet? You should make it known that it is not the writer cup. Yeah, right. I think that got confused by a lot of people that, I wrote a blog yesterday because I had the rug pulled for me on the internet invitational.

And a lot, and then a lot of people thought, I got told I was no longer participating in it via a canceled Google calendar invite. And this is the second or third time really that I've been formally invited to do something big at Barstool and then had the invitation revoked, which is why I finally had had enough and fucking did what I turned to my only recourse, which is the blog, then wrote a blog sort of pointing out my frustrations. But a lot of people thought that we were talking

about the Ryder Cup, which Harry and I will be participating in in June. It is not that tournament. We're still in for that. Well, who knows if in June. It is not that tournament. We're still in for that. Well, who knows if I am. I could see that what I've done has pissed off the powers that be enough that they will now rug everything. And you know what? Okay.

But- Keep an eye out for the Ryder Cup though. We'll be on that. We'll be on that. That's in June. Worry not. We will still be in that. Is it just for...

Is the intended audience and viewer of the whatever, the one you got rug pulled on, is that people who only watch YouTube golf content? I think. See, this is where I... I mean, I have two issues with what happened. Fundamentally, if you don't want me in the event, that's fine.

I never felt entitled to play in it. In fact, I made it known to the people involved in the organization. I'd love to be part of it, but I don't expect to be. I don't feel entitled to be part of this stuff. When people around here complain about not getting playing time, it irks me. You'll get your playing time if you become undeniable, right?

That's what it is. If I'm not in something, that's fine. But don't fucking keep inviting me to shit and then taking it away. Don't do it. What's going on in the kitchen? How hard is it to fucking tell me, hey man, just so you know, you're on the bubble.

Could you possibly hold these dates? Right? We're trying to figure it out. It's not final. Like that allows me to set my expectations in accordance with the information I have. Instead, my expectations are set for me. Here's your formal invitation. What's your shirt size? Here's this, here's that.

What's your address? You're playing, you're playing, you're playing. Boy, amazing. I wasn't sure. You know, I didn't allow myself to get my hopes up until now. Yeah. And then, whoa, whoops.

Whoopsie daisies. Who was it that pulled the rug? I'm not going to even say. Was it Dave? Because I don't know what the fuck happened. Was it Dave? Because I'll call him. I don't think it would have been Dave, honestly.

Was it Sam? Who's Sam? Harvard man? Hm? A Harvard man, Sam? I don't know who that is. Race? Oh. No, I don't know.

I don't think so. I think it was. Look, I have no idea who's responsible for deciding that, you know. Riggs told me it was him. Well, so be it. You know, that is their prerogative. I am, I remain grateful that the foreplay guys

include me in stuff and- He also had something he was gonna say about that that I'll let you know about after. Okay. I'm sure, who knows? And I feel a little bad that, you know, that Trent got caught in the crossfire and all that. And, but you know what, dude,

like fucking figure it out. Were you coming after his golf game? No, I just, poor Trent, you poor Trent was probably going off the information he had and he was one of the people that had told me, you're in. Yeah. Among other high ranking people in the know. Yeah.

And, C'est la vie. It just is what it is, man. Like you get to a point where I'm like, I eat shit here a lot and that's fine. I appreciate the job. And I can stomach a lot of shit. Got a lot of room for eating shit. For fecal transplants.

But you get to a point where you're like, are you fucking kidding me again? Well, what you don't like is that you don't like changes on the calendar. Yeah, you're damn right about that. And this is what I was excited about. You're telling me I had already worked out the math that I had some, call it a 12% chance at a shot

of a piece of $1 million. I mean, I fucking, you know how many outfits I fucking bought based on the prospect of winning a piece of that money? You can't return that shirt you have. I want people, I want that too. I want to expense all those outfits. I bought those outfits.

I can't return them. We're outside the window. Yeah. We should have my real money. I almost bought a bunch of golf shit for the Ryder Cup. Because I said I was going to wear a super old, I was going to wear those, I was going to wear the shorts with the long socks.

Yeah. And then I was like, I think they're going to make us wear sponsored shorts with the long socks. Yeah, well I would've pulled off on buying anything. And then I was like, I think they're gonna make us wear sponsored bar stool shit most likely. It's more that there's a pretty high likelihood that we're gonna be on our way there and get a phone call, being like, hey, bad news guys, John Gruden's playing. We got Brianna Chickenfry to agree.

Gruden though. And by the way, that's not a shot of Brianna. She's just a much bigger deal than we are. So it is what it is. So be it. All right. Say lovey. We'll see you guys on Thursday, or Monday, or Tuesday.

One of those days. I gotta piss. We gotta hit these ads. I gotta pee really bad. I gotta go after. I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it. Go, go, go, go, go. Just hold your pee.

You're grown up. I gotta go after I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Go go go go hold your pee Still still on the ground Was over, still, still underground So, I looked older, till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting For was I So, so then you listen Now I come alive

I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling my way Oh, right, did you realize? No one can take me alive I was only falling one way See you just a distance away