Son of a Boy Dad - Countdown | Son of a Boy Dad #321

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. Alrighty welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast. Today it is July 28th. It's 11 11. make a wish fellas not a single one of my wishes from the clock being the same number has ever come true well you're are you shooting for the stars no I think it's usually pretty for these short

term wishes or long-term wishes you know well it's a mix of both like are you being very specific, being like, I want $20 in my hand right now? No, honestly, in fact, I started even going the non-selfish route, which I learned from the movie with Brendan Fraser, where the devil is in it. Yes, bewitched. That beautiful, dark-haired, is it?

It's not bewitched. Or something. It's like that, isn't it? Yes. That beautiful dark haired... Is it? It's not bewitched. Or something. It's like that though. The whale? I'm sorry? The whale? The devil's in it.

It's a fat devil. Is that not Brendan Fraser? It is. It is, yeah. Yeah. Did you guys ever watch that? I watched the first five minutes and couldn't keep watching it. Yeah, I heard it was pretty depressing.

It's awesome. It's hilarious that he's in a fat suit. We have so many fat people. Yeah, that's like when people, like when Cuba Gooding Jr. plays a special needs person. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but if you have a fat person play a fat person in a movie, then it's cruel. Yeah, true. That's inappropriate. True. Yeah, people were making fun of him the entire movie. people are just crushing him. Yeah, that is true. Hmm, and then he can just be like well

I'm not actually fat. So I'm actually fucking ripped That's so nice So what were you wishing for you're saying stuff or other people you're wishing for a world peace and that't come through, so you stop believing in 1111? No, I mean, you know, in that movie I learned that the way he gets out of the clutches of the devil is by finally casting a wish that is selfless. He wishes something happy for someone else. Right. And then she has to release him. And so I started wishing for happiness for other people in fact one time I was in a car with a friend and I wished when the was 333 And I wished that he would live a happy life, and then we hit a truck and he died

Yeah, well I was gonna say 333 is the devil's number, and I was totally fine. That's wrong. It's 666 You ever seen the conjuring yeah, of course 333 There's no 666 on the clock, brother. Yeah, but why does it have to be on the clock? Because in The Conjuring, the clock stops at 333 in the morning. You're citing one movie. It's like one of the best horror movies.

It really is. Yeah. Did you like any of the sequels or prequels? I thought the second one was decent, the one in London. Conjuring 2. Yeah, I thought that one was scary. I don't think I saw that. Is that the one that opens with the house break-in. I think so where they just get stabbed immediately No, that's Annabelle Annabelle. I forgot I forgot about Annabelle Annabelle

I thought was great Annabelle scared the Annabelle scared the fuck out of it A lot of people think that movie sucks and they don't think it's scary that scene where she's in the basement of the church and Opens that gets into the elevator and hits the button, and then the door is open, she's still in the basement. Oh, the only scene that I remember for that movie is when she's sitting in the living room and there's the swinging door,

like they have like the door into the kitchen, and like someone goes through it, and then she sees like a little kid on the other side like running towards her And then the kid gets through and it turns into like a fully grown lady Yeah, and I'm watching that and I went I Was watching with my cousin and I've like never screamed ever It was that scared the fuck. I did that way in jaws with my parents

I was watching jaws when I was younger and all the scene with the body floats out of the That scene still scares the shit out of me. I always have to be like I think it's coming up right now. Yes Hearing your own scream is scary in and of itself. Yeah, you never know what it's gonna sound like No, have you guys ever heard yourself scream? I? Guess in that circumstance, but like as as adults, have you ever like, do you know what it sounds like a terrified scream would even sound like coming out of you? Mine's a roar. Mine's more of a roar. And I'm thrilled by that.

But it also is the sound I would make in enormous grief, I think. What? That's what it is. What scenario are you guys letting Enormous grief, I think That's what it is what scenario are you guys letting out these noises because I'm not really letting out a lot of Like gasps for my life. I was on the zip line a couple years ago I just tried to let one go just to be like what would it sound like if I like Georgia the jungle scream? Yeah, and it disappointed the hell out of me. Yeah, I had night terrors twice and I can remember both of them where I woke up screaming. Really? Yeah.

You could hear yourself in the night terrors? I screamed for a while after I woke up because I didn't realize that I was awake. Well, that's what happens, right? People wake up and they freak the fuck out. Yeah. And luckily I was with my ex-wife at the time. She was able to put a hand on me and be like, whoa, whoa. Oh, shut the fuck up.

Calm down. Like, what's going on? You're okay. This is real life. It was a demon. I remember distinctly the image. I was being killed by a demon. Yeah.

I remember it so vividly. Yeah, that doesn't sound fun. And it was so bad that it woke me up and I was screaming. Yeah. Screaming. Yeah. Like it wasn't just a bad dream. I feel like night terrors like that where multiple people have the same experience, that's not

just a bad dream. No. That's some kind a bad dream. No. That's some kind of unexplained psychological phenomenon. Yeah. I think. I've had many nightmares, but never this was like tangible. I could feel the touch of the demon. There has to be just something we don't know about

that we haven't got to yet scientifically that. And it could be real demons. You never know. Angels and demons I've been looking into a dolphin birth recently really did you guys hear that dolphin birth has been outlawed that you're not allowed to women aren't allowed to give birth with dolphins but women used to give birth with dolphins nearby and that it would like the babies would come out with like their eyes open with like a different level of psychological understanding.

Yeah, I heard that. Maybe they'd outlawed it because the dolphins know about the aliens at the bottom of the ocean. But it's just these unexplained phenomena like the sleep demon. You're skeptical about it? You seem skeptical.

I'm trying to unpack the things you just said. Dolphin birth. Is the belief that, you know what? It doesn't matter. You can't even ask. Here's my question. Is the belief that the presence of dolphins informs the newborn child in some way?

Yeah, that they have some kind of new spiritual understanding because they're born with the dolphin. And yet those, then there are people that want to protect the dolphins and why? Well, or no, they don't want to protect the dolphins. Why do people outlaw that though? Because they don't want us to know. They don't want us to know and gain the benefits

of what the dolphin has given to us. Who doesn't want us to know? The government. Yeah, probably the CIA. The same people that swept the EPC and stuff under the rug. All right, that makes sense. OK, I can get, I can buy. I'm just scratching the surface of dolphin birth, but I think it's correlated to night terrors in the inverse.

It's just the other end of the spectrum. Did you have a dolphin birth? Imagine finding out you had a dolphin birth like now like when you're 36 your mom calls you and she's like I gotta tell you something Francis. Been weighing on me. When you were born there was 17 dolphins circling us. We spent your entire college fund. And if we're honest, the fact that you have not told us what's going on with the aliens means it was a gigantic waste of money. This was a massive investment.

Yeah, if you don't get the benefits of the dolphin birth after the dolphin birth. I mean, I saw this all on TikTok. But there's people in the TikTok comments that are like, I had a dolphin birth. And I'm like, well, what are you doing on TikTok? Like fucking solve world hunger, like touch a fucking child with cancer on their forehead and chew on them or something like that.

Stop fucking being in the comments. Like what were the benefits of the dolphin birth? But people love to talk about the dolphin birth. Hmm. Well, speaking of fish... Yeah, I went fishing. It was good. I'm fucking exhausted. From fishing so hard?

Dude, well we hit it hard. Because we only had three days. And last year, I don't know how the fuck last year we did like, we did like eight full days. Like full like sleep wake up fish. know how the fuck last year we did like we did like eight full days like full like sleep wake up fish after two days I was like dude I'm gonna die it was insane like it was I mean everyone everyone likes to they everyone likes to make fun of my outfits while I'm fishing but people don't understand like you're

in the Sun for ten hours at ten thousand feet elevation I mean But people don't understand like you're in the sun for 10 hours at 10,000 feet elevation. I mean, look, I don't want to I'm not frying. I'm not here to make fun of it. I just can't believe that you wear business casual attire. But it's not that's the thing to everyone thinks it's a bit. It's an LL Bean fishing. You are wearing clothing that was like UV protecting church. No, no, it's UV protecting. And they have like, they have pockets on the side. It's got a thing on the inside. It's got like, I don't know if you guys

even have ever seen this on fishing shirts on the inside. Like right here, there will be a little patch and it'll be made out of the stuff to wipe down your sunglasses. Unbelievable. Give it a little rub. You know, it's also, there's another way to do that actually, which is just to use your shirt.

Oh, that doesn't work. That's because you don't have good fish finders. What's a fish finder? Glasses. Oh, got it. Got it. So shirts don't work for, I mean, I don't. I thought I was back in the big city for a second.

I don't need. Couple city boys. I don't need fish finders. Do you know why? Cause I was born with the dolphins. Yeah, true. I have a sense of where they are He licks his finger and puts it in the water and the fish just rush to it Exactly right They all just float up upside down

Chum in the waters. Those are good. Those are good dolphins. That's good dolphin come in the water. Those are good. Those are good dolphins. That's good dolphin. That's really good dolphin right there. Damn. Yeah, it was he do. We hit it hard. It was like mostly like, wake up at six or seven and then fish until like nine. That's insane. Yeah.

What are you snacking on? Are you having coffee? Yeah, we brought water and food like we would bring out like some sandwiches and stuff fish until 9 a.m 9 p.m. You'd fish from 6 a.m. Till 9 p.m. No, we'd wake up we'd make breakfast Do some shit probably get out on the water around like It depended it depends on the day because one day we had to go back into town to get flies. So that day we didn't get out until like 11. How far away was town? But the fishing didn't really turn on until like noon anyway. How far away was town?

An hour. Okay. What town was it? I'm not going to tell you. No, you can now because you're not there anymore. I'm not telling you. You're not even there. You're not even there. There's no way I'm giving up the honey hole. Do you know how badly... Actually, I'm not even there. There's no way I'm giving up the honey hole. Do you know how badly, actually I'm not even going to tell you that. I'm going to save that. But just know that it would cause a gold rush to that town if you said it on the podcast.

Oh yeah, for sure. If you said word of what town it was. Yeah, I'm not going to give up the honey hole, but it was great. It was a good time. Just you, Bo, Peters. Yeah, just me, Bo, and Peters. What happened to Nate? He had work, and he doesn't really fish.

So then we just went to Maine. Who likes fishing the least of all three of yous? I don't know. I'd say Peters. I really don't know. Someone has to like it the least. You know? Peters had a rough third day, but I had a terrible day one. Just a mess. Couldn't catch nothing? Couldn't catch a fucking thing. Losing flies left and right, snagged every cast.

Who had fought? I almost broke down on day one. Who had fought? There, we kept it pretty civil. No, F-O-T-T. What? F-O-T-T. Fish of the trip? Oh, me. Yeah? Yeah. That whale? Yeah. That thing was a behemoth. That slob? Dude, I wish I could just relive

the eat, the take. How deep was the water where you caught that in? Deep. Probably like 10 plus feet really? Which for like a river? I mean it's a small water So it was a really deep pool because in the background of the picture it looked pretty shallow I was like dude catching a fish like that and yeah It was super shallow and then it go it went in deep

That's where I was casting and then it hit and then you see it under you see the fish underwater That's where I was casting and then it hit and then you see it under you see the fish underwater Because I was fishing a streamer which is like just like a bait fish and you pull it in and then it feels like you Just hit like a log and then you see it head shake under the water And then it saw I saw its whole body turn and I was like that's a 40 inch fish He came the fuck out I would do it because because the day before, it also was not even close, but it looks so big underwater. What was it, like 20 inches? It was probably like 18.

It looked like it was fucking a shark underwater, dude. Cause you know, like sometimes underwater like magnifies things. Of course, objects and mirror aren't as close as they appear. So it looks fucking huge, but the day before I caught a big one on a dry fly and Bo fucked up the net job and I lost it and that was like that was after like a long day

Hmm, and I just we just sat in silence and part of me I confronted him about it later part of me It was like I think he might have done that on purpose He didn't want you to catch a fucking patty I had a whale on and he was ready to get netted and I'm sitting there I'm holding the rod up and he's got the net and I'm like net it net it and he's just standing there And he's like it's not ready and I was like, what do you mean? And then again it broke off Why wouldn't it have been ready? Because like he sometimes if they're not like tired out enough. Yeah Adam they'll jet And you gotta let him run if you try to net right as they're about to run,

you make them run even harder. Yeah, exactly. Because they know. Well also because if someone comes up to them with a net, they get even more spooked than they fly away. It's not ready. What the fuck is he talking about? Well, fly fishing, you kinda have to,

it's a little bit, I don't really know how morally good it is the way that you do it. Because fly fishing, it's like you're fishing on a rod that is not heavy at all. Compared to like a spin rod, it's a very light rod. You could snap the rod with no effort. Nine weight. Yeah. And then the line that you're fishing, like we were fishing 5X, which is like, it's literally like you could just rip it. The it's so, the line is so thin

because the fish can see the line. So when you're fly fishing, you hook the fish and you can't like, with a spin rod, you hook the fish and then you really can just reel, like just pull it in. If you do that on a fly rod, it would snap off immediately. So why is it not ethical? Because you gotta tire out the fish. And then like, it's like beating up a deer before you shoot it. Kind of, you got to tire out the fish. And then like

It's like beating up a deer before you shoot it. Kind of, yeah. A little bit like that. And then if you're releasing them, so it's like you kind of got to keep them in the, like you really got to keep trout specifically like in the water. Like they're really not even supposed to get out of the water. So like if you're going to do a picture you kind of just, you lift them up

and then you put them right back in. Or else they'll die. It's pretty crazy. It's pretty funny. Cause it's like, if you go saltwater fishing, you catch a striped bass and like throw that thing on the rocks and bounce right back. Dress it up.

Yeah. You could literally bring a striper home and bring it back to the ocean and it would swim away fine. Five hours later. You say that and one time I caught an absolute gigantic striper. And then we unhooked it and went to put it back,

and it just flipped over onto its side. It was swimming on its side, because it was too big. We had to put it. Sometimes when they're really deep and they come up, they die. Well, either way, for whatever reason, probably from fighting so long, and what pissed me off was that we didn't get to keep

any of the fish we caught, because none of them were in the regulation. They were all too big, right? And that one was just gonna die. And we could see it, it's just stupidly on its side. It's a tough, it's tough feeling. And I'm like well We gotta go get it. You still can't keep it. He was like you can yeah, cuz they wouldn't believe

Yeah, what had happened if they boarded us you had to film it. It's a devastating. I said I'll eat it right here on the boat I don't give a fuck. It's a crushing feeling killing a fish and then having to release it You're like this is I'm the worst person on in the plan. Yeah, but then you think, okay, well, this is just gonna go back into the ocean. You know, yeah, this will be food. It'll be easy snack for Yeah, I was the Uber Eats delivery guy for a larger fit. Did you see that video of that dude that was shark? He caught a shark off the shore and it bit him and it bit him saw that that looked like he got fucked up

I know cuz he like tried to play it cool and he was like I can't walk It's like someone tears their Achilles and yeah walk off. Thanks. Shoot a free throw afterwards That thing just came right back and just Snatched him. I didn't see what happened. It's a small shark But he was like releasing it was probably like this big and he was like really they were like dragging it back Into the water trying to get it into the waves where they bite him I think it just got him on the foot Because the second they like they turned it around to like send it and then it likes it like turned back around and bit

The dude he had to get a helicopter to take him out Loki yeah the shark though just like get the lick back a little bit definitely like you're not gonna just get dominated like that catching sharks is insane insane so so many more so many questions yeah so many questions should we ping-pong back and forth yeah I guess the first question is how was the tent did you get a bigger one yeah when the camping this year was so much better. Why? Unbelievably better. Why? Bigger tent. We did a, well we stayed at a real campsite. Like a place where you have to like reserve the campsite online and then you go and it's just you park your car and there's a place for you to, there's like a picnic table and a place for you to put the tent. Was it ground you were on or did

they have platforms for it? No, it was ground. Okay, but it was like last year We straight up just like when to the woods It was like it was like we just pulled over and we're like, this is like a good spot which that is more badass It's more badass, but it's fucking cold and it's dark Like it's it's kind of it's it's a lot more like draining I feel like this was like we weren't with a lot of people. There was like other people there. So it's like then you don't have to worry about animals at all really.

Cause it's like a bear is not gonna pull up on like 45 cars or people, not cars. There's six cars, probably not 45 people, probably more like 20. Did you get to know any of those people? Couple of them. We had a really funny run-in on the second night. So we only ended up camping two nights. We were only there for three nights though. But

we had a really funny run-in. The second night we fished like all day until we didn't get back to the camp until it was dark. And we pulled up to our campsite and we had a bunch of stuff like on the picnic table and like under the picnic table and our tent was still there. And we got back and there was a massive like Ram truck Parked in our spot like backed up to our tent and all of our shit on our picnic table was gone So we were like, all right We were like, I think someone took our spot and then robbed us And so we're driving around and we're like we we're like, you guys see anybody? You guys got

got any idea whose car this is? And everyone's like, No, I think it's been here since this morning. And they're like, but you guys, that's your guys campsite, right? And we were like, damn right. It is. That's our campsite. And we're sitting in the car and both like, are you guys ready to like fight? He was like, because these white like these Wyoming people are crazy. He's like, we might have to like, this might turn into a brawl. Yeah, and so I'm like no I'm like dude. There's no fucking way. I'm gonna fight like you can do whatever you got to do I'll back you up if I have to but how are you gonna back him up? I had my blade on me Okay, of course somebody yeah, I have my blade on my hip. That's the best part about going to Wyoming

The best part open carry is you keep the blade on your hip. It's awesome. It makes you feel like a man just walking around with it. Like you're in a grocery store just with a blade on your hip. But it's like everyone else has like a gun on their hips. So it's like you don't feel bad about it. So we're sitting there. We're like right outside the campsite. we're about to go get out of the car and go confront this dude. And this this lady walking her dog, it starts like walking up the hill. And we're sitting there

and and Bo's like, whose car is this? She's like, it's mine. It's my car. And we're like, well, this is our campsite. And she goes, well, you have to pay to stay here. And we were like, ah. And then it turned out Bo booked the wrong dates. No. Yeah, it was all our fault. No.

Yeah. So wait, she parked, did she run the campsite? She runs the campsite. So she parked there as a message? She parked there to be like, cause she thought we were just showing up and not paying. No, I know, but that's her way of dealing with that? Yeah, because she was kind of far down. So if we didn't, if like we just went back to our campsite, she would never saw us. Oh, so she was hanging around to collect payment from you guys. She was

like assuming that we were going to come back because our tent was there. And then we came back, she probably saw our car and then just walked up and did you end up paying her yeah she was very friendly but it was very funny like our energy going into it was like we're about to beat the fuck out of somebody yeah and this lady shows up and we were like get whoever's truck this is and get him to move it was she it was like I said when we were going through the process, I was like, I got a strong feeling that we're in the wrong here.

I was like, this doesn't seem like something that just happens regularly. Well, she couldn't just take your payment from the other days and like transfer it. It was like we were, cause we, we changed the trip dates so many times. So like we had one day reserved instead of three But it was it wasn't a big deal. We just paid her how much was it per night? I was like 20 bucks. Yeah, you gave her cash. Yeah, that's good. And was she cute? She was like 95 Really? So was she cute? If that's what you're into yeah for 95 like did she look good for 95?

But uh, what happened to all your food that was out like you said all the stuff on your picnic table Doesn't she know that brought it all down to her campsite Really? Yeah we had to bring it all back up What was it like what was it? Chairs, headlamps, fucking chat boil She threw it all in her pickup truck and was holding it hostage for $20? What the fuck?

Yeah Just take your loss lady for $20. She was gonna take all your shit Yeah, just take one chair. That's worth $20 Yeah, it was fucked and then the second day and then I was like giving Bo a hard time I was like, of course you booked the wrong fucking day. He was like, well, it's really confusing like Like I thought if we had until this day he thought that like checkout day man. You still have it that night And I was like now I was like, man, you still have it that night. And I was like, no, I was like, it sounds like you guys have just never been to a hotel. So I'm giving them all this shit about that. Right.

I'm like, you guys have never been in a hotel. Like how do you not know how to do this? And then we, the last night we stayed in like a lodge slash hotel that was like right by where we were fishing and I booked it that night. Booked the wrong dates? Did you make the same mistake? I made the exact same mistake. No way. And dude, so we check in, we're like,

cause we went and ate dinner there and we were all so tired and I was like, I'm just gonna get us a room. I was like, I can't camp tonight. And so we got- You were planning when you went to dinner, you guys were planning to camp again that night.

I had already made up my mind hours prior. I just hadn't let the fellas know. Because they don't, then they'd fight you on it. No, they wouldn't care. They were definitely down to not camp because everyone wanted to shower before we flew home. Yeah, smart. What did you guys get at dinner? What was it?

I feel like a lodge like that probably had some nice trout or maybe a little. That's what you'd think. Fetison? Went with the burger, easily the worst cheeseburger I've ever had. And that's almost impossible. Dude, you always think, like I always think that those like,

that happened last year too when it's like, you're post-fishing and you're like, let's check out this little mom and pop shop. This is gonna be, I mean, this might be the best, this might be like a hidden gem of the West. Yeah. And then you go and you're like this fucking sucks They haven't replenished their inventory from their freezer room in 17 years

I was literally like we no one said anything and then the second we left we were all like that burger fucking suck So then how many rooms did you get? So I got one room with two beds. And I get my own bed, of course. And so I go to check in at the front desk. So they split the other bed? Yeah. So I go to check in.

You didn't get a cot? A cot? Yeah. No. A roll away. No. This is a tiny hotel. Head to toe? No. Cudd away. No. This is a tiny hotel. Head to toe?

No. No. Cuddled up dick to butt. Comfortable with our sexuality. How big were the beds? Were they queens or were they devils? Queens. Wow, those big boys in a queen.

22 Jump Street was on. That's fun. Surprisingly good movie. It's pretty good. I don't remember that movie being that funny. It might be funnier than the first one. It's funny. 22's that good? 22's decent. Ice Cube being that funny. It might be funnier than the first one. It's funny. 22's that good?

22's decent. Ice Cube and it's hilarious. When they're tripping on the, oh, it's the one in college. Yeah. Yeah, it's the college one. I gotta kiss 22. It's pretty funny. It's decent.

The 23 is maybe one of the worst movies ever. They went to, they made a threequel? I think, right? Oh my God. I didn't see it, that one. Did they? Or maybe that was just a running joke. 23 Jump Street?

I think they did. I could be wrong. To be a fly on the fucking wall. I'm curious what kind of sandwiches they were making during the day. Who was making them? Was it turkey sandwiches, salami sandwiches? Because those probably hit so hard.

Yeah. In the middle of the day, you finally are like, fucking, I'll just, I was waiting until 11.30. I'll have my sandwich at 11. Soft sandwich bread, little mayo bread little mayo there is no 23 jump straight there is there isn't no so that's why it's the worst movie of all time right doesn't exist so bad they removed every copy in circulation sandwiches yeah yeah we need

to know about this. What kind of sandwiches were you guys making? How hard did they hit? Just like turkey and cheese. Did they hit? No, they were awful. What? I'll tell you what really hit was the second night we had, we bought a shit ton of hot dogs and sausages and we were like, we got to eat them all tonight because this is our last night that we're going to camp. Yeah. And we ate them all. And it was, I mean, I'm like, I think I had like three hot dogs. Two. What are those like? What are like the white hot dogs? Kielbasa's? No. Polish sausage? Something like that. I don't know. Brat. Bratwurst. Brat. Brat. Yeah.

I had two brats. Those were solid. Those were so good. And I had an Italian. So six sausages? He was around five or six per man. Oh my God. But you had meat all day,

so it's like you take that down in like 30 seconds. Did you guys roast them over a fire or did you put them on a grill? The dogs we did over charcoal. Over a charcoal grill? Oh, not over the open flame of the fire. But it wasn't like an actual, it was just a platform to put charcoal on.

But again, you didn't have them over a fire, like a nice fire that you had going? We had a fire going, but we know we didn't cook them with that. It would have been nice to just put a stick through the center of a dog. Yeah, like a marshmallow. Yeah, that's what you think.

And then you have stick in your dog. Who doesn't like this crunch? That's literally what a corn dog is. They put a stick in the dog. Yeah. They put dog in the stick. The dog in the stick. Sounds so nice.

It was a good time. It was fun. Are you guys sitting during the day? Like when you're at the river for 14 hours, seven to nine? Or did you like sit down? Did you bring chairs? Or do you just, you stood for 14 hours and then just- The first day what we did was we got to the river

and then we fished for like probably like four hours and then we went back to the car and had lunch and then went and fished another location. You guys ate in the car? No, we ate like outside. Okay. And then the second day we were getting just fucked. Every place we went to was either filled up with people

or the water was super low. So we didn't get to like a good spot until late. And then we had lunch then when we got there so we wouldn't have to come back. And then we went out for the rest of the night. And then the last day when we had to go into town, we went in and then we came back and we brought lunch. So the last day was like literally the,

like we, the walk back to the car From where we where we ended fishing was like an hour But we were we were my we covered like ten miles of river. You're just dead Yeah, that's bro actually had to run back to the car because we were gonna be late to get to the place for dinner So he could get the car, so he could get shitty burgers. Yeah. Damn. And he ran uphill at 10,000 feet and then he showed up to the car and there was not

a single drop of sweat on him. And it was like he ran for like 15 minutes flying through the woods. You're saying he ran ahead, got the car and then brought it to you guys. And when he got to you, he was not sweating. There was zero out of breath. Was he running in boots? In full fishing gear? Oh, I love him. He was the one who was doing pushups at the airport. He was doing pushups at the airport. You sent me the picture of that

and I thought this guy is my brother. It was so funny. Yes, he might be more you than you dude We better aspire to be well cuz the first night was just nothing but disaster I don't even know if I told you about that how we didn't get in like everything was delayed Also, have you guys ever been on a CRJ 200? Yes, they should be illegal. I mean, what the fuck is that? That's the smallest fucking plane I've ever seen. I took one of those in What the fuck is that? That's the smallest fucking plane I've ever seen. I took one of those in Idaho once,

and every member of my family threw up in the plane. Dude, I had to take it, we had to take it twice. We all threw up so much that my sister, by the time she started throwing up, there were no more barf bags left, and she just threw up into her shirt. That's insane. The way I used to pick up tennis balls in a tennis clinic.

It doesn't look that bad. It's insane the way I used to pick up tennis balls It's like the you know the Delta connections lights like if you're from here to Boston Yeah, that's a CRJ 900 and this is probably a quarter of the size Yeah, it's dude like even just how low it is to that like the the you see the people putting the bags in there Above the wings like their heads are like five feet above the wing. Yeah You feel every single bump every bone. That is the worst feel I mean I Feel like I've been on shittier planes than that. Well, you definitely have I mean when you went to the Bahamas Yeah, like there's like going to Yeah, fine. This is also you got an Africa like. In Africa, like the tiny ass planes in Africa,

the fucking tiny ass planes in, Something else to consider though, is you're flying through the mountains. Oh, the turbulence is crazy. The turbulence is, like dude, the landing. Were you scared? Yeah. Did you let the boys know how terrified you were?

Nah. You gotta seem tough for the boys. Did you hear about that, I always know how terrified you were. Nah. You gotta seem tough for the boys. Just kept the headphones in. Did you hear about that, uh, there's always, like, a plane that crashes in the mountains, and then there's,

like, There was a kind of American Airlines crash the other day. It wasn't there. There was the one of the, I think it was, like, out of Vancouver or something like that, where there was, like, a girls' soccer team traveling, and they crashed. Oh, yeah. And they landed in the woods, and they crashed. Oh yeah.

And they landed in the woods and they had to eat each other. You heard about that? Well it was all over the news. They made that documentary on it. Fuck man. What a story. Did you guys ever watch, are you referencing Yellow Jackets?

Oh you're right, I'm thinking of Yellow Jackets. Did you actually watch that show? I tried, I couldn't. Yeah, I was gonna say I watched the first season. I was like I don't even know how you know that. I watched like two or three episodes and then I was like this is so fucking dumb. I've never seen a show that gets worse every minute. Dude, it is. It is decaying. It is decaying. I've never seen something like that. From the first shot of the show on it gets worse.

It's such a good premise and then it just turned into fucking they were I don't know. I watched the first two seasons and I was like by the end of the second one I was like this is pretty dumb. I one. I was like, this is pretty dumb I can't believe you made it through seconds dude. The third season came out I watched maybe five minutes of the first episode. They just added girls to the woods that weren't there. Yeah Like out of nowhere, there's just a whole new cast of girls that appeared from the woods What the fuck and then there's like the the girl who's like the main woman is like she's like a big girl But she's like having an affair with like a super hot dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like no

By a year into them being in the woods there should not be any big girls left in that now Right the fact that they have persistent big girls. Well, they're just all on the most incredibly disciplined keto diet. Remember when they find the airplane, and they're like, we're going to fly it? You're 10. You're 10. Remember when the girl destroys the black box?

Yeah, that was really early. Yeah. Yeah. Why does she do that again? Because she wants to hang out with her friends. Oh, yeah. Your entire game plan for soccer was boot it. How are you guys going to rewire a broken airplane?

It's so funny. That show sucked so much ass. Yeah, and yet Harry watched two seasons and then started the third. I watched two seasons of Sinners, and I think that was the Sinner. That wasn't, the first season of the Sinner wasn't the worst show. That show was unbelievably bad. What do you mean?

I actually didn't think that that was terrible. That weird subplot where like the head detective likes to have his like nails stepped on with stilettos. Have a woman step on his testicles. Yeah. I don't really know why they did that, but you know, the twist was solid. Every like detective show has to have some insane like sexual deviant head character who like it just doesn't make sense in the script at all.

It can't be that hard to write those shows. Dude, The Looming Tower, he is like three wives. That's true, it was true. But there's, they never talk about it. In the book that's true. He had multiple families that FBI agent. Yeah, but they barely speak of like it's just like he goes and delivers flowers to the woman and stuff like that. Yeah, but that's it. Like they will show. Now you're complaining that they're not covering that weird part of his life more. No, I'm saying just cut out the whole thing. It was so irrelevant to the story story Just give us a good story and then let everybody watch porn in the side. Yeah, like don't shoehorn

I put up like maybe do like a side box in the picture Am I wrong in thinking that in the book it was relevant to the story because he was discredited as as a an agent and was discredited as an agent, and he was one of the few people that was early to the threat that was coming from. Oh, I don't know. And that like, had he had more credibility

that maybe they would have listened to him and like put more of an eye on Bin Laden. Yeah, I could see that. I mean, that would make sense. It was that, and then he left the briefcase with all the top secret documents on the train, right? Do think that Ben Lottum was a freak between the sheets? No No chance. I think he almost certainly was. Have you guys seen this dude? Have you have you talked about this Ron? I think you might have brought up the dude that's biking to Japan.

Uh I talked about the guy Omar, Omar Nock the guy who's like Egypt to Japan without flying Do you see Jimmy Graham is rowing to fucking the North? Delivering children's notes to Santa dude this dude that's biking to Japan or to Japan from wherever the fuck is uh It's insane. He's just driving through Afghanistan right now. Oh, I say Was that the guy who was in Iran or something like that when we were like bombing Iran? That's a different guy this dude was in Afghanistan yesterday and the videos that he's posting are insane

like him biking on the street and like nine mopeds like Literally like here just yelling at him Videotaping him and he's like, he turns and he's like, vibes are not good right now. Oh! Because like, I think he's doing it to show like, I think he's trying to show like, people are friendly, people are nice.

And then he was like, started off that one. It's really like, it's actually very interesting to watch. But like he- Well, Julio went to Afghanistan for a similar premise. Yeah. And then was basically held captive by the Taliban for a night and came away with a very similar feeling. Yeah.

That's pretty much like he, at the end, at the beginning of the video, he's like, he's telling people he's American. And then at the end, he's like, I'm keeping where he's American. And then at the end, he's like, I'm keeping where I'm from pretty close to the chest. Right now, I'm Canadian. I don't know why you wouldn't just lead with, immediately I was like, why don't just lead with Canadian?

Say you're Canadian. Yeah. But they probably, they check like, dude, the Taliban checks your passport. Yeah. Well get the fucking Canadian passport, dude, get the FC and fake passport. I mean, that's ballsy. Is it ballsy or is it dumb?

It's dumb as hell. Like trying to show the humanity of someone or something that you haven't confirmed the humanity of is weird. Like you should know that you're going to like have safe passage. Just being like, no, like, yeah, it's a weirdly like privilege. Well, it's like a weird assumption that like, like I feel like, cause the Israel-Palestine stuff, like people are like, the people that are like pro-Palestine, which I think is most people, it's like the Hamas, but it's like Hamas is still not good. So it's like, the, like, I think people are like,

well, who knows if the Taliban's bad, right? Like, it could be good. I don't know, it's funny, I'm thinking about, I'm thinking to Ron's point are like, well, who knows if the Taliban's bad, right? Like, it could be good. It could be America. It could be the government. I'm thinking to Rone's point of like, if I were to ever do like a, these people aren't as bad as you think, I would do it with like the Danish. Yeah. I mean, here I am in Copenhagen.

You know, a lot of people think that the Danes are kind of frosty, a little standoffish, but from what I've found, as long as you crack through that icy exterior, they're quite convivial. Yeah. Damn, convivial is so good. I've got pickup soccer later that we're going to eat sardines. Guys, can we talk about Sony Pictures Classics proudly presenting Oh Hi, the new comedy directed by Sophie Brooks and starring Molly Gordon as Iris and Logan Lerman as Isaac about their first romantic weekend getaway as a couple that goes awry they

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says it's like the most dangerous trek that you can make, regardless of who you are, where you're from. You go through so many like dissident factions, small governments, rebel groups that no matter. You're going to run into it. You're going to hit static no matter what. Yeah.

You're going to get killed no matter who you are. If he's on the coast, right? Is that what he said he was going to do? Yeah. Then he'd be going through like northern Mozambique, which is really bad. no matter who you are. If he's on the coast, right? Is that what he said he was gonna do? Yeah, he wants to. Then he'd be going through like northern Mozambique, which is really bad. This guy's going through Russia and...

I would take my chances, even as an American, in Russia right now over that trip that Rhone is talking about. Yeah, that shit is insane. Like a lion shouldn't do that trip. Yeah. What's the worst that can happen in Russia? Look what happened to Brittany Greiner.

They put her in a cell that like her head, she looked like a giraffe poking her head out of the top. I used to do a joke about that by the way. That's hilarious. Brittany Greiner does everything she can to present as a dude. Mm-hmm. Is that fucked up to say? I feel like she like very consciously wants to be like, no, like I don't have titties and my voice is super deep.

And so it's like if you're Russian, you're like, yeah, she's like bigger than all of us. Like this is a threat. Yeah, I can see it. Lock her up. I mean getting locked up in a foreign country regardless of the country would be terrible. Yeah.

And this dude's gonna get locked up either in Afghanistan or Russia. I'd rather, I guess, get Russia. So Afghanistan is completely run by the Taliban right now. Correct. It's crazy. That's their government. Yeah. Yeah.

Cause we pulled out. Yeah. Yeah. Cause we pulled out. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, that was kind of the case before we went in too. Yeah. The Taliban. Yeah, in the nineties.

The name just sounds like, we just have this automatic correlation with the name Taliban. That's like the spooky thing. As opposed to the word cinnamon bun, which has a lovely correlation. You think of cinnamon bun it's like one of the most beautiful words in the English language. What did the Taliban do? What have they, what have taxed did they do? They didn't do nothing.

Al-Qaeda was not in the middle of it. They're not a terrorist group in theory, right? Oh, okay. They're an Islamic police force. And they were formed really when the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan in the late 80s, I'm pretty sure. And who armed them? We did. Oh, fuck. We armed everybody. We gave them the weapons.

There's a great movie about it, about that Senator. What was his name? What's the name of that? Tom Hanks plays him. It's a good movie. Rand Paul. Philip Seymour Hoffman's in it. Joe something, do you know what I'm talking about?

Joe Scarborough. Who's the old one? Joe's just, the movie with Tom Hanks about the US congressman or senator who deals with the Soviet Union, Charlie Wilson's war. Charlie Wilson. It's a good movie actually.

Never even heard of it. You should watch that. I'll have to check it out. And then it was through that, through the Afghani freedom fighters resisting the Soviet Union, that they basically formed a militant group that became the Taliban.

What they need is they need to get a consulting firm like Accenture in there to give them an image revamp. And I think even if they just change the colors of their flag, it would do wonders for them. I think their flag is just so ominous looking. It's just a black flag with a little cursive white writing. I thought that was ISIS. No, that's ISIS, yeah. Oh, that's ISIS? Yeah. So what's the Taliban flag like?

ISIS went with the Arabic equivalent of the skull and crossbones. Yeah. Which to me is pretty spooky. Yeah. It's like, oh, the NWA. Yeah. Yeah, they came out. That's the Taliban flag.

They came out with Hollywood Hogan. Oh, yeah. That could be on a Supreme shirt. Yeah, that came out. That's the Taliban flag. They came out with Hollywood Hogan. Oh, that's cute. Oh yeah. That could be on a Supreme shirt. Yeah, that's kinda cool. Just a box logo. Imagine just wearing that Taliban flag on a shirt. If you wear the logo upside down,

it means you're not for it, but you do think it's cool. You appreciate the street art element of it. It's actually sick. Yeah. Okay, so maybe they already had Accenture come through. Do you guys remember during that time when there were like, it seemed like every six months there was a story of like some 19 year old British girl who had like fallen in love with some... Yes. ISIS guy and went over there. Yeah, and

like went over there because she was like, well, you know, I kind of get their side. And then like three months later, it's like, Oh my God, what have I done? We need to get, there's a go fund me to get her back. And then half the country would be like, we don't want her back. It's like, dude, she's 19. I remember that. What you haven't fallen for a terrorist recruitment video on YouTube before come on man I Clicked on the Google I searched it and then I clicked on shopping to see if you could buy a Taliban flag And there's nothing there's just nothing there not surprised by that they wiped it you can't you came by

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If Julio can break bread with them, I can't fuckin' just wave the flag. I was. Have you ever heard his full story of that night. No, I think I watched the video. Or we did it on our own pod. And when he came back, I mean, it's it is. It's one of those things where I'm like,

I can't believe you lived through that experience and kept your composure. Were they like friendly to him? It's like a four. It's like a forced friendliness. Yeah, like shaking hands. You need to accept and be friendly to us because we are all going to play nice

around this pretend thing that we're not that bad and we don't hate America or whatever. But he said he entered into this, he was pulled over driving way up north, and they forced them to turn around and come back to their commander's house, which was like hours back in the other direction. And they brought him in and he came into the house

and they like went into one room and then they went and sat in another room or something. And he said, in that second room, he said there were more weapons than he'd ever seen. Like big guns, RPGs. Yeah, sure. Like, you know, Gatling guns, like all kinds of crazy shit.

I also think that they have different relationships with weapons though. Like you can get like weapons at like the bazaar next to like raw meat and the fabrics and shit. Well, a lot of the weapons when the Soviet Union collapsed ended up filtering through. You could buy AKs from warehouses. Just buy AK-47s.

Yeah. That movie Lord of War really does good job. War Dogs. Oh, it's that one too. Lord of War is really good too though. That's the Victor Booth movie? It's the Nicolas Cage. Have you guys seen Lord of War? No. It's unbelievable. Is the Russian guy Victor Booth movie? It's the Nicolas Cage. Have you guys seen Lord of War?

No. It's unbelievable. Is he naming these movies that I'm like, I feel like I know. That's the guy we traded for Brittany Griner. Is that right? Pretty sure. Oh yeah, the Lord of War. Yeah, Victor Booth. Yeah, that is who we traded for Brittany Griner. Oh, the guy who's the war lord, yeah. No, but I think that was his nickname, was the Lord of War.

I think so. Maybe like the Lord of Death or something like that. Yeah, the merchant, yeah. The merchant of death. That's from Iron Man, yeah. Yeah, so he got brought into the other room, they have a bunch of weapons. And they just had like a sit down and talk,

and then I think as they're on their way out. Do they speak English? I think they had a translator. What's your job? Stand up. Tell us a joke. And then on their way out, they had searched through his stuff

and he had a bag in which was an envelope that had, I think, $10,000 cash, and they pulled it out and they were like, hey, we have an issue. And one of them, I think, I don't want to butcher the story, but one of them hinted to Julia that they expected a gift, but they couldn't ask for it because I think it's against Islamic law or like it has to be a donation from him. And he's like, ah, fuck, I'm gonna have to give him the whole envelope.

And I think that they like pulled out one $100 bill and were like, okay, go on your way. And he was like, holy shit, that's all. would have been like I would have been like I brought I brought the envelope for you guys yeah yeah I'm glad you found it what tucked away yeah what money oh I watched I would just bring that envelope right on Sharpie for the Taliban. Do the do the ISIS logo. Dude, I guess I could free hand. Yeah. I watched a lot of movies over the last three or four nights.

Yeah. I don't know where I just got onto a movie kick. I watched Hurt Locker. Do you mind on the plane? I'm going to do my movie. Well, while we're on the topic of war, I just got to let that go. That's fine.

What do you think? It is good. What I find it, I find it diss that go. That's fine. What do you think? It is good. I find it Dissatisfying. Oh, I love it. I think that's probably intentional. It is the point. Yeah The ending when he's back out there chills. Hmm. The best scene in that movie though is When the guy is fucking his or they put the movie in and the guys like that's Jarhead Jarhead That's a fucking banger. I think Jarhead's better than Hurt Locker.

The best scene in Hurt Locker is when they're getting attacked by the sniper. Yeah. And he has to like teach the other guy how to snipe. Yeah. The guy who's not the sniper, he gives him the gun. How did you just watched this. Well, because I think you might have that mixed up. Is this a different movie?

No, he does know how to snipe though. Wait, he doesn't. Yeah, he does. The black dude? I thought the black dude was spotting for him. No, he's spotting. Jeremy Renner is spotting for the black dude, but I don't think the black guy is a sniper.

The black guy is a massively famous actor too. Yeah, it's the guy from, uh, Arkane. He's the angel guy from Iron Man. Instead of referring it to, to Jeremy and the black guy, we might wanna pull up his name. Well, you don't know who he is either. I wanna pull up his name. Well, we weren't in trouble until I- It's Anthony Mackie. We weren't in trouble until I said Jeremy Renner.

If we had left all the actors nameless, then it would have been fine. Mackie. Oh my God. We weren't in trouble until I said Jeremy Renner. If we had left all the actors nameless, then it would have been fine. Jeremy Renner and the black dudes. You know the other rest of the cast. And it's Anthony Mackie. It's like so famous. Yeah, he's a multi-billionaire.

He knows how to snipe. It's the- Are you sure? Yeah, but, cause he immediately goes for the sniper. For some reason I thought he wasn't trained and they were like, you're the best bet we have here. I think that scene is so huge because that's the scene where Jeremy is like, he brings the squad together.

Like he becomes the leader. Well, okay. And like everyone's dying around them and he's like completely imposed. Right, right, right. Such a banger. Okay, can I tell you a couple good movies? Sure. Okay. And like everyone's dying around them and he's like completely imposed. Right, right, right. Such a banger. Okay, can I tell you a couple good movies? These are really good recs.

And by the way, I've already named a couple that you need to see because I know you haven't seen them. Okay, so with Jeff D. Lowe's help, by the way, honestly, one of our best resources at Barstool. Oh, I use that app all the time. It's not just the app. Go check out the app or the website, the website,

Lights Camera Barstool movie database. It's like a movie generator. It's really, really good. And my favorite part is like, if you like this movie, you might like these ones. These are similar movies. But I checked that first and then I said it, and then I just text Jeff and I say, I need a good action movie. I really want to watch a good action movie. He goes, dude, Rebel Ridge. Oh yeah. Rebel Ridge fucking rules. Did you see Rebel Ridge? Dude, that movie was on when he's biking next to the bus. Okay, that scene sucked. That scene was awesome. No, that scene was the corniest scene of the whole movie. When he's biking next to the bus. I almost turned it off after that scene and I'm very glad I stuck with it.

That's crazy. I'm so hyped up. What are you talking about? Nobody can bike by a bus. He can. Rebel Ridge can. He's on a fucking mountain bike. He's not even on a road bike. Rebel Ridge can. No way, man.

Is there a black guy in the movie? All the inmates are pounding on the glass. Yeah, and yet there's a fucking State Department of Corrections facility bus driver who knows he's there and he's like, ah, I should probably go faster. He could easily accelerate a guy on a bike. I don't think you can out. So what's the movie about? A guy who has an envelope of $10,000

that he needs to bring somewhere. And then the local government takes out a single $100 bill. It's actually 30,000 and they take the whole thing because they're racist. Dang. Have you seen the movie? No.

It's really, really good. Really? It's really good. I don't know if I would say it's really, really good. It's very fun. I kept waiting for it to be dumb, especially after that really corny bus scene. The bus scene is the best. I can't believe you didn't like it.

I kept waiting for it to be dumb, but it never got dumb and the writing was solid. It was tight. Yeah. It's a banger. Really good. The ending is great. Great ending. So I liked Rebel Ridge, and then I watched a movie called Sovereign.

Sovereign. Not many people have seen this movie. What is it about? Sovereign is about a father and a son who basically the dad believes that the government is a bad actor, an opposing force, and that it's our job here in America to sort of take back our rights and all this. And he has a completely stupid reading or interpretation of like the constitution, but he thinks he's smart. So he thinks that

like he doesn't have to pay his mortgage to the bank because the bank he'd ever had to It's about sovereign citizens. Is that what it's about, like people who claim sovereign citizenship? Yes. That's amazing. I love watching videos about them. Yeah. Isn't that like LDS?

No, it's like people who get pulled over, and they're like, I'm a traveler. That's exactly what he says. He calls himself a traveler. Yeah. That's like a way of life. It's like people who think they have like a loophole in the Constitution. It's like a way of life. It's like people who think they have like a loophole

in the Constitution. It's like, you can't impede my will to travel. He thinks he's. By the way, I'm pretty confident that this movie is based on a true story. Have you guys ever seen Under the Banner of Heaven? No. Jack Krakauer?

John Krakauer. John Krakauer? Or read the book? It's about the Mormons, right? It's about the Mormons. I'm pretty sure they do that in that, too. They're like, we don't pay taxes. I mean, it makes sense because they're a church.

But no, like they have to. It's Nick Offerman. They get fucked. Nick Offerman is the actor in the in the sovereign in sovereign. And he's with his son. Yeah. And his son is trying to kind of, I don't know, figure out if he should distance himself

from his father's crazy viewpoints and reengage and get into public school and all that, or just keep traveling around with him and buy in. And I'll leave it there. Cops hate fucking dudes like this. They're like, I'll watch the videos of them. They're like, yeah, we got a sovereign citizen. And they're like so over it, because these dudes are so hard to deal I'll watch the videos of them. They're like, yeah, we got a sovereign citizen. They're like so over it.

These dudes are so hard to deal with from a police point of view. They are anti-cop. And I would say, just like in Rebel Ridge, this is a movie where it is these two guys, the father and the son versus the police. And they call cops like tyrants. Like you fucking tyrant. Yeah.

Trying to impose the will, bootlicker. Dude, it's really a really good movie So I watched those two those are both those are 94 and 95 on rotten tomatoes But also low kind of low on IMDB like six point four six point five on IMDB Six point four six point five isn't terrible. My cutoff is usually six Well, I mean running on the type of movie though Cuz like a six for a comedy is not bad. I, I mean, depending on the type of movie, though, because like a six for a comedy is not bad.

I don't even need a movie to be good. I just need it to make sense. Yeah. Like, just take me on a journey that I can like, I'm not going to be like, come on. Yeah. You don't have to pull up the Wikipedia. This one actually happened in this movie. OK. Speaking of that, the last movie I watched was a movie called Oh My God god, I'm gonna forget. No, you're not, bro. It's gonna come to you.

It's a Korean movie. Parasite? DD? No. Older, 2004. Old Boy? Yes. The best of all time. Old Boy.

Maybe a top 10 movie of all time. Holy shit, this movie. You never saw it? Holy shit. I've heard of all time. Oh boy. Maybe a top 10 movie of all time. Holy shit. This movie. Holy shit. You never saw it? I've heard of it though. Bro. Holy shit.

Yeah, that's good. This movie, I was shaking. Do you have to translate it though? You gotta read it? It doesn't matter. For this movie, I'm usually not a big reader. For this movie, it doesn't fucking matter. It's the best action sequences, just like the

look of everything. Isn't there a scene where he's just eating yule or something like that? But it's like- Octopus, I think it is. Octopus. But even just the- Sounds nasty. The live octopus. Yeah, the movie is so fucking good. There's some gore to it, but I don't know. It's good action. Great action, incredible fight choreography. There's a very famous scene, a fight scene in a hallway. It was all one shot.

And this is 2004, so this was before every director was doing that one long uncut shot in a movie. But dude, unbelievable, crazy twist, just sick. So I would say any of those three, if I were to tell you, since you haven't seen any of them, well you saw Rebel Ridge. For our listeners out there,

Rebel Ridge is like lighthearted, you can watch it and not be too twisted up afterwards. Sovereign's a little bit more like heavy reading, but very well acted, kind of pretty thoughtful, very interesting, and then old boy is like, prepare to have your brain That's Park Chan Wook, the director. I'll check that out.

Parasite? No, no, Park Chan Wook is, that's Bong Joon Ho you're thinking. Bong Joon Ho. Bong Joon Ho is Parasite, Park Chan Wook is, oh boy, of course, you knew that though. I knew that. You know who I was thinking about earlier today,

speaking of names like that? We used to, do you remember, I think it was the 96 Women's World Cup? Maybe it was 99. We went to see China play at Foxboro. I think they were playing against Sweden. At the star of the Chinese Women's National Soccer Team was Sun Wen.

Really? Which sounds like a question and answer in the wrong order. Yeah, it really does. Sun Wen, now. Dude, I got, my lips are sunburnt. We couldn't afford to see the American team. We went to see China versus Sweden. That's kind of fucked.

At Gillette? Mm-hmm. No, it wasn't Gillette then. It was Foxborough. Dude, I want to go to the World Cup and Olympics in the US so bad. You should. Okay. Fuck it. I'll do it. That'd be sick. This podcast is brought to you by GameTek. Yeah, we should. I mean, it'd be fun to all go together. Maybe

we take the boys, maybe take my young sons. Yeah, yeah. Take the boys out. Yeah, perfect. They could probably get in for free or something. Probably, yeah. Strap them to my body like some C4. Strap them under my shirt and fat suit like I'm Brendan Fraser. Call back. You guys watch the EWC at all? I felt bad for interrupting your sunburned lips. Oh, that was really nothing. I was just saying, because it's been bothering me. They don't look sunburnt. Dude, it's so painful.

You gotta go aqua-fore. I've been layering up on aqua-fore. You need aqua-fore at night. And not only on the lips, you need to like do like a ring around the lips. A ring around the rosy. Which is a song about? It's slavery. Yeah, all around the rosy. Which is a song about? Slavery.

Yeah, all the ashes, we all fall down. Yeah, like they burn the bodies. Did you guys watch the EWC? Yeah, it was so good. It's fucking amazing. I'm sorry, what is that? Esports World Cup in Saudi Arabia. Didn't watch it.

Optic won. Of course. Back to back, greatest team of all time, someone's saying. Shout out to my bros on Optic. I mean course. Back to back, greatest team of all time, is what I'm saying. Shout out to my bros on Optic. I mean, they need to, they, like, eventually it's gonna need to be a salary cap situation.

Kind of, yeah. Cause, if you can just gather the best talent. There's really three teams in the league that can get the best talent, and then every other team is like, decent, but like, they're not gonna beat. It will be a great story. If the are, I mean there are, but like if the boys could like put cobble together like some kind of. Well, that's the thing that's cool about it is the,

the tournament style is there's the, there's the call of duty pros in the CDL. And then there's this thing called the challengers, which is like anyone can be in it. It's like amateurs and there's teams and you just scrimmage against other minor league teams and they get pulled up into the pros. But in the tournaments like this, it's like a bracket and the challengers teams can go play in the tournament. Getting a ragtag-

Against the pro teams. Yeah, a ragtag group of friends. Yeah. That's nice. One of the teams, one of the challengers teams, I believe, beat, knocked out one of the pro teams. That's, that's literally, that should have a fucking Disney movie about it. Isn't that insane? It's pretty sick.

Maybe the most boring movie of all time. No, no. But they should have. You guys are missing out. It's fucking like, this is top tier entertainment. I think it is. I watched it. No you didn't. Alright, well... Hahaha.

Stop fucking calling me out. It's like literally not your fucking business. It's genuinely like not your fucking business. It's genuinely like I'm all in and I kind of want to get involved. Can we get merch from them? Can we buy some optic merch? I already bought my back to back champs shirt. Mook bought the EWC because Mook's like in with these guys. Which pisses me off. Who has him? Scump has him as his Abby?

Yeah, because so this dude, Scump, he's like the greatest Call of Duty player of all time. Yeah, I love Scump. I started watching Scump when I was in like third grade or some shit. Poor Scump. And and he looks like Mook. Like him and Mook have the same face pretty much. And is this the shirt you got? I don't know. I haven't gotten it. Back to back champs?

17 on 17, 24, 25 on the back. I mean the shirt is cold as hell. I think it is the one I got. It's fucking awesome. I'm pumped but it's on it's on it won't be here for months. I like how the cut of is like it's clearly a gamer cut. It's clearly for fat dudes. It's a boxy kid. Boxy. Yeah. Bro, I was looking at all their shirts and I was like, this is what I've been looking for forever. Yeah. It's tailored for the gamer body.

It's fucking boxy as hell. That is a boxy shirt. Dude, a wide bodied shirt. I gotta get involved though. Like I wanna start, I gotta like, I wanna get, I wanna dive in. How? I wanna be like Enid. Do it through Barstool. I know I mean hitch was like you should do uh, like I want to be like

Like I don't obviously I'm not ever I'm not a I'm not gonna play call of duty. No, you're not good. I'm not good, but But I love it and I love watching this like I love watching the competitive events like it's and it's getting bigger I love watching the competitive events and it's getting bigger. It's sick. This is so cool. What an unbelievable maturation moment this is for me. I know. You have shifted from being this,

I would say very sort of outspoken, kind of arrogant call of duty participant to fan and humble about your ability. No, I'm not humble about my ability at all. You just said you're not good, which is true. I was kidding. I'm fucking amazing at the game. Oh boy. I've never been so good at a video game.

Shouldn't have said anything. But the people I play against are really good too, so it's not like it's hard, you know? Yeah, but compared to this- When you're playing against- when you're playing against Crimson Diamonds all day. Bro, look at what Hitch playing against, when you're playing against crims and diamonds all day. Bro, look at what Hitch said to me, bro. He wants to do this Madden tournament. Hitch said this?

Hitch hit me up and he was like, we should do a, you can read it. Whoa. Let's do a Madden Barstool tournament with creators and shit. Red zone it on Barstool. That's a good idea by Hitch. And then he said, Tim on Cowboys,

Scump on Eagles, it could be huge. Barstool is the host, Brands would go stupid for it. While I have you here, can you send dick or ass pics? Come on. And don't, well, just don't show what I sent. Can I see this? I don't think you want to see it. Never going to see Rome the same way.

The fact that you could see my dick and ass or the fact that I'm actually tapped in with the bros You'd have to play as a Patriots, you're green with jealous rage I am yeah, but I would definitely do that. It's crazy that everybody around you is tapping. It's fucking insane I'm like the only one like I watch religious I watch every single match. I'm gonna reach out to them. And they're like, like, like you gotta reach out to Tim. Anyone that Harry wants to be friends with I want to wait. Let me show you this because I got I took a photo of it yesterday. Because I'm watching I'm like just trying to enjoy

my Sunday. The coveted friend of my friend is my coveted friend. So like they do a watch party of the tournament, these three dudes, and when they go away from like camera to go to the bathroom or something, they'll put something on screen, like a funny photo of them. And for scump, they just use this photo and it's of Moog hung over in Miami.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wow, they really do love him. It's crazy. That's amazing. Is that because when you guys all play, like he's the best one in the group? Yes. Mooc? Yeah.

Mooc's a gold three best. I'm sorry? The stats don't lie. Gold three? I'm better than Mooc. What's gold three? That's his rank. And what are you?

Plat three. Is there a... It's going to be diamond one. Oh, is there, going to be diamond one. Oh, is there, is there is diamond one? I'll believe it when I see it. Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it too, to be honest. A little bit less fishing. A little bit more dedication.

Well, speaking of ranks, quick thing here. My handicap in golf dropped 1.9 this weekend. How? Damn. I had the best round of my life and then the next day I had also a very good round. What'd you shoot the first time? Where were you? This is a member guest?

No, that's next weekend. Member, and this is bad. It's the worst time to do it. My handicap just plummeted right before the member guest. It's not good. You shouldn't have submitted. But it is a testament to my honesty. Are they some calls? Get you some Adderall?

That I put my scores in. Oh, definitely. Because this is gonna fuck me for the member guest. But it is what it is. People who withhold scores like that, that's where you get called out. Yeah. Like people at my club would have known,

because I told everyone. Yeah, of course, what did you shoot? The first time, I shot 73. Was that under or one over? It's par 71 in my course. But I'll tell you quickly about it, I'll tell this quickly because I know it's boring to rehash golf.

I shot three under on the front nine. Damn. I birdied under on the front nine. Damn. I birdied four, five, six, seven. Jesus. I had four birdies in a row. I've never had more than two in a row. Yeah. So where was the bogey mixed in? One. I bogeyed one, which is one of the easiest holes on the course. So brutal. But I wasn't even thinking it was going to be a good round at that point. I wasn't that like focused. At my home course, it was par five

hole one, always starting. I don't think thinking it was going to be a good round at that point. I wasn't that like focused at my home course. I was par five hole one always starting. I don't think I ever didn't start out with an eight. So yeah, I'm three under through front the front nine. Yeah, and I'm like starting then I part 10 11 12 13 and I'm like, oh no now now I'm thinking I'm gonna shoot 68. My best score ever is 73. I've shot 73 a few times. I'm like, well that's toast.

I'm gonna beat that. It's just a question of whether I beat it by four or five strokes. As soon as I had that thought, fucking. Crumbled? Terrible shot on 14 approach, ended up short of the green, putted, because I was scared of chunking a wedge, hit it past the hole, now I have a downhill putt,

I miss it, so I get a bogey and I'm like, all right, whatever, I'm still two under, there's only four holes to go, 15, 16, 17, or, that was, yeah, that was 14, 15, 16, 17, or that was, yeah, that was 14. 15, 16, 17, 18. Sorry, you collapsed. 15, I end up short side on the green, it's a par three. Chip it down, can't get close,

and then I three putted for a double. Oh, you crumbled. Now I'm even. Yeah, the foundation collapsed. I parred 16. These are Trent behaviors. I parred 16 and missed a very easy birdie putt, which rattled me. 17, I bogeyed another par three.

18, I'm on the green and two, it's a par five, and I three putted for par. Oh! The short game fell apart. It was really like, I don't even know what's mental in the game. Yeah, it's like, okay, we have to get back to the norm.

Yeah. We're playing too well. This isn't normal. Let's not misbehave here. And I just tighten up and freak out and- Who are you with? I was playing with my buddy, Corey. Ooh, we played through a group of like four really good looking like 19 year old boys.

How good looking? They were all shirtless. Really? And so I say this because if anyone would doubt my score, they watched me chip in for my first birdie on four and then we played through them on the par five, they had all already hit and I stuck my tee shot on the par five to a foot.

Almost made a hole in one. So there's my second birdie and they watched both of those. So those boys could corroborate. What kind of course is this that lets the hot boys walk around shirtless? It's low key. It's low key. I mean, it's a little too low key for me.

Then I birdie 67. That would never fly at my course. Yeah, that sounds like a little public course. Old masters type deal. No shoes, no shirt. No service so I shot 73 and that brought my handicap from 6.0 down to like 4.7 and then

Yesterday I shot 76 and that brought it down from 4.7 to 4.1 and now I don't even know what who the fuck I am Sounds like you need to go out there and just blow up But you need to blow up so many times. I did what you gotta do is tonight You got to just blackout right just get fucking shit face. I don't drink on Mondays. It doesn't matter you're drinking tonight Shit faced out of your like full bottle of scotch tea time 5 a.m. You need to Just to reset the whole hell.

Yeah, just to reset the handicap. Get those points back. Dude, when I was playing my buddy Cory, we was playing for money, and we were playing a pretty expensive round. And like a week before, he had beaten me for 250 bucks. And so, when I made the third birdie, and then the fourth, we stopped talking. And so when I made the third birdie,

and then the fourth, we stopped talking. Like I was pitching a perfect game. Like he understood what was happening, and we were cool enough, and even though I'm taking him for money, it's like he's rooting for me still. And John Rahm has the course record at my club. He played it once, just went out, never seen the course before, shot 59.

Yeah, yeah. It's fucking insane. What? It's preposterous. I think I saw a video recently of Scottie Scheffler at his home course, shot like 20 under or some shit. Yeah, it just puts everything in perspective. It's fucking outrageous.

It is insane. So, I'm thinking like- It must have felt pretty good. Well, I'm three under on the front. I only need nine more birdies on the back to tie John It's not unheard of There's two par fives I eagle them both then I can afford a couple pars 59 is what?

71 12 under 12 under about to make a rom-com 12 under 12 under 12 under yeah about to make a rom-com That's my golf story that's that you've got to feel pretty good about that But you fucked yourself for the member guest and now everybody at least I people know I don't feel good about it because that 73 was as bad as it could have been cap right now now. It's 4.1 So I was 6.0 week ago. Yeah, you're in trouble. So I'm not really I shouldn't be I don't think I'm a 6.0 a week ago. Yeah, you're in trouble. So I'm not really, I shouldn't be, I don't think I'm a 4.1. I'm probably more like a 5.5 or something. You're in trouble for that member guest. Yeah.

Let me tell you. You gotta get me and Sass out there to fucking carry the bags. Come on now. From fish. Well caddy. This is the season. They're biting. They're biting on anything.

I don't know if they are. The season of the sticks, bro. Out in the east. The, I'll tell you what, the fishing out West was significantly harder this time than it was the last time. How many total fish did you catch? I have no clue. Oh, you lost count? It was that many? Well, you just catch so many small, tiny fish.

Like, because with fly fishing, it's like all trout eat the same stuff. They just eat bugs. So it's like all trout eat the same stuff. They just eat bugs. So it's like, or they eat bait fish. So it's like, if you throw a dry fly, you could get a huge fish. But you could also get like, you'll literally see like minnows trying to eat your fucking dry fly. So it's like, you're going to catch small fish because they're all eating the same thing. It's more about just-

You still tire out the minnows? No. Those are a problem because you set the hook and they fucking fly out of the water. And nothing would come along to eat them. Bigger fish. That's what I'm wondering. I caught a fish on a streamer and another fish was trying to eat it while I had it on. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. But it was like, I don't know if it was trying to eat it or if it it on. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but it was like, I don't know if he was trying to eat it or if it was like, it was following it. Like they were circling each other, like while I had this fish hooked. But the fish that I caught was like, probably like this big. And the one that was trying to eat it

was probably like this big. So I was like, that's not, you're gonna eat a fish that's like three inches shorter than you? Yeah. That's already hooked. That's why you can't really feel bad about killing fish because they're gonna fucking kill you.

Yeah. I mean if I saw that fish eat that other fish it would have been the most insane thing I've ever witnessed. It would have been like watching a snake swallow a human. I just saw a video that- I did too but it wasn't true. They were like, look, here's an Anaconda eating a woman. And it's like, no, this was an Anaconda eating two goats.

I think I saw that one of the apartment survived, didn't they? Yeah. Well, and the truth was the reason the Anaconda was so unhappy was because the horns of the goat were puncturing the inside of its stomach. And then the reason people figured this out out that it wasn't eating a woman was because the snake was in a goat shack and people were like she lives in there? That's what I thought, I was like that's her apartment? That's the smallest house I ever saw. Alright.

I don't fuck with snakes whatsoever and I definitely don't fuck with spiders. Hmm Snakes do not bother me at all. Snakes might be above spiders for me to be honest like big snakes. Hmm Oh my god, I didn't tell you guys about the moose. Oh, we saw the video? Dude, we saw so many fucking moose. I mean, this was the most, speaking of, of we were talking about screaming like this was the most scared I've been like genuine fear in so long day one where we go into like art we get to like the access point and we're like walking in and I'm fishing up front. We're kind of like like like leapfrogging each other and I'm like fishing up front and I'm walking forward and a massive moose with

a baby comes into the river like from me to like that pictures of it. Hell no. Dude, I turned around. I got that. You got to get the hell out of there. And if you see a moose will kill you. Yeah. If you see a baby, you got to go.

No stomp on. So the river dance on you. So we're like, all right, you gotta go. No stomp on you, no river dance on you. So we're like, all right, not a huge deal. We've seen moose before. We're like, all right, we're just gonna have to cut out and go around them, figure it out. So we cut out, and then when we're cutting out, Bo's walking in front, the dad appears out of nowhere.

I'm talking like 12 feet tall. Have you seen my wife? Dude flies out, flies out of the woods. Looks a lot like me Just sitting there, just staring at us And then we're like alright, let's go way out Like let's get the fuck away from these moose And we go out

Three more appear As we're coming out Dude, six moose were looking at us Sounds like a Jubilee video It was insane I got some, I'll show you the this is like I took this photo when I walked a little further six moose would scare the fuck out of me it was I'm way more scared of moose than snakes hmm Wow um

while Harry's looking that up yeah I want to put out a quick call. Oh my god. This is like Buffalo. Yeah. I am on the hunt for some wild venison meat. I would really like to source some wild game meat. I love venison, elk, moose. I know you can't buy these things at Butchers. You can get venison, but it's always made on a fucking deer farm or whatever. I want the wild stuff.

Okay. I want lice crawling around the filets. I want the deer to have diseases that I can possibly get. So I have to boil the meat first. I want wild cuts, okay? If anyone out there hunts whatever and can send me a freezer, some frozen moose meat or deer meat, I want it, I'll pay for it.

The deer look at Sydney like Benjamin Netanyahu. They're like, oh, she's committing a fucking genocide on you. You guys see an elk on, see Netanyahu on elk? They're like, oh, she's committing a fucking genocide. You guys see Nelk on Nelk? Of course. Did you hear his crazy take about Burger King? Dude, he said Burger King over McDonald's. Dude, that video, like I watched that.

I actually watched, I didn't watch that, but I like skimmed it. And then I watched the stream after on the plane flying to Denver I watched like an hour of it and it was unreal hmm they were just like just like humiliation ritual having like full humiliation ritual what does that mean what do you mean just like the NELK boys were on with like Hassan piker and like Adam Friedland like all these like super but also like Nick Fuentes and Sneco like the very left wing very right wing all pro-palestine people who were like you fucked up you've made like yeah and they were like would you they were like that's pretty much the equivalent of interviewing like Hitler and they were

like and we would they were like we would interview Hitler It's like do you know we want to get both sides Yeah, you wouldn't you're just saying that because you backed yourself into a hole now You have to act like you're this like it's so funny when people get in trouble online And then they come they try to act like they're this like freedom fighter like well No, we're just trying to get the input from all side. You're trying to make money, dude So whatever we're all trying to just the input from all sides. You're trying to make money, dude. Say whatever, we're all trying to just put out a good podcast and get paid. You're not trying to like, it's not like the Nelk boys

were interested to hear Netanyahu's POV. Yeah, because they were asking him about Burger King. Yeah. Like Burger King over McDonald's, bro? How much did they talk about what's happening? Like, they didn't talk, everything they talked about was like, it's seen Netanyahu lying. They were like, what do you think about the fact

that people say that the Palestinians are being starved? And he's like, well, give them food, and they're actually starving themselves. It's insane. Hamas is actually the one starving them. Yeah, and then they're like, really? It's like, oh, shit. I never thought about it like that.

Well, OK, so just a hypothetical, right? And I agree. I think it's crazy that comedians and goofball podcasters are having heads of state on. But my question would be if they had, let's say, I don't know, the leader of the PLO, right? like the FATA, the more peaceful governing group that is that never wins because Hamas always wins on to be the other voice. Like, would you think that that was a good thing to do or no?

I don't think people that are under qualified to be talking to these people should be having any of their own podcasts. Yeah, I kind of think people that are under qualified to be talking to these people should be having any of the podcasts. I kind of agree with that. I don't think any comedians should be having Trump on their podcast. I don't understand. No one's ever tuned into Theo von and Andrew Schaltz and been like, man, I wish this guy was talking to Trump right now. That would be a good listen.

No, true. But I do think that they ask questions of those politicians that CNN doesn't? Like for Theovon to talk to Trump even though Trump didn't weigh in on it about cocaine is kind of a fascinating thing. I suppose. I just think it's so sensitive, it's such a sensitive subject and it's like real life. It's real-world problems. I don't think it's something that comedians need to be involved in themselves in. Do you think they kind of cheapen it almost? No, I think it's strictly for money. I don't, there's no,

no one could convince me that any of these comedians are having like major politicians on for like content. Or to educate or something like that. Well I think they're having them on for views. And views equals money. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But it's like, why? Like, if we got an offer and they was like, do you want to have Net and Yahoo on your podcast?

We would be like, why? Why would we want to do that? That's not what our podcast is. We've got fights scheduled. Yeah. It's a comedy podcast. Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, I can't tell anyone what to do with their platform. No, you're right. I mean, I can't tell anyone what to do with their platform. No, you're right. I mean, my issue with that wouldn't be so much that we were platforming Bibi Netanyahu, more be that I don't know how we can make that funny. Yeah, exactly. That's my issue with that. Which is that, but that's what we're trying to do is be funny. Correct.

Rather than, like, I don't know. Maybe people do listen to podcasts like that and think that, but I've never listened to a comedy podcast and been like, I'd love to hear this guy sit down with a dictator. Is there Is there but but dude here's the here's the problem is that like people do think trump's funny Yeah, but he's not funny on podcasts because it's all fucking scripted bullshit Like when he goes on a podcast, it's like when dave interviewed him He said he had sheets of notes that it that you're only allowed to ask these questions. So it's like, that's just, at that point,

we're just watching 60 minutes. You just missed your episode of- No, I know, I was trying to- I'm playing devil's advocate a little bit. I agree with you. I just trying to think if there is a world leader or somebody who, if we had them on, would be funny and we could like spit ball with,

and they would come into our town. I don't think we could. Like who? That's what I'm wondering. Gaddafi would have been good. Mussolini? The obvious answer is actually Zelensky, because he wasn't he a comedian?

Yeah, Zelensky. But he's not gonna be funny. Yeah, he's also like a buff, Zelensky. But he's not going to be funny. Yeah, he's also like a buffoon. George Bush. George Bush, I think would be funny. George Bush would be funny. There you go. Maybe retired politicians.

But even then, it's like if we had George Bush on, I genuinely believe like we would, our actual listeners would be like, this episode sucks. They'd be like, why are we, why did you guys do this? We could ask him funny questions. Yeah but no no actually we want to politicize any like that one as soon as you have a politician on it's automatically politicized and like your detractors and their detractors will hate it and the people who love them will be like you're fucking the goats for having them on. Yeah. but and I do see the value of like a common person asking questions of a politician

not framed through the lens of Mainstream media, but I don't think that that's what a lot of people are trying to do No, I don't either like I just get I don't know I'm just getting annoyed with all like these people who are like trying to convince everyone that they're this like Actually, I think outside of, I think a little differently. Yeah, I agree with that, but I also think that that doesn't apply to everyone, right? If these comedian podcasters are claiming

the reason they had them on was to, and I'll show different points of view or whatever, and that's crazy. That's pretty much my point. But every other guest that any podcast has ever had on is for the express purpose of engagement. 100%. I'm having this person on because I believe

this episode will do well. Yeah, there's a difference between us having War Mode on and Nelk having Game. No, I know that. I know that. I'm saying, are you sure that Andrew Schultz wouldn't be like yeah, we had Trump on cuz we knew the episode would be huge No, I'm not. I mean, I'm assuming that is what it was, but I would say that though. Oh, I have no idea I'm sure I don't know if he would or if he wouldn't but if he did I would be like I understand that but I don't

Agree with it fair enough because those pod those podcasts they get millions of views anyways Yeah, but that's just then then you're getting into like why do you need any more money? Argument, I don't know. I think it's like I think Compton asked good questions of Trump Yeah, I just think it's people are crossing into a territory that they are not experienced in and I think dumb. I Think it's dumb because people are listening to it being like, this is fascinating. Yeah, well then that does come down to, is the interviewer actually good?

Speaking of which, I've been listening to Acquired. Do you know that, Pod? No. It's pretty big. It's about businesses. It's these two guys that just do tons and tons of research. They only put out one episode a month. Only like six episodes a year. And they just research a business forever and then present it for three and a half hours.

Do they know how much they're missing out on ad revenue? Must not be good business people. They make a lot of money. They sold out Radio City. Damn. Yeah. They interviewed Jamie Dimon at Radio City, and they're just really good at presenting businesses. So I listened to, right now I'm listening to the Google one, and I listened to the Hermes one. Yeah. It's all really interesting.

So just recommend that as a pod if you're interested. I know it's a huge pod, so it's like- I've never, I've never even heard of it. You guys ever heard of the Joe Rogan experience? Anyway, that's our episode. Yeah. All right. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you on Thursday.

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